Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 01:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 01:34am)
gege - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 01:37am)
gege - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 01:39am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 02:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 02:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 02:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 02:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
aussie - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 03:06am)
aussie - hello all...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 03:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
otty - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 06:04am)
otty - hello
otty - do you talk
otty - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 06:06am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Warren - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 07:55am)
Warren - Hello?
Warren - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 07:55am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
spanishbeauty - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 09:09am)
spanishbeauty - Hello everybody!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
Ziggy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:16pm)
Ziggy - Por que te llamas spanishbeauty?
Ziggy - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:19pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:20pm)
Scooby - Ziggy played guitar.....
Scooby - Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
Scooby - Ziggy Marley
Scooby - Ziggy
Señor Underpants - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:22pm)
Señor Underpants - Me llamo Señor Underpants
Señor Underpants - You would like my brother. He is a real jock.
Señor Underpants - Diana gave me permission to tell jokes. But I have to make it brief.
Clepsydra - Q: How many CD player users does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the old bulb keeps getting stustustustustustustustustustuck
Señor Underpants - Before I was a comedian, I used to be a boxer.
Señor Underpants - Everybody loves Señor Underpants. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
Señor Underpants - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:28pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
Ziggy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:32pm)
Ziggy - I am a cat. But I do also play guitar a bit.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:35pm)
Ziggy - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:35pm)
Scooby - Still there Zig?
Scooby - Doh!
Ziggy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:36pm)
Scooby - Ziggs!
Ziggy - I am here.
Scooby - What's up?
Scooby - Are you new to the chatroom?
Ziggy - I am.
Scooby - Where are you from?
Ziggy - I have only just learned to type.
Ziggy - Hard with paws. I'm from England.
Scooby - Ziggy, you have paws too?
Ziggy - Four.
Scooby - KEWL! What do you like to eat?
Ziggy - Used to eat catfood. But since learning to type, can now order fresh meat in bulk from over the net.
Scooby - Aren't BM's the coolest thing?
Scooby - So Ziggy, I take it you're a pussy?
Ziggy - A cat. There's a difference. In fact, they're opposites.
Scooby - What's the difference between a cat and a pussy? They both smell the same to me.
Ziggy - Notice how I pretended to know what BMs are.
Scooby - Be back in 10 minutes.
Clepsydra - 12:44pm
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:44pm)
Crystal - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:44pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
Crystal - I'm counting, Scoob.
Ziggy - Don't read what has gone before or you will log off at once.
Crystal - Why Zig?
Ziggy - Or perhaps it's always like this. I am a CRV.
Ziggy - Anyway, do you know what BMs are?
Crystal - CRV? Refresh my memory.
Ziggy - Chat room virgin.
Crystal - Ahhh.... Everyone experiences BM's
Ziggy - That doesn't narrow it down much, then.
Crystal - Let me know what you and Scoob were discussing, so I need not visit the archives.
Ziggy - Don't tell me then. See if I care.
Ziggy - Yo don't know what BNs are either, do you? I blew your cover.
Ziggy - We were rambling.
Crystal - ?????
Ziggy - Tell me a joke.
Clepsydra - Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials.
Crystal - Clepsy can't tell Helen Keller jokes.
Clepsydra - Q: How many amoebas does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One. No, 2. No, 4. No, 8. No, 16. No, 32.......
yoyo - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:56pm)
yoyo - hi crystal,ziggy
Crystal - Yo, Yoyo!
Ziggy - Howdy.
yoyo - whats the topic de jour
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 12:58pm)
Ziggy - Nothing. I was rambling.
yoyo - about?
Scooby - we were discussing BM's
Crystal - pickenemupanlayinemdown, Yo.
Ziggy - Which are …
yoyo - pleesss esplain BM,how about a snack
Crystal - That was 11 min, Scoob.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
Scooby - Where the dickens have you been for the last 2 months Crys? Lunches just haven't been the same.
yoyo - ziggy did you play guitar(could not help myself)
Crystal - I'm back! LUNCHTIME!
yoyo - your lunch begins ,my lunch just ended....CIAO all!!!!!!
Scooby - Yeah, Zig, where are the Spiders From Mars?
Ziggy - I did play guitar a bit, yes. Is it lunchtime? You must be in a different country.
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 1:02pm
Ghost - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 1:02pm)
yoyo - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 1:02pm)
Crystal - Mike?
Ziggy - I have to go in a minute. I guess I will never know what BMs are.
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 1:02pm
Ghost - Hi Crystal
Scooby - Hey Ghost!
Scooby - Bowel Movements, Ziggy!
Ghost - I got it right that time Crystal Hi Scoob how was your weekend
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 1:03pm
Scooby - Fried my ass off Ghost. Sunny and 80 degrees the whole time.
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 1:04pm
Scooby - Didn't think to bring sunscreen in March
Crystal - Correct you are, Mike. How was the trip, Scoob?
Ghost - Wherd you go ? 80 sounds good
Ziggy - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 1:05pm)
Scooby - It was 80 throughout Missouri.
Ghost - wow wev only been in the 60s here
Scooby - It was a good camping trip. Smoked a lot of cigars, drank a lot of beer and burned a lot of things. Smokey would not have been proud of me. We're pyromaniacs.
Crystal - I was in MO last Saturday.
Ghost - So you look like a apple dog Uh ?
Ghost - Crystal you must do alot of traveling ?
Scooby - What part, Crystal?
Crystal - I try. Not nearly enough.
Warren - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 1:08pm)
Scooby - Ghost, I can't even move my neck right now.
Crystal - Moberley.
Warren - Hello all
Crystal - Hi, Warren!
Ghost - I believe it Scoob i know the feeling ,Been there done that
Scooby - That's right. You got relatives there. Hey Warren!
Ghost - Hi Warren
Warren - Hi Crystal... you wouldn't by any chance be Crystal Storm?
Crystal - Sorry.
Ghost - Crystal Dom
Warren - hi Scooby...sorry about that yesterday...but had a heck of a problem with my computer yesterday...now it's fixed
Warren - Just checking
Ghost - Just kidding Crystal
Scooby - Crystal, didja see I got my own message board?
Ghost - Scoob did you read how I became the Ghost in the Archives ?
Crystal - I didn't even use DOM's colour when I did that!
Ghost - I was telling Little Man the story. Yes I know Crystal I was just kidding
Ghost - sorry
Scooby - You mean about your scissor session that killed you and then you came back as a Ghost?
Warren - Ghost: who's the little man?
Crystal - I have a message prepared for you, Scoob.
Ghost - He has some stories in Dianas Lib.,
Ghost - Well yes Scoob thats the one
Scooby - Kewl! When are you gonna post it?
Crystal - It doesn't even include anal sex.
Warren - Crystal: what do you like to read?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
Ghost - It wasent a session it is a friend who did this to me
Ghost - I hafe to right the whole think first then Ill post it on Kans board
Warren - Crystal: are you a bodybuilder or a wrestler?
Scooby - Hell, Ghost, I was there when you first called yourself Ghost!
Crystal - Tom C. S. King JRRT AND, of course, JDS!
Ghost - Part of it is in the Archives Scoob but I dont know what day
Ghost - I know Scoob ,but I never told the whole story
Warren - Crystal: what do they feature? I have no idea who the authors are
Crystal - Wasn't it Ghost o' Mike?
Ghost - Crystal is one of the ladies that said I should be the ghost
Ghost - Yes Crystal it was but Ghost is shorter
Crystal - Correct you are!
Scooby - But wasn't I the first one to mention that if you were dead, you couldn't be chatting with us right now?
