It's a new day!
<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the First Watch 12:00am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Wee Lad</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:00am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Wee Lad, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Do tell 2P....</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Later JF</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - are u getting ready for a show Ms. Sheila???</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big><I>JoanneK</I></big></B> - <blink> Am I blinking, JF?</blink></font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Oh yeah Jaxx....4 weeks left to go...</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Weird JK.  I don't know really.  SG can't see the blinking text either.  Ask him if he can see it in the archives and yes you are blinking</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big><I>JoanneK</I></big></B> - Sheila, where do I get vanadyl, how much do I use?  How much creatine?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Wee Lad</big></B> - Hello?</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big><I>JoanneK</I></big></B> - Hi, Wee Lad.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Wee Lad</big></B> - Why is my screen flashing?</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big><I>JoanneK</I></big></B> - I use MS Internet Explorer.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>JoanneFan</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:02am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, JoanneFan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hi, Fanman, good to see you</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big><I>JoanneK</I></big></B> - Because I did an HTML command, WL.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - ok. is that why your brain is not working right Ms. Sheila???</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Yer whole screen is flashing WL</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><u>nickname</u></big></B> - Nickname change, JoanneFan is now known as <u>nickname</u></font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:03am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Clepsy pounces on T9, wrestles him to the ground, and puts him in a full nelson</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><u>nickname</u></big></B> - Hahahahahaah!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Hey Tom</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Hello again.  </font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, <I>JoanneK</I>, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#801080><B><big><I>JoanneK</I></big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:04am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Keep on pumping</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><u>JoanneFan</u></big></B> - Nickname change, <u>nickname</u> is now known as <u>JoanneFan</u></font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - I miss Mary Roberts</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - You can get vanadyl at any GNC or other sports suppliment store....SportPharma makes a good one.  Don't follow the lable, take 8 tablets a day ...2 at a time....always with carbs.  The creatine should be loaded for 5 days ...5 servings of 5 grams each...then after the 5 days take it down to 2 times 5 grams.  Use it in your pre- workout drink of 40 g protien/110 g carb powder and your post workout drink of 40 g protien/ 150 g carb powder.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 12:04am</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - <A Href="news://news.esi.net/35D47BE6.364FE23E@earthling.net?part=1.2">news://news.esi.net/35D47BE6.364FE23E@earthling.net?part=1.2</a></font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><u>JoanneFan</u></big></B> - 2P's, How long have you been using Netscape?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Have no idea if that'll work so click castiously</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Wee Lad</big></B> - What do I take to get smaller?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Fer-fuckin'-ever.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - I think Alice has a cookie for that.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge. </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><u>JoanneFan</u></big></B> - it has it's good and bads. Speed is one of the bads the way it looks to me...</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - 2P, it didn't work for me.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Yes Jaxx...I guess by the end of the day, the lowered carbs causes brain freeze!!!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Wee Lad</big></B> - Netscape Communicator rules!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><u>JoanneFan</u></big></B> - If you know no better, yes, it does...</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - OK.  IT was a link to a pic on AAWA right now.  When Diana gets NewsThumbs up and working smooth I can start posting pics again</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - I understand. When I would talk to another lady who competes all she talks about is how she will be able to eat when the show is over. What show are u doing Ms. Sheila???</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>JoanneK</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:09am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, JoanneK, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Joanne, nice to see you</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, it's not much longer until the contest.  A little brain freeze is fine!</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>JoanneK</big></B> - <blink>Joanne loves JF</blink></font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - The Canadian Nationals Jaxx...my last stab at my pro card!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Hey Sheila.  Did I read it wrong but on yer Web page it said you bench something like 320</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>JoanneK</big></B> - What is your web page, Sheila?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><u>JoanneFan</u></big></B> - Well, Netscape blinks.... That's cool</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - "Last stab" Sheila?  Will you stop competing if you don't make it?</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>JoanneK</big></B> - <move> I wonder if this text will move</move></font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Hi TomNine!  I just figured out that I have 4 weeks, not 3 weeks left.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><blink>Warrior Poet</blink></big></B> - Nickname change, Wee Lad is now known as <blink>Warrior Poet</blink></font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - do u have to win the show or place in within a certain range Ms. Sheila??</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - 4 weeks without Pizza!?!  You can do it!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><blink>Warrior Poet</blink></big></B> - I am such a prick.  HA!</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - No 2P you read right.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><u>JoanneFan</u></big></B> - 4 weeks, shit!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - to get your pro card??</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Ah, hello Rob.</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>JoanneK</big></B> - I can't believe even your name is blinking in the occupants list.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><blink>Warrior Poet</blink></big></B> - I can do three push-ups!  All at once too!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big><u>JoanneFan</u></big></B> - agreed..</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - 2P, do you think Sheila should bench more? :~)</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - No offence Sheila but I find it hard to believe.  Karla Nelson and the supposed "Big Strong Girls" only bench 315.  </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Nickname change, <blink>Warrior Poet</blink> is now known as Warrior Poet</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - You have to win the overall to get your pro card...I won the heavyweight class last year.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>JoanneFan</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:15am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, JoanneFan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hi, Fanman, good to see you</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>JoanneK</big></B> - Isn't Sheila shorter than Karla Nelson?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>JoanneFan</big></B> - Only 315?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - that stinks IMHO Ms. Sheila</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>JoanneK</big></B> - Thanks for the info. on supplement, Sheila.  What will this vanadyl do for me?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Well 2P...that's my max bench...did it 2 years ago....haven't tried to repeat it.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - It's actually 325 not 320.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I got some HMB tonight.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - The vanadyl will help lean you out and make you harder....it's an insulin regulator....helps control the metabolism.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Well if you can do it maybe you should get the media to pay attention or something.  There are a lot of girls out there that aren't sucessful (not that you aren't) that get a lot of press because they are stronger than most of the other girls.  You seem to be even stronger.  I would play that up and make it work for you</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Have you tried it before Rob?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Have to go get the Local Valkyrie.  Bye.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, TwoPossums, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:19am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Bye, 2P</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, TwoPossums, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:19am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Bye, 2P</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>JoanneFan</big></B> - See ya, possum!</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Joanne</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:20am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Joanne, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I gotta run to the market before it closes....be back later!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - u must have felt good after lifting that much Ms. Sheila</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Sheila, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:21am)</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Joanne</big></B> - Thanks for the info., Sheila.  I'm going to have to try this stuff.  Any bad side effects from it?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - bye Ms. Sheila</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - No, Sheila, I am gonna start using it on Monday.  Once I get a workout, that is.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - now SHE is cool to talk to</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>JoanneFan</big></B> - Bye Sheila!</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Joanne</big></B> - Good night, Sheila.</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Joanne</big></B> - And I'm just a piece of crap, huh, Jaxx?  LOL.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Joanne, did you ever find Sheila's site?</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Joanne</big></B> - No, TN.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - What is Sheila's URL?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>JoanneFan</big></B> - Gotta go, bye everyone! Next time...</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time for a change 12:24am</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Joanne, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#801080><B><big>Joanne</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:24am)</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I did a yahoo saerch and checked the FBB ring with no results.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - bye JF, JK</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - brb with the url.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:25am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Well, back to the fray.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Cool.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, JoanneFan, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=blue><B><big>JoanneFan</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:26am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Bye JF</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:27am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Clepsy pounces on T9, wrestles him to the ground, and puts him in a full nelson</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 12:27am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Zorro, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - The site's been "down for maintenance" far about a week now, but here's the URL...</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - hello Zorro</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - is this the place where famous people come to talk?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Some of us are infamous, Zorro</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - <A Href="http://geocites.com/HotSprings/Spa/8678/index.html">http://geocites.com/HotSprings/Spa/8678/index.html</a></font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Zorro, you are the most famous person here! :~)</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting; one bell on the Graveyard Watch 12:30am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - when i clicked on that url it took me no where</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - It won't even give me a screen Tom.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - no true tomnine i heard that you are the most famous here from looking at all the past writings</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I misspelled "geocities" but it still won't work.  Just bookmark it for later.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Tom, what is your idea of the characteristic that make "self-worth?"</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - We all determine our own self-worth.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - What is yours?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I am doing some homework, that is why I ask.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - do you mean about how much a person is worth by what they get paid on their job?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Zorro, are you a fan of strong women?  What's your taste?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - No, what makes a person worthwhile, Zorro.  I would like to hear your opinions.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Zorro, where do you live?  I am in Maryland, USA.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - not sue about how strong of woman you are talking about tomnine</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Tom, do you not wish to help?  I am only curious what you think.  It is for homework.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - You have a homework assignment about te nature of self worth?  I thought you were studying programming?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I was given this homework by my shrink, Tom.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I already know what I believe.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - a person i ell makes them worthwhile is someone who can teach another person smething WORTH WHILE</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Good answer, Zorro.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I think self worth is more a feeling than something easily defined.  Some pretty worthless people I know seem quite pleased with themselves, and good for them.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Okay.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - i think a person who likes o be respected and liked should express them selves to the fullest</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Have you guys seen Lesa Lewis' page?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Lesa has a page?  No, I haven't seen it.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - It is okay.  More of an interview.  She says her arms are 17.5"</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - take tomnine, here is a man who is very thoughtful with his introduction of the finer sex </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - She's a big girl, I wouldn't argue with her.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - <A Href="http://geocities.com/HotSprings/6118/lewis.htm">http://geocities.com/HotSprings/6118/lewis.htm</a></font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - this lisa lewis is she the biggestwoman out there or are there bigger woman than her?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Tom is a sharp fellow.  I am proud to be his friend.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I think she is the biggest in sheer mass.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Colour changed</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I think about some things because I have no intuitive grasp on it.  My dealings with women leave me constantly baffled.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - as am i proud to be his friend ,even though we have neer met i fell like we know each other very well.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Lesa is right up there with the biggest grls, just a notch down from Nicole Bass.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Zorro, have you chatted here under a different name?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Zorro must be Ghost</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - tomnine you are a very loyal friend of this nicole bass</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - tomnine you are a very loyal friend of this nicole bass</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I like Nicole.  She's a good person.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - tomnine you alwas guess who i am, you ar the only one who catches everyone who comes in here under a different name</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Zorro, you must be... Sen!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - and i love to come in and get you but i neer do,lol</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - oh, you guessed</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - the wrong name that is ,try again my blade is not that sharp as to you not knowing who this is.i always give you a clue with the same person</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Why "Zorro"?  Did ya just see the movie?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - no tomnine never saw that ne but i heard it's also playing in Japan,lol</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - if i was a snake you would have been biten already tomnine</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - If you make me guess I'd say BLU but it's no fun if you give me too many clues!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - WP has no idea to this masked man's true name?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Ghost was a good guess.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - well you know i just give you the clue that unmasked Zorro</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Huh?  I was off taking the trash out.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - i love coming in here and having fun with you Tom since you were such a entleman with my wife</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - JF</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - It was a pleasure to meet Nicole.  How is Japan going for her?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - poor Ghost never shows his sheets anymore</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Ghost came by last night!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - hings are happening so fast hr head is spinning</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - He just moved into a new condo, was very busy.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - Good to hear that Tom ,Mikes a very nice man</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Is Nicole wrestling just once over there?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - so his phone is now in working condention</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - WF=JF?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Maybe Ghost has a new number now, but he was chatting last night.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Don't let him hear you say that, BLU.  I am WP.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Ghost seemed rather happy last night.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - did he sound lie he was in a happy mood?just saw something you typed before WP thats all i was not sure</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - BLU, when I was looking at Diana's galleries the other day I realized that your pics were attributed to "Bob Bass".  Does Diana think that's your name, or is it just easier that way?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Yeah, Mike was chipper last night!  I was gald to see him.  I really like him.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - anyone going to Ed's BBQ next week?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Isn't your name Bob?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Ghost seemed his regular jolly self last night, looking forward to all the ladies visiting his town for the North Americans.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting; two bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:00am</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I'd like to go to one of the BBQ's some day, but not this year.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - tom i laughed my head off when i saw that i met her in Lonon she knows my real last name ,,she must have that guy working for her again , he's the one wo comes over to shoot for her here in America</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - yes WP names Bob ,but last name is not Bass</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - You actually met Diana?  I thought her identity was a secret.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I used to be called Bob, too.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - WP, Bob did not take Nicole's last name when they wed.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - OK.  I am sorta confused.  When did you marry her?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - sure wet o afternoon tea with her a real good looker..maybe i should keep my mo</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - My apologies, BLU, but I can't believe that.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - BLU, have you been to Ed's BBQ before?  I'm wondering how much Time is spent socializing outside of the sessions.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - mouth shut about her,is it supposed to be a seceret of who she is,or what she looks like?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Well, I have never seen her.  yabe some others have.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Few have seen Diana.  She prefers to remain an enigma.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - you spend almost most of the weekend talking, swimming ,talking pics having dinner and doing sessions</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I don't believe anyone has ever seen her, sorry Bob.  I think you are teasing me.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I am not even sure she is a she.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - hope i do not get myself in any kind of trouble with Diana, she is a very nice looking woman so i am not saying anything bad about her</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - The BBQ is at a big airport hotel this year, seems like an odd place.  I'm from Boston and visit sometImes, maybe next year I'll shoot for the BBQ.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - don't undestand WP? we went to Paris and London and she took us to afternoon tea</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Sorry, BLU, but I can't believe Diana has ever let anyone see her.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - WP, Diana has also mentioned that they met.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - WP you have never saw a pic of Diana?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - No one has, BLU.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Yes, Tom, but Diana also claims to be a valkyrie.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - me and icole met her in Londonand she was very sweet and we also met some guy last year that works for he..and i and even Stu now shoot pics for her too</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - well i have pics from the rip but now that you are telling me all this is to be quiet, ill never print them</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Then I shal;l feel vindicated.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - if you met Diana ,saw her and talkd to her ..believe me she is very much a Valkyrie!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - OK.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - diana has a certain power of her that when you meet her it's like meting Arnold  or Marlyn Monroe or a supper star all heads turn just like hen Nicole walks around .Diana has the same drawing power</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Charisma, BLU.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Diana has recommended I leave the chatroom.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - really when was that WP?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - In an e-mail tonight.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - WP, did she actually ask you to leave, or are you infering something?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - why WP?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - No, she recommended that I leave.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Because I am greatly disliked by many people here, BLU.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - for what reason WP?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I guess I have been rude to many people.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - WP i come in her or a good time but never disrespect anyon ,i blew my cool one time in her with JF anf i said i was sorry and we even finaly made friends</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 01:20am</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Rob, most of the time it is a pleasure to chat with you.  But you can be combative and disruptive, and that's no fun.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 01:20am</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I have had a few problems here, BLU.  I apologized but JF is unwilling to forgive me.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - well you seem ok to me....why are you still here than?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I know Tom.  I am only waiting for her reply before I leave.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - tom i hope members here like me.Thats very inportant to me because i like people and just like to have fun once in awhile </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I like you, BLU.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 01:24am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Sheila, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Diana only responded to my suggestion that it is better if I leave until people simmer down.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - BLU, I think most people like your visits.  Sometimes you make strong comments that are a little upsatting, but no trouble in the end.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Up the Beatles 01:24am</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Hi Sheila.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I may be gone for several weeks, I dunno.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - And everybody is happy when Sheila comes to chat!  Welcome back.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - well we come in here to tak about the finer things in life such as amazons that wrestle, do lifts and carries and private posing, also to talk about our common interests in these dreams come true for use few lucky guys like Tomnine</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I have now restocked my oatmeal/potatoe/chicken breast .....I hate grocery shopping when I'm dieting!!!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - WP, if you originated the suggestion that you take a break, that's not the same as Diana suggesting it.  I know she's a little tired of your darker antics as well.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - thank you Tomnine, evening Shelia</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Zorro, you are the one living the dream!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I never said she suggested it, Tom.  I said she recommended it.  I know I am unliked, but I try.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Hi BLU....how are you tonight?  Hi Rob</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Back in a second.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - WP you try to be unliked?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Hello Sheila</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - No, I really like everyone here, but I have a depression problem that makes me very moody.  That causes problems.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I am trying to fix it, though.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Kay...I'm back...</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:30am</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - WP, I hate to play shrink, but is it more bipolar than just depression?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, how long is your site going to be down for maintenance?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - hing wrong with explaining this to the chat room ,i once recommened we have a hearing..maybe you should ask for one that all can come into te chat room and take some kind of vote.like a private message to Diana to see if you stay or go </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - No.  I just have zero self-esteem, Tom.  I can't believe it if someone says they like me, but I always think they hate me.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - No need, BLU.  I would lose any popularity contest.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - sounds like my answer will be a big hit with this site something like a jury</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - WP, I've seen you be very likable then later act like a jerk.  That's a sure way to get a "friend" to turn against you.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - you have my vote to give you a chance to smartin up</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I use passive aggressive behavious, Tom, inadvertantly 99% to trick people into liking me.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Diana wouldn't throw anybody out even if a majority wanted it.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - When I ask "Why do you hate me?" I mean "Do you like me?"</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - When i always come in here under a different screen name i never leave before makeing sure Tomnine knows it's me</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Tom, is right. I asked her to kick me out several times because I can't leave on my own.  It is like trying to quit smoking with a cigarette in you hand.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time it waits for no man my future it is revealed 01:34am</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Until I send the guy who maintains it some new pics....probably the end of August.  I have a new site devoted to my new company that should be up and running by end of next week.  It's called Hardgirl Inc.  I don't know the web address yet, but I should have it by next week.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - WP, you are the only person here to even pose questions like "why do you hate me," and it might be just because someone didn't notice your PM.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Believe me, though.  I don't want to go.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - kinda of like a game between me and him ..he always starts off with have you ever been in this room under a different name ..than and only than i give him his clues</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Yeah, crazy isn't it?  I just can't see why anyone would like me, that is why I ask.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I would have never guessed your identity, BLU.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, I look forward to your new pics and site.  I bet you look awesome!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - is that not true Tom</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Sorry, I am hogging the attention.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - well than just drop it ,come in and lisen and have fun without trying to be a wise guy o trouble maker</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - What is your company about, Sheila?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I sure hope you all think so....I've been working pretty hard this last year to improve my weak points.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - Sheila are you a Bodybuilder?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - But, based on both of you guy's support.  I think I will stay.  Thanks, it is nice to be liked.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I don't always say who I think a chatter is, letting them play whatever game they want.  BLU has a unique style, and when he asked if another FBB was bigger than Lesa Lewis I just watched to see where it went.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I always assume it is Ghost.  Unless the disguise is female, then it is JF.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - yes WP just cool down for a while..things can only get bette.Diana has her and full with all her children</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Yes BLU...I'm a Canadian FBB....won the '97 Canadian Heavyweight title and am going again in 4 weeks.  I have a gallery on Diana's site...under Sheila Burgess</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Sheila?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Ghost is another likely suspect, with Rhys and Scooby.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Yes, Scooby is the real prankster!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila als has great pics on the Mass Muscle site.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Sorry Rob...It's a training business with photo and video sales.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I will be master of all beneath my feet soon, BLU.  You will see.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - Great I love heavy weight woman BB and yes tom that was my first clue, nice meeting you sheila where are you going to compete from here </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Hey, I even guessed the identity of "Fire" with almost no clues.  Lucky!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - That parcel I sent you, Sheila, is coming via air mail.  It should be another week.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - are you going to go to the BBQ?Sheila?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - <IMG SRC="http://www.massmuscle.com/sheila1.jpg"></font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Hope to get my pro card at this year's Canadians...then on to the Jan Tana's.  If I don't get the card....well can't say I didn't give it my best shot.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - And, no Sheila, I have never used HMB.  I am gonna try it out. BUt I got all the other supplements you recommended.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Blu, that's Sheila.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - if you need any help with diet or training ill bew gladto offer this for freto you</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, if you don't make pro this year will you quit competing?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Sheila is a genius, BLU.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - That was last year....things look a little different now!!!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - Damm i could get her her pro card in no time</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 01:45am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - well this weeked is the team universe here in New York i am n IFBB Offical</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, did you put on about 10 lbs of muscle since then?  I hope you didn't cut your hair!</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I don't think it'll be a problem this year, but if I don't then yes I think that I will cease to compete.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I put on about 12 lbs since last year....and no, my hair is even longer now!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - isten you stay in here it tookmy wife 7 trys to get herpro card screwed her over a few times </font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 01:47am</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Cananda puts out some great FBB's and there aren't many chances to go pro.  Good luck!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Your wife, BLU, was a victim of politics.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I have been really lucky to have found the best trainer.....taught by the best...Charles Poliquin, Charles Glass, and Paul Chek</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - yesnow shes making big money so you hang in there,ok?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Blu, is Team Universe a big deal?  I know Stu is going up for it as well.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - BLU, do you train?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - listen to one person, not three Glass is real good , even a great poser</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - There is a BB competition in my town every year.  I have fantasized about entering next year just to say I did.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Yeah BLU...but Nicole is a few years younger than me....it's getting harder and harder to do the dieting thing.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - entered the Mr. America years ago when it wa wih the AAU</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - you are a baby you look like a million dollars</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - When did you start BB Sheila?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - lol, Nicole is the happest woman in the world "NO MORE DIET"</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - No BLU....MY trainer was taught by those three...he's combined the best of all three worlds...in 5 months I've put on close to 10 lbs of muscle....I am currently 4 weeks out , and my BF is at 6.5%</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - A non-dieting Nicole must make BLU happier too!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, what weight do you expect to compete at?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - How did you get so lean?!</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Aww..thanks BLU...I sure wish I felt like a baby right now!!!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Sheila, I am very very interested to see how you train to get THOSE results.  Would you e-mail me a prcise copy of how you train?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - Good  night all, oh ok that makes more sence...go by the mirror not wat your fat % is ..tests can screw you up ...mirror never lies ,see you al again ,good ight  </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - bye BLU.  Thanks for the support!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Good night, Bob.  See ya later.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - Best of luck Sheila and remember slee makes you grow and getharder, get to bed,lol</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I will probably be around 154-155....hard to say.....I still have to fly, and that tends to dehydrate me which will drop my weight unless I'm careful.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - My goal is to get to about 200lbs with around 7% bodyfat.  Then I will train exclusively for strength.  I wan't to compete in martial arts tournaments.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Thanks BLU...I think I'll do just that!!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - listen youknow you must drink alot of water on your flight?</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Q:  How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A:  Dozens and dozens to go round selling raffle tickets so they can afford to     buy the new one.  </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Those last few days before the contest must be rough, with travel disrupting your diet and exercise.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - yes get some sleep! blesent dreams</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - That's what I mean by being careful...I bad about drinking water...I have to constantly remind myself.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - buh bye!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sleep?  It's only 11pm in Vancouver?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Sheila?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - yes alot of people make a big mistake by limiting water to soon on the plae drink a gallon if you can, bye all</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - When did you begin training?  Will you send me a copy of your workout with poundages, % of max, reps and sets?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Very true T9...but I've got legs tommorow...9:00am sharp...it's gonna be a tough one!!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - Tomnine the body grows and repairs wen she sleeps</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:00am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> - let her go and she'll be back!</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I will try Rob.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Zorro, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#000000><B><big>Zorro</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 02:00am)</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - please do.  I want to get as big as you!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - what age did you start BB at, Sheila?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Have fun working those great legs, Sheila.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I was 28 Rob</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I hate training legs!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Sheila, I always wondered how BB's do cardio without wearing out their muscles.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I mean, how do I do my aerobic exercise without wearing out my legs?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Thanks Tom....they're a bodypart that has improved so much it's amazing....they're almost 2 inches bigger than last year!!  Lots of separation in my quads this year!</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I only do cardio 3 times a week and only for 30 min.  I don't really need a lot of cardio.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 02:03am</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I can hardly wait to see some current and contest pics, Sheila.  I hope I get to meet you at WSE.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - What do you do for cardio?  What should I do?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I'm really looking forward to meeting everyone there!  I will probably send Diana some training photos that are being taken this weekend, so there might be some new pics in my gallery by next week.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I have been running, but that makes my quads very sore.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I love training photos.  I assume you train pretty heavy.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I use a cross trainer machine...it's like a cross between the stairmaster and the treadmill.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Wow!  How much cardio should I do Sheila?  My bodyfat is at 20%.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Most of the time Tom, but right now all my poundages are down....lowered bodyfat=lowered strength...booo!</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 02:07am</font><br>

