It's a new day! Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the First Watch 12:00am
* slowdive PATHETIC
Mao Tse Boomer - okay rolly, you will be exempt, i know it would be impossible for you...lol
Rolly - JK how do you know they were not fucking each others wives???
Mao Tse Boomer - canada is just a giant suburb of the US
Mao Tse Boomer - when the country splits up we will absorb the western provinces
JoanneK - First of all, I would appreciate the swearing be tamed down a bit in here.
MadScientist - Oh for christ's sake JK. Who do you know that abides by the consitution?
MadScientist - Politics is about money and power and thats all there is to it!
Winsock - What bloody swearing, JK?
slowdive - its about to be winsock..as the defenders of the free world try to gain all..
Mao Tse Boomer - then the french pussies will roll over and surrender to the first invaders that show up, and we will save the french yet again
Rolly - Sorry JK having sex, making love,,
JoanneK - Secondly, I don't know, Rolly. What I do believe, however, is the Founding Fathers are turning over in their graves at what America has become.
MadScientist - If you got hit below the belt, well so be it!!!!
Mao Tse Boomer - who is hitting below the belt, that would call for disciplinary action to be taken
MadScientist - Sure, America has become a nation where people don't have privacy anymore!
JoanneK - Actually, MS, the Republicans abided by the Constitution during the Impeachment trial.
Winsock - The founding fathers were as corrupt as the rest of them. They just didn't get caught
JoanneK - In those days, Winsock, I highly doubt it.
MadScientist - Its one thing to admit that Bill has a problem. Its another to drag the embarrassing issue out in front of the whole world.
Mao Tse Boomer - MS, such cynicism demands that strict disciplinary action be taken
Winsock - Now we have 60 minutes so you can't get away with that crap
Mao Tse Boomer - is anybody keeping track of all this disciplinary action that needs to be taken?
JoanneK - They had to, MS. It was part of the accusations against him. They had to prove purgery, etc. etc. etc.
MadScientist - Why be so despicable. Because not about Democracy, its not about helping people. Its about destroying your enemy any way you can!!!
Rolly - JK you are right , over here we all think you are people of no guts with drug dealers on every street,, not maybe true but most people think it..
slowdive - Joanne you are totally disillusionned..in any world "founding fathers" were the most corrupt peop-le of all
Mao Tse Boomer - listen you beer swigging sheep lover, dont be talking like that
Winsock - Of course we don't live in a Democracy, MS
* Mao Tse Boomer notes that he will discipline himself for that last remark
JoanneK - No, we don't live in a democracy. We live in a Constitutional Republic.
MadScientist - They did not have to embarrass him and the whole country. They wanted to!!!
Rolly - JK asked the Red Skins if they like your fathers??lol
JoanneK - You play, you pay, MS.
slowdive - Life=peace man,but don't peace one me...respect all and fuck politics..if you believe your leaders you arer all fools
Mao Tse Boomer - what does football have to do with this rolly?
JoanneK - Rolly, these were wise men who believed in freedom - not having cameras on every street corner videotaping our every move.
Winsock - SD has a point
Norman Vincent Peale boomer - Nickname change, Mao Tse Boomer is now known as Norman Vincent Peale boomer
Clepsydra - Mao Tse Boomer, you have a new Private message from slowdive
MadScientist - By those rules who would WANT to be in politics. Certainly not the constitutional minded people you expect!
Rolly - JK that is what you were told but is that true???
Norman Vincent Peale boomer - i'm sensing a lot of negativity here
MadScientist - Je suis d'accord, SD!!!
JoanneK - That's why the Libertarians never win. In my book, the American people are too stupid to know the Libs are much better for the country.
Winsock - Fuck you, Norman
Winsock - :)
Clepsydra - slowdive, you have a new Private message from Norman Vincent Peale boomer
slowdive - Joanne..why do you believe these things..they are ALL lying!
MadScientist - In my view, the only people in politics are those who are seeking their own self centered interests!
Norman Vincent Peale boomer - now now my son, such words have never brought about the peace and loving we all desire
JoanneK - It was true a long time ago, Rolly. Until FDR became President. Then, the whole thing got screwed.
Clepsydra - How long does it take Kenneth Starr to screw in a light bulb? 5 years and thirty million dollars later, he's still in the dark. How long does it take Bill Clinton to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't. The light bulb is just a close friend.
MadScientist - Un mensonge, un mensonge!
JoanneK - slowdive, because I have seen Libertarians in local offices change laws that stem from the ideals of the Founding Fathers.
boomer - Nickname change, Norman Vincent Peale boomer is now known as boomer
boomer - anybody know the tv show 7th heaven?
Winsock - JK is talking some serious shit here
MadScientist - Quelle absurdité!
slowdive - this is hopeless..Joanne hang on to your beliefs when they blow up the world in the name of "freedom"
JoanneK - slowdive, what are you talking about?
MadScientist - Drop the A bomb on them!!! Why? We are defenders of the peace!!!
boomer - 7th heaven, anybody?
Winsock - Let's talk about religion instead
JoanneK - You have no idea what the platform is of patriots.
slowdive - Joanne people with ideas change things..no need to hide behind some phoney political idea..cool for them
Winsock - I've never seen 7th heaven
JoanneK - MS, that is NOT what Libertarians or the Founding Fathers believed. We were NEVER supposed to get involved in foreign entanglements.
MadScientist - I know what the platform is. A bunch of rhetorical propaganda specifically intended to appease a naive public!
Winsock - Uh, oh, JK is getting heated up
boomer - too bad win, i got a nice flex shot of the girl star of the show
JoanneK - MS, you probably have never even read a shread of information from the Libertarian party.
slowdive - JK..your words are not about changing things..they are just about changing things so they are YOUR way
boomer - uh oh, punish me, i dared to mention female flexing in the chatroom, i dont think thats allowed anymore
* Winsock gets out his party hat and kazoo
Winsock - someone mention party?
MadScientist - You're right JK, I never have. But if I did, would I believe it? Especially when everything politicians say nowadays is propaganda?
Rolly - /me thinks FBB is a lot more stuffed up than Bill Clinton and all of them..
Clepsydra - Hilary found out she was pregnant. She was so infuriated that she went straight to the nearest phone and called the Oval Office. When Bill answered, Hilary said, "You rotten jerk, you got me pregnant!" There was silence on the other end of the line, which infuriated Hilary even further. "You rotten jerk", she screamed. "You got me pregnant!!" Bill replied, "Uh...who is this?"
JoanneK - slowdive, they are about changing things in the name of the Constitution. You think you have freedom? Not the way it should really be.
slowdive - Screw the libe...whatever party..be yourself and change thing s the way you see fit..not under a label
boomer - how long do you think diana will suspend me for talking about female flexing in the chatroom?
JoanneK - slowdive, I think if you read their party platform, you would see things in a different way.
boomer - please have pity on me diana, i forgot myself for a second
Winsock - There is really little freedom in this country, it's all an illusion
JoanneK - The people who run under the Libertarian party aren't even politicians. They are normal, everyday people.
boomer - imagine discussing femuscle in THIS chatroom
slowdive - ah f*ck it..winsock..hand me a beer and a party hat..I give up!
Winsock - I've just opened a beer, actually. Here's a brewski, SD
JoanneK - Yeah, that's the way most Americans go these days. Hand me a beer and let's party. Who cares about the Constitution, who cares if all our rights are abolished, who cares that our President is a lying, cheating, draft dodging, pot smoking, womanizing, liar? Who cares, as long as the economy is good. Oh, brother! ROFLMAO.
Clepsydra - Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
MadScientist - http://members.tripod.com/~fbb/cathy06.jpg
slowdive - SPHHHHHHT...ah love the sound of a sweet beer opening up
Rolly - Boomer my wife went to the Grand Prix and never came home I am getting worried..
MadScientist - I care if our rights are abolished JK. thats why I care about Bill's right to privacy.
boomer - you're in trouble now, showing that pic violates the whole spirit of the chatroom
slowdive - I am sorry JK..I am not American and care not for your propaganda...DISCUSSION CLOSED..no hard feelings I hope
MadScientist - If the man has a problem with sex, thats a personal matter that should be handled by other means.
Winsock - Sorta the opposite of the sound of an ass tightening
JoanneK - Oh, sorry, slowdive. I thought you were from America. Well, no sense in us discussing this any further...
boomer - dont worry rolly, clinton is in the USA at the moment
MadScientist - i see no reason why his sex life has to be a political debate. Monica Lewinsky wasn't sexually harassed. Bill Clinton was!!
Clepsydra - Monica needs to work on her resume. I just saw a copy, and her experience is limited to 18 months on the Presidential staff...
Rolly - MS he has not problem he gets a lot of it..lol
Winsock - Slowdive is from America, just not the USA
boomer - MS really does need to get that drug test
MadScientist - If you think its cool to see our President get raped in public thats your problem JK.
Clepsydra - Monica needs to work on her resume. I just saw a copy, and her experience is limited to 18 months on the Presidential staff...
JoanneK - No, he wasn't! Let me say something here and now. When JF and I get married, if some chick flashes her thong to him...he damn well better say, "Get the hell outta here, I am married!" Not take her up on it!!!
MadScientist - If you want decancy, well start acting it yourself!!!
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from slowdive
Rolly - Boomer that is true but her Grappling class is soon and she never misses that..
Winsock - I was overseas when this all blew up and I was embarrassed to be an American
MadScientist - Fine!!!!
MadScientist - Fine!!!
MadScientist - Bill Clinton should NOT have had an affair with Monica Lewinsky!!!
Clepsydra - Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Rolly - JK you don't know men,,lol
JoanneK - Clinton is the one that goes after everything in a skirt. He could have said no. And no, I don't think this thing needed to be played up so much. But, when you're the President, that's what happens.
Clepsydra - Clinton looks up from his desk and sees one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President. "It's this Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want to do about it?" the aide replies. "Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.
boomer - well rolly, if clinton was in Australia, it might be grappling class
MadScientist - Now, that we both agree that he was wrong, what are we going to do about it??
MadScientist - Drag his name through the dirt in front of the whole world?
MadScientist - Fuck you and your republican party!!!!!
MadScientist - That is simply not a fair, and decent way to handle the problem
Winsock - Republican Party = Tight Ass Party
boomer - the affair was bad enough, you'd just like to think that somebody who is President might be a little smarter about it
Clepsydra - What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
JoanneK - He is absolutely fine, MS. Approval rating of 80%???? I mean, come on. But, poor Monica's name is mud. She has been persecuted and hurt so bad while this jerk goes on as President.
Clepsydra - What did Bill say when he got off the plane at Martha's Vineyard? So where's Martha?
MadScientist - And if you can't get that through your thick skull, then I have nothing left to say!!!!
JoanneK - I'm not a Republican, MS.
boomer - that would be a first MS
Rolly - she is a slut..
Winsock - You can say it anyhow, MS
JoanneK - That's the funniest thing someone has said to me. I disagree with Democratic politics and I am automatically Republican? LOL!!!
MadScientist - All right then, my apologys to Monica Lewinsky. I see now that she was unfairly treated as well.
Clepsydra - Clinton looks up from his desk and sees one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President. "It's this Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want to do about it?" the aide replies. "Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.
JoanneK - Actually, Rolly, Clinton is the slut.
Clepsydra - There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon. It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory.
Winsock - Rolly is right, few people respect Monica L
Clepsydra - Kenneth Starr finally found out what the distinguishing characteristic on Bill Clinton's penis was. It was Monica.
MadScientist - Are you happy now? You've made two good points tonight already!!!
* boomer wonders why he cant meet a slut
* slowdive thought this American crap was dished awy for tonite
JoanneK - Monica never even wanted this to get out. She never wanted to discuss any of it publically.
Clepsydra - Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Ted Kennedy get sucked up in a tornado and land in Oz. Al says, "I'm off to see the Wizard to get a new brain." Ted says, "I'm going to get a heart." Bill says, "Where's Dorothy?"
slowdive - THEY ARE BOTH SLUTS!!!!
Rolly - JK she new he had a wife ,slut or dum as shit..
Winsock - Yes, SD, but so what?
slowdive - oh God JK..you are getting ridiculous!
MadScientist - Ok, they are boty sluts!!! But why should I have to hear about it in the press?
JoanneK - Rolly, I can understand her going for a married man. Especially with the low self esteem.
MadScientist - Why not handle the matter more discretely?
MadScientist - Why make a public issue out of someone's private business?
boomer - i've been away, does anyone discuss femuscle in here anymore?
JoanneK - You don't have to, MS. If you don't want to heart it, turn off the t.v. IF you don't want to read about it, close the newspaper.
Rolly - JK you might have some thing she is a fat pig..
MadScientist - I'll tell you why. Because politics is cheap, dirty and low.
JoanneK - MS, yes, I agree with handling it more discreetly.
Winsock - It was the charge of perjury that mattered, MS, and this was the excuse to air all the dirty laundry
JoanneK - I still don't see the fat pig thing. She's not THAT big. My God!
MadScientist - You're right for the third time JK. and in fact, I never read about the affaire or bother to watch the debates.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 12:24am
JoanneK - Many men were polled and said they could see why Clinton would go with her. They said, "There's something sensual about her."
Clepsydra - Monica needs to work on her resume. I just saw a copy, and her experience is limited to 18 months on the Presidential staff...
slowdive - JK...she has publishers,agents,make up people...she has more folks around than Bill..its all a gip...its fixed like the wwf!..WAKE UP..fu..huh..golly!
boomer - didnt femuscle used to be the theme in here? i cant remember
boomer - this darned short term memory problem thing
slowdive - JK..I at least agree on that "she's not fat"
Winsock - nooooo boomer, you're mistaken
MadScientist - http://members.tripod.com/~fbb/cathy02.jpg
JoanneK - You know slowdive, you are trying to make me sound naive. I'm far from it, honey.
Rolly - JK why did she not lie to the court???she did to every body else..
MadScientist - One last closing word. I'm sorry I called you a republican, JK.
JoanneK - According to her (the interview I watched last night) - she said she was terrified of going to prison, so she let every detail out of the bag.
boomer - wait, that was a female and she had muscles, its all coming back to me now
JoanneK - Thank you, MS.
* Winsock would prefer if JK flexed her biceps instead of her mouth (did I say that?)
JoanneK - /me's biceps are getting bigger!
MadScientist - http://www.algonet.se/~laban/pics/3034_103b_ek.jpg
slowdive - JK..I am not trying to make you sound naive..you are corrupted by the thoughts you were taught to learn..and don't call me "honey"..don't think you'd appreciate me calling you that
* boomer used to care about Ms K's biceps
MadScientist - Ummmm... look at that bod on Ericca Kern!
JoanneK - You are COMPLETELY wrong on that one, slowdive. I know a lot more regarding the corrupt politics in this country that most people.
Winsock - I'm just teasin' ya, JK
JoanneK - By the way, slowdive, it is difficult for you to understand since you are not in this country. And that is not a put down in any way.
Rolly - Rooly knows a lot more about corrupt politics in FBB than most, big deal..
MadScientist - http://members.tripod.com/~fbb/aschrei6.jpg
slowdive - JK..you are too shortsighted to see better than me who is so far...you don't look you follow whoever the heck your party is...politicains are all the same no matter what name they take
Winsock - Actually, JK, you can't get a proper perspective on things in this country unless you've lived in another
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Graveyard Watch 12:30am
Rolly - MS did you ever see the porn moive she was in???
* boomer whispers to christine, you better get home now, rolly is getting suspicious
JoanneK - You're wrong on that, slowdive. The libertarians are such a small party with hardly any money, they couldn't afford to be corrupt. They have normal, everyday people in the party. People like me running for office across the U.S. Not lawyers and life long politicians.
Winsock - Nice pic, MS!!!
slowdive - Joanne..I might as well be in the usa..all we gat in the news is your stuff..and I have travled,squatted and liver there many times..
MadScientist - http://www.serv.net/~vikki/bcardzposter2.jpg
JoanneK - And another thing, slowdive. I don't just listen to them - I research what they say. I read the laws, I know what's going on.
Rolly - I am getting worried and are wating for food..
Winsock - Normal, everyday people with rifles who hole up in remote areas of Montana
sub - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:31am)
Clepsydra - Hello, sub, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.
slowdive - Joanne..I hope they stay samll..that's the only way they can chamge something..else they''ll be like the rest
MadScientist - http://www.serv.net/~vikki/vik.jpg
JoanneK - I don't blindly follow. Do you have any idea how many people in this country blindly follow and think the government is right??? When I try to tell them different, I am called "anti-government" "nutcase" or "paranoid."
Rolly - Hi Sub
MadScientist - Hi subjugate!
sub - greetings, Mighty Joanne. hi guys
boomer - cut to the chase rolly, worried about your wife or your dinner?
boomer - hey sub
sub - Colour changed
JoanneK - Hi, subbie.
MadScientist - http://www.serv.net/~vikki/vikki5A.jpg
JoanneK - Not funny, winsock.
JoanneK - So, sub how is everything going? Haven't seen you lately.
Rolly - Both Boomer..lol but she sould be home and she has left the phone on stand by..
Winsock - Not funny but true
slowdive - Jk..here in Quebec they are struggling to seperate from canada.."to protect our french lagage",,,bull its just politicians looking for power
Winsock - Hiya sub
JoanneK - I really don't want to discuss this with you guys anymore. I'd rather discuss it with Captain, Rhys, or Diana.
sub - things are going well, Lovely Joanne. how are You?
Winsock - Keep 'em coming, MS
JoanneK - Winsock, you are speaking of something totally different - NOT the Libertarians.
Winsock - You're the one discussing it, JK
JoanneK - sub, great now that you're here!
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:35am)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* sub blushes
MadScientist - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/3232/vlegext.jpg
boomer - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:35am)
Clepsydra - Hello, boomer, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, it's the Big Bicep lover
* JoanneK picks up sub and stares into eyes above her
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from slowdive
boomer - Colour changed
boomer - okay, what did i say? i was booted
sub - oooooo! don't drop me, please, Powerful Joanne!
Clepsydra - slowdive, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
MadScientist - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/3232/vpanca.jpg
boomer - i obviously offended someone or violated some rule
slowdive - Night all...thanks for the argument Joanne..relax with Sub..he-he..bya all..c ya tomorrow
JoanneK - Night slowdive.
Winsock - Night, SD
* JoanneK thinks boomer goes out of his way to offend anyone.
sub - ooooooo! please don't drop me, Powerful Joanne!
MadScientist - Bonsoir, SD
sub - 'night SD
JoanneK - OH, don't worry about that, sub. I could hold you up here all night!
boomer - did i hear the voice of someone i used to call friend?
MadScientist - Prends une autre biere et relaxe-toi avant de te coucher.
slowdive - boomer ..e-mail me all my rule violations while I am sleeping..will probably take me hours to download
sub - whew!
MadScientist - http://www.cybermuscle.com/valerie/images/Sale1.gif
Winsock - The Libertarians have a lot of good things to say but not a clue how to implement anything
boomer - i'll try and sift through all the violations sd, cya bud
JoanneK - Oh, brother, boomer. LOL! This is hilarious. With friends like that, I sure don't need enemies.
JoanneK - I know, winsock. I wish they did.
sub - You know how easily i'm frightened, Beautiful Joanne
Clepsydra - MadScientist, you have a new Private message from slowdive
* JoanneK takes off her clothes and flexes every inche of muscle for sub
Rolly - thats nice Ms who is she?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, slowdive, come back soon.
slowdive - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:39am)
Clepsydra - ... dives slowly into the sunset ...
Winsock - How did sub get so lucky? :)
boomer - theres that voice again, oh my god, i'm hearing things
* sub faints
JoanneK - Because sub has always respected me, has always been sweet, kind, and helpful.
Winsock - I'm eating this stuff up, MS
boomer - careful sub, fainting in the chatroom might be a violation subject to penalty
* JoanneK bends down, picks up sub and craddles him in her big strong arms...
MadScientist - http://www.pacificnet.net/~almanalo/melissa_coates/images/06.jpg
Winsock - pardon me while I throw up
sub - wha?! huh!?!
MadScientist - http://www.pacificnet.net/~almanalo/melissa_coates/images/11.jpg
boomer - move over win, i'll join you
* sub sees Joanne holding him and feels all safe and comfortable
MadScientist - http://www.pacificnet.net/~almanalo/melissa_coates/images/08.jpg
JoanneK - You guys are throwing up over Melissa? LOL!
Winsock - These coates pics are taking forever to dload
sub - thank You, Mighty Joanne
MadScientist - Hell, I get them in only a few seconds.
* JoanneK loves to cuddle sub in her arms...
Winsock - Must be a bad route
MadScientist - We have a ethernet on campus. According to Diana, its like having 6 ISPs.
JuanBo - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:43am)
Clepsydra - Hello, JuanBo, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
sub - lucky sub
JuanBo - hello
MadScientist - And, nobody is using the internet at this hour of the morning, so download times are super fast!
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 12:44am
sub - hi JB
Winsock - Hello, JB
JuanBo - im new here, so whats everyone talking about?
MadScientist - Hi Juan!
MadScientist - Uh...juan more time?
JoanneK - Hi, JB.
JuanBo - haha...
Rolly - Her face has changed seen a new pic if her the other day faces looks nothing like that why???
Rolly - Hi JB
MadScientist - http://users.skynet.be/bl.diffusion/gharazi2.jpg
JuanBo - i think she got a nose job done, cause i saw her on jenny jones and didnt even recognize her
MadScientist - We're looking at pics of fbbs
sub - so, will You be competing at the Arnold event, Powerful Joanne?
Winsock - Really, Rolly? Melissa has always been a favourite
JuanBo - Joanne, you really a female?
JoanneK - According to what I read, Melissa got off the roids for a year. That's why she looks different.
MadScientist - We just finished a heated argument about Bill Clinton sex scandals
Clepsydra - Did you know Monica has a hearing problem? All Bill really said was, "hold my calls and sack the cook."
JoanneK - Oh, yeah, sure, sub! That's funny.
MadScientist - Well, if you ask me, she made the right decision.
JoanneK - No, JB, I'm just "one of the guys." LOL!
boomer - careful juan, sensitive subject there
JoanneK - Of course, I don't believe all that I read, Rolly.
JuanBo - hmmm...
sub - maybe next year, huh, Beautiful Joanne?
MadScientist - I'm sure everyone here agrees that steroids are bad for one's health anyway.
Winsock - Now, now, JK, I've seen your pic, you don't look like "one of the guys"
Rolly - Win I did not say she way not but the face has changed..
JuanBo - I love your gallery boomer
JuanBo - could I see one Joanne, please...
JoanneK - I was just playing around with Juan, winsock. Juan, yes, I am really a female.
MadScientist - http://users.skynet.be/bl.diffusion/gharazi3.jpg
Rolly - JK i did not read it i seen it with my eyes..
sen - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:48am)
Clepsydra - Hello, sen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
sen - Hi Joanne !
sub - hi sen
MadScientist - Go head JK. You have a pretty good bod to show off!
JoanneK - Hi, sen baby!
Rolly - Hi sen
sen - Hi All!
MadScientist - Hi Sen
Winsock - Hiya, sen
boomer - thank you juan, i have a good pic going up tomorrow of the girl from the tv show 7th heaven
JoanneK - I still love that Valentine's Day card you sent me, sen.
sen - I have a question to the auussies here
boomer - wassup sen
MadScientist - http://users.skynet.be/bl.diffusion/gharazi5.jpg
JoanneK - MS, wait until you see the new ones of me. Damn it, JF needs to get that camera!
JuanBo - cool
sen - That'S nice to hear Joanne
boomer - sen, you're using that impossible to read color again
JuanBo - well, let me see one of the old one
sen - Colour changed
Rolly - Sen what is it??
boomer - there you are sen
sen - What time is now in Melbourne ?
Clepsydra - Time for a change 12:50am
JoanneK - This one is a year old, JB. But, here it comes.
JoanneK - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi126.jpg
Rolly - About 5 pm why?
JuanBo - thanks
JoanneK - It takes awhile to download because it was scanned at a high resolution.
sen - because I am not sure when the F 1 race at sunday starts
JuanBo - wow...nice bis, howd you get those? :)
* boomer will not look at it, what was once one of his most beloved pics has now been deleted from the hard drive
sen - but woth to wait for this PIC !
MadScientist - http://www.thegunsite.de/personal/Deborah%20Compton/debi4.jpg
Winsock - Boomer, what's the prob?
* sub thinks Joanne was beautiful a year ago
JuanBo - you do have a kicken bod girl, if you dont mind me saying so
JoanneK - Well, to be honest, I always had biceps. Now I am working to get my whole body muscular.
boomer - no prob here win
JoanneK - Thank you, JB. Very nice to hear that!
JoanneK - Thank you very much, subbie!
JuanBo - cool...are there any others here?
sen - mmhh Rolly........are you sure ? about the time...that means 10 hours before here....
JoanneK - Boomer has no right to be mad. I did nothing to him, winsock. I was the one who should still be pissed.
JoanneK - JB, here is another one of me that was taken in August 1998.
sub - You are welcome, as always, Mighty Joanne
JuanBo - ight sender over
JoanneK - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi257.jpg
Rolly - MS i know this girl, she is a friend of mine..
MadScientist - Good bi's JK
sen - Have to run again...........keep on looking so fanantastic Joanne.........thanks for the info
JuanBo - *jaw drops* WOW!
JoanneK - Okay, sen. Take care, sexy.
Rolly - Sen i can read a clock ,just not spell yes i am sure..
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 12:54am
JoanneK - Thanks, MS.
JoanneK - I have some ideas for some killer poses!!!
sen - Do you know when the race starts there ?
JuanBo - do tell
sen - / me blushes
* sub thinks Joanne was beautiful in August, too
JoanneK - You'll just have to wait and see, JB.
Winsock - Gorgeous, JK
JoanneK - Thanks, win!
JuanBo - darn...
JoanneK - I don't really like the bikin pic, sub. But, thank you anyway.
JuanBo - if you dont mind me asking, how young are you?
JoanneK - I'm 28, JB.
* sub thinks it doesn't matter what Joanne is wearing
JuanBo - wow...
Rolly - MS were did you get the pic of Deb Compton and how old is it???
Winsock - or not wearing
MadScientist - I like the short pants one myself
JoanneK - How young are you, JB?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sen, come back soon.
sen - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:57am)
JuanBo - does that matter? :)
JuanBo - younger than you...hehe
JoanneK - I asked JF if he would mind taking a topless picture of me flexing and post it here. He said, "Absolutely NO WAY!"
MadScientist - Well, I got to go to bed. Its 1:00 am over here.
JoanneK - See ya, MS.
MadScientist - Nite everyone
JuanBo - WHY!?!?!
Winsock - Night, MS, see you next time
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:58am)
JoanneK - No, it doesn't matter, JB.
Winsock - Thanks for the pics!
sub - 'night MS
JuanBo - night mr. mad
JoanneK - I suppose he doesn't want all the guys seeing me topless, JB.
Winsock - Mad is his first name, I think
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:00am
sub - the mad rush to Chicago might throw the earth's rotation out of whack
JuanBo - oh wel
JuanBo - I could understand...
JoanneK - LOL, sub!
Winsock - I dunno, sub, all that flexin' might create some sort of gravitational vortex.
JuanBo - hey...what is everyone here into...asides from the obvious
Rolly - So JK witch ones of those pics wrer you?
Rolly - wrer=were
boomer - rolly likes sheep JB...lol
JoanneK - The ones I posted, Rolly. They are down on the screen somewhere.
