Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
Little Man - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:04am)
Little Man - Hi Clepsy!
Little Man - Guess I just missed everybody.
Little Man - Is anybody watching??????
Little Man - Any glorious female body builders secretly watching?
Little Man - OK then. How about some very tall ladies?
Little Man - OK then, ANY ladies?
Little Man - May as well tell me a joke Cleps.
Clepsydra - Q: How many operating systems are required to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one-Microsoft is making a special version of Windows for it.
Little Man - Good one Cleps, does that mean my Windows software is funny to you?
Little Man - I might as well play a while.
Little Man -
Little Man - Dam!
Ghost - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:13am)
Ghost - Hey LM
Little Man -
Ghost - that worked
Little Man - Hi Ghost! Isn't she lovely?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
Ghost - yes very much
Little Man - Oh boy! If I could only get gift wrapped by her long, strong & beautiful limbs!
Ghost - you said it LM and I agree 1000%
Little Man - Message on the way to you!
Little Man - Hi WB270!
Little Man - http://www.massmuscle.com/kathyh2.jpg
Ghost - did you get that
Little Man - Anybody want a horsey back ride courtesy of Kathy H?
Little Man - Yes she did G! how was it?
Little Man - WB, are you there?
Little Man - Too bad G! maybe next time!
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 12:22am
Little Man - Sorry!
Little Man - I forgot to click on your name for the massage!
Little Man - I mean MESSAGE, NOT MASSAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Little Man - Although if Diana can set it up where we can get a massage with a click of a button, I'd be a happy Little Man!!!!!
Ghost - night
Little Man - Did you get my last message?
Ghost - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:29am)
Little Man - NP Ghost. Good night!
Ghost - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:29am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30am
Ghost - night LM take care
Ghost - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:31am)
Little Man - wb270?
Little Man - Hello again Clepsy!
Little Man - Just U & me girl!
* Little Man needs to get some sleep now!
Little Man - Bye Clepsydra!
Clepsydra - Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
Little Man - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:35am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 01:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 02:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 02:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 02:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 02:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 03:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Sen - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 07:14am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
Sen - MOIN MOIN !!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
PET - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 11:57am)
yoyo - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 11:59am)
yoyo - Hi ya PET
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00pm
yoyo - anyone home
yoyo - ya snooze ya looze ciao
yoyo - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:01pm)
binettifan - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:07pm)
binettifan - hi PET
binettifan - is this working
binettifan - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:13pm)
binettifan - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:13pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
Warren - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:37pm)
Warren - I'm here! Who's here?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 12:55pm)
Scooby - Still there Warren?
Warren - Hey Scooby!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
Warren - I'm surprised you even came on...thought I was going to be here all by myself
Warren - Enjoy Easter?
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Warren - h
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Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 1:04pm)
Scooby - Yep. Easter was nice.
Warren - Finally!
Scooby - I keep surfing around. You know, looking for doggie porn.
Warren - Do anything special?
Warren - Can't do that stuff here
Warren - Met a 18 year old high school girl who's on the wrestling team this morning
Warren - She's 6 ft tall... 15 inch arms and 43 inch chest
Warren - And she wants to get bigger
Scooby - Oooo, robbing the cradle. You're as bad as me.
Warren - you there, Scooby?
Scooby - I first met my wife when she was 15 and I was 20 :-)
Warren - Well, she's in Seatlle.. and I'm in Houston...so haven't won her heart yet
Scooby - Girls mature so much quicker than cartoon dogs.
Scooby - How old are you Warren?
Scooby - If she's in Seattle, how did you meet her?
Warren - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 1:12pm)
Warren - Online @ Fitness Babe and Muscle Girls site chat
Warren - it was intersting chatting with her... she told me that she scares some of the guys before even the match starts
Warren - I'm 32 y.ol
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
Scooby - Wow! 32! You're almost twice her age ;-)
Warren - I know...but it was fun chatting with her... I doubt we'd ever meet in person
Scooby - Maybe we could double. I'll get Ivanka Trump.
Warren - Right...and we're both exotic male dancers
Scooby - We could give 'em the full monty.
Warren - Do anything much over the weekend?
Warren - sorry...you're lone on that
Scooby - Got a lot of exercise.
Warren - about the same here...I moved the mouse around alot
Scooby - Warren did you ever see my message board?
Warren - seriously... I cleaned the house up to sell the house
Warren - sorry.. been busy..will check it out as soon as I can
Sen - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 1:21pm)
Warren - about time you signed on Sen
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 1:21pm
Scooby - Sen!
Sen - Hi guys!
Warren - sorry but I gotta go now... 5 more minues before I have to go back to work!
Sen - Iīm lazy today.
Scooby - See ya Warren. Sen I'm lazy everyday.
Warren - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 1:24pm)
Sen - In Germany today was EasterMonday- no work :o)
Scooby - Why do you need Monday off? To recover from too much ham?
Sen - Itīs a tradional religious Celebrating Day
Sen - That my be the reason why.
Scooby - Let's talk about wrestling videos. Are you a leg scissor fan?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
Sen - Yep, you got me,
Sen - Yep, you got me,
Sen - But I like more fit-girls than fbb to do it
Scooby - Yes, me too. Do you have the Sudden Encounter Series?
Sen - I am not sure, I just formatted my HD and did not restore anything
Scooby - Sen, what is the best f/m knockout (sleeper, scissor, etc) you've ever seen?
Sen - Hard to say, but I like the one in *Mighty Quinn* which Sasha does
Sen - She scissors his rib cage and takes him out with a sleeper
Scooby - Does the guy stay out cold for a long time? What kind of sleeper is it?
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 1:42pm
Sen - He stood out about 2 minutes!
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 1:43pm
Sen - What do you thing of japanese mamba ?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
Scooby - Do you mean it took him 2 minutes to go out or he stayed out for 2 minutes?
Clepsydra - Time for tea 1:46pm
Scooby - What is Japanese mamba?
Sen - He stayed out !
Sen - http://www.bekkoame.or.jp/i/gd5564/sumo_n2.gif
Scooby - Did Sasha use a leg scissor or an arm sleeper?
Sen - both, a legsciddors and a sleeper from behind
Scooby - Is there more than one knock out on that tape?
Sen - Nope itīs the only one,
Scooby - Sen, does the knockout seem real? Look believable?
Sen - Yes it did! It was at the end of a 40 minutes Box/wrestle session
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 1:51pm
Scooby - Sen, do you know the item # for "Mighty Quinn"?
Sen - Itīs WW SLV 162
Scooby -
Sen - http://www.bekkoame.or.jp/i/gd5564/fs_04.gif
Scooby - Is this the one?
Sen - Yep, THATīs it!!!
Scooby - Sen, does the guy even try to escape or does he want to be knocked out?
Sen - The girls are beautys! He canīt escape
Scooby - Does he try to escape? Do both women put him in a sleeper at the same time?
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 1:59pm
Sen - look at his red head!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
Sen - Yes he tries but gets always cought badly in a headlock or scissor hold
Scooby - I may have to order that one.
Scooby - So that is your favorite knockout?
Sen - I like it. What do yo think about the pics?
Sen - I am sure I missed the most KO until I saw your videos
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 2:06pm)
Scooby - Have you seen SLV 61 "Burglar Buster"?
Scooby -
Sen - Hi HP
HardbodyPaul - Hey, that one to the left has some pretty legs on her!
Sen - Nope, is the pic taken from?
Scooby - This picture is from Burglar Buster. There are 2 knockouts in this one.
Scooby - Hi HBP!
