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D.J - Got to get someone good looking in here after the one that Scoob put up .This is Kasie
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Ed - any one here?
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Cypu - Hey everybody
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Sting - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 01:20am)
Sting - Hello how are you
Sting - Hello everyone talk to me
Sting - Hello how are you
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tinyboy - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 12:42pm)
tinyboy - Hello?
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tinyboy - gee this is no fun!
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 12:55pm)
Scooby - Hello?
Clepsydra - The time now is 12:59pm
tinyboy - hi about time you came on
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tinyboy - guess who I saw last night!
Scooby - Today it's shells and cheese with jalapeno peppers.
Scooby - Who did you see last night?
Scooby - I am reading the Comic Buyers Guide while I am talking to you.
tinyboy - Crystal Storm!!!
tinyboy - She was awesome last night! Got my pic taken with her
Scooby - Uh, pardon my ignorance... who's Crystal Storm?
tinyboy - She's a exotic dancer...a centerfold... a busty woman with her breast measuring at 101 inches
Scooby - Is she the chick who runs out on baseball fields to kiss the players?
tinyboy - did I knock you off of your chair?
tinyboy - No...that's Morgana the Kissing Bandit... she's an old lady
Scooby - 101 inches?!? how the hell does she walk?
Scooby - For that matter, how the hell did you fit into a picture with her? Wide angle lens?
tinyboy - very nicely if you ask me... she can really move with those things... I watched her do a spin on her toes, and she was very balanced....
tinyboy - the other girls told me they tried that with a fake breast and nearly got thrown off the stage
Scooby - Are you a breast man?
tinyboy - 101% pure breast man!
Scooby - But breasts are nothing more than big mounds of fat.
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Sen - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 1:17pm)
Sen - Hi ! Tits are famolous!!
Scooby - Silly rabbit, tits are for kids!
Sen - Arenīt you a kid ,too??
Scooby - uhhhh, well, yeah!
Sen - did i bother you?
Dough Boy - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 1:25pm)
Dough Boy - Hi Scooby, I made it, the room is not working too good for me tho
Michelle - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 1:26pm)
Dough Boy - I can't see anything so I am chatting blind!
Sen - Hi Michelle, hi Dough Boy
Michelle - Hello! DB how are you doing today? Thanks for all of the goodies you sent to us! How is the Dianna beany baby coming?
Dough Boy - Hey M I am doing my best on the Beany front but it's not easy, I tried a place today and they don't even do them
Michelle - Hello Sen! How are you? So DB when will you be sending us a picture of yourself? And when will you be visiting the states?
Dough Boy - But I will get one rest assured, You may have quite a wait tho, however I seldom fail ))
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Michelle - DB- Scooby and I will be scanning you a couple of my photo shoot pictures from my modeling agency-don't be to scared!
Dough Boy - I hope you liked the Frys bars, I thought that you guys did not have the Creme Eggs but I wsa wrong!!. I will get a picture to you in the next few weeks, don't build your hopes up however, you're the successful model not me
Dough Boy - Right now I am planning my next visit, hey maybe it would be more economical just to fly you to London! Can't wait for your new photos, They will be ny new wallpaper
Dough Boy - Lordy I can't type I need a PA!
Michelle - DB- if you fly me to London what about Scooby?
Dough Boy - Barrister's don't have PAs by convention, we do it all for ourselves, it's different to an office attorney we are much more like consultants we just come in for a few bits of a case and the trial
Dough Boy - Scooby has to come but maybe his wife won't let him, so you'll just have to chloroform him and kidnap him
Michelle - (Scooby) And tie me up :-)
Dough Boy - I am also plamnning my next parcel to you guys is there anything (other than a beany which I am working on) that I can get?
Dough Boy - M won't need to tie you up if she uses enough Chloroform. Any candy you guys need?
Michelle - DB- the reason I have been so busy is because (i work in administration) and we are compiling databases together, very big project.
Dough Boy - Databases of what?
Michelle - DB- do you have any meat pies you can send me? Send me a surprise!
Michelle - DB- employee database (which lists all attorneys, legal assistants and staff) then we have payroll database which takes care of everyone getting paid.
Dough Boy - M I love meat pies too , ...it's ok I know Scooby told you!!)) But I doubt I'd get em past Customs altho after a week in the post they could pretty much walk to St Lou on their own
Dough Boy - Sounds like TC is a firm with high overheads, you know mine are about 20 pc of turnover good huh? I find that Law firms are better at image and marketing than they are at law
Michelle - DB-Scooby wants the CD by Daybehaviour.
Dough Boy - Cd by Daybeahaviour? ok I'll try, be prepared for a shock tho CD's over here are about US$ 30 each
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Dough Boy - Gas is maybe $6 a gallon or more
Dough Boy - Wow this chat room is so slow it 'd amost be quicker to E mail
Michelle - DB-gas here is $.87 a gallon.
Dough Boy - So did Sue like her beany, she pleased?
Michelle - (Scooby) Yep. She's very pleased!
Dough Boy - Yeah that's why I am gonna live in the US, plus of course the US needs my highly educated legal mind
Dough Boy - Have you read all the paper, did you see the Welsh articles, betcha can't understand those
Michelle - DB-so what are your thoughts about working as an attorney at TC?
Michelle - DB-I haven't finished reading through the paper, but did notice the Welsh articles.
Dough Boy - I think that they are under paid, I also would have a cow if someone told me to draft a document in the "House Style", Barristers are all individuals and I don't respond well to BS, so I am worried about a law firm environment, I can see myself ruffling feathers, as a Mandatorily self employed professino that's not a problem but as an employee it is
Michelle - DB- can you send me a Londsdale (sp?) tee-shirt?
Michelle - (Scooby) Paul Weller used to wear those :-)
Dough Boy - At the moment Attorneys ask me what to do even senior ones, it's great I can be so rude to them, but then again I would have to accept that I would have to learn from others and just be humble, What Size M?
Michelle - DB-Smallest
Dough Boy - You are practically a liddle beany baby yurself aintcha!
Michelle - (Scooby) She's iddy biddy!
Michelle - (Scooby) Michelle is a size 2. Kimberly is a size 0. Can you believe that shit?
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Dough Boy - What is a size O , I used to have a gf who was east indian and insisted that she had to go to singapore to get her undies cuz the ones in Britain were for fat ass Brit women, I wouldn't go with her wanted to go to Miami and that was the end of that relationship
Dough Boy - Miami wsa good tho went with a friend and found Johnny Rockets!
Michelle - DB- a size 0 is the smallest size.
Michelle - DB- it goes like this 0 1-2, 3-4, 5-6 so on.
Dough Boy - What if Women get smaller do they have like -2, "anti clothes",
Michelle - DB-if women are smaller than a 0 then it goes down to children size clothing.
Dough Boy - I am not good on Women's clothes sizes over here, I don't know if they are the same. All our sizes are being changed to Metric gradually Cuss and Damn it!
Michelle - (Scooby) Baby Gap
Michelle - (Scooby) Metric?! Haven't you guys given up on that crap yet?
Dough Boy - They might fall in (it'd be funny if it warn't so old) So M are you a more of a skirt or Jeans gal?
Dough Boy - Hey Scooby don't start me off on that foreign metric Crap, I'll just start one of my anti European tirades
Michelle - DB- I'm a "nice slacks" kinda gal.
Dough Boy - Are you a vegetarian?