<font color=blue>* Warrior Poet is proud he can curl as much as Sheila</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Mind you...this week I managed to do 6 strict reps on incline DB press with 90 lb dumbells</font><br>

<font color=blue>* Warrior Poet apologizes to all that he is monopolizing the chat.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Why do you like training photo's so much Tom?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - That's a cruel joke that the leaner you look the weaker you are.  I like to wrestle FBBs and I like the contest look, but then they can't always put up a good match.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Q:  Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A:  No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it. A:  Twenty.  One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen     in on the guest list. A:  Five.  One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around     and say, "Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that." A:  5, one to change the bulb and 4 to get in free because they     know the guy who owns the socket.  </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I like the photo's too.  The women are SO inspiring to me that I get up off my ass.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - When can I buy some photos from you, Sheila?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I like a variety of photos, posing, training, nice dresses, etc.  Training pics is where you can see how strong a woman is, usually stronger than me.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Very true Tom...I don't really like the contest look...but I do like lean....I'm very disappointed when I see a FBB let herself get too fat...I never go above 12 % BF (or 10 lbs over contest weight)</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I could only use a 90 lb dumbell for a door stop!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Tom, how would you ever move that dumbell to close the door?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Tom, maybe you could help me with something to do with wrestling?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, do the judges ever give you any idea how lean they want you to look for a show, or is it always a surprise?</font><br>

<font color=blue>* Warrior Poet jumps up and down.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>scott</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 02:15am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, scott, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - scott!  I solved our problem!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, if you are interested in wrestling I would be thrilled to help!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>scott</big></B> - alright WP, give me the lowdown then, if you don't mind sir.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I acn't believe I didn't think of it.  It was so simple!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Hello Scott.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Always a surprise Tom...it really sucks!  Different criteria every year it seems!  Might be nice if we knew what it was in advance.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>scott</big></B> - hey T9, good evening Sheila.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Just go through your start button to find...</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - click files and folders....</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - then input the file name you wish to remove and search all your drives for it...</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - After seeing Andrulla's pics in the latest FLEX i took a 100 lb dumbell out of the rack to see how it felt.  I managed to get it back on the rack without looking too desperate.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>scott</big></B> - okay that makes sense. I'm like you, why didn't I think of that.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - when you find all the files with that name, highlight them and hit your delete key!</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Q:  How many unix programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A:  Only one, but if you forget to tell him "2>" he'll mash both the live and     dead bulbs into the same socket at once.  </font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I've recently started to do some sessions, but all I've been doing is the posing kind....I'd like to do some fantasy wrestling but I don't know how to do any of the holds.  How would I go about learning these holds...is there a book that illustrates them?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I feel pretty stupid now, scott!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>scott</big></B> - yeah, me too WP.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>scott</big></B> - Sheila, what part of the country are you in, if you don't mind me asking.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I'm in Vancouver, B.C. Canada, scott.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Sheila, have you tried HMB?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, a collegiate westling book might be some help, but most of the holds you would be asked for are simple:  scissors, grapevines, schoolboy pins, full nelson, that kinda thing.  Are you also doing lifts?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>scott</big></B> - ooh. I don't get up there very often. are you big and ripped Sheila or working to get that way?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Seriously, try watching pro wrestling Sheila.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I used to wrestle in school and pro wrestling has many common holds.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - No Rob.  Unfortunatly, I don't think it's worth the money you spend.  It's very expensive, and I've never seen anyone make gains from it.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I am buying some for $45 a month tomorrow.  Unless you have a better fat-loss supplement?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Oh I do Rob!!  Actually, I just attended my first live WWF !!  </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Chyna is huge, Sheila!</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Ephidrine/Caffine/Aspirin stac is the all time best fat burner</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 02:25am</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - But that doesn't work with creatine, Sheila!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Otherwise I agree and would do it...</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Should I lay off the creatine and do the stack?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Who told you that Rob?  As long as you don't take them together, you can have caffine while taking creatine.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I read that in a book entirely about creatine...</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - So if I were to mix them, how far apart should I take them?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, fantasy wrestling would be more subdued than WWF.  Mostly just holds that keep a willing subject under control.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Tom is always willing!</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:30am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 02:30am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, CaptainCorc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Wheet-wheet wheet-wheet, Captain on the Bridge</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I'm willing to be overwhelmed by a stronger woman!  "Fantasy" wrestling implies that there is little/no resistance.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Captain, my Captain!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I knew there was a good reason for not sleeping.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Tom, WP Sheila, Hello!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - CC!  Where is your fan?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I always make sure to have at least 2 hours between taking the creatine and then the stac....I've been doing that for the whole time I've been dieting, and I think that's what gotten me past the plateaus</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Tick tock tick tock 02:31am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Disappeared into the night, I guess.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Which product do you prefer, Sheila?  Diet Fuel?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I hope we aren't keeping Sheila up too late.  Just because our addiction to Diana's chat has ruined our lives it doesn't mean we should drag any one else down with us.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I am sure he will be back, CC.  Until then, I shall be your fan.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Tom's just over flowing with solicitude tonight.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - There is a CC fan out there?</font><br>

<font color=blue>* Warrior Poet is anxious to train under Sheila's wise tutelage!</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - No Rob...I mix my own....</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - So, do YOU want an autographed stuns'l, WP.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Tom, I have been known to log in as CCFan.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Yes, CC!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I don't have that option, Sheila.  Should I go with Diet Fuel?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Just 99.95 plus tax and shipping and handling.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Do you take bad credit, CC?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Absolutely no bad credit.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - It'd be cheaper to buy the ephedrine, caffine tabs, and aspirin and mix them yourself.</font><br>

