tinyboy - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 12:00am) tinyboy - Hello all wb270 - well the java is faster TomNine - Hey tiny. tinyboy - etta was here? darn! wb270 - usually anyhow tinyboy - hi Tom! TomNine - Etta the giantess has left the building. wb270 - time for me to hit the sack. goodnight all. tinyboy - java on the netscape are a pain in the ass to load up...do damn slow TomNine - wb, by "better" I was thinking in terms of content. wb270 - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 12:02am) tinyboy - I tried getting on Musclenet.com with java net and I keep getting error messages TomNine - Good night wb. tinyboy - night WB tinyboy - Tom: have you looked up any of the Giantess stories yet? tinyboy - brb...checking on the laundry TomNine - I think I've seen them already. Has Diana put all your stuff in a bookshelf yet? tinyboy - I don't know yet... but I will check it out tonight... TomNine - Did Amazon's Arena pay you for the stories there? Just curious... tinyboy - no...they helpped me sell them... Jim has no claims on my stories... tinyboy - I didn't sign any contract or did he pay me extra so that he could keep them TomNine - Did you get a contributor's membership here? TomNine - When I asked the other day whether you had any stories here, I was thinking about a story attributed to "little man". Duh. Rhys - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 12:14am) Rhys - stories? TomNine - Hey, Rhys. tinyboy - Hi Rhys Rhys - just bumping in. TomNine - We like stories! Rhys - I want to do a Babe story tinyboy - I write them from time to time Rhys - Working on it in my head Rhys - Yes? tinyboy - Babe story? a story about a pig? Rhys - No! About a girl named Babe. TomNine - Babe? What about Ursa? Rhys - Babe is not one girl, but the essence of all male fantasies tinyboy - Oh...just checking Rhys - Curly blonde, tight jeans, muscle arms and legs, southern accent. TomNine - I thought Betty is the essence of all male fantasies? tinyboy - I have a story I'm working on right now... If any of you read mark New stuff...I'm doing something that is similar to Transfer Student Rhys - Country type. Or New York type or mid western type. Rhys - What is the theme Rhys - I want to do a Betty story. tinyboy - Nice...but is there a plot or is it going to be one of those rambling stories with no ending? Rhys - Hey, always a plot. Did I ever write one with no plot? Rhys - You read Naked Dancer? tinyboy - Rhys: I've never read any of your stories tinyboy - Which ones did you write? Rhys - Read Naked Dancer; absolutely true. Really. Rhys - and the Ursa stories. tinyboy - Naked Dancer? I'll have to check that one out...what section is it in? Rhys - Misc 3. I worry about the Ursa stories, though tinyboy - why? TomNine - About the Ursa stories Rhys, do you have an interest in the period and ancient navigation in general? Rhys - Too, obscure. Too much plot and feeling and not enough sex and beatings. I like emotion and build-up. Rhys - Yes, very much so. I like taht sort of stuff. I wrote a whole novel in that period. Some of the characters are in Ursa. Rhys - The novel is very serious though tinyboy - could be you're writing it too much like a history text... puts most people, like me, to sleep Rhys - Do you really feel that when you read Ursa? TomNine - Some stories here are good for "fetish effectiveness" but some, like the Ursa stuff, is just a good read. tinyboy - I don't know... I haven't really sat down and try to read Ursa Rhys - Thank you. Rhys - Read Naked Dancer first. tinyboy - I gotta go... I gotta be up before the rooster crows as the old saying goes Rhys - I ahve another Ursa started. tinyboy - Ok... I'll read it tomorrow when I'm at work on my lunch hour Rhys - Bye tiny TomNine - Is the Ursa stuff even on a bookshelf? I think they just popped up in one of my searches. Rhys - TomeNine, do you write stuff? TomNine - see ya tiny. tinyboy - bye all tinyboy - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 12:28am) Rhys - It's under multi-media TomNine - I haven't been happy enough with my stories to send here yet. Rhys - I did the web page myself. I just give Diana the files and she load them. Rhys - I never wrote a word of fiction before Feb 10, 1997, the day I started my novel. TomNine - I've drafted some video reviews