Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
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ConspiraC - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 01:18am)
ConspiraC - hello there
ConspiraC - hi
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
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lan - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 01:57am)
lan - hi
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
Cypu - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 03:06am)
Cypu - Good morning
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
tinyboy - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 12:54pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
tinyboy - Hello all
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
tinyboy - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 1:16pm)
Sen - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 1:16pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 1:18pm)
Scooby - o my god I'm gonna barf...
Sen - Hi Scooby
Scooby - Hi Sen!
Sen - Sorry barf..... ??? Or not important?
Scooby - throw up. I am sooo full from lunch!
Scooby - I will never eat again as long as I live...
Sen - Scooby????????????
Sen - :o) Did it taste well?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 1:32pm)
Scooby - Sorry, I had a little crash...
Sen - Is it so slow again??? Or r u so slow because of your full stomage?
Scooby - I'm slow because of my stomach.
Ravenwolf - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 1:33pm)
Ravenwolf - good afternoon
Sen - Hi wolf!
Sen - Does any of you know a webpage with cool Girlboxing-pics, nude or barebreasted?
Ravenwolf - there seems to be a bit of a lag today
Ravenwolf - I start w/ this links page and move around Sen
Ravenwolf - Scooby, you ok?
Sen - He is getting to empty his stomage
Ravenwolf - Sen, what else do you like?
Sen - I like most fit girls who wrestle down men.
Ravenwolf - I'm w/ you on that!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
Sen - Did you ever see a video of Gretchen ?
Ravenwolf - No, who's Gretchen?
Sen - There are pics in the gallery oher wrestling Carlos, haven磘 u seen?
Ravenwolf - Actually, I think I have.
Sen - This is thr girl a meant, she seems to be very tough and enjoys it to beat up men. :o)
Ravenwolf - Ahhh, the stuff dreams are made of........
Sen - Yeah !! ! Have you ever wrestled a girl?
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 1:53pm)
Clepsydra - The time now is 1:54pm
Ravenwolf - I have a g/f that wrestles w/ me as foreplay sometimes
HardbodyPaul - What's for lunch?
Ravenwolf - hello HP
Sen - Hi HBP!
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 1:56pm)
HardbodyPaul - Hello, gentleman
Scooby - Hello! Does anyone have a clue what the address is for Women's World's wrestling site?
Sen - It磗 nearly 8pm here :o)
HardbodyPaul - Ravenwolf, wrestling makes good foreplay! I prefer lifting though, myself.
HardbodyPaul - You mean, Jackpin's site, for the upcoming convention, Scooby?
HardbodyPaul - Oh, I guess you just had dinner then, Sen.
Scooby - No, Women's World in Wilton Manors, Florida.
Sen - Scooby look at http://www.digital-ads.com/femwrest/default.asp
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm, never heard of it, Scooby. Sorry!
Sen - then lookat the catalogs, there is WW and WISC !
HardbodyPaul - Hey guys, the bod' is growing! I weighed in at 158 1/4 yesterday. The more for Sandy to lift. HeHe
Ravenwolf - you go booooyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
HardbodyPaul - Has Sandy ever made an entrance here in the chat room? Does anyone know?
Ravenwolf - fill me in, Sandy who?
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Thanx, Ravenwolf. It's like magic stepping onto that scale and seeing an increase.
Sen - I never saw her here.
HardbodyPaul - Ravenwolf, Sandy Bouwman. I'm seeing her in St. Louis in April.
Ravenwolf - ahhhh, to wrestle or to have her lift you?
HardbodyPaul - Bummer, Sen. Diana told us that Sandy was given a VIP password and would probably be coming in here to chat.
HardbodyPaul - I'm not much into the wrestling, Ravenwolf. I love to be lifted, and just "be" with a woman of muscle.
Clepsydra - The time now is 2:06pm
HardbodyPaul - Is something wrong with Scooby's computer today? It's not like him to be so quiet at lunchtime.
EDDY - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 2:06pm)
HardbodyPaul - Just sitting and talking with a fbb is satisfying for me.
EDDY - any female BB's here?
Ravenwolf - Hello EDDY
HardbodyPaul - Hi Eddy.
Sen - He enjoys the Women磗 World :o)
Sen - Hi Eddy
HardbodyPaul - Not right now, Eddy.
EDDY - hello everyone
EDDY - then who is ravenwolf?????
Ravenwolf - not a fbb..lol
HardbodyPaul - Well, you guys are sure quiet today. So, I'm gonna exit. See ya's.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 2:11pm)
EDDY - what is lol? never seen it before
Ravenwolf - Laughing Out Loud
EDDY - what are you then?
Ravenwolf - a guy
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
EDDY - allrighty then
EDDY - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 2:15pm)
Ravenwolf - later folks
Ravenwolf - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 2:15pm)
Senj - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 2:20pm)
Senj - Scooby are you still here??
Senj - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 2:24pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 4:24pm)
Scooby - Vicky Vic Victim!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
Sen - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 4:33pm)
Sen - Hello !!
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 4:43pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 4:43pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, folks
Scooby - Hi Sen! Thanks for the address for Womens World. Their site is a bugger to find.
Scooby - Hi Di!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
wuffy - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 4:45pm)
Scooby - hey wuff wuff!
wuffy - Hey,I创m not a dog !!!
Sen - Huh! something happens here, Hi Diana , Hi Wuf
Scooby - whats wrong with beinga dog?
Diana the Valkyrie - Doesn't it make changing tapes a bit tricky?
wuffy - May be nothing,but its nothing for me
Sen - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 4:50pm)
Scooby - Yes, but you have a lot more "flexibility" while watching them.
wuffy - I创m just an adorer of tall girls,six foot and over,but they创re hard to find
Scooby - wuffy, do you hang out on the tall women message board?
wuffy - no,still not,I think I should try
wuffy - Hi Diana,in a few days I wanna continue my story
Scooby - Diana, any idea why I can't play your new movies? I get an error message saying file is not valid. all older movies play fine.
Sen - Have you downlaoded the whole file Scooby?
Diana the Valkyrie - Give me an example filename
Scooby - Yes, it downloads the whole file. As soon as it reaches 100% the error message comes up.
Scooby - Diana, I'll be right back.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 4:59pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Sandy - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:00pm)
Scooby - Here are two that don't work: "posing and mixed wrestling phys000.avi" and "He gets put in some painful holds phys018.avi"
Diana the Valkyrie - Hmm. I made those.