Michelle - DB-no I am not a vegetarian, I wish I could be but I wouldn't be able to give up any kind of chicken. I don't care to much for red meat though.
Dough Boy - Do you like Hot Fudge Sundaes
Dough Boy - Okay like seinfeld Frasier Ellen
Dough Boy - Great, I have nothing against vegetables, but I need meat. Often prefer chicken, but need Roast Beef on Sundays of course
Clepsydra - The time now is 2:13pm
Michelle - DB- Yes, I love hot fudge sundaes. Just the other day I went for a hot fudge sundae and after finishing all of the hot fudge I still had a bit of ice cream left so I went to the counter and requested more hot fudge! Oh well if you can't eat fattening foods sometimes you might as well not eat at all!
Michelle - DB- sit coms are gay!
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Dough Boy - you know I just hate them, but the brain needs fat to work prpoerly so I just HAVE to eat them, it's all so sad. I'm kidding the really sad truth is that they are not easy to get in this country, Did thry give you more fudge inthis country they would never give you more, haven't you seen Oliver Twist?
Dough Boy - In what sense do you mean gay?
Michelle - DB-Scooby told me to say that.
Dough Boy - Well they can't be gay because he don't watch em QED
Michelle - (Scooby) She hasn't seen Oliver Twist but she's seen "The Ex"
Dough Boy - I have seen that film but I don't believe that a woman can overpower a guy with her legs like that
Michelle - (Scooby) That's "The November Conspiracy" silly! "The Ex" has Yancy!
Michelle - (Scooby) Can you make it back top the chat room at 4?
Dough Boy - Oh yeah, didn't yancy use her legs in the EX, how else did she hold that guy down (M Scooby tells me to watch these films I don't much care for them really)
Michelle - (Scooby) Dum dum, she held him under with her arms!
Dough Boy - Sure BYE BYE MM BYE SCOOBY
Clepsydra - The time now is 2:22pm
Michelle - DB-Its time for me to get back to work so I will chat with you again soon. Have a good day!
Michelle - (scooby) She's gone. you still there?
scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 2:24pm)
scooby - going once.
scooby - going twice.
scooby - gone!
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victim - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 4:08pm)
victim - hi
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Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 4:24pm)
Scooby - Still there vic?
victim - oh, hi scoob
Scooby - there you are you little dickens!
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Scooby - Did you read Rhys' stories on my message board?
victim - not yet, scoob
Scooby - So what's new in Germany?
Scooby - How old are you victim?
Scooby - Wake up, victim!
Scooby - You gotta slow connection?
Scooby - Talk to me!
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victim - sorry, scoob. my system broke down.
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Scooby - Oh, You broke my pretty design!!!
victim - oops
Scooby - How old are you victim? Or as they say in Germany "What is your age?"
victim - btw, iīm 32
Baldy - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 4:42pm)
Scooby - Hey cool! Me too! I turn 33 on Monday.
Baldy - hey
Scooby - Hi Baldy!
Scooby - victim, how do you know English so well?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 4:44pm)
victim - hi baldy. Scoob: school, reading, some conversations
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Scooby - Have you always lived in Germany?
victim - yes, always
Baldy - victum, have you ever met christa bauch?
victim - well, iīve been to ohter countries, sure, but not for living.
victim - who?
TomNine - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 4:50pm)
TomNine - Hello Baldy, victim, Scooby.
Baldy - welcome tomnine!
TomNine - Baldy, I just answred your latest e-mail.
Baldy - I'm check it out now.
OOH MISSUS!! - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 4:52pm)
Scooby - Hi T9!
victim - hi, t9
Scooby - What the hell is that? Another candy bar name?
OOH MISSUS!! - Hi er Scooby Wasn't M just Mtastic!
TomNine - Scoob, got any more fat-chick pics for us?
Scooby - Gotta admit, she looked extra hot today. Whe you made the chloroform comment, I thought I was gonna spunk.
OOH MISSUS!! - No it's a double entendre type joke punch line
Scooby - T9, I'm afraid you're gonna have to keep spanking to the ones I sent ya!
OOH MISSUS!! - Can I do you now sir Ooh Missus!
OOH MISSUS!! - You know what my lust is "Rubbing Off" (Ooh Missus) on you
Baldy - don't enourage him TN, BTW I'll try to write to christine marshall asap.
Scooby - Oh, you ever seen the movie "Beyond Fear" with Mimi Lesseos?
Baldy - no, is it any good?
OOH MISSUS!! - Where are my Scans of the lust-ee (I am the lustor), I can't wait to get them on my "Hard Drive" Ooh Missus!
Scooby - If you like mixed fighting, it is quite a classic!
Scooby - I haven't scanned them yet. Hang on, I'll do it now.
Baldy - who all is in it?
TomNine - Is "Behond Fear" the one where they go into the woods and she's a guide?
OOH MISSUS!! - I have seen Beyond Fear it's not great if it's the one I am thinking of she is a hiker/backpacker etc there is a better Mimi film where she is a wrestler
Amazonia - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 4:58pm)
Scooby - You mean the film "Pushed To The Limit"? Well, I just received them both yesterday and I was much more impressed with "Beyond Fear". I'm surprised you didn't like it. I thought the fight was as intense as Jekyll.
Amazonia - Is this the Fem Muscle room, are you all guys?
Baldy - hey amazonia
Scooby - Yes, it's the camping/backpacking one.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
TomNine - Amazonia?
victim - hi
TomNine - We are guys who like Fem Muscle.
OOH MISSUS!! - Amazonia all guys here, Scooby personally I prefered pushed to the Beyond
victim - well i like more than muscle....
Amazonia - I can't believe it some person called "Baldy" just had the nerve to send me a private message asking me if I was Male or Female, what sort of room is this?
Scooby - Well they are both gonna be featured on Volume 3. I can't figure out why I've never heard of them before. Are they hard to find?
TomNine - What's your story, Amazonia?
victim - a nice room
OOH MISSUS!! - Scoobs I don't know what fight you say was intense in tents maybe but intense no (HOHO)
TomNine - Baldy, you naughty girl!
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:04pm
Scooby - This was a one-on-one fight to the death that lasted almost 5 minutes featuring everything from wrestling to martial arts. Are you sure we're talking about the same movie? It happened outsode in the woods.
OOH MISSUS!! - No not hard (Ooh Missus) but I never liked Beyond and Pushed is mostly F/F
Baldy - what was that comment to me for, TN?
OOH MISSUS!! - Are you sure it was death, Maybe "Scoobydeath" ie momentary indisposition, indigestion, wind, hang nail etc
victim - amazonia, still here?
Scooby - That's it! Get over here to the states so that I can smack ya!
Scooby - Let me ask you this then, bitch, what would you have thought after watching Menno's Mind?
Amazonia - TN I am not offended by you but thankyou for gallantly standing up to Baldy, I can see that you are a true gentleman, not that I can't take care of myself, it's just nice not to have to
Scooby - What do you look like Amazonia?
Amazonia - This baldy is private messaging me again will someone make him stop, pleease he is really bugging me
victim - what brings you here, amazonia?
Baldy - all I said was hey, sorry. I won't do it again.
Scooby - OM, answer my question!
TomNine - Please forgive Baldy, Amazonia. It is youthful enthusiasm.
Scooby - What would you have thought after Menno?
victim - has amazonia something to do with brazil?...with amazons?...with amazing discoveries?...
victim - whereīs diana?
