Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
Blu - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 12:05am)
Blu - time will time all
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 12:06am
Blu - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 12:07am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
Hemi - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 01:07am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 01:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 02:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 02:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 02:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 02:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 03:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
S-Dog - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 03:56am)
S-Dog - Anyone here???????
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
S-Dog - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 04:00am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
DJ - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 11:30am)
DJ -
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
Rhys - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 11:58am)
Rhys - Not working?
Rhys - Hmmm... let me see.
EDDY - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 11:59am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00pm
Rhys - Hi Eddy
EDDY - Hello anyone there?
Rhys - Ahem.. Hi, Eddy!
EDDY - test
Rhys - It's working, Eddy.
EDDY - Hello how are you today?
Rhys - Fine, just taking a little lunch break - getting out of the cage.
EDDY - the top message thing is not comeing up
Rhys - Oh. Try sliding the bar along the right hand side.
EDDY - are you a FBB?
Rhys - I suppose this would be a great opportunity to have some fun, ... but, no.
Rhys - I'm male.
Rhys - The place deos't start to load up with fbbs until about 7PM.
EDDY - I got to go this thing is acting funny?
EDDY - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 12:07pm)
Rhys - Sure. I understand.
Rhys - Fascinating...
Rhys - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 12:08pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 12:30pm)
Crystal - Early lunch!
ED - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 12:37pm)
ED - Hello are you a female FBB?
Crystal - Hi, ED! Are you "EDDY"?
ED - what EDDY?
Crystal - The one who was conversing with Rhys.
ED - yes I am why?
Crystal - Why the name change?
ED - Its easyier to write ed
Crystal - OK. Just checking. What's up?
ED - are you A FBB?
Crystal - I'm not famous. I do work out.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
ED - how big are your arms?
Crystal - 15 3/4 on a good day. Check the achives.... lot's of info there.
ED - achives of who and where do I find them?
Crystal - The daily chats! Might take a while, though.
ED - daily chats are where?
Crystal - Scroll down from where you logged on.
ED - I think I might be abile to find it now,do you like to talk to men about your muscle?
Crystal - Not particularly.
ED - why not?
Crystal - Although this might be a "muscle" chat, we usually discuss other various and sundry things.
ED - OK, what do you won't to talk about?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
Crystal - Won't?
ED - what would you like to talk about?
Kinkster - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 1:01pm)
Crystal - Your choice. Hi, Kink!
Kinkster - I may not have much to say, but at least I can spell.
Warren - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 1:03pm)
Warren - Hello all...Lunch Time!!
Crystal - Hi, Warren!
Warren - Hi Crystal...How are you today?
ED - so I made a mistake
Kinkster - You at work, W?
Crystal - Just fine, Warren.
Warren - Sure am, Kinkster...
Kinkster - Sympathy.
Warren - Crystal, any problems with that bad ol' knees of yours?
Warren - Kinkster: at least I'm making money
ED - Sympathy for who ?
Kinkster - Well, now you mention it …
Crystal - Of course not. Ancient history, for the time being.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 1:07pm
Warren - Crystal: that's good to hear...
Kinkster - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 1:08pm)
ED - Eat me shit for brains.
Warren - I thought that 'Sympathy' was for me
ED - I have no Idea??
Warren - Crystal: anything new?
Crystal - You are not being nice, ED.
Warren - Nice? What's that?
Crystal - Actually, I was waiting for Scoob. I just missed Rhys.
ED - listen to that she is really friendly?
Warren - Scooby is usually on by now...unless he went out to lunch
Warren - Nobody misses me when I go away
ED - Scooby doo be where are you Warren need to talk to you?
Crystal - What makes you say that?
* Warren shouts: Scooby Doo, Whare are you?
Warren - I think Scooby is a shame after he got chewed out by Diana for the pics he post upon here
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
ED - Warren the computer man typing it out as fast as he can?
Crystal - It was all in good fun.
Warren - Ed: not me...I think Crystal wants to talk to Scoob
Warren - Only when I have something to type out
Warren - Like about now
ED - Does she miss him or what?
Warren - can you type this fast?
Warren - I think she likes him...dogs are suppose to be girls best friend...no diamonds
ED - HELL NO I only wish?
Warren - wish huh? Practice man! Practice!
Warren - Well, Crystal, say something! Let us know you're still alive!
ED - I need so tips to type I hunt and peck?
Crystal - I'm here.
Kinkster - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 1:19pm)
Warren - type and peck? Gee, go back to high school and take that typing course you never took
ED - Thats some tips see my problem?
Kinkster - Crystal, how much time do you spend in the chat room?
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 1:20pm
Crystal - wb, Kink!
ED - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 1:20pm)
Warren - I've got a typing tutor my unlce gave to me before he passed away trying to keep up with others at their typing speed
Kinkster - What does WB mean?
Warren - Gee...this program isn't sending the message I'm sending
Crystal - Not a lot, really.
Warren - Welcome Back, Kinkster
Kinkster - It must stand for something.
Crystal - Welcome back.
Warren - gotta go...see you all later tonight if you're on...
Kinkster - Of course, how stupid of me.
Warren - have fun!!!!
Warren - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 1:22pm)
Kinkster - What do *you* get out of this, Crystal? Apart from a lot of male fans.
Kinkster - Are you thinking or have you gone?
Crystal - As I've said before, for the most part, people that acess this site become like family
Crystal - Now I have typing errors.
Kinkster - That's OK.
Kinkster - I understod.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 1:27pm)
Scooby - Hello kids!
Crystal - Woof!!!
Kinkster - Why would you want a load of perverts for a family?
Kinkster - I use the term affectionately.
Scooby - I've only got 2 minutes because I'm at a WWW seminar today. Do you like my new HTML tricks?
Clepsydra - 1:27pm
Crystal - Nice script.
Kinkster - Hi, Scooby.
Scooby - Crystal, Thanks for the post!!!!
Scooby - Tell everyone I will miss them this afternoon!
Crystal - No problem, Scoob!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 1:30pm)
Scooby - Whoops. I fucked everything up now. I better get outta here before Diana kicks my butt! Have a great day!!!
Crystal - Are you coming or going, Scoob?
Scooby - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 1:31pm)
Kinkster - He went.
Kinkster - Do men get turned on by chatting to you here?
Crystal - Sorry,I'm back.
Kinkster - wb.
Crystal - I seriously doubt there is a "turn-on" factor.
Kinkster - I am learning a lot from this site.
Kinkster - Yesterday , I learned what pantyhose are. (The word, I mean. I knew what they were.)
Kinkster - Today I lean wb.
Kinkster - learn
Crystal - As well you might, Kink!
Kinkster - Do you compete as a bodybuilder?
Crystal - Many intelligent people visit..... not too many bad apples.
Crystal - No, I don't.
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 1:43pm)
HardbodyPaul - Lunchtime!
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 1:44pm
Kinkster - Me neither.
Crystal - Hi, Darlin!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
HardbodyPaul - Crystal, darlin'! How is ya? Hi, Kinkster.
HardbodyPaul - Hey, Crystal, look, I'm green. Just how you like me.
Crystal - I be fine, Paul.
Kinkster - Have to go now. Have fun.
HardbodyPaul - Bye, Kinkster.
