Rhys - What do you think of Denise Rutkowski (She's my favorite)?
Rhys - Never happened but I'd probably like it.
HardbodyPaul - Denise is ok, Rhys.
HardbodyPaul - Of course, I go ga-ga for all of them, ya know!
Rhys - Only Okay? I like her more recent pictures better. I think she's beautiful. And those arms! Jesus.
Rhys - I wanna hug.
HardbodyPaul - Andrulla has become one of my favs. That tiny little waist, mixed with such massive thighs and chest is AWESOME!
Rhys - Oh, I like alot of them. Robin Parker turns me on for some strange reason.
Lobster - Later
HardbodyPaul - Don't you have a cat to hug, Rhys?
Rhys - Great legs.
Rhys - Pussy on four legs
Rhys - Nah, too small
HardbodyPaul - Nothing strange about being turned on by Robin. She's got unreal legs also. So genetically, perfectly shaped.
HardbodyPaul - But, my cat purrs in my ear when I hug her.
Rhys - She has to watch her facial shots. But she can look good.
HardbodyPaul - So, unless I have a muscular female to hug at the time, I hug my cat.
HardbodyPaul - Yes, I agree about the facial shots, Rhys.
Rhys - Whatever.
Rhys - I gotta go to bed boys.
Rhys - Bye!
HardbodyPaul - How about Collette Guimond? So short, yet powerfully packed. And the most awesome little behind.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 12:05am)
HardbodyPaul - G'night, Rhys.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 12:06am)
Maniaco-depressiveLo - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 12:55am)
Maniaco-depressiveLo - BSTER
Maniaco-depressiveLo - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 12:57am)
SW46810 (Steve - Good Tuesday morning all you Valkyrie fans out there in Earthland. I'd like to welcome you here today and, in particular, I'd like to thank Diana for giving me the opportunity to write a story for her forgiveness. All research has been completed and the story will be forthcoming later in the day. Diana: Hope you like it! Luv ya all.
Blu - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 01:54am)
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SW46810(Steve) - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 09:48am)
SW46810(Steve) - Gooooood morning, roomies! Diana, it is 9:49 AM here in the USA and I have just e-mailed you my story entitledd "BOXING BETTY GETS A RHYS OUT OF HER MAN. Hope you like it and that you will forgive me for my late evening transgression. A moment of weakness enveloped me....what can I say? I assume you, as your humble servant, that such behavior will not occur again!
SW46810(Steve) - Whoops, early morning spelling error: make "I assume you" read "I assure you..."
Blu - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 11:37am)
Blu - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 11:37am)
Hot Fudge - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 12:42pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 12:42pm)
Scooby - Still there Fudge?
Scooby - FUDGE!!!!
tinyboy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 12:44pm)
tinyboy - LUNCH TIME!!
Scooby - hey, tb, how's the weather in Texas?
tinyboy - Damn cold here!
Scooby - yep. Damn colder here.
tinyboy - anything new?
Scooby - nope.
Scooby - with you?
tinyboy - a few things new for me... working on a new story about Sharon Best and creating a video list for my Ranma 1/2 collection
Scooby - I've heard of Ranma 1/2. Japanimation stuff? Who's Sharon Best?
tinyboy - Sharon Best is the author of the Auroa stories... the super female thing
Scooby - tinyboy, are you a comic book fan?
tinyboy - I use to be... had a whole series of comic books until they got ripped off... lost interest in it becuase of some damn junkies
Scooby - I am a major collector of Golden Age Good Girl art.
tinyboy - Really? cool.. I have some of the Fem force stuff...fav is Tara
Scooby - I have a friend who was a Fem Force nut. I forget the name of his favorite. She had black hair and a dark costume (purple?)
tinyboy - Mystic?
Scooby - I don't think that was the one. Name some others with dark hair.
tinyboy - That's the only one I know of other than Tara
Scooby - Does Fem Force have a web page?
tinyboy - I haven't collected anyh of the Fem force in a long long time
Scooby - Did you ever like Golden Age books at all?
tinyboy - I don't know... I know of a page that use to keep me up to date on Fem Force but he had to shut it down
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 1:01pm)
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Hey Sccoby
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Fem force was too badly drawn, now samuree that was class also sadly ripped of by Shi and Shurikem etrc
Scooby - Hey fudge! Samuree was awesome when it was drawn by Neal Adams
Scooby - Fudge, are you prepared for "name that scene" tomorrow?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Dog Boy, I wanaa know what happened to it becasue I used to have a great collection of it she was just so sexily violent
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Sure, you won't beat me, Hey Michelle is comin down ?? I just e mailed her, not that I told her to come
Scooby - Samuree was plagued by a shitty comic publuisher that believed that "monthly" meant once a year.
tinyboy - Hi Hot Fudge
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Is it still running? I sorta lost track
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Hi TB
Scooby - I don't think so. Fudge, any idea when you might get to the post office next?
tinyboy - I'm still new around here in Texas... don't know where are the local comic book shops are at
tinyboy - I did when I was living in California... wasn't hard to find the best store either
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I mean the sight of samuree jump kicking some guys jaw was just ooowow
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 1:06pm)
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Yeah My Clerk tells me my case tommorrow has gone so I can go then
tinyboy - Hi Diana! Welcome to Lunch time!!
Diana the Valkyrie - HIya
Scooby - Cool! Thanks Hot Fudge!
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Hey Scoob I need to know which choco bars you don't have in the US so I can send em
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - No it's tea time
Scooby - But if we don't have em in the U.S. how would I know about them in the first place?
Diana the Valkyrie - Diana the Valkyrie is drinking coffee
Scooby - Hi Di
Scooby - Diana, the wife is working late tonight. It's tape time!
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, just list the ones you do have
Diana the Valkyrie - She doing a session?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Bounty Bar? 2. Twix (chewy caramel) 3, Turkish Delight 4. Terry's Orange 5.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Di help me out
Diana the Valkyrie - You kow, someone in StL doing sessions could really make a few bucks, Scooby
Scooby - Twix is the only one I've heard of.
tinyboy - No thanks for me... I'm having cheapo Soup for lunch...saving money for a vacation!
Scooby - Maybe I should do sessions. Chicks would pay good money to see me shake a tail feather.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - 5 Lion Bar 6 Curly whirly 7 flake 8 Crunchie?
Diana the Valkyrie - Mars bars?
Scooby - We have Mars.
tinyboy - Yeah, Mars Bars are connut bars with almonds and carmile... yucky tasty stuff
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Di they have Mars bars but they are not the ame our Nars Bars are way better
Scooby - Snickers, Three Musketeers, $100,000 dollar bar, Zero, Kit Kat
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - See
Diana the Valkyrie - I did a job for Mars once, and they paid me partly in Mars Bars.
Scooby - Mounds, Almond Joy, Hersey, Twix
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Sccob if I send Brit Mars Bars you will have to warn everyone tehy are not the same
Diana the Valkyrie - In fact, the Man from Mars came round and delivered them personally
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Also your kit kat is slightly different
Scooby - Was he green and small?
Diana the Valkyrie - Everything pales into insignificance compared to Mars Bars
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Hershey Sux big time
Diana the Valkyrie - Apart from Creme Eggs, obviously
tinyboy - Gee, I wish I was Tom Thumb! think of the fun I could have!
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - DV our MB's are the best
Diana the Valkyrie - No, usual size, about four inches
Scooby - Do you guys have Summit bars? That was my all-time favorite candy bar and they stopped making them.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - In fact much as I love the UNited colonies they are not good at Chocolate
Scooby - Milky Way Dark is my favorite candy bar now. Hey do you guys have Chunky's?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - No Summits here not by that name describe
tinyboy - I think my fave was Skittles and Jelly Belly candies... never big on Chocolate in the first place
Scooby - Have you tried Ghiradelli chocolate?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Describe Chunky, Hey you would love Mars Dark
Diana the Valkyrie - Someone asked me last night what we talk about in the chat room.
tinyboy - I remember chunky, but they stopped making those years ago
Scooby - Chunky is a cube-shaped bar.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Hey Di the Choco counter in Fortnums is where I shall be buried I loooove that place, who needs drugs give me a manon blanc or cafe
Scooby - I thought I still got Chunky's just a few years ago.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Oh G DV you can go there now, and I am stuck in Wales
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, didn't you know about the cocotene in chocolate?
Diana the Valkyrie - A well know aphrodisiac.
