Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
Ghost - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 12:00am)
Ghost - Hello again
wb270 - it's really a site for wrestlers though, rather than BBs. I'm only interested in BBs if they wrestle.
Eddy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 12:00am)
SW46810 (Steve) - we270: I mean it...what a great service to provide. My congratulations!!!
Eddy - Hello all
Ghost - hes right you know WB
SW46810 (Steve) - wb: Correction noted. I could spend ten days in that place. And you also did an excellent job of spelling out what the wrestling scene was all about. Really helpful for beginners.
Eddy - Ghost your just the man Ive been looking for?
Ghost - ED hi whats up
Eddy - you are from MI right?
Ghost - yes and you
Eddy - Ghost Im from MI to
Ghost - Wait someone told me your from MI too
iguandon - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 12:03am)
Ghost - How you doing
Ghost - Ill be damed
Eddy - yes I need some info on muscle babes here?
Eddy - MI here?
SW46810 (Steve) - Ghost: Top of the evening to you, too. Hope your week is going great!
Ghost - Im no longer the lone michigander
Ghost - here on this site or in MI
Ghost - You to Steve how you been
Eddy - MI ghost?
Ghost - Dont really know any here in Mi Ed
SW46810 (Steve) - Great...a bit busy. Nice getting back here, though. From Michigan, eh? Great place...bit cold in winter, though!
iguandon - Nice new set-up. Very impressed.
Eddy - have you wrestled babes in MI?
Ghost - I did go to the power hopuse gym in hiland park the one that Linda Murry came from But no Muscle babes there right now
Ghost - only the ones that travel here
Eddy - ghost what part of MI you from?
wb270 - Victoria and Kasie go to Detroit a lot
Ghost - not to bad this yr thou Steve
Ghost - Suburbs of Det
SW46810 (Steve) - Ghost: True! We got the brunt of the bad weather down here in Florida! El Nino...who can figure?
Ghost - Wb Iv seen Victoria 2 times and Kasie 2 times
Clepsydra - Time for tea 12:09am
Ghost - That doesnt sound right Steve
SW46810 (Steve) - We got most rain ever in over a century. Warm weather stayed North.
Ghost - Ed its hard to find ladies here in MI that will wrestle
Eddy - ghost you never met native Michigan muscle babes?
wb270 - I've seen Kasie myself, but not Victoria
SW46810 (Steve) - Even mild in my old hometown of Minneapolis.
SW46810 (Steve) - wb: You must have the best "job" in the world!!!!
Ghost - Victoria is a very good compititive wrestler WB
Ghost - She has no problem wrestling compititively no matter how big you are
wb270 - so I hear; that's wat a lot of peoloe including Lisa Houston tell me
Ghost - Hell im 8 in taller then her and about 100 pounds heaver then her and she still wanted to try competitive wrestling
wb270 - people
SW46810 (Steve) - Hey, room...gotta head bedward. Have a great night...and wb270...thanks again for the wonderful Web page.
Eddy - Ghost do you wrestle the ladies that come here?
wb270 - if it were a job steve, I would make money from it
Ghost - you to steve take care man
Ghost - Yes ed i try to see all of the ones that come here
wb270 - almost any guy is at least 6 or 8 in taller than Victoria
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
Eddy - what ones have you seen? do any do lifts?
Ghost - Millisa Coats will be here the end of this month
Ghost - thats trew WB
wb270 - don't have any information on Millisa
Ghost - Victoria says she does lifts Kasie
wb270 - does she actually wrestle?
Ghost - Got email from Cheryl telling me
Eddy - ghost can they lift more than 200#?
Ghost - Millisa , Lite to fantasy ,platfull
Ghost - both hf the ones that i just said can lift 200 pounds Kasie is a CA Champ
wb270 - gotta get some sleep guys. catch you all later
wb270 - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 12:18am)
Ghost - State FBB Champ last yr
Ghost - later WB
Ghost - I better be going to 5 am comes early
iguandon - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 12:19am)
Ghost - Nichol Bass will be here the early part of May ED
Ghost - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 12:20am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 01:15am
nicole - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 01:17am)
nicole - hello room!
nicole - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 01:18am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
EDDY - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 01:40am)
EDDY - I think I missed Mrs. Bass?
EDDY - this stinks
EDDY - bye bye I'll catch you later?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
EDDY - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 01:44am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 02:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 02:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 02:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 02:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 03:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
bodywork - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 09:32am)
bodywork - Hi gang, anybody out there?
bodywork - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 09:34am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
Doug - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 10:41am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
slavboy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 11:21am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
Sen - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 12:17pm)
Sen - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 12:19pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
Warren - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 12:39pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 12:44pm)
Scooby - What time is it?
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 12:44pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 1:13pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 1:17pm)
Scooby - back in a few.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 1:22pm)
Scooby - 
Scooby - Do ya like my kick ass graphic?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
sub - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 1:52pm)
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Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 1:57pm)
sub - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 1:57pm)
Scooby - sub, you're ruining my beautiful graphic!!!!
sub - just pushing it off the screen, Scoob
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
Scooby - Is it slowing down your computer?
Scooby - Well, sub, now what are you gonna do the rest of the week?
Scooby - Are you still in pain? Is there a collar mark around your neck?
sub - my ISP has been complaining. i have much writing to do for the rest of the week. no collar mark, but there are a few others
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 2:12pm)
Scooby - Writing what? Of your encounter with Sandy?
sub - that, plus i owe a story to Diana (oh, no, two stories!) plus a story for another Woman, plus some other stuff
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
Scooby - sub, you little ladies man, you!
sub - i'm working hard at it, Scoob
Scooby - What about dates? Have ya been getting any dates?
sub - no dates, Scoob. i don't meet any Women in RT
Scooby - What is RT?
sub - real time, Scoob. the world outside the net
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 2:23pm
Scooby - There's a world outside the net?
Scooby - I gotta get outta here!
Scooby - So sub, you're trying to tell me that Kathy Long in "The Stranger" was the only scene on volume 2 that did anything for you? *sigh*
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
sub - i don't like a fair fight between a man and a Woman, Scoob, even when the Woman wins. the killing put me off a bit, too
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 2:43pm)
sub - wb Scoob
Scooby - Killing is the spice of life, sub. I guess I'm just a twisted fugger.
Scooby - Pardon my interuptions. I'm at work ya know.
sub - we knew that, Scoob
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
Scooby - Kinda like being twisted though.
sub - we (as in everyone on the site) knew that you're twisted, that is. figured you were at work
sub - actually, i feel in the minority by not going ape-shit over your tape
sub - i know you didn't actually watch all those movies, but it must have been painful even to FF through some of them. you have my respect for that
Scooby - sub, don't worry. We just need to work with you. I'll turn you into a femme fatale lover yet.
Scooby - sub, I have yet to watch any of those movies all the way through. Boring as hell. And you KNOW what my attention span is like.
Scooby - Just like the fightin and killin :-)
sub - just the FF to get to the fightin and killin would be more than i could handle
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 2:50pm)
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello
Scooby - We still like ya sub. At least you like Elvis Costello!
Scooby - DTV!
Diana the Valkyrie - If Scooby is twisted, how come there's so many movies that cater to his twist?