Scooby - Hi Sandy!
Sen - I saw both of them Scooby. Hi Sandy!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Sandy, welcome to the chat room
Sandy - Hey guys how do you do this stuff?
Scooby - Nope. They load and then they either crash on me or I get an error message.
Diana the Valkyrie - You're doing fine, Sandy
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:04pm)
Scooby - As in "the infamous Sandy B."?
wuffy - Hi Sandy,did you get my message?
Sandy - Hi Scoby Dooo
Scooby - As in "the soon to be in St. Louis Sandy"?
wuffy - I think somethimg is wrong here,some of my messages are not displayed
wuffy - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:08pm)
Sandy - Still trying to figure this out, just a dumb bodybuilder ,HE HE
wuffy - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:08pm)
Scooby - What brings you to the chat room today Sandy?
Sandy - Yes wuffy I got your message
Sen - I磎 sorry I have to say good bye!
Sen - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:09pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Sen
wuffy - Thats ok,Sandy,I thought that system didn创t work
Diana the Valkyrie - Sandy, you just type into the box, and that's it. I'd suggest you don't try to use the private messages yet
Sandy - Wow! I lost my box for awhile there
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
Sandy - Did I scare Sen off?
Diana the Valkyrie - Must be the lipstick you're wearing.
Scooby - Are you looking forward to St. Louis Sandy?
Sandy - So where are all my victims from St Loius?
wuffy - Sandy,where you from?
Scooby - Well...uh...they're not here right now. But they should be here later. I wish I could be a victim.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby's too scared of Mrs Doo, I think. She keeps him on a short leash
wuffy - Sandy,what kind of victims you like?I like to be a victim sometimes
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:18pm
Sandy - Yes wuffy I would like a victim from Germany want to fly over?
wuffy - I can创t at the moment,but I go to the states at oct.What kind of victim you need?
Sandy - So hardbody is trying to gain weight to make it hard on me?
Diana the Valkyrie - He's always trying to put on muscle
sub - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:26pm)
Scooby - uh-oh, here comes your man!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, sub
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana. hello, Beautiful sandy. You finally made it!
Scooby - sub and sandy sittin in a tree.....
Scooby - sub! you forgot to capitalize her first name!!! naughty!!!
Mike - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:29pm)
wuffy - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:29pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Mike
sub - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:29pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
wuffy - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:30pm)
Mike - Hello Sandy! I hear your looking for victims.
sub - er, Beautiful Sandy, i mean. a thousand pardons
Sandy - Hey are you guys getting updated material?
Sandy - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:31pm)
weakersex - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:32pm)
Sandy - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:32pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Weaker
sub - wb, Magnificent Sandy
Sandy - Now I am updating
Sandy - Hi Sub Hi Mike
weakersex - Hi, Diana
Boy Am I Late - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:33pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Lateboy
Sandy - Who is this ding dong person?
wuffy - I创m a sub too.My email address is: subwmalegy@aol.com
Boy Am I Late - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:34pm)
sub - great to see you here, Beautiful Sandy. how've You been?
Scooby - Where you been lateboy?
Mike - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:35pm)
Clepsydra - I'm not a person, I'm a clock! 5:35pm
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:35pm
Then I Crashed - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:36pm)
Then I Crashed - Wow this room is sgit tonite, Scoobs I had visitors and could not get aeway sorry old pal I was not expecting them
wuffy - the clock in germany ays 11:38 pm
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:37pm
Sandy - How are you doing clock
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:37pm
Then I Crashed - Time
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:37pm
wuffy - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:37pm)
Clepsydra - Well, you know how it is. Tick tock, tick tock 5:38pm
Then I Crashed - Diana have you had my tapes yet? (hope ypou had a good holiday)
wuffy - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:38pm)
Then I Crashed - Clock, Scooby where d ya go
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:39pm
Diana the Valkyrie - The tapes arrived, yes.
Scooby - I'm here!
Then I Crashed - Hey Scoob did you get the additional photos M seemed to suggest there was more than one of them
Then I Crashed - let me check it out and get bcak just a mo
Sandy - so who wants to be video taped?
Too Slow - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:43pm)
wuffy - Ich bin traurig,niemand will mit mir sprechen hier
Too Slow - Nothing is working for me, everything is crashing it's all shit, I will try another browser
sub - since Diana twisted my arm, Lovely Sandy, You know i'm in. HBP too, probably. don't know about the others
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
wuffy - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:51pm)
wuffy - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:51pm)
So I am back - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:52pm)
Scooby - I'm back.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi Scooby
So I am back - OKay Scoob are you still here
Diana the Valkyrie - I think everyone's whispering to each other
So I am back - Things semm to be abit beter
wb270 - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:53pm)
wb270 - hello everybody
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, WB
sub - hi wb, wb Scooby, So
wb270 - Sandy, are you Sandy Bouwman?
Scooby - Yes, I'm still here!
wb270 - looks like it
Sandy - Yes this is Sandy Bouwman wb270
Tired But Hungry - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 5:56pm)
Scooby - TBH, how am I gonna send you messages when you keep changing your name?
Tired But Hungry - Yes Scooby I think it is a bit much to expect yoou to pay 76 bucks
wb270 - glad to see you here Sandy
Tired But Hungry - Messages come thru anyway scoob, whatever the name. I don't even have 76 buchs to my name in the whole world
Diana the Valkyrie - 76 bucks for what?
wuffy - Something is wrong here with the system,it throws me out all the time,you small,but I think you创re beautiful
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:57pm
Sandy - Hi wb270 glad to be here
Scooby - "Personal Vendetta" starring Mimi Lesseos.
Sandy - This is fun!!!!!
sub - Scooby's wealthy, though, TBH. residuals from the TV cartoon
Sandy - Should we give scooby a hard time?
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:59pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby already has a hard time
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:59pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
Sandy - Yes so I hear
Tired But Hungry - Hi WB twice in a row that is a record. Room is Slo tho. Sub Scooby only gets cartoon money for those, can't buy much wwith that in real life
Diana the Valkyrie - The room isn't slow, it'
wb270 - gotta run. catch you all later. bye
Scooby - Actually they don't pay me in money, just Scooby Snax. Should I have taken the money instead?
