It's a new day! Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the First Watch 12:00am
MadScientist - Anyhow, gotta get some sleep.
MadScientist - Nite jab
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:00am)
-jabber - I just told you, Pan, want her phone number, too??? MadS, NEVER underestimate the -jabber - Mike B did... and we won't talk about him again...
Pan - Iremember her photo in WPW some time ago
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 12:00am
gaily - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:00am)
Clepsydra - Hello, gaily, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Pan - night Mad
gaily - hello out there!!
Eric - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:01am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Eric, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
gaily - I brought Eric with me!!:)
-jabber - Hey boxer1 and a big hey and hug to gaily!!!
* Pan sweats being in this room with a lunatic photographer who's always falling off his chair
boxer1 - hi jabber
boxer1 - any particular topics?
Pan - >>>>>>>>>>>gaily<<<<<<<<<<<
-jabber - boxer1, we were talking about Pan's exquisite command of html...
Eric - lol, anywhere you go gaily...
gaily - you sweet thing......
Pan - lettter rip, boxer
Pan - Colour changed
boxer1 - ahhh
Eric - Awww...did I get some points for that? ;)
* gaily starts to hum "The Boxer".....
Pan - aye, a fine film, y'know
boxer1 - whats it about?
* Pan claims no such fame, jabberthecomputergeek
Pan - boxer, The IRA
-jabber - gaily, would you beat up Pan for me???
* Pan slaps jabber around a bit with a kipper
gaily - now, boys... behave, or I'll have to punish you!!!
Pan - gaily can do whatever she wants :- )
-jabber - YEAH! Punish away, gaily!!!
gaily - um...did we pick a topic yet??
* Pan knocks jabber off his fucking chair already
* gaily wonders why she even bothers......
Pan - I pick.....music
Pan - listening to My Bloody Valentine, familiar?
* -jabber laughs hysterically at Pan... and plops right back onto his chair...
* gaily steps far away from Pan......
Pan - just a band, relax already
Pan - & probably not what you're thinking
Pan - or have I entered the Led Zeppelin only zone?
Valentino - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:16am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Valentino, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* gaily isn't listening to anything right now...:(
Pan - Hell Soc
Valentino - hello
gaily - oooooh...... you smooth operator!!!
gaily - hi there!
Pan - Ok, hello Valentino, how are you?
Valentino - fine thankyou
Clepsydra - Valentino, you have a new Private message from -jabber
* gaily gives jabber a hug for staying on his chair for five minutes!!
Soctino - Nickname change, Valentino is now known as Soctino
Socrates - Nickname change, Soctino is now known as Socrates
Pan - are you morphing into Greek?
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Socrates
gaily - beware of Greeks bearing gifts!!!
Socrates - ahhh.. that feels better
gaily - ...or is that geeks??
* -jabber will stay on his chair as long as gaily keeps hugging him...
Warrior - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:20am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Warrior, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Up the Irons
Socrates - what do you mean, am i morphing into a Geek?
Warrior - Wotcha
* -jabber pours Marinara Sauce over his Soctino Pasta...
Socrates - hi W
gaily - hello, Warrior!!
-jabber - Hey, WP...
Socrates - what the table topic for today?
Pan - I tried music, fell flat and gave up on that
Warrior - Potato salad?
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
-jabber - With or without egg, WP???
* gaily hates cold potatoes........
Warrior - I dunno...I've never tried it
* Socrates passes a hot potato to gaily
Warrior - It smells icky
Socrates - is it just me or are everyone's posts taking ages to post
Warrior - It's just you.
Pan - aok here
gaily - mine are fine...
Socrates - Warrior, what is your state famous for?
Warrior - Me.
* gaily rolls her eyes...
* -jabber remembers the wrestler Ox Baker was from Iowa...
Socrates - W, what religon and race are you? (if it's not a personal question)
* -jabber agrees, gaily is "fine"...
Warrior - Actually, Iowa is primarily known for corn, but I prefer to recall the invention of the fax machine and the first digital computer
Warrior - Catholic and Caucasian
-jabber - /me falls off his chair as he has something in common with WP!!!
* gaily thinks jabber is hitting up for another hug...
* Pan thinks jabber should have his inner ear checked
* gaily agrees with Pan...
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Graveyard Watch 12:30am
* -jabber wonders if Socrates got his PM... (and apologizes for his Grog impression...)...
Pan - Praise Bob
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Socrates
* Who is this Bob, Pan? And -jabber wonders if he shocked WP into a vow of silence by revealing they have something in common...
Warrior - Nah, I'm just busy elsewhere
gaily - no... everyone is shocked into silence.....
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
-jabber - No probs, WP. What's shocking, gaily?
gaily - static electricity!!: )
Pan - http://www.subgenius.com/index.html
gaily - ...as another awkward silence fills the room.....
Pan - yes, the air is thick with horns and teeth
Warrior - Say something provocative.
* gaily still wonders what the topic is.....
-jabber - No silence, gaily, we're simply in awe of your phenomenal (and cute) physique...
gaily - provocative
* Warrior thinks -jabber chose the right color
* gaily thinks that was funny...
-jabber - Thanks, WP, at least I did something right. :-)
gaily - um... did we lose Socrates?
* -jabber tickles Socrates' ribs with a feather duster...
gaily - I don't think it's working....
-jabber - Praise Obo (damn this dyslexia!)...
Socrates - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:42am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Socrates, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
Socrates - who hit me?
Pan - bye the way......Go Browns
gaily - he's back!!
Warrior - BRB
-jabber - Socrates, saw your brother in here a moment ago - he was MUCH better looking than you... I think that's why WP has been so silent...
* Pan thinks that one day jabber will find the slack of the subGenius
gaily - ok
Socrates - W, it's spelt FBB
-jabber - BRB=Brenda Raganot's Body...
Socrates - he is a cad jabber
-jabber - CAD=Carla A. Dunlap...
Pan - JVSC=jabber's very small chair
gaily - IDBTIH=I don't believe this is happening
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Socrates
-jabber - How do you pronounce IDBTIH, gaily? With a lisp???
Pan - an agora for the forever unaquainted
* Yippee! -jabber merrily reads Soc's PM...
* Pan thinks that staring contests are only fun if he can see gaily
Socrates - NOMOREACRONYMS=
-jabber - Who here has seen a) The Blair Witch Project, b) Eyes Wide Shut, and/or c) Sixth Sense???
Pan - AOK, Soc
Socrates - no,no,no
* gaily remembers that she owes her knight is shining armor a flex, and she worked out today... here goes....
Pan - the first two, jabber
gaily - no, no, no
-jabber - What did you think, Pan? Carmen and I saw all three this past weekend.
Pan - a)very good, b)very dull indead
-jabber - A: no, no, no Q: what does -jabber here on a first date...
Pan - & I'm a Stanley Kubrick die hard
-jabber - a) This movie SUCKED BIGTIME - annoying, not scary, complete rubbish!, and b) I LOVED it, not boring, very thought-provocative, simply great!, and c) This was good, too, but a hard act to follow, clever twist, spiritual movie...
Socrates - Who here has seen a) Denise Horshor b) Melissa Coates c) Lora Ottenad???
-jabber - yes, yes, yes
Socrates - It was not that hard for Stanley Kubrick to die
Socrates - jabber, when did you see Lora ?
-jabber - Soc, the question wasn't did I have sessions, right? I saw Ms. Ottenad in Seattle at the Emerald Cup - you can reread that review - we'll excuse you. :-)
bud - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:55am)
Clepsydra - Hello, bud, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
bud - hey guys
Pan - I understand why most folks won't like Blair Witch, they won't understand it's minimalism, & "Eyes" was just a Luis Bunuel meets Ingmar Bergman at their very worst
gaily - this bud's for you!!!
Socrates - hi Bud bundy
bud - saw serena williams on jay leno tonite
-jabber - How's it going, Boomer...
bud - boomer is dead
* gaily admits she read jabbers review...
Pan - Hello bud
* -jabber thinks bud's jokes are dead...
bud - jay asked her what other sports she likes besides tennis
bud - bud has no sense of humor, so thank you very much for noticing
bud - serena said she loves to wrestle
Socrates - whose bud are you, bud?
Socrates - go on...
bud - jay told her to come back and wrestle when she turns 18
-jabber - There's a creative difference there, Pan. I hated Twister, too. And that was FAR from minimalism. It's called annoying characters and just NOTHING to the plot. And actually I'm FAR from most folks - I noticed most critics liked it. Then again, most judges preferred Ms. Bostick over Ms. Hoshor at the USA's...
bud - she laughed and said okay
* Pan is aghast at the explosive potential of this room's company
-jabber - Where, gaily? In AAWA-land or from DtV's page of -jabber's stuff?
bud - i found myself oddly stimulated by this revelation from serena
Socrates - leno could have gone for the aw straight away - was his brain switched off?
-jabber - /me finds himself oddly stimulated nearly ALL the time... big ha!
bud - i think jay was caught completely off guard, seemed flustered
gaily - calm down, jabber...from Diana's site
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:00am
* gaily, you didn't happen to read my one piece of fiction, too, did you? -jabber plans on blushing viciously...
Pan - Ok, jabber, give me another mockumentary that matches the chlostraphobic(sp?)/agoraphobic effects of Blair Witch
bud - jabber said ha, how come clepsy didnt laugh
Socrates - these are the only situations when i am not flustered
-jabber - I saw none of what you claim in The Blair With Project, Pan? I saw crap on film. Try Dead Calm if you want Claustraphobia...
Socrates - i think clepsy had heard that one before
Pan - Dead Calm was Ok, but hardly original...you must be numb if you didn't notice the fine acting, by the way
bud - i think clepsy has heard all of jabbers ha's before
HAL9000 - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:02am)
Clepsydra - Hello, HAL9000, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
-jabber - Wrong, they were annoying, plain and simple. A bunch of jerks yelling at each other does NOT a great movie make!
Socrates - hi Hal
HAL9000 - Hello wise Socrates
gaily - hello, HAL
HAL9000 - what is the subject? HI gaily
* How's it going, Hal? -jabber wonders if gaily heard his question to her...
* gaily has never seen jabber so animated... it excites her
Pan - and I think it's outstanding that a film can be successful & take so many risks, like I said, I understand why most folks won't like it
Socrates - Stanley Kubrick, HAL
HAL9000 - Hey jabb
HAL9000 - what movie are we talking about?
Pan - Hello HAL
HAL9000 - Hi pan.
bud - i believe that kubrick, like boomer, is dead
Pan - the one you almost gave away, HAL...Blair Witch Projecct
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
HAL9000 - There will never be another Stanley Kurbrick
-jabber - Pan, the premise WAS good, but the movie was shit. It is the way I saw it. Successful means nothing. This country thought Ghostbusters was great, too... Biggest piece of rubbish this side of Twister that I've seen in the movies...
Pan - Project, that is
HAL9000 - I loved the Blair Witch Project
-jabber - Hal, you liked Eyes Wide Shut?
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
-jabber - Blair Witch Project sucked, sorry...
Socrates - HAL, dare i ask, what is your favuourite Kubrick film?
HAL9000 - Loved eyes wide shut
Warrior - I enjoyed "The Blair Witch Project" very much
Pan - give me one Kubrick movie that stoops close to the levels of "Eyes"
HAL9000 - I let you guess what my favorite Kurbrick film is....keep in mind my screen name
* -jabber thinks Pan is wrong when he says most people won't like TBWP.
gaily - The Shining?? :)
* -jabber wonders why gaily is avoiding my question...
HAL9000 - A Clockwork Orange goes into human sexuality.
Pan - most people walked out of the theatre pissed off, jab
HAL9000 - Jab, what didn't you like about BWP?
Socrates - let me think, HAL9000, HAL9000 - ahh, Dr Strangelove!
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
bud - i thought he did a great job with jaws
* gaily wonders how long she can keep stringing jabber along...
-jabber - Where do you live, Pan???
Pan - "Eyes" was a mess
Socrates - bud, are you trying to be funny?
HAL9000 - Your correct Socrates!
Pan - Dr. Strangelove...my favorite comedy
HAL9000 - I thought Eyes ranked fourth in Kubrick's line of movies
bud - impossible socrates, i have no sense of humor
Pan - east of Cleveland, jabber
-jabber - Eyes was great, stimulated plenty of thought-provoking conversation among couples, explored trust in relationships, and was downright entertaining - great exploration, humor, scares, excellent!
Socrates - i thought so HAL, I like 2001
HAL9000 - It was nice to see an adult movie in the summer.
* -jabber thinks Pan lives in Erie, PA... No one walked out in Dallas, Pan, but when it ended, people were like, was that all? That f^&*in' sucked!
HAL9000 - 2001 is my favorite movie of all time.
Pan - watch "through a glass, darkly" jabber, Bergman did that stuff best
Socrates - i here jabber sees adult movies every night at his place
Pan - LOL
* -jabber LOVES Juliet Bergmann!!!
bud - i loved her in casablanca
gaily - ...he did a bad, bad, thing....
HAL9000 - HAL loves Juliet Bergmann as well!
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
HAL9000 - I would do a bad, bad thing to Juliet Bergmann
* Socrates chews on a wild strwaberry
-jabber - What movie is that Chris Isaak song in, gaily? And when are you going to answer my question???
Pan - I won't say it..and by the way, around Euclid, OH the closest burb E of Cleveland
Pan - thank you, Soc
HAL9000 - that Chris Isaak song is in Eyes Wide Shut
gaily - what question........;)
HAL9000 - I thought Eyes was a very suspensful movie
* Pan hands Soc the seventh seal
Clepsydra - Pan, you have a new Private message from -jabber
squishedfish - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:13am)
Clepsydra - Hello, squishedfish, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - The squished fish swishes in
-jabber - Gaily, have you read my one piece of fiction if you read my reviews from that "page"???
gaily - perhaps I have... perhaps I haven't.... although I do read a lot!!
gaily - hi, fishy!!
* -jabber welcomes the two-dimensional squishedf...
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Pan - around....oh..'63, jabber
squishedfish - gaily!........how's the "old" lady doing tonight? ( running away, taking cover )
Al "Grog" Bundy - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:15am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Al "Grog" Bundy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Yo ho ho, it's Grog
squishedfish - it's feels more like a one dimensional day jabber....but thanks for the greeting.
bud - hello mr grog
* gaily thinks the fish will soon know the true meaning of squished...
Al - what's up room?.......anyone need new shoes?
squishedfish - Bundy
Pan - If you want to see more interrelationship themes, just rent a few foreign films
Warrior - Groggy!!!
Al - squish!
gaily - oh, Al..................
Socrates - hi Al
* -jabber is crestfallen. How could gaily forget his story...
squishedfish - only if I play my cards correctly.....LMAO
Al - WP!
Pan - Hello Grog
HAL9000 - http://www.nudeamazonwomen.com/weight/cover.jpg
Socrates - http://www.nudeamazonwomen.com/weight/cover.jpg
Al - {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{gaily}}}}}}}}}}}}
Al - Pan!....Soc!
HAL9000 - Thanks Socrates
* Al is "married With Children".... :-(
squishedfish - Inna is looking pretty tight in that pic
Socrates - ERROR: unmatched parathesis: system failure
* -jabber remembers when Grog used to greet him first... :-( Those were the days...
* gaily realizes that she has messed with jabber's mind enough and whispers 'yes' in his ear
HAL9000 - she is awesome
Pan - very nice, HAL, do you sub to Muscle Elegance?
* squishedfish leans his ears over near gaily....just in case she feels like saying yes again....
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
* gaily gives Grog a hug
* -jabber is so embarassed - but very relieved by gaily... What did you think? I had a guy in LA say I should make it into a movie! :-)
HAL9000 - No i don't, do you?
* Al apologises to his long lost Texan Buddy, and runs across the room to give him a special "hello"!
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
Warrior - gaily relieved you?
squishedfish - how would someone go about subscribing to Muscle Elegance? I've never seen it anywhere.
HAL9000 - by the way socrates...how did you turn that into a link?
Pan - yeah, youll find Inna in a back issue
Clepsydra - Al "Grog" Bundy, you have a new Private message from Al Grog Bundy
HAL9000 - I am not sure....I heard the did a video w/Mandy Blank though
Socrates - HAL, i got out my pen and drew a line underneath it
Clepsydra - Al "Grog" Bundy, you have a new Private message from Al Grog Bundy
* -jabber quietly sings "who can turn text into a link? The Candy Man Can"...
HAL9000 - Seriously...I would like to set up a few more pics
Pan - heard those vids were kinda bad, though
Socrates - /link http://www.nudeamazonwomen.com/weight/cover.jpg
* squishedfish hopes he hasn't spooked the "old" lady.....
* -jabber laughs hysterically at Socrates!!!
Al Grog Bundy - what's happening in here?
HAL9000 - thanks socrates...i will give it a try
* Al Grog Bundy notices a "Bud" in the room, and hopes its not "Bud Bundy"....
* -jabber thinks Grog is doing his Tre' impression: Having 15 incarnations of himself in the Occupants list!
bud - its not
Al Grog Bundy - Bud.......is that you?
-jabber - Grog, that's Boomer...
Socrates - Al, been there, done that
bud - jabber has mentioned that name again
Al Grog Bundy - I don't know why they're all up there either jabb :-((((((((((
HAL9000 - http://www.surftx.com/stacie/workout/stick05.jpg
bud - boomer is dead
Al Grog Bundy - Boomer?..........
Pan - jabber, another by Ingmar Bergman to check out is "Cries and Whispers"
-jabber - Grog, as long as Diana doesn't think I'm impersonating anyone, here goes...
Socrates - does anyone know when Boomer's memorial service is being held?
Al - Nickname change, -jabber is now known as Al
-jabber - Nickname change, Al is now known as -jabber
Al Grog Bundy - that's what I thought....... I thought Bud was a new kid on the block......
bud - he was cremated and his ashes were spread at sea
* Pan is playing chess with boomers corpse, what a pushover
Socrates - HAL, you'rea genius
* gaily gives Grog a hug
* Al Grog Bundy watches with interest as jabber gets banned from the room for impersonating "Al".......lol
HAL9000 - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:23am)
Clepsydra - Hello, HAL9000, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* Al Grog Bundy loves all of these hugs from gaily
bud - nobody came to the funeral, just the way boomer would have wanted it
HAL9000 - hey, it is easy for a supercomputer
Al Grog Bundy - Hey hal !
* -jabber laughs hysterically at Grog..., and mumbles, that didn't work...
Pan - WAIT! if you're cremated, then who is that?!!
* squishedfish wonders where his hug is....( not to tight though )
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Al Grog Bundy
bud - who is who
-jabber - gaily would you want to star in the movie version of my fictional story?
HAL9000 - hey grog!
squishedfish - what is the story with boomer anyway....?
* Al Grog Bundy wonders if Bud drank a Beer at Boomer wake.........
Pan - HAL, did you know that you can download HAL onto your comp?
Socrates - who made who?
Clepsydra - Al Grog Bundy, you have a new Private message from bud
* gaily reaches over and ever so gently gives fishy a special hug!!!!!
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from -jabber
* Al Grog Bundy would like to confirm he is the real thing.....the others are "ghosts"........
HAL9000 - there is a program by MIT where you can download the likeness of HAL onto your computer
gaily - jabber, dear, do calm down...
-jabber - HAL, can I download the "likeness" of Yaxeni Oriquen onto my bed??? Big ha!
HAL9000 - for the past two weeks, I have watched the WWF in hopes that I might see Marianna Komlos, and have been disappointed every time
Pan - gimme a sec.....
squishedfish - thanks gaily....sorry about the fishy slime...it washes out though.
HAL9000 - Jab, if that was possible....no one would be chatting right now.
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from bud
-jabber - For the past two weeks, I've watched the same Ray Martin video of Marianna Komlos, and EVERY time she shows up - ROFLWAFBB!
squishedfish - boomer....boomer....what is up with good ole, yankee loving boomer?
gaily - excuse me.........
bud - boomer is dead
bud - but i happen to be a yankee fan too
HAL9000 - Jabber, I have thought about buying that video? Is it worth it?
* -jabber gently burps the cute gaily... and so is your stale jokes, bud...
* Al Grog Bundy wears a black arm band in honour of the late Boomer......
squishedfish - figuritively?
Socrates - bud, do you know who is carrying on boomer's video taping work?
HAL9000 - i am completely in love w/Marianna K>
bud - he set the vcr's on endless taping before he died
-jabber - Uh, it's okay. If you like Marianna, I might recommend the Marianna WPW video though - unless you really dig Ray Martin skits - I saw Marianna at the Ms. I Expo - she was really cute in person - thick cuddly arms, too. :-)
Socrates - bud, that's good to see he left such a legacy to the world
Warrior - I'm playing on my Playstation
bud - boomer would appreciate that grog, since we all know he craved attention
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Socrates - who is winning Warrior?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:30am
-jabber - Bud, just the other day, Carmen told me how much she liked Boomer. She's real sad that he went away...
Warrior - I am, of course.
Al Grog Bundy - I know Bud.........what should we put on Boomers Tombstone?.....
Warrior - :-)
squishedfish - why did he leave the chat?
gaily - well guys... time for the old lady to go to bed.....
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 01:30am
Socrates - bud, why don't you and Warrior and jabber join me for a drink at WSE?
squishedfish - bored so quick....I thought old ladies had long attention spans? Regardless, sweet dreams gaily.
* -jabber suggests Sausage and Ham on the Tombstone pizza... Take care, gaily...
* Al Grog Bundy rushes to give gaily a final hug before she leaves......
gaily - tell me how much I have to chip in for Boomer's headstone tomorrow
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from bud
bud - i will not be attending the wse
Al Grog Bundy - ok gaily.......its gonna be pure marble.....gold inlay writing.....very classy......
Pan - HAL......
* gaily gives hugs all around... especially to her knight in shining armor!
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
Socrates - don't you like women with muscles bud?
Pan - http://come.to/slawek
-jabber - Don't you live close to the WSE, Bud? Why not? I'm going - and I'm halfway across the dang country!
HAL9000 - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:33am)
Clepsydra - Hello, HAL9000, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Warrior - I'm probably not going...this is a pivotal year for me at school
Pan - click on your taken namesake, HAL
bud - i would be too afraid of drawing attention to myself
Warrior - Besides, I don't drink alcohol. I'm not always the best of drunks
squishedfish - when and where exactly jabber?
Socrates - bud, it will be my shout
-jabber - With me around, bud, you have NOTHING to worry about... October 2nd, NJ - somewhere near East Rutherford/Hackensack...
* Al Grog Bundy would drive to the WSE, except his car leaks under water........anyone know how to drain the pacific ocean maybe?
* gaily gives hugs to everyone, especially her knight in shining armor!!!
HAL9000 - link/ http://www.online.de/home/power/hotlexx/lexx1/mkomlos1.jpg
Pan - damn can't post the link, you'd have to follow the path, HAL
bud - its in secaucus this year
HAL9000 - http://www.online.de/home/power/hotlexx/lexx1/mkomlos1.jpg
Warrior - Bye, gaily
Socrates - Warrior, this is a pivotal year for Diana members
-jabber - Saturday, October 2nd, Women's Strength Extravaganza, Hackensack, NJ(201-896-1360)
Pan - night gaily
bud - i thought it was in secaucus this year
HAL9000 - damn I love her calves
Warrior - Well, if I do well at school, I could get hired on, next summer, at a salary of up to 60K. If not, 30K.
* squishedfish isn't that shiny....but what the hell, thanks for the compliment....LOL
Pan - squished , hello.did you watch the game?
gaily - adios amoebas!!!
-jabber - That's a good pic of her calves, Hal, but I LOVE her arms!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, gaily, come back soon.
gaily - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:36am)
HAL9000 - Hey Jabber, what kind of skits does Marianna have in the Ray Martin video
Socrates - Warrior, I will give you personal coaching in C programming throughout the WSE
* -jabber thinks Warrior is dreaming...
bud - yankees win again fish
squishedfish - part of it Pan....not a Browns fan....a HUGE STEELERS FAN
Warrior - If you say so, -jabber, but you had better inform all my instructors that they are all wrong, too
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
squishedfish - thinks bud and boomer are one in the same.....LOL
Pan - Then live there, squished
Clepsydra - HAL9000, you have a new Private message from -jabber
bud - what a cruel thing to say fish
* Pan shakes his head and thinks......one of those.....
squishedfish - only boomer would bust my balls about the yankees winning......
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from HAL9000
Pan - fuck it, Praise Bob
-jabber - Instructors live in Ivory Towers, Warrior. There's PLENTY of potential for you and ANY C programmer, but there's a glut of new graduates. There'll be a greater supply than demand for the $60K ones just coming out - so the price goes down. Don't believe me, no probs... But I know...
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
bud - boomer was always cracking wise ass jokes, and seeking attention for himself, i am very laid back and have no sense of humor
* squishedfish apologizes to bud if he is wrong in his assessment.
Warrior - Don't believe you because I am referring to my area. I learned from my trip to Chicago that big city folks are rude. I think I'll stay here
HAL9000 - I want to go on record as saying that I love Chyna
HAL9000 - and mandy blank
Warrior - Also, I am including contract work in my estimates
Pan - give us a link HAL, she's fiiiine
Socrates - and i am sure they love you too HAL
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
HAL9000 - hold on....be right back
* squishedfish thinks boomer is suffering from the same thing David Banner did in the incredible hulk.....only now, he has become anti-boomer....AKA, bud.
Socrates - Warrior, you need work experience to get contract work
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Al Grog Bundy
-jabber - Yes, some Chicago folks CAN be rude, so can ex-New Yorkers, Warrior. But the pay is higher in the bigger cities, so no way would Iowa pay more. Ah, contract work, sure, fine, take out Medical Coverage yourself, average in bench time - and that may make sense then... know what bench time is, WP?
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 01:42am
Warrior - And I do, thanks for asking. I'm not really willing to debate this any further
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
-jabber - Soc, Warrior seems naive about the ways of work - he'll learn over time...
Warrior - I don't care to be singled out.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Warrior, come back soon.
Warrior - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:43am)
Clepsydra - Now hear this
bud - boomer was a source of ridicule and disdain, i only desire to engage in stimulating and insightful conversation
Pan - contracting takes balls, jabber...no matter what profession
-jabber - /me would PM Grog back but he doesn't know WHICH one to PM! Ha! My air conditioning is fixed (to the tune of $1280), so I'm feeling better...
HAL9000 - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:43am)
Clepsydra - Hello, HAL9000, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
squishedfish - I don't remember good ole boomer that way....I remember him as a good guy, who liked to bust my balls about baseball ( and sometimes deservingly so )
-jabber - Definitely, Pan, and Warrior doesn't seem to have a clue about it. Yes, I know that for a fact...
HAL9000 - http://www.shreddedbabes.com/a-z/mandyblank.jpg
* Al Grog Bundy has no ".....".......just for jabbs info
Pan - I didn't say that, just that if he goes for it, he has balls
-jabber - Any pics of Ms. Blank's abs, Hal???
Warrior - Well, if as you boys say, I won't get paid jack shit next year, then there's another reason not to go to the WSE. I can't afford it.
squishedfish - those are puny arms.....god is she hot ( reality just hit )
HAL9000 - not off hand Jab
bud - i am sure boomer would have deeply appreciated that thought fish, for i know he liked you too, but he was done in by a judas
* Al Grog Bundy wonders if Diana will remove "Boomers" colour as a mark of respect, and place it in the "Chatters Hall Of Fame"......
Pan - that's my favorite pic of her thusfar.....how about Chyna?
Warrior - Besides, if you two are that rude in person, I have no desire to meet either of you
HAL9000 - no pics of Chyna....be right back w/another pic though
-jabber - Reality is rude, Warrior.
Pan - so much for paying you a compliment, Warrior, it wiil indead be my last
Warrior - No, telling someone that you think they are a fool because they have information you do not is rude.
squishedfish - et tu brutus? I'm sorry for ole boomer...and wish him the best...and hope he makes a full recovery from whatever pain he has endured, and get's back on his feet again.
* Al Grog Bundy notices that his "Ghosts" are slowly disappearing
Socrates - which two Warrior?
Warrior - That's OK, Pan. After you cried that first night I met you I decided to give you your space.
* Pan thinks Warrior is paranoid
-jabber - Warrior, if you chose NOT to be rude, I could recommend you to the company I work for, and you could be in like Flynn (or is that in like Flynt?). It's not far from where you are - but you choose to have a chip on your shoulder. There's such a thing as contacts in this life. I started out making JACK SHIT working for a University. And I wouldn't be able to have afforded the WSE - did I complain? No, I continued on, and so forth...
bud - i did find a lock of his hair, so with cloning you never know what might happen
Warrior - Have either of you "Masters of the Universe" even heard of a labor shortage?
HAL9000 - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:49am)
Clepsydra - Hello, HAL9000, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Warrior - I have not complained about anything but your manner
HAL9000 - http://www.online.de/home/power/hotlexx/lexx2/1670.296.lnoack.JPG
HAL9000 - yummy calves
Al Grog Bundy - a lock of hair Bud.........can you grow me some hair from that?......i could use some......
Pan - I'm a General contractor, WP...what makes you think I believe that I know a damn thing about your profession?
Warrior - Perhaps I should mail you a copy of our classified section so you can see for yourself what is being paid to beginning programmers in these parts?
-jabber - You are complaining about your little earning potential. When I see new college graduates starting at my company, I wish I had that opportunity when I started. I did not...
