Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
JoanneFan - Hey Ghost, I was reading the archives from last night. I would have to say that you had more than a few...
byzHermitCrab - Hi,Ghost
JoanneFan - Good to see ya, man...
byzHermitCrab - Happy birthday,Rhys !
Little Man - Ghost left as fast as he appeared.
Crystal - Mike does that from time to time....
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 12:01am
Rhys - Thank you.
Little Man - JK, are you there?
JoanneFan - He does it from time to time, i do it time after time....
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 12:02am
Rhys - I'm going to go. Maybe do some reading, and some thinking......
JoanneFan - She'll be right back, LM....
Little Man - Bye Rhys, Happy B-day again!
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:03am)
Crystal - It's not your BDAY, Rhys.
Little Man - OK!
JoanneFan - Rhys, have a good one, man.....
Little Man - BHC, where are you from?
byzHermitCrab - I'm from Paris.France
byzHermitCrab - & you, LM ?
JoanneK - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:05am)
Little Man - Oui, Oui, merci!
Little Man - I'm from the beautiful and great city of Chicago!
byzHermitCrab - De rien,mon vieux !
JoanneFan - WWWWWWoooooooooooYYYYYYAAAAAAH!
JoanneFan - The Windy City!!!!!
byzHermitCrab - JF, I hope Joanne didn't get out because of me ?
Little Man - Why is lovely Crystal so quiet?
JoanneFan - Get out? Of what, byz??
Crystal - I'm here.
Little Man - Where are you from?
byzHermitCrab - I went twice to USA,& I always regreted I didn't go to Chicago,LM !
byzHermitCrab - I meant "loged off",JF
Charon - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:10am)
Charon - Hullo.
JoanneFan - Heart of the midwest, byz...
Little Man - It's a great town BHC. Much to do.
Little Man - Hi Charon!
byzHermitCrab - Hello Charon !
Crystal - Where is DEATH?
Charon - Nice to meet you.
byzHermitCrab - I'm sure about it, LM !
JoanneFan - Death is all around us, it's within us. it is our destiny....
byzHermitCrab - You're from Middle West,JF?
Little Man - BHC, We have Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman, Oprah and a multitude of celebs that live here
Charon - Death isn't so bad; it just means you're coming to visit me.
JoanneFan - Yes sir. Upper north middle :-)...
byzHermitCrab - "All the hours hurt,the Last kills"
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 12:13am
JoanneFan - We've been on our way since birth.
Crystal - Might be a pleasant trip.
byzHermitCrab - (bad translation,sorry)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
Little Man - What a happy subject!
JoanneFan - Will I see you then when i go, Charon?
Charon - Hey JF, of which Joanne are you a fan?
byzHermitCrab - yes LM,and a great history
JoanneFan - JoanneK of course....
Charon - Oh... um... alright.
JoanneFan - She's my fiance
Charon - Well then, that's definately the right answer.
JoanneFan - She's the only answer...
Charon - I see you know this game.
Crystal - She's male, JF?
JoanneFan - How about you Charon?
byzHermitCrab - Oh,Crystal !
Charon - Not CharonFan, just Charon.
JoanneFan - Chrystal, you should know better...
Crystal - Why?
JoanneFan - Well, I guess I really screwed that up, sorry Charon....
Charon - I'm new here; what are you apologizing for?
byzHermitCrab - This is a...prrrrovocation,Crystal !
Crystal - I really don't think so.
JoanneFan - For being me, I guess, Charon.....
byzHermitCrab - I'm new too,Charon.And I permit myself to say you:Welcome !
JoanneFan - I second the motion!
Charon - Thank you. Its nice to be here.
Little Man - Charon, everyone is welcome here!
Crystal - We love to have you in our midst!
byzHermitCrab - Maybe I didn't understand correctly "She's a male".I n this case,sorry,Crystal...
JoanneFan - We always like to see new text in here, Charon...
Crystal - I just meant that there should be 2 es
JoanneFan - Shit! that line was much too generic.
Charon - 2 what?
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:29am)
Rhys - Even me.
Little Man - WB Rhys!
Charon - Hello Rhys.
Crystal - Aye, Cap'n!
Rhys - Diana has put up my baetty the bomber page
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30am
byzHermitCrab - Hey,Rhys !
Rhys - It looks goot - Zayre goot
Charon - In the spirit of acquaintanceship, can I ask about you name bHC?
JoanneFan - Rhys, wb!
Rhys - Here is the URL --- "http://www.TheValkyrie.com/stories/html/betty/index.htm" But take out the quotes at the ends
Clepsydra - In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dog and were caught, you were punished with twelve rabbit punches, although it was hard to find rabbits big enough or strong enough to punch you. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
Rhys - Green sucks!
Rhys - I hate fucking GREEN!
byzHermitCrab - I apologize for my friend Mamadou. He's just graduated from P.Lumumba's university in Moscow.And he's a kind of "Candide".
Rhys - ... fuck the greeeeeeeeen.
JoanneFan - Hey Rhys, green is good. Just stick around...
Crystal - I think HBP looks very well in green!
Rhys - I'll Lumumba his ass if I get my hands on him. I'm no one to be trifled with. Hmmph!!!
Little Man - Goodbye all. Have to get back to story writing. Don't forget, clocks 1hr ahead in the U.S.
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 12:34am
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:34am)
JoanneFan - Hey, take it easy Rhys, nothing is worth getting upset about....
Rhys - Jumped right up your ass, Little Man!
JoanneFan - Especially a chat room...
Rhys - Just kidding :)
Little Man - Don't know JK. wish i could tell ya.
Little Man - Sorry again, I MEANT JF, DAM IT!
Rhys - Hey! Check that Betty site out!
wuffy - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:36am)
Rhys - Will ya!
JoanneFan - You call me JK again and I'll have to take your birthday away, LM...
Rhys - It's my birthday - such as it was.
JoanneFan - wuffy, what's up?
Little Man - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:37am)
wuffy - Hi folks,like anytime I´m asking if there are some tall girls in the room,are they?
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 12:37am
byzHermitCrab - Hello Wuffy
Crystal - Hi, wuffy!
Rhys - Cute color wuf - I mean Really!
Rhys - Well, if they see you in that pink shit there won't be.
Rhys - Mein GOTT!
JoanneFan - LOLouder, Rhys!
Rhys - Gute farben, man
wuffy - Sorry for that pink,but I´m no gay
Crystal - NEINNEINNEINNEIN!
Rhys - You want me to get ThillyBruth in here?
byzHermitCrab - It wouldn't be a "defect",Wuff...
wuffy - He,Crystal,you speak german?
Crystal - No.
JoanneFan - Are you sure Wuff? Black is the only manly color here... ha ha!!!
Rhys - ZEHNZEHNZETN
wuffy - So I have no luck today,no tall girls in the room,he?
Crystal - A "t", Rhys?
Rhys - I hate to tell you this, wuf, but pink makes you look tall!
JoanneFan - Wish i could help ya, man...
wuffy - Who´s Charon?
Charon - Me.
byzHermitCrab - What an idea,Rhys !
Charon - New kid on the block
Rhys - How much for a trip across the river, Charon?
wuffy - Charon you are a girl,no that can´t be true
Rhys - One way, of course.
byzHermitCrab - an obole.
JoanneFan - M or F , Charon?
JoanneFan - It helps us to relate to you...
Charon - M. I should apologize. I just learned that the Italian for Charon is Caron...
Rhys - Does anyone here in this bin if enlightenment know who Charon is?
Clepsydra - Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Crystal - Never pay untill you've gotten across.
Charon - ...as in the girl with the big calves.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45am
byzHermitCrab - Charon, frankly, was you" DEATH"?
Charon - Nope, death is another guy.
JoanneFan - Rhys, fill me in, will ya?
