What does this do?
Scooby -

back down.
Shy Guy - Somebody slap the dog!
Shy Guy - Hard!
Scooby -

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Ssssssssssssssomebody slap me!!!
Scooby - My
name
is
Scooby.
* Scooby waiting to get hit.
Shy Guy - Sorry scoob, I'm too 'pancaked' right now
yoyo - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 3:38pm)
yoyo - hey all !
Shy Guy - Hi Yoyo (I really need a better opening line here...)
yoyo - nice pic scoob ...luv SCULLY
yoyo - for a shy guy that works
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 3:40pm)
Scooby - Yo yoyo!
Cindy AKA Crystal - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 3:40pm)
Shy Guy - Uh oh, the dog's back
Shy Guy - Hi CAKAC
Cindy AKA Crystal - What?!!!
yoyo - but a good dog....n'est ce pas
Shy Guy - So acronymns aren't my strong point!
Shy Guy - Hi Cindy
yoyo - scoob you an x-file fan as well..the movie will rock !
Cindy AKA Crystal - I got kicked.
yoyo - hi cindy
Shy Guy - There's an Xfiles movie in the works?
Cindy AKA Crystal - Yo, yoyo!
yoyo - hellllloooooo ! comes out in MAY i think,Shy Guy don't miss it
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
Shy Guy - May over there probably means '99 UK time!
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 3:45pm
yoyo - no way Shy Guy,didn't TITANIC open up the same time as over here
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 3:46pm
Shy Guy - Don't think so, but the lag was certainly smaller than usual
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 3:46pm)
Shy Guy - Maybe just a month or so
yoyo - hey crystal not a movie fan
Cindy AKA Crystal - Woof!
Scooby - Yes! X-Files movie will be kickass! Wouldn't it be cool if Gillian beat somebody up?
yoyo - x-files big in the UK,Shy Guy
Shy Guy - Single minded scooby rides again
Cindy AKA Crystal - I love the silver screen!
Shy Guy - It used to be great in the 'cult fan' slot
Shy Guy - Then it went mainstream, around the third season
Scooby - X-files huge in the UK. Gillian is voted #1 sexiest female alive in the UK and Europe.
Shy Guy - I think it got over-exposed, I got kind of bored
yoyo - wasn't there a scene when fox was dreaming he had no limbs with the great lookin girls and scully busts into the room kickin ass ...good scene SCOOBY
Scooby - yoyo, that scene is the finale on my comp tape Volume 2!!!!
yoyo - the episode the computer is running the whole show from inside the camper
Shy Guy - Got a fovorite movie Cindy?
yoyo - great scene!!!!
Cindy AKA Crystal - Pulp F!
Shy Guy - Great call!
Scooby - I love it when Scully kicks some ass. Nothin gets my adreneline flowin more.
Shy Guy - I think Jackie Brown is due over here in a week or two
Scooby - Cindy, did you see the movie "Four Rooms"?
Scooby - w/Quentin
yoyo - shy guy my top five.1)GODFATHER 2)GODFATHER 2 3)GOOD BAD UGLY 4)SCARFACE 5)RAISING ARIZONA(NICK CAGE KILLS IN THAT ONE)
yoyo - is that with tim roth playing the bell hop
Shy Guy - Sorry Yoyo, I missed all those
Diana the Valkyrie - Brief Encounter
Shy Guy - I don't even know Scarface, and I'm going to get shouted at for the Godfathers I know!
yoyo - GET A VCR take a saturday off and veg out on classics
yoyo - no shouting from this end just guiding this deprived soul
yoyo - hey shy guy ,cindy scoob got a top five flics
yoyo - HELLO DIANA !
Shy Guy - For me, 5th Element (in case you missed earlier!), then Star Wars (all 3 count as 1 film)
Shy Guy - Then Terminator (the original), and probably Ground Hog Day next
Shy Guy - 5th slot is a hard call, probably go with Blues Brothers right now
yoyo - 5th element is that with willis and oldman..SHY GUY how old are you
Shy Guy - 28, you got a problem with 5th Element?
yoyo - Ground Hog Day bill murray...gotta go with CaddyShack
yoyo - never saw it ,that is not the tone of a "Shy Guy" now is it?
Shy Guy - Other good flicks: Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting and the original Mortal Kombat!
Diana the Valkyrie - Brief Encounter
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
yoyo - oh the original Mortal Kombat were there others LOL(just foolin)
Shy Guy - I kind of getted worked up over 5th E, the plot is nothing to write home about
Shy Guy - but visually it was the most stunning film I've seen
Shy Guy - Real 'Eye Candy'
yoyo - pulp fiction rules,Samuel Jackson got screwed the oscar F$%^in Travolta!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Starring Trevor Howard
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 4:02pm)
Scooby - Top Five non-fighting films by Scooby...
Shy Guy - Samuel Jackson Rules! I'll see any film with his name on right now!
Scooby - 1) Raising Arizona
Scooby - 2) Shawshank Redemption
Shy Guy - Mind you, I've seen most Travolta flicks since Pulp as well
Scooby - 3) The Crying Game
yoyo - Jackie Brown dont miss it another great performance
Scooby - 4) What's Eating Gilbert Grape
yoyo - hey scoob i had raising arizona to cage rocked that flic
Scooby - 5) A Fish Called Wanda
Shy Guy - Don't plan to! Long Kiss goodnight was fairly cool too
yoyo - "the cying game" great start with f,whitaker and the soldiers then down hill all the way !