Diana the Valkyrie - It's working just fine
sub - cya wb
Diana the Valkyrie - What use would a dog have for money?
Tired But Hungry - Bung some of those Snax over'ere
wb270 - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:02pm)
wuffy - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:02pm)
Tired But Hungry - I wish no one had mentioned snax, I am really hungry now
Sandy - Hey send some snacks here also
Diana the Valkyrie - Rumble Rumble Rumble
victim - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:04pm)
sub - hi victim
victim - hi, all
Scooby - victim! where the hell you been boy!
Sandy - The dog would buy dog food and toys!
Tired But Hungry - Yeah I need ass, calf and thigh, I know what she looks like, I think the first shot you sent is best, short hair is better, she needs to keep it off the face the round cut she had in the last photo made her look like a chubby cheeks
victim - not much time these days, scoob. too much work
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:05pm
Sandy - A yes another victim!!!!
Scooby - Her hair is much longer now. that picture was from a year ago. She claims to have lost some weight since then too!
victim - not another...I am THE victim
Tired But Hungry - Once lent is over I am so gonna stuff my face with Fry's Chocolate Creams
Diana the Valkyrie - Whatever you do, don't tickle him
victim - i hope you like victims, sandy
sub - Beautiful Sandy, allow me to introduce victim. he likes to be tickled
Sandy - of circumstance or of women?
Tired But Hungry - That was a non sequitur I know but her it was Scooby who mentioned snax
victim - of women, sandy
Tired But Hungry - She is still a babe Scoob and so sweet
Scooby - goochie goochie victim!
Sandy - So you like to be tickled? I love that
victim - (faint)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:11pm)
victim - not only tickling, but one of my main interests
Diana the Valkyrie - Uh-oh, victim just got fainter
weakersex - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:11pm)
Sandy - I usually tickle my victims and then give them a kiss on the cheek
victim - ask scooby; he knows there are other things i like
victim - but being tickle-tortured by a girl....wow
victim - ..after being wrestled down, for example
Sandy - you do not know tourture until you have met me
Scooby - victim also likes to have men dressed in leather tickle him.
victim - SCOOB! That磗 not true
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby likes to wear a dog collar
Sandy - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:13pm)
Scooby - oooo, that's right, we weren't supposed to talk about that here....
victim - Thank you, scooby!!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 6:15pm
Scooby - victim, I think Sandy is going to read the story you posted on my message board. I told her that turned us both on!
victim - Think you磍l get another short story from me?
Scooby - I'm hoping. Would like Gillian Anderson this time, please. Thank you in advance :-)
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:16pm
* victim sighs and just can磘 be angry at scooby
Scooby - I'm a lovable cartoon pup {:-P
Scooby - Just wait until Sandy gets back. Then she'll really know our weakness!
Scooby - Still there TBH?
Sandy - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:21pm)
Sandy - Well well well, I used to date a man with a foot fetish
Scooby - uh-oh....
Scooby - victim, you may have to get your ass over here to the states!
Scooby - she tickles AND she knows about feet!
Scooby - Sandy, what ever happened to this man you used to date? Did you "smother" him to death?
Diana the Valkyrie - Feet are good.
Scooby - Well said, Diana!
Sandy - No actually he still comes around
Scooby - Where'dja go, victim?
Diana the Valkyrie - Toes too
Scooby - Well, Sandy, I think we would too.
victim - i磎 here
Sandy - no doubt
Scooby - ooooo, cocky too! I like that!
Sandy - no one has ever called it that!
Scooby - So Sandy, if we were to tone down the sex and violence a little bit, would that story be too outlandish for your role playing capabilities?
saxon - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:28pm)
victim - did you lke the short story, sandy?
sub - hi saxon
saxon - power to sub
Sandy - can role play anything!!!
Scooby - Hi sax!
Scooby - ooooooooooooooo.
Scooby - :o)
saxon - scooby DV
Sandy - Yes I liked the story very much
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Saxon
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 6:30pm
saxon - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:30pm)
Scooby - Can you role play Xenia Onatopp in the Goldeneye scissor scene?
victim - hi saxon
saxon - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:30pm)
Sandy - you guys are going to hate me but I have to run (my stockings)
saxon - this bloody things playing up
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Sandy
victim - ohhhhhhh
saxon - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:31pm)
* victim is disappointed
Scooby - CYa Sandy!
sub - farewell, Beautiful Sandy
Sandy - maybe I can catch up with you later
Sandy - Kisses and tickles to all
victim - when will that be?
Scooby - Don't forget smothers and strangles!
Sandy - Not sure when I will get home also smothers and strangles lots of leg scissors
Sandy - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:33pm)
Scooby - Now there goes a fine woman!
victim - wow!
victim - diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes?
sub - Sandy is way cool, isn't she?
victim - did you like my short fantasy gift for scooby?
Scooby - I gotts say, I came very close to changing my mind about getting together with her.
Scooby - I have an amazing amount of self restraint do I not?
Diana the Valkyrie - Amazing.
sub - self-restraint, Scooby? what about that leash?
Scooby - well, yeah, that too...
Scooby - Sandy said that most of her customers are married. Did you all know that?
Diana the Valkyrie - No surprise - married men are the best kind.
sub - didn't know that, Scoob. figures, though
Scooby - Why are they the best?
Diana the Valkyrie - Virgins get a bit tiresome sometimes
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:39pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Because they're already partially trained.
Shy Guy - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:39pm)
Shy Guy - Hello world
victim - amazing is not quite "i like it", right, diana?
Scooby - What makes you think I've ever gotten any?
sub - hi SG
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, shyguy
victim - hi shy guy
Shy Guy - Hi sub
Scooby - Hey SG!
Diana the Valkyrie - "Amazing" is a very ambiguous comment, victim, in the context I used it.
Shy Guy - Hi everyone in fact
Scooby - too shy shy hush hush eye to eye you're...
Scooby - he used to be a shy boy until I made him my boy....
Shy Guy - Damn, I hate it when I recognise lyrics, but can't get the song...
victim - would you explain, diana?
victim - yazoo, shy guy
Shy Guy - Gotcha
Scooby - Kajagooogoo and Bananarama
Scooby - Yazoo?
victim - oops, scoob.
Shy Guy - Didn't recognise Bananrama at all though...
Scooby - I am the son and heir of a shyness that is criminal...
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 6:45pm
Shy Guy - He, did I just kill the conversation or what?