HardbodyPaul - That's nice to hear, Crystal. Hey, where'd Scooby go? This is HIS lunchtime chat, isn't it?
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 1:47pm
Crystal - Green is a great colour for you, HBP.
Crystal - He had to leave abruptly.
HardbodyPaul - Yes, Cystal, darlin'. I remember you telling me that you like me in green.
HardbodyPaul - Is it cold today in MN?
Crystal - I think we had 2" of snow last night. It's all melting. Bad traffic this am!
HardbodyPaul - Snow? YUK! I'm sick of that stuff. I'm ready for a hot and sultry summer, running around in shorts and a tank!
HardbodyPaul - I've been working out very hard this winter!
Crystal - You got much more snow than me, no?
HardbodyPaul - No, actually, we didn't get all that much snow this winter at all. The least in many years, apparently. But, it was still fairly cold.
HardbodyPaul - What color are your eyes, Crystal?
Crystal - I guess it was Iowa that got dumped on.
Crystal - With or without contacts? Blue. I do use green.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
HardbodyPaul - Blue eyes are pretty. Is your hair dark?
Crystal - It is now. I tried to be blond. Never again.
HardbodyPaul - I have always had a soft spot for women with dark hair and blue eyes. I guess because my Mom is that also.
HardbodyPaul - So, darlin', when will you be in MO again?
Crystal - What colour are Tipsey's eyes?
Crystal - Maybe in September. Things change daily, though.
HardbodyPaul - Tipsy has green eyes.
HardbodyPaul - Don't you still want to try and squat me?
Crystal - I would like to meet you. smitty is going to be angry.... he reads the archives.
HardbodyPaul - I wasn't aware that you and still were still corresponding. I haven't seen him in here in a long time. I wouldn't want to make him angry though.
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 2:11pm
HardbodyPaul - He's such a nice guy, ya know!
HardbodyPaul - I didn't say that right. I meant to say, I didn't know that you and Smitty were still corresponding. But, I'm sure that you knew what I meant.
HardbodyPaul - Why are you so curious about me?
Crystal - I like him very much! He has an inner beauty not found frequently.
HardbodyPaul - That is very sweet of you to say about Smitty.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
Crystal - I've known you for a while. The "darlin'" does something.
HardbodyPaul - The "darlin'" is just part of my personality. I am an extremely affectionate and loving man!
HardbodyPaul - So, you have no interest in lifting me anymore though?
Crystal - I think you are.
HardbodyPaul - Thank you. I am affectionate. Trust me on this one!
Crystal - I think I must visit Jersey first.
HardbodyPaul - Well, that's understandable. I'm sure that you will like him in person, just as much as you like him in here.
HardbodyPaul - What someone looks like on the outside is really only a small part of the big picture, and of the determination of if we are attracted to somebody.
Crystal - Quite frankly, I'm kind of scared of the meeting. Not really, but, you know how you get a picture in your mind? I guess I mean chatting will be different after meeting.
HardbodyPaul - I read in the archives that you injured a knee while pushing a car in the snow. Is it ok now?
Crystal - Yes. My knee is fine.
HardbodyPaul - Well, of course chatting will be different once you've met someone in person. But, to me, it will be that much better. Just be yourself, and be honest when the two of you meet.
HardbodyPaul - Good to hear that your knee is better. You are able to get back to you lifting then?
Crystal - I really do want to meet him. I hope all goes well!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
Crystal - I never really stopped. I couldn't do legs for about 5 mo.
HardbodyPaul - I would be hating life if I couldn't work legs for that long. Mine don't build fast, but I love training them. Actually, I can't think of any particular bodypart that I DON'T like to work. I like'em all!
HardbodyPaul - Can you descibe you legs to me, Crystal? I'm very curious!
Crystal - You seem to be very dedicated.
Crystal - My calves are my weak point. But, you know ....
HardbodyPaul - Yes, I'm pretty dedicated. But, it's really more love of lifting. I'm downright passionate about it.
HardbodyPaul - Hey, me too. I have so much trouble getting my calves to "stand out". They are just not genetically built like diamond shapes.
HardbodyPaul - But, most men's aren't anyway.
HardbodyPaul - Do you quads stand out over your knees when flexed? Mine are getting to the point where they do while I'm just standing relaxed.
HardbodyPaul - One of the girls at the gym the other day, told me that she wanted legs like mine. So, I guess that they are looking pretty good.
HardbodyPaul - I personally wish they would add a lot more mass.
Crystal - Yes. Can you hang on for a minute?
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 2:39pm
HardbodyPaul - I need to go now, Crystal. Got to be at work by 2. Sorry, darlin'. I'll peek in here tonight when I get home from work.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 2:40pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
KanMan - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 3:05pm)
KanMan - hello,anyone home? I'm woefully bad at using this room
KanMan - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 3:07pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
Alexei - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 4:05pm)
Alexei - What id the time?
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 4:05pm
Alexei - Time??
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
victim - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 4:16pm)
victim - hi
Alexei. - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 4:18pm)
Alexei. - Hi there
victim - hey, alex
Alexei. - Hi Victim, anything new?
victim - nope, just started...
Alexei. - ok
victim - quiet today...
Alexei. - Yes
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 4:23pm)
Alexei. - See here
victim - hi, crystal
Crystal - Wie gehts?
Alexei. - Hi Crystal
Alexei. - Sehr gut
victim - crystal: :)
victim - uhmmm...
Alexei. - uhmmmm?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
Crystal AKA Cindy - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 4:31pm)
victim - wb, name-changing-cutee
Crystal AKA Cindy - Sorry, the pictures kick me.
victim - guessed so...
Crystal AKA Cindy - What's up?
victim - not much...pretty quiet
victim - hey, crystal, still probs with your sxreen?
Crystal AKA Cindy - Scoob left pretty quickly. Yes, the screen is still changing from blue to pink.
victim - scoob has been here? who else?
Crystal AKA Cindy - HBP was here. I just missed Rhys.
Crystal AKA Cindy - Am I still here?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
Crystal AKA Cindy - OK.
victim - seems so...
Crystal AKA Cindy - How have you been, Alexei?
Alexei. - I'm still alive
Crystal AKA Cindy - That's all we can hope for.
Alexei. - And how are you Crystal?
Crystal AKA Cindy - Sorry, I'm back. Just feeding the cats. I am well.
Alexei. - What should we talk about?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Crystal AKA Cindy - I'm back again. Experiencing ICQ probs. Let vic choose the topic.
Rhys - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 5:02pm)
Rhys - Back for a short bit.
Crystal AKA Cindy - We are becoming SLOOOOOOOW!
Alexei. - Hi Rhys
Rhys - Hi, all
Alexei. - Icq?
Crystal AKA Cindy - REEEEEESE!
Rhys - Hi, CYYYYYYYYYYYNDEEEEEEEEE
Rhys - Hi, vic
Rhys - Alexei
Crystal AKA Cindy - Did you get my mail, Rhys?
Rhys - Screw the clock
Clepsydra - Time for tea 5:04pm
victim - hi, rhys. just reading dianaīs newsletter
Rhys - And?
Alexei. - Screw Clepsy!
Crystal AKA Cindy - It's nice to have you back on board, Cap'n!
