Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
Hemi - hey JF where is JK?
The Saint - LOL Mike, You're alright man.....
Rhett - thanks sub
Hemi - Heineken here
Mike - i know im always right
byzHermitCrab - Hi,Rhett
The Saint - Hemi, she's waiting for me, man....
Hemi - hey byz
Mike - MGD here
byzHermitCrab - Vyborova vodka here....
Hemi - taking a break from Coronas right now
Mike - but i dont know if ill ever be alright again
byzHermitCrab - Oh! Corona! I wish I had my Corona...
sub - not surprising, Mike, since you're dead
Mike - lol thanks Sub
The Saint - Corona's,, Hemi, why take a break, man,?
Mike - thats good
Charon - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 12:04am)
Charon - Yo.
Hemi - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 12:04am)
sub - hi Charon
byzHermitCrab - Hemi,where 're you from?
byzHermitCrab - Hey,Charon !
Hemi - just needed a change i guess....kinda like an oil change you know?
Mike - hi Charon
Hemi - wilmington NC...at the beach
The Saint - Hey Charon, you sexy thing.....
Mike - hi Charon
Mike - here we go again
Charon - Hey, Mike, sub, byz. JF, I'd know that husky voice anywhere...
Hemi - weather is turning nice now....great for the beach
byzHermitCrab - Saint,CHARON ISN'T A GAL !
Charon - I really more breathtaking than sexy, Sainty-pooh.
The Saint - Charon, you are such a babe!!!!!!!!
Ghost - Nickname changed
Charon - Hi, Hemi.
Ghost - Im Baaaaaaaaaack
Charon - Rhett?
sub - wb Ghost
Hemi - Let's get this all straight....if the ladies would all kindly identify themselves it would help the room i think
Ghost - whats up JF ya dude Thanks Sub
Ghost - Im a GHOST
byzHermitCrab - WB, Ghost !
Ghost - that was squeezed dead by a FBB
The Saint - Hey Charon, I hear that you are one hot chick!
Ghost - hi HC
Ghost - JF you feeling btter man
sub - i think that Clepsy is the only Lady here, Hemi, and She's a clock
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 12:14am
Ghost - but Clepsys cool
Charon - That seems to be the conventional wisdom, Saint. Only no one will tell me if I'm hotter than Diana!
Clepsydra - It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips And pull your knees in tight. It's the pelvic thrust That really gets you insa-a-a-a-ane LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! -- Rocky Horror Picture Show
Hemi - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 12:14am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
Charon - See-ya, Hemi.
sub - you're not, Charon
byzHermitCrab - Bye,Hemi
Ghost - guess he didnt like the ide of no ladys being here bet clepsy
Charon - ...and I'm really more picturesque than hot, Saint.
The Saint - Charon, I want you, babe.....
byzHermitCrab - Yeah,The Ecclesiast. Thanks Clep.
byzHermitCrab - Hey JF, what did you smoke tonight?
Ghost - Sharon are you really that sweet
Ghost - Charon
sub - Charon is nice and thin, though
Ghost - lol lol lol just realized my mistake sorry
byzHermitCrab - ....the carpeting?
Charon - I've launched a thousand ships, Mike. They were all mine, but I launched 'em!
Ghost - you can tell whats on my mind
sub - to the point of being, well, skeletal
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 12:20am)
Ghost - now whos Mike
Ghost - lol Sub
Ghost - WB JF
Charon - And my eyes sparkle, sub. Well, really its more like glow a hiddeous blood red.
Ghost - My favorit color Charon
sub - the hood is a nice touch, i think
Ghost - with the pole of course
JoanneFan - How do I get back here ?
Charon - I've got to get a good picture of myself, that's all there is to it.
sub - wb ST
Ghost - what do you mean JF ?
Ghost - you are here man
Charon - Did we lose byz?
Ghost - he fell asleep wake him up
JoanneFan - I mean that I've been trying to get back here for 45 mins
Ghost - wow i thought you were here the whole time
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 12:24am
byzHermitCrab - I feel like having a discussion with Hot Fudge alias Cheeseburger...
Saint - Nickname changed
Ghost - yeah i thopught you were here the whole time
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 12:25am
byzHermitCrab - Thanxx,still here,Charon. Trying to become...sober
Saint - Where is that sexy, charon?
Charon - I was just off scouring the net for muscle women... as usual.
Saint - Does "Saint" really suck, or what?
Charon - The day I get a cable modem will be a good day.
Saint - I need an honest opinion....
Charon - I like JF, but that's just me, Saint-boy.
byzHermitCrab - JF,why are you persecuting Charon?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30am
sub - i also prefer JoanneFan, but it's up to you, ST
Charon - Yeah, JF. Persecutors will be violated.
Saint - I'm not, byz!
byzHermitCrab - Don't tell me you can't help thinking about another (S)Charon !
Saint - Man, I really liked, "Saint". I guess that I can't do it. SHIT!!!!!
G - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 12:32am)
Ghost - Nickname changed
byzHermitCrab - Hey G
Ghost - Jf I like better too
Ghost - Hi HC
byzHermitCrab - Wouldn't you be GERAAAAAAAAAARD? a compatriot?
Saint - You like better, Ghost?
Ghost - JF yes I do JF
byzHermitCrab - Oh ! it's you? Damned !
byzHermitCrab - (Sorry,Mike)
Ghost - what HC
Ghost - yeah thats me
Saint - What is it that you like better, man?
byzHermitCrab - MERDE ! Sorry...."G"
Ghost - Your nickname to be JoanneFan
Ghost - NP HC
byzHermitCrab - Whoever you are !
Ghost - lol
byzHermitCrab - (Merde=shit)
Saint - It really does not fit, Ghost....
byzHermitCrab - or...WHATEVER you're !
* Ghost is surprized you dont know him by now HC
Ghost - yes it does
sub - nobody says "merde" like ol' byz
byzHermitCrab - yeah...Nobody....
* Ghost slaps HC around a bit with a kipper
Saint - Ghost, please, man....
Ghost - whats wrong JF or Saint ?
Ghost - Saint you there ?
Saint - Nothing, man... I just think that I should be a better character,.
byzHermitCrab - Hey, JF, let Ghost be care for The Alien !
Ghost - well if thats who you want to be so be it Saint
Charon - Yeah, Saint, but why doesn't JF really fit?
Ghost - ill still call you more then likely JF
Saint - LOlouder!, BhC!!!!
Ghost - HC ?
Ghost - be care for the alien
Saint - Alright! I give up!
Ghost - me alien now
byzHermitCrab - JF got the "Spiritus Sanctus"....
JoanneFan - Nickname changed
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45am
byzHermitCrab - Let's worship his perfumed body !
* Ghost fly away to see some lovely legs FBB legs tommorw
Charon - Whoa, who is this stranger, and what did you do with Saint?!
Ghost - WB JF
JoanneFan - bHC, You are my kind of guy....
Hemi - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 12:46am)
sub - nice to see you in your comfortable old clothes, JF
JoanneFan - Shit!
byzHermitCrab - I knew it, JF...
Ghost - hes back
Ghost - cool
JoanneFan - Everyone knew it but me.....
byzHermitCrab - Let's try a little "romance",JF...
Ghost - God HC first Blast now JF
JoanneFan - Romance, bHC?