Sen - http://www.bekkoame.or.jp/i/gd5564/sh1_03.gif
HardbodyPaul - I take it that the men are the one's being knocked out, Scooby?
Scooby - You got it HBP!
Sen - Looks famous.........
HardbodyPaul - I take it that the men are the one's being knocked out, Scooby?
HardbodyPaul - HaHa, that was a funny pic, Sen.
HardbodyPaul - I wish that I had some pics that you two would find of interest. But, I really don't.
HardbodyPaul - I feel a need to contribute.
HardbodyPaul - Let's see some more, Sen.
Sen - More of Mangas? Or more Japanese pics?
Scooby - SLV 108 "Gangbuster" has several knockouts.
HardbodyPaul - Where's Michelle today, Scooby?
Scooby -
HardbodyPaul - How about some Japanese pics, Sen.
HardbodyPaul - Ooh, she's tall and skinny. How about some girls with a bit more muscle on them?
HardbodyPaul - Give me some serious LEGS!
* HardbodyPaul goes ga-ga over muscular legs of all kinds on women.
Scooby -
Scooby - Tall and skinny!! :-)
HardbodyPaul - Sandy did that to me, Scooby!
Sen - Whatīs her name?
HardbodyPaul - And then she sat there laughing right at me, as she stared deep into my eyes.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
Scooby - Rose-Terri
Sen -
HardbodyPaul - There's some big legs!
Scooby - I gotta get back to work. I'll drop by a little later!
Sen - Cya Scoob!
Scooby - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 2:19pm)
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 2:20pm)
Sen - Does Sandy do things like that to you ,too?
Sen -
* Shy Guy absails in through the skylite, landing in a crumpled heap on the floor
HardbodyPaul - Yes, Sandy did, Sen. I didn't like it much though. It's just not my thing.
HardbodyPaul - Hi, Shy Guy.
Sen - Hi guy
HardbodyPaul - Wow! Not that's a gorgeous bod! She's straining too! I like that!
HardbodyPaul - Look at that bicipital vein bulding out of her arm. Mmmmm!
* Shy Guy has finished downloading Sen's picture now!
Shy Guy - Hi guys
Shy Guy - So what's happening today?
HardbodyPaul - Shy Guys, where are you from, I forget?
HardbodyPaul - Just getting ready for the work week, Shy Guy.
Shy Guy - UK, HBP
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
* Shy Guy wonders if he can talk in nothing but acronyms
HardbodyPaul - Ah, that's right, the UK. Valkyrie country.
HardbodyPaul - Give it a try, Shy Guys.
HardbodyPaul - Guy, that is.
* Shy Guy is having to dowload Sen's picture again...
HardbodyPaul - Pictures really mess you up, huh, Sen?
HardbodyPaul - They work great with my webtv.
yoyo - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 2:33pm)
HardbodyPaul - Do you like female powerlifters, Shy Guy?
HardbodyPaul - Hi, yoyo
yoyo - hello gents
Shy Guy - Ahh, back again
Shy Guy - I'm not a big FBB fan HBP, more into 'fitness chicks' I guess
yoyo - hey paul did you ever have the session with collette
HardbodyPaul - Hmm, I don't think that I have any pictures of fitness chicks.
Shy Guy - But then you spot someone like Andrulla, and you realise there ain't no hard and fast rules!
HardbodyPaul - May 15, yoyo, I'll be seeing Collette.
Shy Guy - Hey there Yoyo
yoyo - she is in montreal apr 22- end of may can't wait
yoyo - hi ya shy guy
yoyo - was reading the archives some guys were going gaga over this Paula she afbb
* Shy Guy doesn't know
yoyo - excuse me are you guys still in the house
Richard - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 2:39pm)
yoyo - there you are
yoyo - Hi richard
* Shy Guy is in the house
Richard - greetings all
Shy Guy - Hi Richard
yoyo - Shy Guy getting techno fancy
* Shy Guy likes his toys
Richard - HBP, someone told me u and i have similiar taste
yoyo - Hey HBP how about a pic of collette
yoyo - you guys share the same taste buds
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 2:41pm)
Richard - italics. what could follow
Shy Guy - wb HBP
HardbodyPaul - Hi, Richard. You must like to be lifted then.
Richard - i've been in this room when some have actually posted pics here
HardbodyPaul - http://diana.announce.com/~Andrulla/graphics/quads.jpg
yoyo - i speak a bit of italic but mostly greek
Richard - well, never done it. my mind goes more towards f/f L&C
HardbodyPaul - The most unbelievable legs that I've ever seen...Andrulla's!
HardbodyPaul - Nah, that's not really as much my thing, Richard. I prefer to be lifted myself.
* Shy Guy speaks fluent geek
HardbodyPaul - Although, any show of female strength is right up my alley.
yoyo - no Richard fbb vs fbb wrestling can you imagine KIM C. vs KARLA NELSON dare to dream
Richard - just something someone said to me here. just following up
Shy Guy - Can't follow your link HBP
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
Richard - i was more thinking about karla or nicole bodypressing pamela sue
HardbodyPaul - Hmm, let me double check it, Shy Guy.
Richard - or carrying her around in one arm
Richard - wrestling isn't particularly my thing.
HardbodyPaul - Perhaps I copied it down wrong, Shy Guy. I've got to get to work now though. See you guys later.
yoyo - The MIGHTY KARLA has done battle with NICOLE thats 2 large girls
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 2:46pm)
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 2:46pm)
yoyo - but thats where you see them pushin them selves to the limit
Richard - now if nicole or karla could bodypress each other, i'd watch
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 2:48pm)
Shy Guy - Back again
yoyo - gotta run gents Later Shy Guy practice your "geek" Bye Richard
Richard - seeing 200 pounds overhead, that would be interesting to me
yoyo - Til tommorow AH ANDRULLA
yoyo - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 2:49pm)
Richard - see u yoyo
Shy Guy - C Ya yoyo
Shy Guy - Just you, me and the clock then Richard
Clepsydra - Time for a change 2:50pm
Richard - what r ur interests?
Richard - yeap, u, me, and the clock
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 2:51pm
Shy Guy - I like strong women, especially wrestlers
Richard - well, there we agree
Shy Guy - I'm not a big muscle fan, but I make an exception for Andrulla!
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 2:51pm)
Richard - ur not so much into fbbs?
Shy Guy - Good evening Diana
Richard - hi diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, folks
Shy Guy - I generally don't like it when the muscles get too big, m or f
Richard - while ur here, i have a question/problem i'd like to ask about
Richard - i'm more partial to the big muscle women. the bigger the better
Richard - but i'm not interested at all in male bbs
Shy Guy - That's the great thing about this site, it accomodates many tastes
Richard - but there seems to be a large number of people here that don't seem to be as tolerant
Shy Guy - No, they're just loud so you notice them
Diana the Valkyrie - Right, SG
Shy Guy - Did everyone's favourite Valkyrie has a good Easter break?
Diana the Valkyrie - But intolerance is still a constant surprise
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine, thank you
Richard - while looking at the bulletin boards, after looking at about 20, i freeze up. this is coming thru AOL.
Diana the Valkyrie - Which browser, which version?
Richard - 3.0. i haven't noticed it when i come thru netscape, but i may not have looked at as many
Richard - oh, and i can't tolerate the intolerant
Richard - AOL
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
Richard - it maybe my computer, AOL, or u. i just wanted to mention it to u
Richard - if other people have mentioned the same problem
Diana the Valkyrie - No-one else has reported this, I guess it's your end, I'd guess the browser has a memory leak.
