Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 01:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
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Denny - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 01:55am)
Denny - hi there
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 02:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 02:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 02:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 02:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 03:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
Rider - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 06:05am)
Rider - Hello- o
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
Warren - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 12:40pm)
Warren - Hi all who can hear me
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 12:58pm)
Scooby - Hello!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
Warren - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 1:01pm)
Warren - Hi?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 1:01pm)
Scooby - Hey Warren!
Scooby - Whazzup?
Warren - Hello?
Warren - HI Scooby...can't see the main screen
Warren - it's acting funny on me
TomNine - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 1:03pm)
Scooby - Where are you from Warren?
Scooby - Hey T9!
TomNine - Warren, Scoobs, how's it going?
Scooby - T9, I'm K9!
Warren - Scooby, it's me, tiny.. can't use my nick with people looking over my shoulder
Scooby - If people are looking over your shoulder, why are you in here?
TomNine - Is Warren V. your real name?
Warren - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 1:05pm)
Warren - Yes it is...why?
Scooby - ooops. Someone must've peeked.
TomNine - Scooby, what is your relationship with Scrappy anyways?
Hot Fudge - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 1:06pm)
Scooby - purely sexual, T9!
Warren - hi Hot Fudge
TomNine - I'd assumed it was a pen name.
Scooby - FudgyWudgy!
Hot Fudge - Sorry I'm late Scooby boy didya getya snax?
TomNine - Hey, HF.
Hot Fudge - Hello All
Scooby - Fudger, I think Michelle and I are getting together Thursday again for lunch.
Hot Fudge - If ya did, as I hope then M wants to share
Warren - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 1:07pm)
Warren - Who's Michelle?
Hot Fudge - That's funny because I want to get together with her too, and she is lunch
Hot Fudge - Michelle is the Worlds smallest Body Builder
Scooby - Michelle is this kung fu babe I work with that HF is hot after.
Warren - Miche'lle's lunch? I hope she's yummy
Hot Fudge - You've heard the expressioin "snatch a bite"
Warren - kung fu? what art?
TomNine - Anybody see boxing last night on Fox? There was a f/f match on the ticket, brief but interesting.
Hot Fudge - She fights under the name of LA Gantos
Warren - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 1:10pm)
Hot Fudge - Buffalo Wing Chun
Warren - No, not me... I crashed on my bed last night
Scooby - On Thursday I'm going to have verticle tacos, furburgers and hair pies for lunch.
Hot Fudge - Lau gar 69
Warren - Buffalo Wing Chun...better watch it... She'll deep fry ya!
Hot Fudge - Hey keep yoour hands of my Mich
Scooby - For lunch, Michelle will be having Cream of Sum Yung Guy
Hot Fudge - Who ain't so yung as he was
Warren - What's her description?
Scooby - She's 1/2 american and 1/2 Korean.
Hot Fudge - I think I may have annoyed her with a suggestion that she spend a week with me in a log cabin in tennessee
Scooby - She wears a size 2.
Hot Fudge - I never knowed she was Korean
Warren - Long or short hair...I assume it's black or did she dye it blonde?
Hot Fudge - I Always was a korea minded kind of guy
Scooby - Black hair, medium length.
Warren - HF: You're lucky she didn't practice her board breaking techique on your head
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
Hot Fudge - I just HAVE to see Gatlinburg you guys I just HAveto
Scooby - She looks pretty much like any kung fu babe you see in the movies.
Warren - Wow! she must be pretty small if she wearing a size 2 dress or is that her shoe size?
Scooby - Oh, and she's a model.
Warren - What does she model? Gi uniforms?
Scooby - She models bodystockings.
Scooby - Did that get a rise?
Warren - body stockings?
Hot Fudge - Anyway so like in gatlinburg there's this steakhouse and it's all yoou can eat
Scooby - Yes, only sheer ones, of course.
Scooby - Crotchless, too.
Scooby - With stiletto heels
Warren - No thanks... I stay away from red meat.. pretty much pork chops, chicken, and fish
Warren - Scooby: that must be your fantasy running wild again
Hot Fudge - Hey I am in regular e mail contact now with her and this could make a really good anecdote
Scooby - huh....wha?....
Scooby - Okay, I lied about the stocking stuff. But she is a model.
Hot Fudge - Warren yeah but they have potato skins and all, and great ice cream
Warren - wake up Scooby... you're wetting your office chair again
Scooby - What about some more deadly babe film recommendations? Anyone?
Hot Fudge - Ok Fellas Scooby is making it all up he works in a MacDonalds with no women at all
Hot Fudge - I work in Taco Bell
Warren - HF: LOL... maybe he does, only it's only the senior citizen women the works there
Hot Fudge - I make hot fudge sauce and I done does it good too
Scooby - HF, you're starting to talk like Betty.
Hot Fudge - used to work in Waco Bell but it burnt down
Hot Fudge - fuck yu i kick yu fukkin hed in
Warren - Which Betty...the one that makes bets all the time?
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 1:24pm
Hot Fudge - That was muh betty impersonation
Scooby - Boxing Betty! The champion of Cologne! Have you guys seen her gallery yet?
Warren - Scooby: nope... I might tonight if I'm awake...
Hot Fudge - Does she have a gallery?
Warren - NO, I think I"ll be watching Tim Allen tonight... I think it's the show where Cory Everson shows up and rips up the magnets from under the floor
Scooby - AW, c'mon Warren! Open it up right now! Nobody's gonna peek! so what if you got topless female boxers on your screen!
Hot Fudge - Where is the Gallery guys is it on this site?
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 1:27pm)
Scooby - In the transient wing.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ho!
Scooby - DTV!
Hot Fudge - She's a transient, always thught she wuz a guy
Warren - Scooby: and watch me get fired on the spot
Diana the Valkyrie - And there's an account Betty wrote on its way
Hot Fudge - Ho? where da Ho? Hi DV
Warren - Hi Diana! you're just coming on when I have to leave in a couple minutes
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 1:29pm
Scooby - There's nothin' wrong with a little titty, Warren! You might even get a promotion!
Diana the Valkyrie - Ho - generic greeting word, as in the Snark
Warren - see you all later... time to go back to work... I owe I owe! It's off to work I go!
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 1:29pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
Scooby - Why the last time I had T&A on the screen, I got a raise! :-)
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 1:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Warren
Scooby - See ya Warren!
Warren - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 1:31pm)
Hot Fudge - All locked up
Hot Fudge - ok now I'm back
Scooby - Well unlock yourself fudgy and talk to me!
Diana the Valkyrie - Welcome back
Scooby - HF, besides Ilsa and Jekyll, what's your favorite Volume 2 scene?
Hot Fudge - Oh I just can't get enough of that Jekyll scene
Hot Fudge - Next best is Vampirella
Scooby - Di, did the latest Rogon dubs turn out okay?
Hot Fudge - Talisa is da bom in that cozzie
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, all done now, can you email me your address again?
Scooby - Vampirella is on Volume 1 sillyboy! I'm talkin about Volume 2!
Hot Fudge - I quite like nakano muff diver as well
Hot Fudge - oopsie, well I guess golden phoenix then
Hot Fudge - but Don't just Spank there and Dragnet are honourable mentions
Scooby - Diana, I just sent it to you!
Scooby - nakano muff driver?!?
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, thanks
Hot Fudge - Um kakano mask, what effr
Scooby - HF, have you seen the film Assault on Devils Island?
Scooby - Keko Mask!
Scooby - Diana, I haven't fogotten about you tapes either. I'm just trying to work my way down through 80 requests.
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you checked the web site list of movies with fight scenes?