Charon - Feeling a little amorous, eh byz?
byzHermitCrab - .....with your fiancée...
Ghost - Uh-Oh look out
byzHermitCrab - JF.
JoanneFan - Charon, You know that you are my, BABE!!!!!
Ghost - I hope so HC
Ghost - /slar Jf
Ghost - lol lol lol
Charon - Watch out, Mike. Now he sees you coming.
* Ghost slaps JF around a bit with a kipper
Ghost - now who is Mike Charon
JoanneFan - I have to go everyone....JK is very insistant! I love it! Bye.....
* sub looks bewildered by all the gender-confusion
Charon - Later, JF.
Ghost - later JF
sub - cya JF
byzHermitCrab - you hope right,Ghost.. (although....on this site....)
* Charon reminds sub that he isn't the one in the middle of the confusion! :-)
byzHermitCrab - JOKE.
byzHermitCrab - Bye,JF !
JoanneFan - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 12:54am)
Charon - So, what was up with Blaster? Did I miss something of relevance?
Ghost - hell with it I feel like looking at a women
Ghost - http://www.massmuscle.com/kasie3.jpg
Charon - Yeah, I gotta run too. I'll see you guys when I'm better rested. Take it easy sub, byz, Ghost.
sub - 'night Charon
Charon - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 12:57am)
Ghost - you too Charon illsee ya later
byzHermitCrab - I have to go,Comrades (here's 07:00 a.m). Nice chatting with you !
sub - and with you, byz
Ghost - take care HC
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
Ghost - I feel better now that i saw a lady and thoes great legs
byzHermitCrab - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 01:00am)
Ghost - Sub did you look who it is
sub - She is a sexy one, Ghost
Ghost - thats Kasie
Ghost - yummy
sub - i know, Mike. very yummy
Ghost - Man o man o man you got that right
Ghost - you never met her yet have you Sub
sub - no i haven't, Ghost
Ghost - I recomend you see her if you get the chance do NOT pass up the chance to meet her
sub - ok, Ghost. i'll keep my eyes open for a chance
Ghost - shes a great lady mabey not into the domination thing as much as Sandy but a great wrestler
Ghost - and strong
Ghost - mabey e-mail her and ask if she will be coming out to St Louie anytime soon
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 01:06am
sub - maybe i will, Mike
Ghost - she will respond she always does shes good with her e-mails
sub - we'll see what happens, Ghost
Ghost - I hafe to E-mail her see if she has planes to come up here this year
sub - would you travel to Chicago to see Her, Ghost?
Ghost - same thing with kasie you never know and she does muscleworship and L&C too
Ghost - I might im not sure i had the chance to see her in Cleveland but didnt
Ghost - she had a lot of openings too
Ghost - why you ask
sub - Chicago's a big city, and i hear that lots of the Ladies go there often
Ghost - yes they do Kasies been there already this year
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 01:15am
Ghost - shes been all around the motercity but not here
sub - i already asked Sandy to let me know if She's going to Chicago
Ghost - Chicago is very big lots of people for the ladies to wrestle . And I wouldnt dought she will be going there unless she lready has
Ghost - already has sorry
Ghost - what she say Sub ?
sub - She said She would, and that She goes there pretty often
Ghost - I thought and so do alot of others
Ghost - if i could yes id go see Kasie in Chicago
Ghost - you do know that Kasie and Sandy are friends didnt you ?
sub - i saw that on Sandy's web site
sub - weird, isn't it?
Ghost - I didnt knw it was on her web site . They told me them selfs that they were friends
Ghost - I hafe to e-mail Kasie yet and let her know that i saw Sandy
Ghost - yes very much so Sub
sub - actually, the "weird" was in response to your private message
Ghost - 3000 miles away from each otherand yet their good friends Kasie recomended that I see Sandy
Ghost - hold on a min ill be right back gotta do something
sub - i'll bet that Sandy tells a lot of the Women about St Louis. She was almost too busy here
Ghost - She E-mailed me about it
Ghost - Ill be back in a min hold on man
sub - really, Ghost? did She say good things?
Ghost - back
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
sub - wb
Ghost - thanks Sub
Ghost - all good sub
Ghost - cool
sub - Mike, i gotta hit the hay
sub - got lots to do tomorrow
Ghost - take care Sub Ill see you tommorw
sub - 'night, Ghost
sub - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 01:32am)
Ghost - well iknow you will stop in thou
Ghost - night sub
Ghost - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 01:32am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
test boy - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 01:45am)
diedra - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 01:45am)
test boy - testing testing 1 2.
test boy - Hi Diedra
diedra - So, what all is every body up to? 'ello test boy.
diedra - Can folks read my yellow writing? I'm unsure how to change it.
test boy - Don't know. I just logged on my self!
diedra - Tell me about yourself test boy.
test boy - It's kinda hard to read! You have to go back and log on again with a different one.
test boy - Do you want to do that? then we can talk easier!
diedra - Right. Back in a sec.. Stick around.
diedra - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 01:49am)
diedra - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 01:50am)
diedra - Whew.
test boy - That's better!
diedra - So test boy, what exactly are you testing?
test boy - Now hold on a second, I'll be right back!
test boy - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 01:51am)
diedra - Clepsydra, are you there?
Clepsydra - The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add ten percent.
Little Man - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 01:52am)
diedra - Hello Little Man
Little Man - I'm back. This is my real nickname!
Little Man - So Diedra, where are you from?
diedra - Are you a bodybuilder Little Man, or just an admirer?
diedra - I'm from Scotland, but now live in Northeastern United States. When not working, I build my body.
Little Man - Oh, I just love all kinds of women. Tall strong big short, etc. I don't workout cause of my busy schedule!
diedra - Are you big and strong, Little Man.
Little Man - What part of the NE U.S.?
Little Man - No not big. But pretty strong for my size. I have a pretty good build. Use to workout alot when I was younger.
Little Man - Does it disappoint you that I'm not big?
diedra - I do like big men, but definition is what I really go for.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 02:00am
Little Man - Are you big? Height, wght, muscles?
diedra - Clepsydra, what's with the timekeeper thing?
Clepsydra - If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.
diedra - I'm not terribly big: 65 inches tall, 165 lbs, 42 inch double C chest, 13 inch arms.
Little Man - Yes I did! reply is on the way!
Little Man - Wow! Your BIG! And sorry about the problem you had tonight.
* Little Man is sad for Diedra.
* Little Man wishes he could give Diedra a hug for comfort!
Little Man - Hey D! Clepsydra is always here!
Clepsydra - You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
Little Man - I'm here to please & comfort sweet, big & beautiful D! What would you like?
Little Man - D, what part of the Northeast do you live in?
diedra - I prefer to not to say.
Little Man - OK, D!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 02:15am
Mike - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:19am)
diedra - Hey Mike, tell us about yourself.
ME - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:20am)
Mike - Nickname changed
Mike - Hi sorry just got kicked
Mike - what would you all like to know
Mike - is LM Still here ?
Mike - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:22am)
Little Man - Hi Mike, still here. Diedra, question on the way to you. Please answer.
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:26am)
Ghost - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:27am)
Little Man - http://www.massmuscle.com/muscle2.htm/tina2.jpg
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:28am)
Little Man - More on the way D! An author has to lead up to the good parts you know!
Ghost - no muscle2.HTM
Ghost - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:29am)
Little Man - Yeah Ghost! It's a special request!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 02:30am
Little Man - Thanks Ghost!