Scooby - Hot Fudge, you're standing in a room, in one corner is Stacie Randall, in the other corner is a pile of chocolate desserts, you can only have one. What do you do?
tinyboy - cokecaine?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Chunky's rings no bells. We have lost so many bars, remember Aztec Di? or 5 boys?
Diana the Valkyrie - What flavour desserts?
Diana the Valkyrie - 5 boys was Frys
tinyboy - Scooby: i'd go for the woman, but it wouldn't be Stacie Randall...It'd be Tina Lockwood!
Scooby - You mean the old MTV v-jay?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Golden Cup, oh so sad. Scooby assuming they were of teh highest quality and stacie would not come close
Scooby - You're a sick man, Hot Fudge!
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I CAN'T HELP IT SOB SOB
tinyboy - What's so sick about it?
Scooby - GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Oh Golden Cup
Diana the Valkyrie - What about you, Scoooby, offered the choice between a lifetime supply of vaseline and a valkyrie?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Di tell me you remember Golden Cup
Diana the Valkyrie - Remind me ...
tinyboy - (tackles Diana instead of the chocolate, only to find himself in a gooey mess of ectoplasma!)
Scooby - I still have no idea what a valkyrie is.
tinyboy - What's the Golden Cup?
tinyboy - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 1:22pm)
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - It was soft golden Caramel (Golden) in a smooth chocolate cup (Cup)
Scooby - Vaseline does no good without a VCR and a good vid.
Diana the Valkyrie - Like Rollo?
Scooby - Hot Fudge, you are describing Rolos.
tinyboy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 1:23pm)
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - We shall never see it's like again altho I suppose Cadbury's caramel has some similarity
tinyboy - damn cable!
Diana the Valkyrie - Give it a good yank, tinyboy
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - No it put Rolos to shame it was bar shaped and so full of caramel it just went everwhere
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Rolos Caramel is not as good
tinyboy - Di: if I did that, I'd find myself without a computer for a month!
Diana the Valkyrie - Nope, never met one. Remember Sherbert Fountains?
Scooby - Hot Fudge, you would like my golden cup.
Scooby - Sherbert Fountains... yes... wasn't he a bass player for Roxy Music?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Di yeah they looked like Dynamite, and space poppers!
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you read, some kld got busted for passing sherbert around in tinfoil? It was only after they got the lab report that they found out it was sherbert
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I think they have all been banned now for looking like or behaving like bombs
Diana the Valkyrie - Snorting sherbert through a liquorice straw
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - It might have an effect. White Sherbet was a bit insipid
Scooby - I'm from St. Louis.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Although we were eating pure sugar, no wonder we brits have no teeth
Scooby - Do you know Prince Charles?
Diana the Valkyrie - So what name does your wife do sessions under, Scooby?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - The weather is wet here
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, but we haven't dated
Scooby - Thunder Thighs.
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe we should put up an advert for her on the web site
Scooby - aka More Cushion for the Pushin'
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - TIME FOR MICHELLE!!!
Scooby - Michelle aka "Fang"
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - GET MICHELLE GET MICHELLE
Diana the Valkyrie - Who?
Scooby - aka "I'd give you a karate chop, but I might break a nail"
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Ho ho, she will gert to read that
Scooby - Hot Fudge, why don't you e-mail Diana Michelles picture and she can post it here.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Now there's a girl who could get a lot for a session
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you heard of Lady Victoria?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - You are tlaking about the woman I like
tinyboy - Well... it's time for me to go back to work! But I don't wanna!
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Yeah Huge Blonde
tinyboy - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 1:30pm)
Scooby - Don't do it Tinyboy!
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm trying to persuade her to have a Message Board
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Good Luck how about Lisa Houston I know her very well
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I know she's here under other names
Diana the Valkyrie - Correct, she'
Diana the Valkyrie - Correct, she's already here
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Yeah but not as Lisa Hous
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - And she is a good wrestler, also very bright and very nice
Scooby - Diana, Jane Bond does not seem to be taking off very well. What happened there?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Well ok she tends not to answer direct questions
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, she said she'd do it, annd it started off briskly, but then, I guess she failed to return from a mission
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - well farir point
Diana the Valkyrie - If there's on action there for a while longer, I'll take the board down.
Scooby - Also, we never got to see pictures.
Diana the Valkyrie - Of who?
Scooby - Jane Bond
Diana the Valkyrie - You have a few dozen of Zee
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, Jane. Well, in her line of work, you don't really want people to have pictures of you, do you?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I like Zee, you couldn't ask for a more honest gal
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I have a lot of time for Zee
Scooby -
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - You could try NIA
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - She would losr her temper on teh message board it would be funny
Scooby -
Diana the Valkyrie - Who?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Also the mostr beautiful female fighter I have ever met
Scooby - Damn, are these pictures not working?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - She is a NY gal does work for Lisa now and then gorgeous, purple eyes, semi pro boxer, just unbeleivable really
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 1:41pm)
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Chinese Hawaian
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 1:41pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, tell her to get in touch, HF, I'll do a Gallery for her.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - E mail her on Dominania1@aol.com
HardbodyPaul - Hey, the lunch time crowd is here!
Scooby - Hey HBP.
HardbodyPaul - Hey, Scooby, did you get that snow that I sent ya?
Scooby - Thanx HBP...
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - She ranks up there amongst the most beautiful women I have ever seen and she boxes, I was in heaven, all Ineeded was belgian chocolate, and waddya know the Plaza has a chocolatier in the lobby
HardbodyPaul - Hey, Nia is that little powerhouse girl in NY, right? Lisa says she can lift very big men. Very strong for a little tyke!
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - She can really do it, she is amazing
Scooby - So Nia has fangs too?
HardbodyPaul - No problem, Scooby. KC seems to be all dug out now.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - No fangs, I mean Michelle is special
HardbodyPaul - You've met Nia then, HF?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - HBP yes I have, anyone who really is into our hobby should do so, otherwise they will never know how good it can be
HardbodyPaul - Cool, HF! Did Nia lift you? If so, how did she do it, and what do you weigh?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - She did and I don't wanna tell you how much I way, well ok 210
Scooby - 210? Have you lost weight?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - and she did not strsain
HardbodyPaul - In what way did Nia lift you?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I lost some and shutup
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - arms round the waste and lift
Scooby - So you're trying to lose for Michelle huh? You wanna look good for all the St. Louis chicks huh?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Well hey she is working out
Scooby - Damn, you musta lost about 30 lbs. I thought you said you were 240 and one point.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - That was a while ago
HardbodyPaul - HF, would you say that Nia would be strong enough to lift you with you sitting on her shoulders?
Scooby - Is this why you can't stop talking about candy bars? Because you're not letting yourself eat any?
HardbodyPaul - Hey, Diana?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Yeah itsa strain but he's worth it I really should work out
Scooby - he's worth it?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hey, HBP
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I mean she
HardbodyPaul - There's no better feeling in the world than being strong yourself, HF!
Scooby - Except gluttony.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Hey I just reang M she is not there
Scooby - That's a pretty good feeling too.
HardbodyPaul - Diana, there may be a female friend of mine joining the chat this coming Sunday.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - HBP yes there is being a cambridge grad, and making 6 figures
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, great, who's that?
Scooby - You tried to call her? You sneaky devil! She's probably at lunch. Have you tried to call her before?
Diana the Valkyrie - Which college?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - No
Scooby - HBP, I think the best feeling is going to a community college and making minimum wage.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Downing
HardbodyPaul - Well, Diana, do you recall me mentioning in here once that I have been corresponding with a girl who lifts weights, seems to be a possible dream girl for me, but is engaged?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, round the backs?
Scooby - Does Micheele have a direct dial phone or do you have to go through the firm operator?
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, me too, Scooby.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, HBP, have you managed to disengage her?
Diana the Valkyrie - The daffodils will be in riot right now.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I don't know who's back you are talking about, but downing is on Regent Street opposite Pizza Hut and dont I know it
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Sccob Via operator
HardbodyPaul - No, Diana, I actually told her that I did not want to be responsible for a breakup between her and her fiance. Too much guilt. But, I encouaged her to come to the chat and she said that she would.
Scooby - What will her name be HBP? Betty?
HardbodyPaul - Are you two talking about Michelle Falsetta.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, I was confused, I thought you said you were a Cambridge graduate. I don't know the Pizza Hut in Regent Street
HardbodyPaul - HeHe, Scooby. No, actually, her name is "Jo", although I'm not sure what name she will be using here.