Winsock - Classical music for one thing, JB
Rolly - boomer you are thinking of Kiwi's not Aissies..
sub - let's see, JB. Winsock is into footwear prizes...
JuanBo - hehe...he must be from alabama...j/k
JoanneK - Well, I'm going to go now. Good night Clepsydra and JuanBo and Rolly and Winsock and boomer and sub !
Winsock - No he's not, Rolly
sub - sweet dreams, Lovely Joanne
Rolly - Bye JK
JuanBo - night night, tell us when you get the new pics...ttake down my email if you wish...
Winsock - Night, JK
JoanneK - Night.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, JoanneK, come back soon.
JoanneK - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:03am)
Clepsydra - Bye, GoodBodyJoanne
Socrates - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:04am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Socrates, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
sub - hi Soc
Rolly - Soc hi again..
Winsock - Wb, Soc
Socrates - hi sub and others
JuanBo - I meant rather like...wrestling, armwrestling, l&c...so on
boomer - ah hah, Ms K logs off and soc logs on
Winsock - sub and others?
others - Nickname change, boomer is now known as others
others - hi soc
Socrates - so who wants to see topless pics of me?
boomer - Nickname change, others is now known as boomer
Winsock - No thanks, I'm just finishing my dinner
sub - JB, i like Femuscle, wrestling, and Femdom
JuanBo - of you? are you a female? are you goodlooking?
JuanBo - ill take that as a no...
boomer - soc is none of the above
Winsock - none of the below, either
JuanBo - homo sapien?
sub - i heard Soc looks pretty good in a push-up
Socrates - boom, where have you been the last few days?
Rolly - time to go,,see you later others,..lol
sub - cya Rolly
Socrates - bye rolly
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rolly, come back soon.
Rolly - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:07am)
Winsock - Later, Rolly :)
JuanBo - adios
boomer - i'm actually being forced to get work done at work soc, its ugly
boomer - christine must have finally gotten home
Winsock - You need to change jobs immediately, boomer
boomer - you're right win, this is horrible
Socrates - so your boss is being strict with you and you don't want to disobey her boomer?
sub - the whole work thing is overrated, i think
JuanBo - anyone in lift and carry here?
boomer - no soc, i would enjoy that
Socrates - that's boomer's job JB
Winsock - I solved that problem, JB, I rented a forklift
JuanBo - haha...
Socrates - HBP is the main man for l&c JB
JuanBo - i know, i havent seen him post in a coupla months though...
Winsock - Yeah but I think JB is looking for a woman. But I might be wrong
JuanBo - no...just anyone to talk to about that...or anything else.
JuanBo - anyone want to suggest some topics?
sub - most of us will talk about darn near anything, JB. often with little provocation
Winsock - have you checked wb270's site?
JuanBo - ???
Winsock - http://wb270.com
JuanBo - what is it?
boomer - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/a/armfan/armfa326.jpg
boomer - this is what i wish i was into
Winsock - contact list, JB
sub - most of the Women who wrestle will also do l&c, JB
Bernie - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:15am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Bernie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
JuanBo - wow...whats that?
Socrates - no is the prefect time boomer - she's just coming out of the grieving period
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 01:15am
sub - hi Bern
Winsock - oh brother
Socrates - Hi Bernie
boomer - she does seem to getting out more soc
JuanBo - that ladies got some nice bis, i wonder how she got them...
Winsock - Hi, bernie
boomer - hey, its bernie williams of the yankees
Socrates - i heard she used to be a gymnast
Bernie - yes i lift a dish or two my self
Winsock - Her bis are okay, nothing that great
JuanBo - ah...
Socrates - Melissa Coates is quite a dish
boomer - in her younger days, also a cheerleader, but she has mentioned on many an occasion shes an endomorph (?), tends to put muscle on easily
Bernie - boomer do you have a baby problem ?
Winsock - Indeed, Soc
Socrates - but i think Christine Lydon has overtaken her
boomer - winsock, i will have to suggest that you be suspended for that crack
JuanBo - I love diana to death, as well as her website, but she needs to get a better chat server...
sub - i gotta go. 'night guys
Winsock - A better chat server?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sub, come back soon.
sub - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:18am)
Clepsydra - The subdolous insubstantial sub is now subduced.
Winsock - Night, sub
JuanBo - endomorph is a naturally fat person, big boned and musceled...
Socrates - 'night sub
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
JuanBo - there are also ectomorphs, who are naturally skinny, and lighlty muscled, and mesomorphs who are naturally mediumly muscular
Bernie - Boomer the crack in your ass
boomer - okay bernie, i'll bite, baby problem?
Socrates - so which one is a mesomorph
Winsock - This isn't a chat server exactly, it's HTML and cgi-bin
Bernie - night Sub!
boomer - bernie...?????
JuanBo - java chat...like yahoo, aol...
Bernie - thats a time period called baby boomers
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my future it is revealed 01:20am
Winsock - Yeah but Java is only good for Java-enabled browsers
Socrates - so what's lacking then here?
Winsock - An IRC server would be nice
JuanBo - something quicker....like...deos anyone have icq?
Socrates - besides jabber i mean
Winsock - ICQ is not so good with conferencing
Winsock - IRC is established and works with any client
JuanBo - what was that wb site again?
JuanBo - the chat part of it is awesome...
Winsock - http://wb270.com
Bernie - Juan did you know you can winsocks in this chatroom site ?WINSOCK is into foot fetish
Bernie - he buys old uncleand socks for big money from the woman
Winsock - I am?
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Socrates
JuanBo - ummm....ick...but to each his own
Winsock - Sounds interesting, Bernie, I'll keep it in mind
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
Winsock - brb
Socrates - no that's Wimpsock Bernie
JuanBo - hey, im wondering, how odl is everyone here?
Bernie - he buys them if you do not wish them and you are a big powerful woman so if you have any connections ,please! give them to winsock
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Socrates - i'm quite odl JB
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
JuanBo - haha...OLD...OLD everyone...
Bernie - Socrates was his partner and would buy SOC-CRATES! other words crates of uncleaned socks from the woman but they could not trust each other and the partnership ended
boomer - are we talking physically or intellectually juan?
JuanBo - well...physically...becuase i know if i were to answer there would be a wolrd of difference
Bernie - well i am 23 years old and like very small woman bodybuilders
JuanBo - thats cool
Socrates - i was born in the 60's i think
* boomer stops to gag at bernie thinking he is 23 years old and likes them small
Winsock - back
Winsock - very clever, Bernie
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:30am
Bernie - 70's for me
Socrates - bernie, i should introduce you to laurie Feierstein
boomer - physically i'm about 60 and intellectually about 12, chronologically i'm somewhere in the middle
JuanBo - hmmm...
Winsock - But I'd never blow anyone's cover. I've gotta run to the store. Be back inna bit
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Winsock, come back soon.
Winsock - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:32am)
Clepsydra - His socks follow him onward
boomer - bernie is closer to being 70 than being born in the 70's
Bernie - both Winsock and Socrates are top sock buyers and if you ever have a session and want to make extra money steal the socks from the woman and ziplock them for freshness(Smells) will not escape and you get $50.00 for your treoubles
Socrates - winsock is always going to that store - what does it sell?
boomer - bed time for me fellas, i have to work AGAIN tomorrow morning
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my fate is sealed 01:34am
Socrates - you are a workaholic boomer
Socrates - don't let the bed bugs bite
Bernie - night boomer
boomer - i'm not happy about it soc, but i have internet fees to pay
boomer - later fellas
Clepsydra - Cheerio, boomer, come back soon.
boomer - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:35am)
Clepsydra - Bye, Boomer
Bernie - your crates of socks
Socrates - and then there were three
Bernie - maybe only two
Bernie - think Juan is gone without logging off
Socrates - JB, are you here?
Socrates - well that's what novices do
BLU - Nickname change, Bernie is now known as BLU
Socrates - Bernie, why are you pretending to be BLU?
BLU - yep we should inform them as they come in ...teach them right from the start
Socrates - Aussie still does it
BLU - because Nicole went to bed without me
Socrates - when does J's ban end?
FistMan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:39am)
Clepsydra - Hello, FistMan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's the man with the video camera!
FistMan - hello people
BLU - wrong this way you know who's here or who left
Socrates - Hey Fisto!
FistMan - socman, bluman
BLU - is the BANLINE SOCKS we are talking about Socrates ?
Socrates - Blu, i don't get your question
BLU - tonights subject is uncleaned socks we can steal from the woman after their session
FistMan - someone stole nicole's dirty socks?
BLU - used to be a brand of socks sold here in America
Socrates - i don't participate in that any more
BLU - yes Socrates did as well as winsock
Socrates - What is this Femsport deal Fist?
FistMan - those bastards
FistMan - it is an exciting new venture, blu
Clepsydra - FistMan, you have a new Private message from Socrates
BLU - they were partners in sock sniffing and do not buy as many socks anymore they used to ziplock them to keep in the mostage
FistMan - tre, oriole and i...with help from maybe paul and/or pj...and god knows who else
FistMan - will be an online magazine and we'll do videos too
Socrates - i will have to open my mostage soon
BLU - lol yes we found out alot about win and Soc used to be panty sniffers
FistMan - i would have guessed it was scooby that stole the socks...he likes to chew things that smell
Socrates - pay site or marketing site?
BLU - fist what is this for ?
FistMan - for fun and profit
FistMan - free site for the time-being, soc
BLU - wow chat room too ?
Socrates - what sports are you looking to target Fist?
FistMan - no chat room
FistMan - we're looking to profile female athletes who happen to be muscular and pretty
BLU - night all
Clepsydra - Cheerio, BLU, come back soon.
BLU - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:49am)
Clepsydra - Click click
FistMan - soc, i just stopped in to say hi...so i'll catch you later
Socrates - night BLU
Socrates - night Fist
FistMan - night
Clepsydra - Cheerio, FistMan, come back soon.
FistMan - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:51am)
Clepsydra - His fists follow him onward.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:51am)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
Winsock - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:52am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Winsock, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - GPF error #495824 hit any key to continue
Winsock - Wow, turn my back for 10 minutes and everyone logs off
Socrates - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:53am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Socrates, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
Winsock - Hey, Soc
Socrates - what did you get at the store?
Winsock - I picked up beer and cigs
Athena - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 01:53am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Athena, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, Athena
Winsock - Gotta feed my vices
Socrates - you don't smoke do you Win?
Athena - Hi again!
Winsock - I'm afraid that I do, Soc
Socrates - Hello Athena, couldn't sleep?
Winsock - Hey, Athena
Athena - Actually, working at home...:(..preparing for my next presentation
Socrates - maybe you should change your name to Winfield
Socrates - Colour changed
Winsock - Or Winston
Socrates - what are you presenting Athena?
Winsock - I quit for 2 yrs but then I married a smoker. It's all her fault :)
Socrates - have you only been married once Win, if I may ask?
Winsock - My first marriage really doesn't count
Athena - Exceptional Customer Service...how trite! but necessary.
Winsock - Yes, Athena, you have to play the game
Socrates - You get a lot of exceptional customers do you Athena?
Athena - I'm looking forward to the next one after that...Balancing Work and Family!
Socrates - So win, the fbb smoked?
Athena - of course Soc!
Winsock - Hmmm
Winsock - Yes, Soc, amazing, isn't it?
Athena - everyone on the planet is exceptional in his/her own way!
Socrates - that's a bit of l&c then Athena
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:00am
Socrates - reminds of the scene in "the Life of Brian"
Winsock - You don't balance work and family, you juggle them
Socrates - i notice quite a few fbb's smoke
Winsock - I had an office at home, kids running in and out all day, how do you balance that?
Winsock - Indeed, Soc, I've noticed that too
Athena - that's very true Win...it is more like juggling...
Winsock - I hope I was helpful with your list, Soc, it's hard to be comprehensive
Socrates - yes thanks win, it's good to get an outside view
Winsock - PMs on
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from Winsock
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Socrates - Athena, why did you move to Texas?
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from Winsock
Athena - my ex-husband moved here for work...
Socrates - was he an fbb fan?
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from Winsock
Athena - no, he wanted me to be a skinny supermodel type...he thought I was beautiful, but too big!
Winsock - What does he know?
Athena - exactly! He was an idiot!
Winsock - Probably still is
Athena - actually, yes!
Socrates - i go more for the supergirl type
Winsock - Wonder woman perhaps? Linda Carter?
Socrates - Linda Carter was good for the 70's - there was a discussion on one board about who should play Supergirl in the new movie
Athena - That's why I picked Athena for my name...strong, powerful, warrior...
Winsock - It's a cool name
Socrates - i said to be true to the comic she has to be blonde, between 5'4" and 5'10" muscular but not too solid
Winsock - Melissa Coates
Socrates - someone like Debbie Kruck or Cyndie Meintzer or Christine Lydon
Socrates - yes,coCatesy would be good
Athena - Given that criteria, I could play Supergirl...I'm blonde, 5'7" and muscular but not too solid! lol
Socrates - Athena i think they are still auditioning
Athena - great...I'm sure I have a shot at the role! NOT!!!
Socrates - Athena, which fbb or celeb do you look like?
Winsock - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 02:23am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Winsock, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - GPF error #495824 hit any key to continue
'thena - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 02:23am)
Clepsydra - Hello, 'thena, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Athena - Nickname change, 'thena is now known as Athena
Winsock - Ack
Winsock - I was booted
Athena - CRAP! Why'd we get booted??
Socrates - i'm back
Socrates - what is that acronym Athena c.r.a.p.?
Athena - just crap...you know shit!
Athena's Fan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 02:27am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Athena's Fan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, Athena
Socrates - which fbb or celeb do you look like?
Athena's Fan - hi, i'm a big fan
Socrates - facially i mean
Socrates - hi AF
Athena's Fan - http://www.goduke.com/graphics/1997/12/22/taymon_domzalski.gif
Athena's Fan - I've been told I look like this guy, soc
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:30am
Athena - guys, I have to go, my screen is blank...can't see your conversations...good night...talk to you tomorrow!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Athena, come back soon.
Athena - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 02:30am)
Clepsydra - Bye, goddess of Knowledge and Defensive Warfare
Winsock - Night, Athena
Soc Fan - Nickname change, Athena's Fan is now known as Soc Fan
Socrates - he looks like quite a stud
Winsock - /nich Electric Fan
Electric Fan - Nickname change, Winsock is now known as Electric Fan
Soc Fan - his girlfriend is pretty hot
Socrates - sleep tight Athena
Socrates - does she have any muscles?
Soc Fan - she's in descent shape for a girl
Soc Fan - leggy blonde
Socrates - descent shape - is she a rock climber?
Soc Fan - no...just a normal girl...she isn't fat is all i meant
Electric Fan - There are no normal girls here
Socrates - ohhh - you mean decent shape
Soc Fan - she isn't here
Soc Fan - hard word to spell
Soc Fan - can never remember
Win Fan - Nickname change, Soc Fan is now known as Win Fan
Electric Fan - Funny, FM
Win Fan - another big winning night fellas
Socrates - win, your hand must have recovered to open up such a big lead in the stats
Win Fan - i'm as hot as an electric fan
Electric Fan - I'm not trying to take a lead in anything
Win Fan - duke 104, virginia 67
Socrates - but the hand is better?
Win Fan - how could anybody bet virginia?
Win Fan - they win the first two games by 46 each and the line is only 26
Electric Fan - Yes, Soc, somewhat. It comes back to haunt me on occasion
Win Fan - i should have emptied my god damned bank account
Socrates - haunted by a hand - sounds pretty spooky
Win Fan - the line should have been 46 points
Win Fan - glad to hear your hand is feeling better, win
Electric Fan - Spooky as can be, Soc
Socrates - i must be off - catch you guys again soon
Electric Fan - Later, Soc
Socrates - watch out for that haunted hand Win
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 02:42am)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
Win Fan - and stay out
Electric Fan - yeah
Electric Fan - Any extraterrestrial women want to chat?
Win Fan - good luck
Electric Fan - I'm looking for someone out of this world here
Electric Fan - guess not
Electric Fan - Wanna armwrestle, WF?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:00am
Electric Fan - A bag of cashews to the winner
Win Fan - ok
Clepsydra rolls 7 for Win Fan
Electric Fan - You can have some cashews anyway but it's something to do
Win Fan - your turn
Electric Fan - I armwrestled Marissa Brown once
Win Fan - oh yeah? did you beat her?
Electric Fan - Nah, it was a stalemate
Electric Fan - I'm not an expert AW
Win Fan - so you really know a bunch of the older women, huh?
Win Fan - you are "connected"
Electric Fan - "older" women? I guess so
Win Fan - i meant female bodybuilders....they've only been around for 20 years so anyone not new to the scene is what i meant
Electric Fan - I was into the scene years ago
Electric Fan - By way of marriage mainly
Win Fan - you rarely talk of it
Electric Fan - There isn't much to talk about, really, name dropping and all that isn't very important
Win Fan - yeah...i guess so
Electric Fan - I like to maintain friendships, that's about it
Win Fan - where did you go to college, ef?
Electric Fan - Evergreen State and University of Washington
Electric Fan - Where are you, WF? You at duke?
Win Fan - you are a true pacific northwesterner
Electric Fan - It's my home now, yes, but I've lived elsewhere
Win Fan - where?
Rolly - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 03:13am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rolly, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Rolly - Whats going on guys?
Electric Fan - Colorado, Rhode Island, California, Australia, Philippine Islands
Electric Fan - Hi Rolly
Rolly - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 03:14am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rolly, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Rolly - don't all talk at onces..lol
Electric Fan - Canada, too
Rolly - Win you met any Fbb of note in the places you lived?
Rolly - Are you guys still here?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rolly, come back soon.
Rolly - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 03:21am)
Win Fan - rolly
Win Fan - all over, win...wow
Win Fan - oops...missed him
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:30am
Win Fan - guess everyone left me
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Win Fan, come back soon.
Win Fan - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 03:34am)
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Graveyard Watch 04:00am
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Morning Watch 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Morning Watch 05:00am
* Electric Fan never sleeps
Winsock - Nickname change, Electric Fan is now known as Winsock
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Morning Watch 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Morning Watch 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Morning Watch 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Morning Watch 07:00am
Winsock - Time to rise and shine, people
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Morning Watch 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Morning Watch 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Forenoon Watch 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:00am
crusher - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 09:04am)
Clepsydra - Hello, crusher, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
crusher - hello?
crusher - tahn kyou...a newbie here
crusher - anyone here?
Miz L - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 09:12am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Miz L, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Miz L - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 09:13am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Miz L, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Miz L - Hi, crusher.
Miz L - Hey, Winsock. You there?
CaptainCorc - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 09:16am)
Clepsydra - Hello, CaptainCorc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Amidst a skirl of bagpipes, the Captain reels in
CaptainCorc - Well, hi, MizL.
Miz L - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 09:18am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Miz L, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Miz L - Jeez....what's happenin'? Good Mornin', Sweetie.
CaptainCorc - Lock ups?
Miz L - I went to check the weather report and had to log on again.
CaptainCorc - Oh. What's the forecast?
Miz L - It said we're definately gonna have weather today.
CaptainCorc - I figured it'd be something like that.
Miz L - ...doesn't look like any snow, though! Hurray!!
CaptainCorc - It has to stop sometime...except in Snooty Valley. Could snow til June over there.
Miz L - The pink light is exceptional this morning. Go look, Captain.
Clepsydra - Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Virgos don't 'ave time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them fer Uncle Tom Cobley and all else. A: Approximately 1.000000 wiv an error of +/- 1 millionth. A: Let's clock: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned aht and the date it was bought, one to decide what's fault it is the bulb burned aht and ask why dat brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the drum as long as they're changing the bulb...
* CaptainCorc draws blinds and hides eyes.
Miz L - Be brave...you can do it. It's good for you.
Miz L - Actually, now that I have this "Grease" thing to do, I don't want Spring to arrive until late April.
CaptainCorc - Wherefore?
Miz L - Whaaat????
CaptainCorc - No, why.
Miz L - Even the snow banks are glowing pink. Pretty. You goofball!!
Miz L - When?
CaptainCorc - I'm a goofball all the time. Trying to find nude pictures of Monica Lewinsky at present.
Clepsydra - Monica needs to work on her resume. I just saw a copy, and her experience is limited to 18 months on the Presidential staff...
Winsock - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 09:29am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Winsock, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - GPF error #495824 hit any key to continue
CaptainCorc - Ah, I figured as much. Another scam.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:30am
Miz L - Hi, Win. How's the weather?
Winsock - Hi, Miz L
Winsock - I'm expecting a good friend of mine
Miz L - Captain, I think it's rather tacky of you to be looking at naughty pics with me in the room. :)
Miz L - Somebody for out of town, Win?
Richard - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 09:33am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Richard, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Miz L - for=from.
CaptainCorc - I wasn't LOOKING, I was LOOKING FOR. It was a scam.
Miz L - Hey Ho, Richard. Day off?
Richard - are there any naughty pictures of you Miz L. lol. good morning all. coming to meet WS's new recruit
Miz L - Same thing, meatball!!
Winsock - Somebody coming here, Miz L
Richard - yes, another day off. come to look at naughty pictures of you Miz L.
CaptainCorc - Same thing!! Good heavens, woman, there's a vast difference.
Richard - u know the ones. u and the goats. lol
Miz L - I'm checking my photo album....
TheLadyL - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 09:35am)
Clepsydra - Hello, TheLadyL, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Miz L - ...sorry, just one of me in a chicken suit.
Miz L - Hi, TheLadyL
TheLadyL - Hi Clepsydra :)
Clepsydra - REPORTER: Senator, are yer fer or against the MX missile box o' bits, innit? SENATOR: Bob, the MX missile box o' bits reminds me of an old saying dat the country folk in me state like to say. It goes like dis: "Yer can carry a pig fer six miles, but if yer set it dahn it might scarper away." I 'ave no idea why the country folk say dis. Maybe there's some kind of chemical pollutant in their drinking water. Dat is why I pledge to do all dat I can to protect the environment of dis 'andsome nation of ours, and put prayer back in the schools, where it belongs. What we need is jobs, not empty promises. I realize I'm risking me political career be being so outspoken on a sensitive issue such as the MX, but dat's just the kind of straight-rabbittin' 'onest person I am, and I can't 'elp it. -- Dave Barry, "On Presidential Politics"
Winsock - Greetings, TheLadyL
TheLadyL - Hi Clepsydra :)
Clepsydra - Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher von Braun
Richard - hey, it's TLL. WELCOME!!! any friend of Ken's is a friend of Ken's
CaptainCorc - Hi, TLL.
Winsock - Glad you could make it, LadyL
TheLadyL - hhahaha well said Richard
Miz L - ...when I was 6 years old.
Richard - ok. so post it Miz L. lol
* CaptainCorc remembers the chicken suit day....ooooooooooh.
CaptainCorc - 6???? Different day.
TheLadyL - hi CaptainCorc
Winsock - TLL is a good friend. She jerks my chain a lot, but that's only to be expected
TheLadyL - hi CaptainCorc
Miz L - It's on a silver plate.....won't fit in the scanner.
CaptainCorc - Colour changed
Richard - u didn't pluck her Cap'n. conduct unbecoming (plucking) an officer, if i'm not mistaken
TheLadyL - thats cuz you leave your chain laying around
* Winsock pulls in his chain
Miz L - ...not THAT chicken suit, sweetie.
Richard - i bet she steps on it as ur running away, WS
Richard - watches your head jerk back
TheLadyL - hahahaha
TheLadyL - he hardly ever runs from me
Richard - so other than Ken forcing you to come here and meet the misfits and the women who adore them, what brings you here, TLL?
CaptainCorc - No plucking was involved, as I recall....what's the legal definition of "plucking" by the way.
Winsock - I've been a misfit from day one
TheLadyL - I was here once before Richard...helping Ken test out somone's login....I told him I thought it was an interesting group
Richard - i think it involves plucking the breast and genital feathers without the chicken's consent
Winsock - LOL Richard
Richard - TLL, Freud said the same thing and then he fell over dead
TheLadyL - hahahahaha
Miz L - Are we interesting enough for you this morning, TLL?
Winsock - TLL is a big bird fan
Richard - it wasn't that funny. maybe just a haha would be appropriate. lol
Richard - if not, Miz L will do things with goats that you wouldn't believe.
Richard - knit sweaters. it's disgusting
Winsock - Not BigBird but you know what I mean
TheLadyL - certainly Miz L
Miz L - :)
Richard - ur sure not "BigBird"? u are over 21 TLL?
Miz L - TLL, what birds do you like? Keep any?
TheLadyL - I have 8 birds
TheLadyL - 4 parrots and 4 cockatiels
CaptainCorc - Exotics, TLL?
TheLadyL - way over 21 Richard
CaptainCorc - I have an African Grey.
TheLadyL - afrian grey, 2 amazons and an Indian ringneck
CaptainCorc - That's quite a collection. CAG or TAG?
Miz L - Neato. I have 14 ducks , 3 bantam chickens and a flock of pigeons.
Richard - don't feel bad about it TLL, i'm WAY over 21 myself
Miz L - I haven't heard of a Indian ringneck.
TheLadyL - CAG
TheLadyL - shoot....I have to run to town.....bbl
Winsock - 21 is just a vague memory
CaptainCorc - Another Alex, or do you just let it be yer basic parrot?
Miz L - Hey, it's the geriatic chat room!!
TheLadyL - nice meeting you all
CaptainCorc - Nice talking to you, TLL.
TheLadyL - bye ken :)
Richard - well, Ken it's not even vague to me anymore. lol
Winsock - Come back soon, TLL
Miz L - Come back soon. We want to hear more about your birds.
Richard - i'm into flamingoes
TheLadyL - okey....'bout an hour or so
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 09:49am
Richard - bye TLL. come back soon and we'll talk again
Winsock - I'll be here. Winsock never sleeps
Miz L - Flamingoes are what started it all for me, Richard.
Richard - we know Ken.
Winsock - Don't rub it in, Richard
Richard - that's funny Miz L. i actually collect the dimestore flamingoes from the 40-60's, but i met a guy who was doing research on flamingoes and asked if i had live ones to sell
Miz L - I have collected those figures, too.
Richard - i've got about 80-100 of them
Richard - been collecting them since the late sixties
Miz L - I spent one year dirving around photographing all the bad yard art famingoes I could find.
Miz L - Whoa, Richard. What's your best piece.
Richard - i have a couple of those, but don't really care for them. the ones from the 40's are the nicest
Richard - the ceramic ones. my wife and i have talked about doing a book on them. still isn't one out there that we know of
Miz L - I agree. I have 2 or 3 pieces from the 40's. The yard art just makes me laugh..it is sooo ugly!
Richard - probably the best is a TV lamp that is two flamingoes, one open winged around a planter
Richard - do u remember the TV lamp?
Richard - in general
Miz L - I'd buy a book about antique flamingoe firgurines.
Richard - i haven't seen one
Miz L - I remember that one. It's very nice. Do you have the falmingoe mirrors?
CaptainCorc - Richard, you might have something ridiculously valuable.
Winsock - i have a lava lamp, does that count?
Richard - the most beautiful are a pair from the 40's that have a beautiful paint job. one is head up and the other is head down
Winsock - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 09:56am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Winsock, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - GPF error #495824 hit any key to continue
Richard - we're hoping CC. but you have to have a customer. alot of them disappear because they break. we even have one with the price of 89 cents on it. i think i paid $75 for it
Miz L - I know those, too. I have one of the pair.
Miz L - I hope you're not in a earthquake zone, Richard.