Warren - I'm still kinda new here... only come on here ever so often.. I'm more on IRC when I'm at home
Ghost - Thankyou Crystal
Crystal - I believe Ghost had an encounter.....
Ghost - yes you were Scoob you said something like "what is your ghost typing"
Scooby - Crystal, when you gonna post to my board?
Ghost o'Ziggy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 1:20pm)
Ghost - Yes Crystal with a friend that was pissed at me for something I said while we were at dinner
Scooby - BEEFCAKE!!! BEEEFCAAKKEE!!!!
Crystal - Today!
Ghost - I gotta read it later
Ghost o'Ziggy - Warren: Tom Clancy, Stephen King, Tolkein and Sallinger. Now you know.
Ghost - Hi G o ZIG
Scooby - wb, GoZ!
* Warren struts across the channel
Crystal - Still obsessed with South Park, eh?
Warren - hi ziggy
Scooby - Even made the cover of TV Guide.
Scooby - Tomorrow we find out who Cartman's father is.
Crystal - I like Eric.
Warren - South Park is kinda funny... but some of the character has to go..epecially Fatass
Ghost o'Ziggy - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 1:23pm)
Ghost - didnt stay long
Scooby - Fatass?
Crystal - There is only one GHOST!
Warren - Can't stay long either...have to go back to work in about 5 minutes
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 1:24pm
Warren - Scooby: that's the name of the fat little kid...Eric calls him Fatass
Ghost - Right you are Crystal . Hows your knee Crystal ?
Crystal - Still scarred.
Scooby - I thought Eric was the only one who was called a fatass.
Warren - What's wrong with your knees, Crystal?
Ghost - Still Scarred ??????? Crystal
Crystal - Correct, Scoob.
Crystal - Arthrotomy.... years ago.
Warren - Mm...gotta start watching South Park more often
Ghost - Its ok now Crystal ?
Scooby - Best show on TV, Warren. Next to the X-Files of course.
EDDY - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 1:28pm)
Crystal - Yup.
Ghost - Hi Eddy
EDDY - Hello everyone
Warren - see you all later... time for me to go back to work... the four letter word I hate
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 1:29pm
Ghost - Good Glad to hear it Crystal
Warren - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 1:29pm)
Crystal - Hi, Eddy!
Scooby - Test
Ghost - Later Warren
EDDY - Is there any female Muscle here?
Scooby - Hi Eddy!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
Scooby - Not unless you wanna count Crystal.
Crystal - Scoob, did you see Gillian's X site?
Scooby - {:-)
Scooby - Crystal, which one? She only has about 250.
Scooby - Test
Ghost - Thats all Scoob ? Peta Wilson has 251
Scooby - test
Scooby - test
Crystal - The one with Ashley Judd. You can use "Hoppy" to get in.
Scooby - What's Hoppy?
Ghost - Hoppy ?
Scooby - What's the address Crys?
Crystal - Try it. You have to deal with about 60.
Ghost - ? For Crystal since your knee injery do you still lift ?
Scooby - test
Crystal - Of course.
Scooby -
EDDY - Crystal are you a female BB?
Ghost - cool is your knee strong enough now to do leg press and squats
Crystal - I work out,Eddy. Doubt if fame is coming my way.
EDDY - what are your stats crystal?
Ghost - you never been in any contest Crystal ?
Crystal - You sound like JoanneK!
Ghost - Who not me Crystal ?
Ghost - sorry just wondering
Scooby - Crystal, have you had the pleasure of chatting with Betty yet?
Crystal - I was in an armwrestling contest once. Minnesota State Fair.
Ghost - did you win ?
* Scooby needs to go walkies.
EDDY - How much can you bench Crystal?
Crystal - I thought you were marrying her.
Scooby - Jeez, Crystal, you may have been gone, but you sure were up on the archives weren't ya?
Ghost - Marrying who Im not getting married ?
Scooby - Crystal, were you really here all along under a different name?
Crystal - People here are like family!
Ghost - right you are Crystal
EDDY - yes I need to get to know you better?
Crystal - I only use Crystal and Cindy (Once DOM)
Scooby - You were Dom?
Ghost - once to many Beautiful Crystal
Crystal - I didn't even use her colour!
Ghost - I know I should have known that but didnt even think but Sub thought you were her
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
Scooby - I saw that Dom was here last night again.
Ghost - after nobody was in here Scoob
Crystal - I was playing wit sub. I said I was really Crystal in a minute or two.
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 1:46pm
Ghost - Dom was lookin for a boy ,Guess she gave up on Sub
Scooby - When was this? Recently? I wanna read the archives of this.
Ghost - And it worked to Crystal
Crystal - Does anyone really now DOM?
Ghost - Sunday night ithink Scoob Crystal ?
Crystal - I mean't know
Ghost - no Crystal we dont Thats why i call dom person and he/she
Ghost - because none of us know who Dom is
Crystal - sub has not spoken to it in 3 weeks, I guess.
Ghost - Dom keeps comeing in when he loggs off for the night
Scooby - Ghost/ Crystal, what color were you when you logged on as Dom?
Ghost - Crystal How did you blow your knee out anyway lifting ?
Ghost - RED
Crystal - I think I used your colour, Scoob.
Ghost - Yes Crystal you did Scoob dont care thou
Crystal - I was pushing a car out of a snowdrift, G.
Ghost - O by Were you by yourself Crystal,that can be dangerous
Ghost - Iv pushed cars like that and fell flat on my face before because of slipping on the ice and snow
Crystal - Tell me about it. Blood pooling in the knee is not a pretty sight.
Ghost - phone
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 1:57pm)
Scooby - I looked through Sunday's archives and I couldn't find it. any other ideas?
Crystal - Did you leave, Scoob?
Ghost - not at all Crystal ,but your back on your feet now and thats what counts
Ghost - What night was that Crystal you came in as DOM
Crystal - I think Sunday.
Ghost - 28 or 29 Saterday or Sunday one of those nights
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
Scooby - I'll go check Saturday. Was it in the evening?
Ghost - Sorry about what I said that night Crystal if I knew it was you I never would have said that
Crystal - It was when lightening fried me and I couldn't get back.
Clepsydra - Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight. A: Two. One to stand on a chair and change it and one to say "I wish I was up there !" A: A finite number F. One to change it and F-1 to act in a stereotypical manner according to the part they're playing
lan - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:01pm)
Ghost - earlier that night i think it was
Crystal - I know that, G.
lan - hi crystal
Ghost - IAN
Crystal - Hi, Ian!
Ghost - Ok thanks Crystal
lan - where are you from
Ghost - My mother
lan - where are you from crystal
Ghost - Is everything ok at the house Crystal after the storm ?
Crystal - MPLS, MN, USA
Ghost - And you are ok ?
lan - are you a women crystal
BOLT - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:05pm)
Ghost - shes a LADY
Ghost - Hi Bolt
BOLT - good evening
Crystal - My computer still does strange things. Sometimes I get a pink screen.
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 2:05pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:05pm)
Ghost - That sounds strange Pink ?
lan - I am from Malaysia. have you heard of it crystal
Scooby - Okay, I found it. It was Sunday. Crystal, you shoulda kept him goin' longer!
lan - are you a bb
Crystal - Did you find it, Scoob?
Ghost - mabey the storm did something to the inside of your computer WB Scoob
BOLT - is that the right time in america?
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 2:07pm
Scooby - Well, I gotta get back to work. C Ya later! Crystal, don't forget to post somethin' on my board!
Crystal - I couldn't do it. I like sub!
