Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
TomNine - Is your account of your meeting posted yet?
sub - haven't finished it yet, and then i'm going to send it to Her to get Her ok
TomNine - Rayne sent me a very positive response to my review, but wants to talk to me about it first. I'll call tomorrow a.m. and see what's up.
sub - i'm looking forward to reading it, Tom
TomNine - sub, don't you have to get to bed? I'm getting ready to work nights all weekend, and I'm glad to have somebody to chat with.
sub - i'm on vacation, Tom, but i probably will be going to bed pretty soon. i have a lot to do tomorrow
TomNine - Did you take the whole week off for Sandy's visit?
sub - yes i did, Tom
TomNine - Are you pretty close to St Louis or was it a long drive?
sub - i live right in the city, Tom. it was about a half hour drive to Sandy's hotel
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 12:10am
TomNine - Did you get to do some chores for her?
sub - i did, Tom, plus i got to pick Her up at the airport and take Her back there before Her flight
Clepsydra - Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way. A: A tree in a golden forest. A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: One to change and one not to change is fake Zen. The true Zen answer is Four. One to change the bulb. A: None. Zen masters carry their own light. A: Three. Two to fetch the wood and one to enlighten the novice.
TomNine - Wow! That must've been a real treat for you. I bet you wanted to get on the plane and follow her home.
sub - i almost did,Tom
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
TomNine - I remember Sandy was the best organized of the ladies I've met with (and certainly the prettiest!) Was she prepared for what you wanted, dressed appropriately, etc?
sub - She was perfect, Tom. we had plenty of time to discuss the session in advance
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 12:21am
TomNine - So, she ended up fully booked? No problems with no-shows?
sub - no problems of that sort at all. She even booked two more sessions after She got here
TomNine - Is Paul going to invite anybody else to visit, since this turned out so well?
sub - he hasn't mentioned anything to me yet. i bet we hear form Cheryl before too long, though
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30am
TomNine - Do you think Cheryl herself will visit, or one of her Belles?
sub - dunno, Tom. i'm guessing that She'll make some inquiries to see who's interested in whom
TomNine - So, who would you cast your vote for?
sub - why, Sandy, of course
TomNine - I'm sorry but Ms Bouwman is not available at this time. Who's second?
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 12:35am
sub - Kasie, i think. or Annie or Cheryl
TomNine - Mmmm, good choices! I don't think Annie actually does sessions, alas, though there she is on the Iron Belles page.
TomNine - Kasie is very high on my list. I see that she will be in Boston while I'm up there, but there is no way I'll be able to sneak away from helping my dad move for even a few hours.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 12:40am
sub - damn, Tom. Ghost speaks very highly of Kasie
TomNine - I hate to pass on anybody I'm really interested in. She might quit wrestling tomorrow, and the chance is gone.
sub - yer right, Tom. you couldn't get away even for a little while?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45am
TomNine - I couldn't get away on my last visit, and this will be worse since we have a mission to accomplish. Maybe while he's signing all the closing paperwork...
sub - then again, Tom, like you have said, many of the Women make it to the DC/Baltimore region eventually
TomNine - This is a pretty good area, though Boston seems to be better.
TomNine - Maybe I'll finally get around to seeing local girl Th-resa Bostick in May. I hate to take her for granted.
sub - you could try what HBP did, put out the call and see what happens
sub - wb sure has great things to say about Th-resa
TomNine - There's no real need for such a call as they seem to come here anyways. Maybe some day.
TomNine - Th-resa appears to be extremely powerful, the trait I regard above all else.
sub - if you contacted Cheryl and told Her you were interested in seeing Kasie, maybe She could hook things up. She must have plenty of contacts in your area
sub - Tom, i'm getting sleepy. have a good night
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TomNine - I'd much rather deal with the ladies directly if I have a choice. I don't think DC is anybody's turf and Cheryl carries no particular clout. All the girls seem well-booked when here.
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 01:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 01:48am)
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TomNine - Paul?... Anybody lurking?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 02:00am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong 02:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 02:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 02:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 03:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
Early Riser - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 06:28am)
Early Riser - / early riser wonders if anyone's watching?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 06:30am
Early Riser - /* 6:30 and all are asleep. xcept Clepsy n me.
* Hello!!! Wake up & talk wEarly Riser!
* Early Riser have to go soon.
Early Riser - Last chance!
* Early Riser and Clepsy sitting in a tree........
Early Riser - Clepsy, tell me a joke!
Clepsydra - Q: How many Liverpool supporters does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 96. One to change it and 95 to get killed in the crush when the whole city turns up to watch. (Topical to the Hillsborough disaster.)
Early Riser - LOL, Cleps. Tell me another joke!
Clepsydra - Q: How many computer studies students does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They are far too busy hacking.
Early Riser - LOLouder!!!! Another joke?
Clepsydra - Q: How many DR. ROCKETs does it take to change a light bulb? A: juSt ONe, BUt he CHAngES It tO RADioACtIVE dusT WItH HIs NuclEAR WArHead!!
Early Riser - Good one Cleps!
Early Riser - /me can only attract the attention of a clock! Better than most I guess. At least it's a female clock rather than Big Ben!
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 06:40am
Early Riser - Gotta go cleps.
* Early Riser blow Clepsy a kiss.
* Early Riser must also blow Diana a big kiss!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Early Riser - I know you are usually watching Diana. Kiss kiss & Ta Ta for now!
Early Riser - Clepsy, one more joke B4 I go?
Clepsydra - Q: How many Thatcherites does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. It's up to the private sector to provide the finance for it.
Early Riser - Thanks sweet Cleps. My day can now begin.
* Early Riser needs coffee and a shower now!
Early Riser - Bye!
Early Riser - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 06:48am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 07:30am
Hudor - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 07:34am)
Hudor - Good morning, Clepsy.
Hudor - No answer....
Hudor - You must know that I love you.
Hudor - I come here in the morning to see you in the blush of the morning light, as the first russet rays of the sun bathe your knowing visage.
Clepsydra - Q: How many manic-depressives does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but they keep changing it back and forth between the new and old bulbs. (Yes, anal-retentive really does have a hyphen.)
Hudor - Only nonsequiturs
Hudor - I am languishing.
Hudor - Can't you see we are one in the same; two clocks, caught up in the turmoil of life and yet not reaching out to each other.
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 07:43am
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Hudor - How sad, how sad...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
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HardbodyPaul - Bored!
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 09:41am)
sub - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 09:41am)
sub - hi HBP
HardbodyPaul - Hey there, sub.
HardbodyPaul - How's the vacation going?
sub - very well, except that it's almost over
sub - how are you?
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, mine ended Wed.. I was back at work yesterday. UGH!
HardbodyPaul - I'm pretty good. Did you send your review to Diana yet?
HardbodyPaul - I'm anxious to read it.
sub - haven't finished it yet. i'm a painfully slow writer
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
HardbodyPaul - You probably put alot of thought into your writing
HardbodyPaul - Were as I, type about as fast as I think, most of the time
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 09:45am
HardbodyPaul - As you may have already guessed.
sub - a lot of second-guessing, at least
HardbodyPaul - I read in the archives that you were missing a cable to do the dubbing of our tape.?
sub - in my writing, i mean-second-guessing rather than productive thought
HardbodyPaul - What kind of stuff did you and Sandy tape of your session? If I may be so bold to ask?
sub - yeah, that's my first project for this morning
sub - we mostly taped the suggestions that Diana sent, since Her ideas were better than mine
HardbodyPaul - Oh, sub, I'm sure that you had a million ideas running through your head.