Scooby - Yes, that has been very helpful. Someday we need to help you update it. I've just been too busy with all this dubbing.
Hot Fudge - Assault, no, Scoob neat idea DV we can all do the list
Diana the Valkyrie - I think there's already a list, but it needs maintaining.
Hot Fudge - I must go now sleepy, see ya later or tomoorow
magilla - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 1:40pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe HF could look after the list
Scooby - What the? It's only 12:45!
Scooby - Lunchtime isn't even over yet!
Clepsydra - Time is a great healer 1:41pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Magilla
magilla - hello Diana!
Scooby - Hi magilla!
Hot Fudge - Di yes could discuss it later
magilla - hello scooby
Scooby - Hot Fudge would give biased opinions though.
Diana the Valkyrie - Biased how?
Scooby - Just tryin to irk him!
Diana the Valkyrie - He's very unopinionated and objective
magilla - Now me, I am biased about everything...lol
Scooby - Must be his profession!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
Diana the Valkyrie - No, we love him in spite of that
Scooby - So what's new kids?
magilla - nothing exciting on my end Scooby
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby one year older
magilla - good for you Scooby...how old are you?
Diana the Valkyrie - Did the Wrestle-o-gram arrive?
Scooby - 33
Scooby - Wrestle-o-gram? From who?
magilla - That's a damn good age Scooby!
Diana the Valkyrie - A nearly naked female wrestler bursts into your room and forces a strawberry down your throat
Scooby - Which wrestler?
Scooby - I prefer tham to be wearing an evening gown rather than nearly naked.
Diana the Valkyrie - Pot luck, depends on who's free that day.
Scooby - or a business suit. Naked is boring!
* Scooby *yawns*
magilla - I would prefer them being nearly naked myself!
Diana the Valkyrie - Naked is exciting, because of Reception
Diana the Valkyrie - "Do you have an appointment?"
magilla - Saves a lot of time that way
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 1:53pm
magilla - even Clepsy agrees with me...lol
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 1:54pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Clepsy tells jokes now, also
Clepsydra - Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven. (Indignant nose upturned.) Of course, I wouldn't expect YOU to understand.
HardbodyPaul - Hi all!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, HBP
HardbodyPaul - What's this talk about nakedness?
magilla - save it Clepsy...in my time I have been insulted by experts!
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 1:55pm
* Scooby nakedness *yawn*
HardbodyPaul - What a smart clock Clepsy is becoming.
Clepsydra - Time for a change 1:55pm
Scooby - I wanna sharp dressed woman!
HardbodyPaul - Sorry that I missed you B-Day, Scooby. Did you get anything nice?
Scooby - Still waiting for my wrestle-o-gram, HBP!
HardbodyPaul - I asked Sandy if I could request an outfit.
Scooby - What outfit? and what did she say?
HardbodyPaul - Do you want me to send one directly to your house, Scooby?
Scooby - HBP, did I tell you I finally called Sandy?
HardbodyPaul - Sandy said that she would like to hear what I would like to see her in.
Scooby - yes yes go on....
HardbodyPaul - No, Scooby, you didn't tell me. Did she talk you into a session? I'm yet to hear her voice.
Diana the Valkyrie - sub's gotten very cozy there
HardbodyPaul - Well, that's it! I have not replied as to what I want her to wear. Although, I do have a pretty good idea.
HardbodyPaul - sub's cozy, where?
Diana the Valkyrie - With Sandy
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - I think he's found a Dom-replacement
HardbodyPaul - Oh, yes, he has I guess, Diana. They've chatted quite a bit. And Sandy is so very prompt in answering her E-mail. That's important.
Diana the Valkyrie - I wonder if she'd like to have her own Message Board?
HardbodyPaul - It's funny, in that, to me, Sandy seems so lovable and sweet and caring and fun. Yet, with sub, apparently she is the dominating personality that he desires.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 2:02pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - There's no contradiction there
HardbodyPaul - I'd sure think that she would, Diana. She seems to really love corresponding with her admirers.
Scooby - Two chicks just walked in. I'm back.
HardbodyPaul - Scooby back?
HardbodyPaul - Were they fighting, Scooby?
Diana the Valkyrie - He had to stop licking for a moment.
Scooby - No, HBP, I didn't get talked into a session. It was informational though, and I almost did.
HardbodyPaul - I'll bet you were tempted, Scooby. I'm impressed by your show of strength in restraining.
Scooby - No fighting. This is a dignified place of work.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby is all self-restraint
Scooby - However, I can look out onto East St. Louis and see all the fighting I want from my window.
HardbodyPaul - You should have told the two girls, "Hey, get outta my office, or start scrappin'" "Damnit"!
Scooby - All self-restraint and not a spek of cereal.
Scooby - HBP, I don't want them to fight with each other. I want them to fight with me :-)
Diana the Valkyrie - Takes a cold shower every morning
HardbodyPaul - Diana, so are you going to offer Sandy her own message board?
HardbodyPaul - Oh, I see, Scooby!
Scooby - Well, I gotta get back to work. I'll drop by later when I'm bored. Oooooh, say in about 15 minutes....
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 2:06pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Sure, if she wants it and promises to keep it current.
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 2:07pm)
HardbodyPaul - See ya in 15 minutes, Scooby.
Clepsydra - Time for a change 2:07pm
HardbodyPaul - We keep setting off Clepsy.
Diana the Valkyrie - She's very alert and observant
HardbodyPaul - I think that Sandy will enjoy that, Diana. But, you'll have to ask her for sure.
HardbodyPaul - Joke, please, Clepsy?
Clepsydra - Q: How many Apple Newton users does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only one, tharks to the extnq-producilve handwritling processcr.
Diana the Valkyrie - I had a Newton once, that is *so* accurate!!!
HardbodyPaul - She can't spell "thanks".
TomNine - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 2:10pm)
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Tom.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tom
TomNine - Hello Diana, Paul.
HardbodyPaul - I like to play with Clepsy sometimes when I'm the only one in here.
Clepsydra - Time for tea 2:11pm
Diana the Valkyrie - That's one of the reasons she's here
HardbodyPaul - Diana, do you work out regularly? Seriously work out?
HardbodyPaul - It's a good reason, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, I'm happy with the way I am now.
HardbodyPaul - You're not afraid of getting out of shape, Diana?
TomNine - Valkyries don't have to work out Paul!
Diana the Valkyrie - I feel no fear at all.
HardbodyPaul - Why don't they? I mean, they're still human, yes? Just, eccentric humans.
HardbodyPaul - Are all Valkyries female?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - An assumption of eccentricity is an assumption of where the centre is.
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm...
Diana the Valkyrie - Everyone has different centres, so we're all eccentric
HardbodyPaul - Forgive all the questions. I was one of those little kids who started all of his sentences with, "Why do..."
Diana the Valkyrie - Except for those people who are the same as everyone else.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, here's one for you, HB. Why is the night sky dark?
HardbodyPaul - I can agree with that statement, Diana. We all are eccentric in one way or another. I believe that some just show it more than others.
TomNine - Paul. haven't you noticed that Diana it reticent about herself beyond the stories about her in the Library?
HardbodyPaul - Why is the night sky dark? Ummm...due to lack of energy from the sun.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, but if there's an infinite universe, then there's an infinite number of stars
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, I've noticed that, Tom. I still get curious about things though. It happens when I get bored.
HardbodyPaul - But, the distance the other stars are from the earth is too great for the energy that they impart.
HardbodyPaul - to reach the earth.
Diana the Valkyrie - But the inverse square law of energy is compensated by the cube law of the number of stars
TomNine - Still bored, Paul?