I'd like to send in, just have to sit down type them up. Rhys - I finished it, 140,000 words, in August. But a lot of learning went on, pal. Rhys - Oh, just do it. Write a little story for fun. Rhys - Put it under Angler's Tales TomNine - Is this novel being published? Rhys - A friend is editing the last half now. I have had a lot of trouble. It's an erotic love story and its too hard for the Danielle Steele crowd and not hard enough for the porno set. Rhys - One guy wanted to publish it but felt it was very well written but not enough sex. Rhys - It's aclled Aenea. TomNine - Good luck with it. Rhys - Thanks. It's my baby. But now I do Ursa. I have a lot planned for her. Rhys - Did you read The Island? TomNine - I can't remember any titles... Rhys - Well, I set her up for an eventual novel. I want to do about four more stories and then send her on a long voyage. Rhys - She has a quest; a cargo and and another discovery. TomNine - It's a good framework for a series of stories. TomNine - It's classic adventure. Rhys - Its kind of unusual. This time period is not used at all. And we have so little knowledge except some ledgends and artifacts. It;'s wide open. Rhys - And In Aenea, I have lots of naked slavegirls. TomNine - BTW, tinyboy is a very prolific writer of giantess stories. Warren V(something). Rhys - I didn't know that. TomNine - Everybody loves a naked slavegirl! Rhys - It's tough to read everything and keep up. Rhys - You bet, man. Rhys - All mine are naked. TomNine - Diana didn't know who was either. Rhys - I'm sorry, do not understand Rhys - Tom? TomNine - Diana didn't know tinyboy was a writer with stories on the site until the other day. Rhys - Oh. It's tough to keep track TomNine - Yeah, I left out a few words on the first pass. Rhys - And slavegirls, when they're naughty, have to be beaten Rhys - Sometimes, even then they are not naughty TomNine - Per my fetish I'd rather have the muscular slave girls show the master who's really in charge. Rhys - Interesting. Read Ursa. She takes over occasionally. Rhys - I go both ways TomNine - I notice. Both ways is good. Rhys - I like feisty slavegirls that tell you off while you're tying them up. Rhys - Tom, I gotta get up and go to work. It's 12.47 here. TomNine - Same time here. Take it easy. Rhys - Bye. Nice talk. Rhys - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 12:51am) TomNine - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 12:51am) smitty - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 01:13am) smitty - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 01:20am) flyer - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 04:31am) flyer - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 04:32am) Warren - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 08:04am) Blu - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 08:24am) Blu - hi Blu - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 08:26am) Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 12:36pm) Scooby - Lunchtime!!!!!!! Scooby - be back. Goin' surfin for naughty bits...... tinyboy - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 12:47pm) Scooby - Hey tinyboy! tinyboy - Scooby! get your ass back here and chat with me!! Scooby - I'm here man, I'm here! Scooby - What's the fetish du jour? Scooby - Got yer ears on, good buddy? Scooby - come back. tinyboy - partially Scooby - ?? tinyboy - Listening to the radio right now...got it full blast! Scooby - What's playing? tinyboy - some of the country lovers are giving me the dirty looks cuz I've got rock and roll on! tinyboy - back street boyz Scooby - Where are you at? Work? Who the hell loves country in your area? Where are you from? tinyboy - I'm orginally from California but moved to Texas... and I'm at work Scooby - What do you do for a living? tinyboy - These people think that if you live in Texas you should only listen to Cunty and Wasted music..HA! I'm a daredevil! tinyboy - I'm a data entry clerk Scooby - Do your fellow workers know that you chat on a FBB site? Scooby - Country music sucks. tinyboy - Nope... I've got my monitor hiden from prying eyes...and I can see anyone coming from miles away...so if they want to look at what I'm doing, I'll just click a button and a game will pop up Scooby - Very clever tinyboy! I've got my own