Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
HardbodyPaul - I dated a fbb many years ago. And while in bed, she never could figure out why I always wanted to kiss her legs more than her breasts.
Crystal - Happy BDAY, Rhys!
Rhys - Brustwart
Scooby - Wha? It's your birthday?
Rhys - Hey, your right. Shit I'm...... ughhhh
Rhys - Yeah
HardbodyPaul - It's Rhys' B-Day? Whad'ya get, buddy?
sub - happy birthday, Rhys
Scooby - My wife doesn't understand why I would rather kiss her toes than her lips.
HardbodyPaul - Old?
Scooby - Well, how old Rhys?
Rhys - ... yeah, old
Scooby - 70?
Rhys - shhhhhh......
HardbodyPaul - You kiss you wife, Scooby? Blasterman told me that was never what you're supposed to do.
Rhys - older
HardbodyPaul - Oh hell, Rhys. You still like muscular women, right? Then, you're not old.
Scooby - 100?
Rhys - Haaaa....
Scooby - You're not supposed to kiss your wife?
Rhys - no. not that old and less than seventy
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, didn't ya know, Scoob?
sub - What seest thou in the dark backward and abysm of time, Rhys?
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 12:03am
Scooby - Am I getting warmer Rhys?
Rhys - Young enough to enjoy a good muff dive.
Scooby - Yeech!
HardbodyPaul - Just kidding, Scooby. I plan on smothering my future wife with kisses every time I get home from work!
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 12:03am
Rhys - I really lament the passing of a the full unshorn bush
Scooby - What am I supposed to do with her then HBP? She can't cook.
HardbodyPaul - unshorn? Now, there's a word.
Rhys - Am I the only one who likes pubic hair?
Scooby - Crystal! Talk to me!
Crystal - I'm here.
Rhys - Nice, warm full bushy... yessss
Scooby - Rhys, I like it on ice cream.
HardbodyPaul - Love her, Scooby. Smother her with affection! And then, whisper in her ear, "Honey, I love your biceps".
HardbodyPaul - Pubic hair doens't do much for me, Rhys.
HardbodyPaul - Damn, I can't spell "doesn't".
Scooby - Nope. not me either. I like shaved pies.
Rhys - I created a female character in an erotic novel with a very luxurient bush.
HardbodyPaul - Rhys, your vocabulary extent could rival some of the doctors that I know at work.
Scooby - I have a nice bush.
Rhys - She also had ankle hair.... can't get it published.
HardbodyPaul - I once used the word, "Plethora".
Scooby - Wonder why?
Rhys - Yes, the opposite of "dearth"
Crystal - Do you know how much trouble that is, Scoob?
HardbodyPaul - Ankle hair? AHHHHHHH!
Scooby - "She had a plethora of pubic hair on her belly."
HardbodyPaul - Explain, Crystal?
Scooby - How much trouble what is? Shaved pies?
Rhys - and a dearth of intellgence
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Scooby.
Crystal - Razors and all?
Rhys - Gotta get the ol' Gillette around the delicate bits
HardbodyPaul - sub, are you sitting at home laughing your ass off at us?
Rhys - Ouch!... shit, ugh...
Scooby - Yeah, sub, wake up and talk to us.
HardbodyPaul - sub is writing to Sandy.
sub - no, just enjoying the show. i'm talking, Scoob
Rhys - Umpphhhh.. (stretch.. ugh). Damn.. dropped the fucking mirror again.
Crystal - It's not as easy as it sounds.
HardbodyPaul - Oh, Sandy, please come out and play with us!
Rhys - Damn, cut myself again!
Scooby - Crystal, you seem to talk from experience. Tell us more.
HardbodyPaul - I believe, Crystal.
Rhys - And you have to do the heine, too
Crystal - It's hard to make a heart shape.
Scooby - Okay. Show of hands! Who here has ever shaved their pubic hair? Anyone?
HardbodyPaul - heine?
Rhys - Yeah, the asshole.
* "HardbodyPaul" has his hands down to his sides.
sub - not me
HardbodyPaul - Oh!
Scooby - Where'd T9 go?
HardbodyPaul - Maybe if I ever competitively bodybuild someday.
Rhys - No. I'll take the natural and full bush. Remember Lena Romay?
Rhys - Beautiful sex goddes of the great era of porn in the 70s.
Rhys - When it was still nice and innocent.
Scooby - Rhys, remember that woman in the circus who's body was covered with hair? Did she do anything for you?
HardbodyPaul - I was only 10 or so in the 70's Rhys.
Rhys - Uschi Digart - God I was in love with her.
Crystal - You guys don't shave your pits.....
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
Rhys - Uschi is still a great beauty at 49! Great boobs; the best.
HardbodyPaul - Nope, Crystal.
Rhys - I do.
HardbodyPaul - I can't imagine ever shaving my legs either.
Scooby - That's right, Rhys, HBP and I were only around 10. We were only watching porn for a couple of years by that time. We didn't know everybody.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 12:15am
HardbodyPaul - No you don't, Rhys.
Crystal - Really?
Scooby - Boobs? What are boobs?
Rhys - If I don't, it stinks. So, I shave them.
HardbodyPaul - We was just learning, then.
Crystal - Brets!
Scooby - Genital discoveries.
Rhys - Not all the time, but in the summer.
Clepsydra - Time for tea 12:16am
HardbodyPaul - I didn't see no boobs. To me, porn was walking around on the street.
HardbodyPaul - Or in Muscle and Fitness magazine.
Rhys - It feels funny, but at least I'm clean.
HardbodyPaul - THAT was my porn.
Scooby - Porn was that sexy blonde teacher you had in grade school who used to cross her legs and dangle her shoe.
HardbodyPaul - Clean is good1
Rhys - Lena Romay had the biggest and most beautiful bush I ever saw. You could curl up and go to sleep in there
HardbodyPaul - 4th grade, Scooby. I still remember her name. And it was when I lived in St. Peters.
Crystal - Clean is KEY!
Scooby - Clean is Noxema.
Scooby - Mine was names Mrs. Feeney. It was 6th grade. St. Louis.
Rhys - Dangle her shoe, eh?
Scooby - There was a lot of fun to be had with her name.
Rhys - Shoe dangling is a lost art among women these days.
Rhys - It can be incredible sexy
Scooby - I respect her privacy so I won't tell you her first name was Susan. But whattasettagams!!
Scooby - I worked with a gal for several years who used to dangle her shoe all the time.
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 12:21am
HardbodyPaul - Mine was Miss Dowrick. My God, she was so sexy! Long dark hair, short, fit bod'!
Rhys - Some women just have legs that shout at you - they just thrust themselves into your senses
Scooby - I don't think she was doing it to turn anybody on. Just liked to do it. Of course I always popped a chubby but I never let on.
Rhys - Nope. Thye all know, Scoob. It hard wired in
Scooby - When I couldn't stand it anymore, I would kick her shoe off kinda like Charlie Brown and Lucy. She would always have to move her foot in time.
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 12:22am
HardbodyPaul - Does Michelle dangle, Scooby?
Crystal - Diana should calm you scamps down!
Rhys - I've seen women try on shoes and test them for dangling.
HardbodyPaul - Nice legs in short shorts.
HardbodyPaul - I'm a scamp! It's true!
Scooby - Nope. Nobody at my current job dangles. This was a couple of years ago.
Rhys - If they don't dangle right - NO GOOD!
HardbodyPaul - You should ask Michelle to dangle, just once. For kicks.
Rhys - Hey, Crystal - you dangle your shoes.
Scooby - There is an art to dangling.
HardbodyPaul - Then.....POUNCE on her!
Rhys - Unquestionably - learned at the mothers knee.
Crystal - I guess so.