<font color=#000000>* CaptainCorc looks around to see if any chickens are still alive.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - No place around here that sells that...</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Diana left her yogurt pump behind.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I don't know anything about Diet Fuel....I've never tried it.  </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Sheila I am ever in your debt for your kind instruction and forgiving nature.  Tom, CC I am thankful for your friendship, but now I must go to sleep and dream of Valkyries.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Goodnight, WP.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Good night, Rob.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - You have a good sleep Rob!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Good night sweet princess and princes.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Warrior Poet, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=blue><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 02:38am)</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - What's your opinion on Scotch and Bushmill's, Sheila?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, have you had many muscle worship sessions yet?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That's what I use to bulk up on.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - With the right mix, they can be delightful !!</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Q:  How many admin assistants does it take to change a lightbulb ? A:  None. I can't do anything unless you complete a lightbulb design     change request form.  </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I usually put some Malto Meal in for fiber.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - No T9...but I have lots of appointments for Toronto and L.A...</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I hope the appointments go well.  I wanted to know how you felt about them, but I'll wait.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - How's our lunch date stand, Sheila.  Here's your chance to cut me off at the knees in front of Tom.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Awsome idea Captain....maybe I should finish up my last 4 weeks of dieting with that diet....sound like a whole lot more fun than this way!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I couldn't agree more.  But what's the last two weeks in September look like for you?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Captain, it would be rude to make Sheila eat her one egg white while you are super-sizing it. :~)</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I'm with you on that.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I want her to be able to eat like a horse.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Soon as the dieting is over...I would be delighted to go for lunch with you!</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Q:  How many Hegelians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:  Two, of course. One stands at one end of the room and argues that it     isn't dark; the other stands across from him and says that true     light is impossible. This dialectic creates a synthesis when the     bulb gets screwed in.  </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Got to do it before the snow starts flying in the Cascades.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - There's nothing like a woman with a healthy appetite.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Absolutely.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - Who knows maybe I'll be by that way sometime soon!</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time for a change 02:47am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Which way?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - That way?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - I have huge appetites!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - There's nothing out here but puckerbrush and wildebeests.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I love a woman with HUGE appetites!!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Somewhere over the Cascades...</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - In a light aircraft...</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Q:  How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.  </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila, you ARE the ultimate woman!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Did you get my email with that huge picture in it?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - It's not the size of the picture that counts.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Is that what they say?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - OH YEAH!  I ALMOST  forgot......that was a veerrrry interesting outfit you had on....!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I hope that's what they say.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That was my first act Duke of Plaza Toro costume.  It was the closest thing I had to a CaptainCorc uniform.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - A pic of CC in S&M attire?  Where's mine?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Alas, I was much younger then....</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Sheila</big></B> - What or who is a CaptainCorc...where did you come up with that name?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Tom, no pics of me in S/M regalia exist.  I'm very careful about that.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - CaptainCorc is short for "Captain Corcoran" a character in Gilbert & Sullivan's HMS Pinafore.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - You don't have to be abashed for not knowing what that is.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - We G&Sers are a stalwart band of anachronisms.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - It's OK, really.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Some might take pride in an ignorance of Light opera.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:00am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Absolutely.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I decide to be quiet for a minute to let you kids bond, and see what happens!</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - A stitch in time saves nine 03:00am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - It's a damn shame, that's what it is.  I should never do that.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I hope Sheila has gone to bed.  Tomorrow is a big legs day.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - What's happening?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Nothing is happening.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Then why is it a big legs day?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Oh, she's working her legs tomorrow.  9am in the gym, if I recall.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Why, my goodness, I'd be more than happy to hit the road this very minute to work her legs for her.  She needn't go to all that bother.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time is of the essence 03:04am</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Jazz has accepted my invitaation to dinner when she comes to DC, and she has assured be she will eat like a starved beast.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - In those very words did she assure you?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - The words were mine.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Nice image, Tom.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Jazzmon's language is much more direct than mine.  I must embellish.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I hope & trust you will have a most enjoyable time.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time waits for no one and it won't wait for me. 03:06am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - However, I have my doubts about someone who "DRUELS" over PJ.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - We'll see.  I enjoy Jazz's chat persona as well.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I haven't had the pleasure.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Yes, and even PJ suspected she was drooling over someone else.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - How could that be possible, I wonder.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I get the impression that women far and wide save up their drool for PJ.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Her description of their session was  a bit different from his memory.  I assumed you saw it in the archives.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Yeah.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila!  Wake up!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Tut, tut, Tom.  What became of all that solicitude?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - She may have passed out at the computer, poor dear.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I know.  I should stay away when the ladies are present.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I have this horrible knack of putting them to sleep.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - But she did ask.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - You have to admit.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Nothing since the G&S reference?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Not a word.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - It must have clonked her between the eyes like a hammer blow.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - You could have turned it into something from Star Wars.  Who would know?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I'll have to come up with a better cover story.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Perhaps she was badly frightened by an operetta as a girl.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That could be.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - CaptainCorc was my code name when I was with the CIA.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - It's declassified now.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - How about that?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I'm about ready for bed myself.  I promised someone I'd go garage saling tomorrow, what was I thinking of?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Well, should I go with the CIA story?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - The codename was declassified, but all details of the program remain need-to-know.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Right.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - And for the girls, I'm easy to persuade about need to know.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - At any time your services may be required again, and you will be pressed back into your nation's service.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time waits for no one and it won't wait for me. 03:19am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I'm always on call.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - If my country needs me, I'll be there.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I hate to abandon you, but sleep beckons.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Understood, Tom.  Goodnight.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Goodnight, Captain.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Good bye, Sheila, wherever you are!</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 03:21am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Well, back to the fray.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I'm sorry I bored you to sleep, Sheila.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Come back and I'll tell you a better story.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Cambodia, 1972.  A deep cover CIA agent, known only at the highest levels by his codename "CaptainCorc" is sent to infiltrate the Kmer Rouge.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Ah, I'm too tired to make up the rest of it.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, CaptainCorc, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 03:28am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Captain leaving the Bridge</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:30am</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>smitty</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 03:43am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, smitty, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, smitty, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#801080><B><big>smitty</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 03:59am)</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Graveyard Watch 04:00am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting; one bell on the Morning Watch 04:30am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting; two bells on the Morning Watch 05:00am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Morning Watch 05:30am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 05:38am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, RJ, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - Good Morning Clepsydra</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - 	One of the questions that comes up all the time is: How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? 	Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago.  Today, much of UNIX being done is done on our machines. Ten percent of our VAXs are going for UNIX use.  UNIX is a simple language, easy to understand, easy to get started with.  It's great for students, great for somewhat casual users, and it's great for interchanging programs between different machines.  And so, because of its popularity in these markets, we support it.  We have good UNIX on VAX and good UNIX on PDP-11s. 	It is our belief, however, that serious professional users will run out of things they can do with UNIX. They'll want a real system and will end up doing VMS when they get to be serious about programming. 	With UNIX, if you're looking for something, you can easily and quickly check that small manual and find out that it's not there.  With VMS, no matter what you look for -- it's literally a five-foot shelf of documentation -- if you look long enough it's there.  That's the difference -- the beauty of UNIX is it's simple; and the beauty of VMS is that it's all there. 		-- Ken Olsen, President of DEC, 1984 </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - check back later, bye</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, RJ, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 05:43am)</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Morning Watch 06:00am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Morning Watch 06:30am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Morning Watch 07:00am</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Sen</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 07:03am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Sen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Morning Watch 07:30am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Morning Watch 08:00am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting; one bell on the Forenoon Watch 08:30am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting; two bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:00am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:30am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:00am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:30am</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:00am</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>underdog</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 11:11am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, underdog, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:30am</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Sen</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 11:40am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Sen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Sen</big></B> - hi there</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 11:48am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, HardbodyPaul, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Clepsydra picks up Paul and carries him across the room.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - You still here, Sen?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Sen</big></B> - hi Paul</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Sen</big></B> - but just chatting with a girl</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Chatting with a girl? Must be in another chat.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Sen</big></B> - yepp</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - That's ok though.  The weather is gorgeous here this morning.  And I need to get out there on my new toy!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Man, it's so fun, Sen.  I had forgotten how much I missed riding.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - I was out riding into the wee hours of the morning last night.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Up the Beatles 11:51am</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Sen</big></B> - how high can you turn it right now?</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - I assume that you mean, "how fast can I take it".  She's still in break in, so, I have to keep her tamed right now.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - But, that's ok.  As I've been out of the riding game for 4 years now.  I've lost some of my riding prowess.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - And, it always takes some time to get used to the moverablity and power of a new bike.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 11:54am</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - So, I'll let you attend to you lady friend, Sen.  Take care.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - See ya.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, HardbodyPaul, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 11:55am)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Keep on bubbling.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Sen</big></B> - cya</font><br>

It's a new day!
<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Forenoon Watch 12:00pm</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting; one bell on the Afternoon Watch 12:30pm</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting; two bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:00pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 1:07pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, CaptainCorc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Wheet-wheet wheet-wheet, Captain on the Bridge</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - You gotta start off each day with a song even when things go wrong.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hot cha cha cha.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Durante:  Bing, we could be another Nelson Eddy and Jeanette McDonald.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Crosby:  I don't think there's enough hair between the two of us to play either part.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:30pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 1:31pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Far Beyond Driven, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Hello CC!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hello, Rob.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Funny, I though once HBP got his new bike, we wouldn'</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - ...see him for weeks</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - How ya doing CC?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Has he had a chance to tell Diana yet?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I am in reasonable health.  How about you?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Tell Diana what?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That he's got the bike.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - She knows of it, not if he has it.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I know that.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I am great, CC!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - But I'm sure he's anxious to discuss it with her now that he really has it.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Know what really cheers me up?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - What?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Going to the gym and nearly killing myself!  Wow!  I am so beat but I feel fantastic!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Tired but happy, Rob staggers back to his domicile to let his red corpsuckles settle down a bit.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I did the stair master at high-intensity for 45 minutes.  I climbed 138 floor floors and burned 512 calories!</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 1:37pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Exactly, CC!  Diana and Sheila are really inspiring and motivating me!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That's nice, Rob.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Hence, the name.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020>* Far Beyond Driven is Far Beyond Driven!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Do you exercise, CC?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I do at least 7 cigar curls a day.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Good job!  As long as you are happy, then I am too.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I'm too lazy to exercise.  It'll be the death of me, no doubt.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - CC, it is not important when you die, but how you live!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I suppose.  </font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - You sound alittle down, my friend.  Is there something wrong?  I would be glad to listen!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Nothing at all.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020>* Far Beyond Driven is always there for CC, because CC is always there for Far Beyond Driven.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Just not feeling philosophical today.  Weekends put me in an existential mood.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - OK.  I trust you.  But I do hope that should ever you need a friend that you turn to me...</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I appreciate the offer, Rob.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - And I hope you believe it.  I am really a pretty decent, friendly guy, once you understand me.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I believe it.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - :-)</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Do you have plans for the weekend?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - *]:-)</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - why do you include a *] above your smiley faces?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Nope.  Just hope to finish another story and do some database work at the office and clean house some.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That's my hat.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I see.  You are an interesting fellow, CC.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - You think so?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I managed to bore Sheila to sleep last night.  Ruined Tom's whole day.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Yes, otherwise I would have spotted a boring guy in here alone and never logged on.  I like you!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Well, that's kind of you Rob.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - But actually, I'm the most boring person you could imagine.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Sheila is not feeling herself with her dieting...I felt a little...ignored...last night, too.  But I realize that she has many demands placed upon her and it must be very taxing!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - CC, as you know I have very little patience for anything.  So if I thought you were boring I would never have been so actively friendly with you over the weeks.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Sheila has two jobs, is a FBB, and is starting her own business.   A very busy woman indeed!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That's swell, Rob.  I don't think Diana finds me boring either, but a lot of people would.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Especially here.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - CC, you have a range of interests that are compelling to intellectuals...I like to think I am one.  I know Diana is one, so is wb270, Blaster, Shy Guy, TomNine...</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I don't consider myself particularly intellectual.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I often get bored in here by uninspired conversations.  Perhaps that is why I get frustrated.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I never thought I was, either.  But enough people tell me I am that I tend to believe them.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - You want to be careful of that.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I know.  I am trying my best to change my perceptions!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Intellectual is just another label.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - It's stupid, but I am making signs to posr all around my computer to help me control my bad habits.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Indeed, yet every label has a meaning to apply, so they are useful.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - My therapist would not consider that stupid.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - CC, do you know what type of person seems to get depressed the most?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Artistic I would guess.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Intellectual thinkers with high levels of intelligence.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:00pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - What they say is true, "Ignorance IS bliss."</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Must be exceptions to every rule.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 2:00pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, HardbodyPaul, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Clepsydra picks up Paul and carries him across the room.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Hiya's!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hi, Paul, you ignorant happy guy you.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - That is a contradiction, CC, for as Sherlock Holmes said, "One a rule has an exception it then ceases to be a rule."</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - HI Paul!  How's the Bike?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - He was being dogmatic and I don't trust dogma as you know.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Pual, I just killed myself in the gym with an intensity that would have made you very proud!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Ummm.....Der....I'm perty smart!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - hee he</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - *]:-) Paul</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - The bike is a blast, guys!  She PURRRRS!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I disagree, CC.  Cionsider the definition of a rule.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hey Paul, I have to thank you.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - I'm sure I would have been proud, ShyGuy.  You gonna be sore tomorrow!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Thank me, my Captain?  Why so?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020>* Far Beyond Driven would like to make Diana purrrrr.  ;-)</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Rob, rules about humans can never be strictly true.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - this is WP, HBP, not SG!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - You gave me the nerve to ask Diana if I could name my custom made flintlock rifle after her, Paul.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Then they aren't rules, CC, just tendencies.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Oops!  Sorry 'bout that, Rob.  I saw the fist "Far Beyond", thinking "FB", and assumed that you were ShyGuy.  </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Then there are no rules about humans.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - And....what was Diana's response, Captain?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Paul, I did the stairmaster at high intensity for 45 minutes.  I climbed 138 floors and burned 512 calories!</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Up the Beatles 2:05pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - She said she'd be pleased to have it named after her and that we could be starting a trend.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - My name, Paul, is reflective of today's gym intensity!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Oh, God, I hate cardio work!  I AM proud, Rob!  Good job.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - I seem to be starting a lot of trends lately, Captain.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - My clothes were soaked through and there was a small pubble beneath me.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Ah, I see, Rob.  Well then, it fits quite perfectly.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Paul the trend setter.  What other trends are you responsible for?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I also started taking a caffeine/ephedrine/aspirin stack today!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - puddle</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - There are so many of these fbbs visiting St. Louis this summer.  And the other day, Jackday asked if I knew how St. Louis became such a popular place for them.  To which I proudly stated that I was partly to credit.;</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Why take that, Rob?  You trying to get yourself an early heartattack?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Oh, yes, I recall that conversation Paul.  Pretty soon there'll be no living with you.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - You do know about my my bringing the first fbb/wrestler to St. Louis, don't you, Captain?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - You'll be so full of yourself we'll have to turn you over to Diana for a little ego trimming.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Hee Hee, Captain</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - As if you'd object.....</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Nah, I'm still quite humble, Captain.  It's really not that big a deal.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - So, what are you two gents up to today?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I will be buff or die trying, Paul!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Arguing, as usual.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - *]:-)</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - One of the girls at work is having a pool party today.  I'm supposed to bring an extra helmet so that I can give some of the girls a ride.  But, it's starting to look like it might rain here.  </font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I am working at GNC fo rth last time in two hours.  Then I will be back later while I multi-task.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - It's later than you think 2:11pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - CC, I didn't think we were arguing.  Were we?</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - What's that little symbol that you're posting there, Captain?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That's what the smile was for, Rob.  I was just kidding.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I see.   Ha!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That's my smiley face, Paul.  With a hat.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Oh, that was a smile!  Got it!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - With a hat!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That's my dress hat with the Order of St. George on it.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 2:14pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, sub, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Greetings, sub.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - hi guys</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Hi sub!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - One thing about riding motorcycles that I had forgotten.  You can see down on people in cars.  I followed this woman down the highway just today.  </font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Guys, I gotta go shower.  BRB!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - cya FBD</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Did she show you something good?  See ya, Rob.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Hiya, sub. </font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Well, women can sometimes be flirty with bike riders, if they realize that you are riding along beside them for an abnormal amount of time.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 2:15pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - So she gave you a boob show.  Because you're so handsome and rakish on the old death trap.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - She was this cute blonde, wearing a sleeveless blouse and short skirt.  In a convertable Mazda Miata, with the top down.  I could have swore I saw some definition in her arms when she went by me. So, of course, I had to get up beside her and cruise along there for a bit.  She figured my whole plan out quite quickly.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 2:17pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Blasterman, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hey, it's Blasterman, we can start the party now</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Blaster.  Long time no see.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 2:17pm</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - hi Bman</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Heavenly shades of night are falling.....it's Valkyrie time</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 2:17pm</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - No, she didn't, Captain.  Hee Hee, she just kept playing around with me.  A casual smile every now and then.  With some flipping of her golden locks.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Deep in the wood the wolves are calling...it's Valkyrie time.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - The time is out of joint 2:18pm</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Hey, sub.  I got my bike!  </font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Hiya, B-man!  What'cha up to?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - It's good to be home.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i guessed that, HBP.  and it sounds like you're enjoying it</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Been traveling, I guess, Blaster?</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Oh yeah, sub!  I've named her "Diana".  It's only fitting.  And Diana PURRRRS!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Where you been, Blaster?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - I've been so far away far from your loving arms,now I'm back again,and everything will work out fine.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Any interesing escapades along your journey, Blaster?</font><br>