Scooby - Because there are a lot of us twisted fuggers out there!
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, but this isn't small-time productions, inc. This is HOLLYWOOD
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 2:55pm
Scooby - HOLLYWOOD is primary composed of twisted fuggers!
Diana the Valkyrie - Obvious conclusion - Scooby isn't twisted.
Scooby - There are more twisted fuggers in Southern California than anywhere... well.... except St. Louis.
Diana the Valkyrie - Now when did you first become aware that you're a dog?
sub - i think a lot of people share Scooby's interests, to some degree. Scoob's twist is just wound tighter, is all
Diana the Valkyrie - Stealing ShyGuy's blanket, now that is twisted
Scooby - no, but burying it is.
Diana the Valkyrie - Burying it in the backyard is double twisted
Diana the Valkyrie - And then territorially marking it!
Scooby - Wound tighter.... man.... even that phrase gets me going....
Diana the Valkyrie - You realise this could leave him emotionally scarred?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
Scooby - You would be surprised at how "mild" my kink is as compared to some people. I've received oodles of scene contributions that I haven't included cuz they were just too weird or gory.
sub - i can't imagine, Scoob
Diana the Valkyrie - Comp tape number four - "Stuff too gory for Scooby"
Scooby - A lot of intensly detailed castrations.....
Diana the Valkyrie - Comp tape five "intensly detailed castrations"
Scooby - Diana, I will be mailing your copies of Volume 1 and Volume 2 on Saturday, April 18. They will be on 6 tapes dubbed in SP speed.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, thanks
REAPER - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 3:08pm)
REAPER - has anyone seen my friend GHOST or DEATH?
Diana the Valkyrie - Not since the terrible accident ...
REAPER - what terrible accident? and besides I hate Clepsydra She always reminds me of TIME
Clepsydra - Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.
REAPER - Something we can never escape
REAPER - I come wih a very powerful force,I even laid to rest Nicole's old Computer
REAPER - So all of you in this chat room beware!
REAPER - I am so powerful I think I killed everyone in here
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
REAPER - maybe for real too
REAPER - except for hat damm clock
Clepsydra - Time for tea 3:15pm
REAPER - well If the clock is ofering tea I think I might have a change of heart
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 3:16pm
REAPER - well it's time for me to go and scroll along now Im not as fast a I used to be
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 3:18pm
REAPER - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 3:18pm)
sub - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 3:28pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - wb
sub - thanks, Mighty Diana. have been getting terrible connections lataly
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 3:36pm)
Scooby - Diana, is there something wrong with your site today?
sub - also, thank You for responding to my email so quickly. i was just about to start dubbing but i discovered that i'm short one cable
Diana the Valkyrie - I think there some telecoms problems somewhere.
Scooby - Cable short, eh sub?
sub - my tracert shows the trouble starting with sprintlink.net
Diana the Valkyrie - Speak for your own cable, Scooby
sub - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 3:43pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
sub - how did i know that mentioning "short" and "cable" would earn me grief from Scooby?
sub - hey, my route just changed entirely. did You do that, Lovely Diana, or my ISP, or somebody else?
Diana the Valkyrie - Somebody else
Diana the Valkyrie - The internet heals itself
sub - clever internet
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:06pm)
Scooby - Help diana! Everything sucks today!
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:07pm)
sub - wb Scoob. hi SG
Scooby Doo - Nickname changed
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, an Italian Job
Scooby Doo -
Diana - Nickname changed
Shy Guy - Just passing through, I gotta go home this weekend
Scooby Doo - She's a biggun'!
TomNine - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:09pm)
TomNine - Hello Diana, guys.
Shy Guy - Hi T9
* Scooby Doo takes a nap on ShyGuy's soiled blankey.
sub - hi T9
Diana - Hi, Tom
* Shy Guy has outgrown his blanket...
* Scooby Doo's head pops up...
* Shy Guy is wearing his fashionable anorak today
Scooby Doo - Hello?
TomNine - sub, still feeling the pangs of lost love?
sub - not lost, T9. never had
* Shy Guy pulls out a notebook with a checklist of some kind and starts doodling
TomNine - Diana, you look different today. Done something with your hair?
Scooby Doo - You wash it?
victim - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:14pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
sub - hi victim
Shy Guy - Hey vic, where ya bin?
TomNine - victim, what's up?
Scooby Doo - Victor! Where ya been?
victim - hi, guys. hello, BIG diana
Scooby - Nickname changed
Diana - Hi, Victim
victim - well...not much time these days..too much work...and real life, too
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 4:16pm
- Nickname changed
TomNine - That's why I gave up on that real-life stuff. Too time consuming.
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 4:17pm
Scooby - Nickname changed
Shy Guy - Hey, where did Scooby go?
* Shy Guy looks around for the invisible Scooby
TomNine - Oh-oh.
Scooby - What the hell???
victim - hmmmm....I missed the font magic everybody seems to have learned here
Scooby - Viggers, we missed ya. What the hell happened to the Occupants list?
victim - what happened to my WHOLE window?
Scooby - Somebody fix!
Diana - Nickname changed
Scooby - Nickname changed
Scooby - O my God, what have we done?
TomNine - This is what happens when you meddle with the forces of nature; a really BIG occupants list.
victim - diana, could you please SQUEEZE the letters a bit?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:23pm)
Scooby - A little HTML knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Sandy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:24pm)
Scooby - Greenroads should be showing up.....
Scooby - 3...
Scooby - 2...
TomNine - Hello Sandy!
Sandy - Hi, everyone!!!!!!!
Shy Guy - Good evening Sandy
victim - hi, sandy
Scooby - 1.......
sub - greetings, Beautiful Sandy
Scooby - Hey Sandy!!!
Sandy - Hi Sub. You were so wonderful in St Louis
victim - say, how was your meeting, sub?
Sandy - Hi Scooby Hi Victim
sub - thank You, Lovely One. my meeting was wonderful, vic
Sandy - Victim the meeting with sub was absolutely wonderful
Sandy - Shy Guy what time is it?
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 4:27pm
Sandy - Hey Tom Nine how are you?
victim - well, sandy...he survived...that´s plenty
Shy Guy - I make it 9:24, no matter what Clepsy says
Sandy - Shy Guy were are you?
Sandy - Vicitm, TICKLE TICKLE
victim - for me it´s 10:30
Diana - OK, fixed it
TomNine - Doing good Sandy. Did you see the account Paul wrote of your meeting?
Shy Guy - UK, just north of Oxford
Diana - The it was the dog that made the mess
sub - thanks, Kind Valkyrie
Scooby - Diana, didja visit my site yet?
Diana - Hi, Sandy
victim - giggle, sandy
Diana - No, what's the URL?
Scooby - I made the mess? I have no idea how I did it!
* Shy Guy offers Diana his eternal grattitude, and wonders if she could obtain the return of his blanket too?
Sandy - Tom Nine , Yes and I thought it was GREAT!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
Diana - I've seen the blanket; maybe it's best if you don't get it back.
Scooby - www.thompsoncoburn.com You will find nude wrestling chicks everywhere!
Diana - Think of it as it used to be, not as it is now
Sandy - Hi Diana, I hope the video turns out nice for you
victim - what did you do to him, sandy?