HardbodyPaul - Did you get my address to mail the tape after it's been dubbed?
sub - yes, HBP. i should be putting it in the mail tomorrow. Monday at the latest
HardbodyPaul - I had so much fun with Sandy. After I got her to realize what I really wanted. I see she was in here last night. You must've been climbing the walls when she came in here.
HardbodyPaul - That would be great, sub. I'm dying to watch it. How did it come out? We were having trouble viewing it through the lens.
sub - i was, HBP. it was great t osee Her here, or anywhere
HardbodyPaul - Did she pose for you any?
sub - i haven't looked your tape yet, HBP. no, not much posing
HardbodyPaul - You didn't look at mine? You mean, you brought another tape for your session?
sub - yes, HBP
HardbodyPaul - Sandy's legs were so gorgeous! You should have asked her to hit a few leg shots for you.
HardbodyPaul - Oh, so there are two different tapes. I see.
HardbodyPaul - Well, I appreciate you dubbing mine for me then. I don't have the equipment to do that. So, had I brought it home with me, I would have had to mail it to Diana, and then wait for her to mail it back to me.
sub - don't need pictures,HBP. those legs are imprinted on my memory forever.
HardbodyPaul - You planning on seeing Sandy again, sub?
HardbodyPaul - LOL, sub
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, I've been dreaming about them alot myself.
sub - np, HBP. it was nice of you to leave it there when you were unsure whether i'd have a tape or not
HardbodyPaul - I asked her if she would see me sometime if I traveled down to Florida. I've never been there. And have always wanted to see Florida.
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 09:56am
sub - i will see Sandy every chance i get. i'm already thinking about a trip to Florida
HardbodyPaul - Yes, I wasn't sure if you were going to pick up another tape or not.
HardbodyPaul - HeHe, we think alike, sub.
HardbodyPaul - She told me that she was really pooped after my session, and then doing the other sessions the rest of the day.
HardbodyPaul - She told me that if I were to travel to see her, and was her only session that day, she could push herself all the way!
sub - She was pretty tired by the time i saw Her. fortunately, i'm easy
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 09:58am
HardbodyPaul - So, I just may do that someday. I haven't totally decided.
HardbodyPaul - You're not planning on seeing Collette, I hear.
sub - nope
HardbodyPaul - I'm flying to St. Louis for that trip instead of driving.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 09:59am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana
HardbodyPaul - You're going to be jealous when I come back with all of the details with Collette.
HardbodyPaul - Hello, Diana!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi both
HardbodyPaul - How is our lovely and protecting Valkyrie today?
sub - i probably will be, HBP
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine thank you
HardbodyPaul - How soon will you be sending Diana the dubbed tape, sub?
sub - that will also probably be in the mail Saturday
Diana the Valkyrie - Are you going to do some taping wiith Collette too?
HardbodyPaul - What kind of things are you planning to do with the tape, Diana?
HardbodyPaul - I hadn't planned on it, Diana. I don't have a camcorder, and sub is the one who supplied it with Sandy.
Diana the Valkyrie - Make a Gallery of Sandy, and some clips
Diana the Valkyrie - How can you survive without a camcorder?
HardbodyPaul - I could look into renting one. But, I don't know how much one would cost. Also, I'm flying on this trip, and really don't want to be lugging around a camcorder on the plane.
HardbodyPaul - It's not hard doing without, Diana.
HardbodyPaul - How long will it take you to put up the clips after receiving the tape, Diana? Jo is anxious to see them.
Diana the Valkyrie - 25 years from now, you'll remember that remark
sub - they're not that expensive to rent, if you don't think about the deposit
HardbodyPaul - LOL
Diana the Valkyrie - sub will be playing that tape in the sandyless days till their next encounter
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, I think that sub is having withdrawals already. I guess that I am too. We are both already thinking of making trips to Florida.
HardbodyPaul - How long before we should expect clips of the tape, Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - It's no good prodding me, I don't have the tape yet.
HardbodyPaul - Oops! Sorry, Diana.
* Diana the Valkyrie looks at sub
HardbodyPaul - I heard about the guy giving you trouble about the new cheerleaders gallery. I think that perhaps the "legs spread" emphasis may have prompted it.
* sub looks around sheepishly
HardbodyPaul - sub always has at least three windows going.
* "HardbodyPaul" sips his coffee
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, but my take is that it's stuff they do in public, in front of family audiences, how can it possibly be regarded as porn?
sub - i have to get a cable and do the dubbing today. i might get it in the mail this afternoon, but i doubt it
HardbodyPaul - I agree with you, Diana.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
HardbodyPaul - Don't feel rushed, sub. It's not that big of a deal.
sub - it isn't porn. this is surely a case where 'dirty minds' make the pictures 'dirty'
HardbodyPaul - I wish that I had a way of corresponding with Collette before our session. She doesn't have a site that I know of.
sub - did you see the way Diana looked at me, HBP?
HardbodyPaul - I couldn't agree more, sub.
Diana the Valkyrie - Anyway, someone who spams the same message across a dozen message boards, loses my respect
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, sub, I saw it. With an evil grin on her face. I think that she wants to handcuff you or something.
HardbodyPaul - I think I'd have to kill myself if you didn't respect ME, Diana.
HardbodyPaul - After all, I do luv the Valkyrie.
Diana the Valkyrie - You have to respect all those hormones!
sub - hmmm. maybe if i dawdle long enough with the tape She'll come over here and punish me...
HardbodyPaul - Yes, sub and I actually discussed your remarks about me in the March newsletter.
Diana the Valkyrie - no problem, sub, I'll send HBP over to punish you
HardbodyPaul - As I was staring at one of the waitresses legs!
HardbodyPaul - I couldn't help myself!
sub - well, i suppose i'll hurry with the tape then. HBP wouldn't be any fun
HardbodyPaul - We've been getting alot of new folks in here in the evenings, I see.
HardbodyPaul - LOL, yeah, probably not, sub.
HardbodyPaul - I'd probably just end up making you go out gambling with me, anyway.
HardbodyPaul - BLACKJACK!
HardbodyPaul - By the way, the Blackjack tables at your boats there in St. Louis SUCK!
HardbodyPaul - KC's casino's have much more to choose from.
sub - i'll tell them to try harder, HBP
sub - i'm sure they'll listen to me
HardbodyPaul - LOL, sub.
HardbodyPaul - So, Diana, what big plans do you have for improving your great site today?
HardbodyPaul - sub, what most impressed you about Sandy?
sub - you may think me crazy, HBP, but it was Her eyes
HardbodyPaul - You're right, I think you crazy. HeHe, just kidding. Her eyes were nice. Did you notice how she always made deep eye contact when looking at you?
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm making some video clips, and wondering how to replace a modem that just got lightninged
Clepsydra - Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!" A: None, they get screwed in the ass instead. A: Hey, don't let's talk about the lightbulb, honey, let's talk about the shade ! A: Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache.