Scooby - Yeah, but whatta soundtrack....
Scooby - Trainspotting is also good.
yoyo - Miller's Crossing great flic Usual Suspects "Kayser Soze"
Scooby - Usual Suspects was Fantastic!!!
Shy Guy - Usual suspects hit the UK with too much hype
yoyo - HEY scoob no GODFATHERS or SCARFACE mang
Scooby - Scooby's Top Five Most Suck Dick movies of all time.....
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 4:07pm
Shy Guy - It would have been a great 'sleeper' hit, but I had too high expectations for it
Scooby - 1) Out Of Africa
Scooby - 2) Dances with Wolves
yoyo - CASABLANCA what overhyped flic HEY sam dont play it again
Diana the Valkyrie - I liked Casablanca, also the Marx Brothers version
Shy Guy - Worst film of all time may be Streetfight: The Movie
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 4:09pm
yoyo - SORRY diana cant carry the godfather's jock strap
Scooby - I gotta go walkies. be back.
Scooby - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 4:10pm)
victim - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 4:11pm)
victim - hi, folks
Shy Guy - Any Marx Brother movie is a hit, though I didn't know they did a Casablaca
Diana the Valkyrie - A night in Casablanca
Shy Guy - Evening vic, we're going to the movies tonight!
yoyo - gotta run...Yo Shy Guy please rent out Godfather 1 &2,good the bad &the ugly as well as Scarface and get back to me
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, yoyo
victim - night at the opera is probably the best...
Shy Guy - I've missed that one, though I've still not seen many outside the 'classics'
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, that's good. And Duck Soup
Shy Guy - No way vic, Duck Soup all the way!
yoyo - HEY diana WE'll ALWAYS have (what the f$%^in place) "PARIS"i think CIAO
victim - ok...duck soup is great, too. bye, yoyo
Shy Guy - C Y a Yoyo, I'll try
victim - who likes "dead men don´t wear plaid"
yoyo - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 4:14pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
Shy Guy - Steve Martin is very hit or miss, I can't remember if I liked that one or not!
Shy Guy - I may have missed it, though the title is familiar
Diana the Valkyrie - Pink Panther
victim - especially the first two, diana
Shy Guy - Sellars and Niven, that's always going to hit the target
Diana the Valkyrie - Or just Sellers
victim - shy: it´s the b/w one with old movie scenes inserted
Shy Guy - Speeling mistastes are a fact of life
Shy Guy - I think I may have seen a few clips, rather than the full film
Shy Guy - Sellers on form is always going to be a top film
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you noticed that Clepsy's a Sellers fan?
Shy Guy - I've only caught one Goons reference so far, I may have missed a few more
Diana the Valkyrie - There's only the one.
Shy Guy - Hope we've not gone too parochial on you vic
Diana the Valkyrie - But do you know which one was Sellers?
Cindy AKA Crystal - You would NOT believe what just transpired here!
Shy Guy - Wasn't he practically all of them?
Diana the Valkyrie - Smitty just knocked on your door?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Eccles was Spike
Shy Guy - I probably would Cindy, though I can be rather gullible...
Cindy AKA Crystal - I will make a "fliclist"
Diana the Valkyrie - Americans don't know that word, it isn't in American dictionaries
Shy Guy - Nice try Diana
Cindy AKA Crystal - It's not good.
Diana the Valkyrie - Do tell, Astounded Crystal
victim - hi, crystal
Cindy AKA Crystal - Hi, vic!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
Cindy AKA Crystal - Suffice it to say, I might be gone for a while.....
Diana the Valkyrie - I think it was one of Scott's team said that
Shy Guy - Diana, I have written up my encounter with Sonia, I hope to send it to you shortly
Diana the Valkyrie - Great!
Shy Guy - I've sent Sonia the first draft in case I said anything dumb, you get it after she OKs it
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 4:43pm)
Shy Guy - wb scoob
Scooby - I'm back. I had a poo, bought my mom a birthday card and then had an ice cream cone.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
* Shy Guy pops a CD in the stereo
Crystal - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 4:47pm)
Shy Guy - Where you been Crystal, you took the conversation with you
Scooby - Put in something goos ShyGuy! No more of this Guns n Roses crap!
Shy Guy - Fun Lovin' Criminal pass Scoob?
Crystal - Sorry... I thought "Shawshank" was at least #3.
Scooby - Lotti dotti. Free John Gotti
Shy Guy - Obviously not, I put the dog to flight....
Clepsydra - Q: How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ten-four to talk about how great it is that they've all come together to do this, one to screw it in, one to film it for the news, one to plan a marketing strategy based on it, one to reminisce about mass naked bulb screwings in the '60s, one to watch reruns of '50s TV shows, and one to play classic rock.
Shy Guy - Darn, I hate simultaneous posts
Crystal - What are your thought's of Ving R, Scoob?
Shy Guy - Hey Scoob, guess which song just started
Shy Guy - Hint 'None of you creeps move, this is a robbery'
Scooby - Don't know, Shy Guy. What is Ving R, Crystal?
Shy Guy - 'Running around robbin' banks all wiped out on...'