Scooby - Baldy, if you're so young, why are you losing your hair?
Scooby - Victim, she's still out of town.
Amazonia - Scooby, I am 5 10, I weigh 145, I am a lean fitness/BB, I practice tae kwan do and I love tai chi. I work as a chef, and just for all to know yes I am female. Everybody happy?
victim - he was shaved by amazonia, scoob
Scooby - UNLESS..... Amazonia is actually...........................Diana!
TomNine - I haven't seen Diana in days, and the barbarians are taking over the coffee lounge.
* victim is happy
Baldy - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:14pm)
OOH MISSUS!! - Sorry Scooby, Hey Baldy stand up for yourself Man!
wb270 - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:14pm)
victim - well, at least it will be good to see diana cope with the barbarians
Baldy - I use that name since I once shaved my head and everyone called me that ever since.
Baldy - Hi wb270
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
TomNine - Good afternoon, wb.
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:15pm
Baldy - hi clep, time
wb270 - hi everybody
victim - diana logging on from brazil, scooby?
OOH MISSUS!! - Hey Everyone it's Our Leader the Chief of all female combat afficionados, the Supreme Fightin Gal Master, Mega Master WB270, give it up yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh
victim - saving the rain forest?
wb270 - Diana is out of town for a few days I believe
David Sullivan - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:16pm)
victim - hi, wb
TomNine - Amazonia, do you have any questions for us?
Scooby - OM, I just sent you M's picture. Check your e-mail for new spank material!
OOH MISSUS!! - Greetings WB270, All Hail
Baldy - Hey DS!
David Sullivan - What's happenin Baldy!
wb270 - At ease
Scooby - Yeah Amazonia, what brings you to this meat market?
Baldy - I don't know.
victim - amazonia, do you fight men?
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:18pm
David Sullivan - I see we have a pretty full room. That idiot clock seems to be behaving too!
Stu Pidgit - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:18pm)
wb270 - we all could be a little more polite when we do get some poor girl who wanders in here
OOH MISSUS!! - WB, For it is I, LH was saying that there are new pics for the GG site, so that all the gals will have a pic
David Sullivan - Until I mentioned it.
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:19pm
victim - just donīt use the keywors like clock, time etc., david
victim - see?
wb270 - there are still a few without pics, not the leas of whom is LH herself
Stu Pidgit - Hi all
Scooby - WB, post a pic of LH here. I wanna see what she looks like.
Baldy - hey SP
wb270 - Or course you and I know what she looks like
Scooby - Hey Stu!
Clepsydra - The time now is 5:20pm
Amazonia - TN I don't ahve any questions, however, it is clear that now is not a good time. I will return later
Amazonia - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:21pm)
wb270 - I don't have a pic of LH, and if I had one I wouldn't post it without her permission, for fear of my life
OOH MISSUS!! - A fine figure of a woman
victim - there she goes...
Scooby - Do you know where on the web there are pictures of her?
wb270 - LH is not to be trifled with lightly
wb270 - yes I do, scooby, although it's an old one, and it doesn't really show her face
Stu Pidgit - Scooby babeeeeeee!! There is somethging I mean't to ask you
OOH MISSUS!! - She is doing great things for me at the moment, she is multitalented, I wonder if she can cook chips
Scooby - I will trifle her lightly! First I will tie her up and humiliate her! Then, it's the SCOOBY TICKLE TORTURE! She will be screaming for mercy!
Scooby - Yes, Stu!
Baldy - wb, what's the site?
wb270 - I'll not say Baldy
OOH MISSUS!! - Although I bet she makes a mean bagel
Baldy - understood, wb
OOH MISSUS!! - Or at least can order one
Stu Pidgit - Well, you're an expert on blokes getting beaten to a pulp by females aren't you?
wb270 - I doubt it OM, I've never heard her say anything about baking at all.
OOH MISSUS!! - Baldy what exactly were you asking Amazonia?
wb270 - Me? I wouldn't say that.
Scooby - Git, I wrote the books on blokes getting their asses beat by women.
wb270 - I would say that LH could learn to bake bagles well, if whe were interested, because she does almost anything pretty well if she puts her mind to it.
TomNine - Guys, I'm gonna check on some other stuff. See you later.
Baldy - Just asked if she was a fbb or an admirer? Is that wrong?
Stu Pidgit - Just wondered if you knew of any little-known FTP sites or anything relating to such material Scoob
Baldy - See ya TN, keep in touch!
TomNine - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:27pm)
OOH MISSUS!! - Scooby there is no way that you could tie up LH she is lethal, could fight the whole room and win
David Sullivan - That girl seemed a bit too touchy to be named "Amazonia"
Scooby - I can't think of any that aren't mentioned on Diana's site. Unless of course, you're interested in HK films or a site just for asphyxiation.
victim - i agree, david
victim - have to go. cya all
Baldy - agreed, see ya victum
David Sullivan - See Ya Victim!
Scooby - G'nite vic
OOH MISSUS!! - WB have you noticed that Mstress Alexis site is off line?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
victim - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:30pm)
Stu Pidgit - Amazonia is really Kevin Blaby, a fat bloke from Dollis Hill
wb270 - No I haden't OM
OOH MISSUS!! - WB BTW the link you have for Asia's pic does not work, no biggie
Stu Pidgit - What are those sites URL's SCoob?
David Sullivan - As much as I know that Baldy likes musclegirls; the last thing that he would do was piss one off.
wb270 - OK, thanks, I'll either find another or get rid of it.
OOH MISSUS!! - Or Gladstone Park SP
Scooby - http://blackplague.org/samson/guide2/home.htm
Scooby - Here's a nifty one for asphyxia
OOH MISSUS!! - WB there still is one because ED winik still has one but it has changed
Scooby - http://www.jyu.fi/tjko/hkmovie/info/
Scooby - Here is a good one for HK films
wb270 - Ed gets all pissed off when I post links to his pics
OOH MISSUS!! - SP do you have any evidence for Amaz being a guy or is it a guess, her responses seemed typivcally female to me
wb270 - I've thought about making a catalog to all his oics, just tpo piss Ed off more
wb270 - pics, just to piss Ed off more
OOH MISSUS!! - Hope Alexis is still running, she was a colourful character, and the chinese gal was good too
wb270 - Casandra
OOH MISSUS!! - Big Ed is great when he gets all riled up, it is so funny
wb270 - why don't you ask Nia?
OOH MISSUS!! - WB have you seen Scooby's videos?
wb270 - Is Nia great when she gets riled up?
Stu Pidgit - Sorry folks but if my server gets much slower I'll need a shave between updates...see you later
Scooby -
wb270 - no OM, I haven't
OOH MISSUS!! - Ha ha< anyone who mentions Cassandra or Alexis to Nia, pays a very heavy price indeed as I found out
OOH MISSUS!! - I do not want to rile Nia again, she gets medieval
Stu Pidgit - Thanks Scoob I've got one for you when I get back
Baldy - who's that wb?
OOH MISSUS!! - OM I have them both and they are worth it (well they are not much money so they would be anyway) but they are excellent
wb270 - LH is not a good person to piss off either, although she is not so incindiary as Nia
David Sullivan - See Ya Stu
wb270 - who'se who, Nia?