<font color=#000000>* CaptainCorc reaches out to hug Blasterman.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - so, HBP, when ya riding her to STL?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Baltimore,Charlotte.Birmingham,Louisville,Dayton,Coloumbus.Cleve.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Awwww, that was so sweet, B-man!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - What are you, a Fuller Brush man?</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - I don't know for sure that I will, sub.  I've got the money to see Kasie in St. Louis in September. And I'd really like to do so.  But, alot of things would have to go my way to do it.  Like, getting free from work that weekend.  The weather.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Mrs B. has nicknamed me Black and Decker since my return.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - For all the drilling.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - There's so much "bonding" in this room right now!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Have you been giving her the old rotary sander treatment?</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - She sounds like quite a woman, Blaster!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - LOL, Captain!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - You bet Cap.I even went outside and did some weed wacking .</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - let me know if/when you're coming HBP.  we'll make a plan</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - My goodness.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - You can count on it, sub.  That'd be great!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Perhaps we could go to your gym for a workout, sub.  Think that they would let me in?</font><br>

<font color=#000000>* CaptainCorc pictures Blaster whacking Mrs. Blasters weeds....</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Where is Diana?</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - of course they would let you in, HBP</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Couldn't say, Blaster.  </font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Mrs Blaster is fading fast.Poor woman.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Dunno, Blaster.  I was just wondering where she is myself.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Maybe a dinner party?</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - LOL, Blaster</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Hope she's not cooking.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Could be, Captain.  I suppose it is around dinnertime in GB.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time is a great healer 2:26pm</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - 1st course boiled cabbage,2nd course boiled cabbage,3rd......</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Chocolate.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Thats dessert</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Diana is so easily tempted with chocalate.  I find it really quite adorable.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - You gonna see Kasie, sub?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Maybe, Blaster.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - I wish I could attract a few of these women here to KC.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - You know Diana refuses to be bound by tradition.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - no, HBP.  i need the cash for the San Francisco trip</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:30pm</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - San Francisco trip, sub?   What's this?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - I thought she was a traditional Valkyrie?Is she a radical?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Back!  Hi Blaster!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - wb, Rob.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - wb Rob</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Hey WP!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Is there such a thing as a traditional Valkyrie?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Have you gusy seen Lesa Lewis' site?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - As sure as there are Valkyrie Cap.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - I suppose there could be a "Traditional" Valkyrie.  But, they are probably kinda rare.  I'm still learning about the term myself.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - wb FBD.  Sandy and i are going to San Francisco in Sept., HBP.  the trip has been planned since June.  it was in the newsletter and everything</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - If you say so....I have my doubts though.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - No, Rob.  I didn't know that Lesa had a site.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - No to the Lesa Lewis question.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Shoot, sub.  I must've missed that in the newsletter.  What will the two of you be doing in SF?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - My Valkyrie trap has enabled me to learn a great deal about the species.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Is Lesa's site in Diana's links?</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - tourist stuff, HBP.  Sandy will be doing some sessions there too</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Oh, sure Blaster.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - <A Href="http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/6118/lewis.htm">http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/6118/lewis.htm</a></font><br>

<font color=#000000>* CaptainCorc stands back to allow Blaster plenty of room to enter the realm of fantasy.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - You sit there with your fixed expression,casting doubt on all I have to say,why don't you touch me ...touch me....NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - That sounds like great fun, sub.  You are becoming very dedicated to that girl.  Which is wonderful!  I luv the pic of her at the entrance to the pic galleries page.  Her legs are so striated!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020>* Far Beyond Driven envies sub</font><br>

<font color=#000000>* CaptainCorc puts hands in pockets to avoid touching Blaster at all costs.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Do any of you know where Abe Lincoln was born?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Illinois</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - No, Kentucky</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Wrong.Kentucky</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - Sandy's legs always look great, HBP.  the trip was Her idea, when She found some good "companion fares" from STL to San Francisco</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Never knew that till I drove by his birth place last week.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - That sounds like great fun, sub.  You are becoming very dedicated to that girl.  Which is wonderful!  I luv the pic of her at the entrance to the pic galleries page.  Her legs are so striated!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Nice site for Lesa!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Also Jefferson Davis,both presidents of the Civil War were born in Ky.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Paul, did you see her caloric intake?!</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - Well, have fun, sub.  I'm sure that you will.  I've got to check on the weather.  See ya's.</font><br>

<font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> - I must have missed that, Rob.  I browsed the page rather quickly.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Bye Paul</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, HardbodyPaul, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 2:40pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Keep on bubbling.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, HardbodyPaul, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#808000><B><big>HardbodyPaul</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 2:40pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Keep on bubbling.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - cya HBP</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Bye HBP!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Sub, I did not get an opportunity to ask, how are you?</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i am fine, FBD.  and you?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Well, thank-you.  How is the move going?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - You leaving St Louie sub?</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i am in a holding pattern right now, FBD, staying at a friend's house until i find something good</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i am considering that, Bman, but i have no specific plans to do so</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - It is good to have friends that are so generous!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - yes, this friend has been very kind.  i've known him since college</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I've got to go boys.  See you later.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - cya CC</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Take care, CC!</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, CaptainCorc, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 2:46pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Captain leaving the Bridge</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Later Cap</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Nice to be called a boy again.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - You know your old when the cop giving you a speeding ticket is younger than you.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I wish I were thought of a man, Blaster.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - a bunch of cops work out at my gym, Bman, and most are younger than me</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - How old are you, sub?  I thought you were preety young, yet.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - not me, FBD.  i'm 37 years of old age</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - That's not bad, but you guys make me feel like just a baby.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - It's funny Rob.The definition of being a man varies.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I am just Rob at the moment, what people call me is up to them, I suppose.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - In birmingham all you have to do is put down a fifth of J.Daniels to qualify.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - take advantage of your youth while you can, FBD, because it goes away quicker than you think</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I don't drink alcohol anymore.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I am trying, sub.  Any specific recommendations?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Well then in Georgia all you have to do to qualify is to father a child.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I am unable to find that opportunity, Blaster.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - do adventurous things, FBD, things that don't always make good sense.  if they don't work out, it is a lot easier to recover when you're young</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - like your plan to move to London, for example</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I do lots of thimngs that don't make sense, Diana tells me.  :-)</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - That is but a dream, sub.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - why is it a dream, FBD?  what's stopping you?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I have to finish school first, then find a job there.  I hope Diana or Shy Guy will help me with that.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - I always hated to be lectured,but truth is,when I was young I was told to study hard in school.It was true.It practically garuntees success in the long years after youth.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Sage advice, Blaster.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - that doesn't sound so impossible to me, FBD.  give it a shot.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I am worried about going so far with absolutely no friends there.  No one to talk to, hang-out with, etc..  I need companionship.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 2:58pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Mark, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - hello again, Mark.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - hi Mark</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Hi Mark</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - Hi all</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - Hi all</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:00pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - what we talking about, guys</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman opens the box of Casserta's pizza and fans the aroma toward St.Louis.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Nothing in particular, mark.  What's up?</font><br>

<font color=#804040>* sub starts moving toward the airport, to buy a ticket to Providence</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - Looking for women to wrestle in the UK.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - BBL</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Blasterman, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:06pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Bye, cub reporter</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Andrulla would be my top choice anywhere, mark!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - bye Blaster</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - cya Bman</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - with all due respect to Sandy.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - I heard about Andrulla. But she looks too big. Too many muscles</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i'm sure Sandy would appreciate that, FBD.  have you already seen Andrulla and Sonia, Mark?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Too big?!  Oh my!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - I've met Sonia. nice lady</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - Yeah FBD. Andulla too big. I like women who have less muscles than a professional bodybuilder</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Sonia is very nice, but not enough muscle for me.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I only enjoy wrestling a woman with big muscles.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - Being big is one thing. Being sexy and big is another</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - there are a few Women visiting London pretty soon, Mark:  Anja (Germany) August 14 - 16...</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> -  Th-resa Bostick September 9 - 12 </font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I think Andrulla is too sexy!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - Colette Guimond and Wei Lin September 30 - October 2...</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Th-resa is very big and sexy!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> -  and Heather Fine in October </font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Likewise for Colette</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I guess I have a one-track mind, huh?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - How much are they charging now. Last time I looked it was about £200 per hour.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 3:16pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Wil</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:16pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Wil, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:17pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Clepsy pounces on T9, wrestles him to the ground, and puts him in a full nelson</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Hi Wil!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Hello!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Tommyboy!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - Colette doesn't seem so big when you meet Her, because She is short.  i suspect the same is true of Andrulla.  hi Wil, T9</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Sub, I think Andrulla is wider than she is tall!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - Andrulla has plenty of muscle, that's for sure.  and Colette has the biggest forearms i've ever seen on a Woman</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I suspect Andrulla would be even bigger looking in real life!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Tom, I know you are right about Andrulla, but still I can't believe it!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - So guys, Who is the best female wrestler Sonia, Andrulla etc..</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - T9 is the expert here, Mark</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I had lots of fun with Sonia, and if you don't want a bodybuilder she would be a good choice.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I must defer to the master.  Tom?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I would love to meet Andrulla, too.  Mark, what are you looking for in a session?</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - Sandy Bouwman would be my choice, Mark, and She's considering a trip to London in Nov.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Wil, still there?  Don't be shy!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - No kidding, sub, Sandy?  :-)</font><br>

<font color=#c06000><B><big>Tex</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:24pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Tex, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Make room, make room, it's the Big Man from Texas.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sandy is very attractive and lots of fun, too.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - quite a surprise, eh, FBD?  hi Tex</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Hey Cowboy!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - what I am looking for in a session is a beutiful women to wrestle who doesn't charge £200 pounds an hour</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 3:24pm</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Texan!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Yes, It is I Tex.  I got your tapes!</font><br>

<font color=#c06000><B><big>Tex</big></B> - Hey, WP...etal....</font><br>

<font color=#c06000><B><big>Tex</big></B> - Yes...</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I suspect the 200 pounds might be a norm, it's $300 or so here.  Sonia should be cheaper than Andrulla.</font><br>

<font color=#c06000><B><big>Tex</big></B> - Will you reciprocate WP?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Of course.  I will finish your tapes and send them on Monday, OK?  I have just been very busy!</font><br>

<font color=#c06000><B><big>Tex</big></B> - Don't have much time...just checkin' to see if you got it...</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Up the Beatles 3:27pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - I will send the priority mail.  You will cream over Zuzana!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - No £200 is expansive. The first time I wrestled Sonia she only charged me £75</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - There's a time and a place for everything 3:27pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Andrulla would be worth $1000!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Or possession of my eternal soul!</font><br>

<font color=#c06000><B><big>Tex</big></B> - Adios amigos....</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Mark, you already met Sonia and it was 75 for an hour?  When was that?</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - There's a time and a place for everything 3:29pm</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - See ya Tex.</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:29pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Andrulla, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Chins up, it's the Vampire</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Bye Tex</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - vaya con Dios, Tex</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Tex, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#c06000><B><big>Tex</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:29pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Off to check out a few more biceps?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Hi Andrulla, this is Rob!</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Hi Guys.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Andrulla, speak of the devil!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - greetings, Beautiful Andrulla</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:30pm</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Hi T9</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - How goes th diet, Mighty One?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - hi Andrulla</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Anyone seen SG?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Not today, Andrulla.</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Im dieting.  Its working .. but I don't like it!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i have not seen him, Powerful Andrulla</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Im hungry!!  All the time...</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 3:31pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Far Beyond Driven</big></B> - Andrulla, Sheila Burgess is helping me with my training now!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020>* Far Beyond Driven slinks into a corner to hide from Andrulla's displeasure</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - However Im in great shape for posing sessions.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Nickname change, Far Beyond Driven is now known as Warrior Poet</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Whatever turns you on FBB..</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - What is your bodyfat at?</font><br>