Diana the Valkyrie - Victim, it's hard to explain. When someone tells you that something is amazing, and you look serious and nod and say "Amazing", that could mean that you're amazed, or it could mean that you don't believe it. The English language is horribly subtle sometimes
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:46pm
Scooby - Diana, did you ever read victims short story on my message board?
Diana the Valkyrie - I@m still catching up on my email
victim - (sigh)
Diana the Valkyrie - I guess you can do the same thing with "wunderbar"
Scooby - Ya.
victim - yes, you can, diana. ok, think i got it.
Scooby - Well the wife is here. Gotta go. See y'all later!
Scooby - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:49pm)
victim - bye, scoob
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby just had his chain yanked.
sub - he was about due for a reminder of who's in charge
Shy Guy - Eeks, this software is a little freaky, I lost my text editor for a while there, don't know what I did.
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't think he ever forgets. I think she's too tough on him.
sub - lucky Scooby
victim - is there anything on your site about sandy, diana. (no, don磘 whack my head)
Diana the Valkyrie - Why do you keep missing Dom?
sub - i don't know, Lovely Valkyrie. bad timing, i guess
Diana the Valkyrie - I can think of an alternative explanation.
sub - please tell me, Brilliant Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe she only pops in when she sees you're not there?
sub - i often think that must be the case, Mighty Diana, but i fail to understand why She would do that
Diana the Valkyrie - To torment you?
victim - THAT I磀 call a cruel torment
Shy Guy - Too shy, I'm going to fader off into the distance. I'll catch you all another time
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:59pm
Shy Guy - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 6:59pm)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 7:00pm
sub - that's what i thought at first, Powerful Valkyrie, but i'm not so sure now
victim - what about sandy, diana?
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 7:01pm)
sub - hi Bman
Blasterman - I've got a luv-a-lee bunch of coconuts.Hello everyone ....my favorite Valkyrie
Diana the Valkyrie - No, victim, I don't have anything on Sandy
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Blaster. Want me to crack one of those for you?
victim - hi bman
sub - She'll have some movie clips before long though, victim
Blasterman - How would you crack my coconuts fair Diana?
victim - slowly, i guess, blasterman
Diana the Valkyrie - Using my coconut cracker, of course
Blasterman - OOOOHHHHH!OOOOWW!That smarts!!!
victim - i think she would be able to crack coconuts even with her toes
Blasterman - Yes vic if she ever takes them out of my mouth.
Diana the Valkyrie - You keep your nuts in your mouth???
victim - are you an alien, bman?
Blasterman - Nuttin in my mouth.
victim - outer space磗 answer to female oral dreams...
Blasterman - I feel like one somtimes vic.
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:09pm
Blasterman - Nobody understands me!
victim - i don磘 think you磖e alone
victim - look at me...or scooby..or sub...or clepsy...
Blasterman - You sit there with your fixed expressions, Casting doubt on all I have to say, Why don't you touch me ,touch me .touch me,.....NOW! NOW!NOW!NOW!NOW!
Diana the Valkyrie - Poor misunderstood Blasterman
Diana the Valkyrie - You need some chicken soup
Blasterman - Do you read the chicken soup books Di?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 7:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - What books?
victim2 - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 7:15pm)
victim2 - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 7:16pm)
victim - HEY!
victim - THAT WAS NOT ME!
Blasterman - We are allvictims...........of circumstance.
Rhys - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 7:18pm)
Rhys - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 7:18pm)
victim - not me...just of women
sub - hi Rhys
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Rhys-squared
Blasterman - Rhys in the pants!Hello!
Rhys - That was an accident. I wanted to be dark purple
victim - hi, rhys
Rhys - Hello, people. Pooped!
victim - pooped? ugh!
Diana the Valkyrie - You're a pooped poppet?
Rhys - All pooped out. Exuasted, just got in.
Blaster - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 7:21pm)
Rhys - Looked for Betty's pics. Where are they?
Blaster - Wrestling with Ursa Rhys?
Diana the Valkyrie - On the web site.
Rhys - Cute. I looked in west wing and searched under box
Diana the Valkyrie - New galleries go into the Transient wing before they go to their final destination.
Diana the Valkyrie - I assumed you knew that
Rhys - Blaster - No, unifortunately. I got very busy at work and have na examination to study for. No time at the moment.
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:24pm
Blaster - Blasterman!!!!!Dad!!!!!Your here!I've searched the galaxies!
Rhys - Diana - Ah, yes, of course.
Blaster - Speak to me dad!!!
Blaster - Your not still mad about the time I burned the house down are you?
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:26pm
Blaster - Or the crashed new car....day before you insured it.
Blaster - Or the time you caught me and cousin Betty playing anatomy lesson?
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:28pm
Blaster - The time I walked in on you and mom and she had black clothes and a whip and you were barking like a dog?
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:29pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 7:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - arf arf, sub
sub - arf! arf!
Blaster - Dad why were you licking her long blck boot s from top to steel pointed toe????
Rhys - Just checked out the Betty pics.
Diana the Valkyrie - And?
Rhys - Pretty impressive.
Rhys - Better or as gpood as anyhting on the site.
Blaster - Why did mom wear that fake penis and try to get you to swallow it????
Diana the Valkyrie - So, Betty delivered the goods.
Rhys - Yes, indeed she did.
Rhys - Things are very slow right now, so its hard to see much. But if you like you women buck naked, and I do, look at these.
Blaster - Wheres buck naked?Where?where?
Diana the Valkyrie - We just told you
Rhys - I thought that would get you aroused.
Blaster - I LOVE Naked.I always give them a buck.
Rhys - sub, you like naked boxing?
sub - of course, Rhys. it's not my favorite thing, but what's not to like?
Rhys - My attitude is, if it's about the body; then take it all off.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 7:45pm
Rhys - And I detest tan lines. They should look as if they are naked all the time.
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:46pm
Blaster - DONG DANG DUNG DING DIANA MADE ME NOW I SING DONG DANG DUNG DING!
gymshoe - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 7:48pm)
Blaster - You like topless bar Rhys?Or all naked bars?
sub - hi gym
Blaster - Hi gymshoe
gymshoe - hi blaster
gymshoe - hi sub
Rhys - I only have gone to a very few dance clubs. I actually find it very boring - except for private sessions. Those can be interesting. An Melissa was unique; a real character.
gymshoe - hello Diana
Rhys - I get off on touching and talking.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, gymmy
gymshoe - how are you, Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine, thanks
gymshoe - good, i'm glad to hear it.