Richard - i'll come in thru netscape and try it. that might help with the diagnosis
Shy Guy - I got a new Email address Diana, I am now ScissorsSissy@innocent.com!
Richard - well, i'm going to wander off. see u Shy Guy, Diana
Shy Guy - I tried for ShyGuy, but some inconsiderate person had beaten me to it
Richard - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 3:04pm)
Shy Guy - c Ya Rich
Shy Guy - I may Email him, see if he's still using it...
Diana the Valkyrie - I saw - what's innocent.com?
Diana the Valkyrie - How about "Shy Bloke"
Shy Guy - It's a free Email address with iName
Shy Guy - It forwards Email to my current address
Diana the Valkyrie - Or "Shy Chap"
Shy Guy - They're just now the same without the assonance
Diana the Valkyrie - Bashful Bloke
Shy Guy - Hey, success, I just tried the name with an underscore, Shy_Guy, that one's still free
Shy Guy - Oh, alliteration, I like that
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, it allows spaces? How about using two spaces then?
Diana the Valkyrie - Then the other bloke would get all your email
Diana the Valkyrie - Except the people you told about the two spaces
Shy Guy - Oops, sorry, I don't think it takes spaces
Shy Guy - All I need now is a first name with F, and BashfulBloke becomes an FBB!
Shy Guy - Or course, the new name won't fit in the chat room any more....
Diana the Valkyrie - Ferdinand
Shy Guy - I dunno, just doesn't work for me
Diana the Valkyrie - Fergus
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
Shy Guy - 'Fearless' to confuse everyone?
Diana the Valkyrie - Faith
Diana the Valkyrie - Fickle
Shy Guy - Fickle?! Who's been telling stories?
Diana the Valkyrie - Festering?
Diana the Valkyrie - Fantabuloso?
Shy Guy - And you can save 'Flatulent' for Scooby
Diana the Valkyrie - Fantabulosa?
Manzuri - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 3:19pm)
Manzuri - Greetings, Diana
Manzuri - Greetings, Shy Guy
Shy Guy - Evening Manzuri
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Manzuri
Manzuri - It's been a while, Diana
FabulousBashfulBloke - Nickname changed
Diana the Valkyrie - yes, where've you been?
Diana the Valkyrie - Fantabulosa
Manzuri - Been too busy working, Diana, but now I am cutting back a bit
FabulousBashfulBloke - Sounds too much like a sort drink to me Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - "Fabulous" doesnt mean what you think it means
Diana the Valkyrie - No, it's the word that Julian and Sandy used.
FabulousBashfulBloke - What do I think it means?
Diana the Valkyrie - Retiring, Manz?
Diana the Valkyrie - You think it means "wonderful" ?
Manzuri - Boy, I wish
FabulousBashfulBloke - Could do. It's just one of those PR words you see with stage names
FabulousBashfulBloke - 'The Fabulous
FabulousBashfulBloke - 'The Fabulous
FabulousBashfulBloke - I hate hitting instead of
Diana the Valkyrie - The griffin was fabulous
* FabulousBashfulBloke stamps his feet and curses
Manzuri - Why the name changes, Shy?
FabulousBashfulBloke - And I hate losing words I type, does every < > pair become an HTML tag?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes
FabulousBashfulBloke - I just became an FBB!
Manzuri - This instant?
Manzuri - How did you do that?
FabulousBashfulBloke - Absolutely, a quick name change was all it took!
Manzuri - Did any parts change?
FabulousBashfulBloke - Not yet, I think it takes quite a bit of working out for that to happen!
FabulousBashfulBloke - And maybe an operation too
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
Manzuri - Lots of slicing and diceing?
FabulousBashfulBloke - I don't think Diana like the Fabulous though....
Diana the Valkyrie - Fantabulosa
FreneticBashfulBloke - Nickname changed
FreneticBashfulBloke - So why was the Griffin fabulous Diana, is that as in fable?
Diana the Valkyrie - You know about El Frenetico?
Diana the Valkyrie - That's what fabulous really means
FreneticBashfulBloke - Not yet
Diana the Valkyrie - I have a bunch of video clips from "ElFrenetico and Go-Girl"
FreneticBashfulBloke - The BashfulBloke of Fable works for me, probably better than Wonderful, I'd need an ego for that one
FreneticBashfulBloke - Sounds like a mexican wrestling movie
Diana the Valkyrie - A bloke without an ego? Are you sure you didn't drop out of Oz?
FreneticBashfulBloke - You hadn't notice my munchkinlike tendencies?
* FreneticBashfulBloke starts singing a song about yellow bricks
Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 3:36pm)
* Diana the Valkyrie offers him a lozenge
Diana the Valkyrie - hi, Scooby
* FreneticBashfulBloke wonders if the Mexicans ever made any movies with female wrestlers...
Scooby - Hello chaps.
FreneticBashfulBloke - Hey there Scooby
* Scooby sniffs the bloke and decides to steal his blanket.
FranticBashfulBloke - Nickname changed
* FranticBashfulBloke makes a dash for the blanket
Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 3:40pm)
Scooby - Hey Diana, I got a question for you. Greenroads has written a comic book and is looking for someone to illustrate it for free. Would you know of anyone who might be interested in doing this for the sheer love of it?
* FranticBashfulBloke grabs the blanket while scooby was away...
FranticBashfulBloke - Diana, is therw anything I can do to kill those duplicate names up top
Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 3:42pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - If you wait, they'll evaporate.
Scooby - Green really wants me to do it but I know that I will never have the time.
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 3:42pm
* Diana the Valkyrie realises that Scooby might be able to draw. Hmmmmm.....
* FranticBashfulBloke ties his blanket around his neck. Cunningly disguised as a cape, the dog will never spot it
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
Diana the Valkyrie - I've made a Gallery of Tickling
Scooby - I guess that means no, Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know anyone, but ask on the Artists message board
Scooby - I told Green to do that.
Diana the Valkyrie - That's the best way
* Scooby tugs on the blanket strangling the bashful one.
Diana the Valkyrie - What a pretty shade of purple
* FranticBashfulBloke falls over, unable to breathe
Diana the Valkyrie - Quick, loosen his trousers
* FranticBashfulBloke utters 'Trousers?' in a hoarse whisper
Diana the Valkyrie - Tight trousers, the curse of humankind.
* FranticBashfulBloke twists himself rounds to face the dog, no longer choking
* Scooby makes off with the blankie!
* FranticBashfulBloke cries in frustration
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh dear, no blanket and no trousers!
FranticBashfulBloke - Diana, do you know any good ways to booby-trap a blanket
Diana the Valkyrie - Not your day, is it?
* Scooby begins to scoot on the blankie.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bitter Aloes
FranticBashfulBloke - A Scooby-trap would be even better
* FranticBashfulBloke looks to see where his trousers went
* Diana the Valkyrie whistles innocently
Scooby - Scooby falls asleep on the blankie.
* FranticBashfulBloke glares at scooby, if not the Valkyrie, surely he must have taken them
* Scooby zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
* FranticBashfulBloke wraps scooby up in the blanket and ties a secure knot
Scooby - mfmfmfmfmmmmmmmmmmfmfmfmmmmmmmmmfff
FranticBashfulBloke - /me suspends the blanket from the light fitting
Clepsydra - Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? A: Only 1, but you have to cut a hole in the skirting board for it to get in. A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
Diana the Valkyrie - Watch out, I think he's going to ....
* FranticBashfulBloke feels picked on, even Clepsy jumps on his schemes
* Scooby *farts*
* FranticBashfulBloke has a choking fit
FranticBashfulBloke - Erm, you can keep that blanket too Scoob....
