Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00am
Mike - Hi Clepsy
TomNine - Collette G is very attractive. That French accent!!!
HardbodyPaul - No, Mike, I haven't scoped out the archives for today. What did you post? You and Sandy?
HardbodyPaul - Surely you know of Collette, Mike?
Mike - No apic of Ann Marie Cooks
TomNine - That's the big midnight deal Diana promised?
HardbodyPaul - Yes, she is, Tom. Grrrrr!
HardbodyPaul - Or perhaps that should be....Purrrrr!
JoanneFan - Well, its time for my crushing experience. Yall have a good one...
Mike - From canada right I never meet her
JoanneFan - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:01am)
HardbodyPaul - Ann Marie, huh? She's got an awesome physique too
Mike - Later JF
HardbodyPaul - Yes, Mike, Collette is from Canada.
Mike - Hold on ill see if i can do it again
HardbodyPaul - What was this "midnight deal", Tom?
HardbodyPaul - K, Mike.
TomNine - I'm outta here too, soon to be dreaming of Ann Marie perhaps...
HardbodyPaul - I think that I'm going to try and see Collette when she comes to St. Louis.
HardbodyPaul - Ok, see ya, Tom.
Mike -
TomNine - Oh, that Clepsydra thing is a clock Diana set up, something different on the hour, half-hour, and quarter-hour.
HardbodyPaul - I can't believe that she is coming here. Maybe the little Sandy trip has brought some interst to St. Louis for these girls.
Mike - What do you think HBP
TomNine - mmmm Ann Marie mmmmm
HardbodyPaul - Ummm...I don't recall Ann Maries boobs being quite that LARGE!
TomNine - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:04am)
JONNYDELTA - GREAT SCOTT!!!!
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, Diana mentioned that she was thinking of putting a clock of some kind in here.
Mike - My God she looks great Dont you think ? Mabey a inlargment
HardbodyPaul - That woke you up, didn't it, Johnny?
Mike - JD I didnt know you were here
JONNYDELTA - OHH YEAH
HardbodyPaul - Gotta be an enlargement, Mike. Where'd you get that?
Mike - You like yes ?
Mike - Mass muscle
JONNYDELTA - HAD TO LEAVE A MIN
HardbodyPaul - Can you post some more, Mike?
Mike - lol
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, I like!
HardbodyPaul - Well, there sure was some serious mass going on there1
Mike - Id hafe to log off and come back so i can get the url#
JONNYDELTA - NOPE THOSE ARE REAL FAKE BUT REAL
HardbodyPaul - Be right back, fella's.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:07am)
Mike - You still be here HBP holds on a min
Mike - Ill see if i can find another one dont have much time thou its late ill be back
Ghost - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:10am)
Ghost -
Ghost - Anita Ramsey.MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm Me like
JONNYDELTA - YO WHO IS THAT?
JONNYDELTA - OHHHHHHH WEEEE THATS SWEET
Ghost - Anita Ramsey
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:13am)
Ghost - Another great looking lady HBP you see it
HardbodyPaul - Wow! Look at the QUADS on her!
JONNYDELTA - MIKE HOW DO YOU DO THAT
Ghost - Scrool down a little HBP
HardbodyPaul - I see, I see!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15am
HardbodyPaul - I think those legs could squat even you, Mike!
Ghost - Its hard to explain JD it took me about 6 trys before i could do it
Ghost - Yes HBP She could . She has one of the most powerful scissors today
JONNYDELTA - GUESS ILL JUST PRACTICE
Rhys - Wow, Karla Nelson?
Ghost - Theres a certin thing you hafe to type in in order for it to work JD
Ghost - No way thats not Karla Nelson Rhys
HardbodyPaul - No, Rhys. Anita Ramsey.
JONNYDELTA - WHAT IS IT?
Rhys - Who then, looks like her
JONNYDELTA - WHERE YOU BEEN RHYS
Rhys - Marvellous
Rhys - E-mailing
HardbodyPaul - Ding! Dinner is served!
Ghost - IMG SRC =then you put the urlin quatations
HardbodyPaul - Anita is a bit shorter than Karla, I think.
Rhys - and I have to do some more.
Rhys - HB Paul, There is a resemblance, yes?
Ghost - You also need to put brackets < then what i just told you and then >
HardbodyPaul - I wonder if that would work for me.
HardbodyPaul - Some, Rhys. But, only a mild resemblence.
Ghost - No way Rhys Anita looks a hell of a lot better
HardbodyPaul - I saw Karla in person at the Jan Tana. She's one big lady!
Ghost - Rhys you need glasses man
Rhys - True. I thought that. Karla is a little on the hard side.
HardbodyPaul - Her husband is built like a tank!
Rhys - I don't look at Karla alot, not that attractive.
Ghost - They work out toghter HBP
Ghost - Now that I agree with Rhys
Rhys - Imagine what thye must be like together!
HardbodyPaul - Karla has some sort of genetic disorder than makes her carry her muscle on top of her adipose tissue. The rest of us carry our adipose on top. Hence the reason why Karla looks so hard year 'round.
Ghost - Hate to think about it Rhys
HardbodyPaul - They'd be like.....550 lbs.!
Ghost - I never knew that HBP
Rhys - Each! heh, heh
HardbodyPaul - Yep, tis true, Mike
Ghost - almost 12.30 I must get to bed guys . Good talking with you again HBP .Ill see you later
HardbodyPaul - So, Mike, how close to St. Louis are you?
HardbodyPaul - Ok, see ya, Mike.
SW46810 (Steve) - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:24am)
Ghost - Night Rhys . Night JD
SW46810 (Steve) - Man, don't you guys ever sleep?
Rhys - See yah, one more letter to write
Rhys - Bye all.
HardbodyPaul - Nah, sleep is for whimps, Steve.
Ghost - I have no Idea HBP Id like to come out there this summer thou
HardbodyPaul - Bye, Rhys.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:25am)
JONNYDELTA - TAKE CARE GHOST
HardbodyPaul - Well, Mike, Collette is coming to St. Louis in May. You would like her alot!
SW46810 (Steve) - Hardbody: Now I know why everyone here looks in better shape than I do!
Ghost - Night all You to JD
HardbodyPaul - HeHe, Steve.
Ghost - I gotta go . Yes i Know i would HBP she has a great set of legs
HardbodyPaul - Too much sleep will kill ya1
HardbodyPaul - Too much sleep will kill ya!
SW46810 (Steve) - Night ghost, may the spirits be with you.
HardbodyPaul - Mmmmmmm.....LEGS!
SW46810 (Steve) - HBP: Not with that Karla Nelson sleeper hold!
Ghost - Shit I get up at 5 am as it is and its 1230 now
Ghost - Thatns Steve
HardbodyPaul - God, I love beautiful, shapely, muscular legs. Hard, yet soft! Know what I mean?
SW46810 (Steve) - HBP: Hey, cut that out! You're getting mine hard.
Ghost - later
HardbodyPaul - Well, perhaps that would be a different case then, Steve.
Ghost - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:28am)
HardbodyPaul - HeHe, Steve. Sorry 'bout that!
SW46810 (Steve) - HBP: No problem, at this time of night it's a compliment to the both of us.
HardbodyPaul - But, isn't the female leg just an awesome piece of work?
HardbodyPaul - I mean, even the one's that are only slightly muscular are nice.
JONNYDELTA - YES IT IS
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30am
SW46810 (Steve) - HBP: Yes, I only wish this whole FBB movement had started when I was younger and could take more advantage of it.
HardbodyPaul - Do ya think that God did that on purpose, when he made women?
SW46810 (Steve) - He, CLEP: I like the way you make time.
HardbodyPaul - Well, I'm 29 currently, Steve. And I plan to find and marry myself a severely hard bodied woman.
HardbodyPaul - Clep is Dian's new timekeeper.
SW46810 (Steve) - HBP: Best of luck...I'll tell you there certainly is a hell of a sample to choose from. Man, there are some beautiful women out there!
HardbodyPaul - But, until I do find my dreamgirl, I'm gonna play.....DAMNIT!
SW46810 (Steve) - HBP: I think that's what Diana told me I'd find new in the room tonight. I kind of like Cleps style.
SW46810 (Steve) - HBP: Live LARGE....the years pass very quickly.
HardbodyPaul - Yes, there is, Steve. But, not only do I need a women who loves muscle as I do, but I need affection, passion, caring, and most of all, LOVE!
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, I know, Steve. The years that have passed so far, have done so very quickly. Hell, seems like yesterday, I was discovering puberty.