OOH MISSUS!! - Nia is the queen of over reaction
wb270 - Nia is a little kick ass chinese martial arts type
OOH MISSUS!! - Well I have made it up with LH and I am trying to make it up with Nia, she seems to have responded to a degree
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:41pm)
OOH MISSUS!! - Nia is a superb and utterly utterly stunning fighter, the toughest and most beautiful woman I have ever met
Scooby - yeah yeah, you say that about all the chicks....
wb270 - So, maybe we can have a fight between Nia and LH
OOH MISSUS!! - Scooby Don't go drifting off here
Scooby - zzzzzzzzzzz... huh? wha?....zzzzzz
OOH MISSUS!! - WB that would be interesting altho LH is 2ce her height and weight I'll wager, altho Nia is not a quitter
Stu Pidgit - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:43pm)
Scooby - f/f ................... *yawn* ..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
OOH MISSUS!! - Well it's late and I must must go to bed, so I'' bid ye a good one and have done
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
wb270 - LH tells me that she is bulking up again; I really would like to see her now
wb270 - sleep well OM
David Sullivan - Who is LH?
OOH MISSUS!! - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:46pm)
wb270 - Lisa Houston
David Sullivan - Thank you.
wb270 - her web site is gorgeousgladiators.com, but she doesn't have her pic there
David Sullivan - Does she fight men or just other women?
wb270 - actually, she rarely fights other women
Baldy - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:49pm)
David Sullivan - Good for her. How tough is she?
wb270 - I think she's pretty tough; big girl, strong wtih a serious MA background
David Sullivan - Thanks for the info. Sounds like my kind of girl.
wb270 - Some guys find Lisa's MA style not agressive enough; she likes to wait for you to make a mistake
David Sullivan - A counterpuncher. How would she stack up against Kathy Long?
wb270 - where are you at David?
wb270 - how can I say? she's bigger than Kathy long? She has done some kickboxing.
David Sullivan - In the vast arid reaches of Norther Nevada
wb270 - she is also somewhat loder than Kathy, I believe
wb270 - Lisa gets to Vegas once in a while, I believe
wb270 - gotta run. Bye
wb270 - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 5:58pm)
David Sullivan - Thanks! Me too. Bye Baldy, WB and Scoob!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 6:00pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 6:15pm
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 6:22pm)
Blasterman - Hello.My server is very slow tonite.
Blasterman - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 6:24pm)
Rhys - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 6:27pm)
Rhys - I seem to be missing everyone.
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:28pm
Rhys - I could talk to the clock....
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:29pm
Rhys - Hmmm.... clock
Rhys - hmm... Clep
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 6:30pm
Rhys - ...... I wonder... Clepsydra?
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:30pm
Rhys - ..... and ... clock
Rhys - hmm....
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:31pm
Rhys - clock
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:32pm
Rhys - Evidently, the c---k is reading her name in the string and if c---k comes up, she gives the time.
Rhys - test
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:33pm
Rhys - time
Rhys - t-me is anotehr word
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:34pm
Rhys - now I'll try time
Rhys - exactly sp.
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:35pm
Rhys - I mean, exactly so, right clock?
Rhys - Just as I thought.
Rhys - do you respond to clep?
Rhys - No partial strings. Okay, Clepsydra?
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:37pm
Rhys - No? Then clock.
Rhys - I understand.
Rhys - Now I understand something else. But I won't say.... Very clever, indeed.
kaui - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 6:41pm)
kaui - Anyon here?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 6:45pm
kaui - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 6:45pm)
TomNine - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 6:54pm)
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 6:56pm)
TomNine - Rhys?... Anybody lurking?
Blasterman - Hello guys !
Rhys - Here!
TomNine - Hey, Blaster.
Blasterman - REAL SLOW MOVING tonite!
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:57pm
Rhys - See what I found out about the clock... Oh, shit, she'll go off now.
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:58pm
Rhys - If you say clock or time, uh oh, she'll give you the time.
Blasterman - Hey Rhys in your pants!What color is that.
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:59pm
TomNine - time
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:59pm
TomNine - hour
Rhys - Shit brindle brown, my favorite.
Clepsydra - The time now is 6:59pm
TomNine - minute
Rhys - You found another, Tom
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 7:00pm
Blasterman - Will Nicole be on tonite?
Rhys - ohhh.... another.
Rhys - I don't know.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 7:00pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm back!!!
Rhys - Uh, oh....
Rhys - I guess we have the answer.
Blasterman - Hello Diana!!!!!Welcome home.......where were you?
Diana the Valkyrie - Answer to what?
TomNine - Diana, we've missed you!
Rhys - She still may be gone.
Rhys - Laptops, you know.
Blasterman - Who you looking for Rhys?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Rhys, I'm back.
Diana the Valkyrie - I was in Germany, actually.
Blasterman - It feels so good to have you home again honey!
Rhys - Gute reise? Ja?
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you, heartface.
Diana the Valkyrie - Not bad, thank you.
Blasterman - Did you straighten out the Nicole mess in Germany?
Rhys - Where did you go?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Blaster, that wasn't why I went. Nicole straghtens out her own messes
hemi - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 7:08pm)
hemi - hello room
Blasterman - Did you fight neo nazi's?
Rhys - hi hemi
hemi - Diana, any new ideas or galleries in the near future?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Blaster, I sat on a committee
Blasterman - Hi hemi!
TomNine - Hello, hemi.
hemi - hey everyone
Rhys - Please, more! What committe?
Blasterman - O My GOD!!!!!!!What did they do to deserve that?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, hemi, have you found the "What's New" pages?
hemi - i saw that there were none for today
Diana the Valkyrie - Look at the what's new over the last 30 days, hemi
hemi - ok, one more question...any new giantess galleries coming soon?
tinyboy - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 7:14pm)
Blasterman - Sat on by a Valkyrie ,A WHOLE commitee of people!How many were there?
tinyboy - hi all
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't have a fixed future schedule on what galleries will be upf#dated when, it depends on what comes in
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 7:15pm
hemi - ok..sorry for all the questions
Diana the Valkyrie - Several, Blasterman, They're recovering nicely now.
Rhys - Very funny, Blaster.
Rhys - Ddid you take out cat's claw and abscentmidedly clean you nails if they bored ot annoyed you?
Diana the Valkyrie - How did you know that?
Rhys - Unfortunately for me, I have to study for a test and do verious other crass things.
hemi - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 7:18pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, cheerio
tinyboy - Hi all
tinyboy - Diana, did you get my email?
Rhys - Bye.... Really don't want to go, but have to.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 7:19pm)
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:19pm
Blasterman - Diana you are truly the greatest Valkyrie I know!I would never want to offend you in any way.Your site is the greatest...............but................the clock................Can you getRIDDDDDDDD OF IT!
TomNine - Hi, tiny.
tinyboy - hi Tom Nine
Diana the Valkyrie - tiny, I'm ciurrently working through 200 emails. Which one was yours?
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:20pm
TomNine - Oh, yeah, Diana. We don't like the clock. Sorry.
Diana the Valkyrie - Don't you like Clepsy? Why not?
tinyboy - Aaagh, I can't see a thing!
Blasterman - She has no manners Diana! She BING BANG BONG BOINGS into the middle of everyones conversations.Quite rude!
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:23pm
Diana the Valkyrie - But that's what clocks are supposed to do, Blasterman
tinyboy - Diana: I sent you two emails... writen by Warren Vehec... both had a list of stories that I wrote and plus I attached a story to one of the email....I sent it out yesterday, I beleive
Blasterman - HI tb!
