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Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
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paul - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 12:48am)
paul - Hi Clep
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 02:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 02:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 02:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
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des - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 08:32am)
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HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 09:55am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
yoyo - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 12:17pm)
yoyo - yo clepsy just me and u gal tic toc tik tok,what time is it?
Clepsydra - The time now is 12:17pm
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 4:47pm)
Shy Guy - Hi there Clepsydra hows tricks?
Shy Guy - Thought I'd take advantage of a quiet room to figure out these / command thingies
* Shy Guy Confused
* Shy Guy rolls 80
* Shy Guy rolls 21
* Shy Guy rolls 58
* Shy Guy slaps Shy Guy around a bit with a wet trout
* Shy Guy slaps Clepsydra around a bit with a wet trout
Shy Guy - Sorry Clep
* Shy Guy rolls 99
Shy Guy - Damn, that was a good one, let's quit while I'm hot!
Shy Guy - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 4:52pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Shy Girl - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 5:06pm)
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Alexei - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 5:25pm)
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hot fudge - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 5:40pm)
Mike - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 5:42pm)
Brownie - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 5:44pm)
Mike - Can someone help me with a problem? I've been dating this girl for a few weeks and she finally told me about a fantasy she's got she wants me to play out with her. Basically she wants me to beat her up a bit and "forcibly" have sex with her. I'm not sure I ought to do this....
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
wb270 - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 5:48pm)
Mike - P.S. I'm pretty tall and well built and am certainly capable of beating up on someone real bad, but I've never hit a woman before.
wb270 - hi everybody
wb270 - you still there HF?
Hot Fudge - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 5:49pm)
wb270 - mike you probably don't have to really hit her much
Hot Fudge - hi WB ON THE PHONE ARE THOSE GALS PICS UP YET
wb270 - I've got pics up on Lisa's site for everybody that I have a pic for, although not all the pics. there are still some girls I don't have a pic for, including Lisa
Hot Fudge - Sorry about the shouting
Mike - wb270: She wants me to hit her at least 7 or 8 times and she wants me to use my fists and wants it mostly in the face. I really don't want to mess up that beautiful face!
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:52pm
Hot Fudge - Haven't heard from Lisa for a while now she is helping a friend of ione in New York
wb270 - Haven't put any new pics up since the weekend though, I don't believe
wb270 - that's a problem mike. you certainly don't want to mark her face
Hot Fudge - Yes Old lisa seems reticent with the pics even some of those girls are very pretty, pics would help her a lot
wb270 - it's too easy to do damage
Hot Fudge - Mike as a Lawyer I would say don't do it
wb270 - Lisa's willing enough with pics of other women, if she can get them
Mike - So what should I do?
Hot Fudge - What are you gonna tell the Jury if she sues?
Hot Fudge - you can bet your shirt on thousands in damages.
wb270 - try being very forceful with her, maybe slap her, but not really hard, but don't punch her in the face
Hot Fudge - Not to mention doing time inside
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:55pm
wb270 - how well do you know this girl?
wb270 - give her a hard spanking on her bottom, but don't mark her face
Hot Fudge - Lawyer says don't do anything involving the infliction of more than momentary discomfort, ie don't leave a mark bruise or wound
Mike - Thanks, but I don't think that's what she wants. Maybe I could arrange for her to watch me beat up another guy and that might do it for her....
Hot Fudge - You'll get plenty of chance Up Da River
Mike - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 5:57pm)
wb270 - doesn't sound very satisfactory at best, unless you at least enjoy inflicting pain
Hot Fudge - Yuck every fibre of my legal being screams concern
wb270 - you're on later than usual HF
wb270 - too easy to do real, and visible damage to faces
Hot Fudge - Well I haven't seen Scooby tonight, WB do you know Gatlinburg Tennessee?
Hot Fudge - It's Friday so it's not a school night
wb270 - I've been there, on the east slpe of the Smokey mountains
Hot Fudge - I facny taking a log cabin for a week,
wb270 - are you a big hiker?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
wb270 - Near the largest and most impressive stands of virgin hardwood left anywhere in the wourld, I believe
Hot Fudge - I am not a huuuge hiker but I quite like a hikelette here and there, and I like forests and hills especially American ones which tend to be bigger
Hot Fudge - Being America all the cabins come with central air and cable
wb270 - I'm trying to think of the name of the mountain, but there is one near there with a 5000 ft vertical hike
Hot Fudge - and hot tubs etc
Hot Fudge - Altho hugely overweight I love to walk
wb270 - There is not much virgin temperate hardwood forest left in the world.
wb270 - won't want the 5000 ft vertical hike then
wb270 - Lisa would eat that up
Hot Fudge - And gatlinburg seems to have plenty of all you can eat steakhousees
Hot Fudge - I ca do a bit
wb270 - but I don't know of any wrestlers very near there
Hot Fudge - Actually by southern standards I may not be all that overweight
wb270 - I think that the nearest city is Knoxville
Hot Fudge - Lisa could come I mean I could ask her except she might want some ungodly sum
wb270 - It would be very pretty there in mid April through Mid May. Some really impressive Rhodadendrons (sp?) on the western slopes of the smokies
Hot Fudge - I think that I would have to do without wrestling, I can go via NY and get it there, or I could drive to St Louis on One of my long road trips and see Unique and Scooby at the same time
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:06pm
wb270 - probably would want some ungodly sum
Hot Fudge - I hear that G'Burg has "attractions" ie has loads of tacky stores etc?
Hot Fudge - And apparetnly Pigeon Bridge has a factory outlet mall
Hot Fudge - I am a simple man at heart
wb270 - Not much to reccommend in St. Louis except for Unique; they do have an excellent Zoo.
Hot Fudge - THe Cabins seem reasonable by British standards, ie price wise and a spec way ahead of anytihng this benighted island could offer
wb270 - There are a bunch of tacky stores in Gatlingsburg, and in North Carolina on the other side. Some with a Cherokee theme, for the few survivors who escaped the trail of tears
wb270 - tacky stores all over any touristy place in the southern US
wb270 - there are "factory outlet malls" everywhere nowdays
Hot Fudge - Royal America looked after the red fellas somewhat better than the Republic
wb270 - perhaps, although I think it was more a case of just less settlement
wb270 - Homeless and drunk indians all over vancouver
Hot Fudge - I like the outlet malls I went to one in Indiana Michigan City I think, not much of a city and no where near Michigan, but that figures. All America is like a factory outlet mall to us British, when the car hire charge us the "penalty" rate to fill up the returned hire car we think it's christmas
wb270 - well, prices certainly are lower here for most things
Hot Fudge - Fact A no Indian Wars pre Revo no Indian War in Canada, ever and most Indians were on George's side in Revolution and on British side in 1812
Hot Fudge - The no go west of the Appalachians was one of the Revolution causes
wb270 - still, how many prosperous indians do you see in Canada, and, indeed, how many survive at all?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 6:15pm
Hot Fudge - In canada there are still Indian tribes who march around with Unin Jacks and hold parades wearing bowler (derby) hats and carrying umbrellas
wb270 - My impression is that in Canada as in the US, the Indians have mostly been fun off the good land and are quite poor
wb270 - and the biggest killer of indians wasn't war, it was disease
Hot Fudge - I don't think the Indians ever really came to terms with Western Civilisation it's sad, still the same is tru of Africa, the place is a mess and that Mandela is one Big Nothing
wb270 - but we certainly haven't treated the indians well at all
wb270 - but africans aren't vulnerable to disease the way indians are
wb270 - so they have certainly multiplied, if not prospered
Hot Fudge - They just kill each other every chance they get
wb270 - whereas the pre columbian Indian poulation of North America was almost certainly much higher than it is today
Hot Fudge - They were better off being run as colonies, perhaps not the Belgian ones
wb270 - well, this way it's africans exploiting other africans
wb270 - that's apparently morally less objectionable, even if they exploit each other far worse than the colonial powers ever thought of doing
Hot Fudge - Yes that must be much more satisfyin the Colonial days never produced any Idi Amins, tho,
wb270 - no doubt Africa would be better governed and more prosperous if the map were still largely colored red.