Scooby - HBP, Michelle is just some chick here at the office.
HardbodyPaul - She's very into bodybuilding!
HardbodyPaul - OH, Scooby. Thanx for the clarification. Do you and HF work together?
Scooby - Nope. Half a world away.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby Doo works alone.
Scooby - But that don't stop him from courting her.
Diana the Valkyrie - Just a dog and his jar
Scooby - jar?!...
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm, that's a very interesting situation. Does Michelle have muscle? What's the deal?
Diana the Valkyrie - Romances do happen - look at Smitty and Crystal, which apparently is still going forward.
Diana the Valkyrie - Jar? Tub? Tube?
Scooby - Nope, Michelle is of oriental persuation. Just picture the chick in the new James Bond film...
Diana the Valkyrie - Bucket?
HardbodyPaul - I haven't seen Crystal in here for quite some time.
Scooby - Only she can't fight.... and she's not quite that tall......... and she's not in the James Bond film......
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, the new James Bond girl is quite awesome. I saw her on Dave Letterman.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Nothing stops Da Fudge
Scooby - Where were you fudge?
HardbodyPaul - Gee, this Michelle sounds perfect.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Not hafl a world
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Emergency snak
Scooby - I'm tellin ya, we should have Diana post her picture here. HF, why don't you send it?
Scooby - She's still all yours.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I was fainting
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - No Gentleman would do that
Diana the Valkyrie - Low carbs, a common problem
Scooby - Then everyone can drool over your chick. You can say you done her.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I've given up bread for lent, and choccy cheese butter marge
HardbodyPaul - HF actually has a pic of our beloved Diana?
Scooby - You can say you got her garter hanging on your rear view mirror
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I left a message on her machine telling her to come to the room she may be watching now
HardbodyPaul - Or some other Diana?
Scooby - Does she know the address?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - No Man has seen Diana
Scooby - How would she have a password?
Scooby - You lie.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Yeh and she has my password she says she has been here before
Scooby - No she hasn't.
Scooby - She'd think you're a freak!
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I don't know when she has had my word for about 3 weeks, lucky for you she don't know what spoo means
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - she has even chatted, you are so busted
Scooby - What was her name? Betty?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Yeah but I don't work with her
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Shit i was building up to that
Scooby - Yeah, but you love her!
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - No I like her
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - HAHAHAHA
Scooby - No you drool over her!
HardbodyPaul - Scooby's pretty quick witted.
Scooby - Michelle, if you're out there... GET IN HERE NOW BABE!!!!
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I was gonna pretend that she was betty, anyway what sort of a freak am I that you aren't, dogboy?
HardbodyPaul - Well, folks, I'm off to work. See ya's!
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 2:10pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, HBP
Scooby - See ya HBP. We're both freaks. There's no difference except you fessed up to it to her.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - well she isn't here obviously but I had you going!!!
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - ITS A wind up dummy, DUH
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Im jerkin your chain
Scooby - Gosh, for a while there, I thought you were serious.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - NONE of it is true
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - You are sooooo gullible
Scooby - boy, you had me going
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I can't remember the last time I had you that good
Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, the word "gullible" isn't in American dictionaries
Scooby - I really thought Michelle was here.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I think I was pretending to be stacie or something
Scooby - DUM DUM, do you really think I would believe that?!?! You lose 30 pounds in one month for a girl you've never met and you're gonna call her and tell her to go chat in the pervy room!
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - can you imagine it it wuz true, if everyone at work KNEW
Diana the Valkyrie - Pervy room?
Scooby - Filled with filthy perverts such as the three of us?!?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I am crackin up here
Diana the Valkyrie - I see no perverts here.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Who'd say anything to get their hands on more pervy material
Diana the Valkyrie - Just a Valkyrie, a dog and a dessert
Scooby - Michelle does not have internet access, goof ball.
Scooby - Only us artsy fartsy folks do.
Scooby - She doesn't evemn have her own phone line.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Well she might at home. Your workplace seems like Nazi germany, can't leave your desks, only bosses get their own rooms etc
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I mean I sometimes spend the wholeday goofing around and do no work
Diana the Valkyrie - You're on a monthly salary, huh?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - i go shopping, read a book do whwat rthe hell i like
Scooby - You should see my office. Huge corner with windows. Second story from the top. Still have yet to spend a full day working.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - No I am self employed but don't like working too hard and charge way over the odds
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe I should think about becoming a lawyer.
Scooby - Princess Diana and rock n roll pictures hanging everywhere. Music blaring. Internet access.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, I thought, the price is too high
Scooby - Video games out the wazoo. free food and drink.
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - I suspect beng a lawyer at Scoobs is no fun, being employed sux
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby's a sixties chick
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Sounds like an English Dole boy
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Hey Scooby you should live here on Welfare you would love it
Diana the Valkyrie - Can you get vaseline on prescription?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Freee Apartment free allowance free healthcare, AND I HAVE TO FUGGIN PAY FOR IT
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe you don't understand what you're buying with that payment, HF
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Oh we better not get started....
Diana the Valkyrie - What's a wazoo?
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Whre Scooby go
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Oh he's gone, his master called
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - Well I better mosey along
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 2:28pm)
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - OOh LALA
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 2:32pm)
Hot Fudge OOzing OOH - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 2:33pm)
Scooby - Y'all still there?
Scooby - Hello?
Diana the Valkyrie - hi
Scooby - Well, that's one disavantage, when an attorney walks in, you gotta pretend to be busy.
Scooby - pardon my absence. Now I can get back to important things.
Diana the Valkyrie - "Quick, lick something"
Scooby - Don't get me started. I plan to be doing plenty of that tonight.
Diana the Valkyrie - You're doing research for the web site
Scooby - So, Diana, did you actually watch any of Rogons tapes while you were converting them?
Diana the Valkyrie - Investigating the possibility of using a chat room for client conferences
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, parts of them
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh yes, She's away.
Scooby - What did you think of them in terms of mixed fighting content? Was there a lot of filler? Do you remember a lot of action? Any teaser for me?
Diana the Valkyrie - leaving you only with the eternal difficult question.
Diana the Valkyrie - Dub or lick
Scooby - Last night was dub night, tonight is lick. Any teaser for me?
Scooby - Man, I can't wait.
Diana the Valkyrie - I certainly don't remember what's on what tape
Scooby - Do you remember seeing any mixed action at all?
Diana the Valkyrie - Lots of stuff in German
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh for sure, loads and loads
Scooby - German, with subtitles? or just plain German?
Diana the Valkyrie - German in german, broadcast to Germany
Scooby - American and British stuff with German overdubs? Or just plain German?
Scooby - Anything with Betty in it?
Diana the Valkyrie - I noticed Wayne's World in German
Diana the Valkyrie - Cop shows in German
Scooby - How does that work? Do their lips move one way while the vioce says another?
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't think I saw any subtitles
Diana the Valkyrie - Lots of Avengers
Diana the Valkyrie - Purdey looking very purdey
Diana the Valkyrie - The voices are dubbed over, the lips are still English
Scooby - Kick ass! Avengers! Diana, do you have access to episodes of the Avengers? I heard somewhere that you can purchase back episodes in England but they are not available in the US?
Diana the Valkyrie - Dunno. If so, wouldn't Rogon already have done it?
Scooby - I am desperately seeking a copy of the episode "You'll Catch Your Death" which featured Linda Thorson as Tara King. I would offer top dollar for a copy of that episode! Rogon said he didn't remember that one.
Diana the Valkyrie - This is your area of expertise, not mine
Scooby - rats. the search continues....
Diana the Valkyrie - They aren't entire episodes, just snippets
Diana the Valkyrie - Write to BBC Enterprises, if they have it, they'll sell it to you
Scooby - Well, I'm only looking for one particular scene. Supposedly Tara is hanging from a bar and takes a guy out with a leg scissors around the head.
Scooby - I think Tara is my favorite.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ask the BBC
Scooby - Actually, whoever I'm watching currently is my favorite.
Scooby - I don't think the BBC would send me the episode. I'm not sure it would be legal since they're not available here.
Diana the Valkyrie - Then find out if they have it, and get Rogon to buy it.
Diana the Valkyrie - www.bbc.co.uk
Diana the Valkyrie - You can phone them.
Scooby - What is their number?
Scooby - Even if they had it, wouldn't it be in PAL?