SW46810 (Steve) - HBP: You are looking for all the right things. Be patient, it's worth waiting for. And, in the meantime, sample the delectables out there. Man, it's a great time to be loving the well muscled woman.
HardbodyPaul - And then...BAM, you're 29 years old.
SW46810 (Steve) - HBP: Still young and capable. Your life is ahead... Revel in the journey, or skip the trip.
HardbodyPaul - I agree, Steve. I mean, muscle on women is actually now considered somewhat sexy by the general population.
HardbodyPaul - I'll find my dream. I swear, right here, right now, to God and everyone... I WILL find her!
HardbodyPaul - DAMNIT!
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: I remember the early female bodybuilders. Just fluff...now, well...after Nicole, what does one say?
HardbodyPaul - How 'bout you, Steve? You married?
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: that's the other thing...who could of ever imagined a site like this...where people like you could go and find literally hundreds of potential mates.
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: Happily married...but still enjoying the cyberstimulation of this place!
HardbodyPaul - I don't even care about the drugs. I mean, I came close to taking them myself too.
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: Believe me, this is far healthier...and sensual. And, unless one of the ladies get a big too agressive, it doesn't shorten your life, either.
HardbodyPaul - Well, Steve, I honestly don't consider this site a place to find my future dreamgirl. I find it just as nice to find other men like me.
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: You from St. Louis?
HardbodyPaul - For so many years, I thought that I was all alone in my tastes.
HardbodyPaul - Kansas City, actually, Steve.
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: that is true as well. It's great to realize that you're not alone in the kind of interests you have. In fact, this site just proves that we are on the cutting edge of what is beautiful and sensual.
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: Good town. TWA town.
HardbodyPaul - All my life, I don't recall once, meeting another man who was attracted to muscular women to the extent that I am.
HardbodyPaul - So, Imagine my surprise when I found this site.
HardbodyPaul - I was literally overwhelmed for months.
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: Same goes with the sensual wrestling, muscle worship...the whole nine yards. Once the closet door is opened a lot of people are coming out!
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: Imagine an entire professional circuit of FBB women who are willing to wrestle us mortals? Boggles the imagination.
HardbodyPaul - Indeed, it is growing, Steve.
HardbodyPaul - A professional circuit, Steve? That's kinda what the Iron Belle's is, isn't it?
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: I mean, when I was in highschool I was lucky if a woman brushed up against my arm! Intermural coed wrestling?! Yeah, fat chance!
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: Yes, but even bigger than that. Some of my friends on the web tell me about setting up matches involving dozens of men and women across the country. And the numbers are growing weekly.
HardbodyPaul - Imagine how someone would feel if they had a rare disorder or something. Literally, the only one in the world who had it. Then, one day, somebody introduces them to 1000 other people who have the same thing.
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: EXACTLY! Except now it is in the tens of thousands...and, I suspect, that in a matter of years this will be mainline sexual activity.
HardbodyPaul - Really, I haven't heard much about these matches being set up. Must stil be in the making.
HardbodyPaul - What a thought, Steve.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45am
SW46810 (Steve) - HB: All over the U.S. Some of the ladies actually announce their travel plans and tell you to call. Others have "agents" that sete up the matches.
HardbodyPaul - You really think that our numbers are that high, Steve? 10,000?
SW46810 (Steve) - One of my friends I met on this site tells me he has wrestled over 100 FBBS!
HardbodyPaul - I think that you would find interest in the Women's Wrestling Convention being held in San Diego this May
HardbodyPaul - Whoa! Over 100? I've met three.
HardbodyPaul - However, I plan to see more this summer. This is the opportunity of a lifetime for me.
HardbodyPaul - I'm young, single, and finally have some extra cash.
HardbodyPaul - Plus, I absolutely love these women. They represent my most passionate fantasy in a woman. That I've had since childhood! Not THAT'S deep!
HardbodyPaul - Well Steve, I gotta get outta here now. See ya.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:49am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 01:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 01:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 01:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 01:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 02:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 02:15am
magilla - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 02:29am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 02:30am
magilla - hello Clepsydra
magilla - are you there?
magilla - well...evidently not
lan - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 02:38am)
lan - hello
lan - hello magilla.where are you from?
lan - hello clepsydra.where are you from?
lan - anybody home!!!!!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 02:45am
lan - hello
lan - clepsydra are you still there?
lan - if you do not answer than i will leave you alone in this chat
lan - ok then good bye
lan - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 02:50am)
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 03:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 03:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 03:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 03:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 04:00am
Idysseus - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 04:06am)
Idysseus - Hi, are you there, anyone?
Idysseus - What does "Clepsydra" refer to?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 04:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 04:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 05:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 05:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 06:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 06:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 07:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 07:15am
Boxer - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 07:19am)
Boxer - Clepsydra - are you there?
Boxer - I would only stay here and chat if I am not alone
Boxer - otherwise, i cannot "chat" - smile
Boxer - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 07:21am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 07:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 08:15am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 08:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 09:15am
sub - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 09:16am)
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Diana the Valkyrie - entered the room. --- (Fri Mar 13 09:20am)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hiya
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 09:21am)
Diana the Valkyrie - entered the room. --- (Fri Mar 13 09:21am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 09:30am
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Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 09:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:15am
eeee - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 10:20am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 10:36am
Clepsydra - Yawn 10:42am
Clepsydra - Yawn 10:42am
Clepsydra - Im bored q 10:43am
Clepsydra - Im bored q 10:43am
Clepsydra - So 10:44am
Clepsydra - So whats happening? 10:44am
Clepsydra - Anyone here? 10:44am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 10:45am
Clepsydra - I'm not just a clock, you know 10:45am
Clepsydra - Not any old clock. 10:45am
Clepsydra - Clocks have feelings too. 10:46am
Clepsydra - I'm bored. It gets pretty tedious, this clock lark 10:47am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG!Bedtime for Valkyries!! 11:00am
Clepsydra - Just kidding 11:09am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 11:15am
Clepsydra - Ho hum... 11:25am
The Black Gecko - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 11:26am)
The Black Gecko - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 11:27am)
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 11:30am
Clepsydra - Anyone here? 11:32am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 11:45am
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 12:00pm
yoyo - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:01pm)
yoyo - anyone home?
yoyo - yo baby you been tryin to chat 4 so long wassup cat got your tongue
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:04pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, yoyo
yoyo - yo clepsy!just like bugs bunny this is your LAST...LAST chance saloon
yoyo - hey diana how you doin today
Diana the Valkyrie - Take no notice of Clepsy, she's sulking
yoyo - and why is that
yoyo - have you heard from andrulla how she doin feelin etc...
Diana the Valkyrie - Because she's a clock
Clepsydra - And what's wrong with being a clock? 12:08pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Nothing, Clepsy, it's a very horourable profession
Diana the Valkyrie - I imagine Andulla is very pissed off
Clepsydra - See, it's all this ding dong stuff, can't I have some good lines to say? 12:11pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, you ge to do the cuckoo bit now and again
Clepsydra - Oh, great, I get to say cuckooechat.cgi time 12:12pm
Clepsydra - I mean, it isn't exactly stunning conversation, is it? 12:13pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Well no, but it's more than most clocks get to say.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 12:15pm
Clepsydra - Makes me look really dimwitted 12:15pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Pretty good for a clock, though, don't you think yoyo?
Clepsydra - Not much good for impressing the male clocks, though 12:16pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Now wait a minute. You're here to tell the time, not flirt with other clocks.
Clepsydra - And I am telling the time, I'm doing that really well. Why can't I flirt a bit as well? 12:17pm
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't think many male clocks come round here, Clepsy
Mike - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:19pm)
Clepsydra - Maybe they will now that I'm here 12:20pm
Rhys - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:20pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Mike, Hi RHys
Rhys - Hi, just home for lunch
Clepsydra - Hello! Are either of you clocks? 12:21pm
Rhys - Gota run out and collect laundry and that sort of thing.
Diana the Valkyrie - Clepsy, don't be so blatant about it. Try and be more subtle
Rhys - No, I'm a human
Mike - What's a clock?
Clepsydra - Its 12 a clock 12:22pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Clepsy, clocks don't make jokes
Rhys - I can see she is still learning. We can be understanding, us humans
Mike - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:23pm)
Clepsydra - You're saying I have no sense of humour? 12:24pm
Rhys - Just in the toddling stages?
Diana the Valkyrie - Feeling her oats. That's the trouble with clocks, they start thinking they're more than they are
Rhys - Done that myself, on occasion.
