Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
Ghost2 - I cant remember if I saw her pics or not what she look like man
TomNine - Alas, there are only two pics of her on the web, so I have little to admire her by until then.
Ghost2 - Yes 12:00 tayls from the CRYPT time
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 12:00am
Ghost2 - What she look like Tom from what you saw
TomNine - She's pretty big, 5'10" 180 or so, muscular but not an FBB. Dark hair, sexy look. Mid-30-ish.
Ghost2 - Sounds good to me be sure to let us know if shes worth it
TomNine - wb270 speaks very higly of her strenth and wrestling skills.
Ghost2 - must be good then Tom
Ghost2 - gotta go get some cheese im hungry
TomNine - I hate to abandon you guys, but I'm going to bed.
sub - 'night Tom
TomNine - Take it easy, sub. Enjoy that cheese, Mike!
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 12:05am)
Ghost2 - back later Tom
Ghost2 - Sub Sandy being your first you hafe to be going nuts and cant =wait till you see her
sub - i'm nearly insane with anticipation, Mike
sub - Mike, i gotta get to bed myself. good night
sub - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 12:13am)
ghost - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 12:14am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
ghost - got boot night sub
ghost - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 12:15am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 01:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 02:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 02:15am
saffet - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 02:19am)
saffet - hello
saffet - hello
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 02:30am
EDDY - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 02:40am)
EDDY - Hello
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 02:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 03:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 04:30am
WOLVERINE - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 04:32am)
WOLVERINE - Hmmmmm....not much goin' on huh????
WOLVERINE - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 04:35am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
mc - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 05:55am)
mc - what's with all the bing bongs?
mc - bizarre
mc - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 05:57am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 10:25am)
JoanneK - /me takes Clepsy and crushes the clock between my thighs.
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 10:25am
* JoanneK takes Clepsy and crushes her between my thighs.
JoanneK - Is there anyone lurking?
JoanneK - Come out, come out wherever you are.......
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
m1248 - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 10:43am)
m1248 - Hello
m1248 - Hello?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Sen - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 10:53am)
Sen - Hello!!
Sen - Joanne?, m1248?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Little Man - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 11:05am)
Little Man - Hi gang!
Little Man - What happenned to Joanne?
Little Man - Bad timing, everybody is still asleep! Maybe later.......See ya!
Little Man - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 11:11am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 11:49am)
HardbodyPaul - I'm in heaven!
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 11:58am)
HardbodyPaul - Hey, I'm drinking coffee! How fitting.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00pm
HardbodyPaul - Know any new jokes, Clepsy?
Clepsydra - Q: How many VMS heads does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: All of them, and they will all scream at you in unison and tell you that the only lightbulb you can use is a 100-watt soft white but you can use any 100-watt soft white as long as it's manufactured by DEC. A: "Errr... Well, I've got a patch that I could apply to it, but if you can just wait till next year, it'll all be fixed when we upgrade to lightbulb version 6.1..."
HardbodyPaul - UGH!!!
binettifan - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 12:03pm)
binettifan - howdy
HardbodyPaul - Hi, BinettiFan.
HardbodyPaul - I was beginning to think that I was going to spend all day in here alone.
HardbodyPaul - So, you like Laura, eh? I agree, she's nice.
binettifan - what's up?
binettifan - she's awesome but underrated
HardbodyPaul - Not much today. The weather is superb here in Missouri though!
HardbodyPaul - Laura is genetically gifted, more than most of the fbbs.
HardbodyPaul - Such tiny joints!
HardbodyPaul - Where from, binettifan?
binettifan - not making the top 10 at Ms O 97 was a joke
Clepsydra - Q: How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a _long_ story about it...
HardbodyPaul - I forget what she placed.
binettifan - belgium and very sunny here
HardbodyPaul - Good one, Clepsy!
HardbodyPaul - Wow, we're a world away from one another. What city in Belgium?
HardbodyPaul - Do you ever come in here under a different name?
binettifan - tongeren
binettifan - first time ,just sign up
Clepsydra - Time for a change 12:09pm
HardbodyPaul - It's funny the way that we Americans don't state that we're from the USA, just rattle off our particular state. I guess that we assume that everybody knows all of the US states.
HardbodyPaul - You like Diana's place so far?
binettifan - on the other side it is 19:10pm
HardbodyPaul - I would like to visit Europe some day. But, I have a fear of not being able to speak the languages.
binettifan - yes
HardbodyPaul - I would hate being unable to communicate affectively.
HardbodyPaul - Your English is quiet good. What is your native language there?
HardbodyPaul - Oops, I meant, "your English is "quite" good".
binettifan - Dutch,french and german
HardbodyPaul - Now, MY English is falling apart.
binettifan - 3 languauges in Belgium
HardbodyPaul - Wow! Do you speak all three of those languages fully?
HardbodyPaul - That's got to be confusing, having three languages around.
HardbodyPaul - Are there many strong women in Belgium?
binettifan - yes,and english and slovakian
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
binettifan - Jaqueline Degennarro competed at jan tana last year
HardbodyPaul - You are making me feel uneducated. I need to learn another language. Probably Spanish, as I work in health care, and alot of my patients are strictly Spanish speaking.
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm, never heard of Jaqueline Degennarro. Is she pretty? How did she do in the Jan Tana?
HardbodyPaul - The Jan Tana is a fun contest. I attended the '96 one.
binettifan - can talk to Zuzana Korinkova
HardbodyPaul - Just tons of muscular women all around you there.
binettifan - in top 10 i think
HardbodyPaul - Now, I definetly know of Zuzana! She's a beauty!
HardbodyPaul - I must go now, binettifan. I've got things to do today. Take care.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 12:18pm)
binettifan - I saw her a month ago,she's getting bigger and bigger
binettifan - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 12:19pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
z - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 12:32pm)
z - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 12:32pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
binettifan - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 1:10pm)
binettifan - Is Andrulla coming today
joanneFan - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 1:14pm)
joanneFan - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 1:14pm)
joanneFan - Are you trying to ask Clepsy something? She's just a clock, man...
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 1:14pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
binettifan - hi joannefan
binettifan - NO asking Z but too late
joanneFan - I heard that Andrulla comes here monday or tuesday...
joanneFan - Sorry bf...
binettifan - fan of Joanne Lee???
joanneFan - No sir, JoanneK...
binettifan - K stands for ???
joanneFan - Her last name... You havent heard of her yet because I'm not finished with her gallery yet. She's my babe...
joanneFan - Hey bf, did I lose ya?
cypu - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 1:25pm)
cypu - Hi there
joanneFan - Hi cpyu!
cypu - joannefan: So you are working on a gallery of Joanne K ?
joanneFan - cpyu, where are you at?
cypu - Why do you wanna know ?
joanneFan - Yes, I think that everyone here might like to see who they are talking to..
joanneFan - The weather here in Chicago is spectacular. I was wondering how it was by you...
joanneFan - I should be outside right now...
cypu - Well, of course. I am in Harrisonburg, Virginia. The weather here is amazing
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
saxon - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 1:30pm)
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 1:30pm)
JoanneFan - Shit! cypu, this thing is giving me a hard time. I'm gonna go. TTYL...
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 1:31pm
saxon - hi all
saxon - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 1:33pm)
cypu - TTYL ?
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 1:34pm)
JoanneFan - Talk To You Later. Have a good one...
cypu - bye JF
JoanneFan - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 1:35pm)
cypu - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 1:36pm)
binettifan - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 1:37pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 2:16pm)
JoanneK - Well, I guess it's just you and I, Clepsy.
JoanneK - wisdom
Clepsydra - Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
JoanneK - Guess I'll go read the archives.
JoanneK - Hello, hello, hello.....Hello. A little three stooges humor there.
JoanneK - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 2:23pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
sub - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 2:36pm)
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 2:43pm)
JoanneK - Hi, sweet, sexy sub.
Little Man - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 2:43pm)
sub - greetings, Mighty Joanne
Little Man - Hi!