<font color=#804040>* sub nearly faints at the thought of Andrulla in better shape than usual</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - Andrulla, perhaps you could answer a question. Why are women wrestlers so expensive</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - 8.3% yesterday...</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Oops!  Sorry about the PM, Andrulla.  I forgot!</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Its  the going rate,  Expensive for some and cheap to others..</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I hope the judges in Prague recognise your hard work, Andrulla.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I hope the judges in Prague recognise your hard work, Andrulla.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - All this ephedrine and caffiene is making me silly!</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - You said that twice T9..  Hope they heard!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - How did you like HMB, Andrulla?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Mark, the cost is just supply and demand.  There will never be enough women like Andrulla to go around for all us admirers.</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Im trying that new HGHR stuff.  Can't handle ephedrine myself.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - HGHR?  I have never heard of it.  What is it?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:37pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Mark, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I suspect most women dislike the wrstling, anyways.  It is just quick money to many.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - wb Mark</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I like wrestling .  Lately I have met some nice guys..</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - The money does come in useful WP..</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I thought you didn't, Andrulla.  I will wrestle you ever week when I move to London!</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Its called a secretagogue.   It makes your body release more of its own GH.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - What do you like about wrestling, Andrulla?  Proving your strength?</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I like to grapple.  I did judo for 8 yrs before lifting a weight..</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Not many FBBs are interested in wrestling at any price.  Andrulla is, as always, an exception.</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I usually win.  Its funny to see how surprised my opponents look..</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I will give you a great challenge, Andrulla.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - It should be no surprise, mighty Andrulla!</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I do the posing sessions also.  I get demand for it because of my physique.  I had a guy book to wrestle, and ended up having a posing session/photos.</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Oh.. Whats on your mind  WP?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I imagine you are stressing posing now, if only to avoid the risk of injury.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Wrestling.  I am a formidable man.  I like to win.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - WP challenges us all. :~)</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - But you would probably kill me with all those evil joint locks!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Indeed, Tom!  Never on purpose!</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Im still wrestling T9.   Im very supple, and don't get hurt easily.   I won't wrestle too competitivelt from a month out.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Kids, I am working my very last shift at GNC tonight and I must be there in 15 minutes.  Good day to you all!  It was an honour speaking with you, IronGoddess!</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 3:47pm</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - cya WP</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - How serious a match do you like T9?</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - see ya later wp.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Warrior Poet, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:48pm)</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Buh-bye!</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Warrior Poet, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:48pm)</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I thought i was doing semi comp. But my last client told me i was doing competitve..</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:49pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, BA, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - Hello everyone!!  </font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - In my matches, they rules are just no touching the face, and nothing silly like pinching,, or punching..  </font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - hi BA</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Hello BA.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - Is there anywhere I could see pictures of wrestling Andrulla</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Hey T9    .....  WAKE UP..</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I don't have any wrestling pics Mark...</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Tom9</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:53pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Tom9, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - Sorry, I meant where could I see wrestling pics of Andrulla. D'oh</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Tom9</big></B> - Thanks for the wake up call!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Tom9</big></B> - Thanks for the wake up call!</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I have a website mark..  not sure if its working at present.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - Hello T9</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Wb T9</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Nickname change, Tom9 is now known as TomNine</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 3:54pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, BLU, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - It's Mr Snappy, hiya Snappy</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - wb T9</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - T9  Can you do the url thingy for me,   thanks..</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - hi BLU</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Hi Bob</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - Blu!!!....how are ya?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Andrulla, I like semi-competitive wrestling, fun but fairly hard.  I wouldn't do anything that could hurt the other wrestler.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - hi Andrulla how are you doing? and hello to the rest of you </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - BLU, my man!</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Same here T9.   I would stop if my opponent taps etc..</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - <A Href="http://www.andrulla.com">http://www.andrulla.com</a></font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - <A Href="http://www.andrulla.com/">http://www.andrulla.com/</a></font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - Thanks Tom,Sub</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Im fine.. Training for the Ms.O..</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - It's working again, Andrulla!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Mark</big></B> - Thanks Andrulla</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Oh,  Great its working again...</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - great hope you do well I will be working that show and will help out if i can do so</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - You comming to Prague??</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - i have too! thats my job with the IFBB</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - i have too! thats my job with the IFBB</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Andrulla, I would very much like to meet you some time.  I regret not driving up to Philadelphia when you were there.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - When it's time to meet the maker 3:58pm</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - What work you doing there?</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I hope to make it back there soon T9.  I had such fun!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - oly shows I can not work are ones that Nicole will be in!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - Hey BLU, did you have a good time at the Jan Tana?</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Tick tock tick tock 3:59pm</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - BLU, will you be judging the Ms O?</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Afternoon Watch 4:00pm</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Thought she hit competing on the head...  She planning a come back?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - what ever Wayne has me doing most likely backstage or staying with joe Weider</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - yes Ba didn't you? i ade you laugh the whole weekend did,nt I?</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Well it will be n ice to see you there anyways.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - You and Nicole are a riot....tell her I said hello.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - BLU, any news from Japan?</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i gotta go.  farewell, Magnificent Andrulla.  cya guys</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - BLU, later on this evening I'm heading down to the Team Universe show.  Will you be there?</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, sub, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 4:02pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - The subdolous insubstantial sub is now subduced.</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Bye sub.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - Never retired, She took care of some things she had on her lst first! If Lis can win the Jan Tana so can Nicole..She has already beaten Lisa ...ll you have to do to win in the IFBB is to show up at all the shows and they wil let you climb up the latter</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Tom9</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 4:02pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Tom9, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - So long Sub.</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Long ladder at times!!</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 4:03pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - listen Andrulla you are one of the best in the world you can win the Ms. Olympia if you want to just show up like lisa does cut and ready and it can belong to anyone</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Nickname change, Tom9 is now known as TomNine</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - BA- Team Universe is a waste of time no one good at that show</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - When I find myself in times of trouble, 4:05pm</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Thanks Bob..   Im trying a different strategy this time,,  To be sliced as poss.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time for tea 4:05pm</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I been dieting longer this time..</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 4:06pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - thats why Nicole did not do well at the ms.  she was sick and holdingwater,....looked like shit..nt like she did at the Nationals..Lisa comes in cut and wins .....if you show up cut lisa will not beat you</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - Well I guess I'll take a chance and go anyway BLU</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I have a water tendancy ...</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I heard that Lisa was not too sharp.. True?? or false.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - it shows you how funny the judgeing is isa can not beat Nicole, yet you beat Nicole and can not beat Lisa! what all this means is the most cut girl will win the show ...not all about a name or who's who...you can do it. you have a complete  package</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Is Lesa Lewis considered the big threat for the Ms O?  Just because she won the JT?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - I thought Lesa looked the same as she always does.  I thought she was pretty hard, but not as ripped.</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - How many calories does Nicole drop to?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - no one was sharp! if Nicole sowed up in basd shape or you...you o Nicole could have won that show..they would have just picked the girl holding the least water</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - no one was sharp! if Nicole sowed up in basd shape or you...you o Nicole could have won that show..they would have just picked the girl holding the least water</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Im intending to get very cut...  </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - Nicole go's by carbs and protein...drops to 50-100 carbs a day 10 days out and 350-400 grams of protein</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I do too, but still have to gradually lower food intake over the weeks..</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - she sometimesdrops her carbs to 50 for a few days only to see how e body reacts</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time for tea 4:13pm</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I have just ten wks to go now..</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - yes not a fast drop off in food no good lose to much muscle mass</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - The low carb days are a killer for your mood..</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - You should do just fine</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I think i will weigh near the same as last year but with more condition..</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - who ares how you act ...your true frends will understand what this is all about</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - I got to go.  Ian wants the phone line.. Thanks Bob, nice chatting to ya, say hi to Nicole.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - Well folks I gotta go.  Take care BLU, and Andrulla, good luck with your training. </font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Bye guys..</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - if you feel like shit !...you are rightn target! if you fel goodyou are eating to much fod and doing something wrong</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - See ya BA.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - - look for Stu he's there</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Bye ANdrulla.</font><br>

<font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> - Yep for sure.  Bob.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Andrulla, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#801080><B><big>Andrulla</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 4:17pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - ttfn, IronGoddess</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - Is Stu at the Team Univ. BLU?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - yes Ba hes there go have a good one and say hi</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Stu told me he'd be at the Team Universe, too.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - Nicole is in Japan Ba!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - OK, then I will look for him.  I have some pictures to show him and Inna.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - shit show vwery little woan and have very small muscles at team U</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - She never answered back my E mail</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - Yeah I know what you mean BLU, but I'm more interested in what's in the audience.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - you mean the black girl we met?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - oo hot and costly tog th4o that show ..very poorly run</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - No, Inna is from Estonia.  She was the one Tre was with back stage</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> - on,ok wel have a good time guy must go everyone</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 4:22pm</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, BLU, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#000000><B><big>BLU</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 4:22pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Click click</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> - So long all</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, BA, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#2020c0><B><big>BA</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 4:22pm)</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I'm outta here too.  Should be back later tonight.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 4:23pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Well, back to the fray.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 4:30pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 4:49pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, CaptainCorc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Wheet-wheet wheet-wheet, Captain on the Bridge</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - But I'll be done seen about everything, when I see a elephant flyuyyyyyyyyyy.  When I see a elephant fly.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Come on out, Diana....the water's stiff.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 5:00pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - It's probably a mistake to try to lure a Valkyrie with Disney stuff.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - And I've got to get something done today anyway.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, CaptainCorc, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 5:21pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Captain leaving the Bridge</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 5:30pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>upyerz</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 5:37pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, upyerz, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, upyerz, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#000000><B><big>upyerz</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 5:38pm)</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 5:52pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Clepsy pounces on T9, wrestles him to the ground, and puts him in a full nelson</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Anybody wanna play?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Why isn't this updating every 5 secs like it's supposed to?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Ah, now it is... I must've done something to freeze it.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Dog Watch 6:00pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Batman</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 6:01pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Batman, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Batman</big></B> - hi</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Bats, hello!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Anything on your mind?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Batman</big></B> - yep... girls feats of strength... any informations</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Hmm, yes, strong girls are very interesting.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Batman</big></B> - you said it...</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Have you seen the current FLEX magazine?  Coffee Lounge fav Andrulla is doing some impressive lifts in there.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Batman</big></B> - in fact, i live in belgium... i don't have all these magazines... so i'm looking for some sites</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Sen</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 6:08pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Sen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Don't worry, the magazines aren't that great.  Have you seen Lasse's page here on Diana's site?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Sen</big></B> - hi T9 and Batman</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sen, good evening!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Batman</big></B> - hi</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 6:09pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Robin, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Sen</big></B> - hey Batman another european here</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Holy Boy Wonder!</font><br>

<font color=#3366cc><B><big>Sen</big></B> - Colour changed</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Batman</big></B> - yep... where are u from?</font><br>

<font color=#3366cc><B><big>Sen</big></B> - Germany quite near to Belgium</font><br>

<font color=#3366cc><B><big>Sen</big></B> - hello Robin</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> - thank God there is no crime in the streets now what with Batman in here fooling around the joker might show up</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Q:  How many Indiana University "notes" users does it take to     change a light bulb? A:  All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job     they can get after they graduate. A:  Have you ever wondered why it's so dark in Bloomington?  </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Batman</big></B> - hi, partner</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> - masks off to you Sen and the rest of the crime fighters</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> - first thing i have to do is give a "CLUE" to my friend Tomnine</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - It would be better if Catwoman came by for a visit.  She Hulk would be better yet.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> - the clue is who is BatWoman?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Batman</big></B> - give me a CLUE about feats of strength</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Lonely without the little woman, Robin?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> - yes i guess she would make more of a SheHulk after all.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> - of course, what the hell do you think i am doing here in the chat room id at least be doing the dishes be now</font><br>

<font color=#3366cc><B><big>Sen</big></B> - <A Href="http://www.ctimes.net/pic_archive/news0225_b.jpg">http://www.ctimes.net/pic_archive/news0225_b.jpg</a></font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 6:17pm</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Better get those dishes done before she gets home! :~)</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> - miss doing all tha house work since shes been gone</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Batman, have you met any strong women we would know?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> - right abot that one TomNine and they better have no water stains on them or else!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> - yes Batman ,you never do tell me where you go after all our fun</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> -  /name Blu</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Robin</big></B> - I think Batman jumped off a roof without his cape! opp's long fall .Splat!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Blu</big></B> - Nickname change, Robin is now known as Blu</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Nicole should have lots of luandry for you to do soon.  Exotic stains from japan!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Blu</big></B> - lol, thats a good one ill have to smell each and every thong. and see what beautiful Exotic aroamers the have on them</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Can Nicole get e-mail now?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Blu</big></B> - Poor atMan ,he jst went out and bought this new tailed cape ...guess it wasa little too tailered</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Blu</big></B> - nop left thelaptop home does not want to have it burne up on the inside,herd to many stories about laptops being pluged in and "POP" it's gone</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Bats, still there?  Blu, he wanted to hear about female feats of strength.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 6:30pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Blu</big></B> - can't they fix this chatroom so when you type you do not lose letters when the wheel is turning,or is that just on aol</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Is Nicole doing any sessions in Japan?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Blu, try the "No Frames" option.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 6:32pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Mildew, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Mildew, good to see you again.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - good afternoon everyone</font><br>

<font color=#3366cc><B><big>Sen</big></B> - hi mil</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - i'm looking forward to Batman's post to Tom's Board.  There's a man who must have a few great stories to tell.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Has Batman been on the board lately?  I didn't notice this morning.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Is that where he went to answer my question?</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - sorry Tom, i was just making a feeble comment on the mixed experiences of the comic book Batman.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Ah, I realized it too late.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BLUE</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 6:41pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, BLUE, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - It's Mr Snappy, hiya Snappy</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BLUE</big></B> - booted out of chatroom</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - My young friend Des10e has been posting, though, maybe also a joke.  For a 15-year-old he sure does meet lots of stong girls who want to wrestle.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Q:  How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb? A:  Five. One to change the bulb, and four to make T-shirts. And optionally, we     may add one fraternity to start the "wet T-shirt" contest! A:  51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed.     (Notes: sorority is the female version of brotherhood. And the joke is that     during sorority rush, the sisters all greet their new would-be pledges by     standing out on the house steps and singing. You have to have been an     American undergraduate to really appreciate that one.)  </font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BLUE</big></B> - no private matches just working the pro tour</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - yes i was going to ask - his post had the wiff of fiction about it</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - BLU, is Nicole making many non-wrestling media appearances over there?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I hate to encourage Des, but he does have an interesting story to tell, I'm sure.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BLUE</big></B> - tons of work coming her way in form of commericals for products and toys (Dolls) of Nicole </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - There is a Nicole action figure?  Also, the commercials are good news, since I hear the Japanese pay very well.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BLUE</big></B> - there are alot of meetings going on at the dinner table ,thats how they conduct there work.dolls are not made yet because we need to bring home the cntract to a lawer the specializes in sports peoples contracts and more contracts to come backand restle with the Neo Ladies as well as ajor commericals</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 6:50pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, RJ, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Even if it's just a start, it might not be long before Nicole is making more money from Japan than the rest of the world.  I guess the Japanese economy isn't what it was, though. :~(</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - Hi Everyone!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - RJ, hello.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - i don't envy the tool maker who'll be making the mold for a Nicole doll.  many late nights machining all those muscles. hello RJ.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - How is everyone tonight?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BLUE</big></B> - there is a lot more money over there than you can guess ..the major figures who decide what deals are being made still have allthere money in a very safe place and if Nicole is getg paid big! ..you ca bet they are getting paid bigger</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BLUE</big></B> - Mil.thats a good one</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>BLUE</big></B> - later men</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, BLUE, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#2020c0><B><big>BLUE</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 6:55pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Click click</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - RJ, are you a new visitor?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - Hi Tom!  no I visited here last night for the first time</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - The time is out of joint 6:58pm</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - RJ, I hope you are having fun here.  A litle calm right now.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - actually I am it's kind of cool</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 7:00pm</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - what are you're interests RJ?</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - what are you're interests RJ?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - this is a great web site if you enjoy female wrestling as much as I do</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - oops sorry</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Did somebody say "wrestling"? :~)</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - RJ. do you like to watch women wrestle, or do you prefer to get into the action yourself?</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - any of you like DWW? - i do. or are they not Amazonian enough?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - Hi Mildew!  that's ok   I enjoy watching females wrestle. Yes I like DWW</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I haven't made a study of DWW but they seem Amazonian enough.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I sometimes wrestle women but not often as I would like</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 7:03pm</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - are you a DWW web club member?  if not - it's a real nice site. good (but somewhat quiet) chat room too.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Nobody who likes mixed wrestling does it as often as he wants!</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - i think that should be the "TomNine universal law of mixed wrestling"</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I was a member once but it ran out </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - the last time I wrestled a woman I lost all the matches to her long strong legs and headscissor holds</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time is of the essence 7:07pm</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - anyone known on the web, RJ?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - no just a girl I knew but she moved away to another job and we really haven't been in touch lately</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - well, sounds good while it lasted.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - yea you can't win them all</font><br>