Clepsydra - Don't you think a clock should try to better herself? 12:26pm
Rhys - Yes, of course. But what is a better situation?
Mike - Clepsydra: What are you talking about?
Clepsydra - I don't want to just sit in the room and chime the hours, Mike 12:28pm
Rhys - I think Clepsydra is a babe.
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, I can understand that, Clepsy, it would get a bit tedious
Rhys - Hit the bars - pubs - whatever. Explore
Clepsydra - The Virtual places, you mean? 12:29pm
Mike - SAY WHAT? Must be some whacky "British" thing.
Rhys - But you have no feet.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 12:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Or some whacky American thing. Where are you from, Clepsy?
Clepsydra - Athens 12:30pm
Rhys - Wow, that brought back a poem. The Walrus and the Carpenter - little oysters with no feet
Diana the Valkyrie - What, Athens Florida?
Clepsydra - Where's Florida? 12:30pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Somewhere in the US, I'm not sure where
Rhys - Florida is the foreleg of the US
Clepsydra - Athens, Hellas 12:31pm
Diana the Valkyrie - She isn't British, Mike
Rhys - Ah, a Greek chick. I like dark haired girls.
Mike - Florida is where most Americans go to live before they die. Although Nevada and Arizona is quickly taking it's place.
Rhys - A Greek babe.
Clepsydra - I may have no feet, but I keep good time 12:33pm
Rhys - Thye used to call St. Petersburg the "city of the living dead."
Mike - Florida is "gods waiting room."
Rhys - Look, I'd just love to sit here an converse with a clock, but I have things to do, enormously busy at work.
Rhys - See ya, Clepsy
Rhys - See ya, Diana, Mike.
Clepsydra - Tick tock, Rhys 12:35pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Rhys
Mike - Clepsydra, what's this thing you've got with clocks and what do you think it's got to do with this forum?
Rhys - bis Spater
Rhys - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 12:36pm)
Clepsydra - I am a clock, Mike. And proud of it. 12:36pm
Mike - I quess you're just being evasive. You and Diana should have a lot in common then.
Clepsydra - Evasive? About what? 12:38pm
Clepsydra - You asked me about clocks, and I told you. 12:39pm
Clepsydra - Tell me about you then 12:39pm
Mike - Can you talk about any thing else besides clocks?
Clepsydra - Of course I can, that's what I keep saying 12:41pm
Mike - Prove it! What do you look like?
Clepsydra - Well, I have two hands, a face ... 12:43pm
Mike - See what I mean! You're hiding something, just like Diana.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 12:45pm
Clepsydra - You're being very reticent yourself 12:45pm
Mike - No I'm not! I just like people to be straight with me! Anything less is disrespectful. And when you disrespect others, you must have no respect for yourself!
Clepsydra - Tell me about you then 12:48pm
Mike - Okay. I'm 34, 5'9" and weigh about 155#'s. I've got shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes. I'm both dominant and submissive, depending on the situation. I like strongly built women who are confident and know what they want and aren't afraid to show it. What about you?
Mike - Nothing to say, Uh?
Mike - Guess you just can't handle being straight and honest with someone.
Clepsydra - But that is just a physical description mostly 12:55pm
Clepsydra - What about the inner you? 12:55pm
Clepsydra - I think that's much more important 12:56pm
Mike - I'll bet you're not even from Greece. You keep giving Eastern times and I don't believe any Greek would be so good with the English language.
Clepsydra - Or are you just here to insult me if I don't reply quickly? 12:56pm
Clepsydra - I'm giving Eastern Standard time because that's where I am 12:57pm
Clepsydra - I'm giving Eastern Standard time because that's where I am 12:57pm
Mike - Clepsydra, you're probably a mental patient.
Clepsydra - Now you aren't replying quickly, so can I insult you for that? 12:59pm
Clepsydra - Oh, is being a mental patient fun, then? 12:59pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! 1:00pm
Mike - Can't even use your real name. Instead you've picked a word from the dictionary.
Clepsydra - And are you giving your real name? Mike what? 1:02pm
Clepsydra - Mike Rophone? 1:03pm
Mike - Yes I am as a mater of fact! I don't hide behind anagrams.
Clepsydra - Mike Roscope? 1:04pm
Clepsydra - OK, if you're not hiding, what's your full name and stuff? 1:04pm
Mike - No, my last name isn't Rophone. And no, I'm not giving my last name. That's not evasive. It's just not necessary for this forum. Do you understand what this forum is about?
Clepsydra - OK, now we've established that you're not giving out your name 1:06pm
Clepsydra - I can understand that. Just don't cuss at me!!! 1:06pm
Mike - There's nothing wrong with a little anonymity. That's not evasive! I don't even care if you use a fake name. What I do care about is a whacko who just wants to jerk people around and talk about nonesence. That's what Diana does, and that's being evasive.
Mike - Also, pretending you're something you're not is another form of evasiveness and disrespectfulness.
Clepsydra - So, if i want to discuss different topics from what you want 1:10pm
Clepsydra - then I'm a whacko, is that it? 1:11pm
Clepsydra - And I guess nonsense is defined as anything you arent interested in 1:12pm
Mike - I'll discuss anything, as long as it makes sence and you answer honestly and without giving a runaround.
Mike - No, nonesence is sidetracking into a topic that doesn't mean anything and is only designed to keep attention off the subject at hand.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 1:15pm
Clepsydra - OK. Then the subject at hand is clocks. 1:15pm
Clepsydra - Therefore, anything else you try to say is nonsense 1:16pm
Ian - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 1:17pm)
Ian - hi, whats going on?
Mike - The other day, I asked Diana what it would be like to have her wrestle me. All she could talk about was her hair color and wearing some outfit that would make her look like a damn lawyer. She completely evaded the main subject because she's really not as tough as she claims. That's why I started calling her a Barbi Doll.
Clepsydra - Oh, not much, Ian 1:18pm
Ian - ive just started dating my first female bodybuilder...its great!
Mike - Hey Ian. We've got another whacko who wants to talk about "nothing." This one is into being a "clock."
Ian - i couldnt care less....ive finally met a real amazon
Mike - GREAT! Tell me about her.
Ian - shes a Swedish girl i met through a friend...shes been bodybuilding for five years and its really increadible - about 6'1'', bonde/blue and pretty
Mike - Pay attention Clepsydra and Diana. This is what a "straight" conversation is like. Are you dating her Ian?
magilla - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 1:23pm)
Ian - yes, about three weeks now.....i think im her first real 'muscle worshiper' she lets me fulfill all my fantasies
magilla - hello everyone
Mike - 6'1", uh? How tall are you? Does she outweigh you?
Ian - im 5'9'' and about 150 pounds, she outweighs me by about 40 pounds i think
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 1:26pm)
Scooby - I LOVE CHICKS!!
Mike - Wow! The two of you must be a sight together! What kind of fantasies do you do with her? Where are the two of you from?
Ian - New York....i dont think i what to talk about all my fantasies..we wrestle and things like that
Mike - What do your friends think?
magilla - Sounds like you might be a little overmatched for wrestling Ian
Ian - my friends are generally pretty impressed.....i had a huge fantasy fulfilled this week when she agreed to wrestle me and one other (smaller) guy
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 1:30pm
Mike - That's great! I envy you! What does she do for a living?
Scooby - The Clepper!
Ian - shes a grad student, about 25 years old at NYU
Mike - By the way, don't pay attention to this "Clepsydra." It's just another whacko. All it wants to do is give the time.
Mike - What kind of outfits does she wear for you?
magilla - I guess there is nothing wrong with having a "Coo Coo" clock around
Ian - you guys wouldnt believe how nice it is to have a real live Amazon......
magilla - My advice Ian is to enjoy it for as long as it lasts
Mike - "Coo Coo" is right! Actually it's probably just some VERY lonely guy who doesn't know how to interact with others and likes to pretend to be someone else.
Ian - i can barely concentrate on work....she goes to the gym in the late afternoon and comes over right afterwards, when ive just got back from work
Mike - Hey magilla, it could last forever.