Hot Fudge - Well it's late even if I don't have to work, I'll be getting along, See Ya WB
wb270 - take care, see you later
Hot Fudge - Ain't that a fact, well Rome handed over to Byzantium and London must pass teh torch to Washington
Hot Fudge - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 6:23pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 6:30pm
Rhys - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 6:30pm)
Rhys - Hi wb
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 6:45pm
victim - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 6:47pm)
victim - hi
victim - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 6:50pm)
Rhys - Hi, Vic
sonia - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 6:58pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 7:00pm
sonia - hi room, just a quick hello
tina - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 7:01pm)
victim - back
tina - hi
tina - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 7:01pm)
victim - hi all
Teddy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 7:03pm)
Teddy - Hi.
sonia - just a hello from Paris, not staying on line,but will be back next friday
Teddy - Hello sonia from Paris.Do you live there?
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Ebony - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 7:09pm)
TuneMan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 7:09pm)
TuneMan - Hello all
victim - hi
Ebony - Hello !
victim - hi tuneman. did i see you at irc an hour ago?
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:10pm
TuneMan - I'm in Germany
TuneMan - victim, you probably did
victim - ok
victim - hi ebony
Ebony - Hi victim ,how are you?
victim - fine. are you new or did we not meet yet?
TuneMan - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 7:14pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 7:15pm
Ebony - This is the 3rd time I've been here.New I guess.
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:15pm
victim - m or f?
Ebony - F
victim - what are your interests?
Ebony - Very varied!
victim - and what did you bring here?
Ebony - This site makes me horny.I love to look at galleries and read the stories.
victim - what kind of stories? mixed fight, femdom, amazons, muscle...
Ebony - fem/fem wrestling,fem/dom,muscle....very varied.
victim - well I´m into femdom, tickling, martial arts
Ebony - Where you from Victim?
victim - germany. you?
Ebony - NYC USA
Vincent - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 7:25pm)
Vincent - hello all
victim - you like just wrestling women?
victim - hi vincent
Ebony - Hi vincent.
Ebony - It's a strong fantasy for me.
victim - no men?
Ebony - Yes men too.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 7:30pm
Ebony - Victim do you like to tickle or be tickled?
victim - guess...my nick is victim
Vincent - how often do you fight, Ebony?
Ebony - I fantasize it a lot,but never actually did.
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 7:34pm)
victim - hi jf
JoanneFan - Greetings everyone!
Vincent - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 7:34pm)
Le lobster - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 7:35pm)
JoanneFan - Hi vic...
Le lobster - Hello all.
JoanneFan - In one more day, I change my nick to, VACATIONMAN! Yeee Haaa!
Ebony - Hello
victim - congrats, jf
JoanneFan - Hey Ll, is that French for delicious?
Le lobster - Indeed,JF
JoanneFan - Never met a lobster I didn't like...
Le lobster - victim,did you write a text in Scooby's Soapboax?
victim - yep
victim - it was merely a gift he desired
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 7:41pm)
Le lobster - Bravo! I enjoyed it a lot...
* Shy Guy hovers quietly near the door
Le lobster - Hello Shy Guy
victim - hi shy. thanx, lobster
JoanneFan - "hovers"? Pass me some of what your using SG...
Ebony - Hi shy.
Shy Guy - Did I say 'hovers', Hoovers sorry, just a little cleaning...
JoanneFan - Yah, right...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 7:45pm
Shy Guy - Hello again all, I try to be polite, but my messages get lost sometimes
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:45pm
JoanneFan - Is anyone here using webtv?
Shy Guy - Don't think we've got that over here yet
JoanneFan - Yep, it's here. Diana told me...
JoanneFan - Wait a minute... Over where,SG?
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:47pm
Shy Guy - UK, we're usually 18 months behind
Shy Guy - Our own littile time warp
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:48pm
JoanneFan - LOL. You'll get it I'm sure.
JoanneFan - Where at in the UK, SG?
Shy Guy - So what's lined up for the vacation, excitment/relaxatio or both?!
Shy Guy - Small town called Chipping Norton, North end of Oxfordshire
JoanneFan - "relaxatio"??? does that translate into beer and rest???
Shy Guy - And don't forget sleep
JoanneFan - I recently partied with a couple of blokes from .... Shit, I can't remember the town, it starts with a saint, I think.
JoanneFan - St. Petersburg?
Shy Guy - We have a few saints, any idea north or south?
Shy Guy - No, I think St Petersburg is a little further afield than us!
JoanneFan - No, That night is a bit cloudy to me...:-)
JoanneFan - "afield"
Shy Guy - Must have been some party
JoanneFan - Somewhere south of there.
victim - still here, ebony?
Shy Guy - Sure, "Afield", is that some British colloquialism?
Ebony - Yes ,just relaxing.
Shy Guy - And if the night was that cloudy, it was probably Manchester.
Shy Guy - Or maybe Leeds
Shy Guy - Saint Helens gets duff weather too
victim - ebony, how tall are you?
Ebony - 5'9" around there.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 8:00pm
* Shy Guy turns to admire Ebony
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 8:00pm)
JoanneK - Hello everyone!
victim - hi joanne
Shy Guy - Hello JoanneK
JoanneK - Shy Guy, JoanneFan says it was Manchester. he's having a problem getting back on here.
JoanneK - Hi, Vic, Shy
Ebony - thanks shy.
* JoanneK still trying to figure out how to do this.
Shy Guy - You're welcome Ebony.
JoanneK - Oh, it worked! Keewwwwwllllll.
Shy Guy - JK - looks like you've got it to me
victim - has the problem something to do with your strength, joanne?
JoanneK - Vic, what are you talking about?
JoanneK - Oh, you mean about JF trying to get back on here?
victim - yep
JoanneK - JF is connected, but he can't get back to the chatroom.
JoanneK - Vic, my strength interrupted JF last night...hee hee.
* Shy Guy hovers further away from the door
Shy Guy - Maybe he can get in now?
JoanneK - He's still trying, shy. How come Ebony is so quiet?
Ebony - I should be shy girl I guess.
JoanneK - Eb, you didn't sound too shy before when talking to
Ebony - How can you tell Jk?To who?
* Shy Guy sneaks up behind victim and taps him on the shoulder
Shy Guy - Tag, your 'it'
JoanneK - When you were talking to Victim?