Scooby - Michelle did take off her shoes to show me her painted toenails once. Why do chicks do that? Don't they know that drives us nuts?
Rhys - I dangle my docksiders - it really turns the chick on.
HardbodyPaul - I especially like when a woman is sitting with her legs crossed, and the leg that is on the floor is up on tip-toe.
Scooby - We had a secretary last year who would always come into my office and pull up her pantyhose. HELLO EXCUSE ME!! Do you wan tme to rape you here or later?
Crystal - I usually take my shoes off at work.
HardbodyPaul - Yes, I think that they do, Scooby.
HardbodyPaul - That's kinda the idea!
HardbodyPaul - You have pretty feet, Crystal?
Scooby - She said I was just like a brother and that I wouldn't get excited. She didn't know me that well did she?
Rhys - Ohhh. Sexual Harrassment - the naked feminine foot is a weapon.
HardbodyPaul - She used your office to pull up her pantyhose?
sub - She was a poor judge of character, Scoob
Rhys - No, HBP she has bunions and corns
Crystal - I have nice toes.
HardbodyPaul - DEAR LORD!
Rhys - and that scaley stuff on the heels
HardbodyPaul - Didn't you just want to throw her down of your office floor?
Rhys - And on hot days, real honest to goodness - toejam
Crystal - Haven't you heard of pumice?
HardbodyPaul - Toes are nice to have gently running up your leg while sitting in a restaurant, waiting for the food.
Scooby - Occasionally.
HardbodyPaul - Your ruining my image of Crystal's feet, Rhys.
Rhys - Toejam is very interesting.
Scooby - Toes are nice to have smothered in your face while your lover is giving you a hand job.
Crystal - My feet look fine.
Rhys - Scoob, the BEST!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30am
Scooby - I guess that's not quite as subtle as yours HBP
HardbodyPaul - Ummmm..with your hands running up and down her legs, Scooby.
Rhys - And you don't warm 'em you about to come
HardbodyPaul - Not quite as subtle, Scooby.
Scooby - Either that or your hands tied up.
Rhys - Tied to the bedstaed and fondled into hysteria
HardbodyPaul - Oh, yeah, tied up. Forgot who I was talking to.
Crystal - I just mean't that I have symmetrical toes!
Scooby - Damn, all this talk is making me think I might have to wake the wife up.
HardbodyPaul - Show of hands, please. Who here has ever been tied up by a woman?
HardbodyPaul - Or a man, in your case, Crystal?
Rhys - ME!!!! I Love it!
* Scooby blushes
HardbodyPaul - Would be nice to have one to wake up, Scooby.
sub - lots of times, HBP
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 12:32am
Crystal - I was tied up,once.
Rhys - She cut off my underwear *after* I was tied
HardbodyPaul - I should have counted you out on this question, sub. I kinda knew your answer already.
Scooby - The only problem is she would be very cranky right now. Wouldn't you?
sub - handcuffs are sexier, though, i think
HardbodyPaul - Really, Crystal. Hmmm....
Rhys - No, good nylon rope. 3/8" is about right.
Scooby - Yes, because you can't get outta handcuffs. Everyhting else you gotta pretend you can't escape.
HardbodyPaul - I think that Sandy told me that she got a nice new pair of handcuffs. She needs a voluteer to try them out on.
Rhys - A tied woman is a quite sexy. And she feels her helplessness.
Rhys - A tied woman is a quite sexy. And she feels her helplessness.
HardbodyPaul - That was so good, you had to say it twice, Rhys.
Crystal - It wasn't a woman, Paul. If that's why you mean the hmmm...
Rhys - They squirm better when tied.
HardbodyPaul - I wanna tie a woman up!
sub - if rope, i like manila. rough, uncomfortable
Rhys - You casn turn em over and spank them
HardbodyPaul - No, that's not why I said Hmmm, Crystal.
HardbodyPaul - I love it when they say, "Spank me, baby"!
Crystal - Why, then?
Rhys - Just tie the ankles and the wrists, that's all.
HardbodyPaul - I have this friend at work, who wants to come to the gym with me sometime. I told her how hard that I was going to work her. And asked her if she could handle it. To which she jokingly replied, "Hurt me, baby"!
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 12:37am
HardbodyPaul - It turned me on to no end!
Rhys - Wrists behind the back and with about a foot of rope in between so it won't bind. Same with the feet.
HardbodyPaul - I was like, "OK"!
Rhys - And, of course, she is completely naked
HardbodyPaul - Man, you really know how to do this stuff, Rhys.
HardbodyPaul - Is it getting warm in here? Or is it just me?
Rhys - Experience, man.
Crystal - I, personally, get no satisfaction out of bondage.
HardbodyPaul - I feel so unexperienced.
Rhys - I dressed one in a loincloth once and tied her up. Thta was great.
Rhys - She went nuts
HardbodyPaul - Oh, c'mon, darlin'. If you let me tie you up, I'll let you tickle me!
Scoob - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 12:40am)
HardbodyPaul - wb, you here?
wb270 - yes, I am
HardbodyPaul - Whoa, didn't even see ya log on.
Rhys - I told her she was a slavegirl. She went off on the image.
HardbodyPaul - How ya be, wb?
Rhys - Gotta get some fantasy going
wb270 - been here for quite a while, but I was talking to my daughter
HardbodyPaul - That's coool, Rhys.
Crystal - You can go back to being green, Paul....
wb270 - I'm fine paurl
wb270 - Paul
HardbodyPaul - You going to be attending this Mass Muscle sponsored barbecue, WB?
HardbodyPaul - You don't like me grey, Crystal?
wb270 - me, attending anything fat Ed does?
Rhys - You look like victim.
HardbodyPaul - I gots to go anyway.
Crystal - Of course not!
HardbodyPaul - Oh, I guess not, WB.
Scooby Doo - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 12:44am)
HardbodyPaul - Nobody seems to think much of Ed.
wb270 - wnere is ht BBQ? in Boston?
Rhys - I'm going to bed. And tie up the cat. Heeere, Kitty, kitty
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 12:44am)
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Rhys. Night.
wb270 - If I were gonna attend anything it would be ther wrestling convention in San Diego
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45am
HardbodyPaul - I don't think that my cat would tolerate that well. She'd kick my butt!
Scooby Doo - Well I guess I'll go to bed too. Maybe I'll tie up the wife while she's asleep.
Rhys - Thta works, too, Scoob
HardbodyPaul - I see, WB. Afraid that I'm going to miss the San Diego thing.
Rhys - The surprise factor.
sub - 'night Scoob
Crystal - Rhys can't seem to leave.
HardbodyPaul - I go now too. See ya's!
Scooby Doo - G'night everyone!
Rhys - Then she has to get up to pee and breaks her neck
sub - cya HBP
Crystal - Is everyone going?
HardbodyPaul - G'night, Scooby.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 12:47am)
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 12:47am)
Rhys - gone?
Crystal - Foolish me!
sub - i'm still here, Beautiful Crystal. Rhys too, apparently
abu - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 12:48am)
Rhys - Yes..
abu - mim sahb no mamba lamibe
Rhys - Here
abu - sepah koie?
Rhys - Abu again
Crystal - who be "abu?"
abu - hagu monga
Rhys - He comes around once in a while
abu - abu banga banga
Crystal - For what purpose?
Rhys - What purpose?
abu - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 12:52am)
Crystal - Yes.
sub - i think abu is someone's alternative form of expression
Crystal - I gathered that!
Rhys - I think abu is from Africa and trying to communicate.
Rhys - He has a little wind-up computer and tries to talk with us.
Rhys - Maybe it's a wood burning computer
Rhys - Really gotta go, folks
Crystal - Do you think he comprehends MYST?
sub - cya Rhys
Rhys - Likely not. He probably drinks that white crap they feed them during the famines.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
Crystal - You might be correct.