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll get to them, Tiny, I'm working through these 200 emails
tinyboy - no problem Diana
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:26pm
Blasterman - Oh well just thought I'd mention it.....forgot you British love clocks,big Ben and all that.
tinyboy - Diana: I saw Crystal Storm last night in Houston... man was she awesome... but I didn't get the chance to talk to her cuz of all the guys hanging around her
Diana the Valkyrie - Not surprising, Tiny!
tinyboy - Even got my picture taken with her last night... she's a handful, I'll tell ya!
Diana the Valkyrie - I have plans to expand Clepsy's vocabuilary
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 7:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - One handful?
Blasterman - No please Di!!!!!!!!!
tinyboy - Can I load her up to ladybump's site or do you want professional shots of Crystal storm only?
Diana the Valkyrie - People keep trying to talk to her, you see
Blasterman - anything but that!!!!!!!
tinyboy - Diana: much bigger than that
Diana the Valkyrie - Your shots are better, tTiny - no copyright problems, you see.
tinyboy - Ok...I'll load it up either tonight or tomarrow night... but it's only chest to head shots...shows me holding up her heavy breast
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm sure the Ladybumpers will love it.
Blasterman - Like Atlas is tinyboy!
Clepsydra - The time now is 7:36pm
tinyboy - ok, Diana... I'll try for tonight...but I'm probably going to hit the sack early tonight since I didn't get home until about 1am last night and had about 4 hours of sleep before going to work
Diana the Valkyrie - No hurry, Tiny, because I was awway for 4 days, I'm catching up now.
Blasterman - Must go goodnite all!
Blasterman - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 7:39pm)
tinyboy - Ouch..ok.. then I'll wait a couple days so you can catch up
Diana the Valkyrie - Thanks!
TomNine - tiny, are you sending in pics where we can see your face?
tinyboy - TomNine: I can smudge it out so no one can see my ugly face
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, T9
TomNine - Good to have you back, Dee. Scooby kept posting fat-chick pics, and there was no one around to stop him!
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I saw. Is that his wife?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 7:45pm
TomNine - We know so little about the elusive Mrs Doo, and even less about little Scrappy.
tinyboy - gotta go...I'll see you all later
TomNine - See ya, tiny.
tinyboy - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 7:47pm)
TomNine - I'm off, too.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 8:00pm
Dr.Otto (Me) - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 8:01pm)
BlackICE - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 8:01pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Otto!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, Ice
Dr.Otto (Me) - Hey...it worked. OK, am I on this thing?
Dr.Otto (Me) - Can you hear me in the back row?
BlackICE - Hi.
NICOLE - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 8:04pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I hear you
NICOLE - hello!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Nicole
Dr.Otto (Me) - Oh good. OK, it's good to see alla you guys, thanks for comin' to the show. Before we get started, though, I wanted to...oh nevermind. I've gone as far as I can go with that.
NICOLE - how is everyone?
NICOLE - has everyone heard that I canceled Germany?
Dr.Otto (Me) - Hi Nicole...I am just peachy. orangey, even.
Diana the Valkyrie - Dr Otto will now juggle with a chainsaw, a rubber chicken and a banana
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Nicole, you didn't cancel Germany, I was just there, it still exists
NICOLE - you look blue to me!
Dr.Otto (Me) - A chainsaw? Oh, no...sorry. andrah gets pissed if I take her gas powered razor.
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe you just cancelled bits of Germany?
NICOLE - Diana are you on the rag today? stop being a bitch to me, my week has been hard enough as it is
BlackICE - GO Nicole!
Dr.Otto (Me) - Blue...hah! So what are you so RED about, if I may?
NICOLE - shut up BLACK,
Dr.Otto (Me) - Hmmm...think I'll step out for a few...
BlackICE - Hey, I was cheering for you!
NICOLE - haven't you been reading the newsgroups? I had a few problems with a German promoter, cost me a fortune,
Diana the Valkyrie - I've been away for a few days, doing some stuff in Germany (not with BEKA!!!)
Dr.Otto (Me) - Ah...wasn't aware of the monetary loss to you in this case. I haven't been getting online much as my PC has been getting upgraded the last week or so.
NICOLE - Diana and I never go at it, so there is nothing to cheer for. She is the mommy Valkyrie, I am the baby. Mommies always win over babies. Mommmies rule
BlackICE - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 8:13pm)
NICOLE - better not be with BEKA!
NICOLE - he is a lowlife, count your teaspoons and make sure the toilet paper and light bulbs are astill in the room
Dr.Otto (Me) - BEKA is toast, anyhow. Likely that this situation won't sit well in Germany.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 8:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - No, but I'm not writing off the whole of Germany just because of one crook.
NICOLE - I had a few death threats at the house, from some retard with a german accent saying how they were in England, etc
Diana the Valkyrie - That's disgraceful!
Dr.Otto (Me) - jumpin' torpedoes.
NICOLE - the number on my caller id ---- the same as bekas
NICOLE - duh , wonder who it was?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, well, then it's a straight forward police matter.
Diana the Valkyrie - You tell your local police, they do the rest.
Dr.Otto (Me) - Well, not if it's the NYPD...
JoanneFan - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 8:19pm)
NICOLE - he is just trying to make me miserable
NICOLE - nothing they can do, he is in germany
Diana the Valkyrie - Wrong, Nicle, there is something they can do.
Dr.Otto (Me) - Give 'em hell, Nicole. You got the spirit to do it. I've seen that. If there's anything I can do, send a note. I get tired of this kinda BS going on with fem bodybuilders. Still no respect because you're a WOMAN, is what it boils down to. Turns my kidneys.
Diana the Valkyrie - Being in a different country doesn't mean you can issue death threats. They contact the German police, who will have a little chat with him.
wb270 - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 8:22pm)
NICOLE - yes, whay?
wb270 - Hello Nicole, DV, and everybody
NICOLE - hey wb?
Dr.Otto (Me) - Diana's right, except for the fact that in the US, we have enough trouble hetting the police to handle DOMESTIC death threats. Not always their fault...most PDs are undermanned and underfunded.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, WB
Dr.Otto (Me) - L O WB...
NICOLE - it's hard to read what you are writing wb, color is way to bright
wb270 - Dr Otto, are you "ME" from AWWA?
wb270 - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 8:24pm)
Dr.Otto (Me) - Nope...no offense, but I wouldn't touch AAWA with a 10 meter cattleprod.
NICOLE - what are the police going to do someone in Germany?
wb270 - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 8:25pm)
Rhys - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 8:25pm)
wb270 - I choose a bad color
Rhys - Greeting from a friendly voice
Dr.Otto (Me) - The US police can contact the German police, who in turn can actually take it up with BEKA.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Rhys
NICOLE - hello friendly voice
Rhys - Taking a ten min pizza break
Dr.Otto (Me) - It's a little more involved than that, but you CAN press charges. There's certain ways to do it.
Rhys - Hello Nicole. Sorry about the threats. Scum like that usually are quite harmless.
Dr.Otto (Me) - Oh, hi, Rhys. Just helping thwart international terrorism. Nicole's having a rough go of it.
Rhys - Just words from a twerp?
Dr.Otto (Me) - Most likely. But still, harmless or not, a death threat can be unsettling. I know cuz my Mom always told me she'd kill me if I didn't behave...=)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 8:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - And did you behave?
