It's a new day!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the First Watch 12:00am
CaptainCorc - Yes, she does, NT. I'd have to say Macbeth, Muscles.
CaptainCorc - As a favorite, that is. Falstaff is very fine and Mercutio and Shylock and Portia
Muscles - I can barely remember him, Captain.
Muscles - Merchant of Venice fan, huh?
CaptainCorc - Macbeth? He's a great study in ambition.
CaptainCorc - I like the Merchant of Venice, yeah.
CaptainCorc - I think it's Shylock that has a classic nasty crack about bagpipes.
Muscles - I read Macbeth, years ago. I have a poor memory. But that comes in handy.
CaptainCorc - Frequently does, Muscles. *]:-)
Muscles - Can you quote that crack, Captain?
Clepsydra - Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
CaptainCorc - Yes I can. "Some men there are cannot abide cats. Others, when the bagpipe squalls i' the nose, cannot contain their urine."
Muscles - A smart man, you are! It seems to be the ultimate accomplishment, to impress others by quoting Shakespeare. I can do little.
Muscles - I loved Polonius' line "Oh! I am slain!" I played him in a small play, once.
Muscles - I really liked Hamlet. A man driven by rage to justice.
CaptainCorc - Not even close to the ultimate accomplishment. Most people consider you a bore if you do it too much. But actors together have great fun with it.
Muscles - I only show interest in Shakespeare or Arthur Miller plays.
CaptainCorc - NT, still there?
Muscles - I loved the Crucible!
CaptainCorc - The Crucible is a good play. Didn't really get much out of Death of a Salesman.
Muscles - Death...is good, but differnt. I liked the movie with Dustin Hoffman.
CaptainCorc - Death seemed too much like "Long Day's Journey Into Night" to me. Others could present a valid argument against that point of view, but that's how I felt about it.
Muscles - I really don't know much drama outside of those two other than the Greek stuff.
Muscles - I liked the Greek tragedies.
Jaxx - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:12am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Jaxx, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Jaxx - hello all u beatiful people
CaptainCorc - I'm not well up on them. Antigone, Oedipus and I'm done.
Muscles - hey jaxx
CaptainCorc - Hi, Jaxx.
Jaxx - are u talking about William S.????
CaptainCorc - Some.
Muscles - I only remember that I liked them, I can't remember anything else. When you read like I do, it all blends together.
CaptainCorc - NIGHTTIME are you with us still?
Jaxx - oh goody. I feel out of my element already
CaptainCorc - Avaunt, jaxx! Out with you!
Muscles - we can stop, jaxx. I was running out of material anyways. what would you like to discuss?
CaptainCorc - What noble chine hath this fabled scrunch abhorred?
CaptainCorc - *]:-) jibberish. I'm kidding, jaxx. What would you like to talk about.
Jaxx - nothing. I was just stopping by. there is some idiot who wants to tell me a tale. I have a feeling it won't mean much, though
Muscles - hey now, don't bash idiots. i am one. :-)
Jaxx - see u all later. I have to go eat something
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Jaxx, come back soon.
Jaxx - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:17am)
CaptainCorc - That's a fairly cryptic statement.
Muscles - bye jaxx
Muscles - yes, what does he mean "eat?"
CaptainCorc - some idiot is going to tell him a tale in here?
CaptainCorc - Or did he have to be where somewhere for an idiot to tell him a tale, and there just happened to be a net connection in that locale.
Muscles - I dunno.
CaptainCorc - And if the tale is to be told in here, why did he leave?
Muscles - Who knows?
CaptainCorc - It is with such conundrums that I occupy what passes for my mind.
Muscles - Captain, you have already exhibited superior intellect. Knock-off that self-bashing or I will start too.
CaptainCorc - I'm not meaning to self bash, Muscle. Just keep myself in perspective, that's all. I once had far too high of an opinion of myself and it never works to your advantage.
TwoPossums - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:25am)
Clepsydra - Hello, TwoPossums, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Am I seeing double, or are there two of you?
TwoPossums - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:25am)
Clepsydra - Hello, TwoPossums, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Am I seeing double, or are there two of you?
Muscles - Look what arrogance does for Diana, though. You guys all worship her!
CaptainCorc - Hi, 2p. Rustle up some grub for me, will ya?
TwoPossums - 'Allo 'Allo
Muscles - Captain, you have his color.
Muscles - Hi, TwoPossums
CaptainCorc - 2p generally comes in a shade or two darker.
Muscles - Colour changed
* TwoPossums hands Captain a menu
TwoPossums - Hey Muscles how are you?
Muscles - Fine, thank-you.
TwoPossums - I like blue but I'm not real picky about it :-)
CaptainCorc - I'll have the Lobster Thermidor, 2p. Thank you very much.
TwoPossums - Pretty good. Just downloading some pics for I go to bed. Thought I'd come chat to pass the time
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 12:27am
Muscles - We are very honored, TwoPossums.
* TwoPossums doesn't cook seafood that much but will give it the old possum try
TwoPossums - As well you should be LOL
* CaptainCorc hopes that 2p notices that he noticed that 2p signed on as ship's cook.
* TwoPossums noticed
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Graveyard Watch 12:30am
CaptainCorc - What the hell kind of sea cook are you gonna be if you don't do sea food?
TwoPossums - LOL whoever took these pics of Diana Dennis didn't clean the lens very well. That last one had a hair on it.
TwoPossums - I figure we see enough sea food. How 'bout some steak.
Muscles - I think AOL should change their name to LOL
CaptainCorc - I hope you can at least fish salt pork out of a barrel.
TwoPossums - AOL = Assholes On Line. I think the name fits.
CaptainCorc - Cook, gimme that big slimey worm ridden piece of salt pork floating on top there.
TwoPossums - I promise Captain that I shall be as good a cook as you are a captain.
TwoPossums - Pork Noissettes anyone?
CaptainCorc - That's a cheap shot there, 2p. A good one, but cheap.
Muscles - I think it's funny how you can always pick an AOLer out of the crowd.
TwoPossums - AOL impression. Any females here. Age check.
TwoPossums - Cheap shots are the house specialty todnight Capn'
Muscles - Yeah, NIGHTTIME was just here and immediately PMed me to see if I was female.
CaptainCorc - You're being pretty fresh for a guy I could have put in irons and thrown into the hold with the bilge and the rats, 2p.
TwoPossums - Fire in the whole
TwoPossums - And he didn't log off. Another sign
TwoPossums - I liked AOL when I had it. Some of the chat rooms were ok but you really had to wade through some assholes to find anybody worth talking to. Not like here. Quality from the word go
Muscles - I dunno about all that quality, 2P
CaptainCorc - Where's Heather, 2p?
TwoPossums - Was taking anouther cheap shot Muscles
Muscles - That warrior Poet guy is a real ass.
TwoPossums - LOL
TwoPossums - Heather is in Bed.
CaptainCorc - Well, get her up. I want to say hello.
CaptainCorc - Raus, raus! Uppen zie Heatherfrauzenhoppenschtaufenschultzenzabber.
TwoPossums - She is really surprised when I tell her that you all ask about her all the time. After all she was only here for about 15 min.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 12:42am
CaptainCorc - I got the sense of something very likeable about her, 2p.
CaptainCorc - She seems to have the coolness of Paget about to trepan.
TwoPossums - Yeah me to. That's why I started going out with her. Gotta marry that girl someday. I think it was you that I was talking with about her self esteme problems. She just finds it so hard to see in her self what is so obvious to others. She's cool
CaptainCorc - Yes it was 2p. And it's a shame she feels that way.
TwoPossums - And what is really great about her is she probably would have understood that last reference Capn'
CaptainCorc - Now that would be impressive, 2p.
CaptainCorc - I'd have to sign on as HeatherFan if she understood that one and where it came from.
TwoPossums - She's too damn smart fer her britches.
Muscles - People with depression often are.
TwoPossums - Is paget a mineral?
CaptainCorc - Yeah and I suppose a bunch of imbeciles told her that all her life and helped form her low self esteem.
Muscles - They did in my life, especially my father
TwoPossums - 'course she doesn't know her left from her right. Which I find so damn cute
CaptainCorc - Everybody has their blank spots, 2p. And that would be a cute one. Very endearing.
TwoPossums - Oh yeah we were talking last night and I told her that all her life the people of power in her life where the ones that put her down. So today she tries to please the people that don't like her and the people that do like her are automatically wrong.
CaptainCorc - Hey, 2p?????
TwoPossums - She holds out her hands and makes an L with each to tell which is right and which is left.
TwoPossums - Yeah Captain?
Muscles - Wow!
CaptainCorc - If I tell you what that Paget thing means, do you promise not to tell Heather?
CaptainCorc - Cuz I want you to copy it, show it to her and tell me what she says.
TwoPossums - Yes. But is it a mineral. If it is she already knows it
CaptainCorc - It's not a mineral. So you promise?
* TwoPossums does solomely swear on one of Warrior Poet's Bibles
Sen - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:53am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Sen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Muscles - Yeah, he sure is a lying asshole
Sen - moin moin
Sen - moin moin
TwoPossums - Hello Sen. Goodmorning is it?
Muscles - Hello Sen.
CaptainCorc - OK. Paget was a British surgeon in the late 1800's. Trepanning (about to trepan) is an operation where they drill a hole in the skull. And the whole thing comes from Gilbert & Sullivan's "Patience". Do you still think she'll get it?
TwoPossums - She might. She's weird like that
CaptainCorc - Wooooh.
Muscles - Sydney Paget was also the artist who imortallized the image of Sherlock Holmes.
CaptainCorc - Very true, Muscles. They may have been related, I'm almost sure they were brothers, but I'm not prepared to swear to it.
TwoPossums - Wow Trivia central
Muscles - Actually Sydney intercepted his brother's mail, whom the commission letter was addressed to, then stole the assignment.
Sen - OK, brb
CaptainCorc - 2p, do you want me to type it again? I'd really like to know what Heather says.
TwoPossums - What brought this up in the first place. You said that in reference to what.
CaptainCorc - Right, Muscles, his brother was an artist too. My mistake.
TwoPossums - No I wrote it down Captain.
CaptainCorc - 2p, it was along the lines of "she shows the coolness of Paget about to trepan."
CaptainCorc - In other words, she seems calm and sure of herself.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:00am
CaptainCorc - Tell her it would be good for her to frequent a place where she gives off an aura like that.
TwoPossums - I think I said something about her being cool and then you said that. That sounds right. I like to give her the context of the conversation
Muscles - Is Heather buff yet?
TwoPossums - She has had a lot going on lately and she just had an out patient procedure done (don't ask me what 'cause I don't want to talk about it) She is fine but she hasn't really felt like or had the time to go to the gym latley. She starts back Monday. She hasn't lost the muscle tone she already had gained surprisingly
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 01:03am
Muscles - OK.
Muscles - How big does she want to get?
Muscles - Is anyone here?
TwoPossums - Hard to say. She's 5'10" and weighs about 160 now. She doesn't like the sound of a higher number 'cause of societys infuence on what is thin but I think she knows that to look like she wants she'll weigh like 170 or so. She really likes Suzan Kaminga and she has the same body frame
Muscles - I like tall women. I dated an opera singer who weighed about 175.
TwoPossums - Kewl. Opera singers have great necks
Muscles - She had great tits. The smartest girl I knew before Diana. She turned me on to martial arts.
Muscles - She was so impressed when I turned down sex from her cause it was too early in the relationship.
TwoPossums - Sounds like the stuff dreams are made of. What happened she move away or something. All the good ones seem to do that.
Muscles - She stills sends letters from time to time.
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 01:10am
TwoPossums - Heather and I only waited a month. We had said we would wait more and we both usually do but...well....
Muscles - No, it was a long distance relationship. I live an hour away. Also, she had some personal problems. Her Dad had been in the hospital for a few years. It pained me not to be able to help her.
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 01:11am
Muscles - She wanted it after the second date.
TwoPossums - An hour away ain't that far for an opera singer. I say call her
Clepsydra - It's later than you think 01:12am
Muscles - Maybe I should, she wrestles.
Sen - hey Muscles, 2hour is no distance , can be easy made everyday two times
Clepsydra - Time waits for no one and it won't wait for me. 01:13am
Muscles - Yeah. Maybe I should.
TwoPossums - Wait let me get this straight. She likes you. She wants to sleep with you. She is smart. She wrestles. And you say to me
Sen - for sure you should
Muscles - She is a bit heavy for me.
TwoPossums - Go up spend the weekend.
Sen - is this a problem for you?
Muscles - She had a brown belt in Judo. Facially, she looks like Andrulla. No joke.
Clepsydra - Q: How many Platonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: They don't change bulbs, they have nice fires in their caves and if they need light they go out and look at the sun.
TwoPossums - She overweight or what.
Muscles - Yes, Sen. She is a bit fat.
Muscles - She is German, Sen. Perhaps you should call her.
TwoPossums - Dude I say date her. She can always loose weight. And she sounds attractive.
Sen - opera singers needs the body , where is she ???
Muscles - I am starting to think I will call her. She is in Illinois.
Sen - stop thinking catch the phone
Sen - stop thinking catch the phone
Muscles - She was just a bit depressed at times....like me.
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 01:17am
Sen - Illinois is a little expensive for me to call
TwoPossums - A face like Andrulla's is hard to turn down. Man she is a hottie
Muscles - It's past midnight here, Sen. It is too late to call.
Muscles - Not as pretty as Andrulla, just similar.
Muscles - Her eyes are more narrow.
Sen - ok, but then call her this afternoon
Muscles - I don't have her number, but I will look for it.
Sen - 5'10" and 160lbs doesnt sound fat?
TomNine - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 01:19am)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy pounces on T9, wrestles him to the ground, and puts him in a full nelson
Muscles - Hello Tom
CaptainCorc - Hi, tom.
TomNine - Gents.
TwoPossums - That is Heathers stats
Muscles - That was 2p's girl. Mine is about 5'6" and 175lbs.
TwoPossums - Hey Tom
Muscles - But she is tough. I like that.
Sen - ok, hey is she your age ??
CaptainCorc - Tom what happened to the ©right
Muscles - she is three years younger.
Sen - perfect
TomNine - CC, the "©" was just a poke at NewTom.
Sen - perfect
CaptainCorc - LOL....good one, Tom.
Muscles - Sen, I will call her. Don't worry. I will keep you informed. How is your BBBBB gal?
TwoPossums - New Tom?
Muscles - Like New Coke, 2P. New but not better.
Sen - she's just great, I heavent meet her online for 9 days now , but we'll meet today again I hope
CaptainCorc - &tragedy
TomNine - A guy has been chatting using the nick "NewTom". I know nothing about him.
CaptainCorc - &comedy
CaptainCorc - &mask
TwoPossums - There's someone else running around named Tom? Oh shit the hottentots are running amok
Muscles - Have you called her, Sen?
Muscles - One Tom is all I can manage.
Sen - not yet, I will soon , I guess , not easy time and phoneprize
Clepsydra - Face up...make your stand and realise your living in the golden years 01:25am
TomNine - I think I ran PeepingTom off when I became a regular.
CaptainCorc - Did you steal Tom from PeepingTom Tom?
Sen - http://www.webkitten.com/IMG0123.jpg
TomNine - Calling myself Tom was my parents idea.
Muscles - Sen is a horny guy!
CaptainCorc - You could have signed on as ThomasNine, TomNine.
TomNine - CC, what were you up to with the "&mask" etc.?
Muscles - How about Th-resaFanNine?
TomNine - I'm not ready to commit my allegiance to any one wrestling FBB yet, WP.
TwoPossums - MMMmmmm Th-resa
CaptainCorc - I was wondering if there was a drama symbol around out there in HTML land. &drama
CaptainCorc - &theatre
CaptainCorc - &actor
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:30am
CaptainCorc - I guess not. Too complicated for font stuff I suppose.
Sen - I prefer " Geil "
Muscles - Ah, yes, we had that discussion before, Sen.
Muscles - I am going to bed now, gentlemen. Good night.
Sen - cya
TomNine - Good night, Muscles.
TwoPossums - Good night. I'm outtta here also
CaptainCorc - Good niight, Muscle.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Muscles, come back soon.
Muscles - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 01:33am)
TomNine - See ya 2P.
TomNine - They're dropping like flies.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TwoPossums, come back soon.
TwoPossums - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 01:34am)
Clepsydra - Bye, 2P
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TwoPossums, come back soon.
TwoPossums - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 01:34am)
Clepsydra - Bye, 2P
CaptainCorc - Missed bye bye to 2p.
CaptainCorc - Sen, Tom, we must plan for warfare.
Sen - 
Sen - what war ??? sorry have to go, too
TomNine - See ya, Sen. Nice pic!
CaptainCorc - Later, Sen.
TomNine - Cap, are we clearing for battle?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Sen, come back soon.
Sen - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 01:38am)
CaptainCorc - Nah...but you gotta admit, it did sound dramatic, didn't it?
TomNine - Sen seemed a little nervous when Americans talked of war. "Saving Private Ryan" might be stirring memories.
CaptainCorc - He's very sensitive about the history of Germany in the twentieth century.
CaptainCorc - And I admit, it's delicate, but WWII is one of my favorite subjects.
CaptainCorc - Boy, that picture is killing my browser.
TomNine - Every subject is a chance to hurt someone's feelings. Even the Civil War still raises hackles.
CaptainCorc - True enough Tom. I'm pretty detached about most everything these days, myself.
CaptainCorc - Historical stuff, anyway.
CaptainCorc - Were you here when Diana accused Scooby of trying to kill me?
TomNine - Detached is good. It's funny to see how values clash on the web, though.
TomNine - I missed the attempted murder. What did Scooby do?
CaptainCorc - Well, I know I got into that prostitution thing...but I was young then and Lisa was my protector at that time.
Clepsydra - Up the Beatles 01:47am
CaptainCorc - It was fun...Scoob wanted to have a jerk off competition with me last weekend but I begged off due to advanced age and reduced capacity due to medication.