<font color=#008000>* TomNine has accepted the fact that he will have to pay for the company of a woman who will outwrestle him.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - i once knew a girl who would wrestle - and she was ok too.  but that was about all we had in common.  so now i am relegated to the session women.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - does this chatroom get busy at night?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I was taliking to Sonja last night here and she's very nice to talk too</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - SomeTimes it is really rocking here, other Times very quiet.  Evenings are busiest, but you never know.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sonia is a sweetheart.  </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - yes I know we had a really nice chat</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - Tom, am i correct in my observation that most here are FBB fans - us wrestling enthusiasts in a minority?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I was lucky enough to meet Sonia, and she is also very friendly in real life.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I'm a wrestling fan</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I think the fan of wrestling FBB's would be right at home here!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - The mixed wrestling faction here is pretty large.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - that's nice to know because I like both fvsf and mixed wrestling</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Just about all the ladies who visit also do mixed wrestling sessions.  I'm not counting Diana, Joanne, and a few others.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - yes i chatted with Jazz (Jasmin) one night.  Sheila i believe does not wrestle?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - In the end, this room is just a place to relax.  Most of the chat has little to do with our Amazonian interests.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I'll be seeing Jazz in Sept!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 7:22pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, CaptainCorc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Wheet-wheet wheet-wheet, Captain on the Bridge</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Psssst. Tom.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila will start doing muscle worship sessions soon, and she asked me some questions about wrestling, so maybe there is hope!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - Hi Captain!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Oh, no, it's that boring guy!  Hello Captain.</font><br>

<font color=#000000>* CaptainCorc peeks around corner and psssts Tom again.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - oh really.  i was planning on a session recently with Jazz, but she was injured.  hello CaptainCorc.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Are either one of these people women?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I'm male</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - CC, I believe we are all guys here now, if that's your question.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - i too am male.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Oh, I can stay around a while then.  Hi, RJ and Mildew.  I've sworn to Tom that I won't come in if he's talking to a woman anymore.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - online urine/blood samples please - just to be sure</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Mildew, where do you live again?  Texas?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - lol</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Colour changed</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - yes Tom</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - It's okay if I bore off the occasionaly guy, but women are too scarce and valuable to be risked around me.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - and you?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I'm in Maryland.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - ever ventured into DC to meet Tascha?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - We may never here from Sheila again after last night.  The doctors can't figure out how she could fall into such a deep coma.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - It's a pity.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - And I wasn't even trying.  Shoot, if I really set out to bore her, she'd be a goner in 5 minutes flat.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Up the Beatles 7:29pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - what happened to her?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Never met Tascha.  I just saw Th-resa, and she lives near DC too.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - boredom?</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 7:30pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - My middle name.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Nickname change, CaptainCorc is now known as CaptainBoredomCorc</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila was doing fine until she asked CaptainCorc to explain his name...</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - See?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - lol</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - *]:-)</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - CC, haven't you been paying attention?  If someone ignores you its not because she is bored.  It's because she hates you.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Nice hat, Captain.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - I don't illicit those kinds of powerful emotions Tom.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Thank you, Tom.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - i saw some pics of Th-resa recently - wow what a back, and i bet the front was fine too.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Don't worry, CC.  I'm sure your dinner date with Sheila will be very nice.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Oops.  illicit = elic er something meaning "evoke"</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Yeah, I can see THAT happening.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 7:34pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Mildew, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - The pics on Th-resa's site are amazing, and she stays in that shape year round.  And she is a skilled and enthusiastic wrestler, lots of fun, too.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - And if you look REAL close, you can see the hyphen just above her belly button.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - i was certainly impressed - if anything too much so.  i hear she is as strong as anything - maybe Tascha is more my level.  CBC, LOL.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I'm leaving for awhile but i'll be back later on tonight.  nice chatting with you all.  see you later!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - CBC, you can call her Miss Bostick if you're nasty.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - See you RJ.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - see you RJ</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - See ya RJ.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, RJ, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 7:38pm)</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Miss Bostick, is that a hyphen I see just above your belly button?</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - i guess being pinned is a good place to check for anatomical features in the region of the belly button</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Highly recommended, Mildew.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 7:41pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Blasterman, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hey, it's Blasterman, we can start the party now</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Hello again Bman.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Top of the evening to you ,mates!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Blasta Baby!</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - hello Blasterman</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Hello Tom,and Cap,nice to meet you Mildew.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - and you Blasterman - i'm a newby</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Really,and when did you come into this world Mildew?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Mildew, is there a story behind your nickname?</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - i came into this world only a couple of weeks ago.  been a Diana member much longer - just never stumbled in here before.  no Tom, just an organism that once grew in a dive where i lived.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Cap ,whats up with the boredom thing?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - It's a state that I induce in women.  Therefore, I've adopted it as my middle name.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Sort of a warning in case any drop by.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Thanks for the explanation.I can't believe you would ever be boring to anyone though.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Ask Shela next time you get a chance.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time it waits for no man my fate is sealed 7:49pm</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - CBC, I'm sure Sheila wasn't bored.  If anything, the pic you sent her made her too excited and she had a stroke! :~)</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Tom made me swear to leave whenever a woman comes on board from now on.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Who is Shela?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Sheila Burgess.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Ah, Tom, I'd like to believe that, but long experience has taught me otherwise.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Should I post that pic of her I like again?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Aye.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Nonsense!We need you to help charm the ladies(if any) that come here.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - <IMG SRC="http://www.massmuscle.com/sheila1.jpg"></font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Could be an interesting experiment, Blaster.</font><br>

<font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> - well, i have to depart now.  it was nice to chat again Tom, and to have met you other fellows.  bye</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Later, Mildew.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Whoa!Someone give me a dollar to put in her garter.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Bye Mildew</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Mildew, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#c08080><B><big>Mildew</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 7:54pm)</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - She says that since that photo was taken she's put on 12 lbs of muscle and her hair is even longer!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Is that Shela?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - And her boredom threshold lower.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Maybe she missed all the excitement of the great chicken slaughter.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - That was Canadian FBB Sheila Burgess.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - From now on, I'm bringing the arsenal whenever she's around.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I was here too last night, maybe I drove her away with all my pestering private messages.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 7:58pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, TwoPossums, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Am I seeing double, or are there two of you?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Hi, 2p.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Hi TP!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Heather says hello too.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - 2P, howdy big man!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Give Heather a big hug from all of us!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Howdy folks.  How's trix.  I will Tom</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainBoredomCorc gives Heather a big hug from all of you.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Dog Watch 8:00pm</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Heather Fine?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Jesus, blaster you need to get up to speed here.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - This laxity on your part is inexcusable.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Heather Possum.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Sorry,I've missed a lot I guess.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - You obviously have not read my chat room review.  I shall have to snub thee now.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Like a river joins the ocean,I've finally been freed to get back home.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Heather Possums...I like that</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Incorrect TP.I enjoyed reading it just before I logged on here.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - where ya been Blast?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - It's HeatherCorc now.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Who reads the chat room reviews?  Only a sucker would be willing to write one! :~)</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Oh really Captn'.  Don't make me start a mutiny</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainBoredomCorc cackles appreciative at Tom's bon mot.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - <i> suck suck suck suck </i></font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - That's what you get for taking her for granted, OnePossum.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Really Tom?What do we call a person who maintains a message board?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Shucks, you haven't even noticed she's missing yet.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - It would take a real sucker to maintain a message board!  I pity the fool!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Now yer gonna get it Captn'</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Bah.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 8:05pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Heather Possums, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Am I seeing double, or are there two of you?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - CC, your young friend Des10e has been posting on my board.  That lad gets into the darndest situations.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Throw this sea cook in chains and take him below.  Uh oh.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Heather, hello!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Really, Tom?  What's been going on with him.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - Howdy</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Hi HP</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - If that's Heather Possums, who's this girl on my lap claiming to be Heather, I wonder?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - CC, Des has a new girlfriend, and (believe it or not) she wants to wrestle with him.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - I gotta believe he's making some of this stuff up, Tom.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Captain, have you been taking your medication? :~)</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - It's all a ruse, you've been duped by another faux Valkyrie</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Heather, it's very nice to see you in the room again.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Seahawks and 49ers are on.Football season has begun.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Impossible, Blaster.  </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - Hello CC, I heard you are picking on my man</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Yes, I have Heather.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - I suppose I must discipline you now</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - I admit it.  I'm feeling impish today.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - hee hee heee.  Possum is happy.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - This sounds good.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - You see the method to my madness now, boys?  Have at it Heather.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - CBC has been very naughty.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - cbc is always naughty.  Last time I was here he was grappling his cigar</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time for tea 8:10pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Sometimes they fight back.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - There's a time and a place for everything 8:10pm</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - If this is how Cap bores the ladies,I wonder how he excites them?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - Don't make me have to put the Amazonian squeeze on you CC</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Why not?  Sounds like fun to me.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - I vill brrreak you</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Tom pays thousands of dollars to have it done to him.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - And you're willing to do it to me for free?  I should complain?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - I should avoid?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Oy.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - come and get me Mama!!!!!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Where did she go?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - I did it again.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - Did you know that there was a special group of the SS during the reign of the Nazis that was made up of young German women trained to grapple and squeeze their victims as a form of torture?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Naturally.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - I see pictures of it all the time.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - There's a time and a place for everything 8:15pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - I vas trained vy vone of vese vomen.  I vill toy vith you first</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Yes Mrs B graduated summa cum laude.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - HEh heh German is kewl</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainBoredomCorc puts hat on peg to avoid damage to it.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Fraulien, I defy you.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman stands back.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - Iv I vere you, I vould vorry about things more important than my hat</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - There's nothing more important than my hat.  All else is expendable.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - But don't get any ideas.  I have lots of spares.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - I am putting the Nuremburg crush on you now.  I am squeeeeezing you between my powerful Gestapo thighs</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainBoredomCorc is blissfully exhaling.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman gives Cap a plastic bag to put over his hat so no blood will splatter it.</font><br>

<font color=#000000>* TwoPossums makes a lunge for CC's hat to use latter in asking for a raise as ships cook</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainBoredomCorc thanks Bman for that thoughtful bit of foresight.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Boy, Nazi role playing!  This beats the pizza boy sketch hands down!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - Now I thrrrow you to zee floor and I vill crush you vith my strenth</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainBoredomCorc is spreading laterally over the floor.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - First time I ever saw someone with a typing accent.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 8:20pm</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - and now for zee greatest torture... I tie you up, punch out your hat, and go out for Chinese food, you silly veakling</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - What a dismal anticlimax.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - how soon they forget mah southern accent</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Why, there wasn't even an interrogation scene.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Man what a Bitch.  Glad she's not my...oh wait a minute...oh dear...</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Face up...make your stand and realise your living in the golden years 8:22pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - And like I said, I have lots of hats.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Oh, boy.  Now we get to see it for real!!!!!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - Vait, Vait!  I am now tying up zee possum and going out for Chinese...</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - *]*]*]*]:-)</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - See?  And that's just a few of my spares.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Weeelll that makes it a good night in my book.  Whooo-hoooo</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - A Fraulien going chinese?  </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - A Gestapo Fraulien?  What's wrong with this picture?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Batman</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 8:25pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Batman, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Hello, Batman.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Batman</big></B> - hello</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Part of the Axis pact I imagine.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - I am sorry CC.  I must go and torture the possum and hurt him so bad he makes up deep dark secrets.  You'll get your turn some time.  I will torture you.  Chinese is part of my Gestapo cover</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 8:26pm</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Hey Batman!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - The Chinese were not Axis, Bman, you nut you.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Have fun Heather.  Thanks for the stomping.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Batman I have a link for you</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Batman</big></B> - does anyone have informations about feats of strength?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - <A Href="http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Sideline/6860/">http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Sideline/6860/</a></font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Batman</big></B> - yep thanks... but i mean bending iron bar... thinks like that</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Heather Possums</big></B> - Good night.  I am bored vith you feeble men.  I shall come back and trounce you mightily when it amuses me.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Well, what kind of information.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Bye HP</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Ahhh sorry I thought you were interested in lifting.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Boredom again, sheesh.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - You mean like how thick was the iron bar?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Batman</big></B> - where i can find movieclips... or pictures</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - What was its base tensile strength?</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting; one bell on the First Watch 8:30pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Was it rusty?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Don't feel bad Captn'.  I have to entertain her 24 hours a day......  :-)</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time it waits for no man my fate is sealed 8:30pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Did it have fang marks on it?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Good luck with that 2p.  I did the best I could.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Doesn't Diana have a picture of Joan Rhodes bending a bar of somekind?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Batman</big></B> - yep... but i've already download everything on diana's huge site</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Hey Batman whats that whimp Robin been up to?Does he really think he will intimadate villians with a name like Robin?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Sorry, Batman, I don't know of any others.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Batman</big></B> - don't know... ask him</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - You boys are not  talking to each other any more?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - That Batman is the strong silent type, ain't he?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - I wish I were in Kerickfergus,only for an hour in Ballygrand</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - I'm just ticking along 8:39pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - ????</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - I would swim over the deepest ocean,just to see my love before I die</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - wha????!!!!!????</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - But the sea is wide,and I cannot swim over</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Lord Byron?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Nor have I wings that I might fly</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Irving Berlin?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Irish Ballad</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - No kidding.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomCorc</big></B> - Do continue.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - I wish I could meet a hansome boatman,to carry me over to my love</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - In Kilkenny it is recorded on marble stone as black as ink</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - With gold and silver I did support her but I'll say no more till I've had a drink</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Well I'm drunk today and I'm seldom sober</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainBoredomCorc hand O'Blaster a drink.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - A handsome rover from town to town</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - But I'm sick now my days are numbered</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Come all ye young men and lay me down</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - The end</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Thank God</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 8:45pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Thank God, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomO'Corc</big></B> - Nickname change, CaptainBoredomCorc is now known as CaptainBoredomO'Corc</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomO'Corc</big></B> - Ah, it's thinkin' I am that we should go bomb an Englishman.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Thank God</big></B> - wow i thought i was going to hear this all night long</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomO'Corc</big></B> - Yer lilt has me yearnin' for the Auld Sod.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - I think I'm typing faster these days.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomO'Corc</big></B> - Sure and let's strike a blow for freedom tonight, me boys, by the risin' of the moon.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Thank God</big></B> - yes Capt. i am with you...think i am starting to see flying Elephants</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomO'Corc</big></B> - Well, I be done seen 'bout everything.....</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - But I never seen an elephant fly.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomO'Corc</big></B> - What never?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Well I fly to Florida with the missus occasionally.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Thank God</big></B> - me and the Captain have. Drink enogh and you will see more than that</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainBoredomO'Corc looks quickly around for Mrs. B as this could cause a ruckus.</font><br>

<font color=#c06000><B><big>RJ</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 8:50pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, RJ, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Please keep that quiet Cap.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomO'Corc</big></B> - Hi, RJ.  Back for another dose?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Thank God</big></B> - lol, capt you are so cool</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman starts sweating</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainBoredomO'Corc</big></B> - I won't breathe a word, Blaster.</font><br>

<font color=#c06000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - Hello again everyone!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Whew!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Hi RJ</font><br>