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:30am)
Ghost - http://www.massmuscle,com/tina2.jpg
Ghost - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:31am)
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:31am)
Ghost - that didnt work eather
Ghost - http://www.massmuscle.com/laura2.jpg
Ghost - http://www.massmuscle.com/kasie5.jpg
Ghost - http://www.massmuscle.com/annmar3.jpg
Ghost - http://www.massmuscle.com/mich2.jpg
Ghost - http://www.massmuscle.com/lockwood.jpg
Ghost - http://www.massmuscle.com/thea8.jpg
Ghost - http://www.massmuscle.com/and4.jpg
Ghost - that should be enough night you 2
Ghost - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:39am)
diedra - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:41am)
diedra - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:43am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 02:45am
Little Man - She left me all alone Clepsy. At least I still have you. You're always here for us.
me - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 02:46am)
me - hi lm
Little Man - http://www.massmuscle.com/kathyh1.jpg
me - now you wont talk with me
Little Man - Hi Mike, Ghost, Me!
me - lol
Ghost - Nickname changed
Little Man - Hey, I got it to work!
Ghost - how did you know
Ghost - its not really that hard
Ghost - did you see all the ones i posted
Little Man - Sorry about the private chat there pal, she wanted to keep it that way. Who am I to argue with a beautiful woman!
Ghost - How do you know shes beautiful ?
Little Man - I saw you post them but I was typing away.
Ghost - i read what she liked so that counted me out right off the bat
Little Man - Don't know if she's a beaut. Just hoping I guess. She's an fbb, how bad can she be?
Ghost - thats all hearsay
Little Man - Yeah me to but I try to help where I can.
Ghost - what the hell was she looking for ?
Little Man - Why are you pissed!
Ghost - just the way things are going right now
Little Man - OK!
Little Man - http://www.amazon.simplenet.com/st80.jpg
Ghost - plus read the archives for tonight Joanne and Jf made fun of the way i type and that didnt help matters any
Ghost - that just made me more pissed
Little Man - Yeah but she wanted to keep it private. I always respect people's wishes.
Ghost - thats not what im talking about
Ghost - hell if i was in a better mood id tell you the rest of mine
Little Man - Wait, something is on its way to you!
Ghost - but not in the mood right now . Hope so
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
Ghost - 3:00 is that all
Little Man - Don't worry about it G. It's not worth getting upset at what people say. It helps me when I just ignore it.
Ghost - well I dont know anymore
Ghost - im trying to but they had no right to say that , I read it in the archives
Little Man - I come here all the time G! What does that tell you about my life? I work and travel. Work & travel, etc.
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 03:02am
Ghost - i wasent even there
Ghost - I wish i had a job that let me travel that would be great
Little Man - How about if I tell you a true story! Will that cheer you up?
Ghost - I hope so im almost drunk and i dont even drink that much
Little Man - I was at a company meeting in Florida years ago where everyone brought their wives.
Ghost - I think i drank more in the last week then i have in the last 6 months
Ghost - thats it
Little Man - Are you in a mood for a story?
Ghost - yes sorry go a head
Little Man - Anyway, at this meeting I had to give a funny speech about one of our managers. One lady was laughing her ass off!
Ghost - and
Little Man - Afterwards she came up to me to say Hi and chat. She was married to one of our warehouse guys.
Ghost - it figures
Little Man - We talked for a while until the party ended. Then a bunch of us went to somebodies room to party some more.
Ghost - Uh-Oh
Little Man - She & her hubby were there. She kept following me around the room, touching and squeezing my butt.
Ghost - wow what happend
Ghost - she likes thoes little butts
Little Man - Her husband was sitting in a chair, real quiet and passive. She kept telling me that my cologne was driving her crazy!
Ghost - right in front of her husband ?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
Little Man - So she pushed and held me against the wall and told me she was go to do as she pleased with me.
Ghost - WOW its getting better i like this now
Little Man - I looked to see id her hubby was looking. He was. She said don't worry about him. Worry about me!
Ghost - how tall is she
Ghost - shit id be freakin if that happent in front of a ladies husband
Little Man - She flexed her bicep and told me to feel it. I did. It wasn't huge but powerful and hard.
Ghost - woody time
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 03:17am
Ghost - :)
Little Man - She said my husband will not do a thing to you cause he knows what I can do to him. He'll just sit there.
Ghost - O My god help me
Little Man - Then she said watch this. She told this big guy to come over. This guy was pretty big. about 6' 230 lbs. I know I worked with him.
Ghost - ok
Little Man - When the big guy came over she picked him up in her arms, carried him to the bed and dropped him.
Ghost - in front of all these people ?
Little Man - She was only about 5'4" maybe 130 lbs.
Ghost - shit Strong lady
Ghost - what happend man
Little Man - Yeah, with everybody watching she came back to me and carried my 150 lb body around for the next 15 minutes or so without breaking a sweat. She kept plastering kisses on my lips while she walked around with me.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 03:24am
Ghost - holycow :)
Ghost - HBP would love this story
Little Man - This is all true! She knelt down and placed me on the floor and stradled my body.
Ghost - O shit here we go Woody time again :):)
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 03:26am
Little Man - She pinned my arms & shoulders down wih her hands & elbows and started licking my face, ears and neck. My dick was as hard as a rock.
Ghost - Mine too
Little Man - She got frustrated that I was wearing a shirt & tie so she started taking them off. I looked at her husband. He was just sitting there watching while everyone gathered around to watch the show.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 03:30am
Ghost - my god how inbearising
Ghost - didnt you fight back LM ?
Little Man - She broke a few buttons off my shirt and licked & sucked on my neck. The whole time she was rubbing her crotch against mine.
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 03:30am
Ghost - the old cum in your paints
Little Man - Yeah G! I tried. I mean really tried to get her off of me. All I could do is shake her body a little side to side.
Ghost - shit i would have been fightin like crazy . But if her and myself were alone i would have loved it
Ghost - go on please
Little Man - She got tired of holding me on the floor so she stood up and said, " Let's go on the bed. It's more comfy for bouncing.
Ghost - fuck
Ghost - what did you say
Little Man - She bent down and put one hand on my torn shirt and the other on my belt buckle and lifted me up.
Ghost - Christ punch her
Ghost - in the gut
Little Man - I was asking her to please stop. She ignored me and told people that were sitting on the bed to get off. Everybody jumped right off without hesitation.
Ghost - man wernt imbearsed
Ghost - imbearesd
Little Man - Actually I was enjoying it alot. I didn't want to hit her. She put me down on the bed and jumped on me. She started bouncing the bed up and down. Our crotches were hitting and hitting.
Little Man - Then she started to lick my neck again. She gave me a hicky on the neck the size of Texas.
Ghost - yeah i would love it to but in front of all thoes people ? shit i would have pushed her away at the first sign of trouble
Ghost - lol woody :):)
Little Man - She saw that the people were watching and it bothered me so she told them to look away for a few minutes.
Clepsydra - Time for tea 03:41am
Ghost - a few minutes thats all ?
Clepsydra - Time for tea 03:42am
Ghost - did you feel more at ease without the people watching ?