CaptainCorc - Today, Diana accused him of trying to kill me....I could have had a heart attack according to Diana. Very true too.
TomNine - Should have combined cigar smoking and spanking. That could finish you both off. :~)
CaptainCorc - It's a magnificent feeling to have a Valkyrie leap to your defense.
TomNine - What a humiliating way to die, as well. I'd feel embarassed for whoever had to clean up.
CaptainCorc - You got that right, Tom. Scooby would have cheated though. And there I would have been dead as a mackerel with a cigar clenched in my teeth and my weenie in my hand.
TomNine - Diana does take care of us.
CaptainCorc - She does, she truly does.
TomNine - I just noticed that my garbage disposal broke. I can't call maintenance until I get a chance to clean up and at least hide the FBB pics littering my apartment.
CaptainCorc - Display them proudly, Tom.
CaptainCorc - They're not as embarrassing as the pictures I'd have to hide.
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 01:53am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Shy Guy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, ShyGuy. Watch out for the new ..... oops. Rug. Are you OK?
CaptainCorc - It must be dawn in Chipping Norton.
* CaptainCorc pipes Bosun aboard with tune from mountain zither.
Shy Guy - Morning all
Shy Guy - Morning all
TomNine - Good morning, Shy One!
Shy Guy - Morning all
CaptainCorc - Will you stop already???
Shy Guy - Sorry, looks like I got a bad stutter today
CaptainCorc - Get that banjo out, Bosun. Thisyer mountain zither is jist a achin' to play.
TomNine - Duelling rednecks?
CaptainCorc - I like the sound of that.
CaptainCorc - zith zith zith zith zith zith zith zith zith..
TomNine - Is that why they call it a zither?
CaptainCorc - Exactly.
CaptainCorc - There's always a reason for these things.
CaptainCorc - Now where did that Limey get to?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:00am
TomNine - I'm off to make believe I can get some sleep before the alarm goes off. See you guys later.
CaptainCorc - Ain't that just like a Limey? as soon as you need 'em, they're dead.
CaptainCorc - Night, Tom.
Shy Guy - Wow, this room is so >s l o w in the UK today ¬(
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 02:00am)
Clepsydra - Well, back to the fray.
Shy Guy - 'Night Tom
CaptainCorc - Have you been paying your communication taxes like a good Brit, Bosun?
Shy Guy - I don't believe we have a communications tax yet Cap, though one could be on the way
CaptainCorc - Some of these days, these countries of ours are gonna be the death of us, bosun.
Shy Guy - Better be soon Cap, or we won't be able to afford luxuries like death...
Shy Guy - Heck, even some our taxes are taxed
CaptainCorc - We have a generation over here that's going to murder geezers when I'm a true geezer, Bosun.
CaptainCorc - Ours too. We have excise taxes on our taxes.
CaptainCorc - In fact, it's YOUR generation.
Shy Guy - /mr suspects geexer is a word that changes meaning nid-Atlantic
CaptainCorc - Did England have a baby boom after WW2? What does geezer mean in England?
Shy Guy - Yes old man, better be nice to me or we'll send you to the front of the queue
Shy Guy - Remember, Scooby let you off lightly
Clepsydra - Q: How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, the phrase was from "Laugh In.")
CaptainCorc - Sweet good and kind ShyGuy, may I bring you some scones?
Shy Guy - Ah, that's a refreshing change of attitude Cap, could you butter them please? And no raisins...
Shy Guy - A geezer over here is a bit of a lad
CaptainCorc - My pleasure.
CaptainCorc - I wonder why Diana didn't point that out to me.
* CaptainCorc picks the raisins out of the scones and butters them up, the better to butter up ShyGuy.
* Shy Guy wonders if he should have tried threatening the coffin-dodgers years ago
Shy Guy - Oh for the missed joys of being a juvenile delinquent
CaptainCorc - Did England have a boom?
Shy Guy - Soon enough I'll be a thirty-something delinquent
CaptainCorc - It's not that much to be feared, really.
Shy Guy - I think so Cap, but we also imported people heavily for a few years so the demographics are a litle lost on me
CaptainCorc - I see. Well, I'm a tail end boomer and we're causing major problems for your generation.
CaptainCorc - So, they're going to kill us.
CaptainCorc - I'm convinced of it.
Shy Guy - You mean supporting your pensions and stuff?
CaptainCorc - right. there's no way following generations can afford us.
CaptainCorc - I mean, the country is crawling with old people now.
CaptainCorc - And, not that I want to bump them off, they do cost a lot of money.
Shy Guy - It's all that darned medical science, not letting you die when you culd afford it
CaptainCorc - Our generation is bigger. They'll have to kill us.
CaptainCorc - Exactly.
CaptainCorc - It's just a racket to make croakers rich.
Shy Guy - They're only just started talking about how we're going to pay for that over here
CaptainCorc - I've seen some of it on CSpan. You guys seem to have a lot more fun.
Shy Guy - Strange theory seems to be that a private pension scheme in addition to the social security will fix it for everyone
CaptainCorc - I like the part where everybody starts yelling at everybody.
CaptainCorc - Well, if they don't double dip, it might help.
CaptainCorc - But God only knows what things will cost in 20 years.
Shy Guy - Completely ignoring the economics of the situation, but that's polliticians for you. Don't want to deal with it until it has become a major crisis
CaptainCorc - I'll need every pension I can get. And the punks will kill me.
Shy Guy - Then their response will be to delegate it to the opposition....
Shy Guy - Who will in turn throw it back again...
CaptainCorc - And then change the government on a vote of no confidence.
CaptainCorc - Mr. wizard, we must amass a private fortune so we won't be a drain on the public coffers.
Clepsydra - Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
Shy Guy - Although in some ways the oldies have it made over here too, very hard for a young 'un like myself to get started in the housing market
CaptainCorc - Kill 'em. It's the only answer.
Shy Guy - Yet my father, who lives in a place much bigger than I would dream of affording at todays prices, pays peanuts for his morgage
CaptainCorc - Should I send my house over on the Queen Whatever?
Shy Guy - So there's a lot of capital locked up there, for a while anyways
CaptainCorc - Would you like me to pay your rent?
CaptainCorc - Anything you want, whippersnapper, just let me enjoy my golden years.
Shy Guy - Hey, I like this new, improved Captain
Shy Guy - You wouldn't default and get me kicked out would you?
CaptainCorc - Never.
CaptainCorc - I'm glad you find me more pleasing, noble youth.
Shy Guy - Say Cap, you wouldn't happen to have a comic book collection over there you don't need anymore?
CaptainCorc - But, I warn you, Diana might look after me.
Shy Guy - A music supply perhaps?
CaptainCorc - I'm sorry, noble youth, but I have no comic books and you wouldn't care for my music.
Shy Guy - Offiially, Diana's duties don't start until you're slain
CaptainCorc - I know, but she said somebody has to look after geezers. Of course, you can never be sure exactly what she meant by that.
Shy Guy - Maybe she plans on 'taking care' or you for us?
CaptainCorc - and we're soft and cuddly and need help.
CaptainCorc - That's possible, I don't deny it, Bosun. but it doesn't seem like Diana's style.
Shy Guy - Although from what I see of America (the bits you export) your folks actually respect old age a great deal more than we do
GL - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 02:29am)
Clepsydra - Hello, GL, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra picks up GL piggy-back and carries him across the room.
CaptainCorc - Really?
Shy Guy - Over here, once you hit forty, you're a nothing
GL - Good Morning , Wussman!
CaptainCorc - There's constant complaints about not leaving the elderly their dignity and such.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:30am
Shy Guy - If you get redundancy and you're fifty, don't expect to see another job
CaptainCorc - Why you little oriental son of a bitch who you calling wussman?
GL - I am 40.
Shy Guy - Morning GL
GL - Hee!
Wussman - Nickname change, Shy Guy is now known as Wussman
CaptainCorc - Glad to see you know how to take me, GL. good to see you.
Wussman - Can't let your stats have too easy a time of it now, can we
Clepsydra - Time for tea 02:31am
GL - Morning Shy Guy or whatever.
whatever - Nickname change, Wussman is now known as whatever
GL - Likewise, Cap.
whatever - Hey, I think I like this one ¬)
CaptainCorc - Wuss, this age thing calls for more detail than we can get in the Lounge. How did the fishing trip go, GL.
Wussmen - Nickname change, GL is now known as Wussmen
Wussmen - Not as expected, a poor catch. Probably not in the right season.
whatever - A plague of wusses by upon you Captain!
CaptainCorc - Hey! I'm the original wuss, whatever.
GL - Nickname change, Wussmen is now known as GL
CaptainCorc - Too bad, GL.
GL - Where are you from? Shy Guy
GL - Colour changed
CaptainCorc - Chipping Norton.
whatever - I'm in the UK GL, heading off to work soon enough
CaptainCorc - Wanking Constantly
GL - Which part? My uncle stays in Plymouth. Cap, up so early as usual?
CaptainCorc - Wanking Constantly, Sussex.
GL - Wanking? That's something most men would do.
whatever - I'm about 20 miles NW of Oxford, just over an hour out from London
Clepsydra - There's a time to live and a time to die 02:36am
CaptainCorc - I'm up late as usual, GL.
GL - You sounds like had a few drinks, how about giving me the usual. Captain.
GL - Been to Singapore? Shy Guy
CaptainCorc - I'm sober as can be, GL.
CaptainCorc - Just naturally goofy.
whatever - I'm pretty untravelled GL, I've not left the country yet
CaptainCorc - Or maybe it's all this medication I'm taking.
GL - Your mail is still in the mail, I guess. Captain
whatever - A friend was over there recently for a Tai Chi competition though, he's pretty good!
CaptainCorc - Hope it gets there soon.
* CaptainCorc mixes up a JD and coke for GL
CaptainCorc - Here you go.
GL - Why? Not feelin' well? Captain. Shy Guy, are you the same wrestling guy with Sonia?
whatever - That's me GL
* GL took it from Captaincorc with gratefulness and eagerness and gulped it down at one go!
whatever - Hmm, now that would be an interesting way to off a geezer like you Cap, maybe we should just send Sonia over?
CaptainCorc - Jesus look at that guy drink.
GL - You seems to have a lot of fun, Shy Guy.
CaptainCorc - Sonia would do it, ShyGuy. She's evil.
* CaptainCorc hands JD jug and six pack of coke to GL.
* GL waving his empty glass in the air signalling for more!
whatever - Sure did GL, it's very hard not to have fun with Sonia though, she's very enthusiastic!
GL - Thank you, Captain.
CaptainCorc - You're welcome, sahib.
GL - Why did you wrestle in your jeans, Shy Guy? It will be more fun in some other attire.
CaptainCorc - He's shy, GL.
whatever - Hey Cap, I wouldn't call her evil, and certainly not if she was here!
GL - So I see, Captain
* whatever looks around suspiciously
CaptainCorc - And he figured it would keep her from ripping his nuts off.
whatever - Just she may be a little more fun loving than you oldies can take...
CaptainCorc - Those jeans suck 'em up tight, y'know.
* GL holding his mouth with his hands and look at Captain.
CaptainCorc - She's promised to kill me more than once, Bosun. I call that evil.
whatever - It was an impromptu thing GL, I had turned up to take Sonia karting, not wrestling
CaptainCorc - She must be a generation Xer gearing up a little early.
whatever - No Cap, just playful...
GL - But there's too much barrier, Captain. Nothing beats barebody comfort.
CaptainCorc - I would agree with you, GL.
GL - I see, Shy Guy. Is she strong?
CaptainCorc - But nude carting is outlawed in the UK.
GL - Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
whatever - Stronger than me GL, which is all I can say, not having anything else to compare with
GL - Is she into L & C? SG
whatever - Too right Captain, don't even think about getting into one of those suckers without your crash helmet on
whatever - She's much more into wrestling GL, though I wouldn't put anything past her if she thought it might be fun
CaptainCorc - I don't call murder playful, by the way.
whatever - Murder? I would call it more a case of manslaughter Cap
whatever - I mean, how is she supposed to know your old, weak heart can't take 43 minutes in a scissors?
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 02:50am
CaptainCorc - Yeah, right.
CaptainCorc - And she'd get away with it too.
* whatever is waiting for Rhys to log off again
GL - Captain, you fall into those scissors' trap of hers?
whatever - Do you think you could find a jury brave enough to convict?
CaptainCorc - Not yet and I don't think I will either, GL.
CaptainCorc - A jury of Valkyries would convict.
CaptainCorc - When they saw pictures of my pitiful corpse.
GL - I wonder what it's like wrestling with one of those strong babes, never had a chance to try.
CaptainCorc - In the full knowledge that I was a meek and egoless creature.
whatever - Sonia, the vindictive fun giver?
CaptainCorc - They'd flip the switch on her.
CaptainCorc - She'd fry.
GL - Egoless? Hardly, Captain. In my context, that's humility.
CaptainCorc - I'm not humble enough for you, GL?
whatever - I think you'd have a hard time persuading a single Valkyrie of 'egoless' much less 12
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 02:55am
whatever - They seem to equate male with ego
CaptainCorc - MOI?
GL - Yes you are. Captain.
CaptainCorc - Why, I have no ego whatsoever, let alone a male one?
whatever - GL, would mixed wrestling even be legal in Singapore?
CaptainCorc - I'm willing to be instructed in Zen humility, GL.
* GL concocts a JD coke and pass it to CaptainCorc with both hands.
* CaptainCorc turns the JD & coke in what he hopes is an approximation of the proper ceremony.
GL - You don't need it. Captain. I think you're cool enough. A drink for vous? Shy Guy
whatever - Best not GL, I gotta get going for work now
* CaptainCorc salaams to GL.
GL - Tea will be more appropriate. Captain
whatever - Catch ya all again tonight
CaptainCorc - Well, we can improvise, can't we?
CaptainCorc - See you whatever. Nice talking to you.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, whatever, come back soon.
whatever - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 02:59am)
GL - Sure do, Cap
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:00am
GL - See ya' SG
CaptainCorc - there's room in Zen for a JD & coke ceremony, don't you think?
GL - I'm enjoying my Hong Kong noodles rigt now,care to join me? JD & coke, that's life!
GL - By the way, Captain. How much was the postage for the mail?
* CaptainCorc goes off to boil up some Top Ramen.
CaptainCorc - Not enough to worry about, GL.
CaptainCorc - It's on me.
GL - You're too kind, I owe you one.
CaptainCorc - How about if I send you one once a month or so? Would that be enough?
GL - Let see how's the first one reach me. I am not too sure about the infringement, though I doubt there's any. Then I will have to trouble you often.
CaptainCorc - Righto.
CaptainCorc - It'll probably take a couple weeks.
GL - Anything oriental that will interest you? Perhaps I could sent something over?
CaptainCorc - I can't even remember when I mailed it. That's why I emailed you...so I'd have a record.
CaptainCorc - I don't know, GL. Probably lots of things I don't know about. What would you suggest?
GL - Hmm.... I'll look around for something and sent it over, You'll let me know if it interest you.
CaptainCorc - How about a really nasty magazine of Asian girls?
GL - Something perhaps that does not exist in USA. I gotta think.
CaptainCorc - Or maybe you could just send me an Asian girl?
CaptainCorc - A really nasty one, that is.
GL - I wish I could get one myself.
CaptainCorc - You're smack in the middle of millions of them and you can't get one either?
CaptainCorc - What is it with these girls?
GL - So you see my agony?
CaptainCorc - Don't they know how wonderful we are?
CaptainCorc - I do indeed. Hang on and remember that all is illusion.
GL - I'm wondering too? But I have a lota of platonic ones.
CaptainCorc - I do too. Not a lot, but a few satisfying ones.
CaptainCorc - I have a very sweet friendship with an 18 year old girl.
GL - Oh, at times, I wish I'm David Copperfield. Turning illusions into Reality.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 03:12am
GL - Ok? How sweet?
CaptainCorc - She's a real dear.
GL - Refresh my memory, Captain. How old are you?
CaptainCorc - Lovely and full of life and sparkly....it makes you glad to be alive to be around her.
CaptainCorc - I'm 47.
GL - That's something nice to live about and talk.
CaptainCorc - It truly is.
GL - i am only 40. I knew I was chatting with a mature guy.
CaptainCorc - Well, I have grown up some.
CaptainCorc - Still far from Zen though.
GL - Where there's love, age is no barrier.
CaptainCorc - Oh, no, there can't be love of the possessive type with this girl. She has a life to live.
GL - Well, zen is something different altogether. perhaps more to the focus of life in various perspective.
CaptainCorc - But I can love her as very dear friend.
CaptainCorc - And I do.
GL - That is truely platonic.
CaptainCorc - Very true about Zen, by the way. I don't think I'd find happiness in the pursuit of Zen.
CaptainCorc - But I do like the diminishment of self involved in it.
GL - Hopefully sometime in the future, we could catch and hang out for a couple of real JD & coke.
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 03:18am
CaptainCorc - I'd like that very much.
GL - Are you train in some form of arts?
CaptainCorc - I'm somewhat trained in theatre.
GL - I meant in martial arts. Sorry
CaptainCorc - Oh. No, I'm not. I understand that you are.
GL - You do have some concept of Zen. In a way, I am but no longer a fanatic.
CaptainCorc - What's the best one if what you'd like to do is turn fury into peace?
GL - Tai-Chi.
CaptainCorc - Is that the one that turns a fight into a dance?
GL - I'm trained in the 88 forms of Tai-chi. It gives you inner peace.
CaptainCorc - That would be a great thing.
GL - Something like that.
CaptainCorc - 88 forms???? Could a guy find inner peace with just one?
GL - Nowadays, martial artist do train with music. soothing kind.
GL - Well no, its an array of movements which injects a "flow" in the body.
GL - The original Tai-chi is in 108 forms.
CaptainCorc - See the flowing water and put that flow into your swing....Golf in the Kingdom
GL - yeah, you can improve your game with tai-chi.
CaptainCorc - How come 20 of them went away?