* FranticBashfulBloke wonders how many blankets he will need to buy to regain his security
* Diana the Valkyrie get out the lavender spray
Scooby - be back in a few.
FranticBashfulBloke - C ya scoob
* FranticBashfulBloke pulls a spare pair of baggy shorts out of his anorak
FranticBashfulBloke - You never know when they'll come in handy
Diana the Valkyrie - When are you going to get out the spare blanket?
FranticBashfulBloke - Do you think the coast is clear now?
Diana the Valkyrie - maybe you should pull out the fake blanket
FranticBashfulBloke - Hmmm, I must remember to pack that next time
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 4:07pm
* FranticBashfulBloke pulls his last spare blanket out of the anorak, and conceals it on his person
FranticBashfulBloke - Diana, when are we going to get a gallery of Clepsy posing?
FranticBashfulBloke - or is she shy also?
Diana the Valkyrie - In the fullness of Time
Diana the Valkyrie - When the Time is ripe
Diana the Valkyrie - At the appropriate juncture
FranticBashfulBloke - not in the near future then
Diana the Valkyrie - When the indications are apposite
FranticBashfulBloke - I'm curious as to what sort of a clock she is, at first glance she is the high-tech digital type
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 4:12pm
FranticBashfulBloke - But then the chimes straight out of the 18th century....
Diana the Valkyrie - She's a coffee lounge clock
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 4:14pm
FranticBashfulBloke - Ahh, that may be a rare breed I have not encountered before
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
FranticBashfulBloke - Does she have a calendar function?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, that hasn't been invented yet
Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 4:17pm)
Scooby - Will Clepsy put out?
Diana the Valkyrie - She isn't clockwork, you know
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 4:17pm
* FranticBashfulBloke protects his last blanket
Scooby - C'mere Clepsy, let me buy you a drink.
* Scooby puts his hand on Clepsy's thigh.
* Scooby sticks his tongue in Clepsy's ear.
FranticBashfulBloke - Careful Scooby, you never know when Hudor may be lurking
Diana the Valkyrie - A dog trying to make time with a clock?
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 4:20pm
Scooby - Diana, will you still make a copy of my tapes in PAL for PeepingTom?
Diana the Valkyrie - Sure
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
Scooby - Your tapes are already done. Just waiting for the next post office trip.
Diana the Valkyrie - have to borrow the station wagon, huh?
Scooby - Where did the frantic one go?
Scooby - When I walk in to the post office it's like I'm bringing home the groceries.
* FranticBashfulBloke was safely stowing his blanket in a different room
Snoopy - Nickname changed
Snoopy - From now on I will be Snoopy. Sod the consequences.
* FranticBashfulBloke has the sinking feeling he has already lost his blanket, maybe he should collect something else instead
Snoopy - That was very British, wasn't it?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, don't Americans say that then?
Snoopy - Nope. Only foreigners.
Snoopy - I feel like a new cartoon puppy!
Diana the Valkyrie - Funny, I've never heard a foreigner say that
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Nickname changed
Sparky the Gay Dog. - woof.
FranticBashfulBloke - What a happy looking dog
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Diana, can you believe somebody came in the chatroom last night and wanted to talk about female muscle?!?!? Like, yeah, whatever....
Diana the Valkyrie - How did you handle it?
Sparky the Gay Dog. - We pride ourselves in blabbing on and on about nothing.
FranticBashfulBloke - I trust you gave them a good talking to Sparky
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you take his name?
Sparky the Gay Dog. - It was a she.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
FranticBashfulBloke - Well, I'd better go cook some dinner. Catch y'all later
Diana the Valkyrie - bye
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Dinner? I just ate lunch...
FranticBashfulBloke - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 4:47pm)
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Well, once again we're left with a Valkyrie and a dog.
Sparky the Gay Dog. - And a gay dog to boot.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 4:48pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - not forgetting the clock
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 4:48pm
Sparky the Gay Dog. - T9, did the tape come today?
TomNine - I haven't even checked my mail, Scoob. Hello, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, T9
TomNine - Yes! One copy of that classic "Second Cumming" in the mail. Thanks, Scooby.
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Spank well my friend!
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Do you like the design of my flier?
TomNine - Nice looking track list, too Sparky. Have you considered a career in the publications field?
Sparky the Gay Dog. - *sigh*
TomNine - Nice looking track list, too Sparky. Have you considered a career in the publications field?
Sparky the Gay Dog. - That's what I do T9.
Diana the Valkyrie - Do you think he's good enough to be trained as an artist?
TomNine - What did Toni Tennille do on Fantasy Island? I hope she didn't hurt the poor Captain.
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Diana, I have my comics here at work. Do you want me to scan some and send them to ya?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Toni Tenille beats up some guy. I think he played on Bewitched.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes please
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Darren perhaps?
* Diana the Valkyrie thinks about a Gallery of Scooby's Sisters
TomNine - Sparky, have you seen "Strange Days"?
TomNine - Mr Tate?
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Strange Days is appearing on Volume 3. Angela Bassett can punch and cuff me any day!
TomNine - Absolutely! All through "What's Love Got t DO With It" I was praying for Angela to kick Ike's ass.
Sparky the Gay Dog. - In college I had a comic strip class. The professor was Frank Stack aka "Foolbert Sturgeon". He was the first underground comic artist even before Robert Crumb or Gilbert Shelton.
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Anyway I drew these comics back in 1990 for his class. If you were politically correct he'd flunk ya.
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Tom, pop in the tape and you can give me live feedback as you watch!!
* Diana the Valkyrie gets a box of Kleenex handy
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Diana, can I send it to you as a .tif or do you want a jpg or what?
MikeRex - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 5:10pm)
TomNine - Got it running, Sparky.
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Cool T9! Gimme feedback scene by scene!
Sparky the Gay Dog. - How sucky is the picture quality? Hi Mike!
MikeRex - hiya all
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Tom, if you mainly like "fighting" the first two hours are a bit slow. The action picks up considerably during the last 4 hours.
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 5:13pm
TomNine - Hello, MikeRex.
MikeRex - Hi Tom
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
MikeRex - It's my first time on this thing, so please be patient
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 5:15pm
MikeRex - Who's Clepsydra. A Live Bomb?
Clepsydra - A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Clep is the clock.
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 5:17pm
MikeRex - Clepsydra, I take it you've fallen in love recently?
Clepsydra - "My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
TomNine - Sparky, I do look forward to the "fighting". The first X-files clip's ending doesn't do much for me, nor does the neck-slashing in Deadly Innocents.
MikeRex - So who 'real' here?
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Keep in mind T9, you gotta start out slow and work your way up to the climax. I can't have you with an empty sac in the first 15 minutes.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 5:18pm
MikeRex - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 5:22pm)
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Hello?...
TomNine - There goes MikeRex...
Sparky the Gay Dog. - Well, Tom, what about Modesty Blaise or Commando Squad? Anything do somethin for ya?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
TomNine - Modesty Blaise has "Made For TV In The 70s/80s" written all over it, okay but nothing like the earlier movie where everything is sooo kinky.
TomNine - After that, I lose track of what movie I'm on.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 5:32pm)
Cartman - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 5:32pm)
wb270 - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 5:32pm)
Scooby - The next few scenes are from Commando Squad with Kathy Shower.
wb270 - Hi folks
Cartman - Modesty sucked I was really dissapppointed by it, the fight was crap
wb270 - there was a made for TV Modesty Blaze movie?