Richard - i also have a lead one from the 20's or 30's
CaptainCorc - You could lace the water supply with some kind of "must have that flamingo" nerve toxin to drum up some customers, richard.
Richard - i'm in so. cal. so yes, i'm in earthquake country
Miz L - I've never heard of a lead one. Tell me more.
Richard - actually Cap'n i'd never sell them unless they were worth a 1/2 million or so
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:00am
Miz L - It's the Captains dream to make a million with a junk store.
Richard - actually, i think i found it buried in my garden. it's about 3" hi. nice detail
CaptainCorc - That's at least one of my dreams.
Richard - Miz L that's our house. i also collect TV lamps. so when u talk about ugly. lol
Miz L - No way....in your garden? Is it painted?
Richard - yeah, and it's in decent shape. just washed off the dirt
Miz L - I'd say that TV lamps are as ugly as plastic flamingoes.
Miz L - You rat, Richard. Those kind of finds make me jealous.
Richard - actually, i only get the nice ones. I have a panther, ducks, a chinese screen lamp, my flamingo treasure lamp, and a couple of others i can't remember
Miz L - Does it have the same style of painting as the ceramics?
Richard - yes that same style
Richard - i love art deco
Miz L - Is it stamped with any identiying marks?
Richard - i don't remember off hand. actually all the flamigoes are packed up
Miz L - ...just in case I spot one on a scrounging adventure.
Richard - but we do have a number with artists names and companies. Ohio Ball Art is one of them
Richard - hang on guys. i've got to write a note for school for my son. brb
Miz L - Mine are packed away, too. I had to put them away because I was getting all this junk as gifts. Most people thought flamingoes are flamingoes.
Miz L - Captain, tell me about another of your dreams.
Winsock - I need a life but i'm too chicken to give up the one i have
CaptainCorc - I have a dream....
Miz L - Ah, socky....poor baby.
CaptainCorc - where ALL God's children...
Winsock - Thanks, Miz L, you're soothing is most welcome
Winsock - We are that, CC, I'm a pantheist, though
Miz L - From what I've gleaned from this room, you've had something of a life, Win.
CaptainCorc - where ALL gods' children...
Winsock - Did I? I guess I must have missed that
Winsock - Are you stuttering, CC?
Miz L - Yea, lots of music...
Richard - what i've found Miz L is that most of the flamingoes that people give us as gifts are most often new. not that we don't appreciate them, but they're just not as well done
CaptainCorc - I was amending the statement for pantheists.
Winsock - Oh, ok, CC, sorry
CaptainCorc - No problem.
Richard - u guys are going to make me get a dictionary out -- "pantheist"?
Miz L - That's right, Richard. I dropped the flamingo thing publicly when I received a pair of pink plastic flamingo spa shoes.
Winsock - But you're making a distincion between God and His children. I don't think there is a distinction
Miz L - ....Captain, you were saying...
CaptainCorc - Take it up with Martin Luther King. Or Martin Luther. Or Martin Short.
Richard - we've got drinking glasses, napkin rings, towels, a trivot (sp?), potholders, etc
Winsock - Meaning we see things through the eyes of God, Richard. God is All and we are part of God
Winsock - It's the Universe seeking to know itself
Richard - don't have a problem with that view
Miz L - Some people don't have a clue in regards to the finer flamingo stuff.
Winsock - the finer flamingo stuff is pretty important, though
* CaptainCorc would have to count himself among the clueless.
Miz L - That it is, Win.
Richard - well, the interesting thing is that the ceramic flamingoes are really dime store items. i've paid as much as $150 for one
Winsock - So, Miz L, you wanna mess around?
Richard - the spreadwinged ones are the rarist
Miz L - Um, er, ah.....sure.
Winsock - we can talk flamingoes through the night
Miz L - I found all my flamingoes at yard sales and farm auctions. I got them very cheap.
Winsock - That's if CC doesn't mind, of course
CaptainCorc - What's a chatroom for if not messing around?
Miz L - OOps, not through the night. That's the Captain's time.
Richard - i've gotten some very cheap, but others i've PAID for. they have really disappeared. people are hording them like us
Winsock - Oh, darn, well okay, I'll leave you to it, then
Richard - a comprehensive book catalogging them would be great. we've talked about doing it one of these days
Miz L - We'll just have to wait 'till us boomers start dying off and our children throw the "junk" away.
Miz L - Do it, richard.
Richard - maybe so, Miz L. lol
Miz L - Win, I'm playing the Mendolsohn tomorrow.
Winsock - I can't believe people are hoarding flamingoes
Winsock - what's this world coming to?
Miz L - We could mess around now...the Captain is distracted looking at naughty pics.
Winsock - Fred Mendolsohn?
CaptainCorc - Life is full of unbelievable oddities.
Richard - really WS. lol.
CaptainCorc - Why, I'm shocked and dismayed, MizL.
Winsock - Look the other way, CC, Miz L and I are about to mess around
Miz L - LOL. yup, Fred. And the Captain is jealous.
Miz L - Oh, he is paying attention! Not now, Win.
Richard - another woman who loves to see those green eyes
Winsock - Ok, I'll wait in the wings
Richard - hey Miz L, u ever have ur toes sucked by someone other than goats. lol
* CaptainCorc makes careful note of this sordid episode for future reference.
Winsock - A mule, I think, Richard
Miz L - Richard!!!! You devil, you!
Richard - Cap'n ur in trouble. a mule sucking?
Winsock - Want me to flex for ya?
Miz L - Yea!!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:30am
CaptainCorc - Shucks, Richard, I've been called worse thangs than a mule.
* Winsock takes off his socks in preparation for flexing
radish - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 10:31am)
Clepsydra - Hello, radish, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Winsock - radish?
Richard - lol Cap'n. just give me a little time
radish - hi :)
Richard - hi radish
Miz L - Hi, radish. I'm watching, Win......
CaptainCorc - Hi, radish.
Winsock - Hi, radish
Winsock - Well watch a litle closer, Miz L, I'm flexing like crazy
Winsock - What kind of piano do you have, btw?
Winsock - Say Knabe
Richard - we didn't notice WS
Miz L - That flexing looks like a spasm. Captain, get the elixir ready.
Winsock - Sorry abou that, Richard
* CaptainCorc uncorks a jug of CaptainCorc's Patented Antispasmodic.
Miz L - I have a 6' Knabe. and IT'S BEING TUNED TODAY. I shout out of joy. It's been a year trying to get a tuner here.
Richard - wish i had a 6' Knabe. i wish i had a 6" Knabe. lol
CaptainCorc - Tch.
Winsock - Good deal. Knabe sold out to Aeolian and the pianos are shit now but if you have an older one they are one of the most mellow and fine pianos that you could own
Miz L - We have talked about this before. You enlightened me about the Aeolian sellout. Mine is a "real" Knabe.
Miz L - I bought it because of it's mellow sound. Particularly the bass...it's almost sensual.
Winsock - Then you're blessed, Miz L
Winsock - I agree, the bass is sensual
Winsock - I still think we should mess around
Miz L - I have to play the Mendolsohn on a 6' Baldwin. Compared to my piano it sounds like a toy. It doesn't do justice to the Mendolsohn.
CaptainCorc - These piano players. One "s" word and off they go.
Miz L - ...wanna play a duet?
Winsock - I'd love to play a duet with you Miz L
Richard - and your body is the keyboard, Miz L?
Miz L - Captain, you get a private performance tonight.
* CaptainCorc looks around for somebody to flirt with....
Winsock - Especially if it leads to sex, but it would have to have CC's approval
Richard - don't look at me Cap'n
Miz L - ...pick a tune, Win.
sen - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 10:44am)
Clepsydra - Hello, sen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* CaptainCorc smiles in anticipation...always liked Mendelsohn.
CaptainCorc - Hi, sen.
Miz L - Win, no sex on the piano, dear.
sen - Hello ! Miz L good morning ! Today's your big concert ??
Richard - hey sen
Winsock - I'll write something, Miz L, have you heard any of my compositions?
Richard - yeah, WS, u don't want to take the finish off it
Miz L - Hey, sen. Nope, the concert is tomorrow evening.
Miz L - Play one for me, Win.
Winsock - hold on
sen - OK...then I wish blow lrft and right besides your head.....should make luck for artists....am I right?
CaptainCorc - That's a new one on me, sen. I like it though.
Miz L - I haven't heard of the head blowing ritual, sen.
CaptainCorc - Must be one of those German slap dancer things.
Winsock - http://sequencer.webjump.com/
sen - may be it's spitting ??? We call it " toi Toi !
Miz L - You could just wish me warm hands.
Winsock - it's a bit slow
sen - are you nervous ? Dont know theright english word......FOr sure I wish you very warm hands....I would like to warm tham up for you
CaptainCorc - Man, if this goes on, you're gonna have to pay for your OWN membership, MizL. You're getting too popular.
CaptainCorc - Just kidding.
sen - :o)
CaptainCorc - Actually, I'm happy to see you've all taken a liking to MizL.
sen - Is there any other way a nice Lady should be treated Captn ?
Richard - do you think we could get this woman to wrestle Renee Toney?
CaptainCorc - None that I can think of sen. You're most gallant.
Richard - http://norn01.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female.bodybuilder/544/ad2newsgr2.jpg
Miz L - Cool, winsock. Thanks for the tunes. Unfortunately, it wouldn't play. I have the Captain mess with it tonight and get back to you with my critique.
Miz L - I didn't know you composed.
Winsock - ok, Miz L. you need to get your MIDI set up working
CaptainCorc - Did you get them downloaded MizL?
Winsock - I have a piano duet there for your amusement
Miz L - I don't think so, Captain. You know I'm a nidget when it comes to 'puter stuff.
Miz L - I saw the duet. I can't wait to hear it.
sen - So I have to go again....this time is too expensive for me.....if anybody meets SG today....please tell him he was right about the time the race we both are looking forward....3am UK time
Clepsydra - Time for tea 10:56am
Dennis - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 10:56am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Dennis, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Dennis - Hi room
CaptainCorc - Well, we'll take a crack at it tonight, then. wouldn't want you to miss out on winsock's nimble fingers.
Winsock - Hi, Dennis
sen - HI Dennis ! I just finially responsed to your Email
Miz L - Bye, sen. Thanks for the toi, toi.
Richard - hi Dennis
CaptainCorc - Roger that, sen. Good to see you.
Winsock - Heh, CC
Miz L - Hi, Dennis.
Dennis - hi radish where from?
Dennis - Hi Miz L
Dennis - Sen how to translate to english Schweinfurt (city name)
sen - thanks Captn....bye for now ,....may be I am here tonight dont know yet! All the best for your concert Miz L and very warm hands . :o)
CaptainCorc - Pig Fort.
sen - something like that , yep
Miz L - Bye, sen. thanks.
Dennis - CC knows german too!!!!!!!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sen, come back soon.
sen - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 10:59am)
CaptainCorc - There used to be ball bearing factories there.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:00am
CaptainCorc - Not really, Dennis.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:01am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - There's a puff of red smoke, and a Valkyrie appears. Cough splutter cough cough.
Diana the Valkyrie - yoo hoo
Winsock - yo, Valkyrie
CaptainCorc - Hi, Diana.
Miz L - Hello, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - Saw your posting
Dennis - Hi Diana
CaptainCorc - What in the world is a Jumblie?
Richard - hey Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - You're right, calling out someone's name isn't illegal in RL, even if you were told it in confidence
Diana the Valkyrie - Far and few, far and few are the lands where the Jumblies live
Winsock - I know
CaptainCorc - And they have tubs, these Jumblies?
Diana the Valkyrie - They went to sea in a Sieve, they did,
CaptainCorc - And what's "RL"?
Diana the Valkyrie - In a Sieve, they went to sea:
Winsock - real life
Diana the Valkyrie - Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
Diana the Valkyrie - And they went to Sea in a Sieve.
CaptainCorc - That seems unwise.
Diana the Valkyrie - With only a beautiful pea-green veil
Richard - well, today is bill writing day. i'll catch you all on the next time around. cya all
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 11:05am
Diana the Valkyrie - Tied with a riband by way of a sail,
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Richard, come back soon.
Richard - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:05am)
Winsock - nonsense
Diana the Valkyrie - To a small tobacco-pipe mast;
CaptainCorc - See ya, Richard.
sub - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:05am)
Clepsydra - Hello, sub, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.
Diana the Valkyrie - Edward Lear
Miz L - Bye, Richard.
Winsock - Hi, sub
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.wp.cc.nc.us/~astatos/vampire/clans/malk/book_not/lear.htm
CaptainCorc - Hi, sub. Real life, huh? Well, that settles it then.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Sub
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana, Beautiful Miz L. hi guys
Junior - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:06am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Junior, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Miz L - Hi, sub.
Dennis - hi sub
CaptainCorc - Lear. OK, thank you kindly.
sub - hi Jr
Dennis - hi Junior
Winsock - I'd be mighty too, but i've given it up for Lent. Is it Lent yet?
Miz L - ..there's that "Beautiful" again....love it.
Junior - Hi Diana. Could you tell me how I could join the "Power Sqeeze" ?
Diana the Valkyrie - sub's good at grovelling. He can grovel for you wholesale
CaptainCorc - sub's the most flattering guy on the net.
Miz L - Hi, junior.
Diana the Valkyrie - The Message Board is all there is, Junior, post on that
sub - below cost, even
Miz L - It's Lent, Win.
Winsock - I'll take a gross
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Dennis, come back soon.
Dennis - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:08am)
sub - Colour changed
Miz L - I'll pay full price.
Winsock - I thought so, Miz L. Still don't want to mess around?
Dennis - I am back
CaptainCorc - Good grief. I'd better improve my grovelling.
Junior - Hi everybody. Hey, could anyone tell me how I could join the power squeeze ?
Miz L - ...well, sure, Win. ...but the Captain is still here.
Diana the Valkyrie - Sign up at sub's sycophancy school
CaptainCorc - And here I thought it was the one thing I was really good at.
Winsock - power squeeze?
Dennis - what's power squeeze?
Diana the Valkyrie - Junior, I just told you how
CaptainCorc - sub is the undisputed master, that's for sure.
Miz L - And though this is too much fun, I have to go get the ducks and goats off the piano before the tuner gets here.
Winsock - Tell the Capt to get on his bike, I'm on my way
sub - i'm not aware that the power squeeze is something you join like a club, Jr
Miz L - YOU ARE THE BEST, CAPTAIN!!!!
CaptainCorc - See you later, MizL. And I promise you'll have your chance to mess around with Winsock. But, "I like to watch".
sub - farewell, Lovely Miz L
Miz L - naughty, naughty, Captain.
Miz L - Lovely.....mmmmm.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:13am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy wonders when Scooby will be finished moulting
sub - hi Scoob
Miz L - Hi, bye, Scooby.
CaptainCorc - Just a little voyeurism.
* Diana the Valkyrie watches the dog trot in
Winsock - 'sokay, I'm an exibitionist
Dennis - Mr Winsock what about Straus Waltz!!!!! (Blue Danube)!!!!!!!!!
Scooby - Hi kids!
Junior - Thanks for the info Di, bye everybody - I'm on my way to get squeezed.
Dennis - Here Scooby comes with plenty of nude pics !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winsock - Well what about it, Dennis? I like Strauss ok
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Junior, come back soon.
Junior - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:14am)
CaptainCorc - Hi, Scoob.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Miz L, come back soon.
Miz L - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:15am)
Scooby - Is anyone *man* enough to handle my sexy stockinged feet pic links?
Winsock - You can't outdo me, Scooby, I have pictures with bananas and carrots
CaptainCorc - sandra on the clubhouse page (grumble grumble). I thought Sandra was the *librarian* searcher, dagnabit.
Winsock - http://freya.thevalkyrie.com/~website1/CoffeeLounge/00362al.jpg
Winsock - http://freya.thevalkyrie.com/~website1/CoffeeLounge/00363al.jpg
Diana the Valkyrie - She wears four hats
Winsock - http://freya.thevalkyrie.com/~website1/CoffeeLounge/00364al.jpg
Scooby - Yuck, Winsock! Are you a pervert?
Winsock - /linik http://freya.thevalkyrie.com/~website1/CoffeeLounge/00364al.jpg
CaptainCorc - Dingblist her eyes anyhoo. Thanks for the tip.
Winsock - just play with the URL
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby often plays with his URL
sub - 'Dingblist'?
CaptainCorc - I got carried away, sub.
sub - always room for a new curse, CC
Dennis - http://norn01.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/743/coatme03.jpg
Diana the Valkyrie - Try yiddish, it's great for cursing
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Winsock
Diana the Valkyrie - "A brocha on dien kop"
CaptainCorc - Well, it's not up there with "may your thighs rot", but I was sputtering and stuck for a biblical reference.
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Diana the Valkyrie - Literally "A blessing on your head", but it depends on exactly how you say it
CaptainCorc - Hit em on the head with a brochure?
Diana the Valkyrie - /precog off
Winsock - precog off LOL
Dennis - http://norn01.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/743/pp109a.jpg
sub - hmmmm. maybe you say it while holding a threatening brochure. otherwise it doesn't sound so curse-like
Dennis - what are these ladies doing?
CaptainCorc - It *does* seem somewhat mild for a curse.
CaptainCorc - Tatting, Dennis.
CaptainCorc - Just a guess.
Winsock - Tatting? what does that mean
CaptainCorc - Making lace.
CaptainCorc - Like I said, it was just a guess.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:30am
sub - those are some interesting doilies
Dennis - http://norn01.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/743/masino7.jpg
Dennis - She's tired
* CaptainCorc chuckles appreciatively at sub.
Scooby - My name is Scooby. I like porn.
CaptainCorc - HI, SCOOBY.
Dennis - Pornobusines is prosecuted uin Ukraine by jailing in term up tp 5 years with partial property confiscation
sub - i thought you liked death, Scoob
CaptainCorc - That's a very sick attitude, Dennis.
Winsock - indeed
Dennis - what do u mean CC? Our law is not perfect!
Scooby - Porn and death are good.
CaptainCorc - One might even say perverted if one were not as broadminded as the old Captain.
CaptainCorc - Well, shucks, Dennis. Where would the Ukraine be without the internet then? Lord a'mighty it'd be too dismal to contemplate.
CaptainCorc - It'd be like living in Alabama or something.
Scooby - Porn, death and nylons. That's all I live for...
Winsock - You wouldn't want to live in Alabama
Scooby - ... and Taco Bell. But that's it. Porn, death, nylons and Taco Bell.
Dennis - CC as matter of fact such sentences are real should they have been effected at all. Our power is looking tru fingers on this. U can buy in any VIDEO-STORE XXX for UAh10.00 (roughly $3)
Dennis - I mean rare very rare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scooby - ...and video games. Porn, death, nylons, Taco Bell and video games. But nothing else.
CaptainCorc - No kidding? Well, as long as they don't enforce such a depraved law, it's OK.
sub - and that's all he needs
Scooby - Well, there's also beer...
Scooby - ... and fast cars ...
Scooby - BUT THAT'S IT!
CaptainCorc - Of course, once a law's on the books...look out.
Dennis - fast cars is moovie name?
Scooby - Porn, death, nylons, Taco Bell video games, beer and fast cars! That's all I live for!
Diana the Valkyrie - ... and chocolate ...
CaptainCorc - Nothing else at all Scoob? Think hard now.
sub - ...and playing with his URL...
Scooby - Did I forget cigars?
Morgalla - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:40am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Morgalla, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
CaptainCorc - You forgot cigars.
CaptainCorc - Hi, Morgalla.
Scooby - Porn, death, nylons, Taco Bell, video games, beer, fast cars and cigars. NOTHING ELSE! I am a man of simple means...
Morgalla - Greetings all!
Dennis - I prefer vine Hv u ever tasted ukrainain vine?
Dennis - Hi Morgalla
CaptainCorc - Not me, Dennis. Is it exported?
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Morgalla
sub - greetings, Beautiful Morgalla
Scooby - Of course, there's also comic books...
CaptainCorc - Think some more, Scoob. You don't want to miss something critical.
Clepsydra - Morgalla, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Morgalla - Hello Captain, hello Dennis, and especially hello to you sub, you flatter me!
Dennis - I think yes. In 1995 some vine was exported to EEC and South Africa. Russia, Central asia,. China buy our vine!!!!!!!!!!
Scooby - ... and my bubble gum card collection ...
Diana the Valkyrie - Dubbing?
Scooby - ... and my Spice Girls CD ...
Scooby - Well, yeah, that too, I suppose...
CaptainCorc - None to the US?
sub - besides, Scoob, i thought you were a martini-drinker
Scooby - BUT THAT'S IT!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Is the bubble gum fully chewed?
CaptainCorc - I've never seen any.
Clepsydra - Morgalla, you have a new Private message from Dennis
Morgalla - Scoob, I'm sure you like more than one kind of food besides tacos!
Scooby - Oooops, I forgot about the gin and olives...
Scooby - You're right Morgalla, there's also Pizza Hut!!
Clepsydra - Dennis, you have a new Private message from Morgalla
Winsock - I want my bubble gum back
CaptainCorc - What about the occasional wank, Scoob?
Morgalla - Ah yes, tacos and Pizza Hut! A neccessity to ANY diet!
Dennis - Oh no US is very protected country for our goods. many anti-damping procedures on steel, aliminium
Scooby - Porn, death, nylons, Taco Bell video games, beer and fast cars, cigars, comic books, bubble gum cards, Spice Girls, Pizza Hut and martinis...
Winsock - wanking is privileged information
Scooby - But those are the ONLY things that mean anything to me in life...
Morgalla - Yes, we don't need to know about wanking!
Scooby - Well, I just sorta figured that wanking fell under porn...
Scooby - do we need to make another catagory?
sub - those Taco Bell video games are great
Morgalla - No not another category!
CaptainCorc - They do sorta go together, but I'd be careful to explicitly include it in the list if I were you.
Winsock - not another category, please
Dennis - For the main thing is prosperity of our Motherland. But I also like hard-rock, Martini bianco, bodybuilding, and market economy
CaptainCorc - You never know what the lawyers might do to you.
Scooby - Oh shit! I forgot about market economy!
Winsock - Motherland? Gimme a break
Morgalla - What is the "motherland" to you Dennis?
Scooby - Porn, death, nylons, Taco Bell, video games, beer, fast cars, cigars, comic books, bubble gum cards, Spice Girls, Pizza Hut, martinis and market economy!!! ................... and world peace .....
Scooby - That's ALL I care about in life...
Morgalla - I say the next message we all type in is the place where we all come from. I'll go first! Hell! Oh wait! I'm currently living in Florida.
Winsock - No, Scooby, you're thinking of something else
Scooby - I come from Hanna Barbera...
Dennis - Motherland is our country suffered from Communists, Chernobyl, mafia and idiots outside who prefer to advise us which way to go without real help!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thanx Germany and US for economic package we hv from these countries
sub - i live in Florida
Winsock - Settle down, Dennis
Diana the Valkyrie - I rent a small apartment in your nightmares
Clepsydra - Morgalla, you have a new Private message from Dennis
Scooby - Nyet! Nyet!
CaptainCorc - Glad to hear the US is helping you out Dennis.
Morgalla - So, anyone who has not done so yet, please check out the gallery of Morgalla in the west wing!
Diana the Valkyrie - I've made an offer to the Sandman to get 33% of your dreams, too
CaptainCorc - Don't know why we're not importing your wine though.
Clepsydra - sub, you have a new Private message from Morgalla
Winsock - I haven't had breakfast yet
Diana the Valkyrie - Not Scooby's, of course. His are kind of boring, all the same.
CaptainCorc - That must be why 1/3 of my dreams are about Diana the Valkyrie. Don't recall any nightmares, though. Hmmm.
Morgalla - Diana, please do not tell us what Scooby dreams about.
Winsock - I've never had a dream about DtV
Clepsydra - Morgalla, you have a new Private message from sub
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby treats and rabbits
Winsock - brb
CaptainCorc - I have very elaborate ones. Recurring.
Scooby - Mostly rabbits...
Clepsydra - sub, you have a new Private message from Morgalla
Diana the Valkyrie - I get a discount for recurring
Scooby - Rabbits, Porn, death, nylons, Taco Bell, video games, beer, fast cars, cigars, comic books, bubble gum cards, Spice Girls, Pizza Hut, martinis...
Diana the Valkyrie - You got Sheila's story, Scoob?
CaptainCorc - That's reasonable and understandable, Diana.
Dennis - http://greta.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/053/ablanch5.jpg
Scooby - No, still not yet :o(
CaptainCorc - Well, I'm going to shock the western world by getting to work only an hour late today. See you all and have a good weekend.
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 11:57am
Dennis - here comes this mighty lady
Clepsydra - Morgalla, you have a new Private message from sub
sub - cya CC
CaptainCorc - Scoob, if you pay me, I'll write you a story under Sheila's name and you'll never know the difference.
Scooby - Bye, Cap...
Scooby - Here, have a Swisher Sweet for the road...
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, CC
Dennis - Bye brave Caoptain Corc nice to meet any time !!!!!!!!!
Clepsydra - Face up...make your stand and realise your living in the golden years 11:59am
* CaptainCorc thanks Scoob for the Swisher and readies himself for a skirling exit.
Clepsydra - sub, you have a new Private message from Morgalla
Scooby - There's an easy way to tell the difference, Cap: if I receive it, it isn't from Sheila :o)
It's a new day! Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Forenoon Watch 12:00pm
CaptainCorc - Thanks, Dennis.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, CaptainCorc, come back soon.
CaptainCorc - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:00pm)
Clepsydra - The Captain reels out again
Clepsydra - Morgalla, you have a new Private message from sub
Clepsydra - sub, you have a new Private message from Morgalla
Winsock - I can use only so much rope
* Diana the Valkyrie offers Winsock a longer tether
Clepsydra - Morgalla, you have a new Private message from sub
Winsock - I've come to the end of mine long ago
Diana the Valkyrie - The long Valkyrie-sized tether gets you further
Clepsydra - sub, you have a new Private message from Morgalla
Winsock - Ok, I'll give it a try
Scooby - You want something long?
Winsock - Shup, Scooby
Morgalla - Don't go there, SCOOBY!!!!!!
* Diana the Valkyrie admires Scooby's long tail
Scooby - :o)
Winsock - Morgalla who are you?
* sub admires Scooby's long list of things he lives for
Winsock - I'm too lazy to look
Morgalla - I'm the girlfriend of the artist of the gallery of Morgalla in the west wing.
Clepsydra - Scooby, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Dennis - Morgalla hv u name?
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Scooby
Morgalla - Morgalla IS my name! I just use my boyfirned's password to use this site!
sub - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/picthumb/m/morgalla/index00.jpg
Dennis - http://greta.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/053/asrtd09.jpg
Morgalla - Thanks, sub.
Winsock - The west wing is hard to navigate
Winsock - So I seldom go there
sub - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/morgalla/morga023.jpg
sub - You are very welcome, Beautiful Morgalla
Dennis - fine!!!!!
Winsock - it's a bloody drawing, sub
Morgalla - Dennis, why did you give the link? Do you know her or something?
sub - duh, Win
* Diana the Valkyrie admires Winsock's 20-20 vision
Winsock - <cough>
Dennis - No I've never gave your link to naybody It's mistake!!!!!!!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - ... and attempts to measure his brain ...
Diana the Valkyrie - ***INTEGER UNDERFLOW***
Winsock - Don't waste your time, DV
Diana the Valkyrie - Huh. WHat's that mean?
Clepsydra - Scooby, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Winsock - I'm looking for someone with nice feet
Morgalla - Ah, a "feet" man!
Winsock - Is that too much to ask?