Warrior - Pan, what makes you think I was ever talking to you. Except to respond to your individual queries, I choose to leave you be.
* -jabber moves to Iowa to beat out WP for the job he was applying for (just kidding, relax)...
Pan - again, for good reason, it will be my last paid compliment to you, as if you gave a fuck, right?
Socrates - "in like Flynn" jabber - Erol Flynn that is
Warrior - No, I never compained about my earning potential. Take a few minutes and read the archives...then copy and paste what you think I said.
Warrior - Correct, Pan.
Pan - how tidy
HAL9000 - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:52am)
Clepsydra - Hello, HAL9000, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* squishedfish thinks HAL is the only one with the right idea at the moment....give us some more yummy leg shots.....I love legs ( especially when wrapped bone crushingly tight around me )
Clepsydra - Pan, you have a new Private message from bud
HAL9000 - http://www.muscle-babes.com/body/gold/amateur/0706001.jpg
Warrior - Take your time, jabber. It might take a while to copy and paste my words in a different sequence
Socrates - Gee, I miss Boomer !
HAL9000 - thanks fish
* Warrior goes back to his Playstation.
squishedfish - very nice stuff....very nice ( and she does sessions to boot )
-jabber - And WArrior say: " Well, if as you boys say, I won't get paid jack shit next year, then there's another reason not to go to the WSE. I can't afford it."
Pan - see what I mean now?
bud - so do i socrates
HAL9000 - who is that girl, fish?
* squishedfish misses boomer too....whatever he may think.
Pan - Praise Bob
Socrates - who else misses Boomer?
Clepsydra - Al Grog Bundy, you have a new Private message from -jabber
squishedfish - her name is Christine....she does sessions out of the Maryland / Virginia area.....check Mass Muscle for more information on her.
Al Grog Bundy - /misses Boomer..........
Socrates - i am sure Warrior would agree if he wasn't at his PLaystation
-jabber - I liked Boomer. Then again, I like Bud, too - but his self-deprecating humor is boring...
bud - boomer would love this, as we all know all he wanted was to attract attention to himself
Warrior - In that case, I was sarcastically responding to your remarks about how doing well in school shouldn't stop me from going to the WSE because I won't have the money.
* Pan raises his furry palm
* squishedfish wonders if his Vodoo skills may be able to resurrect good ole boomer?
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Al Grog Bundy
Warrior - If you continue to ignore the obvious, then why should I continue this discussion?
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - Nickname change, squishedfish is now known as ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo
-jabber - When do you graduate, WP? Have you gone on any feeler interviews?
Socrates - Al, what is this new command "/misses"?
* Al Grog Bundy wonders if he could conjure up a "Tina lockwood' whilst he's searching for "Boomer".....
Clepsydra - Al Grog Bundy, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Al Grog Bundy - its code Soc......special Boomer code.........
Warrior - See previous remark
bud - tina seems like a much more worthy subject to summon
-jabber - No, no games, either answer my question or be coy. Your choice, as I'm trying to help you...
Pan - good night all...
HAL9000 - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:58am)
Clepsydra - Hello, HAL9000, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Pan, come back soon.
Pan - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 01:58am)
-jabber - Later, Pan...
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - with the eye of a blind FBB and, the quad of a powerlifter.....to shakes of a tight ass, and the cover of a Mickey Mantle homerun ball.......mixed together....I know summon boomer to rise....Rise....RIse.....RISe.....RISE.
HAL9000 - http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Villa/5977/misc32.jpg
-jabber - How many times you gonna log on HAL9000???
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Al Grog Bundy
HAL9000 - depends on how many pictures I go get
Al Grog Bundy - see ya pan :-)
Socrates - good night pan
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - later pan
* -jabber would think a supercomputer wouldn't have troubles - I can do two things at once, Hal, why not you?
Warrior - No, you are not. Besides, I find this game more compelling than arguing about something that bears no relevence for some time to come.
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 01:59am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:00am
HAL9000 - if the supercomputer does to many things at once, it has delusions that it is a god
-jabber - That's just it, WP. You view the work world as a game? You certainly DO have some growing up to do.
Warrior - Fine, if you choose to be insulting, we can stop being friends...again
Socrates - Grog, whose your favourite chatter?
-jabber - Sorry, I don't mean to be insulting, WP - I'm trying to be realistic. Your intensity and intelligence should be a great asset. But yet, you can't expect to start at the top...
Clepsydra - Al Grog Bundy, you have a new Private message from Socrates
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - http://www.massmuscle.com/chris~2.jpg
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from bud
-jabber - No fair, Soc, you're telling Grog what to say...
Warrior - Don't you get it or are you not paying attention. I said that's a long way down the road. And I never said anything about starting at the top. Did I miss something? Did lines suddenly appear by my name that I didn't type?
HAL9000 - yum
Socrates - you caught me there jabber - damn clepsy!
HAL9000 - http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Villa/5977/misc32.jpg
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - http://www.massmuscle.com/chris~1.jpg
bud - is diana going to do anything about the fister scandal?
Socrates - Warrior, you have to live life for today - go out and enjoy femuscle
Socrates - what is the fister scandal?
-jabber - She needs to tan her face, Hal, but she's really cute - abs, too, it looks like...
HAL9000 - damn, she is good looking fish....she looks young, any idea on how old?
bud - his padding the chat stats with his looping trick
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - I think 24....think I read that somewhere....but don't quote me on that.
Clepsydra - As a professional 'umorist, I often get letters from readers what are interested in the basic nature of 'umor. "What kind of a Tom and Dong perverted disgusting person are yer," these letters typically ask, "dat yer make jokes about setting fire to a goat?" ... -- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny"
Warrior - Nah, I honestly enjoy spending time doing quiet things. I enjoy being alone, at times.
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 02:05am
HAL9000 - she is young.
-jabber - Hal, I wish these unknowns had "introductory rates" like $100 an hour - 3 hours minimum for sessions or some such...
Clepsydra - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 02:05am
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - http://www.massmuscle.com/chris~3.jpg
Socrates - tans are for horses
HAL9000 - she sort of reminds me of Summer Kalish
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - http://www.massmuscle.com/chris~4.jpg
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - she reminds me of the step-sister I never had, and always dreamed of having....
Clepsydra - Al Grog Bundy, you have a new Private message from -jabber
HAL9000 - I thought about getting a session w/Thea Bennington, since she lives so close to me...any comments or info
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - other than she is a big girl, and from what I have heard....a good wrestler and a lot of fun....
-jabber - Where are you, Hal? She doesn't personally intrique me for a session, but she seems like a nice lady - we've chatted a couple times in this room...
HAL9000 - I have the feeling she could crush me is she so desired
Warrior - Well, I just beat The Rock with Mankind.
Socrates - who is that jabber?
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - are you going to see anyone in detroit for the NA's jabber?
-jabber - Would anyone care to hear the list of women I've not had sessions with who I'd most like to see next?
Socrates - Mankind is in Australia at the moment
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - sure jabber.
HAL9000 - throw them out jabb
Socrates - i see - Thea - i thought you meant the one in the pic
* ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo agrees with HAL....Thea could crush most guys I think.
Warrior - There's a cute little toad outside my basement window.
bud - the hour is late, i must rest
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my future it is revealed 02:11am
Socrates - where do you live bud?
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - lick his back Warrior....could be fun.
-jabber - I was talking about Thea, Soc. Yes, going to the NA's SquisedF, and the list? Denise Hoshor, Vonda Kline, and Gisele Sass (don't know if she's announced she does sessions yet). As far as ones that supposedly don't do them any more? Stephanie Starr!!!
bud - i will work on the cloning project, cya next time from ny
Clepsydra - It's later than you think 02:12am
Al Grog Bundy - see ya Bud.....
Warrior - Wrong kind of toad
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - I love Stephanie is a major hottie....one of the hottest women I have ever seen
Clepsydra - Cheerio, bud, come back soon.
bud - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 02:13am)
Socrates - jabber, i heard bud is organing a sesion with Gisele - ask him about her
-jabber - Organing?????????????? Wow, which Organ?????
Socrates - bye bye bud
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - Gisele I believe is doing sessions ( the types I dont know, but sessions....YES ) at least according to what I have read on her board.
HAL9000 - http://www.hotlexx.de/lexx4/YAXO32.JPG
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - later bud....say hello to boomer if you see him.
Warrior - I loves toads. I used to catch them when I was a kid. Snakes and turtles, too. My mother hated that.
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
-YaxeniOriquenFan... - Nickname change, -jabber is now known as -YaxeniOriquenFan...
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - what sort of sessions is Denise Hoshor doing....I got an e-mail from Cheryl Harris about her availability in Detroit, but she doesn't do any wrestling of any sort...not sure what that leaves other than posing.
-YaxeniOriquenFan... - Squished, some of us LOVE the posing stuffs...
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - not that I am really into wrestling......that's not my thing, but would love to have a scissor session with her.
Warrior - She's a stripper...I'm sure you can guess what else she probably does
* Al Grog Bundy is on the phone to Peg :-(
Socrates - dance?
-YaxeniOriquenFan... - Don't tell me, Warrior, uh, she takes off her clothes? ROFLWAFBB!
* ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo has no problem with posing......just curious. Besides, she is hot enough to just gawk at anyway....
* Socrates thinks Al is down at the Nudie bar
-DeniseHoshorFan... - Nickname change, -YaxeniOriquenFan... is now known as -DeniseHoshorFan...
squishedfish - Nickname change, ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo is now known as squishedfish
Socrates - brb
SheilaBurgessFan - Nickname change, squishedfish is now known as SheilaBurgessFan
Warrior - The few strippers that I've known on a personal basis would probably do more than take their clothes off if the price was right
SheilaBurgessFan - Warrior.....so would I. LOL!
SheilaBurgessFan - and thank god I'm not a stripper.....
-DeniseHoshorFan... - Squishy, you're going to the North Americans?
Warrior - Yes, as I recall you are like 6'5" and 300lbs. You are not my type of stripper
-TheLastVirtuousStripperFan... - Nickname change, -DeniseHoshorFan... is now known as -TheLastVirtuousStripperFan...
SheilaBurgessFan - Yep....am going to cheer Sheila to victory...
-TheLastVirtuousStripperFan... - You mean you're going to meet that legend known as the -jabber? :-)
SheilaBurgessFan - 6'3 and 265.....not quite as fugly as that...but good that I don't strip....
SheilaBurgessFan - well, if the jabber is around, I guess I will see him....am planning on watching the festivities on the 28th and back to detroit for a session with Sheila on the 30th
-jabber - Nickname change, -TheLastVirtuousStripperFan... is now known as -jabber
Socrates - so what is the right price for Denise?
-jabber - I know her as a friend, I'd never have a session with her, SquishedF, but I'll bet in contest shape, she looks great. Neat lady - we hung out a lot at the Emerald Cup (her boyfriend Ernie was there, to - nice guy)...
-jabber - $250 an hour for Ms. Hoshor, Socrates...
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 02:23am
Warrior - I just hate fbb boyfriends
Al Grog Bundy - Gotta run guys....catcha latter ;-)
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Al Grog Bundy, come back soon.
Al Grog Bundy - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 02:24am)
Clepsydra - Grog off
Socrates - bye Grog
SheilaBurgessFan - me too Warrior....LOL ( unless of course it was one of us...me for example )
-jabber - Warrior I felt like running over Yaxeni's boyfriend in my rental -jabbermobile - I KNOW how you feel - but since I DON'T feel that toward Sheila, Ernie was cool...
Socrates - do anyone know the address in Chicago of Melissa's boyfriend?
Warrior - I saw a pic of Bethany's bf. He looks like a gorilla.
SheilaBurgessFan - am looking forward to the session with Sheila.....she's such a sweetheart, and I bet she is going to be incredible to play with.....should be the strongest girl ( and most attractive ) I've seen so far.
Socrates - to me fbb and mbb are too much together, like Mr and Mrs bodybuilding - fbb needs someone different
Socrates - well Bethany looks like a chimp
SheilaBurgessFan - you notice that they are all just "boyfriends".....there is still hope out there guys....( reality just smacked him upside his melon....sorry guys, not a chance. )
Warrior - According to PJ, most fbbs date the guy who gets them their juice
SheilaBurgessFan - sort of agrees with Socrates on that one.....not sure if I like her look...those lips kill me.
* SheilaBurgessFan that is probably why I was close to my mother when I was a kid......she squeezed the freshest juice.
Orange Juice Man - Nickname change, Socrates is now known as Orange Juice Man
-jabber - I could tell you about Melissa's boyfriend, Socrates, but then I'd have to kill you...
squishedfish - Nickname change, SheilaBurgessFan is now known as squishedfish
Orange Juice Man - no jabber, just kill him
squishedfish - jabber....that's fine, but kill him after he has time to off melissa's boyfriend..two birds with one stone that way.....LMAO
Clepsydra - When it's time to meet the maker 02:29am
Warrior - For me, I'm not so interested in fbbs as I used to be. A year ago, they seemed like goddesses. Now that I've chatted with a few, I sort of feel that fbbs aren't my type of people. Just give me an athletic woman who doesn't want to have kids.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:30am
Orange Juice Man - W, what's wrong with kids?
Socrates - Nickname change, Orange Juice Man is now known as Socrates
squishedfish - everything....
Warrior - Kids are fine, but I don't want them. The world is overpopulated as it is and I want to live life, not exchange mine for theirs
-jabber - No Warrior, I want that "athletic woman" for myself - ROFLWAFBB!
Socrates - don't you want lots of little warriors running around?
* squishedfish has no desire to have kids ( not that I couldn't be persuaded by the right woman )....but the idea of kids now, makes me shit my diaper.
Warrior - Would you, Socks?
Socrates - well if you have the diaper already sf...
squishedfish - the scariest word I will ever face...............DADDY
Warrior - I wouldn't feel safe with a bunch of little mes in the house
Socrates - yes W, some little socks would be good
squishedfish - good point Socrates......
squishedfish - not sure if I want to share my Pampers with a little brat though
Socrates - W, they would all be on 60K like you
Warrior - That's enough of the mocking, Socks. Be careful
* -jabber IS quite curious what offspring carefully mixing the -jabber DNA with that of a cute Hispanic girl would look like, I got to admit...
squishedfish - little kids don't appreciate the fine engineering that goes into building the perfect diaper......from the super absorbent liner, to the elastic legs......fine invention on the level of serious art.
Warrior - My brother is marrying a Mexican he met on the internet.
squishedfish - when you an Carmen going to play with the baby batter jabber.
squishedfish - you are her little blue eyed gringo arent you?
-jabber - Yes, to the second question, Squishy, but an BIG I'm not sure to the first question...
-jabber - I'd like to speak to your brother, Warrior...
squishedfish - good enough....If I didn't find Carmen's chat personality so sexy....I'd wish you luck, but as it stands......make sure to screw that up....LOL
Warrior - He's too nice. You'd walk all over him.
Socrates - so you are little now jabber?
squishedfish - think it is time to call it a night.......need some sleep tonight.
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my fate is sealed 02:39am
-jabber - It's not a matter of walking all over him, Warrior. I'm a nice guy on the outside - ask anyone - big ha! Actually, Socrates gets a 100 on reading squishedf's posts...
squishedfish - see you guys later.
-jabber - Later, Squishy...
Socrates - bye sf
Clepsydra - Cheerio, squishedfish, come back soon.
squishedfish - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 02:41am)
Clepsydra - and swishes out again
FistMan - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 02:41am)
Clepsydra - Hello, FistMan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's one third of FemSport
FistMan - Colour changed
Warrior - I just beat Bret Hart with Mankind.
FistMan - hi guys
Warrior - Fistyandantalus, hello
Socrates - hi Fister
-jabber - /me thinks FistMan looks swishy in light red...
Clepsydra - Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They just write it up as a new and useful feature.
FistMan - Colour changed
FistMan - oops...much better
FistMan - felt a bit unmanly there for a sec
Warrior - Just for a second?
Socrates - stop mocking him Warrior
FistMan - yup...i felt a whole lot unmanly this afternoon in the gym...boy did i struggle
* -jabber realizes Fist has to work out because he's challenged -jabber to armwrestling - now THAT's a laugh...
Warrior - That's it, Socks. We're done
FistMan - i did incline bench first like 5 sets and then i had nothing left on bench...felt silly struggling so much on the bench
Socrates - and what about when you started lifting weights there Fist?
Socrates - too slow
FistMan - i met my dream woman online today randomly on aol
FistMan - she is the fistman prototype woman
FistMan - based solely on description
Socrates - forgive me W
Socrates - i think that was just jabber on aol Fist
* -jabber me his aol woman while he was dreaming...
FistMan - no...she is real and everything
FistMan - 20 years old
FistMan - 5'8", 135
-jabber - AOL=Another Ominous Looker...
FistMan - former olympic level gymnast
FistMan - benches 145 for big reps, does 3 sets of 12-15 curls with 35s, squats 390, uses 100 pounds on tri pulldowns
FistMan - is a collegiate volleyball player
Warrior - Volleyball? Then she's probably a lesbian
-jabber - LOL, Warrior!
FistMan - was an all american in high school in volleyball...state champ in both the hurdles and the high jump...she's straight
* Socrates offers Fist the Golden Gate Bridge for a bargain price
-jabber - Fist, I don't care what kind of toothpaste she uses. Oh, you said Collegiate, not Colgate - ha!
FistMan - plus she plays tennis "for fun" and can beat her boyfriend who plays #2 on the varsity
FistMan - and she beat him in armwrestling
FistMan - real person
-jabber - Fist, did you ask her if she can take a punch in her abs?
Warrior - I just beat Goldust in a cage match.
* Socrates throws in the Whitehouse
-jabber - Okay, Fist, let's both armwrestle her - I'm game... We'll meet her in Vegas, cool deal?
FistMan - nope...didn't ask her that
FistMan - good work, warrior
FistMan - she goes to school an hour from me here in north carolina...all i want to do is play tennis with her
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 02:53am
* -jabber quietly sings "I don't wanna work, I just wanna play Tennis all day long"...
FistMan - oh and the best part
-jabber - her abs?
FistMan - She knows how to cook chinese food
* What a coincidence! -jabber knows how to eat Chinese food...
* FistMan loves chinese food
FistMan - half chinese-half native american
FistMan - i talked with her for like 4 hours...it was like the best chat i've ever had with anybody
* Warrior feels rejected
Socrates - must be the offspring of Kwai Chang Cain
-jabber - I've heard half chinese, half native american women have very hard abs, fisty...
-jabber - Why's that, Warrior???
Warrior - I thought I was Fisty's best chat
Socrates - Warrior, you can't be, we invited you to join us at the WSE and afterwards for fun and games
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from -jabber
FistMan - oh...she has a 6 pack too...and 7% bodyfat
FistMan - i feel like pj now
-jabber - Ah, now Fisty's TALKING!
Warrior - No, Fist, to be PJ you have to tell us all your measurements.
-jabber - Ah, PJ will figure in my USA Part II, Fisty. To be written...
FistMan - i don't know my measurements or anybody elses
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:00am
* -jabber thinks Fisty must have trouble shopping for clothes then (if he doesn't know his measurements...)...
Socrates - not even the one that counts Fist?
FistMan - anyhow, it was a cool chat and the tennis thing is something very personal and weird and big for me...lol...childhood experience...that combined with armwrestling is an amazing combo for fistman
Warrior - He said "I'm a amatuer male bodybuilder, 6'1", 205lbs, 17" biceps," so many times I thought he was copying and pasting it
-jabber - What measurement counts fists, Socrates???
Socrates - Fist, were you asking her the questions and she was answering yes or no, or was she giving the information unprompted?
Clepsydra - Warrior, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Socrates - i get different answers on that Fist
* -jabber wonders if unprompted means late???
FistMan - most of it was unprompted actually...we talked about lots of things that weren't sports related too
Socrates - Fist, Warrior wanted to know if you wanted to have children
FistMan - yes i do
FistMan - little fists
FistMan - at one point she said i don't want to brag...and i told her to do her best...and boy did she
FistMan - that's hilarious, wp
Socrates - same here, and Warrior wants lots of little warriors, some poets and some made of iron
-jabber - /me wonders if Fisty's been taking hints from the /me on how to talk to women? big ha!
FistMan - "do you think your biceps could ever reach 17 inches??"
FistMan - i played it somewhere between cool and luke warm
Socrates - i withdraw that last comment - it was a total fabrication
FistMan - so diana is back...that's pretty kewl
FistMan - i missed the little valkyrie
Socrates - she seems different somehow
Len - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 03:09am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Len, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Len - Colour changed
FistMan - she's just busy cause she just got back...different?
Len - Hello folks
FistMan - hi len
Warrior - Lenny!
-jabber - Len, we've not chatted before. Are you "the Len"?
Len - What's the topic? Everyone getting ready to go sleep? :-)
Reds - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 03:11am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Reds, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Socrates - test
-jabber - Colour changed
Len - Hey jabber, I don't who "the Len" is.. but I've exchanged some mails with you, yes :-)
Reds - hello people
-jabber - Ah, by your email you are? Hey Reds. Yes, that "the Len"...
Reds - hey Jabber
Socrates - was frozen for a while
FistMan - hey reds
Socrates - hi REds, len
Reds - hi Fist,Socrates
Reds - i mean So crates
Len - Hmm... I liked it better when it was raining a few minutes ago, now I can hardly read my screen because of sun reflecting...
-jabber - I talked to Pauliina for the first time here the other day, Len. Nice girl, or should I say "giirl"? Ha!
Reds - lol
Len - Yes, Paliina is extremely nice... In the chat and on her message board
Reds - Pauliina is nice ,i just wish she would show us some off season stuff when she's over 200lbs
Len - She's getting new pics done pretty soon, her dieting is coming along well she says
Len - The video ftvideo is doing with her will probably be sold out :-)
Socrates - bye for now
Len - Bye Soc
-jabber - Later, Socrates...
Reds - bye So crates
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 03:19am)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
-jabber - Len, have you seen WMP#8? With Pauliina Talus?
Len - Colour changed
Len - No I havent... havent seen the last two WMPs (I think). Did she look good?
Len - Stupid question, of course she looked good. Did she look exceptional?
Socrates - are you calling me a WIMP Len?
Socrates - ohh.. WMP.. sorry
Len - Not that I know Soc
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 03:22am)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
Reds - A lovely little stinker
FistMan - soc is a big wimp...lol
Socrates - "big wimp" is okay
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 03:24am)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
-jabber - LOL at Reds! Yes, Len, Pauliina looked great! So did the other two - can't remember those Scandinavian names though. :-)
Len - Marja K-something perhaps?
-jabber - Yes, exactly. Her and another skinny girl had incredible abs. This skinny girl had really nothing else, but those abs were something else...
Len - The were all from finland? Sounds like I need to catch up on wmp
Warrior - Scanty Scandies?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:30am
Len - Something like that Warrior. My guess is there werent many from other scandinavian contries there though
-jabber - /me thinks Warrior ought to add to his resume, alliteration - big ha!
Reds - Pauliina is the shit
Warrior - Small ha
Len - The shit that we all crave? (or another kind of shit?)
Reds - the bomb
Warrior - Dookey. Mookie stinks. Potty
Len - I thought it was "da bomb"?
* -jabber laughs heartily at WP's small ha comment... :-)
Warrior - Is she dating a fecalphiliac, then?
Warrior - Does she need to wipe, or is that pointless?
Warrior - When she plays at the beach, do cats try and bury her?
Len - That would be very large cats
Reds - the shit is a term ,before your time WP
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no-one 03:42am
Reds - im going to hit the hay ,later dudes
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Reds, come back soon.
Reds - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 03:46am)
* FistMan waves goodbye
Warrior - Fist, do you fist?
Len - Bye Reds
FistMan - http://norn01.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/265/andrulla3.jpg
FistMan - no i don't
FistMan - never have fisted
Warrior - Those little video captures that are all over this site don't do anything for me.
FistMan - i was with tim sorta when he took this shot
FistMan - like the sheila training stuff?
FistMan - i don't look at most of the pics anymore
FistMan - there is a lot of dom type stuff
Warrior - Yes, the pictures are small and blurry. Diana has her own philosophy that bigger is better, but that sacrifices quality
FistMan - i don't want pictures any bigger than my little screen
Warrior - I don't know why I do it, but I collect all good pics of name FBBs. Maybe I'll use them on a site, one day. I have almost 300mb of pics on CD
FistMan - wow...that's a lot
* Len is a hoarder... I dred the day when I try getting into sorting everything
FistMan - i save a pic once in awhile, but i usually just go through and clean them out evey now and then
FistMan - it is all here on diana's site for the viewing
Warrior - Diana's site is 19gig or so. I have some catching up to do.
Len - My way of cleaning is dumping it onto CD :)
Warrior - True, but when will Diana hang it all up? What will you do then...besides, I am just a pack rat.
FistMan - not all bodybuilding of course...most of it is every milisecond of the wse bench press contest...LOL
* -jabber quietly sings "I'm a little pack rat, short and stout"...
Warrior - And what do I do when my membership runs out?
* -jabber thinks WP's first job will cover Diana's membership fees just fine...
FistMan - you got to be kidding...she's never going away and neither are you
Warrior - More sarcasm?
Len - With those gif-animator programs, I can remake the WSE contest into a proper MPG with all those clips :-)
Warrior - I might. Truth be told, I have been a bit bored with this place. I am looking for something and I am unsure of what it is. While this place is nice, it's not what I'm looking for.
Holy Grail - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 03:57am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Holy Grail, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* -jabber thinks maybe Mail-Order FBB Brides might be a good place and what HE'S looking for...
Warrior - This is what my girlfriend looks like
Len - Holy macaroni Batman, it's Holy Grail!
Warrior - http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/dcmatthews/galleries/tetsuko/tko_g_clr13.jpg
Warrior - Yo, HG
Holy Socrates - Nickname change, Holy Grail is now known as Holy Socrates
Socrates - Nickname change, Holy Socrates is now known as Socrates
Len - I dont need the mail order, I'll just settle for an FBB bride
Socrates - that's an FBBB
Len - Did you give her that necklace Warrior?
-jabber - I couldn't see that pic, Warrior...
Warrior - Nah, she buys me stuff.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Graveyard Watch 04:00am
Socrates - so you have a drawing for a girlfriend
Len - That Matthews is damn good btw
-jabber - btw=beautiful tan woman...
Len - http://www.home.ch/~spaw2551/drawings/dave_matthews/tko_g_clr13.jpg
Len - Same pic, different link
-jabber - Thank you, Len, I was able to see that one. :-)
Len - Ok, that Matthews is damn good (at drawing) BUFF tan women
Socrates - Len, which characters from this chat room are you going to meet on your trip?
Len - Characters? None, as of yet
-jabber - Where you going, Len, Dallas?
Len - DC jabber
Socrates - what about jabber and fist and Warrior?
Warrior - Texas creeps me out. With all those tornadoes, they don't have basements
Warrior - Oh yeah, and it's too damn hot
Len - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 04:06am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Len, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Socrates - what is this no basements thing?
Warrior - TomNine and wb270 can be found in the DC area, I believe
Len - If I had the time and money (money mostly), I'd make a tour of the US... but alas
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my future it is revealed 04:06am
Socrates - yes len alaska it probably to far
FistMan - i'm relatively close to d.c.
FistMan - tre and oriole are right there too
Warrior - Realively close? What's that mean? Bill Clinton is your father?
Clepsydra - Clinton looks up from his desk and sees one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President. "It's this Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want to do about it?" the aide replies. "Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.
Socrates - Fist, what is there to do in d.c.?
Warrior - relatively
-jabber - Yes, Warrior, T9, wb270, Tre', Oriole, all in DC... Nothing creepy about Texas, Warrior, tornadoes seem to hit in lots of places - don't see any more danger here in North Texas then most places. Most of the U.S. is hot in the summer.
FistMan - compared to you and jabber...in relation to those distances
Socrates - remember it's all in the delivery Warrior
FistMan - in dc? ummm...lots of museums and monuments...LOTS
FistMan - the white house, the lincoln memorial, the jefferson memorial, the washington memorial...just lots of sites like that...all tributes to the greatest americans, etc etc
Socrates - monuments don't interest me much but museums can be good
FistMan - and there are lots of bars too
Socrates - bars are good
FistMan - some good restaurants and some clubs..but it isn't new york
Len - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 04:12am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Len, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Socrates - well we all can't be as sophisticated as boomer
FistMan - boomer doesn't live in manhatten
-jabber - Some of the greatest "clubs" (well of a certain type) are right here in Dallas...
Len - I'll have to bury myself in museums then :-)
Socrates - i know- he lives near the Bronx
FistMan - speaking of burying, they have the tomb of the unknown soldier there
FistMan - so that means he isn't sophisticated :)
Socrates - his tomb is everywhere
FistMan - there's a great zoo in washington
FistMan - the holocaust museum is pretty incredible...my aunt works there
Socrates - i know Fist, Bill lives there
FistMan - they give tours of the white house
Socrates - that line was one line too late
FistMan - yes it was
Socrates - white house tour would be interesting
Socrates - so jabber, what can dallas offer?
FistMan - you should come to durham, nc
Len - I hear DC is one of the best cities if one is into american history
FistMan - the city of medicine
Socrates - where is that exactly?
FistMan - it sure is...probably only second to philadelphia
FistMan - philly is good for revolutionary history
Len - Do you know where Chapel Hill is Fist?