Scooby - Sandy, who was your favorite?
Sandy - I met a cute little puppy dog two days ago I will call him sub
* Scooby sits back and watches the reaction to his loaded question.
Diana - It looks like every other Frontpage site. What did it cost, $100?
sub - arf, arf
Scooby - Ouch. What does it need? More porn?
Sandy - Scooby I really should not say, I think he barks real nice though
Diana - Did he eat all his biscuits?
TomNine - sub, are you finally house-broken?
Scooby - Web sucks anyway. I'm a publications designer.
victim - scoob, is that michelle strangling a dog on the frontpage?
Diana - It could do without this"{FrontPage Save Results Component]"
MikeF - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:33pm)
Sandy - Yes Diana just as instructed. Every last one
sub - i had an excellent trainer, T9
Shy Guy - Evening mike
Scooby - Diana, they were too cheap to have it done right out of house. So that's what you get. a site designed by a cartoon dog.
sub - hi MikeF
Sandy - sub is that TNT 9?
Scooby - I don't understand that last comment Diana.
victim - hi, mikeF
Diana - It was on this page http://www.thompsoncoburn.com/_vti_bin/shtml.dll/Contact.htm
Diana - Oops, this page http://www.thompsoncoburn.com/Contact.htm
Diana - I'm sure it will be great when it's ready
sub - Beautiful Sandy, T9=TomNine
MikeF - (because Brits are so proper) What does one Brit ask the other after sex?
Diana - "Would you like more?"
Sandy - Heard HBP won some money, Good for him
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:37pm)
Scooby - Ooops. Somebody fucked up.
Diana - Goodness, who wrote all the meaningless drivel on the site?
yoyo - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:37pm)
Scooby - Yes, please give me more! Rip on me! It's the only way I'll know.
MikeF - "Have you arrived?"
yoyo - HOOOWWWWDY !!
TomNine - Hey, yoyo
sub - HBP is a nice guy, deserves some good fortune
Clepsydra - A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.
victim - hi, yoyo
Shy Guy - Hey there Yoyo
Diana - I love this bit:
Diana - Do not send us information
Scooby - yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Diana - until you speak with one of our lawyers and get
Scooby - Where's that from?
Diana - authorization to send that information to us.
Diana - And then, later on, it gives me a form to fill in, asking for all sorts of information.
sub - hi yoyo
yoyo - tom9 how ya doin shy guy victimc good day scoob wassup dawg
Scooby - Oh! The disclaimer! Look that crap had nothing to do with me. Keep it ot design! That's all political crap.
yoyo - good day sub
Diana - Yes, you have a nice little $100 web site here
Diana - Took about half an hour?
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 4:40pm
yoyo - HI there SANDY!!
victim - scoob, perhaps i should post the next story for you to this site...
Scooby - I'm not sure if I spent that long on it. Spend most of my time here.
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 4:41pm
Scooby - Okay that's it! If I wanted abuse I would've scheduled a session with Sandy!!
Diana - I filled in you "more information" form, we'll see what happens
yoyo - HEY victim whats up whats the topic some one clue me in
Sandy - Hi there YoYo
sub - a minute ago it was 'your' web site, Scoob
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 4:42pm
Scooby - uh-oh.
Scooby - Well, that's when it was good.
Scooby - Sorta like havin kids. They're yours when they behave.
yoyo - Sandy do you do any traveling in the great white north ....my people call it "KANADA"
Sandy - sub are you getting my private messages?
Scooby - What else Di?
Diana - Apparently, you're involved in the Girl Scouts of America?
Sandy - I would love to come to Kanada (Canada) I will probably plan a trip this year
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
sub - i am, Magnificent Sandy, and i offer my gratitude for them
Diana - You ran a spell checker over the text, you didn't run a readability test.
yoyo - Where in canada?
* Scooby is waiting for Diana's punch line...
Diana - The prose is uterly appalling
Diana - Er - what's the purpose of the web site?
Scooby - What do you mean by readability? What's prose?
Sandy - yoyo, not sure. where are you?
yoyo - Anyone had any wrestling sessions lately .....waiting on collette guimond she is in montreal the next month
victim - sandy...ever in germany?
Scooby - To recruit young female attorneys fresh out of college and because the other guy has one.
Diana - Then where
Diana - Then where's the pictures of horny naked men?
Sandy - Victim, Germany would also be a great place to visit then I could tickle you
sub - yoyo, Sandy was just in St Louis and several of us had sessions with Her
Scooby - secret address for those.
yoyo - If you do come ,make it in the summer..don't want to get caught in an arctic blizzard
Shy Guy - I got to play with Sonia last week...
Diana - Oh, that's handy, you do copyright litigation
Sandy - yoyo that would be a good idea then I can get away from the heat here
Scooby - OOOO KAN A DAH... Sure we do copyright litigation! Why?
thegreenone - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:49pm)
Mike - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:49pm)
yoyo - how was sonia shy guy what type of session
Shy Guy - Hi G1, Sonia was incredible yoyo
victim - hey, mike, green
yoyo - ye sscoob YOU MUST VISIT THE KANADAH
Shy Guy - We did some 'domination' wrestling
yoyo - shy guy...was she very muscular
thegreenone - I'm here, Scooby!! What is it you wanted to talk about?
Shy Guy - Not FBB muscular, but she is incredibly strong
yoyo - Sandy...Who is the toughest fbb you ever wrestled against
Shy Guy - I was 8" taller, and around 80 lbs heavier, and I don't think she was trying hard at any point
Diana - 
yoyo - must have been a blast shy guy...cant wait for a session with colette
TomNine - Gotta go to slice veggies for dinner. Probably be back after Seinfeld.
Diana - She looks tough
Scooby - Dats my boss!
sub - cya T9
TomNine - Diana, is that you?
yoyo - EGADS diana who is that
Shy Guy - Starting a new gallery Diana?
Scooby - Diana, fer cryin out loud! Post babes if you're gonna do this!
yoyo - HEY scoob some scully please to erase that image
TomNine - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:57pm)
victim - wow, scoob...lucky dog...lol
Scooby - Wow! That even scared T9 off!
Diana - OK, how about 
* Shy Guy wonders if she's single?
Scooby - Gadzooks Diana! Here, let me show ya....
thegreenone - who are these people?
Diana - Oh look, here's a picture of Scooby ....
victim - shy, you´re a masochist or what...wait...yes, i forgot...lol
thegreenone - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 4:59pm)
Scooby - uh oh.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Diana - 
Scooby - What the....? HIM???
victim - WHHHAAAAHAHAHAHA
Scooby - You could pick someone better looking than that!
Mike - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:01pm)
Diana - I love baldies
yoyo - oh god DIANA please stop ....SCOOB hurry some SCULLY i'll even take some mulder at this point
Scooby - I do look bad for 33 don't I?
greenroads - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:01pm)
Cartman - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:02pm)
yoyo - Say it ain't so scoob
Scooby - 
sub - wb, GR. hi Cart
greenroads - you need a tribbel on that head, scooby..
Shy Guy - Hey guys
Cartman - Kiiyyiick Ass
Scooby - If I looked like that I'd kill myself!
