ShavedApe - Hi Athena
Warrior Poet - Hello, reba..socky
Winsock - How are you tonight Athena?
boomer444 - check the galleries WP
Grog - hey Athena....how did you end up in that Bicep flexing duel last night????
ShavedApe - thanks Winsock
reba - Hi this is Reba, it's my first time so I'm a little nervous
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 12:00am
Richard - don't be Reba, these guys will grow on u like fungus
boomer444 - Hello Reba, whats your sign?
Grog - Tha't OK reba...don't let it worry you....no one here bites...welll most don't :-)
Winsock - Just relax, reba, the worst that could happen is your computer might blow up
Grog - Wher you from reba?
Richard - or ur head might blow up.
Winsock - that too, richard....
reba - what does that mean, my sign?
* Athena thinks that Boomer is starting to sound like a broken record...
Richard - damn, i thought it was 10:55 and it's only 9. only 10 more hours
boomer444 - Reba, there must be an angel missing from heaven since you are here tonight
Grog - Athena...what about the Bicep flexing contest ?
Winsock - Well, my sign is Neon, for example
Athena - what are you talking about Grog?
* Athena reads Boomer's message AGAIN and begins to wretch!
boomer444 - Athena, talk to Grog
Richard - i love neon. i've even taken a class in it and made a little sign
Grog - I thought you and Lori were going head to head last night.......Tex was beginning to waver :-)
* Winsock goes to get the Pepto-Bismal
BLU - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:04am)
Clepsydra - Hello, BLU, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's Mr Snappy, hiya Snappy
boomer444 - Reba, forget them, its only you and me
Grog - BLU Hi...
Richard - actually it's 4 x 5 feet and animates
Warrior Poet - BLUman!
Winsock - Hello BLU
* ShavedApe hands Athena an air-sickness bag
donna - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:05am)
Clepsydra - Hello, donna, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Richard - hey Bob
donna - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:05am)
Clepsydra - Hello, donna, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Winsock - Hi donna
Grog - hi Donna...
boomer444 - Hello Donna, whats your sign?
* Athena thanks SA and wipes her mouth!
BLU - happy new year
donna - Hi
Winsock - I think Clepsydra should issue boomer warnings for all new guests
Clepsydra - BLISS is ignorance
Richard - what a crowd. hi donna. oh, boomer, i'm a virgo with my moon in uranus, in case u were wondering
Warrior Poet - Geez, some of you guys need to get out more often.
reba - Is it possible to talk to just you boomer?
boomer444 - alright, i give up
Athena - You mean where I was going to kick Lori's ass?
Grog - same to you Blu...
boomer444 - wait, i'm back...yes Reba
Grog - Yeah Athena ....that't what I meant.....
Soc - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:07am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Soc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - BLU, you have a new Private message from Grog
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Winsock - Rehi Soc
Grog - Soc.....
Athena - Hi Soc
Richard - well, i'm going to step out of a breath of air. getting a little crowded for me. for those who i haven't wished a happy new year, HAPPY NEW YEAR
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from Soc
boomer444 - Soc, did you leave?
Grog - Bye Richard...
Athena - Bye Richard...Happy New Year!!!!
boomer444 - cya Rich
Winsock - Well there's always the sports bar
Soc - hi new people Sh.ape, reba, donna
Warrior Poet - Bye, Rich
Richard - for you insomniacs and people in other time zones, i'll be around for the next 10 hours or so working. so i'll be in and out
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 12:09am
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from Soc
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Richard, come back soon.
Richard - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:09am)
ShavedApe - I'm off as well, good night all, and happy new year
Clepsydra - Soc, you have a new Private message from boomer444
BLU - Yes to Grog,my private messages do not work
Clepsydra - Clepsydra, you have a new Private message from reba
Clepsydra - Cheerio, ShavedApe, come back soon.
ShavedApe - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:10am)
Clepsydra - Cheerio, ShavedApe, come back soon.
ShavedApe - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:10am)
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Soc
Athena - brb
Clepsydra - Soc, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - BLU, you have a new Private message from Grog
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
* Warrior Poet hears lots of whispers. That's not nice.
Grog - So your not telling me who won Athena ?
BLU - night all
Soc - Reba, if you are new here press update to get the message and clear it
BLU - anytime :)
Grog - Bye Blu...
* Grog would like to hear the Reba story.....
Soc - how was that Shaved Ape?
Soc - i meant who not how
boomer444 - whoa, just got a bicep shot on the Howard Stern show
Grog - A guy that I am trying to get some hair off Soc...LOL...
boomer444 - some cute blonde there with Cindy Margolis
Grog - Where's Donna?
Winsock - I didn't recognize him
Soc - Who is Donna and Reba?
boomer444 - reba, still with us?
* Grog is trying to find out the same thing...
donna - I'am here :)
boomer444 - boomer has been rejected yet again
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Winsock - You must be used to it by now, boomer
* Grog knows the feeling Boomer :-(
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Winsock - Here we go
boomer444 - Winsock always there with the kind words of encouragement
Grog - Your here Donna.....where are you from?
Soc - Donna how did you find this room?
Warrior Poet - I'm done. Goodnight.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Warrior Poet, come back soon.
Warrior Poet - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:16am)
Clepsydra - Bye, WP
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Grog
Grog - See ya WP....
Athena - night WP
donna - Pa,.....& just looking around
Soc - well done WP
Grog - Ah....so your new here Donna?
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Grog
donna - yes,...very
Soc - Hick has just been clean bowled by Miller
Grog - Your being very quiet Athena......just waiting for the action to start a bit latter?
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Winsock - Athena did a brb
Grog - So this is a bit of an experiment for you Donna?
Winsock - no i guess she's back
Winsock - sorry athena
Soc - Pa - is that Pakistan?
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Grog
donna - this site ?,..yes
Winsock - Paris, i think
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Grog - what brought you here Donna?
Winsock - what does the Athena and BLU and Clepsydra and Grog and Soc and boomer444 and donna and reba command do?
Winsock - hahahaha
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Soc - Donna can you restart our conservation for us - ask us something?
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from Grog
donna - just exploring Grog
Winsock - that's what happens when you type / followed by everyone
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from Winsock
Athena - You know me Grog...always teasing...and then leaving..LOL
Grog - Ok Donna....just looking at chat site in general?
Soc - Yes, Donna lots of people like to explore Grog
Winsock - can you log in here as a non-member?
* Grog thinks he may have offended Athena when he doesn't get a reply......
Soc - Athena, neither of our Scandi friends have blonde hair either
reba - i have a friend (male) who suggest that i visit. i work out often. i didn't know what to expect!
Soc - as Douglas Adams said - we are mostly harmless
Winsock - Well hope it's not too unpleasant, reba
Grog - Reba....glad to see you are still with us. :-)....so you work out?
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Grog - Do you work out Donna?
Soc - How many chin-ups can you do Reba?
Athena - reba and Donna this is the greatest site...the guys are AWESOME and simply the best...WELCOME!
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Grog
Winsock - Well thanks from one of the guys, Athena
Athena - You're welcome Win...
boomer444 - Athena, i'm touched
Winsock - You're not too bad yourself most of the time :)
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 12:27am
Grog - Go Athena....Grog will send you gifts for saying such wonderfull things....
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from boomer444
* Athena thinks the guys here are the BEST!!!!
Soc - Donna, which continent are you on?
* Athena gets her list of gifts ready...LOL
* Winsock thinks he might join Athena's fan club
* Winsock gets out his wallet
boomer444 - you name it Athena, boomer will deliver
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
* Athena welcomes to the AthenaFan Club...my first official member...
* Soc passes a 20 under the table to Athena
Athena - Winsock...sorry...
Grog - Any body here been to Utah...I was think of paying a visit there?
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Winsock - I've been to Utah
Athena - Utah is breathtakingly beautiful Grog
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Soc - Boomer, let us talk to Reba
Grog - What's it like Winsoc?,,,,,
Winsock - If you listen carefully, you can hear the voice of Moroni
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
boomer444 - Reba is free to talk to anyone
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Grog
Sock - Nickname change, Soc is now known as Sock
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from boomer444
* Athena thinks Grog is now ignoring her...
boomer444 - as if anyone would eve ignore Athena
Grog - I wouldn't mind seeing wher they are going to hold the Winter Olympics WS....
Winsock - Politically dominated by the Morman church
* Grog would never ignore the lovely Athena....
Winsock - Mormon
Grog - Sorry Athena missed you Utah comment....from the pictures that I have seen it looks a great place...
Athena - Boomer you are SO kind...maybe I'll take you off my list now...
Winsock - But the scenery is beautiful
boomer444 - finally redemption
Grog - Park City is wher they do ther skiing isn't it?
Athena - Zion, Canyon Des Cheylles, Bryce Canyon...hard to describe..
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Grog - They are in southern Utah Athena.....
Sock - Mission Control to Donna, come in, are you reading me?
Winsock - Similar in some ways to central Australia
Winsock - lots of reds
Grog - I drove through Zion national Park last year Athena....AWESOME....but did get further north than that....
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Athena - Don't remember exactly...further north I think...
Grog - SWo you've seen Zion Athena?
* Grog need to type better "So"....
Athena - yes, I have great pics...camped, hiked it was awesome..
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Grog
Grog - i went into Monument valley as well Athena....did you make it that far?
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Athena - you ought to visit Yellowstone Nat'l Park...and Grand Teton NP...The Teton Mountains are unbelievably rugged and majestic
Sock - Reba, are you a bb or just work out to keep in shape?
Winsock - I think boomer and reba are lost
boomer444 - i'm here
Athena - I've been there too Grog
Winsock - Is donna still here?
Grog - Athena....you have hit Grogs soft spot ...Grand Tetons WY...Jackson Hole... Yellowstone NP....how about Glacier NP...
boomer444 - just reviewing my Howard Stern flex shot
* Athena thinks Sock should take his old name back..Sock is too undignified...
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Grog
Sock - What about Jellystone National Park Athena?
Athena - Oh yes, Grog...all!!!
Socrates - Nickname change, Sock is now known as Socrates
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Grog - How about the "Going Down to the Sun Road" Athena....
NERO - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:40am)
Clepsydra - Hello, NERO, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Grog - NERO.....
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Winsock - hiya NERO
Socrates - I am not asking rhetorical questions here
Athena - You will have to explain Grog...
NERO - GROG my son
Athena - Hi Nero
-ShouldIInterrupt? - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:41am)
Clepsydra - Hello, -ShouldIInterrupt?, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
NERO - Hello Athena
Socrates - How the violin going Nero?
Winsock - NERO, click your heels together three times and repeat after me, "there's no place like Rome... there's no place like Rome."
boomer444 - i may have another shot for my gallery, have to see if it downloads well
Grog - Its supposed to be one of the most scenic drives in the world Athena...Its in Glacier NP Montanna.
NERO - Athena is Celeb guest
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Socrates - Boomer I have a shot of Lara Croft
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -ShouldIInterrupt?
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Winsock
* -ShouldIInterrupt? quietly sings, "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates"...
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Grog - Still trying to find out....Is that you jabb?
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Winsock - Hiya ShouldI
boomer444 - who is lara croft and how can i see this picture
Clepsydra - -ShouldIInterrupt?, you have a new Private message from Grog
NERO - Athena how much can you curl with dumbells for reps of say 10-12
-ShouldIInterrupt? - Grog, if the Foo Shits, if the Shoe Fits? :-) Hi all!
Winsock - Hiya jabber
boomer444 - is it a subtle shot or an outright flex
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
NERO - Grog................. As the legion said "I am MANY"
Athena - Hi Jabs!
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -ShouldIInterrupt?
* Grog will make jabber jealous....doing geography with Athena....
RW - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:45am)
Clepsydra - Hello, RW, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - -ShouldIInterrupt?, you have a new Private message from Grog
* -ShouldIInterrupt? quietly draws a line from Athena's bellybutton to...
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Winsock - How's it going, RW?
Grog - Are you still with me on the geography Athena ?
RW - Howdy, y'all, can I get some Java?
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from -ShouldIInterrupt?
* Athena thinks Jabs should watch that finger or she might have to put him in a headlock!
Grog - Hi RW....
* -ShouldIInterrupt? walks over to the HTML Coffee Pot for RW...
Clepsydra - -ShouldIInterrupt?, you have a new Private message from Athena
NERO - Coffee or Script RW
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
boomer444 - what happened to the lara croft pic?
Winsock - Not much Java script on this site but plenty of coffee
RW - Coffee, hot and black
Socrates - i have it here Boomer - will post it sooner or later
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
RW - This is my first time here - you vultures, please be gentle
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my future it is revealed 12:48am
Athena - yes Grog...still with you
-ShouldIInterrupt? - Hello to the two young ladies ignoring me... :-( (Donna and Reba)
boomer444 - hopefully sooner rather than later
Winsock - Don't take it personally, SII
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from NERO
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
-ShouldIInterrupt? - Winsock, my man, I don't take INSULTS personally! BWAHAHA
Grog - So I take it you like the Northwest Athena....
Socrates - i aw her Boomer and video tapes it
Winsock - well reba is locked into PM with boomer and I don't know what happened to donna
Grog - What do people have to mail them to you SII....
Athena - That's where I grew up Grog!
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
boomer444 - AW witha celeb, i am very jealous
Clepsydra - NERO, you have a new Private message from Athena
boomer444 - hope you can crop yourself out of the pic
Socrates - her name is nell McAndrew , she has some pics on the web
Grog - What part Athena ?.....and don't say all off me :-)
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Socrates - i was going to crop - i am much too shy
Grog - Whats been happening in your worls jabb?
* Grog inserts spelling mistake to check jabbers skills
Athena - Washington State
Winsock - Where in the NW did you grow up Athena?
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
* -ShouldIInterrupt? thinks Grog should lay off the Grog...
boomer444 - i'll look her up
Winsock - I'm in Washington State now ... where in WA?
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from -ShouldIInterrupt?
* Athena thinks Grog should have another Fosters and throw more shrimp on the barbie!
Grog - Seattle Athena ?
Athena - Tri-Cities...Winsock
Clepsydra - -ShouldIInterrupt?, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Winsock - Ah, so you're radioactive
Grog - Where's that near Athena?
* -ShouldIInterrupt? would like to throw himself on a real life 'Barbie'; that is, if she had smalller breasts and bigger muscles! LOL
Athena - where are you Win?
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from -ShouldIInterrupt?
Winsock - In Olympia now, I lived in Yakima for a time
* Athena is shocked that Win knows where the Tri-Cities are!
Clepsydra - -ShouldIInterrupt?, you have a new Private message from Grog
Socrates - jab , that Aqua singer has solid arms and flat stomach
* Athena thinks it's a small world...
Clepsydra - -ShouldIInterrupt?, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - Cheerio, RW, come back soon.
RW - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:56am)
* -ShouldIInterrupt? thinks only steers and queers live in Washington State (just kidding)...
Winsock - And where are you now Athena?
fig4guy - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:56am)
Clepsydra - Hello, fig4guy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
boomer444 - wait a minute, the Aqua singer with solid arms, sounds like my kind of thing
Athena - Texas
Winsock - Ok, I have two kids in Oklahoma
Socrates - Olympia - surely you are joking - next you will say the 3rd city is Valhalla
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -ShouldIInterrupt?
fig4guy - evening everyone.....
Athena - Olympia is the capital of Washington Soc
Winsock - Olympia is the capital of Washington State, Soc, if you didn't know
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from -ShouldIInterrupt?
Athena - Hi fig4guy
boomer444 - Winsock, you have 2 in oklahoma, 2 in nebraska, 1 in wyoming
* Grog thought it was a small world until he found out you have to be on a 747 for 24 hrs to get anywhere ;-(
* -ShouldIInterrupt? wonders why Athena and Winsock is telling us obvious stuff.. Why, Clepsy?
fig4guy - Hi Athena, How are you?
Clepsydra - -ShouldIInterrupt?, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Winsock - I hope not, boomer
Athena - Grog, the Tri-Cities are in the SE corner of WA about 30 miles from the oregon border
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
* Athena thinks Jabs should not be so rude...
Winsock - The Hanford Nuclear Reservation is located near there
Athena - I'm great fig...u?
Socrates - Winsock and Athena are you the same person?
Athena - yes...my grandfather worked on "the bomb"
* -ShouldIInterrupt? cowers in the corner, blushing profusely from Athena's reprimand...
Winsock - Let me check, Soc
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
fig4guy - I was Just in Wa, back in Oct for work, went to richland Washington.
fig4guy - I'm good Athena, Thanks. How are you?
Athena - that's where I grew up fig...
Winsock - Well see? There ya go, fig4guy, Richland, Kennewick, Pasco, been there, done that
Clepsydra - -ShouldIInterrupt?, you have a new Private message from Grog
Todd - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:01am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Todd, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
fig4guy - I had to take some radioactive material there.
* Athena thinks Win should not dis her hometown!
* -ShouldIInterrupt? stifles a yawn...
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from reba
Winsock - Hello fig4guy
Athena - what do you do for a living Fig?
-jabber - Nickname change, -ShouldIInterrupt? is now known as -jabber
Athena - Hi Todd!
Winsock - I'm not Athena, I've been lots of places and they're mostly all great
boomer444 - glad that Athena is finally venting in another direction
Socrates - Athena i thought you were "da bomb"
Todd - How is everyone?
-jabber - Hi Todd, what brings you here?
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Grog - Hi Todd...
Todd - Just lucky Hi Athena
Socrates - Hi Todd
-jabber - Athena, he also likes that Croft girl, too - LOL
Athena - Well, actually I am Soc...just trying to be modest...
fig4guy - I drive truck for a Co. that deals in everything except hospital waste and explosives.
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Athena
boomer444 - i'm sorry, Athena is trying to be modest?
Athena - YIKES...glad I don't have your job fig...
Grog - Hey jabb.....Lori was in here earlier...
Winsock - Must be hard to login when you're on the road
* Athena gets out her pencil and thinks about adding Boomer's name back on...
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from -jabber
fig4guy - I stayed out there for 2 days too get unloaded, I was at a little mom&pop motel With a sports bar right next door. It was really a nice place.
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Grog
-jabber - Grog, what did "Lori" have to say?
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Athena
boomer444 - no no, i just meant that such beauty overcomes modesty
Athena - OMG Fig...what was the name?
* -jabber wonders if Reba ever does NON-PM's. There's a bunch of friendly folks here, Reba! :-)
* Winsock puts on his waders
fig4guy - They pay me quite weel for my job, and I dn't have to turn on the lights at night to read....... LOL
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Grog
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Athena
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Grog
fig4guy - I'm sprry i can't remember the name. If I went out to my truck I could get the card, but seeing how it's freezing rain, I'll pass.
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from Winsock
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from Grog
Winsock - I didn't want to feel left out
boomer444 - boomer is certainly spending a lot of time in the Athena dog house tonight...of course for boomer that is a lasting relationship
Clepsydra - Time waits for no one and it won't wait for me. 01:08am
fig4guy - Do you know the area Athena?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Todd, come back soon.
Todd - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:08am)
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Grog - Sorry jabb.....Lori didn't say much at all actually....just a quick visit....she looked good in pink though ;-)
* Athena puts on her waders and goes fly fishing...just one more thing you can't do in Texas...
Winsock - brb
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Athena
Bubba - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:09am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Bubba, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* -jabber wonders if Lori wears sleeveless turtleneck pink sweaters...
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Grog
Bubba - Somebody talkn bad about TEXAS
Socrates - my mother is calling - i have to go
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Grog - Bye Soc.....
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:11am)
-jabber - Never, Bubba. Texas has some of the most natural looking man-made lakes anywhere! LOL
boomer444 - sounds like a scene from psycho
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Grog
Bubba - Bass........ Why does that name ring a bell
Athena - absolutely Jabber!!!! And they eat catfish here...where I come from they use catfish for bait!
-jabber - Treble....... Why does that name sound a chime
boomer444 - they have bubbas in Texas, i thought they were all in Alabama and Arkansas
Bubba - Athena, are you a head squisher
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Bubba - Those are Hillbillies boomer
-jabber - Bubba, wait your turn!
Winsock - There are actually bubbas spread throughout the globe
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from boomer444
boomer444 - i stand corrected Bubba, no offense intended
PumpFit - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:14am)
Clepsydra - Hello, PumpFit, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Grog
-jabber - And they talk about ways to cook shrimp while in a war - ROFLWAFBB
boomer444 - Athena actually has a very nice dog house
Grog - PF...How ya doin...
fig4guy - Hi Pump
Bubba - I got a big plug of SKOAL classic stuck in my lip & I almost have the cup overflowing.... YEEE HAW
Winsock - Hiya PF
PumpFit - Hi all...
fig4guy - Where are you from Athena?
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -jabber
* Athena hides her eyes to stop her stomach from heaving at Bubba's remark..
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from PumpFit
Athena - Texas, fig
fig4guy - LOL :)
* -jabber will protect the 'lil lady from the big bad Bubba...
Bubba - Athena you ought to try it mmmm mmmmm good
* -jabber will also ogle her stomach...
Winsock - You'll eat a hole in your cheek, bubba
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from boomer444
* Athena grabs the trash can and barfs....
fig4guy - We go there too. We deliver too Deer Park right outside Houston.
Winsock - Not a pretty sight, Athena, but it had to be done
* Athena will let Jabber rub her tummy tonight she's wretched so many times...LOL
boomer444 - Athena might be letting boomer out of the doghouse so jabber can get in
fig4guy - Reba Your awful quite.
Athena - lol Win
-jabber - Where are you, fig4guy?
* Athena opens the door and lets Boomer out of the dog house...
Bubba - You know they make videos of that ..... Athena barf fetishes I believe they call them
Winsock - quite quiet
-jabber - fig4guy? She's just trying to avoid me...
fig4guy - New Jersey,the good part for all you smart asses.
boomer444 - free at last, thank the lord i'm free at last
boomer444 - where is the good part exactly
-jabber - Where's the good part, fig4guy? South Jersey?
Bubba - boomer ...... you want a dip of SKOAL
Winsock - reba are you here or did you 'puter fall down?
Athena - Bubba, I can't even imagine that...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, PumpFit, come back soon.
PumpFit - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:19am)
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from -jabber
boomer444 - as soon as i finish my cigar, absolutely...
fig4guy - Warren Cty. the lst Cty b4 Pa on Rt80.
Grog - Jabb....you should be interested in this....I got a video conference call from someone calling herself "Ab Girl"....I told the others about it before.....but then again your not interested in that sort of thing....
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from boomer444
Bubba - I think they are in those underground videos along with the snuff flicks.
-jabber - /me thinks Bill Clinton could use a cigar and run a country at the same time - ROFLWAFBB
Clepsydra - What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
Winsock - You probably have round, worn marks on all your jeans where you carry those snuff cans around
fig4guy - Hell Iworked on afram till 2 yrs ago. It's still quite rural here
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Grog
* Athena thinks she would like a good cigar...to smoke for all you perverts!!!!
fig4guy - farm
Bubba - No actually winsock I am pretty mannerly with my habbit.
* -jabber scratches his head and wonders what 'afram' is?
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Grog
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Winsock - mannerly but your cup is about full... hmmm....
Bubba - Why does Cigar ring a bell? Where have I heard that?
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from boomer444
boomer444 - Athena with a cigar, i'm more in love than i already was
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Winsock - Lol Athena
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Athena
Winsock - Manomanoman
Clepsydra - boomer444, you have a new Private message from Grog
-jabber - Boomer, boomer, Katie Couric, go fetch like a good doggy! Okay, Athena, he's gone... for a moment - ROFLWAFBB
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Grog
boomer444 - ah Katie!!!!!!
Bubba - Ahhh yes Didn't Monica use one of those
Clepsydra - Kenneth Starr finally found out what the distinguishing characteristic on Bill Clinton's penis was. It was Monica.
boomer444 - pant...pant...pant...pant
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Grog - What...we're watching the Today Show?
boomer444 - i never miss it
Bubba - Now back to you Matt
Winsock - Calm down, boomer, relax, I wouldn't want you to break anything
-jabber - Grog, I'm watching Katie's right upper sleeve go up and down - 'cause she's flexing her bicep...
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
boomer444 - those bis are in there, just waiting to escape
Grog - I have to wait until midnight to see katie...we get the today show at about 1 am....
boomer444 - Katies my gal
Bubba - So Who in the hell is Athena, is she a wrestler
Grog - but will they be able to escape Boomer?
Clepsydra - fig4guy, you have a new Private message from Athena
boomer444 - i can only hope and pray
-jabber - But does she know about it, Boomer? ROFLWAFBB
Winsock - She has a fan club, wanna join? I'm collecting for it now.
* Athena thinks Bubba should ask her directly...
Clepsydra - reba, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
boomer444 - they're like haleys comet, just make an appearance every so often
Winsock - You even get this nifty membership card
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from Bubba
boomer444 - i think reba left about half an hour ago, she just didn't log off.....either that or she just said that to get rid of boomer
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 01:29am
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
-jabber - Damnit! I thought Reba left! Will you PM guys give it up!?
* Grog will throw more shrimps on the barbie....anyone for a Fosters?
Winsock - I think reba's computer probably crashed
Winsock - I'll take a VB, Grog
Clepsydra - Bubba, you have a new Private message from Athena
Grog - More than likely got booted like everybody else has recently :-(
boomer444 - this ice cold winter is not going to help me get a katie flex
-jabber - I'll take a Heather Foster on the rocks, Grog? What, those rocks aren't rocks but her biceps? :-)
Clepsydra - fig4guy, you have a new Private message from Athena
fig4guy - Reba'a being quite shy tonight.
Winsock - I'll take a VB Grog
* Athena politely asks Grog to toss her a Fosters!
boomer444 - reba is gone figger
-jabber - So you like Heather Foster too, Athena? :-)
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from Bubba
fig4guy - Well I'm Glad you like it! So does your boyfriend like it now that you enjoy it? Or are you starting to beat him?
* Grog will have to go down to the pub to get in more supplies.......all these party animals... :-)
* -jabber wonders what the heck fig4guy is talking about...
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
Clepsydra - Bubba, you have a new Private message from Athena
Winsock - There is another Heather F that's not my taste at all but to each his own
Clepsydra - fig4guy, you have a new Private message from Athena
Bubba - *<<<<<< Hey I can do that to
-jabber - No, Heather Fine is anything but her last name, in my book...
* Athena is definitely not into women...MEN only...
Bubba - *************************************************** cool huh
boomer444 - uh oh, the Green Berets is on the tube
* -jabber looks down and checks, definitely a MAN...
Grog - /me wonders if bubba is here....will Monica be dropping by latter?
Clepsydra - There is a new female intern in the White House. She is going around meeting the staff, shaking their hands, she then meets Clinton. She shakes his hand and he says.." You must be new, I've never come across your face before."
boomer444 - love the song
Winsock - Indeed jabber but how does one say so without appearing to insult? I dunno. But I agree.
Grog - You're Fosters is on the way Athena....just got to get the top off the can.....
Clepsydra - Clepsydra, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
* -jabber notices Grog invites Christine Envall to rip the f^&*in' top off the can for him!
Bubba - "My god its full of stars" name the movie & win a prize
Clepsydra - Clepsydra, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
* Athena waits patiently for her beer and wonders how Grog will get it to her...
Clepsydra - fig4guy, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
* Winsock thinks Christine Envall is a very nice person
* Grog is still working on that problem Athena......
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
* Grog agrees with Winsock.....all Australians are nice...
Clepsydra - fig4guy, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Bubba - 30 seconds to name the movie otherwise nullified
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Winsock
Clepsydra - fig4guy, you have a new Private message from Athena
Winsock - I wouldn't go that far, Grog hahahaha
boomer444 - what movie are we trying to name
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from -jabber
* Grog is thinking of emailing Fosters to Athena....
Bubba - Its a quote from a movie
Clepsydra - Hartley's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
Athena - email away Grog...
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Winsock
boomer444 - i give up
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
Grog - i know what you mean Winsock....Paul Hogan was in here before....wouldn't even talk to any one....
Bubba - 2010
Winsock - I've found that people are people wherever they come from
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
boomer444 - no wonder i couldnt get it
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from -jabber
boomer444 - thats too deep for me Win
Bubba - I know I get to be a Goober this late at night
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Athena
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Winsock
* Grog types in address for delivery FOSTERS@LoneStarState.com .....here it comes Athena...
Bubba - Athena did you get your FOSTERS yet?
Winsock - Goober is a good nick, too
Grog - I just sent it Bubba.....
Clepsydra - fig4guy, you have a new Private message from Athena
-jabber - Bubba, what did you start out as, a Raisinette? LOL
* Athena takes a BIG drink and thanks Grog profusely...
Clepsydra - Clepsydra, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
Gomer Pyle - Nickname change, Winsock is now known as Gomer Pyle
Bubba - Can I have the empty can when your finished Athena
Grog - No problem Athena...glad you're enjoying it :-)
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
* -jabber watches Athena crush the empty can with her bare hand... and stares intently at her forearm muscles...
Gomer Pyle - Well shucks, where's all them gorgeous muscle gals?