JoanneK - Hi, LM.
* sub blushes
JoanneK - sub, I just wanted to thank you so much for telling me where to find those html commands.
Little Man - Hi JK, Sub!
sub - hi LM
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
JoanneK - I see that HBP was squatted 7 times by some 5'8" 150 lb. chick. Come on! If she is that big, she should have been able to do more like I did with JF.
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 2:45pm
sub - it is my pleasure to serve You in any way, Beautiful Joanne
JoanneK - LM, I wrote you an e-mail.
sub - She is probably just not as powerful as You, Lovely Joanne
JoanneK - I'm learning something new everyday, sub.
Little Man - JK, I was just going to ask about that?
Crystal - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 2:46pm)
Little Man - Hey Crystal!
sub - i'm glad to hear that You are enjoying Yourself, Highness. greetings, Scintillating Crystal
JoanneK - sub, she can't be as powerful. That's why I say that short chicks are stronger and more powerful. Sure the tall chicks have nice legs to look at, but we strong girls look better when we develop muscle and are STRONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JoanneK - I mean "we short girls".
Crystal - Hi! I'm back.
JoanneK - Hi, Crystal.
Joanne - Nickname changed
sub - how have You been, Adorable Crystal? we've missed You here
Crystal - Hi, JK! I've never met you.
Joanne - I never met you either Crystal. But, I think I've seen you in the archives. Are you the one who has been called Cindy also?
Crystal - Long time, no see, sub.
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 2:49pm
Crystal - Correct, J.
Joanne - Everyone, JF says "hi".
Diana the Vallkyrie - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 2:51pm)
Diana the Vallkyrie - Hello, folks!
Crystal - Hi, D!
sub - Mighty Joanne, i agree with You about shorter Women getiing stronger more easily. i used to train a Woman who was about Your size and She was incredible
Joanne - Hi, oh powerful Diana.
Little Man - Hi lovely Diana!
Joanne - sub, you are a personal trainer?
sub - greetings, Beautiful Valkyrie
sub - i used to do some personal training in my spare time. not a lot
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 2:52pm
Diana the Vallkyrie - Hi, Joanne, LM, Crystal , sub
Joanne - Wow! I wish I could have you as my personal trainer, sub.
sub - ah, that would make me very happy, Lovely Joanne
Joanne - Crystal, are you a bodybuilder?
Joanne - I'm looking for a workout partner, sub. However, I would like to find a femal bodybuilder.
Crystal - I try.
Joanne - You try? What kind of lifts are you currently at?
Little Man - Gotta go folks. Have a plane to catch! See ya.........
Joanne - See ya, LM.
sub - Mighty Joanne, i would suggest that You find someone at about Your training level and not worry about gender
Little Man - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 2:55pm)
Andrulla - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 2:56pm)
Joanne - sub, I don't think men push women as hard. I told my personal trainer that I want to build muscle and I even showed him a picture of a fbb. He still had me doing 12 reps per set!
Joanne - Andrulla, I can't see you! Your color is too bright!
sub - greetings, Magnificent Andrulla
Diana the Vallkyrie - Hi, Andrulla
Andrulla - Good evening..
Joanne - Andrulla, you have to switch that color!
Andrulla - Gosh! Did I have to pick this color.
sub - depends on the man, Beautiful Joanne. some, like HBP, like to push
Joanne - Perhaps you like this color, but I can't read what you're writing and I've love to chat with you.
Andrulla - OK... Your right ..back in a mo.
Andrulla - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 2:58pm)
Joanne - Diana, you should not have that color. People can't see it.
Joanne - If you changed the background to black, perhaps we could see some of these other colors.
Joanne - sub, I have talked to other women who use personal trainers, and they constantly have to tell the guy to push them with the weights.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
Andrulla - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:00pm)
Joanne - Much better, Andrulla!
Andrulla - Ok.. Now thats more like it.
Joanne - I read your lastest message to me on your message board. Did you see my response?
Andrulla - Hey Diana.
Joanne - HardbodyPaul is going to be mad that he missed Andrulla!
Andrulla - Oh, well would you like to discuss it Joanne.
victim - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:01pm)
Andrulla - How much did you say you weigh?
sub - wb, Amazing Andrulla. i agree that the tendency is for men to think they have to 'take it easy' on Women. totally incorrect, of course, but that's the way we're raised
Andrulla - Hi Vic
Diana the Vallkyrie - OK, I changed the yellow and green a bit.
victim - hi, ladies, sub
Diana the Valkyrie - Nickname changed
Joanne - Sure, Andrulla. I'm confused as to why you say to do legs on the same day as chest and triceps?
sub - hi victim
Joanne - Thanks, Diana. Hi, Victim.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, victim
Joanne - sub, well that's plain stupid. After showing the picture to A.D., he should have realized I want to build some serious muscle.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hey, Andrulla, you should add tickling to your repertoire.
Andrulla - When you work your legs, Joanne, it doesn't tax your chest and tri's. Chest is so easy, your laying down! Tri's are pre-exhausted- therefore don't need much work.
sub - men are often very stupid, Lovely Joanne
Alexei - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:04pm)
sub - hi Alexei
Joanne - Andrulla, why do so many bodybuilders claim doing legs by themselves on one day is the way to go? I'm not saying you're wrong in this, I'm just trying to get un-confused.
Andrulla - I know Diana.. Im sure I'll have lots of clients.
Joanne - Hi, Alexei.
victim - hi, alex
JoanneK - Nickname changed
JoanneK - JF likes me better as JoanneK so he can refer to me as JK. Go figure...
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:06pm)
* Shy Guy crawls in through the window when the coast looks clear
sub - hi SG
Andrulla - I guess, to really concentrate on thrashing that bodypart. This is Ok. but if you are new to lifting, you may not be able to go that intense. So thats why I recommend twice per week.
victim - shy, hi
JoanneK - Hi, SG!!!
Andrulla - Hi Shy.
Shy Guy - Hi vic, sub, JK, erm, everyone
JoanneK - Andrulla, I'm not sure I told you this, but currently I work out 3 times per week working each bodypart once per week. I do about 4 different exercises for each part.
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 3:07pm
Sherry Volante - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:07pm)
Andrulla - Hi Sherry.
JoanneK - Hi, Sherry.
Shy Guy - Hi Sherry, getting crowded in here!
victim - hello, sherry...wow...pretty crowded
sub - greetings, Spectacular Sherry
* Shy Guy elbows himself a little more room
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Sherry, welcome to the chat room!
Sherry Volante - Hi, I was just in the neighborhood checking out my message board and I thought I would drop in to say hello,
Andrulla - Joanne, Im just giving you my opinion, plus what I have found worked for me. You got to do, what you feel works best.
* Diana the Valkyrie elbows shy guy right back
* Shy Guy thinks better than to try getting competitive with a Valkyrie
JoanneK - Andrulla, that's the problem.....I don't know what works best. I have been skipping a lot of workouts. I'm willing to try your suggestions and see how it goes. At least until school starts at the end of August. Then, I'm back to three times per week.
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 3:10pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Sherry also has a Message Board here, and a Gallery
Sherry Volante - I'm sorry I can't stay to chat but I did want to say HI. I just finished a killer workout and I need to clean up and get some paperwork done. I will come back sometime soon and visit for a while. It looks like a great place to hang out. Bye for now.
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 3:11pm
JoanneK - Bye, Sherry! Come back soon.
Sherry Volante - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:11pm)
Andrulla - Go for it Joanne.. It will work. I promise.
sub - farewell, Beautiful Sherry
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Sherry
JoanneK - Andrulla, you said you used the routine you suggested to me for 5-6 years of your training. That is why I feel a need to try it. What is your current routine?
Andrulla - Diana. Is Sherry a BB?
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:12pm)
sub - hi JF
Cindy - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:13pm)
Shy Guy - Hi JF
* JoanneFan is happy JK finally talks to Andrulla, live
JoanneK - Cindy, is that you Crystal?