office so I'm pretty safe here too. tinyboy - I use to have my own office too...but now I've changed position and been regretting it ever since... Scooby - Does is help you if I write like this, tinyboy? Scooby - Is this better? tinyboy - If I had my own office, I'd have this chat channel on all day and probably nothing would get done Scooby - Yep. Then you'd be like me! tinyboy - it's ok Scooby - tinytype for tinyboy Scooby - eensey-weensey tinyboy - I've got a 17 inch monitor...so I capture alot on my screen than I do at home tinyboy - How do I do that? tinyboy - Does this work? Scooby - Yep, I've got a 17" monitor here too. Plus a 21" monitor for the Macintosh. tinyboy - cool are you using IBM for your other computer? Scooby - Yep. tinyboy - How do I type in the tiny words? Scooby - IBM, youBM, we all BM for IBM. Scooby - First you type this symbol < tinyboy - Laughs Scooby - Wait a second, that didn't work at all. tinyboy - <>10 where are you? Scooby - < This symbol Scooby - just the bracket! tinyboy - /font 10 this work? Scooby - Then you type in SMALL Scooby - > then you type in the close bracket, followed by your message tinyboy - this work? Scooby - worked! tinyboy - Fee Fi Fo Fum! I smell the blood of an American! Scooby - yipee! tinyboy - didn't work like the way I wanted it to...thought there'd be an extra large font Scooby - Fee Scooby - Fi Scooby - Fo Scooby - Fum tinyboy - how did you do that? Scooby - type in Big instead of small tinyboy - 1:10pm Scooby - tinyboy - ok...how's this? tinyboy - ok...that didn't work Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 1:13pm) Scooby - Scooby - hey, baby! tinyboy - Gee, I wish the ladies would show up on here...we could use some company.. tinyboy - Who's that? Scooby - Paige Turco. tinyboy - From what? Scooby - tinyboy, are you a mixed fight fan at all? Paige has been in several movies and TV shows. tinyboy - How do you post pics like that on the message board? Scooby - Put the following in brackets: IMG SRC="URL" Scooby - The URL must be a .jpg or .gif tinyboy - Sorry, not into mix fight... litel wrestling, domination, leather fetish, big breast, and a lot of extremely tall women! tinyboy - cool! I'll have to try that one day Scooby - tinyboy, I have to get back to work. I'll drop by from time to time this afternoon to take a break. Scooby - chat with ya later! Scooby - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 1:19pm) tinyboy - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 1:21pm) Stu - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 2:24pm) Stu - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 2:26pm) Biceplover - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 2:58pm) Biceplover - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 2:59pm) Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 3:04pm) Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 3:08pm) Diana the Valkyrie - 3:08pm Diana the Valkyrie - 3:10pm Diana the Valkyrie - 3:10pm yoyo - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 3:28pm) yoyo - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 3:29pm) Diana the Valkyrie - 3:30pm Stu - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 3:34pm) Diana the Valkyrie - hi Stu - Hi Diana. Where is everybody? Diana the Valkyrie - Working, I expect Diana the Valkyrie - A lot of the people on this site are American, remember Stu - Thats true. They've got a while to go yet before they knock off in USA Diana the Valkyrie - It's 3:39pm Stu - EST Diana the Valkyrie - Accoriing to my server, which is in Washington Diana the Valkyrie - And I only just set the time correctly Stu - Diana, did you make a note of the pic I chose for my bookshelf? Diana the Valkyrie - 33 Stu - That's it. 33.gif. I hope Ann-Marie doesn't mind Diana the Valkyrie - It should be up tomorrow Stu - Thanks! I think it's a great picture. Blu - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 3:54pm) Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Blu Stu - Hi Blu Blu - hi Diana just took the film to be developed from the Ms. International and will send it to you tomorrow Diana the Valkyrie - OK, great Blu - Hi Stu, how are you today on this rainy NY day? Stu - Fine thanks Blu! It's not raining in London at the moment, but it's trying to Blu - must still call Josh ,Paul