HardbodyPaul - Always like she was trying to figure you out.
sub - i noticed, HBP
HardbodyPaul - Lightninged? OUCH!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
HardbodyPaul - Well, folks, I'm off to the gym shortly. You two have a wonderful day!
sub - cya HBP
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 10:31am)
sub - was only the modem damaged by the lightning, Lovely Valkyrie?
Clepsydra - Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Diana the Valkyrie - I think so
sub - pretty lucky
Diana the Valkyrie - We had one single flash, close and sudden
Diana the Valkyrie - It's my backup system
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, I have to go modem-hunting, see you later.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 10:36am)
sub - farewell, Mighty Valkyrie. good hunting
sub - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 10:37am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 11:48am)
* Scooby farts.
Scooby - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 11:49am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 12:46pm)
* Scooby starts to lick himself out of boredom.
* Scooby licking.
* Scooby licking.
* Scooby starts scooting on the carpet.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 12:55pm)
* Scooby itching.
Diana the Valkyrie - MY CARPET!!!
* Scooby runs.
Diana the Valkyrie - Does that leave a stain?
Scooby - It depends on how poopy I am.
* Diana the Valkyrie ties his leash to a table leg
Scooby - When will Kandor's tapes be available for purchase?
Diana the Valkyrie - Good question. I haven't had a sniff of them myself yet.
Diana the Valkyrie - I wish he hadn't pre-announced like that
Scooby - You mean you haven't received the raw footage yet?
Diana the Valkyrie - Not a sausage. Possibly because he hasn't sent it yet?
Scooby - Diana, could you send me your mailing address again so that I can send you my tapes?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - OK?
Scooby - Got it!
Diana the Valkyrie - Andrulla got me some great footage from the Ms I
Scooby - Too bad she can't get you any mixed fighting footage. I'd buy that inna second.
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you seen Andy's Karate Phantasies?
Scooby - Never heard of it. Is it a web site?
Diana the Valkyrie - It's a video
Scooby - I received my copy of Superchick yesterday. Haven't had a chance to watch it yet though. Is Andy's video for sale in your mall?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, I'll find his web site, hang on ...
Diana the Valkyrie - Wow, that was fast!
Scooby - Is it Andy's fighting females site?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, different andy
Scooby - Do you have his address?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hmm, I'm on his web site now, can't see the video
Diana the Valkyrie - andreas.schute@recklinghausen.netsurf.de
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
Scooby - I get a message saying "Host was not found"
Diana the Valkyrie - Either you typed it in wrong, or I did
Scooby - I just copied and pasted
Diana the Valkyrie - The other Andy knows him
Diana the Valkyrie - He's working on a shoestring, if you want to encourage him to do more, then find some financial help for him
Scooby - For who? Andy from Andy's Fighting Females?
Diana the Valkyrie - For Andreas Schute
Scooby - Dadgummit, I wish I could see his site.
Diana the Valkyrie - It costs money to originate material, as you know.
Scooby - What is the theme to his site? Mixed martial arts?
Scooby - Is this site on your links page?
Diana the Valkyrie - I just went to his site, the mixed martial arts is gone.
Scooby - Doh!
Diana the Valkyrie - Or possibly was never there. I'm trying to remember how I found out about him
Scooby - What was this video about? Mixed fighting? Did you ever get a copy?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, he sent me a copy, and it's mixed fighting
Scooby - Do you have any vidcaps? Does the woman ever knock a guy out cold?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, we were planning to do something, and it's an early version, so I haven't done anything with it yet.
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll write him an email.
Scooby - Are there any knockouts or "killings"?
Diana the Valkyrie - No killings, not sure about knockouts, I don't think so.
Diana the Valkyrie - But with some persuasion, I'm sure he would
Scooby - Can you think of any other movie recommendations?
Diana the Valkyrie - What you need, is a way to dub on something about where the clip comes rfom, and how people can buy the whole thing.
Diana the Valkyrie - Otherwise, what's his incentive?
Diana the Valkyrie - See, what I want to do, is create an industry, not just mine the old ores
Scooby - What do you mean?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - I mean ......... SCOOBYWOOD!!!
Scooby - Okay. You've got my attention. Please continue.
Diana the Valkyrie - You know how I'm creating new material to put on the web site, not just scanning magazines and capping videos.
Scooby - Yes.
Diana the Valkyrie - In the short run, you can find stuff that other people have done. In the long run, you have to create
Scooby - This is true. I will run out of material soon.
Diana the Valkyrie - One of the foundations of this web site is a permission that I have, from a small number of sources, to use their material.
Diana the Valkyrie - In the long run, I'm using stuff that I created (or paid someone to create), at shows, from the sponsorees, etc
Diana the Valkyrie - SO, your clips are a minute or two, I guess, yes?
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 1:33pm
Diana the Valkyrie - It's not as hard to do a single scene of a minute or two as a whole movie
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 1:34pm
Scooby - On average, yes. Sometimes only 20 seconds, sometimes 5 minutes.
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 1:34pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Less lines to remember, less acting to do. I mean, what's so hard about picking a man up and throwing him across the room?
Scooby - Agreed.
Diana the Valkyrie - The video end of it is easy, I've got a good grip on that now.
Diana the Valkyrie - Plus editing, adding sounds
Scooby - I don't know what's so hard suffice to say I've never seen it done well for a remotely reasonable fee.
Scooby - So what do you still need? Talent?
Diana the Valkyrie - You need 1 actor, 1 actress, 1 cameraman, and one person to make the whole thing happen
Scooby - Diana, would you be willing to produce "custom videos" that someone such as myself would help finance?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, I don't have the time
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 1:37pm
Scooby - Using talent that lives close to you such as Sonia or Andrulla?
yoyo - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 1:37pm)
yoyo - hi all!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, yoyo
Scooby - Rats! Cuz you seem to have the perfect attitude!
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm a Valkyrie
Scooby - Everyone who has the time is not interested in making a quality product. Just in making money. Hi yoyo!
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 1:38pm
yoyo - why not diana you and scoob=leathal combo
Diana the Valkyrie - I can do anything that anyone else can do, and a bit more
Diana the Valkyrie - It has to make money.
Scooby - Diana, you need to quit your day job so you can do this! :-)
Diana the Valkyrie - If people want it, they';ll pay for it
Diana the Valkyrie - If people don't want it, it isn't worth doing.
yoyo - to make money youneed the right fbb's on the video,you are hooked up with andrulla and nicole what more do you need
Scooby - Diana, I'm here to tell you, it could make money! I've had a ton of requests for my stuff. If I was only asking $50 per tape, I could be retired by now.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, yoyo, we're not talking about a posing video
yoyo - what kind then
Diana the Valkyrie - So what's stoppping you, Scooby? You're the one with the enthusiasm, you're the best to do it
Diana the Valkyrie - Yoyo, we're talking SCOOBYWOOD
yoyo - yo scoob fill me in
Scooby - I don't have the time. All I can do is help finance. Whoever I give my money to always does a sucky job.
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 1:43pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Time is what it boils down to, right. Me too!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
yoyo - diana 250 mil in the US,you tap into .5% of that you ring in the $ just like th infomercial,then you got europe as well
Scooby - Diana, what is your day job?
Diana the Valkyrie - I make a web site
Scooby - Besides this one?