* victim turns his head
* Shy Guy runs and hides behind Ebony
Ebony - Yes JK your right .I can't fool you.
JoanneK - So, are you a female bodybuilder, Eb?
JF - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 8:13pm)
victim - wb, jf
JoanneK - Yayyyy! JoanneFan is back - now he's JF.
Shy Guy - Welcome back JF
JF - Shit! What a long road that was....
JF - I want my webtv.....
Ebony - No ,just a fit female.
JoanneK - Web TV sucks balls!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 8:15pm
Shy Guy - Really, can I get one?
JoanneK - How fit are you?
JF - You know better, JK. I never had this problem with webtv....
JoanneK - You will now since Microsoft owns Web TV.
JoanneK - Sure, Shy Guy. I'm sure you'd enjoy it! Ha ha.
Ebony - Still about 8% body fat but I'm working on it.
JF - LOL!!!!
Shy Guy - What's '8% body fat' mean? Am I around 100?
JF - It took me awhile to get that one, SG...
JoanneK - 8% body fat??? I find that hard to believe.
victim - jealous, jk?
JoanneK - no still alive is more like it, Victime.
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:19pm
victim - lol
JoanneK - A woman should not go below 12%. Too dangerous.
Shy Guy - So how is 'body fat' measured, any what's a typical number?
victim - and before or after wrestling...
Ebony - Sorry Jk.I run 6 miles every day.I've been working out hard,I want to run the NY marathon this year.
JoanneK - Shy Guy, several different methods are used to measure body fat. Hydrostatic is the best. A typical female's body fat is 18%-26% unless she is an athlete. Then, average athlete would be 10%-15%.
JoanneK - Ebony, so you have that leaned out runner look, huh?
Shy Guy - Thanks for info
bb_fan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 8:24pm)
JoanneK - Hi, BB.'
bb_fan - Hey all...what's going on?
Shy Guy - Hi BB fan
victim - hi, bb
JoanneK - Not much.
bb_fan - Hey Joanne
Ebony - I also swim strong,I have more of a swimmers look.
JF - My bodyfat measures 12%. To look at me you'd think I have none.....
JoanneK - Eb, are you interested in developing hard, solid, big muscle like the women on this web site?
bb_fan - So what is the topic of conversation now?
JoanneK - Ebony's bodyfat %.
Ebony - No JK I am here to admire it!
bb_fan - oh
JoanneK - So, tell me. How did you lower your bodyfat % so drastically? I'm interested because I want to get mine down to 15%.
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 8:28pm)
Ebony - Areobic conditioning ,I find to be the best.
EbonyFan - Nickname changed
JoanneFan - This thing is really starting to tee me off!
EbonyFan - Hey I wanna be a fan too!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 8:30pm
JoanneK - Eb, did you lower your intake of fat drastically?
JoanneK - EF - is that you shy guy?
EbonyFan - Erm, could be
JoanneFan - Hey, if your gonna be a fan, make sure you're a 3-speed.....
victim - Well, I will NOT change my nick into bbfan
Ebony - I don't eat fat.Espec. Saturated.Carbos are the way to go.
JoanneFan - Slow, medium and HIGHHHHHH...
EbonyFan - JF, stop and slow is all you get
JoanneK - Well, what about these low carb diets that are becoming so popular? They say you need to lower your carbs in order to lose the fat.
JoanneFan - Yah, I know, just dreamin'
EbonyFan - Hey vic, maybe Clepsy wants a fan?
Ebony - A high level of areobic conditioning will not allow the carbs to turn to fat.Instead they produce more energy.
victim - lol, ebonyfan
JoanneK - Well, you're doing a lot more cardio than I do. I concentrate more on lifting heavy weights and eating my protein than anything else.
JoanneK - Guess I need to get back to my cardio program 4-5 times per week!
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:36pm
victim - and wrestling your fan, i guess, joanne...:)
JoanneK - Hey, Vic, now THAT'S a great idea for cardio! Up for it JF?
JoanneFan - Ooooooh Yahhhhhh, babe!
Ebony - Have to go now got a date.Nite all.
EbonyFan - G'nite, have fun
JoanneFan - See ya Eb!
victim - bye, ebony
JoanneK - See ya Ebony!
bb_fan - bye ebony
Ebony - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 8:38pm)
JoanneFan - Have a good one SG!
ClepsydraFan - Nickname changed
JoanneFan - LOL!!!!
ClepsydraFan - So then Clepsy, do you have time for me
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:39pm
JoanneK - ROFL.
JoanneK - Time
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:39pm
JoanneK - Timetime
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:39pm
JoanneFan - SG, are you also a ceilingfan?
JoanneK - minute
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:40pm
spectator_of_JF_getting_wrestled_down_by_joanne - Nickname changed
JoanneK - hour
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:40pm
ClepsydraFan - LOL
JoanneK - ROFLMAO
JoanneFan - Vic, you are a piece of work, man...
ClepsydraFan - MAO?
JoanneK - Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off (ROFLMAO).
ClepsydraFan - Thanks, I'm a poor software engineer and can't cope with acronyms longer three letters
spectator_of_JF_getting_wrestled_down_by_joanne - pity for the ass, joanne
JoanneFan - It's not the wrestling that gets me. It's the feats of strength, victim....
JoanneK - CF - I know the feeling. I'm trying to memorize all the acronyms for Network Administrator and Computer Technician studies.
JoanneK - What the hell are you talking about, Victim?
searching_for Joanne´s_laughed-off-ass - Nickname changed
ClepsydraFan - Ouch. Ever get the feeling you'll never use real words again?
JoanneK - Victim, you have lost it big time!
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:44pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 8:45pm
victim - Nickname changed
JoanneK - JF and I are still trying to find TIME to do the squat with him on my shoulders!
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:45pm
JoanneFan - Her ass is nothing to laugh about, vic. It's something to drool about....
victim - sorry
ClepsydraFan - Come on Clepsy, one more time
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:45pm
ClepsydraFan - For old time's sake
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:45pm
JoanneK - CF, half the time I can't remember what the damn acronyms mean! I have to look them up.
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:46pm
ClepsydraFan - TLA was always my favorite
JoanneK - clock
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:46pm
JoanneK - TLA? That one I can't think of now.
ClepsydraFan - Three Letter Acronym, it is what it describes
JoanneK - Shut up, Clepsy!!!!
JoanneK - Oh, brother.
Hey How long a nickname do you think I can get away with using in this thing? - Nickname changed
JoanneK - LOL.
JoanneFan - LOLLLLLL!
* JoanneK wants to squat JF on her shoulders.
victim - lol. but i don´t want to challenge.
I'm not trying hard enough. I am clearly going to have to do much better if I want to get some wrapping here. Maybe this will do better - Nickname changed
Shy Guy Again - Nickname changed
JoanneK - Would you just look at the Occupants list! It's a cluttered mess. Diana would be pissed if she were here to see this!
JoanneFan - SG, you are a nut... It must be that UK air!
Shy Guy Again - Spring is in the air....
victim - yeah. where is she anyway?
JoanneK - How do you change your nickname like that anyway?
JoanneFan - I'm changing to full screen now, SG...
Shy Guy Again - use /nick
Shy Guy Again - full screen JF?