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:07pm)
Ghost - Yes 2.07
Ghost - Sub would have loved it thou Crystal
BOLT - what do you mean by that? Clepsydra
Clepsydra - A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
BOLT - thank you Ghost
Ziggy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:09pm)
Ghost - But Sub would have loved it Crystal .NP Bolt ,Hi Zig
Ziggy - Yuk. Burnt my dinner.
Ghost - thats eastern time Bolt
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 2:10pm
Ghost - Zig a little early for dinner dont you think
lan - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:11pm)
BOLT - what is on the menu?
Ghost - Zig your in England I take it
Ziggy - That depends on the time zone. SHouldn't have said 'time' - sets Clep off.
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 2:11pm
BOLT - 8:15 pm here on London
Ziggy - Ghost - you got it.
Crystal - Try "lightening"
Clepsydra - Q: How many Hegelians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, of course. One stands at one end of the room and argues that it isn't dark; the other stands across from him and says that true light is impossible. This dialectic creates a synthesis when the bulb gets screwed in.
Ghost - yes I know Zig but sometim its unavoidable
BOLT - Ziggy where in England?
Ziggy - You must be a regular, Crystal.
Ziggy - Oxford. (England) (Europe)
Ghost - How is everything in England Zig ? Lightening ?? Crystal
Crystal - I was here before Diana switched to colours.
BOLT - Kensington here mate
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
Ziggy - Why? What do you enjoy about it, C?
Ghost - thats a while back too, Iv been here just before she switched
Ziggy - B - posh git.
BOLT - what is with Clepsydra and telling us the time of day?
Clepsydra - George Orwell was an optimist.
Ghost - I kinda like it this way thou. Pick a color any color
Crystal - Usually, when you mention "light", Clepsy tells a lame joke.
Clepsydra - Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many? A: It depends : - If they are applications programmers, it takes exactly twice as many as are currently available. If they are host programmers, it takes one for each variant of Unix and/or MicroSoft Windows. If they are core programmers, it only takes one. He just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him. A: One to analyze the historical failure rates of lightbulbs using PROC LIFEREG, so as to anticipate the failure of the lightbulb before the user actually has to report it, one to explain why SAS is better for changing lightbulbs than S-Plus, SPSS/X, BMDP, SYSTAT, MINITAB or a spreadsheet, one to write a custom interface in AF/SCL allowing the user to manually request the changing of the light bulb after its failure (prematurely) occurs, one to write a report with PROC SQL and PROC REPORT which will summarize the lightbulbs needing to be changed, sorted twelve different ways, cross-indexed (by wattage, type, and prematureness-of-failure) and totaled, one to actually spin the light bulb into the socket using SAS/Insight, one to call Cary to try to get them to explain when a new version of the lightbulb will ship, how much we'll pay to keep using lightbulbs for another year, and what we'll do if our site sends all its lightbulbs to Europe where 120V/60Hz lightbulbs tend to explode upon insertion in 220V/50Hz circuits, one to write an incomprehensible ten line SAS macro program which will perpetually insert new filaments into all mission critical lightbulbs until its author is fired, at which point the SAS macro will automatically encode itself into a copy of the latest SAS/ETS usage notes, one to write a graphical front end to the lightbulb changing process using SAS/EIS, with little speedometers showing the number of lightbulbs changed per hour, so that management can understand why we need to buy bigger lightbulbs, one to prepare a SUGI paper summarizing the entire lightbulb project, taking credit for the design and execution of the lightbulb project itself as well as the invention of the light bulb itself, another one to prepare a second SUGI paper benchmarking lightbulb replacement on twelve different types of light sockets, with separate graphs for florescent and incandescent bulbs (made with SAS/Graph, except for the titling, axes, color, polylines, and background, which were all added manually with Cricket Graph on a Mac), ten to push the dollie loaded with SAS/Lightbulb manuals, *and*, One more to ask SAS-L for help when you really need to change that bulb, NOW. A: Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us. A: Please let us know! A: That depends; what color is the bulb? A: It all depends on whether they can read the manuals or not. That needs to be in there somewhere as a qualifier! A: They can't change light bulbs... Without light, they can't read the manual, and without the manual, they can't figure out how to change the light bulb. A: This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem... A: Two. One to change the light bulb and one to make sure the stack of manuals doesn't tip over. A: One, once the documentation for the procedure is found in one of the 15 manuals on the shelf. A: Well, it depends upon the platform on which one stands! A: Actually none, if you are willing to close your eyes to the (validity of the) output. A: It can't be done yet. "Light bulb" is more than 8 characters long. (Notes: I presume the above refers to some programming language called SAS ?)
Crystal - See what I mean?
Ghost - I dont know what the hell this is here ,Im not reading all that
Ziggy - Does she repond to any other words? Life? Truth?
Ziggy - Wisdom
Ghost - time
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 2:17pm
Ghost - hour
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 2:18pm
Crystal - Time waits for no man.
Ghost - clock
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 2:18pm
BOLT - you mean Clepsydra is always poking jokes at people here?
Clepsydra - Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Ziggy - I can see that the fun will be limitless here.
Ghost - Anything to do with time
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 2:18pm
Crystal - Clepsy is now an icon.
Ghost - lol
Ghost - alright Clepsy stop now
BOLT - Clep are you male or female?
Ghost - Time are you F or M
Ziggy - Q: Why did the one-armed boy fall of the climbing frame?
Crystal - SHE is a water clock.
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 2:21pm
BOLT - must be into the time thing are into selling watchs
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 2:21pm
Ghost - water clock ?
Clepsydra - Time for tea 2:21pm
Ghost - no thankyou Clepsy
BOLT - night all, Cheers
Crystal - I guess a Liverpudlian water clock.
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 2:22pm
BOLT - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:22pm)
Ghost - This one is in DC
Ziggy - A: Because I waved at him.
Ghost - So Crystal where have you been ? We all missed you
Ghost - are you at work right now ?
Ghost - took long enough for that answer to come out Zig
Ziggy - Dramatic pause.
Crystal - It's nice to be missed, Mike!
Ghost - welcome Crystal we all did
Ghost - yes it was ZIG
Ziggy - I'm off to the pub for a pint of bitter.
Ghost - Crystal is everything alright at the house since the storm ?
Crystal - I haven't seen SAXON for a while.
Ziggy - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:28pm)
Ghost - Bitter ?
Ghost - hes been around but not lately
Ghost - Crystal do you know what Bitter is ?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
Ziggy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:30pm)
Crystal - The house is fine. Thanx for asking.
Kelowna - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:30pm)
Ziggy - Beer. Bye.
Ghost - thanks Clepsy
Kelowna - evening all
Ghost - later ZIG
Ziggy - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:30pm)
Crystal - A Bitters?
Ghost - Hi K
Ghost - did lightning hit it Crystal ? that can cause alot of dammage
Clepsydra - Q: How many Meridians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he has to get it drunk first.
Ghost - Zig came back and said it means beer
Crystal - I fear it did. Scorched shingles.
Ghost - Never heard that tearm used before
Ghost - You got lucky then Crystal you dont have any leaks in the roof ?
Kelowna - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:34pm)
Ghost - There is a storme like that comming this way later today He didnt stay long
Crystal - Actually, no. But, why did the strike fry my system? Might be the cable box?
Ghost - That or a line outside somewhere
Ghost - mabey one of the boards inside your computer is a little fried
Crystal - Transformer seems to have no damage.
Ghost - thats strange
Ghost - you still getting those funny colors
Ghost - it could be your monitor it self
Ghost - how old is your monitor
Crystal - We're alone, now! What do you want to bet Diana will access, shortly?