Ian - thanks Mike, thats ok...
magilla - Well for Ian's sake I certainly hope so
Mike - Magilla, you been dumped on a lot? Guess so.
magilla - Looks to me like Clepsydra could use a good head shrinket
Ian - she's so strong the two of us (me and this other guy) couldnt pin her
magilla - Well Mike at the age of 44...let me say that I have been around the bases a few times
Mike - Clepsydra is probably one of Diana's crony's left here to jerk around with everyone in her absence.
magilla - If nothing else, women tend to be fickle
Scooby - The Clepper!
magilla - I am sure Diana has nothing to do with this Clepsydra person
Mike - Tell me something Ian, is sex with an amazon more intense than with a "regular" woman? Does her strength help out at all?
magilla - who incidently, seems to be gone now
Mike - Well Magilla, they're at least cut from the same cloth.
magilla - Not sure I understand your beef with Diana tho, Mike?
Mike - It doesn't really matter what my "beef" is. Let's just say she's VERY evasive and doesn't like answering direct questions.
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 1:45pm
magilla - I think you are taking Dina far too serious Mike
magilla - well...DingDong the witch is back..lol
Mike - The problem is she's not serious at all. She's just a poser. Anyway, forget Diana, she's insignificant, I want to hear about Ian's girlfriend.
Fries with that? - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 1:47pm)
magilla - I wouldn't call her insignificant Mike...at least she does provide us with a forum
Fries with that? - Is there a Scooby in da house, hi all
Mike - Come on Ian. What does she wear when she comes home from the gym?
Fries with that? - Cheese fries with red red sauce, what could be better
Fries with that? - oh that flavour
Mike - Magilla, Diana is a business woman. Nothing more. She's probably a lot older than we know and not as she claims to be.
magilla - good grief...first a coo coo clock and now a french fry fanatic...what comes next?
Mike - Great job guys...you scared Ian away!
Fries with that? - Hey I love my fries, I love fightin' gals too, and right now I don't have either and that makes me madder'n hell
magilla - No big deal either which way Mike...Diana likes to give the allusion of being tough; but until she comes out and wrestles someone in public I guess we will never know
Mike - Hey Fries, do you like winning or loosing?
Fries with that? - Diana is not a wrestler she is as you say a business woman but let's face it without her we would be without a home
Fries with that? - Mike I always lose because the girls I have foughrt were so tough
Mike - That's for sure Magilla! You've got a better chance of having hair grow on your palm than seeing Diana in action.
Fries with that? - I mean when you get karate kicked in the testicles that's game over
magilla - That is the way I see it too, Fries. Personally, I find Diana entertaining...doesn't matter to me if it is an act or not
Mike - Fries, I don't need this forum to have a home. Diana can be whatever she, or he, wants. I just don't like people who aren't honest and like to lead others on. How old are you bud?
Fries with that? - 34
Mike - I'm 34 to. Where do you find your women?
magilla - If you are looking for action Mike...I am sure there are a lot of gals out there who would be glad to take you on...ZEE is one who instantly comes to mind.
Fries with that? - I am in UK, I fly to US and have found them via the WB270 list, I also know one or two gals in UK who can fight and appreciate my interest
Mike - I've got lots of contacts! Zee is too masculine for me personally! I'm just curious as to other guys contacts.
Fries with that? - I take it you know the list but if not it's on diana's links under women you can fight
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 1:59pm)
Fries with that? - Mike I would consider it a favour if you could maybe let me in on some of your contacts or recommendations?
Mike - Fries, what kind of action do you do with these women?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! 2:00pm
Scooby - The Clepper!
Fries with that? - basically it's a combo of wresttling and or martial arts, whatever the gal can do
Fries with that? - HEYYYYYYYY SCOOOOOOOOBYCYYY DO WA DO WA DO WA
Mike - Well, I know a few Dom's in NY. Cheryl Harris at Iron Belles Of Atlanta is also GREAT at arranging sessions. Many of which I've taped for my own collection.
Scooby - Michelle said she pictures you with red hair.
Fries with that? - Mike can I sak are you into martial arts type stuff and if so who is the all time best you have met?
Fries with that? - My late Dad used to have red hair when he wa younger and I have have kind of reddish natural highlights but basically it's a brown colour
Super Size It! - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 2:03pm)
Mike - I'm not really into martial arts, but it is a plus of sorts. I like things kind of gritty, on a "street" level.
Fries with that? - Same I guess MIKE so who is da best?
Fries with that? - Have you tried NIA inNY who I think is da number one, also have you tried that chinese gal at Mistress Alexis
Mike - Hard to say who the "best" is. Everyone kind of brings something different to a session. Mistress Tatiana is pretty damn good. Asia and her associates are also pretty great. I had a session with Sharon Marvel last month that was very good!
Mike - Nia turned me down because I questioned her size. I thought it was kind of silly of her....
Fries with that? - ASia I know of and often works with NIA which assoc's did you meet? Where is Tatiana? is she on line/ web?
Super Size It! - be right back
Fries with that? - NIA is tough, but touchy as hell,
Fries with that? - I found NIA excellent she had no trouble with me, and was very game
Mike - Tatiana has a Web Site, but no E-Mail. I don't know her Web address off hand. She's very versitile and can do just about anything! Do you ever like any punching in your sessions?
Mike - Yeah, I kind of got that Nia was pretty touchy.
Fries with that? - I enjoy punchinig kicking choppping the whoole thing
Fries with that? - Man you don't know the half of it, Nia is like nitro she will blow for any reason or no reason at all, what she is tho is devastatingly beautiful and hard, she really is a babe
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 2:12pm)
Fries with that? - Hey Sooby whre you go , has my parcel arrived yet?
Scooby - Nope.
Mike - Fries, you ever end up being bruised at all?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 2:15pm
Stu Pidgit - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 2:15pm)
Fries with that? - Mike sure I do,
Mike - Fries, you get my messege?
Stu Pidgit - Evening all
Scooby - allo Stu!
Fries with that? - Mike yes should have my reply?
Stu Pidgit - Hi Scoob hows Elvis today?
Scooby - Costello? Kickin ass as always.
Stu Pidgit - Yep Scoob, everbody should have a little bit of Elvis in them
Scooby - You in England Stu?
Stu Pidgit - Bleedin' hell Scoob! I must have told you about 100 times, I can't use your bloody videos because I'm in england!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scooby - I've have a short memory and even a shorter attention span
Scooby - I'm a dog remember?
Clepsydra - I'm a clock 2:23pm
Scooby - The Clepper!
Scooby - She's a female clock. I checked.
Stu Pidgit - Here's a joke Scoob - "KNOCK KNOCK" "WHO'S THERE?" "THE INTERUPPTING SHEEP." "THE INTE - " "BAAAAAAA!!!"
Scooby - I like you, your silly.
Stu Pidgit - No just out of my head
Scooby - You really shouldn't bring up sheep, though. I used to have to fuck sheep in college.
Mike - Maybe Scooby and Stu should get a room together!
Mike - Hey Fries, why so quiet?
wuffy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 2:27pm)
Scooby - wuffy? Are we related?
Stu Pidgit - Has anybody seen my new bookshelf yet?
wuffy - Hi,I创m a trong adorer of very tall and strong females and I would love to chat with some
Scooby - No, is it made of wood?
wuffy - sorry I mean strong adorer
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 2:30pm
Stu Pidgit - Oh hah bleedin' hah Scoob. No, it's the bookshelf in the friggin' library you dickhead
Mike - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 2:30pm)
wuffy - scooby,I think we are
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 2:33pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, folks!
Fries with that? - hey stu I haven't forgotten you! Mike if you're there my PC craashed
wuffy - Is there any girl who are taller than 6 foot?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hey, scooby, I think I have something for you
Fries with that? - Hi Di, have you had my batch of tapes yet?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, wuffy, lots and lots
Stu Pidgit - Just hang around Wuffy - hundreds of VTSF will be here soon.
wuffy - Is there any girl who are taller than 6 foot in the room? I guess not
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Fries, not arrived yet
Diana the Valkyrie - There was on Wednesday, wuffy
Stu Pidgit - Evening Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Stu
Tallina the tall - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 2:35pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - It's made of the very finest knurled walnut
Tallina the tall - Hello midget men it's the 6 foot 3 goddess here again
Stu Pidgit - What's made of that Di?
Tallina the tall - I use incense every day, that's because I'm so High
Diana the Valkyrie - Stu's Bookshelf
Diana the Valkyrie - I guess Scooby isn't interested in what I have for him
Stu Pidgit - Hang on BRB
Stu Pidgit - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 2:38pm)
Tallina the tall - I'm sure he is and if not I am
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Tallina, you wouldn't be interested in a boxing match
Stu Pidgit - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 2:39pm)
Tallina the tall - is it the regina halmlich one, scooby doesn't like f/f anyway
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, that's the one, but I have a feeling that Scooby will branch out into f/f
Stu Pidgit - Tallina my darling! How are you today?
wuffy - This is a cool chatroom,when is a good time to meet a lot of tall girls?