JoanneK - Vic, I don't know.
JoanneK - SG, with MS Internet Explorer, there is a full screen mode.
victim - jf, do you get just lifted or scissored, too?
JoanneFan - Yah, all the nicknames were covering the screen. No room for the chat...
Shy Guy Again - Gotcha, doesn't seem to make much difference to me though
JoanneK - Vic, I don't think JF wants to be scissored. however, I do squeeze him between my thighs.
Shy Guy Again - You running in a small window normally?
JoanneFan - Scissored I havent tried, vic...
victim - whatelse do you do to him, joanne?
JoanneFan - Yah, it's inherent to this system...
JoanneK - I flex my biceps and feel one bicep with the other hand in a sensual, seductive manner while JF watches. It really turns him on!
victim - wow
JoanneK - I'll hug him super hard when he's laying on top of me until he says, "TAKE IT EASY!"
Shy Guy Again - I can see that (or at least wish I could! Lucky guy)
victim - double wow
JoanneK - I also squeeze him real hard so he can feel my lovely pecs pulsating against his chest.
JoanneFan - Life with a muscle girl. I should write a book...
victim - does he have a chance when you pin him?
Shy Guy Again - With pictures, don't forget the pictures
JoanneK - No, not when I pin him.
Shy Guy Again - We comics fans get confused with too many words
JoanneK - Vic, there are many other things I do, but it's too sexual to get into here.
victim - are you able to pin him helplessly just with your weight and legs, not using your hands?
JoanneK - Never tried that, Vic. I always use my hands.
Here we go again.. - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 8:59pm)
Here we go again.. - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 8:59pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 9:00pm
Here we go again.. - The JoanneK gallery is in the makes. I'm sure that everyone will like it...
victim - what a pity...i sure like it when the girl on top has her hands free
JoanneK - There are other things I do on top of JF where my hands are free! Hee hee.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 9:01pm)
Shy Guy Again - Hi Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Good grief!!!
JoanneK - Diana, do you believe this shit?!!! Look at the occupants list!
Here we go again.. - She doesn't have to hold me down vic, I just like to lay there under her and watch her flex.
Diana the Valkyrie - I leave you folk alone, and look what happens!!!
Shy Guy Again - I'll be going while I'm still in one piece then...
victim - uh-oh, shy.
Little Man - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 9:03pm)
victim - hi diana
Here we go again.. - Well, I have an excuse. I keep getting booted off...
JoanneK - Diana, I think you oughta take Shy Guy and squeeze him between your massive thighs until he's gasping for air!
Diana the Valkyrie - That's better.
JoanneFan - Nickname changed
Shy Guy Again - Erm, an excuse, I'm certifiably inane?
victim - ..while tickling him crazy
* Shy Guy Again nods eagerly in agreement
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, was it ShyGuy who made all that mess?
JoanneK - Thanks, Diana.
JoanneK - Shy Guy and Victim!
Shy Guy Again - Hey, I can't take all the credit here
Diana the Valkyrie - And victim, huh?
Shy Guy Again - Vic helped too...
* victim whistles innocently
* Diana the Valkyrie slaps victim around a bit with a wet trout
JoanneFan - LOL
victim - NO, NO...well, not as bad as shy
* Diana the Valkyrie slaps Shyguy around a bit with a wet trout
* Shy Guy Again hides behind Clepssydra
JoanneK - shy was definitely worse.
Little Man - Hi all, I'm new to Diana's chat room but write stories for her library.
* Shy Guy Again and ducks too
* Diana the Valkyrie slaps JoanneFan around a bit with a wet trout
JoanneK - Hi, Little Man.
Shy Guy Again - I'm new too, and may not get invited back at this rate!
JoanneFan - No not meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Littleman
victim - THAAAANKS, Diana. Girls will just LOVE my new perfume.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, you
JoanneK - What did JF do?
Diana the Valkyrie - He narked on Victim and ShyGuy
Shy Guy Again - /me peeks sheepishly around the clock
Clepsydra - The time now is 9:08pm
Little Man - Hi JoanneK
JoanneFan - But I, I didn't, duh, shit!
JoanneK - No, he didn't. I did!
Diana the Valkyrie - Arguing, huh?
Little Man - Hi Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, but it's more fun to slap a man around.
JoanneK - Alright, Diana!
JoanneFan - I'm ready....
Diana the Valkyrie - You should keep him under better control.
* JoanneK slaps around a bit with a wet trout
* JoanneK slaps JF around a bit with a wet trout
victim - Hey, watch whom you are slapping...
* Shy Guy Again searches in my pockets for some 'trout repellant'
JoanneFan - OOOOHHHH, it hurts soooooo goooood....
JoanneK - Diana, ohhhh, believe me I got this man under control! One look at my biceps and he's under my power!
victim - take this lemon, shy
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Joanne, you haven't fnished the job
* Shy Guy Again takes lemon from victim
* victim smirks
Shy Guy Again - Thanks, now what do I do with it?
victim - rub it all over you, shy
Diana the Valkyrie - Suck it
JoanneK - The rest of the job?
Shy Guy Again - You sure about this vic?
Diana the Valkyrie - A frown should be all it takes.
victim - no. but i don´t want to be the only idiot smelling like fish AND lemon
* Shy Guy Again tosses lemon to Little Man
Diana the Valkyrie - Lemon goes very welll with fish
Shy Guy Again - Maybe little can help out?
victim - rats!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 9:15pm
Little Man - I love Lemon, Especially with fish!
victim - HEY. LEAVE THAT KNIVE WITH YOU...
Shy Guy Again - Glad to be of service
JoanneK - Welp, I'm outta here for a little while. See ya folks later.
JoanneK - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 9:16pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, JK
victim - cya, joanne
victim - could you give me that trout, diana. guess i won´t find another friend for a while.
Little Man - I have to go and write more stories or else Diana won't be pleased!
Diana the Valkyrie - Your stories are very popular
victim - bye, littl
Why is this happenin - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 9:19pm)
Shy Guy Again - bye LM
Shy Guy Again - trout allergy?
JoanneFan - Nickname changed
Little Man - Thank you oh beautiful one. I hope everyone reads them!
victim - SAW THAT?
* Diana the Valkyrie slaps victim around a bit with a kipper
Diana the Valkyrie - There, that's better, now you don't smell of trout
Little Man - See ya all later. Don't forget to check out my bookshelf. Bye!
Shy Guy Again - Darn, I invest in all that trout repellant, and now we're on to kippers
JoanneFan - Diana, what the hell is a "kipper"?
victim - ugh
victim - Räucherhering
Little Man - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 9:22pm)
Shy Guy Again - I just can't keep up with all this mordern technology I guess....
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, it could be anything that's been kippered, really
JoanneFan - Thanks for the info.....
Diana the Valkyrie - Victim already told you
victim - i can hear the girls say: "Wrestle a kipper-trout? Never!"
Shy Guy Again - You got girls in there with you vic?
wuffy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 9:25pm)
JoanneFan - Oh, I get it. It must have been something in this Yank blood of mine.
Shy Guy Again - Hi wuffy
victim - not anymore, now, shy. hi wuff
wuffy - Hi folks,ar there any tall girls in the room?
Shy Guy Again - I guess we brought it on ourselves...