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm quite content with my feet
Winsock - Yeah, Morgalla, amongst other things
sub - nice feet are harder to find than one might guess, Win
Diana the Valkyrie - One of each type, neatly trimmed with toes at one end
Diana the Valkyrie - Which stop the from fraying
Winsock - Feet require good care. Pedicure at the least
Dennis - OK bye everybody
sub - cya Dennis
Diana the Valkyrie - bye
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Dennis, come back soon.
Dennis - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:17pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Enthusiasm for censorship seems to be light so far
Clepsydra - Q: How many first year civil engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. Dat's a second year subject.
Winsock - Fuck censorship
Iron Warrior - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Iron Warrior, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Iron Warrior - Greetings
Diana the Valkyrie - hi
Winsock - Hi, IW, I basically agree with your post
fumar - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:19pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, fumar, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
fumar - hello there
Morgalla - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:19pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Morgalla , welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
sub - censorship just seems like more trouble than it's worth, in this case
Winsock - Hi, fumar
Morgalla - Oops! Sorry! My computer froze! I had to reboot!
fumar - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:20pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, fumar, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
sub - hi IW, fumar. wb, Lovely Morgalla
Winsock - IW is talking a lot of sense here
fumar - hi again
Iron Warrior - hi, fumar
fumar - how is everyone
Iron Warrior - sub, you've been around quite a bit lately. What's going on?
Diana the Valkyrie - It usually is. It's always a tempting notion to stop other people saying things you don't want them to say and disagree with
fumar - hello diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, fumar
Winsock - That is precisely what needs to be protected, though, DV
fumar - well my attempt to quit smoking has not gone as well as i thought it would
Morgalla - You talking about freedom of speech, Winsock?
fumar - i guess i needed that valkyrie
sub - Sandy has been out of town, IW, so i've had more time for goofing around. less housework, you know
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 12:22pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Many people believe that freedom of speech ought to mean freedom to say nice things
Winsock - Yes. No one looks to stop agreeable speech
Iron Warrior - Got your e-mail, Diana. I'm glad you agree with me. I won't need to leave afterall
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh no! What happened, fumar?
Winsock - I agree with you too, IW
fumar - freedom of speach does not mean freedom to be an asshole
Iron Warrior - sub, you paint a clever picture, but I wonder how it really is with you, sometimes.
Winsock - Ah, but yes it does, fumar
fumar - what happened id that i am in the army
Morgalla - Very true Fumar!
Iron Warrior - I daresay that you are often as convincing as Diana, sub.
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, it does, fumar
* sub is a poor artist, and is rarely accused of being clever
Diana the Valkyrie - sub's forte is obsequity
Winsock - One is quite free to be an asshole
Iron Warrior - What? You mean he's fat? :-)
Diana the Valkyrie - Assholery is protected free speech
Morgalla - Well, it's been funbut I must...away! Until next time everybody! Sub, don't forget what we talked about!
Clepsydra - Up the Beatles 12:26pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Morgalla , come back soon.
Morgalla - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:26pm)
Winsock - only the pressure of society mitigates that, there is no anti-asshole law
Iron Warrior - BTW: My fish said to tell you kids "Good morning." They have also instructed me to wear daipers around the house
sub - yes, Demonic Morgalla. farewell, Lovely Morgalla
Diana the Valkyrie - assholes are self-limiting
Diana the Valkyrie - Selective mating will kill them off within a few million years
Iron Warrior - Psst! Tinky winky is gay.
Winsock - I doubt it, DV, but i'm waiting
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Afternoon Watch 12:30pm
Iron Warrior - The world will cease to exist as we know it in a few million years
Diana the Valkyrie - Must be true, says so in the scriptures
Diana the Valkyrie - "For asshole shall speaketh unto asshole"
Winsock - The world will cease to exist as we know it tomorrow, IW
Iron Warrior - I've slowly fallen into agnosticism.
Diana the Valkyrie - You mean "risen"
Diana the Valkyrie - It's a far better product, cheaper, too
Winsock - It's only because you don't know, IW
Diana the Valkyrie - And much easier to keep clean
Iron Warrior - Depends on your perspective. I see nothing wrong with Catholic belief
* Diana the Valkyrie pulls out the Consumer Report on religions ...
Winsock - Catholic belief is not agnostisism
Iron Warrior - I am too much of an intellectual to have faith.
Iron Warrior - Thanks, Winsock. I am aware of that.
Winsock - Good on you, IW
Iron Warrior - Is it? I have an awful lot of admiration for those who have faith.
Diana the Valkyrie - ... lets see ... Catholic ,,, "see Popery" ....
Iron Warrior - Ignorance is indeed bliss.
sub - yes, intellect and faith rarely mix. Newton was pretty stupid, i hear
Diana the Valkyrie - Me too. Also for bungee jumpers.
Winsock - exactly
Winsock - a leap of faith is a leap of faith
Diana the Valkyrie - Darwin in action
Iron Warrior - I discovered reliqion when my girlfriend died. It helped me through a hard time. But I've moved beyond that. I don't have much of a use for it now.
Winsock - Darwin is suss when applied to the social realm, but whatever
Diana the Valkyrie - Don't waste it, put it in a box and send it to the Salvation Army, they can recycle it.
Diana the Valkyrie - Social realm? You didn't hear about the bungee jumper who made his own rope?
Iron Warrior - Where's my book on Windows 95?
Winsock - LOL DtV
Diana the Valkyrie - He was one of the finalists for the Darwin Award, 1998
Diana the Valkyrie - You know those awards?
Winsock - You crack me up, DV
Iron Warrior - Yes. I have a small problem with laughing at dead folks, though.
sub - the Darwin Awards are hilarious
Iron Warrior - Or oggling them, either (ie Kay Baxter and Mishay Santos)
Winsock - I have no problem laughing at dead folks
Kung Fu Michelle - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:43pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Kung Fu Michelle, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Winsock - I'll be dead myself in due time
sub - safer to laugh at dead folks than living ones
Winsock - If I can give someone a laugh, well, so much the better
Iron Warrior - Hello, Sir Doggy
Winsock - Hi, KFM
sub - brb
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:45pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MadScientist - Hi Yawl!
Iron Warrior - mads
Winsock - Hello, MS
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, KFM, hi MS
MadScientist - Hong Kong Phooey, never one super guy
MadScientist - Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye
sub - greetings, Dangerous Michelle. hi MS
MadScientist - He's got style, yeah, groovy style...
Iron Warrior - That's "number one super guy."
sen - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:47pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, sen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
sen - Colour changed
MadScientist - Oh, well at least you get the idea!
sub - hi sen
Iron Warrior - Hi, senster
sub - brb
sen - Hello dear Diana ! Hi buddies
MadScientist - Hi Sen
sen - Welcome Kung Fu Michelle !
Iron Warrior - See ya later
MadScientist - Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those cats were fast as lighting......
sen - cya IW !
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Iron Warrior, come back soon.
Iron Warrior - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:49pm)
MadScientist - See ya
MadScientist - Well, Michelle, have you anything to say?
sen - oh the singing Scientist .LOL
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
MadScientist - Since when did you learn to do Kung Fu?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, sen
Scooby - Nickname change, Kung Fu Michelle is now known as Scooby
MadScientist - What is your favorite sytle of Kung Fu?
Scooby - Michelle is still eating...
MadScientist - You know, I thought it was you Scooby.
MadScientist - You mean, there really is a michelle?
Winsock - I need a rolaids
MadScientist - How bout Mylanta?
Winsock - mylanta will do
MadScientist - Or, what of Tum, Tum, Tum, Tums!
MadScientist - \_/
sen - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/s/sen/sen00028.jpg
Winsock - tums don't work
MadScientist - Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh what a relief it is!
sen - \\//
Winsock - Pepto Bismal maybe
MadScientist - is dat Michelle?
sen - live long and in propser
Diana the Valkyrie - My favourite is chicken kung fu
Diana the Valkyrie - Extra beansprouts
MadScientist - How bout karate chop suey?
sen - bye...have all a great weekend !"
Winsock - i'm thinking take out myself
MadScientist - Egg Kung fu yung?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sen, come back soon.
sen - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 12:55pm)
MadScientist - I had stir fry yesterday though
MadScientist - Anyhow, was that Michelle, Sooby?
Scooby - You wanna talk with Michelle?
MadScientist - Sooby, dooby dooo!
MadScientist - Well, she's an athletic chic after all!
michelle - Nickname change, Scooby is now known as michelle
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Michelle
michelle - Hello how are you doing today?
MadScientist - Hi Michelle, Scooby tells me your a lesbian.
MadScientist - Seems you can't get over women in pantyhose!
Clepsydra - MadScientist, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
michelle - you know it!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:00pm
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from MadScientist
michelle - will be back later bye
Clepsydra - MadScientist, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Michelle
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from MadScientist
MadScientist - See ya Michelle.
Winsock - I'm beside myself
Winsock/Winsock - Nickname change, Winsock is now known as Winsock/Winsock
MadScientist - Did you get buzz sawed in half?
MadScientist - OOOppps. I see you've been cloned!
Dennis - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 1:05pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Dennis, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Dennis - Hi everybody
MadScientist - Hi Dennis have you come to menace us?
Winsock/Winsock - Hi, Dennis
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 1:06pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - There's a puff of red smoke, and a Valkyrie appears. Cough splutter cough cough.
Diana the Valkyrie - Am I seeing double?
Dennis - no I'm pretty slavonic boy
Dennis - Hi Michelle R u from canada/france?
Winsock/Winsock - I don't think so, DV. I don't think so, DV
MadScientist - Slovenia?
Clepsydra - michelle, you have a new Private message from Dennis
Winsock - Nickname change, Winsock/Winsock is now known as Winsock
MadScientist - Cold fusion!
Winsock - Time in a bottle
MadScientist - You like Jim Croce?"
Winsock - Yeah, Croce is ok
MadScientist - But there never seems to be enough to do the things you want to do, once you find them
Dennis - Jim Croce? Who's this man?
MadScientist - I've been around enough to know, your the one I want to go through time with....
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 1:11pm
MadScientist - You know, Jim Croce. Bad, bad, Leroy Brown...
Winsock - very good, MS
MadScientist - Baddest man in the whole damn town. Badder than ol King Kong and meaner than a junk yard dog!
Winsock - Brings back memories of the Santa Cruz mountains
MadScientist - Uhh... what's it like in Santa Cruz
Dennis - Leroy Brwon was in one Queen's song
storm\/\/arden - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 1:14pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, storm\/\/arden, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MadScientist - Yep. Bring back, bring back, bring back that Leroy Brown..
Dennis - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/tristany/heath014.jpg
Winsock - Dunno, MS, I know what it was like in santa cruz in the early 70s but I've not been back since
Dennis - Queen is popular in Ukraine
Dennis - hi storm
storm\/\/arden - Hi All.
MadScientist - Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MadScientist - Hi Storm
Dennis - does this lady still compete?
MadScientist - I don't know, but I have video taped footage of her when she was an amateur.
Winsock - Gawd, Dennis, what a beautiful pic
Dennis - and this is another lady
storm\/\/arden - Diana! Are you there?
Winsock - Diana is never quite all there
Dennis - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/gallery3/talik/talik000.jpg
Diana the Valkyrie - :-)
Dennis - who's michelle. Is she/he here?
Winsock - O dpm
storm\/\/arden - Di, there are some more archers on the way...
Winsock - I don't think so, Dennis, she needs to work on her tan lines
MadScientist - Never seen Talik before, do you have another pic?
Dennis - dmp means?
Dennis - sure
Winsock - Means nothing, Dennis, just a typing error
Dennis - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/gallery3/talik/talik008.jpg
MadScientist - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/t/tristany/heath026.jpg
Diana the Valkyrie - Thanks, SW
Winsock - brb
Dennis - fine
MadScientist - Hmmmm what country does Talik come from?
Dennis - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/murnikoviene/natal028.jpg
sen - http://hem.passagen.se/mike2/fitness/week01.jpg
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sen, come back soon.
sen - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 1:27pm)
Dennis - hi sen
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:30pm
MadScientist - Nice tush on Tina Jo.
MadScientist - Natalia has phenomenal thighs
Dennis - She's from Lithuania
MadScientist - http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Balcony/5182/underpr.mid
MadScientist - I'm starting to like the European bodybuilders.
sub - back
MadScientist - They are well muscled, but they are usually not as freakish as the American pros!
Dennis - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/gallery/rutkowsk/deni0322.jpg
Dennis - please make a coffe for this lady
MadScientist - WElcome back, to that same old that place that you laughed about
MadScientist - a coffe?
MadScientist - Well, everyone knows Denise Rutabeggar
Dennis - Cheryll Harris is a bodybuilder?
MadScientist - rutabeggar = rutabaga
MadScientist - Yeah, baby, she's hot!!!!
Dennis - Is She from Germany?
Dennis - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/gallery/rutkowsk/den161.jpg
MadScientist - Oooops, I confused Chreyl Harris with Kim Harris, from the USA.
sub - if you want to know about Cheryl, go here: http://www.ironbellesofatlanta.com/
Dennis - this site is out of order?
MadScientist - http://www.wpw.net/wpwclubs/0-intros/kharris/club1/images/1488.228b.332kharris.jpg
sub - what site, Dennis?
MadScientist - http://www.wpw.net/wpwclubs/0-intros/nmurnikovienne/club02/images/1674.056b.nmkovienne.jpg
Clepsydra - MadScientist, you have a new Private message from Dennis
Dennis - www.ironbellesof Atlanta.com
Clepsydra - Dennis, you have a new Private message from MadScientist
sub - try it again, Dennis, with no spaces. it just worked for me
Dennis - wowoooo nice pic of Natalia
MadScientist - http://www.raymartin.net/rmclubs/0-intros/lnoack/club1/images/1670.273b.lnoack.jpg
sub - anyway, Cheryl Harris is the president of Iron Belles
sub - Colour changed
Dennis - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/v/volante/sherr003.jpg
MadScientist - http://www.raymartin.net/rmclubs/0-intros/yaxmar/club2/images/1670.194b.yoriquen.jpg
Dennis - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/v/volante/sherr003.jpg
Dennis - she lost all her money in the gym!
Clepsydra - MadScientist, you have a new Private message from Dennis
MadScientist - http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Balcony/5182/bitdus1.mid
Dennis - Oriqien is fine
Clepsydra - Dennis, you have a new Private message from MadScientist
sub - Cheryl also has a gallery in the East Wing on this site, Dennis
MadScientist - Well, I gotta go now.
sublet - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 1:58pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, sublet, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.
sublet - cya MS
sub - Nickname change, sublet is now known as sub
Diana the Valkyrie - wb
sub - Colour changed
MadScientist - You pay a price for each gallery you use. But many of pics wind up being posted on AAWA anyway!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 1:59pm)
sub - thank You, Kind Diana
Dennis - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 1:59pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Dennis, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
sub - wb Dennis
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:00pm
Dennis - wb means
Dennis - wb means wellcome back
Dennis - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/eastwing/g04/obrien/there016.jpg
george1974 - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 2:02pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, george1974, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
george1974 - Hello all
Dennis - hi george
sub - hi geo
george1974 - Hello Dennis
george1974 - Hi sub
sub - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/h/harris_cheryl/chery003.jpg
george1974 - how come you guys are so quiet? =)
Dennis - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/mangano/donna010.jpg
Dennis - got to go. Bye everybody
sub - we both experienced some connection problems, geo, and just got logged back on
george1974 - BYE Dennis
sub - cya Den
george1974 - oh i see
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Dennis, come back soon.
Dennis - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 2:06pm)
george1974 - well i guess i will go too......i will try to come back later tonite
sub - so what's up, geo?
george1974 - not much, u?
sub - just hanging around. thinking about taking a nap
george1974 - sounds like a winner.....i have to be to work in 2 hours so i am just trying to kill some time
sub - ick, work
george1974 - yeah i know.....i dont want to go but i need the money
george1974 - but i only have this weekend to go and then i am on a mini vacation next week
Diana the Valkyrie - Root of all evil ... like "work"
george1974 - Oh hi Diana.....i didnt see you there. =)
sub - vacation is good
george1974 - well it pays the bills
george1974 - yes it is......i have been counting the days
george1974 - my g/f is coming to town and we are going to spend some time together
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my fate is sealed 2:12pm
george1974 - ok i am really going to go this time.......i will hopefully be back later tonite
george1974 - BYE you two
sub - cya geo
Clepsydra - Cheerio, george1974, come back soon.
george1974 - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 2:14pm)
sub - Lovely Diana, i would have sent Sandy's latest pics by now but i can't get Her to tell me which ones to send
sub - that's the reason for the delay
Diana the Valkyrie - Hmm. Could be dangerous to send the wrong ones ...
sub - it certainly could be. not necessarily the fun sort of danger, either
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, I'm in no hurry
sub - just wanted to let You know that i hadn't forgotten, Forgiving Diana
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 2:20pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy wonders when Scooby will be finished moulting
Scooby - I just researched something interesting...
Diana the Valkyrie - hi
sub - hi Scoob
Diana the Valkyrie - Pizza?
Diana the Valkyrie - Bubble Gum Cards?
sub - Taco Bell video games?
Scooby - You know how Warrior is always complaining about "masturbating" as a subject for this site?
Scooby - Well, I asked Sandra to search the library for stories that contain the word "masturbating" in them...
sub - methinks he doth protest too much
Diana the Valkyrie - is he?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh no! You're not going to propose that this be added to the New Rules?
Scooby - What do you think the total was? 3? 8? 12?
Scooby - 124!
Diana the Valkyrie - 40?
Scooby - Diana, your entire library is filled with self pleasuring smut!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Wow. Disgraceful!
Diana the Valkyrie - Should the word be banned?
Scooby - You might as well rename the site "Diana the Valkyrie's World of Spank"
Scooby - No, I think the word should be part of your web address...
Scooby - www.valkyriespank.com
Diana the Valkyrie - Spank Interactive (SPANK2-DOM)
Diana the Valkyrie - 4041 Damant Court
Diana the Valkyrie - North Highlands, Ca 95660
Scooby - www.tosser.com
Scooby - www.dianasworldwidewankingweb.com
Scooby - The requested URL /clubhouse/echat/main/www.dianasworldwidewankingweb.com was not found on this server.
Scooby - The requested URL /clubhouse/echat/main/www.tosser.com was not found on this server.
Diana the Valkyrie - You forgot the http
Scooby - Oh...
sub - not to mention the ://
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:30pm
Scooby - http://www.sub.com
sub - Literary Diana, have You ever read any of Robertson Davies' novels?
sub - or you, Scoob?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, I don't think so
sub - they're pretty good. he's a Canadian writer. his style is, well, ornamented
sub - he rarely writes a plain, undecorated sentence
Diana the Valkyrie - bbl
sub - farewell, Lovely Diana
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Diana the Valkyrie, come back soon.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 2:41pm)
Clepsydra - There's a puff of purple smoke, and Hey Presto!
sub - i'm gonna take off, too. cya Scoob
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sub, come back soon.
sub - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 2:41pm)
Clepsydra - The subdolous insubstantial sub is now subduced.
BLU - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 2:42pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, BLU, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's Mr Snappy, hiya Snappy
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - hi
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Diana the Valkyrie, come back soon.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 3:07pm)
Clepsydra - There's a puff of purple smoke, and Hey Presto!
FistMan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 3:10pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, FistMan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's the man with the video camera!
FistMan - Yiddish is on
FistMan - vee geyts
FistMan - mir eema works in a kuck house
FistMan - damnit, what the baren does that shlub putz petseleh schpiel so kuck much
FistMan - nudnik petseleh putz jerk klotz shmo kuck baren schlep buffoon dumb stupid nuts baitsim knish
FistMan - unlucky clumsy
FistMan - foigel wise intelligent
FistMan - Yiddish is off
Clepsydra - Cheerio, FistMan, come back soon.
FistMan - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 3:17pm)
Clepsydra - His fists follow him onward.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:30pm
Iron Warrior - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 3:45pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Iron Warrior, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Iron Warrior - Hey
Iron Warrior - Hey. They'll do it again. Yeah.
Jackie - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 3:47pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Jackie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Jackie - Hi all :-)
Iron Warrior - Hey. You said you were my friend.
Iron Warrior - Hello. Bad connection here
Iron Warrior - Hello. Bad connection here
Jackie - It certainly is quiet in here today :-)
Iron Warrior - Yes, it is. Fridays are like that
Iron Warrior - Have you been here before?
Jackie - I was going to ask about the weather in Florida . . . but I'm not sure there's anyone to ask . . . lol
Jackie - Yes, but just a few times.
Jackie - Diana finally decided to let me in (giggle)
Iron Warrior - What do you like about this site?
Jackie - Mostly, that I don't get any of the spam I get from AOL chat room! lol
Jackie - IW, do you come here often?
Iron Warrior - I see.
Iron Warrior - Yes, I am here every day
Jackie - And why do you come here? :-)
Iron Warrior - I'm not really certain anymore. I love strong women, though.
Jackie - I haven't been here enough yet to really know what to expect
Iron Warrior - You get quite a variety of things here.
Jackie - I can imagine! lol Is the room usually busier in the evening?
Iron Warrior - Yes, and on the weekends, too. We once had about 20 people in here at once. That was too much. I like one on one chats better
Jackie - Maybe Diana's photo of the club house intimidates people ;-)
Iron Warrior - Perhaps so. Do you follow female bodybuilding?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Afternoon Watch 4:00pm
Jackie - A little bit, yes :-) I assume you do?
Iron Warrior - Yes, I have been a fan since I was 12 years old.
Jackie - Clepsydra, what do you watch on the watch? ;-)
Clepsydra - If yer fink the United States 'as stood still, what built the largest shopping center in the world, doncher fink? -- Richard M. Nixon
Jackie - Why do you call yourself Iron Warrior? :-)
Iron Warrior - Because I am a bodybuilder.
Iron Warrior - Why do you seem so reluctant to reveal anything about yourself?
Jackie - Good :-) I was afraid you might be a golfer (giggle)
Jackie - Why do you say I'm reluctant?
Iron Warrior - No, I've never played golf in my life
Iron Warrior - Because you haven't really answered anything I've asked. You seem to be hidning something
Jackie - Me neither. But I guess a lot of golfers do have wars with their irons. ;-) What did you ask me that I didn't answer?
Iron Warrior - I asked why you come here, I didn't really get an answer so much as a joke. Then you declined to elaborate on several other queries.
Jackie - Well, I do tend to joke quite a bit. To answer your "why" question . . . I first met Diana on AOL many many months ago. And she invited me to stop by.
Clepsydra - Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They will never find one dat burned as brightly as the first one.
Iron Warrior - I don't really mind being kept in the dark, but I can't help wonder if I am the butt of a joke.
Iron Warrior - Diana tries to keep us all in the dark, but I do believe I have figured her out.
Jackie - On AOL, I'm often asked questions which really aren't anyone's business . . . I think that's just made me a little reluctant on line. And you're most certainly not the butt of any joke. I'm sorry if I said anything that made you think that.
Iron Warrior - Don't worry about it. There is a tendency of several less mature chatters in here to pretend to be someone else, that's all
Iron Warrior - Since I am not at home using my own browser, I can't check to see your log on name to see who you are.
Iron Warrior - Oh, I got it. Jackeeeez
Jackie - Uh oh . . . I can't see my last message . . . and it's been several minutes :-(
Iron Warrior - That may be a file-locking error. That happens from time to time.
Clepsydra - Time is on my side.... 4:14pm
Jackie - I'm going to log off and come on again
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Jackie, come back soon.
Jackie - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 4:15pm)
Iron Warrior - Bye
Jackie - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 4:16pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Jackie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Jackie - I wonder what happened?
Iron Warrior - A file-locking error. Diana's server didn't absorb your text.
Jackie - I thought Diana absorbed everything (giggle)
Jackie - Is there a place to post something like the profiles on AOL?
Iron Warrior - She tries to, anyway
Iron Warrior - Yes, it should be listed on the clubhouse page.
Jackie - I guess I should go back and read the directions . . . lol
Iron Warrior - It's a big site. Don't get lost
Jackie - lol! I'll ask directions ;-)
Winsock - I got lost a couple of months ago and I'm still trapped in the chat room
Jackie - Back to work time . . . bye bye for now :-)
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 4:21pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Jackie, come back soon.
Jackie - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 4:21pm)
Iron Warrior - Bye, Kackie
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 4:30pm
Rolly - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 4:33pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rolly, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Rolly - Hi guys..
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from Rolly
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rolly, come back soon.
Rolly - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 4:38pm)
Winsock - Come back, Rolly
IW - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 4:41pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, IW, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Iron Warrior - Nickname change, IW is now known as Iron Warrior
Winsock - Hello and Wotcha, IW
Iron Warrior - Greetings
Winsock - I was just semi lost in the boards for a sec
Iron Warrior - I am in class and we had a break. I went to get some grub.
Winsock - and there are terminals in the cafeteria?
Iron Warrior - No, but there are terminals in the classroom
Winsock - that's handy
Iron Warrior - Yes, it's hard to learn about operating systems without direct application
Winsock - I expect it will get busy tonight
Iron Warrior - Why is that?
Winsock - Friday night and all
Iron Warrior - It seems to vary from weekend to weekend
Winsock - Yes, that's true, sometimes it's busy when you least expect it and visa versa
Iron Warrior - Ys, I think that deep down we are all nerds who need weekend company
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 5:00pm
Iron Warrior - I have to work until 9:15pm Clepsy time. I will probably stop by, but I have been trying to do some more reading and work on some Visual Basic projects
Winsock - The only way to learn anything like that is by doing
joanneK - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:02pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, joanneK, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Joanne flexes a bicep at Tex, and puts HardBodyPaul on her shoulder
joanneK - Hi Clepsydra and Iron Warrior and Winsock !
Winsock - Hello, Joanne
Iron Warrior - That being the case, then Scooby must have a keen knowledge of masturbation.
* joanneK is drunk.
Iron Warrior - Hello, Ms Muscles!
Winsock - Have a cup of coffee, then, Joanne, and pull up a stool
joanneK - Hi, Mr. Muscles!
7 pints of beer - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:03pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, 7 pints of beer, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
joanneK - I already pulled up a stool, win.
* Iron Warrior blushes
7 pints of beer - Greetings all
joanneK - 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
Iron Warrior - Hello Seven of Nine
Winsock - I see you're holding a stool in each hand, Joanne, I meant sit down on one
joanneK - Is that Jabber or Tex?
Winsock - Hello, 7 pints
7 pints of beer - NO JK try again
7 pints of beer - Ironwarrior blushes must be very unusuall...LOL
Iron Warrior - Yeah, but JK makes me feel all woozy and weak in the knees.
7 pints of beer - what´s up all of you kicked out of the room ?
7 pints of beer - JK long time no see what have you been up to lately ?
Clepsydra - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 5:07pm
Winsock - Yeah, JK gives me the heebie jeebies, too, but that's to be expected
Peter - Nickname change, 7 pints of beer is now known as Peter
* Iron Warrior thinks JK is purty
Peter - JoanneK still here ?
Winsock - Maybe she passed out
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:09pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, JoanneFan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, JF, lucky soulmate of JK
Iron Warrior - Shit!
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:10pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy wonders when Scooby will be finished moulting
joanneK - I don't know who are you are, 7 pints.
Scooby - I'm fuckin' SCOOBY, man!
joanneK - Scooby, my dream partner!
Iron Warrior - Hello, Sir Doggy.
Scooby - Don't you EVER fuckin' forget it...