Dr.Otto (Me) - Consequently, I turned out to be a decent, law abiding citizen. i still drive the speed limit. =)
NICOLE - what kind of PIZZA? I love pizza!
Dr.Otto (Me) - Although that's mostly because the car's a 4-cylinder...
Rhys - Look; I'm not really informed here, but I've been threatened as part of my work as a real estate appraiser, "Don't be too good at testiying, it could be harmful to your health." My response would offned too many to be repeated here.
NICOLE - still drive the sppeed limit? B-O-R-I-N-G!!!!
Dr.Otto (Me) - I like those Tony's frozen pizzas. Best frozen ones I ever had. Sauce is graet. Those Red Baron meat trio pizzas are good, too.
Dr.Otto (Me) - Well, I never claimed to be entertaining, Nicole. Probably why I'm still single. =)
Diana the Valkyrie - Two words, second word "off" ?
Diana the Valkyrie - Or the response of the English archers to the French at Crecy?
Rhys - Pizza? I'll tell you. I'm a Connecticut Yankee in Charlotte, NC and found a place run by a New Yorker! Good pizza.
NICOLE - ahhh but DR. Otto you ARE entertaining, I have even met some of yor friends Captain Sea Dawg
Rhys - Dr. Otto. Frozen pizza is frozen something but not pizza
Rhys - Captain Sea Dawg?
Rhys - I was Captain Bligh once.
Dr.Otto (Me) - Oh, Captain Cutlass?
Rhys - and someone here was Admiral Collingwood once.
Rhys - Nicole could be Anne Bonny, the pirate captain.
Dr.Otto (Me) - He's a subconscious embodiment of all my wordly desires...gold, ale, and women. I usually keep him locked in the brig with my collection of McHale's Navy videotapes. Keeps him quiet.
Rhys - Diana could be Mary Reid, also a pirate captain.
NICOLE - yes Capt Cutlass, every captain visited the room that night , even captain janeway from the starship enterprise
Rhys - Dr. Otto, we have similar fantasies - Read Ursa stories?
Rhys - Nicole might like them. Ursa is a femaile muscle chick seas captain from 1300 BC.
Dr.Otto (Me) - Oh yeah...I've wanted to talk to the author about maybe doing an illo or two.
Rhys - I'm am he.
Dr.Otto (Me) - Doh!
Dr.Otto (Me) - The pirate thing is cool. always liked it for some reason.
* Diana the Valkyrie wonders if Rhys knows who Dr Otto is?
Dr.Otto (Me) - Me.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 8:45pm
NICOLE - I know who Dr. Otto is!
Dr.Otto (Me) - Everyone passed out. And I showered, even.
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:47pm
Rhys - Okay, I've been had. Nice. My break time is up.
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:47pm
Rhys - Fuck that clock!
Rhys - Ahhhhhhhh.......!!!!!!
Rhys - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 8:48pm)
Dr.Otto (Me) - Yikes.
Dr.Otto (Me) - What happened?
Diana the Valkyrie - Some folks get a bit fresh with Clepsy
Rhys - GRRURRMMRURMRBRBRBNRMRBRRBububmblbybbbb....... ugh...
Dr.Otto (Me) - Well, she IS obnoxiously colored.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 8:50pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Dr Otto does the spendid Andrah illustrations.
NICOLE - I am missing something
Dr.Otto (Me) - Aw garsh. Oh, by the way...I discovered Picture Publisher. I'm doing my own image coloring now...
* Diana the Valkyrie thinks that Rhys has forgotten that you can't message someone logged out.
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:51pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Nicole, meet Clepsydra, she's a clock
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:52pm
Dr.Otto (Me) - Hmm. The only date I'd ever have that'd show up on time.
Clepsydra - How do you do 8:52pm
Clepsydra - Pleased to meet you 8:53pm
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:53pm
NICOLE - oh cool, i have never met a clock before
Dr.Otto (Me) - Oh, by the way Nicole...I decided on something a bit unorthodox for the shirt thing...how about embroidered shirts?
Clepsydra - You haven't heard of the Speaking Clock? 8:54pm
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:54pm
Dr.Otto (Me) - Basically like a collared polo shirt, with that image stitched into the upper left, and perhaps your name on the sleeve cuff. $40-$50 easy.
Clepsydra - The time now is 8:55pm
NICOLE - is this clock going to tell me every minute what time it is? that is not a way to make friends, if I wwant to know hat time it is I will ask
Diana the Valkyrie - Clepsy gets a bit ... enthusiastic. If you say the t-word, whe'll tell you what t*me it is.
Dr.Otto (Me) - Oh, I get it.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 9:00pm
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 9:00pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby!
Scooby - Diana's back! Hi all!
Dr.Otto (Me) - Speaking of tyme, it's 7:00 here...I need to think about doing laundry.
Rhys - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 9:01pm)
Rhys - Hi Scoob, you old shit head.
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 9:01pm)
Scooby - Hey Rhys, did you post on my message board again today?
Rhys - OHHH.... SUB is back!
Diana the Valkyrie - wb, Rhys, Hi, sub
Dr.Otto (Me) - I'll see you all later. =)
sub - greetings, Spectacular Nicole, Lovely Diana. hi guys
Dr.Otto (Me) - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 9:02pm)
Scooby - sub! Here to bless us with your presence? To what do we owe this honor?
Rhys - I had to change my wash from washer to dryer, exciting.
sub - i've been busy, Scoob
Scooby - Just shittin' with ya sub! Where have ya been lately?
Rhys - Hey, Nicole... so quiet.
Scooby - Hey, Di, did you receive Rogons package yet?
Rhys - The real gangs is here now.
sub - besides, Scoob, the place wasn't the same without Diana's rapier wit
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, it arrived, Scooby, but it'll be a few days before I can even open it.
Rhys - Is Diana losing her hair?
Scooby - No hurry. Just wanted to see if it was safe, Di!
Rhys - I'm going to check that post. Be right back.
Diana the Valkyrie - Sub misses being raped by my wit
sub - in a word, Mighty Diana, yes
Scooby - Yes, we all need a good raping now and again. Sub! I hear you've got a romance going with Sandy!
sub - i have a lively correspondence going with Sandy. i'm afraid i'd die of good fortune if it were a romance
NICOLE BASS - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 9:09pm)
Scooby - My, Nicole, even your type is big!
NICOLE BASS - that was sooo weirsd, I got thrown off because my computer told me I didn't have enough memory
sub - wb, Awesome Nicole
Rhys - Been forgetting things again?
Rhys - Scooby, it makes alot of sense.
NICOLE BASS - the compter throws me off and yet I am still listed as being on, I had to use my full name
Scooby - Well then please explain!
Rhys - My reply, which I just made was: "Neither. It was wit, a commodity lacking in the crass sitcom dulled humor of the 90s "
Rhys - yes
Scooby - I'm gonna have to read it again.
NICOLE BASS - I just came back onto sayy night:) , I am jumping on the bike my weight is up to 247 and I am not happy
Scooby - Be back. Gotta eat.
NICOLE BASS - nighth all:)
NICOLE BASS - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 9:13pm)
sub - farewell, Beautiful Nicole
sub - cya Scoby
Rhys - The thunder is obviously not proof of the existance of God. I obviously is meteorogogical. The only possible answer is that it was HUMOR!