Rhys - BHC - NO!
byzHermitCrab - Sorry
Rhys - Charon was the guy who took you across the river Styx to Hades.
wuffy - Can nobody answer me:ARE THERE SOME GIRLS IN THE ROOM?
byzHermitCrab - I know this,Rhys !
Rhys - wuffy, the voice tha crieth in the wilderness of the chat room.
JoanneFan - "girl with the big calves" ? Now that's a start...
Charon - Yeah, except that's not me.
JoanneFan - Another mystery...
wuffy - OK guys,I go,see you soon
Rhys - Now, Charon old man, why are you here, pray?
wuffy - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:48am)
Rhys - No, girls in here, wuf - sorry....
Rhys - Sheeesh....
byzHermitCrab - Oh! Damned! Thanks Rhys! I remember i've to go to the "lithurgy" soon !
JoanneFan - Shit Rhys, who is this person? Don't leave me hanging like this....
Rhys - I already told you. Look below
byzHermitCrab - like a good byzantine "subject"
JoanneFan - I missed it, man...
Rhys - I can't stand the smell.
Rhys - Ughhpppphh.... Whooo
byzHermitCrab - smell of....fart?
Rhys - I'm reeling
Charon - You sound a little disenchanted bHC.
Rhys - He thinks you're here to take him to Hades
byzHermitCrab - OH ! no ! that's a misanderstanding,Charon !
Charon - Not yet.
Rhys - What he doesn't know is that he's pretty much gone to hell on his own.
Crystal - Don't you have to die, first?
byzHermitCrab - Just (half)-kidding...
Charon - ...and I got screwed out of a penny.
Charon - So byz is "byzantine"?
Rhys - Nah. Sometimes people get drunk and take the wrong boat.
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 12:55am
byzHermitCrab - Bullshit, Rhys ! I DO penitence
Rhys - An excellent description of Hades in the Aeneid, by Vergil
Charon - I'm the only game in town, kids.
byzHermitCrab - And in Dante,too
Crystal - No, that would be DEATH.
Death - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:57am)
Death - You ready to come with me Crystal honey baby ?
Rhys - You know Vergil - Leroy and Vergil. From Scroggins, Mississippi.
Charon - Death has the easy job. But when's he's done, where do they come?
Crystal - Welcome, D!!
Rhys - So how do you like you blue eyed boy now, mr, death?
Death - Are you ready honey baby to go with me
Rhys - Who said that?
byzHermitCrab - haha...
Crystal - Hi, Mike!
Death - Ghost isnt here
JoanneFan - Death, I know that you are always here.
Death - Blue eyed boy Rhys ?
Rhys - A poem.
Death - Death is everywhere
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
JoanneFan - I'm not ready.....
Crystal - Should you become Ghost o' Death?
Rhys - He rode a watersmooth silver stallion
Death - So whos ready to go tonight Rhys I hear your having problems
Rhys - and shot bullets, 1 2 3 4 5, just like that.
Death - Ghost is already dead hes no good to me
JoanneFan - He is everyones backpack, Rhys....
Charon - No, that was Clint Eastwood. He's just an actor.
Rhys - Me? Hell (sorry, just an expresion), my life is a dream; a fucking DREAM! A nightmare.
Crystal - How about Death o' Mike's Ghost?
Death - Well Crystal HoneyBaby you ready ? you ready for Death Rhys ?
Rhys - The poem is by e.e. cummings - Buffalo Bill's...
Crystal - Yes!
Rhys - Defunct!
byzHermitCrab - OH Ghost,I've been waiting for you ! Take me to Him !
Death - why you keep calling me Ghost or Mike Crystal honeybaby ? My name is Death
Rhys - Dead!
Rhys - Tod - Storben - Kaput!
JoanneFan - OK!
Death - HC take you to who ? Yes Rhys DEAD
byzHermitCrab - But first,let's play chess...
Rhys - You got that fuckin' shit right, man, DEAD. Fuckin' D E A D.
JoanneFan - Death, do you think that we fear you?
Rhys - I gotta write another story.
byzHermitCrab - Ah ! pagan death? ........Nothing
Death - Uh-Oh there goes another one got to go get her Ill be back for you Crystal HoneyBaby
Death - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:06am)
Rhys - He's got you number now, Crustal. You pissed him off with that smart ass shit.
JoanneFan - LOL!!!
Charon - Whew. The afterlife business is getting crowded.
Rhys - Crustal -excuse me
Rhys - Chrystal - eh.
Crystal - I was going to say.. What's the difference between a pagan or christian death?
Rhys - Like, I mean... I mean, like after an earthquake or sumthin'... I mean, like, you must get really fuckin' busy. Right?
JoanneFan - Death is death.... Doesn't matter.....
Charon - I've got time.
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 01:10am
Rhys - I mean, like, all these dead people show up and there all fucked up and limpin' and shit.
Death - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:10am)
Death - you call Im a busy man
Death - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:11am)
Rhys - and sayin' "Let me in man, like I'm dead."
byzHermitCrab - No difference,Crystal. I only f... greek mythology stories.
Crystal - Let's hear from the Master....
byzHermitCrab - I had an "overdose" with it.
JoanneFan - Like?
Rhys - Hey, BHC. Read Ursa. That shit is real... Athene is her protector. Don't fuck with Athene
Rhys - She'll kick your ass.
byzHermitCrab - In this case...
JoanneFan - Yikes!!!!
Rhys - Gotta go to bed.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:13am)
Charon - didn't even stay for a good-bye, he didn't
Crystal - He'll be back!
byzHermitCrab - but don't forget I'm a loyal byzantine subject...
Rhys - Christianity is a bunch of hooey.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 01:15am
JoanneFan - That seemed kind intense, didn't it?
Crystal - I agree!
Rhys - Now lets look seriously at what hooey really is.
byzHermitCrab - "hooey"?
Rhys - Hooey is a very interesting word.
Charon - Is this an old Seinfeld bit?
Rhys - It's derived from the ancient Celtic word "whooicgh" which means "he who is full of crap"
JoanneFan - Hooey, ha ha ha, shit, I'm in stiches!!!!
byzHermitCrab - Anyway,I don't want to enter a polemic with this.
Rhys - It also means "whisky" in amambu, a rare sub-Sahran dialect
JoanneFan - I can't take this anymore, Rhys, you are a nut! :-) :-) :-)...!
clasp - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:18am)
Rhys - And it also means to "deficate spontaniously" in three dialects of Ursk
JoanneFan - Shit, man!!!! ha ha ha ha!
Charon - Hello clasp.
clasp - Anybody got a bedtime armwrestling story they could tell?
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 01:19am
byzHermitCrab - Besides you're a linguist? I'm speechless...
Crystal - Hi, clasp!
byzHermitCrab - Hi Clasp
Rhys - So, in Ursk, to say that you are full of hooey, is a serious matter.
JoanneFan - Ursk? I can't help it, man.....
byzHermitCrab - "Ursk"?
Rhys - Hooeyians is Ursk to a lot of running
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:21am)
byzHermitCrab - Hello Tom9 !
Rhys - Ursk is a language spoken in the northern Mongolian areas near Tibet
Charon - Hello TomN.
Crystal - I'm going to URSK right now.
JoanneFan - TN, Hi!
TomNine - Hello, all.
byzHermitCrab - I should know it...what's the "full" name?
Rhys - I aleready did and am cleaning it up. What a bunch of hooey this is.
Crystal - Why blue, T9?
Rhys - Ursks never wash.
JoanneFan - "hooey"? I can't stand this.......!
TomNine - Green was taken by clasp, Crystal. Thanks for noticing.
Rhys - There are no Christains in those areas.
byzHermitCrab - I don't care. Let's convert them !
clasp - Crystal, do you armwrestle?
byzHermitCrab - (joke)
Clepsydra - Q: How many health food freaks does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to remove the old one, and one to check the ingredients on the new one. (But did they change it for health or philosophical reasons ?)