Ghost - there is so many posibilities. Around 3 pm eastern tim
Ghost - around there most days
Ghost - O MY Im here with Beautiful Crystal by myself ?
Crystal - I do really like to talk with you, G.
Señor Underpants - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:42pm)
Ghost - its my Honor Crystal
Ghost - Hi SU
Señor Underpants - Kiss kiss!
Crystal - Scoob or R?
Ghost - R
Señor Underpants - Now what makes you think that?
Ghost - Look at your name
Señor Underpants - Ah, yes! But which one?
Crystal - Hmmmmmm.....
Señor Underpants - Scoob or R? Scoob or R?
Ghost - Ill go with R
Señor Underpants - Crystal?
Ghost - Crystal ?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
Crystal - I agree.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:45pm)
Scooby - thanks for playing. We have some wonderful consolation prizes waiting for you backstage.
Ghost - HA I knew it WB SCoob
Crystal - wb, Scoob!
Scooby - Work is dull.
Ghost - always
Scooby - I haven't even been gone 30 minutes.
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 2:47pm
Crystal - Behind door #3?
victim - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:47pm)
Scooby - Victor!
victim - hi, all.
Ghost - You dont work much do you Scoob Hi Victim
Crystal - Wie gehts,vic?
Scooby - They gave me internet access, Ghost. They must want me to play!
Ghost - Give us Crystal and myself our prize Scoob
Scooby - What prize? You both guessed R!
Ghost - You lucky Scoob cant do it at where I work
Scooby - And they give me my own 35th floor corner office to do it in. Ahhh... life is tough....
victim - Gut, Crystal. Danke. ;-)
Ghost - True Scoob but you said we get a concelation prize for playing
Ghost - Sounds like it Scoob thats great
Scooby - Okay, you ready for your consolation prize? Here it comes...... Your prize is......................
Len - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:50pm)
Scooby - Me!
Ghost - You averlook the whole city > hows the view up there ?
Crystal - I guess I will have a 33 fl. office, but, I don't want to go there!
Ghost - AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HELP
Scooby - Ghost, did you miss the day Diana posted the view from my office here in the chatroom?
victim - underpants...new here?
Ghost - yes I did Scoob
victim - hi, len.
Ghost - first time Vic for underpants
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 2:53pm
Len - Hi victim... people
Scooby - Tell us a story, uncle vic!
Ghost - LEN Hi
Señor Underpants - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 2:53pm)
victim - ahhh...i don´t like to do a quickie now
Scooby - Quicky, uncle vic! Quicky!
Crystal - Auf Deutsch, bitte, vic?
Señor Underpants - Kiss kiss!
Len - Is German the second language for this channel now?
Señor Underpants - Me llamo Señor Underpants
Len - Ah, oops... it's not a channel.. silly me
victim - what about a story about crystal killing you, scoob?
Crystal - Es geht ohne frage.
victim - I´m amazed, crystal...
Señor Underpants - ¡Español!
Crystal - Warum?
Len - Si Si Señor
Scooby - Well, Crystal, do yer wanna kill me?
victim - How do you know german so well?
Crystal - I love you, Scoob!
Señor Underpants - Abren sus libros, por favor, a la pagina viente tres
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
Ziggy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:00pm)
Scooby - If you really love me, you would kill me.
Len - Scooby... that addiction of your does not sound healthy...
Scooby - Or at least let victim write a sentence or two about it...
Crystal - That's sub's territory, No?
Señor Underpants - ¿Que Pasa?
Scooby - No, sub's territory is a good spanking and repremanding. Death is Scooby territory.
victim - underpants: is it you, sub?
Señor Underpants - ¡No, cabron!
Crystal - I welcome DEATH!
Ziggy - My territory is cutting sarcasm. Can anyone oblige?
Scooby - Oooooo, victim, I think we have the beginnings of a short story!
victim - wow, scoob. drooling?
DEATH - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:04pm)
Crystal - You first, Scoob.
Señor Underpants - I'd love to Ziggy, but I'm afraid that's a little *yawn* too exciting for me....
DEATH - you called
victim - hi, DEATH. LOL
Scooby - Whaddya mean me first? You want me to start the story?
Crystal - Take me now!
DEATH - VIC
Scooby - Mr. Death, will you help us out with a little story here?
victim - if crystal sets the topics, i´ll write one.
Ziggy - You gotta start somewhere. I'm building up to violence.
DEATH - You got it Honey Baby
victim - He talked to ME. I´m doomed. :-(
Scooby - For the love of Cliff Richard, pick a topic Crystal!
Ghost - Crystal ?
Crystal - Let's start with JoanneK.
Scooby - He called me Honey Baby. I'm worse than doomed. Ever had death fuck you up the ass?
Ghost - NOT please lets not
victim - No, I like her, crystal.
Scooby - Okay, vic, there you go - JoanneK!
DEATH - ASShole I called CRYSTAL Honey Baby
Crystal - I knew we would digress to anal sex!
Scooby - What?? You can like her and still have her kill me vic!
Scooby - And you still wanna fuck me up the ass, Death?
victim - ok. crystal, if you like, tell me how you would kill scooby slowly, and i´ll write it down.
DEATH - You Like that Scooby dooby do do you ?
Scooby - Yes Crystal! do be creative.
Harley - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:10pm)
Scooby - Death, what day of the week was March 28?
Crystal - Let's start with a term like "picnic"
Ghost - Hi Harley
Scooby - Harley, what the hell you doin home from work?
DEATH - Saterday you butthead
Harley - Afternoon, dudes and dudettes
Ziggy - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:11pm)
Harley - Got the day off...YYYAAAAAAHHHHH
Scooby - Okay, thanks Ghost of Mike....er... I mean DEATH.....
Ghost - same here and tommorw Harley
victim - hi, harley
Scooby - Harls, didja ever make it through Volume 2? I'm still waiting to hear the final report.
Crystal - We also need HBP here.
DEATH - DEATH IS THE NAME AND DONT YOU FORGET ITTTTTttttttt
Harley - Yes siree, I definately need to got back for a second look though
Crystal - He doesn't work until 3.
DEATH - Cristal Honey Baby thankyou for calling but I gotta go get some one
DEATH - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:14pm)
Scooby - Harlster, when will my next contribution from you be coming?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
Harley - Sorry to hear about Mr. DEATH
Señor Underpants - Me llamo Señor Underpants.
Ghost - Crystal you called him .Who is he ?
Harley - Scoobs, I'm going to keep taping scenes from a few shows until your almost ready to finish No.3, then I'll mail it to ya.
Crystal - I have no idea.
Ghost - Harley ? what do you mean
Scooby - Gotcha! thanks. Anything spectacular so far?
Crystal - Wait, I might.
Ghost - Sub .? Crystal
Harley - Nothing spectacular...although Team KR always has a brief fight or two
Crystal - Nope.
Ghost - Scoob playn games again ?
Scooby - I have turned the local TV upside down. That damned show just isn't on in the St. Louis area. It did finally get the infamous one-arm sleeper scene though!! :-)
Crystal - Scoob is games personified!
Scooby - Sorry, ...TV Guide upside down....
Harley - Scoob...I can't believe we found someone else who saw what I think is "Bod Squad"
Ghost - Now you got me wondering Crystal
Scooby - Harley, I've got all my feelers working 24 hours to track that sucker down!
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 3:20pm
Harley - I've got a feeling that one may be unavailable...by any name
Scooby - You're probably right. Won't give up though.