Tallina the tall - Wuffy you mean I am not enough you wound me
Stu Pidgit - When NB is here Wuffy
Sen - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 2:44pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - You can read the archives, wuffy
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 2:45pm
Sen - Hi everybody, hello Diana!
Stu Pidgit - Hi again Sen
wuffy - O.K.Tallina,what ever you desire.So i创m 5'10".Do you like smaller men?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Sen, thanks for the tape, there's some good stuff on it
Diana the Valkyrie - Must pop off for a bit, folks, see you later
Stu Pidgit - Is it POETS Day today in America Clepsydra?
Sen - Yeah some good slow motions I think
Tallina the tall - Yes I can live with 5 10 wuffy are you wealthy do you have a good job where do you live?
Clepsydra - No, it's TGIF day here 2:48pm
wuffy - I live in Frankfurt Germany,and I love overbearing and tall girls who like to control
Stu Pidgit - Oh not "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday" day then
wuffy - Tallin,please stay in the room for a while,I would love to chat with you
Sen - Then you can meet Nicole in a few days.....
Tallina the tall - ah du bist eine Deutscher, das ist ser gutt
Sen - Mags Du Deutsche Tallina?
wuffy - Tallina,du kannst Deutsch?Wo kommst Du her?
Stu Pidgit - Tallina!!! Sie is Deutsch? Enschuldinginzie Meine Leibe, sie is sehr schon
Tallina the tall - Ich habe kleine Deutsche, Ich bin in der USA im Chicago
wuffy - Tallina,bist Du 190 cm(6'3") ohne Schuhe?
Stu Pidgit - Ich bin in London. But ich work at der flughafen
Tallina the tall - Ja, das ist korrekt
Sen - does it sound like this this when germans write in english Stu?
ED - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 2:56pm)
wuffy - Why I should,I have nothing to do with that ,I创m 35 and I love dominant and tall girls
Stu Pidgit - I've no idea Sen, but my German probably sounds ridiculous
ED - is Tallina the tall a female
Stu Pidgit - Hi ED
Tallina the tall - Ed I don't find that amusing
ED - Hi everyone
Sen - just a little funny,
Tallina the tall - 31, Chicago
Stu Pidgit - Tallina!!! Kommen sie here to London immediately
ED - Tallina, so your not?
Tallina the tall - well it has been fun I must go tho I will be back here at midnight German time and I will try and bring a friend that I think you would like to meet
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! 3:00pm
wuffy - Tallina,you创re from the windy city,I was never there
Stu Pidgit - Don't think much of yours Wuffy
ED - Is Wuffy a female?
Sen - cya in 3h Tallina bye
Stu Pidgit - toodlepip Tallina
Stu Pidgit - Interesting question ED
ED - What is so interesting?
Stu Pidgit - Oh bollocks its another no ball
Stu Pidgit - Another interesting question ED
ED - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 3:05pm)
Stu Pidgit - Hey ED!!! come back
Stu Pidgit - YOO HOO ANYONE STILL HERE?????
wuffy - Hey folks,I must say,Tallina has a gorgeous and proud height,aren创t she?
Clepsydra - Ed, are you a clock? 3:10pm
wuffy - Here in Germany it创s 9:15 PM
Stu Pidgit - Hi again Wuffy!! You're right there mate - if she is a woman
Clepsydra - Here it's 3:12pm
Stu Pidgit - Clepsyda my precious angel..... I thougfht you had deserted me for ever
wuffy - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 3:13pm)
wuffy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 3:13pm)
wuffy - there was something wrong with the system
wuffy - Clepsydra,who are you?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 3:15pm
Clepsydra - I'm a clock 3:15pm
Stu Pidgit - Enshuldiginzie bitte Wuffy, Ich Spreche nicht gut Deutsch
wuffy - Wrong,Clepsydra,its 9:16 PM
Stu Pidgit - And I'm a sack of brussel sprouts
Clepsydra - Boiled or raw? 3:16pm
wuffy - Hey Stu,das macht nichts,das hei遲"Entschuldige bitte"
Stu Pidgit - raw
wuffy - Stu,warum bist du ein Sach voll Rosenkohl?
Clepsydra - How many minutes do you want to be boiled for? 3:18pm
Stu Pidgit - 2017
wuffy - Clepsydra,you make me crazy,who are you???????
wuffy - Clepsydra,you make me crazy,who are you???????
Stu Pidgit - Thanks Wuffy! I know my German is terrible, but I would love to learn more. Your english is excellent
Clepsydra - I'm a clock 3:20pm
wuffy - Stu,are you male or female?
Stu Pidgit - Clep - I don't bleedin well want to be boiled. I'm as happy as a sack of sprouts
Stu Pidgit - If you read my stories, Wuffy, I think you will come to the conclusion that I am male
Clepsydra - Wuffy, are you a clock? 3:22pm
wuffy - OK,what stories?and why is you name Stu Pidgit (means it stupid shit?)
wuffy - Clepydra,I创m no clock,fortunately,but why you are one?
Stu Pidgit - Stupid Git
wuffy - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 3:24pm)
wuffy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 3:24pm)
Stu Pidgit - 1525 EST. 2025 GMT.
wuffy - That system kills me,it alleays throw me out
wuffy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 3:25pm)
Stu Pidgit - She's turning me into a bloody clock now
wuffy - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 3:26pm)
wuffy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 3:26pm)
Clepsydra - Wuffy, why are you a human? 3:27pm
wuffy - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 3:28pm)
Stu Pidgit - Oh the stories Wuffy... Amazon City: Iilyana's Revenge and the DKA series. They are in the library in my bookshelf
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 3:30pm
Stu Pidgit - Dung is bullshit Clep
Clepsydra - And Dong? 3:31pm
Stu Pidgit - at 2031 gmt
Stu Pidgit - OOOOOHHHHH I've got one of those!!!
Clepsydra - Every 15 minutes? 3:33pm
Stu Pidgit - No just the 1 Clep 2035
Clepsydra - I guess you're not a real clock then, just pretending to be one. 3:35pm
Stu Pidgit - Just a bag of veg with a clock attached Clep. Not the genuine thing like you
Clepsydra - A Brussels Clock? 3:37pm
Stu Pidgit - A Brussels clock would be about 9.37pm
Clepsydra - Mike doesn't like clocks 3:39pm
Stu Pidgit - Mike who?
Clepsydra - He wouldn't say. But he doesn't like clocks. 3:40pm
Clepsydra - There's a lot of prejudice in this world 3:41pm
Clepsydra - Anticlockists 3:41pm
Stu Pidgit - This is getting very interesting Clep. Are you also a contortionist?
Clepsydra - No, just your ordinary everyday clock 3:43pm
Sen - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 3:43pm)
Stu Pidgit - Oh, in that case then, Diana would be unable to join us in this conversation
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 3:45pm
Sen - OK that磗 the time, Hi Clep. Hi Stu
Clepsydra - Would you like me to give her an alarm call? 3:45pm
Stu Pidgit - WB Sen (I'm getting bloody good at all this chat jargon now. That's LOL and WB I know now)
Sen - Yeah , we are winning
Stu Pidgit - Why is she asleep then
Clepsydra - I don't know, Stu, I have a face but no eyes 3:48pm
Stu Pidgit - Looks like it Sen. And there could be a breakthrough coming up with the new ball. What do you reckon Clep?
Clepsydra - Is it spinning clockwise or counterclockwise? 3:52pm
Stu Pidgit - Dunno Clep Fraser's on at the moment
Sen - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 3:55pm)
Sen - Herta:S04 1:4 :o) OK I am back
Stu Pidgit - WI 50 just came up
Stu Pidgit - It's 5 to 5 on a Friday afternoon in Barbados the block just said. But I guess yoiu knew that already Clep
Clepsydra - Natch 3:59pm
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 4:00pm
Clepsydra - Phew! 4:00pm
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:05pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello all
Stu Pidgit 999 - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:06pm)
Stu Pidgit 999 - Got booted out out I'm here in stereo now. That's not much of a clock then is it lep if it only tells one time zone? Hi Diana
Stu Pidgit 999 - DIANA?????!!!!!?????
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes?
Diana the Valkyrie - Insulting the clock again?
Stu Pidgit 999 - No just making sure you were, er, still here
Diana the Valkyrie - I see. Well, yes, I am still here.