* Athena was thinking of doing exactly that Jabber...great minds..
Gomer Pyle - goll-eeeeee
Clepsydra - fig4guy, you have a new Private message from Athena
Clepsydra - Clepsydra, you have a new Private message from fig4guy
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Bubba - Got som serious PM goin on tonight
-Ricardo Montalban - Nickname change, -jabber is now known as -Ricardo Montalban
Winsock - Nickname change, Gomer Pyle is now known as Winsock
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Bubba, come back soon.
Bubba - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:47am)
fig4guy - great alking to you all, have agreat nite!
-Ricardo Montalban - They're all here with me on Fantasy Island, Mr. Pyle.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, fig4guy, come back soon.
fig4guy - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:47am)
Tattoo - Nickname change, Winsock is now known as Tattoo
Athena - night fig!
Tattoo - It's zee plane, zee plane, boss....
boomer444 - i'm spent guys and have to drive to work in the ice storm....se ya next time
Winsock - Nickname change, Tattoo is now known as Winsock
Clepsydra - Cheerio, boomer444, come back soon.
boomer444 - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:48am)
Clepsydra - Bye, Boomer
.dll - Nickname change, -Ricardo Montalban is now known as .dll
Winsock - You're a dynamic link library? Kewl.
Grog - Bye Boomer
KHAN - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:49am)
Clepsydra - Hello, KHAN, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
.dll - Man, you must've gotten up pretty early, Winsock.dll! No, I'm a dill pickle...
KHAN - bubba is now KHAN
Winsock - Hello Khan!
Grog - Grog is now CONFUSED.....
.dll - No, that's slashnick CONFUSED, Grog (substitute the slash for the actual symbol).
Winsock - I've been in many a pickle in my day
KHAN - Go take another hit GROG youll feel better
-jabber - Nickname change, .dll is now known as -jabber
Grog - No Jabb....I mean I am CONFUSED....LOL...
KHAN - blub blub blub hold it for the count WOW MAN
Grog - Yeah I think I will kahn...
KHAN - MELLOWWWWW MELLLLOW
Winsock - Do you have a garden, khan?
Grog - jabb has changed name so many times, he has now dissappeared...
-jabber - KHAN, do you know JF? You're making just about as much sense as he does...
KHAN - HYdroponics dude
Winsock - heh, ok khan
* -jabber busily looks up the word HYdroponics...
Winsock - it's good for growing things indoors
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -jabber
-jabber - Winsock, so's a WPW tape - ROFLWAFBB!
Winsock - LOL jabber
KHAN - This is really excellent place I can let my multiple personality syndrome run wild. Aint it cool
Athena - a soil less growig medium Jabber...
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Grog
-jabber - Uh, I know, Athena, I went to collage you know - and stuck a bunch of pics on a sheet of paper - LOL
Clepsydra - Athena, you have a new Private message from Winsock
Grog - Its actually monitored by the CIA Kahn....but don't let that worry you....
Winsock - Must have been some college
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Grog - I never got that far Jabb....how do they stick the pics on the paper ? .....
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Grog
KHAN - I'll be right back don't go away.............................(C)ertified (I)nternal (A)uditor ?????????
-jabber - Gosh, do I have to explain that joke to the room? What is a collage? I did NOT misspell college you know!
Clepsydra - Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again. A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, KHAN, come back soon.
KHAN - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:58am)
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Winsock
Grog - See ya Khan...
S A T A N - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 01:59am)
Clepsydra - Hello, S A T A N, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Grog - SATAN....whoa...Athena's colour.....
Winsock - Sorry jabber, too sophistocated for us I guess
* -jabber cowers behind Athena for protection...
Winsock - lightbulb jokes again?
Clepsydra - Q: How many antelopes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source.
S A T A N - how do you like the new look? its me.....KHANs soul belongs to me now
* Grog still can't figure out how they stick the pics on the paper.....
Winsock - no more lightbulb jokes
Clepsydra - Q: How many one-armed people does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Only one, as long as he kept the till receipt.
Clepsydra - Grog, you have a new Private message from -jabber
* Grog thinks Clepsy bought all of Heny Youngmans old jokes.....
* Athena see Satan and gets the hell out! Night all!
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from Athena
Winsock - at least do a *good* lightbulb joke
Clepsydra - Q: How many Thatcherites does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. It's up to the private sector to provide the finance for it.
S A T A N - Jabber & Grog still trying to figure it out
-jabber - Q: How many Henny Youngmans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Take my wife, please...
Clepsydra - Q: How many of Jed's followers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs.
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Grog
Winsock - G'night Athena, until next time
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Athena, come back soon.
Athena - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 02:02am)
* Grog is very S-L-O-W.......
Grog - Bye Athena...sweet dreams....
Winsock - it's a long weekend
S A T A N - What s the difference between Karate & Judo?
-jabber - Q: How many Winsock's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, the computer will blue-screen and the user will say, "Fuck it, I don't need a light bulb, anyway."
Clepsydra - Q: How many pot growers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead.
Grog - Go jabb....Do you do Rodney dangefield as well.......
Winsock - True, jabber
Grog - About 2 letters SATAN....
-jabber - Q: How many Grog's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: What's a lightbulb?
Clepsydra - Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in. A: None. They assign the task to a gastarbeiter.
Grog - LOL....
S A T A N - A; Karate is a form of martial arts &self defense & judo is what bagels are made of. HA HA HA.... Israel is mine!!!!!!
Grog - Hey jabb...we've got Lightbulbs.....but what do you do with them?
Clepsydra - Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Winsock - LOL Satan
Grog - Is this the Comedy Club tonight?
-jabber - Q: How many SATANS does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but all he needs to do is change his nickname to LIGHTBULB and the problem is resolved.
Clepsydra - Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to turn on a light bulb? A: 33 - 1 to process the instruction and 32 to process the interrupt.
S A T A N - OWWWWW Jabber SATAN has feelings to.
-jabber - SATAN, why did they build a Synagogue in the middle of the W.A.S.P. neighborhood? They wanted to rejuvenate the neighborhood!
* Winsock groans
Grog - hey Guys...as always its been a pleasure.....the fires gone out on the barbie, so I'm heading off....
S A T A N - How come the jews wandered in the desert for 40yrs?
-jabber - Night, Grog!
S A T A N - A: Someone dropped a quarter
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Grog, come back soon.
Grog - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 02:07am)
Winsock - G'night, Grog
* -jabber looks around, "Where?"
Grog - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 02:08am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Grog, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Winsock - We could all change our nicks to female and draw a big crowd
Grog - I found the quarter.....see ya
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Grog, come back soon.
Grog - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 02:09am)
S A T A N - Excellent Idea Winsock
CurvaceousMuscularFemale - Nickname change, -jabber is now known as CurvaceousMuscularFemale
Winonna - Nickname change, Winsock is now known as Winonna
S A T A N - Winsock how do youchange your name without loggin off?
whatever - Nickname change, Winonna is now known as whatever
whatever - sheesh
whatever - type / followed by whatever nick you want
* CurvaceousMuscularFemale is gently oiling up my muscles...
Winona - Nickname change, whatever is now known as Winona
* CurvaceousMuscularFemale thinks Winonna can beat Winona in armwrestling...
* Winona awaits for an armwrestling match
S A T A N - /CCS pizza
Winona - hahaha GMTA
Winona - type / followed by nick
Winona - literal string "nick"
* CurvaceousMuscularFemale catches a reflection of her tricep in the mirror... and smiles...
S A T A N - Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa I can't do it I'm scared
S A T A N - type/Vince Foster
* Winona could whup CMF anytime AW, you right or left handed big boy?
* CurvaceousMuscularFemale looks at SATAN with that hungry look in her eyes..
Winona - SATAN are you really boomer in disguise?
CurvaceousMuscularFemale - LOL - and watching my lean hard abs flex in the process...
Winona - don't type "type", type / and then
Winona - don't type "type", type / and then
Winona - "nick" without the quotes
Winona - i wish
Winona - I still think Becky Rampey is abs heaven
S A T A N - FUK IT 1999 = 6661 which I have decided to not blow my head off & watch all of you be consumed by my father The Light Bearer
* CurvaceousMuscularFemale wants a threesome with Becky Rampey and SATAN!
sen - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 02:18am)
Clepsydra - Hello, sen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
sen - Colour changed
Winona - hi sen
S A T A N - This year is payback time and it will be well worth my eternal damnation.
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 02:19am
* CurvaceousMuscularFemale mistakenly calls 'sen' 'sex' - LOL
sen - hi winona, satan , jabber
Winona - keep your bikini on, CMF
sen - oh, sorry, hello dear joanne
-jabber - Nickname change, CurvaceousMuscularFemale is now known as -jabber
sen - but no need to keep the bikini on :o)
* -jabber say "miffity-miff-miff" wonder how early 'sen' got up this morning...
Winsock - Nickname change, Winona is now known as Winsock
-jabber - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/w/wse9803/wse98468.jpg
S A T A N - SO FUK you all & thank you for forming me into what I am by always treating me like a friggn hunchback, Started on that magic #6 when my parents divorced & every woman hated me to help me hate myself.
sen - OK just wanna say hello.....Have to go to work....
-jabber - What's wrong, ebe...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sen, come back soon.
sen - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 02:22am)
Winsock - A lot of anger there
S A T A N - This year will definately be my pleasure to the world I see you got me name good Changin character now.
Winsock - You ok satan or you just putting on?
S A T A N - Jabber what is the full name & win a prize
-jabber - mello out
Winsock - ebe2112, please
Clepsydra - Winsock, you have a new Private message from -jabber
S A T A N - very good computer...... can you tell me my server & my ip address at aol
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Winsock
Winsock - perhaps, satan, but is that important?
S A T A N - Private meeting in progress to see how we can mess with satan
Winsock - not at all
Winsock - You can be whomever you like
S A T A N - Can you name my personalities Winsock EX Bubba, Satan
-jabber - satan, if you don't like this pager notification system, please email Diana about it. I personally hate it and am sick of seemingly being the ONLY one to make a stink. I think most realize it sucks! But no one else has the balls to complain vociferously the way I have!
Winsock - It's not that simple, jabber
Winsock - I agree that it's the pits, but what is the alternative?
* -jabber says "oh?"
S A T A N - I am wondering if you have my pass word now
Winsock - I don't want your password SATAN
S A T A N - Is Clep automated
-jabber - satan, do you know WP? :-)
S A T A N - But is there a way you could get it
S A T A N - WP = Warrior Poet?
Winsock - Maybe, but that's not what I'm into Satan
S A T A N - WP = Warrior Poet?
-jabber - Yes, Bubba...
Winsock - AFAIK, this site is fairly secure
S A T A N - I'm just really pissed off tonight about alot of things NO Women the story of my life
-jabber - Bubba, we are all here on a Saturday night. Join the club...
Winsock - Would you like to share any of that?
-jabber - Winsock, the alternative is simply to turn the PM pager notification off. Did we all really need to see the slimey characters who were PM'ing each other earlier when women were in the room? I don't think so.
Winsock - No point in being pissed of at us because we're not the problem
S A T A N - Ha Winsock I realize I am being to honest....
-jabber - How bout changing your name to whatever nickname really describes you, Bubba, like when I ultimately change to '-jabber'...
Winsock - Well Diana feels that it points out the problem
S A T A N - Let me guess I am..... correct as the therapist & spiritualist say
Winsock - Never too honest, satan, just lay your cards on the table
-jabber - What problem? Why should 'announcing' a PM stop anyone from sending one? It's not gonna stop me, HELL if others know. But it causes dissention, I see it ALL the time, Diana seems to dismiss it with a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke...
S A T A N - If I were to do that I would ruin the keyboard with a gallon of tears
Winsock - Splendid, I just got an email from Christine Envall and she'll be dropping in here to the chat room!
Winsock - Not right now, but look for her
-jabber - Excellent! Now, Satan, could you change your name to something a 'wee' bit friendlier? :-)
Clepsydra - Cheerio, S A T A N, come back soon.
S A T A N - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 02:38am)
-jabber - We gonna see the PM's FLY then, Winsock, literally FLY!
POOH BEAR - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 02:39am)
Clepsydra - Hello, POOH BEAR, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Winsock - PMs are only a problem for the women involved
POOH BEAR - Hows that
Winsock - Yet it's a problem in the chat room too as it ties up the women
-jabber - Very friendly, Pooh! :-)
* -jabber gets excited thinking about women who are tied up... :-)
Winsock - Hi Pooh!
Winsock - I honestly don't think the new system addresses the problem
Winsock - It puts messages into a queue but doesn't do much else
-jabber - The new system sucks, Winsock. Tell Diana. And the problem with the women? It's overrated. If they get the same question? Answer it once IN the room and be done with it. Presto chango... I haven't figured out where the FUCK the sports bar is so I haven't seen that in action.
Winsock - Sorry, pooh, don't mean to exclude you
-jabber - So where do you live, Pooh?
POOH BEAR - I'm gonna see if Clep is automated.... Clep how long did Ronald Regan serve as president?
POOH BEAR - TX
Winsock - Well you've been into the sports bar jabber but didn't elect to select PM capability
-jabber - Clepsy, what's the funniest light bulb joke you've heard?
Clepsydra - Q: How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One hundred; one to change the lightbulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen. A: None, pre-meds don't screw, they study. A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him. (Notes: The joke is that getting into med school is extremely competitive.)
-jabber - Winsock, I couldn't figure out where the heck the room was! Pooh, I'm also in TX, in Dallas.
POOH BEAR - Ahh Ha Clep is automated
POOH BEAR - Cool What part
-jabber - Now, Pooh, you're gonna hurt her feelings! Now, Clepsy, tell me a real sucky light bulb joke...
Clepsydra - Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The invisible hand does it. A: None. "There is no need to change the lightbulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place. Recent surveys show growing confidence in the lightbulb lighting up again." A: None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting brighter !!!
Winsock - Well you found it once jabber, then you ran off but I agree it's not advertised on the web site
POOH BEAR - I'm laughing at what jabber said :}
-jabber - What part of Dallas? Garland to be specific... I saw the link here, Winsock and was too lazy to go through the archives to find it again. Some of the organization of this web site is confusing even for intelligent folks...
Winsock - You're better with Clepsy than I am, jabber
Winsock - Well it's a big web site
POOH BEAR - I visit folks in Farmers Branch
-jabber - Q: How many Pooh Bears does it take to change a light bulb? A: How much light do you need to see a honey pot?
Clepsydra - Q: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to climb up the ladder, one to kick the ladder out from under her and a third to say, "I knew that was too high for _you_ dear." (That laughter you hear is from the Alto Section.)
POOH BEAR - How long have you all known each other
POOH BEAR - oH BOTHER
Winsock - not long, Pooh
-jabber - I used to work in Farmer's Branch, PB. Where do you live now?
-jabber - A: You don't need any light to find a honey pot, you just follow the smell... :-)
Clepsydra - Q: How many FORTRAN programs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 1.00000000001
Winsock - sometimes my answers don't post
POOH BEAR - S A ANd the bees
-jabber - S A? San Antonio?
POOH BEAR - San Antonio
-jabber - Great place to visit and take a date on a romantic walk around the Riverwalk... Never shoved a date into the river yet... :-)
POOH BEAR - Who is this girl that is supposed to drop in Winsock
-jabber - I'm gonna bow out for the evening, goodnight Pooh and Winsock...
Winsock - Christine Envall?
-jabbe - Nickname change, -jabber is now known as -jabbe
-jabb - Nickname change, -jabbe is now known as -jabb
Winsock - I'll find a link for you
-jab - Nickname change, -jabb is now known as -jab
-ja - Nickname change, -jab is now known as -ja
-j - Nickname change, -ja is now known as -j
POOH BEAR - Your shrinking
- - Nickname change, -j is now known as -
Clepsydra - Cheerio, -, come back soon.
- - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 02:51am)
Winsock - http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Resort/5613/
Winsock - That's Christine Envall's homepage
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 02:53am)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
TomNine - Hey, guys. I see I missed jabber...
Winsock - just missed him
TomNine - Is Ms Envall dropping by?
Winsock - she will be, not tonight probably, but she'll be here!!
TomNine - Cool. Christine has many fans here.
Winsock - Just got an email from her and I've talked her into visiting
Winsock - So I'm pleased about that
TomNine - Do you know when she will next visit the States?
Winsock - Well she was just here in November in Atlanta of course
Winsock - It's a long trip, but I'll ask about future plans
TomNine - I can never talk any of the ladies I meet into chatting with us. Some of them get memberships and check out the archives, though.
Winsock - well keep the pressure up
TomNine - POOH, still there?
Winsock - POOH might have fallen off
Pooh Bear - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 02:59am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Pooh Bear, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Winsock - Speak of the devil
Pooh Bear - Back from cyber space want some honey
TomNine - There he is.
TomNine - It is a blustery day here.
Pooh Bear - Think Think Think
Pooh Bear - If she is that big she had to have done a extra cycle of honey
TomNine - What is the question, Pooh?
Winsock - Don't get stuck, Pooh
Pooh Bear - to be or not to be
TomNine - Ah, that is the question.
Winsock - I hope Diana returns soon because I'm now the #1 chatter and I don't like being the #1 bigmouth
Pooh Bear - Not much honey winsock, wish i had some if you know what I mean to unstuck me(Ladies) yeh baby! yeh
TomNine - Being #1 is a big responsibility. Diana isn't first often, somebody else will have to bump you off.
Winsock - Big responsibility, I dunno about that but I'm not sure I'm pleased with the honour.
Pooh Bear - I get kind of sick seeing my name a hundred times in one space to
Pooh Bear - I liked it when it was a full house
TomNine - I was #1 the first month they started counting, not really something to be proud of.
Winsock - thing is, when you're here with one of two others, the count mounts up
TomNine - Hard to get a full house at this Hour. We need more chatters from the Eastern Hemisphere to keep things going.
Pooh Bear - Pooh is headin to the tree to catch some zzzzzzzzs
Winsock - well best to change your nick to a female, that will draw them in
Winona - Nickname change, Winsock is now known as Winona
TomNine - When I was here earlier it was very hectic and I couldn't really "chat" or even keep up with what was going on. This is better.
Pooh Bear - Big day with piglet, we will be learning the fine art of kite building
Winona - Hi, T9, wanna armwrestle?
TomNine - Hello, Winona!!! Are you an FBB?
Winona - You right or left handed?
Pooh Bear - Apologies for venting, I will make an appt with my counsel next week
TomNine - Bye, Pooh. Give my regards to Christopher Robin.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Pooh Bear, come back soon.
Pooh Bear - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 03:10am)
Winona - bye Pooh
TomNine - I'm rightie, lovely Winona!
Winona - I haven't AW many ... i guess marissa brown is the most memorable
TomNine - Marissa has great arms.
Soc - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 03:12am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Soc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Winona - it was an absolute stalemate, T9, I kid you not
TomNine - I like to AW in sessions, but lots of the ladies don't want to do it, have histories of tendonitis, rotator cuff damage, etc.
Winona - Hello Soc
TomNine - Soc, hello.
Soc - Does Marissa Brown do wrestling sessions?
Winona - yes I know
Soc - Hi guys
Winona - Not sure what she's doing now, T9
TomNine - The "stalemates" I had with really strong ladies were probably because their rotator cuffs couldn't handle the stress of actually beating me.
TomNine - I don't think Marissa ever did sessions.
Soc - Surely their tendons would be strengthend by wright training
Winona - Well it's still a stalemate
Winona - And I don't think Marissa AW that much at the time
TomNine - The weight training works a different angle than is used in AW. Do tendons actually get strengthened with training?
Soc - Stalemates happen when one just tries to hold and not win
Winona - But I was impressed
Winona - Well there's a technique to it
Stacy - Nickname change, Soc is now known as Stacy
Winona - you need to get your shoulder into it
Winona - otherwise you're doomed
TomNine - I don't really know what I'm doing in AW, I just want to feel the woman's strength working directly against mine.
TomNine - Stacy, are you an FBB?
Stacy - i do some weight training
Winona - Where do you live Stacy?
Natasha - Nickname change, TomNine is now known as Natasha
Stacy - nat, at least our names are similar to our originals
FistMan - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 03:20am)
Clepsydra - Hello, FistMan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's the man with the video camera!
FistMan - whoa...look at all the babes
Stacy - i live in sydney
Natasha - Fist, howdy.
FistMan - sounds like you girls need a man
Winona - Hello downunder
FistMan - a fistman, that is
Stacy - what is satisfying in aw, is the feeling of strength, the look in the eyes and final pin
Natasha - We do need a man, Fist, do you know any?
Winona - Yes, Stacy, I agree
Stacy - Are you a big Man Fist?
FistMan - i'll armwrestle you, honey
Winona - LOL natasha
FistMan - i've been compared to many a farm animal in my day
FistMan - three bulls, two horses and a pig
Stacy - aren't pigs long and skinny
Winona - I was beaten by a man in AW once but I was so drunk that I don't think it counts
FistMan - you guys aren't attractive enough for me....i'm a young stud and you gals should have been put out to pasture a long time ago
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 03:25am
Stacy - Winona and Natasha are you on the wb270 list?
Stacy - How dare you FM, i was born in the year of the Hare
Natasha - wb270's list is all politics!
Winsock - Nickname change, FistMan is now known as Winsock
Winsock - hmmm...i like this new suit
Natasha - Imposter!
Winona - Dunno about the notorious list, mebbe better not to be involved
Stacy - we need megative as well as positive views there
Winsock - now i'm old enough to sleep with you ladies
Winona - wrong colour though, WWinsock
Winsock - Colour changed
Winsock - damn
Winona - Colour changed
Stacy - So Winsock what did you think of Canberra?
Winsock - Colour changed
Winsock - i love cranberries
Winsock - Colour changed
Clepsydra - Q: How many Einsteins does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. It's all relative.
Winona - It's a great place to raise a family but overall it's a boring place to live
Buffalo - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 03:29am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Buffalo, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
FistMan - Nickname change, Winsock is now known as FistMan
Stacy - Winona are you an item with Winsock?
Natasha - Buffalo, wazup?
FistMan - well...i'm heading to bed
Buffalo - Howdy everone!
Stacy - The Buff one is here
FistMan - goodnight ladies
Winona - this is getting complicated
Stacy - Sweet dreams Mr Ed
TomNine - Nickname change, Natasha is now known as TomNine
TomNine - See ya, Fist.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, FistMan, come back soon.
FistMan - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 03:30am)
Clepsydra - His fists follow him onward.
Winsock - Nickname change, Winona is now known as Winsock
Winsock - Colour changed
Buffalo - I think its just nice to have all you gals around for achange!
Stacy - I'm stuck in this closet
Winsock - You aree?
TomNine - The gals are leaving fast, alas, Buff.
Buffalo - Always late!
TomNine - Stacy has never felt so free before.
Stacy - I could take Athena any day!
Buffalo - To tall to late to early...
Winsock - I'm her #1 fan in her fan club
Stacy - and Joanna, I would pin her left or right
Buffalo - Why the closet?
TomNine - I'm going to bed myself, guys. Yak with you later.
Winsock - Joanna is a sweetie
Stacy - that's where my dress is
Stacy - bye bye Tom
Buffalo - By TN.
Winsock - take care T9
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 03:35am)
Clepsydra - Off to push the prices up some more
Buffalo - Do you like to wrestle in a dress?
Stacy - how do you get on Clepsy's personal list?
Stacy - i will aw in anything
Winsock - i gotta go, see you around
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Winsock, come back soon.
Winsock - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 03:36am)
Stacy - bye WS
Buffalo - WoW!!!!!
Buffalo - Think you could take me?
Stacy - are you a big man Buff?
Stacy - ok the jigs up
Soc - Nickname change, Stacy is now known as Soc
Soc - i'm out of there
Buffalo - About 5,10 190 prety active, work outside all day.
Soc - i'm only 160
Buffalo - Workout alot?
Soc - off and on
Buffalo - I build and service pools.
Soc - you must live in a warm area
Buffalo - Az. last 3 years.
Buffalo - I love it!
Soc - it's my dinnertime now - catch you later
Buffalo - Later
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Soc, come back soon.
Soc - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 03:42am)
Buffalo - Well Clypsy, can I emty a room or what???????????
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Buffalo, come back soon.
Buffalo - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 03:44am)
Richard - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 05:06am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Richard, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Richard - well, Warrior Poet has immortalized me as the late night chatroom person. so, it's about 2:10am PST and wanted to let you know, i am, in fact, around all night long
Richard - but i am in and out as i am also actually working. and occasionally, i do have ERs, so i may have to leave suddenly
Richard - so, if u have nothing better to do, drop in.
Soc - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 05:23am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Soc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Soc - Richard, what's going down
Richard - nothing much Soc. playing some solitaire
Richard - how about u?
Soc - who with?
Soc - lol
Richard - just on the computer. it's a one person card game
Soc - i was just reading some chat archives
Richard - too early in the morning. forgive me. lol
Soc - i know - just joking
Richard - i realized that. only too late
Richard - anything interesting in the archives?
Soc - was it you talking about censorship b4?
Richard - Diana and I were discussing it with Winsock, i think it was yesterday
Richard - and it was more about child porn
Soc - i was a bit worried about the FBI being in here
Richard - u in the US?
Soc - no
Soc - i am in Australia
Richard - i don't think i'd be overally paranoid.
Richard - with all the sites out there that are truly pornographic, i think this site is pretty tame
Soc - Where are you Richard?
Richard - California
Richard - near Los Angeles
Soc - I have stayed in Venice Beach a short while
Richard - i used to live about 2 or three miles down Venice Blvd. from the beach
Richard - my Mom still lives there
Soc - did you raise the Maplethorpe point?
Richard - i did
Richard - but i have to confess to having seen, i think, only one of the pics
Soc - i know that most of his work was for gay guys and he did some work with Lisa Lyon - i did not know about the child shots
Richard - the one pic i think was his was a boy sitting naked curled up. b/w no genitals. didn't strike me as being sexual
Richard - Lisa Lyon goes back it seems ages. to me, she's the one who started this all
Soc - I thought his Lisa Lyon shots were good but at that early stage my imagination of fbb was much advanced to his
Richard - although my thoughts of muscular women goes back before her
Richard - Soc, i think we agree there
Soc - Robert M seemed to appraoch her from a purely artistic but non-sensual point of view
Richard - if those first Lisa Lyon shots were his, i thought they were fairly sensual
Soc - In the early days there ws circus girls, track & field athletes, swimmers - that's about all
Richard - yeah, but few who really exhibited any real muscle
Soc - the subject matter could not help but be sensual but a lot more could have been made of it
Soc - i think trapeze artists were the best
Richard - i'm really not all that familiar with his work other than the big contraversy about the funding
Richard - and that it was pornographic
Soc - i think a lot of the worry about it was that he was gay
Richard - i don't really remember thinking about circus girls or trapeze artists
Soc - if you check the old time strong women galleries here you will find some
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 05:44am
Richard - i don't understand why people feel that if ur gay ur a child molester. child molesters come in all shapes and sizes
Richard - oh, i've looked at them, but i was referring to when i was younger
Soc - tell us a joke Clepsy
Clepsydra - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark. A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh? A: Only one, but it takes a lot of lightbulbs. (*smash*)
Soc - I don't really get it
Richard - well, there certainly is an up and coming Australian fbb. Christine Envall.
Richard - me either
Soc - Yes she is quite big - i have not met her though - i have met Deborah Compton
Richard - the name is familiar, but don't have a recollection of her
Soc - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Bench/4320
Soc - i just have because someone asked me in email about her
Richard - awesome arms. but Christine is the same height and has about 50 lbs on her, doesn't she?
Soc - Christine is bigger (also 2" taller)
Richard - are many of the Australian fbb doing sessions?
Soc - not really - the bb association here is controlled by a couple who frown upon it - also our population is not that large
Richard - plus ur so spread out. i thought i just read something where someone did a session with Christine
Richard - but don't know if they did any kind of review
Soc - if it was the guy Melbourne then I know him - he did a review on wb270.com
Richard - i'll have to take a look
Soc - have you done sessions over there with fbbs
Richard - what time is it there. it's about 3am here, sunday the 3rd
Clepsydra - It's later than you think 05:56am
Soc - 10pm sunday
Richard - i don't have the money. one of these days i might
Soc - who is availably in LA that you think would be good?
Richard - u know, i don't even look. there are a number of ladies here, but i wouldn't be interested in wrestling
Richard - i'd be more interested in muscle worship and L&C
Soc - Melissa Coates is there
Richard - i don't know if she does sessions
Richard - there's alot of fbb's here. after all, we're the mecca
Soc - check Iron Belles page for Melissa
Richard - i'm not at home, and i don't like to bookmark here at work
Soc - have a look anyway at:
Soc - http://www.ironbellesofatlanta.com/america.shtml
Richard - took me a minute, but ur right, she does do sessions
Richard - she's definitely a sexy lady
Soc - i would like to come across and meet her this year
Richard - have u done any sessions?
Richard - that's a long way to come. hope u can combine it with something else
Soc - i have seen Sharon Marvel, Athena, Colette Guimond
Richard - all sexy ladies. who was ur favorite?