Scooby - Hey Eric. Cammando Squad had one awesome scene where Kathy breaks his neck with his rifle.
Cartman - Ann Turkel was not as good in the role as I would have thought
Scooby - Modesty (the 80's version) kinda sucks. But she does look good in that dress.
Cartman - Commando Squad is very weak nonoe of the fights look realistic and the girl is a falt chested turn off
Scooby - Hey wb!
TomNine - Hello wb, Catman.
Scooby - falt chested turn off? KATHY SHOWER????? I donated half my sperm to her in the 1980's!!!
Cartman - Hope Carlton now there is a bird
Cartman - she was grear in Bloodsausage or whatever it was
TomNine - Okay, Commando Squad isn't too bad, at least plenty of scenes.
TomNine - Just that one scene is Backlash: Oblivion 2?
Cartman - Diana are you there??
wb270 - Where do you find all these old B movies Scooby?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
Scooby - There are two scenes from Backlash. The first one is where she cuts his penis off. the second one is with Julie Newmar.
Scooby - wb, I search for them everywhere and people send me a ton of contributions. Are you interested in viewing my tapes?
Scooby - Bloodsausage?
Scooby - Where ya at now Tom?
Cartman - Yeah or was it Bloodsausage II?
Cartman - I now seen the Southpark with the lesbo teacher
wb270 - I guess I would be Scooby, but I hardly know when I'd have a chance. The kids stay up later than I do now.
Scooby - Kathy Shower could kick Hope Maries butt.
TomNine - Just finished Dallas Connection. Julie Strain is a true Amazon, too bad she resorts to gunplay in the end.
Scooby - wb, when do you get a chance to do all your female wrestling stuff?
Cartman - What the FUG did you see Hope in the film, she was kickin that guy to death, showeer was a well a shower, couldn't fight at all
wb270 - I've been sort of looking for Ballistic, but it doesn't seem to be in any of the video rental places
Cartman - dallas Conn sux
Scooby - The lesbo teacher was played by Natasha Henstridge the Species chick.
Cartman - It's all on Scoob's tapes, assisted by Moi WB
Cartman - and she killed Kenny
Scooby - I liked Dallas Connection. A bullet hole right between the eyes really does something for me. That, along with post mortem conversation.
TomNine - I adore Rachel McLish, but I don't think Hollywood knows what to do about her. In Ravenhawke the camera will linger on her biceps one minute, the crazy editing distracts from it.
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 5:52pm
Scooby - Ravenhawke was a severe lwaste of potential. Like I said, it's a slow start T9. It gets better.
TomNine - Dallas Connection also included those credits, showing that the entire Sideris family was on the payroll for it.
Scooby - wb, you gotta see Ballistic before you die!!!!
Scooby - No kidding!! How many fuggin Sidaris' are there??? They really shouldn't be allowed to reproduce!!!
Cartman - Sidaris is a funny bloke, he has such a problem with gals who can fight and yet he loves all the gunplay stuff
Cartman - A few fights and he would double his audience
Scooby - And what the hell is the difference between Andy Sidaris and Drew Sidaris?
Cartman - But he has caused us all so much dissappointment, ad then again there are films like Vendetta whcih havge guns on th ebox but are pure fight sstuff
Scooby - Sidaris should be hung by his nads.
Scooby - Cartman, did you kiss a girl over the weekend?
Cartman - He is just an oily foreigner
Scooby - Where are you at T9?
Cartman - Is that rhetorical?
Cartman - I posted it to Di but she isn't here
Scooby - Sidaris is not an American name. He belongs somewhere in Europe with the rest of you foreigners.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
TomNine - Past the Wicked Lady pillow scene and the Chained Heat hot tub scene...
Cartman - Don't call me Bloody Foreigner
Scooby - Probably not a lot of excitement for you fight fans. Even I regret putting that Wicked Lady scene on there.
wb270 - How about limey bastard?
Scooby - What's next T9?
Cartman - It was not the worst
Cartman - that's ok
Scooby - Cartman, what was the worst scene on Volume 2?
Scooby - We need to make a top 3 worst list.
Cartman - I haven't viewd it over the weekend too much of the real thinkg so I can't rememeber
Cartman - Didn't I say before?
sub - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 6:03pm)
wb270 - so what movie do I have to see if I don't see any other?
Scooby - Ballistic!
sub - hi guys
Scooby - subber!
wb270 - Why is it so hard to find if it is so good?
Cartman - WB are you more into F/F or F/M?
Scooby - wb, the better it is, the harder it is to find!
Cartman - Up Periscope Sub!
wb270 - probably f vs m
wb270 - It's not hard to make more tapes, if the movie is popular, is it?
wb270 - I might even be willing to buy it
Cartman - for F/F there is the Insiders and Vendetta, hard to say for F/M I would day Model By Day and Sweet Justice
Scooby - wb, you oughtta start by buying my compilations. You get a hundred different movies for the price of a few rentals.
wb270 - Are Model by Day and Sweet Justice MA films? I usually don't care for those
Scooby - T9! Where ya at?!?!?!?
Cartman - WB Scoobs Comps are the best I have given away most of my other tapes now
Cartman - MBD and SJ are mostly MA it is true
Cartman - So is Ballistic tho
wb270 - How do I buy your tapes scoob?
TomNine - Hello, sub. "Deadly Weapons" is one big fetish festival, isn't it Scooby.
Scooby - wb, I'm asking $10 for Volume 1 (5 hours) and $20 for Volume 2 (6 hours). Just send me an e-mail with your request.
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 6:10pm
wb270 - I don't think of Cory as exactly an MA type
wb270 - what's your e-mail address?
Cartman - Cory does MA in Ballistic, I don't knoew where you draw the line tho, in one sense any fighting skill is MA and much wrstling has a lot in comomon with Judo etc
Scooby - Tom, did you get to Nemesis 4 yet?
wb270 - yes but a lot of the explicitly MA movies are pretty silly, and totally improbable
Scooby - Ballistic is not as MA as Model by Day or Sweet Justice.
Cartman - WB you are right I suppose to a point but many films that are enjoyabe are implausible
TomNine - I went to pause just as Nemisis 4 was starting. Going back to it now.
Scooby - Asian MA films are ridiculous.
Scooby - Will somebody please tell me how you jump in the air 50 feet?
Cartman - Some Asian films are ok but O agree by and large
Cartman - jump off a cliff
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 6:15pm
Cartman - or out of a plane travelling at 49 feet
wb270 - The asian MA movies are usually just plain silly. I watched a Van Damme movie with Lisa and we nearly had a fight about it.
Scooby - Well wb, someone has just offered to pick up your tab. All you need to do is send me your mailing address and I'll send you copies.
Cartman - Lisa could do serious damage with her MA
wb270 - thanks, whoever it was, but I'll be glad to pay my own way.
wb270 - Perhaps so, but the movie was silly Cartman
wb270 - Not that the various participants weren't skilled martial artists
wb270 - but the plot devices were silly to the point of pain
wb270 - at least there weren't any trampoline stunts in the movie though
wb270 - Frankly Lisa could do serious damage without her MA too, since she is really a good athlete, and a very strong woman
Scooby - Gotta go folks! T9, enjoy the tape. wb, send me an e-mail. Cartman, same bat time.
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 6:20pm
Scooby - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 6:20pm)
wb270 - I'll sen you an e-mail. I gotta go too. bye
wb270 - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 6:20pm)
sub - cya Scoob, wb
TomNine - So, who's left? sub?
sub - i'm here. T9
sub - sorry i'm quiet. recovering from a rough first day back to work
TomNine - I just got Scooby's second compilation tape and he wanted me to watch and respond. Kinda complicated for a simpleton like me.
sub - how so, T9?