Crystal - Irving Rhames!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Scooby - Shy Guy, I'm playing Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds "The Boatman's Call" right now so I can't focus on anything else. Crystal I've never heard of Irving.
Crystal - He was in Pulp Fiction and Rosewood.
Scooby -

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VICTIM!!!!!!

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victim - hi, scoob
Scooby - Sorry I had to do that to get your attention. Thought you had dozed off.
victim - they should not send dogs to www seminars...
Shy Guy - Sorry scoob, I just figured you'd recognise a song called 'Scooby Snax'
Scooby - Why not? Now I can fill the web with more pictures of Angie Everhart and Gillian Anderson.
victim - do YOU know 'dead men don´t wear plaid', scoob?
Scooby - Shy Guy, I don't have their album but that song does ring a bell.
Scooby - Yes, wasn't that a Steve Martin flick in b&w?
Shy Guy - It was a big hit as a single I think, top song on the album too
Crystal - Yup.
victim - yes, scoob.
Scooby - what does this do?
Scooby - hhhmmmppf. nothing.
Shy Guy - Scoob now has 4 words to fill the room with dread!!!!
Scooby -

victim....
victim - pretty impressing, scooby...
Scooby - Where's my glasses?
Scooby - Victim!
Shy Guy - I'm not impressed yet scoob, where's the scrolling text?
Crystal - Improper usage, Scoob.
gymee - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:10pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:10pm)
Shy Guy - Welcome gymee
victim - hi, gym
Shy Guy - Beware of the dog
Crystal - wb, gymee!
gymee - Hey scooby you ever work, oh hi Crystal & shy guy
Scooby -
gymee - sorry i missed your name , hi vic
Scooby - A picture
victim - yes, beware...that dog is into killing...lol
Scooby - Click on the underlined text and see where you go!
Crystal - Who did that?
Scooby - Wicked!
Scooby - Gillian Gillian Gillian Gillian Gillian Gillian Gillian Gillian Gillian
gymee - What's up with you guys and ladies? any Bodybuilding news around?
Scooby - Nope.
Crystal - Sometimes knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 5:14pm
gymee - I didn't underline that, don't know how[laughing]
Scooby - Ignorance is bliss.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
Crystal - Right!
Scooby - ShyGuy, victim, did you see the picture?
gymee - who is gillian?scooby
victim - yep....mmmmmm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:17pm)
Scooby - WHO IS GILLIAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
gymee - what's your bio Crystal, you a FBB ?
* Scooby faints.
Scooby - Crystal is a FBB lapdancer!
Bolt - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:18pm)
gymee - Sorry scooby I've been away!
Scooby - Tell us another erotic story, Crystal!
victim - hi, bolt
Crystal - I prefer Fox. Bad choice of a wife, though.
Bolt - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:20pm)
gymee - Tell us more crystal
Scooby - Fox is a handsome young man! I think Tea is kinda hot. Not as good as Gillian though.
gymee - I'm lost in this conversation
Crystal - Who is the male opposed to Helen Hunt in the series?
gymee - paul risner?
Crystal - He was in "Diner".... a great movie!
gymee - didn't see it sorry
gymee - only see "Dinner and a movie" on tbs
Crystal - And Ellen B was in it. She already looked like "Popeye"
gymee - see ya all
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
gymee - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:30pm)
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:30pm)
Shy Guy - Hmm, I though the room looked dead. You've all been talking behind my back!
Shy Guy - I guess I got 'bumped' and didn't notice
Crystal - Silent, Scoob?
victim - wb, shy...I´m in a quite lazy mood today
Crystal - I wouldn't do that, SG.
Shy Guy - I got kicked out when scooby posted the Gillian Anderson URL
Shy Guy - But my screen remained active, and seemed to go for updates
victim - that´s mean, shy
Crystal - Sometimes it bee's like that.
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 5:34pm
Shy Guy - Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean you're NOT out to get me!
Rhys - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:36pm)
Rhys - Hi, folks
Shy Guy - Evening Rhys
victim - hi, rhys
Rhys - Guten abend, vic
Rhys - evening, all
Crystal - A beautiful thing about paranoia...You're always the center of attention! Hi, Rhys!
Rhys - hello, Crystal
Rhys - a dead room.
Rhys - If you want a real laugh. Read the archives for last night starting about 10:30PM
Rhys - JoanneKFan and Joanne and I had a most unusual session
Rhys - and Little Man at the end.
Crystal - I'm back.
victim - hang on, i´ll check it
Rhys - It's worth it.
Rhys - But you had better have an expansive sense of humor
Crystal - Don't we all, Rhys?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
Rhys - No, not all. But yes; here is different.
Crystal - I get your drift....
yoyo - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:51pm)
Rhys - Got to go back to work again. Getting real sick of this. But new things may be in the offing.
Rhys - Bye!
yoyo - HOWWWWWDY !
Rhys - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:51pm)
Crystal - Yo, yoyo!
yoyo - hey crystal what the dealio?
yoyo - yo shy guy call the video store yey?
yoyo - hi ya victim
yoyo - hey crystal where you from
victim - back. hi, yoyo
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:53pm)
yoyo - hey guys your back!
Crystal - Mum's the word.
Shy Guy - Back again. No Yoyo, I'll call the video store when I have a TV and video
yoyo - why is that crystal ?