Peter - Winsock I am back to normal with the IE and that is great what is the differene between 4.01 and 4.0 ?
Winsock - Hello, Scooby
JoanneFan - This is totally against my good judgement but, Hey gents, sweetest!
joanneK - "Tryin' live my life without you babe, it's the hardest thing i'll ever do.."
Iron Warrior - JF, you have good judgment?
Winsock - The difference is about 0.01, Peter
Peter - I´ve met you before JK but perharps a month ago and I saw the wunderful pics of you then any new ones ?
Scooby - Stop singin' suck-ass songs...
joanneK - Fuck me, Scooby.
Peter - Hi Scooby
JoanneFan - Here we go again... I'm outa here.
* Scooby drops trou...
Winsock - My regards to Mrs. Doo, Scooby
Peter - winsock what is different ?
joanneK - Don't go, honey, JF.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, JoanneFan, come back soon.
JoanneFan - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:12pm)
Clepsydra - Bye JF
Scooby - Hi Petey!
Winsock - I'm not sure, Peter, obviously, version 4.01 is the more recent version
* joanneK squeezes Scooby's spine
Scooby - What are you gonna do, JF?? Kickbox me??
JoanneK - Nickname change, joanneK is now known as JoanneK
Peter - No winsock I am almost 100% that 4.0 is the the last one
JoanneK - Who is JF?
Iron Warrior - *YAWN* I will leave too.
jaye - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:13pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, jaye, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Scooby - Ooops, :o) Sorry.... got you two confused :o)
Scooby - *blush*
Peter - JK it was JF
Winsock - It's a numbering system, Peter, so by definition 4.01 is more recent than 4.00
JoanneK - "The gypsy wind is blowin' warm tonight and still you're tellin' me you have to go.."
jaye - yello, all
Iron Warrior - Bye
Peter - but I still believe the opposite Winsock I might be wrong
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Iron Warrior, come back soon.
Iron Warrior - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:14pm)
JoanneK - "Some day Scooby you'll accompany me. Someday Scooby you'll accompany me."
Winsock - Hello, jaye
Scooby - What did I just tell you about the suck-ass songs?
JoanneK - Bye, IW.
Peter - Joannne last time I met you, you posted 2 pics of you any new ones ?
Clepsydra - Time waits for no one and it won't wait for me. 5:15pm
Scooby - Remember Diana's new chatroom rules: no suck-ass songs... or you'll be banned for 3 years...
Winsock - Yes, Peter, you're wrong, version numbers progressively increase, not decrease
Peter - Hi Jay= Ironwarrior
JoanneK - "I'll take my chances, Scooby, I'll risk it all, someday Scooby you'll accompany me.
Peter - winsock at the microsoft homepage it looked like it was like that
Peter - JoanneK
Scooby - This includes: Journey, Foreigner, Michael Bolton, Bruce Springsteen, Kansas, The Charlie Daniels Band, Metallica...
JoanneK - What about the Stones?
jaye - Accompany aye? you mean like make sweet harmony or you mean like heel along your side?
JoanneK - "She stood there bright as the morning on that California coast.
Peter - Scooby I pretended to be BLU for a minute yesterday while he used another name what´s the penalty for that ?
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 5:18pm
Hdwr accel JF - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Hdwr accel JF, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Peter - JoanneK
JoanneK - He was midwestern boy on his own. He knew right there he was too far from home.
Scooby - Rush, AC/DC, Jethro Tull, Van Morrision, Led Zepplin, Krokus, Twisted Sister, Kiss, Garth Brooks...
Winsock - Decapitation, Peter
Peter - Hi Hdwr
Hdwr accel JF - Can I now say something and have it actually come up in here?
JoanneK - She was born with a face that would let 'er get her way.
Scooby - Peter, you are banned. You must sit in th eback seat of a Volvo by yourself for one hour...
Peter - OK be back in an hour then..LOL
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 5:19pm
Hdwr accel JF - Yes! Hey ladies and gents!
Scooby - ...and listen to Abba...
Peter - Joanne
Peter - Joanne
jaye - if you listen to abba backwards ...
Hdwr accel JF - Time to party!
Peter - Joanne
JoanneK - He saw that face and he lost all control.
jaye - it still sounds like abba
JoanneFan - Nickname change, Hdwr accel JF is now known as JoanneFan
JoanneK - Hi, Petere baby.
Peter - Joanne will you answer my question now ?
JoanneFan - Ha! The wonders of hardware acceleration. Yes!!!!
JoanneK - What question, Peter?
JoanneFan - Talk dirty to me, babe!
Tex - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:22pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Tex, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Make room, make room, it's the Big Man from Texas.
Peter - I said the last time I met you in here you posted 2 pics of you have you got any new ones ?
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 5:22pm
* JoanneK flexes her sexy biceps for JF!
Tex - Colour changed
Peter - Hi Ms Athena
JoanneK - Hi, Tex!
Tex - Yo guys!
jaye - howdy, tex
Tex - Is my favorite nephew here?
JoanneK - I don't see Athena
Tex - Greetings fellows...jaye/Peter...whazzup?
* JoanneFan gives JK's biceps a good squeeze.
Tex - Ms. Tex is at work...
JoanneK - "Just take those old record off the shelf...
JoanneK - "Just take those old record off the shelf...
* JoanneK 's biceps are hard!
Peter - I try to get JK to answer a question and that is tough to get
jaye - nothing Tex. Joanne's just flexing out some music
JoanneK - What question, Peter?
Peter - JK let us see if they are hard then
* JoanneFan is going to call JK rockey from now on.... Ha!
Tex - JK is quite mysterious, Peter...:-)
jaye - we wants new pec pics
JoanneK - "I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul...."
Peter - Joanne any new pics after the 2 first ones ?
JoanneK - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/t/texbicep/texbi257.jpg
Winsock - Sonia wants you to know she'll be a bit late as she has a session to do
JoanneK - They are hard, Peter.
jaye - it's a long way to the top as those biceps rock hard roll
JoanneFan - Hey Winsock, when was the last time you slept, man?
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 5:26pm
JoanneK - "Babe it just soothes the soule. Have mercy..."
* Winsock never sleeps
JoanneK - My biceps are so hard I can barely squeeze them.
Winsock - Didn't you know? I'm a bot
JoanneFan - So I've seen. How about sliding me some of that Crystal powder? Ha!
* JoanneK wants to move to Las Vegas.
Peter - Lovely Joanne but wasn´t that one of the 2 first ones you had any more recent ones ?
jaye - Move from where, JoanneK?
JoanneK - Peter, JF needs to take some more updated pics of me.
Miz L - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:28pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Miz L, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
JoanneFan - Peter, I have them all on my hd.
JoanneK - Hi, MIzL!!!
Winsock - Hello, Miz L
Miz L - Hi, Tex!! Long time no see.
Clepsydra - Had we but world enough and time 5:29pm
jaye - 'lo MzL
Peter - Hi MizL
JoanneFan - Hi Miz!
Miz L - Hello, all.
JoanneK - Peter, there are some cool pool pics that no one has seen except for Tex.
Tex - Hola, Senorita Elle....
Peter - JF is it possible to send them to me by mail ?
Winsock - We could probably sell "cool pool pics"
Tex - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/maroldo/miche004.jpg
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 5:30pm
Peter - Joanne when will you show it to our small world ?
Clepsydra - Tex, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
Miz L - How ya been, Tex. I hear you have a new job.
JoanneFan - Yeah, for sure, Peter. Not now though, man. I don't want to ruin my current connection.
JoanneK - When we create a website or upload the pics to Diana for a gallery.
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Tex
Peter - JF just write down my e-mail adress and send it later ok ?
JoanneFan - Already got it, man.
Tex - Yes, ML...got me a new job.....YAHOOOOOOOOO!
JoanneK - Tex, that looks like an enhandement
Miz L - A new wife and a new job...who could ask for anything more?!!
Tex - I think that's the real thang, JK...
Peter - JF I am glad that I am ok with my computer then I had to restore the harddrive ? 2 days ago
Winsock - Why does she have tan lines on her biceps?
Tex - Not me, Miz L....
Tex - Short sleeves, WS...lol
Winsock - Hmmm
Miz L - Was the new job an unexpected thing?
Peter - MizL can you find me a wife ? ...LOL
Winsock - Take my wife, please
Peter - winsock you don´t want your ?
JoanneFan - Yeah Peter. I had a crash of my own, a few days ago. Lost my address book. I'm glad your add is available. I must reconstuct from scratch.
Miz L - Peter, you have to do your own dirty work.
Tex - No mam...I'm sick of my bosses....startin' in a new direction...will start private practice this summer...teaching by fall...
Peter - Or do you already have one and want gigi ?
Tex - Colour changed
Peter - JF I have the same prob all is gone from the last year
Winsock - Nothing wrong with a little horse trading
JoanneK - Tex, ya think Athena and I will be able to aw someday?
Miz L - Well, good luck, in your new directions.
Peter - MizL that´s ok but if you find one please tell me ...LOL
JoanneK - Jerry used to cry over this song.
JoanneFan - Peter, my much larger problem is happening outside right now..... (shit)
Tex - That's up to Athena, JK...but she would destroy you...:-)
Miz L - Okey dokey, Peter. though potential wives very rarely pass my path.
Peter - gf ? JF
JoanneK - No way, Tex! Maybe with the extra bodyfat she would.
Peter - MizL just in case
Tex - I am certain of it, JK....
Winsock - Are you ready to mess around now, Miz L?
JoanneFan - Snow flakes the size of your head are coming down in waves, Peter.
JoanneK - But if we were the same bodyfat, she wouldn't destroy me. She can't even lift the weight I lift.
Peter - Winsock do you have a wife and gigi ?
Miz L - Well, Peter..I'll need your vital info in case someone shows up.
sub - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:38pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, sub, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.
Tex - She could destroy you, JK....
Tex - subLime!!!!!
* JoanneK thinks she can beat ever amateur bodybuilder out there
Peter - Hi sub
Miz L - LOl, Win. Sure, you betcha. The Captain IS out of the room, right?
Winsock - Not to mention TheLadyL, Peter
sub - greetings, Lovely Joanne, Beautiful Miz L. hi guys
Miz L - Hi, sub.
* JoanneK thinks she will have no problem beating Athena
sub - Colour changed
Peter - MizL I am fat ugly and have no money is that a ok ?
* Tex admirers JK's confidence...it becomes her!
Winsock - Yeah, we could start under the Knabe
JoanneK - hi, subbie honey!
JoanneFan - Hey supersub!
Miz L - ...there's that "Beautiful" again. :)
* JoanneK picks up sub and bounces him up and down
Peter - JFsnowflaces ?
* Tex could easily beat JK...no brag, just fact...lol
sub - wheeee!
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:40pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
sub - hi MS
Miz L - BTW, Win. The tuner dated the Knabe for me: 1983..Aeolian, I'm afraid. :(
Peter - HI MS
JoanneFan - If I saw a pic, I may just believe you unc.., maybe but I doubt it. TeeHee!
MadScientist - I'm flying, I'm flying!
MadScientist - Colour changed
* Winsock hands sub a Dramamine
* JoanneK beat a 150 lb. chick with awesome forearms with no problem
MadScientist - Colour changed
JoanneFan - Hey MS!
Miz L - Hi, MS.
sub - thanks, Win
MadScientist - Hi everybody
* JoanneK thinks it would be a site to see with Athena and me
Winsock - Pity, Miz L, about the Knabe
Peter - Joanne do you armwrestle often ?
JoanneK - And, btw, Tex, height has nothing to do with it.
Tex - After whuppin' JK in AWin', Ms. Tex would put on the gloves and KO JK!
JoanneK - Oh, yeah, Peter! I love arm wrestling!
JoanneFan - Strut?
JoanneK - Yeah, right, Tex. Athena would have no chance against me in boxing.
* Tex and JF would be havin' pants-rippin' fun....:-0
Miz L - ..but he did say that a cratftman must have built it...it's far better than any other he's seen.
Peter - Joanne do you also destroy the egos of males doing that ?
JoanneK - "they do respect the girl, but they love to watch her strut."
JoanneFan - Anyone have the pleasure of seeing Michelle R. strut?
Tex - Looks like JK is spoilin' to be taught a lesson...:-)
Winsock - Well, each piano is unique, Miz L, even Aeolian produced some gems
Tex - Michelle R.?
JoanneK - Michelle R looks great strutting along the pier in the video I have.
Miz L - I still love it, though.
JoanneFan - JK is better by far. Oh Yes!!!
MadScientist - OOOOO they'd kill to make the cut. They do respect her butt, they love to watch her strut!
JoanneFan - Ralabate.
JoanneK - There is no way Athena would beat me in a kickboxing match, Tex. I could beat any fbb at that.
Tex - Oh, ralabate....
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Peter
JoanneFan - Exactly, MS. Teh!
Juan King - Nickname change, Tex is now known as Juan King
MadScientist - Do we have a match then? Get the video camera!! Big chicks beating each other up in the ring!!!!
JoanneK - Zee told me that if I had the moves, I could beat Nicole Bass.
Winsock - Why is everyone kicking and armwrestling each other? Can't we just all get along?
Peter - And Aw and boxing
Juan King - Sounds like it's time to start the promotion!!!!
Clepsydra - It's later than you think 5:46pm
Juan King - "IF" is the key word JK...
Peter - Scooby who did wake you ?
Clepsydra - Peter, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
Miz L - Ok, Win....when does the messin' around start. I'm waiting under the piano.
Winsock - I like your hair, Juan
JoanneFan - Screw the promo, Tex. How about a pic?
MadScientist - Money, money, money!!!
Juan King - CHILLING COLLOSAL CHATROOM CHALLENGE
JoanneK - I do have the moves, Juan.
MadScientist - Sex, sex, sex!!!
MadScientist - Violence, violence, violence!!!!
JoanneFan - That's all there is, MS. Yes?
JoanneK - yeah, really. We're supposed to base this match on words. LOl!
* Winsock joins Miz L under the Knabe
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Peter
sub - lucky Win
Miz L - ..wanna join us, sub?
* JoanneK wants to move to Las Vegas, Nevada.
* JoanneK puts sub to his knees.
* Juan King has seen JK and Ms. Tex...he knows...
* Winsock takes his socks off in preparation for the messing around
Peter - JF any new nice mails with snipers or something likr that ?
Tex - Nickname change, Juan King is now known as Tex
JoanneK - Juan, where have you seen Ms. Tex?
sub - sorry, Lovely Miz L, but Joanne has me right now
JoanneFan - Nah, Peter. Most folks are afraid to open a .exe. Can't blame them, man.
Tex - How da Captain, Miz L?
MadScientist - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/l/lydon/chris036.jpg
Miz L - Do you need some elixir,Win?
* sub happily kneels before Joanne
JoanneK - Tex, you have only seen pics, you have never felt the power. I think it would be close match between Athena and I. I don't give up easily.
Winsock - As long as it didn't come from any goat, sure
Peter - Jf I am not at the moment I have noyhing to loose ...LOL
MadScientist - JK, crushes Athena's ribs with a viscous kick!
Tex - I'll let Athena do her talkin'....I think it would be a good match...
* JoanneK takes sub by the collar and leads him around the kitchen
Miz L - The Captain is just swell, Tex. I should see him tonight if he doesn't fall asleep.
MadScientist - Athena, smashes JK's jaw with an stunning upper cut!
Peter - Tex and all of us would enjoy it as well
JoanneFan - Me neither Peter. Not everyone has lost everything, though.
JoanneK - Tex, to be honest, any fbb could be me at aw, but could they beat me in a kickboxing match?
* sub happily crawls around behind Joanne
Miz L - The elixir is the Captain's special remedy....not a bit of goat in it.
* JoanneK picks up sub by the throat and says, "Do whatever I want, honey."
* Tex knows firsthand that Mrs. Tex packs a powerful punch...
Peter - Jf they can send what ever they want now while we are down where we are
MadScientist - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/l/lydon/chris025.jpg
JoanneFan - Man, I don't like the way the snow looks.
sub - yes, Mighty Joanne! whatever You command, Powerful Joanne!
* JoanneK knows that she can kick any fbb's ass with her moves.
JoanneFan - I think that it may just be time to go and stock up on some MGD.
Clepsydra - Time for a change 5:54pm
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Peter
JoanneK - No guys can even beat me.
Peter - MGD ???????????
* Tex waits for the opportunity for the CLASH OF THE CHATROOM TITANS...lol
MadScientist - I just had a Corrona and a glass of Stutter HOmes, or whatever its called!
Miz L - Uh oh....now Winsock has gone to sleep!!!
Peter - You sound very sure of youself Joanne
JoanneFan - I think I'll take the all wheel drive 250hp, 3/4" from the ground JK mobile, yes?
MadScientist - Miller Genuine Draft
Clepsydra - Tex, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
* sub trembles with fear of Joanne
MadScientist - 3/4"??? Don't you mean 3/4'?
JoanneFan - Miller Genuine Draft. My sustinance, man. Ha!
Peter - Joanne Are you a fighter like this allways
Winsock - No, I'm awake, just talking to TheLadyL
JoanneK - I am very sure, Peter. Because hardly any fbb's know the martial arts.
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Tex
TomNine - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 5:56pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
JoanneFan - No, 3/4" is about right.
JoanneK - Hi, TN.
sub - hi T9
Winsock - Trying to keep my L's all straight
TomNine - Wow, a full house! Hello, all.
Peter - Oh you are in to martial arts or have been ?
MadScientist - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/l/lydon/chris025.jpg
JoanneK - Hey, sub, how's it going with Sandy?
Peter - Hi Tom
MadScientist - Well, JK, look at this pic!!!
JoanneK - Peter, I have always been.
Miz L - Sure, Win. Say I for me.
MadScientist - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/l/lydon/chris036.jpg
Miz L - Hi, Tom.
MadScientist - Chris Lydon is a fbb, and she does Karate!!!
sub - fine, Beautiful Joanne. She should be back from Dallas in a few hours
Winsock - TheLadyL says hi, Miz L
Peter - ok I see
JoanneK - MS, it doesn't matter how much muscle they have. If they don't know the moves, they can't beat me or Zee.
Miz L - Better yet, say HI.
Winsock - Let's hurry up with this messing around before she gets here, Miz L
MadScientist - A picture is worth a thousand words JK. Look at the pic!!!
Miz L - will TLL be joining us here?
Peter - MS where are the pics from I recognize them a movie with a group of guys playing a game that becomes rallity ?
MadScientist - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/l/lydon/chris036.jpg
Winsock - probably in a little while, Miz L
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Tex
Miz L - ...ok, your socks off? now remove mine.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Dog Watch 6:00pm
MadScientist - Well check out the Builtmore Productions Web Site
* Winsock removes Miz L's socks with his teeth
Peter - Joanne you have 2 pm:s from Peter
Miz L - I know the Captain wants to talk up those birds of hers.
Peter - Yes I know that MS but what is the title ?
* Winsock picks the stray goat fiber from his teeth
Miz L - :)
Miz L - LOL!!!!
Peter - MS I tasted beer for the first time in 8 weeks today mmmmmmmmmm
Clepsydra - Up the Beatles 6:01pm
MadScientist - http://www.builtmore.com/menu.html
Winsock - Well CC and TLL can find their own piano
Miz L - ...oops, let me get this duck out of the way..
MadScientist - Go to the video list
MadScientist - The film is called Blood Games
Clepsydra - Tex, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
Miz L - ....happy little toes...
Clepsydra - Peter, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
* Winsock likes feet, especially toes
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Tex
MadScientist - There is a description of the film on that page
JoanneK - "I passed the corn field when the woods got heavey.
Miz L - ...happy, happy little toes...
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Peter
Winsock - Now lets see what the toes are attached to....
Clepsydra - Tex, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
Winsock - I hope you're getting all this on video
TomNine - All this foot talk and Scooby isn't here yet?
JoanneK - "And oh, I wonder."
Miz L - ...happy little feet..
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Tex
JoanneK - "Waited on the thunder. I woke last night to the sound of thunder. How far off my saiten' wonder. Started hummin' a song from 1962.z'
Peter - MS have you seen the movie blood games ?
* Winsock has happy feet himself
TheLadyL - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 6:06pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TheLadyL, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Winsock - Greetings, TheLadyL
sub - greetings, Beautiful LadyL
MadScientist - No, don't watch movies like that. However, I am tempted
Miz L - ...dang, caught again... Hi, TLL.
Peter - Hi TheLadyL
Clepsydra - Tex, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
TheLadyL - hey win :)
Winsock - Ain't no privacy under this piano
TheLadyL - hi sub, Miz L :)
JoanneK - Hi, Lady.
Peter - So am I MS
MadScientist - Hi LadyL, who the heck are you? I've never met you before.
Miz L - Glad to see you back. TLL
TomNine - Yo, Lady!
TheLadyL - hi Joanne
Winsock - Hey, sub, you're probably not far from TheLadyL
MadScientist - Man, Chris has got one of the best bods I've ever seen. I wonder what she looks like in the film.
TheLadyL - I am a stranger MadScientist
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Tex
sub - where is TLL, Win?
Clepsydra - Tex, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
TomNine - MS, did you know Chris was on "Nash Bridges" last week?
TheLadyL - Ocala
Winsock - Ask TLL, sub
MadScientist - yeah, I heard, but I didn't see the show
sub - She already said, Win
MadScientist - Ocala, thats in Florida isn't it?
JoanneK - "Come back, baby, rock 'n roll never forgets."
Winsock - Well there's a delay in this here chat room, sub
Ignored - Nickname change, Peter is now known as Ignored
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Tex
sub - yes, Win
Miz L - Peter, I've been waiting for your list. Just thought it was so long it was taking a while.
Ignored - Joanne you have another pm to answer from Peter
MadScientist - AAAAAhhhhh Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, Werewolves in London.
Winsock - they got gators and cubans and bugs and stuff in florida, i think
TomNine - MS, if you don't know Ocala is in FL that means you don't do crossword puzzles.
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Tex
TheLadyL - central Florida
Ignored - MizL fat ugly and poore it that god enough ?
MadScientist - I seen a long haired chainy walking with queen
MadScientist - I seen long haired chainy juinior walking with a queen over a trader vicks
Clepsydra - Tex, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
Peter - Nickname change, Ignored is now known as Peter
MadScientist - His hair was perfect.
Miz L - Peter, that's gonna be a tough sell. give me some better stuff.
MadScientist - Well, LL, its pretty far north too
JoanneK - "oooooh, werewolves of London."
MadScientist - Central Florida is Lake Oceechobee whobee schmobee!
Peter - MizL not that fat normal look and some money is that better ?
MadScientist - Little old lady got mutilated last night. It was the werewolves in London again.
TheLadyL - I guess I was misinformed then hahaha
sub - brb
Miz L - Better, Peter. More, please.
Peter - Or Maybe should I lie in 100 % shape god looking and rich ?
JoanneK - "Lookin' like a violin on the cover of a magazine. One, two, three. Never lookin' like minute over 17."
Clepsydra - When it's time to meet the maker 6:14pm
Winsock - When in doubt, lie
JoanneK - His hair was perfect, MS.
Miz L - Now that's a good start. What are your hobbies?
Peter - MizL to be honest I am a little bit overweight and looking like most people and I´ll survive but not a millionarie
MadScientist - Aaaaaaaaaah Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, werewolves in London
JoanneK - "We only got one more question to ask ya, Boston. Do ya ya like to rock? Do ya ya like to roll. Do ya ya like to have a good time? All night long?"
Winsock - TomNine, you talk too much
MadScientist - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
JoanneK - "werewolves of London, again."
TomNine - Yadda yadda yadda.
Miz L - Come on, Peter. Ya wanna wife or not?
Peter - Hobbies =talking with the people in here train a lot to get ride of the overweight and have a few beers sometime and meet and talk to people
JoanneK - "Ya better lock them kitchen doors, Better not let 'em in. Werewolves of London again."
JoanneK - Man, that is a great fucking song.
MadScientist - He'll rip your lungs out jim!!!
Miz L - What's you favorite book? You're making this difficult.
Winsock - Peter, I've tried trains, too, but doesn't seem to do much for my weight
JoanneK - Werewolves of London again.
TomNine - Did we ever get an answer to that question about Boston wanting to rock?
MadScientist - Ummmmmm..... for once Bob Segar shows he has a sense of humour, albeit a bit morbid!
Peter - I like most kind of books but not the sleezy kind of books
JoanneK - MS, Bob Seger rules rock 'n roll!
TheLadyL - you just need to do some push aways win
JoanneFan - Psssshhhhhhht! Guess whos back?
Winsock - it's a one-way deal, TLL
JoanneK - Actually, Mellencamp and the Stones rull rock!
MadScientist - Here I am, on the road again. Here I am, up on the stage..
Peter - MizL I guess Ihave been to nice ? to my former girlfriends sounds strange but is correct I guess
Miz L - Yow, Peter, let's go about this a little differently....what song is playing on your CD right now?
JoanneK - Warren Zevon - long live rock 'n roll.
MadScientist - Here I am, up on the stage. There I go, turn the page.....
TheLadyL - I mean from the computer once in a while win hahaha
MadScientist - Up there in the spotlight your a million miles away. Every ounce of energy, you try to give away...
Peter - No one I haven´t beenplaying a Cd for weeks I have been listening to the radio instead
Winsock - How's it going, JF?
MadScientist - As the sweat pours from your body, like the music that you play....
JoanneK - "Ya smoke the day's last cigarette rememberin' what she said..."
MadScientist - Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed. With the echos of the amplifiers ringing your head...
Peter - MizL but I prefer the fast music they play in discos that you don´t have to listen to what they sing just hear it
JoanneFan - Slippery, Winsock! teh. Major snowstorm here but I am now set. YES!!!!
MadScientist - Here I am, on the road again
MadScientist - Here I am, up on the stage
JoanneK - MS, you are fucking cool, man.
Peter - Joanne Snowstorm where do you live ?
MadScientist - Here I am, playing the star again
MadScientist - here I go, turn the page!!!!!1
Peter - next page
JoanneK - Y'all know Metallica mad a rockier version of that songh.
JoanneFan - Got the food, got the booze, got the chic. Life is good. I hope I get snowed in. teeHee!
Peter - MizL what else do you need to know ?
Miz L - Well, Peter, I'll keep my eyes open. but you have to help me here.
Peter - help you with what ?
Winsock - Sure is noisy in here with all the singin'
MadScientist - I like the original version better though.
JoanneK - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, werewolves of London."
Peter - JOANNE where do you live ?
MadScientist - Segar's version has a very nice saxophone melody that sets the mood!
JoanneK - This song sucks.
JoanneFan - Winsock, you have no idea....... I'm sitting next to a human .wav file. Ha!
MadScientist - its a very lonely life he lives! The meloncholy wailing of the horn accentuates that feeling better than an electric guitar
Miz L - Well, Peter, any more details would help. Hair color, age .....
JoanneFan - If the voice was better, I just might be comfortable right now.
Peter - MizL what do you need help with ?
Peter - dark blond hair, 32 yo just ask and I tell you
JoanneK - Peter, in sucky Chicago.
* JoanneFan thinks that JK should just stick to the iron. Forget the singing. Ha!
Miz L - Hair color, age, education, type of car.....
Peter - Joanne and you have a snowstorm ????
JoanneK - MS, I think poor Bob Seger had a very sucky life.
MadScientist - Thats why I like it!!!
Miz L - We sent all the snow to Chicago from the Pacific Northwest...we're tired of it.
JoanneK - Peter, yes, we have a snow storm right now.
sub - back
MadScientist - I live a very lonely life too!