Betty the Bomber - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 9:13pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, Nicole, night, Scooby
sub - or Scooby, if you prefer
Betty the Bomber - Hi all
sub - greetings, Amazing Betty
Rhys - And he walks off before I explain it to him.
sub - Scoob has a pretty short attention span, Rhys
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 9:15pm
Rhys - Hi lieblich
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Betty
Diana the Valkyrie - Quite long for a dog, though
Betty the Bomber - Good morning to america
Rhys - Right, sub.
sub - he is something of a prodigy among canines
Betty the Bomber - Diana you have my message become?
Diana the Valkyrie - Bett, I got three emails from you
Diana the Valkyrie - I got number 1, 3 and 4, missing number 2
Diana the Valkyrie - I just got another Falco
Rhys - I have several I have not read now.
Rhys - All stacked up.
wb270 - Hello Betty
Betty the Bomber - Nummber 2, 5 and 6
wb270 - I've read all the Didus Falco novels, if that's what you're talking about
Rhys - Not much chat this evening.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, Didius Falco WB. I just got two new ones (new to me)
Betty the Bomber - Diana is black and white ok?
wb270 - Have you read any of the Stephem Saylor novels?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, Black/.white is fine.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, who's Saylor?
wb270 - His character is "Gordianus the Finder", set in the final days of the Republic, with Cicero, Caesar, Crassius, Pompey, all playing roles
Rhys - I have heard about those, wb. Thye are more serious in tone than the Falco novels.
Scooby - Hey it's Betty!!!!
Rhys - There is alos another about a Roman lawyer. I picked one up by accident once in a B&B and can not remember who the author was.
wb270 - yes, a little. He works Gordainus into a couple of Cicero's fameous caases, including the murder of Publius Claudius, and things like the Cateline conspiracy
Betty the Bomber - My lovely scooby first lovely is rhys
Scooby - Okay Rhys, explain this to me!
Rhys - Hye, Scobby, check the archives a bit back. I expailned it.
wb270 - There is also John Maddox Roberts SPQR series
Scooby - Hiya Betty! I kinda missed ya!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 9:30pm
Rhys - what...........????
Rhys - wb, that I have not heard of.
Rhys - I'm doing three conversations at once. sorry
Scooby - Hey Betty?
Scooby - Betty?
Betty the Bomber - Rhys give im a knockout not explain!
Betty the Bomber - Scooby when i coming in the chat scooby is eating ir sleeping.
Rhys - Consider it a knock out.
Rhys - WHAMMM!!!!!
Betty the Bomber - scooby you are allright or have you a bloody nose from rhys?
Diana the Valkyrie - I have my water-spray all filled and ready .....
Rhys - and her finger over the red button.
Clepsydra - The time now is 9:36pm
wb270 - Roberts writes a lot of Fantasy/Conan type stuff, but he has several novels also set at the same time as the Saylor novels, late republican rome. Only his hero is the son of a senator
theclark - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 9:37pm)
Betty the Bomber - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 9:38pm)
Betty the Bomber - Ups!
Scooby Doo - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 9:39pm)
Scooby Doo - Betty, do you love me?
Betty the Bomber - Scooby yes i love all mens off the world
Scooby Doo - So Rhys, you hate fucking sitcoms too?
Scooby Doo - Betty, can we grow old together?
Diana the Valkyrie - Dogs don't grow very old
Clepsydra - The time now is 9:41pm
Rhys - Hate them. Crass, boring, time-wasters
Clepsydra - The time now is 9:42pm
Scooby Doo - Do you find the urge to want to punch someone everytime they use the expression "must see TV"?
Rhys - I just glaze over
Scooby Doo - Do you find the desire to kill people who can't do anything else on Thursday nights?
Diana the Valkyrie - I never heard that expression
Betty the Bomber - where is scooby and where is scoobydoo?
Scooby Doo - Do you ever feel that South Park is the only show that should be on the air?
Rhys - Scoob, I have not watched TV since September.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 9:45pm
Betty the Bomber - i have a question!!!!!!!!!
Scooby Doo - Well, you've misseda few good X-Files but other than that I'm proud of ya!
Rhys - Frag away!!!
Scooby Doo - WHAT IS IT BETTY??
Betty the Bomber - Scooooooby you are angry?
Diana the Valkyrie - September which year?
Rhys - 1952
Scooby Doo - No, Betty, I could never be angry with you!
Scooby Doo - How old are you Rhys?
Rhys - 39
sub - liar!
Betty the Bomber - Rhys is 29 and my father!
Scooby Doo - What the...
Diana the Valkyrie - Male arithmetic strikes again
Scooby Doo - Rhys, that makes you my father in law!
Rhys - Yeah, sure, whatever.
sub - i have it on good authority that you are at least 39 and 1/2, Rhys
Scooby Doo - Pop.
Betty the Bomber - Weeks our years?
Rhys - Betty ist meine tochter
Diana the Valkyrie - What's your question, Betty?
Scooby Doo - Ouch.
Betty the Bomber - where have two scoobys where is the real scooby?
Scooby Doo - I am the real Scooby.
Betty the Bomber - the married scooby
Scooby Doo - I am the married Scooby. All Scooby's are married.
Ebony - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 9:58pm)
sub - greetings, Lovely Ebony
Betty the Bomber - i am the single Betty.All Betty`s are singels.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Ebony
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - How can a dog be married?
Ebony - Hello sub and all
Rhys - Bye people
Scooby Doo - Well, let's just say there's one particular bitch who's ass I usually sniff.
Betty the Bomber - Hello Ebony
sub - cya Rhys. how are You tonight, Beautiful Ebony?
Ebony - Hi bomber!
Scooby Doo - Bye Rhys!
Betty the Bomber - dogs can married a pudel!
Rhys - Scooby fressen nicht essen, Ja?
Scooby Doo - Ah yes, Fifi!
Ebony - Very good thank you kind sub.
Betty the Bomber - Rhys german is verry good
Scooby Doo - Yes, I had a German once and she was very good!
Rhys - Danke! Betty. Morgens!
Rhys - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:04pm)
Betty the Bomber - sub you in german a Charmoure! verry nice
sub - thank You, Delightful Betty
Betty the Bomber - Scooby fressen a men and woman are eating a dog in germann fressen!
Scooby Doo - What am I in German, Betty?
Betty the Bomber - Hollydays with Betty
Scooby Doo - I don't mind being eaten by women, but men.....
Betty the Bomber - By beautiful Rhys bis morgen
Browni - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:08pm)
Scooby Doo - Betty, if we ever meet, are you going to eat me?
Betty the Bomber - Hi browni
Browni - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:09pm)
sub - hi Brownie nice typing
Scooby Doo - Hey Brownie!
Brownie - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:09pm)
Brownie - This looks better. Back to typing school, I go.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi,. Brownie
Scooby Doo - sub, what's new with Dom?
Betty the Bomber - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:10pm)
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:11pm)
Brownie - Hi, Diana, Scooby, sub, Bett, Ebony and Clepsydra
sub - not much, Scoob. i still keep missing Her here
Brownie - Sorry, I meant to type Betty.
Betty the Bomber - Scooby i travel with you to Paris for eating by Brixel the number one of nobel eating!
Scooby Doo - Wow! What will I tell the wife?
Brownie - sub, rumors abound that you have given up Dom for Sandy. Any truth to this
Diana the Valkyrie - There's two strings to sub''s bow, man
Scooby Doo - Betty I travel with you to Cleveland for eating by McDonalds th enumber one of burger and fries!