HardbodyPaul - Oh, I think that I'm in too deep here! But, the distance between the earth is still too great, even with the cube law, yes? I'm guessing on this one
HardbodyPaul - I'm kinda excited now, Tom!
HardbodyPaul - Physics gives me a hard on! Oh, my God, did I just say that!
HardbodyPaul - Ok, my turn, Diana. Ready?
Diana the Valkyrie - Why is water wet?
TomNine - I haven't recovered yet from that asteroid scare. Whew, that was close!
Diana the Valkyrie - I believe you, but that's only because *anything* gives you a hard on.
HardbodyPaul - Why is water wet? Um...due to it's mass? Guessing again! I never said that I was good at physics.
HardbodyPaul - Now, that's not true about the hard on, Diana. If it were, I'd be in some serious pain most of the time.
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 2:26pm
Diana the Valkyrie - I thought you said you asked all these why questions
TomNine - Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
HardbodyPaul - Yes, read about that, Tom. Neat stuff.
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Tom. OK, I've got a "why" question, Diana. Ready?
HardbodyPaul - I even know the anser to this one.
HardbodyPaul - Gotta hurry though, I've got to be getting to work.
Diana the Valkyrie - Listening ...
HardbodyPaul - Ok, why is the sky blue?
Diana the Valkyrie - Water vapour
TomNine - Because all the good colors were taken?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
HardbodyPaul - Well, sorta, I guess. But, what causes the "blue" color, specifically?
Diana the Valkyrie - Refraction
HardbodyPaul - A fine guess, Tom, but wrong, I'm afraid.
HardbodyPaul - Bingo!
TomNine - I though that the blue wavelenth was set by the ozone layer?
HardbodyPaul - The energy from the sun interacts with the atmosphere, and ionizes atoms in the air, causing an emission of energy that has a wave length that the human eye sees as the color blue.
HardbodyPaul - Hmm, dunno, Tom. But, refraction is a term that sums up the whole process.
HardbodyPaul - I suppose that the ozone layer and atmosphere are kinda the same thing.
TomNine - Refraction is just the bending of light, along layers of the atmosphere in this case.
Clepsydra - Q: How many soccer players does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? A: Five. One to get into position to screw it in, one to kick the legs out from under him, one to snatch the lightbulb and pass it to his mate who, then goes and screws it in over the other side of the room, and one to roll around on the floor pretending to be really injured. A: 15 - One to put the bulb in, 10 to kiss him afterwards, and the other side's back four to all stand around and put their hands up.
HardbodyPaul - I can still recall my physiques instructor telling us about that, and then saying to us, "Isn't that exciting when you think about it?" I was the only person in the room still awake at that point.
Diana the Valkyrie - With long experience and practice, you can make any subject boring
HardbodyPaul - Did I just spell the physics as "physiques"? YOu know where my mind is!
HardbodyPaul - Geez!
TomNine - I used to really like science in school. Of course, I've forgotten every bit of it by now.
HardbodyPaul - But, I never have found physics boring. Or physiques, for that matter.
Diana the Valkyrie - Some of it always sticks
HardbodyPaul - You were able to remember the refraction of light thing, Tom.
Clepsydra - Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
HardbodyPaul - Illuminate the whole planet? Wow! That would be pretty cool.
TomNine - I do remember being taught stuff like the sun revolving around the earth... it's been a while since I was in school.
HardbodyPaul - Well folks, it's been fun. But, now I need to go and make a living. See ya's!
Diana the Valkyrie - bye
Diana the Valkyrie - Wow, you must have been at school before Copernicus came along!
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 2:40pm)
TomNine - I think there was a study about putting huge mirrors into space to increase nighttime ambient light up to full-moon levels. Still would've cost more than $87 billion I bet.
Clepsydra - Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!" A: None, they get screwed in the ass instead. A: Hey, don't let's talk about the lightbulb, honey, let's talk about the shade ! A: Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache.
TomNine - Oops, Paul left while I was babbling.
Diana the Valkyrie - They abandoned be idea because of the werewolf issue
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
TomNine - They'd have to add the silver bullets to the cost of the program.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, it interferes with their breeding
TomNine - I'm taking off too, Di. Thanks for the great site!
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye
TomNine - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 2:47pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 2:48pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
victim - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 3:08pm)
victim - hi. anybody?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
victim - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 3:16pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 3:34pm)
Scooby - Victim! come back!
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 3:34pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
yoyo - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 3:54pm)
yoyo - howdy clepsy got the time?
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 3:55pm
Len - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 3:55pm)
Len - Hidy ho
yoyo - hey len wassup
Len - Oh, not much... yet
yoyo - you know if andrulla is coming on today
yoyo - whatta ya mean
yoyo - what side of the atlantic you hale from
Len - Dunno if Andrulla is coming...
Len - I'm hoping she might
Len - I'm from Europe btw (sweden that is...) regarding your questionm
yoyo - you into fbb,wrestling etc....
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
yoyo - native land of peter forsberg mats sundin,pity about your loss to the finns in nagano
Len - Female muscle generally... not really wrestling
Len - The finns have a way of always making trouble for us when it comes to ice hockey!
yoyo - whose your fav fbb i luv laura binnetti she is always ripped
Len - Laura Binetti is very nice, although my all time fav has to be Anja Langer
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 4:02pm
Len - Right now Andrulla ranks pretty high in my book actually!
yoyo - staying with the european flavor,you bet andrulla looks awesome
Len - Juliette Bergmann was also very good, but Anja swept them all :)
yoyo - this is during the early 90's no,luv h.van aken
yoyo - juliette is a fbb but very feminine looking very sexy
Len - Yeah, this is back in the late 80's, early 90's
yoyo - now the fbb are really pushing the envelope they are getting huge ...kim.c,karla nelson,n.bass even andrulla who is small looks massive
yoyo - gotta run will be back,ciao!
yoyo - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 4:08pm)
Len - Bye
Andrulla - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 4:09pm)
Len - Hi Andrulla!
Andrulla - Hi Len, yoyo
smitty - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 4:10pm)
smitty - Good evening, Andrulla.
Len - A bit quiet here sofar... Maybe people come running now that you logged on :)
Andrulla - Ok there Smitty
Andrulla - It was quiet and slow last week..
victim - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 4:11pm)
Andrulla - Hi Vic
victim - hi, all
victim - hello, andrulla.
Len - So... things are fine with you Andrulla, I trust?
smitty - Still heading to New York, Andrulla?
Andrulla - Actually, Im stressed tonight, but won't wish to bore you with it.
smitty - Aren't we all stressed?
victim - not me
Andrulla - Yes Im looking forward to NYC. Going to be a busy schedule though.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
Len - When is the Ms. Olympia exactly? Sometime his autumn i know...
Clepsydra - 4:15pm
smitty - Busy schedule? That sounds familiar.
Andrulla - Len. Im comming to Stockholm, but just for the day. I think I emailed you about it.
Len - Yes, I got your email about it.. that's sad
Len - Hope you can change your schedule to an extra day! :)
Andrulla - I would love to stay over, but Have planned to go to NY two days after.
victim - I´m not so familiar with the bb scene. is there an event in nyc coming up?
Len - Dang... :(
Len - You will be going "off season" now for the Ms. O ?
Andrulla - I know the Ms.O is October, I think 17th, but not certain.
smitty - Andrulla, I'd love to chat with you and find out more about your NYC plans, but I must leave for work. I'll review the chat archive and e-mail me if you like.
Andrulla - No Victim, Im just comming to NYC cause of love!
smitty - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 4:18pm)
Andrulla - Ok Smitty.. But Im comming on the 16th April.. I may be staying at the Beacon.
victim - ahhh....amour
Andrulla - Offseason.. Im not sure, since I might be doing the Jantana July.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 4:20pm)
Andrulla - Yes, "I Love New York".. He he..