has already done the same and his film will be ready soon Blu - Who are we waiting for to come into this rom today? any Stars except Diana? Blu - Which be the way is the biggest star and my favorite, since I live with Nicole and do not get enough of Diana Diana the Valkyrie - Well, we seem to have escaped controversy on the newsgroup Stu - I've only seen Diana so far Blu. Everybody else must still be working, unless they are in the UK and down the pub Blu - Stu,Is Nicole going to meet you in England when She comes there? Stu - You live with Nicole?! Lucky you! Blu - :) wish I was down at the Pub:) Blu - Diana ,yes it is very strange and quiet, thats not what I thought would happen....maybe they are afraid Nicole will come down on them.....lol Stu - Diana, maybe you serve beers in your chat room, then we wouldn't need to go to the pub Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe it wasn't as controversial as you feared Blu - well my food os ready will be back in a few Diana the Valkyrie - It's a Coffee Lounge, Stu Blu - Yes Stu but Nicole just made me do the dishes Blu - Stu lets change it to a pub! Blu - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 4:06pm) Stu - We could call it Diana's Local. I will only meet Nicole if she gives me a freebie Blu. She is a bit outside my budget at the moment Diana the Valkyrie - I have enough problems keeping order without adding lager to the mix Stu - You would have to start a lager louts message board Diana the Valkyrie - I already have one, haven't you seen it? It works great! Stu - Burp Diana the Valkyrie - uh-oh Stu - Does Ann-Marie Crooks ever visit your chat room Diana? Diana the Valkyrie - No, but she hangs out on AOL a bit Stu - Oh yes I saw that on her web site. Think you have to download some software to make it work Diana the Valkyrie - To make what work? Stu - The chat room Ann-Marie uses. Unless she's changed it. I haven't been to her site for a while Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, does she have a chat room? I don't know Blu - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 4:18pm) Stu - Blu you're back! Did Nicole cook you a nice supper? Blu - Ann Marie hangs in the AOL "Bodybuilding Room" and fights with almost all the people that come in Stu - I don't think she has her own chat room Diana. She used to use one called "Virtual Places" I think Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe she shuld try the f/f wrestling room then. Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, virtual places. Yes, there's lots of chat rooms based on java, I think people use them when they can't do their own victim - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 4:22pm) victim - hi all Diana the Valkyrie - hiya, victim Stu - Only trouble is, Ann-Marie doesn't wrestle (or so she says) shame that. Hi Victim Diana the Valkyrie - tickle tickle victim - heehee Blu - paul is trying to come into this room how can he ? he did the shooting for you for free? Mr. Hat - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 4:25pm) victim - hi-hat Mr. Hat - I'm your friend, Mr. Hat. You can tell me your troubles. Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Hat Stu - Hi Mr H Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 4:26pm) Scooby - Nevermind. Nobody watches South Park. Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby Stu - Hi Scooby victim - java chats seem to be a bit unstable, ddiana. hi, scoob Scooby - Well, according to Scooby's Soapbox, the first drops of sperm are starting to shoot over Volume 2! Scooby - er.... pardon Diana... Scooby - but I gotta tell it like it is... victim - hey, diana - what do you intend to do with this rolled newspaper? Stu - Don't beat about the bush Scooby - tell it as it is victim - run, scoob Blu - doing that now Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby, have you thought of bundling a pot of Vaseline with each copy? Stu - I haven't even seen Volume 1 yet Blu - Paul was at the Ms. Olympia he is an IFBB Ofical TomNine - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 4:30pm) Scooby - huh huh...Stu said "beat".... victim - hi t9 Scooby - Tom! I just received your e-mail! TomNine - Hi all. I just e-mailed you, Scooby. Scooby - Stu! Get with the program! Have you requested a copy yet? Blu - Think