Soc - Best nature was Athena, best muscles was Colette
Richard - u into wrestling or...?
Richard - Sharon always struck me as being very strong
Soc - i like arwrestling, muscle worship and play wrestling
Richard - never wanted to wrestle or armwrestle. maybe it's male ego, but really not competitive in that way
Soc - Sharon had not been training because of an injury - was a bit defensive
Soc - i usually let them win - you know to protect the female ego
Richard - i've sort of been afraid that my fantasy exceeds whatever the reality could be
Richard - i hear ya.
Richard - i can always use my shoulder surgery as an excuse
Richard - but honestly, i'm not real strong and i think an average girl could beat me. lol
Soc - that attitude of the girl is vital to how enjoyable it is
Richard - i've thought about someone like Nicole Bass. i like 'em big
Richard - or Karla Nelson
Soc - the big girls would like a muscle worship session a sthey usually get wrestling requests
Richard - maybe they'll give me a discount not to wrestle them. lol. in my dreams.
Soc - Richard i have to go for now - will catch you next time
Richard - ok. take care. nice talking with you.
Soc - bye
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Soc, come back soon.
Soc - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 06:17am)
Johnny - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 07:02am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Johnny, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Johnny - Hi there
Richard - hello
Richard - how u doing?
Johnny - Not bad, and you?
Richard - well, i have about 4 more hours to work, but otherwise fine
Johnny - U have to work on a Sunday?
Richard - i'm a nurse. we work all hours of the day and night
Richard - but i don't normally work sundays. usually monday thru thursday
Johnny - If u r a nurse, maybe you can help me; I'm love sick
Richard - i don't think i'm the kind of nurse that can help u with that, but let me hear ur story
Johnny - Well it's quite simple really, I'm in love with Anne-Marie Crooks.
Richard - jeez, who isn't. she's hot
Richard - u in florida?
Johnny - The best! I expect I have quite alot of competition
Richard - well, if she has a life mate, that really isn't an issue
Johnny - No, I live in England, this is all just through the net
Richard - well, i'm with you. i like the bigger ladies and she's big
Johnny - She's big, but also feminine and sexy
Richard - for sure
Richard - i assume you've found her website
Richard - and you own her videos
Johnny - I didn't know she has videos, where can i get them?
Richard - i thought she had one she sells thru her website, but i could be wrong about that
Johnny - No, the video hasn't been released yet
Richard - seems like it's been an awful long time since she said she was making one
Clepsydra - There's a time to live but isn't it strange that as soon as you are born you're dying. 07:20am
Johnny - Bob Leak's website has streaming video of her
Richard - don't think i've seen that
Johnny - There's video of her training, and also in a music video, where she wears a leather dress
Johnny - I can't wait for the actual tape though, it has been a long time
Johnny - Good morning Clepsydra, it's around noon where I am
Clepsydra - "The Good Ship Enterprise" (to the tune of "The Good Ship Lollipop") On the good ship Enterprise Every week there's a new surprise Where the Romulans lurk And the Klingons often go berserk. Yes, the good ship Enterprise There's excitement anywhere it flies Where Tribbles play And Nurse Chapel never gets her way. See Captain Kirk standing on the bridge, Mr. Spock is at his side. The weekly menace, ooh-ooh It gets fried, scattered far and wide. It's the good ship Enterprise Heading out where danger lies And you live in dread If you're wearing a shirt that's red. -- Doris Robin and Karen Trimble of The L.A. Filkharmonics
Johnny - It's got awfully quiet round here
richard - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 07:39am)
Clepsydra - Hello, richard, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
richard - still here. my computer locked up trying to download her website
Johnny - I sent her an email saying how I feel, she replied straight away saying i was very sweet
richard - what i did see on the website before i locked up was the video was going to be done by the end of the year. i don't know if that's 1998 or 99
Johnny - That was ther last year. It is behind schedule - the original release date was christmas
richard - so, what else is happening, if that's possible
Johnny - Well last year I arranged a private wrestling match with Nicole Bass, but in the end I cancelled
richard - how come?
Johnny - I decided I didn't think she was attractive enough, and it's alot of money. I don't know, maybe I just chickened out
richard - it is alot of money. that's why i haven't done it yet
richard - i have heard that she is alot of fun
Johnny - When she answered the phone, I thought it was her husband, she has such a deep voice. And she's not very intelligent
Johnny - I don't know, maybe I would have enjoyed it
richard - i know her voice is down there, but can't say anything about her intelligence. don't really know her
richard - it might be the New York accent
richard - from an American point of view, that accent can lead u to believe they're dumb
Johnny - I have no such prejudice about American accents, being English
richard - well, i assume you hear accents differently just as i don't hear the various english accents the same as u
Johnny - Would u do it if u had lots of money?
richard - i think i would especially if i didn't have to worry about the money
Johnny - The thing is that I saw a pro once, and i really didn't like it
richard - how do u mean pro. are u referring to sessions?
Johnny - No I mean a regular hooker, but it's sort of similar
Johnny - Anyway, prostitutes in England r ugly
richard - i think if u look at this as being a session for sex, ur probably going to be disappointed for the most part. i'd be more interested in muscle worship and L&C
richard - not particularly interested in wrestling anybody, male or female
Johnny - Love and care? The only woman I care about is Anne-Marie!
richard - i don't think she does sessions
Johnny - Yes, and I'm glad
richard - how old r u?
Johnny - 28
Johnny - And u?
richard - hang on. phone
richard - sorry. i'm 49
richard - u still there?
Johnny - Hello again, my phone went as well
richard - r u married or do u date?
richard - or are u married and date
Johnny - Not married, I have only had one girlfrind
richard - so she's not current?
Johnny - nope
richard - Johnny, maybe u need to get out more. obsessing about Anne-Marie is not going to do u any good
dell - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 08:19am)
Clepsydra - Hello, dell, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
richard - greetings dell
dell - good morning, Clepsydra
Clepsydra - A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard -- Prof. Steiner
Johnny - This obsession is only one week old, maybe it'll pass
richard - well, let it run it's course and then move on is my suggestion
dell - hi richard
richard - how's it going dell?
dell - and johnny
Johnny - Hi dell
richard - we've been talking about our love of big muscular women
Lazy Guy - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 08:22am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Lazy Guy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
dell - first one up in the house, a little quiet around here, but most always interested in a chat
Lazy Guy - Colour changed
Lazy Guy - Hello World
richard - Johnny has it bad for Anne-Marie Crooks. thank you LG. howdy
Lazy Guy - and good morning richard, Johnny and dell
dell - AMC is pretty impressive--not hard to understand
dell - hi, Lazy Guy
richard - that she is
Johnny - It's so nice to talk to like-minded people
* Lazy Guy wonders if Johnny can post a pic, he is the odd one out here who only knows the name
dell - I think she's got her own website, LG
Lazy Guy - Oops, looks like my ignorance killed the conversation : Ž (
Johnny - Not at all, I was just on the phone again
Lazy Guy - Where y'all from, I've met richard before but don't remember you other folks...
dell - Michigan
* Lazy Guy hopes he isn't sufferening the 'memory like a seive' problem again
richard - 
richard - that's who we're talking about
* Lazy Guy is from England, home of a few fine Valkyries of its own
richard - that's her, Johnny?
Lazy Guy - OK, I can see where Johnny is coming from now!
dell - AMC's breasts seem to have grown since the last time I saw her picture
Clepsydra - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 08:29am
richard - Johnny's from England too LG
Johnny - I'm from London, England LG
richard - this pic is a couple of years old. when i saw her last time she was competing
Clepsydra - Time for a change 08:30am
richard - she didn't look that "enhanced"
Johnny - That's an old picture, she had implants which were removed
dell - good thing!
richard - guys, i have to get a few things done. i am on the payroll and should do something. i'll try to get back in a bit
dell - implants are a pet peeve of mine
dell - later, richard
Lazy Guy - It's appalling what we put them through in the name of competition, the implants, the killer diet...
Johnny - How do you post a pic?
richard - actually, i kinda like those, but i understand
richard - cya
Clepsydra - Cheerio, richard, come back soon.
richard - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 08:33am)
Lazy Guy - 'later Richard, don't want folks dieing on our account!
Johnny - Hee hee hee
dell - this is, of course, one of the great contradictions of fbb
Lazy Guy - There's two ways Johnny, both require the pic to be on the web somewhere
Lazy Guy - First, (the 'polite' way) you type /link URL, and that will post a hyperlink we can click on
Lazy Guy - 
Lazy Guy - That is generally not a good idea in a busy room though, or with a large picture
Lazy Guy - Oops, /picture URL
Lazy Guy - You can see what happens when you get it wrong too now! It's easy to get the explanation wrong as Clespy wants to convert the command rather than display it each time!
Johnny - continue
Lazy Guy - How long have you folks been around Diana's playground now? I joined up last March, and haven't left since!
dell - I've been freeloading on the site since March and finally joined last month
Lazy Guy - I remember when I joined it still took me a while to find something I had paid for! I was more interested in the stories and messageboards back then
dell - other than the Coffee Lounge, where do you go mostly (for what you pay)?
dell - which
Lazy Guy - Actually, the coffee lounge is about it, I used to download a video or two, and I'm not too bothered for the pics
dell - I guess for myself, being able to view photos of fbbs people are talking about is one of the most useful features
Lazy Guy - But I figure the site is worth supporting and would still pay, even if the chat became free. I guess it's true what they say about a fool and his money : Ž )
dell - I don't buy the magazines, though I do browse them at newsstands
Lazy Guy - It's handy when they post a link in here to another photo on the site, that's for sure!
dell - having all the material at your fingertips is a great convenience and benefit
Lazy Guy - I hear the 'newsthumpbs' facility is possibly the big draw now
Lazy Guy - although without the exra 'p'...
* Lazy Guy is king of the typos
Lazy Guy - Still here Johnny?
dell - LG, you made a comment earlier as to what "we put them through" (the fbbs)--what do you think is the balance of responsibility, or in other words, how much of the fault is that of the fbbs themselves, who go to great lengths with these surgical adjustments and more?
dell - it--not that
Lazy Guy - The fact is if they want to compete, they have to go through it dell
Lazy Guy - They can choose not to compete, which means you have one less competitor, the competition itself doesn't change
dell - I can remember how, not very long ago, fbbs would recount in interviews how "I lost my breast," that being a status symbol of sorts
dell - surely there is nothing in the guidelines of these competitions that compels them to obtain implants?
Lazy Guy - Responsible sports ban things that are against the competitors interests, like drug abuse, or things that will distort the playing field in favour of the rich competitors (F1 tightens the rules every year for this, although with mixed success)
dell - and what percentage of, say, Olympia competitors have the implants?
Lazy Guy - Oops, booted for a second or two
Johnny - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 08:51am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Johnny, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
dell - what is F1?
Lazy Guy - Well, the FBB ideal physique should clearly still look feminine
Johnny - 
Johnny - How about that AMC, then?
dell - I recall the phrase "art and sport of woman's bodybuilding." The ideal they're promoting now is kitsch, at the very least.
Lazy Guy - And that diet kills the bodyfat, and so targets the breasts quite aggressively, so implants are now a requirement...
Lazy Guy - Booted again, this could be getting rough, I think it's at my ISP end
dell - do all the Olympia competitors now have implants?
Johnny - Most fbbs don't bother with implants
Lazy Guy - I think so dell, I can't see how they can compete otherwise, although you can call me a cynic if you want
Johnny - At least I think so
Lazy Guy - And I understand, paradoxically, it's even more important in the fitness competitions
dell - Recognition of reality doesn't necessarily make one a cynic.
Lazy Guy - Well, I don't know most of the competitors, but I hear enough horror stories of implant surgery that are just taken for granted, I am assuming it's pretty universal
dell - I stopped attending the contests about ten years ago, but I've seen enough pictures of the fitness competitors, and find it looks ridiculous there too
Lazy Guy - BTW, F1 is the world's most prestigious motor racing series, but you probably don't bother with it in the states!
dell - perhaps it would help matters if those who were opposed to the practice were more vocal in support of the unaltered physique
Lazy Guy - Another example would be NFL, where they introduced the salary cap and free agency, to stop rich teams owning all the good players
dell - Formula One? Not a racing fan, but have heard of it--I live near the Michigan International Speedway in Brooklyn
dell - How expensive is implant surgery?
Lazy Guy - Actually, I don't know too much about the US racing series either, but gather you like driving around ovals rather than real circuits, I probably wouldn't be a fan over there either : Ž )
Tex - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 09:02am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Tex, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Make room, make room, it's the Big Man from Texas.
Lazy Guy - Thousands, don't know how many, but it's a guarantee of repeat business, the implants are almost guaranteed to cause some problem after a few years training
Lazy Guy - g'day Tex
Johnny - Well I have to go now, I hope to catch you guys again soon
Tex - SG, you are correct...thousands of laps around an oval is very boring...
Lazy Guy - Nice meeting you Johnny , pop back any time
dell - later Johnny--thanks for the pix
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Johnny, come back soon.
Johnny - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 09:04am)
Lazy Guy - Especially as you bank the corners so the cars don't need to slow down!!!
Tex - Bye Johnny...
Tex - Greetin's, Dell...have we met before?
dell - I seem to recall we've been on together once, I'm not sure. Probably at a busier time than this.
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 09:05am
Tex - You're in NY?
dell - used to be--I live in Michigan now
Tex - Lots of snow?
dell - yes, in fact. I believe we got about 10" yesterday and it's coming down lightly right now.
* Lazy Guy is confused by the unseasonally warm weather in the UK, we may even get double digit temepatures soon!
Tex - Been reading the conversation...I agree that we (schmoos) support steroid use indirectly...
dell - there's really no getting around that, Tex
Tex - More accurately, our libidos support it...
Lazy Guy - But how do you get around the issue?
dell - I've been wondering about the implant issue--if there's nothing we could do to change the momentum there
Tex - Guess we need to begin the ANTI-GIGANTIT movement...
Lazy Guy - I remember PJ saying how happy he was on the messageboards when he came second in a 'natural' contest because the guy ahead of him HAD done steroids to get big, but had now stopped them, keeping as much size as possible
dell - as for steroids (using that as a term to include related drugs as well), it's hard to see how that will ever stop except in the declining fortunes of the fbb competitions which reward the results of such use
Clepsydra - An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
Tex - Completely banning steroids would be the death nell of bodybuilding...
Lazy Guy - And even then dell, it's rife in many other sports as well, they just get smarter in how they use the drugs, and buy more expensive (maybe dangerous) masking agents
dell - certainly as we now know it
Lazy Guy - At the moment UK sports are still trying to find a way to ban Creatin
dell - I'm old enough to have begun reading bb mags in the early '60s, and the physique of today represents a quantum leap from that time
Tex - I have to admit I'd miss da big muscle gals....skinny Andrulla...:-(
dell - people are saying that Olympia is in trouble because there is not enough support for the look they propogate--and television seems to want nothing to do with it, either
dell - I don't know that banning these drugs really has much effect (as you have pointed out, LG). Maybe a long-term attitude shift will be the answer.
Lazy Guy - People will always find a way to cheat dell
dell - precisely
Lazy Guy - One of the favourites in athletics at one time was infusing an extra pint of blood before the race meeting, getting more oxygen around the body
Lazy Guy - How can you legislate against blood? Most competitors produce it naturally...
dell - I think love of the massive female physique will remain a fringe taste
* Tex, Lazy Guy will happily take any Andrulla!
Lazy Guy - Any extreme is going to be a fringe taste dell, though we can hope mainstream endorses the better aspects
Lazy Guy - Of course, sometimes half the fun is being on the fringe
dell - I like to imagine what the female physique potential would be using strictly natural methods
* Lazy Guy wondersabout the word natural
Lazy Guy - It's a very hard thing to legislate
dell - indeed it is--I've agreed with that in previous posts
Lazy Guy - For instance, is Creatine supplement natural, the body synthesises its own after all...
Lazy Guy - A few years ago in the UK almost any product you could buy (not fitness related, any product) was calling itself natural, as it would boost sales
Lazy Guy - Advertising agency tried to clamp down, but discovered how hard to define the word 'natural' was...
dell - call me naive and out-of-date, but I think of the men's bb scene in the 50s and 60s as being pretty good--but of course it's difficult to turn back the clock, as desirable as it might be
Lazy Guy - I think they finally banned it as a misleading 'noise' word, purely because it was so hard to define!!!
Lazy Guy - You clearly know the history of the sport better than I, I only really discovered it last year, with this site
sub - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 09:34am)
Clepsydra - Hello, sub, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.
sub - hi guys
dell - hi sub
Lazy Guy - g'day sub, how's sunny Florida today?
sub - quite nice today, SG. how's wintery England?
Lazy Guy - Unseasonably warm, it must be a few degrees above freezing still!
sub - it is a little warm here today...supposed to be a high of around 80 F
Lazy Guy - Haven't seen much of you the last few months, is life in Florida proving all you had hoped it would be?
Lazy Guy - I know you won't be missing the St Louis winters....
Lazy Guy - So what's it like in the Summer over there?!
sub - my timing has not been so good for job-searching...i think most employers are waiting until about now to do their new hires, so i expect things to pick up soon
Lazy Guy - New year always seems to be a popular time for making changes
dell - what part of FL are you in, sub?
sub - most days are between 95-100 in the summer here
sub - i live in Sarasota, dell...west central FL
Lazy Guy - Here's hoping you find something productive rather than a year of Y2K
sub - actually, SG i missed the snow and stuff for xmas. i've lived in cold climes all my life
dell - weren't you the guy to whom I was about to note the place of Sarasota in fbb history, about a month ago?
sub - thanks, SG
Lazy Guy - Although you gotta admire the way we foist the Euro currency over here, timed to mess with the Y2K fixes at exactly the wrong time!
sub - that's me, dell. i had forgotten about that. please go on
Lazy Guy - Snow would be nice, if it wasn't so darned wet!
dell - happy to
sub - SG, in northern Michigan, where i grew up, snow usually isn't wet. it's too darn cold
Lazy Guy - Dry snow? You mean it doesn't seep into your clothes and chill you for the rest of the day?
sub - nope, SG. too cold. it just sits on top of your clothes. you just have to brush it off before you go inside
dell - Sarasota was the locale from which Peter Van Duyn published perhaps the first newsletter on fbb (broadly speaking), PALLAS JOURNAL. Sarasota being winter home to the circus, Van Duyn focussed on the muscularity of the female aerialists and was the first person to bring up the phenomenon of the muscular woman to a larger audience--"larger audience" in this case probably defined as 3 or more people.
Lazy Guy - OK, next year I'll demand a refund on our snow, I want the proper stuff you get
sub - when was this, dell?
dell - just about to mention that--early '60s
sub - the problem, SG, is that you have to tolerate temps below about 20 F
Lazy Guy - Well, if you wrap up well enough to keep the cold out, is that a big problem? Wet snow brings that cold through the clothes to stay
dell - He did an article for STRENGTH & HEALTH around 1962, entitled "Those Fabulous Circus Girls," and that was my first exposure to all of this. In the byline description of him it was mentioned that he was the publisher of PJ. He went on to publish several other newsletters afterwards, but was not reliable. Finally in the mid-
Lazy Guy - I will grant you it isn't shorts weather though!
dell - mid-'70s WASP came out, later to become WPW, and you probably know the rest of the story.
dell - Van Duyn is regarded as one of the pioneers in fbb
sub - no, it isn't such a problem, SG. the coldest-feeling winter i ever experienced was my first in New England. it rained every day, with high winds, and was arounf 35-40 F
sub - thanks for the info, dell. i didn't know any of that
dell - Jentz and Co. basically descend from him
Lazy Guy - Ugh, rain and winds, the killer combo
dell - Van Duyn got much of his material from Orrin Heller.
Lazy Guy - Did the house hunting work out OK in the end sub?
sub - yes, i finally found a place just before i went to do some consulting in St Louis, so i paid for 6 weeks rent that i didn't use the place
Lazy Guy - So you've been back in St L all this time?!
dell - In 1963 it was a revolutionary sight to see a woman flexing a well-developed biceps!
sub - i found this in a web search, dell: http://freya.thevalkyrie.com/~lasse/old/csterk.txt
sub - i was in STL from the last week of Oct to the first week in Dec
dell - Caryl Sterk, also known as Paula Mollerup, was Van Duyn's wife
Lazy Guy - Next time I riffle my comics, you should send me your new address
sub - will do, SG
Lazy Guy - Is contracting as rife in the US as at is in the UK?
dell - Van Duyn published photos of her as a 16-year old and she was big, strong, and precocious--and all natural.
Lazy Guy - I think over half the IT posts in the UK are now filled by contractors, earning 2 - 3 times the rate of a 'regular' employee
dell - I'll have to check out the old photos of her, sub. thanks for the info.
Lazy Guy - You gotta love precocious!
sub - it is probably not as common in the US, SG. i don't think there is as much overhead on a regular employee here as there
Lazy Guy - I guess we get extra taxes, and a lot more rights
dell - In fact I'm going to check it out now! Later guys.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, dell, come back soon.
dell - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 10:04am)
Lazy Guy - 'later dell
sub - cya dell
Lazy Guy - You didn't retreat from Florida for a family christmas then sub?
sub - no, i had just barely gotten back here in time for xmas
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my fate is sealed 10:06am
Tex - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 10:07am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Tex, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Make room, make room, it's the Big Man from Texas.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, dell, come back soon.
dell - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 10:07am)
Lazy Guy - wb Tex
sub - hi Tex
Tex - Yo guys...
Clepsydra - sub, you have a new Private message from Lazy Guy
Lazy Guy - So what can we do to entertain you this fine Texan morning?
Clepsydra - Lazy Guy, you have a new Private message from sub
Tex - Entertain me?
Clepsydra - sub, you have a new Private message from Lazy Guy
Tex - I'm enthralled with off-season gymnasts at the moment...
Lazy Guy - Yes Tex, I'm lurking here on line, at your service, all we need is a topic of discourse
Tex - Talk on guys...I'll be back...
sub - well, he gave us a topic...i just don't know much about off-season gymnasts
Lazy Guy - Thanks sub, got it that time
Lazy Guy - I'm not too hot on gymnasts in general
Lazy Guy - Never was too sure on a sport where you are over the hill at 16
Clepsydra - Lazy Guy, you have a new Private message from sub
Clepsydra - Lazy Guy, you have a new Private message from sub
Clepsydra - sub, you have a new Private message from Lazy Guy
Tex - http://norn01.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/065/pillow04.jpg
Clepsydra - Lazy Guy, you have a new Private message from sub
Tex - I'm into Pillow now...
Lazy Guy - OK folks, I think I've left breakfast long enough. Catch y'all again tonight
Clepsydra - Clepsydra, you have a new Private message from sub
sub - cya SG
Lazy Guy - Pillow?
Lazy Guy - Sorry, breakfast calls. 'later
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Lazy Guy, come back soon.
Lazy Guy - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 10:17am)
sub - i gotta go too, Tex. talk to you another time. take care
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Tex, come back soon.
Tex - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 10:18am)
Clepsydra - Off to check out a few more biceps?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sub, come back soon.
sub - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 10:18am)
Clepsydra - The subdolous insubstantial sub is now subduced.
Soc - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 10:22am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Soc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Soc - clinton
Soc - joke
Soc - time
Soc - monica
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Soc, come back soon.
Soc - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 10:46am)
Pooh Bear - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 10:52am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Pooh Bear, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Pooh Bear - Hello Clep
Pooh Bear - Are we alone clep?
Pooh Bear - /DOGPILE
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Pooh Bear, come back soon.
Pooh Bear - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 10:56am)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:21am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - There's a puff of red smoke, and a Valkyrie appears. Cough splutter cough cough.
Diana the Valkyrie - New PM system installed!
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:24am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - There's a puff of red smoke, and a Valkyrie appears. Cough splutter cough cough.
Richard - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:28am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Richard, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Richard - greetings Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:29am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - There's a puff of red smoke, and a Valkyrie appears. Cough splutter cough cough.
Diana the Valkyrie - hi
Richard - i saw the PM box at the logon. what's it do?
Diana the Valkyrie - The new PM system is installed
Richard - did i pass by the explanation?
Diana the Valkyrie - If you want to be able to send and receive PMs, you check that when you log in
Richard - i see. if u don't check it, u don't get the names of the occupants
Diana the Valkyrie - If you can send but not receive PMs, that's going to be very frustrating!
Diana the Valkyrie - So it's both ways or neither. And if you can't send, you don't need the list to send to.
Richard - i understand that. just checking it out
Richard - want u to know i appreciate all u do to keep this site up
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you.
Richard - just out of curiousity, and i know who that killed, are u going to be checking the box?
Richard - u must get inundated with PM's
Diana the Valkyrie - I can handle it, I can type fast. I once had 18 IMs at once on AOL
Richard - i type pretty fast too, but 18 would clog my screen
Diana the Valkyrie - I usually answer PMs with a public answer anyway, which moves any PMs I get into the public chat, unless it's something that really is private.
Diana the Valkyrie - Most PMs aren't really private, they're things that can equally be said in public.
Diana the Valkyrie - When a new female logs in, she'll get 10 PMs, all asking her bicep size.
Pooh Bear - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:37am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Pooh Bear, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Richard - i try to limit mine. sad huh? lol
Diana the Valkyrie - On AO, I had an IM manager, that made it easier to manage them.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Pooh
Richard - greetings PB
Pooh Bear - Hello Clepsy
Pooh Bear - Hello
Richard - don't use AOL that much. i'm using the AOL instant messenger more
Pooh Bear - Hello
Diana the Valkyrie - I hardly use AOL at all now
Richard - don't have to use the Control Return
Pooh Bear - You guys talkn about Privates
Richard - but my son likes it
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, Pooh, I've just installed the new PM system in this room
Richard - yeah PB and IM's in general
Pooh Bear - What does it do?
Richard - well, it's getting towards my bedtime folks. see u all later
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Richard, come back soon.
Richard - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:42am)
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, Richard
Diana the Valkyrie - It's easier to use, Pooh
Pooh Bear - jabber freaked me out when he told me my real name ebe2112
Diana the Valkyrie - Everyone knows how to do that, did jabber only just now find out?
wb270 - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:45am)
Clepsydra - Hello, wb270, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hey, it's the man with the List
wb270 - hello
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, WB
Pooh Bear - No Apparently I do not , kind of a beginer
Diana the Valkyrie - I've just installed the new PM system
wb270 - so what is the new PM system?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, you click on "View Source", Pooh.
Pooh Bear - Hey wb
Pooh Bear - Hey wb
Diana the Valkyrie - See the "Read PMs" just below the Valkyrie?
wb270x - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:48am)
Clepsydra - Hello, wb270x, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hey, it's the man with the List
Clepsydra - wb270x, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
wb270 - Nickname change, wb270x is now known as wb270
wb270 - I had to reload the page to see it
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:48am)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, MS
Pooh Bear - Diana.... How do you change color text & name without logging off?
wb270 - I guess that works better actually
MadScientist - Hi, I see you decided to go with the PM thing.
Diana the Valkyrie - Also, PMs are sent to you web site name, irrespective of what chatroom name you use; that means you can always read them.
Diana the Valkyrie - /colour blue
Pooh Bear - Hey MS
Diana the Valkyrie - /nick whoever
MadScientist - There's a problem with that. You can't access the list of colors unless you just logging on.
Diana the Valkyrie - You can change colour any time
MadScientist - In other words, you have to remember all the different colors, but I'm a scientist and I haven't committed them all to memory yet.
wb270 - you can give a 24-bit hexadecimal number
Diana the Valkyrie - No, you only have to remember one colour
MadScientist - Which color is that?
Pooh Bear - Do you type this in the chat field Ex /Ebe2112 hit room update?
MadScientist - A 24 bit hexadecimal number? What the hell is that?
MadScientist - Colour changed
MadScientist - Colour changed
Diana the Valkyrie - Pooh, you type /nich newname
Diana the Valkyrie - Oops, nick newname
MadScientist - Diana, I asked for dark green and I got red?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:53am)
wb270 - "#FF0000" that's red
Pooh Bear - /practice
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:53am)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
wb270 - Colour changed
Diana the Valkyrie - pooh, what are you trying to do?
MadScientist - Colour changed
Soc - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:54am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Soc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Pooh Bear - Duhhhh Duhhhhh I am not understanding obviously
Pooh Bear - Duhhhh Duhhhhh I am not understanding obviously
MadScientist - Thanks WB, where can I find a list of all the different colors?
BLU - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 11:55am)
Clepsydra - Hello, BLU, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's Mr Snappy, hiya Snappy
wb270 - "#0000FF" that's blue
Diana the Valkyrie - Pooh, what are you trying to do?
MadScientist - Colour changed
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Blu
BLU - hello all
Soc - wb270 i sent you some email today
MadScientist - Colour changed
Pooh Bear - practice/
Soc - hi BLU
Soc - come on everyone can't be blue (or blu)
MadScientist - Hmmm, interesting. But without a pull down list somewhere, I would be forced to committ them all to memory. No easy task, even for a scientist!