Diana the Valkyrie - Sherry is April, or rather April was Sherry
Diana the Valkyrie - More fitness than BB
sub - wb, Lovely Cindy
JoanneFan - Hi SG, everyone...
Shy Guy - Hi Cindy
binettifan - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:14pm)
Andrulla - Hi Joanne fan.. So what is your name?
Cindy - Sorry. ICQ was toying with me, it seems.
JoanneK - hi, binnetifan
binettifan - howdy
victim - hi, jf, binetti...brb
Shy Guy - Diana, you are going to have to build an extension here soon!
Diana the Valkyrie - Buildy?
sub - hi bfan
Shy Guy - Hi Binettifan
PJay - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:14pm)
JoanneFan - JF are my initials, Andrulla...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
Andrulla - hi PJay
JoanneK - Hi, PJay.
sub - hi PJ
JoanneK - Andrulla, did you see my question?
JoanneFan - James might be it...
binettifan - Hi DV
* Shy Guy hangs a sign around his neck saying 'Hi All'
Andrulla - Don't you mean add another room SG?
Andrulla - Yes. I answered it. Joanne
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, binettifan - are you Buildy?
* JoanneK rips sign off of SG and rips it to shreads with little effort.
Shy Guy - Maybe a kitchen Andrulla?
binettifan - whois buildy??
* Shy Guy gazes in awe at Joanne in action
JoanneK - No, you didn't, Andrulla. I said that since you did the routine you suggest to me for 5-6 years of your training, I will try it. Then, I asked what is your current routine?
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, there's going to come a point where I have to have two chat rooms.
Andrulla - Good idea SG. Big fridge stuffed with grub!
merc - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:17pm)
Cindy - What happened to Scoob?
JoanneK - Diana, two chat rooms? I think it is just crowded today because everyone sees Andrulla is here.
PJay - Hi, Arulla. Just wanted you to know i liked the article & pics in Flex. Beat the tits & arse swimsuiters
* Shy Guy hands his shredded sign to merc
sub - hi merc. Scooby's on a camping trip this weekend, Lovely Cindy
Andrulla - Oh.. My current routine. Is a new one. I have just gone through one cycle with it. I will have to peek in my training-log. I
binettifan - Laura Binetti is the best and very underrated by the judges
merc - first time e-mailer in this chat room
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 3:18pm
Cindy - Where, sub?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, merc and welcome
Andrulla - Pjay, is it the USA version o flex?
JoanneK - Andrulla, do you know of any GOOD personal trainers in the Chicago, Illinois area?
JoanneK - Hi, merc. Welcome to Diana's awesome chat room!
sub - just somewhere around St Louis, i think, Beautiful Cindy
* Shy Guy looks around to see if JF has been kicked out yet
PJay - Why can't they have real women in Flex instead of the t's & r's ?
Andrulla - Diana, your going to need to put a bouncer on the door. Getting choca in here.
JoanneFan - tee hee SG, not yet, man...
Andrulla - No sorry Joanne. I don't know anyone in that area.
Shy Guy - JF, as it's so crowded, your ISP obviously can't spot you to pull the plug!
PJay - British Flex, I assume Andrulla
Cindy - It seems everyone gravitates to MO these days.
Andrulla - Hi Merc.
Shy Guy - Yes Dianna, let's have a 'cute' bouncer!
Diana the Valkyrie - I already have a bouncer on the door, she limits the number in here to 20
JoanneK - Oh, okay, Andrulla. I am trying to find a female body builder to workout with because men, I do not think, push hard enough.
JoanneFan - "MO", Cindy?
Cindy - HBP's state.
Andrulla - Ok Pjay. I'll look out for it.
JoanneK - Missouri, yuck! I'd rather gravitate to Tennessee!
PJay - Ouch, JoanneK - You're probably right !!
JoanneFan - So far my camelflage is working, SG.. I spelled that wrong didn't I?
Cindy - Yup.
binettifan - diane :how are you?
sub - but nobody can see your camel, JF
* Diana the Valkyrie looks around for someone called "Diane"
Shy Guy - No JF, you spelled 'that' correctly, just struggled with camoflage, which I can't spell anyway
JoanneFan - Shit, go ahead rub it in, sub....
JoanneK - Diana, JF used to call me "Diane" when we were first dating.
PJay - Nite (or day) all - keep pumping you gals !!
Shy Guy - Now THAT'S a spelling mistake JK!
binettifan - oeps
JoanneK - Andrulla, what is your opinion on creatine?
Andrulla - Joanne. it don't matter what gender your partner is.. You got to push girl!
Shy Guy - G'night PJ
JoanneFan - Shit! She's gonna bring that up , again..
sub - cya PJ
PJay - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:26pm)
JoanneFan - Was ther any question concerning my gender, Andrulla?
JoanneK - Andrulla, well I still think women know what is best for women. I had to show my personal trainer a picture of a fbb so he would understand what my goals are. He still have me doing 12 reps per set with a lighter weight than I thought was relative to my capabilties.
Clepsydra - Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco? A: Both of them.
sub - they were talking about workout partners, JF
Andrulla - Oh no JF. Talking about a workout partner for Joanne.
Cindy - What is the status of DOM, sub?
JoanneFan - Shit! I'm getting used to feeling like a dummy here...
JoanneK - sub, you mean talking about workout partners for JK - not JF!
Andrulla - stuff your PT. Joanne. Why waste $$.. You could spend on Protein powder instead..
binettifan - judgingcriteria sux lately at female bodybuilding contest
sub - i haven't heard from Dom in about three weeks, Beautiful Cindy
binettifan - DianA:how are you??
Andrulla - Binettifan.. I guess your not my fan also then.
JoanneK - Andrulla, I already stuffed the PT. However, I think I need to work with one at this new gym I am going to so I know all the different machines. I am only going to work with him or her for a couple of sessions.
Diana the Valkyrie - Dom finally realised there were six feet in two of his pentameters, I expect that was the problem.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
Shy Guy - How could anyone not be an Andrulla Fan?
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine thank you, BF, and welcome to the chat room
JoanneFan - Ask JK, SG...
Andrulla - Well if you are ever comming to England. I'd be more than happy to show you.
binettifan - Thanx and whois buildy?
Cindy - I don't believe that for a minute.
Clepsydra - 3:31pm
JoanneFan - Oh, I have to hang this up, man....
Shy Guy - Erm, JK, how could anyone no tbe an Andrulla Fan? (Why do I feel set up here?)
Diana the Valkyrie - Buildy is another ardent fan of Binetti
JoanneFan - Sorry, Andrulla....
JoanneK - SG, JF screwed up. You'd have to be stupid not to be an Andrulla fan! She's short like me, that's why I like her!
JoanneFan - I set myself up, SG.... I'm the dummy here....
victim - Iīm back. Hi, all
Shy Guy - Hey, you mean I'm NOT the dumbest person in the room?
sub - wb vic
JoanneFan - Any competitors?
Shy Guy - wb vic
Cindy - Hi, Vic!
JoanneK - I just thought of another question, Andrulla. You said to do abs twice per week? Is that really okay for me? I was doing them every other day.
JoanneFan - You don't stand a chance against me, SG!
binettifan - andrulla:I have respect for all female bodybuilders,so I am also a fan of you but Laura Binetti is number one
Andrulla - Abs are a muscle group, ... treat em like the rest. Everyday is super-overtraining them..
Diana the Valkyrie - wb v
Shy Guy - Oh yeah, I'm so dumb I even forgot my own name once!
binettifan - buildy from Belgium???
JoanneK - BF, it's hard to decide who is #1. I think Andrulla, Zuzana, and Laura Bass are great!
Andrulla - OK BT... thats allowed.
victim - hello, d
JoanneK - Andrulla, HardbodyPaul is the one who said to do them everyday. He thought that since you are a pro-bodybuilder, you don't need to train them everyday.
JoanneFan - I like Zuzana, only because she looks so much like JK...
Diana the Valkyrie - That's the one, Buildy from Belgium. You know him, I guess.