Diana the Valkyrie - Find it on the web site, Scooby. Yes, PAL
Scooby - Well, I had better get back to work. I'll drop by later. Thanks for the chat.
Diana the Valkyrie - Toodles
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 2:57pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - 3:45pm
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 3:45pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Joanne
JoanneK - Hi, Diana. I'm the one who was in here last night as Muscle Girl.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, now I recognise you! Trouble is, musclegirl is a name that gets used a lot.
JoanneK - I'm sure it does. I did have MsGoodBody, but I'm sure that is too common as well.
Diana the Valkyrie - I've not seen that used before
Diana the Valkyrie - Joanne's fine, though
JoanneK - You know, it was funny. I told my boyfriend I was chatting with you.
JoanneK - He said, "With DIANA???? THE VALKYRIE!!!????"
Diana the Valkyrie - Heh heh heh. Did he wet himself?
JoanneK - It sure sounded like it. He was so shocked and suprised. I guess he didn't think you are on these chat rooms.
JoanneK - Oh, so you think Ms.GoodBody would be unique then?
Diana the Valkyrie - But it's my chat room!
yoyo - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 3:51pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Goodbody would be unique, but Joanne sounds friendlier
JoanneK - I know it's your chat room. But, he was acting like you're some famous Hollywood starlette or doesn't have time for this or something.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, yoyo
yoyo - good afternoon ladies
JoanneK - Hi, Yo Yo! How are ya?
Diana the Valkyrie - I guess he doesn't know me as well as he thought he did.
yoyo - i'm all right joanna
JoanneK - I think he just looks at the pictures and reads the stories. He doesn't read about what's going on.
JoanneK - Hey, babe. The name is Joanne.
Diana the Valkyrie - This website is also a social club
Diana the Valkyrie - On the Message Boards, and in the chat room, there's a community here
JoanneK - It's a great social club. It's also a great web site!
yoyo - sorry m'lady
JoanneK - That's okay, yo.
JoanneK - Now, Diana..if you were to put up my gallery, wouldn't there be tons of other women wanting one too? Ya know, non-famous bodybuilders like myself?
TomNine - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 3:54pm)
TomNine - Ladies, yo.
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know, Joanne. But I've juust started to order a new server, which will have 50,000 megabytes of space on it.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, T9
JoanneK - Hi, Tom!
yoyo - it is yoyo look what ya did joanna ....oops joanne
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't require that people be famous to get a gallery here
JoanneK - Well, I did notice that you have some women who are far from being bodybuilders and they have galleries.
JoanneK - Sorry, Yo Yo!
yoyo - so joanne you're a fbb how about some stats!!
TomNine - Yo, yoyo!
yoyo - what the dealio tom9
JoanneK - Yo Yo, I have been doing this off and on for a year. I'm 5'1", 125 lbs., 12" biceps, 24" thighs, 25" waist. Anything else? Oh, 36" chest.
Diana the Valkyrie - True; the East Wing isn't just for FBBs, though. I also have wrestlers, fitness women and anyone else I feel is right for the site.
yoyo - so diana will JoanneK ge gracing the walls of your gallery
JoanneK - Need to increase the biceps to 15" (if I can do it naturally, will not do 'roids!)
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know, yoyo, I don't have any pics of her
JoanneK - In 5 months, my biceps went from 10 1/2" to 12", so I think I'm doing rather well for somone who hasn't been following her routine consistently.
yoyo - yo joanne you forgot age ,round it off if you need to
JoanneK - Age - 27
JoanneK - Anyway, Yo Yo, my main concern is decreasing my body fat %.
TomNine - Joanne, I think your gallery would be very popular, especially if you frequent the coffee lounge.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 4:00pm)
yoyo - hey joanne you can stillpack on another 20lbs and don't neglect the rest of your body it ain't only about biceps
JoanneK - Tom, it depends on how I develop within the next 6 months. Most of you guys seem to like the huge women and I'm not huge.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yo, Scooby
Diana the Valkyrie - Not so, Joanne, different folks like different strokes. Huge isn'[t the only way to go.
TomNine - Scoobs!
yoyo - yo scoob checked out your message board ,where do you find all those movies
JoanneK - Yes, I know it isn't only about biceps. I want an overall muscular look which I am getting rather easily.
Scooby - No, Joanne, I like em tall and lean! No big muscles and no veins.
JoanneK - Diana, well I know one thing - I'm definitely not as small as some of the fitness competitors.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby just sniffs them out with his big cold wet nose
JoanneK - Scooby, I don't like the veins either. But that only happens when a woman gets to a ridiculously low body fat %
Scooby - All I know is the stronger they are, the more it hurts when I get whacked with the newspaper.
Scooby - How tall are you Joanne?
Diana the Valkyrie - pshshshshsht
JoanneK - Scooby, 5'1"
TomNine - getting your biceps from 12" to 15" is a longterm project. Good luck with it.
JoanneK - Not tall enough for you, Scoob!
Diana the Valkyrie - What breed of dog are you, Scooby?
JoanneK - Us short chicks are pretty darn strong though!
JoanneK - Tom, yes, I know it is going to take some hard work. I'm ready for it!!!
yoyo - hey joanne where you from......scooby is one badmother f$%^#&in dawg
TomNine - Betty isn't a body builder at all, and we all adore her!
JoanneK - I am from Chicago. Nice weather we're having!
Diana the Valkyrie - Betty's brilliant!
yoyo - yo tom9 betty who?
JoanneK - Who is Betty?
JoanneK - Yo Yo, where are you from?
yoyo - montreal and it is snowing as we speak
JoanneK - My company was closed yesterday and today! Yee Haaaaaa!
yoyo - then why ain't you at the gym girl!!!!
JoanneK - Because my back is killing me from shoveling snow! What a joke that was!
Diana the Valkyrie - We didn't get any snow at all this year
yoyo - c'mon girl ,no pain no gain,don't your man do the shoveling
JoanneK - Lucky you, Diana!
JoanneK - I should have had you come over to my house and shovel my driveway!
yoyo - that is your loss dianna how can you have x-mas without the white stuff
JoanneK - Yo Yo, I helped him shovel. I was afraid he might have a heart attack or something if he did it all himself.
Diana the Valkyrie - When you've shovelled it all up, wrap it in newspaper and send it over here
Diana the Valkyrie - I guess they managed in Bethlehem without it.
JoanneK - Do any of the guys here workout?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 4:13pm)
yoyo - yo girl get your man to the gym with you then
Scooby - Ignore my e-mail Diana
Scooby - Joanne, how tall are you?
JoanneK - I tried getting him to go the gym with me. He said he'll get too aroused seeing me pumping the weight. Hee hee.
JoanneK - Geez, Scoob, this is the third time I'm telling my height! 5'1"! Too short for you.
yoyo - but you cant pass our new commercialized x-mas without niege(french 4 snow)
Scooby - Yep. Still, Gillian Anderson is short!
TomNine - Most of us on the site are with your boyfriend on the gym thing.
JoanneK - Gillian Anderson is cool. However, she ain't no body builder!
yoyo - scully rules!!!!!!cant wait for the flic cancer man all the way!!!!
Scooby - Me, I just sniff and lick myself.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yoyo, for commercialised Xmas, you can use fake plastic snow just fine.
JoanneK - Tom, oh about the arousal thing?
Scooby - yoyo, do they have season 5 in Europe?
JoanneK - Yeah, I think we all knew Cigarette Smoking Man was still alive.
TomNine - Yes, Joanne. We'd only go to the gym to ogle the ladies.
JoanneK - Diana, how do you find time to keep with all of this?
yoyo - dont know what you mean ,ithink they only have seasons for fashion collections over dere
TomNine - Joanne, is your goal to compete as a bodybuilder?
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm a Valkyrie, we get to have 32 hours in every day
JoanneK - Tom, there's gotta be some guys who are on this web site who love working out as much as the women they admire.
JoanneK - Funny, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - HBP is one of those guys
JoanneK - Even 32 hours per day wouldn't be enough for everything you do.
JoanneK - Who is HBP? Tom, my goal is to get a muscular as I can NATURALLY.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 4:20pm)
TomNine - Joanne, a few like to work out, like HardbodyPaul.
Scooby -
yoyo - yo joanne love to run but hate to "pump"weight cant stand the joe muscle heads
JoanneK - What happened to this room?
Scooby - I'm in llluuuuurrrve.
yoyo - yo scoob raaaaaaar!!!!!