Brownie - Scooby, this trip sounds like "business" to me.
Betty the Bomber - when you are married me then in german spare your money.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15pm
sub - let me put it this way, Brownie. i have not "given up" the Glorious Dom at all. i have been corresponding with Sandy quite a bit
Scooby Doo - uumm.... okay.
Ebony - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:16pm)
Brownie - Ebony, are you here? We have not met before. Have I just missed you in this chat room?
Betty the Bomber - Mc Donalds is sheet please to Burger King i love Hamburge with Tomate and green Salat not mud from Mc.
Scooby Doo - So Betty, are you gonna marry me?
Brownie - sub, Thank you. It is clear now.
Betty the Bomber - Ebony your are angry with me?
Betty the Bomber - in Paris?
Scooby Doo - Ain't that like a chick? Tease tease tease, then changes the subjest when ya pop the big question.
Daveee - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:18pm)
Scooby Doo - yooo-hoooo! Daveeeeeee!
sub - hi Daveee
Betty the Bomber - Diana is this Ebony the black female from catfight com?
Daveee - Hi all...so who in this room is a dominating, cut , female ?
Scooby Doo - That would be the devastating Betty!
Betty the Bomber - Hi Daveee
ettamae - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:20pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Betty, I suggest you ask her
ettamae - hello everyone
Daveee - Betty..I'm getttng chills just thinking about you
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Etta!
Scooby Doo - Fuk-U-Up-Fox we call her back in the states!
sub - greetings, Beautiful Ettamae
ettamae - Hello Diana
Brownie - Hi, ettamae.
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:22pm)
Brownie - Hi, Daveee and Blasterman
sub - hi Blaster
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Blasterman
ettamae - greeting all
Blasterman - Ah back again in the bosom of the valkyrie.
ettamae - glad to be back
Scooby Doo - yadda yadda...
Daveee - Diana makes me weak as well...
Blasterman - Hi everybody! Sorry to leave before ,had to pick up my dry cleaning.
Diana the Valkyrie - Weak and helpless, huh?
Daveee - in your presence Diana.....
Blasterman - My dry cleaner has a rule "anyone leaving clothes for more than 30 days will be desposed of."
Diana the Valkyrie - Death by tetrachloride
Blasterman - It was 29!I'm too young!
Scooby Doo - G'night everyone!
Scooby Doo - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:27pm)
Brownie - ettamae, how is your training program coming along?
Blasterman - Chaio Scoob.
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, folks
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30pm
sub - sweet dreams, Lovely Diana
Blasterman - Night Di!
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:30pm)
Brownie - Good Night, Diana
Blasterman - What a COOL valkyrie !!!!!!!!!!
ettamae - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:31pm)
Brownie - Blasterman, where is home base for you? I forgot.
Daveee - OK....any willing young lasses here wanna here abou my nude "entertaining" gig for a private ladies only party ?
Blasterman - R.I.
sub - where in RI, Bman? i lived in Providence for 12 years
Blasterman - I think we are all males now Davee.
Daveee - oops
Blasterman - Sorry Betty I didn't see you.
Daveee - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:34pm)
Blasterman - Coventry
Brownie - Betty, it must be quite late in the night for you.
Blasterman - What was the sub doing in PVD for 12 years.HEY How about thos RAMS!!!!!!
sub - going to school, working, Bman. i was always more of a Friars fan, myself
Blasterman - Last year PC gave Arizona its best game.U R I is my alma mater.What kind of work u do sub?
sub - i worked in a jewelry shop there, Bman. i'm doing some accounting now
Blasterman - Which jewelry shop.?Who owned it.?Everybody knows everybody in this state.
sub - yeah, i know. the place i worked at was in Attleboro, MA
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45pm
Blasterman - Hey brownie you still with us?
Blasterman - sub I saw Dom in the chat room for a moment yesterday.
sub - yes, i saw that in the archives. i keep missing Her , though
Brownie - Yes, I am still here. I was browsing around though.
Blasterman - She said "sub are you there" then log off.Whats up you like this babe?
sub - i obey Dom, Bman. "like" doesn't really describe it
Blasterman - Is this some kind of mystical thing?
Mike - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 10:53pm)
Mike - Hello All
Brownie - Hey, Mike.
Blasterman - Yo Mike!
sub - sort of, Bman. i love dominant Women. She's very dominant. She gives orders, i obey, and try to please Her
sub - hi Mike
Mike - Hi Brownie hi Blast
Mike - Hay Sub .How you been been a while
Brownie - sub, how do you think Sandy will measure up? Her web page sounds intriguing.
Mike - You talking about Dom Sub ?
sub - been ok, Mike. been busy . how are you?
Blasterman - Sounds like fun sub!I hope she orders you to suck on some of her outstanding features.
sub - Brownie, i think Sandy will exceed all expectations
Mike - Ok I guess I see you falling for Sandy
sub - fallen, Mike. way past falling
Brownie - She certainly appears to look fantastic, and say all the right things.
Mike - O NO Subs in love
sub - i think She can back up what She says, Brownie
Brownie - sub, sounds like you will be in trouble when Collette arrives in May.
sub - you could very well be right, Brownie
Brownie - Sandy sounds great! Am looking forward to meeting her.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! Sleepybyes for Valkyries!! 11:00pm
Mike - Believe me guys Sandy is GREAT
Blasterman - Collette ,sandy,and ,Dom ....sub your a STUD!!!!!!!!!
Brownie - Mike, you met her last month. Right?
Mike - This Month on the 7th
sub - not to brag, Bman, but there is yet another
Mike - Collete and Sandy Sub will se in person .Who knows about this Dom person
Brownie - sub don't keep us in suspense. Who?
sub - Jerseygal is what She goes by here, and for email
Mike - No real name ? Im Mi Guy then
Brownie - I remember reading about her in the archives. Don't remember meeting her on line though.
sub - She hasn't been here much. only once that i know of
Mike - Been awhile since iv seen her here Jersygal that is
Brownie - Good night all.
sub - go ahead, Mike. do you want to email? you have my address, right?
Brownie - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 11:08pm)
sub - night, Brownie
Mike - Yes I do Sub nite Brownie
Mike - Sub Ill be mailing your tapes this weekend the mistress Evilyn tape and a copy of Scoobs tape
sub - thanks, Mike. i can hardly wait
Mike - Scoobs tape might not come out to good thou because itll be a 3ed generation tape
Mike - I better get going Sub I need to shower yet . Good talking with you again .Dont be a stranger now
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15pm
sub - that's cool, Mike. i'm sure it will be fine
sub - 'night Mike
Mike - This is very true I can tell you some that she loves to dominate very much
sub - hey Bman, i gotta go too. nice talking to a Rhode Islander again. say hi to everybody for me
sub - good night, guys
sub - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 11:18pm)
Mike -
Mike - logged off. --- (Wed Mar 18 11:19pm)
brothergreen - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 11:21pm)
brothergreen - hey, do you know the address of Jaz fan's web sight?
brothergreen - hello, anyone here?
rich - logged on. --- (Wed Mar 18 11:28pm)
rich - hello!!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30pm
rich - someone?
rich - how i do to send pic's?
rich - ?
brothergreen - hey do any of you know Jazz fans web page?
rich - ?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45pm
Clepsydra - The time now is 11:45pm
brothergreen - I'll ask one more time. DOES ANYONE KNOW JAZZ FAN'S WEBPAGE?