Little Man - WHen they did, she kissed me, rubbed my hard dick a little. Then she put her crotch against mine and rubbed my dick with it while kissing & licking my neck. I came in my pants G!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
Ghost - Thats what I thought was going to happen like i said the old cum in the pants
Little Man - She got up and helped me to my feet. She told me to go to my room and clean up. She asked for my room #.
Ghost - wow i loved it what happend after you cum in your pants
Ghost - o my god theres more how old was this women ?
Ghost - did her husband ever devorse her
Little Man - I didn't want to tell her but she held me there until I told her. I said please come alone. She said she would.
Ghost - what happend ?
Little Man - Don't know of their still together. She was about late thirties.
Ghost - what happend
Little Man - She knocked on my door as I was just finishing cleaning up. I hadn't have a chance to put my pants back on cause she kept pounding on the door hard.
Ghost - sounds like she would have broke it down .Dam
Little Man - I opened the door with only my shirt and shoes on. She walked in and closed the door.
Ghost - your woody hanging out ? Yes ?
Little Man - When she saw how I was dressed she said, " oh good. That's how you would end up anyway in a few minutes.
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 03:52am
Ghost - what if it was not her knockin ?
Ghost - My god
Ghost - Horny women
Little Man - She held my arms against the wall above our heads and pressed her body hard against mine.
Ghost - dont ya just love em
Ghost - here we go again
Little Man - She said, "It really turns me on when I can use my strength like this on small guys.
Ghost - Iv had 3 cigs already LM since ya got to the good stuff
Ghost - can I handle it again
Little Man - She also said, " I'm sorry about what I did to you in the other room. People watching me do that is even a bigger turn on.
Ghost - that figures
Little Man - SO NOW COMES THE BEST PART G!
Ghost - Uh-Oh am i gonna die again ?
Ghost - my cig is ready man
Little Man - She bent her knees to squat down and took my dick all the way into her mouth.
Ghost - o fuck me
Little Man - She wrapped her arms around my ass and lifted me while sucking me!
Little Man - She held my body pressed high against the wall and sucked away.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
Little Man - She started maoning a little so I put my foot between her thighs and rubbed her crotch with it.
Little Man - It didn't take very long for us to cum. We practically came at the same time. She put me down, got a drink of water and kissed me.
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 04:02am
G - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 04:03am)
G - you believe i got kicked o man
G - I got back as fast as i could
G - My god man you hear from her at all today
Little Man - She said, "I hope we can meet again sometime soon. You've been real good" Then she left and I never saw her again. By the way, her name was Carol.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 04:05am
Ghost - Nickname changed
Ghost - My god help me
Ghost - FUCK ME
Little Man - THE END! This really happened Mike, no bullshit!
Ghost - imgoing nuts here man
Ghost - I believe I believe
Little Man - Did you read all of it or miss some parts?
Ghost - I know it can happen i just never thought id ever meet someone that it happend to my god man
Ghost - I got it all thanks
Ghost - Sub will like to read this
Ghost - my cigs lit
Little Man - Just wait till my next story comes out. It's as true as they come. It's kinda wierd but true!
Ghost - happen to you again ?
Ghost - or someone else this time
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 04:08am
Ghost - My God man
Little Man - It'll probably be called Nancy. Not sure yet. The story is about what got me into Tall strong amazon women.
Ghost - Im still going nuts
Little Man - The story will probably be posted to my bookshelf sometime early in the week!
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 04:10am
Ghost - thats right you travel alot lucky LM
Ghost - you get to meet all sorts of people
Little Man - Yeah I do G! I meet alot of tall women on the road. I just had a meeting in Toronto with a 6'5" chick!
Ghost - hell you wanna trade jobs for a month or so mabey two
Ghost - Yeah thats right you never told me how that went
Ghost - how was she man do tell please
Ghost - come on come on come on
Little Man - She was young and married. Lucky husband! Not much except a few drinks and touch and feel. I had to keep it all business.
Ghost - DAM
Little Man - I'll see her again soon. I'll let you know how it goes.
Ghost - I bet thats what you were thinking to
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
Ghost - holyshit
Ghost - you got me going crazey here
Little Man - She did have big hands & feet though. I'm glad she couldn't see my little woody bulging through my pants.
Ghost - lol why not I would have let her see it
Ghost - she would have then that she was turning me on
Ghost - knowen that she was turning me on
Little Man - Her ass came to just below my chest. She was wearing flat shoes that day!
Ghost - My god i thought you were 5"5" LM ?
Little Man - The next day she wore 2" heels. The ass & hips were just about at my shoulders. I wanted to just grab & bite her ass. It was right there in front of my face!
Ghost - it sounds like she was about two feet taller then you
Little Man - Yeah, I am 5'5". She had long legs and a short torso. One of those builds.
Ghost - witch only means your only 4"5"
Ghost - I love legs
Ghost - great Beautiful legs
Ghost - dont forget strong
Little Man - I don't know. All I know that her ass was practically in my face.
Ghost - whew
Ghost - sounds good to me let me know when your to meet her again Ill go too
Little Man - Next week I;m having a meeting with a black chick that I've never met. I've heard she's about 5'10" or 5'11" and big. I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost - Holy shit what do you do man
Ghost - thoes black ladies are strong as hell
Little Man - She sounds very sweet on the phone. It's also her B-Day so we're going to go out. Lucky LM!
Ghost - you got that right VERY LUCKY LM
Little Man - I'm a technical instructor for the electronics industry!
Ghost - so what do you do ?
Ghost - wow and you meet all these women doing that ?
Little Man - I teach people ( our customers) about high tech stuff!
Ghost - o ok
Ghost - so be sure to let me know what happens
Little Man - No the women a rare. But when they come for training or I go to their company, they are either beautiful engineers or tough looking factory operators!
Ghost - you still have my email address
Ghost - sounds like my kind of ladies
Little Man - Listen G! I hope I cheered you up a bit. Gotta go now I've had a long day! Yeah I got it! Mstarr, right?
Ghost - you ever been here in MI ?
Ghost - SHhhhhh i dont want everybody to know
Ghost - I better too just in case happy easter and yes you did
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 04:30am
Little Man - Yeah, I go to MI once in a while. Sorry,sorry,sorry!!!!!
Little Man - See ya later G!
Ghost - NP LM its not the whole thing
Ghost - E-mail me when your gomeing this way
Ghost - Take it easy LM
Little Man - Will do G, good night!
Ghost - Ill see you later
Little Man - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 04:31am)
Ghost - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 04:32am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Sen - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 08:10am)
Sen - Hi Clepsy, are we alone?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Steve - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 08:48am)
Steve - What sort of name is Clepsydra?
Clepsydra - The polite thing to do has always been to address people as they wish to be addressed, to treat them in a way they think dignified. But it is equally important to accept and tolerate different standards of courtesy, not expecting everyone else to adapt to one's own preferences. Only then can we hope to restore the insult to its proper social function of expressing true distaste. -- Judith Martin, "Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior"
Steve - This is WAY to slow! SEEYA!
Steve - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 08:51am)
Zorro - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 08:55am)
Zorro - Hi Clepsy!
Zorro - You & me only? Well I'm just here to play around.
Zorro -
Sen - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 08:58am)
Zorro - WOW! Kasie you beautiful power Queen! Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zorro - http://www.massmuscle.com/theab.jpg
Sen - Hi Zorrro ! WOW is she A Beauty, but think about.....