Diana the Valkyrie - Just this one.
yoyo - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 1:47pm)
yoyo - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 1:47pm)
Scooby - So this is all you do?
Diana the Valkyrie - I also do consulting
Diana the Valkyrie - People pay me to tell them things they already knew, or could have seen if they'd looked
Scooby - web related?
Scooby - Such as your critique of our web site?
Diana the Valkyrie - Some is web related, yes. Some is other internet stuff.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, like that critique.
Diana the Valkyrie - Telling you about the bug you could have seen yourself.
Diana the Valkyrie - Doing obvious things, like actually reading the pages
Scooby - You can read?
Diana the Valkyrie - If I don't get a response to the form I filled in within a week, then there's something wrong with your systems
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I can read. It's surprising how many people don't read what they just wrote
Diana the Valkyrie - But I bet no-=one else thought to fill in the form to see what actually happens!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Most importantly, I can say unpopular things, because I don't have to work with the people who made the poor stuff afterwards
Scooby - But how many law sites have you seen that you like better?
Diana the Valkyrie - That's the wrong question. The right question is, does the web site do what it's supposed to do?
yoyo - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 1:56pm)
Scooby - wb, yoyo
Diana the Valkyrie - rehi, yoyo
yoyo - Excuse me diana before when i mentioned Andrulla &Nicole I didn't meen posing video i meant wrestling . I would think you could sell 250 -500 easily
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
yoyo - and then if you advertised it you could reach the thousands easy
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 2:01pm)
HardbodyPaul - Hi, folks.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, HBP
yoyo - Hi HBP
Scooby - Hi HBP!!!
yoyo - hey hbp where can we read about your session with sandy
HardbodyPaul - What's the command to post a pic from a different web site?
HardbodyPaul - yoyo, Stories, Misc. Four
yoyo - thanx !
HardbodyPaul - No problem, yoyo.
yoyo - Diana I guess my idea s%$#ed
HardbodyPaul - Scooby, help me out, bud. What's the command to post a pic in here? Please!
Scooby - Okay HBP, Diana's gonna kick my ass but what the hell, everybody else knows it....
Scooby - First you type in
Diana the Valkyrie - yoyo, if it's a great idea, then do it!
Scooby - Doh!
HardbodyPaul - All I see is a blank box, Scooby.
HardbodyPaul - I've got a cool pic that I want to post.
Scooby - Everytime you try to type in an example, it reads it as code. Let me try it again...
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 2:07pm
HardbodyPaul - K
Diana the Valkyrie - giggle
Scooby - First you type in <
Scooby - Doh!!!!
HardbodyPaul - K
Scooby - Okay, let me try it again....
yoyo - my remark was not a hostile one ,off to do some reading ..LATER PEOPLE
HardbodyPaul - He's playin' with me, isn't he!
HardbodyPaul - Bye, yoyo
Scooby - Try this < I M G S R C = " U R L " >
yoyo - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 2:08pm)
Scooby - Only leave out the spaces between everything except the "G" and the "S".
Diana the Valkyrie - Mine wasn't hostile either, yoyo
HardbodyPaul - Huh?
HardbodyPaul - Isn't there an HTML command to type, then the address of the pic?
Scooby - Yes, that's the URL.
HardbodyPaul - Ok, I've got the URL, but, what to type before the URL?
Scooby - HBP, copy and paste the URL here and I'll show you.
Diana the Valkyrie - Who's on first?
Scooby - I hear ya Diana.
Scooby - I'm starting to get confused myself.
HardbodyPaul - Here is the URL: //www.escape.com/~silverbk/contortion/ulapic24.jpg
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Who's on second, What's on first
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - What's on first?
Scooby - Okay, so you type in < I M G S R C = "www.escape.com/~silverbk/contortion/ulapic24.jpg" >
Diana the Valkyrie - But Who's on second?
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, yeah....
Scooby - Only don't put any spaces between the letters like I did just there.
Scooby - Except put a space between the "G" and "S"
HardbodyPaul - You didn't type anything in there, Scooby!
HardbodyPaul - Is Diana deleting some of your post?
Scooby - You mean you can't see it?
Diana the Valkyrie - So who's on first?
HardbodyPaul - No!!!!
HardbodyPaul - I don't know who's on first. I just want to post a pic of Ula!
* Diana the Valkyrie things that Scooby is assuming that WebTVs work just like his computer does
Scooby -
HardbodyPaul - You mean that I can't post a pic, Diana?
Scooby - "//www.escape.com/~silverbk/contortion/ulapic24.jpg">
HardbodyPaul - Scooby, you post it then, please. I gave ya the URL.
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know, HBP
HardbodyPaul - Ula is a goddess!!!
Scooby - post it again. I can't get it to work.
Scooby - Ula??
HardbodyPaul - Well, then, tell me the HTML command to post, and I'll try.
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, Ula, you'll see. Here's the URL again: //www.escape.com/~silverbk/contortion/ulapic24.jpg
Diana the Valkyrie - You know the Abbott and Costello sketch?
Scooby - "//www.escape.com/~silverbk/contortion/ulapic24.jpg">
HardbodyPaul - You mean, "Who's on First"? Sure I do
HardbodyPaul - Hmmmm....
Scooby -
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, that's what you and Scooby are doing
Scooby -
Scooby - I just don't think Ula was meant to be.
Diana the Valkyrie - Uh-oh, attention span limitation.
HardbodyPaul - We are?
HardbodyPaul - You meant that we aren't getting anywhere.
HardbodyPaul - Damn, I really wanted Scooby to see Ula too.
HardbodyPaul - What's the "post pic" command?
Diana the Valkyrie -
Scooby - I've been trying to give you the post pic command. You must not be able to see it.
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm, let me go and make sure that I've got the URL correct.
Scooby - Doesn't seem as though Diana can post it either. Nosirree, Ula wasn't meant to be.
Diana the Valkyrie - Paul got the wrong url
Scooby - Ula Url?
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 2:29pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
HardbodyPaul - I think that I had the URL wrong. Try this one: http://www.escape.com/~silverbk/contortion/ula/ulapic07.jpg
Scooby -
Scooby - Yuck!
HardbodyPaul - Mmmmmmmm....Ulaaaaaaaaa!
Scooby - His arm is stuck up her butt!!
HardbodyPaul - LOL
Diana the Valkyrie - I bet I could do that to Scooby next time he scoots on my carpet
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 2:32pm
HardbodyPaul - Oh, my God! I'm laughing uncontrllably at Scooby's reaction1
Scooby - Well, Diana, that would certainly get my itch.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye for now, folks, try not to break the chatroom.
HardbodyPaul - Ula is AMAZING!!!!
Scooby - buh bye.
HardbodyPaul - OK, DIANA.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 2:33pm)
HardbodyPaul - I was typing the URL wrong. Sorry 'bout that.
Scooby - Are there any more?
HardbodyPaul - Hey, Scoob. Did you get my "Scoobed" E-mail?
Scooby - I gotta get back to work soon.
HardbodyPaul - You want more of Ula? Sure it won't gross you out?
Scooby - Yes, I got it! I posted it on my message board for everyone!
Scooby - I like gross!