FistMan - in north carolina
Socrates - i hardly know anything about american history
FistMan - i live in durham and go to school here...chapel hill is 5 minutes from where i am right now
FistMan - that's where the university of north carolina is located
FistMan - duke is located in durham
Socrates - i only know that JFK was shot and Richard Nixon was sacked
FistMan - that's ok soc...neither do i
* -jabber didn't know Fist had The Concorde with him at Duke...
FistMan - you probably know more than you think you do
FistMan - durham is about 4 hours drive south from washington d.c. which is about a 4 hour drive south from new york city
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 04:21am
Socrates - and that JFK jr crashed
Socrates - and Katie works for NBC
Len - Just wondering about Chapel Hill cos I know someone who lives there, who used to be in durham
FistMan - philadelphia is 1 hour south of new york city and baltimore is one hour north of wash d.c. and richmond is two hours south of wash d.c.
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 04:22am
Socrates - what is the state below South Carolina?
FistMan - you know who george washington is, soc?
FistMan - georgia is below south carolina
-jabber - Georgia, Socrates...
FistMan - atlanta is the biggest city in georgia
Socrates - something about an apple tree Fist?
FistMan - it is about 4 hours south drive from durham
Socrates - or was that Isaac Newton?
FistMan - very good soc...the 1st president...beat the british
Socrates - I have been to Georgia
Socrates - that's where Atlanta is right?
FistMan - there are no big cities in south carolina unfortunately...closest thing is charleston...but they do have some nice beaches one of which i'll be laying on in one week's time
Socrates - so what year was George president?
FistMan - benjamin franklin, soc?
-jabber - Atlanta is MUCH further than 4 hours from Durham. Columbia is the biggest city in South Carolina. What other misinformation will you spout, Fisty?
Socrates - something about a kite Fist?
FistMan - he became president after the constitution replaced the original articles of confederation...in 1787
FistMan - or was it 1790
FistMan - yes electricity...i've done that drive in 4 hours...guess i drive pretty fast
FistMan - maybe it was 5 though now that i think of it
FistMan - south carolina is a pit
FistMan - btw, i'm full of misinformation
Socrates - what about Iowa, what happens there?
-jabber - Nope, can't be done - I can bet on that one. Almost 2 hours to get to Charlotte from Durham, then 3.5 to Atlanta if you really book it. Trust me, the -jabbermobile goes fast - is 110 mph fast enough for you, Mr. Fisty?
FistMan - i agree...it takes 5 and a half hours
Len - The movie "Kiss the Girls" took place in Durham, didnt it?
FistMan - nothing has ever happened in iowa i don't think
FistMan - yes it did, len...duke wouldn't let them film on campus because of the subject matter
Socrates - where did the movie "Kiss the fitness Girls" take place?
FistMan - "The Program" was filmed at Duke in durham
Len - Heh, I can see why...
Len - In Sydney Soc
* -jabber thinks Ashley Judd wouldn't be caught dead near Fisty...
FistMan - she's a kentucky fan, jabber
FistMan - a uk alumni
Socrates - fantastic Len
* FistMan should have gone to kentucky
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Morning Watch 04:30am
FistMan - i didn't see that one
Len - You mean you missed them shooting it Soc?
Socrates - i was the lead Len
* -jabber wonders if Fisty thinks I care... unless he's saying Ashley likes KFC. In that case, here's a breast and a Mountain Dew, Ashley...
FistMan - the cities i'd visit would be New York, Chicago, Las Vegas, Miami, San Francisco in no particular order
Len - Can I have a copy of that movie Soc?
FistMan - and Los Angeles
FistMan - you brought it up, jabber
Socrates - i'll see what i can do Len
Warrior - And Cedar Rapids
Socrates - I am not a big gambler so is Las Vegas worthwhile?
FistMan - 6 totally different cities
* -jabber thinks Len should visit Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, and Corpus Christi...
Socrates - What is in Cedar Rapids?
Violet - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 04:33am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Violet, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - The Slovakian swimmer slips in
Socrates - hi Vi
Violet - Colour changed
Socrates - what is the attraction of Chicago?
Warrior - Yo, V
Violet - Hi Soc.. just trying out the new modem!
FistMan - if you like shows and showgirls and all you can eats and neon, then you might like vegas anyway...it is the biggest spectacle i've ever seen
Violet - Yo W Fist Len :-)
FistMan - oh and NEW ORLEANS!
-jabber - Hi Violet...
FistMan - hi vi
Violet - and losing money, Fist..
Troy - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 04:34am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Troy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Len - Why whould I visit those placed jabber?
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
FistMan - Miami, LA, San Fran, New York, Chicago, New Orleans and Las Vegas
Len - hi Vi!
Violet - New Orleans would be a *must* for me because of the **Jazz**
Socrates - hi Troy
FistMan - they are all in texas, len
Violet - Hi jabber baby!!
FistMan - chicago, new york and new orleans have the best jazz in the u.s.
Violet - Hi Troy
Warrior - S'up, troy
Socrates - Troy, we took a vote - apparently you have to go to the USA now for WSE and Ms O - you have no choice
Len - Hi Troy
Violet - San Fran is *beautiful* very European, LA I hated soulless
Troy - Hi,All
Socrates - Warrior, where is Cedar rapids?
FistMan - chicago is incredibally big and has the finest of everything...kinda like new york...just a different feel to it
Violet - Where are you based, Troy?
Troy - Hi,All
-jabber - Len, I've been to all except San Francisco - all the cities that Fisty mentioned...
FistMan - i've never been to l.a., but there is the beach and there is hollywood and beverly hills etc etc
FistMan - hi rolly
* Violet thinks Fist is a man of taste.. Trad Jazz is fave!
Socrates - i was thinking of choosing from LA, SF, somewhere in the middle, NY, DC, Miami
Troy - Chicago, has good food Soc
Len - Well, with my soon to come huge lottery win, I might be able to make that US tour anyway
Socrates - LA beach sucks - i have been there
-jabber - Yeah, Chicago DOES have a different feel to it, no New Yorkers - big ha!
Troy - Chicago, has good food Soc
Violet - NY is vibrant but there's a feel of 'take care' about it.. Modern Art Museum is ***the best***
Troy - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 04:37am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Troy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
FistMan - exactly, jabber...lol
Troy - Shit, this room is not working for me.. :-(
* Violet wants to visit Aus any 1 pay my fare?
FistMan - new york has the best of everything in the world and i've never felt more alive than when i'm walking around that city
Troy - Now it is working.. :-)
Socrates - SF is my fave city there so far
Violet - Technically or emotionally? Troy
Troy - Violet, l live in Austraila..
Violet - Mine too Soc
* -jabber thinks Soc must have never been to Dallas. :-)
Troy - Technically..lol
Violet - G'day! Where??
FistMan - chicago does have great food...but new orleans has the best seafood and gumbo
Clepsydra - Troy, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Socrates - what's gumbo?
Troy - Melbourne..
Socrates - i can put Dallas in my trip if you think it is worthwhile
Warrior - I've noticed that big city folks tend to be much less polite or friendly
Violet - A brilliant seafood dish sort of US Paella
FistMan - i'll leave the gumbo question to the chef, jabber
Len - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 04:40am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Len, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Socrates - so Troy, everyone was calling you a wuss for cancelling your trip
FistMan - i love paella
* Violet is rejoicing cos we drew with NZedd in the latest test thx only to the weather.. they were KILLING us
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Troy
Len - NY seems very cool... I'd like to visit there since its so close to DC, but it wont work out it seems
Violet - Jabber ru a chef?
FistMan - gumbo is like a soup but it is very thick and filled with big good stuffs
-jabber - What am I, Warrior, a big city folk? do you know where I'm from (other than currently living in Dallas)?
Violet - Not 'so close' len, US distances not Svenska ones
FistMan - i'm getting so hungry
FistMan - i love little italy in new york...mmmm...and chinatown
Socrates - did you do a rain dance Violet?
Clepsydra - Troy, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Troy - Soc, thats life mate, l will come over next year whern Christine compets over there,,
Violet - I have to go & get some ££££££££ out of the hole in the bank wall.. soon to become Kuna!
-jabber - No, Violet, I'm not, sorry. :-(
Violet - It's pouring here
Warrior - I do not recall mentioning you, -jabber. The world (or even this discussion) need not all revolve around you
Socrates - ok, then now i have LA, SF, Dallas, Miami (is this good?), DC, NY, Cedar Rapids
Len - Yes, but pretty close for two such big cities
Troy - Bye V
FistMan - don't let him fool you, vi...he can cook with the best of them
Violet - W that is nasty!
Violet - New Orleans Soc.. a MUST
FistMan - i think cedar rapids was a joke
Warrior - How so? I only speak the obvious
* Len just learnt how to boil an egg the other day
FistMan - soc, what do you like to do? what are you looking for?
Violet - Take care *all* of you!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (where apppropriate!)
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Violet, come back soon.
Violet - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 04:44am)
Clepsydra - Violet swims out again
FistMan - what kind of nightlife? food? tourist stuff?
Len - Have a great trip Vi!
Socrates - ok i will replace cedar rapids with New Orleans
-jabber - Miami sucks, Soc... No, WP, I just asked a question (I don't have delusions of grandeur)...
Socrates - bye Vi
Socrates - What is good in Miami?
Troy - Jabber, you will be happy the hear, Christine is up to 210lbs now and still going..lol
FistMan - new orleans is such an excellent choice...very friendly people...great music, great nightlife, great food....no museums or historical stuff
FistMan - miami is the home of the american fashion model
Troy - Christine likes New York..
Socrates - i only thought Miama was good being close to Joy NAsh
Warrior - But why does both the question and answer have to refer to you? I just said people from large cities are less friendly and polite. I learned that from here and my frequent trips to Chicago.
-jabber - Yaxeni Oriquen is good in Miami, Soc. Besides that, second worst city I've ever been to.
Socrates - ok, no Miami
Socrates - what's the worst jabber?
FistMan - it is a very trendy place with lots of neon...little havana if you like cuban food and south beach too
Len - Miami does not seem like my cup of tea at all... but then maybe I'm damaged my Maimi Vice
-jabber - It doesn't "have" to revolve around me. I'm still asking you a question, WP...
FistMan - i wouldn't make miami a main target
* Len just changed his opinion of Miami when he heard Yaxeni is there. "Miami is great!"
Troy - Soc, did you see the news paper and the high tex drug bust down here of over 1mil in drugs and roids?
FistMan - new orleans and chicago are much more involving
-jabber - Fisty, I view Miami Beach as a separate city. That actually is neat (not great but neat); South Beach is interesting. The worst, Soc? Detroit...
Warrior - well, it has nothing to do with you. Ask a better question
-jabber - Warrior, do you know where I've lived other than currently being in Dallas?
FistMan - jabber travels a lot...he knows what he's talking about
Socrates - no troy
Socrates - where exactly Troy?
Len - What about Columbous OH?
Warrior - No, and nor do I care. As I said it has nothing to do with you. Your history is irrelevant. The statement is just that and nothing more. What don't you understand about that?
FistMan - i liked miami a lot, but i don't know what i would have done if i was there longer than 2 days
Troy - Soc page 13 weekend SUN, Joe Lopez, World boss of NABBA and Australian boss to.. shit the people in this sport..lol
FistMan - that's a small city, len...not much there
-jabber - Only during the Ms. International is Columbus, OH worth it, Len.
FistMan - i agree with wp about the big city generalization
Socrates - so now it is LA, SF, Dallas, Warrior's guest house, NEw Orleans, DC, NY
Troy - Soc, Gellong just out side of Melbourne..
-jabber - So Warrior may I conclude that Iowans are pompous and apathetic by your contenance???
Len - Yes... that's the impression I got. That's the only place in the US that I've been to. And not for the Ms I either, dammit!
FistMan - what are the biggest cities? ny, chicago, l.a., philly and don't know the 5th
Socrates - Houston maybe
-jabber - 1) NYC, 2) LA, 3) Chicago, the rest I'm not sure of the order any more - Houston's way high up there, Fisty...
FistMan - columbus probably ranks between 200-250 on places to visit in the u.s.
Warrior - You may, but what do I care? Are you a fool or are you not paying attention? I stated that my opinion is based on actual visits to Chicago and from some online impressions. Have you been to Iowa?
Socrates - are you inviting me Warrior?
-jabber - No, I only have you and Ox Baker to judge by. :-)
FistMan - houston is ok...i've been there...texas is an interesting place...like a whole different country
Socrates - and little Sexy
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Troy, come back soon.
Troy - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 04:53am)
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
FistMan - yes we musn't forget little sexy
-jabber - Dallas is nicer than Houston, Fisty...
Warrior - It's too much work being your friend, -jabber. I give-up.
FistMan - i'll have to get to dallas sometime...i went to galveston by way of houston once
-jabber - And Austin is one of the coolest (not in temperature though!) cities in the country, bar none...
FistMan - the stars are bright and big at night
Len - Yes, from what I heard Columbus is refered to at the "armpit of the US"
FistMan - most people refer to new jersey as that, len
Socrates - where is the "biceps" then Len?
* FistMan is from new jersey
-jabber - I'm just having fun, WP, don't get mad. :-)
Len - Biceps must be LA
-jabber - Right next to armpits are lats - so armpits aren't that bad...
Socrates - and the abs would be Dallas
FistMan - LA and New York gotta be the biceps
Len - Unless they are hairy...
Warrior - I'm not mad. I'm just tired of trying
-jabber - Picture this, a buff fbb, on one side of her armpit (the front) is her pecs, on the other side of her armpit (the back) is her lats...
FistMan - that's a fair point, jabber
Len - So, by that image, you should go somewhere near the "armpit"
FistMan - plus it borders the shoulder and the bicep and tricep too
Rick - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 04:57am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rick, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
FistMan - circle the armpit yes
Socrates - hi rick
FistMan - drive all around the borders of new jersey
Len - Damn, suddenly the armpit seems like a very nice place :-)
Warrior - "The Rick?"
Len - Or around it, rather
Len - Hello Rick
Rick - Hi Socrates, any news on Heather Adams
FistMan - delaware, philadelphia, and new york
Warrior - Are you the guy who asked Peter Gammons for Tony Gwynn's kidney stone?
FistMan - hi rick
-jabber - Hi Rick.
Socrates - not recently Rick
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Len
Rick - Hi to everyone
Socrates - who are you Rick?
FistMan - gammons just didn't have the presence of mind to grab it when he had the chance
Warrior - Maybe we should tease him about Buckner...
Len - Who here likes/dislikes that witch project movie?
Clepsydra - Len, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Morning Watch 05:00am
Warrior - I liked it
Rick - A fan of Heather Adams
FistMan - i don't think he's that rick
Socrates - where are you Rick?
-jabber - A HUGE dislike to the Blair Witch Project, pure, unadulterated garbage...
FistMan - the bruins SUCK!!
Rick - I am currently in the UK
Warrior - Drat. That guy seemed cool.
FistMan - the longest 90 minutes i've ever spent in a theater, jabber
FistMan - BIG thumbs up to the 6th Sense...i really liked it...saw it tonight
-jabber - Ah, Fisty agrees with me?
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Len
-jabber - Sixth Sense was good, Eyes Wide Shut was better...
FistMan - i wanted to jump up on the screen and strangle those fucking actors myself in the blair witch
Warrior - I saw the previews for that, Fist. All that whispering and whining from that kid bugs me.
Len - Ok... highly overrated then you would say? It hasnt opened here, but I just saw on the news there was all this big fuss about it
Len - Apparently it (bwp) was shot in 6 days or some such...
Warrior - Well, those actors spent 35k to make the movie and sold the rights for 1.2 million.
FistMan - it was an eery good movie...i liked eyes wide shut a lot too...need to see it again though before i can intelligently discuss it
Socrates - must go now - see yous later
Clepsydra - Len, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Len - Latter Soc (as they seem to say in Aus)
Socrates - Rick, where do you know Heather from?
FistMan - i'm not arguing that they didn't make any money or even that they didn't do a real good job with what they were working with, but it wasnn't worth sitting through for my money
Rick - I saw her last year at the Universe
Len - I didnt understand anything from the Eyes Wide Shut trailer... care to enlighten me?
Socrates - no Len, that's Austria
-jabber - Yes, WP, the folks behind TBWP DID get very lucky indeed.
Warrior - The Blair Witch Project, IMHO, did an excellent job in making the viewer empathize for the characters
Rick - Socrates; do you know if see will compete this year
Len - So Grog is from Austria?
FistMan - from my friends 2-3 out of town really liked it...and 7-8 thought it was awful
Socrates - don't know Rick - i will see
Warrior - It was the best horror flick this side of Jaws, IMHO.
-jabber - I don't remember the trailer - one of those Texas tornados WP thinks we alwasy get must've swept it away...
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Len
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Socrates
FistMan - i'm not going to explain the trailer to you, len...it was an examination of sexuality and fantasy and reality
-jabber - Grog's from Australia, not Austria...
Warrior - And at what point did I say you get lots of tornadoes?
-jabber - Len, trust me, Eyes Wide Shut was a MUST SEE!
Socrates - Grog is trying in vain to start his own trend
Warrior - I don't watch movies about sex. They are too shallow and one-dimensional
Len - Hmm... if you say so. I thought it looked like complete crap from the trailer :-)
-jabber - You said you wouldn't want to live in Texas, with no basements...
FistMan - it was intense and artistically beautiful...the plot was so-so in my opinion...but kubrick's movies rarely focus on plot
Rick - Got other things to, see you!
Warrior - Yes, I did, but where did I say you get lots of tornadoes? Please check the archives and remind me.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rick, come back soon.
Rick - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 05:06am)
Socrates - try some 3D glasses next time wp
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 05:06am
FistMan - nice chatting with you, rick
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
-jabber - I live for correcting you, WP...not...
Warrior - I find sex to be a very private, persoanl thing. With that in mind, I get no joy out of watching other people do it.
Len - I was getting the impression that EWS just got a lot of attention cos it was his last movie
Warrior - -jabber, you attribute many statements to me. In the future, I would recommend you do a bit more research
FistMan - eyes wide shut dealt with temptation and sexual fantasy, but it was not about sex
Socrates - Warrior, surely you don't do it just be yourself
FistMan - len, that's because most of his movies have been artistic masterpieces
-jabber - True, WP. Sex is a personal thing. I need not research what I say. I can find and back up all that I say.
Warrior - And Nicole Kidman bugs me. She is so famous, but what has she done other than Tom Cruise?
Socrates - bye gang
Warrior - If that is so, -jabber, then tell me when I said you get lots of tornadoes.
Socrates - Tom Cruise bugs me
FistMan - a clockwork orange, 2001, full metal jacket, the shining, dr strangelove...uncompromised vision
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 05:09am)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
-jabber - I'm not necessarily a Kidman fan but I liked her in the movie. Used to dislike Cruise also. Not anymore, he's gotten to be a better actor.
FistMan - tom cruise has great taste in scripts and movies
Warrior - Yeah, Mission Impossible was a great plot.
-jabber - Warrior - Texas creeps me out. With all those tornadoes, they don't have basements
FistMan - mission impossible sucked
-jabber - Warrior - Oh yeah, and it's too damn hot
Warrior - But where did I say you get lots?
FistMan - enough with the tornadoes
* Len will admit Cruise has gotten a bit more bearable...
-jabber - Warrior, remember I've argued with Mike B., Diana, AND Dale Bivens all at once. You do NOT scare me intellectually.
FistMan - Top Gun was awesome...please
Warrior - I'm about ready to split, Fist.
-jabber - With "all those" tornadoes = With lots of tornadoes...
FistMan - so was risky business
Warrior - That's great, -jabber. Now answer my question.
FistMan - and all the right moves
FistMan - and cocktail
-jabber - I just did...
FistMan - all good early tom cruise
Len - Cocktail had Elisabth Shue in it, a plus :-)
Warrior - That was how you chose to interpret the words. That is not the meaning of them. Check your dictionary.
-jabber - You wouldn't care if Texas didn't have basements if you thought tornadoes were infrequent.
FistMan - jabber took all those tornadoes to mean lots of tornadoes...an understandable reading of the words, but not 100 per cent accurate in this instance perhaps
-jabber - Actually, Fisty, I thought Cocktail sucked...
FistMan - YES...mmm...elisabeth shue
FistMan - that was michael caine at his best, jabber...i liked cocktail a lot
FistMan - then came the getting more serious cruise
FistMan - rain man, born on the 4th of july
Warrior - See, -jabs, we were buddies earlier tonight. I put aside you pretending to be a stripper and all your previous attecks, but you just don't know when to shut up. Or how to. If Texas gets a few tornadoes, then that is too much for anyone without a basement. Up here, we build underground shelters because of them.
-jabber - M. Caine was okay, but Tom Cruise and the movie sucked...
Len - I think Cocktail pretty much sucked, but could stand it because of buff Elisabeth :-)
Warrior - Anyways, that was your last chance. Goodnight, Len and Fist. I have to work, now
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Warrior, come back soon.
Warrior - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 05:15am)
Clepsydra - Now hear this
-jabber - I've never pretended to be a stripper as I don't have the body for it, WP. You think what you want.
FistMan - bye wp
Len - Bye WP
* -jabber wonders where Warrior got his creative mind from...
* FistMan knows better than to even try to talk wp or jabber out of an argument
-jabber - Fisty once stood between Mike B. and -jabber, and Mike's breath almost knocked him out - ha!
Len - Hey, a cute girl jogger just ran past my window... come back here!
FistMan - i had a blast that night...i love that shit
-jabber - Seriously, AAWA-land has seemingly taken a gentler turn just tonight. See if you catch it Fisty...
FistMan - i haven't read a post on there in 2 or 3 years, jabber
FistMan - get her in here, loen
FistMan - get her in here, len
Len - Thank god for Dianas thumbnails... saves wading through millions (?) of posts :-)
-jabber - Len, don't you love when cute joggers come to a stop waiting for a traffic light, and jog in place like their energy cannot keep them still - then start moving once the light changes? I think that's SO cute!
Clepsydra - Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Trick question. Programmers don't do box o' bits. (same answer really as "None. It's a box o' bits problem.")
Len - She's far gone by now :-(
FistMan - i forgot the color of money for another great early cruise film
-jabber - Silly me thought The Color of Money was a Paul Newman film...
FistMan - the mature cruise has given us a few good men, eyes wide shut, jerry maguire and the firm
Len - I rarely see that jabber, but yes... even better the more muscle tone they have :-)
FistMan - and there's been some bad ones as well....legend, mission impossible and interview with a vampire
-jabber - Fisty, since you like thighs, you like when a woman walks in your direction and you see the front of her thighs flex with every step?
FistMan - but as far as bad movies go, those aren't so bad...well, legend is...but that was very early
Len - What about Legend, Fist?
Len - Ok, you just said it
FistMan - that is just about my favorite thing in the world, jabber
-jabber - No more Legend; now it's the Acura RL...
FistMan - i saw something great today in the school gym too regarding thighs
Len - I usually like fantasy movies, but Legend is baaad
FistMan - track girl...5'5 or so...blonde..very cute...in that lean cut shape you know?...wearing the longer spandex shorts...down to like 4 or 5 inches from the knee
FistMan - doing leg presses...i could see the seperation in her front quads
FistMan - and the quads were literally bulging out of the spandex...i love that little visual effect
Len - Nice :-) A femsport subject perhaps?
FistMan - she was doing high reps with like 250 or so...really cute
FistMan - if i were to approach her len, it wouldn't have been about femsport..it would have been about friday night
Rick - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 05:26am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rick, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Len - Fair enough, friday night and then bring her here to say hi
FistMan - i do love the quad bulge...as much as i like the seperation you can see from the side profile in the upper leg
FistMan - this would be about the last place i'd bring her...LOL
FistMan - hi again rick
Rick - Hi Fistman I see you are quad lover
FistMan - i appreciate its many fine qualities, rick
-jabber - You get mixed results, Fisty. Carmen seems to really like it here when she comes here, but I've told a couple others, and they look like I have two heads...
Len - Cory had a pretty mean "wedge" to her quad
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Morning Watch 05:30am
Rick - I personally like the quads of Marika Johanssen
FistMan - i told my last g/f about liking muscular women and it didn't affect our relationship at all...my new one knows too...but neither knew about "fistman"...no big deal, just wouldn't want to bring it up
-jabber - Ah, Fistman knows not the mystique of the great /me - ha!
-jabber - Most women cannot believe I'm NOT into T&A...
Len - What is T&A?
-jabber - tits and ass...
FistMan - see...i am into t & a too
FistMan - the good stuff, len
Len - Oh... I'm more interested in P&G then
-jabber - Interesting, especially since I go to gentlemen's clubs AND like Ms. April Hunter (just saw some pics of her today with Andrulla - whoa!)...
-jabber - Proctor and Gamble, Len? ROFLWAFBB!
Len - Yes Jabber... they are SUCH a turnon for me...
-jabber - Pride and Glory?
FistMan - pecs and gams
FistMan - :)
Len - I was thinking glutes, but close enough
-jabber - Pussy and Gerbils? Yuck! Gosh it must be late...
FistMan - holy shit...it is really late
Len - http://www.wpw.net/common/x.asp?t=b&m=/wpwclubs/0-intros/sbeattie&d=/wpwclubs/0-intros/sbeattie/club02&afid=
FistMan - damn
-jabber - Did that gross you out, Fisty? :-)
Len - Shellie is so gross...
FistMan - my fist is bigger than a gerbil
-jabber - I want to make love to that left arm of hers...
FistMan - i was thinking that it was like 4am...but it is 5:30 here
-jabber - Later, before I stop making sense (what, that's already happened? )...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, -jabber, come back soon.
-jabber - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 05:42am)
Clepsydra - And the mome raths outgrabe.
FistMan - are you in texas now, jabber?
Len - Bye jabber
-jabber - Yes, Fisty...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, -jabber, come back soon.
-jabber - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 05:43am)
Clepsydra - And the mome raths outgrabe.
FistMan - ok...goodnight
-jabber - As God intended... Later, Len...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, -jabber, come back soon.
-jabber - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 05:44am)
Clepsydra - And the mome raths outgrabe.
FistMan - i'll leave too i suppose...goodnight
Len - Sleep well
FistMan - thanks
Clepsydra - Cheerio, FistMan, come back soon.
FistMan - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 05:45am)
Clepsydra - His fists follow him onward.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rick, come back soon.
Rick - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 05:50am)
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Len, come back soon.
Len - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 05:57am)
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Morning Watch 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Morning Watch 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Morning Watch 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Morning Watch 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Morning Watch 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Forenoon Watch 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:00am
Tex - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 09:12am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Tex, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Make room, make room, it's the Big Man from Texas.
Tex - Everybody went to work early today?....Len?
Tex - Only have a minute...
Tex - To be, or not to be...that is the question...
Tex - Whether 'tis nobler...
Tex - Shit...can't remember anymore...
* Tex needs a new job...
* Tex needs to be independently wealthy!
* Tex is really dreamin' this mornin'...
Tex - The Rangers AND the Cowboys lost last night...:-(
Tex - I wonder where MizL is....
* Tex needs a therapeutic bonk this am...
Soliloquy Tex - Nickname change, Tex is now known as Soliloquy Tex
Soliloquy Tex - There once was a girl from Nantucket...
Soliloquy Tex - ...if it had two legs she would f*** it...
Adios Tex - Nickname change, Soliloquy Tex is now known as Adios Tex
Adios Tex - Adios...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Adios Tex, come back soon.
Adios Tex - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 09:21am)
Clepsydra - Off to check out a few more biceps?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:30am
herHUGEness - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:43am)
Clepsydra - Hello, herHUGEness, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Huger and huger every day
herHUGEness - Good morning, Clepsydra!
Clepsydra - Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the bloody worship of Jackals by Jackasses. -- H. L. Mencken
herHUGEness - hhhmmmmmm somewhat profound way to start the morning, clepsy~~~
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herHUGEness - still like that one for sure.....
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herHUGEness - very nonHUGE change.....
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herHUGEness - electric!
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Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:49am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - There's a puff of orange smoke, and a Valkyrie appears. Cough splutter cough cough.
Diana the Valkyrie - yo
herHUGEness - Hiya, Diana! Mads gave me a colour lesson yesterday and I'm checking it out!
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I can see :-)
herHUGEness - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:52am)
Clepsydra - Hello, herHUGEness, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Huger and huger every day
herHUGEness - Yikes! what did I do to tick ya off THIS time, clepsy?
herHUGEness - Colour changed
Diana the Valkyrie - It wasn't clepsy, it was your ISP I think
herHUGEness - :o) I'm sure...poor clepsy is such an easy target though....
herHUGEness - Colour changed
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herHUGEness - so, Diana, are you in the direct path of the big eclipse tomorrow?
Diana the Valkyrie - It'll be about 95% where I am.
Diana the Valkyrie - But since I can't even see the sun at all today, I'm not expecting to see it tomorrow either
Diana the Valkyrie - I had thought of putting up an eclipse webcam
Diana the Valkyrie - But looking at clouds can get a bit tame
herHUGEness - a fascinating subject for a lot of folks... too bad about the clouds.. forgot about the grey skies over that way...
It's a new day! Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Forenoon Watch 12:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, no problems with skin cancer here.
Diana the Valkyrie - Mildew, yes.
herHUGEness - Mmmm yes, unless you live in tornado alley like Tex and Athena..... lived in Oklahoma for a few years and cloud watching can be a life-preserving activity there at certain times of the year...