TomNine - Crab, have you been up all night, or are you an early riser?
Rhys - Yeah! You arm wrestle, Crystal?
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:25am)
Crystal - I have done it.
byzHermitCrab - I spent time with friends,tallking&drinking
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 01:26am
BillyPeePie - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:26am)
byzHermitCrab - Mainly about politics...
clasp - Crystal, ever lost to a female
Crystal - ?????
BillyPeePie - hi
TomNine - I met with a lady this afternoon, and she beat me armwrestling hard and fast!
byzHermitCrab - Hi ,Billy Bud
TomNine - Billy?
BillyPeePie - no, billy peepie
JoanneFan - Crystal- ?????
BillyPeePie - billy bud is the beer guy
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:28am)
Ghost - back
TomNine - Hey, Mike.
BillyPeePie - ghost? what a funny name.
Ghost - Hi Tom how you been man
JoanneFan - Beer guy? what kind, BPP?
byzHermitCrab - Darwin was wrong. INvolution only exists (I was,predcedently a...lobster)
Crystal - Am I still here?
Ghost - its true BPP i died at the legs of a FBB
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
BillyPeePie - well... bud, of course.
Ghost - yes beautiful Crystal
BillyPeePie - Crystal?
JoanneFan - No Crystal, you're not here..... ha ha ha....
BillyPeePie - Crystal?
clasp - later dudes
Ghost - Hi JF
clasp - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:31am)
Charon - good-bye clasp
BillyPeePie - hey, clasp? wow. did i do that?
BillyPeePie - Having a name like mine is very difficult - it drives people off
JoanneFan - Crystal, you sure do seem to have a hard time determining weather you are here or not.....:-)
Clepsydra - Time for a change 01:32am
byzHermitCrab - Sure you're here,Crystal !
Charon - Oops. I've been remiss. Hello Ghost.
BillyPeePie - crystal is a ..... a... ummmm...... i don't think a person with a name like peepie should say.
JoanneFan - Hey! It's the Ghost with the most! What's the good word, man?
Ghost - Hi Charon
BillyPeePie - hey, lets play strip trivia. who was charon?
Ghost - alot better then thismornin JF
Charon - You'll lose BPP, we already discussed that.
BillyPeePie - ......... oh
JoanneFan - Ghost, after what I saw last night, you are entitled....
BillyPeePie - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:35am)
Ghost - Thanks JF
Charon - I never realized my name would be such a conversation piece.
byzHermitCrab - Good idea (strip trivial)
JoanneFan - Anytime, man, what's shakin'
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 01:36am
Ghost - The first time i went to a bar since November
Clepsydra - 01:37am
Ghost - Saw Victoria Wed night
JoanneFan - Oh man, you are hurtin' arent you!
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:38am)
Ghost - Lady Victoria Yes JF my neck is still a little stiff
Ghost - Hi Rhys
JoanneFan - Is Victoria that blond chick?
Ghost - Yes she has a gallery in the east wing JF
Rhys - My God I saw her gallery. Have you really seen HER?
Rhys - Seriously, no shit.
byzHermitCrab - WB Rhys,you pagan ! ;o)
JoanneFan - Ghost, did you do a session with her?
Ghost - 3 times now since Dec of last year
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 01:39am
Rhys - Stoic, BHC. Pure Stoic
Ghost - Yes JF I had a session with her
Rhys - She's a turn-on.
JoanneFan - Ghost, is she worth it?
Rhys - Real kleenex box material.
Ghost - She looks even better in person Rhys
Crystal AKA Crystal - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:41am)
Rhys - Meaty! Real beefy looking, right?
Ghost - Id say yes JF very much
Ghost - yes shes going to the WWC in may
JoanneFan - I've seen the pics. I can't imagine what you're going to do when you see JK.........
byzHermitCrab - You're right I' m trying to be a real stoician,Rhys.
Ghost - why you say that JF
Rhys - Stoics do not fear death
Ghost - WB Crystal
Ghost - Id say to everybody I do recomend you see Victoria if you get the chance
byzHermitCrab - I do not fear death,my dear !
Rhys - Good, BHC, but easy on the dear stuff, okay?
Death - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:44am)
JoanneFan - JK could probably lift Victoria up and crusch her bones as easily as we curl a 16oz can...
Death - you Call again
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
Ghost - Hay
Crystal AKA Crystal - Sorry, I got kicked! I just wanted to say CYABYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charon - Bye Crystal.
byzHermitCrab - OK (that was not ironic).
Death - Crystal HoneyBaby
Rhys - yeahcyabyehooey!
Death - Come with me Crystal HoneyBaby
Ghost - what the hell
Crystal AKA Crystal - Pleasant dreams to all!
Death - you know me Ghost dont mess with me
Rhys - I'm looking at Victoria's bare ass right now.
Death - Crystal Honey Baby come lets go to the place of no return
Rhys - and it's quite a piece of work, I must say.
Ghost - She is great isnt she Rhys
Crystal AKA Crystal - Join me, Death......
Rhys - a cute little tatoo
Ghost - 0 yrs shes been working out
Death - Crystal HoneyBaby Yes lets go
Ghost - 20 yrs that is
Crystal AKA Crystal - There is no return!........
Rhys - It's the smile. You can just love her.
Ghost - is Death Smitty ?
Ghost - I do
Death - Sounds great to me Crystal HoneyBaby
Crystal AKA Crystal - You mean smitty!
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:50am)
Ghost - Hi Tom
JoanneFan - Death is trying to pull you in, Chrystal
byzHermitCrab - wb Tom
TomNine - Hey, Mike... this is the wrong green, brb.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:51am)
Crystal AKA Crystal - Better colour!
Death - Crystal HoneyBaby lets go
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:52am)
JoanneFan - TN, better, man...
Death - Not to worry about a color Crystal HoneyBaby
Rhys - What does Victoria do in stage?
Crystal AKA Crystal - Correct!
TomNine - Crystal I thought you were saying goodnight? Good to see you still here.
Ghost - BEtter Tom
TomNine - Mike, you saw Victoria today?
Ghost - in Stage if you mean in compations she doesnt compete any more
Ghost - Wed Tom
Rhys - No, I meant at the place you saw her
Death - Crystal HoneyBaby Im ready for you
TomNine - I saw Rayne today. It was incredible!
Crystal AKA Crystal - I am! I'm LEAVING. CCYYAABBYYEE!!
Ghost - Wrestling sessions HBP would love this she also does L & C
TomNine - Bye Crystal!!!
Ghost - Night Crystal
Crystal AKA Crystal - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:55am)
byzHermitCrab - No please,don't take Crystal, let me know her before
Death - You may not return Crystal HoneyBaby
byzHermitCrab - Shit ! Too late...
Charon - Farewell, all. I guess I have to go take Crystal across. Good-night.
Charon - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:56am)
Ghost - Where did JF go
Rhys - bye guys....
TomNine - See you later, Charon.
Ghost - Rhys latr man be ko
byzHermitCrab - Bye Rhys
JoanneFan - I'm still here haunting you, Ghost...
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 01:57am)
Ghost - Tom Victoria is a very good competitive wrestler
Ghost - lol Thought Death got yu man
TomNine - Victoria's pics look terrific. I'd certainly like to see her.
JoanneFan - I'm not ready yet, man...
Ghost - Shes thinking about going out to Boston in May or June
Ghost - nither am I JF
Ghost - mabey Baltimore
TomNine - Lots of ladies go to Boston. There must be a big demand for wrestlers there.
Ghost - Tom She looks even better in person man
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
TomNine - If she goes to Baltimore I'll try to see her.
Ghost - yes WB was just saying the same thing earlier
byzHermitCrab - There's everywhere,Tom...
JoanneFan - Wrestlers? Are there any ladies for me?