TomNine - Has anybody at work asked what you did on your time off? I bet your response is less than honest!
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 6:26pm
sub - yer right, T9. almost total fabrication
Diana the Valkyrie - People ask me what I do, it's kind of hard to explain.
sub - even had to come up with a reason for borrowing sombody's camcorder
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you give them a copy of the tape?
Cartman - Di did ypou get my photo?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, was I expecting it?
sub - no, Lovely Diana. i lied like a rug
TomNine - Diana, don't you have other things going on? I know this site is time-consuming, but your other work must provide sufficient cover.
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 6:28pm
Cartman - erm no it was sent by e mail about 20 minutes ago
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 6:29pm
Diana the Valkyrie - I know a guy who is a rug
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 6:30pm
sub - potentially lucky guy
TomNine - How is a man like a carpet?
sub - dunno, T9
Diana the Valkyrie - I know a guy who is a rug
TomNine - If it's laid properly, you can walk all over it for years.
sub - :^)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 6:38pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I do some consulting
sub - wb, Mighty Diana
TomNine - So, where are the chicks?
Diana the Valkyrie - Carty, what am I supposed to do with this picture?
Cartman - well I was hoping you'd post it here
Cartman - aint she sweet?
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 6:40pm)
Cartman - She'd really like to make it big in showbiz or modelling
TomNine - Bman!
sub - hi Bman
Diana the Valkyrie - Of, so it's your picture?
Cartman - and I think the guys wouold like her
Blasterman - Hello everyone!ut oh,I've got vics color.
* Diana the Valkyrie is confused
TomNine - Cartman, why don't you post it yourself?
Cartman - no I don't own hte pictre, I haven't posted it hre because I don't know how
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, it's esay, Cartman, didn't you read what I put on the clubhouse page?
Blasterman - Don't be confused Diana ,let us rub your feet and relax you.
Cartman - No
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 6:45pm
Blasterman - Almost the 15th sub.
Diana the Valkyrie - You do / link http://www.etc etc etc
sub - you'll have a great time, Bman
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 6:46pm
TomNine - Anything significant about the 15th, taxes aside?
Blasterman - really?I never enjoyed paying taxes before.
sub - excuse me, Bman. i was thinking of something else
Diana the Valkyrie - The Ides of April?
TomNine - April is the cruelest month.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, the Ides aren't on the 15th in April, are they.
Diana the Valkyrie - That's only in March, May, July and October
Blasterman - I'm all lit up tonite.I always get nervous the night before a big sales trip.
Diana the Valkyrie - In fact, it's the Ides of April today!!
Diana the Valkyrie - What do you sell?
Blasterman - I thought you knew Di.Jewelry.
Diana the Valkyrie - I forgot.
Diana the Valkyrie - Cartman, your email hasn't arrived yet.
Blasterman - You guys are quite tonite.Eat too much yesterday?
Cartman - ok, i may be having some e mail probs, anyway g'night
Blasterman - quiet
TomNine - Still looking for those hidden eggs, Bman. Where are you going on this sales trip?
sub - 'night, Cartman
Blasterman - Time for a joke?
Clepsydra - Q: How many people does it take to throw away a one WATT bulb?? A: Five. A Black, a Jew, two women, and a cripple...
Blasterman - Cleveland,Columbus,Dayton,and Cinn.
Blasterman - Lady Victoria is in Dayton.Hmmm.
TomNine - Ah, Ohio in the springtime.
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 6:59pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 7:00pm
Blasterman - yes then South in may.Atlanta,Charlotte,
TomNine - Mmmm, iron Belles territory.
Blasterman - Cheryl Harris is in Atlanta, Charlotte has a great vip club.
Blasterman - I met Cheryl,and Sharon Marvel last trip down there.
Blasterman - New York is still the best playground for a traveling salesman though.
Diana the Valkyrie - England is lovely in spring.
Diana the Valkyrie - We had snow last night
Blasterman - Diana I've begun research to see if there are customers to see in London.I have one customer there now called Kojac Imports.
SG - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 7:07pm)
TomNine - I wish my job had me travel more. Oh, that good expense account life!
FeebleBashfulBloke - Nickname changed
sub - hi SG
TomNine - SG, welcome.
Blasterman - Hi SG
FeebleBashfulBloke - Hi all
Blasterman - I'm going to change into my blue clothes.
Blasterman - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 7:09pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Feeb
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 7:10pm)
Blasterman - Hi FBB
FeebleBashfulBloke - wb Blast, didn't recognise you there for a moment!
TomNine - What was the problem, Bman, suddenly overcome by the urge to be tickled?
Diana the Valkyrie - Travelling on business isn't fun, T9
Blasterman - I didn't want vic to see me in his pants.
Blasterman - No it's not.It can be lonesome .......except for a few hours.
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 7:14pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 7:15pm
TomNine - At least a business trip is a change of pace.
Blasterman - I need an fbb to travel with me.Carry the luggage,push the sample cases...
Steel - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 7:19pm)
Blasterman - Hi steel
FeebleBashfulBloke - Hey Steel
Steel - hi blast
Steel - hi fbb...hello all
sub - hi Steel
Steel - what's going on
Blasterman - Where are you from Steel?
Steel - orlando, the land of the mouse
wb270 - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 7:23pm)
wb270 - Hi folks
sub - wb wb
Blasterman - Hi wb
FeebleBashfulBloke - Evening wb270
wb270 - I've got to make a business trip to Toronto next week. Not particularly looking forward to it, although I do like Toronto
wb270 - won't be too bad, all I've got to do is present a paper
Steel - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 7:25pm)
Blasterman - Any ladies to wrestle in Toronto wb?
wb270 - several, but I doubt I'm good enough for Zee
Blasterman - Really!There that good up there ?
TomNine - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 7:27pm)
FeebleBashfulBloke - Are you an accomplished wrestler yourself wb?
wb270 - Zee may be just about the best in the world
FeebleBashfulBloke - wb T9
wb270 - not particularly accomplished, but I do beat some women on strength and size
TomNine - I would really be afraid to wrestle Zee.
Blasterman - Zee does Diana have a gallery of her?
TomNine - Yes, there is a Zee gallery.
FeebleBashfulBloke - I'd love to meet Zee and talk MA, but combat is completely out of the question!
wb270 - A dozen years ago, when Zee had just arived in this country, a guy told me that he was afraid that Zee might really hurt somebody - not intentionally. she just smashed some girls ankle in a judo tournament I believe
Blasterman - What are her size stats?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 7:30pm
TomNine - And Zee has a pretty good homepage, too.
wb270 - Aee has a messageboard and a website
wb270 - I have her listed at 5-4, 175 lb.
TomNine - I'm with you feebs, I'd rather take Zee out to dinner then watch her beat up some other guy.
Blasterman - 5 4 175!!!I've never heard of that! I assume no fat right?
wb270 - Of course the guy who told me that Zee might hurt somebody, was a pretty bad fellow himself
wb270 - not a lot of fat anyhow. She's not a BB, strengthly a martial arts and strength athlete type
wb270 - strictly
wb270 - the guy who told me that Zee might hurt somebody was in for Murder 1 the last I knew
TomNine - She's a very sturdy girl, a blonde fire-plug.
Blasterman - This Zee has me intrigued.
Diana the Valkyrie - Zee has been to the chat room a couple of times.