MadScientist - I identify with him, because of that
TwoPossums - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 6:29pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TwoPossums, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - At least two Possums have arrived.
MadScientist - You walk to a restaurant strung out from the road
TwoPossums - 'Allo 'Allo
* Winsock slowly crawls out from under Miz L's piano
Peter - No educatiuon to talk about been employed at the local postoffice for almost 18 years and I don´t have any car I don´t need one in the small town I live in
sub - hi 2P
MadScientist - And you feel the eyes opon you as your shaking off the cold
Peter - Hi 2P
Winsock - Hi, 2p
Miz L - Hi, TwoPossums.
MadScientist - You pretend it does not bother you, but you just want to explode
MadScientist - Hi TP, long time no see
Clepsydra - There's a time to live and a time to die 6:30pm
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 6:30pm
TheLadyL - 'scuse me....brb
TwoPossums - Here I am in up in the Chat Room
MadScientist - Sometimes you hear them talk, other times you can't
Peter - / think that he shoul tel MizL that he also like well trained females
Miz L - Jeez, Win. You still under there?!!!
TwoPossums - How has everybody been?
JoanneK - MS, you are still quoting Bob Seger?
MadScientist - All the same old cliches, is that a woman or a man
sub - at least Bob Seger has plenty of money
* JoanneFan continues to play sucky tunes and or instrumentals, tries to get JK to stop singing ;-)
JoanneK - TP?????????????? Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MadScientist - And, you always seem outnumbered, you don't dare make a stand!
JoanneK - "
JoanneFan - Welcome back, 2P's!
TwoPossums - Yes it is I the one the only. TWOPOSSUMS!!
Winsock - I got lost under there, Miz L
Miz L - Well now we're getting somewhere, Peter.
sub - nice to see you, 2P
Peter - keep on asking MizL
TwoPossums - So what have I missed? LOL
JoanneK - "I'm not dumb, but I can't understand why she walked like a woman and talked like man." Reminds me of you fbb lovers.
Miz L - Sorry about that Win. I thought you were busy with TLL.
TwoPossums - Hey now JK. Don't start none won't be none :-)
Winsock - Never too busy, Miz L
JoanneFan - I resent that, JK! (you shit!)
MadScientist - Lola,
Miz L - Peter, I'm beginning to see a problem here...
TwoPossums - Colour changed
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from Peter
MadScientist - Well, I'm not the worlds most physical guy, but when she squeezed me tight she nearly break my spine
JoanneK - "Well, I know what I am and man, I'm a man and so is Lola."
Miz L - My toes are cold!!
MadScientist - Lola
* JoanneFan thinks.., no more whiskey for JK. Ha!
TwoPossums - Damn this colors taken too. Hold on
Peter - MizL What problem ?
TwoPossums - Colour changed
MadScientist - Colour changed
TomNine - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 6:34pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
* Winsock climbs back under the piano
MadScientist - We both had the same idea TP
sub - wb T9
TwoPossums - Oh puke this is nice.
TwoPossums - Hey Tom
JoanneK - "And man I'm a man and so is Tazzie, and so is Melissa, and so I Michelle, and so is blah blah...."
TomNine - Hello again, all. 2P, my man!
JoanneFan - Hey T9!
TwoPossums - Great minds think alike my man
JoanneK - LOL, I kill myself sometimes. Ha ha!
MadScientist - Your a woman JK
Miz L - ...I'm having to carry this conversation. Do you do this with your potential wives also?
JoanneFan - Oh shihhhhhhht!
MadScientist - Renee Toney, well his/her gender is open to question
TomNine - JF, hello.
JoanneK - MizL, it's no wonder these guys can't find a wife.
Winsock - As for me, there's a time for talk and a time for toes.
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 6:35pm
Miz L - ..ah, they're getting warmer now.
JoanneK - Oh, yeah, MS. I forgot to mention, "Man, I'm a man and so is Renee. R E N E E , Renee."
Clepsydra - TomNine, you have a new Private message from JoanneFan
Miz L - Well, JK...they're shy I suppose.
Peter - Joanne can you explaine what you mean with that ?
TwoPossums - Woah baby am I lost. Been gone way to long
JoanneK - I didn't mean that comment about not being able to find a wife. Sorry guys.
MadScientist - Good question Pete. We all saw her picture and know she's a woman
MadScientist - I think JK is trying to say she's lesbo
Peter - thanks MS
Clepsydra - Peter, you have a new Private message from JoanneFan
JoanneK - I am woman hear me roar, my tits are too big too ignore and if I don't reach orgasm I pretend.
TwoPossums - Well we saw a picture of "A" woman
MadScientist - You stupid, you shouldn't have to fake it!
JoanneK - That's a quote from John Valvy.
Clepsydra - NEWS FLASH!! Today the flamin' East German pole-vault champion became the West German pole-vault champion.
TomNine - Anybody here lose a wife?
JoanneFan - MS, comere so I can slap you. Ha!
TheLadyL - back
MadScientist - You stupid girl, all you had you wasted!
TwoPossums - WB LadyL
JoanneK - He does some funny songs.
Peter - MizL you mentioned That you saw a problem what was the problem ?
Miz L - Um, er, Win?....
TheLadyL - thanks TwoPossums
Winsock - Yes, Miz L?
TomNine - Joanne is a woman. She asks for directions. She leaves the seat down.
TwoPossums - I do what I can Lady. ;-)
Winsock - Your toes need turning?
JoanneK - He does songs like, "There she was just walkin' down the street...she looks good, tastes great, she was the best I ever ate."
IrregularRegular - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 6:39pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, IrregularRegular, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
JoanneK - "
Peter - Hi IR
Miz L - I have been doing all the talking, Peter. If you want a wife, you have to ask some questions, too.
MadScientist - Whereas, men aim for the bowl while standing three feet away with an erection!!!
TwoPossums - 'Allo IR.
JoanneFan - Nickname change, IrregularRegular is now known as JoanneFan
MadScientist - Hi Irregular, hows your bowels today?
Miz L - Well, Win, I've never had my toes turned before.
sub - hi IR
JoanneK - "Step right up and don't be shy cuz you will not believe yoru eyes. She's right here behind the door. You're gonna like her, cuz she's got class."
JoanneFan - And we still can't hit it, eh MS?
TomNine - That first pee of the day is fraught with danger.
Winsock - You've never had someone do it right before, Miz L, you haven't lived
Miz L - I have to stop this messing around. win. We'll carry on later, OK?
Peter - I´ll take what ever you have in hand...LOL honestly I think i have to find my own here in sweden or do you have some left over where you live ?
JoanneK - "You can step outside your little world, you get to talk to a pretty girl. But, don't fall in love, she's a beauty. She's one in a million girl, why would I lie?"
MadScientist - Your gonna like her cos, she's got ass!!!
JoanneFan - When it comes in two different directions, what is a man to do, T9. Hahahaha!
Miz L - Gotta go, everyone. It's been swell.
Peter - Bye precious MizL
TwoPossums - Later Miz L
sub - farewell, Lovely Miz L
JoanneFan - Next time, Miz. Sorry I missed you :-(
Miz L - Well, Peter, if I come across some Norwegian Bachelorette farmer, I'll send her your way.
TomNine - See ya, Miz L.
Winsock - Take care, Miz L
JoanneK - "Step outside your little world. But, don't fall in love. She's a beauty. She's one in a million girl. Now, why would I lie? Now don't fall in love. Cuz if you do you find out she don't love you."
Peter - Thanks MizL
Miz L - "Lovely" ...ya just gotta love it.
TheLadyL - bye Miz L :)
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Miz L, come back soon.
Miz L - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 6:44pm)
TwoPossums - This guy like quoteing 80's songs don't he JK?
sub - "Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?"
MadScientist - You can talk to an ugly bitch!!! Now why would I lie?
Peter - Why MS ?
MadScientist - The 80's sucked.
TwoPossums - Whoa...Potty mouth
JoanneK - "And baby, talk dirty to me."
JoanneFan - I always liked the 70's myself..
MadScientist - Actually, the truth is, JK, if you don't fall in love she won't talk to you.
MadScientist - Trust me I know. The song's wrong!
TwoPossums - CC pick up that guitar and talk to me (lead guitar solo )
JoanneK - MS, any broad will talk dirty to ya if you won't her to.
TwoPossums - Colour changed
MadScientist - Bull!
JoanneFan - whats going on back there in the ole mans fort?
MadScientist - Anyhow, I've manage to sober up enough to drive home.
the lonely one - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 6:48pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, the lonely one, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
the lonely one - MS have you been drinking tonight ?
sub - hi lone
MadScientist - I'm the lonely one Pete!
* JoanneFan thinks that MS might never leave his lab.
Peter - Nickname change, the lonely one is now known as Peter
MadScientist - yeah, I had two drinks. I've had to wait one hour before driving home from the lab
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my future it is revealed 6:48pm
JoanneK - "dunna dunna dunna , and baby, talk dirty to me. Behind the the old man's Ford, behind th bushes, and baby, talk dirty to me."
MadScientist - No, all the drinks are gone, JF. There's nothing else to do, but sober up
Peter - So am I MS and I tasted a few beers tonight first time in 8 weeks !!
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 6:49pm
JoanneK - You people do remember Poison, don't you?
MadScientist - I got to watch a program at 7:30 pm anyway
TwoPossums - You forgot. "...behind the bushes, you'll be screaming for more. Now I'm a lady's man and baby.......Talk dirty to me"
JoanneFan - Peter, are you trying to compete with MS? You'll never win, man. Ha!
JoanneK - Remember Guns 'N Roses?
Peter - Joanne do you know the text of all songs ????
Peter - Why JF ?
MadScientist - Uh... I thought all their fans were dead JK. I'm surprised your still alive. did you throw the stuff up before it killed you?
TwoPossums - "Captain America's been torn apart now he's just a angle with a broken heart"
MadScientist - I know guns and roses
JoanneFan - Cause MS is a lab rat. Ha!
MadScientist - Take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
* Peter only knows about roses for girls and ladies
JoanneK - Ooooy, take me home.
TwoPossums - "he said turn me around and take me back to the start I must be loosing my mind. are you blind. I seen it all a million times"
MadScientist - He said, take me back to the start, I must be losing my mind are you blind?
MadScientist - I seen it all a million times
* JoanneFan wonders if Peter is an old fashioned guy.
sub - "My, my, my, Delilah, who's the butcher that you harbor?..."
MadScientist - Trapped in the city gas chamber, why I'm here I can hardly remember
MadScientist - I'd have another cigarette, but I can't see
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 6:52pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - There's a puff of red smoke, and a Valkyrie appears. Cough splutter cough cough.
TwoPossums - I wen't from Bon Jovi to Poison to Metallica in the span of a year.
JoanneK - "No one knows how I feel unless you read between my lines...
JoanneK - "No one knows how I feel unless you read between my lines...
MadScientist - Tell me what your gonna believe!
Diana the Valkyrie - yoo hoo
Sonia - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 6:53pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Sonia, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Ironlegs, crushed any good victims today?
sub - "...Take the rich man to the cleaners, and the strong man to the barber..."
Peter - I might be JF I allways send flowers to ladies that I meet and when I date them
MadScientist - Hi Diana
Sonia - Hi guys.
TwoPossums - The surgean general says it's hazardous to breath. I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
JoanneFan - Hey Your Highness!
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana, Beautiful Sonia
Winsock - Hi, Diana, missed your entrance
TheLadyL - hi Diana :)
Peter - Hi lovely Diana & sonia
JoanneK - "No man calls my name, no man came....One man did not fall , he asked me for my love that was all..."
TwoPossums - 'Allo Diana.
MadScientist - Salut Sonia Comment ça va?
TheLadyL - hi Sonia :)
Winsock - How's it going, Sonia?
Diana the Valkyrie - Busy night tonight!
Winsock - Busy and noisy
JoanneFan - Peter, me too. We are the guys that get the chics. The others just dream.
JoanneK - MS, do you know who I am quoting?
TwoPossums - Hey Sonia
Sonia - Going ok, Win.
sub - "...From her face down to her torso, sort of gruesome, only more so..."
MadScientist - Yeah, Fleetwood Macdonald Hamburger
MadScientist - Stand back, stand back. I need a little sympathy
Peter - not 100% thruth JF but also depend on me I´ve wanted to be singel for the last years but loking for someone now
JoanneK - "You'll be standing in line. I would cry. Well, I'll need a little sympathy. Well you could be standin' in. Take me home."
sub - "...Lips and eyes, fingers and tongues, ladies and gentlemen, here she comes..."
sub - "...The Great Unknown."
Peter - sonia are you in england at the moment ?
JoanneFan - We know how to treat a woman. The others pull thier shit faced antics and think that the opposite sex will like it. Nah.....
Blaster - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 6:56pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Blaster, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hey, it's Blasterman, we can start the party now
Sonia - yes, i am Peter.
MadScientist - Well good night everybody
JoanneK - "I'm in the mood for a melody, I'm in the mood."
sub - hi Bman
Winsock - Hey, Blasterman
TwoPossums - Ok gang I gotta go and lie down. Hard day at work. Great to see you all again.
MadScientist - Robert Vegetable matter
Winsock - Night, MS
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 6:57pm)
TwoPossums - Hey Blast
Sonia - Diana, I got an email from JackPin and he says it's ok.
sub - cya 2P
Blaster - Wotcha folks! What a lovely treat to find Sonia and Joanne in the same room!
JoanneK - Hi, Blaster, baby!
Winsock - Cya, 2P
Diana the Valkyrie - Aha!
JoanneFan - Hey Mistuh Blastuh! Good to see you, man!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TwoPossums, come back soon.
TwoPossums - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 6:58pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, 2P
Sonia - Hello Blaster.
Peter - sonia I hven´t been able to go there yet still suffering a little since last summer but Alexei and I have been talking about visiting you together in the future
Peter - Blasterman long time no see !!!!!!!!!
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 6:58pm
JoanneK - Bye, TP.
Sonia - What does that mean Diana, Aha? Good news, no?
Peter - Bye TP
* Blaster thinks we 'ave the makings fer a up to scratch knees-up 'ere tonight. :0)
Sonia - Ok, Peter.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, good news!
Peter - where have you been lately Blaster ?
JoanneFan - Another former reg bites the dust tonight. :-(
Sonia - I thought so to, Diana.
JoanneK - Blaster, if you saw me now you would say, "Oh, my God, she looks like shit!"
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 7:00pm
Peter - Why joanne ?
Blaster - Lots of places Peter.Wouldn't want to bore yer wiv the details.
sub - he wouldn't dare, Lovely Joanne
JoanneK - Because I haven't taken a shower all day, Peter!
Peter - Not in here or on other times ?
Blaster - I doubt dat Joanne. :O)
Peter - It´s not that late over there Joanne ...LOL
Sonia - Do you know if many people going to the convention Diana?
JoanneFan - Hey Blast, recently got a questioneer from the hotel. I told them that it was Blasterman that made our stay so wonderful. Ha!
Peter - Joanne No Training yet today ?
Diana the Valkyrie - I've no idea, Sonia, I've not heard people talking about it
Sonia - hey Tom, are you there?
Diana the Valkyrie - But find out the cost of fare etc, and then we'll talk
Sonia - Me neither, Diana.
JoanneK - "Give you love if the price is right."
Sonia - Ok, will do, Diana.
Blaster - Jim yer should complain yer didn't 'ave a fireplace in yer room,like mine.
JoanneK - "Powder pleasure in your nose tonight."
Peter - sonia how are you it was long time since I "saw" you the last time is everything ok ?
Clepsydra - Time waits for no one and it won't wait for me. 7:03pm
Blaster - What's going on Diana?
Sonia - Blaster, I'm going to be over april/may.
JoanneFan - If the Blasterman is there, I don't need one, yes. (Mke sure you get a 2 bedroom next time)
Sonia - Yes, everything is ok, Peter.
Blaster - First week of May?
Peter - Sonia have you changed your chattime ?
Sonia - I haven't made my schedule yet, but at that time, I will be in the US, Blaster.
Sonia - No, why Peter?
BA - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:05pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, BA, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Peter - I thought that you used to come here,11 pm on fridays ?
Sonia - Hi BA.
BA - Hi!
Peter - Hi BA
Blaster - Fink about NYC dat week ,Sonia.
sub - hi BA
Blaster - :0)
JoanneFan - Hey BA!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, BA
Sonia - Yes, that is the time, Peter, but sometimes I come in a bit late as there is not many people in at 11.00 pm.
Peter - Sonia it is me that thinking alittle bit wrong you are an hour after us
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 7:07pm
TheLadyL - hi BA :)
Blaster - Wotcha BA
BA - How is everyone today?
Winsock - Whazzup, BA?
Sonia - Will do Blaster, NY is included in schedule.
Peter - just fine BA I drunk my first beers in 8 weeks today and they were superb !
* Blaster 's jam tart pounds faster thinkin' about Sonia.
JoanneFan - Man, I really wish that I had a camera right now...
Peter - why JF ?
BA - Peter, why the eight week layoff?
Blaster - Why,Jim?
Sonia - Wait till I get there, Blaster, you will not have any more, :-)
Peter - BA I try to get ride of some fat on my belly
Peter - and there is plenty to loose
BA - Oh! I see Peter....well, don't over do it.
JoanneFan - I'm trying to keep my composure with JK prancing around half naked. Ha!!!
Sonia - TLL, you knew here, right?
sub - lucky JF
Blaster - yer dog Jim.
TheLadyL - yes, Sonia, I am an old friend of win's
Peter - BA I am going to a party next week 2 friends of mine getting 30 on the saturday and I had to practice a little bit today so i am prepared for the drinking then
JoanneFan - Now shes talking about being 28 and having a leather belt.
Sonia - Cool, welcome to the chat room, TLL.
Blaster - Win do yer 'ave any young chinas too?
Clepsydra - BA, you have a new Private message from Peter
TheLadyL - thanks Sonia :)
Winsock - I might, Blaster, if I knew what a young china was
Sonia - You welcome, hope to see you more often here TLL, :-)
Clepsydra - Peter, you have a new Private message from BA
JoanneK - Nobody cares about me except you, JF.
BA - JK, how are ya?
JoanneK - "I went back to Ohio and my city was paved by a government that hd no pride.
Peter - Of course we do Joanne
Sonia - I'm sure that's not true, JK, Blaster thinks highly of you.
JoanneFan - Not true babe. I just care more.
TheLadyL - seems like a good place to be Sonia
JoanneK - Good, BA. How are you?
Blaster - Dat's the truth,Sonia.
JoanneK - I know you do too, Sonia. You are one of the few cool chicks on here.
Sonia - It is TLL, people are very friendly here, you will make lots of friends.
Clepsydra - BA, you have a new Private message from Peter
Sonia - I know Blaster, I heard you enough time ranting and raving about JK, :)
Clepsydra - Time waits for no one and it won't wait for me. 7:15pm
BA - Not too bad JK. I'm in that "thank god it's friday" mood.
Winsock - There are a few assholes, too, but we won't talk about that :)
Sonia - Thank you JK and so are you, :-)
Blaster - It's a pleasure to meet yer ,LadyL.
Sonia - Come Win, we don't want to scare of TLL, now, do we?
TheLadyL - there's assholes everywhere win, didn't you know that?
JoanneFan - JK is worth the rave, in my opinion. YES!
JoanneK - Sonia, I was just telling JF this afternoon that I think you are one of the few cool women on here.
Clepsydra - Peter, you have a new Private message from BA
Winsock - Oh, I have a feeling TLL can take care of herself
Peter - Winsock I hope you don´t mean me ...LOL
TheLadyL - nice to meet you too Blaster
Winsock - Of course not, Peter :)
TheLadyL - hahaha win, ya think?
Sonia - That is sweet of you JK, thank you.
Clepsydra - BA, you have a new Private message from Peter
JoanneK - Man, they are playing my songs from the 80's.
Clepsydra - Peter, you have a new Private message from BA
Winsock - I'm pretty sure, TLL, I've watched ya
JoanneFan - Sonia, I would confirm that but the repercusions would be a bummer;-)
JoanneK - Blaster, you are one hot babe!
Sonia - I hope to hook up with you Jk and JF on my next visit.
Peter - Well all of you nice people and especially you ladies have a god night and see you all some other day
* Blaster 'as been earwiggin' to the Blues lately.
BA - Do you like the 80's music JK?
Peter - G´night
sub - 'night Peter
JoanneK - Sonia, you are one woman who I think truly enjoys what she does.
Sonia - Night Peter.
BA - See ya Peter!!!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Peter, come back soon.
Peter - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:19pm)
Blaster - Thanks Joanne,I wish Mrs Blaster still thought so.
JoanneFan - Next time, Peter. (stay out of trees, man)
Blaster - Nite,Peter
JoanneK - Oh, come on, Blaster. I'm sure she does. I know you two still have something.
Sonia - I do JK, but sometimes, I do have to deal with horrible people and then it's not so enjoyable. But all in all, I do enjoy what I do.
Blaster - She gave up sex fer lent eight years ago.
Sonia - You'll have to treat yourself to a sheep, Blaster, LOL.
JoanneFan - Radioactive?
JoanneK - They just said some bad shit about Monica Lewinsky on the radio.
Clepsydra - Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Ted Kennedy get sucked up in a tornado and land in Oz. Al says, "I'm off to see the Wizard to get a new brain." Ted says, "I'm going to get a heart." Bill says, "Where's Dorothy?"
Mike B - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:22pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Mike B, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Blaster - maybe ewe?
jaye - ...yawn... Oh Boy, Sonia is here. Sorry, Sonia, i was asleep.
Winsock - Hiya Mike
JoanneK - Hi, Mike B, baby!
sub - hi MB
Blaster - Wotcha,jaye,Wotcha Mike
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, MB
sub - wb jaye
BA - Hi Mike
Mike B - Hey Winsock
Sonia - Oh boy, that is all we have right now n TV and radio, about Monica as she is in England right now.
Clepsydra - Hilary found out she was pregnant. She was so infuriated that she went straight to the nearest phone and called the Oval Office. When Bill answered, Hilary said, "You rotten jerk, you got me pregnant!" There was silence on the other end of the line, which infuriated Hilary even further. "You rotten jerk", she screamed. "You got me pregnant!!" Bill replied, "Uh...who is this?"
Mike B - Joanne
Sonia - hi Mike.
TheLadyL - hi Mike B :)
Mike B - Hi DV, BA and Sonia
Sonia - Naw, too small, Blaster, :)
Mike B - Hi LadyL
BA - What's new Mike?
Blaster - Monica looks like she 'as been eatin' too many 'ard salami's.
Clepsydra - Did you know Monica has a hearing problem? All Bill really said was, "hold my calls and sack the cook."
Sonia - Hey Jaye, matie, how are you?
JoanneFan - Hey Mike, didn't see you come in.
andy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, andy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Mike B - Not much, BA
sub - hi andy
Mike B - Hey, JF
* JoanneFan must maximise his screen once in awhile, yes?
Sonia - Monica has been hiting at the british guy who interviewed her, same age as Clinton, LOL.
Clepsydra - Monica needs to work on her resume. I just saw a copy, and her experience is limited to 18 months on the Presidential staff...
JoanneK - "How many times must I tell you I love you before you finally undestand."
Blaster - Howdy,andy
Sonia - Hello Andy. Change your color, I can't read you.
JoanneK - Blaster, you are one hot man!
BA - Hello Andy
JoanneFan - Hey andy!
jaye - Fine, Fine. you're looking well. THough its hard to see
Mike B - Monica has a funny head ... sorta shaped like an hourglass
Clepsydra - Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Ted Kennedy get sucked up in a tornado and land in Oz. Al says, "I'm off to see the Wizard to get a new brain." Ted says, "I'm going to get a heart." Bill says, "Where's Dorothy?"
andy - Hi Sonia (Super Babe) Hi Blaster, Sub, BA and everybody
Sonia - Blaster, when I spoke to JK after she met you, she told me you are a hunky guy.
Winsock - What's Monica's approval rating these days?
Clepsydra - How long does it take Kenneth Starr to screw in a light bulb? 5 years and thirty million dollars later, he's still in the dark. How long does it take Bill Clinton to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't. The light bulb is just a close friend.
Blaster - I'm tremedous in action too Joanne. :0)
JoanneK - Hi, Andy.
Blaster - A 'onk of what?
Sonia - Andy, I can't read you.
JoanneK - Not very high, winsock.
gymshoe - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:27pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, gymshoe, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Diana the Valkyrie - We're going to make her a princess
Mike B - I think she's going down, Winsock
sub - hi gs
Sonia - Specimen, Blaster.
Blaster - Wotcha,gymshoe
Mike B - Well, maybe that was a poor choice of words
Sonia - Hi Gym.
andy - How do I do that Sonia
BA - I don't know Winsock, but she sure is making a helluva lot of money.
gymshoe - hi sub
Winsock - Well, I think she's doing a pretty good job myself
JoanneFan - Blaster, the "super action man". I'll go with that.... Ha!
BA - LOL Mike!
JoanneK - Yeah, sure. And I'm sure she's going to pay off her $2million dollar lawyer fees.
Blaster - LOL,Jim
JoanneFan - You have that super hero look, Blast.
jaye - lawyers usually take legal action if you dont pay them
Sonia - She made quite a bit of money from her brits interview, too.
gymshoe - hi Sonia
JoanneK - I hate David Lee Roth.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, andy, come back soon.
andy - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:29pm)
jaye - He made a video with Teagen Clive
Winsock - two million for lawyers? Why on earth?
jaye - so he cant be all bad
Blaster - Hasbro wants to make a action figure of me ,Jim.
Mike B - Didn't she get $200,000 for the British interview?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 7:30pm
jaye - 1/2 of a $4M settlement
andy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:30pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, andy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
BA - The thing that bugs me about Monica is, during her testimony, they put her up in a hotel that was something like a $1000 a night.
Clepsydra - Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Ted Kennedy get sucked up in a tornado and land in Oz. Al says, "I'm off to see the Wizard to get a new brain." Ted says, "I'm going to get a heart." Bill says, "Where's Dorothy?"
Sonia - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:30pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Sonia, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Ironlegs, crushed any good victims today?
JoanneK - She made $600,000, Sonia. but, she still has to pay off the $2 K lawyer fees.
jaye - They have one already. Master Blaster
JoanneFan - Not surprised. I was thinking about a video.
TheLadyL - I need to go for a bit.....nice to meetcha...be back later
andy - Hi, I'm back and changed my colour
BA - See ya LadyL
Sonia - Well, I'm sure she will come off better, JK.
Winsock - Later, TLL
jaye - BA, are you saying that Judge Starr was a little extravegent on his expenses.
Sonia - Nice meeting you TLL, talk to you soon.
BA - Just a little jaye!!!
JoanneFan - Blasterman vs. the Amazon chics from outer space. A video trailer from JF. It would be smashing!
TheLadyL - g'night win
JoanneK - "I always liked those kind of high heels too. No, no, don't take 'em off."
Blaster - Bye LadyL,come back soon.
TheLadyL - you too Sonia...take care
gymshoe - hello
TheLadyL - bye Blaster
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TheLadyL, come back soon.
TheLadyL - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:32pm)
JoanneK - Sonia, I like Monica.
Clepsydra - Why does the presidental limo have tilt steering? More head room.
Sonia - I don't JK, sorry.
Blaster - Now yer talkin Jim.Which amazon's should I battle?Karla?Michele?
Blaster - Sonia?
jaye - it was legal. Independent counser has an open ended budget and time. But that law is suppose to die.
Sonia - Welcome back Andy.