Rhys - He plugs his coimputer into the rear end of a rhino
Rhys - Bye.......................................
Crystal - I should have guessed.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 01:02am)
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 01:04am)
Rhys - Black again
Crystal - You mean "Back in Black"
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 01:08am)
sub - i have to go to bed. good night, Scintillating Crystal, Rhys
sub - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 01:08am)
Crystal - Good night, sweet sub!
wb270 - you still here crystal? probably not
Crystal - Am!
wb270 - just you and me, I think
Crystal - That's fine.
wb270 - how is the weather in Minneapolis?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 01:15am
Crystal - Raining, presently. Fairly warm.
wb270 - it was rather chilly all week in LA
wb270 - you were not around for quite a while
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 01:16am)
wb270 - hello tom
wb270 - ready to See Rayne tomorrow?
Crystal - Did you see that billy was back here?
TomNine - Hey, wb, Crystal.
Crystal - Hi, T9!
TomNine - Looking forward to it, wb.
wb270 - billy?
Crystal - Bill Noble.
wb270 - new name to me
TomNine - Did you see anybody in LA, wb?
wb270 - no I didn't tome, actually I saw lots of people, but not in the sense you were asking
wb270 - saving my money
TomNine - I know how that goes. Putting off paying my taxes til the last minute here.
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 01:23am
wb270 - say Hello to Rayne for me
Crystal - Who is Rayne? Oops, I think I know.
TomNine - I'll do that wb.
TomNine - Rayne is "the mightiest Iron Belle of them all!"
TomNine - She staying in one of the hotels by Dulles. I've been avoiding that area for years, but here I go.
Crystal - I guessed.
wb270 - I was just out at Dulles today.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
wb270 - thought about giving Rayne a call, but I didn't really have time
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 01:30am
Crystal - I must leave. A pleasure, guys!
TomNine - So many ladies, so little time... and money.
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 01:31am
Crystal - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 01:31am)
TomNine - Good night, Crystal. Chat with you later.
TomNine - wb, if you still want to call Rayne, I have her hotel number.
EDDY - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 01:34am)
wb270 - I have her number Tom
EDDY - Hello guy's
TomNine - EDDY, what's up?
EDDY - not much tom how have you been?
EDDY - is her number 8675309
TomNine - Doing okay Ed, just easing into the weekend.
TomNine - What number is that?
EDDY - I talk to you before about FBB's in Michigan?
EDDY - you don't remember that song??
wb270 - gotta go to bed guys. Have fun tomorrow with Rayne Tom.
wb270 - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 01:39am)
TomNine - Maybe, EDDY, but I'm in Maryland.
EDDY - who's Rayne?
TomNine - Oh, yeah, the song.
TomNine - Rayne is a wrestler. Not really an FBB, but big and strong.
EDDY - how big and are you going to wrestle her more than with your arm???
TomNine - She's like 5'10" 190 lbs.
TomNine - We'll wrestle with more than our arms, yeah!
EDDY - she is a health girl, how much does that cost?
TomNine - Do you just like armwrestling?
TomNine - $300 for the hour. Hey, it's only money!
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 01:44am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
EDDY - no I'd like a woman to lift me overhead. remember??
TomNine - It all comes back to me now! Any luck with that?
EDDY - No I don't know where to look?
TomNine - There are some great resorces here on the site to start with. Check out the links and explore.
TomNine - You ever talk to Mike/Ghost here? He's from MI too, I think.
EDDY - I do but MI has nothing really?
EDDY - No but if I see them I beter get on here?
TomNine - Yeah, if you see somebody logged in as Ghost or Mike ask him what the scene is like. He's had some wrestling sessions, and he's a big guy who likes his lifts too.
EDDY - really that is cool I hope there from MI and I catch him?
EDDY - Thanks, can I ask you a question?
TomNine - Go ahead.
EDDY - Is it natural for me to like my mother-in-laws strong legs or is that not right?
TomNine - I think it's a terrific fantasy.
EDDY - why is that?
TomNine - I just hope you don't end up on Jerry Springer explaining how this attraction ruined your life!
EDDY - I hope not but I sure would like to touch them any ideas?
TomNine - There's a great story on the Jim Priest book shelf "Mother-In-Law From Hell". Have you read this?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 02:00am
EDDY - where is that at ?
TomNine - When this subject came up before, others gave you suggestions about how to get your hands on her legs...
TomNine - ... but I have to recommend keeping her legs as a FANTASY object of worship.
EDDY - your right but you know your shit?where 's that book at?
EDDY - your right but you know your shit?where 's that book at?
TomNine - For the story, go to Diana's library and just go to the section for Jim Priest. This story is right up your alley.
EDDY - does she have nice leggs in the story?
TomNine - The mother-in-law is huge all over, and forces Jim to worship her muscles.
EDDY - well I hafta go thanks for your help
TomNine - Take it easy, EDDY, talk to you later.
EDDY - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 02:05am)
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 02:05am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 02:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 02:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 02:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
Ghosy - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 03:27am)
Ghosy - Hi Who ever
Ghosy - The Ghost is one Drunk Mutherfucker right now
Ghosy - The Ghost almost got into a fight tonight
Ghosy - what the hell the y is right next to the t
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 03:30am
Ghosy - My name is Ghost not Ghosy
Ghosy - Fuck the time
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 03:30am
Ghosy - Fuck bed
Ghosy - The Ghost is pissed
Ghosy - The Ghost was walking out of the bar for the first time in months and some mutherfucker had the nuts to call the Ghost a faggot mutherfucker
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 03:33am
Ghosy - The Ghost was and still is pissed
Ghosy - If it wasent for a lady that worked with the Ghost ,and at the same place at the same time the Ghost would be in Jail now instead of teling the world of this asshole
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 03:37am
Ghosy - this asshole didnt know what he was getting himself into
Ghosy - The Ghost just thanks GOD that the lady that works with him was there
Ghosy - Clepsy you are alive
Ghosy - Sorry Clepsy I got ROCVK & ROLL going full blast in the headphones right now
Ghosy - I cant even spell ROCK & ROLL right
Ghosy - I dont give a Two F _ _ _ _ about anything right now
Ghosy - The Ghost is Just glad es not in Where his dad use to work
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
Ghosy - Fuck it ROCK & ROLL
Ghosy - The Ghost still feels likekickin some ass
Ghosy - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 03:45am)
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 03:58am)
Ghost - Hell I got it right hat time
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 03:59am
Ghost - This is not me Clepsy you now me
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
Ghost - Who gives a shit do you give a shit Clpsy ?
ott - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 04:00am)
Ghost - OTT ??????????
ott - who are you talking to?
Ghost - You gome to colm the Ghost down ?
ott - ummm maybe
Ghost - Myself sorry had to let some steem go
ott - wowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
Ghost - How are you this morning
ott - let me just read back to see what this is all about
Ghost - Come back please
ott - so....are you whacko or something?
Ghost - No Im just in a bad mood ask anybody in the chatroom they ll know me
ott - ok, im kind of new here
Ghost - Need to let some steem go thats all
ott - what's your thing?
Ghost - And Clepsys always here for us
Ghost - What do you mean
ott - yeah, but I never get her to say anything
Ghost - Clepsy needs to know you for a while but shes always here to listen
Ghost - OTT where you from the us ?
ott - oh....well...what do you do here when others are here?
ott - oh yea, California. and you?
Ghost - Talk about ladies FBB and whatever comes up
Ghost - Michigan
ott - ladies...goood. Help me what is FBB?