Blaster - Hey gshoe....this is a small chat room .....I don't want to embaress you but......I can get you a great deal on some oder-eaters.
Blu - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 7:53pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Used ones?
gymshoe - were they yours,, blaster?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Blu
Blaster - Hello Blu!
sub - hi Blu
Rhys - Gotta go, guys; gotta hit that gym and the books
sub - cya Rhys
Blaster - Seriously your bringging tears to our eyes.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Rhys
Blaster - Bye Rhys!
Rhys - Bye!
Blu - hello eveyone, Diana...How and where should we change our US Dollars?
Rhys - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 7:56pm)
gymshoe - are you saying i don't belong, blaster?
Blu - hey where's the crazy Coo Coo Clock?Clea I think?
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:57pm
Blaster - No gymshoe I'm just acting silly tonite,don't know what's into me .
Blu - lol, beware of what you wish for!
Diana the Valkyrie - Blu - a US bank is your best plan for changing dollars.
gymshoe - it's hard enough living with a fetish, without other people demeaning you, who should know better.
gymshoe - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 7:59pm)
Blu - Do we change our dollars at the Airport?
Blaster - Why is it hard to live with a fetish gym?My fetishes MAKE me hard.
Diana the Valkyrie - You can change them at a bank, or at the airport.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 8:00pm
Blu - here in the US?
Blu - Steamed Shrimp over there, She's back on her diet
Blaster - O damn!!!!!What have I done!
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, in the US in a bank, or at the airport, or in Europe at the airport.
Diana the Valkyrie - Blaster, I think you just did the famous Blasterman foot-in-mouth routine.
Blaster - OK ......A self imposed exile will be my punishment.....Farewell all it saddens me to have to go .
sub - cya Blast
Diana the Valkyrie - Sigh....
Blu - She is getting ready for her trip! Liza Lewis lost her 2nd placeing and $10,000.00
Blaster - The worst punishment I can think of...................being without my Valkyrie........don't be in such a hurry sub!
sub - sorry, Blast
Diana the Valkyrie - Lost it how?
Blaster - OK I'm not going to eulogise myself..........bye all!
Diana the Valkyrie - Toodle-oo, Blasterman
Blaster - I CAN"T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!I don't wanna!!!!!NO!NO!NO!
Blu - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 8:09pm)
Blaster - AHHHRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blaster - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 8:09pm)
Blu - Dieturics
Diana the Valkyrie - Thats sad.
Blu - Denise Masino too
Blu - and 3rd place Gayle Meyor
Diana the Valkyrie - What about Gayle Mooher, you're saying she was disqualified??
Blu - yes drugs too
Diana the Valkyrie - Shit! Which drugs?
Blu - protested it was tested a second time and postive again
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:13pm
Blu - Lasex
Blu - That drug is a real killer
Blu - 2nd and 3rd place girls out!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 8:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - NevNever heard of it, what is it?
Blu - and see waht I mean about politics....Lewis beat Andrulla yet Nicole has beaten Lewis and Andrulla has beat Nicole....lolhahahaha
Blu - A very strong water pill that can stop the heart in a second...makes you look hard as a rock
Diana the Valkyrie - What's Lasex?
Blu - maybe a dead rock
Blu - statemant below
Diana the Valkyrie - It makes me want to spit.
Diana the Valkyrie - How do I get press accreditation for the Jan Tana?
Blu - We have time to shot Nicole in Andrulla's gym?
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:19pm
Blu - Thank you Clepsydra
Diana the Valkyrie - Andrulla's gym isn't too great for shooting in, but there's no problem with time
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:20pm
Blu - Well where ever you want to shoot is fine with us
Blu - She needs to saty on her diet
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll start ordering a few tons of shrimp
Blu - lol, ok She will start to hate us already Diana
Blu - Will send you an E Mail with times and all
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:24pm
Diana the Valkyrie - And I'll contact a few potato farms
Blu - looking to get our horse in another place to retire him
Diana the Valkyrie - Still problems with the hooves?
Blu - Ok what ever you need let me know and I can get the press pass.Wayne just left for Paris and leaves the same day we get there
Blu - He is good on his feet ,but not fair to him that we never ride him anymore
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, all I want is something on paper or fax that means I have confidence to send someone 6000 miles and they'll be treated as press.
Blu - hahahaha, Potato Farms you are too funny
Sid - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 8:29pm)
Blu - Yes Diana you will have to wait for that till April when we get back to the states and talk to wayne
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 8:30pm
Sid - Hey Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - HJi, Sid
sub - hi Sid
Blu - Sending Al are someone else over to the states?
Blu - Hi Sid
Sid - Diana this is the best site - hello
Diana the Valkyrie - Depends on who's available
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you, Sid
Blu - No the best site is seeing Nicole walk down the street!
Blu - lol
Sid - Diana I'm looking for a good artist to draw some HUGE females for me - can you help?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, Sid, go to the Artwork Message Board. Dr Otto is good.
Sid - Diana I just joined...were is that?
Blu - Yes did one of Nicole that looks great
Diana the Valkyrie - In the clubhouse, you'll see all the Message Boards, you can't miss it
Sid - OK thanks see ya
Sid - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 8:38pm)
Blu - Diana I must go now to eat..Nicole will get mad if I do not leave, And I must do the dishes now!
sub - cya Blu
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Blu
Blu - Bye Sub, Diana and Clepsydra
Blu - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 8:40pm)
sub - so, Mighty Diana, it certainly is wonderful to have You back
Diana the Valkyrie - Nice to be back.
sub - i hope all is well. Your departure seemed rather sudden
Diana the Valkyrie - Not at all, I mentioned it several monutes before I left
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 8:45pm
sub - my perspective on time is probably not as precise as Yours, Mighty Valkyrie
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:45pm
Sid - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 8:46pm)
Sid - Diana I posted
sub - wb Sid
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, Sid, if that doesn't work, ask me again
Sid - Diana do you know what the rates for this kind of thing is?
Diana the Valkyrie - It depends on how good you want the artist to be.
Sid - I just don't want it to look cartonish (spelling)
Diana the Valkyrie - Choose an artist with the style you want
Sid - I know this is a dumb question...how do I do that? (I'm new at this)
Diana the Valkyrie - Visit the Galleries
Sid - Are all the artists in the galleries available for custom work?