Sandy - Mike you keep getting kicked out
greenroads - I NEED to learn how to do this...
Cartman - Hey I fugin look like that except I'm not bald
yoyo - now I can have dinner GOD BLESS Y'A SCOOB
Charon - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:03pm)
Charon - Hello.
Scooby - You got glasses Cartman?
Cartman - Yep
sub - hi Charon
Cartman - I don't wear em all the time
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 5:04pm
Scooby - I think the glasses are the only thing that resemble me.
Cartman - Just when I wanna see
yoyo - SCOOB got any pics of SANDY
Cartman - I hate teh idea of contacts
Scooby - Di, do ya want me to e-mail you a picture of me so that you can post it here?
Cartman - the gude dog helpa as well
Sandy - Boy this place gets crowded
Baldy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:05pm)
Cartman - You see I should wear em when I type
Baldy - Hey all, hello Sandy!
Scooby - She's still looking for things to hassle me about...
Sandy - yoyo go to my site www.heatwave.net
Balinor - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:06pm)
Cartman - Sandy, Slid down any good poles lately?
Sandy - Is this the Baldy that I know?
Charon - Hey, sub. Sounds like a fruckus in here from the other room!
Balinor - Hello folks
Sandy - Cartman, wish I could slide down some good poles
Scooby - Baldy, was that your picture that Diana just posted?
Baldy - Yes. I ttok you advise for my workouts.
Charon - Howdy, Balinor.
sub - hi Baldy
Cartman - Isn't that required in your job, ?
* Scooby grabs Shy Guy's CD case and starts to chew on it.
Baldy - No, I have hair, the nicknam is something I got stuck with when I shaved my head a few years back.
Sandy - Baldy hows the weather up there?
Cartman - Huw Pugh Barley Mcgrew Cuthert Dibble and Stout
* Shy Guy wonders where everyone came from, last thing he saw was Gillian Anderson
Baldy - Sandy, Rain, rain, rain. Any plans of coming up here?
Scooby - Green, you out there?
Cartman - Yes madam Right Away, Right Away!
yoyo - EVEYONE HAVE A GOOD ONE!....playin hockey tonite eh !!!!!!
* Shy Guy will be impressed if anyone else get's that reference
Charon - Bye, yo.
yoyo - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:10pm)
Scooby - He used to be a shy boy..... until I made him my boy.......
Cartman - ELEVATE!!!!!
Scooby - Cartman, you're gonna have to lay off the cheesey poofs. Seriously. I'm worried about ya, man....
Cartman - Well Shy guy at least you get it all, it is all in honour of Sandy
Shy Guy - Shush Scooby, they don't know about us yet
Balinor - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:12pm)
Scooby - you're too shy shy hush sush eye to eye.....
Baldy - what happened Balinor?
Balinor - so what are all you guys into?
victim - have to go. cya soon
Cartman - You Yanks missed out on a lot of great tv, I was quopting from Trumpton a great tv show
Shy Guy - Hey Balinor
sub - cya victim
Balinor - don't know...I just lost connection for a while
Scooby - buh bye viggers.
Scooby - I'm into trouble!
Charon - Good-bye, victim.
Cartman - Yards bette than big bird and the cookie monster
Clepsydra - Go 'way! You're bothering me!
Shy Guy - C Ya vic
greenroads - what did you want to talk about, scooby??
Scooby - This comic thing.
Shy Guy - I dunno Cart, Cookie was kind of cool....
MikeF - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:15pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
Shy Guy - Manners Clepsy
Charon - Hey, Mike
greenroads - I have three pages written so far..
Baldy - hey clep, hows the time?
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 5:16pm
Shy Guy - wb Mike
Cartman - SG, you cannot be seeeerious, there was real class in trumton and camberwick green was superb
greenroads - how many videos did you say need to be made, scooby?
Scooby - My comic style tends to be silly and not serious.
Shy Guy - But Cookie Monster ate Cookies...
Baldy - Cartman, I've always wondered, are you still a beefcake?
Balinor - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:17pm)
Cartman - Time flies by when you're the dirver of a train and yoou ride on the footplate there and back again, over bridges under birdges to our destination
Scooby - I'm starting to get caught up for now. But I'm constantly working on Volume 3. When that gets done, I'll probably get another 90 requests.
Scooby - BEEFCAKE!!!
Cartman - And who culd forget "Riding along in an army truck"
Scooby - No, kitty! That's my potpie!
Charon - Cartman is so buff, he can't even fit in the chatroom.
Shy Guy - Camblewick Green had the windmill?
Baldy - I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
Scooby - Cartman, if there was no mixed fighting in it, why would we want to remember it?
Cartman - BEEFCAKE!! What is that, apart from the cake, obviously
Cartman - I won't take that from a Jew
Scooby - You Cartman. After you've taken WeightGain 4000 to look all buff for the cameras.
greenroads - you said you were worryed about the quality of the tape. I'll tell yo what to do. First to a master tape, then go out and buy a 20 dollar tape, and tape the master tape onto that, (it will be just as good quality, if not better) then send off the 2nd master copy to whoever wants to help you dub the tapes, and they use that 2nd master to make the rest of the tapes...
MikeF - Sounds like we've got an imposter here pretending to be "Cartman."
Cartman - SG that was Camberwick Green, Windy Miller Windy Miller grinding up the corn
Diana - It isn't that simple, green
Sandy - Scooby you have a cat?
Scooby - GR, I've never heard of $20 tapes. Where can you get those? Are you sure the quality will be just as good if you're dubbing in SP speed?
MikeF - That still doesn't answer my question.
Shy Guy - They just don't play sound effects like they used to...
greenroads - do you have anyway i can IM you, scooby?
Andy Pandy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:22pm)
Scooby - What is IM?
Charon - Hi, AP.
Andy Pandy - Andy Pandy's coming to play tra lalalala etc
sub - hi AP
Scooby - No Sandy I'm allergic to cats. I like to chase them though.
Shy Guy - Yo AP
greenroads - I used one to make another master copy of a video I made for a friend. they are TDK gold or something like that. They are the BEST tape you can buy..
Teddy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:23pm)
Scooby - Benny Hill: "OH! A Ahyundee Pahyuhduh Bayerah!"
Baldy - any plans of comming to balt sandy?
Teddy - Hello Andy
Scooby - I buy Maxell Gold right now. Is there a difference?
Sandy - Scooby what kind of cats do you chase?
greenroads - IM is Instant Message.
Andy Pandy - Hello Teddy
Scooby - Any pussy will do.
- logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:24pm)
sub - hi Ted
Scooby - I'm sorry. I had no choice. You set that one up so well.
Charon - Hi, Ted.
Teddy - Andy I think it's time we did some marching
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 5:25pm
Sandy - Scooby yes I did
Andy Pandy - Yes I agree, shall we begin?
Scooby - GR, you mean like a private message?
Andy Pandy - Marching marching marching up and down
Baldy - scooby has two things on his mind, cats and ...nevermind.
greenroads - well, I have been making movies and videos for like 10 years, and I find that NOTHING is better than TDK tapes. Let me change what I said before. Buy 2 master copy tapes, that way, they will look even better, if you dub one off of the other.