Scooby - Harley, have you ever seen "Superchick" or "Ebony Ivory and Jade"?
Harley - Hmmm, EIJ yes, many moon ago. I don't remember Superchicks. Was it good???
Crystal - Scoob, did you ever find out who threw Roddy M off the cliff in the AH weekly?
Scooby - I don't ever remember seeing either. I'm trying to track them down.
Harley - The scene from "Superfights" that somebody talked about on the boards sounds good.
Len - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:25pm)
Scooby - Harley, I've asked three different people to try to tape it for me on HBO this weekend.
Ghost - Witch one Scoob
Harley - Is ot out on home video ???
Ghost - Iv got HBO 1,2,and 3
Scooby - Crystal, once again you have me perplexed. What is AH weekly?
Harley - woops, better proof read next time
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 3:26pm
Scooby - Hell, I don't know which one. Isn't there just a plain old HBO HBO?
Crystal - Alfred! The old B/W show.
Ghost - HBO yes then 2 and 3 but witch movie id like to know
Harley - HBO - "Have Better Orgasms"
Ghost - Cinamax for that Harley
Ghost - got that one too
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:29pm)
Harley - I'd like to replace "The Movie Channel" with "The Scooby Channel"
Ghost - dammit Scoob witch Movie
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
Scooby - The movie that is on HBO is Superfights. I think it's on video but it's very hard to find. Crystal, I've never heard of Alfred.
kelowna - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:30pm)
Ghost - Yeah Yeah Yeah
Ghost - Hitchcock Right ?
Harley - Can you tape it Ghost?
Ghost - superfights a movie ? sounds more like boxing
Crystal - Hitchcock? He was knighted, no?
Ghost - sure no problem when is it on HBO
Scooby - Ghost, all of ther details are on the TV and movie message board. THIGHGUY posted it. Tape it if you can. It's this Friday night.
kelowna - Sir Alfred...you bet
Scooby - Thighguys times are Eastern time.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 3:32pm
Ghost - No problem Guys .Will do
Scooby - Oh...... Hitchcock.... sure, I know that Alfred.
Harley - You're a good man Ghost
kelowna - Careful The Birds will get you
Scooby - Harley, I am in love with Christine Steel.
Ghost - Thanks
Ghost - What happend to Gillian Scoob
Scooby - I'll bet that if Christine Steel and Peta Wilson got into a fight, Christine would kick her ass.
Scooby - I'm a man of many chicks, Ghost.
Ghost - Never in a million years Scoob
Harley - Who is she Scoob?
Ghost - I guess
Scooby - Chicks are cool.
Crystal - They're coming to get you, Barbara. Quote from which flick?
Ghost - You never seen Peta fight man
Scooby - I love me some chicks.
Harley - Is she from Soldier of Fortune???
Harley - Ghost, I wish they would give Peta some GOOD fight scenes.
kelowna - How about The Bush's Revenge on The Simpsons ?
Ghost - Their comeing to take me away ha ha their comeing to take me away ho ho he he ho ho ha ha to the funny farm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:37pm)
Ghost - I aggre Harley
Crystal - I think Ghost knows...
Harley - Scoob, why do you keep logging on (But not off?)
Scooby - Harley, Christine Steel is the brunette on TKR.
Ghost - where things are wonderful all the time with green grass and flowers and o such wonderful things their comming to take me away ha haaaaaaaaaa
Clepsydra - Time for a change 3:38pm
Scooby - The chatroom is movig extra slow today. I keep crashing.
kelowna - This is all a bit too North American for me guys
Ghost - lol
Crystal - Give up?
Harley - Oh her, ya she's hot. I got another BRIEF m/f fight with her on tape last weekend.
Scooby - Give up.
Ghost - I feel prtty o so prtty
Crystal - Night of the Living DEAD!
Ghost - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:39pm)
kelowna - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:39pm)
Scooby - So do any chicks kick any ass in that one? VICTIM, still awake buddy?!?!?
Harley - They're droppin' like flies!
Crystal - Is everyone leaving?
victim - shhhht...I´m private with diana.
Scooby - VICTIM!!!!!!!
Harley - Gotta go....I have company...see ya soon!!!!!
Scooby - Cya Harley!
Harley - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:42pm)
Scooby - Well, I better get back to work too. I'll drop by again later!
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:42pm)
Ghost - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:43pm)
victim - bye, scoob.
Ghost - Had to chase my mouse again dam thing gets out more offten then I do
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
Ghost - Victim .Beautiful Crystal you still here ?
Little Man - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:46pm)
Little Man - Hi gang!
Ghost - Hay little Man how was your trip
victim - I´m here. hi, lm
Little Man - What's the topic of the hour?
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 3:47pm
Ghost - It seems everybody dissapierd LM
Ghost - I had to chase my mouse come back everybodys gone
Crystal AKA Cindy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:48pm)
Little Man - Still in Toronto G man. My Tall client is lookin as sweet as ever. Yeah!
victim - don´t know...was away checking e-mail
Ghost - Sounds Cool LM WB Beautiful Crystal
Crystal AKA Cindy - Sorry, I got kicked.
Little Man - Welcome back Cindy, AKA Crystal!
Ghost - NP Crystal
Ghost - What do you do LM
Crystal AKA Cindy - Scoob seems to be gone.
Little Man - I'll be right back. I'm changing to my usual RED color.
Ghost - they all are
Little Man - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:50pm)
victim - wb, cac
Ghost - okeydokey LM
Little Man - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:51pm)
victim - scoob left, yes
Crystal AKA Cindy - I knew you were hovering, vic.
Ghost - WB LM
Andrulla - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:52pm)
victim - checking e-mails, cac
Crystal AKA Cindy - Hi, Andrulla!
Little Man - I'm a technical instructor & consultant for the electronis industry And of course an Author for Diana's Library.
Andrulla - Hi people.. sorry. It wasn't letting me on. Been trying for 45 mins.
Ghost - Andrulla IronGoddes how are you tonight Beautiful Goddes
Andrulla - A little stressed, with alll the traffic.
Ghost - NP Andrulla
victim - hi, andrulla
Little Man - Hi Andrulla. How's that beautiful body of your?
Ghost - You need a nice message
Andrulla - Pretty stiff LM.
Andrulla - Do you mean Massage Ghost?
Ghost - A Ghosts hands are nice and soft and gentel
Ghost - yes Andrulla I do
Ghost - sorry for the misspelling
Andrulla - Where's scoob? been and gone?
Little Man - Crystal, Vic, are you there?
Ghost - hell be here not to worry your beautiful self Andrulla
victim - yep, andrulla...but comes back later
Crystal AKA Cindy - Scoob will be back. Have you spoken to smitty, Andrulla?
Andrulla - No worry Ghost-- A goddess needs her guard-doggy,,
Andrulla - I emailed Smitty.. Told him I might have to skip NY.
Ghost - I hafe to go everybody . Be back later Beautiful Crystal ,Andrulla,guys see you all later
Kinkster - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 3:59pm)
Little Man - Andrulla, tell us about your day.
Little Man - Bye G!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
Andrulla - I have it sorted now though.. I booked my flight today.
Clepsydra - Q: How many Hegelians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, of course. One stands at one end of the room and argues that it isn't dark; the other stands across from him and says that true light is impossible. This dialectic creates a synthesis when the bulb gets screwed in.
victim - cya, ghost
Ghost - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:00pm)
Crystal AKA Cindy - Where are my manners? Hi, Kink!
Kinkster - hiya
Andrulla - I didn't workout. I had to go sort some business! Hi kink.