TomNine - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:54pm)
Shy Guy - Hi T9
Crystal - Hi, T9!
TomNine - Hello, all.
yoyo - tom neuf how you doin
victim - wb, shy. hi, t9
yoyo - anyone into fbb wrestling
TomNine - Yes, yoyo. Let's talk about that!
yoyo - favorite video company
yoyo - e-mailed karla nelson told her about this place she said she would check it out
yoyo - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 5:59pm)
TomNine - Favorite video company... for quality of fbb's, production values and number of videos, I have to go with Premier Productions.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:00pm)
Crystal - Woof!
TomNine - Scooby!
Scooby - woof woof
Shy Guy - wb scoob
Shy Guy - but no more you know what, all right?
TomNine - Was Scooby being naughty before? Bad! Bad doggie!
Crystal - Scoob get's away with what he can.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:05pm)
Scooby - :-)
Scooby - woof
Crystal - Re: woof :-)
Scooby - Crystal, you aren't getting much work done today are you?
Scooby - victim.
Scooby - victim.
Scooby - victim.
Crystal - I left work before Michelle was on.
Shy Guy - Sorry guys, it's gone midnight here, I'm turning in
Scooby - victim.
Scooby - victim.
Scooby - victim.
Scooby - victim.
Scooby - victim.
Scooby - victim.
Scooby - victim.
Shy Guy - G'night all
Scooby - Where's victim?
Shy Guy - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:09pm)
Scooby - See ya ShyGuy!!
Crystal - vic is hovering.
Scooby - vic has passed out from too much vodka.
victim - hmmmm?
Crystal - See?
Scooby - Oh, hi, vic.
Scooby - victim, you're like.... barely here..... say somethin bud.
victim - hi, scoob. crystal, you´re wrong. I kept logged on, but multitasking is a nice thing...
Crystal - T9 is quiet, also.
Scooby - victim, this would be a great opportunity to improvise a story starring Crystal and myself.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 6:15pm
Crystal - My brets would have to be larger.
Scooby - Crystal, do people in Minnesota talk like Terrance and Phillip?
Scooby - What's this aboot?
Scooby - Afterall, you're almost Canada.
Scooby - Do you eat crap food and fart all day?
Crystal - I don't think so. In fact, NO!
Scooby - Didn't Minnesota used to be another Canadian providence until a few years ago?
* Scooby sniffing.
victim - just read the archives about the fart discussion last night...
PeepingTom - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:18pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:18pm)
Scooby - Peepy!
Scooby - Farts are a many speldid thing.
PeepingTom - Ahh!! Three of my favourite people in here: Crystal, Scooby and ofcourse ... Clepsy!
victim - hi, peep.
Scooby - Ouch vic! This is coming from a fellow Famke fan too!
Scooby - So Peep, what is the national language of Belgium? Belgiumenese?
PeepingTom - There are three (to keep it simple): Dutch, French and German. Mine is Dutch (or 'Flemisch').
Crystal - We have a special guest....
victim - who´s that, crystal?
smitty - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:25pm)
Crystal - smitty will be here!
Crystal - Hi, Jersey!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Smitty
smitty - Hey, J. It's been a long time since I've dropped in.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 6:27pm
victim - hi, smitty
Alexei - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:27pm)
victim - see, who´s hovering, crystal? hi, alex
Alexei - Diana, I put up a story at your site now, check it
Crystal - All your friends are greeting you, J!
PeepingTom - Hi Diana, been busy tonight?
smitty - So what's new, J? It's been quite a while.
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:29pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 6:30pm
victim - hi, bm
Crystal - Many things!
Blasterman - Helloe everyone! smitty your alive thank goodness!
smitty - Such as?
Crystal - Hi, Blast!
smitty - I've been alive quite a while, Blasterman.
Blasterman - right on !
Crystal - For your ears only, J!
smitty - My ears await.
Blasterman - Hello lovely Diana!
Crystal - I really want to thank you for doing this, J!!
Blasterman - Stock market is zooming folks.Buy your U.S. Growth funds while there hot.I bet the market reaches 10.000 this year.
Blasterman - Is it prarer time?
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 6:37pm
Blasterman - HELLO OUT THERE THIS IS EARTH!
Crystal - Did I forget to say "Hi, Peep!"?
Blasterman - Whew!Twilight zone deja veau.
Clepsydra - Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Sixty-nine. A: Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man. A: Two, one to do it and one to make a video documentary about it. A: Two. One to screw it in real good and one to call the gynaecologist.
smitty - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:39pm)
smitty - I hate when that happens.
PeepingTom - Yes you did and it hurts :-(
Blasterman - All in favor of lots of sex say AYE!
Crystal - smitty will be back. Or, I mean, is.
PeepingTom - AYE!
Crystal - So.........
Blasterman - All opposed say NOT
Crystal - I vote AYE.
smitty - Aye.
PeepingTom - (you've got to be kidding: who do you expect to say NOT?.....)
Blasterman - Tom have you heard that Diana commissioned me to find pictures for a new gallery?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 6:45pm
Crystal - This is becoming stilted. Return to ICQ, J?
magilla - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:47pm)
vic - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:47pm)
smitty - Here's fine. Whatever.
PeepingTom - No, what kind of gallery?