Diana the Valkyrie - Some of them are.
Sid - How do I know which ones?
Diana the Valkyrie - Ask on the Message Board
Sid - OK - I guess I'll wait and see what my posting brings in - I still think this is a great site!
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 9:00pm
Sid - So what should we talk about now?
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, we could ask sub about this harem he seems to be accumulating
Sid - OK - How about it sub?
sub - well, Sid, i've met a few wonderful Women here, and because i started hanging around here
Sid - Ya?
sub - yes. it's remarkable what a little grovelling will do
Sid - What type did you meet?
victim - I磎 back
victim - re-hi, all
Diana the Valkyrie - You're too immodest, sub, you do a lot of grovelling
sub - wb vic. muscular, beautiful ones, Sid. You are correct as always, MIghty Diana
Sid - I can do that.
victim - sid, i didn磘 follow the conversation. what are you into?
Sid - More detail please!
Diana the Valkyrie - But can you grovel as well as sub can?
Diana the Valkyrie - And can you write pentameters?
Sid - Don't know...need more input.
Diana the Valkyrie - iambic ones, that is.
Sid - you lost me.
sub - 12 out of 14 iambic pentameters seems to be enough
Sid - what is that?
Diana the Valkyrie - It wouldn't have been enough for me.
Diana the Valkyrie - What is what, Sid?
sub - You have made me well aware of that, Lovely Valkyrie.
Sid - an iambic pentameter
Diana the Valkyrie - A line with five feet, each foot is an iamb
sub - an iamb is a metrical foot with the first syllable unaccented, the second accented
wb270 - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 9:12pm)
victim - not to mix with the hexameter, where the first syllable is accented
Diana the Valkyrie - A syllabub is a kind of desert
sub - wb wb
wb270 - Hi everybody. People will never believe me if I tell them I spend my time on-line chatting about the rules for a sonnet
Clepsydra - The time now is 9:13pm
victim - hi, wb
sub - don't tell them, wb
wb270 - they might if I said SONET, as in OC3
Sid - Lets talk about huge women with really big boobs!!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 9:15pm
sub - you never know where the conversation is going to lead in here, Sid
victim - i thougt a syllabub contains fruit, not sand, diana
Sid - I can understand huge women with big boobs.
Diana the Valkyrie - You forgot the "really"
Sid - your right that is really important!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - I thiknk Sndy liked it here, WB
Sid - Have a good night all.
Sid - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 9:21pm)
sub - 'night Sid
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe I should set up another chat room, Poet's Corner.
sub - i think the variety of topics is part of the fun here, Lovely Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Get all this awful cultural stuff out of the gaze of decent folk.
sub - even decent folk should be shocked occasionally
Diana the Valkyrie - I just found a nice poem - Destroyers, by Kipling.
sub - Kipling had a knack for making it seem so easy. i'm not familiar wit hthat one, though
Diana the Valkyrie - Nor was I till I read a quote from it in a book, then I read the whole thing.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 9:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - The strength of twice three thousand horse
Diana the Valkyrie - That seeks the single goal;
Diana the Valkyrie - The line that holds the rending course,
Diana the Valkyrie - The hate that swings the whole;
Diana the Valkyrie - The stripped hulls, slinking through the gloom,
Diana the Valkyrie - At gaze and gone again --
Diana the Valkyrie - The Brides of Death that wait the groom --
Diana the Valkyrie - The Choosers of the Slain!
Diana the Valkyrie - http://redfrog.norconnect.no/~poems/poems/03286.html
sub - thank You, Kind Diana. i shall check that URL
Diana the Valkyrie - They've got a whole Kipling library there.
* Diana the Valkyrie is a Kipling fan
Rhys - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 9:34pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, BeffyFan
Rhys - What kind of a guy was Kipling? I know nothing about him.
sub - i just bookmarked it, Sweet Valkyrie. looks like there's a lot there. wb Rhys
Rhys - hi, sub.
victim - hi, rhys
Diana the Valkyrie - You don't know Kipling? Wow.
Diana the Valkyrie - You've got a major treat in store
Rhys - I meant his personal life, no I don't. Jeese. I don't know everything.
sub - i'm startled, Rhys. i thought farce was your only weak spot
Diana the Valkyrie - It isn't so much a weak spot, more a weak area.
Diana the Valkyrie - Besides, if you knew everything, why would you attend the Valkyrie School of Cultural Improvement?
Rhys - I'll do the music for you. Herr Professor Musikwissenschaft Rhys
Diana the Valkyrie - Words by sub, music by Rhys. You could make an opera!
Rhys - Hey, vic, wadda ya think?
Rhys - Great, we'll call it die Valkure. Oh, shit; that's taken.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 9:45pm
victim - yep. wagner
Diana the Valkyrie - Start off by dreaming up the fundamental plot.
sub - group of naked boxers meets group of devoted bootlickers. practically writes itself
Rhys - How about setting it in a nude boxing establishment.
Daveee - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 9:47pm)
Rhys - sub, that was simultanious
sub - hi Daveee
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, but what's the plot line?
Daveee - Hi all
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Daveee
Rhys - davon, dazu, daveee
sub - are we writing a tragic or comic opera, Rhys?
victim - hi, dave
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 9:48pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 9:48pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - A farce, of course.
Scooby - victim, what the hell are you doing up this late?
Rhys - Scooby?
JoanneFan - Hello ladies and gents...
Daveee - Any truly dominant ladies here tonight ?
sub - hi JF, you lucky sob. hi Scooby
Rhys - Urrrrgghhhhh.... urp!
Rhys - never mind, ugh!
JoanneFan - I noticed that Sandy was here earlier.
victim - am i prohibited at this time?
Clepsydra - The time now is 9:50pm
Scooby - Hey Rhys, gimme some o that beer!
Rhys - I hate it when it gets on your shoes.
JoanneFan - Hey sub, thanks, man....
Scooby - What time is it in Germany vic?
Clepsydra - The time now is 9:50pm
Rhys - Here, Scoob, gurg, gurg, gurg. Hmmmm.....
victim - 4 am
Diana the Valkyrie - victim ist verboten?
Scooby - victim, are you up late or up early?
sub - we'll need some compromising missive, then. a stray email, perhaps
Rhys - Hey, Scoob, you like those stories?