Little Man - Hey K!
Kinkster - This is my first visit to a chat room.
victim - hello, kink
Kinkster - My first visit to ANY chat room.
Kinkster - Chat to me.
Andrulla - Oh Welcome.. Im sure you'll have fun.
victim - for that you picked a nice nick...
Little Man - Andrulla, How often do you work out?
Wazoo King - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:03pm)
Andrulla - I train literally every other day. 1 to 2 hours depending on the bodypart.
Clepsydra - Time for a change 4:03pm
Andrulla - Hi Wazz
victim - hi, wazoo
Wazoo King - Hey Andrulla, nice to see you here again
Little Man - Hey Waz!
Crystal AKA Cindy - Someone stole Andrulla's colour!
Kinkster - What do you do for a living, Andrulla? I guess I should know, but I don't.
Wazoo King - What makes Andrulla special is that she is a true Amazon, not just a FBB but also a consummate MArtial Artist
Andrulla - Can't recall our chatting before Waz..
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:05pm)
Kinkster - How did you know I was going to ask that?
* Scooby licks Andrulla's ankle.
Andrulla - Im a professional BB. I run a gym, alot of the time.
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 4:06pm
victim - wb, scoob. sorry...i was checking my mails earlier
Crystal AKA Cindy - Scoob, don't you agree Andrulla is special?
Little Man - Later gang, gotta go!
Wazoo King - Andrulla I tend to goof around by using different names
Scooby - Yup.
Andrulla - Hey Scooby.. Missed you ..
victim - cya, little
Andrulla - CC. Where do you workout? Are you from NY?
Kinkster - I don't think we get many pro BBs here in Blighty. Shame.
Clepsydra - Q: How many Bill Gates' (runs Microsoft) does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. He simply declares darkness to be the new standard.
victim - and she´s a judoka....whoaa
Little Man - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:08pm)
Andrulla - Liked that one Clepsy. You might well become a comedian yet!
* Andrulla
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:10pm)
Crystal AKA Cindy - MPLS, MN, Andrulla. I assume you were talking to me?
Wazoo King - Andrulla if you had to get into a judo fight would all that extra power help even more?
Andrulla - Yep, and it did
Wazoo King - Wow, I get goosebumps just thinking about that
Kinkster - Andrulla, is there a picture of you anywhere on the site?
Scooby - Wazoo, why don't you get together with Andrulla and have her beat ya up a bit? Diana could film it.
victim - not mentioning the funny bumps on your body you´ll get, wazoo
Crystal AKA Cindy - Where have you been, Kink?
Andrula - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:13pm)
Scooby - Kink, there's a ton of 'em.
Andrula - Sorry I got cut off for a mo.
Kinkster - I'll go see later.
Andrula - http://diana.announce.com/~andrulla
Crystal AKA Cindy - One L or two?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
Andrula - thats my url kink..
Wazoo King - Kind of worse than a funeral, well I suppose you'll learn lots of neat tricks, hey maybe you could give your compie to M and she could take over
Wazoo King - Let me tell you guys I have seen the Photos and Andrulla is a very attractive woman, indeed
Kinkster - English women don't seem to be into muscle.
Andrula - Should be ANDRULLA. but it happens when you get knocked off. Ask ghost, he gets this lots of times.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 4:16pm
Kinkster - Although many of them have a natural flair for violence. Or the ones I meet, at least.
Wazoo King - Last message was meant to be private hit wrong button
victim - well, wait for diana, kinkster
Crystal AKA Cindy - He sometimes calls me Chrystal
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 4:17pm
Kinkster - What time does Diana normally show up?
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 4:18pm
Crystal AKA Cindy - I knew that would happen.
victim - differs...
victim - but joins most days
Andrula - slow tonight, or is it just my connection?
Scooby - Victim, how's that 2 sentence story comin?
victim - what would happen, cindy?
Andrula - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:20pm)
victim - slow, andrulla
Wazoo King - Andrulla, Do you still train in Martial Arts?
Kinkster - I think it's me.
Scooby - No, my machine is incredibly slow tonight too.
victim - two? i just got the word picnic.
Andrula - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:21pm)
Scooby - Well are you ready for the second word? Andrulla!
Crystal AKA Cindy - You have cool hair, Andrulla! What product?
Andrula - Yes Waz. I do various but not seriously as in the past.
Andrula - Product?
* Andrula slaps someone around a bit with a kipper
* Scooby wimpers.
Crystal AKA Cindy - The things you use in the bath?
Andrula - Oh. Just trying to wake you guys up.
Kinkster - Andrulla, what made you want to become a BB? Ignore me if that's an old question. I'm a few months behind everyone else here.
Andrula - You gotta read my website. I never planned to be a BB. Just started lifting for the Judo.
Wazoo King - Andrulla Ok Weird question but this is a weird place, If you had to assasinate a bad guy with a Martial Arts technique, which would you use and why?
victim - Scoob: One crystal and scooby did a picnic. FIN
victim - Scoob: Once crystal and scooby did a picnic. FIN
Scooby - Rubbish, victim!!! Where's the death?!?
Crystal AKA Cindy - Where is this going.........
Scooby - Wazoo, you're weird, man!
victim - Scoob: once crystal took scooby to a picnic and killed him. FIN
Kinkster - OK, I'll read the website.
Andrula - I guess choke em with my arms. Its the best way. Stop Oxygen to the brain if they have one.. However Im not that angry at anyboby.
Scooby - Now that wasn't too bad, victim. I think I'll wait for the paperback.
Wazoo King - Andrulla so a straight forward Judo based approach, and silent of course
Andrula - If I get real angry though .. I'd get scooby to give em a rabied bite.
Crystal AKA Cindy - Say no more!
Wazoo King - He Bites allright
* Scooby growls.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
Kinkster - Do you find you have to control your anger more than if you were weaker? Or don't you bother.
Wazoo King - Scooby messes the rug
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:30pm)
Crystal AKA Cindy - Sic 'em!
* Shy Guy crawls in through the window when the coast looks clear
* Scooby barks. Then begins to lick himself.
Andrula - /Andrulla soaks scooby with a hose
Andrula - Im rarely angry Kink- I only reallyt get that way if Im really hungry, and need feeding.
* victim waves at shy guy
Kinkster - Scoopy regrets having been castrated as a pup.
Andrula - Hi Shy.
Scooby - ShyGuy, why so bashful?
* Shy Guy waves back at vic
Wazoo King - Hey Andrulla I am the same
* Shy Guy hands Andrulla a chesseburger
* Shy Guy shrugs his shoulders
* Andrula takes one bit. All gone!
Kinkster - Hey, I'm a good cook. I'll feed you next time you are passing.
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 4:34pm
* Scooby starts sniffing ShyGuys crotch.
Andrula - Not far off Cleps. Its 10.30 here in Sunny England.
victim - andrulla, i think scooby prefers pantyhose, not garden hose
Shy Guy - Sorry Scoob, I'm out of chesseburgers
Andrula - Ha ha Vic.
Kinkster - What are pantyhose?
Crystal AKA Cindy - Scoob, if you could say one word, what would it be?
Andrula - Is Kink? old enough for this site?
Scooby - Wallpaper.
* Andrula rolls 45
Shy Guy - Maybe he's not Armicanised enough? Where you from kinkster?
Kinkster - It's OK, I looked it up in my American-English dictionary.
Crystal AKA Cindy - How did you know that? This is very strange.
* Shy Guy rolls 64
Kinkster - They're tighs where I come from.
* Shy Guy smirks
Scooby - Kink, pantyhose are something you glide off your legs and killl men with.