Diana the Valkyrie - We don't get tornados, either
Diana the Valkyrie - Lots of lovely rain, though
herHUGEness - The weather in Colorado is a little odd since it is so dry here. Never even heard of a dry thunder storm until we moved here.
Diana the Valkyrie - England has weather. Everyone else has climate
herHUGEness - The thunderstorms roll down off the rockies almost every afternoon, but a lot of times, you can look up and see rain falling.... that never hits the ground.
herHUGEness - LOL perhaps you are right... never been out of the states so can't argue with you there...
Diana the Valkyrie - That's common. It surprised me at first how many Americans don't even have passports
herHUGEness - The sense of scale is so much different here, I think. There's so much to see and do here... so many different climates, as it were... hard to see our own country in a lifetime...
Diana the Valkyrie - But it means you don't get to see other cultures
herHUGEness - well, I'm not exactly bragging about it.... should've had pssports in stead of children I guess ;o) one of these days I hope to travel more.
Diana the Valkyrie - You can do both. Sea cruises are good for families with children, you don't see them more than once per day, the rest of the time they're doig their own thing.
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 12:09pm
herHUGEness - In the meanwhile, your site offers a HUGE opportunity to do a bit of exploring of other cultures in a sense...even if it is a somewhat unusual taste that brings us all together.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, there's folks from all over the world here. And all specialised interests are unusual.
herHUGEness - Well...the other thing i should have done is marry a slightly less home-bound man, I guess. He's not much of a traveler. I personally think I need to do some traveling on my own :o)
herHUGEness - unusual is good... I've never been one to do normal particularly well.
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm a perfectly normal Valkyrie
herHUGEness - All comes down to relativity I guess... things can look very different depending on what they are compared with...
herHUGEness - Uhg! constructing proper English sentences can be such a chore! (I always hear my English teacher groan when i end with a preposition...)
herHUGEness - Makes me appreciate the efforts of our chatters for whom English is a second language.
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't think that's such a sin
herHUGEness - It really isn't... language needs to be more mutable, especially in this day of high speed communication. some part of me still cringes when I break the old rules of grammar though...
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:21pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MadScientist - Hi Diana and HUGE
herHUGEness - :o) Hiya, Mads! How are you today?
MadScientist - In my view, either what you have written is understandable or its not.
MadScientist - If its not understandable, then proper syntax comes into consideration. Otherwise, why waste your time worrying about a bunch a dumb rules anyway?
Clepsydra - Had we but world enough and time 12:22pm
MadScientist - 125 x 5 reps yesterday. One rep shy of my personal best!
herHUGEness - well...that can depend as much on the listener as it does on the speaker...
herHUGEness - but in principle I DO agree with you
MadScientist - I also appear to be gaining some weight. I may have gained a pound or two in the past couple of weeks.
herHUGEness - Woohoo!!! Go Mads! that is truly HUGE...
MadScientist - I may now be 171 lbs now, but I am still several pounds lighter than before.
Diana the Valkyrie - hi
herHUGEness - most likely muscle but not in keeping with your goal. Sure wouldn't worry about it just yet though...so many things can affect your weight by a pound or two.
MadScientist - Hi Princess hows it going?
MadScientist - One hand shakes the other. Big muscles and big weights seem to go together!
herHUGEness - One of the founding principles in my world MS...
MadScientist - Trying to lift heavy and be light at the same time, is sort of a Catch 22.
Clepsydra - Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one. They don't reckon to share the spotlight.
herHUGEness - In the same chapter as trying to get HUGE without putting on fat...takes a delicate sense of balance.
MadScientist - Yup. One look at Sharon Robelle in the offseason...
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Afternoon Watch 12:30pm
MadScientist - http://www.wpw.net/wpwclubs/0-intros/srobelle/club03/images/1669.217b.srobelle.jpg
herHUGEness - Haven't seen her, Mads...she look pretty bulky?
MadScientist - And here is a pic of the same woman who won the Nationals in 1998.
MadScientist - Lets see her what her offseason appearance is...
MadScientist - Now lets look at the the shape she was in when she won the contest...
MadScientist - http://www.wpw.net/wpwclubs/0-intros/srobelle/club01/images/1669.152b.srobelle.jpg
MadScientist - You haven't told me a thing yet, HUGE.
MadScientist - If you talk to PJ more often I bet you would be surprised to learn that many top fbbs are fat and pudgy in the off season. Even women who show up ripped to shreds at the show!
herHUGEness - Damn! LOL guess there really is hope for me....
MadScientist - Another argument for Fitness!
herHUGEness - I am starting to notice that... of course I won't have the steroids to help strip down so quickly...
MadScientist - PJ likes the offseason look of many of the fitness competitors. He works out in Gold's gym in Venice, and sees many of the top stars train there.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:35pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy puts down a bowl of nice cold Chambolle Mosigne for the dog
MadScientist - He claims Monica Brant is in great shape during the offseason.
Clepsydra - There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon. It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory.
Scooby - Who are those hoseless dykes?
MadScientist - Don't have anything yet Scoob
herHUGEness - Mads, honey I couldn't have been a fitness babe 20 years ago... don't have the build or the flexibilty... Guess that's my inherent objection to the fitness trend... it seems "agist" rather than sexist
herHUGEness - Hiya, scooby!
MadScientist - Same here. Fitness competitions are mostly for ex-gymnasts, or so it seems.
Scooby - :o)
Scooby - Are you gonna disappoint me today, Mad?
MadScientist - The point is the fitness competitors aren't as massive when they compete as the fbb's consequently they don't get too chubby in the offseason.
MadScientist - Judging from what the male bb's tell me, the easiest way to gain muscle mass is to get fat.
MadScientist - Actually, you put on both muscle and fat at the same time. Of course, you don't see the muscle until after you diet-away most of the fat.
herHUGEness - The two do run together...that's why it's been such a feat for me to continue to gain muscle as i lose fat.
Scooby - That must make us pretty strong, Mad.
MadScientist - Yes, I am going to disppoint you, Scooby.
MadScientist - Seems ironic though. 9 months of the year you look like a fat tub, and you only look sharp for 2 minutes on stage.
herHUGEness - I think for natural BB it is important to stay as lean as possible year round...
MadScientist - Like you said, HUGE, natural bodybuilding has its advantages!
Scooby - Yeah................... but what a 2 minutes it is...
Scooby - *sigh*
MadScientist - chances are you wouldn't be able to get cut up like the pros without some pharmaceutical aids.
herHUGEness - I just haven't gotten there yet... and i do feel a lot of pressure to lean out a bit more and show off this gorgeous muscle I've been cultivating...
MadScientist - I would love to see you cut and ripped to shreds. But then it would be like looking at a shooting star.
herHUGEness - well, Mads, since I can't do anything much about what the rest of the world thinks, I can only try to be a trend setter and follow my own passion...
MadScientist - Glorious, but all to fleeting a moment!
Scooby - Wanna see my cultivating muscle?
MadScientist - thats what I do HUGE.
MadScientist - Sure!
herHUGEness - depends on what you're cultivating there, Pup...
Scooby - ( )( )\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\D
herHUGEness - HUGE!!! LOL
Scooby - It's growing...
Scooby - ( )( )\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\D
Clepsydra - herHUGEness, you have a new Private message from MadScientist
MadScientist - Bioligically incorrect Scoob.
MadScientist - Ooops. Biologically incorrect.
MadScientist - The male genital organ is not a muscle!!!
herHUGEness - Well...impressive to look at no doubt...but when it comes down to actual practice, I still hold to the old addage....
herHUGEness - Long and thin, too far in.... Short and stout makes me shout!
MadScientist - Never heard that one before. Must be popular with the ladies.
Clepsydra - MadScientist, you have a new Private message from herHUGEness
herHUGEness - Can't remember where I heard it, actually, but as with all old adages, it has its basis in fact...
Clepsydra - herHUGEness, you have a new Private message from MadScientist
Clepsydra - MadScientist, you have a new Private message from herHUGEness
MadScientist - I guess better clitoral stimulation from the fat prick. But hell, what do I know???
herHUGEness - well...to be perfectly anatomically correct, having something hard bouncing off parts that weren't meant to be bounced can be a bit uncomfortable... not that your theory is unfounded~~~
MadScientist - Oh, I see.
herHUGEness - LOL how truly educational this chatroom can be....
MadScientist - Lets see the vagina is about 8 inches or so. Joe Average has a six inch sausage. Shouldn't be a problem in most cases. but there are a few prodigies from time to time that you may get introduced to.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 12:52pm
herHUGEness - Prodigies are more fun for the looking in my book...
Diana the Valkyrie - I measure Scooby at nine centimeters
MadScientist - You are the first woman who ever told me that. Most think that bigger is better!
MadScientist - Of course, the text book agrees with you. So you are on the side of scientific dogma!
10cm - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:55pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, 10cm, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
10cm - Hello
9000raff - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:55pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, 9000raff, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
herHUGEness - :o) Seems to be enough for Mrs Scooby~~~
MadScientist - Well, I have to go. See ya HUGE
herHUGEness - Hiya, 10 and raffi!
MadScientist - Hi guys. Bye guys.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 12:56pm)
10cm - Colour changed
9000raff - ciao all
herHUGEness - Enjoyed your company as always, Mads... have a good one!
9000raff - ciao beautiful Huge!
10cm - afternoon, HHN, raff....of course, your Highness
Pan - Nickname change, 10cm is now known as Pan
herHUGEness - Enjoy the game last night, Pan?
Scooby - 9cm???
herHUGEness - hehehe wondered where you were, pup...
Scooby - I'm downloading video games...
Scooby - Gotta pretend to stay busy at work...
Pan - Can you believe that game, I almost couldn't have scripted it any better
Scooby - Now then, if you'll excuse me, I must got kick some ass...
herHUGEness - Lots of excitement in Cleveland....first game in what? three years?
herHUGEness - Happy kicking scoobs!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:00pm
9000raff - Ooops . See you later
Clepsydra - Cheerio, 9000raff, come back soon.
9000raff - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 1:00pm)
herHUGEness - well...this is my son's last week before school starts and he's begging for the keyboard...
Pan - they said 3, but the last game was in 95 to be technical, I haven't watched any football since, save two pittsburgh games
herHUGEness - Best be a good Mama and give the boy his turn. see ya later...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, herHUGEness, come back soon.
herHUGEness - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 1:01pm)
Clepsydra - Hug hug, Huge.
Pan - Bye Mama Huge!
Pan - fiddling about......
Pan - Diana, read your newsletter, interesting, but can't I claim another route to infame?
Diana the Valkyrie - Such as?
Pan - how about bashing another unamed for their racism,hell, anything but that!
Diana the Valkyrie - Freedom of speech includes the freedom to express opinions you disagree with; but also includes freedom to vehemently disagree.
Diana the Valkyrie - And makes a good lively chatroom!
Pan - by the way, of late, ripples occasionally run across this screen...is my monitor going?
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you degaussed?
Diana the Valkyrie - Also, check your monitor connectors
Pan - I believe in opinions wholeheartedly, I just ask folks to qualify those opinions......, and thanks, I'll check that out.
Pan - degaussed?
Diana the Valkyrie - Many monitors have a control thing, that includes a degauss option.
Pan - If it's a physical control, then no, I don't have one
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe on the monitor menu?
Pan - well, I can't disagree about the livelyhood of this joint, almost always something intriguing being exchanged
Pan - Thanks again, check it later
Diana the Valkyrie - And you learn surprising things :-)
Pan - How often, if ever, do you visit the states?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hardly ever.
Pan - dunno if I can blame you, the character of this counry as a whole is beginning to dwindle
Diana the Valkyrie - It isn't that. It's that travelling is a lot of hassle
Pan - not that it had very long to manifest itself at all
Pan - obviously a hassle, if your last holiday was a typical hiatus from this place, and if you don't mind me asking this slightly naive Q, can/do you make a living off of this site?
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm a professional writer, and I do consulting too.
Diana the Valkyrie - Magazines pay me about 15 cents per word.
Diana the Valkyrie - Consulting is a daily rate, somewhat more than women charge for sessions :-)
Pan - working on being a pro Writer myself, anovel due in Nov.....what magazines?
Diana the Valkyrie - UK mags
Diana the Valkyrie - Books don't pay, unless you strike lucky
Pan - & this place is good practice for typing!
Pan - I fear that truth, but I'll let the work speak for itself
Diana the Valkyrie - Consulting is fun, people pay me to tell them what they already knew.
Diana the Valkyrie - Or what they didn't know, but which is highly obvious.
Pan - I used to have a good spectrum of consultant clientel. Yes that field can be very rewarding. A friend has asked if I'd be interested in Creative consulting for his advertising firm.
Diana the Valkyrie - See "Valkyrie at the North Pole" for a typical consulting job. I changed the names a bit.
Diana the Valkyrie - And the venue
Pan - but Oh how I hate advertising, much to ponder for that lead....Auto sales
Pan - very dull indead
Diana the Valkyrie - Your job is to make it exciting
Diana the Valkyrie - My recommendation - don't sell autos, sell sex.
Pan - hmmm, that I can pitch!
Pan - but the Web market seems incredibly clogged already in terms of sex.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, I mean to sell autos
Diana the Valkyrie - Don't tell them how fast and economical the car is, tell them that you'll guarantee they'll get fucked within a week of buying it by the woman of their dreams. Or something like that,
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:30pm
Pan - enough loose cannons in this country to make that a very pop endeavor.
Diana the Valkyrie - Without making any untrue promises, of course. You get the idea.
Diana the Valkyrie - Who cares about whether it does 55 mph or 56 mph. The issue is, will you get your ashes hauled.
Pan - of course, it's been done many times, look at these damn SUV's all over the place. Sort of a symbol of strength and power for those who don't wish to get their hands dirty
Diana the Valkyrie - SUV?
Pan - sorru, Sport Utility Vehicles, everyones a rough rider all of the sudden
Pan - sorry, that is
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, we call them off-roaders, or 4X4 s
Pan - I constantly see these suburban living, downtown working cowboy wannabes getting out of their 4x4s without a scratch or a tidge of mud anywhere upon the vehicle
Pan - & that's NOT sexy
Diana the Valkyrie - You thought a car was purely for transport? You thought a SUV has *anything* to do with transport?
Pan - no no, I know it isn't, but whatever happened to BMWs for that sort of status?
Pan - persona is everywhere
Diana the Valkyrie - BMW is a different kind of statement
Pan - It's like buying an M1 tank to show the world how rugged you are
Diana the Valkyrie - So that tells you how to do your advertising
Diana the Valkyrie - Decide which image you want to project, then use that in the adverts
Pan - well, this is America, I don't know if that sort of trend occurs over in the UK
Pan - That's It! I'll sell tanks!
Diana the Valkyrie - Problem with M1s is the miles per gallon.
Diana the Valkyrie - But they're great in traffic jams
Pan - hey, Hummers are a big thing around here, what do they get, 7-8mpg? funny as hell to see this demure lil housewife stepping out of one of those monsters.
Pan - traffic efficiancy=sexiness...you are good!
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, with the M1, it isn't miles per gallon, it's gallons per mile
Pan - LOL
Pan - I dunno, I'll still hack away at this novel, follow up right away with another...been involved in too many occupations I don't like already. This is a big change.
Pan - Where did you graduate from?
Diana the Valkyrie - You're assuming I'm a graduate.
Diana the Valkyrie - You may also be assuming that the educational system in England is the same as in the USA
Pan - sorry, you're right..this sight just seems a bit overwhelming for the self taught
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, you can be sure I didn't learn how to make a web site from formal training!
* Pan is almost completely self taught
Diana the Valkyrie - I just made a little site using the 2mb that AOL gives you, and it sort of grew.
Diana the Valkyrie - It's about 200 gigabytes now
Diana the Valkyrie - And I'm just thinking about a terabyte server
Pan - I'm still learning the ways of digital, hell, before I bought this comp, I wrote the entire novel by hand.
Pan - terabytes, you know, science fiction can't keep up with science anymore. Did you here about the molecular sized chip yet?
Pan - here=hear
Diana the Valkyrie - When you can buy them and put them into a PC, I'll be interested.
Pan - well, I hope that you HAVE to buy much more memory, I never believed WBB could generate so much interest
* Pan like so many others, thought himself an island before the web
Diana the Valkyrie - Everyone thought that. One big message from this web site is, you are not alone.
Pan - specifically, this site......yeah, I found a newsgroup of electricity fetishests, now that's eclectic!
Diana the Valkyrie - What newsgroup name?
Pan - Think it's an alt.erotic.sex.electric....somethin like that...I'll find it again today & email the group
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:00pm
Pan - one of the advantages of AOL, is (among other things) it makes ftp'sy easy to use, still haven't figured out how to do that w/my server
Pan - & of course, I don't know HTML
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/members/upload.htm
Diana the Valkyrie - http://members.aol.com/opalcat/myplace.html
Pan - that last one didn't link\
Pan - for AOL members only?
Diana the Valkyrie - I guess they closed it
Pan - the first, I've tried..nothing worked, I'll just have to figure it out
Pan - well, Di, I'm going to skim around for awhile. a pleasure, dear
Pan - thanks for the advise
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Pan, come back soon.
Pan - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 2:07pm)
FistMan - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 2:08pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, FistMan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's one third of FemSport
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi
FistMan - hi diana
Diana the Valkyrie - hi, how's things?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:30pm
Stu - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 2:39pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Stu, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Stu
Stu - Hi DV, FM
Stu - DV, any problems with the announce.com pieces of the site...wierd about WB's site
Diana the Valkyrie - Dunno, I haven't looked.
Diana the Valkyrie - Techical difficulties, it says
Diana the Valkyrie - Could be anything
Stu - "Not found messages when going to his travel list page and the index page. A "technical difficulty" message when attempting to just go to the site. Announce.com is a bit pokey to get to also.
Stu - I don't know when his site first had a problem, but I noticed it yesterday.
Diana the Valkyrie - http://announce.com/ seems OK
Diana the Valkyrie - GG has the same "Technical difficulties" message
Stu - I found it slow (announce.com) to get to and when trying to look at different things at announce.com.
Stu - That's interesting regarding GG, as it doesn't exist anymore, or shouldn't. I think about a week ago or so, it basically said that it doesn't exist. Looks like a problem around the beltway or with the server in NYC perhaps.
Diana the Valkyrie - "Shouldn't"? Does that mean you've taken it down?
FistMan - i am having such problems with my computer...sorry
Diana the Valkyrie - NP, FM
FistMan - hi stu
* FistMan slaps AOL around a bit with a kipper
Diana the Valkyrie - I heard AOL's shares plummetted
FistMan - really? how much?
FistMan - plummetted is a big word
Diana the Valkyrie - Halved, someone told me.
Diana the Valkyrie - Does that count as a plummet?
Diana the Valkyrie - Back later.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Diana the Valkyrie, come back soon.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 2:55pm)
Clepsydra - There's a puff of purple smoke, and Hey Presto!
gorgon - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 2:56pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, gorgon, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
gorgon - Hi! This is my first time in the chat room.
Clepsydra - It's later than you think 2:57pm
MelissaCoates - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 2:58pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, MelissaCoates, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MelissaCoates - Hey guys!
MelissaCoates - Hi Stu, Gordon,FM
Gwill - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 2:59pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Gwill, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MelissaCoates - I mean Gorgon
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:00pm
MelissaCoates - HiG
FistMan - that definately counts as a plummet
Stu - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 3:00pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Stu, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Gwill - Morning Fist, Stu, gorgon, and hey a fellow Canuck Cool! Hey Melissa.
gorgon - Hi! So what's going on?
* FistMan slaps AOL around a bit with a kipper
FistMan - this damn computer...sup melissa
MelissaCoates - I was just going to answer my message board and I saw that a few people were in here
Stu - Hi Melissa, Gorgon, Gw
MelissaCoates - Stu - is that you?
Stu - Hi FM, I didn't know whether you'd gotten bumped like I did a few minutes ago.
MelissaCoates - Where in Canada are you from Gwill?
FistMan - we're the unemployed members of the site
Stu - Si, Melissa, it's me...haven't spoken to you since yesterday afternoon
Gwill - LOL at Fist.
Gwill - I'm a Vancouver boy Melissa.
FistMan - Colour changed
MelissaCoates - I thought that was you Stu
MelissaCoates - Do you still live in Vancouver?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, gorgon, come back soon.
gorgon - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 3:04pm)
Gwill - Yes, I've lived here all my life. We moved once but it was only five minutes away.
MelissaCoates - So what kind of excitement is going on here today
Gwill - You ever visited the West Coast?
FistMan - today is a big day for us
MelissaCoates - How is the weather there? I was there once for a few days and it just rained and rained!
Gwill - What going on Fist
MelissaCoates - Yeah, what's up?
Gwill - We get to much rain, but at least in the winter it doesn't turn to snow. And now it sunny.
MelissaCoates - Hmmm..
* FistMan tries to think of something
Stu - Yeah, what's the big news for today, Fist?
MelissaCoates - So you were lying Fistman?
FistMan - today is the day when i start lifting lower body
* Stu wonders who the "us" troops are that FM referred to
* FistMan has never told a lie
Gwill - Leg day for me to FIst
MelissaCoates - So none of us really know you , then, you've probably been lying about yourself since Day 1!!!
FistMan - TODAY SHALL BE HEREFORTH KNOWN AS LEG DAY
MelissaCoates - Oh, I see - very exciting
MelissaCoates - It is leg day for me too
FistMan - I'll tell you the truth abou any matter you'd like to know about. My honor shall not be impinged.
MelissaCoates - What day is Chest Day?
Gwill - so what exercises are of the agenda for you two,.
FistMan - yesterday was chest day, but there wasn't an official declaration
Gwill - No No tomorrow is Chest Day.
MelissaCoates - I do 4 sets of leg extension, then move to 4 sets of leg press or hack squats, then I do 4 sets of Smith Squats, then do Adductors
FistMan - leg extensions, curl, squats, calf raises, leg press...
FistMan - ...and basketball
MelissaCoates - I split up quads and hams, usually
* FistMan doesn't do adductors
Gwill - I like the last part.
MelissaCoates - I do 6 sets total for calves - 2 different exercises of 3 sets each
Gwill - Squats, leg press, and extentions for me. Then I'll do my calves.
MelissaCoates - They do help build up a proportionate leg. Even Nasser El Sonbaty does them - they look silly on a guy I guess, but work very well
Gwill - I tend to do my hams with my back.
FistMan - what are the different exercises?
FistMan - one sitting, one standing?
MelissaCoates - Oh, so you do stiff leg deadlifts?
Gwill - Yes, I like that exercise
MelissaCoates - I choose 2 of the different available excercises - say standing and seated, donkey and standing, etc
Gwill - Standing, and then seated for me. I love working calves. The can take a lot of punishment
MelissaCoates - You are a masochist
Gwill - Only when it comes to calves. There my jumpers so I love working them
Paul Veins - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 3:16pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Paul Veins, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MelissaCoates - Paul Veins - what kind of name is that?
FistMan - hey paul
FistMan - i like to take it easy on my legs...they do enough work every day lugging my ass around
Gwill - My Venis? Well just call you Paul.
Paul Veins - hello everyone, popped in for a few,
MelissaCoates - Well you guys - I need to answer my message board and my email so I will see you all later - unless you have something you want to know before i take off/
Gwill - Before you go are you planning on visiting my neck off the woods any time soon?
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 3:18pm
Paul Veins - i was paul2 but there was to much confusion with HBP.
Paul Veins - melissa do you have any contests coming up?
MelissaCoates - I may do the Ms International next year; I am just trying to get a website up now and do some videos in the next few months
MelissaCoates - I will be up in Canada, but in Ontario, no BC
* Paul Veins appreciates melissa's hard work and dedication to the sport!
Gwill - Well good luck with all your projects Mel.
FistMan - femsport would love to do a melissa coates video
MelissaCoates - Thank you Paul
MelissaCoates - What is your business proposition?
MelissaCoates - I am kind of to the point now, where I want to own my own videos, pay someone to produce it for me, and then sell it myself.
MelissaCoates - The mags would be free advertising for me
Paul Veins - thats the only way melissa!
MelissaCoates - That is what I figure - alot of people have made a lot of money off my hard work because they had the necessary equipment. I want to control my own destiny now
MelissaCoates - I may do Playboy too - I have talked with them about it
MelissaCoates - Well guys - I should go now. I have alot of email to answer!
* Paul Veins wants melissa in playboy too!
* Gwill falls out of his chair at the thought
MelissaCoates - Tee hee hee!
FistMan - you want me to make you an offer here in public?
MelissaCoates - I just wonder though if it will be negative for me. Playboy is a pretty well respected mag isn't it?
Paul Veins - have a great day melissa!
MelissaCoates - No - you can email me at melissacoates@yahoo.com. We can discuss it there
FistMan - we could do that...both have the rights to sell it or something or give you a percentage...diana is gonna sell our videos from this site
MelissaCoates - I would have to see some of your work as well
Paul Veins - its the classiest mag, melissa , you will skyrocket to unlimited opportunities!
MelissaCoates - Wow - that is great. You should make a lot of $$$$
Gwill - What you have to de Mel is find someone who will shoot it for a fee and then go away. Produce it yourself
MelissaCoates - I hope so. I also have wondered about doing topless shots on my website. I don't want to ruin any other opportunities for myself though
Gwill - Do what Andrulla did and have you own calander made.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:30pm
Paul Veins - its art melissa, a sculpture from the heavens!
MelissaCoates - That is kind of what I have decided for the past year or so. It is just hard finding people to trust in LA who will do things at a reasonable price. Location fees themselves are very $$$, and to get to the beach is too much red tape
MelissaCoates - I think I will ask her about that
FistMan - we're just starting...should have our first videos out in a matter of months...we've done some work...tre shot a lot of footage over the last week or so
Gwill - Shoot in Canada, it must be cheaper.
MelissaCoates - Well if I can check out the quality ( I am sure it is tops) then I could let you know
* Paul Veins has a criminology degree and body guard experience?
MelissaCoates - It is hard for me to arrange something like that from CA - I could ask Bob Kennedy though
MelissaCoates - I don't need a body guard yet, I don't think
MelissaCoates - Well I must go now. See you all
Paul Veins - i tried!
Gwill - Have a good one
FistMan - bye bye
MelissaCoates - I have to finish my fan mail. I have spent 10 hours doing it the past 2 days because so much had piled up and I don't want the fans to be mad that I don't answer them fast enough
MelissaCoates - Bye you all!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MelissaCoates, come back soon.
MelissaCoates - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 3:33pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 3:34pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - There's a puff of orange smoke, and a Valkyrie appears. Cough splutter cough cough.
Paul Veins - hi diana
Diana the Valkyrie - hi
Gwill - Hi DTV
Gwill - Have a good vacation
Diana the Valkyrie - You think Andrulla's calendar is good?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes thanks
FistMan - hi diana
Gwill - Don't know, haven't seen it/
FistMan - she showed me it at the jan tana...it was interesting...lots of exposure
Gwill - So would you recoment it Fist
Paul Veins - hey fist , have you started a video company, you have any for sale yet?
Diana the Valkyrie - I've seen it, is't very good
Diana the Valkyrie - it's
FistMan - i didn't look too long...i was a bit embarassed to tell you the truth...not yet, paul
BA - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 3:40pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, BA, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Gwill - I think I've had to start diggin up some coin and get me a copu
BA - Hey!!!
FistMan - if you want to see good naked pictures of andrulla done tastefully, then i would definately recommend it
Diana the Valkyrie - Embarrassed? Why?
Paul Veins - gotta run bye everyone!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, BA
BA - How've you been, Diana?
BA - What's new, Fist?
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine thanks.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Paul Veins, come back soon.
Paul Veins - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 3:42pm)
Gwill - I think Fist was embarrased looking at them right in front of her.,
FistMan - cause she was standing there and i was looking at her privates in a picture
Diana the Valkyrie - So, I guess you didn't buy one?
BA - I saw Andrulla's calender too at the jan tana. It's well done. Hope she sells a lot of them.
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you buy one, BA?
BA - No Diana, I didn't. Should've though. I was too busy running around taking pics. But I do plan to get one, for supportive purposes if nothing else
FistMan - no i didn't...i probably should have to be nice though
Diana the Valkyrie - Good to hear it! I'm concerned that everyone says "Great calendar" but doesn't part with their $$$
BA - She really looks great in the calender........well, Diana, I would say that it's one of those calenders that you keep on your wall well after the current year is finished :-)
Gwill - I'll be getting one beacause like BA says, for support.
Gwill - Well that and the pictures to
BA - I meant to purchase one, but forgot to
Diana the Valkyrie - You can always email her and get it
BA - True Gwill, plus it's a great calender to have
BA - yes, that's what I plan to do, Diana
BA - I just get the impression that a lot of folks in the sport don't do very well at these booths at shows. Maybe some folks feel embarrassed about it.......but I could be wrong
Gwill - I think your right BA
Gwill - That is part of it
BA - I mean embarrased by purchasing certain merchandise
Wolf - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 3:52pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Wolf, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Diana the Valkyrie - Me too. I doubt if a booth does much, unless you're selling drinks
BA - Hi, Wolf
Wolf - Hi
Pan - Hello all
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Wolf
Wolf - Hi Diana
BA - Lol, Diana. And maybe they can sell drinks w/ their pictures on the cups
Diana the Valkyrie - Hmm. You might be able to sell videos at a booth, though...