Teddy - marching marching all around the town
Scooby - Somebody shoot the stuffed animals for cryin out loud!!!
Sandy - scooby you are soooo bad
Sandy - Mike F, depends on what you ask
greenroads - Kind of, like a buddy list, on AOL
Andy Pandy - Well It's time for bed Ted, Goodnight Goodnight Andy and Teddy are saying goodbye, Goodnight everyone
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 5:28pm
Teddy - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:28pm)
Shy Guy - 'Night AP, Ted
Sandy - Scooby I love stuffed animals, I have this huge teddy bear at the fire station that I sleep with
Baldy - I gotta go too.
Andy Pandy - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:29pm)
Sandy - buy baldy
Baldy - Keep in touch sandy, and keep getting stronger!
Sandy - OOOpps wrong buy
Shy Guy - You shouldn't have said that Sandy, half the regulars will log in as stuffed animals now...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
sub - lucky teddy bear at the fire station
Baldy - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:30pm)
Diana - Bye, Sandy
Sandy - Shy Guy we will have lots of stuffed animals
Charon - Later, Baldy.
Sandy - Diana That was for Baldy
Diana - Bye, Baldy
Scooby - Sandy, why don't you replace your teddy bear with sub?
Charon - Not feeling quite so Norse today, D?
Scooby - I'm sure he would sit there and behave himself all day and wait for you to get home so you could cuddle with him all night.
Shy Guy - He could cook and do the cleaning too
MikeF - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:33pm)
Scooby - You may have to wash him occasionnally. And when you get mad, you can still rip his ears off like you do now.
greenroads - I'll see if i can send you a program, where you can use IM's, scoobs
Diana - I feel perfectly Norman
- logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:34pm)
Sandy - Scooby He would have to move
- logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:34pm)
Scooby - GR, what's the difference between IM's and a chat room or e-mail?
h - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:35pm)
hy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:35pm)
Sandy - sub would you like to get your ears ripped off?
Rhys - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:35pm)
Rhys - I seem to be coming on bits and pieces
sub - by You, Lovely Sandy? it would be a pleasure
Sandy - Sub scooby says I should rip your ears off
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:37pm)
Diana - Hi, Rhys
greenroads - I'm's have no wait. they pop up in a little box on your main screen, or whatever screen you're on. Say, I wanted to IM you right now, a little box would pop up, and say something like, Greenroads just sent you a IM, will you accept it? or something like that..its just you and me tallking, no one else..
Rhys - Hi, Diana - and the rest.
sub - Scooby could get himself in trouble making suggestions like that
Charon - Hello, Rhys.
Rhys - Hi, Charon
Sandy - maybe I should rip his ears off
Shy Guy - Hi Rhys, you made it in the end!
greenroads - you can use it i THINK even if you don't have AOL, but you need the program. what server do you use to get on the net, scoobs?
Rhys - I always make it in the end - get it in the end - up the end, whatever
sub - hi Rhys.
Diana - do you have detachable ears, Scooby?
Rhys - Soemtimes I give it to them in the end, too - or up their ends
Clepsydra - 5:41pm
Charon - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:41pm)
Sandy - Diana he will have when I get done with him, Velcro
Charon the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:41pm)
Rhys - Hey, Charon! Was it THAT bad?
Rhys - OH! I see...
Charon the Valkyrie - Hmmm. Nah, I feel all weird and top heavy.
Charon the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:42pm)
Charon - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:42pm)
Scooby the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:42pm)
Charon - I probably gonna regret that.
Sandy - Charon why do you feel top heavy?
Scooby the Valkyrie - I'm back kiddies.
Rhys - I had to inspect a shopping center today (real estate appraiser) and went inot a "health spa" run by a real "three dollar bill". He was none other than......
sub - uurrgghh. imposter Valkyries again
Sandy - Scooby what makes you a Valkyrie?
Scooby the Valkyrie - Well, I have a very firm buttocks.
ThillyB the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:44pm)
Charon - Well, Sandy, I guess I'm just not used to that mass distribution.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
Sandy - Scooby want to try a real Valkyrie?
Scooby the Valkyrie - Thilly!
ThillyB the Valkyrie - Jethus! Thandy haths my color!
Rhys - He's back
Sandy - Charon did I miss something?
Scooby the Valkyrie - Sure Sandy! Do you know any?
Scooby the Valkyrie - Thilly, howth your carrot cake coming along?
Rhys - Hey ThillyB?
Sandy - Scooby I would kick your butt
ThillyB the Valkyrie - Yethssss....?
Sandy the ValkyrieFan - Nickname changed
ThillyB the Valkyrie - My carrott cake? Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!! The thing Feelllll... jutht like a limp dick
Scooby the Valkyrie - Sandy, you forget my most important skill.....
Sandy - Scooby what is that?
Scooby the Valkyrie - .... I can run.
Sandy the ValkyrieFan - what, Scoob, chasing parked cars?
sub - Nickname changed
Rhys - Scoob can tell a 1956 Nash Rambler just by the smell of the tires.
Scooby the Valkyrie - Seriously though, you couldn't kick my butt. I'm too pretty. One look at me and all you'd wanna do is kiss me all over. But I wouldn't let ya ;-)
Diana - What he needs is a good shampoo all over.
Shy Guy - Gotta run myself guys (and Valkyries), C Y'all next week
Charon - Later, SG.
Rhys - Scoob, do why do dogs drag their ass over the carpet?
Scooby the Valkyrie - ByeShyGuy
sub - cya SG
Rhys - I mean, it's disgusting.
Shy Guy - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:51pm)
Scooby the Valkyrie - It's called Scooting, Rhys. It's the best way to scratch our itchy anuses.
ThillyB the Valkyrie - Yeth, Thcoob, why?
magilla - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:52pm)
Scooby the Valkyrie - Maybe Thilly could scratch my anus the next time it itches?
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 5:52pm
Olivier - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:53pm)
Scooby the Valkyrie - Thilly?
Scooby the Valkyrie - Thilly?
magilla - hello everyone!
Scooby the Valkyrie - Thilly?
ThillyB the Valkyrie - Oh! There gothes a biiiig HUNKl... I'mmmmm outa here.
ThillyB the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:53pm)
Olivier - hi, everyone,
Rhys - Bye ThillyBruth
Scooby the Valkyrie - Hello newcomers!
Charon - Howdy, magilla.
Diana - Hi, magilla
Scooby the Valkyrie - Still there Sandy?
Rhys - Bye everybody
Rhys - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:54pm)
magilla - what kind of lies are we telling today?
Charon - ...and Olivier, too.
Sandy - Scooby My phone keeps ringing
Charon - See ya, Rhys.
magilla - hello Diana!
Rhys - SEEEEYAAAAAAA........................
Rhys - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 5:55pm)
magilla - and a Howdy do...to you too...Charon
Olivier - hi, charon, how are you today ?
sub - hi magilla, Olivier
magilla - hello sub
Charon - Real good, Olivier. Only one person has asked me if I'm a fbb so far.
Olivier - hello sub, best regards from the old world
Olivier - Charon, are you a fbb ?
magilla - I must be one of the few people around who doesn't care who is a fbb...lol
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
Charon - I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
Charon - That, plus I don't know of a Gend-o-flex machine to be found in a gym.
greenroads - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:01pm)
magilla - those muscle heads are always sweating up the room...lol
Ghost - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:02pm)
magilla - hello Ghostie!