Blasterman - Blastermans gallery of "Victory Poses"coming soon.Hi Magil!
vic - hi, folks. just wanted to say good night to all.
magilla - hello B-Man
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, victim
Blasterman - good nite vic!
PeepingTom - And what makes you an expert, BM?
PeepingTom - Bye, Vic, sweet dreams of Famke...
Blasterman - Did I say I was an expert?
magilla - hello Diana....did you see any interesting neck scissors today?
PeepingTom - No, why does DtV ask you?
Blasterman - I asked her..........she voluntered me!
vic - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:51pm)
Blasterman - voluntier
Blasterman - nope
smitty - J, you still here?
Blasterman - Think of it peep.An entire gallery of conquering fbbs,standing over there conquets,a strong foot planted firmly on the losers chest,or face,or.....
Kinkster - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:54pm)
Blasterman - conquests
Kinkster - Hi, y'all.
Blasterman - Hi kink!
PeepingTom - Sounds good, BM! and any luck? hi Kinky.
Crystal - Bye, all! smitty and I must talk.
Kinkster - Can't stay long. It's late, UK time.
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 6:56pm
Kinkster - I don't have Diana's extraordinary body clock.
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 6:57pm
Blasterman - Yes there are many pics already in Di's gallerys ,they have to be compiled into one gallery.
smitty - I guess that means I'm leaving. Later, all. Good to see you again.
smitty - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:58pm)
Crystal - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 6:58pm)
Blasterman - smitty bye!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 7:00pm
Kinkster - Everyone's logged off. Something I typed?
Kinkster - Cat got your fingers?
Blasterman - What happened? Di! I think the beer ran out!
Blasterman - Hey kink where are you from?
Kinkster - UK
Kinkster - Although my nick name is borrowed from a very fine American writer.
Kinkster - Kinky Friedman.
Blasterman - Also a great rock and roll band.
Blasterman - The Kinks"
Kinkster - Different. KF was a C& W star.
Kinkster - But different. Clever. Witty.
Blasterman - Home home on the range!
Diana the Valkyrie - I see Crystal and Smitty are still at it.
Blasterman - Are they naked?
Kinkster - So you can find romance here, can you?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh yes.
Blasterman - I love Diana!
Kinkster - Cyberromance.
Kinkster - (I'm sure we all do.)
Blasterman - sorry .......forgot you brits are into subtlety.
Kinkster - Although, while we're praising Diana, I have to say …
Diana the Valkyrie - You wait till you see my 269 new pics of Tazzie, no subtleety there
Kinkster - (an I'll ignore that jibe)
PeepingTom - Gotta go! Goodnight.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 7:12pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 7:12pm)
Kinkster - … that this is the most intelligently put-together website I've ever seen.
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, PT
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you, Kinky.
Blasterman - you the saying "fools leap where the brave fear to tread"? that describes blaterman well,please take no offens to me.
PeepingTom - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 7:13pm)
Kinkster - It is a joy. You understand the term user-friendly.
Blasterman - also my spelling sucks
Kinkster - End of eulogy.
Diana the Valkyrie - Very few people do understand that, Kinky, they think it means "nice to look at"
Diana the Valkyrie - And if they're really advanced, they think it means "easy"
Diana the Valkyrie - But actually, it means "works the way you expect it to"
Kinkster - It means second-guessing what inept people might do.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 7:15pm
Kinkster - I am one of those inept people.
Blasterman - your tough kink.no tolerence for a fool huh?
Kinkster - I am incredibly tolerant of fools.
Kinkster - And would never think myself in position to call anyone a fool.
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm very tolerant of men, and quite often call someone a man
Kinkster - Unless of course they're a complete asshole.
Kinkster - Cheap shot, D.
Diana the Valkyrie - Shot? Where?
Diana the Valkyrie - Even arseholes have a use.
Kinkster - But no doubt born of experience.
Kinkster - Not fair, your computer's quicker than mine.
Kinkster - But then, I guess you own the place.
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, the server is as far from me as it is from you
Kinkster - OK, unfair because you are soberer.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, I'll just go get a handicap ...
Kinkster - And smarter, perhaps.
Blasterman - So whats the sentiment over there about the Rolls Royce sale?
Clepsydra - Time for tea 7:21pm
Kinkster - I don't think there's widespread loss of sleep.
Blasterman - Isn't it like selling a national monument?
Kinkster - We were almost all German anyway.
Kinkster - But for a quirk of history.
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, I don't think we sold them the aeroengine bit, did we?
Blasterman - True ...and you do need help with your cars.
Kinkster - We are not as jingoistic as Americans.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, I have a 16-year-old handicap here ...
Blasterman - I had the misfortune of being a TriumpTR7 owner.
Clepsydra - The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. -- H. L. Mencken
Kinkster - I think we still own the armaments bit. Yippee skip.
Kinkster - You're shit loads richer than I am, then.
Blasterman - Terrible car,looked nice and handled well....
Kinkster - I heard a debate about the the film 'Lolita' this morning.
Kinkster - Censorship is a tricky issue. That was my fatuous conclusion.
Diana the Valkyrie - Very tricky.
Blasterman - very
Kinkster - People like things to be black and white. Censorship isn't.
Diana the Valkyrie - All shades of grey. AOL decided my web site was porn, because of the nipples
Blasterman - Somthing has to be done though.The press here is out of control!