Ghost - if you like competitive matches she has no problem with that
TomNine - You've got all you can handle already, JF.
Ghost - as long as its wrestling only no pushing her face into the matt you know like rubbing her face in the matt she wont go for that kind of match
TomNine - I like semi-competitive, but it's better if the girl is tough enough to really compete.
Cindy - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 03:02am)
Ghost - Believe me she can do competitive
TomNine - Cindy AKA Crystal?
Ghost - I recomend you do see her . WB Cindy
byzHermitCrab - Unfortunately,here our wresttler aren't as numerous&petty than in the states...
TomNine - Everybody set their clocks ahead? I just lost an hour here!
Clepsydra - Time for a change 03:04am
Ghost - Here in the states there way to many HC
JoanneFan - You guys always talk about lady wrestlers. Doesn't anyone get into brute strength?
byzHermitCrab - Even Sonia went out... She 's Brit now...
Ghost - Clepsys up 1 hr now
TomNine - Too many wrestlers, Mike? Are you nuts?
Ghost - Sonia will be so busy she wont have any time to eat
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 03:05am
JoanneFan - I just can't imagine a girl stronger than JK.
Ghost - Theres 100s that i havent even meet yet tom
byzHermitCrab - You're lucky,Ghost. WB, Cindy
TomNine - JF, I love brute strength in a woman. The lady I met today was incredibly strong!
JoanneFan - Who, TN?
Ghost - Why you say that HC ? Because of all the lady wrestlers ?
TomNine - It was Rayne.
Cindy - Believe me. It's been a far and greater pleasure than I could even comprehend!!
Ghost - WHAT Cindy ?
byzHermitCrab - Indeed,Ghost. You've a wild choice !
JoanneFan - Ghost, are you buzzed tonight?
Cindy - I love you all!
Ghost - No not at all Jf I feel great back to myself .HC thats the problem
Ghost - we all love you Cindy
byzHermitCrab - I would love to meet a woman like...Christine Dupree !
TomNine - So many ladies, so little time (and money).
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 03:08am
Cindy - CYABYE!
Ghost - Shes beautiful HC. Right you are Tom thats the biggest problem man
JoanneFan - Rayne? I checked out the pics. She doesn't look like much....
TomNine - Bye Miss Cindy! See you soon!
Cindy - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 03:09am)
Ghost - night Cindy take care
byzHermitCrab - Anyway France isn't ....Afghanistan. We've wrestlers.
Ghost - Shes around 6 ft JF and strong as hell
byzHermitCrab - Did any of you met Christine? or heard about her "wrestle"?
JoanneFan - How strong is she, Ghost?
TomNine - Rayne isn't a body builder, but she's probably the strongest women I've met yet.
Ghost - You think Cindys going on a trip again . O JF got to tell you I dont drink that much lastnight was a Bday party for a lady where I work
JoanneFan - How many, TN?
Ghost - Tom you saw her just resently didnt you
TomNine - Yeah, Mike I saw her this afternoon. How many what, JF?
Ghost - thats who beat him at arm wrestling JF
TomNine - Wait, you're asking about Christine Dupree? Haven't met her.
JoanneFan - How many muscle women have you spent time with?
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 03:14am
byzHermitCrab - (it seems not)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
JoanneFan - byz, what's up, man....
TomNine - I've had sessions with 5 women now.
Ghost - neather have i Id love to meet her thou
JoanneFan - Victoria being one of them?
Ghost - is that all Tom Iv had countless sessions dont even know how many
Ghost - From 1990 to now and still looking for more
byzHermitCrab - Nothing JF. Just dreamed about meeting Chr. Dupree !!!
TomNine - I've met Karla Nelson, Thea Bennington, Sandy Bouwman, Christine Marshall, and Rayne.
JoanneFan - TN, who? I'm trying to compare...
Ghost - wow all the big ones I dont think id like to meet Karla
byzHermitCrab - Sandy I would like to meet,too !!
TomNine - I just started last fall, Mike. I have lots of catching up to do.
Ghost - Thea I meet in 92 . Yes you do Tom
Ghost - Sandys great too HC she was in here earlier tonight
JoanneFan - I've seen all thier pics. I feel so lucky.....
byzHermitCrab - She's beautiful&feminine...
Ghost - Sandy and Victorialook great to me
byzHermitCrab - If she could come in Europe...
Ghost - Karlas to dam big for me
TomNine - I favor the big girls, Mike.
Ghost - you can email Sandy shell email you back shes good with her emails
JoanneFan - Aanyone familiar with Zuzana Kornicova, or some spelling like that?
Ghost - She doesnt even look like lady and those fake boobs (Karla im talking about)
byzHermitCrab - Really it'll be useful,Mike?
byzHermitCrab - I mean,she doesn't only wrestle in USA ?
TomNine - I guess we all define femininity differently, Mike. I think Karla is very attractive!
Ghost - I like some big ladies like Rayn and Thea I think Theas a great looking lady
TomNine - JF, that name you gave sounds like an FBB, though I couldn't give a better spelling without checking my reference materials.
JoanneFan - It is TN. She has a gallery here. Very impressive.
TomNine - It's the contest condition look that I find severe and unattractive.
byzHermitCrab - Zuzana Kornikova...sounds great. Is she Russian,JF?
Ghost -
JoanneFan - What TN, you don't like sunkin in faces?
Ghost - Thats Thea
byzHermitCrab - Thanks,Mike !
TomNine - Miss Thea. Very nice.
Ghost - She loks sexy as hell here man No a big lady that looks like that i love
TomNine - Ms O contenders look about as healthy as famine victims.
JoanneFan - SHIT!!!
byzantineHermitCrab - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 03:26am)
Ghost - Iaggre Tom 100% they look all drawn out
TomNine - What happened, byz?
Ghost - WB HC
JoanneFan - Not attractive in the least...
Ghost - You crazy man JF
byzantineHermitCrab - I had to "recharge" the....computer
Ghost - I think shes sexy as hell look ather how could you not like her
JoanneFan - I don't mean those last pics. I mean the steroid ridden chicks you see at the contests.
Ghost - I aggree JF I dont like the way most of them look eater
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 03:30am
JoanneFan - The sunkin in faces are a sure fire sign...
Ghost - all drawn out and their faces are sucked in and for what a couple of thou
Ghost - and only one wins the dam thing
JoanneFan - Got any naturals, Ghost?
Ghost - what are trying to say JF ?
TomNine - The extremely gaunt faces are from strict diet and dehydration. A few weeks on either side of a contest, most revert nicely to muscle-babe status.
Ghost - I like the way they look in the off season
JoanneFan - Chicks that are muscular, but not greased up. Something with at least 20% body fat.
Ghost - Something like Kasie .Now there is a sexy lady
TomNine - Andrulla moved up in ranks in her last contest after 3 girls were disqualified, not for steroids but the more dangerous diuretics.
Ghost - Good for andrulla im glad she deserves to be higher in the rankings
JoanneFan - Man, i really need a scanner. JK would blow your minds....
TomNine - What are you waiting for, JF.
Ghost - shes been lifting for 6 months
TomNine - Get some pics of JK lifting you!
byzantineHermitCrab - I think the ideal muscular bodies are these of "synchronized natation" sportswomen.Do you share my taste?
Ghost - Sports are ok but i love FBB more
JoanneFan - Give me an idea. What's good and better with scanners. I want this to be the only one I buy...
Ghost - some of these ladies in sports do look good thou
TomNine - Sychronized swimming. Some very powerful bodies under the water!
byzantineHermitCrab - I just talked about bodies'configuration...
Ghost - I was thinking more of the baseball gals
TomNine - Speed skaters' legs are amazing too.
Ghost - the olimpic team gals
Ghost - Skating cant watch it because it drives me nuts
TomNine - Did you notice that most of the US Olympic ladies' hockey team are very pretty? I was surprised.