Diana the Valkyrie - ... and I'll have a booth at the WSE ....
Wolf - Does anyone have the results of the Team Universe?
BA - This weekend, Tre and I went to the Team Universe in NY, and we were shocked over the fact that they wanted $1500 dollars for a booth...........I SAID $1500!!!!!
Pan - Diana, couldn't find the newsgroup. Some months ago...
Wolf - Your picture coverage last year was terrific Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - That's rather a lot
BA - Wolf, I was there, but honestly I can't remember the name of the girl who won the overall. Linda Mclaughlin won the fitness part
Wolf - Was it as good as last years contest?
BA - Wolf, this was the best TU I've been to so far. Many competitors that looked fantastic..........
Wolf - and I assume you took pictures...please tell me you took pictures
BA - ....can't believe it didn't sell out though. Probably has something to do with the fact that there was very little advertising outside the bb mags
BA - Yes Wolf......tons!!!! Tre will be sending them to Diana soon
Pan - I did, however find alt.electric midgets!
Wolf - Did Monica ? ( I was a fitness model now I'm a Bodybuilder) compete this year?
Clepsydra - There is a new female intern in the White House. She is going around meeting the staff, shaking their hands, she then meets Clinton. She shakes his hand and he says.." You must be new, I've never come across your face before."
* FistMan slaps AOL around a bit with a kipper
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Afternoon Watch 4:00pm
BA - Monica? Not sure who she is. Any last name?
Clepsydra - What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? Nothing, she hears about it on the evening news!
BA - What's the matter, Fist?
FistMan - the computer doesn't like me much today
BA - Just give it the big.............FIST!!!!.................sorry!!!
Wolf - BA...here's her pic....http://norn01.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/265/shesnobumbell.jpg
FistMan - it don't like my fist
BA - Wolf, can you post that as a link?
Diana the Valkyrie - http://norn01.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/265/shesnobumbell.jpg
Wolf - Thanks Diana
Wolf - this is her from last years Team Universe http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/team_universe/team0504.jpg
NVd - Oh man,will that photo become a classic
BA - Thanks, Diana.........Wolf, that's Barbara Moran, and she was far less muscular than that photo. She was in the top three I believe inher class
Wolf - sorry...I don't know how to turn them into hyperlinks
BA - No problem Wolf :-)
Diana the Valkyrie - /link and then the URL
Wolf - That sucks....I was hoping she would do better this year
Wolf - Was there any stand outs we would all know?
BA - This year she looked strictly like a fitness competitor
NVd - Diana, how efficiant! Do you know how many variations have been given on that last bit of instructions?
Diana the Valkyrie - Valkyries are succinct
FistMan - diana, pms on please
BA - Hmm! The TU doesn't ususally bring out top names in the NPC, can't really think of many top names that anyone would know.
FistMan - and then the URL
BA - The names slip my mind right now, Wolf
Diana the Valkyrie - PMs on
FistMan - see when i write the same thing she wrote it doesn't work cause it thinks i'm posting a link...that's why there are so many variations on those instructions
Wolf - oh well....Thank You for taking the pictures and Thank You Diana for posting them
BA - I gotta try that link thingy. Got some Jan Tana pics, let me see if I can post them........brb
BA - http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Oasis/7538/MM239.jpg
BA - Monica Martin
Clepsydra - There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon. It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory.
NVd - Does this have something to do with AOL, Fist?
Wolf - I could be a blind man and tell that's Monica...what a beauty
Clepsydra - Did you know Monica has a hearing problem? All Bill really said was, "hold my calls and sack the cook."
Diana the Valkyrie - No, it's because I use a touch of Valkyrie Magic
BA - She really is, Wolf
NVd - but of course, how we mortals foget
Wolf - How do you send a private message...I'm new to this stuff
NVd - how we mortals can spell so badly!
BA! - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 4:21pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, BA!, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
FistMan - the rules don't apply to diana like they do us
FistMan - she can use valkyrie magic
BA! - Wolf, when you sign on, you have to click the PM box
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from FistMan
BA! - brb
Wolf - k ...thanks
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Wolf, come back soon.
Wolf - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 4:23pm)
* NVd wonders what more than a touch of valkyrie magic can do
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Diana the Valkyrie - Make a web site, NVd
Wolf - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 4:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Wolf, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
NVd - aside from the obvious, Di....geez
Diana the Valkyrie - Make a big web site
Diana the Valkyrie - Make a very big web site
Diana the Valkyrie - Make a stonkingly big web site that blows people's minds
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Wolf
NVd - make a web site I'll never see all of, no doubt
NVd - but I keep trying
BA! - But it sure is fun tryin', NVd
Diana the Valkyrie - No chance
NVd - yes, for some reason, I havent discovered the Athletes Gallery until yesterday.....wow
Clepsydra - Wolf, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
BA! - Viewing the thumbnails alone can run you into the year 2020
NVd - friggin half a dozen topless galleries in there, not to mention the bevy of biceps
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from FistMan
Diana the Valkyrie - There's over a million pictures on this web site
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 4:30pm
* BA! thinks that one day there'll be a big explosion........pictures flyin' everywhere
Andrulla - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 4:30pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Andrulla, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Chins up, it's the Vampire
Andrulla - Evening people...
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
NVd - The sick thing is, for this need of mine, I've almost not ventured outside of this site since joining. there's almost no point, when it comes to Fbb
FistMan - hi andrulla
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Andrulla
Wolf - Hi andrulla
MadScientist - Evening Andrulla
BA! - Evening Andrulla.............what's cookin'?
NVd - Hello Andrulla('cept for Andrulla's site!)
MadScientist - Ahhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to you Wolf!
Andrulla - Was cooking. beef & geen beans... Now eaten..
MadScientist - Feliz Navidad to you too NVd.
MadScientist - Baaaaaaaaah to you BA
BA! - That a girl!!!!!
NVd - Hello MS.....Praise Bob
Andrulla - Where you from NVd ?
MadScientist - And of course a curtsy to Princess Di
BA! - No Mad, it's Baaaa-Baaaaa-Baaaaaaaaaaa
Andrulla - green beans... I meant.
MadScientist - LOL
NVd - we've spoken, Andrulla....from Cleveland, OH....I'm upside down(read:PAN)
Wolf - Have you started your contest diet for the Ms.O andrulla?
BA! - I thought geen beans was something new, lol
Andrulla - Im into my third week of dieting now.
MadScientist - How many more weak knees to go?
NVd - when do you begin to swing moods?
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from FistMan
Diana the Valkyrie - I heard that a major sponsor pulled out of the Ms O, anyone else hear that?
Andrulla - Cutting carbs isn't good for spelling BA.
BA! - That's Ok, Andrulla......you're forgiven
Wolf - Oh what fun....
MadScientist - Yawn... again? Which sponsor?
NVd - or am I to late in asking? :- )
NVd - to=too
FistMan - what sponsor?
Andrulla - I spoke to the promoter . She told me that they took up the sponcorship, she put their name on her poster, and then they decided to not pay..
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know, Tre told me, he didn't say who.
Diana the Valkyrie - Who were they?
Andrulla - Im ok mood wise. Always a bit odd in the morning til I get a cuppa coffee..
Andrulla - A drink company. Make energy drinks. not sure of the name. but i could check the poster.
NVd - I quit coffee a week ago, nobody likes a quitter, y'know
Andrulla - I never drink it, til I start dieting. I need to be awake to drive to the gym in the morning for my a.m aerobics.
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Wolf
MadScientist - Say I thought ESPN was going to cover bodybuilding anymore, but I just saw the Mr O on ESPN a couple of weeks ago?
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from FistMan
NVd - It won't last, I love the stuff!
BA! - That's probably as far as they'll go, Mad
Andrulla - She has had a tough time getting sponcors for the show. She has gotten more booths now though
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 4:40pm
MadScientist - A wonder what a big beef cakes like you looks like doing jump'n jacks?
NVd - has ESPN declaired such, Mad?
MadScientist - Meaning, thats the last contest they will show, BA?
Wolf - I saw the same thing...they will not show the Ms.O just to hurt me
Andrulla - whats that MS?
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
MadScientist - Actually, I heard that rumour from another web site. May have been GeneX, I don't remember for sure.
* NVd is not in love with the current Ms. O & would just love to see Andrulla fill those shoes
MadScientist - How many weeks to go Andrulla?
BA! - No, meaning that they obviously think that most folks will only watch the men. I believe they are showing the fitness O as well, but no Ms O
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
BA! - Not yet at least....doubt it if they will
Clepsydra - Wolf, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Andrulla - Oh, thanks PAN. I will be busting my butt, believe
Wolf - ESPN has a problem with any hint of drug use...but they show every other sport in the world that has major drug usage
Andrulla - 8 weeks to go. Will fly by
MadScientist - I understand the fitness part. Presumably they are not using drugs, although I have from Troy that many in fact do. But the general public doesn't perceive them as drug users either way.
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Wolf
MadScientist - However, male bb's are obviously just as juiced, if not more so, than fbbs. So I don't see why they would show the men and not the women.
BA! - Everyone keeps saying that the reason they won't show the women is because of drugs........so does it make sense to show the men?...................
Clepsydra - MadScientist, you have a new Private message from NVd
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Wolf
Andrulla - Society seems to just have a tough time regards women having muscles..
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 4:44pm
MadScientist - YOu got it Wolf. Damn hypocritical of them!
Diana the Valkyrie - Drugs is irrelevant. Ratings is all that matters
Clepsydra - NVd, you have a new Private message from MadScientist
BA! - Bottom line is, these folks don't like muscular women on their program...it's all about ratings and money
Diana the Valkyrie - They don't give a fig about what they're showing, or what's behind it. All they care about is viewing figures.
Wolf - sure...I want to watch bowling and pool as much as the next guy....NOT!
Andrulla - Most men feel too intimidated, that they can't bear to watch? maybe..
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm surprised you'd think they'd care about anything else.
Clepsydra - Wolf, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
BA! - But it amazes me that they will show things like lumberjack contests, and tractor pulling contests. Surely there has to be a bigger bb audience than those programs
Wolf - Intimidated...no.....interested..YES!
Andrulla - Bodybuilding can be boring to watch? could be..
MadScientist - Maybe intimidated, maybe embarrassed. hate to tell ya this, Andrulla, but maybe even disgusted.
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from FistMan
NVd - Kudos to the spelling bee on ESPN every year, Oh and what about those dog shows?
MadScientist - Well, Fitness routines are more exciting to watch then posing...
BA! - Andrulla, I think more men will watch than most people believe. If nothing else, they may watch out of curiosity
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Wolf
MadScientist - I think female bodybuilding is here to stay though.
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
NVd - I expect to see a professional poker game on that channel one day
Andrulla - Not you wolf, other folks, with their wife in the background saying its horrible, so even if he did like it, he won't bne allowed to see.
Diana the Valkyrie - BA, you should assume that the TV companies watch their ratings figures *very* carefully.
MadScientist - Agreed, Andrulla. In fact many people have strongly disapproved of my taste in muscular women.
BA! - NVd, I actually saw them show elephant soccer a few years ago.......I swear!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - And if something doesn't get many viewers, then it's tossed.
* NVd 's wife thinks Fbbs are nice
Wolf - exactly Andrulla....If men had a back bone to speak his mind to his wife, girlfriend or buddies...it would be different
MadScientist - Even perfect strangers do. They used to make faces at me when they saw me looking at fbbs in the magazines.
NVd - LOL@BA...pachyderm olympics!
BA! - Diana, I'd be curious to see the bb ratings.
MadScientist - Well, if the issue is bad ratings. Then ESPN has my sympathy!
Andrulla - Im sure Diana is right mostly... I was at a Live TV show last week, and on the walls they had a ratings chart, ... If they don't make the grade, their program won't get financed anymore..
Diana the Valkyrie - BA, you'ld have to ask the TV company. But ratings is as important to them, as eating is to you.
MadScientist - If the show don't sell, then the show don't sell. My problem is if they take the show off the air claiming its about drugs, if the REAL reason were about ratings.
Diana the Valkyrie - Good ratings = more advertising revenue = profitable TV company
Andrulla - Oh MS. I always carry a WPW when Im on public transport. That does make em stare..
BA! - Come on folks. You can't tellme shows like monster trucks, and cow chip throwing contests are bringin in money for these folks
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from FistMan
NVd - well, let's incorporate two man shotputting with bodybuilding contests,sure to bring in the demographics
Diana the Valkyrie - Poor ratings = less advertising revenue = non-profitable TV company = dead TV company
Jaxx - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 4:51pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Jaxx, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Jaxx - hi all
NVd - Hello Jaxx
Diana the Valkyrie - BA, either you assume that the TV companies are full of morons who don't know how to count viewers, or else cow chip throwing is more popular than you thought
Wolf - Well i think Diana should start her own cable station......I know all her members would subscribe
BA! - Hey, Jaxx!!
MadScientist - I think thats buffalo chip, but anyway... I get the idea!
MadScientist - Hi Jaxx
Andrulla - Na, its definately about ratings MS.. anyways, its also about sponcors, and sport like driving, athletics gets alot of money from sponcors... If bodybuilding had big sponcors, they would use it more.
* Diana the Valkyrie has never seen a cow chip throwing contest
BA! - Well, Diana. I would go with the morons thing
MadScientist - Its out in the Midwest somewheres!
* Diana the Valkyrie wouldn't be willing to sponsor a cow chip throwing contest.
Wolf - That's another problem...it seems like the magazine and supplement companys would put more money into the sport
Andrulla - "Valkyrie TV" how about it..
NVd - of course it's about ratings, but you can't tell me that some guy throwing a Flinstone boulder over his head for points isn't funny....it's hilarious!
Diana the Valkyrie - I mean, what would you sell on the back of cow chip throwing? Chocolate?
BA! - Who would be the contestants Diana?
FistMan - i'm gonna check out...see y'all later
BA! - LOL@Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - I guess I'd use my discus-throwing technique
Clepsydra - Cheerio, FistMan, come back soon.
FistMan - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 4:54pm)
Clepsydra - His fists follow him onward.
NVd - Beef, dear, Black Angus
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, FM
Jaxx - Those guys scare me. I swear one of them is going to rip something one day
BA! - Later, Fist
Andrulla - Those silly afternoon chat shows, seem to have big audiences..
Wolf - 24 hour cable ...contest coverage ( US, Europe, World ) and fitness shows
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 4:54pm
MadScientist - http://www.saukprairie.com/cowchipchamp.GIF
MadScientist - Bye Fist
NVd - LOL@ Mad
Jaxx - make it 16 hours Wolf. Then you can sell fitness stuff on infomercals :-)
NVd - That looks like Patsy Cline
Andrulla - Maybe we do a chat show Diana.. we can invite the site members for audience, and the opposition will have no chance.
Wolf - I would subscribe
BA! - That's true Andrulla. Just goes to show how moronic the public is........hmm! maybe cow chip throwing is popular after all
Andrulla - see ya fist
Diana the Valkyrie - No controversy = no ratings :-)
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, a Valkyrie TV company isn't as impossible as you think it is.
Andrulla - Unless the subject is SEX....
MadScientist - Well, I would be interested in a documentary.
NVd - "cross country, long distance skipping"......George Carlin
Jaxx - if you do a documentary MS, you have to show the WHOLE thing. the good and the bad
Wolf - I know....all the digital cable stations and satelites...it's possible...how many members do you have Diana?
Andrulla - You could do one of those sex programs.. ha, ha. like the ones for Ibiza uncovered, except you call it Amazons uncovered... Maybe Denise Masino could be on it..
MadScientist - Yep! The good, the bad, and the ugly
Diana the Valkyrie - I wouldn't use cable. I'd do it over te internet
Clepsydra - Cheerio, BA!, come back soon.
BA! - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 4:58pm)
* NVd would be sure to wear chain mail and armour if Andrulla's idea ever comes into fruition
MadScientist - Yeah thats a good idea Andrulla
Andrulla - Won't be TV then ?
Jaxx - how about "Female bodybuilders and the men who can't have them"
BA - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 4:58pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, BA, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Wolf - the connection speeds are getting there....adsl is fast
Diana the Valkyrie - Using the same technology that the porn sites use for live sex shows. Same technology, different subject.
PAN - Nickname change, NVd is now known as PAN
MadScientist - Yeah thats good Jaxx
Andrulla - We could have a pit, and any naughty boys will get put in it, and wrestled down in Mud...
MadScientist - Maybe it would work, if the center of attention were the MEN!
MadScientist - Not male bb's just average guys who come to this site.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 5:00pm
Andrulla - Live posing shows? but then how does it get to the TV?
MadScientist - Let the schmoes explain their obssessions with dominitrices, etc
Diana the Valkyrie - Not onto a TV, Andrulla. Onto a computer monitor.
MadScientist - Then, show some of the women they pay good money to have sessions with.
MadScientist - then show what may happen at an actual session.
Jaxx - that would be any FBB you can name MS :-)
Andrulla - So then, later we get a TV station..
Wolf - I'm sure you could do it like www.landofvenus.com
MadScientist - But remember, the story is about schmoes not about fbbs.
Wolf - and Diana would have an endless supply of reports for the contests
Andrulla - Will be alot of work..
Jaxx - I don't think you can do that for more than 12 hours a day
NVd - Scmoes can be vociferous, Jaxx, persisant if nothing else
Andrulla - Some of the stuff could be pre-recorded..
MadScientist - I guess a cam camera of one of the sessions.
Andrulla - Oh, your not wrong PAN.. There were a couple at the Jnatana, that would win medals for their persistence.
MadScientist - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/k/katharina/katha008.jpg
BA - LOL, Andrulla. Yes, I do remember that!!!!
NVd - well, Andrulla, you are a rare breed. I's not like there are other fish in this sea
Jaxx - That reminds me. Has anyone seen the new pics of Stephaine Starr??? Isn't she beautiful????
Wolf - not the way technology is changing...your biggest hurdle would be the connection speeds
NVd - no Jaxx, link one, will ya?
Andrulla - Off course BA.. how about that women.. when we were sat in the Lobby..
BA - She was too funny, Andrulla. She was absolutely starstruck. I thought she was on the verge of a heart attack
NVd - a female schmoo?
Andrulla - Yep, I think so PAN..
Andrulla - She was sat behind me at Pre-judging. I feel I was being followed..
Wolf - a stalker
Pan - that's great, bet there are a few who frequent this place
Jaxx - http://www.fitladies.com/sstarr/Stephanie_Starr_0799_02.JPG
BA - She was some woman was practically hyperventillating upon meeting Andrulla
MadScientist - Nice! Any more pics of her?
Andrulla - BA isn't wrong..
Andrulla - I rarely get approached by females,.
Pan - NICE Jaxx!
Jaxx - link/ http://www.fitladies.com/sstarr/Stephanie_Starr_0799_01.JPG
MadScientist - http://www.fitladies.com/sstarr/Stephanie_Starr_0799_06.JPG
BA - We just kind of sat there with our mouths open, but Andrulla was sooo! cool about it. She really made that girls day
Jaxx - http://www.fitladies.com/sstarr/Stephanie_Starr_0799_01.JPG
Jaxx - She has some mean calves
Wolf - very nice Jaxx
Jaxx - Yes she is Wolf
Andrulla - BA, who was you dinning with, when I saw you in the restaurant?
Pan - Andrulla, did she seem to share the same motivations of a regular schoo?
Wolf - I think Andrulla looks better....but she is beautiful
BA - That was Remi, Andrulla
* Pan gives BA a big hand!
Jaxx - You met Remi BA???? She has come in here from time to time
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 5:15pm
Andrulla - She asked for a photo with me.. Usually the male will ask for me to flex for a picture, rather than be photographed with me.
BA - Yes Jaxx, she's really nice
Pan - women are always the subtle ones
MadScientist - Tre usually poses WITH the women
Andrulla - Yes, i met Remi briefly.
* BA suddenly feels ashamed to have asked Andrulla to flex for a pic :-(....haha!!
Jaxx - http://www.fitladies.com/sstarr/Stephanie_Starr_0799_07.JPG
* Pan would like the women to.....forget that
Andrulla - I don't recall you did... BA
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Wolf
Jaxx - I used to like to take pics of the women. But only by themselves
MadScientist - Well, got some squats to do this evening.
Pan - gotta run....
BA - On the way to Pre judging with Gene in the parking lot
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Pan, come back soon.
Pan - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 5:18pm)
MadScientist - Going for a one rep max, somewhere around 465 lbs
BA - happy squatting, Mad
MadScientist - Wish me luck Andrulla
MadScientist - See ya pan
Andrulla - good weight MS..
Wolf - see ya MS
Andrulla - I must squat tomorrow..
MadScientist - Odd, all the guys say that too. Do you train with men very often?
Andrulla - My upper body sproats muscle easily, the legs need to be thrashed..
MadScientist - I mean statistically, more men lift heavy weights than women, so you would find it easier to find partners.
Jaxx - I have that same problem Ms. Andrulla. I have not seen any gains in months
Andrulla - I train myself at present. Lately have been training with a girl (Priscilla 18 yrs- very keen) I train with guys sometimes.
MadScientist - Judges often go for the big upper bod look. Your biceps are noticeabley large, even on the same stage with all the other beef cakes.
MadScientist - I train by myself too.
MadScientist - How strong is Pricscilla?
Andrulla - Yes MS. I train legs, and grow bigger arms..
Andrulla - She can squat with 20kilo each side of olympic bar
BA - Guys, you have to see Andrulla in person............very impressive!!!!!!!!
MadScientist - S0 thats like 135 lbs or so
BA - Loved the shoes too
Andrulla - I have sevaral weird boots, ..
MadScientist - I rarely even see that in my gym. But I have seen up to 315 on the squats (with plenty of help from a spotter)
MadScientist - Anyhow, really do haff ta run.
MadScientist - Bye folks
Andrulla - No help. Spotter is just for emergency.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 5:25pm)
Andrulla - bye, have a good session.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 5:25pm)
BA - Andrulla, saw Charles at a show last weekend scouting talent........doing what he does best :-)
Andrulla - Which show?
Wolf - What is the top prize money in the Ms.O this year?
BA - The Team Universe in NY. NPC show.
Andrulla - I think the prize money is still un-announced..
Wolf - that's not good
Andrulla - Oh, yes. I heard of that one.. Was Vonda there?
Andrulla - It is dependant on sponcors. If the promoter doesn't get enogh support, plus tickets sales, our prize goes down.
BA - Yes she was, but she came very close to the end. Didn't really get to speak to her.
Andrulla - I must give her a call.. I had a good time hanging out with her, and spent a day at the gym she trains at, met her trainer too.
Clepsydra - Time for a change 5:29pm
BA - Yes, she's nice.....a bit quiet though!
Wolf - tell me this....why doesn't "Muscle and Fitness" mag throw in more prize money...I mean they have been in publication for I don't know how many years..they have to make major money or they would go out of business
Andrulla - When is Sheilas show?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 5:30pm
Jaxx - Aug 28 Ms. Andrulla
BA - August 27th and 28th
Andrulla - well, wieders owns the mags, but they don't seem to support the show with any finance.
Jaxx - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 5:30pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Jaxx, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Andrulla - Wow, I did nopt realise so soon...
Wolf - The never have...even though the fans are the one's who made them
Jaxx - "Weider: Trainer of champs and pocketer of money for over 60 years"
Wolf - Your right Jaxx
Andrulla - If enough bbs clubed together and we formed a union, this kinda shit would be stopped.
Wolf - I wish we could hurt his deep pockets
Jaxx - I tried to put that idea out on the AAWA ms. Andrulla but no one heard me
Warrior - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 5:33pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Warrior, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Up the Irons
Diana the Valkyrie - The BBSes are the exploited proletariat
Warrior - Hello
Wolf - Your prize money should atleast be in the $250,000 range for top position
Diana the Valkyrie - Before you can unionise, you have to agitprop
BA - Hi, Warrior
Andrulla - I don't begrudge anyone a living. He did have a good idea at the time, and used to support the sport heavily in the past when it was growing,..
Wolf - and more Pro Shows...hell...if they would just advertise that might help ticket sales
Diana the Valkyrie - The bosses will lock-out any ringleaders
Warrior - Diana, there is a severe IT labor shortage here. Yes, PC Programmers are making that much
BA - You're right about the advertising, Wolf
Diana the Valkyrie - $60,000 per year?
Andrulla - No good going to fans, and schmoos Jaxx, you need to convince the bbs themselves.
Andrulla - whats agitprop?
Warrior - Yes. 60k a year is the ceiling that I've heard
Diana the Valkyrie - The BBS are fragmented, and not politically conscious
Diana the Valkyrie - Agitprop, agitation and propaganda. It's the standard marxist route to revolution
Wolf - The advertisement is the key to ticket sales
Andrulla - The way to do it is to have a non-competitor as the union leader.. that way no individual is picked on
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you read "Animal Farm"?
Jaxx - that is no better Ms. Andrulla. I can't go to the women and tell them b/c they think guys that like FBB are werid or something and I don't think the men care one way or another
Andrulla - No Diana.
Jaxx - I have Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - It would need an ex-competitor that the FBBs respect.
Andrulla - It would need to be done on a large scale Jaxx, not just talk, ..
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Warrior
Diana the Valkyrie - And I seriously doubt if unionising would work.
Andrulla - I would be happy to oblige, but not yet ready to retire..
Diana the Valkyrie - What might work, is competition. If there was another bodybuilding federation
Diana the Valkyrie - So that the IFBB/NPC axis didn't have all the market
Warrior - Anyways, I'm just a fool, so the ceiling does not matter. I will be making the bare minimum, so all other related discussion is irrelevant
Andrulla - Oh, there are lots of those Diana.. same shit, another fed basically.
Jaxx - You are right Ms. Andrulla. But I think as long as the bb world excludes normal people, it won't get any better
Andrulla - Hello warrior
Clepsydra - Warrior, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Clepsydra - Warrior, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Andrulla - There are alot of inteligent bbbs, out there, if they decided to unite, they would be an awesome force..
Warrior - I did find my discussion with -jabber very interesting. From his perspective, everyone who agrees with him is brilliant...until they stop sharing his opinions
Andrulla - I recently spoke to a friend and compettior. Natalia Murnokovene. She has just had a baby..
Jaxx - It's too bad they don't do that Ms. Andrulla but since most bb are in it for themselves, they won't be able to do that
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Warrior
Jaxx - Cool Ms. Andrulla. Iwas wondering waht happened to her
Jaxx - Was it a boy or girl???
Warrior - She had some unreal legs on her
Andrulla - Not sure she will compete more in bb.. she got so disolutioned regards the bb scene. She met Mr.Weider after placing 3rd in Ms.O twice, and was shocked he didn't know who she was.
BA - Whew! had to go shave. What did I miss?
Andrulla - She sent me a leg pic of her to inspire me for my contest prep..
Warrior - A patch of fuzz just under your lower lip, BA
Andrulla - just a probable revolution BA..
BA - Wow, that's amazing Andrulla. I wonder how he could not know thw name and face of a competitor who places third in the Ms O
Diana the Valkyrie - She thought Weider was interested in FBB?
Andrulla - A boy, he is two months now.. and she tells me he's big an growing fast.
Jaxx - can you image being a baby and having the muscles of a FBB pushing you out??? YOU ARE COMING OUT!!!!!! :-)
BA - False alarm WP, just a catapillar
Warrior - Here's a hint, BA; Joe Weider is a rather old fellow. Sometimes, as folks grow older, the memory slips.
Andrulla - She thought he might have given her a contract. In her country its tough, she is poor, doesn't work, and can not afford to eat right..
BA - Is that so WP........have we met before? hehe!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - I would seriously doubt if Joe Weider would know what country she comes from.
Andrulla - Not from what i could see Warrior. when I net him he seemed to have all his scruples..
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Warrior
Andrulla - I will try to go and visit her sometime after my contest..
Jaxx - It's a wonder the US goverment does not go after Weider for having a monopoly
Warrior - I fear that some folks forget that one cannot really make a living at bodybuilding, so the real poit is to achieve your own goals. To hell with the rest. She should do it for herself and forget Joe Weider
Warrior - But the IFBB does not have a monopoly. Also, the Gov only does that when said monopoly is crushing smaller companies' opportunities.
Andrulla - Yes, sure warrior, but the mags use the top bbs pics, so surely they should pay to use these people..
Warrior - As I recall, the whole Microsoft deal was based on a move Microsoft wanted to make to require folks to use their ISP
BA - Yes WP, but when someone like Weider doesn't know the names of some of the poeple in his own show, it makes it somewhat difficult to achieve some of those goals
Jaxx - Everyone who goes into the sport seems to want to be the next Arnold or Cindy Crawford. they don't seem to care about the sport they are involed in
herHUGEness - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 5:50pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, herHUGEness, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Huger and huger every day
BA - hH, how are ya?
Andrulla - Kim C never got a contract til she won the Ms.I twice, .. then she had to ask for it..
herHUGEness - Colour changed
herHUGEness - Hiya, BA! great thanks... Hi Diana and Andrulla and gents!
Warrior - If you want to argue about the politics within bodybuilding, you can also add any other sport where the athletes are scored by judges. It's nothing new and it's unlikely to change. I say, live with it and move on
Andrulla - Vickie Gates has been given a contract, but thats because Big Ronnie, put that forward as part of the deal of him taking a contract.