Len - Oh, you might... I thought that was off
* Scooby is grooming
Andrulla - Im contemplating on it Len.
Andrulla - Hi Scoob
victim - SCOOB!
* Scooby turns his head askew.
Scooby - woof.
* victim pats scooby´s head
* Scooby pants
Len - Did you train today Andrulla, if so... what?
yoyo - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 4:23pm)
* Scooby lifts his leg on victim.
victim - hi, yoyo
Andrulla - Yep... Great workout. Shoulders.
Scooby - woof. woof.
yoyo - afternoon all
victim - hay, scoob...DON´T.
yoyo - whatta ya say victim
Scooby - Woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof?
Andrulla - Hi Yoyo.
Len - What kind of excersises did you do?
Andrulla - hey scoob, stop dribling on victim!
Len - Sorry for being nosy and curious, but i'm a bit interested since I'm getting into it myself
Len - Be a nice dog Scoob!
Andrulla - I did barbell press (Behind-neck) I haven't done this in over 7 years.
yoyo - hey andrulla i called the cops asap can't believe they robbed you like that,at least they should have kissed you before they......you know what i'm going for
victim - yes, scoob...I´m a victim of strong ladies and female ticklers, not of dogs
Andrulla - Well Yoyo, as we brits say, " Its just not cricket"..
yoyo - yo scoob easy boy here have a scooby snack!
Andrulla - No problem Len... If you don't ask you don't get.
Scooby - Woof.
yoyo - and what is the analogy on"cricket"
Andrulla - Hey scoob, will you come to the Ms.O with me?
Scooby - Woof.
Len - Scoob can be your good luck pet
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
Andrulla - It means, one is not playing by the rules. The queens rule.. Don't hit below the belt.
yoyo - how could scoob be good luck him &shaggy are always gettin in trouble
Len - Shaggy's the bad luck one... Scoob is too cool to be bad luck
Andrulla - I was thinking more along the lines of "Go sick em boy" .
Scooby - Woof woof.
* Scooby is sniffing.
Len - You might need a more ferocios beast then... like a hungry crocodile or something
* Scooby goes poopy outside.
victim - ohhh...poor scooby...what is it?
Len - See if it wants to snack on some judges...
yoyo - i read that you are going for a movie audition in germany what kind of flic andrulla?
Andrulla - Maybe eat a few of the bigger contestants as well.
Len - Yes, I was wondering that as well, wrote a question about it on the msg board
Andrulla - The movie interview is in Sweden.
Len - What movie company? What movie, do you know?
yoyo - oops sorry! sweden germany tall blonds everywhere
Andrulla - Its supposed to be an epic-adventure. Im the protectoress.
Len - I think Sweden might even beat Germany in the tall blondes dept
Len - Sounds like a suitable role!
yoyo - so you got the part!
Andrulla - Is there tall blonds in Sweden? Maybe I will stay an extra day! Just kidding
Len - What's the name of the company?
yoyo - that is a biased opinion lenmeister
Andrulla - Im almost certain I got the part, but never like to count my chickens.
Len - That it is... but I've heard people from abroad express the same thing
yoyo - len be a good host and show andrulla your beautifulcountry
Scooby - Andrulla, do you fight any men?
Scooby - ...in the movie, that is.
Len - I would! But she's probably only here for the day, and busy while here!
Andrulla - They want to use me, cause of the You guessed it ,, Muscles. and fighting.
yoyo - yo scoob get ready to fill another tape she aint there for shakespear
Andrulla - I don't have the script as yet scoob. But I guess so.
Len - They won't go much wrong there! Muscles a plenty and fighting thrown in as well
Scooby - What is the name of the film?
yoyo - no offence andrulla to your thespian abilities
Len - "A beautiful blond in every eyeful" I heard one american describe things
Andrulla - I did a promo for a fight film in CA while I was out there.
Len - Well, if you need some fans cheering for you outside their office, I'm there!
Andrulla - I have not been told the title yet. I will have more answers after the interview.
Len - Make it seem like you're already a big movie star.. or maybe that's a bad idea, they'll just think I'm a loon
Scooby - What is the film you promoed in CA?
yoyo - i must jet good bye all! parting is such sweet sorrow fair andrulla,adieu
yoyo - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 4:40pm)
* Scooby licks yoyo.
Andrulla - Oh, Len.. thanks, but I'll handle it..
Andrulla - Yoyo will be back.. They always do. (Joke Yo)
Clepsydra - Q: How many Dead-Heads does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10,001..... One to change the light bulb and 10,000 to follow the burnt-out one!! (Comment from me - Nice one !)
Andrulla - I don't believe it. It spoke!
Len - The way I see it... I can already start looking out for the movie on big screen, or video.. it's settled :)
Len - Wow... Clepsy said something without telling the time...!
Clepsydra - Time for a change 4:42pm
Andrulla - Oooh, Hope your right Len.
victim - andrulla, do you practise martial arts?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 4:42pm)
Len - Would it be produced in sweden, or is it an internatinal production?
Andrulla - Yes, Vic.. When I get the chance. I practise kicks. Im getting some mats at the gym, to do ground combat.
victim - wow---are you good?
* Scooby looks up at Andrulla.
Andrulla - This company are all over the place. I think they mentioned Hollywood.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
* Scooby sits.
Andrulla - Here scoob, have a doggy-snack.
* Scooby sniffs.
* Scooby takes snack and goes off to the corner.
mikey - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 4:46pm)
Andrulla - I have a blsck belt in Judo. But not other arts. Too much into BB now to get serious about another MA.
mikey - hi
Andrulla - hi Mike. I meant Black-belt.
Len - The only film(s) _really_ featuring FBBs I know is the Nemesis ones, with Sue Price. Yours would be a very welcome addition!
victim - well, andrulla...judo is fine...it´s so soft and yet powerful...very female
mikey - I am not black belt A
Andrulla - Well m going to be doing a small film in November, Beverley hills. Fighting a kind of machine.
victim - hi, mike
mikey - Andrulla - have you done alot of arm-wrestling?
Andrulla - No Way Vic.. Have you ever been chocked by a judoka.
Len - That one is already settled? Let me know the name so I can look out for it, when you know
Andrulla - No not too much armwrestling. Not sure how to do it properly.
Andrulla - "Magneeta" Will be filmed in November.
victim - andrulla: not choked, but held down and tickled
mikey - have you done any vs other female BB's? - have you had any taped arm-wresting matches?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 4:51pm)
Andrulla - Hey, nice doggy. Im stroking scoob.
Scooby - Andrulla, what is a judoka?
Andrulla - A judoka, is a term for a judo player. Or fighter etc..
Scooby - What is chocked?
Len - "Magneeta", sounds like the name of a marvel super heroine almost
Andrulla - No Mike. there are not many FBBs around here. Not sure they would want to .
Scooby - Yeah, Magneto's daughter.
Andrulla - Choked, is like your collar but much tighter.. i.e Strangled.
Scooby - Cool. You know some Judo strangles?
Len - I actually did judo when I was really young, was kind of cool
Andrulla - Yep Magneeta is supposed to be one tough bitch. also loaded..
mikey - what do you think about the Zee challenge?, do you know ann marie crooks and Nicole?
Andrulla - Sure. Strangles, armlocks, throws etc.
Len - I'm sure she won't need any "magnetic" powers with all those muscles!
Scooby - I wanna be strangled by Andrulla!
Andrulla - They are all living in the US. I have met Nicole .
victim - is there a hold in judo where you sit on your opponent, andrulla?