Ghost - so was i Tom
byzantineHermitCrab - OH ! baseball gals? that's a novelty for me !
Ghost - Im the best there is and the best there ever will be
TomNine - I can't watch this new pro women's basketball. All these women are great athletes and tall, but few are remotely attractive to me.
Ghost - I know what you mean Tom same here Boy we have alot af the same tastes in ladies
TomNine - Mike, what "baseball gals" are you talking about?
Ghost - the olimpics teams
byzantineHermitCrab - Basketball's women have big feet,don't they,TN ?
Ghost - the us team won the gold didnt you know that ?
JoanneFan - Well, I can see that you gentleman can't give me the advice I need. When i finally do get a scanner, you will be the first individuals to finally see JK. It will be high resolution. These girls that you have been paying for will seem like a waste of time.
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 03:44am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
TomNine - Sorry, byz, but big feet in a woman aren't a big deal for me.
Ghost - Feet dont bother me to much The ladies that play baskit ball just dont look that good some do thou
Ghost - I dont think so JF in other words NOT
byzantineHermitCrab - For this point,I'm like ScooB. I do love feet...
JoanneFan - Not what, Ghost?
TomNine - Sorry for the lack of tech-support, JF, but I am interested in seeing Joanne's progress.
Ghost - I like feet but love legs and arm stringth and everything there is to love about FBB
TomNine - Scooby likes feet? I did not know that.
TomNine - Mike, did you know that Robin Parker's visited the coffee lounge. Very nice.
Ghost - yeah hes crazy about them
Ghost - no when Tom
JoanneFan - Understandable, TN. Shit! I'll just have to do my own research.
byzantineHermitCrab - Anyway,I can love big feet .All's a question of...architecture !
Ghost - I missed her ? Dam Sandy was here earlier tonight
Ghost - I was able to catch her it was nice to talk with her again
TomNine - I think Robin was here earlier last week. She said she'd be back, but I haven't seen her. Used nick "rpflex".
Ghost - that figurs I havent been here dammit
TomNine - On the New Storie page is an account by Shy Guy of a meeting with Sonia. Pretty interesting.
byzantineHermitCrab - Sure,tTN,Scooby loves feet&he doesn't hide it. Do you read his board?
TomNine - I look at his board sometimes (and posted there once!) but I'm kinda blind to other people's fetishes.
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 03:55am
Ghost - I wont be able to see Sonia so i dont really feel like reading anything about Sonia wrestling .I could drive to Philly but for 1 losy hr . I dont think so
JoanneFan - Was that, Scooby", or,"choke me baby". ?
Ghost - be back in a min my mouse is gone again
byzantineHermitCrab - I posted my own favourite from his 2nd tape & the "how it started for me in his M.B. (Signed Nick)
TomNine - That was about Barbara Rhodes, byz? I saw that. Similar to my story.
byzantineHermitCrab - No,TN. My fetish began with a tv series called "A man Called Sloane"
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
byzantineHermitCrab - Title:"How all started for me" 1st april...
Ghost2 - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 04:01am)
Ghost2 - back
byzantineHermitCrab - And "lived" experiences....
TomNine - Oh, I haven't checked his board in a few days, but I'll look for your entry later, byz.
Ghost2 - same here HC
Ghost2 - Death must have taken Crystal
byzantineHermitCrab - Thanks,T9, I'll be glad ! WB Mike !
TomNine - I'm outta here guys. See you around.
Ghost2 - Thanks HC
Ghost2 - later Tom take are
byzantineHermitCrab - "same",Ghost?
Ghost2 - thats care
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 04:04am)
byzantineHermitCrab - Later T9 !
Ghost2 - I tink ill go to night Everybody talk with you all tommorw
byzantineHermitCrab - Hey JK ? are you here?
byzantineHermitCrab - ok Mike! Bye !
Ghost2 - Later im going to go fall asleep watchin a movie
byzantineHermitCrab - Pleasure to talk with you !
Ghost2 - take it easy man good chatin with ya
Ghost2 - Ill be here tommorw
Ghost2 - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 04:07am)
byzantineHermitCrab - OK, Night !
byzantineHermitCrab - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 04:08am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
Fantomas - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 05:54am)
Fantomas - I love female bodybuilders who smoke seldom cigarettes!! Have you some name of there?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
George - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 07:20am)
George - Hello
George - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 07:22am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 11:49am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00pm
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:03pm)
Charon - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:11pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
Richard - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:23pm)
Richard - hello Charon
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
Richard - hey, it's been a slice of life. ur quite a conversationalist. we'll have to do this again real soon
Richard - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:30pm)
bubba1 - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:39pm)
bubba1 - hello
Charon - Oops, I was afk. Hello bubba.
bubba1 - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 12:42pm)
Charon - Just for the record, sorry Richard.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
Charon - I guess its just me and you Clepa. (whistling)...
Charon - So anyone coming in knows, I thought I'd just sit here to kick things off...
Charon - ...but I may be away from the keyboard at any moment.
Charon - I'll look in every few minutes.
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 12:50pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
Charon - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:19pm)
Charon - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:20pm)
Charon - This isn't working exactly as I had planned...
Charon - ...but then again, sitting for eternity by the Styx makes you pretty patient.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
Charon - You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips (bah-bum, bah-bum,bah-bum)...
gymee - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:35pm)
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:35pm)
JoanneK - Hello folks.
gymee - hi jk
yo mama - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:37pm)
magilla - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:37pm)
gymee - will some please tell what this ding dong stuff is
yo mama - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:37pm)
magilla - hello everyone!
gymee - hi mag
magilla - hi gymee
gymee - where you from mag? I'm in NY
magilla - this ding dong stuff is a bad joke that has long since quit being funny...
Clepsydra - Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in lightbulbs or daffodil bulbs. A: Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones.
magilla - hello Joanne...how are you today?
Charon - Hi everybody.
gymee - thank yuo Mag , I've seen it before but never had it explained
magilla - Hi Charon!
gymee - Is that Charon a female or male name?
Charon - M.
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:42pm)
Ghost - hello all
gymee - Thank you , have never seen it before
Charon - Hey JK, r u the Joanne of JoanneFan fame?
magilla - hello Ghost
Ghost - Hay Magilla whats up man
gymee - hi ghost
magilla - not a lot Ghost...kind of quiet around here today
Ghost - you going to see Andrulla or Sonia when theyr in the US ?
Ghost - its early yet
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
magilla - I would like to see Sonia....but unforuntately she will be 1200 miles away from me...lol
Ghost - Gynee hi
JoanneK - Charon, yes I am the Joanne of JOanneFan
gymee - How is the joanne of fan?
Ghost - lol that makes it a little hard I know id hafe to travil to Philly to see her about a 5 to 7 hr drive for 1 hr ?I dont know I woulkd love to meet her thou Mag
magilla - well Joanne...how is everything in the kickboxing world?
JoanneK - So, Ghost, I saw in the archives that you don't believe I am more attractive than some of the wrestling chicks you guys lust after.
JoanneK - Magilla, haven't been doing any kickboxing lately. In fact, I didn't work out for a whole week!
Ghost - Thats not what i ment Joanne
JoanneK - I got sick of the gym I was going to. So, I joined a new one. Have an orientation there tomorrow night.
gymee - And what is it that we would be fiantic about?
Ghost - I love the way peope tuist words around
Ghost - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:48pm)
gymee - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:48pm)
JoanneK - Is he pissed?
magilla - well Joanne...I certainly don't agree with thatI I think you are a lovely woman!
JoanneK - magilla, I plan to look very lovely in the pictures that JF puts up.
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:49pm)
Ghost - wrong _ _ _ _ _ _ button
JoanneK - wb, Ghost.
magilla - I enjoy your pics Joanne!
Ghost - thanks hi
Ghost - Im sure I will too Joanne
JoanneK - you enjoy my pics? I don't have any yet on the Internet.