Scooby - Those lips! Those.....those........lips!
TomNine - Paul is about your size too, Joanne.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby froze it with that pic.
yoyo - yo to9 hbp is that small i thought he was a big guy!!
Diana the Valkyrie - When that happens, hit the "Resume" link
TomNine - Scoobs, Gillian is out and Seven of Nine is in!
Scooby - Just hard, not big.
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 4:23pm)
yoyo - gotta luv scooby for those scooby snacks
Scooby - When that happens, hit the "View Gillian" link.
JoanneK - Geez, I didn't know what happened when that picture came up. My screen went blank.
Scooby - No way Tom. That's for trekky nerds!
TomNine - I think Paul is like 5'5", 160 lbs.
JoanneK - I know who Paul is.
yoyo - hey diana andrull logging on today
JoanneK - He's 5'7", 157 lbs.!
Scooby - Ah yes! You must be the infamous Jo!
JoanneK - What????
Diana the Valkyrie - Dunno, yoyo, I think she's still in the US
yoyo - 7 of 9 trekky or not rocks!!!!!!!
JoanneK - Scoob, has he been talking about me on here or something?
yoyo - they dont got pc's there
JoanneK - Scoob???
TomNine - Joanne, did Paul recruit you from AWA?
yoyo - coffe lounge drama is hbp an admirer of joanneK,is diana scoob long lost sister
JoanneK - No, he found me on the alt.weights newgroup.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 4:28pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby's a dog, I'm a Valkyrie, how could I be his sister?
Scooby - Diana, do you keep bumping me?
yoyo - hey scoob how about one more snack before i jet
JoanneK - Well, Scooby....has HBP been talking about me on here or on the message boards? I can look at the archives to find out.
victim - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 4:29pm)
yoyo - please diana play along ,dont you know anything can happen in soaps
JoanneK - Tom, why does Paul go around "recruiting" unsuspecting, young, females or something?
victim - hi, everybody
JoanneK - Hi victim.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Scoob, I'm not touching you
yoyo - yo victim.....hey scooby how about that snack
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi,, victim
Diana the Valkyrie - yoyo, the best soap is this chatroom
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 4:31pm)
victim - snacks? you mean dog sticks or bones?
JoanneK - Boy, I love the way you guys tease me with this HBP stuff and then you won't tell me the rest! Diana, do you know anything?
Diana the Valkyrie - Will Crystal get Smitty's trousers down?
Scooby - Joanne, I keep getting booted before I can say anything. HBP just said that you might be dropping by on Sunday.
yoyo - till tommorow y'all same bat time same bat channel
Diana the Valkyrie - I know nozzings
JoanneK - That's it? You called me the "infamous Jo", so I figured he must have said more.
yoyo - YO !!!!scoob how about a scully snack
Scooby - Joanne, where arwe you from? Missouri?
JoanneK - Oh, come on, diana. You know everything.
Scooby - Yes! yoyo, coming right up! Give me 2 seconds!
yoyo - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 4:33pm)
JoanneK - Scoob, I am from Chicago.
Diana the Valkyrie - My lips are sealed
Diana the Valkyrie - Wild horses couldn't
JoanneK - So, Diana, Paul must have said more about me.
Diana the Valkyrie - I know nozzings
JoanneK - Well, all I have to do is look in the chat archives, don't I...
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby, you have a traffic jam in Alter.net, that's why you have flaky connectivity
JoanneK - Scoob, how about a Mulder snack!
Diana the Valkyrie - That's what they're there for, Joanne
JoanneK - Good. I'll have to see what this boy is saying about me if anything.
victim - is scoob on his x-files trip again?
JoanneK - Diana, do you have any idea what Paul looks like?
Diana the Valkyrie - He's 5'5", fit, and very good looking
JoanneK - victim, sure seems that way.
victim - hard body
JoanneK - How do you know he's very good looking?
Diana the Valkyrie - He just needs a Valkyrie to take care of him
Diana the Valkyrie - He told me so.
JoanneK - Ohhhhhh.
Diana the Valkyrie - Besides, we only allow good-looking me on this web site
TomNine - Joanne, Paul has a story in the library you might find interesting.
Diana the Valkyrie - And dogs
JoanneK - Tom, I read the story.
TomNine - Woof! Woof!
Diana the Valkyrie - pshshshshsht
JoanneK - Well, I'm going to go check out the chat archives.
Diana the Valkyrie - All human life is there
JoanneK - See you all later.
Diana the Valkyrie - And a few others, too
Diana the Valkyrie - bye
victim - bye, jo
TomNine - Keep to the main roads, Joanne.
victim - is scoob lost in virtual space?
Diana the Valkyrie - I think he has connectivity problems
TomNine - I think he's searching for more Gillian pics.
victim - digging for skull....errr...scully pix
TomNine - The babe is out there.
victim - where does he find alle the pics? www.dogsheaven.com?
TomNine - I'm wandering off myself, see ya vic, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye
victim - cya, t9
TomNine - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 4:50pm)
Bar Six - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 4:51pm)
victim - hi, b6
Bar Six - I used to love Bar Six they made a comeback a few years ago
Diana the Valkyrie - Never heard of them
victim - I only know B 52īs
Bar Six - As a boy i was often farmed out to relatives for the day as my mother used to work. Each aunt great aunt uncle or whatever would have a particular bar that they would favour and which I'd get. Amazingly they would insist that each others choice was terrible and only theirs were acceptable for a young chap. Thus each bar is imbued with great nostalgia
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby sent me an email, he's got WWW problems.
Diana the Valkyrie - "I'm a sad puppy"
Diana the Valkyrie - He sends his love
Bar Six - Golden Cup was highly regarded. Mars was a meal in itself, milky way thought most respectable
victim - seems to be an illness. my server broke down last night
Bar Six - Jelly tots considered better than fruit itself (purged of all those harmful germs) almost as good as a "Jube" which was what they all called sort of giant jelly tots
Diana the Valkyrie - Mars .............. yum
victim - Ares...yum
Bar Six - ah the simple pleasures of the confectionary counter would that those were my only vices
Diana the Valkyrie - Always good to have two strings to your bow
victim - b6, is this cut and paste or spontaneous inspiration?
Bar Six - And a lot cheaper than the first class air travel posh hotels, high class tarts and fighitng women that drain my bank account these days
Diana the Valkyrie - You could travel second class, that would help a bit
Bar Six - And the truth is that these other pleasures are really no greater than those simple and honestly engendered by a little milk, glucose, sugar and thick thick chocolate
victim - Amen!
Bar Six - My ass is too big for econonmy and yes I do travel business now
victim - pax vobiscum
Diana the Valkyrie - So you don't have to cut out the necessities of life
Bar Six - London is the high class tart capital of the world, it's the Arabs I suppose
Diana the Valkyrie - What determines the class of a tart?
Bar Six - Et cum spiritu tuo, Victim
Bar Six - How smart the tart is
victim - in nomine patri, et filii et spiriti sancti
Diana the Valkyrie - Smarter ones charge more, you mean?
Bar Six - I think we have it all Mass Backwards Victim
Bar Six - DV as a rule the better looking better dressed ones charge more
Diana the Valkyrie - Bit like lawyers, really
Bar Six - They belong to posh agencies which have websites with their pictures on
Bar Six - Like Lawyers
victim - but unlike lawyers, they win more often
Bar Six - English Lawyers up to now have always won because they always get paid
Bar Six - They get paid more for less
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 5:12pm)
Bar Six - Well i have worn you all out so I am off I may give Scoober Trooper a call
Scooby - Kick ass!!! I'm back!!!
Scooby - I.S. Cant' Stop me!!!
victim - wb. a bit pale, scoob
Bar Six - Now I don't have to, Scoober Trooper is here
Scooby - What's up Bar Six?
Diana the Valkyrie - WB, Scooby
Scooby - Michelle said she got your voice message....
Bar Six - Well I was getting worrried was gonna give you a call, did M say that she got my call on her machine
Bar Six - DId she like it
Scooby - yep, I'll tell you her reaction in detail as soon as you post the latest tapes to Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - She liked the suggestions
Bar Six - I get it WB is welcome back, took me a while
Diana the Valkyrie - She just wasn't sure if they were feasible
Bar Six - I just posted them, what did she say?
Scooby - Gotcha by the balls, don't I?
Diana the Valkyrie - WB is IRCspeak for Welcome Back
Bar Six - You did until about 2 hrs ago but I posted them already
Scooby - Posted what?