Len - Just let her hold your leash, Scooby
Scooby - Gad, victim!
mikey - who has bigger arms - Ann Marie or nicole?
Scooby - Andrulla, would you put me in a one-arm sleeper until I pass out?
Andrulla - Perhaps lie on them Victim, .. I do one where I crush em.
victim - (faint)
Scooby - {:-P
Andrulla - I think Nicole. but don't quote me .. I never met Ann-M
mikey - are you going to arm-wrestle Zee?
* Scooby and victim fall in love*******
Andrulla - I have not planned anything, with Zee. Some of the guys want us to get it on.
mikey - have you ever lost to a female at arm-wrestling - if so who was it
victim - andrulla, are you able to hold a guy down without using your hands?
Scooby - ...uh... with Andrulla of course... not with each other.....
Andrulla - Why scoob, you having trouble sleeping? Come on to the vet...
* Scooby shivers.
Andrulla - yes Mikey. My Mother- when I was 11yrs old..
Andrulla - Vic, Only if I can use my biceps, to squeeze the throat.
mikey - since then :^) - have you arm-wrestled any females?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Scooby - *ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh*
Andrulla - Not really mikey. Most women not into it, me included. Elbows are expensive to repair.
victim - are you into tickling, andrulla?
mikey - how much do you bench press?
Andrulla - Im so ticklish, I would just faint..
Len - Just flex those guns and breathing will be very hard all of a sudden...
Andrulla - I don't bench at present. Pectoral damage caused by a bad surgeon.. I used to use around 240lbs for 10 reps.
victim - no, I mean actively, andrulla.
mikey - when I bench I feel like I am using my back/lats - is that all wrong?
Andrulla - I haven't really tickled anyone for long. They would run away, after giggling. I guess it could be funny
* Scooby sniffing.
Andrulla - I guess so Mikey. Unless your working your back.. Feeel the muscle working...
Andrulla - Are dogs ticklish? Lets find out. Tickle Tickle tickle...
Len - I feel like triceps come into play a lot during bench press, there is a technique to avoid that?
mikey - how shoudl it feel?
Andrulla - My triceps love to get involved when I bench. I try to just feel the pecs..
Scooby - Woof!
Andrulla - Keep yapping... back in a moment..
Len - I worked triceps on tuesday last week and the next day when chest was up... things suddenly didnt go as well as they used to! Tris were still exhausted I suppose
mikey - so andrulla - so you feel like you are closing the pec? - tightening them when benching - I feel like I am pushing the weight way - thus the use of my back
mikey - I think I have good lats ... I was shoulder pressing 150 when I weighed 165
Andrulla - Mikey, try using dumbells for a change. you get a different rotation.
Andrulla - Len,, Perhaps you could work Tris, after chest during the same workout, If chest is a priority.
mikey - will that help my bench?
Len - Yeah, I have thought about that. Not quite sure yet what is priority though... everything I guess
mikey - andrulla - do you think guiys like to watch fbb's armwrestle
Andrulla - Yes Mikey. Im sure. You don't have to bench to get chest.
Andrulla - You could also try dips.. With weight if possible. Check out my training tape.. I did them .
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
mikey - what else works for getting a larger chest?
mikey - dips - for the chest - really - I'd have figured tri's
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 5:16pm)
Andrulla - Are you new to this Mikey? Choose 3 exercises. do 3 sets of 10 reps.
Scooby - Andrulla, will you do me a favor?
Andrulla - You can angle yourself on the dip bars to get either chest or tris. Both are worked to some degree. What. You don't want huge tris?
mikey - new to lifting - I had done alot a while back - not recently though
Andrulla - Depends Scoob.
Scooby - Would you post a quick message to me on my message board "Scooby's Soapbox"?
Scooby - Just so that I can say that Andrulla posted something on my Soapbox.
Andrulla - I would .. of course. but not sure I can relate to anything there Scoob.
mikey - I'd rather have a large chest than tris - tris come after chest/shoulders/and come with biceps
Scooby - Just say "Hello".
Andrulla - Yep scoob, Im happy to do that..
Andrulla - How about you leave a paw-print on mine.. Message board that is,
Scooby - Andrulla, if you may possibly have a maovie role where you get into some fights with men, you can relate perfectly to my Soapbox!
Scooby - Yes, I will leave you a special "Hello" on your message board if you leave one on mine!
Andrulla - No Mikey.. If you get a big chest first, it could look like tits, then you might need a bra. Tris look awesome bulging out of a tight t-shirt.
Andrulla - Ok Scoob.. well i guess I do qualify almost to post on your board.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 5:24pm)
Scooby - Okay, I just posted on yours.
Scooby - I gotta go. C Ya later! Don't forget to read your board!
Andrulla - I'll go to yours right after todays session. Promise.
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 5:26pm)
mikey - okay andrulla - if you say so ... - my real goal would be to beat you at arm-wrestling :^)
Len - That's one downside of only working cheat heavily I guess... and guys generally dont want tits...
Len - Dream on Mikey... :)
Andrulla - Time does fly when your having fun.. I'll have to go off and eat soon..
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 5:27pm
mikey - len - I can dream can't I :^)
Len - I should go sleep as well, got an early morning workout tomorrow!
Andrulla - Well i guess we all need goals. Mine was to beat mum. I did, now I want to beat Kim.
Len - You've already beaten Kim, Andrulla. By miles.
Len - Now just some of the judges need to realise that
Andrulla - Thanks Len.. I'll keep trying though.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
mikey - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 5:30pm)
Andrulla - Guys its been fun.. got to go now.
Len - Take care Andrulla!
victim - Goodbye, Andrulla
Andrulla - Goodnight.. cheers.. bye..
Len - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 5:33pm)
victim - gone yet, andrulla?
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 5:37pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi folks
victim - hi, tickling-my-mind-valkyrie
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, ticklish-all-over victim
victim - just tried to convince andrulla about the fun of tickling
Diana the Valkyrie - It's your girlfriend you need to convince.
victim - i know, diana. but i am afraid to lose her.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
victim - gotta go. have to get up in 4 hours. bye, kind diana.
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 5:55pm
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 5:58pm)
* Shy Guy tiptoes through the door while he thinks no-one's looking
* Diana the Valkyrie closes the door and stands in front of it SLAM!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Gotcha.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
Shy Guy - OUCH!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - oops
Diana the Valkyrie - Does it hurt?
* Shy Guy nurses his wounds
Shy Guy - 'No' he lies bravely
Diana the Valkyrie - Then why are you hopping up and down?
Shy Guy - Next time I sneak in the window
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 6:02pm
Shy Guy - erm, it a new dance?
Diana the Valkyrie - The hop?
Shy Guy - You know it?
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm learning it just watching you
* Shy Guy stops hopping and sits down, out of breath
Diana the Valkyrie - So rhythm isn't important
Shy Guy - It's real simple
Shy Guy - It sort of involves juming one one leg....
Shy Guy - ..and landing on the other
Shy Guy - It's just a hop to the left...
Shy Guy - ...then a hop to the right....
Shy Guy - ..erm ... and then another hop to the left....
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you ever thought of learning knitting?
Rhys - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 6:08pm)
Rhys - hi, folks
Shy Guy - Hi Rhys
Rhys - Sorry - I did that again.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 6:09pm)
Shy Guy - I tried knitting once....
Shy Guy - I wasn't terribly good
Rhys - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 6:10pm)
Shy Guy - Chainmail is lots easier
Shy Guy - More relaxing too
* Shy Guy gets up and stretches his legs
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Rhys
Rhys - Hi, Diana
Rhys - Ugh... feel better now. Just had a peanut butter snadwitch. Pure peanut butter, though; and no salt.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 6:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - And hold the bread
Rhys - Oh yes, I can eat it right out of the jar.