MadScientist - Colour changed
wb270 - 224 possible colors
Pooh Bear - THINK THINK THINK
Diana the Valkyrie - Pooh, if you told me what you were trying to do, I'd tell you how to do it
wb270 - well, red, black, blue, green, brown, yellow aren't all that hard to remember are they?
MadScientist - My god, thats true color, isn't it?
Soc - wb270 i sent you info on Deborah Compton
Tigger - Nickname change, Soc is now known as Tigger
MadScientist - That number comes to over a million colors, which is the estimated limit of resolution of the human eye.
Pooh Bear - Change my name without having to log off
Diana the Valkyrie - /nick Sanders
Diana the Valkyrie - Do that, Pooh
MadScientist - I guess not. But, I still would like a list or a web site somewhere with this kind of information to consult.
wb270 - yes, Soc, I got it and I'm actually adding a bunch of girls this morning, including Deboraah. I've got a kind of backlog because I wasn't around over the hollidays.
Pooh Bear - Hello Tigger
wb270 - Colour changed
Tigger - Hi Pooh
Diana the Valkyrie - MS, if you want to learn HTML, there's lots of places you can get that info.
Sanders - Nickname change, Pooh Bear is now known as Sanders
BLU - President Clinton has Ms Monica L to add to your list WB270, She does some good sessions and uses cheap cigars too
Clepsydra - Kenneth Starr finally found out what the distinguishing characteristic on Bill Clinton's penis was. It was Monica.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hurrah!
yourname - Nickname change, MadScientist is now known as yourname
wb270 - be careful, though, you can mess things up if you don't close things in HTML
Diana the Valkyrie - Worse than that. If you break the chatroom by using HTML, then Clepsy won't let you use HTML any more
Sanders - I did it I did it Your the greatest DV
wb270 - 24 million colors actually
Soc - Nickname change, Tigger is now known as Soc
Sanders - I did it I did it Your the greatest DV
Diana the Valkyrie - No, WB, only 16 million colours
wb270 - I'm not sure just what the resolution of the wye is, but for some reason high end scanners, in fact most scanners, now do 36 bit color
BLU - and millions of colors we can not see with the human eye, (called believe it or not !)
Sanders - -/Pooh Bear
yourname - How bout 1.68 million?
wb270 - yes, you're right Dianna, 16 million
Soc - can you set the colour to infra red or ultra violet
yourname - Diana, you should know that!!!
Sanders - -/Pooh Bear
MadScientist - Nickname change, yourname is now known as MadScientist
Soc - sanders remember to type nick
Sanders - -/pooh
MadScientist - Oh thats right, it is 16 million.
wb270 - but there are only a couple hundred "websafe" colors
BLU - or Black light,such as the black hole in outer space! draws up all the colors and puts them in a little box where no one knows where they are stored
Sanders - Strange..... It is not doing a single dash
Slowdive - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:06pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Slowdive, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
BLU - /pooh
Diana the Valkyrie - The moon is actually only a few miles up in the sky, and shines with green light. It's a common misconception to deduce frmo that, that it's made of Stilton cheese
Slowdive - Hi all
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, SD
BLU - blu /pooh
Sanders - -/POOH
Soc - Hello SDive
Slowdive - Good news folks its not 30 below here today...nope just a blizzard now..much better..LOL
Soc - i have never seen a blizzard - is it fun?
Sanders - -/blu/pooh
BLU - thought it was Blue Cheese,now I have to go back aqnd talk to Nicole! She told me it was \blue Cheese
MadScientist - comment įa va, SD?
Slowdive - tres bien MS
MadScientist - Il fait tellement froid au Canada!!!
Sanders - /blu/pooh
Diana the Valkyrie - Sanders, use /nick Pooh
Slowdive - lots of fun Soc(i hope you get the sarcasme in my voice)
wb270 - a blizzard can be great fun Soc, if your skiing at the time
Soc - Ask Wallace or Gromit - they know
MadScientist - You lucky you still have your telephone line, and presumably other utilities still working.
BLU - / POOH
Slowdive - MS...well I wonder how long it will last
Soc - I missed the sarcasme SD
POOH - Nickname change, BLU is now known as POOH
MadScientist - I can't wait till everybody has underground fiber optics!
wb270 - most of the cold has passed to our north, thankfully, so it mostly rained here
POOH - hahahaha got it first!
Pooh - Nickname change, Sanders is now known as Pooh
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:10pm)
Poop - Nickname change, Slowdive is now known as Poop
Pooh - Thanks Blue
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:11pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MadScientist - Spazed out and accidentally hit the logoff button!
POOH - WB iiit's raining very hard here ,but no snow at all .yet not far from here we have a lot of snow....westchester county
MadScientist - Colour changed
Pooh - /color blue
Soc - spell colour Pooh
MadScientist - thats colour not color
Diana the Valkyrie - You have to spell "colour" correctly
POOH - no problem BROWN
Slowdive - Nickname change, Poop is now known as Slowdive
BLU - Nickname change, POOH is now known as BLU
MadScientist - Colour changed
Pooh - Colour changed
Soc - Colour changed
Pooh - Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
MadScientist - Colour changed
BLU - / colour blue
Pooh - You guys are great
MadScientist - Not all the colors are bold enough to be seen well on the screen.
Slowdive - will you guys quit changing colours..its driving me crazy!
Pooh - Colour changed
BLU - colour Blue
BLU - Colour changed
Pooh - Do you have a gold DV?
MadScientist - I was just trying to see which colors looked good for text.
Empty Pool - Nickname change, BLU is now known as Empty Pool
Soc - BLU, now i can't change back since you have my colour
Pooh - Colour changed
Diana the Valkyrie - SD, I'm getting 150 hits/day from my advert site
Pooh - Now thats Pooh colour
MadScientist - You see? Look how awful orange is!
Empty Pool - ok slowdive no more colours
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:16pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, HardbodyPaul, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra picks up Paul and starts squatting ... 144, 145, 146 ...
Soc - there is hours of endless fun with colours and nicks
Slowdive - STOP
HardbodyPaul - Hiya's!
MadScientist - Hi Paul
Soc - hi Paul, how's the groin?
Slowdive - just 150?..thats surprises me..did you trying changing the link to "next page"?
Soc - Colour changed
HardbodyPaul - Colour changed
Pooh - /background white
Empty Pool - Colour changed
Slowdive - Hiya Paul
HardbodyPaul - Colour changed
HardbodyPaul - Colour changed
Soc - /foreground indigo
Pooh - Colour changed
HardbodyPaul - Diana, you changed the format!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!
HardbodyPaul - Thank you, Thank you, THANK YOU!!!!!
HardbodyPaul - Slowdive, what's up, buddy?
Pooh - Hard to read gold
* Slowdive gonna go crazy with all the color changes
HardbodyPaul - I don't like this color.
Soc - what?
Empty Pool - hi HardworkingGirlsPaul
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm not surprised, SD. If they're looking for porn, that page will disappoint them.
Winsock - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Winsock, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
HardbodyPaul - Colour changed
Slowdive - Well Paul we now have a blizzard down here..but at least its warmer..he-he
HardbodyPaul - Ahhh, there's my color. Hunter GReen!
HardbodyPaul - Hee Hee, Empty Pool!
Winsock - Mornin'
HardbodyPaul - How are ya, Empty Pool?
Slowdive - Stop changing colors for the love of god
Soc - Warm blizzards must be good fun
MadScientist - Pour l'amour de dieu!
Red - Nickname change, Soc is now known as Red
HardbodyPaul - So I hear, Slowdive. Joanne just E-mailed me today. Apparently they got like 18" in Chicago.
Pooh - Hello Winsock Pooh feels much better after napping in the tree with honey
Empty Pool - not too good without the water
HardbodyPaul - Ok, ok, Slowdive. I just had some trouble finding my Hunter Green color. I'll stay.
Winsock - Pooh? Pooh? So *you're* SATAN! Hahahaha
HardbodyPaul - No water, Empty Pool? Bummer. Sorry to hear it.
Slowdive - Yup it sucks Paul..so if I leave without logging off..it means we are in the dark here
Empty Pool - Colour changed
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Pooh. Are you a newbie here?
Red - i don't get it Winsock
Pooh - Thats pretty scary poor pooh
HardbodyPaul - Is there a threat of power outage there, Slowdive?
MadScientist - Arrętez-vous tous de changer les colours!!!
Empty Pool - I have no logoff button does anyone else have the same problem ?
Winsock - Was chatting with SATAN last night
Slowdive - could be Paul..everything keeps flickering
Pooh - Pooh was having a hard time last night
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 12:22pm
HardbodyPaul - I hope it doesn't go out for you, Slowdive.
hardbodyPaul - Nickname change, Empty Pool is now known as hardbodyPaul
HardbodyPaul - Pooh?
Pooh - I feel much better now that I found some more honey
Winsock - yeah, Pooh=SATAN
Red - So why does the Prince of Darkness eat honey in a tree?
HardbodyPaul - Where were you last night in here, Pooh? I don't recall seeing a "Pooh" here.
HardbodyPaul - Hey, you can't be me! I'm me!
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:23pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rhys, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - How goes the daily grind? Have you seen the Light yet?
hardbodyPaul - I am now the little hbP
HardbodyPaul - Hmmmm, I didn't see a SATAN in here last night either.
Winsock - Pooh wasn't, SATAN was
Rhys - Hi, boys, Diana.
Pooh - I was experiencing multiple personality syndrome cuppled with pure anger
HardbodyPaul - Ya can't be. I'm the "little" hardbodyPaul. Don't let the big letter fool ya.
Red - Hi Rhys
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Rhys. Got some ice up there?
Green - Nickname change, Red is now known as Green
Winsock - Hello Rhys
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Rhys
HardbodyPaul - Were you HULK, last night, Pooh?
Winsock - That's confusing, Green :)
hardbodyPaul - thats not honey....it's sap!
Pooh - Howdy from TX Rhys
Rhys - Lots of rain, only, I'm afraid.
Green - Colour changed
HardbodyPaul - Yep, I guess you were, Pooh. HULK was from TX
* Slowdive getting very consused
HardbodyPaul - What? So, you wanted ice, Rhys?
Pooh - Do you know that with me sentence structuring?
Rhys - We though we might have ice, but just rain, rain, rain, and wind for variety
BIGHBP - Nickname change, hardbodyPaul is now known as BIGHBP
Rhys - Hey, I'm hold up inside; I don't care.
Green - will the real HBP please stand up
HardbodyPaul - It's a guess, Pooh. Could be wrong.
HardbodyPaul - Hee hee, that's more like it, BIGHBP!
Winsock - Where is it rain, rain, rain and wind? Sounds like here
Rhys - Temp about 40 Farenheit
* HardbodyPaul thinks about standing up
Burgundy - Nickname change, Green is now known as Burgundy
Pooh - I am HULK but now will stick with pooh
HardbodyPaul - Nah, let 'em guess.
Rhys - Was quite cold yesterday, about -5 F
HardbodyPaul - AHA! I thought so, Pooh.
BIGHBP - and here is rain rain everywhere
Pooh - Where @ Rhys?
Burgundy - So who is Bruce Banner?
Diana the Valkyrie - Winnie-ther-Pooh is more cuddly
Rhys - New Haven, CT, USA
Pooh - I think Bill Bixby the Magician
BIGHBP - / nick HULKAPOOH
HardbodyPaul - This will be such a better format for Sheila's chat tomorrow night. I hope to God that she doesn't check that little box. No offense, guys.
Burgundy - Pooh were you also "A HARDMAN"?
Winsock - David Banner
Pooh - Thats pretty cool name
Ferrigno - Nickname change, BIGHBP is now known as Ferrigno
HardbodyPaul - ShyGuy was the good Dr. Bruce Banner, last night.
Diana the Valkyrie - HBP, you could email her and suggest that she doesn't
Winsock - Oh no, not again
Rhys - If you check the chat box, does that mean you want PMs or do not want PMs?
Burgundy - As I said before Bruce Banner was the comic name and David Banner was the Tv show name
Diana the Valkyrie - Check the box if you want to get PMs
Rhys - I checked it.
Clepsydra - Rhys, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Pooh - No but I am training down to 6% body fat & my Hamstrings have knives sticking in them OW!
Rhys - Okay, I understood it then. Thanx.
Soc - Nickname change, Burgundy is now known as Soc
HardbodyPaul - That thought has occurred to me, Diana. I haven't decided whether or not that is something that I want to do yet. Sheila may enjoy getting all the PM's. I don't know for sure. I think I will just leave it up to her.
Soc - Why are there no PMs?
Winsock - Yes, I think so Burgundy/Soc
HardbodyPaul - It means that you DO NOT want the PM's, Rhys.
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Rhys
Pooh - Is DHL Express really the fastest way to get the DWW& EU vids
Ferrigno - pooh what show are you training for ?
HardbodyPaul - Do you compete in bodybuilding, Pooh?
Rhys - You better talk to D, HBP.
Pooh - Just goin for the Mens Fitness Look Abs still need work
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rhys, come back soon.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:33pm)
Clepsydra - See you ...
Diana the Valkyrie - Soc, you can't send/receive PMs because you didn't check the box when you logged in
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Slowdive, come back soon.
Slowdive - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:33pm)
HardbodyPaul - About what, Rhys?
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:34pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rhys, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - How goes the daily grind? Have you seen the Light yet?
HardbodyPaul - I'm very cut pretty much everywhere, year 'round, Pooh. But, getting those abs to show through completely is always the toughest to get.
Rhys - About PMs.
HardbodyPaul - What should I be asking her, Rhys?
Pooh - Is Daunabe out of Europe reputable vendor?
Ferrigno - have the screen in front of me with a slide that allows me to logoff, but no im,s why is that Diana ?
Soc - i want PMs - brb
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Soc, come back soon.
Soc - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:35pm)
HardbodyPaul - I've never ordered a video from Danube, Pooh. But, I've rented a few of there vids. And they are quite good.
Pooh - HBP do you compete?
Rhys - I see, only those who have checked the box show up as even possible recipients of PMs.
Ferrigno - ok seen the previous message, so I now know the answer to it
Diana the Valkyrie - Ferrigno, if you want to be able to send and receive PMs, you have to chack the box when you log in
Diana the Valkyrie - I think Danube are a good bunch of people.
Soc - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:36pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Soc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
HardbodyPaul - No, Pooh. I've not the natural genetic size to compete in bodybuilding. And really do not have any desire to do so, really. However, I am thinking of entering my first Powerlifting contest sometime soon.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Ferrigno, come back soon.
Ferrigno - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:37pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Right, Rhys. Send and receive is both or neither. You can't send but not receive, it wouldn't make sense.
Rhys - Soc does not want PMs
Rhys - Neither does HBP
Dell - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:37pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Dell, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Soc - Who said i don't
HardbodyPaul - Danube has an armwrestling video of contest footage on their site that I've thought about ordering sometime. But, I'm kinda afraid to since they are in Germany.
Pooh - Good Thats all I needed to know if they were reputable
Sick of PM-game - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:38pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Sick of PM-game, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Soc - The War is long over Paul
Sick of PM-game - Hey
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Dell. Long time, no see.
Winsock - Press "Room update" Rhys
Rhys - Sick does not want PMs as well.
Pooh - Would that be EU # 49 & 50 HBP?
HardbodyPaul - War, Soc? What war?
Rhys - Dear Winsock - did and got nothing.
Winsock - Soc should be there
Soc - There is no need to be afraid of Germany Paul
Dell - good afternoon chatters! Just finished shoveling out cars and walks from under 10" of snow (Michigan) and am ready to take on Nicole Bass!
HardbodyPaul - I have no idea what the number of the video is, Pooh. It's of some contest footage that they filmed over there in Germany.
Rhys - Hah! - Soc.
Rhys - Soc is now.
HardbodyPaul - Oh, I see, Soc. LOL
Diana the Valkyrie - Soc, USians don't like to buy things from outside the US, I've never really understood why
Rhys - So is Sick
Winsock - Will be a slippery match, Dell
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Dell. That snow was a gift from me here in Kansas City. We were supposed to get all of that. But, it missed us, and got your area instead.
Pooh - I am going to order it today the Electronic way will keep you posted on satisfaction
Rhys - It never bothered me
* Sick of PM-game thinks Diana is angry about something
Winsock - They don't? USians, that is
Dell - I just hope this is it for awhile
Soc - Pooh, i think you still have some residual gamma radiation
HardbodyPaul - Well, last time I looked at the Danube site, they had an English version available. So, I may go ahead and purchase the vid now. Before, it was all German. And I couldn't even tell how much they charged for the video. I certainly wasn't going to give my credit card number to them then.
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 12:42pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Pooh, if you write a review of the video, I'll put it on the web site
Pooh - Why are you shoveling when you own a multibillion $$ computer co & own a 30,000sqfoot house mr DELL?
HardbodyPaul - Which one, Pooh? The armwrestling vid, from Danube?
Dell - it's important for my work ethic
Soc - I have three DWW videos - they are good
Rhys - Exercise id good for you, that's why.
HardbodyPaul - Is that true, Dell?
wb270 - Soc, I just posted Deborah Compton
Rhys - Amercians are health consience
Pooh - Yes HBP I should get it in 5 days over the DHL Express
wb270 - Have you wrstled her?
HardbodyPaul - Speaking of that, Rhys, how's the 'ole ticker doin'?
Sick of PM-game - Americans are evil and want to destroy all life.
Dell - I wish, HB Paul
Soc - i think Americans were cheesebuger consious
Rhys - Great. Lugged baggage all over England and did well.
HardbodyPaul - I see, Pooh. I think I'm going to do the same today.
Rhys - No, just some life. We're pick - selective.
HardbodyPaul - Pooh, you'll be intrigued by this.....
Winsock - Why all the trolls?
Dell - Dell is short for Dellwood, about the only nickname ever bestowed upon me in all my years
wb270 - Naw, Sick, it's just the ones in Iowa who are evil
Pooh - Where would I do that DV? write up on #49 & 50?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yum cheeseburgers
Soc - wb270, this week
Diana the Valkyrie - Write it up and email it to me, just your honest opinions on the tapes, plus how to buy them.
Rhys - Actually, I've learned to like baguettes
HardbodyPaul - I met this incredible woman at my gym a few weeks ago. She was there again yesterday. She is looking to compete in a fitness America contest one day. She has the leanest body I have ever seen in my gym. With a fair amount of muscle!
wb270 - If you send me a review it will provide a little more material for her listing, although with her website she may not need it.
Pooh - Dell you do not wish that... Michael Dell is so rich he has armed guards around at all times as if he Were the President of US
Clepsydra - Why can't Monica become a spy? Because she spits everything out when the debriefing's done.
Soc - i have the DWW two school aw (and lw) tapes and teen boxing tape
Rhys - HBP - still on the prowl for the perfect body (love)
* Winsock likes bagpipes
HardbodyPaul - This girl weighs 117 lbs., and told me that she can get 5 good reps on squats with 225 lbs.! Is that not incredible?
HardbodyPaul - As always, Rhys!
HardbodyPaul - This one's already married though.
Rhys - The good one are always
Sick of PM-game - Paul, I squat twice my weight. Are you impressed?
Pooh - Talkn about paranoia, but I understand why he does it I would if I had 3 beautiful kids & a babe of a wife
Clepsydra - wb270, you have a new Private message from Soc
HardbodyPaul - Soc, is that the tape where Danube held an armwrestling contest with high school girls only?
Rhys - Gotta go.
HardbodyPaul - Sure, Sick! That fantastic!
Winsock - cya Rhys
Soc - Pooh please adjust your colour
Rhys - Bye.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rhys, come back soon.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:48pm)
Clepsydra - See you ...
HardbodyPaul - See ya, Rhys
Soc - bye bye rhys
Sick of PM-game - Wanna go out with me, Paul? I am a bb.
wb270 - I gotta go get something to eat. Catch you all later.
Winsock - Must be honey colour
Clepsydra - Cheerio, wb270, come back soon.
wb270 - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:49pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, 270
HardbodyPaul - Bye, Wb
Rhys - See ya
Dell - I'll know now that if I ever become rich I'll be sure to keep a low profile
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rhys, come back soon.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:49pm)
Clepsydra - See you ...
Soc - The first DDW aw tape is boys and girls 10-13 aw and legwrestling
Pooh - EU # 49 is with girls 14-21 EU # 50 is with Fitness babes & raquetball champs in Germany
HardbodyPaul - Ummmm....I'm guessing you are not a FEMALE bodybuilder though, Sick.
Sick of PM-game - Bye.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Sick of PM-game, come back soon.
Sick of PM-game - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:50pm)
HardbodyPaul - Are both tapes with these girls and ladies all armwrestling, Pooh?
Soc - the second is girls 15-18 aw and lw then the winners vs the winners of the first tape then against a teacher
Rhys - I think he was jankin' ya, HBP
HardbodyPaul - Guess I was right.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, WP
Rhys - yanking, rather.
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, Rhys! Somebody is always tugging on my leg.
Rhys - heh heh
Pooh - Thats a bit too pedo for my taste SOC
Winsock - Not sure about SickofPM, HBP, sometimes male, sometimes female
HardbodyPaul - Is the teacher female in that, Soc?
HardbodyPaul - I'm guessing that was WP
Diana the Valkyrie - Good guess, HBP
Soc - yes the teacher is the female gym teacher
Rhys - I should bother to look at the frame source
Winsock - right
HardbodyPaul - Ya get to know the kinds of things people say after chatting with them for some time, Diana.
Soc - the tapes i was talking about were eu20 and 21 i think
Rhys - WP, I should have known
HardbodyPaul - Hmmmm, and which one is that again, Soc? I might be interested in that one.
HardbodyPaul - Oh, got it, Soc. Thanx.
Soc - EU20 is the younger girls (with boys). EU27 is mixed boxing
Rhys - It's raining like a mad fuck here - wow!
HardbodyPaul - I actually enjoy seeing amateur women armwrestling, much more than the professional armwrestlers. The pros seem to use more technique rather than plain 'ole strength.
Pooh - Winsock is that Celeb that e-mailed you going to be here today?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rhys, come back soon.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:54pm)
Clepsydra - See you ...
HardbodyPaul - Better than snow, Rhys.
Winsock - I don't know, I haven't written back
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rhys, come back soon.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:55pm)
Clepsydra - See you ...
Pooh - Ditto HBP
Soc - I won't give away the ending Paul, but a 10 year old beats a much larger 12 year old boy in one match
HardbodyPaul - And I know that if Danube would make a strictly L&C video with the girls that they use, the L&C guys would buy it up in the thousands.
Soc - that was 10 year girl
Winsock - It's nice she decided to visit, though
Pooh - Does BIG Karla ever stop by?
HardbodyPaul - Unlike most members here, Soc, I really don't find as much interest in the mixed armwrestling tapes.
HardbodyPaul - More f vs. f
Diana the Valkyrie - I've never seen Karla online
Soc - well go for UE21
HardbodyPaul - I don't think I've ever seen Karla in here, Pooh.
Winsock - Trouble with announcing stuff like that, I'd think, would be so many people show up that no one can talk
Pooh - Ditto HBP its more realistic Huh?
HardbodyPaul - That's what I'm thinking, Soc. Matter of fact, I think I'm going to go look into that right now.
HardbodyPaul - Yep, Pooh.
HardbodyPaul - See ya's later.
Pooh - I'm sure if you saw her you could really see her, B I G girl.!!!!
HardbodyPaul - And, Diana, thanx again!
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, HBP
Clepsydra - Cheerio, HardbodyPaul, come back soon.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:58pm)
Clepsydra - Keep on bubbling.
Dell - bye, HBP
Clepsydra - Cheerio, HardbodyPaul, come back soon.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 12:58pm)
Clepsydra - Keep on bubbling.
Winsock - Bye HBP
Pooh - SEE ya HBP
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, Winsock, not that many people show up for chatting to the celebrities
Soc - in EU21 there is one drop-dead gorgeous girl who easily gets one of the best girls partly down then just gives up - obviously didn't want to lose her girly image
Winsock - That's surprising, wonder why?
Diana the Valkyrie - I've often wondered why
Pooh - You guys want me to get on the horn & call some BB to chat?
Soc - who is this celebrity?
Soc - go for it Pooh
Uploader - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:01pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Uploader, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Soc - does anyone know HBP's email address?
Winsock - I was talking about Christine Envall
Dell - do ANY fbbs (other than the regulars you have listed) ever come by to chat, Diana?
Dell - any celeb fbbs, of course
Winsock - Let me find her email
Uploader - Ok, DV ... the ONE freakin' time I want to send a PM and it's evidently been changed
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 1:02pm
Soc - I just told Christine E. to come on next Saturday night at 12
Winsock - yeah, she's only got internet access on sat and sun
Pooh - I'll look into it Got to go now, piglet is flying away with the kite I built him. Bye Yall from TX
Diana the Valkyrie - Uploader, you have to check the check box when you log in if you want to send/receive PMs
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Pooh, come back soon.
Pooh - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:03pm)
Soc - cenvall@mira.net.au or something like that
Dell - bye, Pooh. Give my regards to my namesake.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, Dell, we get surprise visits sometimes
Uploader - didn't notice one ... will leave and come in again. Thanks
Winsock - 12 what time zone?
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 1:04pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Uploader, come back soon.
Uploader - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:04pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, Uploader
Winsock - EST?
Giles UK - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:04pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Giles UK, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Soc - Clepsy zone
Winsock - ok
Uploader - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:04pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Uploader, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Giles UK - Hi From Giles and Thea
Soc - 3-5pm Sunday for her
Diana the Valkyrie - Clepsy is EST
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi Giles, Hi Thea
Winsock - Hiya Uploader and UK
Soc - Hi G&T
Giles UK - anyone here?
* Winsock is not here
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm here, Giles
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Uploader
Winsock - not all here, anyhow
Diana the Valkyrie - Here's a good example, this is Thea bennington
Soc - Winsock is over there in the corner
Dell - gonna log off for now--see you all later
Winsock - Seeya Dell
Soc - Bye dell
Giles UK - We are doing another great video on Monday, we had a great match yesterday, but never filmed it, Thera nearly killed me with headscissors and smothers,
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Dell, come back soon.
Dell - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:07pm)
Uploader - Ok, DV ... I have several pics --excellent ones, I think -- of Miss Mara to send to you. Can you gimme a quick lesson in what to do? I also don't want any "credit" to go with the pics, ok?
Diana the Valkyrie - Uploader, if you look at the "frame source" that tells you the web site name of the posters
Soc - Thea can are you available to chat
Winsock - Pleasure to see Thea
Giles UK - I have never been beaten soooo badly by a woman, her legs are just too strong for my poor neck
Giles UK - Thea is available to chat, ask away.
Clepsydra - Uploader, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Uploader - Don't get ya' ... what frame source?
Winsock - I've never had the urge to stick my head in a vice, but oh well
Diana the Valkyrie - Read the PM I just sent you, uploader
Soc - Thea is that story about an 8 year old squashing a 16 year old boy fact or fiction?
Soc - i meant an 8 year old you
Giles UK - And she can lift me at 200lbs
Uploader - I'm not seeing it. I keep hitting room update, but no PM
Clepsydra - Uploader, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
Diana the Valkyrie - Hit "Read PMs", just under the Valkyrie
Clepsydra - Soc, you have a new Private message from Soc
Uploader - jeez, sorry
Giles UK - the story is more fact than I can print.
Diana the Valkyrie - This is the new PM system I just put it in.
Soc - what does that mean?
Diana the Valkyrie - There's a lot of pics of Thea on the web site, plus some great video
Giles UK - Thea will be on here at 10pm tonight, she has a match now, and another at 8-30, so she has to go soon,
Soc - does that mean the story was inspired by fact
Uploader - ok, I'll email them and hope people don't want to bother finding the source
Winsock - I never realised that Thea is from the UK
Diana the Valkyrie - She isn't, Winsock, she's just visiting here
Winsock - Ah, ok DV
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, thanks Upl
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Uploader, come back soon.
Uploader - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:13pm)
Soc - does anyone know HBP's email address?
Giles UK - mondays vid will be headscissors and lifts, due to popular demand, anything else?, dont say knockouts, my head cannot take too many after yestedays session
Winsock - You know, there's a way to make a profile on this site but hardly anyone seems to use it
Winsock - Lol Giles
Soc - my time has come - good night all
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my future it is revealed 1:15pm
Giles UK - SOC; yes, but the names were changed to protect the innocent.
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, Soc
Winsock - Good night, soc
Diana the Valkyrie - Armwrestling is good, Giles
Soc - but it was Thea then Giles
Winsock - Giles is typing I think
Giles UK - any more Qs for Thea?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Soc, come back soon.
Soc - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:17pm)
Winsock - I'll check back when she's on later
Winsock - I really don't have any particular questions
Diana the Valkyrie - Also, Thea posing in various outfits would be good.
Winsock - Only how she's enjoying England
Diana the Valkyrie - And how do you like being trampled on, Giles?
Winsock - Heh, yes
Giles UK - Diana; message rec, will chat later,
Winsock - Evidently Thea enjoys doing the trampling?