CaptainCorc - By the way, have you ever read Golf in the Kingdom?
GL - Well, sort of amendments or conversions over the years. It's thousands of years, things get lost. Just a joke.
Clepsydra - Q: How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb? A: None; assholes never see the light anyway.
GL - No, why
GL - No, why
CaptainCorc - I've always been curious about what an Asian would make of it.
GL - Too bad, I don't play golf.
CaptainCorc - It's a very strange and profound book...strange to a lot of people profound to me.
GL - Tennis perhaps, or squash, badminton, table-tennis, basketball, football volleyball etc. etc. but not golf.
CaptainCorc - Being a golfer would help.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:30am
CaptainCorc - You've never golfed?
GL - Strange? And how are they profound to you.
GL - I do know the game, though.
CaptainCorc - Well...it made me realize that there are as many paths to enlightenment as there are people.
Clepsydra - Q: How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I don't know, but I can look it up for you.
GL - I drive to show and putt for dough.
CaptainCorc - That's golf.
GL - Yes, in a way, I do understand and agree to it.
CaptainCorc - And it made me even more suspicious of dogma in any form. Even the Dogma of Zen.
CaptainCorc - Tell me, GL. One would need to study Tai Chi with a master in order to learn it properly, wouldn't they?
GL - They say if you do something long enough, you will notice how's the effect has on the mind, body and soul.
CaptainCorc - Unfortunately, anything I've done long enough has had a negative effect on mind body and soul.
GL - Yes, to understand the principles, you will need proper guidance because if you you learnt it a wrong way, there may be detrimental results to the body.
CaptainCorc - I figured as much.
GL - 'chi' is something not to be messed with.
CaptainCorc - I believe you...even though it's somewhat dogmatic.
CaptainCorc - that's a joke, son.
Clepsydra - Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man? A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.
GL - Some people who have trained without proper guidance had died from blood vessels bursting and other constriction of blood flow.
CaptainCorc - Yike!
GL - I'm not kidding, it actually happened ad worst some went berserk!
CaptainCorc - I believe you.
CaptainCorc - Were they all Americans?
GL - I have stop training for a long time. I am more into christianity now. I'm a born again christian.
Clepsydra - Up the Beatles 03:39am
CaptainCorc - How does that work for you?
GL - No, mostly chinese and some other nationalities.
CaptainCorc - I'll be darned.
GL - Well, I believe there's a God who loves me and Jesus who died for me and that's all out of grace. I should be more christlike and show grace to everybody.
GL - In fact, most americans who trained are under some guidance and they are good. Like Chuck Norris for example.
CaptainCorc - Not to question your faith, but do you have any contradictions that you needed to work out.
GL - None at all, working out is to maintain good health for the body and that's biblical.
CaptainCorc - I mean Eastern philosophy is very different from the tenets of Christianity.
GL - Yes, but I'm into christianity now.
CaptainCorc - Well that's swell, GL. What church do you go to?
GL - Methodist. brethren in nature.
CaptainCorc - Makes you happy?
GL - I was converted 4 years ago. Now I stop all my martial arts training and I started loving people. I felt good.
CaptainCorc - I'll bet it did. Loving people is something to strive for.
CaptainCorc - My 18 year old girl is very devout herself.
GL - Loving people and forgiving is hard to achieve in real life but when you really try, it's better then know a thousand forms in martial arts.
GL - That's great. What about yourself, captain.
CaptainCorc - I always suspected as much.
CaptainCorc - I believe in God, GL. But religion gives me the creeps.
GL - Well, don't take it as a religion but rather a way of life. Walking close to God is a wonderful feeling. But being righteous take some time.
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 03:51am
CaptainCorc - I also discovered something else along the way. That a simple act of kindness can be the greatest legacy you can leave behind you.
GL - You said it!
CaptainCorc - Righteousness may be beyond me, but kindness is not. I can achieve that.
GL - That's good enough. That's what the Holy Spirit is here for. We are not righteous in nature but made righteous by grace. I ,too, as you know have some sort of stronghold in life.
CaptainCorc - I'm also leery of the notion of "righteousness" as bandied about by people with various agendas and prejudices.
GL - Well said.
CaptainCorc - Understand, I know YOU'RE talking about righteousness in the pure sense as one who keeps God's commandments.
GL - But it's too darned difficult to keep God's Commandments.
CaptainCorc - But the whole concept has been used so often to justify cruely and intolerance, that I'm really queasy around it.
CaptainCorc - Yes, it is.
CaptainCorc - I certainly don't keep them. Which brings us back to kindness.
GL - That's the hipocrisy of true life.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Graveyard Watch 04:00am
CaptainCorc - Kindness you can do. Not consistently, maybe, but you can do it.
CaptainCorc - It makes you feel good, it makes the recipient feel good. And it's so simple.
GL - At times, I can't even erased that L &C fetish in my mind and I can't even bring it up to my pastor for deliverance. It's embarrassing. Thank God, I have you to share with.
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 04:01am
CaptainCorc - Now, see, that's the kind of thing that bothers me about religion and the Bible. Why would God mind if you like to be carried around a little?
GL - I really don't know how to look at it. And it's a NO, NO, to share it with anyone around me. You know, oriental minds, kinda conservative. They will brand me as a pervert.
CaptainCorc - Maybe. But I'm willing to bet God won't.
GL - It's also difficult to pray and asked that this desire be removed from me because honestly I still want it.
CaptainCorc - See, don't take this as an insult or trying to pick a fight, but the God in the Bible just doesn't make SENSE to me.
GL - What irony!
CaptainCorc - God loves irony.
GL - Not at all, Captain. Whatever it takes, we are still human and to err is human.
CaptainCorc - But God makes SENSE. I don't know how, but God does.
GL - I agree, God always make sense.
CaptainCorc - Irony always makes such perfect sense.
CaptainCorc - It's bone chilling sometimes, but it makes sense.
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 04:08am
CaptainCorc - Thought we got dropped there for a minute.
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 04:10am
CaptainCorc - Are you still here, GL?
CaptainCorc - I don't think GL survived that one.
GL - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 04:13am)
Clepsydra - Hello, GL, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra picks up GL piggy-back and carries him across the room.
CaptainCorc - Hey, you did make it back.
GL - Sorry, crashed out!
CaptainCorc - Me too.
CaptainCorc - Anyway, it all comes down to faith and I only have one element of faith: GOD IS.
GL - Like I was trying to say, It gives me the chills when I read the old testament. God then is full of wrath.The book of Job also frightens me.
GL - Thank God for your gift of Faith. We are always living in Faith. Which denomination are you?
CaptainCorc - Diana would ask (I think) God is what?
CaptainCorc - No denomination, GL. Like I said, I don't trust religion.
GL - She doesn't believe?
CaptainCorc - And, if Diana asked me that, I would have the perfect answer for her: I don't know.
CaptainCorc - I can't answer that for sure, GL. I know she is repelled by religion.
CaptainCorc - Or, more precisely, she is repelled by the monstrous acts practiced in the name of religion.
GL - A lot of people always think Christianity is an English religion.
CaptainCorc - How come?
GL - They almost alway associate Christianity with the western culture.
CaptainCorc - Well, it seemed to spread westward for the most part. Or did I miss something?
GL - Perhaps they thought Jesus is a "kwai Loh"You understand that term, it means western people.
CaptainCorc - Judah is west of Singapore. But it makes him a middle Easterner to me.
GL - Captain, it's always heartwarming to chat with a fine guy like you and I could go on for a long time but i need to leave the office now to attend my music band training. it's worth it logging to the net and making friends like you. Have a nice day! I 'll talk to you again.
Clepsydra - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 04:25am
CaptainCorc - Thank you, GL. I feel the same about you. Have a good time and next time tell me what you play.
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 04:26am
GL - I play the Bass. Bye!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, GL, come back soon.
GL - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 04:26am)
Clepsydra - Clepsy waves bye bye
CaptainCorc - I need to be going too.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, CaptainCorc, come back soon.
CaptainCorc - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 04:27am)
Clepsydra - Captain leaving the Bridge
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Morning Watch 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Morning Watch 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Morning Watch 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Morning Watch 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Morning Watch 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Morning Watch 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Morning Watch 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Morning Watch 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Forenoon Watch 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:30am
Curious George - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:53am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Curious George, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Curious George - Hello Clepsydra!
Clepsydra - Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine: Ice Cream cures all ills.
Curious George - Hello? Clepsydra?
Clepsydra - Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Curious George - Who is Malek?.
It's a new day!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Forenoon Watch 12:00pm
Curious George - What's wrong, Clepsydra?
Clepsydra - All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.
Curious George - Do you not talk, just babble?
Curious George - No?
PJ - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:23pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, PJ, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
PJ - Hi
PJ - I will check back in a few minutes
Clepsydra - Time for a change 12:24pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, PJ, come back soon.
PJ - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:24pm)
Curious George - Ok.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:29pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy hurriedly rolls up the carpet, hides the cushions and puts covers on all the furniture.
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Afternoon Watch 12:30pm
* Scooby sniffs the other cartoon animal.
Scooby - George? Are you still there? Are you still curious?
Curious George - Yes, i am here.
Scooby - Are you new to the chatroom?
Scooby - Or are you a regular in disguise?
Curious George - Kind of.
Scooby - Welcome aboard!
Scooby - Love your books!
Curious George - Thanks.
Curious George - That ain't the same monkey.
Scooby - So what are you curious about today?
Curious George - I am curious of all things.
Scooby - What is your fancy? FBBs? Wrestling? Fighting? Martial Arts? FemDom?
PJ - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:36pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, PJ, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
PJ - Im back
PJ - You know my fancy Scooby
Curious George - I like them all, Scooby-Doo.
Scooby - PJ! The man in love with life!
PJ - You got it!!!!!!!!1
Scooby - How did you know my last name, Curious?
Curious George - Just a lucky guess, i suppose.
PJ - did anyone here see the 3 pictures of Maria Calo in the Jan Tana Photo's
Curious George - Not I.
Scooby - Nope.
PJ - George: Do you have any questions about FBB's ?
PJ - Well my advice is to kep it that way
PJ - We need a topic here guys!
Scooby - Or any questions about mixed fighting?
Curious George - No, i do not. I know plenty about them.
PJ - Well this should be a great chat session then
Curious George - No, thank-you, I have been into mixed-fighting for a while, too.
Curious George - Do not place the responsibility on me to entertain.
PJ - Curious George, may want to change his name to Uncurious
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Curious George, come back soon.
Curious George - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:43pm)
Scooby - Well, can I ask you questions about mixed fighting then, Curious?
PJ - Looks like I am heading to messageboards
Scooby - Well, there goes Curious George.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, PJ, come back soon.
PJ - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:43pm)
Scooby - I think we burdened him with too much responsibility.
Scooby - There is a lesson to be learned here.
Scooby - So...... does anybody entertaining want to come out and play?
Chandra - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:50pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Chandra, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* Scooby crawls up into a ball and begins to nap...
Chandra - Hi Scooby. My name is Chandra.
Scooby - It's "Chanda", not "Chandra".
Chandra - Chandra is my name.
Scooby - Now log off and try it again.
Chandra - Does it matter? It is just as obnoxious.
Scooby - Why does everyone want to stick a "r" in her name?
Chandra - I wanna come in, say my name over and over, and then leave.
Scooby - Does that make it sound more normal?
Chandra - Chandra, that's me.
Chandra - My name is Chandra.
Chandra - I am known as Chandra.
* Scooby crawls back into a ball...
Chandra - You know who I am? Chandra is my name.
Scooby - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Chandra - Know you know how it feels.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Chandra, come back soon.
Chandra - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 12:53pm)
* Scooby learns another lesson today...
Scooby - Golly, I just hope that person will someday forgive me...
Scooby - Know you know?
Scooby - Geez, maybe that was the real Chanda.
* Scooby crawls back into a ball and waits for someone to show up that doesn't suck.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:00pm
Sen - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 1:00pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Sen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
CaptainCorc - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 1:00pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, CaptainCorc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Wheet-wheet wheet-wheet, Captain on the Bridge
CaptainCorc - Scooby doo and Sen...where are you?
Sen - hi scoob, Captn
Scooby - Sen, Cap!
Scooby - How could you have left me alone with Curious George and Chandra?
* CaptainCorc clutches heart and dies with accusatory finger pointed at Scooby.
Scooby - Too much spanking agian, Cap?
CaptainCorc - Yes.
CaptainCorc - Wheeze wheeze.
Scooby - So why were you pointing your finger at me? Was I the one you were thinking of?
CaptainCorc - Yes. That alluring form has proved the death of me.
Sen - http://greeneyes.com/facemyass23.jpg
Scooby - Sen, start posting some pics! It's time to play the game again! Let's get a "8" this time!
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 1:04pm
CaptainCorc - I can't get it out of my mind....day and night.
CCFan - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 1:04pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, CCFan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
CCFan - Hi CC!
CaptainCorc - Hi CCFan.
Sen - hi Fan
CaptainCorc - I didn't know I had a fan.
CCFan - You do. I am him.
CCFan - Tag Sen.
CaptainCorc - I'm flattered.
Scooby - 4, Sen. No face.
Sen - http://fetish.com/glamazon/glam3.jpg
CaptainCorc - I'll give it a 6.
CCFan - No need. it is deserved.
Scooby - Better. 5.
CaptainCorc - Another 6.
CCFan - 3
* CCFan is the Soviet judge.
Sen - http://fetish.com/follies/foll7.jpg
CaptainCorc - Would you like an autographed stuns'l or something, CCFan?
CCFan - No. I have reason enough to be your fan without merchandise.
Sen - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/8989/img102.gif
CCFan - 0
Scooby - Toilet photo = 3
CCFan - 7
CaptainCorc - foll7 = 7
Sen - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/8989/img58.gif
Scooby - Oooo! That last one is the best yet! 7!
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 1:10pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, HardbodyPaul, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra picks up Paul and carries him across the room.
HardbodyPaul - Hiya's!
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 1:10pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy hurriedly rolls up the carpet, hides the cushions and puts covers on all the furniture.
CaptainCorc - img102 = 8
CCFan - 6. Hi Paul.
Scooby - 5.
CaptainCorc - Hi, Paul.
HardbodyPaul - Hiya's!
Sen - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/8989/img59.gif
HardbodyPaul - Ooooo, she cute!
Sen - hi Paul , any speedtickets yet?
Scooby - 9!!!
HardbodyPaul - Captain, you have a fan?
CCFan - 4
Scooby - Hi Paul. Join the "RankingGame©"
CaptainCorc - 4
HardbodyPaul - Not even a BIKE yet, Sen. GRRRRR! I'm beginning to wonder is this is ever going to really happen!
Sen - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/8989/img85.gif
HardbodyPaul - Luv to Scoob. Thanx. What's the rank limitaions?
CaptainCorc - 85 = 9
CCFan - 5.5
Scooby - 9!!!!!
Scooby - 1 to 10. 10 = best, Paul.
HardbodyPaul - Figures Scooby like that one!
Sen - http://www.fitbody.com/clubs-mlh/0-intros/babesongreen/images/3081.188s.green.jpg
HardbodyPaul - I'm assuming that a "10" = Oh my God, YESSSS!, and a "1" = AHHHHH!
HardbodyPaul - I'm assuming that a "10" = Oh my God, YESSSS!, and a "1" = AHHHHH!
Scooby - 5
CaptainCorc - green = 9
HardbodyPaul - 9
CCFan - 7
CCFan - Bye CC.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, CCFan, come back soon.
CCFan - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 1:16pm)
CaptainCorc - Bye, CCFan. Come back soon.
HardbodyPaul - Was that Rhys?
CaptainCorc - No.
HardbodyPaul - Who then?
CaptainCorc - And it wasn't Crystal either.
Scooby - Joanne?
Sen - http://fetish.com/glamazon/glam4.jpg
Sen - WP ?
Scooby - 4
CaptainCorc - He may not want his true identity revealed. I have to respect his anonymity until I hear otherwise.
HardbodyPaul - I don't know what Jo would be doing home at this hour of the day.
Clepsydra - There's a time to live but isn't it strange that as soon as you are born you're dying. 1:18pm
Scooby - CCFan referred to himself as a "him".
HardbodyPaul - I don't know what Jo would be doing home at this hour of the day.
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 1:19pm
Sen - http://home1.2.sbbs.se/mikael.nylander/fit13.jpg
HardbodyPaul - 3
CaptainCorc - I'll give glam4 an 8.
Scooby - 5
Scooby - Sen, where did you get that strangulation pic? Post more from that site!!
HardbodyPaul - 3
HardbodyPaul - Mmmmm, Erica! 9!
CaptainCorc - fit13 = 9.9
HardbodyPaul - The strangler had some nice arms on her. I must admit.
Scooby - Let's see more of The Strangler©
CaptainCorc - Let's see more of this Erica person.
CaptainCorc - I like her.
Scooby - Let's see Erica strangle somebody.
CaptainCorc - Or stomp somebody.
Scooby - Now where did that zany German go?
Sen - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/8989/img77.gif
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 1:25pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, HardbodyPaul, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra picks up Paul and carries him across the room.
Scooby - 8!
HardbodyPaul - The strangler had some nice arms on her. I must admit.
Sen - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/8989/img57.gif
CaptainCorc - 7
HardbodyPaul - 2
Sen - http://home1.2.sbbs.se/mikael.nylander/fit18.jpg
Sen - You know Paul?
HardbodyPaul - Mmmmm, Erica! 9!
Scooby - 7
Scooby - 6
HardbodyPaul - I'm sorry, know what, Sen?
CaptainCorc - 57 = 8
Sen - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/8989/img86.gif
Sen - because of the gold's gym T-shirt
HardbodyPaul - 3
CaptainCorc - 18 = 5
Scooby - 8!
HardbodyPaul - Know, afraid I don't know her, if that is what you meant, Sen. But, I give her an "8"!
HardbodyPaul - Can I put up one?
Sen - sure
CaptainCorc - 86 = 3
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:30pm
Scooby - Go for it, HBP.