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
Sen - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/v/volante/sherr011.jpg
Zorro - Hi Sen!
Zorro - Nice pic Sen!
Zorro - I'm just playin' around a while. Just got a new PC.
Sen - aint she wonderful?
Zorro - Yeah! If only she were doing that pose in my living room! Lick, Lick!
Sen - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/v/volante/sherr007.jpg
Zorro - http://www.amazon.simplenet.com/tina018.jpg
Zorro - Ooopps!
Sen - Nice pic :o)
Zorro - Like I said Sen, if she were only here. Yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sen - Who is only where?
Zorro - http://www.massmuscle.com/kathyh1.jpg
Zorro - I meant if Sweet Sherri were only here with me now, i'd be a very happy man.
Zorro - http://www.massmuscle.com/tina2.jpg
Zorro - http://www.amazon.simplenet.com/muscle.jpg
Sen - I now what you mean, she makes me crazy
Zorro - Dam! I can't get any pics from that site to work. What am I doing wrong?
Sen - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/v/volante/sherr009.jpg
slappy - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 09:13am)
slappy - hello
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
Zorro - Sen, her face just makes me melt. Her body makes me HAPPPYYYYY!!!
Zorro - Hi Slappy!
slappy - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 09:15am)
Sen - Hi !
Zorro - Hey guys! I have to go, cya!
Zorro - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 09:16am)
Sen - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 09:17am)
Sen - Slappy, whould you liked to be slapped by Sherry?
slappy - hello
slappy - i would love to be slapped by sherry!
slappy - hello?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
slappy - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 09:30am)
slappy - hi Clepsydra
Clepsydra - Eagleson's Law: Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else. (Eagleson is an optimist, the real number is more like three weeks.)
slappy - ding dong?
slappy - i need an AMAZON to slap me around........
slappy - i don't think there are any real amozons out there .........
slappy - women with big muscles don't mix....
slappy - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 09:42am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
Rhett - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 10:37am)
Rhett - hi clep
Rhett - are you a male or female?
Rhett - hello is anyone here
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Sen - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 10:48am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 11:10am)
JoanneK - Happy Easter everyone!
JoanneK - Just wanted to say sorry for all my Stones nicknames last night.
JoanneK - Also, Ghost, for your information, JoanneFan (JF, Saint) said nothing about your typing. I did. And it was nothing terrible. I was joking around. At least I didn't come in here and call you a lard ass or say "I heard you are fat" like someone else we know.
JoanneK - Well, hopefully you all have a great Easter. Gotta go now and get ready for my day.
JoanneK - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 11:12am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
Sen - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 11:34am)
Sen - What´s up here, everybody at church ?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
Sen -
Sen - She makes me crazy !!!!!!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00pm
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 12:10pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 12:16pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
Luckygirl - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 1:00pm)
Luckygirl - Hallo Clepsydra, how are you?
Clepsydra - "He was a modest, good-humored boy. It was Oxford that made him insufferable."
Luckygirl - Clepsydra how do you mix up men?
Clepsydra - The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.
Luckygirl - So you are from Pennsylvania!
Luckygirl - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 1:04pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
Da Easter Bunny - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 1:52pm)
Da Easter Bunny - Nobody don't fuk wit da Easter Bunny. Now go find yer fuckin eggs kiddies before I kick yer asses.
Da Easter Bunny - Happy Easter everyone! Now, git off my back!
Da Easter Bunny - What the hell are you doing reading this anyway when you're supposed to be at church! Why I oughtta...
Da Easter Bunny - Go away kid, ya bother me.
Da Easter Bunny - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 1:58pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
byzHermitCrab - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 2:09pm)
byzHermitCrab - Hey, Andy ! are you lurking?
Sen - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 2:10pm)
byzHermitCrab - I'm late,sorry!
The Reaper hisself - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 2:11pm)
byzHermitCrab - Hi,Sen,hi Reaper
byzHermitCrab - ANDY ???!!!!
The Reaper hisself - You can run, but you can't hide! Where is this "Ghost" or,for that matter, DEATH?
Sen - Hi HB
The Reaper hisself - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 2:14pm)
Sen - Does anybody know if there are some good fight scences in *Last Action Hero* ?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
byzHermitCrab - Was it in one of Scooby's tapes?
Sen - Dont know, but the film started just on TV here
byzHermitCrab - I can't tell you,Sen. record it !
Sen - My VCR doesnt do this..:o(
byzHermitCrab - doesn't record ?
Sen - As Scooby told me ,I should get a new one , able to play NTSC
Sen - Nope, eats the tape while recording
byzHermitCrab - Exactly!
Sen - Do you like cute asses?
byzHermitCrab - You won't regret it !!!
byzHermitCrab - Male or female ones?
Sen - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/u/underground/under008.jpg
Sen - Are you m/f ?
byzHermitCrab - :o)))
byzHermitCrab - Thanks,I'll go there
byzHermitCrab - I' male,Sen. I was just kidding
Sen - So I am sorry that the pic is so small
byzHermitCrab - Damned ! Where's ANDY ???
Sen - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 2:25pm)
byzHermitCrab - Is it your site,Sen?
Sen - I dont know ANDY. Nope I ´ve got no homepage
byzHermitCrab - Andy,from "Andy's Female Fighters".
byzHermitCrab - We had an appointment here,I didn't confirm...
Sen - Never seen him here. isnt he german, too?
byzHermitCrab - Yes,Sen. And he has galleries here
byzHermitCrab - A friend. Very cool man.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
Sen - I know his webpages.
Sen - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/f/fmsleeper/slpfm008.jpg
Sen - Aint they sweet ?
byzHermitCrab - and you like?
Sen - I just fall in love to Sherry.
byzHermitCrab - Sweet,indeed! I like the brunette
byzHermitCrab - Who's Sherry?
Sen - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/v/volante/sherr007.jpg
Sen - She´s got her own message board
byzHermitCrab - Ah ! This is Sherry Volante !
Sen - Yep, SHE is so beautiful, never seen before
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 2:36pm)
byzHermitCrab - No,Sen.
TomNine - Sen, Crab, Happy Easter.
byzHermitCrab - Hey,Tom9 !
Sen - Hi Tom !
Sen - Noo what ?
TomNine - Sen, you're seeing Sherry V?
Sen - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/v/volante/sherr047.jpg
Sen - I see her all the time on my screen
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 2:39pm
byzHermitCrab - Wow !
TomNine - But not in real life, Sen? I saw something about an appointment you were confirming.
Sen - Nope just *Fantasy*
The Reaper hisself - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 2:42pm)
TomNine - Fantasy is good too, Sen.
byzHermitCrab - wb Jack
* TomNine feels a chill draft enter the Coffee Lounge.
byzHermitCrab - Shit! ANDYYYYYYYY !!!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
The Reaper hisself - Are you feeling fairly safe in MD, T9?
byzHermitCrab - Next time... Bye comrades.
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 2:45pm
byzHermitCrab - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 2:46pm)
TomNine - What's not to feel safe about, Grim One?
The Reaper hisself - I was thinking...... Hmmmmm.... you might be next....
da Easter Bunny - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 2:48pm)
da Easter Bunny - A good beat is hard to man.
TomNine - Next to log off out of boredom? Maybe, Reapster.
The Reaper hisself - Hi, dEB!
da Easter Bunny - Reap somma this!