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Giles.
Giles UK - she has size 10 feet...... dont let me get too punished..
Diana the Valkyrie - Let's hear some howls of pain ....
Winsock - Are you used to this sort of thing?
Diana the Valkyrie - Giles is a victim of circumstance, WS
Giles UK - Diana, let me know the theme totally for the video, Thea will enjoy doing it
Winsock - Is there a plot to this video?
Giles UK - I have bought a couple of microphones, so the sound should be better
Diana the Valkyrie - "The Seven Punishments of Giles"
Winsock - Lol
Diana the Valkyrie - "Giles forgets to return his library book on time. So the Librarian pays him a visit ..."
Winsock - That could work
Mike B - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Mike B, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Giles UK - the plot is I get beaten up :)
Mike B - Hi all
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Mike
Winsock - Hello Mr. B
Mike B - Hi DV ... that little chore is done
Mike B - Hi Winsock
Mike B - Question ... who was the "Thea" being mentioned earlier?
Diana the Valkyrie - Bennington
Winsock - Ms. Bennington
Diana the Valkyrie - Thanks, Mike.
Mike B - Aha ... Giles, you there?
Diana the Valkyrie - She's currently visiting England
Giles UK - can we make that 13?
Mike B - I see you are ... tell Ms Bennington Mike Bogen says, "hi," ok?
Winsock - The more the merrier but probably not for you Giles
Diana the Valkyrie - 13? Then you'll have to get into spanking.
Giles UK - we tined a headscissor hold, I passed out in 3 secs, the fastest ever I have done, my head was spinning for 5 hrs after our session.
Tex666 - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:27pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Tex666, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Make room, make room, it's the Big Man from Texas.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tex
Winsock - Hello Tex
Tex - Nickname change, Tex666 is now known as Tex
Diana the Valkyrie - 3 seconds? You're getting faster, Giles
Tex - Gentlemen and Valkyrie...
Mike B - Hi Tex
CaptainCorc - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:28pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, CaptainCorc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Amidst a skirl of bagpipes, the Captain reels in
Winsock - Like I say, I've never had the urge to stick my head in a vice
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, CC
Giles UK - Thea has gone downstairs now for a seesion with a client, so I can dish the dirt,,, but she wants to read all the messages later, so maybe not...
CaptainCorc - Hellooooo Diana et al.
Tex - GilesUK...is there a GilesUSA?...can you tell Thea I wish she'd come back to Texas...
Mike B - Hi Capt.
Diana the Valkyrie - It's all in the logs, GUK
Tex - Mi Capitan!!!!!
Winsock - Lol Giles
CaptainCorc - Hi Mike and Tex. How are you lads?
Winsock - How's it going, Capt?
* Tex is naked at the moment..
Mike B - Lad? Gee I haven't been a lad for decades ... THANK YOU, Capt.!!
Mike B - Thanks for sharing, Tex
Giles UK - nothing wrong with a vice, otherwise you are on the wrong site lol
CaptainCorc - Quite good, buggy DLL. How are things with you?
Tex - Sorry, guess I've got the WPs...
Winsock - Yeah, that's just a wee bit too much info, Tex
CaptainCorc - You're welcome Mike.
Winsock - Moderately okay, Capt, long weekend
Mike B - I'm disappointed in you guys ... I figured it would only take seconds for someone to tell me I'd left the "i" out when I said I haven't been a "lad" for decades
Slow-on-the-uptake Tex - Nickname change, Tex is now known as Slow-on-the-uptake Tex
Winsock - LOL Mike
Giles UK - byee for now.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, GUK
Slow-on-the-uptake Tex - Adios, Giles...
Winsock - Cya Giles, and put some ice on it
Slow-on-the-uptake Tex - Captain, hows da love life?
Tex - Nickname change, Slow-on-the-uptake Tex is now known as Tex
CaptainCorc - Extraordinary, Tex. I never would have thought it was possible.
Diana the Valkyrie - The Miracle of the Rod and Staff?
CaptainCorc - Exactly, Diana.
Winsock - ROFLMAO
CaptainCorc - Sarai herself couldn't have been more astonished.
Mike B - Wow! TVLand is showing an old "Gunsmoke" with Hill Street Blues veterans Daniel J. Travanti and Charles Haid, about 25 years before Hill Street was on ... tres cool
Tex - Three cheers for the Captain!
Winsock - Yeah Mike, you can catch stuff like that sometimes
Diana the Valkyrie - I always knew you had it in you.
CaptainCorc - Thank you for that G&S style recognition, Tex. Very appropriate.
* Tex wonders if MikeB's watchin' a bit too much boob toob...lol
* CaptainCorc humbly thanks Diana the Valkyrie for her confidence.
* Tex salutes the Captain...
Winsock - You're a sportswriter, that right Mike?
Mike B - Prolly, Tex. I have a tv next to my puter ... was doing some vidcapping
CaptainCorc - How about yourself, Tex? Still good?
* Diana the Valkyrie sings a chorus of "Queen's Navee"
Mike B - Yes, Winsock, I am a sportswriter until the moment I hit the lottery
* CaptainCorc joins in with Diana on the low parts.
Tex - I'll see Athena later this afternoon...
Winsock - Just wondering if you'd be covering the impeachment thing ... Is impeaching the President considered a sport?
Clepsydra - There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon. It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory.
CaptainCorc - Good Tex, very good.
Diana the Valkyrie - CC just won the lottery. His number came up!
Mike B - Funny, I saw Athena about 4 a.m. ... of course, I was sleeping at the time and she wasn't aware she was being seen
Clepsydra - Time is on my side.... 1:40pm
* CaptainCorc beams happily at Diana the Valkyrie.
Mike B - God no, Winsock. Can you imagine being involved in covering that? What a pain in the butt
Winsock - Heh, no kidding, Mike, what a zoo
Mike B - Until the stupid league folded, I was covering the NE Blizzard of the ABL ... too bad I'm not a tall-woman fetishist
Tex - Goddess' need very little sleep, Mike...
* Diana the Valkyrie tries to imagine what goes on in a Stupid League
Winsock - Getting to be a popular sport though
Winsock - Want me to send you an application DV?
CaptainCorc - Maybe ad hominem debates?
Tex - Kinda like Twit of the Year, Diana...
* Mike B avoids taking the opportunity to dump on British Soccer
Winsock - Sounds like congress, Capt
Tex - ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz...somebody must have mentioned soccer...
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, the "Wake the neighbour up" event, the matchbox jump ....
doctor - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 1:45pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, doctor, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
CaptainCorc - It does, doesn't it, Winsock?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, doctor
Mike B - Tex, soccer's interesting. Why, just last Tuesday someone scored a goal!
doctor - diana, question for you, who is christina prinn
Tex - the doctor is in?
Winsock - I think it's getting worse and worse, Cpt
Mike B - Hi doctor
doctor - i just saw her name mentioned withh renee toney
Diana the Valkyrie - There's a Gallery of her on the Web site, doctor
Tex - If you're a Simpsons fan, they recently ragged soccer...
Winsock - nee christina dutkowski I think
doctor - hi guys and gals
CaptainCorc - I'm not paying any attention to it, Winsock, but I'm sure you're right.
doctor - under what name diana?
Tex - Is dat JF?
Winsock - She's either in Vancouver or coming to Vancouver
doctor - under christina dutkowski or christina prinn?
Winsock - Is my understanding
Diana the Valkyrie - Under the name "Christina Prinn"
doctor - does she wrestle???
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't think she does, but I've heard Renee Toney does.
Mike B - You do NOT want to wrestle Dutkowski, doctor ... take my word for it
Winsock - Man, she'd kill you
doctor - well so would renne toney but who cares
Mike B - Dutkowski worked as a pro wrestler in Japan for years ... I saw her totally destroy a guy in a Premier Productions video several years ago. We're talking MAJOR pain
Winsock - well go for it then, my friend, and may you rest in peace
* Diana the Valkyrie offers the doctor an aspirin
doctor - you're kidding, how about her strength vs renne toney??
Mike B - Better you should offer him traction, DV
Winsock - well it might be interesting to match those two up
doctor - diana it sounds like i may need more than that
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll get him some chichen soup afterwards.
Mike B - doctor, wrestle Dutkowski and you can do a review of the match for DV's website -- when you get out of the hospital
Winsock - Christina is a powerlifter
doctor - thank you diana thats very kind. i'm increasing my membership dues
Winsock - and she lifts heavy heavy duty
Mike B - I expect Dutkowski would kill Toney ... just as strong and also knows how to wrestle
doctor - but how is her strength vs renee toney??
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe I should offer a Chicken Soup grade of membership.
Winsock - I'd put my money on Dutkowski for sure
Diana the Valkyrie - I could send cubes through the post, just add water ...
CaptainCorc - Chicken soup? How much would that cost?
doctor - how much will you charge diana, it might be worth it
Winsock - 19" biceps on that gal
doctor - i've been offered to wrestle toney, what should i do?
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll find out the cost of chicken soup in ton deliveries
Mike B - Tell ya one thing ... ain't neither of 'em gonna be Miss America
* Tex doesn't believe in 19" biceps...
Diana the Valkyrie - Run and hide
Winsock - Don't ask me, doc
doctor - does'nt toney have 19' guns also?
Mike B - Upgrade your insurance, doctor
CaptainCorc - I was wondering if you could concentrate all that curative and restorative power into cube form.
Diana the Valkyrie - Why, are they married?
Winsock - Dutkowski is phenomenal, Tex, really
doctor - diana, this is serious give me some advice
* Mike B agrees with Tex on this one
Winsock - Well Toney sure won't, Mike
Mike B - don't do it, DV ... you could be an accessory before the fact ... could face jail time if she maims him
Clepsydra - Time is on my side.... 1:56pm
Winsock - I could dig out an email on Dutkowski's lifts, they're extraordinary
Winsock - LOL Mike
doctor - i would love to know what she lifts thanks winsock
Winsock - I think it was an email from lasse
Diana the Valkyrie - Consult a good doctor first.
Winsock - I'll check
doctor - does'nt renee toney have 19' in biceps also. i heard she can lift a house
Mike B - Just a condo, doctor
Diana the Valkyrie - No, doctor, that's a "horse"
doctor - i weigh 190 and was told she can do overhead presses with me for reps
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, it was just a pony, really
doctor - winsock what do you think??
Diana the Valkyrie - Couldn't have weighed much more than half a ton
Mike B - But wasn't it a one-handed lift?
Diana the Valkyrie - 3/4 tops
doctor - one hand under the groin and up you go
Diana the Valkyrie - Sure, but it was her *right* hand
Winsock - Diana can I cut and paste here?
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 2:01pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, HardbodyPaul, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra picks up Paul and starts squatting ... 144, 145, 146 ...
doctor - i heard she eats an apple in the other
HardbodyPaul - Ummmm....we talkin' about lifts?
* HardbodyPaul perks up!
Diana the Valkyrie - If you're asking if you *may*, the answer is yes
Mike B - Hi Paul
CaptainCorc - Hi, Paul.
doctor - so hard body what do you think of renee toney ??
HardbodyPaul - Has giles and Thea filmed their video yet?
Tex - HBP!!!!
Euro - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 2:02pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Euro, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Winsock - "Christina is unofficially known as the world's strongest woman.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Euro
HardbodyPaul - She scares the hell outta me, doctor. But, I admire her hard work.
Mike B - Whereas Toney is unofficially known as the world's strongest man
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Euro
CaptainCorc - Hello, Euro.
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Mike
Mike B - Hi Euro
doctor - thats not bad, i thought that honor went to cynthia morrison??
Winsock - I can't get it to work DV
Tex - LOL, Mike...I like the beeg gals...but Ms/Mr Toney don't do it for me...
HardbodyPaul - Mmmmm, I love Cynthia Morrison
Tex - Yo, Euro!
Winsock - She has benched 425 lbs without a bench shirt (powerlifting worldrecord is
Euro - Yes, Christina Dutkowsky Prinn is the 2.strongest woman in the world
Winsock - 402.25 lbs). Her biceps are unbelievably strong. She has biceps
Diana the Valkyrie - Winsock, if you're asking me to teach you how to use Windows, the answer is "no"
HardbodyPaul - A girl who loves to lift 200 lb. rocks is my kinda girl!
Mike B - Tex, I can only think of 3-4 who I didn't find attractive --even if ugly -- but Toney heads the list
Tex - I'm wit ya, Mr. B...
doctor - so guys what do i do, take take toney, morrison, or dutkowski???
Euro - Renee toney isn't a strong man but only a GREAT BIG BIG INCREDIBLE woman
Mike B - Personally, doctor, I'd take a nap
Winsock - No, DV, the problem is that it cuts off at every LF/CR
HardbodyPaul - You mean you have a choice of one of the three, doctor?
Winsock - preacher curled 225 lbs for 6 reps. She is 5'7" andd has weighed up to
* Diana the Valkyrie thinks about how to edit out CRLFs
doctor - yup hpb and i dont know what to do??
Winsock - 220 lbs (she has even planned to enter a bb contest at 190 lbs).
Tex - I say Morrison, doc...she's by far the prettiest...
Winsock - Her biceps were at her peak 19" and legs 32". She had a lengthy layoff
Winsock - from strength training but now she is making a comeback and plans to lift
Tex - Relatively speaking...
Euro - Lasse says that Toney and Christina biceps are 19' = cm.47,5 (in...euro)
Winsock - next year some truly huge poundages (close to 500 lbs bench and a 315 lbs
Winsock - biceps curl etc.).
doctor - so theyre both equal in biceps how about strength??
Winsock - biceps curl etc.)." That's enough of that.
doctor - how about if i take all three at once
Winsock - Are you a masochist doctor??
Euro - Prinn Vs Toney (about strength) = 10:7
* Diana the Valkyrie offers the doctor a body bag
doctor - cynthia morrison seems to have very small biceps!!
Winsock - I'd go with that, Euro
HardbodyPaul - Cynthia is probably not quite as strong as the other two, doctor
doctor - not much meat !!
doctor - morrison does look cute though, does she wrestle??
Euro - Cinthia 1/5 of christina !
doctor - is christina that powerful????
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Cynthia is more into tossing the caber
Winsock - Would you be interested in purchasing a combine, doctor?
Mike B - This is turning out to be the first session in history that requires a caucus
Euro - Yes, as 3 average men
* CaptainCorc grabs pipes to accompany caber toss.
Tex - Mike, would you like to make that in the form of a motion?
Winsock - LOL Cpt
HardbodyPaul - Are you looking specifically for wrestling, doctor?
doctor - i'm looking for lifts by superhuman women hpb
Mike B - I'm waiting for the relative-strength position paper to be issued and approved in committee, Tex
Winsock - Confucious say: Man who fall into lens grinding machine make spectacle of himself
doctor - also incredible biceps
HardbodyPaul - Ahhh, LIFTS. Now yer talkin'!
CaptainCorc - You sure that wasn't Lao Tzi, Winsock?
doctor - hpb who do you suggest??
Tex - Biceps...now yer talkin!
HardbodyPaul - Any of those women would please you in that arena, doctor. But, I don't know that any of them do sessions of that nature, do they?
Mike B - Talkin', now yer talkin' !
Tex - HardPaulBody?
Winsock - Hahaha Cpt, would fit
Euro - Night to All and Confucious
Winsock - Night Euro
HardbodyPaul - Will this be your first ever session, doctor?
CaptainCorc - Goodnight, Euro.
doctor - can they lift 200lb men??
HardbodyPaul - Yes, Tex
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Euro, come back soon.
Euro - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 2:15pm)
Tex - Buenas noches, Euro.......
doctor - no i've done a few
Mike B - Remember what H. Clinton said, "It takes a village to raise a child, and a discussion group to have a session."
Clepsydra - Did you hear that when this scandal is over that Monica plans to sell her story? She said she will tell it Blow by Blow.
HardbodyPaul - I know of some that could, yes, doctor. Depending on the lifts you desire, of course.
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Mike
doctor - whom do you suggest hpb
* Winsock wonders why anyone would wish to be tied up like a pretzel
HardbodyPaul - What kinds of lifts were you seeking to be lifted by, doctor?
doctor - overhead preferably
doctor - under the arms
HardbodyPaul - Do you like to be lifted for repititions, doctor? Or just lifted, and then carried around for a bit?
doctor - i'll even pay you a commisiion hpb
Mike B - Because it's less painful than being flattened like a Triscut, Winsock
doctor - repititions
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm....you need a major Amazon for those two lifts, if you weigh 200 lbs., doctor. Th-resa comes to mind.
* Diana the Valkyrie wonders what happened to Doughdee Marie
doctor - i heard theresa is pretty weak now shes not taking anything
Winsock - That's assuming there are only two choices, Mike
Mike B - TIME OUT!!! I'm spending my Sunday in deep discussion of this guy's session, and he offers a commission to ONLY HBP???
HardbodyPaul - Kasie and Sheila are both very good at lifts. And could handle your weight for reps with many lifts. But, probably not the two you just mentioned, doctor.
doctor - doughdee marie became a drug addict
doctor - sorry mike youre included too
Winsock - what's the source of that info?
HardbodyPaul - Th-resa used to be very strong, doctor. She was when Tom saw her. And that was after she had lost quite a bit of muscle.
doctor - bill wick her friend
Winsock - ic
HardbodyPaul - I think Christine Marshall could also do some heavy lifting. And she's very experienced with human lifts.
doctor - christine is to small, i need a major amazon
Mike B - doctor, here's what to do ... have the session with Dutkowski ... then, when you're in the hospital, have Toney come in and smother you with a pillow.
HardbodyPaul - An overhead lift with a 200 lb. man limits your choices considerably, doctor. Jill could do it. But, she's not doing sessions.
Winsock - LOLOL Mike
doctor - mike thats great i like it
Winsock - I know where you can rent a good forklift....
Mike B - If you survive those two, then have Morrison chuck you out the window, like you're a caper
HardbodyPaul - Jill mentioned to me that she could probably do reps with the overhead lift with me.
doctor - where is jill out of??
doctor - mike, i like your style youre o.k.
Diana the Valkyrie - How much are you lookig to spend, doctor?
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Winsock. Ummm...I don't know that that would have quite the same effect for the good doctor.
Winsock - He WILL be a caper by that time
HardbodyPaul - Jill Brown, she lives in Texas.
doctor - where does jill live hpb???
Mike B - DV, cost is irrelevant. He won't be paying insurance premiums after they find out his plan, so he'll save some bucks there
doctor - 300 -400 dollars diana
Winsock - San antonio i think
HardbodyPaul - That's correct, Winsock.
HardbodyPaul - You need Renee Toney, I think, doctor. Question is, does Renee do sessions?
doctor - youre fast hpb you answered my question before i asked it
Diana the Valkyrie - Contact Lisa Houston and Cheryl Harris, specify what you want, and how much you're offering, and get them to come back with a proposal.
HardbodyPaul - I know for a fact that Cynthia does not. And I don't think Christine does either.
Mike B - She's now on Bostic's web site, Paul ... so answer is yes
doctor - renee definately does sessions
HardbodyPaul - You asked it twice, doctor.
HardbodyPaul - Ok, there ya, go, doctor, Mike just answered that question.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, she does, they've been discussing it on the Message Boards (rather unkindly)
Winsock - Toney is on Bostic's site?
doctor - hpb ask jill if shes interested in making some nice money
HardbodyPaul - Go with Renee, doctor. With you weight, and the types of lifts that you require, Renee is the only girl, who does sessions, who can fulfill you quest.
Mike B - I don't know about anyone else, but I'm about ready to beat the crap outta this guy, myself ... (just kidding, doc)
HardbodyPaul - Why are the guys so mean to this poor girl, Diana. They hardly know her.
Diana the Valkyrie - What's your price for that, Mike?
doctor - sorry mike i'll go now !!!
Winsock - LOL Mike, and I'll work for cheap
HardbodyPaul - Somebody already asked Jill just recently on her board, doctor. And her answer was "no".
Mike B - $2.89 with a 0ne-dollar rebate
Mike B - doc ... I'm TEASING
HardbodyPaul - He's playin' with you, doctor. Don't go.
Mike B - don't take offense, please!
Diana the Valkyrie - $1.89? Are you WTD-certified?
george - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 2:28pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, george, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, George
HardbodyPaul - WTD?
Winsock - Hello george
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, george
Mike B - WTD? ok ... I'll bite ... what's WTD?
george - hi all respectfully bows to DV
HardbodyPaul - So, have you decided yet, doctor?
doctor - with all do respect hpb shes going to say no on her board 10 million people see it
* Mike B feels like he just asked Costello, "Who's on first?"
Winsock - wrestling transmitted diseases
Diana the Valkyrie - Wrestling Transmitted Disease
Winsock - it's the real deal
Mike B - LOL
HardbodyPaul - Oh, I see, doctor. So, you're thinking that she didn't really "mean" no?
Diana the Valkyrie - Mike thinks we're kidding
Diana the Valkyrie - Kidding? Moi?
HardbodyPaul - Oh yeah. I remember that pic that wb put up. Scary!
doctor - i'm sure she did for 90% of the people but if the right offer came along .....
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.physsportsmed.com/issues/1997/12dec/dienst.htm
Spiders - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 2:31pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Spiders, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Spiders - Colour changed
Spiders - Hello World
doctor - whats that for diana??
Winsock - Thanks, DV, you got it first
Diana the Valkyrie - It's a link, you click on it. It's all about WTDs
HardbodyPaul - Well, perhaps you're right, doctor. JIll would be the ultimate in a lifting type of session. I'd LOVE to have one with her. But, I certainly wouldn't pressure her. If she told me once, I'd accept her answer, and not ask again.
Mike B - Well that's credible. Mark S. Dworkin, MD, did a session with Cheryl Harris the other day
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Spiders
doctor - i'm a doctor diana i know
HardbodyPaul - No way, Mike!
Diana the Valkyrie - Try a higher $$$ figure, doctor
Spiders - I see the new format is up and running Diana : Ž )
Mike B - Hi Spiders
Winsock - Probably research :)
HardbodyPaul - Spiders eat BUGS! hee hee
doctor - you're right hpb thanks for your insight
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, and it seems to be working OK
Mike B - Yeah, Paul ... he's known as "The Schmoe Surgeon"
doctor - how about $1000 diana??
HardbodyPaul - No problemo, doctor. Hope I helped.
george - yea gods is anything safe to do
Mike B - Doctor, for a grand, I'll hit you with a two-by-four
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know, doctor, all I know is that the more you're willing to pay, the more likely you are to get what you want.
HardbodyPaul - How funny, Mike! Well, sounds like we now have TWO schmoe surgeons. Although, I'm not particularly crazy about that term.
Winsock - This chat room is pretty safe, although I haven't checked for viruses
george - i've just been to a party think of all those people i came in close contact with
doctor - thanks mike but its not the same
Diana the Valkyrie - I thought you charged $2.89, Mike?
Spiders - Well george, I hear rumour even breathing is dangerous in towns these days...
Mike B - Oh sure ... turn me down just cause I'm not an fbb ... sexist pig!
george - i think i had better buy an NBC suit
HardbodyPaul - That's true, money does talk. Just don't push the lovely Jill, doctor. I beg of you. Treat her with respect at all times! I dearly adore that woman.
Mike B - SHHH, DV
Diana the Valkyrie - Apparently, it's been declared safe to each up to *three* British lamb chops now. Previously two was the safe limit.
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Mike. Where'd this witty humor come from? Yer killin' me today.
Diana the Valkyrie - each = eat
Winsock - It's that mad lamb disease, eh?
Mike B - Desparation, Paul ... if I weren't here, I'd be downstairs helping my girlfriend with a "project"
george - well when i was just a boy we ate bread and dripping i'm still alive
HardbodyPaul - Ahh, I see, Mike.
Diana the Valkyrie - And there's talk about allowing beef on the bone back into the shops
Clepsydra rolls 53 for HardbodyPaul
george - at least i think (checks brain) yep
CaptainCorc - Well, shiver my four long bones if it ain't the Bosun. Long time no see. How've you been, spider?
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 2:37pm
Spiders - Busy my Captain, youself?
doctor - gota go guys thanks for all your help hpb and of course mike
Spiders - 'night doctor
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, let us know what you decide, doctor.
Mike B - I'll submit your name to the billing department, doc
Diana the Valkyrie - Dripping? Luxury. You were lucky. We used to dream about dripping
HardbodyPaul - Me too, I'm off for a bit.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, doctor, come back soon.
doctor - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 2:39pm)
HardbodyPaul - See ya's!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, HardbodyPaul, come back soon.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 2:39pm)
Clepsydra - Keep on bubbling.
Spiders - 'night Paul
george - especially the gel underneath
CaptainCorc - The same, Spider. Good to see you again. Whatchya been doing?
Spiders - Was it something I said?
Mike B - OK, can we talk about who I should have a session with, now?
Spiders - What haven't I been doing?!
CaptainCorc - You tell me.
Spiders - karting, training, touring nuclear facilities, hosting germans, buying music, christmas snuck in somewhere...
george - DV one sorry word (cricket) sob sob
Winsock - You like to be lifted high or just to the shoulder, Mike?
Spiders - Oh yes, and a python sketch or two
Diana the Valkyrie - I think Mikes more into drooling
CaptainCorc - My.
george - spam spam spam spam
Mike B - I really prefer to be curled to the waist by a fitness-type midget with Type O blood and a tattoo of a rose on her left shoulder
Spiders - So we're looking for an FBB with an absorbant costume Diana?
Winsock - Well there's two possibilities, I think
CaptainCorc - That'd be Xeno the Curler there, Mike.
george - are holo wrestlers safe?
Winsock - One lives in Utah
Mike B - But is Xeno stronger than the Utah curler?
Winsock - Yeah, that's her, Xeno from Utah
CaptainCorc - Much.
Winsock - They both live in Utah? Must be something in the water there.
CaptainCorc - Lots of pithium pituitate.
Mike B - It's genetics, Winsock ... they have the same father, but 19 different mothers
george - i just prefer to be thrown to the ground and play "guess my weight" game
Winsock - LOL Mike
Winsock - I'm not into polyandry and molyandry myself
Spiders - buying boardgames, watching movies, eating out, playing boardgames, buying comics, sleeping, going to parties...
Mike B - I dunno. Molly Andry is stronger than Polly Andry
george - in stones of course
CaptainCorc - My, my.
Winsock - Well if you have to compare, that's probably true LOL
george - stones = pounds
Spiders - oh, and a little work snuck in there somewhere as well
Winsock - I thought pounds were quid
Mike B - Ok, time for me to take a nap ... see y'all later
Clepsydra - Time is on my side.... 2:47pm
CaptainCorc - Sounds like you could use a vacation Spiders.
Winsock - these Brits are so confusing
Spiders - pounds are where you store lost dogs
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, Mike
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Mike B, come back soon.
Mike B - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 2:47pm)
Spiders - 'later Mike
CaptainCorc - See you, Mike.
Winsock - too late
Spiders - And with a little help from you, I managed to track down a copy of Captain Corelli's Mandolin along the way. Thanks : Ž )
CaptainCorc - You're welcome. Read it yet?
Spiders - I'm about half way through, still trying to figure whether it will be a happy ending, or a tragedy
george - The long and winding road
CaptainCorc - How do you like it so far?
Spiders - I'm guessing at neither and both
CaptainCorc - You'll get no hints from me.
Spiders - I certainly don't regret the puchase!
george - riens pas de riens
CaptainCorc - Glad to hear it. It's always chancey, recommending books.
Spiders - I've sort of heard half of it before on a radio adaption, so some of the best bits I knew already
CaptainCorc - I still need to go Feynmann hunting through the card catalogue. But I'll do it one of these days.
Spiders - But I missed the last hald completely, so it's almost all new from here on in
Spiders - There are a few Feynman biographies now, but the one I would recomend would be Richard's own, 'Surely you're joking Mr Feynman'
CaptainCorc - I'll remember that.
wb270 - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 2:54pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, wb270, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hey, it's the man with the List
CaptainCorc - Hi, wb.
Spiders - Hey there Mr 270
Diana the Valkyrie - hi, wb
Winsock - Hiya wb
wb270 - hello Cap'n, Shy, George,Diana
Spiders - Captain, did you catch the last Star Trek movie?
wb270 - Are you into quantum electrodynamics now Captain?
george - hallo hallo i don't know why you say goodbye i say hallo
CaptainCorc - Well, it's all over my head, wb, but I like to read up on it every now and then. Then again, you might be trapping me right now.
wb270 - where is John and Ringo?
Spiders - There's a Gilbert and Sulivan number in there, from the Pinafore no less, I couldn't help thinking of you!
CaptainCorc - I might not have ever read a thing on quantum elecrodynamics.
CaptainCorc - Which one, Bosun?
george - John is in heaven
Spiders - well QED is way beyond me as well, I don't actually recall seeing the equations for it at any point
wb270 - Isn't that what Feynman more or less did?
Spiders - 'The English Tar'?