Sen - http://home1.2.sbbs.se/mikael.nylander/fit07.jpg
HardbodyPaul - I don't know what Jo would be doing home at this hour of the day.
Clepsydra - Had we but world enough and time 1:31pm
Scooby - 5
HardbodyPaul - 86 = "2"
HardbodyPaul - http://www.thevalkyrie.com:80/pics/e/elliot/lisa0000.jpg
CaptainCorc - 07 = 5
CaptainCorc - lisa = 4
HardbodyPaul - Five! Are you kidding me, Captain! 07 is a TEN!!!!!
Sen - 4
Scooby - 3
HardbodyPaul - Dear Lord, marry me, BABY!
HardbodyPaul - Give me more of her, Sen!!!!
Sen - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/8989/img63.gif
CaptainCorc - Not in my book, Paul. We're judging PICTURES, not the women.
CaptainCorc - All the women are 10's
Scooby - 8!
HardbodyPaul - Let's try Kathleen. And see if you guys like her.
HardbodyPaul - Oh, ok, Captain.
CaptainCorc - 63 = 6
HardbodyPaul - http://www.thevalkyrie.com:80/pics/r/riders/rider824.jpg
Scooby - 2
Scooby - :o)
HardbodyPaul - Who then?
CaptainCorc - Sorry, Paul. 3
Sen - http://home1.2.sbbs.se/mikael.nylander/fit04.jpg
Sen - 5
HardbodyPaul - Sorry about these double posts, guys. It does that sometimes when I click on a link.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 1:37pm
HardbodyPaul - 63 = "2"
Scooby - fit = 6
Sen - http://www.weisenheimer.com/monica24.jpg
Sen - http://www.weisenheimer.com/monica24.jpg
CaptainCorc - Fit04 = 10!!!!!! I love April Hunter and it's a nice pose for a leg & foot guy.
HardbodyPaul - 04 = "8"
Sen - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/8989/img66.gif
Sen - OK guys , sorry Scobb no ten for you , but I need a break
HardbodyPaul - Was that Rhys?
CaptainCorc - monica = 5
Scooby - Monica = 4
Scooby - 66= 8!
HardbodyPaul - WOO HOO! FedExpress just delivered my loan checks!!!!! Whoopeeee! I gotta go! Diana will soon have her throttle twisted HARD!
HardbodyPaul - You guys are witnessing one VERY happy, little guy!!!!!
CaptainCorc - 66 = 9
Sen - cya Paul
Scooby - Wow! The Cap gives a 9 to violence!! Why?
CaptainCorc - Congrats, Paul. FedX delivered my loan checks Monday.
CaptainCorc - Liked the boot, Scoob.
HardbodyPaul - See ya's!!!! WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
CaptainCorc - Bye, Paul.
Scooby - See ya Paul.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, HardbodyPaul, come back soon.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 1:42pm)
Clepsydra - Keep on bubbling.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, HardbodyPaul, come back soon.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 1:42pm)
Clepsydra - Keep on bubbling.
Scooby - Cap, are you a fan of women wearing boots stepping on men's heads?
CaptainCorc - Depends on how artfully it's done.
Sen - if you want trample pics , just ask for it
CaptainCorc - Sen, if you have more April Hunter, I'd love to see 'em.
Sen - I guess nothing speacial
Sen - I guess nothing special
CaptainCorc - Well, you can't be sure how special they might be to me. If there's lots of leg, they're special.
Scooby - any more strangling?
Scooby - Is it my turn to post links?
CaptainCorc - sure, scoob.
Scooby - http://leezagibbons.net/images/leeza2r.jpg
CaptainCorc - 6
CaptainCorc - Lucky there was an arch showing or much lower.
Sen - 3
Scooby - http://www.privatepages.com/Pix/G/Misc/Liri/liri04.jpg
CaptainCorc - 3
Sen - 6.5
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 1:50pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy hurriedly rolls up the carpet, hides the cushions and puts covers on all the furniture.
Scooby - Well, you both just switched on that one. I can see this is not going to be easy.
Scooby - http://www.privatepages.com/Pix/G/Misc/TRL/tralo12.jpg
Sen - 7 , just a little slim
Scooby - http://www.privatepages.com/Pix/G/Misc/TRL/tralo03.jpg
CaptainCorc - 9
Sen - 6
CaptainCorc - 8 cut off her tippy toes.
CaptainCorc - Scoob, I want to change my rating on the first one. I give it a.... bing bing bing....10!!!!!
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 1:56pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy hurriedly rolls up the carpet, hides the cushions and puts covers on all the furniture.
Sen - http://www.kintamani.com/babe/amg/amg1.jpg
Scooby - 7
CaptainCorc - 8 and that's pretty high for a shot with no leg.
Scooby - http://www.spectra.net/%7Eadc/legs/cl-ltay2.jpg
Scooby - http://www.spectra.net/%7Eadc/legs/cl-fair1.jpg
CaptainCorc - 8
Scooby - http://www.spectra.net/%7Eadc/legs/cl-fair4.jpg
Scooby - http://www.spectra.net/%7Eadc/legs/cl-carl1.jpg
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:00pm
CaptainCorc - fair1 = 6
Sen - 7
CaptainCorc - carl1 = 9
SEN - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 2:00pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, SEN, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
SEN - 6
SEN - 4
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 2:01pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy hurriedly rolls up the carpet, hides the cushions and puts covers on all the furniture.
SEN - http://www.kintamani.com/babe/carmen/ca05.jpg
CaptainCorc - fair4 = 9.3
SEN - carl1=8
CaptainCorc - ca05 = 8
SEN - Colour changed
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 2:03pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy hurriedly rolls up the carpet, hides the cushions and puts covers on all the furniture.
Scooby - 8!
Sen - Nickname change, SEN is now known as Sen
Scooby - 9.3??
Sen - http://www.kintamani.com/babe/stacy/saslgr02.jpg
CaptainCorc - It was better than a 9 but not quite flabbergasting enough to get close to 10
Scooby - 8
Sen - http://www.kintamani.com/babe/morena/9209morenacorwin_ss9602.jpg
Scooby - 6.8
CaptainCorc - ss = 7.5
CaptainCorc - Whoops. ss=7, saslgr02 = 7.5
Sen - http://www.kintamani.com/babe/jennifer/ja1.jpg
Sen - http://www.kintamani.com/babe/jennifer/ja1.jpg
Scooby - 6
Scooby - Bland bland bland.
CaptainCorc - ja1 = 7
CaptainCorc - I've got to go boys. Thanks for the purty pitchers...
Scooby - See ya, Cap. I gotta get back to work too.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, CaptainCorc, come back soon.
CaptainCorc - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 2:11pm)
Clepsydra - Captain leaving the Bridge
Scooby - See ya Sen!
Sen - ok guys cya later
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Scooby, come back soon.
Scooby - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 2:11pm)
Clepsydra - Clepsy cleans up a bunch of dog hairs and puts the carpet back down.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Sen, come back soon.
Sen - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 2:11pm)
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:30pm
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 2:38pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Shy Guy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hi, ShyGuy. Watch out for the new ..... oops. Rug. Are you OK?
* Shy Guy sticks his head round the door while he checks out the message boards
* Shy Guy fixes his colour too. Oops
Sen - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 2:47pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Sen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Sen - hi SG
Sen - Colour changed
Shy Guy - Hey there Sen
Shy Guy - I see Paul get's to ride Diana today!
Sen - ride Diana ??
Shy Guy - Yes, his bike loan came through
Sen - he named his bike
Sen - he named his bike
Shy Guy - Yup, and now everyone is looking for the most exciting thing they own to name after Diana too
Shy Guy - I only own dull stuff though, so the name is held in reserve
Sen - have you ever been to the "Ilse of man"?
Shy Guy - I've never been off the mainland Sen
Shy Guy - Hockenheim next year will be a real adventure ¬)
Sen - never been out of island
Shy Guy - Have you done much travelling Sen?
Sen - some , west europe , italy, greece , turkey USA
Sen - and Norway
Shy Guy - I hope to visit USA next May to catch the new Star Wars film before anyone over here
Sen - also London and the south west in 1985
Shy Guy - You get around then ¬)
Sen - thee are so many places to go for me, but at the moment Canada rules
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:00pm
Shy Guy - Gee, that couldn't be anything to do with a young BBBBBBBBB could it?
CaptainCorc - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 3:01pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, CaptainCorc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Wheet-wheet wheet-wheet, Captain on the Bridge
* Shy Guy beats the Captain aboard with his drumkit
* CaptainCorc plays a sea chanty on his B flat ocarina for ShyGuy and Sen
Shy Guy - I broke the banjo
Sen - could me , excuse me some minutes
Clepsydra - It's later than you think 3:01pm
CaptainCorc - See ya, Sen.
Shy Guy - later Sen
Shy Guy - So how are you this fine day my good Captain
CaptainCorc - Just dropped in to "Hello, Noble Youth" and offer you a scone and a priceless emerald.
Shy Guy - Hmmm, food and a rock...
* Shy Guy likes food
CaptainCorc - I'm longing for haven in Diana's strong shadow, Bosun.
CaptainCorc - Her mind casts a shadow big enough for us all.
Shy Guy - Diana certainly looked in fine form last night, shame WP couldn't appreciate her
CaptainCorc - It IS a pity...but he may be working on it.
Shy Guy - He certainly seemed uncomfortably distresssed last night, otherwise an entertaining debate
Shy Guy - I'm sorry I missed it, just no staying power these days
Shy Guy - I need another stamina implant
CaptainCorc - I almost missed it myself because I was on my way out to see what I could find on the Albigensian Heresy, thinking Diana wouldn't discuss it unless I at least knew what it was. But she came back an took pity on my ignorance.
Shy Guy - Diana just knows far too much stuff
CaptainCorc - I'd say she's amazing, but I've come to realize that that is a patronizing way of thinking.
Shy Guy - Diana is truly amazing, I don't see why that is patronizing
CaptainCorc - Well, because it's like saying "Oh, my goodness, how impressive for a woman and a femmuscle webmistress."
Shy Guy - Rarely do I meet someone who is so casually brilliant, maybe a couple of guys at work in aerodynamics
CaptainCorc - I admire her intellect, but I'm no longer amazed or astonished by anything she hits me with.
Shy Guy - I don't get the 'for a woman' reference, Diana is simple amzaing, period
CaptainCorc - And I freely admit that I am her inferior in all mental aspects.
CaptainCorc - She's the Valkyrie. Nothing amazing about it.
Shy Guy - I guess you're just a jaded old man if you find a Valkyrie so mundane these days
CaptainCorc - You're not reading me, Bosun.
CaptainCorc - Mundane is not a word I would apply to the Valkyrie.
Shy Guy - Yeah, I guess that last comment came out a little off
CaptainCorc - Riveting. Endlessly fascinating. Heart warming.
CaptainCorc - Comforting. Enlightening. Spirit lifting.
Clepsydra - Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: We looked at the light fixture and decided there's no point trying to maintain it. We're going to rewrite it from scratch. Could you wait two months?
Shy Guy - But you seem to have lost edge a little. Just because something becomes familiar, it need not lose it's ability to amaze
CaptainCorc - I've said it before and I'll say it again: I absolutely adore Diana the Valkyrie.
Shy Guy - A lot of people lose sight of that. Man walking on the moon was a pretty amazing thing, even ten missions on, yet people became board
Shy Guy - Oops, bored
CaptainCorc - No loss of edge, I assure you, Bosun. And I don't take her brilliance for granted. I'm just no longer amazed by it.
Shy Guy - The human body is a truly amazing thing, yet beause there are 5 billion of them around, people take them for granted
CaptainCorc - Let me try to put it in a homier way. Have you ever heard of Brooks Robinson?
Shy Guy - Erm, who?
CaptainCorc - I was afraid of that. He was a third baseman for the Baltimore Orioles. Baseball.
CaptainCorc - He made plays that nobody had ever seen before.
CaptainCorc - Fellow players would say things like "Brooks belongs in a higher league."
Shy Guy - Baseball ain't that big over here
CaptainCorc - But he was so damn good, nothing he did amazed anybody.
CaptainCorc - I know that Bosun. I'm trying to illustrate.
CaptainCorc - People gave him all accolades possible. But they were never astonished by anything he did.
Shy Guy - But a good story should supply the cultural references anyway, I'm listenening
CaptainCorc - Do you see the parallel?
Shy Guy - I take the point Captain, I have made an effort not to take such abilities for granted
CaptainCorc - I understand, Bosun. And I agree.
CaptainCorc - But I feel we are talking about two different things.
Shy Guy - It's so easy to lose that primal, basic joy in the incredible
Shy Guy - We have a driver in Formula 1 today, Michael Shumacher, he does some truly astounding things in a car
CaptainCorc - I am constantly amazed that I can log on here and meet Diana.
Shy Guy - Too many people take him for granted too
CaptainCorc - But I'm not amazed at her wit or brilliance because that's Diana.
Shy Guy - As you say, they admire him, and freely admit he's the best, but their expectations dull his ability to amaze
CaptainCorc - Please tell me you see what I'm driving at.
Shy Guy - driving? ¬)
CaptainCorc - I don't want to leave the impression that I've lost a whit of the awe and admiration I have for her. Quite the contrary, they increase daily.
Shy Guy - If Diana pulls a pearl of Wisdom out of nowhere, or some obscure but highly relevant information, why should I let the fact it's Diana doing this lessen my amazement?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:30pm
Shy Guy - That wisdom or fact are just as amazing, and Diana is a source of much amazement
Clepsydra - All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. -- Sean O'Casey
CaptainCorc - I think it's a matter of semantics, Bosun. You should not.
CaptainCorc - There is no difference between us when it comes to the esteem we have for her. We just wrap words around it in different manners.
Shy Guy - Agreed Captain, this has been much more a discussion of the word 'amaze' than of Diana herself
CaptainCorc - Exactly.
Shy Guy - But no less fun for it
CaptainCorc - All hail Diana the Valkyrie!! May she continue to enliven us forever!!
Shy Guy - You working from home again today Captain?
CaptainCorc - Sort of...I'm on my way in to see if I have to face anybody's wrath for ducking out.
CaptainCorc - But I happened by and espied a noble youth, so I thought I'd drop in and say hello.
Shy Guy - Thanks! I appreciate the gesture
Shy Guy - The scone was nice too
CaptainCorc - The pleasure is mine, good bosun.
Shy Guy - It always surprise me how many Americans seem to be able to log in here during working hours
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my future it is revealed 3:37pm
CaptainCorc - In spite of the go-getter image, we're all bums at heart.
CaptainCorc - We just want to be comfortable bums.
Shy Guy - I certainly wouldn't feel free to log in here on a work's computer
Shy Guy - Heck, I feel guilty surfing for PC related stuff!
CaptainCorc - Well, I've only logged on from work when I've been doing something on weekends.
CaptainCorc - But I do abuse my hooky privileges to dash home and see what's up.
Shy Guy - I sneak in most lunchtimes, home is about a 15 minutes dash from work
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 3:41pm
Shy Guy - Lunch in the middle of nowhere can be pretty boring
CaptainCorc - Not bad, but I can make it in under a minute.
Clepsydra - Time is on my side.... 3:41pm
Shy Guy - Of course, should they ever open the gym at the factory...
CaptainCorc - As they should....
Shy Guy - The only way to live within a minute of our place is to be a sheep
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 3:42pm
Shy Guy - Although you might have an outside chance as a cow
CaptainCorc - Isn't that always the way?
Shy Guy - Heh, it's a fun drive if I can knock it down to 10 though ¬)
CaptainCorc - You maniac.
CaptainCorc - It's been nice talking to you, SG, but I'd best shove off.
Shy Guy - 'Later Captain, I better go eat myself
Clepsydra - Cheerio, CaptainCorc, come back soon.
CaptainCorc - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 3:45pm)
Clepsydra - Captain leaving the Bridge
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Shy Guy, come back soon.
Shy Guy - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 3:47pm)
Clepsydra - Off to make cars go round in circles faster.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Afternoon Watch 4:00pm
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 4:30pm
Rhys - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 4:48pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rhys, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - How goes the daily grind? Have you seen thelight yet?
Rhys - Oh, Shy Guy, please don't eat yourself; we like you.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rhys, come back soon.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 4:49pm)
Clepsydra - See you ...
TwoPossums - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 4:53pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TwoPossums, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Am I seeing double, or are there two of you?
TwoPossums - Shy Guy is gonna eat himself? Sounds dirty.
Stir Fried Guy - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 4:58pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Stir Fried Guy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 4:58pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy hurriedly rolls up the carpet, hides the cushions and puts covers on all the furniture.
Stir Fried Guy - Sorry 2p, I know I should have waited for the cook
Scooby - I'll have Cream of Sum Yung Guy please.
PJ - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 4:59pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, PJ, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
PJ - Hi all...............any muscle talk?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 5:00pm
Stir Fried Guy - Hey, suddenly we have a crowd! Ev'nin' Scooby, PJ
PJ - Hello,
Stir Fried Guy - a very quiet crowd...
Scooby - I talk about my muscle all the time. It's worn out right now.
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 5:02pm
PJ - I just got the new issue of Muscle mag.......havent read it yet, just came out today
PJ - cool picture of T.B. in it, also a feature on Jitka H.
Stir Fried Guy - Hey Scooby, Avengers opens tomorrow and I CAN'T GO
Stir Fried Guy - Oops
Scooby - "The Avengers" opens tomorrow here too.
Stir Fried Guy - I guess you'll have to get the blow-by-blow from the Prodigy
PJ - Im outta here........
Clepsydra - Cheerio, PJ, come back soon.
PJ - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 5:05pm)
Scooby - I finally saw the commercial.
Stir Fried Guy - 'Later PJ
Stir Fried Guy - and?
Scooby - It looked good, but I'm not in any hurry to see it in the theater. No privacy, ya understand.