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 7:36pm
* go to
TomNine - I remember somebody (wb?) asking Zee about other Toronto wrestlers. Her response wasn't exactly charitable.
wb270 - yes she has, but she wasn't complementary to the other girls in Toronto who wrestle
* TomNine finally beats wb to the punch!
* FeebleBashfulBloke gives T9 a belated round of applause
* go to http://webhome.idirect.com/~lutador/pitbullwb270nu/
Blasterman - I would love to tangle with a powerfull package like Zee.
wb270 - go to http://webhome.idirect.com/~lutador/pitbull/
FeebleBashfulBloke - wb falls foul of the / me translator again
TomNine - The slash me thing foils wb again.
wb270 - you and your damn filters DV
FeebleBashfulBloke - Blast, I think you really have to be into MA before thinking of a tussle with Zee
* TomNine salutes Feebs on his quick response!
FeebleBashfulBloke - Thanks T9!
wb270 - actually she isn't mean, and I have heard from some ordinary blokes who hafe had an enjoyable session with her
FeebleBashfulBloke - From what I had read, I thought she olny did competitve stuff
FeebleBashfulBloke - My mistake
wb270 - Zee is well spoken, intelligent, and perfectly nice, but blunt and outspoken to the point of pain
TomNine - What do you like Bman? An FBB, MA Skills, feminine appearance, raw power, size?
Blasterman - Sounds like we'd get along.
wb270 - only competitive, but she doesn't necessarily insist on killing you, I don't believe. She'll probably be happy to give you a lesson
Blasterman - All of the above T9!
wb270 - then look at her picture before you go to Toronto
TomNine - Zee was very nice the times I talked with her here.
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 7:44pm
FeebleBashfulBloke - I thought to be competitive with Zee, you would have to be somewhere beyond a black belt in some MA though!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 7:45pm
Blasterman - Be back guys.
Blasterman - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 7:45pm)
FeebleBashfulBloke - Later Blast
wb270 - she wrestles. I don't think she does any sensual stuff, but I think she'll probably do demos or lessons that fall short of killing you.
TomNine - Feebs, if you survived Sonia I'm sure you could make it through an hour with Zee. Assuming you don't make her angry!
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 7:48pm
FeebleBashfulBloke - Thanks T9, but I survived Sonia because she didn't even warm up on me!
FeebleBashfulBloke - That's not going to very comptitive for Zee now is it
FeebleBashfulBloke - But I would love to see an MA demo. I love MA.
Diana the Valkyrie - Needs more practice.
TomNine - FBB, you are about a foot taller than Sonia, right? I'd love to have seen that session.
FeebleBashfulBloke - I pick the ideas up real easy, I just don't have the patience to train them
FeebleBashfulBloke - Maybe once I've had some more practice T9, she wasn't even trying
FeebleBashfulBloke - But I do plan on lots of practice :Ž)
TomNine - Tonight's TV highlight seems to be "Love Boat: The Next Wave". Good thing I still have five hours left on Scooby's tape.
Clepsydra - Q: How many people does it take to throw away a one WATT bulb?? A: Five. A Black, a Jew, two women, and a cripple...
TomNine - Tonight's TV highlight seems to be "Love Boat: The Next Wave". Good thing I still have five hours left on Scooby's tape.
Clepsydra - Q: How many Paul Daniels does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "And that's magic !"
TomNine - Oh, that was worth repeating!
FeebleBashfulBloke - Hope the American's don't get the Paul Daniels joke, I would hate to think we were exporting him
Clepsydra - Q: How many people on Get Stuffed does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four. Two to trot merrily down to the shops to buy a new one, of whom person 1 then rips it unceremoniously out of its packaging and person 2 starts to do the changing, and the 2 "Mystery Chefs" to interrupt and tell us he's doing it all wrong.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 8:00pm
TomNine - I haven't gotten many of the last batch of jokes, but I'm rather dense about these things anyways.
Clepsydra - Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and another to repent. A: Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites.
FeebleBashfulBloke - Paul Daniels and Get Stuffed are British TV, unlikely to be shown anywhere else
ttt - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:02pm)
FeebleBashfulBloke - Mr Daniels is an annoying magicial we all love to hate
ttt - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:02pm)
FeebleBashfulBloke - Get Stuffed is a late night cookery program, usually live from a student flat
Diana the Valkyrie - Are you going to explain the pun?
FeebleBashfulBloke - Usually cooking something exciting like deep fried corn flakes
TomNine - Please, don't explain! That takes all the fun out of it!
sub - T9 seems to enjoy his ignorance
sub - perhaps because of its rarity. :^)
Diana the Valkyrie - bbl
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:11pm)
Blaster - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:12pm)
FeebleBashfulBloke - wb Blast
Blaster - I'm back.Where did Di go?
sub - wb Bman
TomNine - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:14pm)
Blaster - wb T9
FlakyBashfulBloke - wb T9
TomNine - Blaster, check out Zee's site?
sub - wb T9
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 8:15pm
Blaster - No I had a friend who was doing the instant messanger thing with me.
Blaster - I have a date with Sandy B in NY first week of may.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:17pm)
Scooby - Tom, how's the tape coming?
FlakyBashfulBloke - Another Sandy Fan? wb Scoob
Blaster - Hi scoob!
sub - wb Scoob
Scooby - Hi kids!
Scooby - Somebody wake up TomNine!
Blaster - Yes JF I think Sandy is really nice.
FlakyBashfulBloke - JF? I think you got me confused with someone else!
Scooby - Flaky is ShyGuy!
Blaster - sorry Flake
Scooby - TOM! YO THOMAS!!!!!!
FlakyBashfulBloke - But if we could get JK to make that same mistake....
TomNine - Scoob, I put the rest of the tape off for later. I'll leave a note on your board when I'm done. It'll probably take 3-4 sittings to get through.
Blaster - LOL Flake!
Scooby - What did you like so far?
Scooby - That is... what scene made you quit for the time being?
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 8:22pm
TomNine - I liked the Nemisis 4 stuff, much better than anything on 2 or 3.
TomNine - I was't yet compelled to stop the tape for recovery purposes, but I'm sure that will come later.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:25pm)
Blaster - Well guys,I'll see all soon again( I hope).Have a great week.
Scooby - Cool. That will "come" later. huh huh
Scooby - Cya Blast!
FlakyBashfulBloke - C Ya Blast
TomNine - See ya, Bman.
sub - have a safe trip, Bman
Blaster - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:27pm)
Scooby - I'll drop by later on. Cya.
Scooby - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:28pm)
FlakyBashfulBloke - 'Night Scoob
TomNine - Adios, Scooby.
sub - later Scoob
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 8:30pm
FlakyBashfulBloke - Hey sub, how goes the account of the meeting with Sandy?
sub - slowly, SG. in fact, i haven't worked on it in a couple days
TomNine - Yeah, sub! We are all waiting!
FlakyBashfulBloke - I was wondering if it went so well, you'd rather keep it private?
sub - no, there's plenty to tell. i've just been busy with other stuff
TomNine - Are you planning to show it to Sandy before posting it?
sub - yes, T9
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:37pm)
sub - wb, Beautiful Valkyrie
TomNine - The only thing Rayne asked me to change in my account about her is she didn't want me to report her age.
FlakyBashfulBloke - wb Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - I hate modems
* FlakyBashfulBloke wonders what the alternative might be
Diana the Valkyrie - Routers
FlakyBashfulBloke - Isn't that a news agency?
sub - i doubt Sandy will want me to change much, either. i just think that if someone were reviewing my work i'd like a chance to look at what they had to say
Diana the Valkyrie - No, that's UPS
FlakyBashfulBloke - I thought they delivered packages?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, that's storks
FlakyBashfulBloke - I thought they made margarine?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, you're thinking of Hommer's wife
Diana the Valkyrie - No, you're thinking of Homer's wife
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 8:45pm
FlakyBashfulBloke - What, the guy who wrote the Illead?