Ghost - Best time to be here is for you is early afternoon thats when all the people are here
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 04:09am
Ghost - Female Bodybuilder
ott - yeah? what happens then?
ott - god I love female body builders
Ghost - Lots of good stuff
Ghost - lots of people here
ott - any of them real?
Ghost - Omy look im getting crazey talking about lady FBB
Ghost - Some come in here you know Sandy Bouwman ?
ott - and what do they do?
Ghost - Chat about Wrestling and domination and other things like I said whatever comes up
Ghost - What are you into OTT ?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
Ghost - O Well I guess it time for Dr DEATH to take over
Clepsydra - Time for a change 04:15am
Death - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 04:15am)
Death - Who is ready to go to his/her final reasting place ?
Ghost - O death please dont bother
Death - Your dead already anyway you Ghost
Ghost - Yes im already dead but to meet you is something
Death - Im here for Crystal . Is my Honey baby here ?
Ghost - No Death shes not
Death - Well then Imleaving Ill be back later for Crystal my honey baby
Ghost - Well youll hafe to go through Smitty
Death - Smitty is no worry to me
Ghost - You know Smitty ?
Death - I know everybody
Ghost - yes ofcourse you do I forgot im sorry
Death - Ghost Your are forgivin you are already dead you are no good to me . I came to get Crystal
Ghost - Everybody comes to get Crystal
Ghost - Shes just a kind of person that everybody loves
Death - Well she called me the other day Im ready to take her to the unknowen
Ghost - Shes not here sorry youll have to try later man
Death - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 04:28am)
Ghost - DAM look at him go
ott2 - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 04:28am)
Ghost - WB OTT
ott2 - im here. twice
ott2 - thanks technical proelms
Ghost - It happens
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 04:30am
ott2 - whoi's death?
Ghost - I thought you didnt like Death comeing in
Ghost - I dont know he showed up one night when someone welomed him
ott2 - i didnt know...but sounds like a good time to go
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 04:31am
Ghost - welcomed
ott2 - is that Diana to our left?
ott2 - is that Diana to our left?
Ghost - thats strange he showes up and you dissapierd
ott2 - AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Ghost - Well no one knows man
ott2 - he/it jsut spoke to me
Ghost - What are you doing up at this hour ?
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 04:33am
Ghost - What are you talkin about OTT?
ott2 - i just needed some. its not so later her
ott2 - i just needed some. its not so later here
Ghost - 1:30
ott2 - Im talkin about Death. Death appeared..spoke to me then left
Ghost - What the hell are you dreamin ?
ott2 - this is weird
Ghost - He just left
Ghost - I thought you were him man
ott2 - No, yeah then he came back for a second
Ghost - WOW
Ghost - well you know what he said to me
ott2 - no, he was here when i came back
ott2 - oh lets forget Death. Lets talk FBB. So is that Diana to our left?
Ghost - Im already dead I was no good to him
Ghost - nobody knows man
ott2 - yeah
Ghost - Thats what I picture her as thou
ott2 - nobody knows?
ott2 - what a babe!
Ghost - But Mighty Dianas a Valkyrie theres a differnce
ott2 - so are there other sites like this?
ott2 - yes, i know
Ghost - Not that I know of if there is I dont know of it this is the best place to be
ott2 - listen, i gotta go. Nice talkin to you. Sorry you're already dead
Ghost - all sorts of stuf goes on here Take care man good to meet you man and thanks
ott2 - so long!
Ghost - you heped me calm down
Ghost - come back in the afternoon
Ghost - mpre people
Ghost - more sorry
Ghost - well Clepsy its just me and you babe
Ghost - I got you babe
Ghost - lol
Ghost - what a night i think ill call it a night night Clepsy night ott
Ghost - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 04:44am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 04:53am)
Ghost - One for the road
Sen - Hi
Ghost -
Ghost - Thats one for the road man
Ghost - I guess that counts out Scoob
Ghost - Hi Sen Night Sen
Ghost - Gos I love her she looks great
Sen - Hu Sheīs heavy
Ghost - Thats Anita Ramesy man
Ghost - Ant she beautiful ?
Ghost - God I ould serve her for the rest of my life if she would let me
Sen - Yeah she is, but I am not in those Big BBs, I like more fitness girls
Ghost - I like them too
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Ghost - They all look great Hello Clepsy and a BONG BONG to you too
Ghost - Hell its the weekend man
Sen -
Ghost - niht time for me to go have a great day
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 05:02am
Sen - She looks Great :o)
Sen - Here itīs High Noon on Saturday
Ghost - All this time I thughI was talkijn to my self man Shit 5 AM her Im still up from lastnight
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 05:03am
Ghost - Thats right your fro the uk. You ever meet Sonia ?
Sen - Ok I just awake after beeing here till 4am , No I am from germany, UK time is 11am
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 05:05am
Ghost -
Sen - I am so sorry that I never met Sonia, sheīs really fantastic I think
Ghost - I have talked with her and I think shes one of the best ladies I ever talked with
Sen - Sonia was here last Evening, she told me she will visit Berlin end of May
Sen - Have u talked to her on the phone?
Sen - Do you know her video against Giles?
Ghost - Never did have the chance t meet her thou . Cool I say go see er if you dont youll be kicking your self in the ass saying why didnt i go see her
Ghost - Yes Sen I have talked with Sonia on the phone
Sen - Yes but Berlin is about 550KM away from me :o(
Ghost - cost me an arm and a leg but it was well worth it to talk with her
Sen - And she is really nice? Why so expensive for you?
Ghost - I understand that Sen I feel the same way I might be able to see her here in the us because of the drive
Sen - Do you know if there are other videos of her?
Ghost - over seases
Ghost - besides of the ones that Diana has no i dont know Sorry
Sen - Oh the phone cost, how long did you talk to her?
Ghost - At least 1 hr
Ghost - I still have the bill from the time we talked ,but it was worth it I love her accent
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 05:13am
Sen - Oh so long! Is this a UK accent?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
Ghost - I guess its a english Accent It sounds like it
Sen - My Problem is I live near Betty!
Ghost - Your shittin me
Sen - No itīs just half an hour for me to Collogne.
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 05:16am
Ghost - My God You dont know how lucky you are man
Sen - Why, I never talked to her on the phone neither met her :o(
Ghost - Scoob wouldnt be married right now if he lived where you do he would be divoriced right now
Ghost - You will man She has emailed you right ?
Sen - But Betty has a Boyfriend(Fucker as she told me) who would make me problems if he see my Mails to her
Ghost - Dont forget she sayes she has a boyfriend
Ghost - I know what you mean
Sen - I got a shit Email Adress where my whole name and city is posted...
Ghost - Theres a FBB Im crazy for but I cant call her because of her hubby She did give me her phone # but I cant use it
Ghost - What are you crazey ?
Sen - But I try to meet her some day, we both ride a motorbike....
Ghost - Good luck you know how meny women ride bikes here ?
Sen - I am crazy about Sonia and Betty, and there are so many beautiful girls
Sen - No I donīt , but here in Germany many girls begin to do, the Trade of Motorbikes still grows
Ghost - I know what you mean .Im so crazey about this FBB its going to drive me crazy
Sen - Who she is? Do I know her?
Ghost - And theres nothing I can do Dammit
Sen - Why canīt you call her? Just try it or give her your Number.
Ghost - Who she is ? That sounds like Detroit talk man whered ou learn that ?
Sen - Itīs just my German-English, I learned at school and practise on Inet
Ghost - She has mine but her hubby would find out and her and me would both be in trouble and tat is the last thing i want to do is get her into trouble
Ghost - man Am I having a lot of typos today sorry
Sen - OK IC, this is shit, canīt she kill him? :o)
Ghost - Like Sally McNiel did her hubby ? Shes not that kind of lady
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 05:30am
Sen - It was a joke
Clepsydra - Q: How many Beverly hills realtors does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three: one to screw it in and two to learn Arabic.