Charon - I've been snorting crack while bonging a fifth of whiskey, but I never thought I was going to die. But the first millisecond I was on a Stairmaster...
Olivier - this chat room runs very slow in the old world
Charon - Hey, Ghost.
sub - hi Ghost
Ghost - Magilla hi everybody Sub,Charon
magilla - this room is about as fast as a broken down snail
Sandy - Hi Ghost
Sandy - Ghost why do you always get on when I have to go?
AndrullaFan - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:04pm)
Olivier - I hate it to wait so long, time to say goodbye
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 6:05pm
Ghost - Everybody still having trouble getting tossed ? Sandy hi
AndrullaFan - Just popping through...
Olivier - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:05pm)
Charon - Too bad, O. See ya!
Ghost - Didnt know yopu were here
magilla - can see Oliver now...galloping across the far side of the horizon
Sandy - yes I am answering the phone and doing this also, kind of crazy
Charon - I've been okay for a couple of days now, Ghost.
Ghost - Sol How are you Beautiful Sandy
Sandy - Ghost I am just fine, had a blast in St Louis
magilla - keeps life from getting too dull Sandy
Sandy - magilla yes it does, bordum I never have
magilla - one thing I will say about St,. Louis...it aint dul...lol
Ghost - Sandy glad to hear it . So when will yuo be comeing out this way again ?
Sandy - Ghost not to sure when I have so many places to go
AndrullaFan - Gotta go again. Errands to run, people to see....
Ghost - I believe that Sandy
sub - cya AndrullaFan
Ghost - You looking forward to going to the WWC
Sandy - magilla, I saw four lovely walls in St Louis
Charon - Bye, AF.
Ghost - Will this be your first one Sandy
Sandy - Yes I am Ghost, I just booked my first appointment there
magilla - sounds like you had a real swinging time there Sandy...
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 6:11pm
Ghost - sounds Cool
Sandy - Was there another WWC before this one?
Ghost - I do believe so
Sandy - I really have to go! So I will be back as Arnold would say
magilla - good to see you Sandy!
Diana - Bye, Sandy
sub - farewell, Beautiful One
Ghost - take care Sandy
AndrullaFan - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:14pm)
Sandy - Bye everyone
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 6:15pm
Charon - Nice meeting you, Sandy.
Sandy - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:15pm)
Ghost - Take care Sandy Talk with you later
Ghost - dam I came in to late
Ghost - Hay Sub How you doing today
sub - ok, Mike. thanks for asking. how are you?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:17pm)
Charon - I saw you me Eddy, Ghost.
Ghost - A little better then 2 days ago thanks Hi Scoob
Charon - I saw you met Eddy, Ghost.
Ghost - Yes I did Charon . Never met him in person
DEATH - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:19pm)
Scooby - Hi kids.
Ghost - this otta be good
DEATH - One day you will all be mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Charon - DEATH is listening... will he take the first man to scream? Let's watch...
Death - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:20pm)
Death - Stop fooling these people Im the real DEATH
Scooby - DEATH!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Ghost - My God theres two of them
Charon - More like zoinks, eh Scoob.
DEATH - NONSENSE! The real DEATH uses all caps! YOU are an IMPOSTER!!!!!
Ghost - One is enough
Death - You didnt use all CAPS
DEATH - Ask me a question that only the real DEATH would know.
Ghost - watch the 2 dwaths fight
Scooby - There's too much black.
Death - Who was the first one that you took from this room
Scooby - There.
Charon - One is more of a quiet, dignified death. The other is kind of a getting sucked into a combine.
DEATH - SILENCE FUCKERS!!!!
Death - WELL IM WAITING
Scooby - My my what a temper.
Diana - Oh, did you want me to Choose?
Death - answer the Question you FAKE WHO WAS THE FIRST ONE THAT I TOOK FROM THIS ROOM
Ghost - Tihs is cool
Ghost - Hi Mighty Diana sorry didnt know you were here
Charon - Is this a fight to the, uh, death?
Death - WELL
Death - WHO WAS IT YOU FOOL
sub - hey, if you death-guys can't keep your schedules straight, maybe you should just take each other and leave us alone. You don't want to mess with us, anyway
Ghost - Wow hes getting mad it looks like
Ghost - Subs right Go Some where else
Diana - Very reminiscent of Dom. Has anybody done the gender enquiry?
sub - Diana protects us, you know, and She'll kick both your asses
Death - Ill Leave but this Fake is going to pay and pay dearly
Death - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:29pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 6:30pm
Ghost - Wow he left fast
Diana - Or she ...
Ghost - WOW
Charon - Ah, nuts. I was just going to get the stallions and lances, too.
Ghost - Not I Diana
Diana - Or the geldings
Charon - I was thinking nightmares...
Diana - Oh, the Night Riders
Ghost - This keeps up I will have nightmares
Ghost - Thanks Sub for scaring him off
Diana - Well done, brave sub
sub - any Death with some sense is afraid of Diana, Ghost
Ghost - true very true Sub
sub - brave sub, hiding behind the Valkyrie
* Ghost was flying around trying to stay out of the way
Diana - That's what Valkyries are for, though
Charon - Give him your gauntlet, D. If they come back, he can heave it at them.
Ghost - Thankyou Mighty Diana
Diana - Charon has his pole
Charon - I also took a great axe from a barbarian once. I don't know how to use it, though...
* Ghost just flies around trying to stay out of the way
Ghost - a Ax is very easy Charon
Charon - But it makes a capital rudder...
Ghost - lol
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:39pm)
Charon - Hey, he didn't have a penny. That's how it goes.
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, I'm pretty sure you use oars
Ghost - WB Mighty Diana
Charon - Oh, so I'm not allowed to innovate?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, I don't think you are.
Ghost - I see Nichol finaly showed up lastnight at 1am
Charon - Oh. My apologies, Diana. Won'
Diana the Valkyrie - I mean, could you put on an outboard motor?
sub - if you're fonig to innovate, Charon, get an outboard motor. you must have plenty of cash saved up by now
Charon - If someone is buried with one, I could, sure.
Diana the Valkyrie - Put wings on it?
sub - fonig? i though i typed 'going'
Charon - Billions and billions of people, you'd think someone would want to be buried in their Sea Nautique 4000.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 6:45pm
Charon - Why weren't you 'the Valkyrie' before, Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - Font shenanigans
Diana the Valkyrie - Which got out of hand when Scooby made a mess
Diana the Valkyrie - Then Sandy showed up, so I cleared it all up
Diana the Valkyrie - This demonstrating yet again, that ...
Charon - Oh, I thought someone had decided to toy with fate there.
Diana the Valkyrie - A little knowledge is more dangerous than total ignorance
Charon - Yessssssss. Isn't it though. My best customers are the slightly informed!
Clepsydra - Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
saxon has the flu - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:52pm)
saxon has the flu - Hi all
Ghost - Hi Sax
Charon - Sorry to hear that, saxon.
sub - hi saxon. sorry to hear that
* Ghost is not well eather
Diana the Valkyrie - Have some chicken soup
saxon has the flu - Hi to Mike charon DV and power to Sub
saxon has the flu - Veggie
Charon - Anybody... really sick?