Scooby - What's up, victim?
Diana the Valkyrie - So the balls are on the other foot now
Bar Six - You shouldn't be admitting impediments to the marriage of true minds
Scooby - Oh, the tapes?!?!?
Diana the Valkyrie - What he means is, don't get between Scooby and his vaseline
victim - nothing, i listen, scoob
Scooby - Kick Ass! ....wait a second...... how do I know this isn't justy a cheap ploy to get me to telll you what Michelle said.....
Bar Six - I occupy a most elevated social position
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 5:18pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - He's a lawyer, lawyers aren't cheap
victim - who is michelle?
Scooby - That pink sucked!
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, you're the *head* lift attendant at Harrods?
Scooby - So you posted tapes today? Okay, I tell you about Michelle....
victim - it did
Bar Six - Maybe it's me but the colours are different
Diana the Valkyrie - It's your monitor
Scooby - She called me when she got back from lunch and said she received a voice message from you. She was getting an ice-cream cone with one of her friends. I don't remember what flavor it was...wait a second... I don't think she even told me what flavor it was...
Bar Six - Or my brain, do you smell toast?
Scooby - Actually I'm not even sure which place she went to to get the ice cream cone, but that's where she was when you called and she wasn't there...
Diana the Valkyrie - Could it have been pistachio?
Bar Six - That's a tumour joke
Bar Six - I have a fine sense of tumour
Bar Six - Did she have fudge sauce?
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 5:22pm)
victim - diana, time for your famous ice-cream cone torture....non, wait.. it was a banana...my fault
JoanneK - So where the hell is this archive of Paul telling you about me?
Scooby - Anyway, she gets back and she gets your message. Then she calls me and says"I got a voice message from Rogon"... well she didn't actually say "Rogon", she used you real name but I'm not gonna say your real name here because I wanna respect your privacy since you hold a position of such stature.
Bar Six - Hey JK, aren't you famous are you a BB
victim - wb, jo
Bar Six - Elevation
JoanneK - Nope. But, I do lift weights.
Diana the Valkyrie - He's a lift attendant
Scooby - So anyway, I'm like "Yeah, he said he was calling you but you weren't there, we were just in the chatroom" and she's like "He sounded like he thought I was going to be there" and I'm like "Well I told him we were going to chat on Thursday I wonder if he got confused and thought I said Tuesday"...
JoanneK - Anyway, Paul is a little obsessive.
Bar Six - Jk do you do martial arts at all?
JoanneK - Bar, I have tried martial arts. I do enjoy it. I want to get into kickboxing.
Scooby - ...and she's like "Yeah that could be it" and I'm like "Or maybe I accidently told him Tuesday when I meant Thursday" and she's all like "that could be too"...
Bar Six - Scoob you said today, you bloody did
Scooby - ...uh-oh, did Jo mention kickboxing.... well we've lost Bar6's attention for a while.
Bar Six - JK which martial arts have you done, would you do american kickboxing or Muay Thai
Scooby - Bar, I apologize! I meant to say we're getting together on Thursday for lunch at 12:30 - 1:30. We always get together on Thursdays {;-)
Bar Six - No you haven't get on with it, God you are like lurcio iin "Up Pompei"
Bar Six - She say anything else?
Diana the Valkyrie - I doubt if they get Frankie Howard there
Scooby - ... um...okay... where was I? oh yeah, right, so I'm like "Didja kinda enjoy getting a message from someone in another country?" and she's all "Yeah, it's always cool to hear the accent" and I'm like "Is this the first time he's tried to call you at the office (he asks knowingly)" and she goes "yes"....
Bar Six - You never know
Bar Six - If not it will just confuse him and that is good enough
Scooby - ....um....where was I going with this?...
Scooby - What was the question?
Bar Six - You were gonna give me some major insight into her thinking
Diana the Valkyrie - WHat accent?
Scooby - OH YEAH! THINKING!!!! um... okay....
Scooby - hell, Rogon.... I don't know how chicks think.
Bar Six - I think my Welsh cambridge accent
Bar Six - Wel what she thinks
Scooby - Y'know Diana, that really silly accent that all you foreigners have....
Bar Six - I AM NODDA FOREIGNER YOU DAM REBEL COLONIAL BASTUD
Scooby - Okay what Michelle thinks... well, I think that she thinks that you think she's cute.
victim - dont zay zat twize
Bar Six - Yes
Diana the Valkyrie - Diana the Valkyrie is listening, fascinated
Bar Six - Is that it?
Scooby - What are you really getting at here Rogon? Do you want to know if she'll go out with you when you come to the states?
Diana the Valkyrie - A Welsh butterball trying to pick up a Hern woman on the advice of a dog
Bar Six - Well there are a number of problems with that hypothesis, the main one is that I am going on the fact that she is cute and has a nice phone voice and a kind of cute sort of ditzy personality
Diana the Valkyrie - A ditzy Hern
Scooby - Pacer just walked in the room. Whatta babe!
Scooby - So you want me to set up a blind date here? Play cupid?
Bar Six - The other is that she has no idea of what I look like although she knows my job qualifications alma mater and approximate earnings
victim - scusi, diana. what is Hern?
Diana the Valkyrie - Be careful, B6, we *know* that Scooby is a dog
Diana the Valkyrie - Hern = American, it's the noise they make when they speak
Bar Six - Scooby you have been playing cupid since day one I have your e mail to prove it. DV you are showing your age that is a goon expression
Scooby - Bar 6, you have seen 2 pictures of her. You know what the inevitable is.....
victim - thanx. wow!
Bar Six - What now we have sex?
Scooby - What did I say in my first e-mail?
Bar Six - That you had some cute gal looking for a date and did I want a photo which you sent me, along with Pacer's and everyone elses
Diana the Valkyrie - Peter Sellers, actually
Scooby - She's gonna wanna see what you look like. And for good sakes, DON'T SMILE in the picture! I know all you British don't have any teeth!
Bar Six - I see
Scooby - JUST SHITTIN WITH YA! LIGHTEN UP!!!!
Bar Six - Right well we'll forget that then, maybe I'll just be freinds
Bar Six - I'm light, oops no I m not!
Scooby - I have an idea! Why don't you send me your picture. Being as I'm a graphic designer, I'll put your photo into PhotoShop and... touch it up a bit. You know, get rid of a few moles, take off a few pounds, get rid of your sideburns...
Diana the Valkyrie - Enhance it a bit
Bar Six - Anyway If I went out with her she'd have to do fightin with me and thus she would learn our secret
Scooby - What if she wouldn't fight? Would you still be interested in her? This is a true test of love?
Scooby - Still with us, victim?
Bar Six - they all do all women will do what it takes to turn you on, they like doing it
victim - still here
Scooby - Well, the chicks here aren't quite as subserviant as the chicks in Wales.
Bar Six - I have never much been secretive about it not one has ever cut up rough about it
Bar Six - I guarantee that no woman would ever object, try your wife you will be surprised
Scooby - When you get here, we'll go over to East St. Louis, Illinois. There you will find several women who will beat the living shit out of you and then take your wallet.
Scooby - You won't even have to ask.
Bar Six - How big is st louis then if the east is in Illinois
Bar Six - Sounds like Pammy
victim - sounds like betty
Scooby - You just need to look at them. Rog, St. Louis is right on the riverfront. I can see miles into Illinios from my window.
Scooby - Diana, you still there?
Diana the Valkyrie - Here
Bar Six - Wow if you had a war with Il the Illinotions wouod be right on top of you
Scooby - Diana, if I were to e-mail you a picture of the view from my office, could you post it here real quick?
Diana the Valkyrie - Sure
Scooby - People from Illinois are like....well... what you might think of Greeks or Turks.
Scooby - Diana, what kind of file should I scan it as? bmp? tif?
Diana the Valkyrie - Scan it as anything, them make a JPG
Bar Six - But you are a Floridian?
Scooby - Okay everyone, bare with me, I'm scanning my kick ass view...
Diana the Valkyrie - Bare what with you?
Scooby - Okay, now I need to open it up and save it as a jpg.
Scooby - Still with me everyone?
sub - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 5:56pm)
Scooby - Okay, now I'm gonna e-mail it to Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Right
victim - hi sub
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, sub
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana. hi guys
Diana the Valkyrie - Steve did the story.
sub - already? wow!
Scooby - Okay diana, I just sent it to you.
Diana the Valkyrie - But ...