The Reaper hisself - Scoob?
da Easter Bunny - Mike?
TomNine - Death vs The Easter Bunny! Only on Pay-Per-View!
The Reaper hisself - Jethro?
da Easter Bunny - Billy Bob?
The Reaper hisself - Thornton?
da Easter Bunny - Tom, loved Alley Cat. Stuck two more scenes from it on Volume 3 (already had one scene on Volume 1)
TomNine - Dom?
da Easter Bunny - Tull?
The Reaper hisself - Where is Dom?
The Reaper hisself - That would be Ian Anderson.
da Easter Bunny - So why isn't everyone out eating green eggs and ham? Tom, when you watch my tape will you post your comments on my message board?
TomNine - I'm glad you enjoyed it, Bunny.
The Reaper hisself - The Seuss ist kaput.
TomNine - I'll do that, Scoob.
da Easter Bunny - Thanx Tom! Are we approaching the Diana chat session?
The Reaper hisself - Where is DEATH?
da Easter Bunny - DEATH is all around.
da Easter Bunny - Hippity Hoppity DEATH is on his way.
The Reaper hisself - Especially on this DAY! Heh-heh!
TomNine - This is the day to celebrate resurrection and marsmallow ducklings, not necessarily in that order.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
da Easter Bunny - Where's the Valk?
The Reaper hisself - Why does Death have to be masculine, Scoob?
da Easter Bunny - The Reaper is masculine. Other wise he would be called The Reaper Herself.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:03pm)
The Reaper hisself - You point is well taken...
TomNine - Diana!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, bunnies
da Easter Bunny - There you are you little dickens.
The Reaper hisself - Awkkk! I must flee!
da Easter Bunny - Diana, when you get Scooby's tapes you should make a screen cap gallery.
The Reaper hisself - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:04pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - The quality is very poor, Bunny
TomNine - I finally e-mailed you my Rayne review, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, thanks T9
TomNine - Bunny, will there ever be a time when Scooby is NOT working on another compilation tape?
Clepsydra - Time for a change 3:09pm
da Easter Bunny - Ummmm, probably not.
da Easter Bunny - Unless the world runs out of material.
Diana the Valkyrie - Not a problem - just make more.
CartmanG - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:11pm)
CartmanG - Dad?
da Easter Bunny - Diana, you could offer to make PAL copies for other unfortunate Europeans. You could charge them whatever you want to make it worth your while and you wouldn't have to share any profits with me.
da Easter Bunny - If you're interested.
* TomNine passes the bowl of Cheesy-Puffs.
da Easter Bunny - Eric?
Diana the Valkyrie - No thanks.
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll have a cheesie-puff though
da Easter Bunny - 'kay.
Diana the Valkyrie - Why don't you do it, Bunny?
CartmanG - I only use Chester's.
da Easter Bunny - I don't have the NTSC/PAL conversion capability. Otherwise I would.
da Easter Bunny - What's up Gaz?
TomNine - Bunny, have you looked into buying a multi-system VCR for yourself?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
cuneyt - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:15pm)
da Easter Bunny - What do you mean by multi-system? PAL/NTSC?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, Bunny. There's several available.
CartmanG - Our Turkish friend!!!!!
cuneyt - hello
CartmanG - Welcome, c!
da Easter Bunny - In the states? I've never seen them. Are they expensive?
TomNine - That's right Bunny, one VCR for both systems, can use to dub or to convert... Hi cuneyt.
Diana the Valkyrie - When I researched it, I found that most of them were in the US
da Easter Bunny - I'll have to ask around more.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, cuneyt
cuneyt - hello diana and cartman how are you?
Diana the Valkyrie - Do a web search
da Easter Bunny - Thanks for the tip. Hi cun.
TomNine - The multisystems are more expensive than regular VCRs, maybe by $100 or so. I got one in Spain.
Diana the Valkyrie - Make sure you get one that can *write* PAL, not just read it.
da Easter Bunny - That's not too bad. Then I could have people send me stuff in PAL.
cuneyt - diana have you got new plans about site
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you seen the new "Forbidden Zone" ?
cuneyt - no what is it?
da Easter Bunny - Well I gotta go sit around and do Eastery things. Bugger. See yas.
da Easter Bunny - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:22pm)
TomNine - Is this different from "Diana's World"?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh yes, quite different!
Diana the Valkyrie - Look on the Clubhouse page. You need Java though.
TomNine - Is this where you put all the kiddie porn? (JUST KIDDING!!!)
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, I have a special place where I put kiddie porn.
Diana the Valkyrie - In the trashcan!
TomNine - Enough said!
cuneyt - diana did tina lockwood retire from bodybuilding
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I think she did, Cuneyt
TomNine - I like to imagine that Tina has gone into seclusion someplace, secretly pushing her biceps up to the 25" mark... sigh.
cuneyt - do you know why
Diana the Valkyrie - I can guess if you want me to, Cuneyt
cuneyt - what do you guess diana
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - If you want to get anywhere in the sport, you have to full-time train.
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 3:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - If you don't come in the top three, you don't make much money. So how can you afford to train?
Diana the Valkyrie - Plus, you feel as if you're going up against people abusing drugs
Diana the Valkyrie - Three of the top ten in the Ms I were disqualified for drugs
Diana the Valkyrie - So, do you wreck your body with drugs to get into a placing that anyway doesn't give you any kind of decent living?
TomNine - It's not easy to compete at a high level. Gym-time, diet, being considered a freak by the general population, being worshipped by losers like me...
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 3:32pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, the fans are the only bright spot in the whole thing. But they don't pay the rent.
young man - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:33pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, youngman
young man - good moring from hawaii
TomNine - I thought it interesting that the Ms I disqualifications were for diuretics.
TomNine - ym, hello.
Diana the Valkyrie - Because that's what they tested for
TomNine - Don't they test for steroids too?
Diana the Valkyrie - You can't test for that nearly as well.
young man - does anyone want to talk about favorite valkyrie links?
sub - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:37pm)
TomNine - Sounds good, ym.
TomNine - sub, hello!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, sub.
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana. hi guys
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, ym, what's your favourite link?
young man - my favorite little site is the japanese sumo, anyone seen those pics?
TomNine - I can't recall being too excited by the sumo pics, ym. What did you like about it?
sub - haven't seen them, ym
sub - T9, how was work this weekend?
young man - thought they were cute, turned me on, wonder if other site have similar?
TomNine - Work was long but uneventful. Now I'm til Wednesday, so it was worth it.
TomNine - ... off til Wed ...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
sub - cool, T9. i wish my hours were a little more flexible
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 3:45pm
Diana the Valkyrie - What's the URL, ym?
Diana the Valkyrie - Mike got a bit upset last night, I thought.
TomNine - I certainly like the idea of sumo wrestling girls, but I don't recall the pics meeting my expectations. I assume there are more similar Japanese sites.
young man - ill go out and find it for you , back in a few
sub - he did, Lovely Diana. he's a sensitive guy
Diana the Valkyrie - Typos in chat are totally unimportant.
sub - i agree, but Mike let the comments get to him
Jaxx - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:48pm)
TomNine - Did somebody give Mike a hard time last night? I looked at the end of it, but didn't notice what set it off.
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 3:48pm
Jaxx - Hi all What is the subject of talk??