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, wuffy
victim - à propos wuff: where´s scooby?
wuffy - I have no idea where scooby is
victim - you missed ebony, wuffy
wuffy - Is ebony tall?
Shy Guy Again - How tall is 'Tall'?
wuffy - six foot and over
Shy Guy Again - Then not quite I guess
Shy Guy Again - Then not quite I guess
JoanneFan - 8' like some of those drawings in the Valkyrie gallery.
Shy Guy Again - Hey, stereo
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 9:30pm
wuffy - are there sometimes six foot girls in the room and if,when?
Clepsydra - The time now is 9:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Wuffy, on Wednesdays, there's a 6'2 girl
wuffy - Diana,if you could tell me the appr.time,Iwould be very apreaciated
Clepsydra - The time now is 9:32pm
wuffy - 6'2" would b perfect
Diana the Valkyrie - 8pm EST
wuffy - Thats 2 am here in germany,but I´´ll try to be there
wuffy - As everybody knows,I´´m a total tall girls adorer
wuffy - Does nobody like it when a girl is taller as the male,I love it
JoanneFan - Hey Wuf, what do you like the best about the tall chicks?
Shy Guy Again - I'm unlikely to find a girl that tall, 6'5" is lot lot of woman!
wuffy - I like it to look straight into their cleavage when I stand in fron of them and i love the feeling to be dominated
JoanneFan - You never know SG, I found JoanneK....
Shy Guy Again - And we are eternally jealous of you too!
wuffy - Who´´s JoanneK.?
JoanneFan - Cleavage? we all like that...
Rhys - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 9:38pm)
JoanneFan - She's my babe, wuffy....
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 9:38pm)
Rhys - Hi folks
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Rhys
Shy Guy Again - Hi Rhys
victim - wb, rhys, joanne
Shy Guy Again - wb Joanne
JoanneK - I just don't get it and don't think I ever will....how can you guys like muscular woman and then still want cleavage? The two don't usually go together.
JoanneFan - Hi Rhys!!!
Rhys - Wie gets wuff wuff und Victim
Diana the Valkyrie - Wow, you let him refer to you as "my babe"? He wouldn't try that twice with me. You must be very gentle with him!
Shy Guy Again - No-one ever said we had to be reasonable!
victim - Gut, Rhys.
JoanneK - Diana, I prefer "my fiance. "
JoanneFan - I'll second that, SG...
wuffy - Sorry Joanne,but it depends by the figure of the woman
JoanneK - Sorry, Wuffy, but most of the muscle chicks who have boobs got implants!
JoanneK - It really irritates me that the guys who claim they LOVE muscular women turn around and say, "I love big boobs and cleavage." Can't have your cake and eat it too.
wuffy - Joanne,I could live with that,I mean it looks good but some girls have natural big boobs
JoanneK - Oh, well. Not the first time I've seen a man be inconsistent.
Clepsydra - The time now is 9:42pm
JoanneFan - Doesn't she have a STRONG... personality........???
wuffy - I think she have
JoanneK - Not the muscular ones, Wuffy. They are fake and they look like round pie tins plastered on the woman's chest.
Shy Guy Again - I think she strong all over
JoanneK - Yes, I is.
wuffy - Joanne,what you think about Nicole Bass,she has pretty big boobs?
JoanneK - No she doesn't.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 9:45pm
JoanneK - Take a look at Denise Masino's fake ones and some of the fitness competitors. Fake, fake, fake!!!!
wuffy - I never met her,but I have a video from her and her boobs look pretty big
Rhys - Boobs are worthless. Nice to ogle, but the fascination vanishes very quickly. A good lean body, an intelligent face, a good heart; those last.
JoanneK - And if big boobs look so good, why don't you men walk around with a pair of 38D's and tell me how you FEEL!
Rhys - And I'm looking for that
wuffy - But Joanne,boobs not everything for me,I also love big and strong tighs
JoanneK - Thank you, Rhys!!! Finally, a man with intelligence.
JoanneFan - Diana, I think that Joanne has what it takes to be a Valkyrie. How would she go about becoming certified?
Diana the Valkyrie - Same way anyone gets certiied.
JoanneK - Yeah, Rhys, the boobs are going to sag to the ground when the woman gets older. And the boob jobs have to be re-done every 7-10 years.
JoanneFan - Diana, do you have a testing facility?
Diana the Valkyrie - JF, anyone who allows themself to be called "my babe" has some distance to go.
wuffy - Joanne,don´´t ge me wrong please,but honestly my dreamwoman is Anna Nicole Smith,but I guess you don´´t like her
JoanneFan - Hmmmmmmmm.....
Rhys - Women are not women are not women. But wait. There are woment o ogle and women to get to know and women to get to love. They are all different. And have different functions. No one woman should not feel obliged to be all of them. Like I am not Fabio.
JoanneK - Anna Nicole Smith??? Yuck!!!!
JoanneFan - Diana, are you a woman? I think not.....
JoanneK - Rhys, wouldn't want you to be Fabio. Gross! Now, let's talk about Sly Stallone! Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmm.
Shy Guy Again - JF, how can you say that, she's MY dream woman!
Shy Guy Again - And only in my dreams....
wuffy - Joanne,I knew that you would react like this,sly stallone is a macho
JoanneK - Rhys, how do I change my color?
* Shy Guy Again stares wistfully into the distance
JoanneFan - Dream, that's all SG. I don't live a dream life....
Rhys - Well, I'm not him either. But I stay in shape and know I'm no adonis. But I have other qualities. Women ahve to stop worrying about the boob thing.
victim - log off and log on again, joanne.
JoanneK - Sly Stallone is not a macho man. He's sweet and kind.
JoanneK - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 9:53pm)
JoanneFan - Good deal, Rhys....
wuffy - Ok,if you say so,I will believ,but do you know ANS?
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 9:54pm)
JoanneK - I've seen Anna Nicole Smith in interviews. She's chunky and big boobed. Gross!
JoanneK - You would think since the feminist movement that women would forget about the boobs.
victim - i like your way to argue. JF, you have a jewel here. Keep it well.
wuffy - OK,you´´re right,but please don´´t blame me for liking her,she´´s a dream for me
Rhys - Tone up, any woman can to that. Being gisted with an intelligent face and a good disposition are things more worry about. I live in the South and the woman are cute and shallow, when they're not moronic. Where do I find intellegence, the hell with boobs.
Diana the Valkyrie - A Valkyrie leaves a fluffbunny in the dust.
JoanneK - I'm not blaming you for liking her, Wuffy. Sorry.
JoanneFan - She's "a babe".
* Shy Guy Again tries to figure what a fluffbunny is
Rhys - The feminist movement has attracted only a few leftest male wanna bees. Most women wnat to be woman in the traditional sense. Thye want companionship and want a man.
JoanneK - Rhys, sorry to hear that. I could tell you to start searching in the Midwest.
wuffy - of couse I accept your oppinion Rhys,I agree with you,but I also like boobs
JoanneK - Rhys, I want a man too. However, I believe in independence as well.
wuffy - Joanne,could you be so kind and tell me your height?
Rhys - Well, it's a lond drive and were do I satrt looking, in a drug store?
JoanneK - Diana, why does JF keep getting booted out of the chat room?