Rhys - Trottle!!!
Scooby - Sure, Rhys! I can't figure out what Mr. Syndrome is on about though...
sub - JF, JK tells me to keep reminding you just how lucky you are
victim - up late, scoob. have to get up late.
Scooby - I understand what he's asking but I just don't understand the point.
Scooby - vic, what do you do for a living?
Rhys - I'll have to explain it but you have to listen. Last night you walked off.
Diana the Valkyrie - Good one, sub. And a good slug of gender confusion.
JoanneFan - Hey sub, she just put on a sleevless top. You don't have to remind me.....
Scooby - Rhys, I'm here to stay. Good boy. Sit.
Rhys - Mr. Syndrome can not understand humor.
sub - yer killin' me, JF
Diana the Valkyrie - One whistle from Mrs Doo and he'll be bounding off....
victim - I'm a journalist, scoob
Scooby - If Mr. Syndrome does not understand humor, why is he reading my message board in the first place?
Diana the Valkyrie - sub, what's your beef? Your harem is now, what, four?
Diana the Valkyrie - Or indeed why is he on this web site?
JoanneFan - I don't know how much longer I can hang here, man. She really knows how to push my buttons....
Rhys - A lot of people out there just can't understand even slightly complex and subtle humor. Raised on dumb straight lines in sitcoms.
Rhys - He's hoping for a crass line.
Scooby - ooo, that reminds me, I'm missing Seinfeld. See ya Bye!
sub - sorry, Mighty Diana. greedy, i guess
Scooby - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 9:56pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 9:56pm)
JoanneFan - sub, she likes to feel her own muscles! What do you think about that?
Scooby - NOT!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - giggle
Rhys - I just typed a huge reply to you and now it's gone.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, Rhys, I get into a lot of hot water that way.
sub - do you really want me to die, right now, JF. stop. just stop. no, don't
Scooby - So Rhys, are you a fan of The Young Ones? Monty Python? The Kids In The Hall? South Park?
JoanneFan - Scoob, you're a nut...
Diana the Valkyrie - The Brit way to crack a funny is with a perfectl;y straight face
JoanneFan - ok sub, sorry...
Rhys - And so do I. And nobody here understnads. Thye think I'm just sarcastic.
Scooby - NO KITTY! THAT'S MY POTPIE!!!!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00pm
Scooby - Hey sub, I think I'm about to float away. You?
Rhys - I crack lines at work with a straight face and the weenie secreary and lickspittle toadies go and tell the boss thta R..... is say things. And then we both laugh at the jerks.
JoanneFan - Diana, I understand that. I should have been born Brit. Most people can't tell if I'm joking or not...
Rhys - I could!
Scooby - Rhys, I think we work at the same place. Now, GROW UP!
sub - float away, Scoob? what, you need to be walked?
Scooby - I should have been born brit too but my teeth are too nice :-)
Rhys - You see, I'm really English at heart. --- with an American twist, just to spark it up a bit.
Rhys - Haaa, good one Scoob.
Scooby - No, I mean all the rain sub. Takes me a fuggin hour and a half to commute in this shit.
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:02pm
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Rhys - I never could go into a Chinese restaurant and order a Poo Poo platter
sub - i made it home in record time today, Scoob. half the cars were pulled off the road
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:04pm
Diana the Valkyrie - It's your own fault, you should have hung Washington as soon as he turned traitor
JoanneFan - Did you ever hear of the "Dan Ryan Expressway" Scoob?
sub - hi Tom
Scooby - Nope. Should I?
TomNine - Hey, everybody.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tom
Scooby - In Thialand they have poo poo splatter.
JoanneFan - Diana, i think that that was Benedict Arnold......
victim - hi, t9
Diana the Valkyrie - No, he was a patriot.
Scooby - Yeah, Benedict! That commie scumbag!
Rhys - Hey, my 4th great Grandfather was in the Continental Army
JoanneFan - Scoob, the Dan Ryan makes your commute sound like a joy ride...
wb270 - The Day Ryan is in Chicago
JoanneFan - Yep, you got it wb...
Scooby - I couldn't live in Chicago. I visit there twice a year though. Good Borders and Tower Records.
Rhys - Actually, Scoob he was the first Pinko
sub - JF, you think the Dan Ryan is bad? you should try I-86 through Boston
Scooby - Frontera Grill kicks ass!
JoanneFan - Hot spots Scoob...
JoanneFan - Been ther, done that sub....
Scooby - Also love Charlie Trotters! Ever eaten there?
wb270 - I'm with you sub, although the Dan Ryan has more lanes, I believe
Rhys - Actually I-77 and 85 into Charlotte is horrible. But I live in town and am - ready for this - 3 minutes from the office.
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:08pm
JoanneFan - Classy place, Scoob. Frontera that is...
sub - right, wb. at least the lanes on the Ryan are of reasonable width
wb270 - Oh come on Rhys, places like Charlotte don't know what traffic even is
victim - well, I磎 off. cya all
sub - cya victim
JoanneFan - I second the motion....
wb270 - How about 101 between San Franciscl and San Jose?
Scooby - Yeah? Well you guys ain't seen nothin' til you've been on Highway K in Freeburg Mazzuruh.
JoanneFan - See ya vic...
victim - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 10:10pm)
JoanneFan - Been there too. Off hours of course....
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:11pm
wb270 - When you get right downtown on 86 it's hardly even a proper exressway
sub - but people are still trying to drive 80 mph
wb270 - And I'm always trying to get in the rithg damned lanes for the tunnel to Logan Airport
JoanneFan - The Dan Ryan, 750,000 cars per day. That's hard to beat Scoob...
wb270 - but the Dan Ryan is a big wide road, and Chicagoans are sober, polite drivers compared to bostonians
sub - and, of course, if you get over one exit too early you get forced to take it
Rhys - Scoob. Sorry, went for some yogurt. Charlotte is amazing at rush hour. A parking lot.
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:13pm
JoanneFan - Sober, what ever gave you that idea, wb?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15pm
sub - Boston drivers use their turn signals to decoy you into thinking they're going the other way
Rhys - Love Dannon plain low fat yogurt with Polaner Allfruit added. It's cheap and good.