Stir Fried Guy - I only really thought the Connery bits looked good, the rest seemed decidedly average
Stir Fried Guy - I'm gonna go see it regardless
Stir Fried Guy - Colour changed
Scooby - You mean you're gonna spank in the theater??
Stir Fried Guy - Hey, I'm not a man of Prodigy's talents, sometimes a movie is just a movie, you know?
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 5:09pm
Scooby - ??
scott - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 5:10pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, scott, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Scooby - You mean............ you watch movies?
Scooby - Hey scotty!
Stir Fried Guy - 'fraid so Scooby, I hope you don't think any the less of me after such an admission...
scott - hey Scooby, SG, TP!!! how goes it?
Stir Fried Guy - Hey there Scott
Stir Fried Guy - I think 2P is an Ex-P
scott - I don't watch movies, Scooby, I watch fight scenes. the rest of the crap I ff through.
Scooby - Well, SG, looks like you're gonna be stuck on Q on your board for a while.
Scooby - Exactly, scott!
Stir Fried Guy - Heck, I even sit through the credits
Scooby - ???
Stir Fried Guy - I'm dreading someone posting Queen Kong!
Scooby - We could feature Queen Latifah.
Scooby - What are.......credits?
scott - Q hmmmmmmmm
Scooby - Quasimodo?
Scooby - Queen Mum?
Stir Fried Guy - Do you have a good Famke link ready for when we hit 'X', might catch all those Xena fans on the hop
Scooby - Didn't I already post Famke for F?
Stir Fried Guy - I just figured everyone is expecting Xena, so Ms Onnatop might be fun as a surprise
Stir Fried Guy - Scott, if you get a good 'Q' there, be sure to post it on my messageboard too
run - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 5:16pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, run, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Scooby - run?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, run, come back soon.
run - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 5:16pm)
scott - Kathleen Quinlan?
Stir Fried Guy - Evening Run
runt - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 5:17pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, runt, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Stir Fried Guy - Second lap maybe scott, we're only doing first names on the first lap
scott - oh, I'm sorry SG.
Stir Fried Guy - Let's try again, evening runt ¬)
Scooby - run ran.
scott - if I would frequent the message boards more I would be more up-to-date I guess.
scott - I usually wait for the message board archives because I don't like to wade through all the posts. like to see them all at once.
Stir Fried Guy - NP scott, if we don't tell you the rules, we we're not going to complain about technicalities
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 5:19pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Scooby, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy hurriedly rolls up the carpet, hides the cushions and puts covers on all the furniture.
Stir Fried Guy - You'll have a long wait for my board then
Scooby - Do you have an archive yet, SG?
scott - it wouldn't be so long if I would stop being a lurker and start posting.
Stir Fried Guy - Although I tend to get lost if I'm more than 10 messages out of date on a board, takes me a long time to get up to speed again
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 5:20pm
Stir Fried Guy - I've dropped a lot of boards that way#
Stir Fried Guy - I know scott, I spend far too long in here though, my email is almost permanently 4 weeks in bcklog now...
scott - there's so much on this web site and only so many hours in a day. something has to be sacrificed.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 5:21pm
Scooby - Exactly. And that something is......WORK!
Stir Fried Guy - I'm a traditionist, aren't we supposed to sarifice nubile young virgins?
scott - right you are. I have to take work breaks sometimes though, just to take care of stuff that has to get done. they usually don't last longer than 15 minutes or so though.
Clepsydra - Time for tea 5:22pm
scott - instead of taking breaks off from work I have to take breaks off to do work. LOL.
Scooby - Well, where can we find a nubile young virgin?
* Scooby looks at ShyGuy.
* Stir Fried Guy rumages in the Satchel of DOOM® but with little hope
Stir Fried Guy - Hey, don't look at me, I'm fully clothed and staying that may
scott - anyone seen WP lately? I have a question concerning a question he asked that I read in the archives a while back.
Stir Fried Guy - You could always email him Scott
Scooby - He's been around.
scott - you have his address SG?
scott - he had a question about microsoft works and I wonder if he ever got it answered.
Stir Fried Guy - Hang on a sec...
scott - Scooby, what's going on in St. Looieee today?
scott - do you have big plans for the weekend? or will you just be hard at work on comp tape #4?
Scooby - Nuthin. Bored bored bored.
Stir Fried Guy - booted booted booted
scott - thanks SG. I appreciate it.
Stir Fried Guy - but back again
Scooby - I hope to work on Volume 4 a little bit more. I've got new stuff waitin' to be added.
Stir Fried Guy - Is it my imagination or is vol. 4 taking shape rather quickly?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 5:30pm
Stir Fried Guy - Hmmm, quiet again...
Cindy - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 5:32pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Cindy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* Stir Fried Guy wonders what fiendish plot Dr EvilScoob may be hatching as we speak
Cindy - hello
Stir Fried Guy - Evening Cindy
Cindy - evening all
* Stir Fried Guy offer Cindy a cup of coffee
Scooby - Sorry. Boss came in.
Scooby - Hi Cindy.
Cindy - *cindy gladly takes it*
Cindy - Thank you
Scooby - Actually, Volume 4 is taking the longest of all.
Cindy - Hi Scooby
scott - hey Cindy
scott - sorry, someone was in my office also.
Scooby - Volume 3 would have been close to done by now. Volume 4 is only half way.
Cindy - hello scott
Stir Fried Guy - Well, I missed the rush for vols 1 & 2, and it seemed folks were alway shouting for 3, 4 seems to be coming along all on its own though
Cindy - nice chat room
Scooby - Sexy legs?? Oh my!
scott - SG, is Sonia still in shy-town, chi-town rather?
Stir Fried Guy - Is this your first visit Cindy?
Cindy - Thank you Scooby ha ha
Cindy - Thank you Scooby ha ha
Stir Fried Guy - chi-town?
Cindy - yes it is
scott - chicago, wasn't that where she was?
Scooby - Welcome, Cindy. So tell us more about these Sexy Legs
Stir Fried Guy - Welcome to our playroom, hope you feel at home
Stir Fried Guy - I think so Scott, I don't get daily updates!!!
Cindy - that' s my nickname on the message board, "legs"
Scooby - Which message board?
scott - Cindy, what attracted you to this site?
Stir Fried Guy - All I know is we don't get her back until September ¬(
Cindy - women wrestlers actually
Cindy - i like to wrestle
Scooby - Do you like to wrestle women or men?
Cindy - women Scooby
Stir Fried Guy - Hey, I can tell you're gonna popular already!
Scooby - What message board do you hang out on?
scott - exactly what I was thinking SG.
Stir Fried Guy - Tex is gonna want a word with you alright! (He runs the Tall Tourney Tower board when not chatting in here)
Cindy - this site has a lot of women wrestlers
Scooby - Yup.
Cindy - and strong women, i am attracted to muscular women
scott - how did you first get started wrestling Cindy?
Stir Fried Guy - Are you a strong wrestler yourself Cindy?
Cindy - since i was a teenager, at slumber parties, i would instigate matches with my girlfriends
Cindy - since i was a teenager, at slumber parties, i would instigate matches with my girlfriends
Cindy - i am not a strong woman, just average
Stir Fried Guy - I wasn't aware there was such a thing as a average woman ¬)
Scooby - I like average. Cindy, we're gonna convert you into liking to wrestle men! C'mon guys! Let's get her!!!!
scott - not an average woman wrestler anyway, SG.
Cindy - AAAAAAAAA
* Scooby pounces.
* Stir Fried Guy is game if Cindy is
Cindy - I wrestle for fun scott, not competition
* Scooby pins Cindy.
* Although Stir Fried Guy will leap to her defense if necessary too...
Cindy - all these men jumping on me
Cindy - oh scooby
scott - no, I'm just saying that any woman who wrestles is way above average in my book.
Cindy - this is no fair
* Scooby laps Cindy's face in defeat.
Cindy - thank you scott
Cindy - ooh, ha ha
Scooby - She wasn't so tough.
* Stir Fried Guy yanks on Scooby by the dog-collar
Cindy - that's what they all say
Scooby - Doh!
Cindy - Stir Fried Guy, my hero
scott - do you like to talk about your hobby or are we bothering you with the 20 questions routine?
Cindy - you guys like to wrestle women?
* Stir Fried Guy hopes the puppy isn't gonna get upset...
Scooby - And I was just having fun.
Cindy - actually, i love to talk about it
scott - I do!!! I do!!!!!
Scooby - Women? No, they got cooties.
Cindy - that's what we're here for Scooby
Stir Fried Guy - Some of us enjoy that Cindy ¬)
Cindy - believe me, i understand, i like to wrestle women too, im just one of the guys
Cindy - i have to leave, see ya guys later
Stir Fried Guy - 'Later Cindy
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 5:49pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - The Valkyrie swoops in to a graceful three point landing ... make that four ...no, five. Oops.
Scooby - BuhByeNow.
scott - bye Cindy.
Stir Fried Guy - Good evening Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, folks
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Cindy, come back soon.
Cindy - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 5:49pm)
scott - hello Diana.
* scott is confused.
scott - So Cindy was a guy?
scott - we were taken for a ride?
Stir Fried Guy - It's a possibiltt scott
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby claims he's a toon dog
Scooby - We forgot to ask her if she had a penis.
Diana the Valkyrie - Clepsy is a Clock
Diana the Valkyrie - Welcome to the internet
scott - hey Mighty Diana, what happened to the lpwa vids that were in the movie theater yesterday. I didn't get to download all of them and now I can't find them.
Stir Fried Guy - You mean Scooby's been faking it all these months too?
Scooby - When i was licking her face, I did not taste any make-up.
Diana the Valkyrie - She musta been wearing vanilla
Stir Fried Guy - Scooby can't taste Vanilla makeup?
Scooby - I prefer rasberry makeup.
Diana the Valkyrie - The lpwa vids will return, dont' worry.
Stir Fried Guy - I prefer vanilla ice-cream
scott - okay great!! I really enjoyed the ones I downloaded yesterday. got to see madusa micelli.
Scooby - I have gas.
scott - me too, scooby, musta been the pepperoni pizza pocket and chili cheese fritos I had for lunch.
Scooby - Beef Sukyaki gives me tummy rumbles.
Diana the Valkyrie - I just looked, 62 clips up in the last 30 days
Scooby - Any mixed KOs?
Stir Fried Guy - Diana, you were putting up clips while cruising?
scott - there were quite a few new ones yesterday. I couldn't get around to downloading them all.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Dog Watch 6:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - SFG, I have the Seven Valkyries for that, remember?
Scooby - ¶:o)_?
Stir Fried Guy - Looks like they were kept busy then
Scooby - ‡o(
* Stir Fried Guy wonders if we can persuade Diana's seven Valkyries to reshoot Scooby's lost film...
Scooby - ¦o)
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, it certainly wouldn't be possible for one person to do all this by themselves, would it?
Diana the Valkyrie - "Scooby Doo and the Seven Valkyries"
Scooby - §:oÞ
Diana the Valkyrie - or "Seven ways to murder your dog"
Stir Fried Guy - Hmmm, 'The Many Deaths or Mr Doo'?
Scooby - :o¤
Diana the Valkyrie - "A dog has nine lives"
scott - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 6:05pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, scott, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Stir Fried Guy - Lucky there's only seven Valkyries then!
Scooby - :»)
scott - booted but back
Scooby - :•)
Diana the Valkyrie - wb, scott
Strife - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 6:07pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Strife, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Stir Fried Guy - wb Scotty
Scooby - My nose is bent.
Strife - hey
Stir Fried Guy - Evening Rob
Strife - Colour changed
Scooby - :…o(
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, it's Trouble. Hi, Trouble
Scooby - :o)
Strife - I fixed my printer, Mighty One.
Diana the Valkyrie - Watch out, Scooby's discovered punctuation
scott - hello Strife.
scott - hello Strife.
Diana the Valkyrie - Splendid
Scooby - :oÞ
Strife - Hello Scott. How are you?
scott - is this WP?
Stir Fried Guy - Uh oh, and italics
scott - I'm fine thanks.
Scooby - :o)
Strife - It involved sidestepping all the bullshit programs they dump on you in the driver.
Scooby - :o)
Diana the Valkyrie - I just finished another Linda Daventry story.
Strife - Don't worry, I won't stay long.
Stir Fried Guy - The cricket match?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, different Linda.
Scooby - Okay, everyone get your rifles ready...
Strife - Someone just e-mailed my about a new FBB site.
* Stir Fried Guy rummages in the back of his mind for the Linda Daventry reference
Scooby - Prepare to shoot Scooby for a prize...
Scooby - Ready...
Diana the Valkyrie - She's a fluffer
Scooby -
scott - is she the champion fluffer Diana?
Stir Fried Guy -
Strife - I will start writing philosophy again tonight.
Scooby - Okay, it's time for the first animated cartoon in Diana's chatroom. In this next sketch, we find Mrs. Scooby chasing after Scooby when she discovers the package that came in the mail...
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 6:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - If it becomes an Olympic sport, she'll probably be on the England team
Scooby -
scott - I meant to ask if she was the protagonist in the story about the fluffer who won the championship that she was in?
Stir Fried Guy - Gee Scooby, I could swear that chase scene is running backwards
Strife - I am a decent philospher, but mostly I just like to break down my ideas on paper.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, that was Linda. And I've just done another in that series.
Strife - In my writings, I have proven the existence of a god. Though not necessarily the one we believe in.
Scooby - Well, I gotta go, kiddies. G'night!!
scott - great! I enjoyed the first one a lot.
* Stir Fried Guy wonders what Strife might philosophise about
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Scooby, come back soon.
Scooby - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 6:19pm)
Clepsydra - Clepsy cleans up a bunch of dog hairs and puts the carpet back down.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Scooby
Stir Fried Guy - 'Later Scoob
Strife - Everything, SG, I like ethical issues the best, though. It defines the character of a person, IMHO.
Diana the Valkyrie - I still want to know what god's religion is.
Strife - Tonight, I have to convert all my files from WordPerfect to Word.
Strife - Why does he need one, Diana?
scott - I guess I'm going to go too. bye all.
Diana the Valkyrie - Why would he have to need one?
Strife - It's a funny thing about faith...I have read brilliant papers on it.
Strife - bye Scott
Stir Fried Guy - 'night scott
Clepsydra - Cheerio, scott, come back soon.
scott - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 6:22pm)
Strife - How do you define religion, Diana?
Strife - BTW" SG, I don't think I want to know how you knew it was me.
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't define it.
Stir Fried Guy - Try using a different colour ¬)
Strife - Then you can have no answers on it if it has no meaning.
Strife - I thought that you thought my name very apprpriate to me, SG.
Strife - I just got a new CD
* Diana the Valkyrie wonders if WP knows what that's rhyming slang for.
Stir Fried Guy - You do have a fondness for using contentious names Rob, but Red is a good giveaway
Strife - nope. better not call me WP anymore, lest I be assaulted.
Strife - I like blue, SG. But someone always has it. :-( besides, this is brown according to Clepsy
Stir Fried Guy - It is now, but you logged in with red
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 6:30pm
Strife - I got the Savage Garden CD. It's chick music, but very poetic.
Stir Fried Guy - Savage Garden?
Strife - Yes, an American band that recorded the song "TrulyMadlyDeeply." It is very popular over here
Stir Fried Guy - I picked up some good stuff this weekend too, pobably Pop Will Eat Itself was the best
Strife - Funky name!
Stir Fried Guy - Or maybe the Massive Attack, although I'm not so sure you would enjoy that one
Strife - I saw a little what perl was about in the bookstore this afternoon.
Stir Fried Guy - You haven'y heard PWEI before? They do the coolest cover version of Love Missile F111
Strife - Contrary to popular belief, I like just about everything. Musical or otherwise.
Stir Fried Guy - Hey, you got a favourite Classical piece?
* Strife is confused by SG's words.
Stir Fried Guy - Which ones?
Strife - Nothing comes to mind except "Flight of the Valkyries" or whatever.
Clepsydra - Q: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 5. One to change it 4 to fake it.
Diana the Valkyrie - Whatever
Strife - Nevermind, SG. I am finding that I can't understand you British folk's language. Much to smart for me.
Stir Fried Guy - I'm rather fond of Schubert's Unfinished Symphony myself (no. 8)
Strife - I tend towards modern compositions.
Stir Fried Guy - Confusing language isn't clever Rob, rather, it's a sign of poor communication skills
Strife - No. It means I have a poor vocabulary.
Stir Fried Guy - Or maybe I threw in some really poor typos! I'm still confused as to how I confused you.... (this is confusing ¬)
Strife - Maybe it is why I can't understand Diana. She uses words I have never heard of.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hey, the new OED is out today!
Strife - There's another! OED.
Stir Fried Guy - I hear they are revising grammar as well this year Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - WP, most people have learned to have a dictionary to hand for this chat room.
Stir Fried Guy - Oxford English Dictionary Rob
Strife - Ah well, I shall have to be happy with mt hunting and gathering skills as opposed to intellectual discourse.
Strife - WP is a bad word Diana. Best not to use it.
Diana the Valkyrie - Oxford English Dictionary. Yes, they've ruled that it's ok to boldly split infinitives.
Strife - I have a Webster's
german - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 6:41pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, german, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Strife - Wie geht's?
Stir Fried Guy - What at to shamefacedly split an infinitive?
Stir Fried Guy - Evening german
german - hello everyboby
Stir Fried Guy - at = about
Strife - I am haing my bodyfat % checked tomorrow. I have lost 22lbs since I was checked at 22%. That was 6 weeks ago.
* Stir Fried Guy wonders why his keyboard is stealling his letters, didn't it like that bottle of Coke he fed it yesterday?
german - hi diana I thank you vor me gallery
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, German, there's been some good comments on it already
Strife - I might go see "city of Angels" tonight. It is a chick flick, though.
Stir Fried Guy - I checked in last week at 23% rob ¬( I had also put on 7lbs too ¬) ¬)
Diana the Valkyrie - I only ever go to valk flicks
Strife - You are doing well, my bearded friend. Are you using any supplements?
german - I work on a meating with collet in german
Stir Fried Guy - Oops, read a double frown, not a double grin on that last one
Strife - What would qualify as a "valk flick," Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - Collette Guimond?