Diana the Valkyrie - He isn't getting booted out.
JoanneK - Wuffy, I'm 5'1". Short yet strong.
Rhys - Independence is fine. I want it you want it. But where do we meet the right people. How do we meet them.
Diana the Valkyrie - Why do you think he is?
JoanneK - He keeps getting disconnected.
JoanneFan - Maybe I'm just too obnoxious, JK...
JoanneK - Rhys: JF had trouble meeting intelligent women until he met me on the Internet.
Diana the Valkyrie - Disconnected by his ISP?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00pm
Rhys - I want Diana to develop MUD so we can meet people.
JoanneK - Diana, he's getting some kind of error message from Internet Explorer.
JoanneK - Rhys, what is MUD?
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, "some kind of error"
Diana the Valkyrie - Hang on while I look that up.
Shy Guy Again - Why do you think MUD will work better than Chat?
JoanneFan - Intellegence, muscle, excibitionism. Perfect combo for me....
Rhys - Because you can chat in private for long periods after meeting.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, I looked it up, it means that you have some kind of error.
JoanneK - Funny, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - Let me know if you get a more specific message
Rhys - Dating services do not allow extended chat. people need to meet in public then transfer to a safe private place.
Shy Guy Again - But surely it's harder to meet, with all that wandering around the game world?
Shy Guy Again - Chat rooms seem more reliable there
JoanneFan - Next time it happens, I'll write it down, Diana...
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:03pm
JoanneK - Rhys, why not place an ad on the Internet? You can chat through e-mail then the phone and then meet somewhere public.
wuffy - Joanne,can you understand males like me who likes women who are taller then themself?
Rhys - GAMES??? What is this thing with games. You meed by talking to people how seem to have a similar profile. Then wander off and talk. I'ts SO simple.
JoanneK - Wuffy, I suppose. I saw a talk show on it (Jenny Jones, I believe).
Shy Guy Again - Maybe we have a different idea of MUD?
JoanneK - We short girls have a way of making ourselves look taller and longer legged.
JoanneFan - Rhys, you're right it is simple....
Rhys - JK It doesn't work. People lie about themselves. You have to talk for a while and flush out the fakes. It's real easy.
Rhys - Some chick says she's "medium" weight. And she turns out to be FAT. And says, "Well everybody lies."
Rhys - I don't lie
wuffy - Joanne,but what is your personnal oppinion about that?
Shy Guy Again - JK, why look taller, small is cute!
JoanneK - Rhys, I NEVER had that problem. I dated many guys from the Internet and they all told the truth. So did I.
JoanneK - Small may be cute, but not when you have muscle.
wuffy - by the way,I love high heeled platform shoes or boots
Rhys - Did you ever meet some one you fell in love with?
JoanneFan - You have to spend more time conversing, Rhys. It doesn't happen after a few e-mails. I think that the internet really helps us to weed out the bullshit people....
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:07pm
JoanneK - Wuffy, if you want a girl taller than you - go for it. I don't like it when my fiance talks about long legs and looks at all the tall girl websites, however. It makes me feel inadequate.
Rhys - So, indeed, you agree with me.
JoanneK - Rhys, YES, I met JF!
Rhys - MUD would give you that opportunity
wuffy - Not really Rhys,but I know a girl in Stuttgart who is 6 foot,but she have allready a boyfriend,unfortunately
Rhys - wuffy, I happen to like short girls wo are muscular. But thyehjave to cute a a button. Boobs are NOT a requirement.
wuffy - Joanne,please don´´t get me wrong,I love also muscular girls who are not so tall
Shy Guy Again - Rhys, do you see mud as little more than a few private chat rooms?
JoanneK - Rhys, you and I think alike.
Diana the Valkyrie - I want the Mud to be more than that
Shy Guy Again - Or a I missing the point again?
Rhys - Shy guy, no. Let me explain what I would like.
JoanneFan - The sun also Rhys'es...
Rhys - Lets say two people start talking. Thye are in a room. But the room can become real. Thye can decorate it. Thye can see if they have the same tastes. Thye can furnish it. And crate situations for themselves. Like that?
wuffy - Joanne and Rhys,sorry that i´´m the bad guy for you,but this are my thoughts
Diana the Valkyrie - wuffy, you're not the bad guy
Shy Guy Again - I thought a MUD would be more specific, the situations already created.
JoanneK - Diana, the message says, "Netscape proxy is unable to locate the server....cannot find DNS entry...." Then, he gets disconnected.
Shy Guy Again - That is why Diana is suggesting several, I think?
Rhys - You could save the room and reload it each time, or have more than one room.
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:13pm
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, that means your ISP is running too slow
Rhys - SHY GUY. Why assume that. This is the cyber world. You create the world.
wuffy - Diana,I think most people don´´t like silicon boobs and women like ANS
Shy Guy Again - The way the current software works?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - It tries to talk to the server, and gives up after a while.
Rhys - You and your girlfriend create your world and talk it in it and even make love in it if you want.
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 10:15pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Wuffy, what most people like isn't important, what's important is what you like
Shy Guy Again - I'm a fantasy roleplay nut, so MUD has certain connutations for me. I can be slow seeing other ideas sometimes!
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:15pm
wuffy - Thanx Diana,butI hope that they can accept that too
Diana the Valkyrie - JF, I'll do as trace for you
JoanneFan - I'll definitely second that, Diana.
Rhys - If you're ordinary, you can meet a girl in a bar. But if you are not ordinary, you got a BIG problem
JoanneFan - A trace?
Shy Guy Again - But I don't think what you want works as a MUD, it's sounds like a whole new thing to me.
Shy Guy Again - It sounds fun though!
Rhys - You have to paw trhough acres of garbage (sorry) to find the pearl.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, I see the problem, JF
JoanneFan - Bar Rhys, wrong place....
Rhys - The field could be narrowed considerably very quickly
Diana the Valkyrie - Your access is via Prodigy, and the proxy you're using is slow as treacle.
wuffy - I´´m absolute ordinary,Rhys
JoanneFan - What's the word Diana?
Rhys - Wuffy, if you were ordinary you would not be here. We would bore you
JoanneFan - It is supose to support my 56K?
Rhys - Are you bored?
Diana the Valkyrie - You're caught in the traffic jam in Prodigy at New York
Diana the Valkyrie - the 56k is itrrelevant, it's like having a 150 mph car on a choked intersection.
JoanneK - But, Diana, I'm using Prodigy Internet and I'm having no problems.
JoanneFan - Do you think I should find another method of connection?
Diana the Valkyrie - You're using a different proxy, JK
wuffy - Not really,Rhys,I hope to find one day a tall girl to chat with and may be to meet with her
JoanneK - How can we change JF's proxy?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yup, when I trace JK's route, it's fast.
JoanneK - Oh, wait a minute. I think Prodigy assigns it or something.'
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:21pm
JoanneK - Oh, wait a minute. I think Prodigy assigns it or something.
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:21pm
* Go here, that explains it http://www.TheValkyrie.comDiana the Valkyriembers/route.htm
Diana the Valkyrie - oops
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/ members/route.htm
wuffy - Rhys,I meant with ordinary that Im no adonis or big bodyuilder,but my thoughts are not ordinary
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe redialling Prodigy would get you a different route and proxy, I don't know
JoanneK - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 10:23pm)
Rhys - Your thoughts are the most important thing to a woman. So how can we convery them in initial meetings?