TomNine - Hey, Jaxx.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Jaxx
sub - typos aren't nearly as bad as six-foot pentameters
Blu - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:49pm)
sub - hi Jaxx, hi Blu
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, blu
TomNine - Jaxx, we're discussing the benifits of the new Roth IRA vs traditional retirement plans... that and sumo wrestling girls.
Diana the Valkyrie - I worked out the reason for those hexameters.
TomNine - Hi Blu.
sub - i haven't read the archives yet, but apparently some people were making fun of Mike's typing
sub - what was the reason, Beautiful Diana?
young man - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:51pm)
Jaxx - ok sounds good
Blu - Nicole guested posed in Conn. last night and was a big hit looked great and came out with a cape on....She was better then Nasser the male guest poser and even went into the crowd .... they loved her routine... next posing at a how will be in BostonMay 3rd
TomNine - I try to be careful here with my typing out of consideration for those whose first language is not English, but it isn't cool to make fun of typos.
Diana the Valkyrie - Your subconscious knew that Dom would be bad for you, so it put two extra feet in to spoil the sonnet.
Diana the Valkyrie - That's great, Blu
young man - the url for sumo is http://www.bekkoame.or.jp/i/gd5564/sumo1.htm
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you take lots video and pictuers of that?
Blu - thank God I was not on last night My typeing is the worst .... I would hae been picked on big time
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 3:53pm
TomNine - Sounds good Blu, I bet the audience went wild!
sub - perhaps my subconscious showed more wisdom than my little head
Clepsydra - Schlattwhapper, n.: The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Jaxx - folks still get upset about spelling.?? sounds kind of childish
Diana the Valkyrie - I have that in my list of links, ym
Blu - No I helped her back stage put on her tan and eld all her personal belongings so that they did not disapear... tons of press at the show I can get photos from evenm Bogen Showed up there... Did not see him at the night show though
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe your subconscious knew that Sandy was in the offing
Jaxx - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:56pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - And is waiting for you to write a real sonnet to Sandy!
sub - pretty clever subconscious. i should listen more often
Blu - well I make alot of mistakes with my spelling, All computers have spell check and all you have to do is put it on auto/spell
sub - oh, i should have known there ws a point to all this!
* Diana the Valkyrie giggles
Blu - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 3:58pm)
young man - thats true diana, im sorry but im looking for similar artwork in other links, anyone?
Diana the Valkyrie - So, is your subconscious telling you to write a proper sonnet to Sandy?
TomNine - sub, shall you compare Sandy to a summer's day?
Diana the Valkyrie - ym, if I knew of something, it would be in the list of links.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, that's been done.
sub - She is more lovely, but perhaps less temperate
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - But it is a good idea for a sonnet to have a central concept
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, I think not having one is the worse omission.
sub - i already have the conceit in mind, Lovely Valkyrie
TomNine - sub's mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun.
* Diana the Valkyrie guesses it has something to do with fire
Diana the Valkyrie - ym, I suggest you email gd5564@i.bekkoame.or.jp and ask her
sub - Insatiable Diana, i already owe You a few stories. now i'm further in the red
young man - thanks diana, it couldnt hurt but i think she knows no english
Diana the Valkyrie - She might have enough english for correspondence, but not enough for a web site. Anyway, just saying to her that you love her art is worth while.
Diana the Valkyrie - Valkyries are well known for insatiability
young man - true that, I should check out l.h. art> they are somewhere here in hawaii
sub - a well-deserved reputation
young man - insatiability? a woman more powerful than a man and insatiable must be fun
TomNine - ym, there isn't much o te LH Art site, but you can contact them easily enough.
Alexei - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 4:12pm)
sub - hi Alexei
Alexei - Hello Clepsydra - Diana the Valkyrie - TomNine- sub - young man
Clepsydra - AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.
TomNine - Alexei, howdy.
Alexei - How are you doing?
young man - great about LH, because I would like to see all of their work
TomNine - What does Clepsy have to say about those born under the sign of Cancer?
sub - doing ok, Alexei. and you?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
Alexei - Fine, thank you
Crystal - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 4:16pm)
TomNine - Hello, Crystal!
Alexei - Hi Crystal
sub - greetings, Scintillating Crystal.
young man - hi Crystal
Crystal - Greetings, all!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Crystal
Crystal - What's been happening for the last week, or so?
sub - i heard that Death had taken You away, Beautiful Crystal
Diana the Valkyrie - It rained
sub - that's what he was claiming, anyway
Crystal - I fear it was the reaper.
young man - hey Crystal, may I ask what you look like (size, and color things) and what you like?
sub - ah, yes, the Reaper. easy to confuse their ominous voices in here
TomNine - Don't fear the reaper!
Crystal - Another time, ym. Just visiting.
Clepsydra - Time for tea 4:22pm
Crystal - I fear NO reaper.
sub - i see You have defeated him, Mighty Crystal. congratulations.
Diana the Valkyrie - She's dark purple, ym
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm light purple, sub is dingy brown
Clepsydra - Q: How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a lightbulb ?
TomNine - ym will have to check the FAQ at www.crystal.com
Crystal - And how is life treating you, my favourite sub?
TomNine - What do you call Clepsy's color? Teal? Aqua?
sub - life is treating me inconsistently, Lovely Crystal. some things great, some not so good
young man - TN, thanks ill check it out
Crystal - How have you been,Tom?
TomNine - ym, I WAS KIDDING about the FAQ!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Life is always like that, sub. Just when you've finally found your suntan oil, it starts raining.
TomNine - I'm doing great, Crystal. How's your Easter going?
Diana the Valkyrie - On the other hand, skin is waterproof
Crystal - Are we doing PMs? Hmmmmmm.....
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
Crystal - Water-resistant, Diana.
TomNine - What's not so good, sub? Still pining for Sandy?
sub - still, T9. plus, i owe a bundle in taxes
Diana the Valkyrie - He hasn't eaten since S-Day
Diana the Valkyrie - Is Sandy tax-deductible?
Crystal - What happened in MO?
Diana the Valkyrie - You could put it down to "Training"
sub - wouldn't count for '97 anyway
Diana the Valkyrie - Plan ahead
sub - yes, Wise Diana
TomNine - I think it's more like "physical therapy".
Diana the Valkyrie - They all had a great time, Crystal, you can read Paul's account in the Library
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 4:33pm
TomNine - sub, you gonna give the details to Crystal?
Diana the Valkyrie - You wait till you see the video clips, Tom. Training.
sub - Crystal, i fell in love with Sandy. the details are less important
Crystal - I'm guessing there was a camera involved?
sub - we shot some video scenes for Diana to digitize
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 4:37pm)
Crystal - Was HBP in disguise?
sub - he was wearing a cap and dark glasses, Beautiful Crystal
Diana the Valkyrie - To hide his glorious tresses?
TomNine - Is Paul know for his hair? Do you have the video already, Diana?
sub - i think he wore them for the purpose of deniability, Mighty Valkyrie
Crystal - I always thought Paul had short hair. Kidding.
TomNine - know = known
Crystal - He pours his soul forth, here. And, then a disguise?
sub - in both cases he can say, "You can't prove that was me"
TomNine - I think he's worried about somebody from his real life discovering his alter-ego.
Crystal - So,you are "smitten",sub?
sub - indeed i am. Lovely Crystal
Crystal - I think that's great!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
TomNine - sub, you can't fall for the first FBB dominatrix you meet! Play the field while you're still young!