Diana the Valkyrie - The sort of flick a valk likes, of course.
german - Yes
Strife - How ambiguous.
Stir Fried Guy - Only chocolate and bacon Rob
german - in sept. is Oktoberfest in münchen so we have litle problams with hotel
Strife - I use many supplements, SG. Personally, I think anyone who trains without supplements is spinning their wheels in the dirt.
german - but I am shure we find a nice place to have a great meating
* Strife notices that Diana only responds to e-mail in the morning.
Diana the Valkyrie - Even if you have to do it in the park .....
Stir Fried Guy - I'm not training to get big or anything though Rob, rather to fight the attrition that would set in if I didn't
german - I am go to wrtestle collete and weiling together ....mmmmm
Diana the Valkyrie - You know Collette has a Message Board on this web site?
Strife - You don't have to want to get big to use supplements, SG.
* Stir Fried Guy is sure Diana knows the word he meant to use instead of attrition and hopes she will correct him
Diana the Valkyrie - Strife deduces a lot on slender statistical evidence.
german - yes we are on e mail
Stir Fried Guy - And yes, I have made some nice improvements
Strife - I have LOST WEIGHT since I started taking supplements.
Diana the Valkyrie - nutrition?
Diana the Valkyrie - attenuation?
Stir Fried Guy - Most of my exercises have more than doubled in the last 6 weeks
german - its up to the girls ...
Stir Fried Guy - A word to describe the gradual erosion of my abilities if I submit to lethargy
Strife - Unfortunately, Diana, I can't tolerate having "no opinion." So I must make conclusions based on available info. I can revise those theories when they prove untrue.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, they'll sort you out. Your nickname, it's not a good one you know, we get quite a few Germans here
Diana the Valkyrie - Attenuation.
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, so your a Bayesian, WP?
Strife - How rude.
german - diana you know Valkyries how have a VDO Phone?
Stir Fried Guy - That sounds right Diana, thanks
Strife - I don't know, Diana. Are you attacking me again with words I don't understand?
* Stir Fried Guy really should go out and buy that new OED
Strife - How can I be so stupid, Diana?
Strife - What uis "OED," SG?
Stir Fried Guy - You aren't sure what she called you so you accuse her of being rude WP? And I thought I was stoopid ¬)
Stir Fried Guy - OED is that dictionary we mentioned earlier Rob
Strife - I calle her rude for what she said to german, SG.
Strife - I see. An acronym.
Stir Fried Guy - OED is the top dictionary in the UK, I'm not sure what your American equivalent would be
Stir Fried Guy - Oops. I guess I really am stoopid then ¬)
Diana the Valkyrie - Websters
Strife - Ours would have to be mono-syllabic. We Americans are stupid traitors.
Diana the Valkyrie - I looked at VDO phone, I don't like it much.
german - with some people I have much funn!
german - you can show your body!!
* Stir Fried Guy is curious as to what the longoest monosyllabic word in the English language might be
Strife - Maybe we should just be slave labor.
Diana the Valkyrie - strength
german - but real
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 7:00pm
Stir Fried Guy - Anyone any idea how I would find a thing like that, it's been annoying me for a few years now
Stir Fried Guy - strengths
Stir Fried Guy - straights, I can do a few 9 lettters
Stir Fried Guy - But just because I haven't found a 10 or longer doesn't mean it isn't out there
german - yes SFG I am a multimedia
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 7:01pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Strife, come back soon.
Strife - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:03pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - ttfn
german - oh diana I have so much Ideeas
TomNine - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:04pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy pounces on T9, wrestles him to the ground, and puts him in a full nelson
Diana the Valkyrie - Get a dictionary, and parse it. Shouldn't take long.
TomNine - Diana, Shy Guy, German, good evening.
Stir Fried Guy - I think I'll head off, it's just too erraratic to talk right now
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, T9
Stir Fried Guy - Hi Tom
german - hi tom nice to meat you
TomNine - german, I believe we have chatted briefly before, and good to see you again.
Stir Fried Guy - OK, I'm gonna jump before I'm booted (again) may be back again later...
TomNine - See ya SFG.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, SFG
german - by
Stir Fried Guy - night folks
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Stir Fried Guy, come back soon.
Stir Fried Guy - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:08pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Tom, german is planning to meet Collette
german - ya tom I am a real lover from german ...austria ..and I do it if I can
TomNine - German, we all do it if we can ;~)
german - ya
TomNine - Colette is very attractive and is supposed to be improving as a wrestler. Her European tour looks very frantic, I hope the travel doesn't wear her out.
german - in my wrestlin clup we have now 10 girls and 6 male ...every wek we have much funn
TomNine - I haven't met Colette, but she is often visiting my area. I should make up some excuse to visit Stu while she is staying with him just to meet her.
TomNine - More girls than men in your club? Sounds great!
Diana the Valkyrie - Sounds good, german, what's the club called?
german - I am intrest in this cuppel....I think I have much power in wrestling
german - some times I nead 2 or 3 girls to make me down
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 7:14pm
TomNine - I enjoy wrestling with strong women myself.
german - we make it for funn...the most are dancers like my
TomNine - The more girls the better. Do you hope to meet both Colette and her friend Weilin?
german - I am working on a konzept to wrestle for eweryone
OstereichDamenFan - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:17pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, OstereichDamenFan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
TomNine - What is your plan for universal wrestling, German?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, ODF
german - I am a stund maean I know manny moves
TomNine - Welcome back, Rob.
TomNine - Hey, is Nicole in Japan right now?
german - I am working thogether with the gopherment of austria
german - I can show the kids how thei do it in the mowies
TomNine - Will the Austrian government support wrestling?
german - yes we do it for kids on scools...so they learn fight with out truble
* Diana the Valkyrie wonders if there's an EEC subsidy for mixed wrestling
MPS - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:23pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, MPS, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
german - they see it too much in the moves ... and thry it in real
MPS - hello
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, MPS
OstereichDamenFan - Austria's Women are Tall and Strong !
MPS - anyone have a recent bicep encounter lately?
TomNine - Hey MPS.
german - so manny acydents hapens
german - hallo mps
MPS - hello, thanks for the welcome
MPS - i have posted regularly on the biceps board, i am fascinated by muscular female arms
TomNine - MPS, I met Th-resa Bostick last week, measured her upper arm at 15.5", striated and vascular.
german - hi austrian fan I am with ýou
MPS - wow, was she easy to get along with?
TomNine - TB was very nice, MPS.
german - I know the best autrian women...you rihgt
OstereichDamenFan - I love Austria's girls
MPS - T9 I would love a session with her if she ever comes to calif
german - me to
TomNine - TB travels quite I bit, I'm sure you'll get your chance MPS.
MPS - I have had great sessions withat least 6 fbbs, still looking for awesome biceps like TB or Amelia Hernandez
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 7:30pm
german - Armelia is a dream..
TomNine - MPS, do you just admire the biceps or armwrestle or what?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MPS, come back soon.
MPS - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:30pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Who've you met, MPS?
TomNine - Amelia is great, too bad the judges never give her a break.
TomNine - There he goes!
german - jep...ODF we have to met us with big muskels in austria?
shade - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:35pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, shade, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
german - holaredudödeldi...or whath?
german - sevus shade
OstereichDamenFan - YA HeidyFan...
german - fine
TomNine - shade, hello. Are you an author of stories on this site?
OstereichDamenFan - Hi Shade
Strife - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:38pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Strife, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Shade
german - hi strife
Strife - Hey german. Wie geht's?
german - im momennt echt super ...ich hab urlaub...
Strife - Ah. Ich bin mude.
Strife - Aber, ich kann nicht gut Deutsch.
german - oh je wrestle dich auf!!
Strife - Wie findest Jitka Harazimova?
TomNine - bbl
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:42pm)
Clepsydra - Well, back to the fray.
german - oh je für komplizierte fragen ist diana zuständig!!
Strife - Wie findest du Jitka Harazimova?
Strife - Wiedersehen Tom.
german - also alein vom sehen ...super
Strife - I weiss nicht "zustandig."
OstereichDamenFan - Herren,gute nacht!
german - na ja diana knows the szene
german - by ODF
Strife - Guten abend.
Diana the Valkyrie - Cheerio, ODF
german - wo kommst du her Strife?
Strife - Ich komme aus Amerika.
german - na dann sitzte eh richtig
Strife - I have to go see a film now.
Strife - Can't be caught in here by many angry parties.
Strife - Bis spater.
german - funn funn by strife
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Strife
Strife - Guten abend, Diana. Bin ich nicht intelligent?
german - wiso?
Diana the Valkyrie - Ja, seht cool
Strife - Nicht, Diana?
german - diana you understand germanß
Diana the Valkyrie - Ein bissel
german - das is süß ...ein bissel
Strife - Then what did I ask you, Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - You asked me for reassurance.
Strife - No, I asked you if I am stupid.
german - no yor not stupid!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - That's what I just said.
Strife - What is your answer?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, OstereichDamenFan, come back soon.
OstereichDamenFan - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:53pm)
Strife - Diana seems to think I am beneath contempt.
german - we all....
Diana the Valkyrie - I guess you didn't read my answer?
Strife - No, I didn't. I can't read much german. What is your response?
Diana the Valkyrie - And no, I don't think you're beneath contempt.
Diana the Valkyrie - You asked in German, so I answered in German.
Strife - I got some terrible traits. I am male, American, and a Catholic. Then I am contemptable?
Strife - So answer in English.
german - diana ...I with you a nic night ...in german It is late ...so by by have a nice time see you
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 7:56pm
Diana the Valkyrie - I said "yes"
Strife - Or will you ignore me again?
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, german
german - by diana
Strife - So, you answered yes to "am I not intelligent?" So I am stupid?
german - by strife
Strife - Bis spater.
german - jep by shade
Strife - I just don't understand why you think so poorly of me. All I wanted was your respect, Diana.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:58pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy pounces on T9, wrestles him to the ground, and puts him in a full nelson
Clepsydra - Cheerio, german, come back soon.
german - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:58pm)
TomNine - You two are tearing me apart!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, T9
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Strife, come back soon.
Strife - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 7:59pm)
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Dog Watch 8:00pm
TomNine - Diana, how are you?
Diana the Valkyrie - Annoyed, Tom. Diana's been out of action all day today.
TomNine - shade, still there?
Diana the Valkyrie - Bloody Bell Atlantic
TomNine - Diana, it looks like you got a little action just now.
Diana the Valkyrie - Still, Greta and Freya are fine
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, the usual, Tom.
Me - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 8:03pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Me, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
TomNine - Somebody cut the wrong wire again?
Tex - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 8:03pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Tex, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Make room, make room, it's the Big Man from Texas.
Me - Thanks guys, I am such an ass for seeking the truth
TomNine - Me, hello.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Me, come back soon.
Me - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 8:03pm)
TomNine - Tex, howdy!
Tex - Howdy, Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie - Me - Tex - TomNine - shade
Clepsydra - "It's kind of fun to do the impossible." -- Walt Disney
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know, Tom, but I'm glad I'm mostly out of their system.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tex
PMBoy - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 8:07pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, PMBoy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
TomNine - There's a Bell Atlantic labor strike now, I think.
PMBoy - Is this a restricted party, or can anyone join the gossip?
PMBoy - Yes, the weather is very nice today.
Diana the Valkyrie - Join on in, PMB
PMBoy - Isn't Rob an asshole? I just hate him.
Diana the Valkyrie - When I get Joan up to NY, I'll be free of them. Free at last!!!
TomNine - PMBoy, the more the merrier.
PMBoy - I find the daily paper much more interesting if I read it at night.
PMBoy - Uh-huh. Right.
TomNine - PMBoy, you shut up about Rob. He is a good guy.
Tex - Hello, WP...
PMBoy - Don't humor me.
Diana the Valkyrie - Rob isn't an asshole, hes a really really nice person.
PMBoy - I just want answers.
PMBoy - Yeah. Right.
PMBoy - A.C. Doyle was a large fellow. He was actually a doctor before Sherlock Holmes was invented.
TomNine - What's the question again?
Diana the Valkyrie - 42
PMBoy - Now he always felt that Holmes detracted from what he considered his more serious works.
PMBoy - What is so terrible about Rob?
PMBoy - Now I have read many of Dotle's writings and the he has a difficult time being as entertaining as he was with Holmes. Perhaps there is a lesson to be learned there.
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 8:13pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Rob isn't an asshole, hes a really really nice person
TomNine - Thanks for the fish!
PMBoy - I think that a man's writings are certainly dependent on the tools he creates for himself.
PMBoy - Holmes was and still is a singular character. Why was he the only Doyle character to live this long?
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 8:15pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - The Valkyrie swoops in to a graceful three point landing ... make that four ...no, five. Oops.
Tex - So, T9..you survived TB?
PMBoy - Would Watson have persevered as long without Holmes? I think it is very doubtful.
TomNine - Yes, Tex. Th-resa is great.
Tex - Only 15.5 inch bis?...
PMBoy - Was it the romanticism surrounding the Victorian era that gave Holmes his charm?
PMBoy - I much enjoy the glimpses of the sights and sounds of 19th century London that we see in the stories.
TomNine - Tex, any idea when you will try to book another session? Do you have your mind made up for Gabrielle?
PMBoy - Was Moriarty Homles' most compelling opponent? I think not.
TomNine - Tex, I measured myself. The stats on her site are the same she was listing when she weighed 30 lbs more than she does now.
PMBoy - I think it was Irene Adler, the one woman Holmes showed interest in. One of the few who could beat him at his own game.
Diana the Valkyrie - Inflation.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I liked Irene
PMBoy - Perhaps, Irene Adler was a Valkyrie.
Tex - No decision yet....T9
TomNine - I was even more surprised that her thighs measured 23", but like her arms they are hard, cut, and vascular.
PMBoy - I like Mrs. Hudson best as the landlady.
PMBoy - I found that "The Scarlet Letter" was a maze of gigantic digressions. Had I only read that, I would despise Doyle.
Tex - How did her strength compare to Nicole?
PMBoy - "The Hound of the Baskervilles" was okay, but Holmes was little to be seen in it, thus I value it less than the others.
Diana the Valkyrie - But it had a good atmosphere of looming dread
PMBoy - Now these are just the novels, in those I prefer "The Valley of death."
TomNine - TB is much smaller than NB, not nearly as strong but maybe more so pound for pound. And a more skilled and enthusiastic wrestler, greater variety of holds.
Diana the Valkyrie - There's a Canadian TV company wants to make a documentary about wrestling
PMBoy - I liked the dread in "The Hound..." but Watson is not near so charismatic.
PMBoy - "The Hound..." appears to be a staple of high school English classes, but perhaps wrongfully so.
Diana the Valkyrie - Their researcher keeps emailing me about it
TomNine - There's all kinds of wrestling. I'd love to see a documentary about Mexican wrestlers in the 50's.
Diana the Valkyrie - They call themselves "Sex TV"
Diana the Valkyrie - I plan to have nothing whatsoever to do with them.
TomNine - Diane, is the documentary to be about mixed wrestling sessions? No good can come from this.
PMBoy - I should prefer to read "The Second Stain."
TomNine - Diana, Diana, Diana!
Diana the Valkyrie - I know, Tom. That's why I'm not being very helpful.
PMBoy - Diana is not being very nice.
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the First Watch 8:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Currently, the discussion cobnsists of her asking me questions about who does what, and me asking her if I can have Internet broadcasting rights.
TomNine - Diana has always been very kind to me.
Tex - Diana/Tom, do you think the publicity will somehow hurt an underground endeavor?
PMBoy - I liked Jeremy Brett as Holmes better than Basil Rathbone.
PMBoy - She is ignoring my PM's Tom. I only want one answer.
Diana the Valkyrie - Gradually, this will turn into me making the internet broadcasting rights a precondition for any help, and of course they won't do it.
Tex - BASIL RATHBONE rules!
TomNine - I think the media would slant it to make it seem worse than it is.
Diana the Valkyrie - PM, if you're sending me PMs, I'm not getting them.
PMBoy - Oh, so you are paying attention to me Tex?
Tex - Worse in what way, T9? Overtly sexual?
Diana the Valkyrie - The media would make it as sensational as they could. The company is called "Sex TV"
PMBoy - UThen read you e-mail. I sent a mesaage there, Diana.
PMBoy - Why fear the publicity unless you have reason to be worried?
Diana the Valkyrie - PMB, I told you, Diana is down, so I can't read my email.
Tex - I've only read a couple of Sherlocks...not up on Doyle...
TomNine - Rob, please settle down and play nice. Deep breaths!
Diana the Valkyrie - Don't be silly, PMB, why should I work for them for nothing?
PMBoy - You should, Tex. He is the master of concise writing.
Diana the Valkyrie - If they want to consult me, they can pay my consulting fees.
Tex - Thanks for the tip, Wp...
PMBoy - I am fine, Tom. Honest. I just want to get a final, genuine answer about what Diana thinks of me.
PMBoy - Other than her, I know where everyone stands on me. You two are my friends...
TomNine - My attention span has dropped off to the point where I can no longer enjoy a book. Quite a shame.
PMBoy - JF and wb270 are my enemies.
Tex - Diana, do you think they'll contact Cheryl harris and Lisa H?
Diana the Valkyrie - Read shorter books then.
PMBoy - Yes, it is Tom. Books are a wonderfull device for escapism
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, Tex. And my guess is, Cheryl won';t talk to them either, and Lisa will.
Ignored - Nickname change, PMBoy is now known as Ignored
Diana the Valkyrie - PMB, I'm in the neutral corner
Tex - Reading is a great escape...but so it this!!!!:-)
Ignored - Most of my values were learned in the pages of some heroic fantasy novel.
Ignored - Books can't hate back, Tex.
Tex - I agree that Lisa will seek publicity without weighing the consequences...