Kinkster - I think it has to be case by case. Which is practical, but unsatisfying from a moral point of view.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 7:30pm
Kinkster - Is this too heavy for a chatroom discussion. Genuine question. I'm new.
Diana the Valkyrie - We'll soon make you old
Blasterman - yes thats true,but how?
Kinkster - I can feel it already.
Diana the Valkyrie - In this chatroom, we discuss all sorts, not just sex and violence.
Kinkster - I've read the archives.
Diana the Valkyrie - History, economics, politics, medicine, who you'd like to fuck....
Blasterman - How come I miss all the sex and violence.
Kinkster - AOL must be particularly prudish.
Diana the Valkyrie - Why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings
Kinkster - yes, yes, alright
Diana the Valkyrie - They are, K. A) they're American, and B) they're very prudish.
Kinkster - And cabages and kings
Diana the Valkyrie - But being thrown off AOL was the best thing that could have happened to me.
Blasterman - Divorce can be good.
Diana the Valkyrie - 101 uses of a banana, whether Crystal will ever get Smitty into bed ....
Blasterman - foot swallowing
Kinkster - Did you know a lot about the internet before you started, or have you learned on the job?
Diana the Valkyrie - American history
Diana the Valkyrie - Blasterman's incredible mouth ...
Kinkster - I don't understand Blasterman, but I'm sure I will if I persevere,
Diana the Valkyrie - This web site was the first web site I ever made. But I knew it must be easy.
Blasterman - thanks for the effort kink.
Diana the Valkyrie - Blasterman's foot is orally-insertable
Kinkster - You can't fault me on effort.
Kinkster - I knew a girl with feet like that once.
Kinkster - And one with a mouth like that.
Diana the Valkyrie - It isn't the feet really, it's the mouth
Blasterman - of course not .It would be hard for me to put up with me.
Kinkster - You see? Quicker computer.
Kinkster - I have to go soon. No more fags, only a drop more whisky.
Diana the Valkyrie - Disaster - supplies running low.
Diana the Valkyrie - Soon he'll be forced to drink the vodka
Blasterman - What brand do you drink kink?
Kinkster - And smoke the cat.
Kinkster - Jamesons at present.
Kinkster - It's Irish.
Kinkster - Irish is like British, only Americans like it.
Blasterman - You think we don't like brits?
Kinkster - Shall I type you a poem before I go? It's very moving.
Diana the Valkyrie - Is it Kipling?
Kinkster - Fuck off.
Kinkster - I said moving.
Blasterman - go for it kink
Diana the Valkyrie - Don't you like Kipling?
Kinkster - OK, I'll ignore Diana.
Kinkster - It's for you, BM.
Diana the Valkyrie - (I don't know, I've never Kippled)
Kinkster - Kipling is fine in his place. But we digress …
Blasterman - please
Kinkster - Sorry, I didn't realise I was the straight man.
Kinkster - (So to speak)
Diana the Valkyrie - No, you're the kinkyman
Kinkster - OK, here goes. Don't interrupt.
Kinkster - It's called "Forgive me, forgive me"
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 7:45pm
Kinkster - It's 12 lines long. You'll have to read up, obviously.
Kinkster - Eheeemmm.
Kinkster - Forgive me, forgive me, my heart is my own
Kinkster - And not to be given for any man's frown
Kinkster - Yet would I not keep it forever alone.
Kinkster - Forgive me, forgive me, I thought that I loved
Kinkster - My fancy betrayed me, my heart was unmoved
Kinkster - My fancy too often has carelessly roved.
Kinkster - Forgive me, forgive me, for here where I stand
Kinkster - There is no friend beside me, no lover at hand
Kinkster - No footsteps but mine in my desert of sand.
Kinkster - (Nine lines, sorry.)
Kinkster - Say something.
Blasterman - That was fantastic kink.It really hit home.
Diana the Valkyrie - You want litcrit, or what?
Blasterman - Did you just make that up?
* Kinkster realise he has upset himself.
Blasterman - Did you work on that awhile?
* Kinkster reaches for violin.
Diana the Valkyrie - The scansion is very good
Blasterman - Why upset?That was beautiful!
Kinkster - /me realise that UK/US divide holds good in relation to cheap sentiment.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 7:52pm
Kinkster - Thankyou, Blasterman.
Blasterman - No your all wrong kink ,I am sincere in this.
Kinkster - So Diana, are you implying that the rhyme WASN'T.
Kinkster - Half-rhymes can be so effective.
Diana the Valkyrie - Almost.
Blasterman - I love poetry.William Blake is one of my favorites.
Kinkster - I see you are a Kipling fan. Dum-dee-dum dum-dee-dum.
Blasterman - What immortal hand or eye can frame thy fearfull Valkyrie
Diana the Valkyrie - Not only Kipling. Also Owen, Masefield
Kinkster - Now there's a half-rhyme.
Kinkster - Or a pronunciation error.
Kinkster - Owen was lousy poet.
Kinkster - But massive sympathy vote.
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe, but his poems were good.
Blasterman - Give me Yeates,Dylan Thomas,Keates
Kinkster - Actually, must confess to being massive Kipling fan.
Kinkster - I like the one about passing bells tolling for those who die as cattle.Do you know it?
Blasterman - Shakespeare the greatest poet of all.and Kipling too.
Diana the Valkyrie - Dulce et decorum est
Kinkster - Pro patria mori.