Crystal - Whatever happened to your dom, sub?
sub - love is a wonderful, mystical thing. one does not control it, T9
Diana the Valkyrie - Like the IRS, you mean?
Alexei - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 4:48pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Alexei
TomNine - wb Alexei.
Alexei - I'm back, what is IRS?
Crystal - Sometimes, misguided love really sucks.
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 4:48pm
Crystal - Hi, Alexei!
Alexei - Hi Crystal
TomNine - sub, I won't believe you're really in love until I see it expressed in the form of a haiku. :-)
Diana the Valkyrie - That's the American term for the Inland Revenue
Diana the Valkyrie - A haiku?
sub - i dunno, Beautiful Crystal. love can be very painful, but i don't know that it is ever bad
Alexei - Is somebody in love here?
Crystal - It depends on what you make of it, I guess, sub.
Crystal - Sub is, Alexei
TomNine - sub, have you written your Sandy tale yet?
TomNine - Haiku! Haiku! Haiku!
sub - no i haven't, T9
Alexei - Who are you in love with sub?
TomNine - I finally e-mailed my Rayne review to Diana. Should be in the library soon, sub.
Crystal - HAIKU . Is easy, no?
sub - i'm in love with Sandy Bouwman, Alexei. i'm looking forward to it, T9
TomNine - Bad haiku = easy. Good haiku = hard.
TomNine - Sandy was flirting with you pretty good here, sub. I think she's kinda fond of you too.
sub - i hope so, T9
Alexei - Is Sandy in this room, sometimes?
Clepsydra - 4:58pm
Crystal - Correct you are, Tom!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
sub - She's stopped by a few times, Alexei
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 5:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - It's easy to do a poor haiku. Incredibly difficult to do a good one.
TomNine - Alexei, Sandy's been here.
Crystal - I think the same way about limmericks.
Alexei - I think it's nice that the women come in here to talk with us
highkick - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 5:02pm)
Crystal - Hi, highkick!
highkick - hi all, was there nick??
sub - i have to go do some writing. farewell, Lovely Crystal, Mighty Diana. cya Alexei, T9
Alexei - Hi kick
sub - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 5:03pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, sub
Crystal - CYA sub!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, highkick
highkick - hi diana, do u know me?
TomNine - Through luck and inspiration a good haiku (or song, or painting, etc.) could be produced "easily" but that's not the norm.
Crystal - True again, Tom.
Diana the Valkyrie - Do I know you? Hmmmmmm
TomNine - Hi high...
highkick - andy from "andy`s fighting females page"...
Crystal - AHA!
Alexei. - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 5:06pm)
Crystal - wb, Alexei!
highkick - are there people, who know my page??
Alexei. - Think I have seen it
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, Andy! Welcome, yes I know you now
Crystal - I guess I do.
highkick - great diana, all okay with you?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, everything is tickety-boo
Crystal - tickety-boo?
highkick - diana, was nick here in the room before two hours?
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 5:09pm
TomNine - nick = byzHermitCrab, right?
Crystal - Are you sure, Tom?
highkick - yes, i think so. (he`s from france)
TomNine - He was here when I came in, maybe more than 2 hours ago though.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 5:11pm
Alexei. - Why is everybody changing names like that?
Crystal - I don't.
highkick - thanks TomNine for this info!
Alexei. - No, you will allways be Crystal
TomNine - I'm not sure. Nick might be another guy, but the Crab is French.
highkick - right, sure it`s the man...
Crystal - Thank you, Alexei!
TomNine - Andy, are you French? I'm thinking you are German for some reason.
TomNine - Then who was Cindy?
Crystal - Mein Gott!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
Alexei. - Dein Gott ist nicht hier
highkick - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 5:16pm)
Crystal - Who was Cindy?
highkick - tschuldigung mußte rebooten. ja, ich komme aus D
TomNine - Ich bin eine FBB-fan.
Crystal - Richtig....
Diana the Valkyrie - Tom, your Rayne account is in the Library
TomNine - Thanks, Mighty Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - A good description, she must be very pleased
TomNine - She said she was pretty happy about it. I really enjoyed meeting Rayne, maybe my favorite session yet (possibly because it lasted so long).
highkick - bye friends, cu tomorrow!
TomNine - Bye Andy!
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Andy
Alexei. - Bye bye
highkick - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 5:22pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
Alexei. - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 12 5:31pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 5:32pm)
Alexei - Is everybody quiet now?
TomNine - Okay, who wants to chat?
Alexei - I want to chat
Alexei - Are you there Crystal?
TomNine - I think death has taken Crystal again.
Alexei - Dianaaaaaaa
TomNine - Alexei, you are Swedish, right?
Alexei - Nope, Norwegian
TomNine - Oh, easily confused by my American mind.
Alexei - But you were pretty close
TomNine - Norway, Sweden, Thailand... all the same to us.
Alexei - DianaDianaDianaDianaDianaDianaDianaDianaDianaDianaDiana
TomNine - Is Alexei a common Norwegian name? Sounds more Slavic than Scandanavian to me.
Alexei - CrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystalCrystal
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, same here, Americans, Russians, no diffference, really
TomNine - sub, you still lurking?
Alexei - It's not my real name
Alexei - It's not common in Norway
Alexei - Sub is not in the list now
TomNine - And now Crystal drops off the ist too...
Alexei - New York, Bangladesh, Mexico, Somalia same shit really
Alexei - Damn, Crystal is gone
Alexei - Only two people, one clock an one american left
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 5:44pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
Alexei - Maybe somebody else is coming
TomNine - Hey!
Alexei - HeyHey
TomNine - I enjoyed my one brief visit to Norway, up around Bergen. It reminded me on Maine, only the Norwegians spoke better English.
Alexei - What did you do here?
Alexei - When was that?
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 12 5:49pm)
Ghost - Hello all
TomNine - Mostly just work, very little free time. I had some business to do with a US Navy ship that made a port visit there.
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 5:50pm
Alexei - Hi Ghost
Ghost - Hi Alexei hi tom
TomNine - Mike! What was the trouble last night?
Ghost - what do you mean Tom ?
TomNine - Alexei, that must've been in 1990 or 91.
Ghost - Just havent been in a good mood lately thats all I feel good today thou
Ghost - Just havent been in a good mood lately thats all I feel good today thou
TomNine - I saw some stuff before you logged off early this morning and you seemed upset, Mike.
Ghost - thanks
Alexei - Where in Norway did you go?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Ghost!!!
TomNine - Good, everybody should feel good, Mike.
Ghost - Hi Mighty Diana how are you on this fine Spring day
Ghost - I do Tom thanks
TomNine - Alexei, I spent most of my time in Bergen, just saw the airport at Oslo.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 5:54pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine thanks Mike. Read T9's account of Rayne, you'll like it
Alexei - How did you like Bergen? Was it raining when you was there? High mountains?
Ghost - Where is it Diana Ill check it out later >
Diana the Valkyrie - Misc 4
Ghost - Thankyou ill read it in a bit
TomNine - Thanks, Diana. I really enjoyed writing it (and experiencing the session of course).
Ghost - how tall was she Tom
Ghost - Or you want me to wait till i read it ?
TomNine - No rain when I was in Bergen, Alexei, clear crisp weather if I recall, mountains in sight of the r