Winsock - You realise that if someone does a search on "quantum electrodynamics" they'll end up in these chat archives? What a surprise
Spiders - It's what he got the Nobel prize for wb, he did a whole lot more besides
CaptainCorc - That's a great number...was it part of a thesis or something?
wb270 - or if they search on "herpes glatorium"
Spiders - It's frightening the things that will throw up these archives from past chats winsock!
Winsock - indeed!
george - "throw up" to vomit or spew
Spiders - Personally I find he is more inspiring as a 'creative troublemaker', although as an educator he ranks very highly as well
wb270 - Interesting chap, for some reason I was thumbing through a copy of his autobiography in the downtown Salt Lake city Borders last week
Spiders - Which one wb?
george - hey what we need is a great big melting pot
wb270 - "You've got to be Kidding Mr. Feynman" or something like that. I think that it's out in paper right now.
Spiders - OK, that's the one I recommend. There are a few others now, although I guess autobiography should have given me the clue!
wb270 - I've got one of his books, I forget what it's called. Basically QED without all the math
Winsock - Surely Your Joking, Mr. Feynman
Spiders - If you find the title again let me know, that sounds like my kind of book
Spiders - I think his 'Lectures on Physics' are still mandatory reading for most physics undergrads
george - see you later
Clepsydra - Cheerio, george, come back soon.
george - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 3:04pm)
Spiders - At some point I'm going to have to chase up on my physics again
Winsock - I think the pot melted
Spiders - 'later george
Spiders - I got as far as Newtonian Gravity and Maxwell's EM equations, never saw the models for the weak and strong nuclear forces though
Winsock - back inna bit
Spiders - And I still can't believe they push a nuclear model of the atom in high school without mentioning nuclear forces. If you teach something that is clearly flawed, how much faith should the kids have in what you teach?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Winsock, come back soon.
Winsock - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 3:06pm)
wb270 - inna bit, not inna uit?
Spiders - Someone want to change topic before I chase everyone else out?
CaptainCorc - You're keeping up with what they teach in school, Bosun? I don't have a clue myself.
wb270 - problem is though I don't think that even the "standard model" whatever that is, entirely explains everything either
Diana the Valkyrie - I was hoping you were about to summarise QED in one sentence
Beowulf - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 3:07pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Beowulf, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - And now, direct from Much Binding in the Marsh, it's the legendary Beowulf
CaptainCorc - You've already chased out the ones subject to chasing. It's too late now.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Beowulf
CaptainCorc - Hi, Beowulf.
Beowulf - Hi folks
wb270 - I always hated van der wall's (how do you spell it?) forces myself
Spiders - It doesn't take much to see an nucleus full of potive charges shouldn't hold together very long. All you have to do is mention nuclear forces, but instead they just tell you the electrons balance everything out
Beowulf - Hi CC, Hello Diana
Spiders - Evening Beowulf
wb270 - hello Beowulf
Spiders - Van der Waal I think?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, because the protons have sticky stuff smeared over them.
Beowulf - Wow spiders, into quatum forces?
Spiders - You don't need to know the math to understand they are there though wb
CaptainCorc - Thermo super gluons.
Beowulf - I eat my peas with honey, I've done it all my life, it makes the peas taste funny but it keeps them on the knife
Beowulf - what flavour
Spiders - So why don't high schools mention the sticky stuff Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - No need, it's obvious.
wb270 - It always seemed to me that Van der Waal's forces were just a sort of fudge factor chemists invoked, whenever their calculations didn't quite work
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Beowulf, come back soon.
Beowulf - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 3:12pm)
Clepsydra - Pip pip, Beowulf
Spiders - I never saw the math, but the theory seemed obvious (I ditched chemistry early)
Spiders - If you stop teaching the obvious stuff Diana, what does that leave?
Diana the Valkyrie - Cookery
Spiders - Hmm, I never learned cookery
CaptainCorc - A subject well worth teaching.
Diana the Valkyrie - That's because you spent too much time learning obvious stuff
Clepsydra - When it's time to meet the maker 3:14pm
Spiders - Hence my rather basic diet today I guess
Spiders - Well, if my grades depend on it, I'll take the obvious stuff for an easy life...
Diana the Valkyrie - You should research garlic
CaptainCorc - Are there grants available?
Spiders - That sounds like a particularly unpleasant job Diana, can't I research sponge cakes instead?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, sponge cakes are to obvious
Spiders - How about researching something that at least tastes nice?
Spiders - Although maybe as a vampire repellant it has merit...
CaptainCorc - I believe it has its place in chicken soup as well.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 3:21pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
CaptainCorc - Hi, Tom.
TomNine - Look at the new chatroom! Hello, all.
wb270x - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 3:22pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, wb270x, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hey, it's the man with the List
wb270x - /nic wb270
Spiders - Evening Tom]
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, TomNine
wb270 - Nickname change, wb270x is now known as wb270
wb270 - hello Tom
SPIDERWEB - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 3:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, SPIDERWEB, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Spiders - Evening Web
TomNine - SW, word.
CaptainCorc - Hi, web.
SPIDERWEB - hello all :) welcome to my escape of 4 walls and a roof.
TomNine - wb, Andrea doesn't have any wrestling facilities, so it looks like we'll be meeting at my apartment. Finally be finding a good use for that futon.
* Spiders must change his CD, back in a mo'
TomNine - You have a roof? Lucky bastard!
Diana the Valkyrie - Use plenty of Dettol
SPIDERWEB - things are a little sticky around here today with all this rain.Tom have any snow by you today ?
Whiplash - Nickname change, Spiders is now known as Whiplash
Whiplash - OK, now we got music again
TomNine - No snow in MD. It rained all night, but it's warm and sunny now, no ice.
Alexei - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 3:29pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Alexei, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Whiplash - Evening Alexei
NECKSPRAIN - Nickname change, SPIDERWEB is now known as NECKSPRAIN
Alexei - YYYaaaahaha CaptainCorc - Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie - SPIDERWEB - TomNine- Whiplash- wb270
Clepsydra - The optimum committee has no members. -- Norman Augustine
TomNine - Alexei, hello.
wb270 - she ought to get a mat if she is doing much of this
Aussie - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 3:30pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Aussie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Alexei - Aussie hello
wb270 - hello alexi and aussie
Aussie - hi all
CaptainCorc - Hi, aussie, alexei.
Aussie - howdy Tom?
TomNine - Hey, Aussie.
Alexei - Anything new?
TomNine - wb, I don't think she gets much local business.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Aussie
Whiplash - Hello Aussie
Diana the Valkyrie - And a bottle of Dettol
NECKSPRAIN - Going to see Mickey Mouse this week and Epcot think the weather will be warm to dress light for pics outdoor Tom ?
Clepsydra - Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? A: Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first. A: One, and one more to change it, and one more to keep track of how many there are, and a woman to soothe their minds and provide wax jobs. A: None. Men don't screw-in lightbulbs; they think they can turn them on just by rubbing up against them. A: Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part. A: One -- men will screw anything.
Aussie - who is SHE?
Aussie - hi diana, whiplash
TomNine - She is Andrea Gahan, Aussie.
NECKSPRAIN - hi Aussie
TomNine - Dettol? Is this some WTD treatment?
Aussie - hi necksprain
Diana the Valkyrie - Dettol, it's a good disinfectant for wrestling mats
wb270 - why wouldn't she get as much local business as anybody else, Tom?
Diana the Valkyrie - We'll soon stop this WTD epidemic, before it even starts!
TomNine - It may be cold by Orlando standards, so don't forget a jacket, NS.
NECKSPRAIN - spray or liquid,and does it bleach out any color on the mat or will it just disinfectant it ?
Aussie - been wrestling anyone lately Tom?
TomNine - wb, mayb e she doesn't get much local business because she doesn't have any mats...
TomNine - Aussia, nobody since November, but I'm planning to meet Andrea next weekend.
Aussie - I wouldn't have thought mats would stop any interested parties!
NECKSPRAIN - taken alot of Video for the site and want to shot some fun things out doors....some rides will not let you video and some will,but the pool if warm enough will make some great shots
Aussie - Are there photos of her in diana's gallery?
TomNine - http://www.massmuscle.com/andrn7.jpg
wb270 - or maybe the truth is there are only 20 or 30 guys in the area, and once you've seen them all once, business falls off. I notice that she doesn't adveritise much locally, not does Thresa any longer
NECKSPRAIN - alot of skin burns on the floor without a mat ,but the mattrest will be better than nothing
Whiplash - If you're good enough though, repeat business shouldn't be a problem
Aussie - those thighs will give you something to think about!
Whiplash - Of course, advertising is different for a regular customer
NECKSPRAIN - hate to have them legs around my ribs! She looks like a very beautiful woman
wb270 - well, you get some repeat business, but a lot of guys like variety
TomNine - I'm sure the ladies get much more business when they tour. Th-resa probably doesn't get more that 1-2 sessions a week in town, still a nice little income.
Aussie - What's a session worth Tom?
TomNine - A session's worth? Priceless! :~)
Whiplash - And I guess it must be tough getting enough repeat business to negate the need to tour
wb270 - There may be a difference between what a session is worth and what it costs
Aussie - looks very nice on the eyes!
TomNine - Andrea charges $250 for an Hour.
NECKSPRAIN - yes also tell her if she comes to NYC i can get her some clients to wrestle
wb270 - Andrea seems intelligent, she writes reasonably well
NECKSPRAIN - WB is she on your site ? if so She will get her share of calls
wb270 - yes, she is on my site, and has been for some time
Aussie - maybe this pricing alone slows down trade somewhat not just hers but all!
TomNine - Ed Winick says Andrea will be doing lots of travelling in 1999, so I'm sure she will get to NYC. She seemed very positive about having our session "reviewed."
NECKSPRAIN - So she must be doing ok for herself. Does she travel much ?
TomNine - The fees seem to be set to keep the number of sessions at a reasonable rate.
Aussie - Christine was the most expensive I've heard of!
NECKSPRAIN - I was on the phone with Ed 2 nights ago.I'll call and see if I can be of any help.
Aussie - there's a hole in my page all of a sudden
NECKSPRAIN - Aussie whats he price ? She's new so Christine can get that few exrta bucks now
TomNine - What does Christine charge? And I mean in US$, not Euros or whatever you guys use. :~)
Diana the Valkyrie - It's that Grinch again
Whiplash - Don't you have any Grinch hunters on the staff yet Diana?
Aussie - cost 470.00 dollars which is about 250 U.S.!
NECKSPRAIN - Tom same question I had :<)
wb270 - There has been a whole big debate here on various message boards about session prices. Tom and I are the villians who keep the prices high.
NECKSPRAIN - oh, thats a very fair price
NECKSPRAIN - Thank you WB and Tom I will pass along that to Nicole
TomNine - I bet Christine charged more during her US visit.
Whiplash - Worry when the ladies start blaming you guys!
TomNine - The range seems to be $250-300, with very few exceptions higher than that.
NECKSPRAIN - UNREAL CALFS worth every penny just for a eel of them babies! :<)
wb270 - What I want to know Tom is where do you find a $30 whore you would want to get near, let alone one wyou would wrestle with
wb270 - There are some places in the Bay area still in the $150 range
Aussie - I think that it may seem that way at the moment but if our dollar went back to where it was a few years back, that price would rise to 370.00 to 400.00 U.S. which you'd admit is high for someone with limited wrestling experience!
NECKSPRAIN - hahahahahalol WB you are soooo funny and right! no way would I touch a hooker that wants that $30.00
TomNine - wb, the grappling-crackwhore idea wasn't mine, but the fact that it spins up Price Weinerhouse is good enough for me.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ias long as the Grinch doesn't get greedy, I don't mind it having a little nibble now and then
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, it's really just a "modest proposal"
wb270 - but if you're into very muscular BB's somebody with an impressive build
NECKSPRAIN - by the way Nicole has sent out a tape and a second one was asked to be sent by the WWF
Aussie - I'd love to pay 250.00 to 300.00 but that ain't happening
NECKSPRAIN - trade the girl a place to stay when She is in your area and let her wrestle some of her clients at your home.....nice exchange
TomNine - Is Nicole defecting from ECW?
NECKSPRAIN - Stu has been very helpful in puttimg up the girls with out anything in exchange at all
Aussie - hey wb I'm the last person who's winging but for us Aussies whom only have 2 to chose from 470.00 is big bucks.Her accomodation was funded by her work as she was in town for business!
TomNine - Stu just likes having ladies like Inna and Paloma hang around his apartment. Who wouldn't?
NECKSPRAIN - Tom WCW and WWF are now showing interest in Nicole.it's a matter of money and long term contract,WCW is nearer to your neck of the woods
Aussie - Did nicole ever appear on WWF?
NECKSPRAIN - Went backstage once and got into trouble with the ECW but now Nicole only cares about big deal that has some benifits
Whiplash - I'll have to check which of those we get on cable over here
FistMan - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:01pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, FistMan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's the man with the video camera!
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:01pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Shy Guy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, ShyGuy. That paint is wet, don't ... yes, it is still wet.
NECKSPRAIN - Stu is a smart man, not a bad deal for the girl if She can handle the talking 22 hoursout of the day
Shy Guy - Hello World
TomNine - Fist!
Whiplash - Evening SG
Whiplash - Hey there Fist
Shy Guy - Colour changed
FistMan - hello
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, FM
NECKSPRAIN - hi Shy ,it's me Blu
Aussie - I'm just saying this is why some will be especially quiet! trade wise however I believe this is the way they want it.
NECKSPRAIN - / nick BLU
Clepsydra - Whiplash, you have a new Private message from Shy Guy
wb270 - speaking of stu, between him, Lisa and Eric in the UK I've changed my travel listings for Thea about 5 times today
Warrior Poet - Nickname change, Shy Guy is now known as Warrior Poet
Aussie - hi fistman & shy guy
Warrior Poet - I'm not Shy, just obnoxious
TomNine - Thea kinda makes things up as she goes along.
Warrior Poet - Colour changed
Aussie - I mean W.P.
Diana the Valkyrie - WB, do it the way I do it, so *they* have to change it.
TomNine - Rob, hey.
NECKSPRAIN - Eric is more talk than anything can not trust the man WB heard that from a few woman
wb270 - question is, is she going to Paris or not?
NECKSPRAIN - / nick BLU
Warrior Poet - Hello World
BLU - Nickname change, NECKSPRAIN is now known as BLU
FistMan - y'all see duke destroy maryland?
BLU - hello WP
wb270 - problem is Diana, they can't change when they are on the road, and some can't when they are at home either
Warrior Poet - Hello, BLUman
Whiplash - Sorry Fist, that didn't make it across the Atlantic
* FistMan would like to have a moment of silence for maryland's acc championship hopes
Diana the Valkyrie - Do the email you or phone you?
BLU - 10 seconds with our heads bowed low
wb270 - they e-mail me, or they get somebody to e-mail me; I don't give out my phone number much
Aussie - Aussie is going to catch you all later bye bye!
Whiplash - 'night Oz
Warrior Poet - Cya, Aussie
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Aussie, come back soon.
Aussie - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:07pm)
BLU - bye Aussie
TomNine - Take care, Aussie.
wb270 - some of them call stu and he e-mails me
Alex - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:08pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Alex, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Warrior Poet - Hello, Alex
Diana the Valkyrie - So, if someone emails you, that someone could use their browser to update the calendar
Whiplash - Evening Alex
Akira - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:08pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Akira, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
TomNine - Alex, hello.
BLU - wll at least Stu is a little more up on things than Lisa
Alex - hi all- anyone here competed in bb?
Akira - Hi all
Whiplash - Evening Akira
Warrior Poet - Hi, Akira
TomNine - Akira, hello.
wb270 - maybe and maybe not Diana. Some of your pages don't get updated very much
Whiplash - Not me Alex, not sure I could cope with all the shaving : Ž )
Alex - haha- shavings a pain- but is really worth it- its the dieting that's crazy :-)
BLU - or tanning ith that fake coloring
Alex - well, aestically, tannings the pits, but you look pretty good before you apply th color :-)
BLU - Alex what shows have you done ?
Warrior Poet - I would think that gyrating about in a speedo with a bunch of mostly naked guys would be the worst part
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Akira, come back soon.
Akira - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:11pm)
Alex - I've e some local natural shows- NY Mets (Metropolitans), East Coast Nat.
wb270x - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:12pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, wb270x, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hey, it's the man with the List
BLU - yes WP the best part is oiling up the woman
wb270 - Nickname change, wb270x is now known as wb270
Alex - YOu don't have to gyrate W.P. Movement sufficient to show the muscles to best advantage is enough.
BLU - NPC or NGA ?
BA - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:13pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, BA, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
wb270 - For example collette hasn't updated her listing on your travel since Actober of something, while Andrulla hasn't since August
Whiplash - Evening BA
Alex - Well, East Coast is NPC, Mets is NGA- at least the Naturals.
BLU - BA humm bug!
TomNine - BA, hey!
Warrior Poet - Mister T!
Whiplash - I've taken to the weights for fun, like a few folks around here Alex, but don't see any competitions in my future
Diana the Valkyrie - Has Andrulla done any travel plans?
BLU - Boin Bonham has a very nice show
BA - Hello folks. Any femuscle talk goin' on? :-)
Alex - Gotcha. Well, I love being on stage, so I its in my blood.
Warrior Poet - I would prefer to compete with myself and worry about what I can do rather than what someone else thinks or does.
TomNine - BA, no, unless Alex is a fem.
BLU - what class do yo compete in BA is going to do a show soon,right BA!
Whiplash - Time for a new CD again...
BA - :-(
Alex - W.P. That's vy poetic, but one can do that on stage as well. It just depends upon who you think is doing the evaluation.
FistMan - hi ba
Alex - I'm light-heavy. BA, you compete?
BLU - BA ,Is that all you are ever interested in ,is to talk to a fem and not your old buddy's ?
BA - Yes BLU, it called Ringling Bros. and Barnum and Bailey Circus.
Voyeurs - Nickname change, Whiplash is now known as Voyeurs
wb270 - Andrulla was in the US in November, and I had her listed for a few days in King of Prussia
armfan - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:17pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, armfan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Ah, just the person. Armfan, where could I buy a book?
Warrior Poet - Hello, af
armfan - Hi there!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Armfan
Voyeurs - Evening armfan
FistMan - armfan, my vid cap man
BA - No I don't compete Alex.....not in bb anyway.............BLU, it's always good to talk to good friends
BA - What's up Fistman?
BLU - well than the next time I see you I will give you peanuts and popcorn to eat if front of he scmoes
Clepsydra - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 4:18pm
BA - LOL BLU!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Alex, come back soon.
Alex - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:18pm)
wb270 - I don't think that Colette has ever learned to update your listing, but I get about 2 e-mails a week from her
armfan - Ok, you guys know Eva Habermann? She's a def looking german actress, played in "lexx". I did an iternet search on armwrestling, and this link to an "Eva Habermann picture gallery" came up, and guess what, the server can't be found :-(
Warrior Poet - *YAWN* I'm outta here. Bye, kids
BLU - Ba was you at the BALL DROPPING on New Years Eve ?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Warrior Poet, come back soon.
Warrior Poet - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:19pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, WP
FistMan - not much...ba...i'm gonna log off to see the 49er-packer game soon
Diana the Valkyrie - Surely Colette has learned that she can get Stu to do it for her?
Voyeurs - 49ers / Packers tonight?
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, WP
Winsock - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:20pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Winsock, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
BA - Actually BLU, I passed by there at about 10:30 pm, but I didn't stay for long. How was you New Years?
armfan - Is his name Warrior, because he worries to much?
Voyeurs - Fist, I expect you to log in every time out and keep me updated!
Winsock - Hi all
BA - Shy, 49ers and Packers just got started
Voyeurs - wb Winsock
wb270 - Well Stu doesn't do it for her
Winsock - Paul has a couple of new AW clips on website armfan
Winsock - Phluff, I mean
* Voyeurs finds himself cursing the lack of a TV for the first time in ages
Winsock - http://members.xoom.com/physiques/
armfan - wisock: I'll check it out
BLU - BA me and Nicole walked the streets looking for you all night long..heard you were going to the hellraiser or the Vault to be spanked and we wanted to see it!
Winsock - I'd seen one but not the other
BA - I thought I heard someone calling me BLU. Who told you about the spanking thing? :-)
BLU - Ba going to the Arnold this year ?
BLU - your buddy that always sneaks backstage
BA - I would like to BLU, but I don't think I can swing it. How 'bout you and the Mrs.?
wb270 - well, I gotta go, catch you all later
Clepsydra - Cheerio, wb270, come back soon.
wb270 - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:24pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, 270
Winsock - later wb
Voyeurs - 'night wb
BA - I don't know if Tre'(sneaks back stage) will make it either
BLU - yes come to it....it will be a great show ..I am working that show and will shot pics backstage again ,come and we will have some fun
TomNine - Winsock and armfan, hello.
BLU - Diana only shooting the womans BB part not the fitness ,ok?
Winsock - Hi Tom9
BA - I will certainly try BLU. Hey maybe you can get a job for me as the "official oil up guy"
Voyeurs - Nice try BA!
BLU - BA ,you trying to steal my job?
FistMan - where is the arnold and when?
BA - Damnit!! Gotta give me an "A" for effort SHY!!
TomNine - Isn't there enough un-oiled FBB flesh for everyone?
BA - No BLU, I just wanna share it a little
TomNine - Columbus OH, 6-8 March.
BLU - just got my tickets and pro card for the IFBB this week ,and informed that I am on the list to work that show......So I have to be back stage
BA - I agree T9.......ya see I can always rely on T9 to back me up :-)
BLU - Coloubus,Ohio 1st week in March
FistMan - hmmm...i'm not gonna be able to go
BA - BLU, will you be needing any help with anything like, carrying your lunch, or making sure you get around backstage safely?
TomNine - http://www.arnoldclassic.com
BLU - I may be able to Video a little ,but only in the pump up room ,not on stage
Voyeurs - Well, I'll give you an 'A' for persistence BA : Ž )
Diana the Valkyrie - Will anyone be shooting from the audience?
BA - Thanks Shy!!
BA - If the decisions are bad Diana, they may shoot guns :-)
TomNine - jabber plans to go, and I'm sure he will be eager to share his pics.
Voyeurs - Ohio is one of those States BA?
FistMan - i'm sure all the hoods show up the bodbuilding shows
TomNine - SG, all the States are one of those States! We all love our guns.
BA - OK, bad joke :-(
Clepsydra - Q: How many schizophreniacs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him, so...
Voyeurs - Maybe I should rethink this trip in May...
BLU - Diana tickets in front rows always go to the World Gym Convention members, I can shoot backstage again and maybe some video this time
Voyeurs - ... or arm myself before jetting over ...
CaptainCorc - You can borrow one of mine, Voyeurs.
BA - No need Shy.....I'm sure you'll be safe
TomNine - Movie premiers are especially good spots for random shootings.
Voyeurs - Most generous of you to look after your crew like the Captain
CaptainCorc - I consider it my duty, Bosun. Do you have a caliber preference?
Voyeurs - Oops, like that
TomNine - SG, you will be going to Texas, right? You will be issued your gun at the airport, keep it with you at all Times.
Voyeurs - Got something big enough to blow my arm off with the recoil?
BA - BLU, do you have any idea who will be competing at the Ms I?
BLU - Diana ,I am sure we will get stu to shot...not making any proimises,But I may be able to seat someone in the pit,in front of the judges
Voyeurs - Texas was a strong possibility Tom
CaptainCorc - Depends on how used to recoil you are, V. I don't think so.
Voyeurs - Well, the only thing I shot with a recoil so far was a water pistol...
CaptainCorc - Not after all that working out anyway.
Voyeurs - ... but what a water pistol!
CaptainCorc - Most of my stuff will be a little heavier than that, Voyeurs.
BLU - well I am off and ready for a quick meal,will be back later on to chat some more ..bye all
Voyeurs - In that case, I figure they are most likely all suitable, I'll take the Captain's recommendation
TomNine - I know Andrulla will be competing at the Ms I. Any others for sure?
Voyeurs - 'night BLU
TomNine - See ya, BLU.
Winsock - Later, BLU
BLU - I can call Wayne Demillia and get the lists of woman
* CaptainCorc earmarks S&W .38 Special/.357 Magnum for Bosun's use.
Voyeurs - 2 guns? So I can make like in the John Wu films?
BA - Later BLU
BLU - guess Diana is surfing the net! Tell her I said good bye please
CaptainCorc - Will do, Blu.
CaptainCorc - One gun, two calibers. A little flexibility in loads never hurt.
BA - I just received my copy of the '98 Ms. O in the mail. Andrulla looked sooo!! cute
Voyeurs - Current recommendation from teh only other friend I can get to sign on for this jaunt is to fly/drive into New York. Is there anything worth visitting in driving distance of there?
BA - You mean in NY Shy?
TomNine - Anything near New York worth seeing. SG? Nah.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Blu
Voyeurs - In, around, or within a couple of days easy driving
Clepsydra - Cheerio, BA, come back soon.
BA - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:45pm)
Voyeurs - The plan would probably be arrive in NY, spend a day or two their, and then drive towards another city with an airport, and repeat the process in a second part of your country, catching Star Wars on the last day, probably in Dallas right now...
TomNine - BA left in disgust at the very question!
Voyeurs - You know me Tom, I ask all the disugsting questions...
BA - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:46pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, BA, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
BA - Sorry, got booted. Who kicked me???
TomNine - You should be able to keep busy in New York.
* Voyeurs removes the 'Kick me' tag from BA's back
BA - Well Shy, Philadelphia and Washington DC, are nice cities to visit 3 and 4 hours away respectively
Voyeurs - I think we both want to see more of the country than a single city though Tom, big cities get quite boring after a while
Voyeurs - Is that by road or by air BA?
BA - NY, boring?......bite your tongue!!!!
BA - By road Shy
TomNine - SG, you can to a lot in New York, maybe take a slow drive to DC for the first leg of the trip. Anything in particular you want to see in America? Besides Graceland, of course.
Voyeurs - I guess I better put them on the tour then!
Voyeurs - I get so much American stuff over here Tom, I just want to catch a flavour of the country
Voyeurs - My friend, on the other hand, wants to hit the tourist spots
Voyeurs - I figure I get my fix driving and stopping between his!
TomNine - How much Time do you have for this journey?
Voyeurs - Well, we're planning a fortnight trip
BA - You can also go to Atlantic City, New Jersey and do some gambling, if that's your thing. If not, it's still a nice place to visit.
BA - As a matter of fact, that would be a great location for a bb show. I don't know why they don't hold shows there.
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 4:54pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Blasterman, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hey, it's Blasterman, we can start the party now
Diana the Valkyrie - Don't spend the whole week in the US, you should go to Canada as well, there's some good bits there
Blasterman - Hello,folks
TomNine - Atlantic City would be a great place for a show, even better than Hackensack.
Voyeurs - Evening Blast
TomNine - Blaster, hello.
Winsock - Hi Blasterman
BA - That's true Diana.......they say Canada is beautiful.
BA - Hiya Blaster!!!
TomNine - Canada? Planning on some fishing, SG?
Voyeurs - Is it possible to do Canada and the US on the same trip Diana? I didn't think we had enough time for much of the States?
Winsock - Pity you can't make it out west, though
Blasterman - I love this place.:O)
Voyeurs - I'd also like to catch some of the scenery Hollywood shows every so often, the wooded mountains sort of thing. Any idea where abouts I should look for that?
TomNine - It's better to not spread yourself out too thin on a trip like this. I'd suggest flying in to Boston or New York and just take your Time driving to Dallas.
Blasterman - Tuscon,Az.The most beautiful place.
Diana the Valkyrie - Central Park?
Winsock - It's so hard to choose one spot
Voyeurs - We were figuring to make it two weeks, with a suitable internal flight between them, so we can at least sample 2 parts moderately well
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, there's New York, then LA, and what will you do on the third day?
BA - Your better off on the West coast for that Shy. Although upstate NY has a lot of that too.....but not much else
TomNine - Woodes mountains? Was there a movie you have in mind?
Winsock - Wear your bullet-proof vest in central park, though
Blasterman - What time of year,SG?
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 4:58pm
Voyeurs - Not any movie in particular, but you do both woods and mountains better than we do, and often together it seems
Voyeurs - May Blast
BA - Central Park is not as bad as you folks think. Just don't go there after dark
Winsock - Most of the stuff is shot on the west coast
Winsock - Yeah BA I was half joking
Blasterman - NewEngland is beautiful in May.
Winsock - Yes, Blaster
TomNine - The really majestic ancient forests are out West, Northern California up through Canada. But most of the North East is also "woods and mountains" with Vermont and West Virginia very scenic.
BA - Which means you were also half right Winsock :-)
Blasterman - Everthing blooms here in May.
Voyeurs - And the North will be a little cooler I guess?
Blasterman - New Hampshire,has large mountains too.
Winsock - It's variable
TomNine - Even Texas won't be too hot in May.
BA - When are you taking this trip Shy?
Blasterman - May temps are 60-75,no humidity then.
* Voyeurs really needs a map to figure where some of these States are...