Rhys - Great stuff before my workout to night.
Rhys - Hi, victim, wie gets. Studying my German every night. Hope to get much better
Rhys - I can see vic found that very inspiring.
Rhys - wow....
Rhys - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 6:23pm)
* Shy Guy looks around, and notices everyone has left him alone with the Valkyrie
* Shy Guy hopes she isn't feeling too playful tonight
Diana the Valkyrie - How's the mud going?
Shy Guy - Fits and starts
Shy Guy - I think I need another flash of inspiration to kick things off again
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 6:30pm
sub - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 6:30pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, lowly sub
Shy Guy - hi sib
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana. hi SG
Shy Guy - sorry, sub
Shy Guy - keyboard dyslexia
Diana the Valkyrie - Dyslexia rules, KO?
sub - np, SG. i see you're another mud-delinquent
Shy Guy - Dyslexia rules UK
Diana the Valkyrie - sub, I've put up a circlemud
sub - what's a circlemud, Lovely Diana?
Shy Guy - More sort of a 'have a go' hero sub
Diana the Valkyrie - It has an Online Builder
Shy Guy - I'm trying to write a small mud for Diana,
Shy Guy - but lost momentum when work got busy.
Shy Guy - Got to gee myself again I guess
sub - does that mean one builds as he plays, Beautiful Diana?
Shy Guy - Diana, is that an Oline Builder for making zones?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, you build it from the inside, as it were.
Diana the Valkyrie - That's why I put it up, it might be easier
Alexei - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 6:36pm)
sub - once again, Brilliant Diana, Your wisdom exceeds all expectations
Shy Guy - Hi Alexei
sub - hi Alexei
Shy Guy - So we build it by playing, or just from the same Telnet session?
Alexei - Hi Diana, sub and Shy guy
Diana the Valkyrie - No, I've had men struggling under me before, it's experience
Diana the Valkyrie - Same telnet session, but it should mean that you can';t make silly mistakes
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Alexei
Alexei - Just saying hello
Shy Guy - Can you build offline as well?
Diana the Valkyrie - Not sure.
Shy Guy - I struggle to be creative online, too busy watching BT make money
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I think you can
Shy Guy - Would tht be with MZF, or anther software download?
Diana the Valkyrie - Have a rummage round www.circlemud.org
Shy Guy - I'll check it out tomorrow
Shy Guy - Can anyone extend a circlemud, or do you need to give them a special login?
sub - MIghty Diana, i just emailed that massage story i promised to send to You
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 6:45pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Soeone needs to research that sort of thing. All I did was get the source, compile it, install it, and start it running
Shy Guy - OK, I'll stop the anorak talk before we lose your other guests!
* Shy Guy hangs his anorak in the closet
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, I got the story sub. It's on the web site now, go look.
Shy Guy - Now THAT'S service!
Diana the Valkyrie - In the fourth miscellaneous area
sub - You are just too fast, Kind Diana. Thank You
Diana the Valkyrie - voom
Shy Guy - sub, Diana is very kind today, she taught me a new dance earlier
Diana the Valkyrie - And recommended that he take up knitting
sub - a new dance? what dance?
Shy Guy - I'm not a good dancer!
Shy Guy - It's called 'The Hop'
sub - do you want to tell me about it, or should i just check the archives?
Shy Guy - It wouldn't be the same without Diana's input
Shy Guy - Check the archives
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 7:00pm
Shy Guy - Clepsy is quiet toinght, did someone say something to upset her?
Shy Guy - Or am I just caught in lag? oops!
Diana the Valkyrie - This isn't IRC, there isn't a lag
Shy Guy - Well, I typed my text in, and Clepsy chimed before it appeared
Shy Guy - I think I refresh every 10 seconds or so, that's what I was referring to
Shy Guy - Make that 5 seconds!
Shy Guy - Just noticed my PC clock reads 00:00
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 7:03pm
Shy Guy - Just what you expect from microsoftware I guess
Shy Guy - But it could just mean time for bed....
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 7:04pm
sub - looks like you were the one teaching "The Hop", SG.
Shy Guy - But sub, I couldn't have mastered it without Diana's valuable help
sub - Her input is always helpful, if sometimes humiliating
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 7:05pm
Shy Guy - OK, my CDs finishing up now, I'm off to bed
Shy Guy - G'night all
sub - good night, SG
Diana the Valkyrie - Night
* Shy Guy checks the coast is clear, and sneaks out the door
Shy Guy - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 7:10pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 7:15pm
sub - Swift Diana, did You post my story without reading it first?
Diana the Valkyrie - I read it first
sub - You are fast. You read it and posted it while i was making my way to the mud
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm a Valkyrie
sub - i keep forgetting that You can't be assessed by human standards, especially male standards
Diana the Valkyrie - Assessed? I hadn't realised you were assessing me.
sub - uh oh.
sub - i didn't mean assessed in a judgemental sense, Lovely Diana. i beg You t oforgive my poor choice of words
Diana the Valkyrie - In what sense then?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 7:30pm
sub - it's just that i'm constantly surprised by Your capabilities, Alarmingly Gifted One
Diana the Valkyrie - Clepsy, give us a quote?
Clepsydra - "That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all."
Diana the Valkyrie - Another quote, Clepsy?
Clepsydra - All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power -- Ashleigh Brilliant
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you, Clepsydra.
Clepsydra - It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips And pull your knees in tight. It's the pelvic thrust That really gets you insa-a-a-a-ane LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! -- Rocky Horror Picture Show
Diana the Valkyrie - Clepsy can now dispense words of wisdom
Clepsydra - "You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white; And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?" "In my youth," father William replied to his son, "I feared it might injure the brain; But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none, Why, I do it again and again." -- Lewis Carrol
sub - Clepsy has a remarkable teacher, Beautiful Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - She's coming along nicely, considering
sub - some people seem to find her irritating, but i don't really understand why
Diana the Valkyrie - It depends on what you expect, I think.
Diana the Valkyrie - If you don't like chiming clocks, she could be a bit intrusive.
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 7:40pm
sub - i wonder if some people expect her quotations, jokes, and comments to be directly related to the current conversation?
Clepsydra - Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 7:44pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 7:44pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 7:45pm
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 7:46pm)
DIana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 7:46pm)
sub - hi JF, you lucky devil
JoanneFan - Hi sub, Diana!
DIana the Valkyrie - But the always are, somehow.
JoanneFan - I don't feel too lucky today, sub. I think this vacation is already taking it' toll on my body...
sub - awww, poor JF. having too much fun?
JoanneFan - I think so..... :-)
sub - that's awful, JF. you can imagine how i pity you, having to put up with that muscular Woman all vacation
JoanneFan - Sub, do you own a home?
sub - no, JF, i rent
JoanneFan - I used to like summer. i think that I'll probably hate it this year. This is my first house...
JoanneFan - i never realized how much easier it is to rent...
sub - always lots of work to do around a house
JoanneFan - I'll tell ya sub, she can really be exhausting. JK that is
sub - you'll have me crying soon, JF
JoanneFan - I thought I was going to getr a new bike this summer. NOT....
DIana the Valkyrie - My guess is he'll be used up in a couple of months
JoanneFan - Diana, you may be right.
sub - You should be a shrewd estimator of how long a man will last, MIghty Diana
DIana the Valkyrie - Sucked dry
JoanneFan - JK has the energy of a pocket sized atomic bomb!
JoanneFan - We went to check out this fitness center today. You should have seen JK's eyes light up!
Clepsydra - Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: At least three.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 8:00pm
JoanneFan - If she ends up joining this club I think I'll start weight training again, too.