Diana the Valkyrie - And Lisa will make it up as she goes along. And they'll also talk to some women we've never heard of, who will claim to be wrestlers.
Ignored - I grew-up on Hickman, Weiss, Tolkien, Brooks, and Feist
Tex - Rob, I have never felt hate here....anger, conflict, yes....hate, no!
Diana the Valkyrie - And some men who will make all sorts of claims. They'll call it "balance", but the object is salaciousness
Strife - Nickname change, Ignored is now known as Strife
Strife - I only feel love and disappointment here, Tex.
Tex - Do you believe governments could ban "sessions"?
Strife - I still would love to write for a living, but I just can't seem to get past the first few paragraphs.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Tex, that's not possible.
Strife - No, Tex. Unless they ban lap dances too.
Diana the Valkyrie - But one TV program could make a *lot* of people feel very bad about what they do.
Strife - My printer is wiggin' out again.
Strife - I feel bad about doing sessions already.
wb270 - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 8:39pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, wb270, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hey, it's the Big List chap, hi WB
wb270 - hello folks
Tex - I wonder...either as an unsanctioned wrasslin' or lewd and lasivious behavior...Rob, Laws are often contradictory...
Tom9 - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 8:40pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Tom9, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, WB
* Tex agrees with possible emotional impact on the Sessionaires...
Strife - But would the democrats give-up their lap dances?
TomNine - Nickname change, Tom9 is now known as TomNine
Tex - wb....
sub - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 8:40pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, sub, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.
Diana the Valkyrie - No-one who participates in that program will benefit, except the TV company
Strife - I don't know a guy who doesn't get turned-on during a session. That could make it seem unseamly.
TomNine - sub, good to see you again!
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana. hi guys
Strife - Hi sub!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, sub
Tex - Mighty, sub...
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, you can be sure they'll portray it as unseemly.
Strife - I often wondered the possible gain if Diana advertised this site and always concluded that the gains would be negligable.
Tex - I believe sub needs to be the Canadian documentary, Diana...
Rob - Nickname change, Strife is now known as Rob
Rob - Colour changed
Rob - How could she gain from publicity?
Tex - As a shining example of a session consumer...
Diana the Valkyrie - Try explaining the sub-a-thon to someone!!!
TomNine - sub, have you found a place of your own yet?
Diana the Valkyrie - Or indeed Scooby
Rob - Diana is the Microsoft of FBB's on the internet. If people look for it, they will find it very easily.
sub - no, T9. not yet
Tex - Whoa!!!!!!!!Scooby?
sub - is somebody doing a documentary about wrestling sessions or something?
wb270 - that's what Scooby needs, a little publicity for his tapes.
Diana the Valkyrie - A Canadian company, "SexTV"
Diana the Valkyrie - Their researcher is trying to get me to help them.
Diana the Valkyrie - I keep smiling and nodding and saying yes.
wb270 - There was a mixed wrestling segment on HBO a while back
TomNine - Bye all, I have things to do. Maybe I'll be back later.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, T9
sub - cya T9
Rob - How do you guys think wrestling is different in its ethical composition to prostitution? (just curious)
Rob - bye Tom
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 8:48pm)
Clepsydra - Well, back to the fray.
Tex - That's an old one, Rob...adios, amigos...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Tex, come back soon.
Tex - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 8:48pm)
Clepsydra - Off to check out a few more biceps?
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, I don't think prostitution is unethical.
Rob - Then I detract the question.
wb270 - too bad Lisa isn't here for that one
wb270 - but I'm with Diana.
Rob - But I wanted to know what you thought, not that I supported one side.
Diana the Valkyrie - Passing laws against prostitution, now that's unethical.
sub - unethical and unrealistic
Diana the Valkyrie - And obviously the income is taxable.
wb270 - unrealistic at least
wb270 - it certainly is in the US
wb270 - taxable, that is
Diana the Valkyrie - Passing laws against prostitution is like passing laws against being a lawyer, I see no difference.
wb270 - many of us would like to do away with lawyers, although I spent a perfectly pleasant 2 hours today with a Lawyer who woks for Al Gore
Clepsydra - There's a time to live but isn't it strange that as soon as you are born you're dying. 8:51pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Althought there's a good case for inspection and licensing.
wb270 - first kill all the lawyers
Rob - Sorry if I opened a can of worms, guys.
sub - careful, wb. sometimes lawyers can pass for human
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 8:52pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Otherwise you could wind up with a diseased one who is incapable of doing her job.
Rob - Has anyone here seen "City of Angels?"
Diana the Valkyrie - Or his job, as the case may be.
sub - haven't seen it, WP
Rob - Oops! Cat's out of the bag!
sub - which cat was in a bag?
Rob - My name, you see wb270 doesn't like me. i was just trying to blend in.
Rob - Where did Tex go?
sub - oh. sorry, Rob. i thought your multiple identities were common knowledge
Rob - Not to all.
Rob - But don't worry, sub. I have earned my ill-repute. I am responsible enough to take my punishment.
Rob - Though Diana has refused to kick me out.
Diana the Valkyrie - Lisa's been very inactive in the last few weeks.
Rob - Bye.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rob, come back soon.
Rob - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 8:58pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Rob
sub - i am sorry if i have have revealed something i shouldn't have. cya Rob
Diana the Valkyrie - Don't worry, sub, you're just the straight man in the act
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the First Watch 9:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - I just opened up the Lift and Carry video shop
sub - how many L&C vids to You have for sale, Lovely Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - 37
sub - Woh! that's quite a selection
Diana the Valkyrie - Now I'm making catures from them, so people can see what's in them.
wb270 - Lisa is at Stus place this week; does that make her inactive?
sub - HBP is gonna wish he'd bought a computer instead of a bike
Diana the Valkyrie - I meant on the net, I suppose I'm assuming that the net is the world, and it isn't.
Diana the Valkyrie - And have you read my Linda Daventry story?
wb270 - No I haven't Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - I expect HBP is hoping he's bought a Valkyrie-magnet
wb270 - when I went looking for a recent story of yours I found one about your cruise.
Diana the Valkyrie - It's wicked. I suspect most people won't spot exactly what I'm parodying.
Diana the Valkyrie - Valkyrie at sea, no I'm referring to "The Weightlifting contest"
wb270 - is it in the recent stories?
Diana the Valkyrie - Should be
sub - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/stories/sagas/fluff01.txt
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, that's the one. I've just finished the second story in the series
CaptainCorc - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 9:12pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, CaptainCorc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Wheet-wheet wheet-wheet, Captain on the Bridge
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, and have you spotted "The adventures of Sandy Bouwman"?
CaptainCorc - Hi Diana, sub and WB.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, CC
sub - hi CC. more adventures of Sandy? i saw two stories by Arby
Diana the Valkyrie - Those are the two I meant, yes
wb270 - hello CC
wb270 - I haven't spotted it either
* CaptainCorc sets off firecracker.
sub - yow!
* Diana the Valkyrie puts it out with the yogurt-pump
CaptainCorc - I settle back to watch youse guys talk about literature and what happens?
* CaptainCorc looks around for yogurt-pump.....
CaptainCorc - Are we filming soon?
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, you read Linda Daventry then.
Diana the Valkyrie - I consider the yogurt pump to be one of my finest comic inventions
CaptainCorc - You bet. I thought I even complemented you on it. If not please accept my congratulations. She's a great character.
Diana the Valkyrie - Although, on consideration, possibly it's all true.
CaptainCorc - I would agree completely.
CaptainCorc - I read somewhere that they use dish washing detergent also.
Diana the Valkyrie - You can also get salty yogurt
CaptainCorc - For that true to life, gritty, documentary feel?
Diana the Valkyrie - A good yogurt-pump will squirt it clear across the studio
CaptainCorc - Those were the days.....
CaptainCorc - I must say, Diana, that I didn't realize fluffers were strictly hand artisans.
CaptainCorc - Or is Linda peculiar in that regard?
Diana the Valkyrie - There's more muscles and articulations in the huiman hand than in the rest of your body put togther. Well, maybe not quite that many.
Diana the Valkyrie - We each have our own styles. Linda uses the classic English style
CaptainCorc - Ah, but there's something special about a fluffers mouth...or so I've been led to believe.
Diana the Valkyrie - I think that's more the French style
CaptainCorc - I see. Well, Linda's terrific and I hope you get hooked on her.
Freund - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 9:29pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Freund, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Diana the Valkyrie - When Diana gets back on line (Bloody Bell Atlantic) I'll put up part two.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the First Watch 9:30pm
Freund - Yag Freunden!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Freund
sub - hi Freund
CaptainCorc - Hello, Freund. I'll be looking forward to it.
Freund - Guten Abend! Wie geht's, Diana?
Freund - Ich bin "Massive Potential" gelesen.
Diana the Valkyrie - Sehr gut, Freund.
CaptainCorc - Stand by to abend gutens!!
* Diana the Valkyrie stopped abending three years ago.
Freund - Gut. Ich bin glucklich!
CaptainCorc - Drat.
Freund - Wo ist CCFan?
Blu - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 9:32pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Blu, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's Mr Snappy, hiya Snappy
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Blu
Freund - Diana, bin ich dein Freund?
CaptainCorc - CCFan must remain anonymous until he wishes to disclose his identity.
Freund - Tag Blu!
sub - hi Blu
CaptainCorc - Hi, Blue.
CaptainCorc - Colour changed
Freund - Gut, CaptainCorc. Sehr gut. Das ist intelligent!
CaptainCorc - Danke, Freund.
Blu - She just finished her breakfast of rice and fish! raining out and thousands of fans waiting outside of the hotel to get a peek of this little girl
Blu - hugh posters all over the city with her picture inthe center
Diana the Valkyrie - Thousands? Wow!
Freund - Ach! Ich habe sehr viel Freuden!
Freund - Nicht!
Blu - Tonight is Friday niht in Tokyo....her first of six matches and yes she has a camera
Freund - Nicole ist sehr hubsch und athletisch!
Blu - Yes just got off the phone with her and she said the line go's around the block and into the streets and it's raining and the will not leave till she comes out
Blu - first time in history press met any wrestler at the airport! sh has already done TV and all the Newspapers
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 9:38pm
Diana the Valkyrie - WHo's her opponent?
Diana the Valkyrie - Better start learning Japanese, Blu ....
Freund - Wunderbar fur Nicole!
Blu - you except me to know their names ? do not know how to even spell them but he knows the names of the girls and the last girl she wrestles is ranked # 1 in Japan and will be a "NON" TITLED match so if Nicole wins the belt stays in Japan....very smart people
sub - whaddya mean, "if" Nicole wins?
Freund - Diana, wie sagt man "why" auf Deutsch?
Blu - she will be home tuesday night , than off to cover BBQ with her ill have some very good shots in Boston
Freund - Wo ist CaptainCorc?
Blu - yes ,Sub they pulled this the last minute said atthe press meeting thats not going to be atitle match with the # girl if Nicole is the winner she only gets the money
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 9:44pm
Diana the Valkyrie - She'll be exhausted when she gets back, Blu, the lag catches up with you on the return.
Freund - Hast du melatonin gehort?
sub - i figure Nicole could take half the Japanese population, all at once
CaptainCorc - Wo IS CaptainCorc. How did you know?
Freund - $ ist gut, Blu!
Blu - they are also making her fight the #1 girl thats hasnever lost a match last! So Nicole will be very tired, good trick on there part
Freund - Du spinnst, mein Freud!
Blu - ath money with the # 1 girl is $5,000 if she wins...loses she gets nothing
Freund - TrulyMadlyDeeply
CaptainCorc - AFK....
Freund - K
Diana the Valkyrie - What weight is this girl?
TomNine - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 9:49pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy pounces on T9, wrestles him to the ground, and puts him in a full nelson
Freund - Tag Tommyboy!
sub - wb T9
Diana the Valkyrie - WB T9, and goodnight all
TomNine - Hey, kids.
Blu - 5`7" around 185 lbs.loks like our champ Taz from the ECW only with breasts
Freund - Guten Abend Diana!
Blu - Mr.9
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Diana the Valkyrie, come back soon.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 9:51pm)
Clepsydra - There's a Valkyrie-shaped hole in the room now.
TomNine - Goodnight Valkyrie.
sub - sweet dreams, Beautiful Diana
TomNine - Colour changed
Blu - off to Valkyrie land
Freund - Auf sie geht!
Blu - where has Ghost been?
Freund - He hasn't been seen in months, Blu.
TomNine - I haven't seen Ghost in a while. I hope all is okay.
Blu - wow gone with the wind
Blu - Tom i run into him on line in AOL from time ti time
Clepsydra - Up the Beatles 9:54pm
Freund - Ghost ist ein gut Freund.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Blu, come back soon.
Blu - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 9:54pm)
Clepsydra - Click click
TomNine - Blu, does he say why he doesn't come here to chat anymore?
sub - cya Blu
Freund - Was ein Zimmer!
Freund - Oder ist deises ein SagtZimmer?
Freund - SagenZimmer?
Freund - How are you, Tom?
TomNine - All is well with me, just getting around to my dinner.
Freund - Enschuldigung, Tom.
Freund - Colour changed
Freund - You may have your color, my friend.
TomNine - Teal is fine, thanks.
Freund - Danke sehr!
Freund - Teal was a character in "The Lord of the Rings" right?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the First Watch 10:00pm
TomNine - I never finished "Rings" and have no memory of what I did get through.
Freund - Too bad, it is a great story!
Freund - I think I am causing some discomfort. i am sorry. Perhaps we can shat later.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Freund, come back soon.
Freund - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 10:01pm)
TomNine - No didcomfort, nothing wrong.
sub - cya Freund
TomNine - Captain, still here?
TomNine - sub, not much longer until San Francisco, eh?
sub - just over a month, T9. i'm really looking forward to it
TomNine - I'm sure it will be lots of fun. I hope andy keeps plenty of time free to spend with you.
Clepsydra - When it's time to meet the maker 10:05pm
TomNine - (S)andy...
CaptainCorc - Diana went so sleep already?
sub - we should have at least one whole day together, plus free time between sessions
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 10:06pm
TomNine - BedTime for Valkyries already. It's 3am for her.
CaptainCorc - She usually hold out til 5 bells though.
* CaptainCorc whispers "Goodnight, Diana" so as not to disturb her.
CaptainCorc - Hey, sub, wanna save some air fare?
sub - the tickets are already purchased, CC, but what do you suggest?
CaptainCorc - I was thinking you could get Paul to rocket you there on Diana. He'll probably be up for it.
sub - yes, he probably would. except that Sandy is meeting me here and we're flying to San Francisco together
CaptainCorc - Oh, that's much better. Worth the extra money.
TomNine - Is STL still a hub for any airline?
sub - Sandy found one of those "companion fares" from STL to SF. the tickets for both of us aren't costing much more that it would have been for Her to travel alone. STL is the hub for TWA, T9
sub - brb
CaptainCorc - sub's off to buy GirlScout cookies.
Clepsydra - If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
TomNine - Should we chat amongst ourselves?
CaptainCorc - cookie
Clepsydra - He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd be there ... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.
TomNine - cookies
Clepsydra - The Advertising Agency Song: When your client's hopping mad, Put his picture in the ad. If he still should prove refractory, Add a picture of his factory.
CaptainCorc - Another keyword, ba goom.
TomNine - Who would have guessed?
CaptainCorc - spider
CaptainCorc - Not me.
CaptainCorc - Clepsy's as manifold as Diana herself, almost.
TomNine - Clepsy is a mystery wrapped up in am enigma.
CaptainCorc - inside a riddle.
TomNine - You will be glad to hear that Lisa Houston never responded to my e-mail.
CaptainCorc - That doesn't please me Tom. She shouldn't dump us all.
CaptainCorc - I was prepared to be big about it.
Dreamer - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 10:19pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Dreamer, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
wb270 - when did you e-mail her tom?
CaptainCorc - Hello, Dreamer.
TomNine - I like to think she's not checking her e-mail or something. I'll ask Stu if he knows what's up.
Dreamer - She answered my e-mail promptly.
CaptainCorc - That's nice.
Dreamer - CC, would you like to see a poem I wrote?
TomNine - wb, I e-mailed her last week some time.
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 10:20pm
Dreamer - Be honest.
wb270 - She is not in Philly. I sent her some e-mail a few days ago and got a response from stu.
sub - back
CaptainCorc - Sure, Dreamer.
CaptainCorc - Gimme cookie, sub.
Clepsydra - Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth? -- Patrick Sky
TomNine - Lisa was with Stu, at least earlier this week.
Dreamer - It's hard to repilicate form in here so I shall enter it line by line.
wb270 - I think she still is.
sub - /me gives cookie to CC, wondering if this is some sort of trick
Clepsydra - I'll grant thee random access to my heart, Thoul't tell me all the constants of thy love; And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove And in our bound partition never part. -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
Dreamer - "We sat alone, hands together,...
Dreamer - "Watching the sun disappear...
Dreamer - "Beneath the horizon.
Dreamer - "The silence was undisturbed...
Dreamer - "but for the rustling leaves.
Dreamer - "How beautiful you were that day.
Dreamer - "The moment was perfect,
wb270 - did you want to schedule a session with Lisa, Tom?
Dreamer - "I only wish you were there." -Fin
CaptainCorc - No trick sub.
TomNine - wb, no I was more interested in meeting her socially. She seemed to like the idea when I mentioned it a month or so back.
TomNine - Inna came to chat the other day. She was in Philly.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Dreamer, come back soon.
Dreamer - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 10:25pm)
wb270 - that's nice. She is a knockout
sub - cya Dreamer
wb270 - I don't know how well she wrestles, but she looks nice.
TomNine - I believe Inna has dropped wrestling entirely. She did say she likes to armwrestle.
wb270 - that's a shame, from my point of view.
TomNine - Every time an FBB quits wrestling a fairie dies.
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 10:28pm
CaptainCorc - Well, boys, I must away...pretty, Tom
sub - cya CC
TomNine - I e-mailed Esther about meeting her, no response yet.
wb270 - bye CC
CaptainCorc - And everytime a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 10:29pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, CaptainCorc, come back soon.