Rhys - I have to go back to work, but can stay for a few minutes.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 5:08pm
Rhys - This is one of the few places I enjoy being these days, though the weather here is getting very nice.
victim - I just try to understand that MUD thing
Rhys - Crystal, were you on the night I came on as Captain Bligh and Horatio Hornblower?
Crystal AKA Cindy - You can even smoke here! Until D comes back.
Rhys - vic, it's still at the game level, I think.
victim - yeah, but i donīt know ANYTHING about it...
Rhys - But it has great potential for meeting peole. It will take a lot of work, though.
Crystal AKA Cindy - I was! Very amusing!
Rhys - wb270 was Admiral Collingwood. One of the best sessions we ever had.
victim - brb
Rhys - brb? what is that?
Crystal AKA Cindy - I think "Be right back"?
Rhys - That's why he does not answer.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
Rhys - Well, I turn over another year Saturday, sigh...
Crystal AKA Cindy - I thought Diana, in her omnipotent way, would start MUD this am.
Rhys - am?
Crystal AKA Cindy - Forenoon.
Rhys - I don't understand. Why would you think that?
Rhys - MUD is still a game, I'm not into games.
Rhys - People, I' ve got to get back to the office.
Rhys - See ya later tonight, about 10:00 or 10:30
Crystal AKA Cindy - Because of All Fools Day! Nobody has played a prank here, YET. Scoob might have something brewing.....
victim - Iīm back
Crystal AKA Cindy - wb, vic!
Rhys - A prank? Oh, yes, April 1
Rhys -
Rhys - Dinner is on the way.
Rhys - I can go through a litter a week.
Crystal AKA Cindy - Thanx, R!
Rhys - Gota go guys, bye!
Rhys - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 5:26pm)
victim - bye, rhys
victim - crystal, scoob wants you to give me some topics for a story about you two
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 5:31pm)
victim - wb, crystal...
Crystal - If you knew how troublesome that was, Rhys....
victim - rhys has gone
Crystal - Scoob is doing a story?
victim - no, i shall do it for him
Crystal - Rhys will read the archives.
victim - i wrote one for him recently - he set the topics, ind i did it
Crystal AKA Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 5:42pm)
Crystal AKA Crystal - I can't get back!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
victim - itīs really hard to talk to you, crystal. you never know if you are currently logged on
Cindy - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 5:53pm)
Cindy - I don't know what's going on.
Cindy - Are you still here, vic?
victim - Iīm here, poor crystal
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
Cindy - It all started with the picture. Plus, my system is not in great shape.
victim - yep. pics are nice sometimes but can get your comp a hard time...
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 6:01pm
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 6:01pm)
Cindy - Everything seems to be working, now.
victim - hi, sub
sub - greetings, Beautiful Crystal. hi victim
Cindy - Hi, sub!
sub - anything exciting going on today?
Cindy - Not much. As long as it is All Fools Day...... Have you heard from DOM?
sub - i have not, Lovely Cindy
Cindy - You can call me Crystal. Or either.
sub - thank You, Kind Crystal
Cindy - So, what's the scoop on Scoob's story you're writing,vic?
victim - depends on the topics i am given...
victim - as it is a story for him it will contain no tickling, for example..
victim - you can read the last one i did on his box
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 6:15pm
Cindy - It must contain self-gratification, no?
victim - ???
Cindy - I must think about this....
victim - sorry, crystal...i didnīt quite understand this
Cindy - Talk, sub... I demand it!
sub - a thousand pardons, Mighty Crystal. what would You like to talk about?
Cindy - I really never demand. Just wanted to get your attention.
sub - You have my attention always, Scintillating Crystal
victim - take me as dumb, but would you explain the self-gratification remark to me, crystal?
Cindy - you are very observant, sub. That's why I like you.
* sub blushes
sub - thank You, Beautiful Crystal
Cindy - That was meant for Scoob, vic.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 6:29pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 6:30pm
Cindy - WOOF!!!
Scooby - Wha?...
sub - hi Scooby
victim - hi, scoob.
Cindy - How was the meeting, Scoob?
Scooby - Hiya kids! Sorry I'm late. Was busy self-gratifying.
Cindy - See?
Scooby - It was swell Cin. Got to go home an hour and a half early. Doncha love seminars?
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 6:32pm
Cindy - Seminars give me pause to sleep.
victim - not if you run them, scoob...
Scooby - Good point, vic. So what did I miss today?
victim - not much...
Scooby - Were you talking about a new story vic?
Cindy - Tell me about the story you're making vic wright?
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 6:35pm)
sub - hi Bman
Blasterman - Hi everyone.Whats the buzz?
Cindy - Hi, Blast!
Scooby - BM! I love a good BM!
victim - hi, blast
Cindy - I meant write. Sorry.
Blasterman - I've been emailing Sandy Bouman.She will be in NY in early May.
Blasterman - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cindy - Who is this Sandy? Will she live up to HBP's expectations?
sub - Sandy is very cool, isn't She, Bman?
Cindy - From what I gather, she seems to be very nice.
Blasterman - Don't know about HBPs expectations.I have never met her before.She seems nice from her email,and she looks like a brick house.We shall see.
victim - she was very friendly, too, when chatting here
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 6:45pm
Blasterman - Does Diana have a gallery for her?
Cindy - Snoozing, Scoob?
sub - not yet, Bman, but She will
sub - plus movie clips
Blastermon - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 6:48pm)
Cindy - Back from the Islands, B?
Blastermon - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 6:49pm)
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 6:50pm)
Cindy - Better.
Blasterman - Whew!What a day!Is it ythe 13th? Ides of March?Full moon?
* victim rolls 64
sub - the day of All Fools, B
Cindy - I thought Scoob would pull a prank today.
* victim slaps around a bit with a kipper
Blasterman - Today I feel like a fly waiting for a windshield on the freeway.
Blasterman - SPLAT!There goes blasterman ,now hes plastered man.
Cindy - I was waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 7:00pm
Blasterman - Cindy your going to have to explain that in order to get a halfway intelligent response.
victim - sub likes the sound of dropping shoes, i guess...
Blasterman - Shoe dropping .......I like that image
Blasterman - Right off the toe of a nylon clad slender foot......
Blasterman - black nylons that reach way up into the ........
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:03pm)
Blasterman - Alpha and Omega
Cindy - I'm back. Explain what, Blast?
JKFan - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:04pm)
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, folks
Blasterman - Diana hello!
sub - hi JF
Cindy - Hi, Diana!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, JF
victim - hi, diana
victim - hello, jf
JKFan - Hey, "sexy sub"...
JKFan - Hi Diana, everyone...
sub - /me doesn't blush this time
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 7:05pm
Blasterman - I ansered the question myself Cindy.
JKFan - If you did, sub I would be embarrased...
Blasterman - Hello JKfan!
JKFan - Hi Blaster, long time, man...
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 7:07pm
JKFan - What's the topic this time, room?
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 7:08pm
Blasterman - Shoes dropping
victim - from a nylon clad foot, jf
Cindy - sub enjoys this.
JKFan - I didn't know that shoes made "droppings".
JKFan - I'll just have to go bare foot. I like it!!!
Blasterman - You smoking sensamelia again fan?
victim - no, they make sub drooling, not dropping, you are right
JKFan - I wish, Blaster...
Cindy - Ever walk through a pasture, JKF?
JKFan - At dusk, yes. I was searching for mushrooms...