JoanneFan - I wouldn't even consider navigating the Ryan sober....
wb270 - compared to people in boston, chicagoans are friendly, polite and easy going, particularly in cars
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 10:15pm)
Rhys - In the Southern states, the turn signals are all brand new.
Scooby - How did we get on this conversation?
sub - you started it, Scoob
wb270 - And then, when you're not downtown in boston, but in Concord or lesington, ow wherever around there, they have all these crazy circles, which they call rotaries
TomNine - sub, I see you finally lured Sandy to the coffee lounge. Have a nice chat?
JoanneFan - wb, that is very true. I found the people in Boston to be very cliqueish.....
Scooby - doooohhhh!
Scooby - Sandy does seem to be the goddess.
Rhys - The English call them roundabouts - they're lethal
sub - actually, Sandy was mostly making new friends here, Tom
Scooby - Did you call her today sub?
wb270 - Actually, people in Boston can be quite nice, when they're not driving a car
TomNine - wb, I grew up in Boston, and there were no laws about rotary right-of-way until like 1978... you'd see grown men cry.
sub - not rotaries! have you ever been to Cape Cod in the summer?
JoanneFan - All in all, I enjoyed myself in Boston....
sub - didn't call Her today, Scoob
Rhys - wb, in the state of Masschusettes the vehicle entering the rotary has the right of way, but in neighboring Connecticut, the vehicle in the roraty has the right of way.
wb270 - I love Boston, but not driving there
TomNine - The worst driving I've ever witnessed is what happens here in Maryland when it rains or snows. Might as well be the end of the world.
wb270 - That's just timidity, Tom
Rhys - Did my first heavy drinking in Boston.
sub - Beantown is cool. just leave your car in
JoanneFan - Hey TN, I hear ya. It's almost like people think that it's raining roofing nails or something...
sub - ...in New Hampshire
Rhys - Gotta go!
wb270 - Say the word snow loudly twice around here, and they close the public schools
sub - cya Rhys
Rhys - Bye!
Rhys - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 10:23pm)
TomNine - They close schools for rain and fog here these days, never mind snow!
TomNine - I'm seeing Christine Marshall on Saturday!
JoanneFan - JK just ripped her tank top in half right in front of me! Gotta go people. Catch ya next time!!!!!
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:26pm
sub - cool, Tom. we'll expect a report, of course. cya JF. lucky bastard
JoanneFan - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 10:27pm)
TomNine - Enjoy, JF.
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, that's one way to get a man to bed.
Diana the Valkyrie - A bit wasteful of perfectly good tank tops, though
TomNine - sub, I asked if I could do anything for Christine while she's here, and she asked me to bring her some groceries! I have an errand to run for her!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30pm
TomNine - Friday.
sub - that's way cool, Tom.
wb270 - say hello to Christine for me, Tom, and good luck.
TomNine - Will do, wb. sub, maybe Sandy will let you do her laundry if you ask real nice. :-)
wb270 - good night everybody. catch you all later.
wb270 - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 10:33pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - No, I think grovelling stands a better chance.
TomNine - Take it easy, wb.
sub - i have asked real nice, Tom. i'm taking vacation from work so i can do a few things for Sandy
TomNine - Grovelling never hurts.
TomNine - sub, you go boy!
Diana the Valkyrie - sub's rather good at it, as long as sonnets don't get involved.
sub - ok, to be more precise, i grovelled
TomNine - sub, are there any other fbb's you'd like to meet?
sub - i'd like to meet a lot of them, Tom
TomNine - Anybody in particular?
sub - let's see...i'd love to meet Andrulla
sub - ... Michelle Rabalate...
sub - ...Nicole...
TomNine - Mmmm, Andrulla is nice. I think she's heading my way in May or so.
sub - ...Denise Rutkowski, but i hear She isn't bodybuilding at this time...
Clepsydra - The time now is 10:42pm
sub - ...Collette Guimond, who i hope t osee in May...
TomNine - Of course, Nicole. I don't think Michelle has sessions, or is even very muscular any more, but back in the day...
TomNine - Alas, I think Denise is a Christian rotweiller breeder now...
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, folks
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45pm
TomNine - Is Collette's trip to St Louis a sure thing now?
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Thu Mar 19 10:45pm)
TomNine - Sweet dreams, Diana.
sub - i don't think Michelle does sessions either, but you're right about 'in the day'. Sweet dreams, Mighty Diana
sub - not sure about Collette, Tom. i haven't contacted Her yet
TomNine - Do you get a chance to travel much? Would you travel just for a session?
sub - i don't travel much. i wouldn't mind travelling for a session though
TomNine - It would be a nice vacation!
sub - i would drive to Chicago, for example, or fly just about anywhere if i could get a cheap flight
TomNine - I'm pretty lucky here in DC/Baltimore, lots of girls come through here.
sub - and if you really wanted, the commuter flights to NY aren't too expensive
TomNine - Yeah, NY, Philly are pretty easy.
sub - before i found out that sandy's coming to STL, i was thinking about Florida and Vegas. can always get low rates to those
TomNine - Do you know if Sandy is well-booked for her trip to St Louis?
sub - She is, Tom. She seems pretty happy about it, at least
TomNine - Have you considered Unique Leigh?
sub - yes, Tom. i'm waiting to hear more about Unique
TomNine - Maybe if word gets out about Sandy's success more travelling ladies will swing by that way.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00pm
sub - if They looked in here once They'd realize there's a market in STL
TomNine - From what I've seen on Unique's homepage and her entry in wb's list, I'm not too interested. But she's the hometown girl for you.
sub - if Sandy and Collette weren't coming here, i probably would have called Unique by now
TomNine - I think it helps if some local guy helps develop a market. It could be you!
sub - could be, Tom. remember, though, that Sandy will be the first session i've ever been to
TomNine - Whatever expectations you have for the session, I bet the reality will be even better.
sub - you are one of the people who have convinced me of that, Tom
TomNine - ... as long as your expectations are realistic. But you knew that.
sub - i expect i'll have some great memories that will last a long time. that's enough for me
Clepsydra - The time now is 11:10pm
sub - Tom, i gotta get to bed. Have a good night
TomNine - Good night, sub. see you around.
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30pm
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Doug - logged on. --- (Thu Mar 19 11:37pm)
Doug - Blu come back here
Doug - sitting alone here just me and cleper
Doug - just wishing there was a fbb that would come into the room and sweep me off my feet?
Doug - oh Diana where are you?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45pm