CaptainCorc - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 10:29pm)
Clepsydra - Captain leaving the Bridge
TomNine - Goodnight, Captain.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the First Watch 10:30pm
wb270 - Is Esther over here yet?
TomNine - But I've been getting e-mail from Jazzmon! She is so personable on line I can only imagine what she is like in real life.
TomNine - Stu says Esther is in the US.
wb270 - Well, you could probably book Esther through Lisa or Stu. Call Lisa up.
wb270 - Jazz keeps telling me to change her listing.
TomNine - Maybe I'll call this weekend.
wb270 - someday I'll get it right.
TomNine - Is it the African American thing?
wb270 - nobody seems to have any very precise schedule for Esther
wb270 - that was a while back
wb270 - LTF gives me hell if I don't identify who is African American
wb270 - Hopefully I have Jazzmon's listing to her satisfaction now
TomNine - LTF seems to be branching out to Hispanic women lately.
wb270 - If they are dark
TomNine - I'm curious. Do you know if LTF is black or white?
wb270 - LTF is white
wb270 - I just checked AOL & I have some mail from him
TomNine - I've been corresponding with LTF a bit. He's a nice guy.
wb270 - I get Raquel's travel schedule from LTF.
wb270 - And her page points to my travel list for her schedule. That seems curious to me.
wb270 - Yes, John does seem to be a good chap.
TomNine - And if you go to Raquel's homepage and link to her schedule do you still go back to your site?
wb270 - yes
TomNine - Ah, never mind.
wb270 - I changed the design of my makeover a little to not screw up her link to my travel page
TomNine - I'll send him my Th-resa review too when it's ready to go. If I don't hear from her this weekend I'll probably just send it out then.
TomNine - That's very considerate of you, to think about Raquel's needs.
wb270 - Th-resa is supposed to be in NYC and Philly until the 20th
TomNine - TB is very busy. She has London and Detroit pretty soon, too.
wb270 - I'm flattered that she does it that way. I suppose that it must be very hard for her to update her page or something. I can't think why else she would do it that way.
wb270 - I hope that Thresa is making money
TomNine - Maybe she doesn't think whoever is keeping her site won't do as good a job as you with the updates.
TomNine - Th-resa is now doing oil wrestling, which means she has to lug a wading pool and oil around with her. I suspect she is making good money.
wb270 - but it's kind of a roundabout path. She tells LTF, LTF e-mails me, I update my site, and her site points to mine.
wb270 - I hope so; that sounds a bit of a pain.
wb270 - She doesn't seem to be using any of the agencies now.
TomNine - It's not how I would update a travel schedule, but who knows how it came to be.
Ghost - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 10:53pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Ghost, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Whooo, whooo, it's the Ghost come to haunt us again
TomNine - Yeah, TB has gone her own way entirely. She says she has a good customer base now, so she's only saving the commisions now.
sub - gotta go. 'night guys
Ghost - hey guy's how ya all doin ?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sub, come back soon.
sub - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 10:54pm)
Clepsydra - The subdolous insubstantial sub is now subduced.
TomNine - Ghost, buddy! Good to see you!
Ghost - later Sub
wb270 - hello Gohos. haven't seen you around here recently.
Ghost - Tom how ya been ?
TomNine - Hey, you scared sub off! :~)
Ghost - to busy moving WB
Ghost - it looks that way
Rob - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 10:55pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rob, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
TomNine - I've been doing fine, Mike. How are you?
Ghost - WB hope you can help me with something
Rob - Wasn't gonna stop, but I had to say hi, Ghost!
Ghost - WP = ROB how ya man
wb270 - waht is that Gohost?
Rob - I am okay. How have ya been?
Ghost - good just busy Tom I got a place on the 1st of this month IV been kind a busy
Rob - I started seeing a shrink, Mike.
TomNine - Moving? Did you buy a house or something, Ghost?
wb270 - what can I halp you with?
Ghost - WB do you happen to have Millisa coats E-mail address ?
Ghost - Condo Tom . Why WP=Rob ?
Rob - Melissa Coates
Rob - Because I am nuts, Ghost. Ask these guys.
wb270 - sorry Mike, I don't. I've never listed Millisa, because as far as I know she doesn't do wrestling sessions.
Ghost - thats the one Rob :-)
Rob - Mike, did ya check her web page?
wb270 - and I've never had any address for her
Ghost - I guess she does WB
Ghost - no where is it WP
Rob - I Just a sec.
Ghost - Cheryl E-mailed me saying she will be here to do wrestling sessions
Ghost - isnt she the blonde ?
TomNine - The address in her page is just for the MC fan who created the page. He should be able to pass on a message, thoug.
wb270 - does Cheryl list her on the IB site now?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the First Watch 11:00pm
Ghost - Have no idea WB havent looked
Rob - http://www.pacificnet.net/~almanalo/melissa_coates/
TomNine - I suspect Melissa just does "Light wrestling." And PJ said she's looking a little rough these days.
Rob - Damn! It must be down. sorry.
ghost - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:01pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, ghost, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Whooo, whooo, it's the Ghost come to haunt us again
Rob - PJ knows everything. Just ask him.
TomNine - Ghost, have you ever met Th-resa Bostick? She has a trip to Detroit coming up.
ghost - I gotta find her site . Who is PJ ?
wb270 - Or is she one of the Mystery Belles?
TomNine - PJ might be able to contact her too.
ghost - Tom no I havent . Had a chance to earlier this yr but passsed it up
Rob - Some guy who started showing=up. says he knows all the pro FBB's.
wb270 - PJ comes around here quite a bit
ghost - could be WB I got that mistery email a month ago
TomNine - http://www.melissacoates.com
ghost - is that milissa's site ?
TomNine - Well, that link doesn't work anymore!
. - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:04pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, ., welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
. - I found that out the hard way
ghost - Nickname change, . is now known as ghost
Rob - Ghost, Blu has been asking about you, alot.
TomNine - Ghost, PJ is very knowledgable on the FBB scene, hangs out here in the afternoon.
ghost - when I havent been on line that much as of late ?
ghost - after 3 pm Tom ?
TomNine - Ghost, I saw Th-resa last week, and she's great.
Rob - Yeah, honestly we have all been worried about you!
ghost - you make me smile Rob
Rob - Even us hated assholes got in the picture
ghost - is she as strong as she looks Tom ?
TomNine - about 3-4pm is about right for PJ. He posts on lots of the boards too.
ghost - whos hated Rob ?
Rob - You would be the first, my friend. send me an e-mail. i have lost your address.
Rob - Anyone who sticks-up for their religious beliefs.
ghost - I would be the first for what Rob ?
TomNine - I've been a little worried, Ghost. I know you've had some troubles.
ghost - Thanks Tom . Does he go to your board alot ?
Rob - Nothing. Don't worry about it. I am sure someone will gossip about it soon.
ghost - Thats all past Tom thanks
ghost - should i go read the archives ?
ghost - but i dont remember any problems
TomNine - Ghost, Th-resa isn't as strong as she was a few years ago when she weighed 195 and was on the juice, but she is still very powerful. Lifted me okay, beat me armwrestling, etc.
ghost - no you guys got me puzzeld
ghost - mmmmm sounds good to me
Rob - bye
ghost - well maybe the next time shes out this way ill look her up :-)
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 11:10pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rob, come back soon.
Rob - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:10pm)
wb270 - Thresa is a very nice girl Mike, and very strong
ghost - wow he left quick
TomNine - WP comes and goes like the wind.
ghost - I dought shell be out my way again this yr she was already here this yr
wb270 - he's undoubtedly still lurking
ghost - looks like it
TomNine - Ghost, there is a post on AAWA about TB going to Detroit soon, like Sept.
ghost - Well Rob did you send me a email a few days ago if your still watching ?
TomNine - Rob said he lost your e-mail, Ghost.
ghost - TWB is Th-resa on your page ?
ghost - I bet you guys missed all my typos uh ? :-)
wb270 - Th-resa's page says she will be in Detroit Aug 27 - 31
ghost - TWB=WB
runt - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:14pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, runt, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
wb270 - I didn't have her detroit trip listed though. Yes she is on my page
TomNine - We love you, Ghost. Don't go changing.
ghost - this is crazy the same time as Jazz,Kasie,Anita and now Th-resa
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 11:15pm
wb270 - http://www.nubiangoddess.com/
TomNine - runt, hello!
runt - hello everyone!
ghost - runt hi
ghost - IM not planning on it tom :-)
wb270 - hello runt
TomNine - The North American or some other contest is in Detroit then, right?
ghost - is that th-resa's page WB ?
ghost - thats the one Tom
ghost - Kasie's in it too I already wished her luck
ghost - I cant believe Anita's gonna be here
TomNine - Kasie is sweet.
ghost - yeah she is
runt - Is there any new photos of Erica Kern or Collette Guimond
TomNine - Is Anita competing?
ghost - yes Tom she is :-)
wb270 - that's Thresa's page
ghost - dont know runt
runt - Thanks anyways
TomNine - runt, I haven't seen any new pics of those ladies.
ghost - thanks WB. Tom the only one out a the ones that i mentioned that is not competiting is Jazz
ghost - shes just comeing out here to see one of her friends that is in the show
TomNine - Jazz doesn't compete. She says there's no money in it.
ghost - Well i hafe to agree with her on that one Tom
ghost - $2000 for first place or is it more now
wb270 - There is no money in female BB at all.
TomNine - Jazzmon is a real sweetie, too. I'll be seeing her in September.
ghost - oh that remindes me the good seats at the N.American cost $95
TomNine - For the North America there is no money!
runt - That is obvious, the ladies are wrestling in hotel rooms
wb270 - she's a grandmother too
ghost - yea WB she is
ghost - but she looks dam good :-)
TwoPossums - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:23pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TwoPossums, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Am I seeing double, or are there two of you?
TwoPossums - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:23pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TwoPossums, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Am I seeing double, or are there two of you?
wb270 - Amber in Solomons MD, who, incidentally is a great wrestler, is also a grandmother
TwoPossums - 'Allo 'Allo
TomNine - 2P, my man!
ghost - TP how ya been man ?
runt - Know of any good wrestlers or FBB in Chicago?
TwoPossums - Hello all. Hey Ghost long time no type.
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 11:24pm
ghost - Amber I think i met her back in 95
wb270 - Chnthia is not a bad wrestler I hear
wb270 - I don't know if Amber is still active or not.
ghost - lol TP got that right :-)
TwoPossums - What chu doin' up so late young man. Don't you have work tommorow?
ghost - I have no idea WB havent kept in touch with her
runt - In Chicago?
wb270 - Cynthia, in Chicago
ghost - TP yes gotta get up at 5 am :-(
ghost - yes Runt Cynthia is about 5'7"
TomNine - I'm off to bed. Yak at you guys later.
runt - How would I look her up?
TwoPossums - Poor soul
ghost - shes a semi FBB
wb270 - Amber got married, but I think it didn't work out. I heard that she lost her house. I haven't herd from her in a year or so.
TwoPossums - Bye later Tom
ghost - she has a web page or on WB's sitye
ghost - later Tom good to see ya again
runt - Thanks a bunch
wb270 - Cynthia bills herself as a natural BB
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:27pm)
Clepsydra - Well, back to the fray.
runt - I'm a natural dwarf
ghost - lol
wb270 - some guys really like Cynthia, and others don't. She apparently has a very nice appartment with good mats to wrestle.
TwoPossums - I'm a natural Possum
runt - Do you know the dislikes?
ghost - she brings her mats with her when she travels too
TwoPossums - Gotta love a girl that brings her own mat.
ghost - IM a naturel FBB lover
ghost - I anly saw her once a few yrs ago
wb270 - http://announce.com/wb270/il.htm
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the First Watch 11:30pm
runt - gotta split
ghost - about a yr after her first mm tape
wb270 - that's my page for IL
TwoPossums - Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)
ghost - later runt
wb270 - Cynthia is on it, and there are links to her page
TwoPossums - Winerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Encountered
ghost - I got your page booked marked WB
TwoPossums - bye runt. Experiencein technical difficulties
TwoPossums - Winerr 010 - Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead
ghost - TP you ok ?
wb270 - what did you think of cynthis mike?
TwoPossums - Winerr 016 - Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence
ghost - didnt do any real wrestling just holds . SDhe is a good looking lady
TwoPossums - Hee hee hee
TwoPossums - Are you guys talking about the Cynthia that did some MM vids a ways back. Tall dark hair
ghost - she told me because of my size we couldent do any competitive wrestling
wb270 - yes, that's the one.
ghost - Tall dark hair ? yes shes the one TP
ghost - didnt I send you some tapes of her TP ?
wb270 - how big are you Mike?
ghost - 5' 10 1/2 " 244 #
GhostFan - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:34pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, GhostFan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Whooo, whooo, it's the Ghost come to haunt us again
TwoPossums - No but I have her on a few of the demos. I like her. She talked to the guy and made him feel worthless. I like it
GhostFan - Back from the shower.
wb270 - Al, who was the designated victim in a lot of the early MM videos, told me that he liked Cynthis best of all the girls he did videos with
TwoPossums - 5'11" 234lbs
wb270 - I don't think she does competitive with anybody over about my size, 185
ghost - she is a nice gal WB
TwoPossums - I can see that. She is one of the few "skinny" girls that I would consider wrestling
ghost - thats what i thought WB WP
ghost - shes alot a fun thou
GhostFan - Ah, not too much bashing while I was gone, I hope.
wb270 - I was in Chicago in June, but didn't see her.
ghost - even though she not that big her legs could kill someone if she wanted to
GhostFan - I shall start spelling tghinsg wrong so that I look like a real ghostfan
ghost - Bashing what WP
Assman - logged on. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:37pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Assman, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
GhostFan - Hey hey assman!
ghost - ASSMAN ????????
Assman - Hey!
TwoPossums - Can I call you 'ass'
GhostFan - Has anyone seen Mr. hat?
wb270 - I probably should go to Chicago in a couple of weeks for the IETF meeting, but I won't be going.
GhostFan - "
ghost - that's up to you WB she is alot a fun and she can do some competitive wrestling
GhostFan - "You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you die!"
TwoPossums - Kick Ass
Assman - TwoPossums? Are you like 2 slow witted people?
GhostFan - Sweet!
wb270 - I was trying to save my money in June. maybe I'll wind up going to Chicago agian before too much longer
TwoPossums - ....uhhhhh....uhhhhhh
ghost - ASS do i know you ??
Assman - you tell me
GhostFan - Did you watch South Park yesterday, 2P?
GhostFan - I love the pool scenes.
wb270 - well guys, I'm gonna call it a night. catch you all later. good to see you again mike
TwoPossums - No but I have seen it before.
GhostFan - bye wb
ghost - night WB thanks for the help man
Clepsydra - Cheerio, wb270, come back soon.
wb270 - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:41pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, 270
ghost - you too WB
Assman - where you from ghost?
ghost - US of A :-)
TwoPossums - Oppp. Missed Wb. Gotta stop doing other things. Ahhh well. Bye Wb
ghost - I'll give ya a hint my state won the national Collage football championship last yr :-)
Assman - MI
ghost - yes ASS
TwoPossums - What do smart Blondes and UFO's have in common?
Assman - they don't exist
ghost - hot air
ghost - that too
TwoPossums - You always hear about them but you never see them.
TwoPossums - What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
ghost - that would be a real blonde TP
TwoPossums - Oh look, daddy ... doughnut seeds.
Assman - lol
ghost - lol thats ok TP
TwoPossums - Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
ghost - you getting these from Kings site ?
TwoPossums - It takes too long to retrain them.
TwoPossums - Who is King? Funny.com
Assman - is runt alive?
ghost - no id hafe to look up his site . You seen him in here before TP
ghost - Runt left ASS
ghost - RUNT left ASS .LOL thats funny
TwoPossums - Oh yeah I think I remember running into King. He was one of the newbies we got last month. He still around. He seemed nice
Assman - what was that, you said you were leaving ghost
TwoPossums - lef'. Ya gonna say it say it right.
ghost - I dont know you remember him he was with that FBB and they were both talking under the same name
GhostFan - Jana was her name.
TwoPossums - YEah I do remember that. Don't know if I was here for it. I had to read the whole damn month so I can't remember what I was there for or what I read
ghost - No ASS IM not
ghost - that right GFan
ghost - I think you were there TP. Hey how did your review go ?
TwoPossums - I like it. Have you read it yet
ghost - no I havent where is it TP ?
TwoPossums - Go to the front page of the site. There'll be a link to the newsletter there
TwoPossums - You are mentioned so ya better read it and yell at me now while I'm here. Heh heh
ghost - what about the carpet ride
TwoPossums - why don't ya come with me little girl. On a magic carpet ride...
ghost - steppin wolf
ghost - what the hell was that other one ?
ghost - carpet ride and there was one more that i liked alot
GhostFan - Gotta reboot. BRB
Clepsydra - Cheerio, GhostFan, come back soon.
GhostFan - logged off. --- (Thu Aug 13 11:55pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, Ghost, happy haunting
TwoPossums - Born to be Wiiiiiiilllllddddd!!!!
ghost - WB WP
ghost - thats the one TP
TwoPossums - Later GF
ghost - cool I got the LP
ghost - Shit i gotta go soon
TwoPossums - LP?!? ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yer old
TwoPossums - Read the newsletter for ya go please. Nobody has really told me what they think.
ghost - lol yeah thanks kid
ghost - tommorw its friday ill have more time
Clepsydra - Time for tea 11:57pm
TwoPossums - Well e-mail me with what ya think then please.
TwoPossums - You leaving? Guess I'll head out to. Gotta take a shower for I go to bed
ghost - fridays the only time i might have .hafe to finish moving this weekend
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 11:58pm
ghost - took mine already IM a clean white ghost :-)
TwoPossums - Good luck moving.
ghost - Colour changed
ghost - thanks
ghost - AAAAAAA IM A GHOST