Blasterman - Great and wonderful Valkyrie do you have any pictures of Sandy Bouman coming soon?
JKFan - I ran into a world even better than thi one, Cindy...
Diana the Valkyrie - Ask sub, he's the boy doing them.
Cindy - When did Scoob leave?
Blasterman - Those mushrooms taste terrible ,have to mix them with apple sauce.
victim - i think his wife came in, crystal
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 7:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Mrs Doo keeps him on a very short leash
JKFan - It doesn't matter what you mix them with, Blaster. They still taste terrible.... But worth it...
Diana the Valkyrie - She must wonder what all that dubbing is about
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:16pm)
Cindy - Would it not be fun to see Mrs. Doo visit us?
Shy Guy - /me absails in through the skylight, landing in a crumpled heap on the floor
Clepsydra - Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb.
JKFan - Blaster, ever try dried mushroom tea?
sub - hi SG
* Shy Guy tries that again!
Diana the Valkyrie - SG fails again
Blasterman - We put them in tomato sauce once and ate them with pasta.That was the best way.
JKFan - UUUUMMMMMM, goood, I think....
Blasterman - Hi SG!
Shy Guy - Hi Blast, Cindy, Clepsy, Diana, JF sub, vic
Diana the Valkyrie - It would be hilarious, Cindy.
Shy Guy - Did I miss anyone?
JKFan - The hot liquid makes it happen faster...
saxon is a git - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:17pm)
saxon is a git - Hi all
Cindy - wb, Shy!
Diana the Valkyrie - Tell you what would be even funnier ...
Blasterman - Hi saxon!
Shy Guy - Hi there Saxon is a
sub - hi saxon
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Saxon
JKFan - I think that I am just a left over radical from the 60's....
Cindy - Do tell, D.
victim - hi, shy, saxon
saxon is a git - hot liquid to heip you dump?
Blasterman - HAAAAAAAA!
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, if you look at the email address that Scooby posts on his board, you can work out where he works. A web search, would probably reveal the name of his Big Boss ....
JKFan - saxon, that wasn't the idea...
saxon is a git - sorry what then
Diana the Valkyrie - Now, if said Big Boss came on, using a name that Scooby would recognise .... and of course he wouldn't recognise Scooby ....
Shy Guy - Now then Diana, play nice!
Diana the Valkyrie - You're right, it would be a very cruel thing to do.
JKFan - Diana, i got your e-mail. What was that?
Cindy - The plot thickens...
saxon is a git - how are you sub
Diana the Valkyrie - What email, JK?
Blasterman - sax we were tlkiging about psilisybin mushrooms,and peyote.
sub - i'm ok, saxon. and you?
JKFan - Are you automated and 6 months behind?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:23pm)
saxon is a git - good sud hows dom
saxon is a git - sub sorry
Diana the Valkyrie - JK, I send and receive 1000 emails per week, I don't remember each one.
victim - wb, scoob
Cindy - wb, Scoob.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby
Scooby - Okay kids, what are you schemeing with the big boss?
JKFan - According to Diana, I could be booted out for good any minute....
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 7:24pm
sub - Dom has reappeared here, but has managed to elude me, saxon
* Diana the Valkyrie whistles innocently
Scooby - Cindy, I just wrote you back on my message board. Everybody gonna watch South Park tonight?
saxon is a git - hang in there sub
Blasterman - Can't blame her!
Diana the Valkyrie - Is that a reference to excessive feet, blasterman?
Cindy - I will.
sub - thanks, saxon
Blasterman - There used to be this guy who logged on as SARGE.I'd worry about that.
Shy Guy - JF, No!
Scooby - Cartoons kick ass.
JKFan - Hope you werent talking about me, Blaster...
Shy Guy - Watcha done now?
Scooby - Hey ShyGuy, thanks for the post! I wrote you back too!
saxon is a git - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:27pm)
Shy Guy - I'll go check it out scoob, back in a mo'
saxon is SARGE - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:27pm)
JKFan - See ya. sax...
Cindy - You know, Scoob, the only video I purchased was FANTASIA.
Blasterman - Yeah right!
saxon is SARGE - like it!!
Scooby - FANTASIA?!? There's no mixed fighting in that.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby's even dubbed the mixed fighting scene from Bambi
Scooby - Diana, I put out my feelers and found Superchick!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Wow, that was fast!
Cindy - But the music is wonderful.
Scooby - I've got good feelers.
Diana the Valkyrie - That's an impressive set of feelers you have there.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 7:30pm
victim - what about a story about bambi and scoob?
Blasterman - so sub when can i see Sandy B, pics?
JKFan - Last hight I was checking out the archives. Do you's remember " Code name Alexis"?
saxon is SARGE - only 7.30 over there
byzantineHermitCrab - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:30pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Crab
Scooby - Yes, JK, with Kathleen Kinmont?
victim - bon soir, byz
byzantineHermitCrab - Hi all. My respects,Diana.
Blasterman - bHC hi!
Cindy - Hi, bHC!
sub - Bman, i'll be sending them to Diana in just over a week
JKFan - The chick in that movie was, KICK ASS!
Shy Guy - Hi bHC
Scooby - Hiya crab! I just replied to you on the board as well.
sub - hi bHC
Shy Guy - Sorry scoob, still no VCR
JKFan - What was her name, Scoob?
Shy Guy - or TV
Blasterman - sub are they posing or wrestling?
Scooby - Kathleen Kinmont, JKF.
JKFan - Did she do any more?
byzantineHermitCrab - Hey Shy Guy,great description! the Bond was "Diamonds are for ever" with S.Connery (I think so)
sub - some of each, Bman. actually, i haven't shot them yet
Shy Guy - Thanks bHC,
Diana the Valkyrie - Bman, now's the time to tell sub what you'd like to see
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 7:34pm
Scooby - JKF, there was a "Code Name Alexis 2" Even better than part 1.
Blasterman - sub will you be in them?
sub - yes i will, Bman
JKFan - Joanne is coming, she's going to want stats. get ready, girls.....
Diana the Valkyrie - he's the star!
byzantineHermitCrab - I saw this. Thanks,Scoob. Did you read my post in the "M.B. for stories people might not believe?"
Blasterman - sub i'm sooo delighted to hear all this!
Clepsydra - Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
JKFan - Scoob, where can I rent that?
byzantineHermitCrab - (it's not long)
Blasterman - You must tell me all about her afterward.
sub - i'm glad, Bman. anything in particular you'd like to see?
Diana the Valkyrie - I have a feeling that Sandy is about to become the Web Site Favourite
Blasterman - I'd like to see a good facesit pin,a reverse neck scissor,a figure 4,and of course a victorious pose with her foot on your chest.
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:38pm)
JoanneK - Hi, folks!
Shy Guy - Hi JK
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, JK
sub - greetings, Mighty Joanne
Blasterman - Hi JK!
JKFan - Hi babe...
Cindy - Hi, JK!
byzantineHermitCrab - Hi,Joanne
sub - will do, Bman
JoanneK - I saw your comment about stats, JF.
victim - hi, joanne
JoanneK - Hello, hello, hello.......Hello.
Diana the Valkyrie - You folk missed Robin last night
Cindy - I didn't.
JoanneK - Diana, JF told me she was on here. I enjoyed chatting with Andrulla.