Kinkster - Or something.
Diana the Valkyrie - Do Americans get the war poets?
Kinkster - Nam poets?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, it was all done in WW1, that was the first cattle-slaughter war
Blasterman - Yes probably but why waste time?
Clepsydra - Time for a change 7:59pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 8:00pm
Blasterman - Thanks clepsy
Kinkster - Diana, did you buy Clepsy?
Clepsydra - You're welcome 8:02pm
Diana the Valkyrie - No, she sort of appeared one day
Diana the Valkyrie - Just turned up and said ... you remember Clepsy?
Clepsydra - Give us a jpb? 8:03pm
Clepsydra - Give us a job? 8:04pm
Diana the Valkyrie - And I said, well, what can you do, can you tell the time?
Clepsydra - Time for a change 8:04pm
Diana the Valkyrie - And can you tell jokes?
Clepsydra - Q: How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
Diana the Valkyrie - And can you deliver words of wisdom?
Clepsydra - "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomlin
Kinkster - I really do have to go soon. But I'm enjoying myself now. I didn't think I would.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, the job's yours. And she's been here ever since.
Diana the Valkyrie - This web site is a bit .... different
Kinkster - But not in the ways I thought it would be.
Diana the Valkyrie - I guess I'm not like all the other Valkyries you know.
Kinkster - Can I type another poem before I go?
Kinkster - With excellent scansion AND RHYME.
Diana the Valkyrie - Poet's corner, tonight!
Blasterman - please do kink.
Kinkster - This one's for you, Blasterman, because you liked the last one.
Kinkster - And for you, Diana, because it's by that other mediocre war poet, Siegfried Sassoon.
Kinkster - 12 lines (really), read up.
Kinkster - Errrrrhem.
Kinkster - Human Bondage (it's called)
Kinkster - I know a night of stars within me;
billy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 8:10pm)
Kinkster - Through eyes of dream I have perceived
Kinkster - Blest apparition who would win me
billy - Friends, Diane - Good evening, It's Billy from Austin
Kinkster - Home to what innocence believed.
Kinkster - I know a universe beyond me;
Kinkster - Power that pervades the fluctuant soul,
Kinkster - Signalling my brain, it would unbond me
Kinkster - And make heart's imperfection whole.
Kinkster - I, the chance-comer from creation,
Kinkster - Blind subject to defending day;
Kinkster - I, this blithe structure of sensation,
Kinkster - Prisoned and impassioned by my clay.
Kinkster - (of course, not as good as a genuine Kinkster poem)
Diana the Valkyrie - You want a sonnet by Sandi Stone?
Kinkster - Billy, this must seem odd.
Kinkster - Oh, go on then.
Blasterman - Thanks Kinkster!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 8:15pm
billy - Not at all - I'm actually enjoying it
Diana the Valkyrie - You know who Sandi is?
Kinkster - Tell me.
Blasterman - sorry billy! Hello to you!
Diana the Valkyrie - If you don't, the poem might not make much sense
billy - Hi Hi freinds and yes I think so...does she chat here...I think I have talked with her?
Kinkster - I hate elitism.
billy - I hate elitism too...being a regular boy from Jersey
* Diana the Valkyrie doesn't know what elitism is.
Kinkster - If I go get more fags, will anyone be here in 20 minutes' time?
Clepsydra - Time for a change 8:18pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Kinky, there will be people here till 2am EST
Blasterman - I must leave soon unfortunately.
Kinkster - East States Time?
Diana the Valkyrie - Eastern Standard Time, the time in New York and Washington
Clepsydra - 8:20pm
Blasterman - I will come back for more poems though.8:15pm
Kinkster - Close. SYL.
Diana the Valkyrie - TTFN
Kinkster - No one ever like my poems before now. I am overcome.
* Kinkster is overcome.
Kinkster - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 8:21pm)
Blasterman - How can anyone not like a good poem?
wuffy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 8:21pm)
wuffy - Hi Diana,how are you?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, wuffy
Blasterman - Hi wuffy
billy - Agreed Blasterman
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm digitising more pictures for the web site while we chat
wuffy - I think I have always bad luck,no tall girls in the room,I guess
Diana the Valkyrie - How tall is Clepsydra?
Clepsydra - As Will Rogers would have said, "There is no such things as a free variable."
Clepsydra - I'm quite tall, considering 8:24pm
wuffy - I also wanna know how tall is Clepsydra
Clepsydra - Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. -- Ogden Nash
Clepsydra - Tall isn't really the word, it's more like 'long' 8:25pm
wuffy - Hi Blasterman,my man,do you know some tall females?
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, Clepsy, how long are you?
Clepsydra - About three months 8:26pm
wuffy - By the way Clepsydra,here in Germany it is now 3:27 am
Clepsydra - Fifty flippant frogs Walked by on flippered feet And with their slime they made the time Unnaturally fleet.
Blasterman - yes I do.
Blasterman - and they have long long legs.
wuffy - Blasterman,where can I meet them?
wuffy - I could die for long legs
Blasterman - Well do you have access to a super sonic transport?
wuffy - No,but tell me about it
Diana the Valkyrie - Concord?
Blasterman - If you do we can go out together tonite and see them.