Ghost - Thats what I love about her . Shes a down to hearth pearson
Ghost - I know
Sen - Sorry *down to hearth person*???
Ghost - Like you and I she understands people like us
Ghost - And she does not have a big head . Like you know shes better then everone else
Sen - Do you have pics of her?
Ghost - She never thinks shes better then anyone .and she cares about pther people
Ghost - yes ofcourse she gave me some
Sen - Where did you get to know her?
Sen - Will you send them to me??
Ghost - Met her at the Gym
Ghost - I dont know how to pload
Sen - Oh cool, so you are Fit, too? Or just looking after the girls there?
Ghost - lol The second but i asked her to help me gewt fit she said okeydokey
Ghost - Shell be my trainor
Sen - Oh you lucky guy!
Ghost - So I will be able to see her at the gym now
Sen - What about the pics? are you in ICQ?
Ghost - I love it . Thankyou
Ghost - What ?
Ghost - No .Not that I know of
Ghost - Have you heard of Cheryl Harris ?
Sen - Will you send me one via Email or Do you know NetMeeting?
Sen - Cheryl Harris........I heard that Name I think
Ghost - Iron Belles
Sen - Is she there at Iron Belles?
Ghost - The Owner of the Iron Belles
Sen - NetMeeting is a MS-program to phone via Inet
Ghost - I could send you pics of her because shes on the web
Ghost - No I dont
Sen - Just tell me the URL I will look
Ghost - Let me look Ill be right here while im looking
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
Sen - OK, ICQ is a chat program, very nice if you are interested look at www.icq.com
Ghost - I got it hold on let me type it in here
Sen - I am just at Iron Belles of america, but no pic of Cheryl
Ghost - http://www.ironbellesofatlanta.com/cheryl.shtml
Ghost - Hold on Ill have one for you in a sec
Sen - Thanks I gotcha
Sen - WOW! I understand you all right sheīs sensual
Ghost -
Sen - You can wrestle her! Did you do it all right???
Ghost - Yes I got the pic didnt you ?
Ghost - Thats not one of her best but you can see what I mean
Sen - Yes I see it and the URL ,REALLY I gottcha now
Sen - Is she in this chatroom, too?
Ghost - Yes she does wrestle I will be meeting with her in June
Sen - How can you hold on so long???
Sen -
Ghost - No shes never been here .She even cut off her message board on Dianas Sit because of some rude people that have given her a hard time
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 05:53am
Sen - Sheīs more of my mind :o)
Ghost - OOOOOO Shit who is that ????////
Sen - Thatīs Evil Kitty from IB
Sen -
Ghost - No Nt he Kitty Im thinking of ? O my god i got to excuse mself after seeing this pic
Ghost - My typos got wore after seeing het
Sen - Why must there always be such assholes ,who disdurb our fetish??
Sen - What means typos??
Ghost - Im Sorry ? What ?
Ghost - Typos spellings of words the wrong way . Bad Spelling in other words
Sen - typos?? I mean the people who give Cheryl a hard time
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 05:58am
Ghost - Like no nt ? I mentto say not the
Sen - OK I C, there are many cute ladys at I B
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
Ghost - I know alot of people get therekicks out of givin other people a hard time . think they are ssholes
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 06:00am
Sen - This is Malibu, I like those naturally build stromg women
Ghost - I know her I meet her back in 90
Ghost - I know her I meet her back in 90
Sen - With big breasts :o)
Ghost - Sweet irl
Sen - You meet her??? Did you wrestle her??
Ghost - they wernt that big when i meet her in 90. Yes
Ghost -
Sen - Did you get a chance to win or just domanited by her??
Ghost - I won a few falls with her but shes got a lot strongersince then
Sen - Yeah great Pic!
Sen - Donīt you get an orgasm while wrestling her??
Ghost - Thea Bennigton
Sen - There is one lady at collogne I saw at the announce list, but I am to frightened to call her
Ghost - whos that Sen ?
Sen - How old and big are you?
Sen - She is called Yvonne mid 30īs all I know
Ghost - Shit iold enough to know beter and young enough to still have fun
Ghost - Like I said a lot of bad spelling today
Sen - :o) I wihgt about 220lbs, so I donīt know if a non FBB could handle me
Ghost - Im 243
Sen - OK IC so we are both a little heavy :o)
Ghost - I know Jony Podasta couldent handle me because of our first match
Ghost - lol Yes if you want to put it that way
Sen - Jony Podasta?? Never heard, where are you in the staes?
Ghost - old on Sen . Thatone pic you put up that is her real namenot malabu its Joni Podosta
Sen - But when I saw Sonia beats up Giles( 200lbs) I get interested in her, OK IC
Sen - Prepare for another Kitty Pic!!
Ghost - Shje has her own video co under the name of Malabu, But her name is Joni Podasta
Sen -
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
Ghost - God I hate this My fingers are to big
Ghost - FUCK ME
Ghost - Hold on ill be with you in a few
Sen - You can meet her she will be at te Womenīs Wrestling Convention in San Diego May 15-17
Ghost - I cant make it out there
Ghost - MY GOD I WANT HER
Ghost - SHES NOT A FBB But my o my o my
Sen - http://www.evilkitty.com this is her URL
Ghost -
Sen - Will you make me to cum??
Ghost - My God Im going to loose it
Ghost - Tak about a WOODY
Ghost - hol on a sec I got more
Sen - ??????
Ghost -
Ghost - shit
torch - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 06:24am)
Sen - That happens, is the pic on your HD? then iot wonīt work i guess
Ghost -
torch - that's a hell of a picture. by the way, the woman in the shot is christine marshall. Sexy, isn't she?
Ghost - I guess this one dont work
Sen - I canīt see it, but I have a video with Christine Posing topless
Ghost - Hi Torch didnt see you come in sorry
Sen - Hu Hi torch, too
torch - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 06:27am)
torch - I recognize christine marshall, but who is that other knockout!?
Ghost -
Ghost - I give up
torch - this system is screwing me over big time!
Clepsydra - 06:29am
Sen - But Cori is unbeatable on my mind the most beauti I saw on the Net
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 06:30am
Sen -
torch - how can I get in touch with Joan podasta? She looks hot as hell.
Ghost -
Ghost - I finaly did it Ghost JR is at Atention
Sen - WOW, Cool pic,
Ghost - My GOD HELP ME I wish I was him
Sen - Yeah me too, I never was in such a nice situation :o(
Sen - How does it feel to be head scissored
Ghost2 - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 06:38am)
Ghost2 - sorry my modem went nuts its great to be squeezed between agreat set of thighs like those
Sen - Do you get frightened to pass out, does it hurt much?
Ghost2 - Is a matter of fact I was squeezed Wed ,.night My neck is still stiff
Sen - Who squeezed you??
Ghost2 - That all depends on how the lady is pplying the pressuer
Sen - Yes, but could a *normal* girl also hurt you with body scissors?
Ghost2 - Thats like Sandy Bouwman .Now she could make it hurt and put yo through a lot of pain with out you passing out . Same with Victoria
Ghost2 - Bod is a whole diffrent story
Sen -
Ghost2 - L& havent seen that one yt
Sen - Its on Lynnīs Page :o)
Ghost2 - The body scissors is a whole diffrent story
Ghost2 - Boxin Lynn ?
Ghost2 - Chicago
Sen - Yeah, sexy Lynn
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Sen - There are many pics at her sites
Ghost2 - I know of her . but you hafe to book your match through L&L you cant go to Lynn herself and I think that sucks
Sen - Chicago your hometown?