Blasterman - Diana ,how about a gallery dedicated to victory poses?
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, Bman, you find the pics, I'll make the Gallery
sub - good idea, Bman!
byzantineHermitCrab - good idea,Bman !
byzantineHermitCrab - :o)))
JoanneK - Is there an echo in here sub & bHC?
Blasterman - You have the pics Di,just have to group them together.
* Diana the Valkyrie loves it when a man shows a bit of initiative
Shy Guy - That's a lot of chins bHC?
JoanneK - So, sub when is the big day with Sandy?
Diana the Valkyrie - Right, Bman, you make a list of them, or upload them to me as a group
Blasterman - I'll make a list.How can one refuse a Valkyrie?
Diana the Valkyrie - Only while running *very* fast
Blasterman - I'll e-mail a list to you.
sub - next Tuesday is the day i will meet Sandy, Beautiful Joanne
byzantineHermitCrab - a LOL, SG.
victim - good luck, sub...
sub - thanks, victim
* victim starts to build a coffin for sub
Diana the Valkyrie - Victim, I think you're supposed to say "break a rib"
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 7:45pm
Shy Guy - LOL vic
* Diana the Valkyrie starts checking to see which hospital in StL offers a discount for quantity
JKFan - What are you going to have Sandy do with you, sub?
Diana the Valkyrie - Whatever she wants, JF
Blasterman - break a leg ,in show biz.
Diana the Valkyrie - yes, but I think a rib is more appropriate here, BM
JKFan - Whatever she wants, Diana?
sub - how could i stop Her, JF?
victim - just die, sub...
Diana the Valkyrie - By grovelling?
Shy Guy - How many ghosts do you want floating around vic?
Blasterman - sub is this a wrestling session or just a posing session?
JoanneK - Is Scooby still here?
JKFan - I wish I were a "sub". Sometimes,.....
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 7:48pm
JoanneK - You can be with me, JF.
sub - this is a wrestling/domination session, Bman
victim - no, joanne. i took his part on the death discussion
byzantineHermitCrab - I don't think so,JK
Shy Guy - Sounds like quite an exciting mix sub, hope you both have a lot of fun
Blasterman - O those are painfull sub!You will love it.
sub - thanks, SG
Diana the Valkyrie - One guy was complaining to me for six weeks about his cracked rib
JKFan - I am with you JK. I am with woody constantly...
JoanneK - You can be a sub with me is what I meant, JF.
Blasterman - Drink a lot of milk build up the boneswith calcium sub
TomNine - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:52pm)
JoanneK - Hi, TN!
Shy Guy - hi T9
JKFan - No that's OK, JK....
TomNine - Hi, everybody!
byzantineHermitCrab - Hello Tom9!
Blasterman - T9 Hi!
sub - don't think there's enough time left for that, Bman. getting more insurance instead
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 7:53pm
JoanneK - TomNine!
victim - hi, t9
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, T9
sub - hi T9
Diana the Valkyrie - You can get Sandy insurance?
Shy Guy - I hear those American hospitals are quite good when you can afford them sub
JoanneK - Diana, a friend of mine just came back from London. Said there was some big pot rally going on there.
sub - i won't tell them exactly what it's for, Lovely Valkyrie
Blasterman - Do you have a beautifull sister or daughter you'd like me to take care of if somthing happens to you sub?
Diana the Valkyrie - You don't need a hospital for a little thing like a broken rib. We can fix that right here in the Coffee Lounge
sub - no thanks Bman
JKFan - Pot rally. I'm all for it...
JoanneK - Funny, JF.
Diana the Valkyrie - I have all the pots and pans I need
victim - and DOM could be your nurse here, sub.
Diana the Valkyrie - BM, you could take care of Dom if sub fails to return
JKFan - Funny, I was serious!
JoanneK - Well, folks, I'm going to get going. See ya later.
victim - what if sub returns and we donīt recognize him?
JoanneK - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:57pm)
Blasterman - Only if sub does not return.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, JK
Cindy - I was away for a bit. Hi, T9! Did I miss anyone else?
JKFan - Time for JK's show, see ya's
Shy Guy - How could you miss him vic, no-one else could grovel like that!
JKFan - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 7:59pm)
victim - bye, jf
byzantineHermitCrab - bye JKFan
Shy Guy - That's more than practice, that's genuine talent!
sub - wb, Lovely Cindy
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 8:00pm
sub - thank you very much, SG. i try
Cindy - Thanx, sub!
Blasterman - Tell me Diana ...is the proper ettiquette to wait for good byes after a log off(if you lucky enough to get them) or is it OK to just logg off immediatly?
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:01pm)
byzantineHermitCrab - good question Bman
Cindy - Common courtesy dictates rules.
Diana the Valkyrie - I usually wait a few seconds, but it isn't rude if you don't.
Diana the Valkyrie - Also, it isn't rude to just vanish without saying goodbye, because computers crash sometimes, and ISPs wimp out ....
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 8:02pm
Blasterman - Thank you Diana .You are all knowing.
Diana the Valkyrie - Goes with the territory
Little Man - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:04pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - You know we had a fire in here last night?
Cindy - I crash many times, and Diana hovers.
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 8:04pm
Shy Guy - Hi LM
TomNine - Hello, LM.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, LM
victim - hi, lm. fire, diana?
Little Man - Hi Gang!
Cindy - Hi, LM!
byzantineHermitCrab - Hi,LM
Shy Guy - no, in the chat room or at the server?
sub - hi LM
TomNine - Fire? Anybody hurt?
Diana the Valkyrie - Rhys was smoking those awful cigars of his, and got careless with it.
Blasterman - Hi LM!
Diana the Valkyrie - He accidentally set fire to the American flag.!!
Shy Guy - You would really expect Rhys to be more careful than that!
Cindy - You used garlic, D.
Blasterman - So Rolls Royce is now BMW.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, my garlic spray, great for dealing with smokers.
victim - not yet, bm
Diana the Valkyrie - "Do you mind if I light up?" "Sure. Do you mind if I spray the air with garlic?"
Clepsydra - Q: How many antibiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They're there to kill it off, not to help revive it. (This one came to me in a dream, and somehow I remembered it upon waking.)
victim - i like garlic
Diana the Valkyrie - Me too
Little Man - Me, too!
Shy Guy - Hey Clepsy, what do clocks dream of, more than lightbulbs?
Clepsydra - Q: "How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace." (Warning: do not tell this to Romulans or be ready for a fight. They consider this joke to be a disgrace, though it is not bad for a LBJ.)
Blasterman - Diana you've never had a good Monte Cristo?
victim - see? i could smoke and be not affected by your garlic spray...
Shy Guy - Ugg, garlic, NO!
Cindy - Garlic is the cornerstone of any nutricious meal.
Shy Guy - Good job I subsist on junk then!
Blasterman - Garlic is God!
Diana the Valkyrie - garlic bread ... yummmmmm
victim - garlic soup....whoaaa
Little Man - Garlic is good for the soul, unless you're a vampire!
Shy Guy - Good job you folks aren't coming to my flat warming, it'll be a garlic free zone
Shy Guy - Strangely, most the vampires I know love garlic too
victim - prawns in oil and garlic....:-)
Blasterman - Steak ala Mama!Garlic and oil.
byzantineHermitCrab - but toothbrush is needed...