Scooby - Hey sub
sub - uh oh
Diana the Valkyrie - I told him it wasn't good enough, and he has to do better
Scooby - Bar Six, you there?
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm not as easy to please as Dom is
sub - You're a tough critic, Lovely Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - And I can count feet
victim - do you lecture the stories you get posted, dian? or just judge them by good or bad?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 6:00pm)
SW46810 (Steve) - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 6:00pm)
sub - wb Scoob
sub - hi Steve
SW46810 (Steve) - Hello, my exaulted friends! My humble hello, sweet Diana.
Bar Six - ok
victim - hi steve
Diana the Valkyrie - Generally, I don't pass judgement on stories. But Steve was writing it as a penance for being naughty
Scooby - Diana, did you get my picture?
Scooby - Hi Steve!
SW46810 (Steve) - Sub: I wrote the story. Thanks for your research hint.
SW46810 (Steve) - Scooby: You're in the story, too.
Diana the Valkyrie - One moment, scooby
sub - np, Steve. Diana says you have some revisions to do
SW46810 (Steve) - Hi, victim!
Scooby - sub, you will have to let me know if you're corner office is as cool as mine.
SW46810 (Steve) - sub: Tis true. Diana demands a lot of pennance!
sub - Scoob, i don't have an office. i have to mingle with the working people
victim - what have you done, steve?
Scooby - ???
Scooby - You mean ... you don't have your own bathroom? closet? windows?
Scooby - a door to close?
sub - not one of those things, Scoob
SW46810 (Steve) - victim: I overstepped the bounds of Valkyrie patience. I was given a task of repentence which is now half completed.
Scooby - personal maid service?
Diana the Valkyrie -
Rhett - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 6:06pm)
SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: Are you going to post my story?
Scooby - My kick ass corner office!
Diana the Valkyrie - When it's finished, if it's good, yes
sub - nice, Scoob. hi Rhett
Rhett - Hello to all of you in this room
Diana the Valkyrie - Wow, Scooby's one big important doggie!
SW46810 (Steve) - Hi, Rhett...welcome.
victim - hi rhett. nice view, scooby.
Diana the Valkyrie - Musta done some serious licking to get there, Scooby
Bar Six - Is that grey thing with TWA on it a building or a crashed plane? Cool Office
Scooby - Hi Rhett! thanks for the post Diana. Unfortunately, bar six seems to have dozed off.
Scooby - That's where the St, Louis Rams play.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby
victim - i think itīs a wing. he shot the pictures from a plane.
Rhett - Scooby Doo where are you?
Scooby - St. Louis Mo
SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: I shall complete the story tonight, complete with dramatic "climax." Hope you like it as much as I like you.
Bar Six - Ok Folks, I am off
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 6:10pm)
sub - cya BS
Bar Six - See Ya fellas
victim - btw, steve: where is the limit of a Valkyrieīs patienece (just curious)?
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, B6
Scooby - Well kids, it's time to go home and watch 12 hours of "THE BRITISH ARE COMING"!!!!!!
Bar Six - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 6:11pm)
SW46810 (Steve) - Seeya B6
Scooby - See ya later!
sub - cya Scooby
SW46810 (Steve) - Scooby: Only James Bond can last that long!
Scooby - Diana, think of me!!!
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Mar 10 6:12pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Corner office!
Diana the Valkyrie - Faugh
sub - basement closet, more likely
sub - or kennel
Diana the Valkyrie - With periscopes?
Diana the Valkyrie - You have to mingle with the mulltitudes, sub?
SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: For whom are you showing contempt?
Diana the Valkyrie - Whichever fool gave Scooby a corner office to lick himself in
sub - yes, i'm afraid so, Beautiful Diana. somebody has to make sure they're working
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, you're the guy with the whip?
SW46810 (Steve) - Whoa! You mean Scooby works? I thought all in this room were independently wealthy and full time servants and practitioners of the arts.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, only you, Steve
SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: I am far from independently wealthy...but I serve you without hesitation.
sub - in a sense, Glorious Diana. i mostly plead with them
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, you grovel them into submission.
sub - it works, most of the time
Diana the Valkyrie - Threaten them with sonnets
SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: sub stands for Super Understanding of Busines.
sub - i am not so cruel as that, Lovely Diana
SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: Instead of a sonnet, a homosapien with a woman upon it.
sub - nice of you to say that, Steve
SW46810 (Steve) - sub: reading the archives last night gave me an appreciation for your skills!
Diana the Valkyrie - One frown from Dom and they'd soon be sorted out
SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: Who is this Dom you smile upon?
Diana the Valkyrie - A firend of sub's
sub - thanks, Steve. i'm sure that Dom is a much more effective manager than i, Mighty Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - You don't know about the Other Love Story?
SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: No! But I sense a story might be forthcoming from it.
sub - or another voyage through the archives
SW46810 (Steve) - sub: That is a trip that stretches the imagination! Must admit it was FUN.
Diana the Valkyrie - The sub/Dom story, still unfolding
SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: Will you forgive me before I begin the final chapter of THE STORY?
Diana the Valkyrie - Steve wants advance absolution.
victim - sorry to disturb. diana, how much is 115 lbs. in kilos?
sub - unlikely, Steve
Diana the Valkyrie - 52
Diana the Valkyrie - Valkyarie, web-spinner and calculator
victim - wow. and 5 ft 8īī in metres? sorry.
sub - all rolled into one magnificent, muscular package
Diana the Valkyrie - 1.75
victim - thank you very much. sounds skinny.
SW4689 (Steve) - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 6:33pm)
victim - wb, steve.
SW4689 (Steve) - EGADS! AOl kicked me off...and then wouldn't let me sign back on with my same name. All kinds of cruelty enacted on me. Diana, you had nothing to do with this, I hope!
Diana the Valkyrie - Moi? Never.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ask Rhys what happens when I kick you!
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana: Thank you my most kind Valkyrie. Will you officially forgive me before I begin the final chapter of THE STORY?
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana: Please!
Diana the Valkyrie - Talk to a catholic, Steve. First penance, then forgiveness
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana: How about half-penance, and half-forgiveness. A kind of downpayment of your faith in me.
victim - good concept
SW4689 (Steve) - victim: Don't encourage her! We're talking about my life here!!
victim - somebody told me, being killed by a valkyrie can lead to valhalla
SW4689 (Steve) - victim: 'Tis true...but I am not noble enough a warrior to be killed by her.
Diana the Valkyrie - You think a Valkyrie would do things by halves?
sub - maybe half a carrot
Diana the Valkyrie - You think Steve would prefer a carrot?
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana: Maybe a soccer match?
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana: Without your approval I'm a vegetable!
Diana the Valkyrie - Boiled or stir-fried?
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana: Fried and denied and all hurt inside.
Diana the Valkyrie - But think how clean you'll feel when you earn redemption
sub - perhaps just lightly poached, Beautiful Diana
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana: Yes, that thought will keep me going through the hurtful hours when I feel I have betrayed you and not received your forgiveness.
Diana the Valkyrie - No pain, no gain
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana: No Valkyrie, no joyforme.
victim - ask sub, steve
SW4689 (Steve) - victim: Ask sub what...did Diana once snub him?
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana likes sub...and you, too. She just doesn't care about me much.
victim - about the no-pain-no-gain-concept
SW4689 (Steve) - sub: What about it?
sub - Steve, obedience and service to Diana, or One like Her, is its own reward
SW4689 (Steve) - sub: So true. But to serve her poorly is its own curse.
SW4689 (Steve) - sub: You see Diana will not forgive me...even after this smashing story I wrote her. I'm afraid nothing I do will satisfy her.
sub - one must always strive to improve, Steve, but guys like us can never hope to be wholly satisfactory
Diana the Valkyrie - Email sub the story, see what he thinks.
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana: I don't know how to do that.
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana: I think sub would love the story. He is familiar with the Betty episode.
victim - what is the main theme o your story, steve?
SW4689 (Steve) - victim: Betty and Rhys had a six day chatroom tete a tete. I told a story about it.
victim - ah, betty and rhys...always tineresting dialogues.
SW4689 (Steve) - victim: It includes multi-colored breasts and biker sex!
victim - interesting
SW4689 (Steve) - Diana: Can you send a copy to victim and Sub?
victim - Iīm a poor judge, steve. iīm not a native speaker
SW4689 (Steve) - victim: No problem, I'm not a native writer!
sub - Steve, are you saying you don't know how to email, or do you just need my address?