Stu Pidgit 999 - Oh DiClep you got rid of my alter ego
Diana the Valkyrie - You think Clepsy should tell the time in multiple time zones?
Stu Pidgit 999 - Course he/she/it should. Any sort of a decent clock would be able to do that, unless you bought it in Argus
Diana the Valkyrie - Wouldn't it confuse people?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 4:15pm
Stu Pidgit 999 - Not if you did buy it in Argos it wouldn't. It wouldn't confuse anybody because it wouldn't blood work at all
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, then it would be right once per day
Stu Pidgit 999 - If it was a 24hr clock yes
Diana the Valkyrie - Clepsy is a 24 hour clock
wuffy - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:19pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Wuffy
Stu Pidgit 999 - Oh you had her modified then?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, she always was am/pm
Stu Pidgit 999 - she was a 12hr clock just now. Hi Wuff#
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:20pm)
Scooby - Hello!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby
Scooby - Diana, did you get Rogon's second package yet?
Diana the Valkyrie - Not yet, Scooby, and now it's the weekend, and then I'm away for a few days
Scooby - Diana, my comp tapes are on 6 hour EP tapes. Is it okay if UI send them to you that way or do you need me to break them up into 6 tapes in SP speed?
Diana the Valkyrie - And when I get back, a mountain of email, so it'll be at least a week now.
Scooby - No problem Diana, I'm not trying to rush you. I was just curious.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby, make 6 tapes at SP, you lose quality at EP
Diana the Valkyrie - Your masters are at SP I hope?
Stu Pidgit 999 - SCOOOOOOOOOBBBBBYYYYYY!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!! Have you read any of my damn stories yet?
Scooby - That's fine. It takes me two days to dub 2 tapes and 6 days to dub 6 tapes so it may take me a bit longer. No, my masters are EP :-) You get more action per tape.
wuffy - Hi Diana,you won创t talk private?
Diana the Valkyrie - See, by the time I convery NTSC=> PAL, a big quality loss, then anything dubbed off that is another generation down...
Diana the Valkyrie - wuffy, if I everyone talks private, there's no chat room
Scooby - I asked everyone if they would prefer that my comps be only 2 hours with better quality or 6 hours with more material. The majority prefers the quantity.
wuffy - OK Diana,how ever you desire
Stu Pidgit 999 - How can she Wuffy? She is too busy being a clock
Diana the Valkyrie - Sure, Scooby, but we're talking about translation here, not consumption
Scooby - Stu, I haven't read your stories yet. What are they like? Any mixed action?
Scooby - Yes, I understand Diana. I will make your dubs onto SP tapes. But keep in mind they will have been dubbed from an EP master.
Diana the Valkyrie - I suggest you master in SP in future, even if you then dub down to EP
wuffy - Diana,I would like to chat with you
Stu Pidgit 999 - Wow!!!!! Am I hearing things? Is there a chance the almighty Scooby might want to read my stories at lAST?
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:28pm)
JoanneK - Hi everyone!
Diana the Valkyrie - Speak on, wuffy, I'm listening
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, JoanneK
victim - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:29pm)
JoanneK - Hi, Victim. How are you?
Scooby - Just be prepared that my comps are not even going to look nearly as good as the conversions you did for me. Diana, that's probably a good idea but I have a time and privacy problem. It's easy for me to pop in a tape at the end of the night and let it run for 6 hours. If I need to change the tape every 2 hours, it will take me 3 times as long to make tapes for everyone.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, victim
victim - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:29pm)
wuffy - Diana,I创m a big adorer of girls and women who are taller and and least stronger than me
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 4:30pm
victim - evening, all
JoanneK - Why does everyone like the tall chicks? What about us short (but muscular) short chicks???
Stu Pidgit 999 - There's m/f f/f and well, you know, the usual sex and violence stuff Scoob
Scooby - As it is, I'm going to be spending about a month and a half making over 60 tape requests. If you multiply that by 3 you're gonna have people getting their tapes on the 4th of July.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yeah!
Clepsydra - And clocks 4:30pm
Scooby - Stu, tell me a particularly good f/m story to read first.
Diana the Valkyrie - I didn't mean that, Scooby.
Stu Pidgit 999 - Joanne K Hi again!!! Have you beaten the shit out of Joanekfan lately?
Diana the Valkyrie - I mean, do the compilation on SP. Then boil that down to EP for the dubbing, but you still have the SP quality when you need it
Stu Pidgit 999 - What, fights, sex or either?
Scooby - But isn't that what I would have to do if I had 3 SP masters to dub onto one EP tape for everyone?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, you make an EP master from the SP masters, then dupe the EP
Scooby - No sex Stu. That's yucky. I just like action.
wuffy - Diana,I like your website a lot,is it your site?
Scooby - I see what you mean!
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, wuffy
Scooby - Yeah, I should probably do that. *sigh*
Diana the Valkyrie - It's this bloody dual standard PAL/NTSC thing
wuffy - Impressive site,I love especially photos,on which are tall girls are compared with puny men
victim - joanna, i do love smaller women. I love amazons, too. But there磗 something humiliating being beaten by a smaller girl
Stu Pidgit 999 - OK if you want to go straight to the action Scoob, go to "Denny Kane's Amazons chapter 2 Scoob. Flick thru all the bonking and stuff and you will find a mind crunchingly sickening, bloodcurdling punch up involving m/f and f/f
Diana the Valkyrie - Lots of those here, Wuffy
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby, you could do a comp story. Just the biffs
Stu Pidgit 999 - YIPPEE Headley got a wicket!!!
Stu Pidgit 999 - How many overs to go Clep?
Clepsydra - 4:39pm
Stu Pidgit 999 - Ta
victim - jk? are you skilled in martial arts?
wuffy - Diana,I创m a grat fan of girth创s.What,for example is the girth of your thighs?I love big thighs
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:40pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - It's all in my Bio, wuffy, on the page I told you about
Scooby - Crashy-poo
Scooby - I love a woman with girthy thighs!
Stu Pidgit 999 - Sorry Victim didn't notice you here. Hi again
wuffy - Excuse me,Diana,I didn创t read all of it,but you创re very interesting person I guess
victim - hi again
Diana the Valkyrie - rehi, victim
Scooby - Now, victim, let's get back to this panty/stocking thing again...
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh?
jake - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:43pm)
victim - whose one do you prefer, scoob?
jake - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:44pm)
victim - hi jake
wuffy - Diana,what创s your oppinion?Do you think there are some women who like weaker men?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 4:45pm
victim - and a nice person, too, wuffy
Stu Pidgit 999 - Well Scoob what happened? Did you shoot vast quantities of sperm all over the inside of your spacious gaff?
Diana the Valkyrie - Lots of women like weak and helpless men, wuffy
wuffy - Victim,are you male or female?
Diana the Valkyrie - For example, Scooby is often weak and helpless
jake - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:47pm)
victim - male. a victim here has to be male
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, jake
wuffy - Diana,I would love to find one,at least for chatting,do you know some?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, and they often come on here. You might see Sonia tonight
jake - hi room first time here
victim - besides, all of the people here are victims - well except of the women
Stu Pidgit 999 - GIRTH is a measurement of circumference
JoanneK - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:48pm)
Scooby - okay I'm back. Victim, I'm more of a stocking man than a panty man. Stu, I still haven't read a story yet but I'm going to.
wuffy - You创re right victim
wuffy - You创re right victim
Scooby - Joanne, are you a Gillian Anderson fan?
victim - but stockings and panties are a nice combination, scoob.
Stu Pidgit 999 - welcome to Diana's magnificent Tea garden Jake
wuffy - Diana,can you imagine that I would love a woman who is about 7 inches taller than me?
Diana the Valkyrie - Coffee
Scooby - yes, they are victim, but you asked me to choose between the two now what's it gonna be? both or one or the other?
Diana the Valkyrie - Of course, wuffy
Stu Pidgit 999 - Coffee garden?
Diana the Valkyrie - Coffee lounge
victim - thought you were all into tea in the uk, diana?
jake - thank you stu
Diana the Valkyrie - No, we mostly drink coffee. We used to send the tea to America
victim - ok, scoob, whose stockings would you like to talk about?
Scooby - We threw it all in the harbor.
wuffy - Thank you Diana,for you understanding,I also love it when a woman is heavier than me,I创m a 165 lbs
Stu Pidgit 999 - That's ok Jake. nice to meet you.
Scooby - Gillians, who else?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, and now you drink it (ugh) cold!!!
Scooby - Hey, Stu! Would you do me a favor?