Diana the Valkyrie - garlic chicken
Diana the Valkyrie - garlic toothpaste
Cindy - Did you know that if you ate garlic, in 20 min. you could smell it on the soles of your feet?
Diana the Valkyrie - Roast garlic
byzantineHermitCrab - garlic escargots...
Shy Guy - But you are all so mislead, Garlic is the anti-crisp
Little Man - I use garlic mints to kill my smoker's breath!
Diana the Valkyrie - Wrong, Cindy. If I ate garlic, in 20 min, sub could smell it on the soles of my feet.
victim - I sure have to try that, crystal...
byzantineHermitCrab - What an idea,Cindy !
Diana the Valkyrie - Garlic flavoured ice cream
Blasterman - I use garlic to kill the mint breath>
Cindy - Trust me.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 8:15pm
magilla - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:15pm)
Shy Guy - Good evening magilla
Little Man - Actually, I prefer whip cream on feet!
victim - no, crystal, i meant the way diana mentioned...
Blasterman - Hi you big ape!
Little Man - Hi Mag!
Cindy - Hi, magilla!
victim - hi, magilla
byzantineHermitCrab - Hi,mag
* sub wakes, having fainted at the thought of smelling Diana's feet
magilla - hello everyone!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, magilla
sub - hi magilla
TomNine - Hey, magilla.
victim - hey sub, maybe diana should send ms. bouwman some garlic?
magilla - hi Diana...always a pleasure to see you
Little Man - Diana, today is Wednesday, isn't it? Where's Nicole?
Diana the Valkyrie - Good point, LM, I don't know
magilla - Tom...Victim...Crab...Sub....my best to you all
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe sub should rub garlic on Sandy's feet
victim - with his tongue, diana
magilla - or maybe a little oregeno
Blasterman - Hey sub getting back to your match.Have you had a wrestling/dom. session before?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, the tongue to lick it off again
sub - not with a professional, Bman
magilla - just hope the woman does not have athlete's foot...lol
victim - you mean as sweaty or as big, magilla?
Diana the Valkyrie - sub goes to the doc ... "sub, you have athlete's tongue"
Blasterman - A lot of choke holds sub.
Diana the Valkyrie - "is that unusual?"
magilla - either or victim
Diana the Valkyrie - "yes, but not as unbusual as another case I just had"
sub - ok, Bman
Little Man - Sub asks for a second opinion, the doc says it smell like garlic, too!
Diana the Valkyrie - "What's that, doc?"
Diana the Valkyrie - "I just treated a woman for gingivitis of the big toe"
magilla - I wonder if garlic is good for gingivitis?
victim - whatīs gingivitis, diana?
byzantineHermitCrab - garlic is good for health,in general.
magilla - you must not see many mouthwash commercials victim
Diana the Valkyrie - Rule 47b for this chat room - have a good dictionary near your computer.
Diana the Valkyrie - victim isn't a native English speaker, magilla
Shy Guy - We have a rulebook Diana?
magilla - they say that garlic is nature's purifier, but I can't stand the stuff
Diana the Valkyrie - It's a gum disease
Blasterman - Korean people use garlic for cologne it seems.
Shy Guy - And then there were two! I thought I was on my own here magilla
Shy Guy - It's turning into the garlic appreciation society tonight
victim - ok, thanks, diana
Blasterman - If you eat Korean food the garlic will ooze out of your body all day.
Diana the Valkyrie - Only on this web site - sex, violence and vocabulary expansion
magilla - I think I was pass on that one B-Man
victim - should have geussed it...itīs latin, isnīt it, diana?
Cindy - Griseofulvin treats the fungus.
Shy Guy - And don't forget the cooking Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - And recipes
Diana the Valkyrie - "101 uses of a banana"
magilla - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:28pm)
Shy Guy - And the accurate timekeeping
Clepsydra - 8:28pm
Blasterman - Yes last week it was "how to serve a potato"
Diana the Valkyrie - "Fun things to do with a pickle"
Shy Guy - Or the endless supply of lightbulb jokes
Clepsydra - Q: How many Canadian sex murderers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: [punchline forbidden on Canadian newsservers by publication ban; e-mail list maintainer]
victim - "alternative ways to use trouts and kippers"
magilla - we need to so something about the sex and violence...not enough of it here
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 8:30pm
* Diana the Valkyrie slaps magilla around a bit with a kipper
Little Man - 101 fun ways to EAT a Taco!!!
Blasterman - Especially sex.
Shy Guy - Maybe sex WITH violence magilla?
magilla - I always suspected you were the violent type Diana...
Shy Guy - /me dodges Diana behind the clock
Clepsydra - 8:31pm
victim - or vice versa, shy...
Diana the Valkyrie - All the rumours are untrue
Shy Guy - Hey Diana, any idea why the / me syntax sometimes fails?
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 8:31pm
Shy Guy - That's twice tonight now
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, SG
Shy Guy - Are you prepared to enlighten me?
Clepsydra - Q: How many SAS men does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to change it and two to shout GO! GO! GO!
Shy Guy - Or do I have to ask real nice?
Diana the Valkyrie - It's non-recursive
Shy Guy - ????
Blasterman - sign in a London dept.store"Bargain basement upstairs".
Blasterman - Good nite all!
Diana the Valkyrie - It's one-pass magic
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, BM
sub - 'night Bman
victim - bye, bm
Shy Guy - I'm really dense tonight Diana, I still don't get it
Little Man - Bye B-man!
byzantineHermitCrab - Good night,B-man
Blasterman - I waited.
Shy Guy - G'night blast
Blasterman - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:35pm)
Dom - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:35pm)
Little Man - Hi DOM!!!
sub - greetings, Glorious Dom
victim - hi, DOM
Shy Guy - Good evening Dom
TomNine - Hello, Dom...
byzantineHermitCrab - Hi,Dom
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:37pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Yo, Dom
Dom - I must speak to sub!
sub - how may i serve You, Mighty Dom?
* Diana the Valkyrie drop a pin
* victim hands DOM the garlic
* Shy Guy is deafened
Dom - Just kidding! You knew it was me! I couldn't help myself. (Crystal)
TomNine - Dom, how much can you bench press?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, TOm, you're supposed to ask "Which car ...."
Diana the Valkyrie - I think sub just fainted
Diana the Valkyrie - Quick, loosen his clothing
Dom - Vic knew immediately.
Shy Guy - Don't you think he's had enough excitement Diana?
sub - one prepares himself his entire life for one magical moment, then finds out it was all a joke. that's life
Clepsydra - Q: How many new men does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby. A: None. The consensus of opinion appears to be that there is no such thing as a genuine new man, and in any event, the media, who like telling us what we all like, have declared that women don't really go for new men anyway, but instead prefer more masculinity nowadays.
Dom - Sorry, sub! I won't do it again.
victim - now we need that scooby-dog for a mouth-to-mouth-breathing
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 8:45pm
Diana the Valkyrie - No, sub, that should be "one prepares oneself ..."
Dom - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:45pm)
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:45pm)
sub - You can toy with me as You please, Beautiful Crystal. i could not stop You
Crystal - I like you , sub!
Diana the Valkyrie - I can hear his little heart pounding from here!
byzantineHermitCrab - That's en-ter-ten-ment !