DIana the Valkyrie - Is that wise?
JoanneFan - Sure. A little more excercise does a body good.
JoanneFan - I couldn't have JK getting stronger than me. The way she's been going, it won't be much longer...
sub - why not stronger than you, JF? that's a dream of mine...
JoanneFan - I've never seen this kind of dedication in a woman before...
JoanneFan - You are such a sub.., sub.
sub - thank you, JF. as i've said before, i try
JoanneFan - LOL!
sub - what, you think it's easy/
sub - easy? i mean
JoanneFan - I really wouldn't know, sub...
DIana the Valkyrie - Good grovelling takes years of practice
JoanneFan - I suppose...
JoanneFan - Diana, what does your wristwatch say right now?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 8:15pm
JoanneFan - I didn't want to activate Clepsy. In your part of the world, Diana. What time is it?
Clepsydra - 8:16pm
DIana the Valkyrie - Add 5
JoanneFan - Do you ever sleep, Diana?
sub - isn't it 6, Lovely Diana? JF is in Central time, i think
Clepsydra - Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know, she said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine. 8:18pm
try again - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 8:22pm)
try again - Hey Clepsy, got anything by the Stones?
try again again - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 8:24pm)
JoanneFan - Nickname changed
DIana the Valkyrie - No, ignorant sub. You add five to what Clepsydra says
Clepsydra - The idea is to die young as late as possible. -- Ashley Montagu
sub - i apologize for my stupidity, Beautiful Diana. please forgive me
JoanneFan - sub, JK says hi!
JoanneFan - Such a sub......
sub - tell Her, "greetings, Mighty Joanne"
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 8:30pm
JoanneFan - JK's writing a song about clay. Teeee Heeeee...
JoanneFan - She likes to sing about silly stuff....
sub - about clay, JF?
JoanneFan - Now we are reverting back to childhood hand songs..
Brownie - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 8:34pm)
sub - hi Brownie
JoanneFan - Hi brownie.
Brownie - Hi, sub, Diana, JF, Clepsyda and try again
JoanneFan - Try again was me Brownie. I was going through my usual boot off, log back routine.
Brownie - I need to go to the archives and see what has been happening lately.
JoanneFan - See ya in a bit. Have fun, Brownie.
sub - cya JF
JoanneFan - Bye sub.
JoanneFan - Sub, are you leaving or am I ?
sub - neither of us, i guess
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 8:45pm
JoanneFan - I was just talking to Brownie
sub - actually, now that you mention it, i should be going. i have some writing to do
sub - i was confused, JF. not unusual for me
JoanneFan - Sub, I still havent read your stories. They are on my list though...
sub - Diana just posted another one tonight
JoanneFan - How many are there?
sub - only three, plus the poem
JoanneFan - What name do you write under?
sub - "sub"
JoanneFan - Duh... Stupid me!!!
sub - not listed among the authors. 2 of mine are in misc. 4
JoanneFan - The only story I've read so far here was a piece called, "Christeen Mc Allister". You know it?
sub - i haven't, JF. there are a lot of stories here
JoanneFan - I'll have to check the story page more often. I hear HBP has one, also. I think maybe a few more locals do too.
Brownie - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 8:53pm)
sub - HBP's is in misc. 4 also
JoanneFan - I was even thinking about writing one myself. I wonder if Diana would post it?
sub - why don't you ask Her. She's hovering, you know
JoanneFan - Maybe I will when it's finished...
JoanneFan - It would probably depend on the content, I guess...
sub - good plan. She can get impatient sometimes if She's expecting something
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 8:57pm
DIana the Valkyrie - flap flap flap
Diana the Valkyrie - Nickname changed
sub - the content doesn't seem to matter much, as long as it would be interesting to people who hang around here
JoanneFan - I see.
JoanneFan - It would be, I'm sure...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 9:00pm
sub - if you're thinking about writing something involving JK, lots of people would be interested. we can't wait for Her gallery
JoanneFan - No, what I have in mind is purely fantasy, sorry....
sub - fantasy is good too.
JoanneFan - Indeed. I'll probably include JK in my second one.
JoanneFan - JK wants to write one from a woman's standpoint...
sub - now that would be fun. there aren't many of those
JoanneFan - I agree. She has a real wild imagination on top of it!
sub - hmmm. i may have to start trying to 'convince' Her, in my grovelling way
JoanneFan - Ha ha, you go right ahead, sub...
sub - i'm not very persuasive, but i'm persistent
JoanneFan - I'll give you that.
JoanneFan - Consistent, permissive even...
sub - anyway, i have to go now. farewell, Beautiful Diana. cya JF
JoanneFan - Have a good one, sub.
sub - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 9:13pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 9:15pm
JoanneFan - DtV, you get a fairwell, I only got a cya....
Diana the Valkyrie - Count yourself lucky at that
JoanneFan - I do, I do! LOL!
JoanneFan - I need to compile some jokes for you to teach Clepsydra.
Clepsydra - Q: How many emergency room technicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room.
JoanneFan - Maybe some Stone's lyrics also...
JoanneFan - Somthing like this, "she the boss..., she's the boss in the office.., she's the boss in bed.., she's the boss in my head.., she's the boss"!
BootedMan - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 9:25pm)
JoanneFan - Nickname changed
JoanneFan - Not the Stones but close enough...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 9:30pm
JoanneFan - Talking to ones self is an art...
JoanneFan - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 9:30pm)
tinyboy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 9:33pm)
tinyboy - Hi all
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tiny
tinyboy - gee... no one talking tonight?
tinyboy - hi Diana...where did everyone go?
tinyboy - I thought the guest speaker was going to be on tonight?
Diana the Valkyrie - She was. HYou missed her
tinyboy - dang!
tinyboy - Thanks for posting the pics on the bookshelf...
tinyboy - didn't know you were going to post all three of the pics on there though...thought you were going to pick the best one and post it
Diana the Valkyrie - Glad you liked them
tinyboy - What did you think of the pics?
Diana the Valkyrie - Very nice
tinyboy - Would you like to see any more of them? I can scan the entire story of Reggie the Wimp's visit to his cousin
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Larry wouldn't like that, he's trying to sell the book!
tinyboy - I suppose so... it's one of his old ones that I scanned
tinyboy - Did you see the new stuff he has put out for this season?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 9:45pm
Rhys - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 9:45pm)
Rhys - hi!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi have his catalogue. Hi, Rhis
tinyboy - hi Rhys
Rhys - hello, Diana the Valkyrie, tinyboy
tinyboy - I'll see you later... gonna head for bed
Rhys - bye.
tinyboy - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 24 9:48pm)
Rhys - Gosh. just me and the head shed
Rhys - I always get a little nervous when it's just you and I
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 9:51pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Worried about what?
Rhys - I dunno....
Rhys - Tomorrow I get Betty's pics
JoanneFan - nervous, worried.... What thuh?????
Rhys - I think she'll love the site - I hope she will
Rhys - Speakin to Diana without the buffering of other people in the room always makes me nervous
Rhys - See, I left that "G" off of Speaking
Rhys - I'm nervous
JoanneFan - Ha...
Rhys - She should take that as a complement
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll take it as a compliment instead.
Rhys - She has a keen intellect. I'm very serious about that. A very good store of knowledge.
Rhys - She is also an insufferable wise acre
JoanneFan - You should talk, Diana... :-)
Rhys - But an intellectual challenge
Rhys - and a good heart - a heart of oak.
Diana the Valkyrie - Comes with the territory.
Rhys - Good English oak
Diana the Valkyrie - Fountain of wisdom
Clepsydra - All theoretical chemistry is really physics; and all theoretical chemists know it. -- Richard P. Feynman
JoanneFan - Yes, I've noticed that, Rhys... I like it!