JoanneK - Sonia, think about this, Bill was the one who let it really happen.
Sonia - Yes, Blaster?
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
BA - What do you like about her JK...just wondering?
JoanneFan - What about some fantasy chic? I could surely make a feasible one up.
jaye - You can leave your hat on.
gymshoe - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:34pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, gymshoe, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
gymshoe - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:34pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, gymshoe, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Sonia - true, buta woman can pretty much wrap a man around her little finger, JK.
Blaster - As long as she 'as a nice big Khyber Pass,Jim.
JoanneK - BA, I like her energy, her loyalty, her sensuality.
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
JoanneFan - I'll take one from the Valkyrie drawings gallery.
Sonia - Loyalty JK, where are they?
andy - I'm lost, I think I should strike up a conversation with Clepsy
JoanneK - Bill was the one who could have said, "No, I'm, married." I'm surprised people don't blame him more for this.
Sonia - What's the matter, Andy?
BA - But Jk, her energy, loyalty, and sensuality, almost bought the country to its knee's.....not to mention the President :-)
Clepsydra - You can not only get AIDS from sex in the White House, you can also get sex from aides.
BA - I'm sorry JK, was Monica under some sort of spell?
Clepsydra - Hilary found out she was pregnant. She was so infuriated that she went straight to the nearest phone and called the Oval Office. When Bill answered, Hilary said, "You rotten jerk, you got me pregnant!" There was silence on the other end of the line, which infuriated Hilary even further. "You rotten jerk", she screamed. "You got me pregnant!!" Bill replied, "Uh...who is this?"
Blaster - Me favorite line from Bill is still"I didn't inhale".
Sonia - He could, but as I saidJK, women can be really devious.
andy - It could be weird but interesting
Diana the Valkyrie - I thought the main issue was that Clinton lied under oath about it?
Clepsydra - What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
JoanneK - I'm really surprised more women don't blame this dicksuck (Bill) more than her.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:37pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
JoanneFan - andy, these chic's look to balme the man no matter what, yes?
jaye - Lying under oath, and obstructing justice
Diana the Valkyrie - I mean, who cares if some geezer is bonking some bint?
BA - Diana, that's what it was supposed to be about.
Winsock - People aren't very good at sticking to issues, DV
Sonia - What is weired Andy?
* TomNine gives Sonia a big hug and waves to everybody else.
Blaster - Well well,a voice from the 'eavens.
Winsock - Sex is more interesting than perjury
jaye - American women love Clinton politically.
Clepsydra - Did you hear that when this scandal is over that Monica plans to sell her story? She said she will tell it Blow by Blow.
Diana the Valkyrie - The only issue forme, was Clinton lying under oath, and obstructing justice.
Clepsydra - Why does the presidental limo have tilt steering? More head room.
gymshoe - if Hilary had kept him at her feet, it would never have happened. :-)
JoanneFan - bint?
BA - T9, how are ya?
andy - Nothing Sonia, just seems to be a heavy a talk about Bill's antics in the Whitehouse
Diana the Valkyrie - The sex thing is Hilary's problem.
JoanneK - Monica did come on to Bill. but, he could have said no, I'm married. Leave me alone, slut.
Clepsydra - Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Blaster - Wotcha ,Tom.
BA - I agree Diana!!
Sonia - No JF, but I don't aggree with what Monica did. She knew Clinton was married, but still went for him and also had an affair with another man and got herself pregnant in the process.
Clepsydra - What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
jaye - Yeah, Joanne. That's what all us gentlemen say.
BA - LOL JK!!!
JoanneK - I hope that my husband will have that strength.
Sonia - Join in Andy.
andy - Does anybody not think that Hilary does'nt love Bill. She's with him for the power
JoanneK - I agree, Andy.
Sonia - Hey Jaye, how are you?
jaye - it's a professional relationship, the 2 of them
Diana the Valkyrie - Andy, that's their marriage, and their problem. Not important to me or you
JoanneFan - get you J's right, Sonia. I may have to let you kick my ass, otherwise. Ha!
JoanneK - Sonia, many women go after married men. It's a fact of life.
Winsock - I wouldn't speculate on other people's feelings
jaye - Hi Sonia. I'm good, thank you. But i'm getting uppity. Need a reminder soon.
andy - Thanks JoanneK. I mean who would put up with that. And it's not the first time.
Blaster - If any of us ever lied to a grand jury,we'd be sittin' in jail right now.
BA - Yes JK, but where was her!!! responsibility?
jaye - Right. Nobody in here ever speculates about things they know nothing about
* Winsock hands jaye a handful of downers
Sonia - True JK and the other way round too.
JoanneFan - No shit?
jaye - It was a set up
Blaster - Why should Bill get off?
Sonia - I think so too, Jaye, as a matter of fact, I will be there in april, :-), so long as you are not going to kick your legs in the air, otherwise, I will have to make sure they are out of action too, :-)
JoanneFan - It was a farse that cost us millions. Shit!
andy - She's in it for the money. As soon as it started, she had him by the short and curlys.
BA - He did Blaster......in more ways than one!
Blaster - Only because the bleedin' economy is 'andy.
Winsock - LOL BA
Blaster - If the economy were pear-shaped,Bill would not be president now.
JoanneK - Absolutely true, Blaste. Absultotely.
jaye - Oh yeah? I hope its the 2nd half of April. That would be nice, Sonia
JoanneFan - The bleedin' economy would be getting better if it wasn't for our worldwide police force. Yes?
andy - Your right Blaster, but he's made the right moves to keep in power.
Winsock - He might not have been re-elected, but it would have little to do with the impeachment
jaye - I kind of like my legs, though. They help me from losing wrestling matches
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Mike B - BA, Monica Lewinski, who's fooled around with 2 married men and gotten pregant by a third guy is what is usually known as a common tramp
Clepsydra - Did you know Monica has a hearing problem? All Bill really said was, "hold my calls and sack the cook."
Sonia - Sorry Jaye, 3rd week.
JoanneK - Bill smells like a rose and Monica is the "bad guy." Yeah, sure.
Clepsydra - Hilary found out she was pregnant. She was so infuriated that she went straight to the nearest phone and called the Oval Office. When Bill answered, Hilary said, "You rotten jerk, you got me pregnant!" There was silence on the other end of the line, which infuriated Hilary even further. "You rotten jerk", she screamed. "You got me pregnant!!" Bill replied, "Uh...who is this?"
JoanneFan - The Mexicans bitch, the Canadians bitch. I say let them fend for themselves without our help.
JoanneK - Bill is the tramp. 100 women by the time he's 40?
Clepsydra - Had we but world enough and time 7:45pm
jaye - 3rd week is good. As long as its after the 12th.
andy - I don't think Monica is bad. She's just making the best out of an opportunity.
Clepsydra - What did Bill say when he got off the plane at Martha's Vineyard? So where's Martha?
BA - Yeah Mike, I mean this gal isn't exactly Snow White.
Sonia - Not at all JK, Bill could of pick someone better looking than Monica.
Clepsydra - What did Bill say when he got off the plane at Martha's Vineyard? So where's Martha?
Blaster - Now 'e wants to spend a surpluss ,dat is only an estimate figure,based on a continued blindin' economy.I'm scared.
jaye - I kind of like my legs, though, Sonia. My legs help me from losing a lot of wrestling matches
JoanneK - I agree, JF./
Winsock - Bill isn't the only tramp, JK
Sonia - I will be Jaye, i will be there for the San Diego convention.
JoanneFan - They happen to be on our borders. So what. if they don't like us, give them to Iraq. Yes?
andy - Sonia. It's not the looks that count. It's what's in the heart.
jaye - Bill seems to have a taste for the a plain southern women type.
JoanneK - Oh, come on, Sonia! And if he would have picked someone better we could accept it? Yea, right!
jaye - Ahh, 23-27 in SD. i might get down.
BA - Nevertheless, he's still President, and she'll end up richer than all of us.
Clepsydra - Hilary found out she was pregnant. She was so infuriated that she went straight to the nearest phone and called the Oval Office. When Bill answered, Hilary said, "You rotten jerk, you got me pregnant!" There was silence on the other end of the line, which infuriated Hilary even further. "You rotten jerk", she screamed. "You got me pregnant!!" Bill replied, "Uh...who is this?"
Sonia - Yes, but when they leap in the air and my face is in front of them, I don't like them so much,Jaye, LOL.
jaye - Say Bill had a affair with Th-Resa. I'd dig it, but middle America would have gone knuts
Sonia - She does not have a heart, Andy.
JoanneFan - We want the islands in the Pacific though. We'll keep them protected.
Winsock - Why should anyone care about Bill's sex life in the first place?
BA - LOL, jaye!!!
jaye - i have no recolection of that Sonia. They must have been acting on their own
JoanneK - Bill doesn't care who he fucks.
andy - Sonia. Now, now. We don't really know, do we?
* TomNine did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Diana the Valkyrie - And ... I don't care who Bill fucks
Winsock - And I don't care who Bill fucks
jaye - Didn't inhale, didn't eject
JoanneK - Because he's the President of the United States. Just goes to show you A BABBY BOOMER can't hold office.
Clepsydra - Hilary found out she was pregnant. She was so infuriated that she went straight to the nearest phone and called the Oval Office. When Bill answered, Hilary said, "You rotten jerk, you got me pregnant!" There was silence on the other end of the line, which infuriated Hilary even further. "You rotten jerk", she screamed. "You got me pregnant!!" Bill replied, "Uh...who is this?"
Sonia - Not necessarily, Jk, but still, he could of gone for someone better looking especially if it was with a no future.
Diana the Valkyrie - And I really don't understand why anyone else cares either!
* Blaster wonders what Tom is rabbittin' about?
Mike B - Tom, if you had had relations with Lewinski, you'd have to be known as TomNineteen
* JoanneFan is pissed at the distain of the Canadians. Let them fend for themselves instead of us.
andy - Diana. You mean that you don't have our Bill's interests at heart.
jaye - Please dont say that a child of the 60's should not be president.
Winsock - Holding presidential office doesn't take away one's citizenship
TomNine - The more Bill gets laid the better the economy is.
JoanneK - They can't, jaye. Someone like me could be better.
Diana the Valkyrie - Andy, who he fucks is a private matter
Winsock - Or Tom69
JoanneFan - My bucks have been going to other countries. I hate that!
Blaster - Bill's a liberal in moderate clobber.Don't forget 'e tried to nationalise 'ealthcare.
Diana the Valkyrie - Not a public matter
jaye - Well, maybe JoanneK. You are a woman, so i'm sure you'd make a fine leader of men.
andy - Diana. I like the way you say F*****
JoanneK - Don't forget all the unconstitutional bills for which he voted.
TomNine - Blaster is talking funny!
JoanneK - As the Libertarians said,
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 7:51pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, JoanneK, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Joanne flexes a bicep at Tex, and puts HardBodyPaul on her shoulder
Winsock - nothing wrong with a little socialism
jaye - If the bill is voted in, it becomes constitutional
andy - Sonia, are you a Libertarian?
Blaster - Tom,whats so funny about the way I rabbit?
jaye - Sure. Diversity is good
JoanneK - "He should be impeached for all the unconstitutional bills he signed into Congress."
jaye - Name 3.
Winsock - bills he signed into Congress? What's that mean?
Sonia - Yes Andy, up to a certain point.
TomNine - If Clinton voted for any bills at all I've forgotten, though the Republicans have forced through some real crap.
Clepsydra - How long does it take Kenneth Starr to screw in a light bulb? 5 years and thirty million dollars later, he's still in the dark. How long does it take Bill Clinton to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't. The light bulb is just a close friend.
jaye - You mean the Supreme court said they were unconstitutional later?
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
jaye - It's hard to take liberties with Sonia, believe me
JoanneK - The Brady Bill, The Omnibus Crime bill, and the Anti-Terrorism Bill."
Blaster - Clinton does not vote .He's not a senator.
Clepsydra - Kenneth Starr finally found out what the distinguishing characteristic on Bill Clinton's penis was. It was Monica.
TomNine - Sonia, are you back home now? How was Texas?
jaye - Geez, JoanneK
Sonia - Yes Andy, up to a certain point.
andy - Sonia. Well that's fine for me.
JoanneK - Clinton can veto those bills, Blaster. But, he signs them into law.
Clepsydra - Clinton looks up from his desk and sees one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President. "It's this Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want to do about it?" the aide replies. "Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.
Winsock - It's not up to the president to decide issues of constitutionality
Sonia - I did not go Tom, as I had a death in family.
jaye - i like your big biceps, but i dont know about that neck
Winsock - that's why we have a supreme court
JoanneK - He can veto those bills, Winssock. And Congress can overturn the veto with enough votes.
Diana the Valkyrie - checks and balances
jaye - Congress must have passed them so they had to be reasonable to get that far
TomNine - Sonia, sorry. I knew about your loss but I thought the trip was still on.
andy - Hey folks. Our politicians in the UK ain't smelling of roses either.
Sonia - What's wrong with the neck, Jaye?
JoanneK - Thank you, diana.
jaye - Her neck might be too red for me, Sonia
Winsock - congress can't overturn the supreme court without a constitutional convention, JK
JoanneK - "She's a woman in love. And Bill's gonna break her heart to pieces."
Sonia - The funeral was rightat the time when I scheduled Texas, Tom, but I'm coming over in april/may and Dc is on the schedule.
Clepsydra - Had we but world enough and time 7:57pm
Sonia - LOL, Jaye.
JoanneK - Excuse me, Winsock, but the Supreme Court has overturned many items.
Winsock - Read what I said, JK
TomNine - Sonia, I hope I can see you again when you visit.
BA - OH COME ON JK!!!! Did she really believe this man would fall in love with her, and kick Hilary's ass out of the White House?
Clepsydra - When asked how the president holds his liquor, Monica replied "by the ears"!
Sonia - Say that again, Andy.
jaye - Sure. In fact, the conviently overturned some things that allowed Judge Star more leway
JoanneK - oh, I know, winsock.
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
Sonia - Me too, Tom. I would love that.
JoanneK - BA, I feel hear pain.
JoanneK - hear = her
JoanneFan - We lend our air and water support to the world. Let's get some one in office that will cut the police of the word shit.
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
JoanneK - As Washington said, "Do not get involved in foreign entanglements."
Winsock - I said congress cannot overturn the supreme court. I did not say the supreme court cannot overturn congress. And then it has to be founded on constitutional grounds
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Dog Watch 8:00pm
Blaster - Politicians they are 98 percent bullshit.They are all puppets of the special interests people dat fund their campaigns.
BA - I liked to feel her mouth against my fist.......whoa!!! I'm gettin' too carried away here.
Mike B - JF, wanna try the end of that sentence again? I think you missed something
Diana the Valkyrie - Good idea, JK. Pull out of Texas, California etc
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
jaye - Strange how well a screwy system like that works, Blast
Mike B - OHHH ... never mind ... "cut OFF"
JoanneK - Exactly, Diana. If Texas and Alaska want to suceed, let them!
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Blaster - It's the Mae West one too,jaye.Git sure 'as a long way to go.
JoanneFan - I could care less about Canada, Mexico or Great Britian for that matter. How's about we fend for out own?
jaye - Old age thinking
JoanneK - Exactly, JF.
JoanneK - Let America start caring about their own instead of every damn country!
Diana the Valkyrie - Give back the stuff you got off the Indians, too.
Winsock - I think the point was that calif and texas were foreign entanglements at one stage
JoanneFan - JF is a libertarian
jaye - We did. We gave it back. Several times.
Diana the Valkyrie - Exactly so, Winsock.
JoanneFan - The spanish took that, not us.
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, and who owned Hawaii before ?
jaye - If Europe repays their war debt, maybe we could give Manhattan back.
Blaster - It's the indians dat are scalpin' Uncle Tom Cobley and all now,Diana.The worm 'as turned.
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
JoanneK - Texas declared themselves a free nation from Mexico.
Diana the Valkyrie - You can take Manhatten, and Staten Island, too
jaye - You know. If the Indians had invested those beads we gave them for Mahattan in mutual funds...
JoanneFan - Those people wanted us to be there. The Canadians do not.
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Winsock - LOL, DV
JoanneK - Europe has a lot to pay.
jaye - ...they would have turned a tidy profit by now.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, so it's OK if you're "invitied in", is it?
jaye - It's OK if you win.
JoanneFan - What I say is let them fend for themselves.
Winsock - Then you can give Britain back to the Druids
JoanneK - Yeah, everytime England & Canadan says they need us, we jump. I wonder how far they would jump for us if we were in trouble?
JoanneFan - Why does the US have to support the folks that don't like us?
Blaster - No Winsock,Italy,Brittan is an italian colony.
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
JoanneK - Because we are the powerful, the strongest, JF. These other countries are wimps.
jaye - It use to be if we didn't help them, we feared the Russians would. Maybe it s just a habit.
* JoanneFan is tired of European problems, let's pull out and see what happens.
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Mike B - Well, I hate to leave this little international lovefest, but my better half beckons
jaye - Pull out??? Doesnt sound manly to me
Mike B - Bye all
JoanneK - This is why our Founding Fathers warned us. Just keep after your own country. Don't worry about the others. We didn't listen. They then burn our flag.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, MB
Winsock - Take care, Mike
TomNine - Bye, Mike.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Mike B, come back soon.
Mike B - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:06pm)
Sonia - Bye Mike.
Blaster - I 'ear the Italians rearranged Stonehendge.From an air view ,it resembles a peperoni pizza.
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
Sonia - How are you Tom, haven't spoken to you for some time now.
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 8:07pm
Winsock - The so-called founding fathers were a pretty diverse lot, JK, many differing views
JoanneK - The United Nations - what a hogwash piece of shit.
JoanneFan - It's happened all over the globe. Why do we continue to protect these people?
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
JoanneK - Not that different, winsock. Not if you read the Federalist and Anti-Federalist papers.
TomNine - Sonia, I am doing great. How are you? Still planning to go to pro wrestling school?
Diana the Valkyrie - JF, you fight in Serbia for the same reason we do.
Sonia - I'm good Tom, still thinking about it.
BA - Aww! Let's all hold hands and sing...."I Love You....You Love Me"............sorry!
JoanneK - Because we're a bunch of liberal, dumb fucks, JF.
JoanneFan - What would that be?
Diana the Valkyrie - Because it's one world, those lines on the map are just lines
Winsock - the USA was a pretty loose federation in the early days
Diana the Valkyrie - We ignored Hitler, back in 1933, we paid for that later
JoanneFan - On a daily bases, I pay for the third world. Sooner or later the US is going to get tired of it.
JoanneK - I can't believe they're playing my shit on this radio station!
Diana the Valkyrie - We ignored Japan/China in 1926, we paid for that later
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Diana the Valkyrie - We ignored Italy/Abysinnia in 1923, we paid for that later
Diana the Valkyrie - If you want to wait till the war comes to California, you just sit tight.
jaye - Gee, Diana, you are older than i thought
Diana the Valkyrie - We'd rather fight in Serbia
Blaster - Yer ignored Blasterman in 1998,and 1999...........watch aht!!!!
TomNine - Sonia, will you be doing anything special at WWC?
BA - T9, how have you been? Long time no see!!
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 8:11pm
JoanneK - "It ain't no big thing. But, I now what I like, I know I like dancing with you."
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
TomNine - We always pay for Blasterman.
JoanneFan - I just can't understand why the Canadians hate us. Maybe we should just let countries like Iraq take thier territory.
jaye - Oh, forgive me, i wasnt calculating in Valkyrie years
andy - Yep. I'm still here, although it's heavy going.
Sonia - I will be wrestling Tom, what else right now, I don't know.
jaye - Last war we had in California was .... In people's park in Berkeley, i think
TomNine - BA, everything is cool down here. Are you managing to make those kids learn anything?
JoanneK - Canada is already fucked. No guns, socialized medicine. They come here to get things cheaper.
RevengeOfTheScorned - Nickname change, Blaster is now known as RevengeOfTheScorned
BA - Yeah T9, I'm doin' my best.
<:3)~ - Nickname change, RevengeOfTheScorned is now known as <:3)~
* JoanneFan is sick of his country being taken advantage of. It was never meant to be like this...
JoanneK - Absolutely, JF!
TomNine - That's right, JK, the Canadians envy our drive-by-shootings and HMOs.
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
* <:3)~ runs up the Mystic Meg of Sonia's pants.
Sonia - The world is changing, JF and not for the better, I'm afraid.
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
jaye - lol, hell in a hand basket again
JoanneK - "I wanna run, I want hide. I want to tear the walls and hodl ther insides. I wanna reach out and touch the flam ewhere the streets have no name."
JoanneFan - Maybe they should experience the rape and pillage of the Iraq's. Yes?
TomNine - Eek! It's the BlasterMouse!
* <:3)~ nuzzule's 'is brass monkeys 'ooter against Sonia's inner thigh.
Diana the Valkyrie - A cockney mouse. Sigh
JoanneK - TN, contrary to popular belief, there are Canadian militias who are sick of the socialism in Canada.
JoanneFan - When someone from a country that we protect is not grateful for it, I get very irritable.
jaye - Pinky and the Brain has a cute cockney mouse
JoanneFan - I think that it's time to throw them to the wolves.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 8:17pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Same here. When did America last say thank you for use kicking the French out of their country?
Winsock - Yes, I think everyone should kiss our Yankee asses
andy - I'm heading off folks, too heavy parly for me.
JoanneK - If you dumb Americans would follow the laws the government wants to pass, you would hole up in a shack in Montana like the Freemen.
Sonia - Night Andy.
TomNine - Take care, andy.
JoanneFan - When did that happen, Diana?
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, Andy
BA - See ya andy
Diana the Valkyrie - The Seven Years War
* Sonia shakes the mouse away.
andy - Bye Sonia, bye everybody
* <:3)~ winks 'is whiskers wicked night to andy.
JoanneFan - We screwed the indians. We nevr gained any teritory otherwise.
Diana the Valkyrie - At the end of it, we traded Guatemala to the French, for them getting out of our colonies
JoanneK - Just like Lewinsky and Mr. Jones said, "If the peope of this country knew what was going on, there would be a revolution in this country."
Clepsydra - What did Bill say when he got off the plane at Martha's Vineyard? So where's Martha?
Diana the Valkyrie - Then we swapped the Spice Islands for New Amsterdam, and got the Dutch out
JoanneFan - The thing between us and the indians is internal.
BA - Gotta get goin' folks......be back a little later :-)
jaye - Perhaps that was a mistake. Made it easier for us to be revolting
Diana the Valkyrie - And renamed it New York
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
Sonia - Bye BA.
TomNine - See ya, BA.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, BA
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
jaye - You didnt get them all out.
JoanneFan - Funny
<:3)~ - Seeya later BA
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
JoanneK - Like we would would have been better being under English law.
Diana the Valkyrie - You are under English law
Clepsydra - Cheerio, BA, come back soon.
BA - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:21pm)
JoanneFan - You English value your freedom. We value our freedom from you.
Diana the Valkyrie - American law is based on the British system
jaye - We'd be speaking English, instead of American
JoanneK - I don't think so, Diana. Do you have a Constitution?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, we do.
bolle - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:22pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, bolle, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Diana the Valkyrie - If you want to read about it, then there's a book, called "The British Constitution"
JoanneFan - yeah, Diana, we've gotten much stupider. Ha!
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
JoanneK - Yeah, those video cameras in London are so freedom loving.
<:3)~ - Wotcha,bolle
TomNine - bolle, hey!
Sonia - Hi Bolle.
jaye - A book?? you must be kidding. Give me a website.
Diana the Valkyrie - You mean, you don't have anti-theft video cameras in America?
Winsock - Hello, bolle
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
bolle - howdy all
jaye - we use to, but somebody ripped them off
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:23pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, JoanneFan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, JF, lucky soulmate of JK
JoanneK - None that I know of, Diana. And if there are any, I will protest.
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
Winsock - of course there are the video cameras along Aurora Avenue to keep the hookers off the street
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from bolle
jaye - Sonia?
Winsock - That would be in Seattle, which, I believe is part of the US
JoanneK - There should be none.
TomNine - Actually, the cops just like to look at the hookers.
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Diana the Valkyrie - So, this American TV show I heard about "Americas Dumbest Crooks" ...
Winsock - Could be, T9
Clepsydra - bolle, you have a new Private message from Sonia
JoanneK - I don't know why, Tn. They are gross
Diana the Valkyrie - How do they get the videos of the crimes?
JoanneFan - OK, now that I have that out of my system, what about muscle chic's?
* <:3)~ thinks Sonia is enjoyin' the mouse.
Sonia - Yes Jaye?
Morgalla - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:25pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Morgalla, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
jaye - Sonia, are you tougher this year than last?
TomNine - There are security cameras all over, stores, ATMs, parking lots. What's the problem?
JoanneK - There are video cameras in stores and in police cars, but not in a city that I know of.
Morgalla - Greetings all!
Sonia - Hi Morgalla.
TomNine - Morgalla, hello.
Winsock - Most ATM's have TV cameras, nearly all banks, convenience stores, etc, etc
<:3)~ - Wotcha,Morgalla
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from bolle
Sonia - Yes, I am Jaye.
Winsock - I just told you about Seattle, JK
JoanneK - In London they are tracking your every move.
bolle - hi Morgyella
Winsock - Hi, Morgalla
JoanneFan - Dunce with eyes and tits?
Clepsydra - bolle, you have a new Private message from Sonia
jaye - Oh dear. Confident, too. Well, i better go get some exersize. Bye for now, Sonia
Morgalla - Hello to everyone who said hi!
Winsock - Plus, cameras monitor all traffic
JoanneFan - Nice tummy, by the way... Teh!
jaye - Bye all. Even those of you who are blatently politically incorrect!
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from Morgalla
Sonia - Bye Jaye, see you in april. Get your neck ready for me :)
bolle - /colourblue
TomNine - Sonia just keeps getting better, jaye.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, jaye
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from andy
Sonia - Thank you Tom.
TomNine - See ya, jaye.
Winsock - Bye, jaye
<:3)~ - adios,jaye
jaye - LOL, i'll be working on my begging and pleding techniques, Sonia. i will be ready!
Clepsydra - andy, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Clepsydra - Cheerio, andy, come back soon.
andy - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:28pm)
jaye - bye Diana
bolle - Colour changed
Clepsydra - Morgalla, you have a new Private message from Sonia
TomNine - JF, I just saw the PM you sent me 2 hours ago. LOL.
JoanneFan - Sonia, I thought that you were a strength chic.. You do muscle domination, too?
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from bolle
Morgalla - www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/m/morgalla/index00.htm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, jaye, come back soon.
jaye - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:29pm)
Sonia - That's what I like to hear, Jaye, :)
JoanneK - Here's Amercia's song: "why don't you turn me loose, turn me loose, I gotta do it my way.'
Sonia - yes I do JF
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the First Watch 8:30pm
JoanneFan - Tom, that's not like WebTV?
Clepsydra - bolle, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Winsock - That's a 404, Morgalla
Morgalla - Hey everybody! Go to the link I just gave when you have a chance! It's the gallery of ME! Any comments on the art would be greatly appreciated.
JoanneFan - Ha! Interesting...
Morgalla - Winsock, excuse me but what's a 404?
* <:3)~ wonders if Joanne knows any mouse favorites?
TomNine - JF, I just didn't notice the PM until now. Operator error.
Winsock - Missing page, Morgalla
<:3)~ - Three blind mice?
JoanneK - "Why don' t you turn me loose, turn me loose, turn me loose, I gotta do it my way? Or no way at all."