Crystal - I think sub has a big heart.
victim - well, gotta go, folks
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, victim
Shy Guy - G'night vic
sub - cya victim
Diana the Valkyrie - BTW, what happened to smitty, Crystal?
byzantineHermitCrab - bye, vic
victim - īnight
TomNine - Bye, victim.
Crystal - Guten nacht, vic!
victim - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:50pm)
Little Man - Later vic
sub - i am honored that You like me, Lovely Crystal. thank You
Diana the Valkyrie - A grovel for every occasion
Crystal - smitty checks the archives. He's busy with baseball.
Little Man - I want NICOLE!!!! Where is that magnificent woman?
Diana the Valkyrie - You're losing your touch, Crystal, he never used to be so interested in baseball.
Crystal - Am I still here? Screen went pink.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:55pm)
Shy Guy - I can still see you Crystal
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby
Crystal - It's his job! I know he lives for hockey!
Little Man - Hey Scoob!
Scooby - I just made the most remarkable discovery!
sub - wb Scooby
Diana the Valkyrie - You have to lead Smitty to see the light
Clepsydra - Q: How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark. A: One, and a lot of light bulbs. A: Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer. A: Four. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb, two to lift the chair by its legs, one to call an American and to ask which way to turn the chair.
Little Man - Do tell.
TomNine - Scooby!
Crystal - Uh-oh.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby, they were always there, ever since you were a young puppy
Scooby - I really dig chicks!
TomNine - And the chicks dig you right back, Scooby!
Scooby - Diana, the other day Clepsydra made a reference to the Pet Shop Boys. It was the hippest thing I've ever heard her say.
Clepsydra - You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a "realist," he is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing. -- Sydney Harris
Diana the Valkyrie - I though "hip" went out with the beatniks
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 8:59pm)
Scooby - No way daddy-o.
* Shy Guy wakes up again in the chat room
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 9:00pm
Shy Guy - Hey, I thought only americans lost connections!
Crystal - That was "hep", D.
Scooby - One hour til South Park!!!!
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 9:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm just digitising Tazzie Colomb. Did you know she wears her veins outside her skin?
Scooby - Yuck!
Little Man - Let's see her, D!
Crystal - How will Kenny die?
Scooby - Did I ever tell you about my main vein?
Shy Guy - So scoob, are you going to tell us why we Brits need South Park?
Little Man - Scooby, do you mean the big BVT!
Crystal - Numerous times.
Clepsydra - Time for a change 9:03pm
TomNine - Tday, we find out who Cartman's father is. I'm betting it's chef! Or maybe Mr Hat.
Scoob - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 9:06pm)
Crystal - You might be wrong, T9.
Shy Guy - scoob, is it me or does this room have rubber walls?
Scoob - How will Kenny die? I'm betting that Famke Janssen makes a guest appearance and leg scissors him to death!
Scoob - It's gonna be one of the Denver Broncos! I know it!!
Scoob - Why do the British need South Park. Well, for one, so you can finally have a laugh.
Diana the Valkyrie - They're talking about some American thing
Diana the Valkyrie - Do you think it will rain tomorrow, SG?
Shy Guy - We're British, why do we need outside influences to laugh?
Scoob - That's right pops! It's an American thing! Now get outta our way!
Shy Guy - In Manchester Diana, that's usually a safe bet
Crystal - If I smoked, I would light a big one for Rhys before the show starts.
Clepsydra - Q: Why did the lightbulb fall out of the tree ? A: Cos it was doing an impersonation of the sun, setting. A: Cos Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty. A: Cos it was autumn. (eh ?) (Thus combining the twin themes of lightbulb jokes and jokes about things falling out of trees...)
Diana the Valkyrie - "Take me back to Manchester where it's raining ..."
Shy Guy - Smiths?
Scoob - "Belligerent ghols run Machester schools, spineless bastards all..."
Scoob - "Manchester, so much to answer for..."
Scoob - Smiths with a few typos. Way after your time of course Diana.
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 9:13pm
Scoob - Johnny Marr kicks ass.
Crystal - A J. Marr reference?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 9:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Woo, you folk are going to love this sequence of Tazzie!!
Scoob - Sir leads the troops jealous of youth same old jokes sionce 1902 He does the military two step down the nape of my neck I wanna go home I don't want to stay...
Clepsydra - Q: How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they use light bulbs which don't burn out, so they don't know how.
Scoob - Please excuse me from gym I've got this terrible cold coming on he grabs me and devours kicks me in the showers kicks me in the showers he grabs and devours I want to go home I don't want to stay
Diana the Valkyrie -
Scoob - It was late as I drove the point home and on cold leather seats well it suddenly struck me I just might die with a smile on my face after all...
Crystal - Where did sub go?
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby, you wouldn't last ten seconds
Shy Guy - But Diana, who would?
Shy Guy - Your fine self excluded of course
Scoob - Diana, the picture is so big my computer only has enough time to show me an elbow.
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 9:19pm
TomNine - Mmmm Tazzie... nice...
Diana the Valkyrie - Digitise Digitise Digitise
Scoob - She does have a nice ass.
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 9:20pm)
Scoob - Ouch! Stop pinching me, Crystal!!
Shy Guy - wb sub
sub - thanks, SG
Scoob - Diana, I think I could take her.
Scoob - She doesn't look that tough.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ten seconds, Scooby. And that's only if you take a deep breath first
Scoob - First I'd work her over with head nookies, wedgies and a titty twister.
Diana the Valkyrie - Five seconds if she's allowed to wrap her thighs round you
Scoob - Then I'd throw her on the ground and l;ap her face until she said "No, Dino, down boy"
Shy Guy - She needs permission?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, we have a system of handicaps, it makes the men last longer
Shy Guy - That's sort of reassuring, I think?!
Scoob - I win. She loses. Simple as that. Bring on a REAL challenge Diana!
* Scoob growls.
* Shy Guy eyes Scooby, nervously
Scoob - Today I learned HTML
* Diana the Valkyrie is impressed
* Shy Guy thinks his nerves were justified
Diana the Valkyrie - So, did the Big Cheeses like your new web site?
Scoob - They never looked at it. I learned all the things we did wrong today though.
Diana the Valkyrie - And did you tell them where you learned how to put a picture in a web page?
Scoob - Actually, what I'm planning on doing is showing them your web site and saying it's ours.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 9:30pm
* Diana the Valkyrie wonders if Scooby has already found a new job
Scoob - It's just FrontPage Diana. You just go to insert picture. No code at all.
Shy Guy - It's getting early over here folks, I'm off to bed
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, SG
* Shy Guy wonders if Valkyries sleep alternate leap years or something
Scoob - 30 minutes til SOUTH PARK!!!
Clepsydra - Time for tea 9:31pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Frontpage is for men. Real Valkyries use Notepad
sub - 'night SG
Shy Guy - G'night all
Shy Guy - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 9:31pm)
Scoob - Diana, what program do you use for your graphics? FreeHand? Illustrator? PhotoShop?
Diana the Valkyrie - Paintshop
Diana the Valkyrie - Cost me $45, better than those freebies you mentioned
Scoob - Alright smartiepants.
Diana the Valkyrie - Better for web sites, that is
Scoob - Is everyone getting sleepy?
* Diana the Valkyrie looks up "sleepy" in the dictionary
JKFan - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 9:36pm)
Scoob - Hey JFK!