Diana the Valkyrie - Marge wrote the Illead?
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/decor/1.jpg
Diana the Valkyrie - Cartman asked me to post that for him in the chat room
FlakyBashfulBloke - No, Marge wrote the groceries list, Homer wrote the Illead
Diana the Valkyrie - So who wrote the Illiad?
Diana the Valkyrie - Was that Mrs homer?
TomNine - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:48pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - rehi, T9
TomNine - Hmmn, pretty girl, nice kick.
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 8:50pm)
Shy Guy - OK, the Illiad was written by Mr. Homer with a spellchecker
TomNine - Diana, after viewing a link is there a way to get back to chat-mode without logging in again?
Shy Guy - Oops, Mrs. Homer
Diana the Valkyrie - I just hit the back-button, it usually works.
Shy Guy - T9, what you using to browse the chat room?
Shy Guy - In IE4, if you (shift)-click a link, it opens in a new window
TomNine - WebTV. The back button throws me to wherever I was before joining the chat room.
Diana the Valkyrie - I've recently added to my list of pet peeves, people who assume that everyone else's computer works the same way theirs does.
TomNine - No new windows for me, SG.
Shy Guy - Sorry Diana, that's why asked what he was using
Diana the Valkyrie - I know, but I get so many emails from people who make that assumption.
* Shy Guy whistles innocently
Diana the Valkyrie - Some guy just asked me to use "low priority" when I replied to his email. He's assuming my mailer can do that, but it can't, because I didn't include that when I wrote it.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 9:00pm
Shy Guy - You wrote your own mailer? Wow
Diana the Valkyrie - It's because I have a lot of email, and about 80% of it is one of 10 questions.
Shy Guy - Don't worry, I'll find something original someday....
Diana the Valkyrie - "I forgot my password" and "my password stopped working" and "I can't get in" are at the top
Shy Guy - Hey, I'm slacking, I've not resorted to those yet
victim - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 9:05pm)
Shy Guy - ...yet...
Diana the Valkyrie - And then there's "Can I have a free ...." followed by some unreasonable request.
Shy Guy - Hey vic, working late?
victim - hi, all
sub - hi victim
victim - itīs 3 am here, shy...
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, victim, seen the new Gallery?
Shy Guy - working early then?
victim - no, shy...at home. no, diana, not yet. what is it?
Diana the Valkyrie - In the Transient wing, go look!
Shy Guy - My latest Sonia clip just downloaded, I'm turning in for the night
Shy Guy - 'Night all
sub - 'night SG
* Shy Guy falls asleep where he sits.....
Shy Guy - logged off. --- (Mon Apr 13 9:10pm)
victim - night, shy
victim - diana, you are cruel...
Diana the Valkyrie - Cruel? Moi?
victim - teasing me with a broken link...
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, is it?
victim - sigh
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll fix it, hang on a bit
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 9:15pm
TomNine - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 9:16pm)
victim - hi, t9
TomNine - victim, that's not your usual color!
victim - no, i feel kind of brave today
TomNine - Looking good, vic!
victim - thanx
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, try it now
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 9:24pm)
JoanneFan - subwoofer, what's up, man?
sub - hi JF
JoanneFan - Hi everyone!
sub - just hangin', JF. writing email
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, JF
TomNine - JF, how's it hangin'?
JoanneFan - Hi Diana, hangin comfy, TN,,,,
victim - hi, jf. diana, you are INCREDIBLE. kiss your feet, kind valkyrie. if you ever find any f/m pics Iīll be in heaven
Diana the Valkyrie - Now there's a Gallery, maybe we can get people to send stuff in.
JoanneFan - So everyone, what's the main topic this evening? I'm not seeing mass profanity this time, that's a good sign...
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 9:29pm
Diana the Valkyrie - That's because the dog's asleep
victim - btw: what is the forbidden world, diana?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 9:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Haven't you been there yet?
JoanneFan - probably haveing puppy dreams as we speak...
victim - nope, just saw it
Diana the Valkyrie - Go look then.
TomNine - I certainly enjoyed my visit to the Forbidden World, even without Java capabilities.
JoanneFan - "forbidden world"?
Diana the Valkyrie - Sad about that, T9, but there's some thing you just can't do without Java :-(
Diana the Valkyrie - Haven't you seen it yet, JF?
JoanneFan - If it's forbidden, I must go!
victim - wow, itīs great....come, join it, jf
Diana the Valkyrie - But it's forbidden.
JoanneFan - Where, Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - Clubhouse
victim - well, THAT will empty the chat room here
JoanneFan - That's why I must go see...
victim - hey, diana...animated, too...you are great
JoanneFan - I'm goin. Be back...
Diana the Valkyrie - See you soon, JF
victim - meet you there, jf
victim - GRRREAT...REAAAALL GREAAATTT
JoanneFan - That was funny, Diana...
victim - who is that fish anyway?
Diana the Valkyrie - It's an English play on words, victim.
victim - ..the one grinning, i mean?
Diana the Valkyrie - A "cod" means a hoax, and it means a fish.
TomNine - So without Java I'm seeing a static fish vice an animated fish, or what?
victim - thatīs why cape cod is cape cod?
Diana the Valkyrie - yes, I think so.
Diana the Valkyrie - Without Java, you should see nothing at all, Tom.
JoanneFan - Maybe I should try that again, brb....
victim - i loved that applet with the "continue" button
Diana the Valkyrie - I got it from the chap whose page it leads to, I didn't write it
TomNine - Diana, I had no problem getting to the cod.
JoanneFan - Shit!
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, you can see the cod. But ....., um, would someone like to explain it?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 9:45pm
TomNine - I don't think any explaination is needed.
Diana the Valkyrie - ok
victim - diana, is it possible to post a pic directly from my hard drive here? or does it have to be a web link?
Diana the Valkyrie - It has to be on the internet, like the web, yes
victim - and if it is from a member`s area?
Diana the Valkyrie - Then that won't work, because of the access control thing.
victim - ok, thanks
wb270 - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 9:55pm)
sub - wb wb
JoanneFan - Clepsy, Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
Clepsydra - Q: How many first-time computer users does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on.
victim - i am really overwhelmed how you care for your sheeps, diana...(like the gallery)
TomNine - wb wb.
Diana the Valkyrie - hi, wb
* victim sniffs
victim - hi, wb
wb270 - victim, if you had Microsoft FrontPage, you could probably use the personal webserver to post from your harddrive, but I wouldn't reccommend it generally
Diana the Valkyrie - because we have men trained to be able to do it for us.
JoanneFan - Because they keep breaking them with the hammers!
victim - well, wb, i keep hands off microsoft as far as possible
wb270 - hello Diana and everybody
wb270 - are you a MAC person victim?
victim - except windows
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you see the logo I put on the main page to say what io use to make it?
victim - i have a mac at the office, but a pc here. just windows and word, but not the internet explorer
wb270 - me, I haven't seen your mainpage in weeks at least Diana, maybe months
victim - same here. chat room bookmarked
Diana the Valkyrie - I use the Magic Carpet
sub - i always use the magic carpet
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00pm
Snoopy - logged on. --- (Mon Apr 13 10:00pm)
sub - hi Snoop
* Snoopy dances while Vince Guaraldi plays in the background.