Rhys - Initial meetings are frought with posturing.
JoanneFan - Yah, it probably does. the question is why do I have to do it. I'll contact them tomarrow... For now I'm just screwed.
wuffy - I don´´t know,I hope that there are some tall and strong women who would like my thoughts
Shy Guy Again - JF Oh no, what a way to spend a vacation, chasing your ISP
JoanneFan - No SG, I'll find something better to do. Worshoping JK's biceps come to mind....
Rhys - I don't think Diana agrees with me that MUD could be a great revolutionary meeting place. I'm not sure, but I wonder.
Shy Guy Again - Worshoping, does that means she make you pay?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh it could, Rhys, but I want it to be more
JoanneFan - Yes, with my body... OOOOOOhhhhhh Yessssssss!
Shy Guy Again - Rhys, most muds out there (for roleplaying) are full of female characters played by blokes. Honest it aint!
Rhys - Well, a good meeting place would be more than enuogh for me; before I'm too damn old to enjoy the results.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30pm
Shy Guy Again - Eeks, is that the time
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:30pm
* Shy Guy Again sneaks out from behind Clepsdra and makes for the door
Rhys - ShyGuy, just take the architecture and change the purpose and environment. Car can be a conveyance or a place to get laid in - use you imagination.
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 10:31pm)
Shy Guy Again - I'm trying Rhys, I'm trying.
wuffy - See you soon,good bye
Shy Guy Again - Catch y'all next time...
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:31pm
JoanneK - Diana, interesting information on that trace stuff.
wuffy - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 10:31pm)
Shy Guy Again - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 10:31pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, JK, isn't it!!
Diana the Valkyrie - It tells you where the bottleneck is.
JoanneFan - Gotta go people. Have a good one. I'll chat on ya next time....
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:32pm
JoanneK - I'd have to sit down and print out what you wrote to analyze it in more detail.
JoanneFan - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 10:32pm)
Rhys - Ugh.... I'm wiped.
Rhys - I dream of MUD.
Diana the Valkyrie - Mud, mud, glorious mud ...
JoanneK - What does MUD stand for?
Rhys - You know, I should write a story about a MUD encounter. Thta might help make it clearer.
Diana the Valkyrie - Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood
Diana the Valkyrie - So follow me, follow
Diana the Valkyrie - Down to the hollow
JoanneK - Well, I'm gonna get going now too. I wanna play with JF! Hee hee.
Diana the Valkyrie - And there we will wallow
Diana the Valkyrie - In glorious mud
Rhys - Bye.
Rhys - In the MUD
Diana the Valkyrie - Don't break anything
JoanneK - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 10:36pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Flanders and Swann
Rhys - Just us chickens left
Rhys - Yes, a story would do the trick
Rhys - It would get epoles imaginations working. A real erotic adventure.
Diana the Valkyrie - No - making the mud would do the trick
Diana the Valkyrie - No point in getting people excited until it's there.
Rhys - How far away are we (kimo sabe)
Diana the Valkyrie - Many leagues
Rhys - Too bad...
Diana the Valkyrie - Patience
Rhys - I am virtuous... well' at least I try and be virtuous.
Rhys - I know she's out there, somewhere. But it's such a big world.
Diana the Valkyrie - I feel a song from "South Pacific" coming on
Rhys - Maria! I just met a girl named Maria.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45pm
Diana the Valkyrie - No, that's from Romeo and Juliet
Rhys - Oh, yeah. What song is it?
Rhys - West Side Story, actually.
Diana the Valkyrie - That's what I said.
EENZO - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 10:46pm)
EENZO - Hello
Rhys - Begins with that upward leap of a raised fourth leading to the fifth as a suspension; very clever.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, EENZO
Rhys - And so starts another round.
EENZO - Hi Diana, can you tell me about this chat room ? It is my first time.... who is in there how does it works
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:48pm
Rhys - Gotta finish studying. Test tomorrow. So long.
Diana the Valkyrie - There's a list of occupants where it says "occupants"
Diana the Valkyrie - And to post a message, you do what you just did when you posted that message
Diana the Valkyrie - That's it.
Rhys - Eenzo, you have stumbled into a very special place. I have to go, but others will arrive to replace me. Hang around, expand your mind. It's everything you think it's not. Bye!
Rhys - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 10:51pm)
EENZO - Ok well I'll see what it is like but there are not too many people
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, nice and quiet right now
EENZO - Too quite actually
Rhys - Come on about 7:00 EST tomorrow. It may get very lively. Where are you from?
EENZO - 7 PM EST like what 4 pacific?
Diana the Valkyrie - It varies
Rhys - Yes, subtract three hours. And its 12 midnight in England where the Valkyrie is.
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:55pm
EENZO - But the thing is I don't think there are a lot of girl coming in here
Diana the Valkyrie - True, EENZO, hardly any girls here
EENZO - Yes, I would think so...
Diana the Valkyrie - Quite a few women, though
Diana the Valkyrie - And one or two Valkyries.
EENZO - A few women then ?
Rhys - Do you know what a Valkyrie is?
EENZO - I don't even know what it is execpt the music
Rhys - Well, stick around and in a few weeks you'll learn. It takes time, but it's worth it.
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:58pm
EENZO - ok then.... well it's about time for me
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:59pm
Rhys - You like muscle chicks, Eenzo?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00pm
Rhys - Don't give me that "time" stuff.
Clepsydra - The time now is 11:00pm
Rhys - Diana is signing off now. Lets say goodby to the Valkyrie.
Rhys - Bye Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Goodnight, folks
EENZO - Yes I do actually,
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 11:02pm)
Rhys - Ahh, still there!
Rhys - Diana is gone now. So I will go as well. See you to morrow.
Rhys - Bye! Eenzo.
EENZO - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 11:03pm)
EENZO - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 11:03pm)
EENZO - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 11:04pm)
Rhys - Ugh...
Rhys - Maybe he'll log off again.
Rhys - Good bye.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 20 11:05pm)
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 11:12pm)
Rhys - Hey
Rhys - You there?
Rhys - Now I'm shuttin her down for real.
HardbodyPaul - I'm here.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15pm
HardbodyPaul - Just makin' dinner.
HardbodyPaul - Gee, thanx, Clepsy, Babe!
HardbodyPaul - Why do you call yourself "Rhys" anyway?
HardbodyPaul - What does that mean?
HardbodyPaul - Forgive me, I'm dumb.
HardbodyPaul - DumbHardbodyPaul
TomNine - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 11:17pm)
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Tom.
TomNine - Hey, Paul, Rhysman.
HardbodyPaul - Up late tonight, eh?
HardbodyPaul - I think Rhys is gone.
HardbodyPaul - Hey, aren't you seeing Christine tomorrow?
TomNine - Not that late... Rhys will be back; he's an addict.
HardbodyPaul - I don't know, he said that he was shuttin' her down for real
TomNine - Right, I'm seeing Ms Marshall in the morning.
HardbodyPaul - Man, you'd better get your sleep!
TomNine - I'll tell her that there are lots of eager fans in Missouri waiting to see her.