Voyeurs - The end of May BA, planned to come home just after the new Star Wars movie : Ž )
Winsock - http://mapquest.com/
Voyeurs - Of course, if anyone wants to meet up and show me round their town or gym, my itinerary is still quite flexible : Ž )
BA - Good move Winsock!! Mapquest!!!!
Voyeurs - Thanks Winsock
CaptainCorc - You wouldn't thank me if I invited you here, Bosun.
Winsock - np
Blasterman - Make sure to have a Zagat guide for restaurants.They are very reliable.
TomNine - SG, I hope you will give me a call if you visit the DC area.
Diana the Valkyrie - Blasterman will introduce you to Mrs B
BA - Were is here Blaster? If you don't mind.
Blasterman - I couldn't do that to a friend.
Diana the Valkyrie - Do you have a pantomime horse suit?
Blasterman - Rhode Island
Voyeurs - If DC is just a few hours drive from NY Tom, I think that trip is a definate
Blasterman - I will prepare her my own way.
Winsock - I lived in E. Providence for a couple of years
Winsock - about 2 blocks from the Massachusetts border
* Blasterman rumages for the baseball bat.
TomNine - DC is kinda far for a day trip out of NYC, but it may be on your way to some place else.
* Diana the Valkyrie picks up the baseball ...
Voyeurs - Maybe I should sign you up as my armed escort around Central Park then Captain, fly you in for service
Blasterman - No,kidding Winsock.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ready?
BA - DC is a four hour drive from NY
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 5:09pm
Blasterman - O well I've till May to find the bat.
Winsock - yup, Rumford, RI
CaptainCorc - The crafty Valkyrie checks the runners....
Voyeurs - As I say Tom, the plan is to drive around a bit, stopping at motels or B&Bs as we go
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't wear runners, CC
Blasterman - Rumford is E.Prov.? I always thought it was Barrington?
CaptainCorc - Ooops. My mistake. Sorry about that.
Diana the Valkyrie - Reeboks
Winsock - Address was E. Providence at the Rumford P.O.
TomNine - B&Bs don't really serve the same purpose here as they do in the UK.
CaptainCorc - All our pitchers wear runners. How provincial of me to assume.
Winsock - May have changed though, that was years ago
BA - Gotta go people. Nice chatting with ya's
CaptainCorc - See ya, BA.
Winsock - Seeya BA
Blasterman - What brought you to these parts,Winsock?
Voyeurs - Is the idea of finding accomodation on a daily basis something that only works in the movies?
Voyeurs - 'night BA, thanks for the help
TomNine - Bye, BA.
CaptainCorc - Not on the west side of the Mississippi, Bosun, but I don't know about the eastern seaboard.
Winsock - After I was discharged from the Army, I decided to try something different and I had a good friend from there
Clepsydra - Cheerio, BA, come back soon.
BA - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 5:12pm)
Blasterman - Bye,BA
Diana the Valkyrie - You stay in Motels with flickering neon signs, V
Voyeurs - And if the signs don't flicker?
Diana the Valkyrie - Always carry emergency rations, they don't all serve food.
TomNine - SG, inexpensive hotels should be easy enough to find.
* Diana the Valkyrie recommends sardines
Voyeurs - Not instant chicken soup?
Diana the Valkyrie - I always carry a few tins of sardines when travelling around the US
Winsock - You can usually go by what kinds of cars are parked there
Diana the Valkyrie - No, because you might not want to risk drinking the water
CaptainCorc - Maybe smoked oysters for a change of pace. You can open them with a well placed shot from your borrowed S&W.
Diana the Valkyrie - Apparently, the natives only drink bottled water
Voyeurs - The water is a health hazard? What should I drink?
Winsock - Depends where you are, DV, the water here is wonderful
Diana the Valkyrie - The drink Evian, so that's probably the best
CaptainCorc - Irish Whisky.
Voyeurs - Thanks Winsock, I used that same technique trying to figure which house to rent over here!
Blasterman - Yes,R.I. water is the best.
Diana the Valkyrie - One of the problems with foreign travel, is you know that the water is safe in most places, but you don't know where the exceptions are like the natives do.
TomNine - SG, remember to bring your own toilet paper too!
Winsock - The water isn't a health hazard anywhere in the country, AFAIK
Winsock - Some just tastes bad
Voyeurs - You don't stock that in the US Tom????
Diana the Valkyrie - So why do so many people drink bottled water?
CaptainCorc - Because the tap water tastes bad.
* Diana the Valkyrie suspects that if water tastes bad, then it isn't pure water
Winsock - Mainly for the taste and to be chic
TomNine - Most people dring bottled water as a status symbol.
CaptainCorc - High mineral content. Gives you stones inside of a week.
Winsock - There's crap in the water in some places but it's nothing that will hurt you
Blasterman - In the South ,the water is bad.In the Northeast(NYC exception)water is good.
Diana the Valkyrie - It might not hurt people who are used to it. But when you travel, you don't have the immumities that the locals have.
Winsock - Water here in the NW is great
Winsock - Nothing biological, other crap
Blasterman - It must be hard for you to comprehend for people that live in a country that is so small.
Voyeurs - That's a good point Diana, with the milage I'm hoping to but in, I guess I'm bound to catch something
* Voyeurs digs out the final CD of the night
Blasterman - What did I just say?
TomNine - A few areas have had short-term health hazards in the water, but it is rare. Water that doesn't taste very good is more common, as you will find in Texas where it is the worst but the natives don't seem to mind.
Diana the Valkyrie - When you live in a country that's small, you get to do a lot of foreign travel, and you discover these little problemettes
CaptainCorc - The northern plains states like the Dakotas have kinda rank water too.
Diana the Valkyrie - Also, what is a mild case of the squits when you're at home, is a major problem when you're travelling
Winsock - I got the worst case of dysentary (sp?) in the Philippines ... thought I would die
CaptainCorc - The squits?
Blasterman - I always use travel guides. AAA,Mobile,Zagat,they are very reliable.
Diana the Valkyrie - So, you reckon that the South, the Northern plains and Texas the water isn't too lovely, huh?
CaptainCorc - And NYC, don't forget NYC.
True Stories - Nickname change, Voyeurs is now known as True Stories
Diana the Valkyrie - It's an onomatopoeia, CC
CaptainCorc - So it is. A nice one too.
Winsock - Bottled water is relatively inexpensive
CaptainCorc - Nice in terms of onomatopoeia, of course.
True Stories - Maybe I should plan on a coca-cola enriched diet...
Winsock - Or stick to Coca Cola
Winsock - LOL GMTA
Diana the Valkyrie - It's cheap compared with the cost of getting even a mild case of squits while you're travelling.
Diana the Valkyrie - And then there's shellfish ....
TomNine - In America the water isn't really worth worrying about. The snakes, on the other hand...
CaptainCorc - And the bears too, Tom. Don't forget the bears.
Winsock - Yes, shellfish
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I've met some of the snakes
True Stories - Are they as dangerous as the second hand car salesmen?
CaptainCorc - The worst the shellfish will do is take the odd finger off. Not that big a deal.
TomNine - Oh yeah, the bears. And the jackalope infested areas should be avoided at all costs.
CaptainCorc - And watch for stampeding buffalo, Bosun.
Diana the Valkyrie - If you want to know the time, ask a policeman
Winsock - And the armadillos will run you off the road
True Stories - Stampeding buffalo? I thought I was supposed to get down there and take some photos if I got lucky enough to see that?
Blasterman - N.C. state troopers can be very unplesant too.
Diana the Valkyrie - Check out the echo in the Library of Congress Reading Room
CaptainCorc - Yes, the cops know the stampede schedules down to the minute.
TomNine - If your stage coach is attacked, stay calm until you can tell whether it's bandits or injuns on the warpath.
True Stories - Thanks Diana, I'll just make some note here, this is useful stuff
Winsock - Something like tide tables
True Stories - What do I do if it's Injuns Tom?
CaptainCorc - Then screech like a horned owl and the Lone Ranger will come to the rescue.
True Stories - And if it's Bandits?
Winsock - Take some booze along just in case
Winsock - Offer 'em liquor, that always works
Diana the Valkyrie - When you get to San Francisco, make sure you wear your kilt, you get 10% off on Chinese meals
CaptainCorc - Howl like a wombat and the Texas Rangers will come.
Blasterman - Do you have a gun,SG?
TomNine - TS, if it's Injuns, just act crazy. Injuns think it's bad luck to kill a crazy man.
True Stories - This could be a problem, I don't know any wombat noises
Blasterman - Everyone here does.
True Stories - Guess I pray for Injuns then
CaptainCorc - I'll send you my recording of wombat howls.
True Stories - Not yet Blast, though the Captain has offered to arm me
Winsock - Don't gamble in any of their casinos, though
CaptainCorc - Or email you a .wav file.
Diana the Valkyrie - Try to learn a few words of the language before you go, like "How do you do" and "I've already had one"
Winsock - That's bad luck for non-injuns
Blasterman - Good.
TomNine - The wombats have casinos?
True Stories - Hmmm, I must remember to stock up on kilts before setting off then Diana, those little savings may just bring the trip in under budget
Blasterman - It would be wise.
CaptainCorc - I'll take care of you bosun, never fear. I'll also loan you a carbine for stage coach attacks.
Winsock - "Yer mudda" is useful sometimes
True Stories - Maybe I should stock up on the local language at my local odeon before going Diana?
CaptainCorc - Ah, ya faddah's moustache is also handy.
Diana the Valkyrie - "Please do not rob me, I'm a foreigner"
Winsock - LOL CC
Diana the Valkyrie - No, the actually understand English, but you have to shout it at them.
CaptainCorc - That wouldn't be a smart thing to say, Diana. You know how xenophobic we are.
Blasterman - wat da fuk?Is a good one to know.
Winsock - No no, DV, that just encourages them
True Stories - Oh, you mean speak Forn?
CaptainCorc - We love robbing furriners.
TomNine - Remember, we call a "torch" a flashlight. Unless you are an angry villager brandishing one towards the castle of a mad scientist, then it's still a torch.
Winsock - Whatever you do, don't paste the Union Jack all over your gear
True Stories - And you're sure those speed limits only apply to American citizens?
CaptainCorc - Limeys really get the treatment.
Blasterman - Yes SG, you can drive as fast as you like. : )
Winsock - If you ask someone where to find the lift, they'll probably try to sell you drugs
True Stories - Oh, I think I'm going to like you're country Blast : Ž )
CaptainCorc - And you can take you pick of which side of the road you want too, Bosun.
Diana the Valkyrie - Don't wear the red coat in LA, it's too hot, but you'll be fine in Boston
TomNine - You can always say you thought the speed limits were in KPH.
CaptainCorc - We're very flexible about such matters.
True Stories - But that halves them again Tom!!!
Blasterman - If you see a state trooper,make sure to peel rubber right in front of him as a show of friendship.
True Stories - Thanks Blast, its these little details the guide books always leave out
Winsock - LOLOL Blaster
CaptainCorc - Cops also appreciate the unifinger salute...don't forget.
TomNine - I know the police were very forgiving of Andrulla's traffic violations, I'm sure they will extend the same leniency to you, SG.
* True Stories is scribbling furiously
Blasterman - It's OK to use the ladies rooms here too.
Winsock - If you do get stopped, be sure to offer a bribe because they're all corrupt, you know
CaptainCorc - Don't forget to bring your own wig powder, Bosun. We don't carry it anymore.
True Stories - IS that only if there is a picture of a man in a kilt on the door Blast, or in all cases?
Diana the Valkyrie - If anyone offers to shake hands, refuse politely, and explain that you're worried they might have Aids
CaptainCorc - The only substitute is baby powder and you don't want to smell like that at any of the balls now do you?
Winsock - And bring a good supply of meat pies because they're scarce here
True Stories - The balls? No-one mentioned any balls!!!
CaptainCorc - That's a REAL good one, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - It's hard to get BSE beef in the US, you'll have to fetch your own.
True Stories - What am I supposed to do at a ball?
True Stories - And how many should I attend?
CaptainCorc - Dance to "Roger deCoverly" of course.
Blasterman - Are you talking about a 2 person ball?
True Stories - You mean they don't cater specially for those of us with a BSE dependance?
CaptainCorc - As many as you have time for, as long as your wig doesn't smell like baby powder. The ladies here hate that.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 5:39pm
Winsock - It's almost impossible to figure out the real price on anything because you have to do currency AND weight conversions in your head. Just wait.
True Stories - I don't know Blast, this whole ball thing is new to me, the Captain sprung it on me from nowhere
Diana the Valkyrie - No, it's hard to get British Beef outside the UK
TomNine - One ball per city should be fine, SG. The wig powder isn't required, but I recommend a shotgun for these events.
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, they have short gallons. And pints
True Stories - Maybe I should just haggle it down then Winsock
CaptainCorc - I'll loan you a shotgun too, Bosun. How could I have forgotten about that?
Winsock - On some things you can, actually
True Stories - What's considered a reasonable amount of time to haggle with your merchants before they give you their best price?
TomNine - All shop keepers here enjoy a good haggling.
Winsock - In, like, a safeway store?
CaptainCorc - Generally a day.
Winsock - I'd spend no more than maybe five minutes per item
Diana the Valkyrie - You get a better price if you pay them with real money
CaptainCorc - Too much beyond a day and the people in the express line get testy.
Blasterman - Bring lots of beads and pieces of colored glass ,to trade with.
True Stories - A day? I can't waste a whole day hagging over the price of petrol, how long till they hit a reasonable price?
CaptainCorc - Shit Bosun, you'll think you've died and gone to heaven as far as petrol is concerned.
Winsock - You just drive around til you either find the price you want or run out of gas (petrol)
TomNine - Now that America has gone to the Euro, don't forget to bring a large wad of them.
True Stories - I was thinking about Magic cards Blast, I hear they go quite well...
Blasterman - Yes,old sneakers too.
TomNine - You don't have to haggle about petrol, since it is free here. Just pump it and go.
True Stories - Real money Diana? That's the confederate stuff, right?
Winsock - LOL T9
Winsock - They only use the confederate stuff in the south
Diana the Valkyrie - No, silly boy. Pounds. Prefereably in coins. They love those gold coins.
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 5:45pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rhys, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - How goes the daily grind? Have you seen the Light yet?
Winsock - It's hell on vending machines, though
True Stories - Evening Rhys
Rhys - Hi!
TomNine - Rhys, hello.
True Stories - How was England?
Rhys - Going on a trip?
Blasterman - Hi,Rhys
Winsock - Hello Rhys
Diana the Valkyrie - The petrol is cheap per gallon, but you wait till you see how small their gallons are.
CaptainCorc - Gold coins are our favorites. Bring doubloons if you can. They're especially welcome on the eastern seaboard.
Rhys - Wonderful!
True Stories - I'm planning on the US in mid to late May, any handy tips?
Diana the Valkyrie - If you can't manage doubloons, use singloons
CaptainCorc - It's still a bargain, Diana.
True Stories - I'm picking up no end of useful advice you just don't see in the guide books
Rhys - Petrol was high in England. In general, I was relieved of my cash with amazing effeciency.
Winsock - Free is always a bargain
True Stories - If it was efficient, we weren't doing it right Rhys
Blasterman - SG,if you go to Glasgow again before you come here,could you pick me up a case of Dalwhinnie?
Rhys - You folks treat the pound like the buck.
Winsock - You'll need to master the tipping customs, too
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, we use it for money here
True Stories - Yes, I hear you're actually expeced to do that over there
Rhys - SG, I'll be glad to give you detailed advice as time passes.
Clepsydra - Had we but world enough and time 5:48pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Tipping, yes. Always slip the hotel staff a dime, it makes them feel appreciated.
Winsock - That's customary, yes
CaptainCorc - "Don't take any wooden nickels" is always an appropriate tip.
Winsock - Leave two pennies for the waiter or waitress
True Stories - What about motels? Same rate Diana?
Rhys - What I mean is, considering the rate of exchange was about 1.77 to 1, your stuff was abpout 77% more expensive
True Stories - And which is more? The nickel or the dime?
Rhys - guh.... a dime.
Winsock - in size or value?
CaptainCorc - A nickel. It's like about twice as big.
Diana the Valkyrie - That's the tourist rate, Rhys
Rhys - You wish
Diana the Valkyrie - A nickel is two bits. You can always ask for one bit in change.
Winsock - hahaha
Diana the Valkyrie - It's because the dollar is so weak, Rhys
True Stories - So 4 nickels make a byte?
Rhys - No, a quarter is two bits
Blasterman - Diana has pockets that go down to her ankles,I see.
Winsock - The bit piece is 12.5 cents
CaptainCorc - Insist on bits for change. Cashiers try to hoard them.
Rhys - I remember when the pound was about 2.25 to 1
Winsock - Will you be taking taxis for any reason?
True Stories - And is it true you designed your money to be easy to photocopy?
Rhys - But the food was terriffic - Welsh bangers - lovely
Winsock - Well we have the new money now
True Stories - I don't think so Winsock, except maybe in Dallas
CaptainCorc - We sure did.
Rhys - All done up with mash and leeks
Winsock - When I returned to the states I thought it was all counterfeit
Rhys - and the ale, amazingly good.
CaptainCorc - We don't want anybody running short. Just drop by a Kinko's before you start shopping.
True Stories - And photocopies are deemed half value of the original?
Rhys - Old Speckled Hen....
CaptainCorc - Depends on how good they are. Good copies go at full.
Winsock - You have to shop around to exchange your photocopies
Rhys - Brandston's Pickle
Winsock - Banks are good for this
Rhys - Directors....
Diana the Valkyrie - Branston's
Rhys - Lots of Directors
Winsock - I LOVE Brandston's pickle
Rhys - ... sorry
CaptainCorc - He has a point there, Bosun. Banks love copies. Might give you 2 for 1.
Winsock - Branstons's or whatever
Rhys - and baguettes - submarines!
Winsock - One of the good things you do over there
Winsock - You pay a fortune for it here
Clepsydra - Vitamin C deficiency is apauling
True Stories - Do the banks compete for this custom? Or is it a level playing field out there? Any brands you recommend?
CaptainCorc - Pretty level.
Winsock - Banks are competitive
Blasterman - Nunzio's Credit Loan and Guns,is a good bank.
Winsock - but the differences are pretty small
CaptainCorc - We don't want our visitors running around wasting time looking for a CitiBank all the time.
Clepsydra - Face up...make your stand and realise your living in the golden years 5:57pm
Diana the Valkyrie - You get much better service if you wear a Mickey Mouse mask
CaptainCorc - Whimsy is always welcome in a bank.
Winsock - Nunzio's is good, just don't get on their bad side
True Stories - There's two of us Diana, won't two Mickey's look suspicious?
Blasterman - Yes a mask,and don't talk,pass notes instead.
TomNine - This has been one of the best chat sessions in a while, but I have to move on. I'll see you all later.
Clepsydra - True Stories, you have a new Private message from Rhys
CaptainCorc - Passing a note to the teller threatening to blow their head off is considered good form.
True Stories - 'night Tom, thanks for all the help
CaptainCorc - Nice to see you, Tom.
Winsock - Yes, it has to be in writing "Give me all your money."
Blasterman - Bye,Tom
Winsock - See you Tom
Rhys - Bye, T9
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 5:59pm)
Clepsydra - Off to push the prices up some more
Clepsydra - Rhys, you have a new Private message from True Stories
Winsock - There should be a link to this archive for prospective travellers
Rhys - Took two days to get used to driving on the left side, but once I got on to it it was okay.
Diana the Valkyrie - "Advice to propsective travellers"
Clepsydra - Rhys, you have a new Private message from True Stories
Rhys - The roads are VERY different in England.
True Stories - All of it Winsock? You don't think they'd think me a greedy foreigner? Don't want to give home a bad name
True Stories - Oops, let's try that last one to the room instead!
Winsock - Driving on the left is hard to get used to where the turn signal is ... get wipers instead
True Stories - In what way Rhys? I kind of like our roads
CaptainCorc - Not to worry, Bosun. England's name couldn't get any worse.
True Stories - Turn signal/ wipers isn't actually standard over here anyway Winsock, pot luck based on the car
Rhys - Thye are very well marked, almost as if they anticipate a lot of right side drivers on them. But thye are just different
True Stories - Or rather, on the make
Winsock - We enjoy watching the Royal Soap Operas, though
True Stories - That's good to hear Winsock, we only make it for export now
Winsock - I've never been to the UK ... drove on the left in Australia
Rhys - I was only honked at twice and verbally admonished (in dulcet RP) once.
Diana the Valkyrie - We trade them for the Clinton Saga
Clepsydra - Did you know Monica has a hearing problem? All Bill really said was, "hold my calls and sack the cook."
Rhys - Roundabouts, you know.
True Stories - I guess we go the other way around them Rhys
Winsock - LOL DV touche
Rhys - "There, there! Left, turn left!!."
Rhys - NO!!! Left!! Not right!
Winsock - roundabouts are lots of fun
Rhys - Agghhhh!!!!!! Jesus!! Thta was close.
Winsock - can get lost on them for days
Rhys - Hoooonnnk!!!!!
True Stories - I love roundabouts. No self respecting brit takes them at less than 70...
Blasterman - LOL!
CaptainCorc - 70 what?
Diana the Valkyrie - ... and that's only if you don't take the short cut ...
Winsock - Roundabouts are unheard of in the west but there are a few in the east
Diana the Valkyrie - Make sure you check out Hyde Park corner, preferably on a moped
Rhys - I'll tell you this, one travels a lot faster on UK secondary roads than on US roads. 60 was a normal speed on the A36 and it's conterparts. And very few dolty, slow, dimwit drivers.
True Stories - No roundabouts? Please don't tell me you resort to traffic lights on every junction?
Rhys - Yes! There are only four traffic circles left in Connecticut.
Winsock - Seems to be dimwit drivers almost everywhere I've been
Blasterman - Yes SG,gives us a chance to attempt sub 10 second quater miles.
Rhys - I was pleasantly surprised.
Diana the Valkyrie - Roundabouts are more difficult yo use, SG, they onvolve drivers making *decisions*
True Stories - So I'm not going to cruising at 90 like at home?
Rhys - You have never been at some US intersections. It's a game of chicken.
Winsock - Well there are speed limit signs, but they are only suggestions
Rhys - Decisions over life and death
True Stories - I usually figure the white one with the black stripe means 'go as fast as you like'
Diana the Valkyrie - What you do on a roundabout, is you just drive straight out. If you hit another car, then both of you have to back off, wait a random length of time, then try again.
Blasterman - Speed limit signs,though they may be the same in appearence ,mean different things in different places,here.
Rhys - A scrutinous observser, I took note of all the differences between trucks (vans and lorries) and autos and all moving things. It's really quite interesting.
Winsock - That's why the bumpers are bigger over there
Blasterman - 65 MPH sign in Atlanta means too slow.In Ct. it's too fast.
Rhys - And I grabbed a bit of flint form Avebury. They were NOT selling bits at the gate afterall.
True Stories - How easy is it to rent a car with a manual gearchange over there? I hear you are addicted to automatics for some crazy reason
Winsock - Well honestly can you imagine driving through, say, Wyoming at 55 like it used to be?
Blasterman - It's not possible.You will have to pay extra.
Rhys - I own a Jeep Cherokee with a 5 speed manual - it's almost impossible to get one now. I had to fight for the one I got in 91.
CaptainCorc - No prob, Bosun. You can also get one with one a them spark advance/retard controls if you want.
Winsock - The manuals are all teensy little cars
True Stories - For a country addicted to driving you sure know how to take the fun out of it
Rhys - Bosch mag, of course
CaptainCorc - It's very sad, TS.
True Stories - So I have to hold out for the Ferrari to get a manual? I don't even like Ferraris
Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie, you have a new Private message from Rhys
Diana the Valkyrie - Surely you're planning to travel by Stagecoach?
CaptainCorc - It's the litigation thing. Hertz would be sued to death for not telling people how to shift.
Blasterman - People here like to feel like they are still in their living rooms,instead of driving.
CaptainCorc - We've already covered the stage coaches, Diana.
Winsock - Make sure you pick up a maintenance schedule for your route because the roads are often closed for maintenance
Blasterman - LOL! Cap
Clepsydra - Rhys, you have a new Private message from Diana the Valkyrie
True Stories - I figured on maybe the Stagecoach out West Diana, not sure about landfall in NY though
CaptainCorc - You could opt to rent a buckboard, Bosun.
Diana the Valkyrie - Rhys, click on "Read PMs", just under the Valkyrie
True Stories - A buckboard?
CaptainCorc - Kind of like a private stage coach, TS.
CaptainCorc - You can do all the shifting you like, but the mule might not pay attention.
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 6:17pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rhys, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - How goes the daily grind? Have you seen the Light yet?
Winsock - Plan on spending at least a day clearing customs
Rhys - Back! Got the messages and got booted as well.
* Blasterman gets out his ricshaw and dusts it off for SG's arrival.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 6:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - There's a puff of red smoke, and a Valkyrie appears. Cough splutter cough cough.
Rhys - Winsock - You'll scare the poor lad away. Customs was nothing, both ways.
True Stories - So if I pull your rickshaw, you will show me the sights of NY Blast?
Diana the Valkyrie - I changed the PM system to this one, Rhys
Blasterman - Where's that chinaman that came with it?
Winsock - Actually it depends on the point of entry, Rhys, NY isn't bad I don't think
True Stories - Do we still arrive at Ellis Island?
Winsock - Are you coming by boat?
Rhys - Yes, I got it all now, Diana. Couldn't see the stuff below the Valkyrie
CaptainCorc - Try to avoid the Tijuana customs, TS.
Blasterman - I'd be happy to show you some sights in NY,but if you only have two weeks,why go there?
CaptainCorc - I think you're more likely to come in via Riker's Island, Bosun.
Winsock - Don't worry about the body search, either, it's rather painless
Rhys - One really does not see the country until one goes into the "country".
True Stories - We figure it might be the easiest way into the country Blast. Everyone else seems to go there, thought we'd see why
Rhys - You have to get into the interior
True Stories - I can request a customs officer of the opposite sex for that part Winsock, right?
Winsock - That's what the body search does
CaptainCorc - The heartland.
CaptainCorc - Iowa.
Rhys - We'll wear out native costumes and do our country dances.
Blasterman - The country sides are the most beautiful,and the coastal towns,and the mountains.I guess you do have to arrive at some large city though.
Winsock - They do the body searches in teams of 3
True Stories - That's certainly part of the plan Rhys, how much we can actually fit into a fortnight, and still have fun doing it, I'm waiting to figure
Rhys - And things are so delightfully inexpensive; a byproduct of very few national social programs.
Rhys - But the roads will be bumpier
True Stories - OK, so I rent a beach buggy for doing the interior
Winsock - You need to plan but it's nice to be spontaneous about things too
Rhys - You can do a lot in a fortnight (such an archaic expression)
CaptainCorc - They'll take you back to Riker's if they catch you in a beach buggy on the freeway, Bosun.
True Stories - I'm hoping to have a few bits that say 'go from A to B, you got 3 days' with the journey being not much over a single day's drive
Blasterman - No,two weeks is not enough time.You will run around too much.Save the money and rent the movie.
True Stories - The only places my friend has mentioned so far are NY, and the Grand Canyon (should fit those into one trip easily!)
Rhys - I heard some-one actually say "blimey" twice.
Winsock - But they are faaaaaar apart
True Stories - But the movie won't be over here for ages Blast, that's the whole point!!!
CaptainCorc - It's a lightyear and a parsec from NY to the Grand Canyon.
Diana the Valkyrie - But did anyone say "Cor Blimey"?
True Stories - If we want to do the grand canyon, where's the best place to fly to? Any (serious!) recommendations?
CaptainCorc - Ummmmm.....
Rhys - It slides out so easily - No, never got the whole thing.
Rhys - Heard one very funny scrap of conversation in London...
CaptainCorc - Check witchyer travel agent there Bosun. I have no idea.
Blasterman - SG,I recommend selecting 3 locations,and spending 3 to 4 days at each.
True Stories - Hey, my travel agent will give me even more dubious advice than you guys! I don't trust those crooks...
CaptainCorc - Well, that's very true, Bosun.
CaptainCorc - Let me do some research and get back to you.
Rhys - Four middle aged people. The wife says to the other wife, and elbows her husband as she says it, "And then 'is Lordship 'ere makes a stinky." His full red face becomes redder and he stifles a laugh. She jabs him again.
Rhys - I staggered away laughing.
Winsock - I'd guess Phoenix for the Grand Canyon
True Stories - I'm not altogether sure where it actually is, somewhere towards the SW?
CaptainCorc - Basically, yes.
Winsock - Arizona
CaptainCorc - Can you say "Arizona", Bosun?
Winsock - And Phoenix is the only large city in arizona i can think of
Clepsydra - True Stories, you have a new Private message from Rhys
CaptainCorc - Well, there's Tucson.
CaptainCorc - Yuma.
Blasterman - and Tempe
Winsock - Yes, true, big enough for an airport for sure
CaptainCorc - Tombstone.
CaptainCorc - Flagstaff.