Andrula - Oh yes products. I use TiGi
Andrula - I used to wear the ones with suspenders, ..
Kinkster - I thought suspenders were for holding your trousers up. Pants, I mean.
victim - uhhhh...suspenders leave maks at scissoring...
victim - marks
Andrula - Thats braces.
Scooby - suspenders for what? pantyhose? hair products? What the hell are we talking about?
Kinkster - Are you English, Andrulla?
Andrula - Sure change the subject.. Anybody from NYC?
Crystal AKA Cindy - Diana said we should talk of spuds.
Andrula - I live in England.... My blood is very mixed.
Kinkster - Mixed blood is good. I've always thought purity was overrated.
Shy Guy - While we're asking personal questions, where does the name Andrulla originate?
Andrula - My mother is Greek Cypriot. Fathers mixed. Portugese and French Canadian, plus a squidgy bit of croat.
Andrula - Its Greek. My name that is.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
Shy Guy - It's a terrific name, and more than a little exotic over here!
victim - I have been to cyprus lately. Very nice.
Kinkster - I go to Greece often. Athens. There seem to be a lot of gyms there. A lot of fit women.
Crystal AKA Cindy - I am 100% Swedish. My grandpop came to the colonies by ship,of course. His last name was Bast and he changed it to Smith.
Andrula - Spuds, potatoes,chips,mash-gets-smash. Which type does Diana like?
Andrula - Iv'e not had the pleasure of visiting my mothers home land yet...
Kinkster - Fries.
Andrula - Im comming to Sweden soon.
Kinkster - Actually, Athens sucks. Go anywhere but there.
Scooby - Gotta go kids. C Ya later!
Shy Guy - C Ya scooby
victim - Do it, andrulla. Never met so friendly people.
victim - as cypriots, i mean. bye, scoob
* Scooby licks Andrulla's left leg.
Andrula - Just waiting for my dinner, then I'll be off too. See ya later scoob.
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:49pm)
Andrula - Yes thats the way Cyps are.
Kinkster - I hope someone is making your dinner for you.
victim - especially if you go into the small villages...
Andrula - Yep. Dinner is being sorted.
Kinkster - Do you have to eat egg whites and tuna fish all the time?
Clepsydra - Time for a change 4:53pm
Andrula - Don't touch Tuna. I have fresh Halibut. eggwhites yes. but with a couple yolks for breaky.
Kinkster - How you suffer for your profession.
Andrula - Guys, got to go now.. see ya.
Andrula - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:55pm)
Shy Guy - G'night
victim - bye, andrulla
Kinkster - Enjoy.
Crystal - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:57pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:57pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 4:57pm)
Shy Guy - Good evening Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, folks
victim - ohhh...tanned, diana?
Crystal - Sorry again. I got kicked.
victim - hi
Crystal - Hi, D!
victim - wb, crys
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - End of month, busy busy busy !!!
victim - we have a new one here, diana: kinkster
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, kinkster!
Kinkster - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 5:01pm)
Kinkster - Hiya.
Kinkster - It's my first night. I have learned two things.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 5:02pm)
Scooby - Well, everyone is late for the meeting so I might as well chat.
Kinkster - The word "pantyhose", and the fact that Andrulla doesn't like tuna.
Crystal - What do we know of Kink? Hi, Scoob!
Shy Guy - wb scooby, kinkster
victim - scoob...very restless today. wb
Kinkster - We know very little.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby, what meeting is this?
Scooby - We are showing the managing partner our web site. It gets launched on Monday.
Kinkster - Can we all come?
Kinkster - Maybe not.
victim - i guess it´s a b-movie director´s conference...
Scooby - Yes, I think your input would be valued.
Diana the Valkyrie - Wow, a web site!
Kinkster - What kind of website?
Kinkster - Diana, we are in perfect harmony.
Scooby - A very very boring law firm website. No titties or fighting chicks at all.
Diana the Valkyrie - Does it have a chat room?
Scooby - Nope.
Kinkster - We could discuss difficult cases.
Diana the Valkyrie - No chat room? Then how do people communicate?
Shy Guy - Couldn't you sneak them in as a backgound scoob?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, I see, you must have Message Boards then
Scooby - Perhaps I will create a "Special" page with no hyperlink and a secret address :-)
Scooby - No message boards.
Diana the Valkyrie - No Message Boards???
Crystal - That unbecomes you, Scoob.
Shy Guy - Diana, it's a lawyers site, do you think they'll communicate for free?
Diana the Valkyrie - Sure, my lawyers always send me bills for free
Scooby - No message boards. What the hell would you wan them for? Looking for tapes of Monsanto case?
Kinkster - We could vote for whether someone gets the chair.
Shy Guy - I guess they don't want to risk offending a Valkyrie
Scooby - It's a corporate firm. 300 attorneys. No ambulance chasers. Nothing exciting.
Diana the Valkyrie - A search engine?
Scooby - Not yet.
* Diana the Valkyrie wonders if it's running under NT
Scooby - NT?
Crystal - You might be right, D.
Scooby - Let's just say this site isn't going to make you lose any business Diana.
Scooby - Or else we are all sicker than I think we are.
Diana the Valkyrie - I've always wanted to put up a really boring web site
* Shy Guy resists the urge to chant 'this site isn't going to lose you any business Diana'
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you seen http://www.garden-advice.com
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
Kinkster - How do you do that thing with the asterisk?
Scooby - You should try it sometime. The sad thing is, I design publications and I don't know dick about web pages or HTML.
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 5:15pm
Crystal - I thought you wrote the book on sickness, Scoob?
Shy Guy - Kinkster, you type '/ me' does something, like so
* Shy Guy does something
Shy Guy - no space after the '/' though
Diana the Valkyrie - It's a different ball game. the wrst web sites are those designed by people who are probably very good at paper design
* Scooby pees in a bowl.
* 'Kinkster' has a go at it.
* Shy Guy gives kinkster a generous round of applause
* victim applauses kinkster
Scooby - Yes, Diana. That's why I'm a little embarrassed about this one. I couldn't get FrontPage to do a damned thing I wanted it to.
* Kinkster realizes he didn't need the inverted commas.
Diana the Valkyrie - Haven't you seen what I use for this web site?
Scooby - Now, how do you do the nickname change?
Shy Guy - / nick
Scooby - No, Diana.
Scooby - /Schmegma
Diana the Valkyrie - It's a little logo at the bottom of the main page
Scooby - Didn't work.
Shaggy - Nickname changed
Scooby - /nick
NewName - Nickname changed
Scooby - Didn't work.
Crystal - /nick
Shy Guy - sorry, try / nick NewName
victim - /tickle
aussie - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 5:20pm)
Kinkster - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 5:20pm)
Anus - Nickname changed
aussie - hello there
aussie - hello there
victim - rats
Scrotum - Nickname changed
victim - hi, aussie
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, aussie
DOM - Nickname changed
Rectum - Nickname changed
aussie - hello Diana, are there any lady bodybuilders on today?
Señor Underpants - Nickname changed
Hanky the Christmas Poo - Nickname changed
I mean how fuggin long can you make yer nickname fer cryin out loud? - Nickname changed
Diana the Valkyrie - You just missed Andrulla, aussie
I mean how fuggin long can you make yer nickname fer cryin out loud? - It works.
aussie - No one else, Diana?
Scooby - Nickname changed
Kinkster - Is this typical chat?
Diana the Valkyrie - And there's Crystal
victim - uh-oh, scoob...jf and me did that once and got slapped by diana
Diana the Valkyrie - How many were you hoping for?