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/stories/rhys01.txt
SW4689 (Steve) - sub: I've got the story in an e-mail to Diana. Maybe I can transfer it to you. If you're willing to give me your e-mail, I'll try it now.
Diana the Valkyrie - Click on that
sub - yes, Highness
SW46810( Steve) - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 7:02pm)
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: Forget the question...I wouldn't understand the answer.
Diana the Valkyrie - Valkyarie magic, Steve
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: You are very FRUSTRATING at times!
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll work on it, Steve
victim - kind of funny, steve, especially in the middle. but it lacks of spice, i think.
Diana the Valkyrie - There's an implication there that sometimes I'm not frustrating, I can fix that
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: Don't, really. It just is one more thing that endears you to me.
SW46810( Steve) - victim: You read it that fast?
SW46810( Steve) - Geez, I'm up against powerful mental forces in this room. I'm glad my publisher isn't as tough as you all!!!
armfan - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 7:07pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - yo
SW46810( Steve) - armfan: High bicept lover!
victim - hi arm
sub - very well-researched, Steve, but unsatisfying. this is just the prologue. what about the main event?
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you sub, *exactly* what I said.
SW46810( Steve) - sub: Did you take that cue from Diana? OK....I'll write in the CLIMAX!
Diana the Valkyrie - It's an introduction, not a story
armfan - my third day in a row
sub - hi arm
Diana the Valkyrie - No, he came to the same conclusion because he read the same text.
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: Gee us academics have to spread out our articles to get tenure, you know.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yeah, tell me about it
SW46810( Steve) - Well, I guess if victim, sub and Diana all agree that more is needed...then I must go back to the keyboard and reveal the sordid ending to all this. I hope Rhys and Betty will not find it disagreeable.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Steve, it isn't what victim and sub say, it's what I say.
armfan - somebody should tell Steve that biceps is written without a t
sub - your object here is to please Diana, and to hell with the rest of us, Steve
victim - wait till you get private messages from betty, steve.
armfan - or is it your personal stile
Diana the Valkyrie - In German
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: Touche! But it is very touching to see how your servants see the world as through your eyes. Such devotion should be satisfying.
SW46810( Steve) - armfan: PLEASE! No more criticism...I'm awash in embarassment already.,
armfan - victim: i received private messages from Betty. I recovered in the hospital
Diana the Valkyrie - They aren't my servants, Steve, and they see the same thing I see because they're looking at the same thing.
SW46810( Steve) - victim: Good point about Betty...DIANA: Maybe you better not publish the story after all.
Diana the Valkyrie - That';s a risk I'm prepared to take
victim - youīll get quite a bunch of quotations, steve
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: But how can a mortal see with mortals eyes what a Valkyrie sees with the eyes of a Goddess?
victim - unwarranted
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: A risk YOU'RE prepared to take! I hope you're willing to protect me from that bikerbully!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - It doesn't take a keen eye to spot a blue sky
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: But it takes a Valkyrie's eye to know when the sky is the limit.
SW46810( Steve) - victim: I might be taking over your screen name in actual fact.
victim - HEY!
Diana the Valkyrie - Uh-oh
SW46810( Steve) - <---woe is me! Caught between a Biker and a Valykrie.
Diana the Valkyrie - sub, you still got that pickle jar?
victim - Listen, err...hmmm....hehehe...very good story, steve. Leave it as it is.
sub - lucky Steve
armfan - I've got a lawyer looking after my name
SW46810( Steve) - victim: I just meant that I might become a victim.
sub - i do, Displeased Diana
victim - why donīt you call you a sub?
armfan - you might want to become a victim
SW46810( Steve) - armfan: Not I, my fine friend. As a male we are victim enough!!!
armfan - betty's got colored breasts?
SW46810( Steve) - armfan: Tis true, taken from her dialogue on March 1st.
armfan - that's strange
SW46810( Steve) - armfan: What's even stranger is how it got Rhys off!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Rhys has good taste.
armfan - why?
victim - he even begged betty to write a story in english
SW46810( Steve) - I don't know Rhys but he sounds like quite an interesting guy.
tinyboy - logged on. --- (Tue Mar 10 7:23pm)
tinyboy - Hello all
armfan - but Betty's english is terrible!
SW46810( Steve) - Hi, Tiny!
victim - hi, tb
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, tiny
victim - i donīt want to talk about her german
sub - hi tiny
tinyboy - Hello SW
tinyboy - (bows to the towering Diana) Hello ma'am
victim - I DIDNīT SAY THAT. I DIDNīT SAY THAT.
SW46810( Steve) - victim: Turns out that Rhys is quite the multilinguist! Talked German well...maybe even a cunnilinguist! Who knows?
victim - anilinguist
Diana the Valkyrie - Betty's English is fine
armfan - diana: your german is better
tinyboy - Just Betty doesn't like American men
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: English as in dominatrix.
tinyboy - I know German Chocolate cake!
SW46810( Steve) - victim: LOL!
armfan - nobody likes american men
armfan - I'm sorry I said that
victim - thatīs not true, arm. i met some nice guys in real life and on chat.
tinyboy - victim: are you male or female?
armfan - victim: twas a joke, I lived there for a year
SW46810( Steve) - arm: Where you from?
victim - male. no misunderstanding: like is like and not love.
armfan - hamburg
SW46810( Steve) - arm: Then you actually live fairly close to Betty! Hamburg is a great place.
tinyboy - I'm in Houston, Texas...it's freezing here!
armfan - by the way, yesterday we had one cat, and now we have 5. Good, eh?
victim - hamburg, nice city. but nearly as rainy as london.
SW46810( Steve) - <----loves cats! Five indoor cuties.
Diana the Valkyrie - Congratulations, armfan
armfan - Steve: Betty lives in Cologne, that's 5 hours away
Diana the Valkyrie - So you're safe for a little while
SW46810( Steve) - arm: Lot closer than East Coast of USA, however.
victim - i like cats without tails
armfan - thanks, diana
victim - ...but with nails
armfan - safe?
armfan - steve: I'm flying to the East Coast on Friday
SW46810( Steve) - Arm: Where Betty goes, there are KO's.
SW46810( Steve) - Victim: Take the tails off nine cats and you've got a great whip!!!!!
tinyboy - <--- is also a cat lover...grew up with cats...had a total of 19 cats while growing up
armfan - before betty boxes me, she has to armwrestle me
SW46810( Steve) - arm: Hope you have a nice trip. Going to NYC?
victim - steve: i prefer ten nails rather than nine tails
victim - i donīt think sheīll ask you, arm.
armfan - Steve: yes
armfan - victim: no?
SW46810( Steve) - victim: My cat gnaws, your cat claws...either way we'll need some guaze!
SW46810( Steve) - arm: Hey, why not set up a armwrestling session with Nicole Bass!!!
armfan - steve: i wouldn't have a chance
SW46810( Steve) - arm: She lives right next to NYC.
tinyboy - I'd love to but I'd loose every time
SW46810( Steve) - arm: But what an experience!!!
armfan - I'm going there with my girl
SW46810( Steve) - tiny: It's not whether you win or lose but how you play the maim!
SW46810( Steve) - arm: Understood.
victim - donīt tell THAT to betty, arm
armfan - victim: tell Betty what?
victim - about your girl. You know that she likes to box girls.
SW46810( Steve) - There once was a girl named Betty; who said "Let's fight" are you ready. I put up my dukes and ran into some nukes. And now I'm as good as deady!
Diana the Valkyrie - DOesn't scan, Steve
armfan - victim: ah, got it. She wouldn't have a chance.
SW46810( Steve) - Hey, not a bad limmerick.
Diana the Valkyrie - Wroong number of feet in the last line
armfan - good you liked it
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: Try this....There once was a Valkyrie; who was intensely liked by me. When I questioned her glory, she said "write a story." Which I'll do tomorrow by 3:00.
Diana the Valkyrie - Doesn't scan
sub - not a good idea to fail Diana's foot-count, Steve
armfan - but what a save!
SW46810( Steve) - Diana: My limmeric's just won't scan. I guess I'm a failure as man. The harder I try, the more you decry. Yet, still I remain your fan!
Diana the Valkyrie - sub, would you care to explain the scansion scheme of a limerick to Steve?
SW46810( Steve) - su: I'm afraid Diana might make me undergo the "pickle" punishment...whatever that is.