<font color=#c06000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - yea cap!  Hi Blasterman!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Nickname change, CaptainBoredomO'Corc is now known as CaptainCorc</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Diminished, but unbowed.</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc astutely senses lull in conversation.</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc wonders what gives.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Santa Claus </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Ho ho ho</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, RJ, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#c06000><B><big>RJ</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 8:56pm)</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc reconsiders promise in view of Bman's truculence....maybe Mrs. B should know after all.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - We bored the poor lad away.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - We sure did.  Looks like Thank God has succumbed also.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - /me hits his head.No more corny jokes he vows.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Q:  How many Beverly Hills residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:  None, they have a service come in and do that.  </font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc watches as Mrs. B looms behind Blaster with ax poised.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Gosh, you were right, Blaster.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman looks over his shoulder nervously</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Gotcha.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting; two bells on the First Watch 9:00pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hee hee heee heeee.</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc displays puerile prank side of personality.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Blaster must not appreciate pranks.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Mrs B's wrath is nothing to joke about.I bet you can hear her on the west coast some evenings.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Q:  How many American Imperialist Pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:  Three - one to put in the bulb, and two to search through the cartons of     inferior American produced light bulbs for one that isn't defective.    </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Sorry, Blaster.  It was in very poor taste, I admit.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - No don't be silly Cap it's just in fun...............right?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman looks over his shoulder again</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Of course.  But as you say, Mrs. B's wrath is nothing to joke about.  If I really see her looming up behind you, I'll scream.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Q:  How many VMM members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A:  None. They don't turn up for anything any more. (A little bit of     bitterness there from Brian.) A:  Eleven. One to remove the old one and ten to stand around discussing     what they all want to do next.     (Notes : VMM=Vegetarian Matchmakers, a singles group where nobody ever     puts their foot down and demands that anyone should do anything.)  </font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Well the good part of that is ,if she is mad she stomps.I can hear her coming.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - We boys have to stick together.  Except with Diana, of course. </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That IS fortunate.  Do have a Mrs. B shelter in the backyard?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Sort of like when Godzilla is approaching the city.</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc imagines the measured heavy tread of Mrs. B...looking for amorous attention from the skilled Blasterman.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - She is equally as intense.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Better stay on that vitamin regimen.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Wouldn't want to peter out on her, so to speak.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 9:09pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - The Valkyrie swoops in to a graceful three point landing ... make that four ...no, five. Oops.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Yoo hoo</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hi, Diana.  What a jolly surprise!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Never happen.I take my cue from St George.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Diana!!!</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Hi, CC, Blasterman</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc bets Diana wants to play Mrs. Blaster.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Play her at what?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - And how are you oh beautiful Diana of the Night?  I guess it's your choice.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That "yoo hoo" had a Mrs. B-ish ring to it somehow.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman dashes down the cellar stairs looking for his newly perfected Valkyrie trap.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Blaster said an absolutely frightful thing about her.</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc can't wait to see how this plays out.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>wb270</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 9:12pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, wb270, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hey, it's the Big List chap, hi WB</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - What was that loud clang from downstairs?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>wb270</big></B> - hello Diana, CC, BM</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Hi, WB</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Blaster and his traps.  Yuk, yuk.  Hi, wb.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - And why is Blaster limping?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman gabs 5 bags of Hersheys kisses and runs out of the house,through his yard,down a path in the woods ,till he reaches a clearing .</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Hi WB</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Yo, Blasta!  How come you limpin' man?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Uh-oh, he's going to OD on Hersheys</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - I'm sitting now.</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc offers a Granny Smith to Roderick and smuzzles his muzzle.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>BookieBob</big></B> - Nickname change, CaptainCorc is now known as BookieBob</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>BookieBob</big></B> - Diana the Valkyrie, is there no way I can persuade you to enter this animal in the claiming race at Pimlico next week?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>BookieBob</big></B> - I am convinced we will make a fortune if only you will do so.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship. 		-- Harry Truman </font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - We tried it once, they had some silly rule about no wings.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>BookieBob</big></B> - Why, joggle my memory if that is not the case.  It is sad the way rules interfere with opportunity.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - I reasoned with them a little, but I didn't want to hurt them</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - /me is carefull to remove the foil from the chocolates.He remembers the last time ,having to preform the Heimlich on a poor Valkyrie in order to pop out a ball of foil that was lodged in her esophogus.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 9:18pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>BookieBob</big></B> - As I recall, you were indeed gracious more than somewhat.</font><br>

<font color=blue>* BookieBob smuzzles Roderick's muzzle with deep regret and a sigh.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - The Jockey Club is often not amenable to logic</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Nickname change, BookieBob is now known as CaptainCorc</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Very true, Diana the Valkyrie.  A most entrenched lot.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Very like the IFGD</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Yes very like.  Did they outlaw Linda's glove, perchance?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Hah! Let them try!</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - All's fair in love and fluffing.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman begins to make a trail with the chocolates that lead from the clearing to the path,down the path to his yard,through his yard,into his door,up the stairs into his bedroom</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc heaves BIG sigh of relief.  Losing Linda's glove would be a blow to all mankind.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - to the foot of his bed.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - This is a most elaborate trap, Blaster.  Haven't you ever heard of Occam's Razor?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman gets naked .He takes the very last Hershey kiss and balances it at the very tip of his erection.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Roderick likes Hershey kisses</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Now the wait begins.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - There you go, Roderick</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - CHOMP!!!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - *]:-) and a hearty guffaw.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Has anyone got a very small sticking plaster?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Whoa guys!!!!!!!I got a big one on the end of the line!!!!!!!</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc reaches into possibles bag and hands Diana a very small sticking plaster.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman lets out some slack for fear his line will snap.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - It isn't for me, it's for him.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Yeah, but I don't want to touch it.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I thought maybe you'd throw it on him.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I get quesy around small wounds.  Big ones too for that matter.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Well, someone had better do it. Clepsy?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0>* Blasterman has never hooked one this feisty before.Surly the line will snap.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Good idea.  Clepsy has a weakness for Blasterman.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 9:28pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Linda Daventry, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Linda!!!  Catch me I'm swooning!!!!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Hello Linda</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc swoons</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - What's up?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Nothing.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Not mine Linda help me please!!!!</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Soon fix that then.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Please, please please....</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Just hanging around.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Dangling, like.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the First Watch 9:30pm</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - With a small angle of dangle</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Yes you have the jist.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Too shriveled to even dangle, Linda.  Help, help help.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Very small.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I'm the challenge you've been looking for.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Forget all those half yard studs.  It's geezers like me that really NEED you.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Yes, but where's the glory?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I haven't been fully erect for over 20 years.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Dulce et decorum est...</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Think of the accomplishment.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Of course if you've never seen the Washington Monument then I'm your man.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Sounds juicy.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - I give free tours.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Nice horsey.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - No do me, Blaster has Mrs. Blaster.  I'm all alone in the world.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - He didn't mean it</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Oh, for goodness sake.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - He was tempted by the chocolate.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Size size size.  It's all you women think about.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Juiciness is important too.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - OK, my juices are way down.  I admit it.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - My time has past.  I only spurt dust these days and not much of that, actually.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 9:34pm</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Did you know Linda,my nickname here is Tropicana?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Oh, woe.  Woe is me.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Alackaday.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Because you're a fruit?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Yes and very ripe.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Would you like some yogurt with that?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - Why not.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hell, I'll bet Blaster hasn't even read your stories!!!!  I'm a real fan.  I inspired you!!  Well, along with Scooby I did, but he didn't even know what a fluffer was.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Blaster probably doesn't know what a fluffer is.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - I'd soon teach him</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Get out of here Blaster before I blow you're freaking head off.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - make that "your freaking head off".</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - You know there are only 3 things I enjoy whipped cream on.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 9:38pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Clepsy pounces on T9, wrestles him to the ground, and puts him in a full nelson</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Hello!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hello, Tom.  Diana said I could stay.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Hi, T9</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Colour changed</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - No I didn't</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Can I stay?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - wb Tom</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Captain, of course you can stay!</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - You didn't ask me.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I know.  I'm sheepish.  He would have immediately thrown me out.  Can I stay, Diana?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Ask Linda</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Can I stay, Linda?</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - CC, just stick with the CIA cover story.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - From now on, I will, Tom.  I'll never risk the truth again.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blasterman</big></B> - BRB</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc waits Linda's decision nervously.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - I suggest you ask Diana</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - How about Clepsy?  Can I stay, Diana?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Clepsy?  Can I stay?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - I already told you once!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - No you didn't.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Oh yes I did</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Oh no you didn't.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Oh yes she did.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - No she didn't.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Maybe it's Time for more stern discipline?</font><br>

<font color=#008000>* Linda Daventry pulls a mousetrap out of the bag.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - A mousetrap?</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - They're for catching mice</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I don't see any mice?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - See how the spring make the trap go "Kapow"</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc retracts genitals into abdominal cavity as taught by a Hindu fakir.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - The mousetrap must be working then.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - When did we start having a problem with mice?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Mice? What's all this about mice?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I haven't seen any mice.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Rats I've seen.  No mice.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - "Kapow"? ... -gulp-</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 9:51pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, sub, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.</font><br>

<font color=#008000>* Linda Daventry baits the trap with a picture of Tina Lockwood</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Hi, sub</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hi, sub.  Stay away from that Tina Lockwood picture.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - greetings, Mighty Diana, Lovely Linda.  hi guys.  thanks, CC</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - sub!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - You're welcome, sub.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Did someone say "Tina Lockwood"?  I love Tina!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Um, Tom.....</font><br>

<font color=#008000>* Linda Daventry waits patiently</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 9:53pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Blaster, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hey, it's Blasterman, we can start the party now</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - wb, Blaster.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - hi Bman</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - This pic shows off her quads very - OUCH!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Hello again my friends.</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc shakes his head in disbelief.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Works for mice, too.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - What happened Tom?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I mean, the guy was right here when she set it up....</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - For crying out loud.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - It only got my thumb.  Good thing it wasn't a pic of Denise Masino.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Were you hoping to get in first then, CC?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Whats the matter Cap?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Denise Masino????</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Linda, you're meaner than I supposed you'd be.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - CC, why the alarmed tone?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Did I sound alarmed?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Lovely Linda tell me about fluff.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Four question marks seema a little alarmed.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - didn't mean to.  I had a crush on Denise for a while, but Griselda wouldn't talk to me about it and it wore off.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - You don't know about fluffing?</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Blaster, are you thinking about a career in fluffing for yourself?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Still, the lingering attraction could have caused a problem.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - See, Linda, I told you!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - I beg your forgiveness no.I've been away from the site for a while.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Fluffing is the answer to professional lollipop failure.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - That's just like a woman.  You respect and admire and desire them and they just spurn you.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Spurn, spurn spurn.</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the First Watch 10:00pm</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - I don't think we've got a spurner here</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - And it spurns spurns spurns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Sort of like fluffing your pillow?</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Sort of.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Christ a'mighty I'm the only guy on this site who doesn't have to be taught what a fluffer is!!!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Schoolboys.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Humph.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Camelious humph.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - I know what a fluffernutter is.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Captain, we all weren't porn stars in the 70's like you.</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc harks back to those halcyon days......</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I had much better circulation then, Tom.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Yes, those magical 70's.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - The old blood filled every nook and cranny.</font><br>

<font color=teal>* TomNine could go for a fluffernutter sandwich right now.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Do they still make that nasty stuff Tom?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Marshmellow Fluff that is.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Marshmallow fluff is another remnant of the 70's.  If they are still making it they are wise to not advertise.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - You idiots!!  We have the legendary Linda Daventry here and you're talking marshmallow guck!!!  I can't believe this.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Not to mention the mythical Diana the Valkyrie.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Legendary? Moi?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Sorry Cap.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Neither of which is interested in me...just you charming devils and you jabber about marshmallows.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Linda, what was Johnny "The Wad" Holmes really like?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Get Linda to tell an anecdote or two.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Some yank, I think.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Is Ron Jeremy as nice in real life as he seems on film?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - He was more like a tug of war.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Another good one from Tom *]:-) and a guffaw.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - In the 70's porn had real stars, not like today!</font><br>

<font color=blue>* CaptainCorc preens a little at that, remembering......</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - I think porn has progressed Tom.The actors and actresses wash the bottoms of their feet now.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I assumed they just started cleaning the floors on the set.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>subaltern</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 10:13pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, subaltern, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - We had very dirty sets, Blaster.  It wasn't our fault.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Well thats progress too lol.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - Nickname change, subaltern is now known as sub</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - What happened sub.  Did you venture into the mousetrap despite my warnings?</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - "Raven Hawk" with Rachel McLish is on HBO3 right now...</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 10:15pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Jaxx, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - no, CC, i am too much the coward for that.  one ISP was failing so i switched to another</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - hello all u beatiful people</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Hi Jaxx</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - hi Jaxx</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Oh.  Well, you still better be careful if you see pictures around.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Jaxx!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hi, jaxx.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - what is the subject of talk??</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Fluffing.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - thanks, CC</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - Fluffing?????</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - God.</font><br>

<font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> - Uh-oh, the Fluff-ffone just went, I must be needed somewhere. See you!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Another one.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Linda Daventry, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#008000><B><big>Linda Daventry</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 10:17pm)</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Bye, Linda</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - farewell, Skilled Linda</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - Who was that???</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Bye Linda</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Linda even has her own exit.  wow.  Bye Linda.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Always on call, what a life!</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - And Linda descends to the Fluff-Cave, gets in the Fluffmobile...</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - What do you mean, who was that???  That was Linda Daventry.</font><br>

<font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> - Me too, time I wasn't here, night folks.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time and tide waits for no-one  10:18pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Goodnight, Diana.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Good night, Diana!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - sweet dreams, Mighty Diana</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - I've missed a lot I see.Who is the lovely Linda D ?</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Diana the Valkyrie, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#c020c0><B><big>Diana the Valkyrie</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 10:19pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - There's a Valkyrie-shaped hole in the room now. </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - the name rings a bell but...... </font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Night Di</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Children.  I'm surrounded by children.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - yeah u are CC</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Just kidding you, Jaxx.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Tell us please daddy.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - Linda Daventry is a fluffer, recently the subject of a story by Diana</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - And I could go on, but it would be mean.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>Jaxx</big></B> - be rignt back</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - sub, did you know what a fluffer was without being told?</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i had heard the term, CC, but i might not have remembered</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - And here I was hoping to find a companion in depravity.  I guess there's just no hope.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - <A Href="http://www.thevalkyrie.com/stories/sagas/fluff01.txt">http://www.thevalkyrie.com/stories/sagas/fluff01.txt</a></font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - CC, the rest of us haven't been handled by professional fluffers before</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - sub, does Sandy know about the recent stories devoted to her?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Thanks sub I will read it later.I'm getting tired now.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I never needed a fluffer in my day, sub.  I had wood at all times.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - It's later than you think 10:24pm</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - yes, She knows about them, and recently went to dinner with Arby</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I suppose Viagra will see the end of the old-Time fluffer.  I guess that's the price of progress.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - you must have been very popular (poplar?), CC</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Ha, sub!</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Did they call you pegleg back then Cap?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - sub, that was a good one.  They called me Mr. Hickory.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I had a Hillerich & Bradsbury tatoo.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Used to make 'em start at the trademark and work both ways.</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - O yes I drove by your memorial in Louisville last week Cap.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - How did it look?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Still proudly erect?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Massive! The largest bat in the world.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - sub, any luck finding a new place?</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the First Watch 10:30pm</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - "Nature Boy"</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Well, glory is fleeting, Blaster.  But at least my monument remains.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - not yet, T9.  i haven't been trying that hard because i'm comfortable here</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Your pal will kick your ass out one day, sub.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - You better at least make it look like you're looking.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - he's done it before, CC</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Tough love, friendship style, eh, sub?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - Just bring Sandy home and he will never let you leave sub.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - exactly, CC</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - if i haven't found a new place by mid-Sept., Sandy will be staying here for a couple days, Bman</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Your friend knows that, I presume?</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - There you go.He will be happy to have you around then.He may even pay YOU rent.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - yes, CC.  he's looking forward to meeting Her</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Blaster's right sub.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I'll bet he is.  You can come stay with me.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - As long as you like....until Sandy leaves.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i may take you up on that, CC.  i am also considering quitting my job and moving to Florida</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - sub, I'm sure you could stay with Scooby a few days if it came to that.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 10:35pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, Warrior Poet, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Hello all!</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Hey Rob.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hi, WP.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - hi WP</font><br>