Andrulla - Joanne. Everybody has different favourites. Thats Ok. I myself admire BBs with good shape. Not just mass freaks.
JoanneFan - The profile is hard to distinguish the two apart.
binettifan - yes,we exchange pix and vids
Cindy - Speaking of Belgium, has anyone heard from Peep lately?
JoanneK - JF, yes, it's the profile that looks alike on Zuzana and I. I sure as hell don't have her bod!
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, peep was here a day or two ago
sub - Peep was in here a few days ago. said he's been busy
JoanneK - Andrulla, what do you think of creatine? Is that a required supplement?
Diana the Valkyrie - Buildy doesn't have a membership to the web site, he'd be delighted if you sent him all the Binetti's from here
Clepsydra - Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 60,000 dead and 300,000 injured. A: None: Ceaucescu restricted them to use only one 40 watt bulb per family to save electricity. A: How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?
victim - hey, is scoob back from camping yet?
JoanneFan - I can picture it in the not so distant future, though, beautiful JK!
JoanneK - sub, we're all busy....However, we'd rather sit in this chat room than do the things we need to do. Like cleaning the house, JF!
Cindy - I like his wit. Almost like Raging.
binettifan - already done
Andrulla - Joanne. Decide on a schedule- stick with it.. don't keep changing it ..you need to work at something for about 6 weeks or so.
JoanneFan - Did I sound like sub that time or what? Sorry, sub...
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 3:38pm
Shy Guy - Oh yes, house cleaning....
JoanneK - Andrulla, I think I am going to try your workout routine and see how it goes. If it seems to work, how long should I stick with it?
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, and there's also some Binetti's if you comb through the Ms O stuff
sub - np, JF.
Shy Guy - Gotta go, the parents are due to visit soon, and they think I live like a normal person!
Andrulla - I personally get nothing from Creatine.. I eat so much meat though.
Shy Guy - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 3:39pm)
sub - cya SG
binettifan - I know I am a fan got everything
JoanneK - Andrulla, do you eat regular steak or are you talking turkey, chicken, and fish?
Andrulla - Beef.. orgainically bred
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, BF, look at my Binetti Gallery, do you have stuff I don't have there? If so, I'd be happy for you to send them to me.
binettifan - andrulla:What do you think of Laura Binetti??curious to hear from a pro fbb
JoanneK - Andrulla, organically bred? That's pretty expensive to get in the United States!
binettifan - Diana ten times more
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 3:41pm
Andrulla - I have met LB. She is nice and easy going to chat to.
binettifan - got lot of vidcaps of her video
Andrulla - I get it from a farm in the countryside. Its a couple quid more than regular beef.
JoanneK - Andrulla, how long should I stick with your suggested routine before I switch to something else?
Andrulla - Do it for as long as it is working.. Joanne
binettifan - yea,I also met her at European classic'96
Andrulla - So you went to Prague BF
binettifan - yes,especially to meet Laura Binetti
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
Andrulla - Im going to have to log off soon.. My boyfriend is begining to get real jealous of my PC.
JoanneK - Andrulla, I understand completely!
JoanneK - Andrulla, where are you going to be next? I'd like to meet you in person.
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh? He wants one as well, does he?
JoanneFan - Hey! you're not talking about me, I hope...
JoanneK - JF, you always say, "Geeking out on me again?" when I'm on the computer.
Andrulla - Im trying to make it to NYC Mid April.. Having problems though.. My friends that were comming with me, can't make it.
binettifan - no,he wants that pc girlfriend
JoanneK - Andrulla, any plans to be in Chicago sometime?
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 3:47pm
Cindy - Hmmmmm....
Andrulla - He threatened to change into a PC.. So that I would play with him as I do with my PC.
sub - There is providence even in the fall of a sparrow
binettifan - andrulla:what's your next contest??
victim - hmmm..., cindy?
Cindy - Correct you are, sub.
Andrulla - Prague-- October---1998 Ms.O...
JoanneK - Andrulla, LOL!
binettifan - I am also going
JoanneFan - Hey, Diana... Have any plans to get Zuzana K on this chat? Her and JK could be sisters. The resemblance is uncanny.....
Andrulla - So you gonna come to Prague and shout for me BF?
Diana the Valkyrie - I've not noticed Zuzanna on the internet, does she have a computer?
Andrulla - I heard that Zuzana is injured and doesn't train anymore. Jitka told me.
binettifan - sure,I have big mouth
Diana the Valkyrie - Andrulla, I'm hoping to organise a whole bunch of people from the web site to holler for you in Prague
JoanneFan - Unknown. You would know more about that, mighty Diana.....
Diana the Valkyrie - I heard Zuz was going fitness, I forget where I heard it, it might be just gossip
JoanneK - Andrulla, Zuzanna is injured???? Who is Jitka?
Andrulla - Great Diana. Hopefully they don't ignore me. Maybe I'll stand on stilts!
JoanneK - Andrulla, we need to have a Ms. Olympia in Chicago instead of all this fitness crap!
Andrulla - Jitka Harazimova.. Placed 6th at the Ms.O... Picture on my Ms.O page.
binettifan - andrulla :I hope you won't do the same thing as Laura Binetti
victim - diana, have you seen scooby yet?
Andrulla - The Ms.O was in Chicago in 96. What do you mean BF?
JoanneK - Andrulla, how do you feel about steroid use?
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby's sniffing around some forest somewhere
binettifan - take more then ayear off
Cindy - He's just marking his territory...
JoanneFan - Boy, if I did that, JK wouldn't call it marking territory!
Andrulla - Its up to the individual. Its a personal matter. Im not judgemental on the subject. Prefer not to discuss it publicly. Im not an expert on it anyway. Just read a few books.
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm against any use of illegal drugs
Diana the Valkyrie - And some of those things, you have to be totally crazy to use
Andrulla - It can be a good thing to take time off. Your body is not a machine.. BF
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 3:58pm
JoanneFan - You really slid out of that one elequently, Andrulla
JoanneK - Andrulla, I assume that many BIG female bodybuilders do it.
binettifan - andrulla:I'll meet you in prague look for a2m03 long dude with long hair maybe with corpsepaint hahahahahaha
Andrulla - what is corpsepaint?
JoanneFan - bf, what the hell was that shit??????
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Are you a goth?
binettifan - I am playing in band and we use corpsepaint (white face and black eyes and mouth)
JoanneK - Andrulla, what is your response to statistics saying only 1% of the female population can get as big as you naturally?
Andrulla - Oh, no. He wants to smash my PC.. Im gonna have to go. Been great chatting to you Joanne. Train hard.
Cindy - Thunderstorm is calling me.... CYABYE!
Diana the Valkyrie - Sounds like good news to me, JK
Diana the Valkyrie - Means Andrullla has less competition
binettifan - gotta go see you in prague with Ms O crown
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Andrulla
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, BF
Andrulla - Im useless at maths Joanne. not sure about what %.
sub - farewell, Lovely Cindy
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Cindy
Cindy - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:02pm)
Andrulla - bye all.
Andrulla - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:02pm)
sub - farewell, Awssome Andrulla
victim - bye, cindy, andrulla
JoanneK - Bye, Andrulla!
binettifan - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:03pm)
JoanneK - That was cool! I am so excited that I got to speak with Andrulla live!
Diana the Valkyrie - Valkyrie magic
JoanneK - Diana, I'm glad you changed the yellow. I couldn't even read Andrulla when she first logged on.
JoanneK - Diana, why did Andrulla decide to come by today? She's on Tuesdays, right?
JoanneFan - Andrulla, you shouldn't have ducked the steriod issue.... It really makes me think that you are on them. A normal respons I would think. I'm dissappointed.....
Diana the Valkyrie - Correct. I guess she felt like having some fun.
Diana the Valkyrie - Andrulla isn't on steroids
JoanneFan - If JK ever does that shit I would certainly divorse her.....