HardbodyPaul - Ok, try this one, Scoob: http://www.escape.com/
Scooby - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 2:34pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 2:34pm)
HardbodyPaul - Ok, try this one, Scoob: http://www.escape.com/~silverbk/contortion/ula/ulapic24.jpg
Scooby - HBP, it needs to be a .jpg or .gif image in order to post it.
Scooby - Okay that'll work.
Scooby - "http://www.escape.com/~silverbk/contortion/ula/ulapic24.jpg">
HardbodyPaul - Cool, Scooby. Somebody, whom I don't know from this site, sent me that E-mail just the other day. I thought it was definetly you.
Scooby - Yikes! You like that stuff Paul?
HardbodyPaul - Can you see Ula's biceps? ARen't they just adorable?
HardbodyPaul - Mmmm, I love women who can bend their bodies like that!!!
Scooby - I guess so. Her biceps aren't the first thing my eye goes to.
HardbodyPaul - Always have.
HardbodyPaul - Well, her biceps weren't the first that mine went to either. But, she is so amazing!
HardbodyPaul - Contortion doesn't do anything for you, Scooby?
Scooby - Not unless she uses it as a method to kill a man :-)
HardbodyPaul - It's kind of a second love of mine.
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm, I suppose that would be hard to put together. But, not that it couldn't be done.
Scooby - I read a story in Diana's site where a woman kills a man in a contorted leg scissor. VERY exciting.
HardbodyPaul - This being killed fetish seems kinda dangerous, Scooby. After all, you would only get to live it once.
HardbodyPaul - Hmm, I'll have to watch for that story.
Scooby - HBP, I would probably start out with my "knockout" fetish.
HardbodyPaul - Oh, I haven't been watching the time. I need to go, Scooby. Thanx for posting the pics.
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 2:40pm
HardbodyPaul - I see, Scooby. See ya, have a great day.
Scooby - Actually HBP, none of my fetishes apply to real life. I just like watching them on TV.
Scooby - C Ya HBP!
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 2:41pm)
Scooby - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 2:42pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie -
Diana the Valkyrie -

Diana the Valkyrie - echat.gif
Diana the Valkyrie - echat.gif
Diana the Valkyrie - ../echat.gif
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/s2.jpg
pat4444 - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 3:27pm)
DIana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 3:27pm)
DIana the Valkyrie - Hi, pat
pat4444 - hey all
DIana the Valkyrie - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/fly3.jpg
pat4444 - hi di!
DIana the Valkyrie - Just testing something
pat4444 - oh
pat4444 - great site!
DIana the Valkyrie -
DIana the Valkyrie - THank you
pat4444 - next step...to actually find a gal to wrestle!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
DIana the Valkyrie - If you stop by in five or eight hours, you can get some first hand advice
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 3:30pm
pat4444 - ok thanks
pat4444 - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 3:30pm)
DIana the Valkyrie -
DIana the Valkyrie -
Alexei - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 3:42pm)
DIana the Valkyrie - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/decor/valkyrie.mid
Alexei - Hi Diana, what are you doing?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
Alexei - Hrrmmp
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 3:46pm)
Alexei - Hi Diana, what are you doing?
Alexei - Halloooooooo
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 3:47pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Try doing / link something
Alexei - Link what?
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/decor/sound/wildthng.mid
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/decor/anita2.jpg
Alexei - I see
Diana the Valkyrie -
Alexei - I hear the music
Diana the Valkyrie - The other way is / picture something
Alexei - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 3:52pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 3:53pm)
Alexei -
Alexei -
Alexei - Isn't it funny?
Alexei - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 3:59pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 3:59pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
Alexei - I will go now but will be back in 2 hours time
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 4:00pm
Alexei - Bye
Diana the Valkyrie - ok
Alexei - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:00pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/decor/valkyrie.mid
Eddy - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:10pm)
Eddy - Hello
Eddy - anyone here?
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:12pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - hi
Eddy - whats up?
Ghost - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:13pm)
Ghost - Hello Hi Mighty Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:13pm)
Eddy - ghost my MI pal?
Diana the Valkyrie - Everything is up
Ghost - Eddy whats up
Ghost - for right now how are you Mighty Diana
Eddy - not much ghost
Ghost - How you doing Eddy
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
Ghost - Are you going to see Nicole Bass in May
Eddy - Im doing OK? and you?
Ghost - good thanks
Ghost - I think Nicole will be here from the 6th to the 9th or 10 of may
Eddy - I shall return?
Eddy - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:16pm)
Ghost - Later Eddy
Ghost - Diana How is your haliday weekend going ?
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine thanks, I just added two commands to the chat room
Ghos t - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:19pm)
Ghos t - Sorry got boot Sounds good Mighty Diana
Ghos t - Are they on the clubhouse page
Diana the Valkyrie - one is / link
Ghos t - What does that one do Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes
Diana the Valkyrie - Read the clubhouse page
Ghos t - can I try it now
Ghos t - ok Ill be back in a few
Ghos t - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:22pm)
Eddy - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:23pm)
Eddy - Hello again
Ghos t - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:24pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - rehi
Ghos t - Im back couldnt find itr Mighty Diana
Ghos t - RE-Hi
Eddy - are you a strong woman?Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm a Valkyrie, Eddy!
Ghos t - what does it do Shes a valkyrie of course she is
Eddy - Ghost in the machine??/?/
Diana the Valkyrie - Ghost, I only just changed it, you might have to hit reload to clear your cache.
Ghos t - is ok thanks Diana
amzlv - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:27pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - you do / link and a URL of a picture or whatever
Eddy - A valkyrie is what ?
Ghos t - for links to other sites and picks
Ghos t - wow that must have took some time to set up
Clepsydra - Time for tea 4:28pm
Eddy - Hi amzlv
Ghos t - No more IMG
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, amzlv
Diana the Valkyrie - Eddy, you want the long answer or the short answer?
Ghos t - the old way hi Andy
amzlv - hi all
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
Eddy - short well do?
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/decor/21armss.jpg
Andrulla - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:30pm)
Ghos t - She is the strongest of all the Valkyries
Eddy - amzlv are you a FBB?
Diana the Valkyrie - Click on that
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Andrulla
Andrulla - Hi folks.
amzlv - no i'm only a mere man
Diana the Valkyrie - Hey, I just played the tape from the Ms I, it looks great
Andrulla - Ok, thats good Diana. Lots of work for you to make clips though.
Andrulla - Hey Ghost. Did you get my email?
Diana the Valkyrie - As I watched the sequence about the curb and the tyre, my heart was sinking...
Ghost O Mike - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:34pm)
Ghost O Mike - I got the boot again
Ghost O Mike - no
Andrulla - Oh. I had forgot about that. Its to claim against the local council for my car tire.
Ghost O Mike - Wherd Eddy go he never answerd my question
Andrulla - To peek at a url I think G.
Andrulla - I don't know where my emails are going to then.
Ghost O Mike - Cant see Sonia while shes here in the US to far to go 5 to 7 hr drive I dont fly plains dont trust them
Diana the Valkyrie - I agree Mike, ride a Pegasus, they're much safer
Andrulla - I just got home from a session.
Ghost O Mike - I gould find out some other way to get to Philly it might cost more
Diana the Valkyrie - How about by train, Mike?
Ghost O Mike - and itll be a little faster
Andrulla - Pegasus. Thats my email Program. He seems to be losing my mail.
Diana the Valkyrie - Good session?