Ghost2 - No Michigan
Sen - But you can Email her
Ghost2 - I hate the middle person
torch - okay, so there are "two" people with the name Ghost out here?
Ghost2 - No just me I was just wornding where you were Torch
Sen - Yes everybody wants to earn money
Ghost2 - My modem went nuts so i had to sign on as Ghost 2 because if a name is being ued you cant use it
Ghost2 - Cheryl does the same thing ,I think thats why alot of people are rude to her
torch - just flyin' around a few webpages. Man, this cyberspace stuff is incredible. Imean, I studied computer science in the eighties, but who the hell would have thought it would wind up like this? Hvae you guys checked out the nude lady bodybuilders on the net?
Sen - Betty has the same problems, I have ISDN so no prob :o)
Sen - Yes I have
Ghost2 - I havnt meet Cheryl yet ,but from what I hear shes a lot of un to be with .Not yet Torch I havent man .I know its a lot of fun isnt it ,and yes its something
Ghost2 - I cant wait to meet Cheryl I think shes beautiful
torch - sen, do you think the pictures are "fixed", or authentic? And would someone please tell me who Cheryl is, I'm nosey.
Sen -
Ghost2 - I gotta go snooze . Cheryl Harris owner of Iron Belles
Sen - Go to Iron Belles of Atlanta, I have to leave ,too
Sen -
Sen - Bye Ghost, Bye torch, nice chat with you CU
torch - who's the busty babe in the picture wrestling?
Ghost2 -
Sen - I think itīs Blake from L&L
Ghost2 - night Sen I gotta to sleep for a while
Sen - OK Bye, the last 2 pics I could not see
Ghost2 -
Sen - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 06:59am)
Ghost2 - same her se I going to bed goodnight
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Ghost2 - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 07:00am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
Harold - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 11:50am)
Harold - Hello, you sexy clock.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 11:51am
Harold - Have you got time for me
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 11:51am
Harold - Have you got time for me
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 11:51am
Harold - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 11:51am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
Little Man - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 1:06pm)
Little Man - /Little Man wonders if anybody is watching, Hmmmmm!
Little Man - Everyone must be off doing their own thing right now. Whatever that may be.
Little Man - Clepsy, tell me a joke!
Clepsydra - Q: How many Will Rogers' does it take to change a dead light bulb? A: None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like.
Little Man - Good one Clepsy. I better go and do my thing. TTFN!
Little Man - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 1:11pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 2:04pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Happy Birthday, Rhys
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 2:05pm)
Clepsydra - Happy Birthday, Rhys 2:06pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 2:17pm)
JoanneK - Hmmm, nobody here.
* JoanneK squashes Clepsy......
JoanneK - Hee, hee. I love doing that!
JoanneK - Ding dong the cl*ck is dead!!!
JoanneK - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 2:20pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
Clepsydra - Clepsy makes a rude face at Joanne 2:30pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 3:24pm)
HardbodyPaul - It seems Joanne is squeezing Clepsy again!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
Clepsydra - Clepsy makes a rude face at Joanne 3:32pm
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 3:37pm)
JoanneK - Hi, honey!
JoanneK - What is this,Clepsy makes a rude face at Joanne?
JoanneK - Well, Paul, babe, where are you?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
JoanneK - Where is Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Hardbody - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 3:46pm)
Mr. Hardbody - Here I am!
Mr. Hardbody - Clepsy is mad at you for squeezing her!
Mr. Hardbody - Damn, did I miss you, Jo.
JoanneK - I'm here.
Ms. GoodBody - Nickname changed
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 3:52pm)
Ms. GoodBody - So, there you are.
HardbodyPaul - OH God! This is funny. Hang on a sec.
Ms. GoodBody - I see you wrote me an e-mail. I wrote you one back.
Ms. GoodBody - I may be slow in responding in this chat, so be patient.
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 3:55pm)
HardbodyPaul - Well, this thing now won't let me go back to Mr. Hardbody. So, I guess we can't match.
HardbodyPaul - Yep! E-mail just came through. Should I go read it real quick?
HardbodyPaul - I'm always patient
Ms. GoodBody - Yes, go read your e-mail
HardbodyPaul - Are you gonna be nice to Sandy if she comes in?
Ms. GoodBody - I'm folding clothes in between these messages.
HardbodyPaul - Ok, I'll be right back. 1 minute.
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 3:58pm
Ms. GoodBody - Of course I would be nice Sandy. Why wouldn't I?
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 3:58pm)
Blasterman - Hi everyone.
Ms. GoodBody - Hi, Blaster! What's shakin'?
Blasterman - Whew ! Had a brutal workout today.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
Blasterman - I haven't been able to get ten reps at 225 on the bench for 20 years but guess what.
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 4:00pm)
HardbodyPaul - So, feeling a trifle ornery, are we?
HardbodyPaul - Now you've got me all excited!
Ms. GoodBody - HBP, all excited?
Blasterman - I'm pumped Paul.Feel like I found the fountain of youth!
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, guess what, what?
HardbodyPaul - Hi, Blaster! 10 reps at 225? Wow! Of course, that's my warm up set. HeHe
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, that's great that you did that!
HardbodyPaul - Hang on, I need a new color. Can't tell the difference between me and Blaster's posts.
HardbodyPaul - Hi, Blaster! 10 reps at 225? Wow! Of course, that's my warm up set. HeHe
Squat me, Baby! - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 4:04pm)
Blasterman - Crunches too ...I'm into crunches big time.
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 4:04pm
Squat me, Baby! - Guess who?
Blasterman - Not Nestle either.
Squat me, Baby! - Blaster, I had no idea that you were getting into this working out also. That's fanatstic, man!
Ms. GoodBody - Squat me, Baby! Hi, Paul.
Squat me, Baby! - Couldn't fool you, could I, Jo?
Ms. GoodBody - I hope JF doesn't get mad over our little innocent flirting.
Ms. GoodBody - You're too easy, Paul.
Squat me, Baby! - Did you catch the part in one of my last E-mails that said that you know me even better than most of my friends, Jo?
Squat me, Baby! - I don't think that he will, Jo. JF is awfully understanding. He knows where we honestly stand with one another. Besides, from some of your last E-mails, it would seem that we are not a good pairing.
Squat me, Baby! - We're just both good flirters!
Blasterman - Where is JF? Haven't seen him in a while.
Squat me, Baby! - Why are you so slow today, Jo?
Squat me, Baby! - You're puter, I mean.
Ms. GoodBody - I was folding and hanging up clothes.
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, JF has been around.
Ms. GoodBody - I like this name better than JoanneK. I think I'll still with it.
Squat me, Baby! - Oh. That sure sounds like fun! YUK!
Ms. GoodBody - No, it wasn't fun, Paul. But, it had to be done. JF has so many clothes!
Blasterman - sounds like you could be Ms Homebody.Do you iron too JK?
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, I iron my own clothes. JF irons his.
Squat me, Baby! - Hey, Jo, come on over and fold mine when you're done, would ya?
Ms. GoodBody - Paul, if we lived together, I would!
Ms. GoodBody - How young/old are you, Blaster?
Blasterman - 43
Ms. GoodBody - 28 in July.
Ms. GoodBody - God, Paul is slow today.
Blasterman - Sept.5 I'm a virgo.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
Squat me, Baby! - A virgin, Blaster?
Blasterman - i'LL SAY he should have picked up on that move in with you comment.I wouldn't let that go by.
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, yeah. I said, "if we were living together, Paul, I would fold your clothes."
Blasterman - Yes Paul in many ways..but not sexually.
Ms. GoodBody - At 43, I would hope not!
Scooby Buttcheeks - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 4:18pm)
Blasterman - I could be a priest.......
Ms. GoodBody - Scooby?