JoanneFan - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:08pm)
JoanneK - Diana, do you think Andrulla ever did steroids?'
JoanneK - Diana, do you think Andrulla ever did steroids?
pepitup - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:09pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know. Remember some drugs that are illegal now, weren't illegal in the past.
sub - hi pep
JoanneK - Diana, I am against any steroid use and would never do it just to become big.
Diana the Valkyrie - You can't blame someone for taking something that wasn't illegal when they took it.
pepitup - Anybody got any armwrestling stories they could tell?
JoanneK - Diana, I'm sure there are still some bodybuilders still taking them.
victim - hi, pepitup
JoanneK - pep, I have one I could tell!
pepitup - Let's hear it please
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe, JK, I don't know. I do know that three competitors at the Ms I were disqualified for drug abuse
JoanneK - Well, my friend Lauren was over one day....she's much bigger than I am and she thinks she is automatically stronger.
JoanneK - Diana, so they test for the steroids now?
JoanneK - I had on a tank top showing off my biceps. I asked her if she wanted to arm wrestle. She said, "Sure" and proceeded to flex her measly bicep.
Diana the Valkyrie - It was for diuretics they got disqualified
JoanneK - However, I thought she may be stronger than me since she has a physical job.
JoanneK - Anyway, we placed both arms on the dining room table while JF was watching.
JoanneK - DV, they got disqualified for diuretcs???? So, I suppose steroid use would also disqualify them as well?
Diana the Valkyrie - JK, yes for sure!!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
JoanneK - So, that makes me think that many of these women competing today are not doing them? What do you think?
JoanneK - JF just made a good point. These women could do steroids for 11 months, stop for a month, get tested, and enter the contest.
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know, JK, it's a subject that most BBs don't like discussing. And it's hard to know who to believe on this, unless you give them a major grilling.
JoanneK - Diana, it's understandable that they don't like discussing it. However, most of the men I have discussed this with tell me you'd have to be stupid to think they didn't do 'roids.
pepitup - JK, please continue with the armwresting story
JoanneK - So, we grasped hands and Lauren had a very loose grip. I assume this was because she thought I would be an easy opponent.
JoanneK - I counted 1-2-3 and the match began. She said, "Holy shit!" when we began the match. Obviously, I was much stronger than she anticipated.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, colour me stupid.
Diana the Valkyrie - I think that there's a lot of folk think it isn't worth wrecking their health to win BB contests
JoanneK - Diana, I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm just telling you what I have heard from people regarding fbb's. I don't even know what I believe anymore. Although it is very difficult for a woman to get BIG like some of the women we see without some assistance.
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:24pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - It's very difficult to make a web site like mine without a big team of staff. That doesn't prove that I have ten men under me, though
JoanneK - I felt like the match only took a couple of seconds before I had Lauren's arm down. She wouldn't even let me slam her arm down. She pulled her arm away before I could.
Ghost - hello everyone hello Mighty Diana
Cypu - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:25pm)
JoanneK - It was a very easy match for me even though Lauren is 5'6" and 150 lbs and I am 5'1" and 125 lbs.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Mike. Mike, when does Summer Time start in the USA?
JoanneK - Hi, Ghost and Cypu.
pepitup - JK, has na woman ever beaten you?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Cypu
JoanneK - Pep, nope.
JoanneK - After the match, Lauren said, "I can't believe how strong you are! " I had her completely in awe.
pepitup - How about you Diana?
Ghost - June
JoanneK - Pep, I haven't arm wrestled anyone who works out with weights though.
Ghost - June 20 Mighty Diana
JoanneK - pep, your color is kind of bright. Can you change it?
Diana the Valkyrie - I only do it with men
pepitup - Baby's crying, nap over, see you all soon
Diana the Valkyrie - June 20? Surely that can't be right? Do you have a diary you can look it up in?
JoanneK - See ya, pep.
Ghost2 - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:29pm)
JoanneK - Diana, June 20 is the first official day of summer in the USA. However, the weather is usually warmer before then. In fact, it is in the 70's today in Chicago.
Ghost2 - June 29 I check the calander
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
pepitup - logoff
Diana the Valkyrie - I mean, when do the clocks go forward one hour, daylight saving time
Clepsydra - Q: How many African Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles. A: Four hundred to march on the power company and threaten to burn it down if they don't hire some African Americans to do it.
JoanneK - June 29th? No, Ghost , it is June 20 or 21.
Ghost2 - thats 20 sorry
JoanneK - Diana, it is the fist week in April that we turn them forward.
Ghost2 - Aperil
JoanneK - What the hell....Ghost?
sub - hi G2
Ghost2 - long daySORRY
JoanneK - I believe it is next Saturday that we need to turn them forward. You do that in England as well, no?
Diana the Valkyrie - We did it yesterday, that's the problem.
JoanneK - SUB, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE!
Ghost2 - Hi Sub Happy Happy Bday Sub
JoanneK - So, you are now 7 hours ahead of us?
Clepsydra - Time for tea 4:32pm
sub - just afk, Mighty Joanne. thanks Mike
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know, that depends on how many hours you are behind us.
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 4:33pm
Diana the Valkyrie - It's 10:30 here
Ghost2 - 6 as of now
Ghost2 - most the time 5 hrs behind
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 4:33pm
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm trying to work out the chat room times, you see
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 4:34pm
Ghost2 - NP mighty Diana Just answering Joanne question
JoanneK - I am in Central Time, it is 3:40 p.m. now.
Ghost2 - eastern times what Clepsys on
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 4:35pm
Diana the Valkyrie - If the world weren't round, we wouldn't have this problem.
JKFan - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:36pm)
David Sullivan - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:36pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Clepsy is in Washington, you see
Ghost2 - lol Who said it was round ?
JoanneK - Diana, why can't we all be on the same time anyway? And why do we have to change the time?
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 4:36pm
sub - wb JF. hi David
JKFan - DS, you want to add your home address and phone, man?
Ghost2 - thats what people voted for ,thats why
Diana the Valkyrie - JK, you can set your clock to 10:36 if you want.
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 4:37pm
David Sullivan - If we didn't change the time Clepsy wouldn't have anything to do.
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 4:37pm
JoanneK - Well, I think it's stupid. We should all be on the same time.
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 4:37pm
JKFan - Hi sub, Diana, and everyone!
David Sullivan - Just click on my E-mail.
JoanneK - David, she would still tell us the time.
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 4:38pm
David Sullivan - True true. But look how bored she would be!
JKFan - sorry DS, just not used to seeing first and lasts on chat...
JoanneK - David, she already is bored.
JoanneK - Victim, you still here, honey?
David Sullivan - JKFan. No problem.
JKFan - "honey"?
victim - yes, joanne. writing something for scooby.
JoanneK - Yes, JF, honey! You got a problem with that?
sub - hey David, thanks for the Sandi Stone stories. looking forward to more
Diana the Valkyrie - Just a derogatory endearment, JKF
* JoanneK tickling Victim until he's out of control.
JKFan - NOOOOO, not be babe.... don't hurt me...
Diana the Valkyrie - sub is a big big Sandi fan
* Diana the Valkyrie wonders if victim needs rescueing
* JoanneK taking JF in a head lock!
* victim canīt concentrate on writing anymore and rolls helpless on the floor
JKFan - What do you think about that one sub? I'm just a novice.
sub - not bad for a beginner, JF.
* JKFan waits on the floor hopefull
David Sullivan - Thanks Sub. Next one is almost ready after a very bad "spell" of writers block.
sub - you should always say 'please', though
JKFan - Thanks sub!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - sub offers grovelling lessons at a very small fee
* JoanneK straddles JKF and squeezes his sides between her thighs,.
sub - lucky JF
JKFan - No, i don't want to get JK too aroused. She get's stronger then....
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
* victim is not anymore tickled, but canīt concentrate either, looking at joanne and her fan
JoanneK - JF, yes my grip gets stronger!
JKFan - Owwww, ohhhh, shit! you've created a monstster here, sub.... Ow, shit!