Winsock - But I'll bet you have to fly to phoenix first
Clepsydra - Rhys, you have a new Private message from True Stories
Blasterman - Sidona
CaptainCorc - Possible, Winsock. Undeniably possible.
CaptainCorc - Gila Monster.
Winsock - Sidona?
CaptainCorc - Packrat.
True Stories - Tombstone, now that sounds like a fun place to visit. Do we think it will be good fro the Canyon, or further than Pheoninx?
CaptainCorc - Devil's Corner.
Blasterman - Tes where the big red rocks are.
CaptainCorc - Ripoff-the-Limey.
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 6:35pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rhys, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - How goes the daily grind? Have you seen the Light yet?
Winsock - You could spend two weeks just in the SW easily
Rhys - Bounced again. Can't handle PMs, Diana.
True Stories - Ripoff-the-Limey? Sounds like my sort of town, book me in now
CaptainCorc - Ripoff the Limey on Colorado. You should feel at home there, Bosun.
Blasterman - Tombstone is historical.It was Wyatt Erps town.
Winsock - What you're trying to do would be like seeing all of England in a day
True Stories - I understand that Winsock, at some point I'll have to narrow it down to just a few sights
Diana the Valkyrie - Bounced in what way, Rhys?
Winsock - It's the travel time because this stuff is so far apart
Clepsydra - There's a time to live and a time to die 6:38pm
True Stories - I think the basic idea should work though, fly to NY, take a leisurely drive to destination A over a week, fly to destination B, drive another week to point C, then finally fly to Dallas
Rhys - I get the message, "performed an illegal operation" with the naughty X and I'm gone.
Blasterman - Why Dallas??
True Stories - I'm more interested in the middle bits, my Friend want ABC
Winsock - Yes, sounds good if carefully planned
ExtensiveUSTraveler - Nickname change, Blasterman is now known as ExtensiveUSTraveler
True Stories - Guaranteed Star Wars tickets Blast! There's an SF convention there that weekend
Winsock - make sure you have all the reservations ahead of time, at least for car rentals and the like
Rhys - I use Netscape III Navigator Gold
Diana the Valkyrie - That's your browser crashing, which browser do you use?
Rhys - Yes, I know.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, that's what I use, it crashes sometimes. Written by wombats.
Diana the Valkyrie - It's got a memory leak.
Rhys - I'm running nothing else.
CaptainCorc - Howling wombats?
Rhys - But I fear 't'wil crash every time I use Pms
Clepsydra - There's a time to live but isn't it strange that as soon as you are born you're dying. 6:41pm
True Stories - If you folks were to visit just one place in the whole US, where would you recommend as actually living up (close) to the hype?
ExtensiveUSTraveler - Too bad Star Wars picked Dallas.
Winsock - Netscape 4.5 seems pretty stable
CaptainCorc - TS, find Netscape Navigator III Gold, make it crash and see if it howls. If it does, that's the sound you want.
Rhys - Oh, GOD! What am I to do?
ExtensiveUSTraveler - In Joy Nash's house.
Rhys - What hype? No hype here.
CaptainCorc - Any of the natural wonders, Bosun.
Winsock - Depends what one wants
True Stories - Essentially, I could pick any city showing it, but I'm not sure how to secure tickets for the opening show. There's no point going all that way and not doing things properly!!!
Rhys - We're jus' folks. Hail!
CaptainCorc - Yellowstone, Grand Canyon, those Bat Caves.
Winsock - I spent a week in Las Vegas and for what it is, I had a fantastic time
CaptainCorc - Glacier, Yosemite, even our own Cascades.
Rhys - Gotta go.
ExtensiveUSTraveler - Napa Valley
Winsock - Bye Rhys
Rhys - I'll show ya the country, my boy.
CaptainCorc - Napa Valley is beautiful.
ExtensiveUSTraveler - bye Rhys
True Stories - Yellowstone might well be my choice, but where is it? Would it be a viable place to travel through, or is it in the middle of nowhere?
CaptainCorc - California coastline.
Winsock - Wyoming
True Stories - 'night Rhys
Rhys - Take you to the colored section of New Haven.
ExtensiveUSTraveler - Ride down the Big Sur
CaptainCorc - It's in the middle of nowhere. Wyoming, mostly.
Rhys - You'll see it all.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rhys, come back soon.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 6:44pm)
Clepsydra - See you ...
ExtensiveUSTraveler - San Simione
True Stories - Now I've not even heard of the Cascades or Napa Valley. That makes them good for me
Winsock - I'm partial to the west coast
ExtensiveUSTraveler - SanDiego,La Jolla
CaptainCorc - Napa Valley's in California. The Cascades are the mountain range in Wash/Ore/Calif.
True Stories - Big Sur? San Simione? What are these places?
Winsock - If you want a good trip, drive up the west coast Hwy 1 from Tijuana up to Vancouver
CaptainCorc - That would be a wonderful trip, Winsock.
Winsock - Some of that will be 101
ExtensiveUSTraveler - Yes a Calif.coast trip would be perfect.
True Stories - How long a journey is that? Can it be done in a fortnight, allowing time to stop and play each day?
ExtensiveUSTraveler - One week up the west coast,one week ......
Winsock - But continue north on upto canada ... even to the Canadian Rockies if time permits
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 6:47pm
Winsock - Banff and Lake Louise in Alberta
Diana the Valkyrie - SG, put your travel schedule up on the web site.
True Stories - The Touring Coffee Drinker...
CaptainCorc - Let us know when you hit Washington state. Winsock and I will come and kidnap you.
Winsock - Yeah, for sure
True Stories - I'll put it on my message board when we fix it Diana
CaptainCorc - We'll lash you to the top of Mt. Baker and wait for it to blow.
True Stories - Actually, I may put a plea for advice on their before logging off tonight
Winsock - LOL Capt
True Stories - I hope Mt Baker will be prompt, I only get two weeks...
ExtensiveUSTraveler - One week,fly to Quebec city,and drive down the east coast,through the White Mountains in New Hampshire,down to Cape Cod,through R.I. (see Newport)(and Blaster).
CaptainCorc - Volcanos, more mercurial, will blow in their own good time, Bosun.
Winsock - That's a beautiful trip also
Winsock - Newport is very interesting and full of old mansions
* True Stories wonders if he advertises as a touring wrestler if lots of women will spontaneously offer to play...
Winsock - Careful of WTD, though
Diana the Valkyrie - Advertise yourself as "Renee's younger brother"
ExtensiveUSTraveler - Newport is also home to the US naval war college.
Blaster - Nickname change, ExtensiveUSTraveler is now known as Blaster
CaptainCorc - Hey!! Maybe you should go to Illinois and visit Fermilab, Bosun.
True Stories - BTW, in the US, is it the front or the back seats of the cinema you fight over?
Winsock - Yeah, you could sign up for a seminar on naval battle tactics
* CaptainCorc never has fought over movie seats.
True Stories - For some odd reason everyone in the UK wants the back seats, I can't figure it out
Winsock - Just wait til the movie has been out awhile and pick any seat you want
CaptainCorc - Must be so one can abuse oneself in relative privacy.
Blaster - The Northeast Atlantic Islands are beautiful too.Block Island,Nantucket,Martha's Vinyard,and you can take your car by ferry.
Winsock - Yes, I think Pee Wee Herman was sitting in the back row
CaptainCorc - Shows what kind of cinema you prefer, True Stories.
True Stories - What's so private if eveyone is huddled at the back though? Sometimes we brits do the strangest things
Blaster - LOL!!Winsock
Bigsexy - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 6:58pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Bigsexy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
True Stories - You have different kinds of cinema in the US??!!!
True Stories - Evening BS
Winsock - In the Philippines, the theatres all had balconies and everyone fought over those
Bigsexy - what up
Blaster - Hi,bigsexy
* CaptainCorc sniggers at TS's bon mot.
Bigsexy - what up
Winsock - hello Bigsexy
True Stories - I'm obtaining travel advice for a planned trip to the US
Bigsexy - winsock
CaptainCorc - How big is big and how sexy is sexy, Bigsexy?
Bigsexy - what are we chattingabout
True Stories - bon mot? Wish I could take the credit for it CC, which mot was bon?
Bigsexy - 6,3 250 balck male who plays b-ball
Bigsexy - i,m mean black
CaptainCorc - That's pretty big, but what about the sexy part?
Winsock - travel advice for someone visiting the US from England
Blaster - Baseball?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, Bigsexy
CaptainCorc - The "different kinds of cinema" mot, TS.
Bigsexy - diamond cut eyes and nice build!
Winsock - And modest, too
Bigsexy - Who is a poet!
True Stories - Think of it as an honest query, we only have big multiscreen theatres left over here
CaptainCorc - Multiscreen and strictly XXX?
Winsock - No sleazy XXX houses?
Bigsexy - and who loves fbb
Winsock - No art film houses?
CaptainCorc - I mean, you're not planning to abuse yourself over "Star Wars" are you, TS?
<(- -)> - Nickname change, Blaster is now known as <(- -)>
True Stories - XXX houses? Video and later the net, killed those years ago I believe
CaptainCorc - Forgive me, Bigsexy, but what the hell is a diamond cut eye?
<(- -)> - Hello SG,it is I Yoda.
* <(- -)> Hi,all
True Stories - I guess student towns may have an art house, if you know where to look
Bigsexy - slanted eyes we call them diamonds
CaptainCorc - I see. Thank you, that's a new one on me.
Bigsexy - Hello diana
True Stories - So if I'm planning on a front row seat, it's not going to be as easy as in the UK Captain?
CaptainCorc - Yes. You'll have to practice your wares on Diana, Bigsexy. It's wasted on the rest of us here right now.
True Stories - Master Yoda, will you teach me the ways of the force?
Bigsexy - Question?
True Stories - So I can grow up into a big strong Jedi like yourself?
CaptainCorc - I really couldn't say, TS.
Winsock - May the farce be with you
=^..^= - Nickname change, <(- -)> is now known as =^..^=
Bigsexy - I been trying to date a fbb
Winsock - What happened to <(- -)>?
=^..^= - Does this look like a cat to anybody?
CaptainCorc - Any luck?
Bigsexy - but one that i see like women
True Stories - Now that you mention it Blast, maybe more like a spider without prompting
Winsock - Is that true, BS, or are they just tellin you that?
* =^..^= a cat?
True Stories - Maybe if you tried the = in subscript?
Bigsexy - what is up with that anyone reply!
CaptainCorc - It looks like the Hindi for Napier's Constant, Blast.
Winsock - I did reply
[[[*v*]]] - Nickname change, =^..^= is now known as [[[*v*]]]
Bigsexy - I see them Coming on to other women
CaptainCorc - Now you're getting somewhere.
* [[[*v*]]] a spider?
True Stories - Don't look to me for dating advice BS or you're forever doomed!
True Stories - Maybe needs another pair of legs?
Winsock - And I take it you don't like to share, BS
Bigsexy - That ok!
[[[*v*]]] - (* v *)..........a dead chicken?
Bigsexy - What do you mean share
Bigsexy - What do you mean share
Winsock - You look like bookends, [[[*v*]]]
(* v *) - Nickname change, [[[*v*]]] is now known as (* v *)
True Stories - Sorry, had to see the spider in the pager!
Peter - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 7:12pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Peter, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Winsock - Share your woman with another woman
Peter - Good evening room
Winsock - Maybe you could make it a threesome?
True Stories - But he changed nicks before I could drat him!!!!
Bigsexy - I am a one woman man
True Stories - Morning Peter, must be almost the Scandanavian hour again!
Bigsexy - that why I am single
Peter - Whatīs up GUess which animal I am?
(* v *) - Heres one of a man with a toupe.......{:o)
Winsock - No one said the search would be easy, BS
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Peter
Clepsydra - (* v *), you have a new Private message from True Stories
Bigsexy - Does anybody know where
Winsock - Hi Peter, didn't mean to ignore you
Peter - Not Really ShyGuy but I canīt sleep even if I have to start work in les than 5 hours
(* v *) - Man with a wind blown toupe .......} (:o(
Peter - No problem Winsock
(* v *) - Hi,Peter!
True Stories - A baby seal Peter?
Blaster - Nickname change, (* v *) is now known as Blaster
Bigsexy - close I live in albany
Peter - Baby seal ?
Winsock - LOL, BS
Giles uk Thea B - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 7:15pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Giles uk Thea B, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
True Stories - You said guess which animal...
Peter - I thought that it was you Blaster
True Stories - Hey Giles, I take it you got company?
Winsock - Hello Giles and Thea
Bigsexy - Blaster why do you keep changing your name
Blaster - How could you tell,Peter?
Peter - Hi Giles uk Thea B
Winsock - Blaster has a problem with multiple-personality disorder, BS
Blaster - It's for statistical reasons BS.
Bigsexy - OH
Peter - I think you did something like that a few night ago
True Stories - You should see him when they argue with themself...
True Stories - The cat chasing the mouse is the worst
Giles uk Thea B - Giles; Eve all, Thea Hi y'all
Winsock - How are you feeling, Giles?
Peter - I saw him do that the other night SG
Blaster - sorry,Hi Giles
Bigsexy - what up giles and thea
Peter - No romans and huns tonight blaster ?
Peter - Or was that someone else ?
True Stories - Is that the mighty Thea Bennington with you Giles?
Winsock - You been giving Giles a hard time Thea?
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 7:18pm
Blaster - It is hard to maintain the clownlike facade that is Blasterman,for long periods of time.
Giles uk Thea B - any questions for Thea Bennington?
Winsock - Are you in the running for most nicks?
Winsock - I just asked one
True Stories - Are you having fun over here THea?
True Stories - If not, why not Giles?!
Bigsexy - Bigsexy loves all fbb and until he finds one that can hang I will kep in looking
Blaster - WP,has me beat by a mile.
Winsock - I think there must be a lag
Mike B - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 7:22pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Mike B, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Peter - In what Blaster ?
True Stories - wb Mike
Peter - Hi Mike B
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Giles, Hi Thea
True Stories - Any news on my how my Packers fared today?
Mike B - Hi True, Peter
Blaster - nicknames used.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Mike
Winsock - Good evening Mr B
Mike B - Hi DV ... you have mail
Bigsexy - Nice chatting with all of you! Bigsexy over and out!
Blaster - Hi,Mike
Mike B - Hi Winsock
True Stories - 'night BS
Winsock - Bye, BS
Peter - By BS
Blaster - bye,BS
Giles uk Thea B - Thea: Giles will be punished tomorrow as he said my scissors were not strong enough for him, tho they ko'd him in 3 secs
Peter - Make it faster tomorrow Thea
Bigsexy - Don't worry I will find a fbb worth taking care of
Winsock - Sheesh, how could they not be strong enough if they knocked him out in 3 seconds? Going for a record Giles?
True Stories - Do we get to hear what punishment that might be?
Blaster - gotta run!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Blaster, come back soon.
Blaster - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 7:25pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, cub reporter
Mike B - He survived, Winsock ... anything short of death is considered failure in the scissors business, dont'cha know
True Stories - 3 secs? Those sound like some pretty deadly scissors to me!!!
Peter - bye Blaster
Winsock - I have this image of someone all black & blue and swollen
True Stories - 'night Blast, thanks for all the help
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Bigsexy, come back soon.
Bigsexy - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 7:25pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - This couild be a good Olympic event, the scissors knockout
Winsock - But to be fair, we'd have to use the same guy, so I guess Giles would have a job ahead of him.
True Stories - But how do we obtain an Olympic standardised Giles to test them on Diana?
Mike B - Thea, I don't know if you remember me, but we have dined together at a Jersey diner.
Diana the Valkyrie - We'd use the British Standard Giles
Mike B - Would we measure the applied pressure in BGU's? (British Giles Units)
Winsock - Ah, I completely forgot about the BSG
Clepsydra - True Stories, you have a new Private message from Peter
Peter - Itīs time to try sleeping again See you soon
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 7:30pm
Clepsydra - True Stories, you have a new Private message from Peter
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, Peter
Winsock - G'night Peter
True Stories - 'night Peter
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Peter, come back soon.
Peter - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 7:31pm)
Mike B - I gotta go ... hot Trivial Pursuit date downstairs
Mike B - See ya!
Winsock - Seeya Mike
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Mike B, come back soon.
Mike B - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 7:32pm)
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 7:33pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, HardbodyPaul, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra picks up Paul and starts squatting ... 144, 145, 146 ...
Winsock - Giles and Thea are you still here?
HardbodyPaul - Hey there, Hi there, Ho there!
HardbodyPaul - Winsock, are we gonna have to set up a cot for you in here?
Winsock - Hiya HBP
Winsock - hahaha it's been a long weekend i've enjoyed it
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, HBP
HardbodyPaul - Hello, lovely Diana!
True Stories - Hey there Paul
HardbodyPaul - So, did they do the video yet?
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Shy!
True Stories - Don't suppose you have a Packers/49ers score for me?
HardbodyPaul - It's a good chat room, isn't it, Winsock?
HardbodyPaul - Sure don't, Shy. Sorry. I wasn't watching the game.
Winsock - It's great, HBP, and amazing the different changes it goes through
True Stories - There's no such thing as a typical chat Winsock, that's for sure
Winsock - The Tea Room doesn't seem to get used
Diana the Valkyrie - Thanks for the compliments about the chat room, folks
Diana the Valkyrie - The tea room is like an overflow, or if you want to have a meeting on a particular subject
HardbodyPaul - Where's Giles and Thea? Does she have him "all bound up" or something?
Diana the Valkyrie - Giles is a bit tied up right now.....
HardbodyPaul - Sheila, Kasie and I used the Tea Parlour for that very purpose, last week, Diana. It worked out great too.
* True Stories finally notices Diana reorganised the menu on the left, and passes on his compliments on another subtle design touch
HardbodyPaul - We got our plans together for the video.
HardbodyPaul - Lucky Giles. If there were ever a set of legs that I WOULD want to get wrapped around me, those legs belong to the lovely Thea!
True Stories - I guess we can expect you for Sheila's chat on Tuesday now Paul?
HardbodyPaul - You betcha, ShyGuy. I'll be there.
HardbodyPaul - Sheila makes me PURRRR!
HardbodyPaul - What you been up to lately, ShyGuy? Anything interesting?
HardbodyPaul - Tell me all about it.
Stumble Bum - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 7:40pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Stumble Bum, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
True Stories - Just a quiet few days before work again tomorrow
Stumble Bum - Hi.
HardbodyPaul - Oh, and ShyGuy, Sheila's chat is on Monday. Not Tuesday.
True Stories - Got to make up for a missing fortnight!
True Stories - Morning SB
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Bum
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, SB
Winsock - Hi Stumble Bum
True Stories - Just testing...
HardbodyPaul - What's "fortnight", ShyGuy?
Stumble Bum - Hey, don't call me a bum.
Stumble Bum - It's not nice.
HardbodyPaul - Don't fall over the coffee table, Bum. Hee hee
True Stories - You don't know fortnight in the US? What do you call two weeks over there?
Stumble Bum - .. jeese. The insults I endure
Winsock - I say fortnight but most say "two weeks"
True Stories - Plus I been getting all sorts of useful advice for my forthcoming US trip
True Stories - To think I might not have known about banking the money after photocopying it without the Captain's help...
Stumble Bum - I'll show ya the good spots where the food is free.
Winsock - I hope the tips come in handy
Stumble Bum - The best dumpsters
True Stories - You see, without folks like SB, how would I find these great places to eat?
Stumble Bum - (hic!)
Winsock - You need to schedule so you hit the bakery dumpsters at just the right time when everything is freshest
Clepsydra - Time for a change 7:45pm
Stumble Bum - excuse me.
Stumble Bum - Yeah! Dunkin Donuts the best
Winsock - What he said
* True Stories retrieves the notepad and starts scribbling again
Stumble Bum - Get good stuff there. (hic!)
CaptainCorc - Glad to be of help TS. Wouldn't want you to fall short of legal tender after all.
Winsock - Don't go near Winchell's, it's all stale
* Eeks, True Stories jumps back in surprise as the Captain stalks back out of the shadows
CaptainCorc - Was on the phone with my bird supplier.
Stumble Bum - Is that the real Thea there? (scratch, scratch...) ugh, a bit itchy after the rain. Hi Thea!
True Stories - You still have chickens up there? I thought you bagged them all long since?
Winsock - I guess that would be a pimp in the UK
CaptainCorc - No chickens. An African Grey parrot.
True Stories - Not the Norwegian Blue?
CaptainCorc - Norwegian blues are too lethargic.
Winsock - A baby parrot or an older one?
CaptainCorc - Baby.
True Stories - You have to get them pre-squawk
Stumble Bum - Gotta go, the bakery is about to close.
True Stories - No end of energy if you get a pre-squawked model
CaptainCorc - Not an itsy bitsy baby, but less than a year old.
Winsock - take care SB
True Stories - 'later SB
Stumble Bum - Nice roosting here for a while. At least it's warm.
CaptainCorc - See you, SB.
True Stories - That's the dual purpose coffee dispenser/central heating system SB
Stumble Bum - ... yeah, okay. Bye.
Stumble Bum - (hic!) ... Urrp. Ughhh. Sorry.
CaptainCorc - I've been surfing parrots for weeks, TS, and I didn't find a thing on pre-squawk Norwegian Blues.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Stumble Bum, come back soon.
Stumble Bum - logged off. --- (Sun Jan 3 7:52pm)
True Stories - Very hard to obtain Captain, although I have a reliable supplier in Bolton, Lancashire...
True Stories - ... out by where my parents live ...
CaptainCorc - I'd never get a foreign bird through customs, TS.
True Stories - But think of all the beautiful plumage you'll be missing out on
CaptainCorc - I know. It's a damn shame, but what am I to do?
True Stories - We'll fly it over...
True Stories - I mean, what self respecting parrot can't fly
CaptainCorc - Will it get along with my Grey, do you think?
Winsock - I'm watching Renee Casella curling ... not a bad show
True Stories - Surely customs won't stop and interogate an Unidentified Flying Parrot?
Winsock - The birds in Australia were fantastic
True Stories - Once you have the Blue you want want the grey any more
CaptainCorc - If they don't, the Air Force will shoot it down.
True Stories - But the air force is busy shooting Saddam right now, we have a break in the cover
CaptainCorc - Our home defenses are never neglected regardless of who we're bombing overseas.
CaptainCorc - No parrot showing up from the sea would be safe.
True Stories - OK, we'll paint it black and fly it in below rader, the Norwegian Stealth
Winsock - How good is our parrot radar, though?
CaptainCorc - Best in the world, Winsock.
True Stories - As long as it doesn't squawk, you'll never hear it coming
Winsock - You might not want to chance it, TS
CaptainCorc - And we are talking pre squawk, right TS? But could it beat my grey in a game of chess?
True Stories - Pre squawk, absolutely, would I lie to you? Already dispatched and on its way as I speak
HardbodyPaul - What in the hell are you two talking about?
True Stories - What the Norwegian Stealth lack in chess playing abilities it makes up for in firepower
CaptainCorc - And me without a cage. How will I find it?
HardbodyPaul - Sorry for my absence. Important phone call.
True Stories - Finding it is your problem, it is in stealth mode after all...
True Stories - I'm selling the Captain a stealth parrot Paul, already delivered
CaptainCorc - I think I'd better ask Diana for help. She knows everything.
HardbodyPaul - It was some muscle girl desperately seeking a young single guy to lift.
HardbodyPaul - Hee hee
CaptainCorc - Diana, how do I track down a stealth parrot?
True Stories - Just so long as you pay the bill Captain, my associates will be happy
True Stories - Lucky Paul!!!!
Winsock - I don't get many calls like that, HBP, but I'm still waiting
HardbodyPaul - Ah-hah, Shy. Hmmmm...stealth parrot. Yeah, I might need one of those too.
True Stories - We can arrange deliver on short notice Paul
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, who am I to turn her down. Ho Hum.
Winsock - What does one DO with a stealth parrot???
True Stories - For a reasonable fee...
* HardbodyPaul wonders what in the hell a stealth parrot is for, anyway.
Giles uk Thea B - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 8:04pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Giles uk Thea B, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
True Stories - Don't ask me Winsock, I'm not the collector, just the delivery agent
True Stories - wb Giles and Thea
Winsock - rehi Giles and Thea
HardbodyPaul - Hey, Giles is back with Thea. Did you pry those gorgeous legs away from your head yet, Giles?
CaptainCorc - Hire it out to the Air Force for big money?
Soc - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 8:05pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Soc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
True Stories - Morning Soc brb
Giles uk Thea B - Hi everybody, we have had trouble getting logged on tonight, but at last we seem to have everything sorted out.
Winsock - Hiya Soc
Soc - Thea when are you coming down to the Southern hemisphere?
* HardbodyPaul thinks it might be kinda tough to type with the gorgeous legs so Thea wrapped around his head.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, G&T, Hi Soc
Soc - hi fellas
Patrick - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 8:06pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Patrick, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Soc
Winsock - I thought you might be having some trouble
HardbodyPaul - Welcome, Patrick
Patrick - Hi there
Winsock - Hi Patrick
Giles uk Thea B - Thea is now staying here till friday in UK, then she returns to Kentucky
True Stories - Back, morning Patrick
Patrick - It;s my second time here and I like it
Clepsydra - Time waits for no one and it won't wait for me. 8:07pm
HardbodyPaul - Did you make the video yet, Giles?
Winsock - Is this your first trip to the UK Thea?
HardbodyPaul - What's you interest in the site here, Patrick?
Giles uk Thea B - Oh gosh, Thea's legs are the strongest I have had the pleasure of getting caught in,,,
Patrick - I am a huge fan of female muscle, Biceps mostly and armwrestling
Soc - Thea when are you coming down here?
Winsock - We're talking to Thea Bennington, Patrick
Soc - and also to you Patrick
Patrick - Hi Thea
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, I agree, Giles. As you may well know, I'm not at all into scissors of any kind from a women. However, if there were ever a pair of legs that I'd allow to be wrapped around me in that mannner, they'd belong to Thea.
Winsock - Well to each other :)
Giles uk Thea B - Thea: I was here last Dec, again staying with Giles. Giles: tomorrow we will make the video, I will be ko'd more times than I was with Sonia
HardbodyPaul - Well, then, you should feel right at home here, Patrick.
HardbodyPaul - Oh dear Lord, Giles. I certainly hope that you live through it.
Winsock - You'll have to shoot that KO in slow motion or it'll be over too fast
Giles uk Thea B - SOC, where is here?
Soc - Sydney
Patrick - Yes This site is the greatest with loads of nice people too. It's good to talk about femuscle, because that is not everywhere well understood in daily life.
Soc - it's a lovely clear summers day today
Winsock - Where are you calling from, Patrick? Im in Washington state
Soc - Everybody in the street keeps asking me when you are coming here Thea
HardbodyPaul - That's part of the joy of this site, Patrick. Being able to openly discuss your love for a muscular/strong women.
Giles uk Thea B - Thea, my scissors will be lasting a long time around his neck, men always think they can take the pressure untill they go asleep.....
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my fate is sealed 8:12pm
HardbodyPaul - EVERYBODY in the street asks that, Soc?
Patrick - I am in the Netherlands. It nighttime here, Just finished working
HardbodyPaul - Ha, not this man, Thea!
Winsock - This I gotta see
HardbodyPaul - Meaning, I'd pass out in a heartbeat!
Soc - well maybe i'm slightly exaggerating for effect
HardbodyPaul - What about lifting, Thea? Will you be doing any lifting of Giles?
Giles uk Thea B - Where are you SOC?
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Soc. Ummm....just slightly, I suppose.
Soc - Sydney, Australia, Earth
HardbodyPaul - He's in Australia, Giles.
HardbodyPaul - Earth! ha ha, Soc
Winsock - Perhaps you could juggle him?
HardbodyPaul - Captain, how's the new lady in your life?
Soc - Thea, talk to me
Giles uk Thea B - Thea:I will be doing some squats,carries, and some zzzzzz
Patrick - Because I am new maybe a stupid question, but do you armwrestle thea?
HardbodyPaul - How many squats do you think you will be able to do with Giles, Thea?
HardbodyPaul - Sounded like a pretty good question to me, Patrick. Do you know who Thea is?
LOUD SOC - Nickname change, Soc is now known as LOUD SOC
Giles uk Thea B - Soc: what do you want to talk about?
Winsock - Speak up, Soc
LOUD SOC - EARTH TO THEA, COME IN, ARE YOU READING ME?
Giles uk Thea B - Thea: I have already done 10 yesterday
LOUD SOC - WHEN ARE YOU COMING DOWN UNDER THEA ?
HardbodyPaul - http://www.thevalkyri.com:80/pics/b/bennington/thea0013.jpg
Soc - Nickname change, LOUD SOC is now known as Soc
Jaxx - logged on. --- (Sun Jan 3 8:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Jaxx, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Winsock - Nice job, Soc
Giles uk Thea B - I can only speak to Room
Jaxx - hello all u beautiful people
HardbodyPaul - http://www.thevalkyrie.com:80/pics/b/bennington/thea0013.jpg
Winsock - Hiya Jaxx
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Jaxx
Soc - Thea , there are many 