Scooby Buttcheeks - Yup.
Blasterman - SB hi!
Squat me, Baby! - Nice name, Scooby.
Squat me, Baby! - Father Blaster. Oh, that's a good one.
Scooby Buttcheeks - I was inspired by you.
Blasterman - I've always been a glute man myself scoob.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 4:20pm)
Scooby - That green kinda sucked.
Blasterman - Everywhere I go people say"Hey your an ass man!"
Scooby - Who is Ms. Goodbody?
Ms. GoodBody - Scoob, It's JoanneK!
Scooby - You mean "Hey, you're an ass, man."
Ms. GoodBody - I've done the ougi (sp?) board thing too.
Ms. GoodBody - Oops, that was supposed to be a private message.
Scooby - ouija
Squat me, Baby! - We had a very good "legs" conversation in here just last night.
Scooby - Yes, we did. The wife was cranky just like I thought!
Ms. GoodBody - I saw that.
Ms. GoodBody - I also saw the archives about tying women up. So, you want to tie a woman up, HBP?
Squat me, Baby! - Did you tie her up, Scooby?
Ms. GoodBody - Guys my age are so much more sexually inquisitive than the older guys.
Squat me, Baby! - It's just one of those experiences that I've never done, but wouldn't mind trying some day, Jo. Nothing too serious.
Scooby - Nope. Worse. I woke her up.
Squat me, Baby! - We're still in our prime, Jo.
Squat me, Baby! - OUCH, Scooby. Did ya get smacked? Of course, you would have liked that.
Blasterman - Thats right JK ,us old guys know whats happanin.It just dosen't happen as often.
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, you older guys don't want to try anything fun!
Squat me, Baby! - LOL, Blaster.
Blasterman - O you don't know the Blaster well.
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, well you can't try it with your wife, apparently.
Scooby - I'm getting pervier as I get older.
Squat me, Baby! - Blaster, can you believe that Scooby actually kisses his wife?
Ms. GoodBody - Scoob, you're no that old!
Ms. GoodBody - "not"
Ms. GoodBody - Paul, he should kiss his wife!
Blasterman - My problem is once I exhibit my style they fall in love.That can be a problem for a married man.
MuscleGirl - Nickname changed
Scooby - I'm not that old, but I'm still getting pervier. Plus, I'm 16 years past my sexual prime.
Ms. GoodBody - Nickname changed
Blasterman - scoob that makes you about 32 right?
Squat me, Baby! - I know, Jo, I was just playin' with Scooby last night about kissing his wife.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
Scooby - Just turned 33 actually.
Ms. GoodBody - Scoob, you're a youngin'
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 4:31pm)
Squat me, Baby! - You're right there with me, Scooby. You're only as old as you feel.
Scooby - Hey Di!
Ms. GoodBody - Why do I get private messages from Clepsy?
Blasterman - I tell you I'm into giving women multiple orgasms.I get dissapointed if they only have one or two.I like to leave them gasping for breath and passing out from pleasure.
Blasterman - Hi Di.
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, everyone
Ms. GoodBody - I was used to only having one until JF came along.
Diana the Valkyrie - How many, Blasterman?
Ms. GoodBody - Hi, Diana.
Scooby - As for me, I like to be gasping for breath and passing out too.
* Diana the Valkyrie stuffs a sock into the dog's mouth
Scooby - Sometimes during sex.
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 4:33pm
Squat me, Baby! - Hi, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi squat
Blasterman - The most I've been able to count is 14.but then there is the long ones that seem to go on and on.
Squat me, Baby! - LOL, Scooby.
Choke me, Baby! - Nickname changed
* Diana the Valkyrie wonders what to do with blasterman's other sock
* "Squat me, Baby!" is now laughing his ass off at Scooby's new nick.
Choke me, Baby! - 14??? Gad! I have yet to give my wife 14 orgasms since we've been married!
Ms. GoodBody - July 19? Almost 7 years ago. And you lived to tell it. God must have been on your side that night.
Choke me, Baby! - Well, kids, it's time to go play with the wife. Have a good weekend!
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 4:36pm
Ms. GoodBody - 14 orgasms? I don't think I've ever had 14 in a row!
Choke me, Baby! - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 4:36pm)
Blasterman - See ya scoob!
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Scooby
Ms. GoodBody - I think Scoob really loves his wife.
* Diana the Valkyrie wonders why Blasterman's wife ever lets him out of the house
Blasterman - There are not many Blastermen out there JK.
Squat me, Baby! - 14 orgasms would cause some serious dehydration.
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, I believe there are guys who want to give many orgasms, but not many women who can take it.
Squat me, Baby! - I agree with Jo.
Blasterman - To give is better than to recieve in my opinion.
Squat me, Baby! - Blasterman is so thoughtful.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby does both at once
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, and I LOVE to give!
Blasterman - The girl I gave 14 to had no choice her wrists were tied to the bed posts.
Ms. GoodBody - Oh, god, that was funny, Diana!
Ms. GoodBody - Ahhhh, the tying up stuff again. I like.
Blasterman - At least 7 of them came before penatration even occured.
Diana the Valkyrie - I found a great web site for helping with impotence problems, Blasterman
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, you must be good! Is this sex talk this afternoon or what?
Diana the Valkyrie - I just added the link, it will show up tomorrow
Diana the Valkyrie - Apparently, about half of American men are impotent
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
Diana the Valkyrie - It says so on the web site.
Blasterman - impotent does not exist for me.My wife says I am the horniest man alive.
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, JF says I'm the horniest thing alive!
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, that's a relief.
Blasterman - If you saw her you would know thats true.LOL!
Blasterman - Maybe JK.Truth is no woman (and I've been with alot)could ever match my hunger in the sex dept.
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe we should hold a Web Site Horny-contest
Ms. GoodBody - Diana, you've got me rolling on the floor!
Blasterman - That check is in my name Di.
Ms. GoodBody - Blaster, how many times a day do you need it?
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 4:49pm
Diana the Valkyrie - It's Bman we need to get rolling on the floor
Ms. GoodBody - Diana, yeah! Then, we could do whatever we want to him!
Blasterman - 3 times is nice.Preferably with a partner.
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 4:50pm
Diana the Valkyrie - You wait your turn in the queue
Squat me, Baby! - Blaster is cracking me up!
Squat me, Baby! - Blaster, does female muscle add to sex for you?
Blasterman - Ladies I hope you realise the visions you are inspireing within me will live with me forever.
Ms. GoodBody - Muscle and sex can sure be fun!
Squat me, Baby! - Mmmmmm, MUSCLE and SEX!
Blasterman - Yes and no Squat.
Ms. GoodBody - Yeah, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Blasterman - Yes because of the phsyical appeal.
Blasterman - No because if I were between the legs of a violent orgasm,I might end up with broken ribs.
Blasterman - Or a broken nose.
Ms. GoodBody - Ha ha, Blaster.
Squat me, Baby! - Hmmm, interesting, Blaster. Well, just keep pumping iron, bud, and you'll be able to handle the orgasms.
Mr. Hardbody - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 4:59pm)
Mr. Hardbody - Oops!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Blasterman - Diana did you get my email?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, Bman
Ms. GoodBody - I wrote Andrulla asking her about personal training sessions.
Mr. Hardbody - Sub and I have re
Ms. GoodBody - What?, Paul?
Mr. Vic - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 5:03pm)
Mr. Vic - Good evening
Blasterman - Hi Mr Vic!
Mr. Hardbody - I was just going to say that sub and I have requested Sandy's presence here this weekend.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, victim
Diana the Valkyrie - If sub did a good grovel, then might work.
Ms. GoodBody - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 5:05pm)
Mr. Hardbody - I hope so, Diana.