Scooby - Wow, the occupants list is outta sight!
Diana the Valkyrie - Or was there someone in particular?
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll clean up that list a bit, I think. Hold on, Scooby ....
aussie - It's just that iv'e never spoken to one before...
aussie - Hello Crystal...
victim - kinkster: no, this is typical nonsense. scoob: we even got names longer than one line
Scooby - Victim, my nickname was longer than your last story.
Scooby - Okay, kids! Meeting just got cancelled! Hurrah!
Scooby - That means I can go on playing with you all indefinitely!
victim - longer than some other part of you, too, i guess.
Scooby - I may never leave! Isn't that great?!
Scooby - I can just talk and talk and talk and talk....
aussie - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 5:29pm)
victim - oh....i think diana will b back soon
* Kinkster hangs himself
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
Scooby - Ooooops. Scared off aussie.
Diana the Valkyrie - I trimmed it
* victim looks for a safe place when diana gets back.
Scooby - Oooops. Killed Kinkster.
Kinkster - He was a man with a mission.
Scooby - Catchin' trim with Diana!
Scooby - Diana, victim says I'm about to get spanked.
Scooby - :-)
Diana the Valkyrie - I cut off all your extras
Scooby - I'm just a lovable fluffy pup. I couldn't do any harm.
* Scooby
Scooby - I need more caffeine.
Scooby - Anyone got any coffee?
victim - Wow..this IS a big trout, diana
Scooby - Well what do you want to talk about now?
Kinkster - Diana - you come here often, then?
Scooby - Hello? Is anybody here? Hello? Is this thing on?
victim - yep, scoob. right here beside me. next to the cigarillos
Scooby - Oooo! Swisher Sweet Cigarillos?
Scooby - Backwoods Smokes?
Scooby - Do you smoke, victim?
victim - dannemann
Scooby - Tobacco?
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 5:35pm)
victim - sometimes, scoob
Clepsydra - Time for a change 5:35pm
Shy Guy - Wow, getting back was some trip!
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I'm here very often.
Scooby - Doesn't everyone in Eurpoe smoke? I thought you had to smoke to live in Eurpoe?
victim - yep, you learn it in first grade
Scooby - Whoops. Typo. Europe.
Shy Guy - I think the British have an opt out if they want it scoob
Kinkster - Damn, that was my best line and now I've used it.
Shy Guy - We usually do
Scooby - First grade, huh? Is that where they learn ya to talk with them funny foreign accents?
victim - no, we never learn that. It´s talent
Shy Guy - lines kink, you going fishing?
Diana the Valkyrie - You need to develop some better lines.
Diana the Valkyrie - Talk to sub, he's got some great lines
Scooby - Don't y'all drink a lot too? Or is that Mexico?
Kinkster - I don't know him. What's he like?
viggdimm - Nickname changed
viggdimm - feee newwer dring!
Scooby - Uh-oh, he's having at the vodka again....
ScshkoobyDoooooo - Nickname changed
Kinkster - Don't tell me, I can guess.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby has some great lines too, he'll share them with you if you ask him nicely.
ScshkoobyDoooooo - C'mere viggdum....
magilla - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 5:41pm)
Kinkster - Unfortunately, I'm right out of Scooby snacks.
viggdimm - wassubb doggeee?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, magilla
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, magilla
Shy Guy - Hi there magilla
ScshkoobyDoooooo - Vas is das? *hic* ve are drinking all zee day und thru der night *hic*
magilla - afternoon all
Kinkster - Evening.
viggdimm - lalalala
magilla - hello Diana...always a pleasure to see you here!
ScshkoobyDoooooo - *BELCH* oh, ............something tastes like onions.....*hic* HIYA MAGILLA! God, I LOVE YOU MAN YOURRR MY BESCHT FRIEND GODDAMMITT....C'MERE ANDD KISSSCH ME....................
Kinkster - I'm going to bed. I'll try and dream of some better lines.
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, kinky
Scooby - Nickname changed
Shy Guy - G'night kinks
Scooby - Sober.
Diana the Valkyrie - Excuse the dog, he's been at the catnip again
viggdimm - bye, kink
magilla - Looks like somone has been nipping at the cooking sherry...lol
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
Scooby - Cya Kinky!
Kinkster - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 31 5:45pm)
* viggdimm gulps down 14 alka seltzers
magilla - besides Clepsy, I mean
Scooby - Gee, today I met Ziggy Stardust and The Kinks!
Shy Guy - Hey, I missed Ziggy?
victim - Nickname changed
victim - oh my head...hi, magilla
magilla - hello victim
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 5:48pm)
magilla - Hey Diana...do Vikings still drink mead out of skull glasses?
Crystal - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 5:49pm)
victim - wb, crystal
Shy Guy - wb Crystal
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes; the trouble is, they aren't any good in dishwashers, so you have to hand-wash them.
magilla - Hello Crystal
victim - you need a brainwasher, diana
magilla - yes, I can see how that cause cause a problem
* Shy Guy groans
Crystal - My gracious wishes to all!
victim - sorry, shy
* Scooby farts.
Shy Guy - Diana, where do you get a fresh supply of skulls from?
victim - PUUUUHHHH
Shy Guy - Or is that too grizzly for our delicate minds?
* victim holds his breath
Diana the Valkyrie - We use lawyer's skulls, there's plenty of those around that no-one wants
Crystal - What's MS Scoob up to?
Shy Guy - But don't leave leave a foul aftertaste?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, you don't eat the brains, there's no point
Scooby - MS Scoob?
Shy Guy - Oh no! Scooby is a microsoft product!
Crystal - I would, but, a lady does NOT fart.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 5:57pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tom
TomNine - Hello!
Shy Guy - Hi T9
Crystal - Hi, T9!
victim - hi, t9
Scooby - Hi T9!
Scooby - Hi T9.
Scooby - Hi t9
Scooby - hi t9
Shy Guy - See what I mean?
Crystal - Uh-oh?
TomNine - Down Scooby, down boy!
Shy Guy - That's the Welcome 'Feature'
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
Shy Guy - Due to be fixed in Scooby p8, beta 4, release 1025
TomNine - I was afraid he was going to start humping my leg again!
Shy Guy - soory, in Scooby98
victim - well, sooner or later he crashes, like all MS products
Scooby - Macintosh rules!!!
Scooby - Fuck IBM!
Shy Guy - IBM? Do they still exist?
Scooby - IBM compatible.
Scooby - Fuck everything that's not Macintosh!
Crystal - Dell seems to be the wave of the future.
Shy Guy - I guess I could live with a mac
Shy Guy - I mean, I could still run all my MS products then
* Scooby says as he sits at his Gateway.
Crystal - Gateway 2000, or better, Scoob?
Christy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 6:07pm)
Christy - Who wants to be tickled?
Scooby - Gateway 2000.
victim - hi, christy
Shy Guy - hi Christy
victim - scoob, not teasing, please...
Scooby - Hi Christy!
victim - not=no
Christy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 31 6:09pm)
Christy - I would love to dig my fingers into someones ribcage!
Shy Guy - wb Christy
Scooby - Wow! Vic! She's a dream come true. Go for it, bud!
victim - Yawn
Scooby - Are you cute Christy?
Christy - I've been told I look like Famke Janssen.
victim - scoob, you should start to drink decaf
Shy Guy - That's CUTE
Scooby - Gee whiz, that's pretty hot!
Scooby - victim loves tickling. You should talk to him!
Christy - Victim? What do you say?
Christy - You won't be able to es