Warrior - Hello, hH
King - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 5:52pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, King, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Your KingShip
Andrulla - Hello Huge
Warrior - Hello, King
Andrulla - Hey king..
King - Hi folks!!! And hi to Queen of Power...
Jaxx - Colour changed
King - HUGE!!! I like it!!!
herHUGEness - :o) thanks, King! nice to meet ya!
King - Today something terrible happend to me!!!
Andrulla - Whats up king?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, King.
King - Hi kgb and hi to Diana!!!
herHUGEness - :o( I'm sorry, King. Would you like to tell us?
Warrior - The environment exists, whether it be fair or not. It is the decision of the athlete whether or not to subject themselves to the elements within the environment. It's like going outside on a rainy day. You can choose not to, but it makes little sense to get upset if you go out and get wet.
Warrior - Diana, my PMs, please
King - I pulled my "fuckin" left trapezius!!! Shit happen...
Jaxx - OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!@ King
herHUGEness - sounds simple WP... but in some of us there's a short-wire that makes us go for it anyway....
Warrior - I guess your left trapezius will have to stop "fuckin"
King - But I am allright now... I have a friend chyropractic, who install me back...
herHUGEness - Oh, dear King! oh good!
Andrulla - Just like a machine that broke, he fixed you..
* herHUGEness is a HUGE fan of chriopractic care~~~
King - It happend 2 hours before and I immediately called him... thanks god that I have him...
herHUGEness - yikes...chiropractic even...
Warrior - "Chriopractic care?" Is that where they freeze you?
Andrulla - I went for a massage a couple weeks back, my muscles were tight like rocks, that poor lady really had to work that day.
Clepsydra - Warrior, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
King - Yes... hi fixed me... it hurted like HELL!!!
herHUGEness - How long has he recommended that you lay off, King?
Andrulla - Well, take it easy a few days King..
Clepsydra - Warrior, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
* Warrior smiles at Diana
BA - Made her earn her money, huh Andrulla?
herHUGEness - oh yes, Andrulla, i have worked as a masseuse. People often ask if fat people are difficult to work on....
King - Same here... he is small man from Siria... and he walked allover me... and gave me some kind of electro stimulations... and bit the hell out of me...
herHUGEness - but the muscly ones are the ones that wear you out for sure!
Warrior - OK, Diana. You know where to find me if you change your mind.
King - Queen... I can train legs :)
Andrulla - She used her hands, elbows, and when i said harder, she used her feet..
Warrior - If a man ever bit me, I'd knock out his teeth
herHUGEness - A good leg workout makes everything grow!
BA - LOL, Andrulla
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Dog Watch 6:00pm
Andrulla - brb
King - Hugeness... he recommend me two days... he is really a pro!!! but if I douldn't visit him 20 min after I pull it, I couldn't train for a month or two he said...
herHUGEness - muscles that are used to the kind of abuse a BB gives them... they need so much more pressure.. it is a lot of work!
herHUGEness - it is great to have someone like that to keep an eye on you, King. It's so hard to stay out of the gym, but easy to make things worse if you go back too soon
King - Yes... we both sweatted allover...
Denny K - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:01pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Denny K, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Denny K - Huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XXXXXXXXXXXX
Warrior - Hey, DK
herHUGEness - *HUGEsmooch* DK! How are ya, my friend?
King - Before 1 hour I couldn't move my neck and now it is okay... mirracle!!!
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 6:02pm
King - Hi Denny...
Andrulla - Hello DK
Denny K - Hello goddess Andrulla!!!! Hello Queen!!!!!!!! Hello All!!!!!!!!
Warrior - Returning from the dead is a miracle.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Wolf, come back soon.
Wolf - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:02pm)
Denny K - King: have we met before?
BA - Headin' out for some drinks folks..............have a good one!!!
King - I don't know... maybe...
Warrior - Cya, Mister Tea
Denny K - Huge: Between work and music, it's kicking my ass!!!!
Denny K - King: M or F?
herHUGEness - see ya, BA!
King - bodybuilder :)
Denny K - bye: BA!
King - Male...
Esteban - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:04pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Esteban, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Denny K - Thought you were related to Kim.
King - hi Esteban...
Warrior - Yo, E
Clepsydra - Cheerio, BA, come back soon.
BA - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:05pm)
Esteban - Hi to everyone
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Jaxx, come back soon.
Jaxx - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:05pm)
Denny K - Hey: E!
Warrior - It's a wierd lot in here.
King - Related to Kim???
Denny K - Andrulla: congrats on you Olympia finish, but I believe they should have placed you higher!!!!
King - Denny... explanation please...
Andrulla - Hello estaban
Warrior - Kim King; a fbb from the late 80's early 90's.
Denny K - Kim King fbb
Andrulla - I hope they make up for it year
herHUGEness - King... there is a femBB here in the states named Kim King... outrageous leg development... think that's who he was refering to.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, he's the King of Ruritania
King - Ruriwhat???
Esteban - Andrulla when are you coming to visit sunny Miami
Andrulla - He's also the "Burger king"
herHUGEness - Hiya, Esteban. Think this is the first I've met you :o)
herHUGEness - Is that anywhere near Translyvania?
herHUGEness - LOL @ Andrulla
Diana the Valkyrie - Just to the right of there
Andrulla - Or even "Duck King Lo"
King - And the King of R'N'R :)
Diana the Valkyrie - Close by Monrovia
Andrulla - The only sunny i will visit for now is the tanning booth..
herHUGEness - aahhhhhh... I hear they are to have a great view of the eclipse in that area ;o)
King - And "DieYoung King" :)
Warrior - It seems unbelievable, but there are part of Europe that still believe in vampires and take measures to prevent the dead from rising
herHUGEness - oh THAT king... thank you...thank you very much!
Esteban - Hugeness we have met before, but a while ago
Diana the Valkyrie - It seems unbelievable, but there are parts of the USA that voted for Richard Nixon
King - Diana... where is Monrovia???
Andrulla - Yes, thats the retsuarant not to eat at eh.. The only damn place open late in Dusseldorf that night. called Di Young Chinese .
Diana the Valkyrie - Duck Soup
herHUGEness - sorry, Esteban.... living with children has shortened my memory span.... ;o)
herHUGEness - LOL @ DtV!
Diana the Valkyrie - The country they came from was Monrovia
Warrior - I wasn't of voting age at that time
Andrulla - Yes, all the mad sun nutts will be piling down the motorways tomorrow.. to watch the sun dot ..
King - And the people there said that their food is not fatty, Queen!!!
Warrior - I'm gonna get some food. BRB
herHUGEness - Funny how excited people get about that, Andrulla
Andrulla - So long as you ring it out, its not fatty..
King - Queen... did U thought of that we better go on Pumpstation for some icecream instead of in that Chinese???
herHUGEness - see ya later, WP!
Andrulla - I had both, icecream and greasy chinese..
King - Queen... So long as you ring it out, its not fatty... what did U ment with this one?
Andrulla - Now though i visit the treadmill to pay for my sins...
King - Sorry... I think of a lot of icecream...
Andrulla - Squeeze it King.. squeeze the oil out.
herHUGEness - LOL I have clients whose whole intention in lifting weights is to be able to eat!!! something to be said for that I guess ;o)
King - From "diving chips"???
Andrulla - Only Icecream for me is ice blocks..in my water.
Andrulla - You got good memory King. I am suffering, cause i remember the taste of good duck..
King - The same here... only ice for me is rapper Ice-T in my casette player :)
* Diana the Valkyrie had duck today
Andrulla - Aramatic, and Crispy?
King - And pancakes with Duck and a little plum...
herHUGEness - Yikes! Those valkyries can be truly brutal!
King - Queen... lets go on the real grounds... is Ian prepared U Chickeen and brocoli yet???
Andrulla - Cuecumbers, and onion strips.
sub - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:21pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, sub, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.
* herHUGEness wonders why her stomach is starting to rumble....
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, sub!
Andrulla - I have just a protein shake left to drink before sleeping..
King - Onion strips??? Ha, no kissing tonight :)
sub - hello andrulla
King - Sub!!!
Andrulla - Hi sub
Andrulla - I must say goodnight..
King - Me too...
Andrulla - bye everyone
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Andrulla, come back soon.
Andrulla - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:23pm)
Clepsydra - ttfn, IronGoddess
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, Andrulla
sub - hi diana nice to meet you
King - my trapezius start to screaming again!!!
herHUGEness - Bye Andrulla and King!
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah - this is a different person, not the old sub
herHUGEness - sleep with an ice bag, King... not what you're used to for sure ;o) but might help the muscle a bit...
Esteban - Goodbye everyone take care
Diana the Valkyrie - Could you choose a new name, sub, that one's already in use by a regular chatter
King - Okay nice folks... Cya in bout 2 weeks... I am going to wacations :)
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Esteban, come back soon.
Esteban - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:24pm)
herHUGEness - bye, Esteban
King - Hugeness... The little man told me that I must give something warm on it...
sub - ok
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sub, come back soon.
sub - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:25pm)
Clepsydra - The subdolous insubstantial sub is now subduced.
herHUGEness - better listen to him then, King :o) Happy healing~~~
King - give should be put, ha?
King - My bad English again :)
Denny K - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:26pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Denny K, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
herHUGEness - yes, but we understood well enough, King
King - Okay... ttfn...
Denny K - I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Denny K - Damn phone!
herHUGEness - Welcome back, Musicman... so life is keeping you pretty busy, eh?
Denny K - Huge: meet Athena yet?
Denny K - Around Sunday night I hate music!!!
herHUGEness - no...haven't really even chatted much. Tex has broken his leg, so perhaps she'll wait a bit to come out to visit her mom.
Denny K - Huge: gettin' bigger?
herHUGEness - Sure looks like it to me... funny thing...taking that week off was just what I needed I guess
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 6:30pm
Denny K - Queen of the V, how was vacation???????
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine thank you
Denny K - Huge: I tell you I met Gomez?
* herHUGEness is such a muscle head she pictured a lat spread when you said that, DK...
Denny K - Queen: where did you go?
Diana the Valkyrie - Cruising on the Med
Warrior - Why is it that no one laughs at my jokes? They are damn funny! I can't stop giggling over the last one I made
Denny K - Queen: visit lake Como?
herHUGEness - yes DK... fun to get the roomies together... wish I could meet more myself
herHUGEness - chalk it up to individual taste, WP...
Diana the Valkyrie - No, just round the Med
Denny K - You guys see Envall in the WPW mag? UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!
bostiklover - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:33pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, bostiklover, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
herHUGEness - Oh, man, Diana... hope that was even half as wonderful as it sounds~~~~~
Warrior - yo, bosty
bostiklover - hi people! im thomas from germany! 1 time in this room!
Clepsydra - When it's time to meet the maker 6:33pm
Denny K - Queen: any BB's on the ship?
Warrior - Well, it's just sick NOT to laugh at my jokes.
Denny K - Hey B! welcome.
herHUGEness - Hiya, bostiklover. Willkommen!
bostiklover - anyone outthere who always find theresa very sexy?
Warrior - Guten tag, Thomas. Wie gehts?
Diana the Valkyrie - There will be a big meet-up at the WSE, hH
Denny K - You mean T. Bostik? The girl that can press a 255 pound man overhead!!!!! LOL!!!!
bostiklover - danke warrior! bist du auch aus deutschland
Warrior - Her name 's "Th-resa." She has her charms.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, it's very nice hH. Lots of things to do, if you understand me
bostiklover - i mean thereasa bostik! YES!
* herHUGEness sighs heavily....
Warrior - Nein. Ich bin Amerikan
Denny K - Queen: are you coming to the WSE?
PJ - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:36pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, PJ, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Diana the Valkyrie - Welcome, bostikl
herHUGEness - I do indeed, my queen.
Milo - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:36pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Milo, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
bostiklover - bin uaf der suche nach guten bostikpics! hast du welche
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Denny, but I'll be sending some people I think
herHUGEness - Hiya PJ! :o)
PJ - Hi Diana!!
bostiklover - anyone like to trade bostikpics?
herHUGEness - Hey, Milo...HUGE to see you again :o)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Milo, Hi PJ
Denny K - Queen: do you think woman have met their Max Potential as far as size and strength??????? How big can people get?????????
Warrior - Ja, ich habe ein und sechszehn guten bostickpics
bostiklover - sag mir doch deine emailadresse dann können wir tauschen!
Milo - Howdy Diana and HerHugeNess
Warrior - Wie sagt man "website" auf Deutsch?
bostiklover - man sagt Internetseite! warum?
herHUGEness - what you typed looks good to me, WP ;o)
Warrior - Bill Dobbins' Internetseite hat viele neue Bostickpics
bostiklover - noch da Warrior?
panther - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:41pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, panther, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
panther - Colour changed
* herHUGEness has not been able to stop thinking about food since the IronGoddess led us in a discussion of fatty chinese food and ice cream...
panther - Hey all
bostiklover - ich weiss! aber benötigt eine Kreditkarte! die habe ich nicht!
bostiklover - die samples habe ich mier schon angesehen!
PJ - FBB's are no where near their potential Denny
herHUGEness - Hiya panther
bostiklover - hast du einen account für bill dobbins?
Clepsydra - Denny K, you have a new Private message from PJ
* panther frets at PJ's thought
* herHUGEness heartily agrees with PJ... neither the naturals nor the not so's
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Milo, come back soon.
Milo - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:43pm)
panther - Ms. HUGE, hello there
Warrior - Ja.
Denny K - Well time to pick up the tenor and clarinet and go to work. Later all!
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 6:44pm
bostiklover - wie wärs mit einem tausch? was willst du von mir , wenn du mir deinen paasword sagst?
herHUGEness - Good to see you, DK... tell FG hi for me please...
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Denny
panther - happy days, DK
Clepsydra - PJ, you have a new Private message from Denny K
* herHUGEness has a notoriously short attention span.....
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Denny K, come back soon.
Denny K - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:45pm)
panther - Diana, going for a 24hr stretch today?
herHUGEness - :o) Have we met, panther?
Diana the Valkyrie - :-)
sub 2 - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:46pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, sub 2, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, it isn't a short day today
sub 2 - hello i'm baaack
panther - of course, Ms. Huge, Pan here
Warrior - siebendreizweisiebennulleinseins
bostiklover - noch da WARRIOR?
herHUGEness - God bless you, WP!
Warrior - Ja.
bostiklover - und das stimmt?
sub 2 - clepsydra what a beatiful name
Warrior - Why do you say that, hH?
herHUGEness - forgive me for not recognizing you... I like this colour HUGELY on you, BTW....
panther - Hello subGenius
Clepsydra - Thank you
bostiklover - hast du auch account für "WPW"?
herHUGEness - just imagining the pronunciation of that Supercalifragilistic word you just typed, WP...
Diana the Valkyrie - I think she meant "Gezundheit"
sub 2 - hello panther who are u
panther - Thanks, HHN
panther - Praise Bob, sub
herHUGEness - of course, DtV...many thanks!
Warrior - Nicht sagst du zu andere Menschen
Warrior - That was actually seven words typed without spaces, hH
sub 2 - nice to meet u but it's a woman name bob?????
Diana the Valkyrie - 71237011
bostiklover - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:50pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, bostiklover, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Diana the Valkyrie - Oops, I mean 7237011
Warrior - 7327011, actually
bostiklover - kannst du mir das password nochmal sagen?
panther - sub 2 seems to not be sub, nice to meet you as well
herHUGEness - LOL
sub 2 - can u translate me bostlicklover whath you tell about ......WPW
Warrior - Du spinnst! I habe!
Warrior - I guess I am not as moralistic as I thought, Diana. Time for me to climb down from my ivory tower
Diana the Valkyrie - I didn't have you on one, actually
Warrior - Ah, but I thought I was on one.
Diana the Valkyrie - Anyway, I think you meant "pedestal"
Warrior - I'm just a very confused little boy
Diana the Valkyrie - Ivory towers are what academics inhabit
TomNine - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:53pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
TomNine - Hello!
panther - Hi T9
Warrior - I can choose my own metaphors and similes, thanx. It suited my ideas and still does
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, T9
Warrior - TomCat!
herHUGEness - :o) Hiya, Tom!
Warrior - I was quite a little thief when I was younger. I suppose my larcenous habits die hard
TomNine - Rob, you can climb down any kind of tower you want.
Warrior - Worry not, though. I'll never steal from a friend.
herHUGEness - Time to go feed the starving progeny, I'm afraid.... Good to see you all...
* Warrior gives Diana a hug
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, you must be a Christian then.
Warrior - progeny? Isn't that an ISP?
TomNine - Chat with you later, Huge One.
Warrior - Diana, you know what I am. You need not ask to further your point.
herHUGEness - Hope so, T9...be good ;o)
panther - Bye Ms. Hugeness
herHUGEness - bye~~~
Clepsydra - Cheerio, herHUGEness, come back soon.
herHUGEness - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 6:57pm)
Clepsydra - Hug hug, Huge.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, hH
PJ - Hey I was in my gym last night and out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of a Kind of tall Skinny girl with long blond hair...........well guess who it turned out to be !!????
Diana the Valkyrie - TomNine?
Warrior - Bridgette Nielsen?
TomNine - Colour changed
Warrior - Tom is not skinny!
panther - Marylin Manson?
TomNine - My hair isn't long!
Diana the Valkyrie - Kim Chivesky?
TomNine - The Virgin Mary?
PJ - |Nope!
panther - HA!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 7:00pm
Warrior - Chizevsky, Big D
PJ - shockingly enough it was former Ms International.........Anja Schriener!!!!
sub 2 - does someone have the WPW member access
Diana the Valkyrie - Why shockingly?
* panther breaks out the voice stress test
Warrior - I do, sub. Why?
TomNine - Anja, very nice. How "skinny" are we talking about?
sub 2 - i'am interested in have it warrior
TomNine - pan, there is no reason to doubt PJ's veracity.
Warrior - Send them a check. they do great work!
PJ - well i said shockingly ....becuase If I wasnt the Female muscle affecianado that I am I would not have ever thought she was a bodybuilder at one time
Warrior - She was the second best Anja of the sport
panther - that's terrible, still beautiful I assume?
panther - Anja Langer..head & shoulders above
sub 2 - i cannot send a check cause i'am in africa and there is problems for change money
Warrior - Better write Woody and see what arrangements you can make
PJ - Well she looked to be about 100 pounds or so.......she is about 5ft 7in .....still very attractive, but her legs looked like olive oils alnog with her arms......Out of maybe the 20 random girl in the gym...she was probably the last one you would ever have guessed was once a bb!
TomNine - sub 2, where do you live? Do you have a credit card?
sub 2 - who is woody
TomNine - 100 lbs! Sounds anorexic. What was she doing in the gym?
PJ - she is shooting a TV show...I overheard her telling someone
Warrior - Woody is the fellow who runs that site. His e-mail address is posted there
sub 2 - thank you warrior
PJ - Maybe not 100lbs ....maybe 110 or so....not anorexic looking, but skinny and barely a hint of muscle shape or tone.
bud - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 7:07pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, bud, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
bud - hello diana, fellas
TomNine - bud, yo.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, bud
Warrior - Well, I'm outa here. Later, kids.
TomNine - I'll be back!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Warrior, come back soon.
Warrior - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 7:08pm)
Clepsydra - Now hear this
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 7:08pm)
Clepsydra - Off to push the prices up some more
bud - cya w
panther - Hello bud
PJ - if she was about 4 inches taller her body would be very similar to Kate Moss
gorgon - logged on.
panther - Hello gorgon
bud - are you sure about that 100 pounds, seems awfully light
gorgon - Hello
panther - terrible news, PJ, just awful
gorgon - What's the subject?
PJ - well......a funny thing happens when you stop doing steroids......................your muscle goes away........bye bye!!
panther - we are the subjects, Diana is the Queen
PJ - I guess its payback from nature
gorgon - All hail Diana!
panther - I thought they just got fat....Anja on roids?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, g
PJ - of course she was on roids
panther - are you claiming, PJ, that they're all on steroids?
gorgon - Diana, what do you think of the stuff in my gallery? Is it okay?
PJ - I will unequivically state that every Pro BB male or female over the past 10 years has done steroids!
sub 2 - can you tell me DIANA were i can found muscled exotic dancers
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, it's fine
Diana the Valkyrie - New York
gorgon - PJ- that's a bit of a sweeping statement!
panther - there are fitness girls more muscular than Anja was
PJ - I will stick by my statement.
sub 2 - were in new york
PJ - I make no judgement at all........I have no problem with someone using them......though I don myself
bud - whoa, where are all these muscled dancers in ny?
panther - PJ, since you seem to be in the know, tell us who before this decade was a user
PJ - dont
gorgon - It's a free country...
PJ - I saw Collin fischer Dance in NY last year
bud - thats one
panther - sub2, muscular strippers are all over America, you just have to look
panther - I know of at least 4 in Cleveland
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, it isn't a free country
Diana the Valkyrie - If you take drugs that are illegal, you stand a chance of getting sent to prison
* panther didn't know Collin Fischer was one of them and he smiles
gorgon - Anyone know of any good teen fbb web sites?
gorgon - Um... okay, it's a partially free country...
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.TheValkyrie.com
panther - that's right, Diana, they have to save us from ou, like good Christians dorselves
panther - ou=ourselves
panther - what a mess
* panther paints a big smile on boomer's face
bud - i havent seen a good NEW teen flex pic in quite some time
gorgon - I mean any OTHER good teen fbb sites (of course, Di's is the best)
bud - boomer is dead
* panther gives bud a big paintbrush to paint a smile on boomer's dead face
gorgon - Well-- I'm gonna vamoose and check out the message boards. Nice chatting with you all! CU!
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye
panther - bye Diana
panther - http://www.thevalkyrie.com//pics/b/biceps/bicep044.jpg
panther - hubba hubba
Clepsydra - Cheerio, PJ, come back soon.
PJ - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 7:29pm)
panther - http://www.thevalkyrie.com//pics/b/biceps/bicep361.jpg
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 7:30pm
panther - http://www.thevalkyrie.com//pics/b/biceps/bicep311.jpg
panther - http://www.thevalkyrie.com//pics/b/biceps/bicep016.jpg
panther - Oh bud, what have they done to you?
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe he's asleep?
panther - well if these don't rub him right, then he must be
panther - Di, anyone ever go longer than 24hrs in here?
Diana the Valkyrie - Do you remember the Subathon?
panther - only been here since May(Ithink)
Diana the Valkyrie - Dom told sub that he had to stay in the chatroom for 24 hours
Diana the Valkyrie - Awake
Diana the Valkyrie - So everyone called in to keep him going
Diana the Valkyrie - And he made it. So then she told him to write a sonnet
Diana the Valkyrie - But one of his pentameters had six feet
panther - ...that reminds me, have to renew soon....do you send a notice?
Diana the Valkyrie - Then there was the great Winsock Vigil
panther - Dom, not familiar with her, sounds like a demanding woman!
TomNine - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 7:39pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
Diana the Valkyrie - I renew your memberip automatically each month until you cancel, it did explain that on the membership page
TomNine - Hello again.
Diana the Valkyrie - Dom turned out to be a bit of a bitch
panther - Heya Tom
TomNine - DOM turned out to be Scooby. I didn't know that until long after the Subathon.
panther - even Andre Breton couldn't write after 24hrs!
panther - the things you learn in here!
Diana the Valkyrie - I just said that, didn't I?
Diana the Valkyrie - I didn't know either, that was before I put on identity tagging
panther - LOL@DtV
TomNine - Scooby = Son of a bitch!
panther - don't know him well enough to make that judgment, I know that he likes stockings
TomNine - Scooby also likes strawberries.
panther - thougt I signed up for 3 months only, (abuse taking toll), that's fine, didn't plan on leaving this site....not until Fbb is dead
panther - in other words, not until Diana has had enough
panther - strawberries, as in crack?
Diana the Valkyrie - That wasn't in your membership application comment, and I haven't had an email from you saying that
Diana the Valkyrie - As in fruit
TomNine - I never heard crack called strawberries, no.
Diana the Valkyrie - As in murder weapon
Diana the Valkyrie - As in "She killed him with a strawberry"
TomNine - One of Scoobie's favorite movies scene shows a woman somehow using a strawberry to asphyxiate a guy.
panther - Tom, "strawberries", as I've come to learn, are prostitutes that trick for crack
panther - Man, just when you think your particulars are too esoteric!
panther - folks ever seen Blue Velvet?
TomNine - I guess "strawberry" sounds nicer than "crack whore."
TomNine - Blue Velvet is a favorite of mine, yes.
Diana the Valkyrie - Tom, have you heard of Helen von Mott?
panther - finally saw it on the big screen, what a difference, but that's true with most films that don't have Adam Sandler in the lead role!
TomNine - Diana, all I know about Helen is what's on wb270's site. Seems very interesting.
TomNine - I wish more theaters revived older films for the big screen, I used to love that in college.
Diana the Valkyrie - I've been emailing with her, I've known her online for a few years
panther - did you see the re-issue of Toch of Evil? what a treat.
panther - toch=touch
TomNine - Diana, why do you ask about Helen? Did you see the the post WB made on the econ board from her?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, I don't think I did. It's because she's just started to do sessions
TomNine - No, I thought about Touch of Evil but on my few forrays into the city for a movie there was always something else showing I wanted to see more.
TomNine - Diana, it would be nice if Helen would participate in the site.
panther - it was re-edited to the original specs thal Wells intended..a completely different film now
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes
panther - man, the pain killers are killing more than the pain, it seems..thal=that
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Dog Watch 8:00pm
TomNine - The last classic movie I saw in a theater was Vertigo. I had seen it before but it was fun to see it with an audience.
panther - never a dull moment in that film, gets better with more viewings
TomNine - pan, have you moved up from codeine?
Moe3563 - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 8:02pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Moe3563, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
panther - by the way have you seen these Nemesis films with Sue Price?....Tom, home grown brew, codeine sucked
panther - Hello Moe
Moe3563 - Hey Tom!
Moe3563 - Hello evryone!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Moe
TomNine - Moe, hey!
TomNine - I saw Nemesis 2 and 3. 4 seems to be better, haven't seen it yet.
panther - missing a few frames here and there, but codeine just makes me unconscious
Moe3563 - Made it back from Vegas in one piece..
panther - is she the star, does she get some good exposure?
TomNine - Have fun with Gabriele, Moe?
Moe3563 - As always...we had lots of fun.
TomNine - pan, Sue is clearly the star and looks great. But there's no story and she can't really act, it actually gets boring to watch her. Especially in 2.
* panther thinks that it better be pretty bad if watching Sue gets boring
TomNine - I hear that in N4 she's either topless or nude through the whole thing and she kills a few guys by squeezing them to death during sex.
panther - YAAAAAAAHOOOOOO!!!!!
panther - suddenly, I have the urge to rent terrible movies
TomNine - Moe, what else do you do in Vegas besides meet with Gabriele?
TomNine - If only they would get David Lynch to direst Nemesis 5.
Moe3563 - Wandered up & down the strip, saw all the sights. I'm not much of a gambler, so I just wanted to see what was there.
panther - Nemesis 5, Sue vs. Frank Boothe
Moe3563 - The best thing was that I got to hang around w/Gabby outside of the session, that made the whole trip worthwhile!
TomNine - I don't gamble, but I am a fan of the great Vegas all-you-can-eat buffets!
* Sue slaps Frank Boothe around a bit with a kipper
TomNine - I've heard lots of great things about Gabby, but the way she treats her clients like friends is the best thing.
Panther - who is Gabby?
TomNine - Gabriele Hames.
Panther - rings a bell, but that's all
Moe3563 - Believe it or not, we're actually becoming real friends, she told me she doesn't even thiink of me as a client anymore. We've been calling each other just to chat 'n stuff.
TomNine - She's a wrestler, lives in Vegas but is from Germany (I think). six-feet tall, supermodel good looks, great grappler.
Panther - Geez Moe, talk about your best case scenarios
Moe3563 - Yup...she's from Germany originally, but has been in the US for a while.
TomNine - Moe, you live in Denver or am I thinking of someone else?
Moe3563 - Nope...Providence
Panther - she have links to speak of?
TomNine - Moe, have you met her kid? That would be the test!
TomNine - Oops, I always misplace you. Sorry.
Peter - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 8:20pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Peter , welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Panther - you went from A---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to B, just to see this woman?
Peter - Hello Clepsydra and Diana the Valkyrie and Moe3563 and Panther and TomNine
TomNine - Peter, good evening.
Panther - Hello Peter
Peter - Colour changed
Moe3563 - Not yet...we're just becoming friends now, besides, she's married (imagine the saddest face ever!)
Peter - Tom It is night here 2.20 am !
TomNine - Gabby has a gallery, I think. Iron Belles page, I don't know what else.
* Panther puts on his shades for Peter
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Peter
TomNine - Sorry Peter, Good morning!
* Peter has one week vacation right now :-)
Moe3563 - Yup...well worth the trouble...
Moe3563 - She has a web site in the works...
TomNine - I didn't know she was married, I assumed she was divorced for some reason.
Peter - ´Tom we have some kind of carneval week here right now so I go up late and go to bed late :-)
TomNine - Peter, I hope you won't spend your whole vacation chatting here. Only somebody like me would do that.
Panther - Is the US the only damn country that doesn't have carnival?
Diana the Valkyrie - We have one
Panther - seems everyone but China has one, damnit
TomNine - US carnivals aren't the same as carnival, unfortunately.