HardbodyPaul - Are you excited?
HardbodyPaul - Indeed, Tom. I'd see Christine if she'd make it down this way.
TomNine - Lately, I've taken to long naps in the afternoon. A hard habit to break.
HardbodyPaul - What plans do you have in mind for when you'll see her?
HardbodyPaul - I used to have a roommate who did those afternoon naps. I kept telling him that was the reason that he couldn't get to sleep until late at night.
TomNine - For some reason, the anticipation isn't that great. But I know my heart will be racing while I'm driving to the hotel.
HardbodyPaul - Were you in here earlier this evening, Tom?
TomNine - Like you, I'm pretty happy just to talk to her!
HardbodyPaul - Unbelievable! I can't believe that you aren't blowing a gasket right about now in anticipation.
TomNine - This is my first visit tonight. Anything happen here?
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm, I really didn't know if you were into the wrestling, lifting, or just....being in the presence of these women.
HardbodyPaul - Dunno, I've been at work, just got home. I always miss the busiest times in here, except for the weekends. But, I read in the archives that Sandy B. made an entrance last night.
Clepsydra - The time now is 11:25pm
TomNine - I pulled out my favorite Christine video, but I can't bring myself to watch it!
HardbodyPaul - HeHe, won't watch it, huh? That's funny!
HardbodyPaul - Are you planning on being lifted any?
TomNine - For me, a good sessions starts off easy, 10-15 mins of talk while she poses for me, maybe in some nice "street clothes"...
HardbodyPaul - Rhys, are you "lurking"?
TomNine - After that, I like the semi-competitive wrestling and lifting and some arm wrestling, but I'm not fixated on any aspect, like scissors or lifts.
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, I don't know what it is, but I almost prefer to see them in "street clothes" (albeit, sexy one's), rather than in a posing suit.
HardbodyPaul - Fixated, HeHe, like me, I suppose.
TomNine - I did see Sandy in the archive the other day... Mike said she told him she wasn't happy about me mentioning that I was stronger than her when we met, mentioned me by name.
HardbodyPaul - I read that you asked Christine if there was anything that you could do for her. To which she replied that you could buy some groceries for her. I thought that was kind of an odd request, didn't you?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30pm
HardbodyPaul - Do you feel that you were stronger than Sandy?
TomNine - If she's in town at an airport hotel, I guess it's hard to get to a store.
HardbodyPaul - To tell you the truth, I don't expect her to be stronger than me. If she is, I'm going to REALLY be impressed!
HardbodyPaul - Back in just a minute, Tom.
Clepsydra - The time now is 11:31pm
TomNine - I was stronger than Sandy, though certainly not pound-for-pound. Hey, I have like 80 lbs on her.
TomNine - I still had a great time with her, but I really like to feel under the woman's control.
Clepsydra - The time now is 11:32pm
TomNine - pound lbs 80
TomNine - stronger certainly
HardbodyPaul - I'm back.
HardbodyPaul - Sounds like you are a pretty strong guy then, Tom.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 20 11:36pm)
HardbodyPaul - So, how did you come to realize that you were stronger than her? Armwrestling or something else?
TomNine - Accidently hit "back"
HardbodyPaul - From her lifting ability or wrestling ability?
TomNine - When we wrestled, I could control Sandy pretty easily. I've had at least one non-athletic girlfriend who I thought was stronger than Sandy.
HardbodyPaul - Perhaps you just new how to get better leverage on her?
HardbodyPaul - Did the two of you armwrestle?
TomNine - I think it's more use of my body weight than any wrestling knowledge.
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, definetly could be that too.
TomNine - I didn't even ask Sandy to armwrestle. I could think of more fun things to do!
HardbodyPaul - Well, I hope to find out precisely how strong Sandy is!
TomNine - Did you tell her what lifts you wanted?
HardbodyPaul - She seemed like a total doll while in her the other night. It made me even more excited to see her.
HardbodyPaul - I can't recall if I asked her specifically what lifts I wanted.
HardbodyPaul - I think that I just said, "lifts" in general.
TomNine - Yeah, she is great. I hope she hangs around some more.
HardbodyPaul - I am very creative in my lifts though.
HardbodyPaul - The one's that I like, that is.
TomNine - With her schedule, I can't figure out how she has time to do anything!
Clepsydra - The time now is 11:44pm
HardbodyPaul - I could probably write a book on the subject.
HardbodyPaul - Well, her job gives her alot of free time. I know for a fact that almost all firefighters have a second job of some sort.
Clepsydra - The time now is 11:44pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45pm
TomNine - Paul, do you have any of those all lift videos?
HardbodyPaul - You mean, from Liftnet? Yes, I have just one with filming of girls lifting other girls.
HardbodyPaul - It's more "carrying" than lifting though. When I think of lifting, I think of reps.
HardbodyPaul - Whew! I think that I put too much spice on this chicken. I'm beginning to sweat here!
TomNine - She seems to be on the road on all of her off days. She really must like it.
HardbodyPaul - Yes, I get the feeling that Sandy does enjoy it alot. I tell ya, if she really pleases me, I'm going to be a return customer. Once I find one of these girls that really pleases me, I'm going to probably only see her.
HardbodyPaul - Apparently not too many guys like being lifted for reps as I do. When I wrote Kasie and asked her about doing deep squats with me for reps, she said that she had never had a guy ask her for that before.
HardbodyPaul - I though that was odd.
TomNine - I think Sandy gets lots of return customers.
HardbodyPaul - She really doesn't even need to be of Herculean strength to please me. Just push herself HARD!
TomNine - Do you fantasize about being benched or curled for reps?
HardbodyPaul - I told Kasie that I might fly out to where she is sometime this summer. She seemed to be ok with the idea of serious lifting with me, but, it would be best if it was on a day that she didn't have any other appointments, so that she would wear herself out.
Clepsydra - The time now is 11:53pm
TomNine - Would you rather someone squat you easily or have to strain to do it?
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm, never really thought about being benched, although I'm sure that I would like it. And there really isn't any way to seriously be curled by another person. Squats and back lifts though, that's another story. Also, leg extensions, leg curls.
TomNine - I'd love to meet Kasie. I'm keeping an eye on wb's list for her schedule, waiting for her to visit.
HardbodyPaul - STRAIN, most definetly!
HardbodyPaul - If she can do it easily, I'm can't feel her competitiveness, or her intensity. That's what I REALLY find attractive in a woman.
TomNine - I wasn't talking "seriosly" Paul, just on the fantasy level.
HardbodyPaul - It's why I love "Tomboys" so much.
TomNine - See, I'd rather be the one struggling while she makes it look easy to control me.
HardbodyPaul - Well, I suppose that my fantasies mostly include squats, or the leg extensions. Not many about benching me or curling me.
HardbodyPaul - Interesting the differences between our preferences, Tom.
HardbodyPaul - Could it be a Dominant personality vs. a Submissive personality? Although, I really don't think of myself as Dominant at all.
HardbodyPaul - I mean, I barely know what it is.
TomNine - I like to keep my fantasies pretty realistic. I love the stories on the site, but lots of them lose me when the 13 year old girl curls 500 lbs.
HardbodyPaul - Have you ever seen any of the Tom Jackson videos?