* JoanneK picks up JF with one arm and pumps him for about 10 reps.
sub - David, your stories are what first brought me to Diana's site. i had never read anything quite like them before
* JKFan moans in ecstasy.....
* JoanneK lowers JF down and craddles him like a baby in these massive arms....
sub - that 'Monster' is creating Herself, JF
David Sullivan - They are a bit extreme, Sub. But, so is she.
* victim takes his hat and goes round, collecting money for the show...
JKFan - /me was spent minutes ago...
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 4:48pm
JKFan - That didn't work, did it/
* JoanneK proceeds to put JF over her shoulder and carry him upstairs.....
DOM - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:49pm)
JoanneK - Oh, Sub, here's Dom!
JKFan - There she is, sub!
victim - so much for your blood pressure, sub...lol
Ghost2 - FUCK DOM
sub - greetings, Glorious DOM
JoanneK - No thanks, Ghost!
victim - lol, joanne. hi, dom
Ghost2 - me neather Joanne
JoanneK - Hi, Dominatrix.
JKFan - Hey Ghost, good to see ya, man....
sub - how may i serve You, Magnificent DOM?
Ghost2 - HI JF
JoanneK - Calm down, sexy sub!
JKFan - I'll just have to sit back and watch this....
DOM - Just kidding... It's me.... Crystal. Hi, Mike.
JoanneK - Ahhhh, Crystal....you just shattered sub.
Ghost2 - That wasent nice Crysta How you been
victim - hi, crystal. hey, sub, need a revive?
sub - how may i serve You, then, Scintillating Crystal?
JKFan - Dianna warned against shit like this. Hi Crystal!
JoanneK - Yeah, Diana says you shouldn't imitate one of the regulars. Although Dom really isn't a regular.
Ghost2 - Well now you all know how i feel about that Dom person
DOM - sub can handle it.
JKFan - Same, man...
Ghost2 - Sorry Chrystal didnt know it was you no ofence .Its good to see you
Diana the Valkyrie - Is Dom going to give sub a task?
sub - i consider myself fortunate if Crystal chooses to play with me
Ghost2 - wrong color too
DOM - I never imitate a regular ~!
JKFan - Oh, no anything but the wrong color, JK will be absolutely pissed!
Ghost2 - Thats Doms color when he/she comes in here
JoanneK - Fuck you, JF.
DOM - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:57pm)
JKFan - I was counting on it, Jk!
Crystal - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 4:57pm)
JoanneK - you need to be good before you get that, JF.
Ghost2 - wow you know what Sub you thinking what im thinking
Crystal - Back in BLACK!
* JoanneK rolls 38
Ghost2 - Hi Chrystal
sub - i don't know what you're thinking, Mike
victim - wb, crystal
JKFan - No, I think that i need to be bad! Not as bad as you, of course...
* JoanneK spanks JF.
Crystal - You always spell my name wrong, M!
sub - lucky JF
* JKFan Really enjoyed that...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Ghost2 - Sorry Crystal
* JoanneK slaps JF even harder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
victim - role-playing, joanne fan?
Ghost2 - my mistake
JoanneK - You got it, victim.
Crystal - Accepted.
* JKFan cooooo's even harder...
sub - lucky, bruised JF
Ghost2 - thankyou
* JoanneK picks JF up onto her shoulders and squats him until he cries for her to stop...
JKFan - sub, that stuff is for you, man. I just want to be squated again.....
sub - lucky bruised and squatted JF
JKFan - I can't believe you beat me to that one, JK!!!!!!
JoanneK - Oh, so you enjoyed the squatting, JF? Why don't you tell everyone how it made you feel?
Crystal - If we try hard enough HBP will access.
JKFan - JK, you certainly know me well!
Ghost2 - o christ
JoanneK - Why do we want Paul here? He's nobody. Hee hee! I'm kidding.
JKFan - 15 times? I don't think that I need to say more, JK....
Clepsydra - 5:04pm
JoanneK - I squatted JKFan for 15 reps!
JoanneK - 15 times!
Clepsydra - Time for tea 5:04pm
JKFan - SHIT!!!!!!
Crystal - We love Paul! Paul=Cat Scoob=Dawg
Ghost2 - HBP is the one you want to talk to about that
Alexei - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:05pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Alexei
sub - wb Alexei
JoanneK - I guess Paul's are lovable. Just like Paul McCartney.
JKFan - Yah he's alright, Crystal
Alexei - Hi Diana
David Sullivan - Greetings Alexi
Ghost2 - Hi alexei
Alexei - And Hi room
JoanneK - Ghost, I already talked to him about it. He told me he was so excited he couldn't even think straight.
Alexei - Can you squat me also JoanneK?
Ghost2 - sounds about right
Crystal - Greetings, Alexei! How's Norway?
JoanneK - How much do you weigh Alexei?
JKFan - Sounds like the story of my relationship with JK.....
Alexei - The spring is coming, Crystal
victim - hi, alexei
Alexei - About 75kg
Alexei - Should be about 165lbs.
JoanneK - Alexei, I could squat you easily.
JoanneK - I could probably squat TomNine for at least a rep or two.
Crystal - Hmmmmm...
victim - joanne is in a playful mood today...
Alexei - Oh, when can we do it?
JoanneK - Crystal, what this hmmmmmmm supposed to mean?
JoanneK - Alexei, you live too far away? How could we possibly do it?
JKFan - I'll say, vic...
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:10pm)
sub - hi Tom
Alexei - If I swim across the atlantic tomorrow then we can do it...
JKFan - Crystal, JK squated me 15 times and I weigh 160!
Clepsydra - Time for tea 5:11pm
JoanneK - Alexi, start swimming!
TomNine - Hi sub. all.
Ghost2 - Hi Tom
JKFan - I'll great you when you get here.
JoanneK - I can't believe other women won't try squatting a man. It's not that hard.
TomNine - Joanne, have I become some sort of squatting standard!
JKFan - Well, you were sure grunting alot, JK....
JoanneK - TN, yes, you are a squatting standard. You weight 250, right?
JoanneK - JKFan, well you enjoyed the grunting!
victim - heya, t9
JKFan - No, not meeee.
TomNine - More like 220, but thanks for the thought. :-)
JoanneK - I was exaling as I squatted you. You have to exhale when you lift.
JoanneK - So, TN, I probably could squat you for at least 1 or 2 reps if I did 160 at 15 reps.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
* JoanneK crushes clepsy in the palm of my hand.
victim - time
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 5:16pm
victim - well, joanne....
JoanneK - It's easy...all you need is love, all you need is love, all you need is love, love is all you need...
Alexei - Are you very strong JoanneK, How much do you bench-press?
JoanneK - Strong enough to bench press you, Alexei.
TomNine - It's not too hard to squat a person, unless he insists on sitting on your shoulders like HBP.
Alexei - Oh, I would love that
JoanneK - TN, JKFan sat on my shoulders.
Crystal AKA Cindy - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:18pm)
David Sullivan - I would love seeing pictures of that!
victim - wb, cac
JoanneK - David, we plan to put pictures of the JF/JK squat on my gallery.
sub - wb, Lovely Crystal
TomNine - I'd assumed JF was in a fireman's carry. This is even more impressive!
Alexei - It is one of my dreams to be bench-pressed by a strong woman
JKFan - Dream, TN
Crystal AKA Cindy - Lightening just hit the house... now it's hail. Sorry.
David Sullivan - JoanneK.. Please do! We need more pictures of women working out with heavy weights.
JoanneK - Alexei, I have to learn the techniques of bench pressing a man and lifting a man over my head. I know there is some technique to it.
JoanneK - TN, I thought you knew I squatted JF on my shoulders.
JoanneK - CAC, lightening hit the house? Is everything okay?
Clepsydra - Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it. (Notes: Topical to French farmers setting fire to imported British sheep.)
victim - joanne could you please squat ON clepsy?
Crystal AKA Cindy - I just have to set the digitals. I'm fine.