Blasterman - Hey Paul are you going to see Sandy in St Louis?
Mr. Hardbody - Yes, Jo. Bye, bye.
Mr. Hardbody - Yes, Jo.
Mr. Hardbody - Yes, I am, Blaster. This coming Tuesday.
Blasterman - Bye JK!
Blasterman - WOw!Tell me all after OK?
victim - Nickname changed
Mr. Hardbody - Sure, Blaster. I plan on typing up an account of the session for Diana to post. Like Tom did with his meeting with Christine Marshall.
Mr. Hardbody - Hi, victim.
Mr. Hardbody - Speaking of which, Blaster. You should type up some accounts of your previous sessions.
Mr. Hardbody - Hey, victim, I used your color last night, and got this sudden urge to be tickled.
victim - lol, hbp. no prob
Miles - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 5:11pm)
Mr. Hardbody - I'm seeing Collette in May also.
victim - hi, miles
Mr. Hardbody - Hi, Miles.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Miles
Miles - hello all
Blasterman - Hello Miles.
Mr. Hardbody - You guys will probably get to see pics of Sandy lifting me and wrestling sub into submission. We're making a video for Diana.
Miles - what's up?
Mr. Hardbody - What's your poison, Miles?
victim - and, hbp? any efforts?
Mr. Hardbody - efforts, victim? I'm confused.
Miles - sounds like a good idea Paul and good pblicity for her
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
victim - to get tickled here, hbp
Mr. Hardbody - Yeah, it should be, Miles.
Mr. Hardbody - Oh, victim. Well, Crystal was here, and she said that she would oblige me.
Blasterman - This could be the birth of HBP productions on Tuesday.
Mr. Hardbody - Sandy seems to be pretty excited about making the video.
Diana the Valkyrie - I've made a list of humilating things for sub to do.
Miles - how about sub? how's he feel about it? :)
victim - do tell, diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Ill with anticipation
Mr. Hardbody - I suppose, ya never know, Blasterman.
Mr. Hardbody - A list, Diana? Can you indulge us with a few of those things? Any special lifts that you can think of for me?
Mr. Hardbody - sub is very anxious!
Diana the Valkyrie - He'll be even more anxious when he sees my list
victim - is it a secret, diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - I've suggested the Banana Torture, for example
Diana the Valkyrie - Miles knows that one rather well, don't you Miles
Miles - I'm sure once you let a woman like Sandy know how he likes to be dominated, I'm suhe can come up with some things
Miles - I never really saw it as a torture Diana. It's a tease
Diana the Valkyrie - And the difference between a tease and a torture is ....
Blasterman - teasing is fun,torture is not.
Miles - you had to believe you were in some danger for it to be torture
Mr. Hardbody - Gotta go, folks. See ya's.
Miles - the implication of the banana tease is clear enough, but I didn't ever think it was a real threat
Blasterman - Bye Paul!
Mr. Hardbody - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 5:25pm)
Miles - bye HB
Miles - I guess I knew you too well before I ever saw it done, Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Torture (websters) 2. mental anguish
Blasterman - Is my wifes picture next to that?
Miles - tease: to excite sexually without the intent of satisfying - I think that's closer
Miles - not to say that isn't a TYPE of mental anguish! :) but torture is a bit strong
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - There's also the physical pain.
Diana the Valkyrie - Which depends on how tight your trousers are.
victim - subīs are very tight, i guess
Miles - maybe uncomfortable, but most guys like that feeling
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, I never said Valkyries liked hurting men.
Miles - yeah we know - only by accident, but Valkyries seem to have a lot of accidents
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, you know the saying, "A Valkyrie in a china shop"
Miles - eah - knocked that poor bull clean out the door
Diana the Valkyrie - I didn't see him standing there
victim - i only know the one about the elephant in the procelain shop, diana...
Miles - poor bull, neve knew what hit him. I hear he's in therapy now
Diana the Valkyrie - I have *never* broken an elephant.
Diana the Valkyrie - Except maybe a porcelain one
DEATH - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 5:36pm)
Miles - you're young - there's still time
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 5:36pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Nobody invited you!
Miles - wow - talk about your celebrities, the grim reaper himself
victim - Hi, death
DEATH - I was searching for Ghost.
Diana the Valkyrie - How's Binky?
Miles - so Death. how do you feel about how you are portrayed in literature? is the robe and scythe accurate? I prefer the version in the Sandman illustrated books where Death is a young girl. Much more attractive
DEATH - Just kidding.
DEATH - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 5:40pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - He's asking you if you're male or female. He's from AOL, you see
Miles - Death takes a holiday?
Crystal - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 5:41pm)
Miles - awww - that's not fair Diana. I not exactly thrilled with AOL
victim - hi, crystal
Crystal - Hi, all!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Crystal
Miles - Hi Crystal
Diana the Valkyrie - Hey, Blasterman, go look in the Transient Gallery
Blasterman - A farmer freind of mine decided he was going to raise pigs.He purchased 5 of them and brought them home ,put them in a pen he had built.Weeks went by but the pigs were not mating,so the farmer called a Vet and asked for help.The Vet suggested artificial insemination. The farmer did not want the Vet to think he stupid,so he pretended to know what artificial insemination was. When he hung up the phone he assumed that it meant he would have to have sex with the pigs himself. He loads the pigs into the truck ,takes them down the road and into the woods ,and has sex with them. He arrives home late and is exhausted ,so he goes to bed.He remembers the Vet saying that when pigs are pregnant they will lay in the mud and wallow. So anxiously the next morning he looks out the window and to his great dissapointment the pigs are all standing up on all fours.
Crystal - You are very quick, vic!
victim - thanx, crysral. I know this one, bm.
Blasterman - He decides to try again and he does.Loading the pigs into the truck,etc. He comes home late and exhausted and collapases in bed.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
Blasterman - The next morning he is so tired he can't get up to look out the window.He calls to his wife."are the pigs lying down or standing up" .
Blasterman - Niether is her reply"they are in the truck and one of them is honking the horn"
Miles - not bad BM
magilla - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 5:47pm)
Blasterman - Hi Crystal!
victim - hi, mag
Blasterman - Hi Magilla
magilla - hello vic....B-Man
Blasterman - I'm off to the transient area.be back.
Crystal - Hi, M!
Diana the Valkyrie - BM, go look in the Transient Wing
Blasterman - logged off. --- (Sat Apr 4 5:48pm)
magilla - Hi Crystal
magilla - Hello Diana....one can only guess at the marvels awaiting in the Transcient Wing
Miles - uh oh - a lull in the conversation
Diana the Valkyrie - Just a little something Blasterman specially wanted
magilla - well good for him....and You
victim - diana, what do valkyries do in china shops?
Miles - lol vic
magilla - yes Miles...not a lot of talk going on...you need to say something witty and charming
Diana the Valkyrie - We try to avoid them, victim, but there's something so ... compellling about all that fragility
Miles - me? that's a lot of pressure to put on me Mag
magilla - Valkyries in a china shop are worse than a bull off the streets of Madrid
Miles - yes, we already went over what she did to that poor bull that was in the China shop ahead of her
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Sat Apr 4 5:56pm)
magilla - there is no room to swing a golf club in a china shop
Blasterman - Thanks Diana!Hello everyone.
Miles - welcome back
magilla - wb B-Man....we hope that your heart is swelling with joy!
Diana the Valkyrie - Or something is swelling with something
victim - wouldnīt it be kind of inspiring for your list, diana? some chinese torture for sub?
Diana the Valkyrie - What's wrong with good old American tortures?
Blasterman - Thanks magil,it is .Not often one gets to collabarate with a Valkyrie.A true honor.Somthing to be proud of!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
magilla - I didn't