Ghost O Mike - Thats what i was thinking Mighty Diana
Andrulla - It was a sweet boy of 19.
Ghost O Mike - never got one
Diana the Valkyrie - I prefer trains, they're more relaxing
Diana the Valkyrie - He must have been terrified!
Andrulla - He was the opposite Diana. To terrified I mean.
Ghost O Mike - Still Im not in control of the transpertation .Id rather be in control of the driving that way if something happens i know whos falt it is dont hafe to blame the captin of the plain or the train
Diana the Valkyrie - Was it someone from the web site?
Ghost O Mike - Just like I would be
Andrulla - I think he has had a peep here, at the boards, not a member. I think he maybe soon.
Ghost O Mike - Id like to meet Sonia .But I just dont know
Ghost O Mike - Shell be here tonight YES ?
Diana the Valkyrie - How about meeting Andrulla, Mike?
Andrulla - Sure. Im in NYC next week.
Ghost O Mike - Thats further then Philly
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
Andrulla - I got a submission with my scissors today.
Ghost O Mike - If I drove it would take me between 10 and 12 hs just to get there ,Then Id be to tired
Diana the Valkyrie - America is a big country!
Diana the Valkyrie - Head scissors?
Ghost O Mike - thats strate driving I dont like flying dont trusat the plains someone would hafe to pay me a bundle to get on a plain
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:46pm)
Andrulla - Diana. Whats up with my email. I send it, it goes but doesn't get to some people.
Blasterman - Hello everyone!
Andrulla - Body and head scissors.
Diana the Valkyrie - You have your own address wrongly set. The reply-to is right
Andrulla - Hi Blaster. This is my colour!!
Blasterman - Hello beautifull Andrulla ,a great pleasure to meet you.I will change
Andrulla - I am recieving and sending fine to most people.
Blasterman - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:48pm)
Ghost O Mike - What are you 2 ladies talking about Head and body scissors
Andrulla - What I did during todays session Mike.
Ghost O Mike - Im seeing Nicole in may and could see Milissa this month
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:50pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:50pm)
Ghost O Mike - O well Im dieing here again Andrulla
Andrulla - Hi amzlv. Your quiet.
Scooby - woof.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby
Blasterman - Hi scoob.
Ghost O Mike - ill be back later see if i can talk with Sonia
Andrulla - Ghosts can't die. Hi scoobs
Ghost O Mike - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:51pm)
Scooby - Bow wow.
Diana the Valkyrie - Andrulla, try changing File ... Network configuration ... Advanced configuration options
Diana the Valkyrie - Then, under Outgoing SMTP mail, I think you have that wrong.
Andrulla - Change it to what? Diana.
Andrulla - Ok. Will check it.
Diana the Valkyrie - to andrulla@irongoddess.u-net.com
Charon - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 4:53pm)
Blasterman - This is a first the ladies out number the men here.
Charon - Hello.
Blasterman - opps Hi Charon.
Charon - Sorry, B-man. You spoke too late.
Diana the Valkyrie - It means that you have the wrong from-address, which makes it look like a forgery, and some servers reject forgeries because that how a lot of spams work.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Charon
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby's not a man, he's a dog
Charon - Hello to you, Diana.
Blasterman - Thats ok Charon,it was still a wonderfull precious moment.
Andrulla - Ok I changed it. I will try to send email to ghost. to test it.
* Scooby's sniffing around.
Blasterman - I'm terribly depressed today.
Charon - Why is that, B-man. Second day let down?
* Scooby takes a wizz on Blasterman.
Diana the Valkyrie - What's the matter, BMan?
Blasterman - Found out I will be in the midwest when Sonia is around.I wanted so to meet her.
Diana the Valkyrie - New chatroom commands, folks. / link http://www.whatnot.com/whatever
Charon - That is a bummer, BM.
Diana the Valkyrie - and / picture http://www.whatnot.com/whatever
Scooby - Ah yes, but in the midwest you can meet Scooby :-)
Diana the Valkyrie - Then come to England, BMan, it's cheaper than you think.
Blasterman - Yes it's tempting.Sonia,Andrulla ,and you are there.
Scooby - http://www.whatnot.com/whatever
Diana the Valkyrie - Airfare is, what, $250 round trip?
Diana the Valkyrie - You got it, Scooby
Scooby - It's my new site.
Diana the Valkyrie - And you get to see London!!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe we should organise tours
Blasterman - Valkyrie Tours,I'll book that one!
Andrulla - Great idea, come and visit London everybody.
Scooby - Already been there. Bought all your records.
Andrulla - Haven't been out walkies with me though..
Scooby - Bought a "Lonsdale" T-Shirt and "Boy" baseball cap.
Scooby - And a Virgin Atlantic t-shirt, just like the princess wore.
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you had one of Andrulla's socks forced down your throat?
Scooby - Don't like socks. Prefer pantyhose.
Blasterman - With her foot in it?
Scooby - Then I'll take socks....
Diana the Valkyrie - Or a strawberry?
Scooby - I'lkl take the strawberry and pantyhose, themn she can keep my mouth closed wiht her foot.
Scooby - Oooo, typos left and right there. No more one handed typing.
Andrulla - Im getting hungry.
Ghost - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:06pm)
* Scooby's ears pop up!
Charon - What's on the menu, A?
Charon - Hi, Ghost.
Andrulla - Ghost .. Check your email.
Ghost - Just talked with Sonia we are trying to work something out
Scooby - Okay, what else did I buy in London?....
Blasterman - I wish I could take you to a fine restaurant now Andrulla.
Andrulla - Turkey, and veg.
Scooby - I wish you would take me to a fine restaurant now Andrulla.
Ghost - hi Charon
Scooby - Ghost, you seen New Mortal Kombat leg scissor kill yet?
Andrulla - Mc Donalds or Wendy's?
Blasterman - Basic but tasty.Can I recomend a fine wine.....thats right fbbs don't drink.
Ghost - I Wish I could take you to a fine resttaurent it would be a Honor
victim - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:09pm)
Andrulla - Italian wine is great. Im a wine conorseur Blaster.
victim - hi, all. bm, you stole my colour
Blasterman - If you come to NY ,I know the finest restaurants in the world.
* Diana the Valkyrie grabs victom
Ghost - Yes Scoob its not that good
Scooby - Italian wine is terrible in America because all the good stuff never makes it over here. Califonia or France is the only way to go here.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, I gottim!
Charon - Hey, vic.
Ghost - the one in the first Mortel Kombat was a lot better Scoob
Scooby - In St. Louis you can take me to Tony's or in Chicago you can take me to Charlie Trotter's.
Ghost - Hi Vic
* victim struggles
Charon - Oh, I see your busy, victim.
Blasterman - SIT ON HIM DI!
Scooby - I still liked it though Ghost. Not the best, but still good.
Scooby - TICKLE HIS ASS!!!
Ghost - Its ok I guess Scoob
Blasterman - Italian wine is good scoob.
Scooby - Everybody!! Pile on Victim and tickle him!!!!!!!
Ghost - It could have been much better thou
victim - i like cypriot wine
Blasterman - There are just not as many varieties as there are French.
Ghost - Sorry I dont Tickle guys
Scooby - Agreed Ghost. Sonia was a babe though. I LIKE that blonde. She was on Highlander wasn't she?