Peter - No way Tom I have my cousin from Gothenburg that visit us this week so he will take me to all the "water" holes that are open and after that I will go here if I have the strengt left
Panther - no, at US carnivals you get to hand tickets to toothless women with beards
Panther - and eat soybean hamburgers
Peter - Panther our started only 15 years ago and it is not a normal carnival but they have different things every night today it was a 1/4 marathon and tomorrow it will be a bicycle race with the top riders in sweden and so on
Diana the Valkyrie - Do they do sessions?
Panther - how long does this last, Peter
Panther - LOL, sessions with a carny
TomNine - Once you've been with a bearded lady there's no going back to non-carnies.
Panther - just bring lots of soap and deodorant
Peter - Thursday will be some kind of show with various artists I only know of one group and they sing ABBA songs and do it very well , Friday will be a huge crawfish evening with a long table about 1000 persons in a row and eating at the same time
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you written that session up yet, Tom? Before you forget it...
Peter - It startde yesterday and will finish on sunday
Diana the Valkyrie - Simultaneous eating? Is that in the Olympics now?
Panther - carnies make gypsies look like statesman, Diana
TomNine - I have to get up tomorrow at 3am, so I'm gonna move on now. See you all later.
Peter - Bye Tom
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Moe3563, come back soon.
Moe3563 - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 8:29pm)
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the First Watch 8:30pm
Panther - night Tom9
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 8:30pm)
Clepsydra - Off to push the prices up some more
Peter - Panther they also have a beer tent that serve food and beers every day on the square? so allpeople have their lunches there and the ones that dont work do the same so there are people there all the time
Panther - the crawfish thing sounds surreal Peter, but I envy this..
Pan - Nickname change, Panther is now known as Pan
Peter - It is a tradition from the first year I don´t like them but many do
Peter - It is a lot of other things that happend all the time for the kids and the people that don´t like the things I told you about so ther are things for all
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 8:33pm
Pan - the closest thing we have to carnival is labor day, the day where everyone's not supposed to work, but alas..
Peter - That is bad with Sweden as we just celebrate the national day as we haven´t been in a war for a very long time which is god
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 8:34pm
Pan - the 80s have sent that way of thinking down the toilet, working every day is no big deal around here
Peter - But we have to work that day and the day after !
Peter - I ju´st work monday to friday and 1 sunday af 26 but hire another guy to do that
Pan - a country without war, to think of it.....
Peter - I am glad we have been without wars for centuries
Pan - war is for small penises
Peter - I think you are correct about that as I was very critical to some of the americans here when Nato bombed Serbia
Pan - of course, Diana may disagree with the penis remark
Peter - Now the Cosovar Albanians kill the serbs in the same area'
Peter - Will Nato start to bomb them ?
Pan - what a fucking mess! It seems the entire focus of NATO operations was skewed from the get go
Pan - land, religion...what a great reason to just go out and kill folks
Peter - I don´t know what they did think of, but the K-for soldiers have to protect the churhes now !!!!!!
Pan - this is one reason why I'm not religious, Peter
Peter - And their own lives from angry Cosovar Albanians that they saved when they did get there !
Tex - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 8:42pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Tex, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Make room, make room, it's the Big Man from Texas.
Peter - Religion starts 99% of the wars
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tex
Tex - Howdy, P-boys!
Peter - Hello Tex with the Leg
Pan - Hello lucky Tex
Tex - Hello, Diana....
* Tex is a member of the Church of the Faithfully Unsure...
Pan - Dallas, to laugh......
* Tex temporarily bows to the Brown fan in the room...
Tex - Unfortunately, I am apart from Athena tonight...so....
Peter - The thing that make me wonder is that Mr Clinton hasn´t said a word about th Albanians killing so far on tv
Clepsydra - Hillary Clinton arrives at St. Peter's gate. On the wall are giant clocks. She asks why there are clocks in eternity. She is told the clocks measure adultery and that every time someone commits adultery the clocks tick forward just a little. She asks to see her husband's clock. St. Peter says, "Because your husband was President of the United States he has the grandest clock of all, but you can't see it because God likes to keep in his room and use it as a fan."
Unlucky Tex - Nickname change, Tex is now known as Unlucky Tex
* Pan notes with much past humility that the bow is only temporary
Peter - How´s the leg Tex ?
I'm pissed @ AOL... - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 8:45pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, I'm pissed @ AOL..., welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Peter - Hello pissed
Tex - Nickname change, I'm pissed @ AOL... is now known as Tex
Pan - Tex, how can the luck change so fast? Why just yesterday....
Tex - Let's see if I can stay here...
Tex - I'm spendin' the night with my kids tonight, Pan...
Pan - Tex, come on over to mindspring, no probs here
Peter - I have allways respected Bill Clinton but I have my doubts now
Clepsydra - Why does the presidental limo have tilt steering? More head room.
Pan - how many, Tex?
Tex - Leg's comin' along, Peter...thanks for askin'...will go to the MD thursday...
Peter - We will get fiber optical cabels from the community where I live !
Tex - 2, Pan...17 & 8...
Peter - Does it hurt a lot ?
-Dr. Jab - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 8:47pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, -Dr. Jab, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Tex - Colour changed
Pan - why respect Clinton? He's just another political buffoon, as will be the next Pres.
Clepsydra - You can not only get AIDS from sex in the White House, you can also get sex from aides.
Peter - Hello ´jabber
Tex - the Dr's IN!
-Dr. Jab - Tex, is your physical therapist a muscular female?
Peter - I did like what he did before but not any more
Pan - Hello Quacky
Peter - ´jabber what´s wrong with your normal color ?
Tex - I agree, Peter...Clinton is a politician...seldom worthy of respect!!!
Clepsydra - Hillary Clinton arrives at St. Peter's gate. On the wall are giant clocks. She asks why there are clocks in eternity. She is told the clocks measure adultery and that every time someone commits adultery the clocks tick forward just a little. She asks to see her husband's clock. St. Peter says, "Because your husband was President of the United States he has the grandest clock of all, but you can't see it because God likes to keep in his room and use it as a fan."
-Dr. Jab - Hello Peter Pan, where's Tinkerbell? I want to feel her biceps?
Tex - Athena is a my physical therapist!
Pan - respect the Pres....oxymoron
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, -jabber
Tex - Any politician, Pan...
Peter - Tex he did say a lot of what the serbs did when they killed people in Kosovo but he doesn´t say a word now when it is the opposite for example 13 old farmers was killed by the albanians some week ago but not a word
Pan - Tinky's Biceps are incredibly disproportionate...5 inches!
gaily - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 8:50pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, gaily, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
gaily - hello out there!!
Peter - Jabber take it easy or ;-)
* Hi Diana, and "hello gaily"... who must've followed -Dr. Jab in...
Tex - Hello gaily...
Peter - Hello gaily
Pan - )))))))))))))))))))))))))gaily, Hello(((((((((((((((((((((((
gaily - aw... you're so sweet, Pan....
Peter - I have never seen gaily before at least I think so
Athena - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 8:52pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Athena, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, Athena
Peter - Any way I am Peter from Sweden
Pan - Hello Athena
Athena - Hey all! What's up?!
* gaily finally confesses that she read jabber's attempt at literature....
Peter - Hello legbreaker ;-)
gaily - hello, Bright -Eyed Goddess Athena
Athena - Hi Peter and Pan! LOL
Peter - Athena did you break it ? ...LOL
Athena - hello gaily!
* gaily admits that perhaps she's read way too much mythology in her lifetime!!
Tex - Soulmate!!!
Peter - gaily wher are you living ?
Athena - yep! Tex ticked me off one too many times! ROFL!
gaily - I'm in Chicago
Peter - That´s the way to handle things Athena ...LOL
* -Dr. Jab slaps gaily... around a bit with a kipper
Peter - Gaily is the heat over there for this time ?
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 8:54pm
Clepsydra rolls 38 for Peter
Athena - Soulmate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pan - What a woman, why stop there? three more limbs to choose from
-Dr. Jab - Hi Athena, haven't seen you in ages...
gaily - it was... now it's gettting hot again...:(
Tex - I always tick Athena off 'cos makin' up is so good!!!!!
Athena - you're so right Pan! LOL
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, gaily
Athena - hello jabs!
* gaily refuses to hug Dr. J .....
gaily - hello, Diana!!
Athena - be right back!
Clepsydra rolls 51 for Pan
Peter - Wevhad the same here in Sweden just a little bit colder and we have had rain for 2 days but I think it will start all over again soon
* -Dr. Jab smarts from gaily's use of the word "attempt" at literature...
Peter - Tex Athena´s brb are normally very long r am I wrong ?
Clepsydra rolls 41 for Peter
gaily - sorry, Dr. J... actually I had read it before......
Clepsydra rolls 100 for Peter
Pan - geez gaily, Pm him the critique
* Diana the Valkyrie starts digitising a bootleg video of the Jan Tana ...
Tex - You are correct, Peter...usually means tending to her daughter...
Clepsydra rolls 48 for Pan
Tex - Diana, regular deadline this month?
Peter - I have to logg off now see you all some other day
Tex - How's the quality of the vid, Diana?
* Athena is making dinner for her daughter...
gaily - oh... thats's all I'm telling him... don't worry
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, back to normal Tex. What's this month's big story?
gaily - bye, Peter!!
Pan - a good holiday, Peter
Tex - Bye Peter!
Diana the Valkyrie - Good in parts. I was shot from the audience.
Diana the Valkyrie - It
* -Dr. Jab didn't see Diana shot from the audience at the Jan Tana... must've missed that one...
Athena - bye Peter!
Pan - hey Tex, did ya haaaaave to include me in that last newsletter, not exactly a shining moment you know
Diana the Valkyrie - Poor focus, handheld camera :-(
Tex - Think I'll focus on Melissa and Giselle...hopin' to have "interviews" with them...and assorted other stuff...have to mention your vacation and PM probs too...
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the First Watch 9:00pm
Tex - Sorry Pan...
Diana the Valkyrie - PM probs now fixed
Tex - OK...
Pan - no ofense, just a bit startled is all :- )
Pan - offense, that is
Tex - Also think I have to write an editorial on FM's chatroom attorney-type cheatin'...
-Dr. Jab - PM to Tex (don't nobody else read): Gisele's name has only one "l" in it, Tex. You'll impress her if you know how to spell it...
Pan - figured that, those numbers are a bit unreal
* Tex thanks the Psuedo-Texan...:-)
* -Dr. Jab thanks Tex for not spelling Ms. Coates Malissa the way $Ed repeatedly does - ha!
Tex - /me tends to put two L's in 'cos there this phallic thing in my field of vision every time I type her name...:-0
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my fate is sealed 9:03pm
* Pan laughs hysterically and knocks Dr Jab off his chair
* -Dr. Jab wonders if Clepsy lost her sense of humor - ha!
Pan - gaily, sing for us, will you?
Tex - Diana, why doesn't Clepsy ever roll a # for good ol' Tex?
* Tex misses Athena and wonders if she got booted...
gaily - what should I sing tonight?? I'm not very good with words...
* -Dr. Jab quietly sings "This Chatroom's made for Bootin'" by Nancy Sinatra...
Tex - It's interesting how many people have asked Athena and I if she broke my leg...started with the Paramedic...then the nurse at the ER...folks at work...Hmmmm...
Pan - oh, you know, something romainian
* -Dr. Jab quietly sings "Boot Chatroom Boogie"...
* Tex BOOts jabs puns...:-)
gaily - huh??
-Dr. Jab - What exactly happened Tex? Stoop to pick up a Ray Martin tape and lose your balance? :-)
Pan - Chatanooga Chatroom?
Tex - How about Frank Zappa's "Dirty Love", gaily?
Diana the Valkyrie - Leg wrestling, I heard
Pan - LOL
* -Dr. Jab laughs hysterically at Pan... and falls off his chair...
Pan - " I want your dirty love, bring me your dirty love"
* gaily steps away from Pan....
* -Dr. Jab quietly sings "I'm in love with your boot"...
Tex - Slipped on the watered grass @ Athena's with my hands full of "doggie bags" from her birthday dinner at 3am in the morning...
Pan - you have a point there jabber, Clepsy doesn't laugh anymore
* gaily is thankful that she's barefoot!!
* -Dr. Jab quietly sings "It's so funny, we don't even laugh anymore" by Cliff Richard...
* Tex notices Diana has lost her focus on the chatroom...
Pan - LOLCliff!
* gaily wonders how Dr.J knew she was thinking about that song...
* -Dr. Jab smiles wildly at Gaily...
Tex - "Give me, your dirty love..."
* -Dr. Jab quietly sings "I'm a Dirty Jab Boy"... by Foreigner...
* gaily hums "Tainted Love".........
Tex - ..."I don't need no sweet emotion, I don't want no sweet devotion, whip me up some dragon lotion with yer Dirty Love!"...
* Pan 's working up some Mario Lanza for gaily
Tex - (wild and fast FZappa guitar solo)
* -Dr. Jab thinks Soft Cell with Marc Almond was a cool group - I have a Marc Almond solo album, gaily...
gaily - hit me with it, Pan!!! You know I want it!!;)
gaily - are you trying to impress me, Dr. J??
Tex - BRB...
Pan - again, I ask..is there not one other My Bloody Valentine fan in here?
gaily - I think the guitar solo was too much for him..........
Mike Cashew - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 9:15pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Mike Cashew, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* -Dr. Jab can't help it, he impresses all females... (shit-eating grin)...
gaily - you nut!!!!
Mike Cashew - hello
* -Dr. Jab thinks Mike Cashew can beat the shit out of Socrates in armwrestling...
Pan - Be my loooooooooooooooooove for(rolling tongue part), no one else can eeeeeeeeeeeeend this yearning!!!
* gaily snickers at Dr. J
Pan - Hello Soc
Wolf - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 9:16pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Wolf, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Pan - brb
* -Dr. Jab puts that Snickers bar that gaily offered in his mouth...
* Athena think jabs thinks he's a legend in his own mind...:)
gaily - oh, Wolfie... oh, Wolfie.....
Wolf - Yessssssss
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Wolf
* gaily totally agrees with Athena!!
-Dr. Jab - No, Athena, no more Legend. Now it's the Acura RL...
Athena - hi Wolf
* gaily rolls her eyes ...
Wolf - Hi
* -Dr. Jab notices gaily likes music humor but dislikes car humor... Hey Wolf...
Pan - Hello Wolf
Wolf - What are we chatting about?
Pan - like Seinfeld, Wolf...nothing
-Dr. Jab - We were talking about huffing and puffing and blowing little piggie houses down, Wolf - big ha!
gaily - do we ever chat about anything in here.... it's a free-for-all!!
Wolf - That's good Doc.......original....NOT
* -Dr. Jab quietly sings "It's a free-for-all" by the Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent (and notes how neatly auto and song humor ties together - thanks gaily!)...
Diana the Valkyrie - We do G&S sometimes
-Dr. Jab - G&S=glutes and serratus...
Wolf - How about B&D...Biceps and Delts
* gaily is glad someone picked up on that reference... she drove home with that cranked loud!!!!
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from -Dr. Jab
* -Dr. Jab wishes gaily would quite referring to him as "someone"; so impersonal...
Pan - yeah, just your basic chatroom where huge, muscular women appear
Clepsydra - -Dr. Jab, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Clepsydra - -Dr. Jab, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Clepsydra - -Dr. Jab, you have a new Private message from Athena
* -Dr. Jab gloats in his popularity and hopes no one notices his smug grin...
* gaily is sorry that she's not muscular...yet
Pan - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi032.jpg
Pan - one of yours, Tex
* -Dr. Jab notices all females who hang around him get muscular calves and thighs... from running away from him - big ha!
Tex - You are welcome anyway, gaily!
* Socrates laughs and laughs at Dr Jab's funny joke
* Athena is muscular and is about to put her daughter in the sleeper hold...LOL...be back in a while!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hmm, Andrulla on a horse ...
Pan - gaily, you have all the muscles that count!
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -Dr. Jab
Wolf - Tex.....who is that young lady?
Tex - I couldn't see that pic, Pan...:-(
-Dr. Jab - Wolf, that's "Lisa", Mook's significant other...
Wolf - Very lovely lady
-the answer jab - Nickname change, -Dr. Jab is now known as -the answer jab
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Athena, come back soon.
Athena - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 9:29pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, goddess of Knowledge and Defensive Warfare
Pan - just a nice bicep, Tex
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the First Watch 9:30pm
Pan - Socrates, have YOU ever heard My Bloody Valentine?
Wolf - Does she compete?
Socrates - yes pan - btw, that was Mook's girlfriend in the pic
Diana the Valkyrie - Only at leg-wrestling
Socrates - i see jabber already answered that - i was away
Pan - Oh finally, someone..
* -the answer jab thinks it's cute when DtV tries to be funny...
BootBoy - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 9:32pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, BootBoy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* Pan thinks that they had the best disc of the decade thusfar
Socrates - does Mook ever chat here?
* -the answer jab thinks BootBoy could beat the shit out of Tex at armwrestling...
Pan - Hello Tex
Socrates - i think Radiohead's "ok computer" was the best this decade that i can think of at the moment
Diana the Valkyrie - wb tex
-the answer jab - No, Soc, but I've heard Mook's slept here...
BootBoy - No, Lisa doesn't compete and Mook rarely comes here...
Pan - that's a close one, little doubt
Mr. Athena - Nickname change, BootBoy is now known as Mr. Athena
* -the answer jab sings "Boot Baby Boot Baby, there in the sand..." by???
bud - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 9:34pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, bud, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Socrates - thankyou mighty Oracle jab
bud - hello all
Mr. Athena - There isn't a best CD of this decade...
Pan - Hello budderball
gaily - this bud's for you!!
Mr. Athena - Colour changed
* -the answer jab wonders if bud will be entertaining or just tell us that Boomer's dead...
Socrates - hi budster
bud - is pan making fun of my expansive waistline
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Wolf, come back soon.
Wolf - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 9:35pm)
Pan - meaning what, Tex?
Mr. Athena - Hello, bud...
bud - i am just here to observe mr jabber
* gaily thinks that a dark cloud has settled over the room... oops, sorry bud!!
Pan - Pan can make fun, he expands himself
bud - hello tex ol buddy
Mr. Athena - Boomski!!!!!!!
Socrates - what do you mean Mr A - all CD's this decade are the worst of the decade?
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
gaily - ...just more of you to love, bud!!
Socrates - mighty -answer man, what is the best cd if the decade?
Mr. Athena - Meaning I'm too old to appreciate 90s music...Actually I'd probably pick Nirvana's first album...was that the nineties?
Pan - me also nominates Mercury Rev's last......all of their albums
gaily - age is just a state of mind........
bud - sinatra, the columbia years
Socrates - yes TEx, but i don't think "Nevermind" - not there first work
* Pan that is....
-the answer jab - Let's see, Soc, "C"arla "D"unlap was from the last decade...
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Mr. Athena
Socrates - oops - i meant - i think you mean "nevermind"
bud - whitney houston, the bodyguard album
Mr. Athena - Nevermind is what I'm referring to...
Pan - ouch, bud, that hurts
gaily - sorry... I don't do Whitney.....
Socrates - bud, that kind of talk is banned here
* Mr. Athena limps into the kitchen...
Clepsydra - Mr. Athena, you have a new Private message from bud
-the answer jab - I'd have to go with WPW-255, Paula Suzuki, Socrates...
bud - i've got it, the spice girls first album
-the answer jab - Or maybe WPW-289 Stacey Moller/Summer Kalish?
Socrates - could you hum a few bars of that -jab
Pan - they have more than one? Ack!
* -the answer jab spits a gold ingot out of his mouth... and begins humming...
Socrates - you're improving there at least bud
Mr. Athena - Seems Nirvana had an impact on pop music that no other group of the nineties did...but agian, I'm a child of the sixties...
* -the answer jab wonders if Diana's nose is in the beandip...
Pan - you know the music sucks when "Weird Al"'s version is better
bud - of course pan, then there was spiceworld
Diana the Valkyrie - Here
Diana the Valkyrie - It's a bit late for dipping beans
bud - /bud is not ashamed to admit that he likes the spice girls
-the answer jab - Not in Texas, Ms. V...
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm not in Texas
Pan - gadzooks bud, it's not even music
bud - why pan, because you can understand the words
-the answer jab - Diana, do you know what I mean by the phrase "nose in the beandip"?
Socrates - Spice Girls are good taste trash, unlike your previous suggestions bud
bud - i happen to like the early whitney also, beautiful voice
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm guessing it means "eating" ?
Pan - Tex, Nirvana just made something very overdone very popular, that's not to say it wasn't good.
* -the answer jab quietly sings "Hot punk, cool funk, it's still rock and roll to me" by Billy Joel...
bud - her olympic anthem one moment in time is one of my favorite songs ever
Clepsydra - Time for a change 9:45pm
-the answer jab - Wrong, DtV, it means you've fallen asleep at the keyboard, but your head down, nose goes in the beandip, you're so tired you don't even notice...
gaily - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 9:45pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, gaily, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
-the answer jab - but=put...
* Pan laughs at bud's old guy statement
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, OK
gaily - oops... got locked out of the room!!
-the answer jab - Hi gaily, saw your sister here a moment ago. Sorry to say, she was cuter than you. :-(
Pan - lock not fare gaily!
Mr. Athena - Boom, did ya see Inside Edition tonight.
bud - i am an old guy, i miss frank sinatra
Socrates - bud=pud
* gaily threatens to get Evil Gaily to deal with jabber........
bud - oh no, i hate when people start questions like that, means i missed something
Pan - bud, Frank is much cooler than most pop music
Pan - LOL
* -the answer jab wonders if Evil Gaily has big biceps and hard abs...
Socrates - sinatra was the most overrated guy of the century
Mr. Athena - Gimme a break, Sinatra...jesus...Singers are really only instrumentalists...post Beatles pop music includes songwriters/performers...greater talent!
bud - socrates is obviously under a lot of stress
bud - frank is the man, a true songstylist
* Mr. Athena hates to disagree with his bud, but...
* -the answer jab wonders if anyone's heard of Mr. Sinatra's little known brother, Notsohotra...
bud - so tex, what did i miss on inside edition
Socrates - he was a racist and a jerk
bud - sorry fellas, my feelings on frank are unnegotiable
-the answer jab - No, Socrates, we're not talking about JF - big ha!
Mr. Athena - they're bogus female celebs biceps of steel segment...not one flex...:-(
Pan - naw, can't agree, Frank had style
Pan - LOL@jabber
* gaily puts on her headphones and listens to the soothing sounds of Deep Purple....ahhhh, much better!!
bud - they did a segment on female celebs biceps of steel?
* -the answer jab sings "Knockin' at Your Back Door" to gaily...
Pan - since when is deep purple soothing?
* -the answer jab rocks out to "Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple...
* Socrates clears the smoke out his eyes and steps out of the water
Pan - bongin' it tonight Soc?
* -the answer jab shrieks "Some stupid with a flair gun, burned the place to the ground"...
Mr. Athena - I worshipped Ritchie Blackmore, gaily!
* -the answer jab thinks Tex is "Bent out of Shape" (and wonders if he understands the reference)...
* -the answer jab sings "Stone Cold, I thought I knew you so well"...
* Pan hums "The Gates of Babylon" to gaily
* gaily reminds the gang that she still has her headphones on!!
* -the answer jab sneaks up behind gaily while she can't hear him... and...
Socrates - Q: who was playing at the event which was burned to the ground in "Smoke on the Water"?
Pan - I'm outta wherever here is.....night all
gaily - I'm sorry... did someone say something??
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Pan, come back soon.
Pan - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 9:54pm)
-the answer jab - Nero was fiddling, right?
bud - cya pan
gaily - bye Pan!!
Pan - Zappa & the Mothers of Invention
Socrates - bye pan
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Pan, come back soon.
Pan - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 9:55pm)
gaily - didn't we do Zappa already??
Socrates - yes, one point to Pan
* And -the answer jab though Zappa was a brand of lighter...
-the answer jab - though=thought
Socrates - who has some music trivia for us?
bud - i use one of those electronic zappas to kill bugs in the yard
gaily - oddly enough... I understood what jabber said.... I've been hanging around him way too long!!
-the answer jab - Who sung "Making Love Out Of Nothing At All"?
bud - what famous singer was born in hoboken, new jersey
Socrates - to kill buds in the yard?
-the answer jab - Bill Jentz, right, bud? biggest ha!
Texy - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 9:58pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Texy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Make room, make room, it's the Big Man from Texas.
bud - jabber, did diana turn off your clepsy laughs thing?
gaily - ...he's baaaaaaack!!!
Socrates - Jennifer Lopez?
gaily - no... he just isn't funny tonight!!;)
* -the answer jab asked an easy question - no one knows?
bud - jennifer lopez is from the bronx
bud - was it mel torme jabber
Socrates - no bud, jab just stopped being funny
Texy - Boom...yes, IE did a piece on the Hollywood Trend of muscular armed actresses...
Diana the Valkyrie - Jabber is just as funny as he was before
Socrates - i forget jabber
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the First Watch 10:00pm
* -the answer jab thinks you guys are hopeless... easy question... Who sung "All Out Of Love"?
bud - boy, that was a delayed response tex, how do they do a story like that and not show any muscle
Texy - Jabber, how'd ya get so popular?
Socrates - Air Supply
-the answer jab - There you go, Socrates. My "part II" was going to be, now who "wrote" "Making Love Out Of Nothing At All"?
Texy - Got booted by fuckin' AOL...I agree...should have shown some flexin'...
Clepsydra - Texy, you have a new Private message from -the answer jab
bud - luckily inside edition is replayed late nite, i will have to see this for myself
Socrates - Air Supply again?
Clepsydra - -the answer jab, you have a new Private message from Texy
Socrates - so bud, what's the answer to your question
-the answer jab - No, here's a hint: Who sung "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"...
Clepsydra - Texy, you have a new Private message from -the answer jab
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:03pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* Texy is proud to say he turned the dial everytime Air Supply came on the radio or TV...
Socrates - Meatloaf
MadScientist - /coloour 00a0ff
bud - what question?
-the answer jab - http://diana.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/jabber08/jab00058.jpg
MadScientist - Colour changed
Clepsydra - -the answer jab, you have a new Private message from Texy
MadScientist - Nice photo
Socrates - music question bud
-the answer jab - Yes, Soc, now the same guy wrote both songs... - MadS, my retinas are detaching!!!
MadScientist - Colour changed
Texy - Howdy, Psychotic Empiricist!
-the answer jab - http://diana.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/jabber08/jab00059.jpg
MadScientist - Hi Tex, hows da leg der horsy?
MadScientist - I like the glutes on the left. Notice the ling along the side of the thigh.
bud - apparently my computer does not like the color ms is using
MadScientist - Colour changed
Texy - Gettin' around better, MS...thanks...hope MD thinks about a walkin' cast Thursday...
MadScientist - Hye bud, ya know what?
bud - ah, there he is, hello ms
MadScientist - Your Wiser?
bud - what ms?
-the answer jab - Thought you'd like that, MadS... :-)
MadScientist - Your wiser, because you drink...
Texy - Diana, I think you need lots more video reviews...organized by company...
Diana the Valkyrie - Who's going to write them?
MadScientist - Colt 45 Malt Liquor!
-the answer jab - Tex, don't you think folks taste vary enough to render them less useful than one would hope? (video reviews that is)...
Texy - Jabs, did you ever get the WPW pre-cursor...Women And Strength Periodical (WASP)?
Socrates - Q: (one for Texy) who was the Beatles original drummer?
bud - i believe tex is volunteering
Texy - Hopefully people who have seen vids...:-)
bud - i loved wasp
* -the answer jab offers to quit his job and do reviews 24/7... if Diana would pay him handsomely...
Socrates - that post took 4 minutes to go through
bud - i loved wasp
-the answer jab - WASP=We Are Sexually Perverted...
Texy - Come on...you mean Pete Best?...actually the original Paul/John pairing had a couple of guys playin' drums...
gaily - somedays, I hate my server..........
gaily - hi, MS!
bud - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:09pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, bud, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MadScientist - Hi gaily
* -the answer jab quietly sings "I hate my server for lovin' you" by Joan Jett... and cackles maniacally...
MadScientist - Ummm White Anglo-Saxon Protestant?
Socrates - who was on bass then Tex?
MadScientist - I want to walk, but my leg is broke
Texy - I've done some reviews on the message boards...many more there...I know jabs has done some for others...T9 said he's willing to do a few...of course, Diana will pay us all $120/year...:-)
bud - i know what you're talking about tex, i had the complete collection at one time
* gaily thinks she will have to summon Evil Gaily....
MadScientist - Thats why I hate myself because of you!
* -the answer jab goes fishin' for large mouth bass...
* -the answer jab thinks Evil Gaily and Evil Kitty should armwrestle...
Texy - I also got a "newsletter", boom, by Bob Puryear called Feminine Muscularity...
Texy - Soc, Paul played guitar originally...Stu Sutcliffe is who you're referring to?
bud - that i'm not familiar with
Socrates - yes
* -the answer jab wonders if Stu Sutcliffe is the guy who knows all Lisa Houston's business...
Socrates - Q: which singer and which guitarist both died at age 27 on MS's birthday?
* -the answer jab quietly sings "Bud, Bud, Out Goes the Lights", er "Boom, Boom, Out Goes the Lights"...
MadScientist - Is that the day or the year?