JoanneK - Ghost, I would have JF put pictures up now. But, I want to get bigger before he does that. I think in 6 months I will be (hopefully) much bigger than now.
JoanneK - There are so many things we need to do these pics right, but we don't have the money right now. We need a damn good camera and a scanner.
Ghost - Not till later this year . Thats what I thought you were doing Joanne
magilla - oh...well, who's pics was I looking at then...lol; I must have you confused with someone else...if so, I stand her a little red faced
Ghost - Scanner you can buy anywhere
JoanneK - magilla, maybe you are thinking of Joanne Lee?
Ghost - Joanne Lee MAG
JoanneK - Ghost, I know we can get a scanner anywhere. JF is having a hard time deciding which to get. The one he wants is $700!
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 1:52pm
Ghost - You can get it chepper Joanne
magilla - that must be it....anyway, I still bet you are a lovely woman! will accept that on faith alone
JoanneK - I know that. There are good ones for a couple of hundred. For some reason, he wants one that scans 8 1/2 x 14 (legal size) paper.
Charon - BTW, am I the only one with an email address up, or am I just not seeing everyone else's?
JoanneK - magilla, I have been told that I am very attractive.
Ghost - Mag was this Joanne pics you were looking at a blond ?
JoanneK - Charon, you are the only one with an e-mail address up.
Ghost - Your the only one Charon
Charon - I hate to break protocol.
Charon - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:55pm)
JoanneK - Ghost, there are other Joanne's besides Joanne Lee?
Charon - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 1:55pm)
JoanneK - Maybe I should put my e-mail address up there! Hee hee.
Ghost - yes I know but the one in the art gallary is a blond Joanne ( DUH)
magilla - I bought a pretty good legal size scanner awhile back from Circuit City for $119
JoanneK - I was asking you, Ghost, if there were other Joanne's not telling you. I only know of joanne Lee.
Ghost - thats what I was saying Mag they ar chepper ones out there
JoanneK - magilla, only $119? Is it a good one?
Ghost - Sorry Joanne
magilla - I am not an expert by any means Joanne...but it seems to do a great job for me
JoanneK - I am starving to death! I wish JF would make the steaks.
JoanneK - You should be sorry Ghost if you know what's good for you! : )
Ghost - I could get one with a 50 dollar rebate
JoanneK - I want a new printer and a faster modem. I'd also like a 17" monitor.
Ghost - Sorry Joanne it wont happin again
magilla - this same model sold a year ago for $399...so the prices are coming down on them
JoanneK - Did you ever see the auction on the internet. It is www.ubid.com
Ghost - this all cost money
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
JoanneK - You can bid on a computer component and get some really good deals.
Ghost - Dont you have computer shows there in CH we have them alot here
JoanneK - Ghost, yes we do in Chicago.
magilla - I would dearly love a faster modem myself...lol
Ghost - you know like trade and buy and sell
JoanneK - magilla, although modems don't gurantee you will get on the internet any faster. It's mostly for downloading things. The servers are what makes the 'net slow.
JoanneK - Any computer show is in downtown Chicago which is not a hop, skip, & a jump for me.
Ghost - you can get alot of good deals at them my Brother inlaw just gave me 64 more m of memery
JoanneK - He just gave it to you at no charge?
magilla - I am using Prodigy. Internet now to get on the internet...much faster than aol
Ghost - yes he put the chips in the other day
JoanneK - magilla, I use PI too. Yes, it is much better than AOL and it is entirely web based. More like a true internet service provider (ISP).
Ghost - or the boards witch wvwr you want o call them
Ghost - ever typo
JoanneK - Chips is usually the term for RAM.
Ghost - I had it right the first time
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 2:04pm
magilla - the only thing I do on aol anymore is just chat occasionally
Ghost - he wants to get me a bigger video chip too
JoanneK - I'll tell ya, AOL is a lot more hardcore in their chat rooms than Prodigy.
JoanneK - You mean more Video RAM?
Ghost - you say so Yes Joanne
magilla - are you on prodigy classic too, Joanne?
JoanneK - magilla, yes I am allowed to use both PI and Classic. However, I deleted my classic software because I don't use it at all.
Ghost - this is the only chatroom i go into
JoanneK - I remember when I first time I logged on to an AOL chat room. I used to get instant (private) messages that would say, "Wanna fuck?"
Clepsydra - Time for tea 2:06pm
magilla - yes, there are a lot of charming people over there...lol
Ghost - My god this place here is the best one that I know of
JoanneK - This has to be the best chat room I have ever been too. We talk about so many different things and everyone is really friendly.
JoanneK - Most chat rooms everyone is tied up with private messages and there aren't any people chatting in the room.
magilla - the only thing that bugs me here is that it is too damned slow
Charon - Plus no one flames you for lurking.
JoanneK - magilla, mine is moving pretty fast today.
Ghost - Yes thats why i love it here and there are alot of people with the same intrestes as me .
JoanneK - Charon, that is true. Plus you can lurk without even logging in.
magilla - some days it is better than others
Ghost - Mine is running fine today Mag
JoanneK - I also like that you can do pictures in here and make the fonts bigger/smaller. I wonder if that can be done in other chat rooms on the net.
Ghost - not that I know of Joanne
magilla - I have no idea Joanne...I have never tried
Ghost - Me and Sen were doing pics like crazy the other mornin
JoanneK - Maybe I'll try it one day
JoanneK - I saw the pictures. You guys were funny!
Ghost - Let us know what happens Beautiful Joanne
Ghost - I was drunk
JoanneK - I am so damn hungry!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost - 2 more hrs till dinner
JoanneK - I will, Ghost.
magilla - well...I can tell that someone is having a good time with the fonts...
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 2:13pm
Ghost - wow thankyou Joanne
JoanneK - I like doing the thing with the fonts. Glad sub told me how.
Ghost - but you dont hafe to yell Joanne
magilla - I had eggs and sausage a while ago...feeling fat and sassy now
JoanneK - I could go for some Baked Lays.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
Ghost - it is fun .Joanne I was just playing with you when you asked how to do it I would have told you after a while
magilla - those baked potato chips are not bad...
Charon - Yeah, those Baked Lays are better than I expected them to be. (two cents roll across the chatroom floor)
Ghost - I guess she went to get the chips
Ghost - lol Charon
Ghost - Mighty Diana says its a coffee lounge
Charon - Sorry, second day in the chatroom. What's lol?
JoanneK - No, I am eating these fattening Fritos right now.
JoanneK - Lauging Out Loud = LOL.
Ghost - laugh out loud
Ghost - lmao
Ghost - laughing my ass off
JoanneK - ROTF = rolling on the floor.
Ghost - roftlmao
Ghost - lol
JoanneK - Do you know when I put rotflmao, nobody knew what it meant?
Ghost - Joanne you have been lifting for 6 months now ? I believe it Joanne its not used that offten
JoanneK - Ghost, yes. Lifting seriously for 6 months. Before that, I always did weights, just not so seriously or heavy.
JoanneK - However, the last 2 months I have been slacking off.
JoanneK - Actually, last three months!
Ghost - How long before you got serious about it Joanne ?
JoanneK - I need to get back into my serious mode right away! Before I lose the gains I made.
Ghost - Why dont do that I thought you were sierous about it
JoanneK - I'm probably going to try working with a personal trainer for a few sessions to get me motivated again.
Ghost - ot that right Joanne I cat wait to see your pics someday
PJay - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:25pm)
Charon - Watch out... those PTs will try to over-aerobicize you.
JoanneK - It's also very difficult to keep to the diet when you live with someon who eats nothing but fattening stuff! and he complains that my heatlhy stuff is too expensive.
PJay - Hi G, Hi Jo. Do you live in this chat room Jo ??!!