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Scooby - Okay, but what would you prefer between Italian, French or Californian? And I don't mean Californian in a box.
Ghost - Not sure but she is a great looking gal
Andrulla - My screens gone blank! Thanks Diana, it works now. Have to go eat. Back later.
Ghost - Take care Andrulla
Charon - Good-bye, Andrulla.
Blasterman - Bye lovely Andrulla
victim - italian wine, defintively, scoob
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
Andrulla - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:15pm)
victim - bye, andrulla
victim - gavi e gavi, scoob
victim - pinot grigio
Blasterman - Good wine is good wine.Trying to compare which is the BEST is an impossible task.
Scooby - Have you had any good California Merlots from 1994?
victim - can´t remember, scoob
Scooby - I have yet to have a bottle of Italian wine that I have enjoyed.
Blasterman - 1994 is the best year for most Calif. wines this decade.
Scooby - Blast, have you had Jekel Merlot 94?
Blasterman - 91 also a good year.
Scooby - I know I know, but us beggars can't be choosers. Hollywood gives us 1 scissor a year and we gotta take what we can get.
Scooby - oooops, that was private for Ghost :-)
Blasterman - I,ve no experience with Jekel vineyards.
Scooby - victim, how bout another story?
Ghost - LOL LOL LOL
Blasterman - I prefer Cabs anyway.
Scooby - Blast, what about Pride?
Scooby - I'm a Merlot man.
victim - scoob: perhaps next week, when I have more time
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 5:20pm
Scooby - Rombauer?
Blasterman - Tonite I will open a bottle of Austrailian Shiraz,from Penfold vinyards.I've been thinking about it all day.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, you don't gotta take what you can get. You can make what you want
Ghost - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:21pm)
Ghost - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:22pm)
Scooby - uh oh, I knew I was gonna get a repremanding from Diana on that one.
Ghost - Hello again
victim - diana, what was that pic about? it was broken
Ghost - I thought it was funny Scoob
Diana the Valkyrie - I would have been a feather
Ghost - Can we post Valkyrie pics now with the new setup
Diana the Valkyrie - It
victim - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:23pm)
victim - ahhh...better
Scooby - Oooo! A feather, victim! That's kinda like posting a stocking for me.
Ghost - cool Diana
Scooby - victim, did you do something with your hair?
Charon - I thinki he lost some weight.
Scooby - You seem to have more confidence. You don't seem so..... victimized
Blasterman - Hey vic I started off that color but Andrulla already had it.Thats why I am your color.Wanna trade again?
victim - no, i just shaved
victim - ok, blaster
Scooby - Victim, you seem American!
Scooby - Oh....... no....... you're back to Germany.
Blasterman - Your a sport vic!
Blasterman - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:26pm)
Ghost - Mighty Diana have you ever been to the US .?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, loads of times
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 5:26pm
victim - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:26pm)
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:27pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - It's just on the other side ot the Atlantic, not too far away.
Ghost - For FBB shows ?
Ghost - LOL
Ghost - How long a flight would you say it would take to get here
Clepsydra - Q: How many police does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to direct traffic (eh ?) (This is evidently a "hunt sabs" joke.) (Commentary from an American: I don't get "hunt sabs". In any case, I still find it funny. The joke is that whenever something in the US happens that requires the continued presence of the police, one always gets dispatched to direct traffic and keep it moving because everyone always slows down and rubbernecks when they see a lot of police cars.) So we could also count another five to stand around going "Show's over, nothing left to see here, folks, move along."
Gary Numan - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:28pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - For various things, usually for Conferences
Diana the Valkyrie - LHR to NYC is 7 Hours
Ghost - thats not bad
victim - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:29pm)
victim - valkyrie conferences?
Ghost - add about another 1 1/2 hrs and your in MI
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
Ghost - you dont have any fun while your in the US ?
Blasterman - Hi GN!
victim - hi, gary
Ghost - just conferences ?
Gary Numan - I dream of wires.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, I don't go there for fun, I go there to work.
Charon - Hello, GN.
Ghost - Scoob
Gary Numan - Everyday I die.
Ghost - US is a good place to have fun then you really havent seen much of the US ?
Ghost - Scoob
Gary Numan - Are "friends" electric?
victim - must be a sight, roderick landing on NYC
Diana the Valkyrie - Airports and hotels
victim - you should write a song, gary...lol
Gary Numan - Down in the park with a friend called "5".
Gary Numan - Here in my car I feel safest of all.
Ghost - thats it thats no fun you dont do anything while your in the Us ? well next time your out inthe US you will have a good time
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 5:33pm
Ghost - Scoob
Blasterman - I have to figure out how to do this.I can write off a trip to London as a bussiness expense.......,,,,hmmmmmmm
Gary Numan - She's got claws.
Blasterman - I saw you in concert back in 1980 Gary.
Ghost - I would love to go to England
Ghost - Scoob
Blasterman - The Peter Principle was your new album then.
Diana the Valkyrie - I checked it out, $250 round trip
Ghost - and she knows how to use them
Gary Numan - Pleasure Principle.
Gary Numan - 1979.
Ghost - US TO England and back not bad
Blasterman - You played at Darios Palace in Providence RI
Bryan Ferry - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:36pm)
Bryan Ferry - Do The Strand.
Blasterman - You were GREAT!
Ghost - Scoob
victim - later, everybody and band
Bryan Ferry - Get that buzz. Love is the drug I'm thinking of.
Blasterman - You were GREAT!
Ghost - later Vic
Charon - Later, victim.
victim - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:38pm)
Ghost - legs is what im thinking of
Alexei - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:38pm)
Bryan Ferry - Dance away the heartache.
Charon - Amen, Ghost.
Blasterman - I wish I were in Kerickfergus
Alexei - Evening folks
Ghost - Charon you still here man ko
Blasterman - Only for an hour in Ballygrand
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 5:39pm
Charon - Hey, Alexei.
Bryan Ferry - Can't let go. There's a madness in my soul tonight.
Alexei - Hello
Charon - Yeah, Ghost. I'm time-multiplexing with some housework.
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 5:39pm
Bryan Ferry - We're too young to reason, too grown up to dream.
Ghost - I gotta try something
Blasterman - I would swin over the deepest ocean jist te see me love before I die.
Diana the Valkyrie - That's the Pacific Ocean
Ghost - back and forth understood my day is sunday Charon
Diana the Valkyrie - Wrong Ocean
Diana the Valkyrie - Irish, are you?
Ghost - yes but the time is still the same right for the flight
Clepsydra - Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
Blasterman - but the sea is wide and I cannot swin oer
Bryan Ferry - Havana moon, you've got me in the strangest mood. Me, myself, noone else could ever feel this blue.
Blasterman - nor have I wings that I might fly
Charon - Actually, Diana, he could get there by way of the Pacific. That would really show his dedication to you.
Blasterman - I wish I could meet a handsome boatman to carry me over to my love
Bryan Ferry - For just another night with the boys oh yeah and boys will be boys will be boyeyoyoys.
Alexei - Where are you blaster and where is your love?
Bryan Ferry - They say loves a gamble hard to win easy lose....