Diana the Valkyrie - Medicinal
HANGMAN - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 6:55pm)
Ghost - yes
saxon has the flu - me in the head
Charon - Hey, HANGMAN.
saxon has the flu - Hi Hangman
HANGMAN - yes I hanged Ghost many years ao
sub - hi Hang
Ghost - Hi HM
HANGMAN - Hang hi and hang low
HANGMAN - my best friend is a tree
Diana the Valkyrie - So how are they hanging these days?
Ghost - no a FBB squeezed me dead
saxon has the flu - I,m going to have a Earl Grey tea anybody want while i,m in the there
HANGMAN - depends on how offen I use the,
sub - no thanks, saxon, but nice of you to offer
Charon - I'm okay, sax.
Ghost - thanks anyway sax
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 7:00pm
HANGMAN - Looking for a nice rope deale....know any?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hemp?
Ghost - Hemp ?what
Charon - Now I know why your chicken soup is so medicinal, Diana.
HANGMAN - knots we are all tied up in knots trhese days...always running around trying to beatthe time
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 7:03pm
saxon has the flu - bloody cold here DV
HANGMAN - no, but I was the reaper before
saxon has the flu - i,ve got the heating on (English summer time)
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 7:05pm
Charon - Well, the lord loves a hangin' HM. That's why he gave us necks.
sub - unhood thyself, HM. we're all curious
Ghost - Hang was the Reaper ?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hemp, the best ropes are made out of hemp.
HANGMAN - YesI fuck up and sent this message which was to be a private one ,instead it showed up in the hat roomguys,oh well reaper was fun but everyone was too quiet then , so now I am the Hangman, it's realy me Smitty
saxon has the flu - the flame on my lighter just froze
Clepsydra - Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:08pm)
Blasterman - Hello everyone!
Charon - Hey, B-man.
Ghost - HM ? You were the Reaper now your the Hangman ? How many people are you ?
sub - the best ropes for hanging, anyway. hemp doesn't stretch much.
sub - hi Bman
Ghost - hi Blast
saxon has the flu - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:10pm)
Charon - Too cold, saxon? See-ya.
INFLUENZA - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:11pm)
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:11pm)
sub - hi infl
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, smitty. Hi, Bman
Ghost - hi INF
Ghost - WB Blast
INFLUENZA - I here that saxon a bloody nice bloke
Blasterman - (Blasterman kneels ,kisses Diana's foot and thanks her again for her kindness).
sub - he's a fine man, inf. very generous
Charon - Not at all INF. We're well rid of him. ;^)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 7:15pm
Charon - Glad you're here, though.
INFLUENZA - No way i want to be just like him
sub - start asking Women if you can look at their calves, inf
HANGMAN - going now what time you want on Saturday night o She can put it in her book nd the time is than yours
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 7:17pm
Charon - Let me know if INFLUENZA becomes PNEUMONIA. I think we can make a deal. Burial with a boat motor in exchange for passage across certain bodies of water...
INFLUENZA - AH Sub he must be a man after my own hart
sub - influenza has a thing for legs? who knew?
HANGMAN - damm I am outta here the limb broke off the tree need to give these people a refund . bye folks
Charon - Bye HM.
sub - cya HM
INFLUENZA - later HM
* Diana the Valkyrie tries to remember the theme of the web site
binettifan - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:24pm)
Blasterman - Hey guys I have a good idea!If we all submit pictures of ourselfs to Diana(not really us but what we think our screenames should look like),the Diana can create the gallery of "Chatroom chatters".What do you think?
Charon - Hey, bf.
sub - hi bfan
INFLUENZA - i have no scanner
Blasterman - hi bf.
binettifan - Diana :like the pics of Valerie Gangi
INFLUENZA - but what a great i
binettifan - hello everybody
* Charon agrees with Diana, and apologizes for his banality.
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you, BF - there's more to come
INFLUENZA - hi BF
Diana the Valkyrie - Bman, you can set up your own little mini web site if you want
binettifan - all the Binetti pics from Ms O? hopefully
Charon - Have to go, everyone. Good-bye, Diana.
Charon - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:28pm)
Blasterman - Eh,it was just an idea.
Ghost - later Charon
INFLUENZA - Sub hows it going with Dom these days
* Ghost hase to fly for now but will be back later
sub - haven't heard from Dom in quite some time, inf
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 7:29pm
sub - cya Ghost
HANGMAN - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:29pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine idea, Bman
INFLUENZA - bye Mike
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 7:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye Mike, Hangman
Ghost - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:30pm)
INFLUENZA - 24 hours for nothing
Clepsydra - 7:31pm
sub - not for nothing, inf. it was quite the little event in it's own right
INFLUENZA - i agree you did well
Diana the Valkyrie - sub has other fish to fry now
Blasterman - 24 hours of what?
Clepsydra - Time for a change 7:34pm
INFLUENZA - oh
binettifan - gotta go the kids are fighting
* sub fries furiously
INFLUENZA - bye BF
sub - cya bfan. you don't know about the subathon, Bman?
Blasterman - bye bf
Diana the Valkyrie - You've forgotten the sub-a-thon already?
Blasterman - OK I remember now.
INFLUENZA - shame on you
* sub joins Ozymandias in the realization that immortality is a relative thing
binettifan - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:38pm)
INFLUENZA - DV why does it take so long to down load avi
INFLUENZA - hello
INFLUENZA - anyone
Blasterman - Blaster joins Ozyanharriet for some excitment.
INFLUENZA - i,m alone
sub - they are just big files, inf
INFLUENZA - thank you sub
Blasterman - Diana have you seen the Kinkster around?
Diana the Valkyrie - Not for a while, BMan
Diana the Valkyrie - What speed modem do you use, Saxon?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 7:45pm
INFLUENZA - sod knows DV
INFLUENZA - thats not my name!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - The sod also knows why it takes so long
Diana the Valkyrie - What's not your name?
INFLUENZA - havn,t got a clue when it comes to computers
INFLUENZA - thats why i,m a train driver
sub - he knows all about Women's legs, though
wb270 - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:48pm)
wb270 - hello folks
sub - hi wb
INFLUENZA - Hi wb
Hi wb - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:49pm)
wb270 - Hi Hi
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, wb
Hi wb - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:50pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello hi
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:51pm)
Blasterman - What a day.Hi wb.
wb270 - got three new girls in the last two days, for the list
sub - wb Bman. who, wb?
Blasterman - Praytell who?
wb270 - one girl in Germany, and two in Canada
Blasterman - How about Rhode Island?
wb270 - Only one I've added yet is Anya in Germany
Diana the Valkyrie - She also announced on my Message Board, and I did a link to her web site
wb270 - Ottawa(Tanya), Vancouver(Dana) and somewhere in Germany(Anya)
wb270 - Anya also sent something to Lisa, so I've got to add her to the Gladiator site too.