Ghost - Its always better to have some one that will work with you and help motivate you but you shouldent need to be mot,. you should be able to do it your self Joanne
JoanneK - Charon, I know they try. I just have to make sure he/she understands I am trying to gain serious, hard muscle - not just tone. I even had to show one PT a picture of what I meant.
Charon - Greetings, PJay.
JoanneK - I PJ. Far from it, Ghost and others are here much more often than me.
Ghost - thats kind of hard Joanne ,but you can do it Im behind you
PJay2 - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:27pm)
Charon - The worst ones are the college educated ones, JK. I know, I dated one.
JoanneK - Charon, the one PT I had before insisted I jog, jog, jog! I kept telling him I hate jogging. Anyway, I finally tried it for a couple of months. Now I am bored with jogging. I'd rather swim or ride a bike.
Ghost - Bike ridings good too Joanne
PJay2 - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:28pm)
JoanneK - Ghost, I have gained some muscle and lost some body fat. My results came quickly as I started lifting heavier and heavier. I have good genetics for building muscle.
Ghost - sounds good Joanne but dont slake off we are all with you here
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
JoanneK - Well, I'm going to take a shower now. I'll stay logged on unless this thing disconnects me.
Ghost - Ok Joanne see you in a bit
JoanneK - Ghost, I wish JF would push me harder or at least work out with me. He would be a good personal trainer.
Ghost - imlooking for someone to work out with
Ghost - its just not the same working out by myself
Charon - I tried working out with my girlfriend; what a disaster.
Ghost - Charon what happend man
Charon - Well, we had radically different ideas about what working out meant.
Ghost - You wanted sex for a work out ?
Charon - Ah, no. But that would have been way better. Where were you then? ;-)
Ghost - and she wanted the weights ? just kidding Charon
Ghost - lol I dont know probley spooking a house or something
Charon - With egg on my face, it was really the other way around.
Ghost - That what i figured ,you should have been happy then
Charon - But she also complained about her calves getting too big. I said, darling, there's no such thing.
Ghost -
Ghost - you got that right Charon
Ghost - o my im in love
Ghost - Charon you still here ?
Charon - That's pretty cool Ghost. If you don't mind me asking, how's it done.
Ghost - its purty hard to learn at first
Ghost - took me quite a while to learn how to do it
Charon - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:40pm)
Charon - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:40pm)
Ghost - its hard to explain too
Charon - Aw, crud. Something kicked me out.
Ghost - what happend WB Charon
Ghost - you hafe to use the url and theres something else that you hafe to put infront of the url
Charon - Well, its really all academic. I'll never do it. I just like knowin' stuff.
Ghost - you hafe to use the brackets
UKDave - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:44pm)
Charon - You have a workout partner in mind, Ghost?
Ghost - Hi uk Dave i take it you live in the uk :)
Charon - Hey Dave.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
UKDave - hi r u well
Ghost - I hafe to look at the gym the powerhouse gym Hi Clepsy
Ghost - Dave we are great thanks an you
UKDave - not too bad
Ghost - you new here Dave ?
Charon - My advice- pick a partner you dislike... That way, you'll always be pushing yourself to show them up, and you won't waste time talking. ;-)
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 2:47pm
UKDave - very
Ghost - this is true Charon,but if i dont like the partner id be arguing with him/her alot
Ghost - what do you like Dave you like FBB ?
Ghost - and welcome to ourhome dave youll like it here
UKDave - very much but a bit sparse in UK
Ghost - so Iv heard Dave sorry you ever come to the us
UKDave - love to but only on business- where u from
Charon - I don't mean someone you hate, Ghost. Like for me, it'd be Brad Pitt. We'd be working out, and he'd be beating off women with a stick.
Ghost - Michigan US
Ghost - what part of the uk you at ?
UKDave - do u train ghost?
UKDave - london
Charon - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:51pm)
Ghost - lol Charon
Ghost - nice isnt Sonia there in London Dave
Charon - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:51pm)
UKDave - yes but never met her
Charon - Something keeps sending back to Hades.
Ghost - Caron your worse then me man A ghost should disapier like that WB Charon
Ghost - you like to be wrestled by ladies Dave ?
Charon - Anyway, like I was ABOUT to type, I'm new too Dave.
UKDave - yes but never tried
Dunstan - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:53pm)
Ghost - how you like it here Charonhave people treated you right man ?
Ghost - Sonia would be a good choice Dave believe me
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:54pm)
Dunstan - hi folks
HardbodyPaul - Hi all!
Ghost - hi Dunstan Hi HBP
UKDave - not sure what to expect - have u wrestled her
HardbodyPaul - Why is everybody wearing black today? Somebody die?
Charon - Very well. Of course, there's an adjustment period. Like I thing most folks know each other, gender, what they like etc.
Ghost - whats up HBP ?
Ghost - whats up HBP ?
Dunstan - i'm a NYC guy - have had about a dozen mixed wrestling encounters
HardbodyPaul - How's things with ya, Mike?
HardbodyPaul - Not much with me, Mike. Been lounging around all morning.
Ghost - me HBP the Ghost
HardbodyPaul - Dunstan, you sound like an experienced wrestler with these fbbs.
Ghost - injoying the weather HBP ?
HardbodyPaul - Oh, yeah, Mike. I forgot that you have died.
Dunstan - can't get enough Ghost ..lol
Ghost - saw Victoria Wed HBP She squeezed the hell out of me
HardbodyPaul - Still not quite warm enough for my taste, Mike.
Ghost - same here Dunston
HardbodyPaul - You saw Victoria, Mike? I didn't know that you had plans with her. Was this a spur of the moment thing?
Dunstan - helps to be a small muscular guy
HardbodyPaul - You sore today, Mike?
UKDave - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:57pm)
Ghost - Well she planed the trip here only one week before she came here so i guess you could say yes i didnt even know she was gomeing up here till she emailed me
Yggdrasil - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 2:58pm)
HardbodyPaul - Clepsy hasn't reset her clock.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 2:58pm
Ghost - neck still a little stiff but nat as bad as yesterday
HardbodyPaul - You must be on Vicoria's list of men, Mike.
Ghost - Yes she has HBP
HardbodyPaul - Hi, Yggdrasil
Ghost - Since her and I meet HBP
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
Yggdrasil - Yggdrasil=Charon. I have to wait to get my name back.
HardbodyPaul - Is Victoria a pretty nice girl?
Ghost - HBP Victoria does L & C . Just thought id let you know
Dunstan - are we all guys here?
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 3:00pm)
HardbodyPaul - Understand, Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil - Not anymore, apparently.
Ghost - Hi Mighty Diana how is your day ?
HardbodyPaul - Hi, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, folks
Ghost - Theres your answer Dunston
Yggdrasil - Hello, Diana.
HardbodyPaul - Be right back.
Diana the Valkyrie - Get killed again, Mike?
Ghost - HBP did you see what i said about Victoria doing L & C ?
Dunstan - hello Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Dunstan
Ghost - yes Mighty Diana she had me begging
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh no! You must be feeling awful.
Ghost - Charon how many times are you in here man
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 3:03pm
HardbodyPaul - Damn! Gotta go in to work. I'll come in when I get back.
JoanneK - I can't believe I'm still connected!
Ghost - me know not at all Mighty Diana I loved it
JoanneK - Hi, HBP.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, JK
Ghost - WB Joanne
JoanneK - Hi, Diana.
Yggdrasil - Twice Ghost. Once as myself, and once as Yggdrasil. (stupid ISP, grumble, grumble)
JoanneK - JF still didn't do the steaks!
Ghost - not so loud please Joanne
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, JK
Ghost - I nkow what you mean Charon
Ghost - know typo
Dunstan - Hello Joanne
Dunstan - bear with me folks..first time here
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 3:06pm
Ghost - not so loud please ladies
Diana the Valkyrie - Oooh, a virgin!