Ghost - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/e/evilyn/evily/002.jpg
Blasterman - In Kilkinney it is recorded,on marble stone as black as ink
Charon - Blaster, you silver-tongued dog.
me - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:44pm)
me - didnt work
Blasterman - Hi Alexei,scoob got me singing a Brian Ferry song.
Bryan Ferry - so let the chips fall where they may....
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
Charon - Of course, Blaster, I'm really more striking than handsome.
me - I guess you still cant do Valkyrie pics in here
Bryan Ferry - More than this, there is nothing....
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:46pm)
Morrissey - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:46pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - THat would have worked, but you got the URL wqrong
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Otto!
Morrissey - I'm not the man you thnk I am.
Alexei - Hmplhmmp
me - Witch part
Diana the Valkyrie - The last / shouldn't have been there
me - thats a long url
Morrissey - The queen is dead.
me - it was the y not the / ok
Diana the Valkyrie - That's because a Valkyrie is a big url
Blasterman - OK nice people,the lambs must be grilled.the wine must be opened.Dinner will be a hedonistic delight tonite.See you later.
Clepsydra - Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb ? A: (Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have light bulbs. Now I have the housekeeper do it. A: (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that... With a DuPont administration, the power of the free market will be unleashed to produce light bulbs that never need changing. A: (Robertson) Oh, Lord, with thy divine illumination, heal this light bulb! A: (Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs? Let those doom-crying Democrats worry about light bulbs! [stumble over chair in the dark]. A: (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier! A: (Bush) None. (Bush in an earnest lap dog voice) I resent that question. I've answered it before, and I think the media are keeping this thing alive. I think the American people are TIRED of light bulb jokes.
Alexei - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:48pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:48pm)
Charon - Good-bye, Blaster.
me - yes it is guess its better that way
Charon - See-ya, Alexei.
Charon - D'oh.
me - later Blast
Blasterman - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:49pm)
Alexei - Bye Blaster
Alexei - I'm not going
me - WB Alexei
sub - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:49pm)
me - Im going to go eat dinner be back later
Alexei - Hi sub
Charon - Sorry, Alexei. I'm not trying to get rid of you ;-)
me - Hi Sub By Sub
Charon - Hi, sub.
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana. hi guys
sub - cya me
me - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:50pm)
Charon - So long, me.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, small and lonely sub
Charon - Is sub lonely? I thought that's what we're here for.
sub - did You find a replacement modem, Lovely Valkyrie?
sub - no offense, Charon, but you guys are not exactly what i'm lonely for
Charon - I see. Lonely in the Biblical sense...
Morrissey - Are you lonely for me sub? I'm in your own backyard.
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm not in a great hurry for the modem.
sub - really, Morrissey?
Diana the Valkyrie - I added a couple of new commands to the chat room
Morrissey - I'm not the man you think I am.
sub - i saw that, Beautiful Diana. hopefully that will cut down on the picture-posting here
Charon - I'm moving to London. There has to be more hours in a day there, Diana.
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 5:56pm
Morrissey - I could've been wild and I could've been free but nature played this trick on me. sub wants it now and he will not wait. But sub's too rough and I'm to delicate.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 5:59pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
sub - hi Scoob
Scooby - Hiya kids!
Diana the Valkyrie - We have 52 hours in each day, same as everywhere.
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 6:01pm
sub - and Eight Days a Week
Alexei - Have you?
Diana the Valkyrie - And you can work a hard day's night too.
sub - if you have Help!
Scooby - Look Diana! I found your picture on our website!
Alexei - How good is it long to play green with those 52 hours? And is it not often at there?
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 6:03pm
Scooby -
Diana the Valkyrie - I get by with a little help from my friends
Diana the Valkyrie - Doesn't look like a cartoon dog to me.
Charon - Well, sounds delightful, D. Why didn't I think of that sooner?
Clepsydra - Q: How many dinosaurs does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It takes thousands of dinosaurs millions of years......cos they have to evolve deposable thumbs so that they can grip the bulb to screw it in. :)
Scooby - No, doesn't look much like a valkyrie either. You sure you're on the level with us Diana?
Alexei - Maybe can I be also friend ?
Diana the Valkyrie - Did I ever say I was on the level?
Alexei - Who are that person¿
Diana the Valkyrie - Looks like a lawyer tome.
Charon - I think I can safely say, Diana is not on our level Scooby.
Alexei - One could easy believe there was something wrong with me...
Scooby - Ever been to "Death Pics 96"?
sub - no, Scooby
Charon - Why do you say that, Alexei?
Alexei - onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten
Alexei - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:12pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:12pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby and I have been talking about Scoobywood
Alexei - What's that?
Charon - Dare I ask...?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:14pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 6:15pm
Scooby - It's really great to be back!
Charon - I gotta go forage for food. Take care, everyone. Bye, Diana.
Charon - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:18pm)
Alexei - Bye Charon
sub - Scoobywood? where they make movies of cartoon dogs?
Scooby - I gotta go fornicate with the wife. See y'all later!
Scooby - Cartoon dogs getting snuffed out by pretty playmates wearing lingerie, sub!
Diana the Valkyrie - Bitch
Scooby - I know! Isn't she?
Scooby - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:19pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - A cartoon dog fornicates with a bitch.
sub - a cartoon bitch, i imagine
Alexei - I'm getting tired, why is it like this?
Diana the Valkyrie - WHy is what like what, Alexei?
Alexei - Why am I tired even if I want to stay up late?
Diana the Valkyrie - Too much sex?
sub - too much work?
Alexei - Could be, but I don't think so
Alexei - I mean; shoulden't I decide for myself if I'm going to be tired or not?
Alexei - Do you have much sex Diana?
Alexei - If so do you get tired then?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, only men have that
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 6:30pm
Alexei - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:31pm)
Alexei - logged off. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:31pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:32pm)
Alexei - Fell out, I'm back
* Diana the Valkyrie offers Alexei a damp cloth.
Alexei - Thank you Diana I needed it
Alexei - Somebody is coming soon..
Alexei - Still there sub?
sub - still here, Alexei
Alexei. - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:40pm)
Alexei. - What you wanna talk about sub?
Sonia - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:41pm)
greenroads - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:41pm)
greenroads - hello all
Alexei. - Hi Sonia
Sonia - good evening everybody
Alexei. - Hi greenroads
Sonia - hi Alexei, Diana, Sub, GR
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Greenroads
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Sonia
greenroads - hey, Diana..the comic is turning out real good so far..
Alexei. - Have you done some good wrestling lately Sonia?
sub - logged on. --- (Fri Apr 10 6:43pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Good to hear it.
sub - greetings, Mighty Sonia. hi GR
Sonia - yes, i have been quite busy, everybody wantin to see me before i leave
greenroads - anyone seen scooby around?
Alexei. - Do you beat them?
Diana the Valkyrie - He had to do something for his wife
greenroads - I think i MAY have seen him at the vet today. (no pun intended)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 6:45pm
Alexei. - Scooby is here allmost all the time
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 6:45pm
Sonia - do you need o ask such a question Alexei?
Alexei. - No, I know you beat them
greenroads - we both live in the same place, and his last name is Winters, and there was this guy up at the vet with two dogs, and they called him Mr. Winters...soooo
Sonia - i did, and if you read my guess book, you will see there are some reports there
Diana the Valkyrie - Shy Guy wrote up a good account of his visit