Diana the Valkyrie - Wuffy, stop drooling on my nice carpet
wuffy - The problem is that I´m in Frankfurt Germany
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 8:30pm
Blasterman - Well they are not the kind of girls you talk about on a nice Valkyrie web site.
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, Blasterman's going to visit his mother again!
wuffy - Why not?
Blasterman - wuffy these girls want to do all sorts of naughty things.
Kinkster - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 8:31pm)
wuffy - I love the word naughty
Diana the Valkyrie - yo, kink
Blasterman - wb kinkster
Kinkster - I now have more fags and a bottleof "Isle of Jura'.
Kinkster - And, needless to say, a new addiction.
Blasterman - Is that a whiskey?
Diana the Valkyrie - Another Valkyrie addict, huh?
Kinkster - The very finest.
Kinkster - I am done with poetry, though.
Blasterman - Valkyrie.com addiction
Diana the Valkyrie - Not a drop is sold, until it's eight days old
Blasterman - Well I still feel the last ones.The fisrt had a more intense effect on ME.It summoned up sad emotions,lonliness .
wuffy - Ey Blasterman,you don´t wanna talk with me no more or what?
Kinkster - Although a person's taste in poetry is revealing in many ways.
Blasterman - Sorry wuffy,I do I do.
Diana the Valkyrie - So what does a taste for Kipling reveal?
wuffy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 8:36pm)
Kinkster - Masefield, Kipling, Owen? Did you go to a boys only public school?
wuffy - Blasterman,do you like tall girls?
Kinkster - And the you'll be a man, my son.
Diana the Valkyrie - If you can keep your head
Blasterman - Yes wuffy the type whose legs can go around twice.
Kinkster - You could at least have included Christina Rosetti, just for show.
wuffy - I love girls who are 6 foot and taller,what you think?
Kinkster - Oh, please.
Blasterman - I love all there is to love wuffy.At least i try.
Diana the Valkyrie - Blasterman tries to spread it around a bit
Blasterman - Life is soo short.
wuffy - Sounds good,man,but I´m an adorer of tall girls only
Diana the Valkyrie - I could stand on a box
Kinkster - My first girlfriend was captain of the Oxford women's rowing team.
Kinkster - I never quite recovered.
Blasterman - Well you shouldn't limit your self.Brake the mind forged manacles.
Diana the Valkyrie - Rowers are good, they get a great in-out rhythm going
Diana the Valkyrie - You get problems when they catch crabs, of course
wuffy - OK,peeps,I see you later,
wuffy - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 8:42pm)
Kinkster - And they get up early.
Blasterman - Big biceps I bet she had kink.
Diana the Valkyrie - bye, wuffy
Kinkster - She was stronger than me, yes.
billy - god, I knew a crew chick once in school...her biceps were enormous
Blasterman - and there hands are strong also
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 8:45pm
Kinkster - This girl really got off on being stronger than me. It affected me deeply.
Diana the Valkyrie - We call that "The Valkyrie effect"
Kinkster - I didn't know that then.
Kinkster - I thought we were unique.
Blasterman - That can be embarrasing in public I bet.
Diana the Valkyrie - You are not alone, I keep telling people that
Kinkster - She wasn't to bad in public. It was embarrassing in private.
Kinkster - too.
Blasterman - My wife degrades me verbally in front of others.If she could do it physically.O god I hate to think!
Kinkster - Slap her.
* Diana the Valkyrie slaps Blasterman around a bit with a kipper
Blasterman - Don't think I haven't thought of that.It's just not my style.Please use a smoked kipper Di.
Diana the Valkyrie - Kippers are always smoked. If they aren't smoked, they aren't kippers
Kinkster - All kippers are smoked.
Blasterman - I don't know how to roll them either.
billy - blasterman, that's sucks...Anyone who verbally abuses people in public is likely hiding some big insecurity...If you can find out what it is, you can then turn the tables...assuming of course you want to do that.
Kinkster - I don't agree. Some people are rude for fun.
Kinkster - Wank.
Blasterman - your both right.
Blasterman - I will go with the flow.and play a lot of golf.
Kinkster - The voice of reason.
billy - true, however, I find it to be more fun getting even...
Diana the Valkyrie - Golf is the cover story, then?
Blasterman - What do you mean Di?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, you mean you really are playing golf?
Kinkster - He's American.
Kinkster - They like golf.
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, you mean he actually likes golf?
Blasterman - When will you learn our lang. Di?
Diana the Valkyrie - No need, I'm teaching you mine
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 9:00pm
Kinkster - It is ours.
Cindy - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 9:00pm)
Blasterman - Must go bback.The always wise Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Cindy
Blasterman - logged off. --- (Thu Apr 2 9:00pm)
smitty - logged on. --- (Thu Apr 2 9:00pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - ... and smitty
Kinkster - Hi, Cindy. Diana and I were just slagging off Americans.
Diana the Valkyrie - J and J'
Cindy - Hi, J! It took me a while!
smitty - I know. I've been lurking.
Cindy - A J&J reunion!
smitty - Something like that.
Diana the Valkyrie - We'd been worried about you pair
billy - Cindy, smitty - remember me? Good evening.
Kinkster - We were reduced to poetry.
Cindy - Is that you, Bll?
smitty - Isn't poetry supposed to liberate the soul?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, that's hockey
Kinkster - It is revealing.
Cindy - I think so, J!
billy - live and in person
smit