Jerseygal - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 4:53pm)
Stu Pidgit 999 - Still think you should serve beer though
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Jg
victim - Selma磗? Angie磗? Posh磗?
Jerseygal - Hey Diana! Hey everyone!
Stu Pidgit 999 - Hello pulloverwoman
victim - hi jg
Diana the Valkyrie - Dogbolter?
Scooby - victim, Gillian Anderson!
wuffy - Diana,if you believe or not,my dreamwoman should be 6'2" tall without shoes and she should be very strong and she should weigh appr.200 lbs
victim - sorry, scoob, lagging.
Scooby - Stu, would you write me a short story?
Diana the Valkyrie - Wuffy, would 250 lbs do you, and 6'2" ?
Jerseygal - Wuffy, I have your dreamgirl in mind-Nicole Bass! She's way over 6 foot and went to the nationals at over 200lbs.
victim - well, scoob, we have two stockings of gillian. how to make good use of them?
Stu Pidgit 999 - Why, have you actually read any of my stories then Scooby?
victim - one over your head and one round your wrists?
Scooby - victim, one to kill me and the other to kill you. Stu, could you make a story out of this?
wuffy - Jerseagirl,you创re total right,I wrote an email to Nicole,she创s really gorgeous
Jerseygal - Diana, is that who you were thinking of?
Diana the Valkyrie - She coimes here on Wednesdays
Diana the Valkyrie - Right, Jg
victim - and her legs round your neck, scoob?
Jerseygal - Nicole will wrestle you!
wuffy - At what time is Nicole in the chatroom on Wednesdays?I wanna join
Scooby - No, this time just a simple stocking strangle. After she seduced me into position.
Stu Pidgit 999 - eh?
Scooby - Stu, write a story about this!!
victim - she磀 rather destroy you, wuffy.
wuffy - Jerseygal,you创re definately right,but I like to be an inferior against her
Clepsydra - Nicole is here on Wednedays at 8pm EST 4:59pm
Jerseygal - She could destroy any man. From my conversations with her, she seems as sweet as icecream cones, but as hard as a rock!
Stu Pidgit 999 - How do you know I can do that scoob?
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong, Bang Bung BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! 5:00pm
Scooby - Stu, you said you write stories doncha?
victim - scoob: gillian sits behind you, scissoring your body so that you can磘 move...
wuffy - You know,I创m from germany,but Nicole cancelled her trip to here,unfortunately
Jerseygal - clepsydra, why do you have two times listed, which is it?
Scooby - oh yes victim!! go on go on!!!!
Jerseygal - I'm sure wuffy would have loved for her to have humiliated him
Diana the Valkyrie - I just encountered another total limpwit!
wuffy - Nicole Bass would be the perfect dreamwoman for me
Jerseygal - what's a limpwit, diana?
victim - ....she pulls one stocking above your head, foot section on your face...
Stu Pidgit 999 - YES YOU COMPLETE UTTER PRAT!! BUT YOU NEVER SAID IF YOU READ ANY OF THEM
Scooby - yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes .......
victim - then she wraps the other one slooooooowly round your neck...
wuffy - I love t when the female is the Boss in the relationship
Scooby - yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes .....................................................................
Jerseygal - She's the dreamwoman for anyman. A total amazon!
Diana the Valkyrie - Someone who emails me from AOL with a question, and has set his account up so he can't receive emails
wuffy - Jerseygal,you创re absolutely right
Jerseygal - I think scooby is getting too excited
Diana the Valkyrie - So I can't answer him. Nor can anyone else.
Stu Pidgit 999 - Thank you Scoob
Diana the Valkyrie - He will now send me the same question three more times, then give up
victim - ....then she slowly pulls...but not too tight...just to make you uncomfortable...
Jerseygal - Diana, that's his loss. Just a minor inconvinience to you, though
Scooby - more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more ...................................
Diana the Valkyrie - I know. But what a limpwit!!
wuffy - If somebody has news or me about Nicole or similar woman.please email me:subwmalegy@aol.com
Jerseygal - chill scooby, chill
victim - scoob:...gillian whispers in your ear nonchalantly, that she will take her time on this...
Scooby - Hey! wuffy is really.....sub!
Jerseygal - please send the info to me as well. I admire huge women alot: Baldy_bill@hotmail.com
Scooby - ooooooo, I love the way you fit in "nonchalantly". go on go on.......
Diana the Valkyrie - Diana the Valkyrie thinks about someone I knew called Baldy_bill
Scooby - I'm going limp, victim! hurry!
wuffy - Please tell me exactely when Nicole is in this chatroom,please
Diana the Valkyrie - 8pm EST Wednesday
victim - then she loosens the stocking a bit, so that you suck in the *filtered* air through the other stocking...
Diana the Valkyrie - If you read the clubroom page, it gives all the schedules
Stu Pidgit 999 - Scooby often gets over excited JG
Scooby - Something tells me I'm gonna be humpin someone's leg here soon. go on victim, then what happens....
wuffy - Diana,that means 2 PM in germany,that创s not so good,because I have to work at that time
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby often exudes excitement
victim - ..and then she goes for the kill, scoob.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, wuffy, it's 2am
jake - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 5:10pm)
Scooby - YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! How? Details Details Details!!!!
wuffy - Oh,yes Diana,youre right,great,I will be there then,I can创t wait
victim - fin
Scooby - NO FIN!!!! MORE MORE MORE!!!!!
victim - leave the rest to your imagination. Don磘 want to offend other people here.
wuffy - Diana,its 2 AM at thursday morning for me,right?
Diana the Valkyrie - Right, wuffy
Mike - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 5:12pm)
Stu Pidgit 999 - Oh bleedin' hell scooby how what???
Diana the Valkyrie - I think victim is going to have to write the story
Scooby - Hey, Mike! I just received your e-mail!
Mike - Hello Mighty Diana ,Scoob Victim
wuffy - And for how long is Nicole staying in the room?
Scooby - Stu, finish this story for me!! Hurry! I'm slippin' away here!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Depends on her, wuffy
Scooby - I'm losin' it.....
Mike - Hay Scoob
victim - guess i would have more success as a femdom than a ticklee
Scooby - losin' it....
victim - hi mike
Scooby - losin' it...
Diana the Valkyrie - Victim, you could be a Dom
Scooby - ...soft...
victim - don磘 forget to breahte through gillian磗 stockings, scoob
Scooby - ... nevermind....
Mike - Hi Victim
Scooby - ooo, I just felt a perk!
Clepsydra - Ding Dong 5:15pm
Mike - Hi Clepsydra
Stu Pidgit 999 - Okay scooby you win
Clepsydra - Hi, Mike 5:15pm
victim - ..she has worn them for some days, scoob...;-)
wuffy - Diana,can you understand that a little man like me is dreaming about a taller and much stronger woman?
Mike - A Clock that talks I like that
Scooby - So Diana, level with me here.... the only reason you added Clepsydra is so that you could look back in the archives and have a good laugh at everyone who has logged on and tried to make conversation with her.
Diana the Valkyrie - Of course I can, wuffy, you want a Valkyrie
Diana the Valkyrie - Aren't they good though?
victim - I could, diana...but...well it磗 so much fun to be down under
wuffy - Please explain"you want a Valkyrie" to me
Mike - She does talk Scoob
Stu Pidgit 999 - Once upon a time, there was a great big woman who killed Scooby in a fight. Then she left stu all horizontal as well. The end
Diana the Valkyrie - The other mike got *really* upset with her.
Diana the Valkyrie - Wuffy, every man wants a Valkyrie in his life, to look after him
victim - well...errr...good story, stu
victim - the mike wh didn磘 like discussing proper clothes?
Mike - I know I read that in the Archives Mighty Diana.
Stu Pidgit 999 - Do you want to add it to my bookshelf diana?
Mike - I would like a Valkyrie to take care of me
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes ... yet he was actually asking later on for clothing descriptions. Odd, that.
wuffy - Diana,I like you,because you understand me
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll wait till you enlarge on it a bit, Stu
Mike - Yes thats the one Victim
victim - scoob, still breathing?
Diana the Valkyrie - wuffy, there's a *lot* of people who feel like you do, you are not alone.
Diana the Valkyrie - Uh-oh. I think you made that stocking too tight
Mike - I myself dont like to treat people and clocks the way he does ,
Scooby - victim, I haven't had a chubby like this in the chat room since Rogon first told me his Princess Diana story.
wuffy - Good to know,Diana,but where can I find women who like smaler and weaker men?
victim - weird, but not alone. ;-)
Clepsydra - I'll survive 5:21pm
Scooby - Stu, that short story you just told SUCKED! I hope your other stories are better than that one!