* gaily lights a candle
Socrates - Who sung "boom, boom, boom, let's go back to my room"?
Socrates - the day only MS
-the answer jab - The Venga Boys?
Socrates - 1968 and 1971 were the years
bud - certainly no girl boomer ever met
MadScientist - Then you mean July third?
Socrates - might have been 1969
Socrates - 3 July
bud - bobby darrin
Socrates - MS, you should know this
* Foof, -the answer jab blows out gaily's candle...
gaily - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, gaily, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Socrates - England and France were the locations i thnk
* -the answer jab quietly sings "Splish, Splash, I was Takin' a Bath (with an fbb)"...
Reds - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Reds, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
gaily - hey... what happened to my candle??
bud - jim morrison
gaily - hi, Reds!!
Socrates - A: Brian Jones and Jim Morrison
Reds - jimi Hendricks Janis Joplin
MadScientist - Hi Reds
-the answer jab - What be going on, Reds???
* gaily hums "Light My Fire"....
MadScientist - Oh my God? I should have known about Jim Moron's son!
Socrates - no Reds, but they were also 27 when they died i think
MadScientist - Jim must have died in 1971?
Reds - Jabs,Mad,gaily hello
* bud must check the archives since he believes he said jim morrison
* gaily wonders if jabber 'be' an English major!!
Reds - Socrates,i knew they were 27
Socrates - brian in 69 and jim in 71
MadScientist - He may have died in France?
* -the answer jab thought Ebonics was a brand of athletic shoe - big ha!
Socrates - 27 is a good age for dying
bud - jim morrison is not dead
Hangin' on by my fingernails.. - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:21pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Hangin' on by my fingernails.., welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Tex - Nickname change, Hangin' on by my fingernails.. is now known as Tex
gaily - so... how are you hanging???
MadScientist - But his son is!
gaily - well... someone had to say it...
* -the answer jab thinks DtV's nose is in the beandip once again...
MadScientist - "When the still sea conspires and armour"
bud - what seems to be the problem tex?
MadScientist - "And sullen and aborted currents bread tiny monsters"
MadScientist - "True sailing is dead"
* Tex refers gaily to Athena regarding his "hungness"...:-)
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
* -the answer jab opens a can of Armour Vienna Sausage...
Socrates - Q: which dud actor (discussed here yesterday) was also born on MS's birthday?
MadScientist - "Awkward instant, and the first animal is jettisoned"
Tex - Goddamn AOL, Sir Bud...
MadScientist - "Legs furiously pumping, their stiff green gallop"
MadScientist - "Poiesed, delicate, consent, in mute nostril agony"
MadScientist - "Carefully refined and sealed over"
* gaily hums "People are Strange".....
Reds - boomer
bud - boomer is dead
oriole99 - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, oriole99, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's one third of FemSport
-the answer jab - Isn't that the lyrics to "The Distance" by Cake? MadS???
Warrior - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Warrior, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Up the Irons
Warrior - Yo
MadScientist - Wanna hear more song lyrics by Jim Moron's son?
Reds - when is Mads b day
gaily - hello, Warrior!!
MadScientist - Thats "The Horse Latitudes"
Tex - Boom, Yankees ran into the hot Athletics...Rangers struggled with red hot Jays...
MadScientist - July 3 1965
Warrior - S'up, gaily?
squishedfish - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:25pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, squishedfish, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - The squished fish swishes in
bud - clemens didnt answer the bell once again
Tex - WP, long time no see!
Clepsydra - Time waits for no one and it won't wait for me. 10:25pm
Socrates - hint: if you just open your shut eyes you will see the answer
* -the answer jab prefers MadS' favorite glute pics to Doors' lyrics... How it be, Warrior???
MadScientist - "The indians scattered on dawns highway, bleeding"
Warrior - Tex,. no see long time!
oriole99 - Hey all....
Reds - stalone
* Tex loves the Doors!!!!!
MadScientist - "Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind"
Reds - Tom cruise
Socrates - hi Warrior
OnCloudNinePaul - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:25pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, OnCloudNinePaul, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MadScientist - Hi Fish and Oreo c
Tex - Mr O...good to see ya!
OnCloudNinePaul - Colour changed
-the answer jab - Hey, O98 and SquishedF...
the rocket - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:26pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, the rocket, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Socrates - yes, one point to Reds
OnCloudNinePaul - Hiya's!
MadScientist - "Blood in the streets of the town of New Haven"
Tex - Gary Coleman...:-)
* OnCloudNinePaul be HAPPY!!!!
squishedfish - hello answer, and the rest of the gang.....looks like HBP had a great day today.
Tex - HBP...in love???
Reds - :o)
MadScientist - "Blood stains the roots of the palm trees of venice"
the rocket - i pitched just fine you jerk
Socrates - Q: who is on cloud 8?
OnCloudNinePaul - Just got back from my workout with Karen
Tex - SF....how be it?
MadScientist - "Bloody my love in the terrible summer"
the rocket - karen?
squishedfish - Hey MS
* -the answer jab thinks the rocket could beat the shit out of FistMan in armwrestling...
MadScientist - Oh Ho!
squishedfish - Tex....probably better than you.....how's the leg?
OnCloudNinePaul - Heading in that direction, Tex, 'ole pal.
gaily - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:27pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, gaily, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
oriole99 - hey HBP
gaily - I hate my server....
OnCloudNinePaul - Indeed, Karen, rocket man!
FistMan - Nickname change, the rocket is now known as FistMan
MadScientist - Tell us more about KAREN
Tex - Good fer you, my friend!
gaily - hi fishy!!
OnCloudNinePaul - Heya, Oriole.
* -the answer jab quietly sings "I hate my server and I want to die" by the late Kurt Cobain...
* squishedfish realizes that he has misjudged Tex's situation.....he's got the mighty Athena taking care of him, so he must be better off than me.
OnCloudNinePaul - Ohhhh, it's Fistman.
gaily - Hello, FM (no static at all....)
Tex - Crowded room tonight...
OnCloudNinePaul - I could talk about her all night long, Mad.
squishedfish - welcome back gaily......thought maybe the "old" lady was leaving to watch re-runs of The Golden Girls....LOL
gaily - hello oriole ....such a pretty birdie!!
MadScientist - Lets start with the physical description!
* -the answer jab quietly sings "Don't Dream It's Over" by Crowded Room...
Tex - I want to hear too, Paul....
FistMan - hi gaily
oriole99 - lol @ gaily
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the First Watch 10:30pm
squishedfish - gaily just dropped a Steely Dan lyric on us........wow, she is OLD.....
OnCloudNinePaul - Karen's 40, single, sweet, lovable, lifts with the intensity of a tiger, and has a very lean, moderately muscular, HARDbody.
FistMan - see the rocket is roger clemens nickname...but nevermind about that
* squishedfish realizes that he is old if he knew that too.....
gaily - hi, (I'm Doing Fine) OnCloud NinePaul!!
* -the answer jab quietly sings "Hello Lamppost, How you doing?"...
MadScientist - Well, I guess thats good. But, of course, a lot of women could fit the same descripition.
OnCloudNinePaul - She's about 5'5", 125 lbs.. Her biceps are FANTASTIC! I just had my hands on them while flexed about 30 minutes ago. hee hee. We worked bi's and shoulders tonight.
squishedfish - she's killing me tonight....
FistMan - hi oriole, paul, rest
Tex - Tell us more, Paul...
* gaily thinks that really shows how old she is!!
oriole99 - hey fist...
Warrior - Hi, Fisty
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from -the answer jab
Tex - Very few women of that description who would be open to our unique brand of admiration, MS...
* squishedfish asks to see gaily's AARP card.
OnCloudNinePaul - Hiya, Gaily.
* gaily smacks the fishy with her cane
Tex - So Paul....gettin' serious?
Warrior - There's been another shooting.
FistMan - hi wp
* -the answer jab thinks his old bud, HBP doesn't recognize him, or he has Karen on the brain...
* squishedfish wonders why the rest of the group has become too lazy to show their e-mail addresses anymore......
FistMan - hi jabs, tex, sf
OnCloudNinePaul - Well, Tex, she's just a doll. Her leg size is her weakness. Her upper body is pretty darn muscular. She wants to add some quality muscle size to her legs.
Warrior - If I had a nickel for everytime Paul fell in love with someone he just met, I could buy Microsoft
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from oriole99
* squishedfish dodges repeated cane attacks, and jumps back GRACEFULLY into the goldfish bowl.....
squishedfish - Hey Fist....
Tex - I don't email much anymore, SF....
OnCloudNinePaul - That you, Jabbber? I thought maybe it was. But, I admit, I do have Karen on the brain tonight.
squishedfish - LOL@Poet
Warrior - I stopped posting my e-mail addy because I kept getting messages from people I didn't care to talk to
* You're Microsoft, Warrior? -the answer jab passes Warrior some Viagra - big ha!
* gaily remembers that she drained the fish bowl...oops!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, -the answer jab, come back soon.
-the answer jab - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:34pm)
OnCloudNinePaul - Well, Tex, nothing serious as of yet. Karen told me when we first met that she had just got out of a very rough relationship, and she isn't ready for anything serious now. But, I think I'm winning her over.
Clepsydra - oriole99, you have a new Private message from FistMan
squishedfish - damn....hard rocks.....you could have atleast moved that ceramic castle, deep sea diver, and treasure chest out of the way....that HURT.
gaily - faint heart never won fair maid....
OnCloudNinePaul - We really got very close to one another tonight, ya know.
OnCloudNinePaul - Anyway, enough about me and my infatuation. How you all?
-the more recognizeable jabber - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:35pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, -the more recognizeable jabber, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Twas brillig and the slithy toves - hi, Wocky
* Warrior yawns
HardbodyPaul - Nickname change, OnCloudNinePaul is now known as HardbodyPaul
gaily - who???
HardbodyPaul - Ahhh, there's Jabber.
MadScientist - Look, gail, Paul is doing fine already.
Tex - Very close...nudge-nudge, wink, wink...
squishedfish - well Paul, that rash of mine keeps acting up, but thanks for asking....
HardbodyPaul - Tex, how's the lovely Athena doin'?
* -the more recognizeable jabber keels over from WP's breath...
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Squished! You goof!
Clepsydra - Warrior, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Tex - I'm doin' pretty good tonight, Paul...been back to work for a couple of days now...Athena is the most incredible nurse!!!!!!!!!!
squishedfish - lucky bastard....
Warrior - I just fell in love with the lady who I passed on the interstate. Her windows were tinted, so I didnn't get a good look at her, but I don't think she was fat or ugly.
* Tex raises his eyebrows @ WP....
-the more recognizeable jabber - Wish you and her many happy years, WP!
squishedfish - me too Warrior....saw her sister earlier tonight...same scenario, and I had the same thought too....
MadScientist - Of course, next week you will fall in love with someone else.
MadScientist - So, tell me more about Karen. What did you two talk about while you were lifting?
gaily - maybe the windows won't be tinted...
Warrior - Wait, blue cutlass....that was my mother! I do love her!
* -the more recognizeable jabber croons "Next Time I Fall... In Love"...
* squishedfish isn't sure if he has ever been in love.....that's a tough word to comprehend for me.
LoveCynic - Nickname change, Tex is now known as LoveCynic
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from oriole99
HardbodyPaul - Did you have some sort of injury, Tex? I did catch that someone here just said something about that?
MadScientist - Shit he's only been on morpine! Nah he ain't hurt bad Paul!
-jabber - Nickname change, -the more recognizeable jabber is now known as -jabber
LoveCynic - Soc, are you a Beatles fan?
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - Nickname change, squishedfish is now known as ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo
gaily - PMs on
LoveCynic - Broke ma leg, Paul...
Warrior - PMS
gaily - oh, give it up, fishy...
MadScientist - So what the hell is Mojo? I mean, I know everyone thinks its cool. But what is it?
-jabber - Anybody want to see a real pic of Carmen? No BS?
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - tries to summon the ghost of boomer.......asking everyone to gather round and hold hands and chant the Yankees SUCK.
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm...well, Mad, we talk about different things. Mostly, I try to teach her new things that she's not done before. And we talk about different exercises. But, we laugh and giggle too while we work out. We have so much in common. And get along SO well, it's unbelievable.
LoveCynic - No pain meds for two days now...
ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo - watch out gaily....I could turn you into a gnute?
MadScientist - Yes, jabber!!!!! Gimmie, gimmie!
* LoveCynic likes women...
* LoveCynic likes strong women...
MadScientist - Lemmie guess, they don't like you
MadScientist - Lemmie guess, they don't like you?
HardbodyPaul - OMG, Tex! How'd that happen?
-jabber - Anybody else? HBP? You've seen her...
jabs pic cynic - Nickname change, LoveCynic is now known as jabs pic cynic
* ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo at gaily's request.....gives up his quest to summon boomer....
HardbodyPaul - I've seen her, Jabber. But, wouldn't mind seeing a pic of her again.
squishedfish - Nickname change, ShamanSquishedFish w/ Mojo is now known as squishedfish
Selling the Brooklyn Bridge - Nickname change, Warrior is now known as Selling the Brooklyn Bridge
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
HardbodyPaul - I can tell the guys if you're just fooling them or if it's really her.
jabs pic cynic - The old man had a fall, HBP...tore ligaments and fibula...
-jabber - /me thinks Tex is bruisin' for a cruisin'... ROFLWAFBB!
* How much, Warrior? HardbodyPaul is so gullable.
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
* jabs pic cynic wants to see Carmen...
-jabber - http://diana.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/jabber08/jab00086.jpg
HardbodyPaul - Oh man, Tex! Bummer. I hope you're doin' well. Good thing you've got Athena to....ahem...CARRY you around!
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
jabs pic cynic - You'd hit a cripple, jabs?
MadScientist - The suspeders are stretching me!
jabs pic cynic - Indeed, Paul!!!!!Yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
MadScientist - suspenders
* squishedfish throws HIS life vest off towards gaily.....just in case she is having troubles keeping afloat.
HardbodyPaul - Well, how in the hell am I suppose to tell if that's her, Jabber? I can't see her FACE!
MadScientist - Does she litterally carry over her shoulder like a bundle of sticks?
gaily - um.... no problems floating here....
HardbodyPaul - To tell ya the truth, that doesn't look like her from the back.
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Tex - Nickname change, jabs pic cynic is now known as Tex
* squishedfish was just worried about your well being.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, oriole99, come back soon.
oriole99 - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:47pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, biscuits
MadScientist - So, you trying to pull a fast one ain't ya blabber?
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from Socrates
squishedfish - bud....did you get a chance to say hello to boomer for me.
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Mad
-jabber - Not at all, MadS. She doesn't know I took that pic of her...
Tex - Fistman, care to comment on your "incredible" chat stats this month?
MadScientist - So what did you and Karen talk about besides excercise principals?
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
HardbodyPaul - Didn't ya get one of her face, Jabber?
MadScientist - Well, she is certainly very slender.
* Tex is currently the #6 chatter...
HardbodyPaul - Oh, life, I guess, Mad. Our jobs, families, whatever.
MadScientist - How bout a shot of her flexing her quads?
HardbodyPaul - Ummm...Carmen ain't got no quads, Mad.
MadScientist - But I guess she ain't the type
HardbodyPaul - She's really kinda a skinny little thing. I'm amazed that Jabber digs her so much.
* -jabber reminds himself to slap HBP when he sees him...
MadScientist - Yup. Specially cos he only seems to like heavily muscled chicks.
MadScientist - Oh she looks skinny from this angle
gaily - be nice!!
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Jabber
MadScientist - Wanna see a picture of well muscled women who is slender at the same time?
HardbodyPaul - I know, Mad, I knw.
HardbodyPaul - know, even.
Socrates - yes MS
HardbodyPaul - Yah, Mad. Show me!
-jabber - No, MadS, but feel free to pass me her phone number...
Warrior - Nickname change, Selling the Brooklyn Bridge is now known as Warrior
MadScientist - http://www.wpw.net/wpwclubs/0-intros/mblank/club01/images/2863.138b.mblank.jpg
Tex - Warrior, how long 'til fall semester starts?
Socrates - how much did HBP pay you for it warrior?
Warrior - 13 days, Texy
MadScientist - She is a gorgeous doll, but from this pic she couldn't weight more 110 lbs.
Clepsydra - HardbodyPaul, you have a new Private message from -jabber
gaily - looks like it's time to go watch the news... will be back later!!
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 10:53pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, gaily, come back soon.
gaily - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 10:54pm)
MadScientist - So what do I see in her?
MadScientist - http://www.wpw.net/wpwclubs/0-intros/mblank/club02/images/2863.180b.mblank.jpg
HardbodyPaul - Hey, that's actually kind about how much muscled Karen is, Mad. I think Karen actually has more size on her arms. But, a tad less on her legs.
squishedfish - any reason you had to start posting pics of my girlfriend MS?
MadScientist - Thats right you guessed it. One of the most curvaceous tushes I have ever drooled over.
-jabber - MadS, yes I love muscular women, but that doesn't preclude me from being interested in someone not really muscular - I'm not THAT superficial...
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from FistMan
squishedfish - where can I find a girl who will wear shorts like that?
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Tex - Jabs, the depths of your soul are awe-inspiring...:-)
Warrior - A brothel?
HardbodyPaul - Amanda has some genetically gorgeous CURVES!
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from Socrates
MadScientist - I never called you superficial. Slippery is a better word. But coercive when you don't get what ya want. Now thats more accurate.
* -jabber writes a country song based upon Tex's post...
Tex - Is?
* squishedfish didn't think they wore shorts at all in a brothel
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Squished, ummm...at a WPW photo shoot?
MadScientist - The demim short pants newsgroup?
squishedfish - it effects penetration I believe....it is much easier when the clothes are off....
* -jabber learned to write coercive in 2nd grade...
squishedfish - MS....you got a URL for that.
HardbodyPaul - Welp, I should be headin' on, I guess.
MadScientist - Another "skinny" chick with some muscle on her.
MadScientist - http://www.wpw.net/wpwclubs/0-intros/mduncan/club01/images/1932.187b.mduncan.jpg
HardbodyPaul - See ya, boys!
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from FistMan
Tex - Night Paul!
squishedfish - later Paul....hopefully Karen will start tossing you around like a bag of potatoes on a daily basis....
-jabber - Later, HBP...
MadScientist - Nite HBP
MadScientist - See? Small women can be muscular too!
squishedfish - perfect bicep and perfect abs.....very tasty girl.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the First Watch 11:00pm
bud - cya huge one
HardbodyPaul - Too late, Squished.
MadScientist - Nice boobs too.
squishedfish - bud.....your alive.
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
* Tex likes more muscle on his ladies...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, HardbodyPaul, come back soon.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:01pm)
Clepsydra - Keep on bubbling.
MadScientist - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/d/duncan/marla021.jpg
* squishedfish would like to have a "his" lady to begin with.....equipped with all her limbs ( the muscle stuff can come later )
Socrates - Guys, who would like to see Boomer make a comeback?
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
Tex - I'd like to see Amanda and Val Stauffer armwrassle....
MadScientist - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/d/duncan/marla022.jpg
* Tex votes for bud to transform into his bud booomer...
-jabber - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:02pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, -jabber, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Twas brillig and the slithy toves - hi, Wocky
David - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:02pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, David, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* squishedfish bows in a show of respect to Dow Chemical for coming up with breast implants....
MadScientist - Val Stauffer? Is that Val Venus? With Amanda Blank?
* Warrior votes that people stop giving out granola treats on Halloween night
FistMan - hi bud
David - Hi gang.
Socrates - jabber, your evil twin was just here
squishedfish - ME...ME....ME....
Tex - Anyone seen Melissa Coates newest WPW vid (370)?
David - How's the leg Tex?
-jabber - Tex, is Val Stauffer "the" Val from Denise Girard, Lauren Hart, and iron-abs Val (the Ray Martin flick)?
Tex - Hey, David!
David - Just the pic on the site.
Warrior - Melissa doesn't seem to do it for me anymore, Tex.
Tex - doin' better, David...thanks:-)
-jabber - Did my evil twin show that pic of Carmen that she doesn't know about?
bud - how does she look in it tex?
Socrates - since she came here Warrior?
Tex - Val was on the cover of WPW this issue and with Sheena Bocciolone on WPW vid 371....
Socrates - yes jabber, bud was shocked
Tex - The pics in the new WPW flyer look very good, boom...
-jabber - That's not my question, Tex...
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:05pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* Socrates sings "on the cover of the WPW"
MadScientist - Well, she's got all new boobs, Warrior
Warrior - Tex, we ought to do a tape trade. I'd be happy to get rid of my Melissa Coates tapes
squishedfish - welcome back MS
MadScientist - Colour changed
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Tex - No, I don't think so, jabs....
MadScientist - Well, she's got all new boobs Warrior
David - If anybody sees Tre' tell him his e-mail don't work.
-jabber - I asked Jentz, Tex. We'll see what he says...
Clepsydra - Warrior, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Tex - Yeah, WP...let's do emails....
* squishedfish just sold his lot of mixed wrestling tapes yesterday....62 in all.
Warrior - don't work or doesn't work?
bud - aggh, that name
MadScientist - Well, may as well turn in.
Warrior - Tex, still have my addy?
MadScientist - Nite guys
Tex - The more I look at the pics, the more I think the answer man may be right!
-jabber - I just emailed him recently, David. Had no problems...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:07pm)
Tex - No suh, WP....don't think so...
HUGE JOHN - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:07pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, HUGE JOHN, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Huge John
squishedfish - later MS
HUGE JOHN - Colour changed
HUGE JOHN - Good evening all!
Clepsydra - Tex, you have a new Private message from Warrior
Clepsydra - Warrior, you have a new Private message from Tex
Clepsydra - Tex, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - HUGE JOHN, you have a new Private message from Warrior
Tex - Hello, HJ!!!
David - Doesn't work. I tried e-mailing him afew pics and they bounced back.
squishedfish - bud.....just in case boomer would like to know....the Tribe won today behind the brilliant pitching of young Ace Bartolo Colon ( a complete game shut out )
-jabber - Dang, Huge John. You missed it. My evil twin was here and he posted an unauthorized pic of Carmen - big ha!
David - Hi HJ.
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Clepsydra - Tex, you have a new Private message from Warrior
HUGE JOHN - Pic...of carmen jabber?! You confuse me.
bud - its all just a prelim for the yanks and tribe in the al championship series
-jabber - What's to confuse you, John Huge?
* HUGE JOHN is excited: Gisele Sass might come to Florida for a vacation!
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
HUGE JOHN - You say there's an evil twin of you....
HUGE JOHN - I thought YOU were the evil one! he he...:-)
Warrior - Can you PM a person face to face?
Socrates - HJ, where in Florida are you?
-jabber - Oh, that was a joke, Soc christened the evil twin bit...
Denny K - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:11pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Denny K, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Warrior - Yo, DK
Denny K - Colour changed
HUGE JOHN - I'm in Central Florida Soc, west of Disneyworld.
HUGE JOHN - Hiya DK.
-jabber - Yes, WP, but it's quite rude. :-) Hey, Denny...
Denny K - Hello All!!!!!!
David - Well just stopped by to say hello. Night All.
Tex - Denny!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, David, come back soon.
David - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:12pm)
Warrior - Later, David
squishedfish - http://diana.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/jabber08/jab00086.jpg
Socrates - DAvid and DK, All left some time ago
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 11:12pm
Denny K - Tex: I heard you have a broken leg. Athena snap it?
squishedfish - just in case someone wanted to see the unofficial Carmen pic.
-jabber - Uh-oh, SquishedF is starting trouble... ROFLWAFBB!
Tex - No, Denny...just middle aged clumsiness...:-(
HUGE JOHN - Squished, whom is that?
* squishedfish is has been a trouble maker since conception....( according to my parents )
Warrior - Tex, do you need a walker? Pretty soon you'll be breaking your hips
-jabber - You know who that is, HugeJ...
Denny K - You guys see Envall is WPW------ UNBELIEVABLE!
squishedfish - Carmen
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Warrior - She is WPW? Did they fire the rest of the staff?
HUGE JOHN - Yeah, I was being sarcastic.
-jabber - Yes, Denny, she IS WPW (also in WPW - ha!)...
Clepsydra - Warrior, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
Denny K - Warrior: is=in smart shit! LOL
Tex - No, WP...as long as I have a femuscular nurse, I'm fine!
* -jabber laughs at WP - and wonders if Mike B was fired...
Denny K - I have never seen a woman that thick.
* Warrior thinks it's better to be is = in smart shit than to be is=in dumb shit
Warrior - Grampy Tex
* Tex wonders why Mike B. doesn't come here anymore?
Denny K - W: Tucet
* -jabber thinks the smart avoid being in shit in the first place...
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
HUGE JOHN - Smart shits are sarcastic, but at least they know what they're talking about.
-jabber - Don't blame me, Tex - evil grin...
SmartAss - Nickname change, Tex is now known as SmartAss
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
squishedfish - http://www.massmuscle.com/envall13.jpg
SmartAss - Can a SmartAss be dumb?
Denny K - It looks like Envall could break Nicole in half!
-jabber - Nicole Kidman, Denny?
squishedfish - yes....as long as the ass doesn't get involved in the decision process....
* SmartAss would love to see Christine wrassle Th-resa Bostick...
bud - troy say christine is gonna be 230 in off season
Clepsydra - bud, you have a new Private message from Socrates
* squishedfish would love to wrassle Christine himself....
Denny K - jab: no, the big Bass!
HUGE JOHN - Say Denny, may I ask you a personal question? Feel free to not answer.
Socrates - feeding time - last chance to pm me now - bbl
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 11:20pm
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from bud
Denny K - Go, HJ
squishedfish - DK....where has FG been?
HUGE JOHN - How did you a Fitness Girl..hit it off?
-Carmen - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:21pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, -Carmen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Warrior - DK is a fitness girl?
squishedfish - hello Carmen
Socrates - bye All
* Uh-oh... -jabber starts to sweat profusely...
Athena - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:22pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Athena, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, Athena
Denny K - She watched the site tonight but has to get up early, she'll probally be on tomorrow.
Clepsydra - squishedfish, you have a new Private message from bud
Warrior - Hello, Miss Athena
-Carmen - Hi guys and hi Athena, how are you? :-)
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:22pm)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
bud - hello athena
* squishedfish tips his hat to welcome Athena into the room....
Athena - HI all!
Denny K - JOHN: I don't understand your question.
Athena - Hi Warrior, Carmen!
Athena - {{{{{{{{{{{{SF}}}}}}}}}}
Denny K - Hello Athena!!
* -jabber translates Huge John (Denny, how did you get lucky enough to wind up with FG?)
HUGE JOHN - How did the two of you know that you were right for each other? What were the signs?
* squishedfish buckle's the helmet tightly, and jumps back into the room
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from Denny K
squishedfish - that is buckles
Athena - hi DK...long time!
-Carmen - Haven't seen you in a long time, Athena. Keeping Tex in line? LOL
Denny K - HJ: We had a lot of common interest, and graduated from the same University. Although FG is 5 years younger than me.
Clepsydra - squishedfish, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - Denny K, you have a new Private message from Athena
* squishedfish wonders where Carmen's usually flambouyant entrance is going to begin..?..( the flexing of calves I mean? )
HUGE JOHN - Well, older man and younger woman, that's actually quite common.
Denny K - Yes Athena, I sleep at night and work during the day, opposite of you. LOL
* Athena has no problem keeping Tex in line! Why do you think his leg is broken?! ROFLMAO!
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from squishedfish
-Carmen - His leg is broken? Oh my God! When did that happen? How?
Denny K - Athena, got your message. OK
Denny K - HJ: Older man my ass!!!!!!!
Athena - great DK!
Athena - Carmen, he broke it at my house on my b-day! Getting my b-day cake out of the car!
-jabber - Athena, didn't get your "massage", please resend - ROFLWAFBB!
HUGE JOHN - You're five years older, right?
Denny K - HJ: I was a policeman and took FG to the hospital after she hurt her leg running. That's how we met.
* Athena thinks jabs is confused...she didn't send him a "massage"! lol
-Carmen - Oh I'm so sorry, Athena. :-(
bud - geez, how many candles were on that cake
Denny K - HJ: Yes I'm a "little" older than FG.
* -jabber thinks Athena met the fire department that night, too...
squishedfish - LOL@ bud.......then dodges any fury coming my way from Athena....just kidding {;~)
Denny K - Athena: Does Tex drink?
Clepsydra - HUGE JOHN, you have a new Private message from -Carmen
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the First Watch 11:30pm
* Athena DID meet the fire department that night! She had to call the paramedics because Tex's foot was barely hanging on...
Clepsydra - -Carmen, you have a new Private message from HUGE JOHN
HUGE JOHN - Does anyone here have Miz L's email? I had it, but forgot.
-Carmen - How is he now?
Athena - yes, DK...why?
squishedfish - the old broken leg gag....gets em everytime....
Denny K - Athena: you sure you didn't "crush" Tex's leg with your scissors?
Clepsydra - HUGE JOHN, you have a new Private message from -Carmen
Athena - well....:)
Denny K - Athena: How in the hell could he break his leg with a cake?/ He must have had a few in him.
Clepsydra - -Carmen, you have a new Private message from HUGE JOHN
* -jabber clears his throat - ahemamIinvisibleahem?
Lovestruck - logged on. --- (Tue Aug 10 11:32pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Lovestruck, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Lovestruck - Colour changed