JKFan - Hi everyone!
Diana the Valkyrie -
sub - wb JF
JKFan - Does anyone her know of an animal that can chew a 6"x 36" hole in a roof in one night?
Diana the Valkyrie -
JKFan - That was a good vertical.....
Diana the Valkyrie - Wanna armwrestle?
JKFan - Anytime!
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 9:40pm
JKFan - Shit, that really upset things here, Diana...
Diana the Valkyrie - I done a Scoob!
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JKFan - Wow, I wish that that pic was my animal. Then I would know what to shoot at!
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JKFan - SHIT!!!!!
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Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 9:43pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - .
Scooby - Time to go find out who Cartman's father is!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 9:45pm
JKFan - Diana, you remind me of the fourth of july....
Scooby - CYALATER!
Scooby - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 9:45pm)
sub - thanks for pushing Tazzie off the refresh area, Mighty Diana. the rest of us wouldn't have been able to budge Her
JKFan - see ya, Scoob....
Diana the Valkyrie - Why, what happened on the fourth of July?
JKFan - or should I say, "cyabye"....
JKFan - Something LOUD!!!!!, Diana...
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, right, that's when you have your Guy Fawkes, isn't it.
JKFan - Yik!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - I have 250 pics of Tazzie here.
JKFan - Where are they, Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm digitising them now
JKFan - Only a few in the gallery...
Diana the Valkyrie - You're kidding, There's hundreds!!!
JKFan - You're what?
Diana the Valkyrie - Digitising
JKFan - Not in the gallery...
Diana the Valkyrie - Look more carefully
JKFan - No, you....
JKFan - I'm not talking about that flubbery thing...
Diana the Valkyrie - About 500 or so
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 9:54pm)
JKFan - Diana, what do you do with men who don't pay thier bills?
sub - wb, Scintillating Crystal
Diana the Valkyrie - I would never ask a man to pay the bills, that's not what they're for
JKFan - Funny, I'll e-mail you...
Diana the Valkyrie - OK
JKFan - Not tonight, thought.... Maybe tomarrow....
Crystal - Hi, observant sub! I just wanted to say Goodnight!
sub - sweet dreams, Beautiful Crystal
Crystal - CYABYE!
JKFan - sub, I want to be just like you when I grow up...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00pm
Crystal - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 10:00pm)
sub - keep trying, JF
Diana the Valkyrie - How do you want to be when you grow up, sub?
tinyboy - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 10:00pm)
JKFan - I am, I just can't get it...
tinyboy - Hello all
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, tb
JKFan - What's happenin, tb?
tinyboy - hi Diana...how the wonderful Valkyrie doing today?
sub - servile, Lovely Valkyrie. hi tiny
tinyboy - nothing much...just cking back and checking out my bank account status
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, all
sub - pleasant dreams, Beautiful Diana
Rhys - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 10:03pm)
Rhys - Good night
JKFan - Sleep tight, Diana....
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 10:03pm)
sub - hi Rhys
tinyboy - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 10:04pm)
Rhys - Just missed the great one.
JKFan - Rhys, you seem very well read, man...
Rhys - Oh, thank you.
Rhys - I'll tell you who gives me a good run for my money.
JKFan - Where did you come up with all of the quotes last night, Rhys???
Clepsydra - Double-Blind Experiment, n.: An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is fooling both the subject and the lab assistant. Often accompanied by a belief in the tooth fairy.
Rhys - My head. And the Great One is better than I
JKFan - You and sub were really impressive....
Rhys - And, sub, he was no slouch there
Rhys - The entire quote my Lawrence. I was deeply impressed.
Clepsydra - "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -- Matt Groening
sub - thank you, gents
JKFan - I read all of the books, but I would never have remembered....
Rhys - I can't remember phone numbers - I blank out
JKFan - Very funny, Captian!
Rhys - Not joking.
Rhys - Has it been a good night? Was Parker here again.
JKFan - When you talked about the USS Constitution, it brought tears to my eyes....
sub - rpflex was not here tonight, Rhys
JKFan - I remembered....
Rhys - Really? I does that to me as well. When you stanbd on her decks you feel the infant country. You can, really.
JKFan - It was a stepping stone....
Rhys - Crystal was quite knowledgeable as well
JKFan - Yes, she was indeed, amazing....
Rhys - The first plans drawn for the Constitution list he name as the Terrible
Rhys - I think Constitution was an improvement.
JKFan - Don't start, Rhys, I have no kleenex....
Rhys - She was recorded doing 13 knots in a stiff breeze.
JKFan - I am a Patriot...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15pm
JKFan - The government is killing us!!!!
Rhys - So should we all be. And yes they are. But we the voters let them.
JKFan - I havent voted for any of them!
Rhys - The government is a pure reflection of ourselves as a people.
Rhys - I hope you vote.
JKFan - I think not....
Rhys - And talk, and beat the drum.
Rhys - The patriots do not vote. The left is very well organized.
JKFan - I will vote, libertarian as usual....
Rhys - "You may fire when ready, Gridley" Who said that, sub?
Rhys - But vote. just vote.
sub - dunno, Rhys
Rhys - Remember the Maine?
JKFan - Come on sub...
Rhys - Thye Spanish blew up the Maine in Havana harbour in 1897.
Rhys - WR Hearst mad a fortune selling newspapers over it. Started a war over it.
Clepsydra - I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. -- Groucho Marx
Rhys - Admiral Dewey said those words to open the battle of Manilla bay
JKFan - You guys are like a history lesson to me....
Rhys - The Spanish fleet was destroyed, not one American was killed or seriously wounded.
JKFan - Interesting....
Rhys - Teddy Roosevelt took San Juan Hill.
Rhys - Thta got ghim the presidencey
JKFan - I remember....
Rhys - I love this country and its history. But I must admit I love England as well. We really are cousins.
JKFan - Rhys, are you older than dirt?
Rhys - A sore subject, be 51 on Saturday
JKFan - You talk as though you were there!
Rhys - Great history is people at their best. It's worth knowing.
JKFan - Well, Happy Birthday early, Rhys!
Rhys - I was looking over Edison's shoulder when he invented the light bulb
Clepsydra - Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience. A: Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest about the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it.
Rhys - Thanks
JKFan - Yah, sure,,, Tell me more....
Rhys - I'm good at ols time cocktail parties, but they are not the same anymore.
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 10:27pm
JKFan - Why?
sub - good night, guys. gotta go
sub - logged off. --- (Wed Apr 1 10:28pm)
Rhys - People do not respond to suble humor anymore. And good story telling is dead among young people.
JKFan - nighty night, sub
Rhys - night, sub
Rhys - Our language used to be laced with clever things but no more
JKFan - Well, I consider myself young. I love stories...
Rhys - How old?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30pm
JKFan - Last night was great!
Rhys - I fear I bore people.
Rhys - sub and Crystal were great to talk with
Rhys - Crytsal took me back to my childhood with Riverboat
JKFan - I just can't believe that someone can quote all of that stuff so well...
Clepsydra - If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?
Terrence - logged on. --- (Wed Apr 1 10:32pm)
Rhys - Get going with Diana some time. She'll scare ya
Clepsydra - 10:32pm
JKFan - Rhys, you are far from boring....
Terrence - Phillip, is there a penny stuck up my butt?
Rhys -