JoanneFan - Wow, Clepsy is getting deep these days...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00pm
No!! - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 10:01pm)
JoanneFan - Nickname changed
Rhys - I was about to quote and paraphrase Elizabeth's speech as the Armada was advancing, but thought better of it.
Clepsydra - Power corrupts. And atomic power corrupts atomically.
JoanneFan - LOL!!!!!!
Rhys - I think I shall indulge in a second ale. I had a good workout and deserve the treat!!!
TomNine - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 10:03pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tom
TomNine - Good evening Diana, Rhys, JF.
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm already complete, thank you
JoanneFan - Have one for me too Rhys! Hi TN...
Rhys - I shall, my man, I shall. HO! Another bumper there for the good TomNine
Rhys - Oops. and for JoanneFan as well.
JoanneFan - "bumper"? I feel so stupid around here sometimes.....
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 10:07pm
Rhys - The one thing about America I do not like is we have no pub culture. I would like that.
TomNine - Enjoy that second ale, Rhys. Go for the burn, man!
Rhys - A bumper is a full glass of anything alchoholic
JoanneFan - pub culture? I think I got that one...
Rhys - (hic!)
JoanneFan - Thanks Rhys, I needed that
Rhys - The English have a nice communal pub culture. We have none because of you inately individualistic and islolationist culture.
JoanneFan - I need a "bumper" real bad right now!!!!
Rhys - We're stay at homes.
JoanneFan - That was much too deep for me, Rhys...
Rhys - Very boring.
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 10:11pm)
JoanneK - Hi, everyone!
Rhys - I like to get out a pound a few down. Laugh. Listen to music - bagpiper doing a pibchrociade (sp?)
TomNine - Hello, JK.
JoanneK - Hi, tn.
Rhys - Local stuff. Homespun
Rhys - Clap the musician on the back and say, "Well, done." and mean it.
Rhys - I've done that. Nothing better. Ahhhh..... for better days
TomNine - It's hard for me to even go too American bars after visiting other countries. Even Canada has us beat there!
JoanneFan - LOLouder, Rhys!!!!
Rhys - Maybe I'll visit Diana. Stay at the local Inn. Go to the local pub. Be a an infernal pest.
Homespun - Nickname changed
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15pm
Homespun - I like this....
Rhys - Knock on her door, and walk away with a mighty lump on my head. OUCH!!!
Rhys - Jesus! I only wanted to say hello!
Rhys - I'm done....
Homespun2 - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 10:16pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Why would I thump you on the head?
Rhys - You like homespun stuff??
Homespun2 - Shit!!!!!!!!
TomNine - Leave Diana alone, Rhys. We're lucky she deigns to chat with us here.
Rhys - I dunno... just kidding.
TomNine - What's the problem JF?
Homespun2 - Maybe I'll just change my nick to PROBLEM CHILD!!!!
Homespun2 - I don't have a problem TN. This infernal machine does!!!!!!!!!!!
Rhys - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 10:19pm)
TomNine - Nothing to say, Joanne?
JoanneFan - Nickname changed
JoanneK - I was just doing a trace.
Rhys - Last August I had a great night at the Griswold Inn in Essex, Conmnecticut. Ten ales and a great bagpiper and a great band that did sea chantys all night.
JoanneK - Diana, it took me 11 hops to get from prodigy's server to yours. And my times are all in the 200 ms range.
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no man 10:20pm
TomNine - The word "infernal" was used twice by different people in the last five minutes. What are the odds of that?
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 10:21pm
Rhys - Among intellectuals pretty good.
Rhys - And we're pretty good
JoanneFan - Here i go again! "chantys"? Rhys.
Diana the Valkyrie - THat's good, JK
Rhys - Sea songs. Old ones. Like What do You Do With a Drunken Sailor
JoanneK - Yeah, I know, Diana.
Rhys - God, I wish you could hear me sing that now.
Rhys - On the other hand, you wouldn't
JoanneFan - I'm glad I can't, Rhys....
Rhys - ... throw 'em in the bed with the captian's daughter.... etc.
Rhys - Way, hay, and up she rises; way, hay, and up she rises....
Rhys - Earlye in the moooorrning.
JoanneFan - Rhys, are you a former sailor or something???
Rhys - I do Ursa.... remember?
Rhys - But I lust and long for the frigates of Nelsons day.
Rhys - Confusion to the French. I see no flags! God!!!
Rhys - It's okay. I'm over it now. Please, please, talk...
* TomNine expects every man to do his duty.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30pm
Rhys - TomNine, are you English?
JoanneFan - 11 hops! am I good,too?
TomNine - I'm all American, Rhys, but the days of fighting sail also appeal to me greatly.
Rhys - Ahh... excellent. Read your Hornblower?
JoanneFan - TN, who's"sail"?
JoanneFan - Is she cute?
* TomNine wants nothing to do with a ship that will not sail fast, as TomNine intends to go into harm's way.
Rhys - JF, the days of the greatv sailing navies, the War of 1812
Rhys - Yes, I shall sail into harms way, was that JP Jones?
TomNine - I've read some Hornblower, but I haven't been able to go back to it since discovering Patrick O'Brian. His books are da bomb!
JoanneFan - So many wars, Rhys... It's hard to keep track... 1812? Spanish American?
Rhys - Yes, I have read some O'Brian, but I do prefer Forester, myself.
JoanneFan - Holy shit. I'm in the midst of history buffs... I'm doomed!!!!
Rhys - Listen, Imageine standing on the deck of a frigate, and laying along side another frigate , firing broadsides where 600 pounds of iron comes at you, and have no protection. And death and destruction all around you. And keeping it up until somebody strikes.
Rhys - Now that takes guts.
TomNine - Rhys, have you considered an Ursine story set during that period, perhaps involving a privateer?
JoanneFan - What website am I on?
Rhys - At the siege of Charlston during the Revolution, Sir Peter Parker said that his quarter-deck was cleared of officers twice (killed) and that a cannon ball came son close as to tear his britches clear to the buff - official Admiralty records.
Rhys - I have many ideas for Ursa.
JoanneK - I'm taking off my blouse now....
Rhys - She grows on me more and more
TomNine - Peter Parker? Aint dat the Amazing Spider-Man :-).
JoanneFan - You are arent you?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 24 10:40pm)
Rhys - Ugh.... yes.... yes....
JoanneK - Thank God, Scooby is here!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby
TomNine - Joanne, you naughty girl!
Rhys - It's all over now. Scooby's here
TomNine - Hey, Scoobs.
Rhys - I got her so excited, Joanne took her blouse off
JoanneK - Hmmmmm, my biceps feel so big and strong. I just love to feel and rub them....
Scooby - Peter Parker? Spider Man was in the revolution?
Rhys - Torn clear to the buff
JoanneFan - So do I....
Rhys - ooohhh... yes, nice. Ugh.. oops. Oh my.
JoanneK - So, did you have a good b-day, Scooby?
Scooby - Yessum.
TomNine - Joanne, I bet a little oil would really show off those muscles...
Rhys - Scooby's birthday?
JoanneK - Oh, yes. Let me rub a bit on me right now.
JoanneK - Rhys, yes his birthday was yesterday.
JoanneFan - Don't say that TN, I hate that greasy stuff...
Rhys - Beat to quarters, a ten gun salute!
Scooby - Yes, Rhys, where's my present?
JoanneFan - Shit!!!!
JoanneK - But, JF, your hands glide so smoothly over my hard muscles that way.
Rhys - Hetre, have a beer. Actually I'll have one for you. That'll make three