<font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> - It's been fun guys.Happy trails to you......untill we meet again</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hey, this IS getting serious, isn't it sub?</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - See ya B-Man.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Night, Blaster.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Why so glum, guys?</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, Blaster, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#2020c0><B><big>Blaster</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 10:36pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Bye, cub reporter</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - T9, i don't think Scoob would let me stay with him.  he's always afraid i won't leave Mrs. Doo's feet alone</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Tom's face fell off and we're in mourning, WP.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - 'night Bman</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I am so sorry, Tom.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - My face falling off would only be an improvement.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Ouch!  What a mean thing to say!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Must have been something else then.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - CC, Sandy mentioned that She might let me clean Her house on a weekly basis.  the only way i can figure to do that is to live near Her</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Lessee, what portion of Tom's anatomy could fall off that would make us somber?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I can see that, sub.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Hi ho for Florida then.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i would have to find a job and a place to live there, CC, so it gets a bit complicated</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Sacrifices must be made, sub.  Surely you know that better than anyone else.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - It is a sad, sad day when I am the most cheerful one here.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - sub, I bet they have jobs and houses and everything in Sarasota these days.  Did you enjoy your visits apart from seeing Sandy?</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i do, CC.  i have made some preliminary inquiries</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Sarasota....who does Spring training there?</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - yes, T9, Sarasota is a nice town.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - This is about as happy as we get, WP.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - with an excellent fire department, too</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Then I shall write your obituary, Tom.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - An extraordinary fire department, sub.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - CC, i don't think anyone does spring training there, but the White Sox, i think, have a farm team there</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Nobody trains in Sarasota anymore?  Only Ft. Lauderdale now?</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - sub, you should join the Fire Department too, then you and Sandy could go out and fight fires together.  That sounds like a USA Network TV show!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i think somebody trains in Bradenton, but i can't remember who.  that would be cool, T9, but i think the fire department requires some physical abilities that i can't manage.  maybe i could be a dispatcher</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I'd bet my left testicle that you guys would be doing cartwheels if Sheila was here.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Sheila may never return after the stupor I put her in last night.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - you'd lose, WP.  i can't manage cartwheels either</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Captain loves Sheila!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - CC, if you can offend her more than I have, then you are Gilbert Gottfreid</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - It's not a matter of offending her.  It's a matter of boring her into a stupor.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - And if I were you I'd never use the word "Gilbert" around her.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I hope Sheila comes here and beats some sense into you, CC.  You are a very interesting guy!</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - CC, I'm sure Sheila just got cut off.  Nothing personal.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I know Tom.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I'm just playing.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - I hope.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - CC thinks he's boring now that he doesn't have wood 24/7</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - It was pretty abrupt last night.  </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - It's a hard (ahem)....difficult thing to live with after all those productive years, sub.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - 24/7 wood is a major responsibility, not to be taken Lightly.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i would say, CC, that there is more to life than wood, but there really isn't</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Again, you display your great wisdom for all to see, sub.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.  What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self-critical? 		-- Alan Perlis </font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - CC, I took a depression test tonight.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - How'd it come out?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I scored on the high end of normal.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - There's a normal for depression?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - What a sad statement on society.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - So I am more depressed than normal folks, but not as depressed as depressed folks.  Out of a possible 63 points I scored a 9.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Well, what does that tell you?  Anything hopeful?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Yes!  I am very optimistic about this!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Good.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - This book I took the test in describes everything I feel to the letter.  It also illustrates how silly it is and how to correct these unreasonable beliefs.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - To sum it all up, I am just fooling myself.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Very, very good.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - What type of questions do they ask on a depression test?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I have bad news, though.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Didn't your shrink tell you any of that?</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - What bad news?</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - one well-meaning psychiatrist presribed Zoloft for me for a while, but i was so determined to be depressed that it didn't help</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - No, CC.  They ask how serious you think about suicide, if you cry much, irritability, persoanl perception....</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Yes, my own Zoloft...it can't fight determination.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - The bad news, CC, is that I asked the person I admire most in this world (Diana) and she seems reluctant to help</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the First Watch 11:00pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I respect her so much that her help would be an enormous boon.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - What could Diana do? </font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Well, don't take it too hard, WP.  Be sure you REALLY understand what she's saying.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Tom, I just need an intelligent evaluation of myself from an outside perspective.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - AI try new things, I want to see how she percieves the outward results appear.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Diane, or any of us, doesn't know enough about you to provide that perspective.  You are asking for way too much.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I disagree, Tom.  She has already told me much more than I expected about me.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - And frankly, Tom, I have asked her for her help, not demanded it.  Diana can make that evaluation herslf.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Then you should be grateful for what she's already done.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - What's the problem, Tom?</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - then She knows what you've told Her, WP, but She has had no opportunity to make Her own observations.  She can't be expected to provide a psychological evaluation on that basis </font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - The problem?  Your expectations from Diana and this site do not meet their goals.  Diana is not your shrink, this is not your support group.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - Boys, the reading mood has come upon me and I must away to my research.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I didn't ask for one, sub.  I just want someone to tell me if I am doing better in here because this is the only place I struggle.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 11:06pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, RJ, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - cya CC.  enjoy.</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Have fun, Captain.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Tom, I think you are mad at me and I don't know why.  I think I should go.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - hi RJ</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - Hi again everyone!</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - RJ, hello again.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> - WP, you've been doing much better since the unfortunate Heresy incident.  don't let anything throw you off course.</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, CaptainCorc, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=blue><B><big>CaptainCorc</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 11:07pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Captain leaving the Bridge</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I'm not mad, and I hope you are not leaving.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I just wonder why I am under attack for asking for advice, CC.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - Hi Sub, Tom!</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - I don't see any attack here.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - and Hi to you too Warrior Poet!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Diana is a big girl.  She has offered help in the past.  I don't see why telling me "stop being so combative" or whatever from time to time is unreasonable.</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Time is on my side.... 11:08pm</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - WP, i think you are doing better in here.  i haven't seen you lose your temper in weeks</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Hi RJ!  Sorry, i was a bit distracted.  How are you?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I'm fine thanks, how are you?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> -   logged on.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 11:09pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Hello, TwoPossums, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.  </font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Am I seeing double, or are there two of you?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Hi 2P!</font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - 2P, hey.</font><br>

<font color=#000000>* TwoPossums returns battered and bruised.  :-)</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - Hi 2P!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - hi 2P</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Why bruised, my friend?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Have I said anything since I left Tom?  I left the screen open when I left and my roomates came in while I was upstairs.  Wanna make sure nobody has used my name while I was gone.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Heather has been thrashing me again.  </font><br>

<font color=teal><B><big>TomNine</big></B> - Lucky 2P!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - lucky 2P</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Is she enjoying it as much as you, 2P?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - :-)</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - A little more I think WP</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - How's everyone tonight?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I would love to have a girlfriend who likes beating me up.  But I would be afriad to ask or tell her.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - just fine, RJ.  how are you?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Little bruised but otherwise running on all cylinders</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Well, RJ.  thanks.  How about you?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I'm good thank you!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - What are you into, RJ?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Sometimes ya gotta risk asking WP.  You'll get burned like 90% of the time but the other 10% makes up fer it</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 11:15pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Did you ever tell anyone other than Heather about your likes?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I'm into female wrestling!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Muscular females or regular females?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Told my last girlfriend a little.  She would squeeze me a little during sex.  But she was into "being" dominated.  Ah-well.  I've moved on to greener pastures as they say</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - either or doesn't matter</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I have never dominated, but have been so once.  Loved it!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - RJ, many of us here are fools for any girl who has big muscles!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - I didn't like it much.  I can do it if asked but the words just don't come to me ya know.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Tomorrow is my first day off in 4 months!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I've wrestled a few times and lost too</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 11:19pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I understand, 2P.  I just can't bring myself to harm a woman, even if she wants me to.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - How do you wrestle, RJ?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I would never harm a woman  I like playful wrestling</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I like fully competitive wrestling.  Only then do you know her REAL power!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Heather is all worried about hurting me.  I say bring it on baby</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I always lose to scissor holds</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Colour changed</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - She loves you, 2P.  But if she really understood she'd be busting your ribs!  :-)</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I was in a scissors once.  I got out.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - She hurt 'em a lot tonight.  Little possum is sleeping right now.  So cute and so deadly</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - headscissors are brutal</font><br>

<font color=#c02020>* Warrior Poet envies TwoPossums</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - brb</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - :-)</font><br>

<font color=#c02020>* Warrior Poet peers about the room looking for TomNine</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Ohhhh Tooooom. Tommy-boy.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - BRB</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - La la laaaaa la</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - it got quiet in here all of a sudden</font><br>

<font color=#108050><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the First Watch 11:30pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Have we met before RJ?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - no but I think I talked to you in here last night</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - ok, back.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Sorry, had to fetch some protein.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - That's what I meant by "met"  Been a lot of new additions to our crew of late.  Just trying ta keep ya straight.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I'm sorry  yes we did I misunderstood you</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Andrulla stopped by today!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - I haven't seen or met (in person) anybody here.  Kind of neat after awhile of reading a person's text you develop a voice for them in yer head</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I hate to imagine what you think of my "voice" 2P!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I just became a member here last week and joined this chatroom last night for the first time</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 11:35pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - LOL Warrior.  You sound just fine.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - You'll like it here, RJ.  I have lots of fun with these folks!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - back</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Wow really RJ.  Most members take months before they venture into the chatroom.  It usally becomes a favorite feature </font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I'm sure I will thanks!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I was a member for a full year before I started visiting .</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - this is only my second night in here and I love it everyone has been great to me</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I stopped once in that yer.  Ann-Marie Crooks was here!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - About 2 months here</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i was a member for a full 20 minutes before i came to the chatroom</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 11:37pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Must have been kewl talking to Ann-Marie. Not as kewl as Andrulla or Shelia I'm guessing</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - sub gets things so much faster than i do.  :-)</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - there is so much to see and do in this website it's great and worth the money</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - No, I enjoy talking to Andrulla because i am in awe of her, but Sheila is the nicest woman I have ever met.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I used to get nervous when I first started chatting with Andrulla.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - I know.  I usually hate paysites.  But that is because you can't see what you are buying. Not here.  Diana lets you look around and she entices you to join. It is well worth the 10 bucks a month.  I don't see anyreason to go to the gold membership though.  Doesn't offer anything more that I know of</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - between all the wrestling pictures and movies to download you can spend alot of time in here</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - There's a time and a place for everything 11:39pm</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Sheila is nice.  I really like her.  Like to talk to her about Scottish music sometime.  Her bio says she was a Highland dancer for awhile</font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 11:41pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I will get the maximum price membership someday just to pay Diana a little closer to what she desrves.  This place is priceless to me!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - :-(  Cubbies lost in extra innings.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - you said it Warrior</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Even with all its perks, RJ, the chatroom is worth the price alone.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Hell, Diana could kick me out and I'd still send her money!</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - you're right</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - I will really be loving life when Diana gets all of the bugs out of the NewsThumbs page.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I have never been there, 2p.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Hey sub you still there?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020>* Warrior Poet notices sub being his shy self and realizes all is right with the world.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Well it is great...well it will be great.  Anyway it is a great place to find pics that you don't have.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - You can set a watch by sub.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I love female wrestling and i've never seen so many pictures and movies devoted to one sport it's great</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I can't get pics off of it...I just see text.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i am still here, 2P</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - At the rsik of being chastised, RJ, I must say that I don't think this wrestling is a sport at all.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Kewl.  I saw ya come back in but ya didn't say anything else.  Just making sure yer allright dude</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - But you think Bodybuilding is a sport?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - The guys are often just putty in the woman's hands to beat and pound as she will, it's more like an art.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - well it's like watching your favorite sport anyway</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I haven't decided on tha one, 2P.  It is to gray for me.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i was looking at the membership info.  actually, 25mb of web space is pretty good for $5</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Ahhh well you argued well for it last time.  </font><br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - When I find myself in times of trouble, 11:48pm</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I am trying to argue less, 2P, but thanks anyway.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - What are you talking about sub?  Diana gives you web space or someting</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - anyway it's worth the money</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I will put up a site by Christmas with pics of my awesome physique!</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - the gold membership is like the silver membership, plus 25mb of web space</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - I used to really get into female wrestling.  But I need it to be alittle more exiting then long scissors and headlocks.  Need to see a woman beat up a male in pro-wrestling style</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - at least I plan on it being awesome by Christmas!</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I like the psychological aspect of the woman breaking down the man's will and confidence!  The rest is secondary.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - 25mb of web space is good.  So you could start yer own web page?  Been thinking about doing that and most of the free places make you use banners and such plus you only get 20 mb</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Good luck WP</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I have a page already, but there is nothing on it.  It is free from my internet provider</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I just bought a book on HTML...I want to put it to use soon.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - you're right 2P but I still like to see someone try to escape a scissors hold</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - i gotta go.  cya guys</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Bye sub.</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - bye sub</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - bye sub.  take care!</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Me too RJ.  Just that a lot of them become the same thing different girl.  I like it when a girl talks to the guy.  Laughs at his foolish attempts.</font><br>

<font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> - 2P, try Xoom.  they don't make you use banners</font><br>


<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - Cheerio, sub, come back soon.  </font> <BR><font color=#804040><B><big>sub</big></B> -   logged off.</font> <font size=1 color=gray> --- (Sat Aug 15 11:53pm)</font> <br>
<font color="#108050"><B><big>Clepsydra</big></B> - The subdolous insubstantial sub is now subduced.</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - Ever read the stories here, 2P?</font><br>

<font color=#000000><B><big>RJ</big></B> - I like to see an opponents head being crushed between two thighs</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - I'm thinking of putting up an animation site or a bodybuilding site.  I'd put one up with some real-audio stuff but I don't have the equipment.</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Never WP.  Why?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I thought about that too, 2P, but how can you improve on this place?</font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - You would really enjoy several of the stories.  They are fantastic!  I can give you a few titles if you are interested</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Ya can't but there is always room fer more muscle.  It's like jello.  </font><br>

<font color=#c02020><B><big>Warrior Poet</big></B> - I see...</font><br>

<font color=blue><B><big>TwoPossums</big></B> - Not really WP.  The library doesn't interest me.</font><br>