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 7:56pm)
wb270 - A guy just wrote me giving me hell for leaving out the "é" in Valérie Francoz too
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 8:00pm
sub - yeah, wb, you're always so careless. :^)
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 8:02pm)
Blasterman - Poeple complain about everything wb.Even when it's free.
wb270 - I'm the world's greatest Americaqn Chauvinist, and people are giving me a hard time about meters and kilograms, rather than honest units like pounds and feet
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 8:04pm
Diana the Valkyrie - You mean metres
wb270 - I mean 39.37 inches
Diana the Valkyrie - Roughly
wb270 - well, if you want I'll dig up the official definition whichi is in terms of wavelengths of a particular light source, I believe.
Clepsydra - Q: How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why does it *have* to be changed?
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 8:09pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I thought the inch was the length of the second joint of the index finger of King Harold
Diana the Valkyrie - Or something like that
Diana the Valkyrie - An wasn't the metre originally defined in terms of the earth's circumference?
wb270 - yes, something like that
Blasterman - Good night all!
Blasterman - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 8:11pm)
wb270 - yes the meter was, and then there was a platimum irridium bar, I beileve, and there is one of those in the museum where I work, but none of that is precise or stable enough for a modern standard
wb270 - I don't work in a muesum, but there is a museum where I work
wb270 - gotta go eat. be back in a while, bye
wb270 - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 8:13pm)
sub - as of 1983, meter is defined as the length of the path of light in a vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 sec.
Clepsydra - Q: How many presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Less and less all the time.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 8:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, and the second is somethin to do with Cesium
Diana the Valkyrie - And the speed of light is (we hope) a constant.
Clepsydra - Q: How many West Virginians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they don't have Eeeeelextrisssity in West Virginia.
sub - it isn't, but no one has been able to prove otherwise, yet
Diana the Valkyrie - It isn't?
sub - i used to live in a housefull of physicists. they couldn't stand it when someone said something like that, introducing another variable
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm not understanding you, are you opining that the speed of light in a vacuum is not a constant?
Clepsydra - Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!" A: None, they get screwed in the ass instead. A: Hey, don't let's talk about the lightbulb, honey, let's talk about the shade ! A: Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache.
sub - actually, i'm of the opinion that there are no constants. this, however, is yet another field in which my opinion isn't worth much
Diana the Valkyrie - No constants? Not even zero?
sub - a philosopher-friend of mine used to feed me lines like that to drive the physicists crazy
sub - zero is a mathematical constant, not physical. it is constant by definition
Charon - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 8:25pm)
Charon - Hi again.
sub - wb Charon
Diana the Valkyrie - You can define anything as constant by definition
Charon - Thanks, sub.
Charon - How did you come to live in a house of physicists, sub?
sub - true, but such a definition can be misleading. people once believed that 12 inches was a constant
sub - roommates, Charon, when i was a student
Charon - Oh, I see, sub. Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 8:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - That was before the Fitzgerald Contraction
Diana the Valkyrie - And the Michelson-Morley experiment
sub - np, Charon. Diana was probably about to crush me anyway
Charon - Well, then, I'm even sorrier I interrupted :-)
Diana the Valkyrie - sub doesn't want to be crushed???
sub - when You put it that way, Mighty Diana, well, i'd love to be crushed by You
Diana the Valkyrie - O fickle sub
sub - a sub can't even use a figure of speech around here without being accused of ficklosity
sub - ficklicity?
sub - ficklotiousness?
sub - capriciousness, maybe?
sub - somebody please bail me out of this, ok?
Diana the Valkyrie - fecklessness?
Diana the Valkyrie - Here, dig yourself out with this spade
sub - fecklessness i wouldn't dispute. that's me all over
Charon - Do you write stories, sub?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 8:45pm
sub - i do, Charon, when commanded to do so. i owe Diana a couple right now
Charon - Are they available on the site? I like to associate people here with their contributions.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, look in the library. There's also a poem
Diana the Valkyrie - sub calls it a sonnet.
sub - they are here on the site, Charon. i believe you will find them in misc. 4
Charon - Found a couple. Thanks you two.
Charon - I feel like I killed an interesting discussion, so I'll be outside reading, if you need me.
Charon - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 8:50pm)
sub - jeez, i'm sorry he feels like that. more voices usually liven things up
Diana the Valkyrie - Some guy just criticised me for putting up the Galleries of Cheerleaders; spammed the comment on a dozen message boards.
sub - what, he doesn't like cheerleaders? or is it the age thing again?
David - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 8:56pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I think it's the age thing. My answer is that it isn't pornography
Diana the Valkyrie - How old are cheerleaders then?
sub - some are as young as 12 or 13, Mighty Diana
David - Hi everyone. "A friend" complains about photo's of cheerleaders, there's mgazine that are dedicated just to cheerleading that are readily available.
sub - hi David
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 9:00pm
David - ESPN has tons of cheerleader shows too.
Boxer - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 9:01pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I just can't believe that anyone would consider that pornography!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, David, Hi, Boxer
Charon - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 9:02pm)
Boxer - speaking of cheerleaders, has anyone ever exchanged email with that beautiful "teen" that lovely Diana has been featuring? The one who periodically holds up signs with names on them?
David - Some people must have a low threshold. Hi again.
Charon - Very nice, sub.
Charon - Hey David, Boxer.
sub - hi Boxer. thank you, Charon
Boxer - She went by the name Jess111, in AOL some months back
David - Welcome back.
Boxer - she claimed to have an "ab" fetish, related to wanting to have an arrow shot at her, then she would post simulated photographs of her fantasy acted out
Boxer - I am trying to figure out if she was "legit" - Diana - how did you get all those photos of her?
sub - now that's an unusual fetish
Diana the Valkyrie - What Gallery are they in?
Diana the Valkyrie - If it's teens, I got them all from Lasse
David - Darn, started too late gotta sign off for now. Bye everyone.
sub - cya David
Charon - Bye, David.
David - Bye,bye
David - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 9 9:09pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, David
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 9:15pm
Charon - I like the 'Massage' story even better, sub. Nice work.
sub - thanks again, Charon. nice to have one's work appreciated
sub - i have one other story on the site, Charon-my first. "The Valkyrie's Toes-another response."
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 9:30pm
Charon - Sandra didn't find "he Valkyrie's Toes" for me, sub.
sub - the meeting with Dom was ordered by Dom, who used to come around here to play with me. the Massage was written for another infrequent visitor
Diana the Valkyrie - Dom appears to have moved on
Diana the Valkyrie - Fortunately, sub has managed to cope with the loss
Charon - Okay. I had remembered someone suggesting that sub=Dom. Just wanted to be clear.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 9 9:33pm)
Charon - Yo, T9.
TomNine - Diana, sub, Charon. Hi!
sub - hi T9
Charon - How's the world treating you today, Tom?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tom.
TomNine - Better than I deserve Charon.
Diana the Valkyrie - You deserve more than you think, Tom
Charon - lol, T9... I guess you can't ask for better than that!
sub - for "The Valkyrie's Toes," Charon, look in Diana's biographical details
TomNine - Diana, if I'm not getting what I deserve, that may be lucky for me.
Diana the Valkyrie - Uh-oh, have you been a naughty boy then?
TomNine - I've been a good boy, Diana... but that doesn't mean I don't need some stern discipline once in a while.
Charon - afk for 5 min. .... tick.... tick.... tick