Yggdrasil - Sounds like two ladies are hungry.
Dunstan - not in any sense...lol
Ghost - Uh oh Mighty Diana likes that
Dunstan - i'm an op on dalnet chat room #femvsfem and trhe founder of #femvsmale
Dunstan - both are kind of played out though..for guys at least
victim - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 3:09pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm a Valkyrie
Diana the Valkyrie - What do you mean, played out?
victim - hi, all
Ghost - The one Nichol Bass goes to Dunstan ?
Diana the Valkyrie - Too many women there, is that the problem?
Ghost - Victim Hi
Yggdrasil - Hello, victim.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, victim
Dunstan - well.....fems there are all into fmevsfem combat...don't care to mess with us guys
victim - has anyone else problems reading yesterday´s chat achive?
Ghost - that sounds about right
Ghost - thats why its called femvsfem
Yggdrasil - I did read the archive, and I didn't have any problems.
Ghost - no not me Victim .Why?
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll check it, victim
Dunstan - Nicole's too big for me..i like my wrestling opponenets to be my size
Dunstan - i can sit alone in femvsmale for hours
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 3:11pm
victim - well, my netscape stops at something torch has said...
Ghost - How tall are you Dunstan ?
Dunstan - i'm 5'5" 140 a bodybuilder
Ghost - you mean Saterday morning Victim ?
BeegBoy - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 3:13pm)
Ghost - then whats wrong with the tall ones Dunstan ? not the 6 footers but 57" and so on
Yggdrasil - Hi BB.
Diana the Valkyrie - You're never alone here!
victim - aril, 4th. i can´t catch the whole log, ghost
Ghost - BB Hi
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, big boy.
BeegBoy - Hello to all - this is my first trip in here....
Dunstan - i like to feel that size isn't the issue
Ghost - thats Saterday there are some pics there in Saterdays mabey thats why I didnt have any problem thou Vic.
Yggdrasil - Lots of youngsters in here today.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - 5'5" is a very good height to be!
Ghost - Mighty Diana another one
Diana the Valkyrie - Victim, my browser loads the whole thing, no problem
Dunstan - why thank you Diana :)
Diana the Valkyrie - Beegboy is an author on the web site
victim - yes, many pics, and some borken ones, two....
victim - perhaps 32 mb ram are not enough...
Diana the Valkyrie - No-one ever calls me short, so why should they call you short?
Ghost - yes I know Vic
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, victim, people will keep posting pics in the chat room.
BeegBoy - Yup, I've written a few, and I hope to do a few more....i
victim - hi, beegboy
Ghost - They dont want to get into trouble Mighty Diana
Dunstan - i may be short..but at least i look good in a bathing suit
Diana the Valkyrie - I do suggest that they do it less often. If it gets bad enough, I'll have to do something
Ghost - Better tell Scoob Mighty Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - You aren't short, Dunstan, you're medium sized.
Dunstan - ok Diana..you win..lol
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby? I've tried spraying him, maybe I need to move on to the rolled-up newspaper
BeegBoy - 5'5" isn't short Diana, average for a woman is 5'4", or so I thought
victim - i don't cmplain about pics, diana...well it seems i´m the only one having problems...bad luck.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby's our dog, for the virgins here
Diana the Valkyrie - Try a different browser, victim?
Dunstan - Diana...you know how tall Lauren Taylor is?
Ghost - I had no problem Vic
Yggdrasil - Oh goody, I'm back in business...
Yggdrasil - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 3:19pm)
Charon - logged on. --- (Sun Apr 5 3:19pm)
victim - thought netscape 4.3 would be enough...no, i guess it´s my machine...ok, doesn´t matter...as long as the main things work
Ghost - I think Mistress Lauren is close to 6 ft
Ghost - WB Charon
victim - hi, charon
Charon - That feels better. Life as a tree isn't all its cracked up to be.
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you notice, we have Kathy Meyers on the Message boards now
Diana the Valkyrie - But not just any tree.
Ghost - Yes I havent went there yet thou Diana
Charon - No Diana, THE tree.
Diana the Valkyrie - Just as well Scooby wasn't here, he has this thing with trees
Ghost - lol Diana thats a good one
Charon - I better ditch this big pole too, then :-)
JoanneK - I thought HBP was gone.
Diana the Valkyrie - Send him round here, I can always find something for a big Pole to do
Ghost - he is where you been for a while now
Charon - I realized that was a bad line just as I hit enter, Diana.
Ghost - Diana
JoanneK - I was outside looking at the grass and seeing what needs to be done.
victim - hi, joanne
JoanneK - Hi, vic.
Ghost - I ment HBP been gone for a while now
Charon - Do you mean, what JF needs to do, JK?
Dunstan - hello Joanne :)
JoanneK - Yeah, what JF needs to do! Haha!
BeegBoy - Does anyone recall Charonne, a female BB from late 70s/early 80s - anybody know what happened to her?
Diana the Valkyrie - Carpentier
BeegBoy - yes that's her
Charon - I figured JK. ;^)
victim - diana is a hovering encyclopedia
Charon - I've already been corrected today- Diana is a Valkyrie.
victim - oops
JoanneK - I need to work on my resumes soon. Need to find another job. Better paying!
victim - that was meant as a compliment
Diana the Valkyrie - Doing what?
Charon - I understand. If you know what Yggdrasil is, you're no casual aquaintance to knowledge.
JoanneK - Diana, I am an executive assistant at the moment. I am going back to school in the fall to get an A.A.S. degree in computer networking/technician
Diana the Valkyrie - The world-tree? Of course I do
victim - what kind of job do you have actually, joanne? if you don´t mind asking.
Dunstan - well folks..gotta deal with responsibility here
JoanneK - Vic, I am an executive secretary to the President of a manufacturing company.
Charon - In fact, I only know about Yggdrasil from a painting.
Dunstan - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 3:29pm)
Charon - See ya, Dunstan.
* victim is too slow fr a valkyrie
Ghost - later Dunstan
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
BeegBoy - good choice JK, computers are big, especially with the year 2000 panic coming up
Diana the Valkyrie - I already have the y2000 problem here
Charon - Networking is even bigger... "The network is the computer"
Charon - Does BeegBoy have a bookshelf?
victim - i have to go. bye, all
Charon - Bye, victim. Oops, guess not.
Ghost - later Vic
BeegBoy - just wait'll computer start calculating interest and penalty amounts from the year 1900!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, victim
BeegBoy - no, no bookshelf Charon - I don't even know what qualifies an author for one
victim - logged off. --- (Sun Apr 5 3:35pm)
JoanneK - well, yes, computers are where it's at. America is hiring people from other countries because they cannot find the computer people here!
Charon - Not to worry, I found some of your stories.
BeegBoy - hope you enjoyed them
Diana the Valkyrie - Gosh! People from other countries! Whatever will they think of next!
Charon - Haven't read them yet, BB. I'll try some later.
Ghost - Whats wrong with people from other Countrys Joanne?
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, if you work on the internet, it really doesn't matter where you're located.
JoanneK - No, I mean they are relocating people from other countries to work in the U.S. and giving them 3 year Visas to work. They can't find enough computer workers in the U.S. I am not saying it's wrong. I am just giving an example of how the shortage of computer workers is worrying the companies over here.
Charon - It does to the US Congress, Diana.
Ghost - true Diana very true
Charon - I ain't sayin' its right, I'm just sayin' it is.
Diana the Valkyrie - The US Congress, that's some sort of ocommittee you have in America, right? A bit like Parliament?
Charon - Like parliament with less yelling.
Ghost - Is a matter oif fact id like to move out of the us
JoanneK - Yes, Congress is equivalent to Parliament.
Diana the Valkyrie - Some and live here, Ghost
BeegBoy - I think it's due, in part, to technology changing so damned fast. You can't have people working on current computer systems and constantly train them for new developements at the same time.
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? E