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from bolle
Clepsydra - Morgalla, you have a new Private message from Sonia
JoanneFan - Don't dwell on it, man. It's worse now. Get me?
Morgalla - Oh, bummer Winsock sorry. I guess you'll all have to look it up the hard way. It's in the West wing under Uncle Sleazy's collection.
* <:3)~ "Wht don't yer give me cheese when I need it baby"
Clepsydra - bolle, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Winsock - Ok, Morgalla
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from Morgalla
JoanneK - "Mama, sometimes wish I'd never been born at all."
Morgalla - Hey, everybody! You wanna hear something funny? RIght now I'm in DISNEYWORLD!
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from bolle
Clepsydra - Morgalla, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from bolle
TomNine - Morgalla, what's so funny about that?
<:3)~ - Say wotcha to the King mouse fer me,Morgalla.
TomNine - Bolle, how are things down under? Any recent femuscle experiences?
Clepsydra - bolle, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
Clepsydra - bolle, you have a new Private message from Sonia
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from Morgalla
JoanneFan - Raisen rythum....
Clepsydra - Cheerio, andy, come back soon.
andy - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:34pm)
Morgalla - Actually, I'm in EPCOT to be exact. I just thought it was humorous.
bolle - no news Tommy boy,Australia is not the heart of muscle unfortnately.
JoanneK - "Rock it, baby, come on. We're gonna fly."
<:3)~ - "I'm baack!,I'm Baaack in the cheesehole again!!"
JoanneFan - The heart of muscle is everywhere.
Morgalla - Living in Florida TomNine I and my boyfriend have had one or two muscle encounters.
* JoanneK is hungry.
bolle - i don't think so JF
JoanneFan - Dunce, tits, smile with a nice tummy? Whats up? Hahahaha!
<:3)~ - "Yer'll never break,never break never break never break......dis jam tart of mouse"
TomNine - Morgalla, would you like to share a muscle encounter story?
bolle - JoanneK, you should sing a song about this hunger.
JoanneFan - bolle, why not, man?
JoanneK - "You'll never break, never break, never break, this heart of stone...."
CaptainCorc - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:38pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, CaptainCorc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Amidst a skirl of bagpipes, the Captain reels in
bolle - There can only be one heart, and the yanks own that heart. Australians won't to steal it though.
Morgalla - Well, both my man and I were at a beach, and this guy with an impressive upper body was in the water waist-high. But then he walked out of the ocean and I saw the skinniest pair of legs I ever saw! It was weird! The guy should train his legs once or twice!
Sonia - CC!!!!!!!!
* <:3)~ Blaster
Winsock - Hello, Capt
JoanneFan - CC? Bring your wisdom to this room. Ha!
Clepsydra - It is only people of small moral stature what 'ave to stand on their dignity.
CaptainCorc - Howdy, denizens. That you, Blastermouse? Hi, Sonia!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the enthusiasm.
Blaster - Nickname change, <:3)~ is now known as Blaster
JoanneK - Hi, CC.
CaptainCorc - Hi, Winsock.
TomNine - "I look just like Buddy Holly, and you are Mary Tylor Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care about that."
JoanneFan - Nice tits Blaster. Didn't recognise.
TomNine - Mon Capitan!
Blaster - Wotcha,Captain!Top of the evenin' to yer.
CaptainCorc - /me looks under his hat for some wisdom.
Clepsydra - The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper -- Thomas Jefferson
Sonia - WB Hunky Blaster
JoanneK - "I only want a burnin' desire. Let me stand next to your fire."
CaptainCorc - Sorry, JF. Nothing to be found. Hi, Tom.
JoanneFan - Well, forget the wisdom.
Clepsydra - Pardo's First Postulate: Anything blinding in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Arnold's Addendum: Everything else causes cancer in rats.
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from bolle
JoanneK - "In the morning, don't say you love me, cuz I'll only kick you out of the door."
Clepsydra - bolle, you have a new Private message from Sonia
* CaptainCorc ceases search with sigh of relief.
JoanneFan - Clear your mind and think about...............Sex! Ha!
Morgalla - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:42pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Morgalla, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Blaster - Wait till I get me 'ands on yer,Sonia.Yer'll be sorry fer yer teasin.
Morgalla - Darn, computer froze had to reboot! Hello everybody!
CaptainCorc - That is my general modus intellecti, JF.
Clepsydra - Sonia, you have a new Private message from bolle
CaptainCorc - Hello, Morgalla. (lift, squat, work out, work out)
Morgalla - Greetings Captain
Blaster - Wotcha again,Morgalla
CaptainCorc - Where's my oxygen bottle?
JoanneFan - Good. was just checking, man.
CaptainCorc - Where's my ICU nurse?
CaptainCorc - Hep me! Hep me!
Sonia - Ok, guys, Morgalla, JK, Diana I'm off for now might be back later.
Sonia - I'm paying you a compliment Blaster.
Blaster - What's 'appenin' ,Cap?
CaptainCorc - See ya, sonia.
JoanneFan - Sonia, Have a good one. Next time....
bolle - bye Sonia
Morgalla - Sonia, if you would do me and my boyfriend a favor, check out the gallery of Morgalla and leave any messages at blizt41@hotmail.com Good bye!
Blaster - Go on and scarper from me challenge,I'll get yer sooner or later.
CaptainCorc - Just smokin' before rehearsal, Blast. then off to MizL's. If it's OK with winsock, that is.
Morgalla - Ooops! That's blitz41@hotmail.com His name is John
Sonia - Ok, will do Morgalla.
Blaster - What are yer smokin ,Cap?A solid Havana I 'ope.
Sonia - Later all.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Sonia, come back soon.
Sonia - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:46pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, Sonia
CaptainCorc - No, blast, I'm reduced to store bought Muriels at present.
Blaster - Blinding night Sonia.
Morgalla - Thanks Sonia and everyone! Well, I must away! Please check out the gallery of Morgalla in the west wing under Uncle Sleazy's collection. Email any comments to blitz41@hotmail.com
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Morgalla, come back soon.
Morgalla - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 8:47pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Morgalla
Blaster - groan....
CaptainCorc - Wotcha, diana.
JoanneFan - Can I get a m?
Blaster - Singing job ain't payin well?
Winsock - what's everyone want on their pizza?
CaptainCorc - I know, I know, blast. It's a damn pity, that's what it is.
Diana the Valkyrie - Here you go, JF .... M
JoanneFan - How about a U?
CaptainCorc - I've never made a nickel with my singing, Blast. I guess that says something right there.
Winsock - is my thingy working?
Winsock - Ok, lost a line there somehow
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Winsock, want the viagra link?
JoanneFan - Can i get a much needed U?
Blaster - Fer goodness sake Cap!? Yer'll starve.Have yer thought about another field or venture?
JoanneFan - Nobody likes Femuscle here anymore:-(
Winsock - What's everyone want on their pizza? I feel lazy so I'm ordering out
CaptainCorc - Of course, Blast. I daylight as a sneak thief. It pays the bills and keeps the IRS happy.
bolle - you'll be right JF
Winsock - I could order the femuscle special, i suppose
* Blaster 'ides 'is sneakers.
JoanneFan - bolle, I'll be alright for sure. I was thinking about the rest of you dudes.
bolle - Why r u so right?
JoanneFan - I thought that I would(with your help) call the muscle chic's.
Blaster - femuscle wiv linguine is Mae West.
Diana the Valkyrie - What do you folks think about the idea of a muscle phone thingy?
bolle - ok I will give you a .......U
JoanneFan - It was a flop :-(
CaptainCorc - What kind of muscle phone thingy?
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, a thingy.
Blaster - Diana,what did cocney's say before Mae West was born?
CaptainCorc - Oh, a THINGY! I think it would be swell.
Diana the Valkyrie - be'er
bolle - give me my U back then JF
bolle - I don't think it would be that great Diana.
* JoanneFan pretends to give the U back but pulls it away at the last minute. Ha!
bolle - I will have to send the heavies in to collect the U.
CaptainCorc - You mean a kind of thingy where a guy like, say, Paul could call up and have somebody tell him how she's lugging him around and thingys like that?
bolle - I'm not only going to get the U, I'll grab the M while I'm at it.
bolle - Like a sex line thingy Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - Not really sex, more muscle
Blaster - sex line?
bolle - oh yeah baby!
CaptainCorc - Well, like what I said, then?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the First Watch 9:00pm
Blaster - 1-800-MORE-MUSCLE
CaptainCorc - You could have your L&C 900 line...
bolle - Aussies never get access to such 1800 numbers. We stink.
CaptainCorc - Your scissors 900 line....
bolle - If you want to touch my big muscles CALL NOW 1800 big muscles
Blaster - 1-900-GIVA-LIFT
Diana the Valkyrie - Talk to Rolle, could could set one up
CaptainCorc - Your clean and jerk 900 line....
CaptainCorc - Your pose down 900 line...
bolle - Not a huge market for it in Oz. There's about 10 of us.
CaptainCorc - Your rub-me-with-oil 900 line...
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from bolle
bolle - We get the idea Corc. lol
Blaster - 1-800-MOUSE-SQUEEZE.........fer mice only.
CaptainCorc - And that's for our little Blastermouse.
bolle - Who is Michelle Moroldo? Any one know?
Blaster - Never 'eard of 'im,bolle.
Blaster - er....'er
bolle - i only saw today in Diana's gallery. She looks huge
bolle - well not much is happening here so chow
* Blaster notice's dat the smoke from Cap's Muriel is turnin' 'is plume yellow.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, bolle, come back soon.
bolle - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 9:09pm)
CaptainCorc - Damnation!!! These cheap cigars are indeed a hazard!
* Blaster is concerned the solid Captain of the HMS Pinafore 'as fallen so far from grace.
CaptainCorc - Me too, Blaster. It's a disgrace.
Blaster - Diana,'ave yer any Valkyrie magic dat can 'elp us?
CaptainCorc - Looks like they've left us to our own devices, blast.
Blaster - Must 'ave fallen asleep on us.
CaptainCorc - Ah well. Are you still in the hunt for illicit affairs?
Blaster - Winsock,are yer about?
Winsock - I'm sorta here
Blaster - Yes,right much so.
Blaster - I could use a wicked affair.
CaptainCorc - What methods are you employing in your search?
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, folks
Blaster - I smile a lot.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Diana the Valkyrie, come back soon.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 9:17pm)
Clepsydra - There's a puff of purple smoke, and Hey Presto!
Winsock - i'm going to lie down for awhile, see you later :)
CaptainCorc - Goodnight, diana.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Winsock, come back soon.
Winsock - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 9:18pm)
Clepsydra - His socks follow him onward
CaptainCorc - Do you have a good smile?
Blaster - Handy night,Diana
Blaster - I don't fink so.It's not workin'.
CaptainCorc - Maybe you should concentrate on looking dangerous. Wasn't it JK that said you were a hunk?
Blaster - She never goes a 'unk of what though,did she?It's probaly fer the Mae West dat I don't find an affair .
CaptainCorc - Well, it probably is, Blast, but that's beside the point, isn't it?
Blaster - Looking fer birds is what got me where I am.
CaptainCorc - There's always the danger you'll find one, that's for sure.
Blaster - Yes,logic never did come into play .
CaptainCorc - So....might as well go hunky and dangerous and see how that works.
Blaster - The ways of nature are more powerful than logic.
CaptainCorc - If I was hunky, I'd take a shot at it myself, maybe.
Blaster - How do I get dangerous?Do I need a facial scar?
CaptainCorc - Nah, it's more of an expression thing.
Blaster - Shuld I carry a knife on me belt?
CaptainCorc - That and bulges in more places than just your pants.
CaptainCorc - Shoot, Blast, how would I know?
CaptainCorc - Find somebody and get her drunk.
CaptainCorc - Kidnap her if you have to.
Blaster - I've done dat.
CaptainCorc - You gotta come across dangerous if you do something like that.
Blaster - I 'ad an affair a few years ago.
CaptainCorc - See? It worked before. It'll work again.
Blaster - It got aht of control.
CaptainCorc - Oooooh, you devil. Did Mrs. Blaster find out?
Blaster - Nope.
CaptainCorc - Lucky thing, eh? Maybe you shouldn't press your luck.
Blaster - It got close though.
CaptainCorc - Uncomfortable feeling, I'll warrant. Yes?
Blaster - Yes,not worth the bleedin mess.
Blaster - We fell in love.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the First Watch 9:30pm
CaptainCorc - I imagine so. Just for the record, I only encourage you in fun. I think fidelity is best.
CaptainCorc - Oh, man. Painful parting and that sort of thing? Was she married too?
Blaster - I know dat Cap.I've always figured yer to be a straight up geezer.
CaptainCorc - I've been straight up all the time, Blast.
Blaster - Yes she was married.
CaptainCorc - But I'm not the kind of guy women go out of their way to tempt. ooof. Hard situation.
CaptainCorc - But the old urges just keep welling up, eh, Blaster?
Blaster - Crumpet 'ave always been attracted to me.Dat is probaly me reason fer demise.
CaptainCorc - Very likely. You're quite modest for a hunk. I like that.
CaptainCorc - Not that I wish to have an affair with you you understand.
Charon - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 9:35pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Charon, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Ferryman, wielder of the oars, I have my penny ready for you
Blaster - Of course Cap.Never wiv an enlisted feller.
CaptainCorc - Ferryman! Hi, there.
Charon - I always come in in the middle of something sordid.
Blaster - Wotcha,Charon.Brill to clock yer again.
CaptainCorc - It's a happy knack you've developed, Charon. Either that, or we're always doing something sordid in here.
Charon - Bit of strumpet with yer flaggie to you too, Blaster.
Charon - See, I don't even need the cockney device!
CaptainCorc - My God, I'll never understand this stuff.
CaptainCorc - You're good.
Blaster - Neither do I,Charon.
Charon - It not as much of a talent as you think, CC. Just say a bunch of random nonsense, and you're there.
Charon - So how have you been, Blaster?
CaptainCorc - I see. 'ev yer outie in yer bat house winkie. How's that?
Blaster - I'm doing just fine,thanks.
Charon - See, CC, once you know the secret, yer speaking like a native.
CaptainCorc - Well, my goodness, I never imagined it could be so easy. But what if Diana took me apart? Then what?
Blaster - a native what?
CaptainCorc - A native code, Blaster.
Charon - You just say to Diana, "Ere nah, ew be rite krackey kitchen wif a gumpy."
* CaptainCorc jots furiously in order to be prepared.
Charon - If you two could see how hard I'm laughing right now, it'd be embarrassing.
Blaster - I fink it's fun to rabbit in cockney.I feel like I'm part of a Charles Dickens novel.
Charon - Not G&Sing tonight, Cap'n, if you know what I mean?
Blaster - He's smokin' too many Muriels to sing tonight ,Charon.
Charon - I meant G&Sing in the biblical sense.
Charon - From what I gather, cigars and that kind of G&Sing aren't mutually exclusive.
Blaster - Is dat American cockney dat yer rabbit?
Charon - Aye.
Blaster - I 'aven't learned dat well yet.
Charon - How is the ravishing Mrs. Blaster?
Blaster - Not ravishin' me. : (
Charon - Win some, lose some, I guess, Blaster.
Blaster - Cap must 'ave got a call from 'is bird.
Charon - Any news from your camp since last we spoke?
Charon - Yeah, those parrots are crazy for the telephone.
Blaster - camp?
Charon - Yeah camp, universe, world. The little life o' Blasterman.
Blaster - I've been a fair bit busy.Dis is the first weekend I'll be 'ome in a month.
Blaster - I've been right busy.Dis is the first weekend I'll be 'ome in a month.
Charon - I see.
Blaster - Life 'as been the bleedin' business to me.I could use a little more trim on the side though.
Charon - I hear ye.
Charon - Any experiences of the femuscle kind to relate?
Blaster - How 's things been wiv yer,Charon?
Charon - I can't complain. Don't see to have much time, but I can't for the life of me figure out where it goes.
Blaster - Last session I 'ad wiv an FBB was in December.A Xmas present to meself.There 'ave been topless bars and escort services since then,but they don't compare.
Charon - I never thought I'd complain about this, but it seems like there are too many good videos posted to the net. Download is becoming a labor.
Charon - Who was the lucky lady?
Blaster - I don't even try.Me modem is too slow .It takes forever to download a picture clip.
Charon - Mine is probably no faster than yours, but I remain undeterred.
Blaster - A six foot tall beautiful blonde named Joy Nash.
Charon - Is she Austrailian?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the First Watch 10:00pm
Blaster - No,she is originally from 'ere(Rhode Island)now she is a Floridian.
Blaster - Yer may be thinkin' of Joy Dobson.She is Austrlian.
Charon - Yeah, I think that's where I got the name association. However, I was thinking of an Austrailian at the end of a Builtmore Maxine Legroom tape. But I digress.
Charon - I happened to have the misfortune to order a Threshold tape before the website disappeared off the face of the net. Typical my luck, I suppose.
Clepsydra - "Uncle Cosmo ... why do they call dis a dicky bird processor?" "It's simple, Skyler ... yer've clocked what grub processors do to grub, right?" -- MacNelley, "Shoe"
Blaster - Dijer get the ruddy tape?
Charon - No, but they were nice enough to charge me for it.
Blaster - What are some of yer favorite video companies?
Charon - Well, apparently not Threshold...
Charon - I think WPW is the only company that never disappointed me.
Blaster - I like greeneyes vids.
Charon - The closest I came to Greeneyes is a Joan Wise tape with Trevelyn whuppin the ass off Lee Price. One of my favorite tapes, though, if not my all time favorite.
Clepsydra - There's a time to live but isn't it strange that as soon as you are born you're dying. 10:06pm
Blaster - In me next life I'd like to come back as Jud,co star of many of the mixed wrestlin' vids from greeneyes.
Charon - I think, all in all, Mass Muscle Ed and Mass Muscle The Other Guy have been the most places I'd like to be. :-)
Blaster - I 'ave one of Tigra whippin' Lee Prices Khyber Pass too.
Charon - The video I have has her taking the most real beating I've yet to see.
Charon - The video I most mourn for is my Impulse video with Sharon Marvel wrestling some little guy...
Charon - She looked inhuman, but they filmed her as poorly as possible, and the guy didn't even make a show of wrestling. He just kinda talked in a normal tone of voice the whole time.
Blaster - If yer get a chance ,clock Blaze vs Rocky,a joan wise vid..A big bint batin' a small feller.A fair bit 'andsome.
Charon - I'm all over it.
Charon - I didn't remember Fridays being this slow.
Blaster - Gotta scarper now ,Charon.Clock yer again ,soon.
Charon - Latero, Blast.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Blaster, come back soon.
Blaster - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 10:14pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, cub reporter
Charon - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/c/celeb-bicep/celeb065.jpg
Charon - afk for a sec, if anyone's out tha'.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the First Watch 10:30pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Charon, come back soon.
Charon - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 10:40pm)
Clepsydra - See you on the other side, Boatman
rainerk - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 10:46pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, rainerk, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
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Clepsydra - Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four. One to spray green paint onto the bulb so noone bashes it wiv a big stick, one to change it, one to suggest they all roll a log dahn a 'ill to celebrate, and one to invite all the others round to 'is log cabin so they can all watch 'is moose moult.
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Clepsydra - Cheerio, rainerk, come back soon.
rainerk - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 10:50pm)
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the First Watch 11:00pm
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:07pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, JoanneFan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, JF, lucky soulmate of JK
JoanneFan - Let it snow let it snow let it snow...
JoanneFan - Don't ya just love the white stuff, Clepsy?
Winsock - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:12pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Winsock, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - GPF error #495824 hit any key to continue
Winsock - hold tight i'll be right with ya
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:14pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, JoanneFan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, JF, lucky soulmate of JK
JoanneFan - I should have known that you would be here, Winsock. Ha!
Winsock - Yeah, I rested for awhile but couldn't sleep
JoanneFan - Gimme some of those drugs, man. Ha!
Winsock - It's in the Coca Cola
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, HardbodyPaul, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra picks up Paul and starts squatting ... 144, 145, 146 ...
JoanneFan - JK and I finally had a match.
HardbodyPaul - Colour changed
HardbodyPaul - Hiya'
Winsock - Hello, HBP
HardbodyPaul - Is it snowing in ChiTown?
HardbodyPaul - JF?
Winsock - Hmmm
HardbodyPaul - Hmmmm...we've lost JF, Winsock.
HardbodyPaul - So, how's your list coming along? On your site, Winsock?
Winsock - I'm just reading some of the stuff on the message boards
Winsock - The list is going well
Winsock - The paysite is not
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, I just finished reading he message boards, myself.
HardbodyPaul - Why not the paysite?
Winsock - A bit of bad luck, a bit of my inexperience
Winsock - I'm learning, but it's a bit costly
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, JoanneFan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, JF, lucky soulmate of JK
HardbodyPaul - Win, I gotta go suddenly.
HardbodyPaul - I'll be back, thoughl.
Winsock - Later, Paul
Clepsydra - Cheerio, HardbodyPaul, come back soon.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:24pm)
Clepsydra - Keep on bubbling.
JoanneFan - I've been checking into the cable modem thing. I'm really getting sick of this 5 minutes between lines thing.
Winsock - what sort of modem do you have?
JoanneFan - 56k US Robotics. It doesn't help if the ISP drags it's ass.
Winsock - Have you had your phone lines checked?
JoanneFan - Yeah. Nothing wrong.
Winsock - Is there just one ISP in town?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the First Watch 11:30pm
JoanneFan - I can see from the display that Prodigy Internet is only giving me extremely short bursts of data.
Winsock - Do you know your IP address?
JoanneFan - Half of my lines don't even reach this room lately. It's a major bummer.
JoanneFan - We will be trying Earthlink next week.
Winsock - Well it sounds like it couldn't be any worse
JoanneFan - Not off hand. It's irrelevent. I know what the problem is.
JoanneFan - I've been running trace routes on a regular basis.
Winsock - Good luck with Earthlink
JoanneFan - Why, bad luck?
Winsock - No bad luck, just wishing you good luck :)
JoanneFan - Prodigy is telling me that I'm in here at 57.6. Tell you anything?
Winsock - 57.6 what?
JoanneFan - Just tired of the wackiness, man.
JoanneFan - That is what my speed is as we speek.
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:38pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, HardbodyPaul, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra picks up Paul and starts squatting ... 144, 145, 146 ...
HardbodyPaul - Colour changed
HardbodyPaul - I'm back. Sorry 'bout that.
JoanneFan - Hey Paul!
HardbodyPaul - How the hell are you guys?
HardbodyPaul - I don't usually leave the chat so suddenly like that. But, there was this INCREDIBLY muscular women at my door, and......naw, you guys wouldn't believe that.
JoanneFan - Had my first wrestling match with JK about an hour ago, man.
Clepsydra - There's a time to live and a time to die 11:39pm
HardbodyPaul - She said, "get over here and let me lift you, little man."
Winsock - How did that go, JF?
HardbodyPaul - JF, NO WAY!!!!! Did you kick her ass?
JoanneFan - My keyboard slide is shot, the closet door is ripped from the wall, there is a hole in the frontroom wall.
HardbodyPaul - I always thought that Jo would be good at that.
HardbodyPaul - Hee Hee, sounds like a fun match, JF.
HardbodyPaul - Where is Jo now, JF?
JoanneFan - She won. Now I get to repair the house.
Winsock - LOL JF
HardbodyPaul - She forwarded me a funny audio joke today. Hee hee, it was hilarious.
Clepsydra - Q: How many of me does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it, one to make up a joke about it, and one to spend the bloomin' next 6 months going round telling it to Uncle Tom Cobley and all.
JoanneFan - In the hospital, Paul.
HardbodyPaul - I knew she'd be good at rasslin'. Jo is FIESTY!
HardbodyPaul - WHAT? In the hospital? But, I thought she won?
JoanneFan - Ha!
HardbodyPaul - Oh, you were just playin' wiff me.
HardbodyPaul - Winsock, how's Gigi?
JoanneFan - JK is sleeping soundly.
HardbodyPaul - Did Gigi take up the heavier lifting yet?
HardbodyPaul - Awwww, how sweet, JF. Like the night that I was there, when you and I were playing on the puter, and Jo passed out early. Hee Hee, that was cute.
Winsock - I'll ask her, Paul, I have her on IRC
HardbodyPaul - She was sound asleep. And you and I were still up playin'.
JoanneFan - When the Mason comes, JK will be right there to learn how to fix holes. TeeHee!
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, do that, Winsock. I'm curious if Gigi tried the ideas that I shared with her.
HardbodyPaul - LOL, JF
HardbodyPaul - I don't know if I ever told you, JF. But, I had one heck of a good time hangin' out with you and Jo that night.
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 11:47pm
HardbodyPaul - My thanx to you for your hospitality.
JoanneFan - JK is much stronger than she looks. (Youch)
HardbodyPaul - You two were wonderful hosts!
Winsock - Oops, I just lost her, Paul, will ask her when she returns
JoanneFan - Yeah, me too Paul. When are you coming back up?
HardbodyPaul - Yes, JF, she definetly is.
HardbodyPaul - Who knows, JF. I'm so broke right now it's just ridiculous!
HardbodyPaul - And now I'm going to Dallas to see Jabber and Jill Brown next weekend. I'm CRAZY!
HardbodyPaul - Ok, Winsock. Let me know what Gigi says.
HardbodyPaul - But, I kinda love that about myself. Being free as the breeze. Traveling the country. Meeting friends. And muscular women of all sorts.
JoanneFan - There are alot of cool things to do up here, man. We didn't have the time on the last one.
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 11:50pm
HardbodyPaul - I'm partially really strapped for cash right now due to the bike. It's tough shelling out the monthly payment for it when I've only gotten to enjoy it once or twice a month over the winter.
Winsock - brb
HardbodyPaul - You mean, like, going to strip bars, JF? hee Hee
HardbodyPaul - Geez, my minds always in the gutter, huh?
JoanneFan - JK wants to move out west. Me too. I'll handle the bike payment. Won't need the car.
HardbodyPaul - Hey, Sheila B. is going to be in Chicago soon. Are you and Jo going to take her out to dinner or something while she's there?\
JoanneFan - Strip bars? Me? TeeHee!
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, Jo shared that with me too. She really liked Las Vegas, apparently.
HardbodyPaul - You and I would have so much fun in a strip bar, JF. But, I just don't think Jo would trust you to do that for an evening.
JoanneFan - Breezin' all year long? Yes!
JoanneFan - JK trusts me just fine. I would have to answer a million questions when I got home that's all. All answers would be no, of course.
HardbodyPaul - Of course. LOL
HardbodyPaul - So, will you two be meeting Sheila?
HardbodyPaul - You've GOT to meet her, JF. Sheila is SOOOOO incredibly sweet. And she's absolutely gorgeous! You'll flip over here. As will Jo.
JoanneFan - I don't think so. Why?
HardbodyPaul - Ooops, over "her", that was supposed to be.
HardbodyPaul - Oh, please do meet, Sheila, JF. You'll thank me for suggesting it.
HardbodyPaul - She's just one of the most wonderful women I've ever met in my life. With or without muscles.
JoanneFan - Well, maybe she might meet us in Vegas.
sub - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 5 11:58pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, sub, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.
sub - hi guys
HardbodyPaul - Really? I didn't know that Sheila was even planning a trip to Vegas.
HardbodyPaul - sub, hi there! Nice to see you.
JoanneFan - Hey supersub!
sub - Colour changed
HardbodyPaul - How's things in your life, sub? And, of course, how's Sandy?
JoanneFan - Try not to be so niave, Paul. Ha!