* JoanneK tears of Clepsy's "cl*ck" hands...
Alexei - JoanneK, is it pictures of you somewhere on the web?
David Sullivan - CAC. That's good news.
* JoanneK picks up Clepsy and puts her on my shoulders...then squats her until she can't tell the t*me anymore.
JoanneK - Alexei, no there are not any pics of me yet. JKFan plans to do a gallery of me within the next 6 months. We need a scanner.
Crystal AKA Cindy - I know you, don't I, David?
Alexei - Ok, I look forward to it
David Sullivan - Ditto!
David Sullivan - CAC I don't know. Where are you located?
JKFan - You people don't have any idea what you're in for.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:26pm)
Crystal AKA Cindy - Did we talk of chess earlier?
JoanneK - Crystal, do you work out?
Alexei - What do you mean JKFan?
David Sullivan - CAC. Not me, sorry. I haven't played chess in 20 years.
JKFan - You'll see...
sub - folks, i have to go. farewell, Beautiful Crystal, Mighty Joanne, Lovely Diana. cya guys
sub - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:28pm)
Ghost2 - later sub
Alexei - Bye sub
* JoanneK reaches over and gives victim the old tickle torture.
JoanneK - See ya, submeister.
Crystal AKA Cindy - Must be a different "David"....And, to answer your Q, Jo, Yes.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
victim - she...HAHAHHA....really...heheh is in her playful mood, jf.
JKFan - /me time to make dinner, bye all...
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 5:30pm
JoanneK - Crystal, how heavy do you lift? Just curious. I always like talking with a fellow female lifter.
Ghost2 - later jf
victim - bye, jf. well educated, joanne
Alexei - Bye JKFan
Crystal AKA Cindy - Curls?
JoanneK - Crystal, how many reps/sets do you do in curls?
JKFan - You know it will high in protien. Gotta keep up JK's strength.... See ya's
JoanneK - I mean bicep curls.
JKFan - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:32pm)
Vincent - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:32pm)
Vincent - hello all
JoanneK - Hi, Vicent.
Crystal AKA Cindy - Hi, V!
David Sullivan - Hi Vincent.
Ghost2 - Hi Vincent
Vincent - hi Joanna
Alexei - Hello Vincent
JoanneK - I'll just call you Vince and you call me Jo, okay?
victim - hi, vince
Vincent - sure Jo
Crystal AKA Cindy - 20R/3S.... on a good day. 150 on biceps.
Ghost2 - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:35pm)
JoanneK - Oh, I wanted to tell you guys (victim)....you should see the movie GI Jane.
JoanneK - 150 lbs. of what? 20 reps?
David Sullivan - CAC Send pictures quick!
victim - why, jo?
Vincent - thats a massive weight to curl crystal
Crystal AKA Cindy - I have a home gym. It's called a MARCY.
victim - oh, may i call you jo, too?
JoanneK - victim, you will see Demi More doing one-armed pushups, pushups using two chairs, hanging sit-ups and she kicks her commanding officer's ass. She also tells him, "Suck my dick!"
JoanneK - Crystal, it's very difficult to curl 150 lbs.
Crystal AKA Cindy - Demi is worthless!
JoanneK - Crystal, yeah, but these guys would love to see what she does in G.I. Jane.
Crystal AKA Cindy - I can do it twice!
JoanneK - Especially Scooby.
victim - jo, would be more funny if she kicked his dick and told him to suck her ass....LOL
JoanneK - You can curl 150 lbs. twice? What else do you do? What is this 20 reps you were talking about? On what bodypart do you do 20 reps and how much weight?
Vincent - weird way to train !!!
Alexei. - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:42pm)
JoanneK - Vince, what is a weird way to train?
Alexei. - I fell out, but now I'm back
Crystal AKA Cindy - wb, A!
Vincent - just two reps - I know bodybuilders who do just 6 but 2 ...
David Sullivan - Vincent. They are called supersets. Sometimes one rep is done with max weight.
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 5:43pm
victim - sorry for asking dumb question...what is a rep?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
Crystal AKA Cindy - I can do a pull with340x5.
Alexei. - What kind of pull?
Crystal AKA Cindy - Shoulders.
David Sullivan - Victim. A rep is a full move. Positive and negative resistance. I.E A bench press rep would be lifting the bar up then bringing it back down to your chest.
victim - thanks, dave.
David Sullivan - No prob. The only dumb question is the one not asked.
Alexei. - You must be incredible strong Crystal
David Sullivan - CAC. I repeat. Please send pictures!
JoanneK - Crystal, how much weight do you do with squats and how many reps?
Diana the Valkyrie - rep is short for repetition
Crystal AKA Cindy - I used to do 600, but I blew my rt knee out 2 yr. ago.
JoanneK - Crystal, if you are so strong then why do you say "hmmmmm" when I talk of squatting 160 lb. men on my shoulders?
JoanneK - Crystal, even Nicole Bass doesn't do 600 lbs. squats.
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:52pm)
Rhys - Hi, Gang!!
victim - thanks, diana. hi, rhys
Alexei. - Oh,,,, Mein Gott, Welcome Rhys!
Crystal AKA Cindy - Hmmmm was not intended for you. And I meant leg presses.
Alexei. - Have a feeling I have seen you before Rhys
Rhys - Gruss Gott, mein freund
victim - trying to kill my eyes, rhys?
Crystal AKA Cindy - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Rhys - Only damn color left
Joanne - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:54pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Rhys
Rhys - It's pretty uggy
Rhys - HI, Di(ana)
Alexei. - Ugga bugga
Rhys - Hey, watch out; Abu will show up
Crystal AKA Cindy - Use green, R!
Alexei. - Very funny; everytime Rhys show up then I start to joke.....Blurp, blirp
Clepsydra - Q: How many amoebas does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One. No, 2. No, 4. No, 8. No, 16. No, 32.......
Joanne - Hi, Rhys Cake.
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:56pm)
Crystal AKA Cindy - Much better!
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 5:57pm)
Rhys - Thta's tolerable, at least
Joanne - Crystal, what are you stats?
victim - wb, rhyses
Rhys - Hey, vic; my apartment stinks of cigar smoke now.
Crystal AKA Cindy - That looks more like a moss green on my screen.
Alexei. - This is a non-smoking chat-room Rhys
victim - same here, rhys. try to concentrate on a short story for scooby.
Joanne - Screw the non-smoking crap!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
Rhys - This is good. The babe who live benieth me had been giivng me the eye. I drive in last night and she pulls in behind me and here I am with this fucking CIGAR! What to do?
Alexei. - Stop smoking of course
Crystal AKA Cindy - Diana- status of MUD?
Joanne - Rhys, who cares about the cigar? If she doesn't like it, too damn bad!
Diana the Valkyrie - Are you offering to help?
Rhys - Thje ashray was full of papers so I had to balance it on something and emerge to greet her with that cigar still burning precariously in the car.
Rhys - I know, but smoking is a turn off to many of the pretty young things.
Rhys - And she is a looker.
Joanne - I'd love to squat HBP on my shoulders!
David Sullivan - Rhys. One must have ones priorities. If she has muscles; quit smoking. If she doesn't; light up!
Clepsydra - Q: How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb? A: None; assholes never see the light anyway.
Crystal AKA Cindy - Perhaps!
Alexei. - It's easy to stop smoking
Joanne - Good one Clepsy!
Rhys - She's a big girl, in good shape, but no fbb.
Rhys - Black hair, big eyes and mouth, big smile. - big!
Alexei. - Do you think she can squat you Rhys?
Rhys - Legggggsssss.
Joanne - Crystal, you never answered me. What are your stats?
David Sullivan - Rhys. In that case compromise. Smoke cheroots.
Rhys - I'd be satisfied just be able to squat over her.
Rhys - Hell, I'll smoke another cigar.
victim - or vice versa, rhys. :)
Rhys - It was quite good.
Joanne - How much do you weight, Rhys?
Rhys - Oh, yes; on top is very good.