Mike - Wuffy alot of ladies like smaller and weaker men their all over the world
victim - Thanx, scoob. But...LEAVE MY LEG ALONE
Scooby - C'mon man! Gimme some more detail!!!!
Mike - Hello again Clepsy
victim - HEY. Someone gets me a rolled newspaper
Clepsydra - Hi, Mike 5:23pm
Scooby - I know you can do it Stu!!!
victim - or a comic book, that磍l do it.
Scooby - C'mere victim! Stop running away!!!
Stu Pidgit 999 - Oh so thats all the thanks I get is it Scoob, after all the trouble I went to for you
Diana the Valkyrie - I usually use a water spray
Mike - I didnt like the way that other Mike treated you Clepsy
wuffy - I had allways bad luck,no I hope I can find these women in this chatroom,is there a chance?
Diana the Valkyrie - More than a chance, wuffy, for sure
Diana the Valkyrie - Wuffy, read the archives over the last few days
Mike - All the time Wuffy
victim - well, wuffy, there磗 diana...a real REAL nice valkyrie
Stu Pidgit 999 - Diana, couldn't you write Scooby a story? i think i upset him.
wuffy - Diana,that would be so great,you can创t imagine
Scooby - Wuffy, you need to meet Betty! She's probably in your town!
Mike - Sonia comes in tonight
Diana the Valkyrie - There's Zee
wuffy - Who创s Betty,Scooby?
Diana the Valkyrie - Sonia, Betty, JoanneK
victim - wuffy: and then there磗 betty. Not so nice, not so tall...but man, she beats the shit out of you
Mike - How tall are you Wuffy
wuffy - Mike I创m 5'10"
Diana the Valkyrie - And Nicole, and Andrulla
Ghost of Mike - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 5:27pm)
victim - betty is a female boxer from cologne, wuffy
Scooby - Betty is our resident German lesbian bikerbitch kickboxer.
Ghost of Mike - Server gave me the boot already
victim - hey, ghost
Diana the Valkyrie - She has a boyfriend
wuffy - Scooby,how tall is she?
Diana the Valkyrie - So I don't think she's a lesbian
Scooby - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 5:28pm)
Ghost of Mike - Hay Victim
Stu Pidgit 999 - HEY SCOOOBIEEE...I'VE JUST HAD A REALLY SPOOKY THOUGHT.... WUFFY AND BETTY COULD BE THE SAME PERSON!!!
victim - nor do I
Ghost of Mike - Mighty Diana ZEE is alot shorter then Wuffy
Scooby - I don't remember. How tall is she? 5' 6"? 5' 7"?
victim - NEVER!
Scooby - Yes, Stu, I believe you are right!!
Diana the Valkyrie - You don't ask about height when a pitbull is headed for your throat
wuffy - Scooby,that创s way to short for me,unfortunately
Ghost of Mike - Zee and I meet almost a year ago now
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung 5:30pm
Ghost of Mike - This is true Mighty Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - How's thhe injuries, Mike?
Stu Pidgit 999 - Gotta be careful here Scoob. not sure who we're talking to
wuffy - That创s true Diana,but I don创t wanna have nothing to do with pitbulls
Cheese Fries!!! - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 5:30pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Pitbulls are nice underneath, though
Ghost of Mike - Getting better slowly Mighty Diana thankyou
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Cheese
Cheese Fries!!! - Hello evr'yone
Scooby - Hey cholesterol man! Victim was just giving me a chubby!!
victim - hi cheese
Ghost of Mike - Hi Fries
Cheese Fries!!! - that confirms everything I suspected about you Scooby
Ghost of Mike - VICTIM I didnt know ?/////
Stu Pidgit 999 - Hi Cheese Fries. Do you also do Chicken Vindaloo?
Scooby - I told him that it was the biggest boner I've had here since the one you gave me, Cheese.
Ghost of Mike - Scoob you too O NO
victim - HEY, no misunderstanding. just told him a short story
Cheese Fries!!! - incidentally if things seem slow, it's because the room is not working that well for me
Ghost of Mike - I know Im kidding Victim
victim - DON碩 give me that look.
Diana the Valkyrie - Cheese fries gives you an erection Scooby?
Ghost of Mike - Scoob knew that
Scooby - Of course it was a short story! What the hell did you think it wa.........oooohhhhhhhhh.........
Cheese Fries!!! - These shermans won't know what you are talking about stu
Diana the Valkyrie - I take back what I said about you being normal
victim - what was that, diana?
Cheese Fries!!! - Hey Scoob so is Kung fu michelle about?
Ghost of Mike - Scoob normal ????????/
Cheese Fries!!! - because personally I like girls
Ghost of Mike - Ill be back i want to get something
Scooby - We like girls too, but we also like them over the age of 14.
Ghost of Mike - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 5:35pm)
Cheese Fries!!! - hey just think of cheese fries..... with mayonnaise, mmm
Scooby - Hey, Cheese, I've run into a little snag with Stacie Randall and "The Assault"
Cheese Fries!!! - Dub protection?
Scooby - The guy who is sending me the tape is in Canada. He sent it air mail 2 weeks ago and it still hasn't arrived. We have an idea as to what may have happened to it...
Diana the Valkyrie - Dub protection?
Cheese Fries!!! - yeah the Canuck gestapo?
Scooby - Guess what he wrote as the description on the customs slip?
Scooby - I'll give you a hint: it wasn't "tape"
Cheese Fries!!! - oh dear tellme
Scooby - The Assault.
Cheese Fries!!! - you'll have to tell me
wuffy - Hey,he wrote gift
Diana the Valkyrie - I usually find that putting "Pornographic home videos" usually does the trick
Scooby - I don't think I'm getting it.
victim - DO NOT OPEN. XXX!
Scooby - Would you let a tape enter your country with a description of "The Assault"?
Cheese Fries!!! - er you did, oh well no wonder, I just hope the movie fights are not as welll choreographed as Jekyll or there will be trouble
Diana the Valkyrie - "Drugs, do not sniff"
Cheese Fries!!! - I think they nay check it out and then let it go
Stu Pidgit 999 - Well folks. I'm off to read my mountains of fan mail. I feel like the Spice Girls at the moment
Scooby - He said he left the FBI warning on at the beginning...
Mike - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 5:40pm)
Scooby - you know, the one that says WARNING: NO MASTURBATING!
Cheese Fries!!! - FBI warning not to assault people
Scooby - Stu, you don't feel like them to me.
victim - GIFT FROm BAGHDAD! STAY AWAY
Cheese Fries!!! - Stu I doubt you'll get one
Scooby - TICKING NOISE IS ONLY CLOCK!
Stu Pidgit 999 - I reckon I've got at least 2 emails
Cheese Fries!!! - I mean I feel like the chinese gal from Jekyll, but I don't know her name
wuffy - I know that you prefer public talk,but I hope you创ll be not angry about my private talk
Cheese Fries!!! - I also feel like cheese fries!!!
Stu Pidgit 999 - night night folks
Mike -
Scooby - C Ya Stu!!
Mike - later stu
Rhys - logged on. --- (Fri Mar 13 5:43pm)
Mike - Hi Rhys
victim - bye, stu. hi, rhys.
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 5:43pm
Rhys - Hi
Scooby - Hey Rhys, sorry about last night. I crashed.
wuffy - Diana,I hope you创ll still stay a little while in the room
Diana the Valkyrie - Mike, please don't do that.
Diana the Valkyrie - Sonia Fernandes, you'll find galleries and video of her on the web site
Mike - Ok sorry Mighty Diana
victim - mike, stop it. i get the cookie request by netscape at every refreshing
Clepsydra - Ding Dong, Dang Dung; Bing Bong 5:45pm
wuffy - Diana,is Nicole the strongest and tallest woman you know?
Scooby - Where the hell is Betty?!?!? Is she out kickin some ass?
Stu Pidgit 999 - logged off. --- (Fri Mar 13 5:46pm)
Cheese Fries!!! - Red Red Sauce, stay close to me ee hee
wuffy - Chees fries,who was that 6-3 woman?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, wuffy, there are talller and there are stronger
Cheese Fries!!! - Wuffy what woman?
Diana the Valkyrie - 6-3 isn't that tall really
victim - daryl hannah
Mike - The tallest lady I ever met is 5' 11" some of you might have heard of her she goes by the name of Rock Rose
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