Joanne - I mean "weigh"?
Diana the Valkyrie - Pssststststshshshsh
Crystal AKA Cindy - I think smitty knows my stats.
Rhys - I'm 5-8 and 190.
Diana the Valkyrie - How's it going with Smitty?
Joanne - Ohhhhh, I could probably squat you. Tom Nine weighs 220 and I think I could do him for about 1 or 2 reps.
Crystal AKA Cindy - Who were you spraying, D?
Rhys - But you only 5-1?
Diana the Valkyrie - Rhys's cigar
Joanne - Rhys, I squatted 160 lbs. for 15 reps. I think I can do you for a few too.
Joanne - And, as we know, shorter girls are STRONG!
Rhys - Wow? I'll carry you around on my shoulders all day - and night
David Sullivan - Joanne. What do you bench, if I may ask?
Joanne - Oh, yeah, rhys?
Joanne - David, my bench is pretty light - only 100 lbs. I do not know why I am having trouble getting the weight up on that particular exercise.
Clepsydra - Q: How many law students does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and announce "Huh ! When I'm around the rulebook gets defenestrated !" and the other to complain about the hipopotamonstrosesqi (can't remember the end of this word) end of his friend's last remark.
Crystal AKA Cindy - OK. I was just trying to get smitty n ICQ... but, thunderstorms and all like that.
Rhys - Blame vivtim, Diana; he has led me down this wayward path of iniquity
Joanne - David, you need to remember that I have been lifting for only 6 months. I will not be at the same level as these girls you see on Diana's galleries.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sun Mar 29 6:10pm)
Crystal AKA Cindy - Hi, T9!
Rhys - Lift,baby, lift with care; lift in the presence of the passenjare.
Joanne - And why does everyone always ask what you can bench press? That seems to be the standard question? There are other exercises, folks!
victim - wb, t9. donīt blame me, diana. iīm already a victim.
Diana the Valkyrie - No blame is assigned, Rhys, I just sparay anyone who lights up in my coffee lounge
Clepsydra - Q: How many quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One. Two to do it, and one to renormalise the wave function. (Explanation - Renormalising the wave function is something that has to be done to a lot of quantum physics calculations to stop the answer being infinity and makes the answer always come out as one.)
Diana the Valkyrie - No blame is assigned, Rhys, I just spay anyone who lights up in my coffee lounge
Clepsydra - Q: How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they use light bulbs which don't burn out, so they don't know how.
Alexei. - Be patient Joanne, you will be very strong. You wait and see
TomNine - Hello CAKAC, everybody.
David Sullivan - 100 must be a high percentage of your bodyweight. Nothing to be ashamed of there. In fact; a lot to be proud of.
Diana the Valkyrie - Er
Diana the Valkyrie - I didn't mean spay, that's a bit drastic
Joanne - Alexei, it is all about patience. I have none!
Rhys - And, Diana, I will neuter you as well
Rhys - May I have my gonads back?
Joanne - David, yes it is a lot to be proud of. I increased my weights fairly quickly, in my opinion.
Joanne - Hi, TomNine.
TomNine - Diana, I'm sure you would never spay Rhys... I think "geld" is a better term.
Alexei. - How much do you bench-press Crystal?
Diana the Valkyrie - What do you want them for, Rhys?
David Sullivan - Look at it this way Joanne. How many women your size and weight are stronger than you? Probably not many.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 6:15pm
Rhys - How can you put a price on gonads?
Joanne - David, I don't know. A lot of pro-bb's are my height. Andrulla, Christie Wolfe, Zuzanna, Michelle Ralabate (before she went to fitness).
Alexei. - What is a gonad? (english is not my language)
TomNine - Joanne, hello. Everytime I take a peek in here I see you squatting me once or twice! Very exciting!
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 6:16pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Go down to your local butcher shop and ask him how much per pound.
Joanne - TN, for some reason, it's on my mind...
Diana the Valkyrie - Then divide by 160
Rhys - Cheap enough at the price
Diana the Valkyrie - You have two of them, Alexei
Alexei. - Oh.. The balls....
Rhys - Hode, Alexei
Joanne - Diana, some guys look like they only have one! Ha ha!
David Sullivan - Joanne. Lets see. five or six pros compared to about 25,000,000 other women of similar size. I'd say that you are still in the top 1%.
Joanne - David, perhaps you are right. I did beat that 5'6" co-worker at arm wrestling. It amazes me how many people are surprised at a short girl being strong.
Alexei. - How did you know that I have two balls Diana.? Who told you?
David Sullivan - Short strong girls are my absolute turn on.
TomNine - Joanne, don't you think it would be easier to squat somebody with his weight spread out across your shoulders? I've been lifted by some very strong ladies, and I doubt if any of them could really squat once with me sitting on her shoulders.
Joanne - TN, no I think it is easier with the guy sitting on my shoulders. JF was easier than doing squats at the gym.
Diana the Valkyrie - Valkyrie magic, Alexei
Alexei. - I really love Valkyrie magic
Crystal AKA Cindy - Short people are usually strong.
Joanne - TN, you've got these fbb's doing 300 lbs. squats! Come one, they could squat you on their shoulders no prob.
Rhys - David, you and me and HardbodyPaul; short little powerhouse muscle chicks - and they wiggle so nicely in bed, too.
Joanne - CAC, how tall are you?
victim - Hmm, I love trying to squat a lady sittin on my shoulders and failing
Joanne - Rhys, I think I wiggle quite a bit. Hee hee.
Crystal AKA Cindy - 5'4"
David Sullivan - Rhys. Two words: Laura Binnetti.
Joanne - What, victim????
Joanne - You still didn't tell me your stats.
Rhys - Yes, I know your'e a little wiggler
Joanne - Crystal, how much do you bench press?
TomNine - If I'm lying across her shoulders, no trouble with the squats. Sitting upright, the center of balance is way too high.
Crystal AKA Cindy - Just curious... why do you want to know?
Joanne - TN, you need to balance yourself against a wall. Place you hands on the wall when the girl is squatting you on her shoulders.
Rhys - Woh... In this room, what you can bench press is tanatmount to what is you bra size elsewhere
Joanne - Crystal, I am interested because you say you are so strong. Every fbb gives their stats, no big deal.
David Sullivan - In this room it is more important than your bra size elswhere!
Alexei. - Diana, can I have another beer?
Crystal AKA Cindy - My breasts are small.
Joanne - Crystal, other fbb's are interested in each other's strength and stats. Aren't you interested in what I do and my stats? If you are really into bodybuilding, it's just natural to want to know.
Rhys - That was not my point, but okay - it doesn't matter to me
Joanne - Rhys, we all know you could care less about boob size.
Alexei. - Diana?
Rhys - Just as long as they're firm
Diana the Valkyrie - Help yourself, Alexei
Crystal AKA Cindy - Rock hard!
Alexei. - Thank you Diana, you are nice
Joanne - Alexei, I don't think Diana wants to be called "nice."
TomNine - Test received.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 6:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Hmm. I think the private messaging system has gone wrong, and is sending private messages to the wrong people.
Alexei. - And I think you are joking Diana
TomNine - I'm wandering off to read the new Little Man story. When I get back, I wanna see Crystal bragging that she can bench press me for reps. :-)
David Sullivan - It's all due to Clepsy. She discovered the private message system and corrupted it! Kill the clock!
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 6:32pm
Crystal AKA Cindy - Diana... what happened to RB?
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 6:32pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - RB - haven't seen him for a while
David Sullivan - Must be off. duty calls!
Alexei. - Still there Rhys?
Rhys - Ja.
Alexei. - Ompelbomp!
Crystal AKA Cindy - My guess is he's golfing in Florida.
David Sullivan - logged off. --- (Sun Mar 29 6:34pm)
Alexei. - Bye David, see you
victim - bye, dave.
Rhys - What?
Joanne - JF is pissing me off.
Alexei. - JF?
Rhys - Okay - ..... why?
Joanne - My fiance.
Joanne -