he had lunch with Al the photographer you sent over to cover the Ms. Olympia Stu - So I did Scoob! Unintentional - I did it in my story as well Scooby - Diana, a trial size package of vaseline wouldn't be a bad idea. Stu - I can only use PAL Scoob Scooby - Tom9, I'm gonna read your e-mail now. Be back in 2 seconds. Stu - Hi Tom Scooby - Well, Tom, believe it or not, I think I do have all of that. TomNine - Hey, Stu. Enjoyed your last story. Scooby - The "Women in Prison" flick with Prince impersonator is "Vendetta" TomNine - So I figured, Scooby. Stu - Thanks Tom! You read that quickly Scooby - "Lovely But Deadly" is one of my all-time favorites. It's featured on Volume 1. TomNine - "Vendetta"? I'd seen that spoken well of, but I didn't think much of it. Stu - Not sure if I've seen "Lovely but Deadly" Scooby. Scooby - The only scene I like is when she beats a male guard in a prison cell with her hands handcuffed. Overall, the movie is not a classic for mixed fighting. Stu - "Naked Cage" is one of my all time favourites victim - say, scooby, do you own a video store? Scooby - In "American Ninja", is the woman wearing a black shirt with taupe trousers? Diana the Valkyrie - An ideal job for a Scooby Scooby - Does "Naked Cage" have any mixed action at all? Scooby - The only scene I don't have would be the Freddie scene. Does she end up killing him or does he kill her? victim - is the pope catholic? TomNine - Scooby, even if I knew what "taupe" is, I wouldn't remember it :-). Stu - Can't think of any Scooby, but it has quite a few f/f fights in it Scooby - taupe colored trousers. Kinda tan like. Slacks. Scooby - What is the outcome of the Freddie fight and which Freddie movie is it? Blu - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 4:41pm) TomNine - She ends up defeating him, don't recall how conclusively. I think it was like "Elm Stret" 3 or 4. Scooby - I may need to find that one! Is it mostly hand to hand combat? Are most of the "Elm Street" flicks pretty easy to find at the local video shops? victim - scooby, do you know "modesty blaise"? Stu - Hey you should see "Titanic" Scooby. That's got some mixed action in it TomNine - The "Elm Street" fight was hand-to-hand, kinda along the lines of what was on the "Buffy" movie. TomNine - Don't forget that hot scissors scene in "Driving Miss Daisy"! victim - k. swanson is a cute one Stu - Only one punch though TomNine - I'd have to go back to look to answer the taupe question, Scooby. victim - pretty slow connection. come back later. cya victim - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 4:50pm) Stu - Well folks my server is getting painfully slow. Gotta be up early tomorrow - goodnight all TomNine - See ya, Stu. Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 4:52pm) Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Stu Stu - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 4:53pm) Scooby - Crashy-poo. Diana, you still there? Diana the Valkyrie - Here Scooby - I just received an anonymous tip that a package from England came for me today. Diana the Valkyrie - Does it tick? Scooby - No, but it smells kinda funny. Scooby - Tom9, I must have seen the edited version of Driving Miss Daisy. Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe Customs opened it and ... inspected .. it Scooby - You mean.....they left a.......deposit? TomNine - Censored again! Those bastards! Diana the Valkyrie - I mean theyy might have ... stamped it Scooby - Diana, Rogon said he was gonna post you 2 more tapes on Saturday. It's the Rig'lars - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 4:59pm) It's the Rig'lars - As if by Magic, he appeared (per Mr Benn) It's the Rig'lars - With a hey nonny no and greetings to all Scooby - Hey Rig! Gotta package from the UK today. It's the Rig'lars - Gadzooks, have you checked out those tapes yet Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Nonny It's the Rig'lars - Hi Diana, thankyou for copyin those tapes Diana the Valkyrie - That's OK, Scooby - Haven't gotten home yet. I hope to check it out tonight. It's the Rig'lars - The bad news is that I was let from posting my two tapes on Saturday last TomNine - I'm gonna move on. See you later! Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, T9 Scooby - In layman's terms...... you just didn't do it? see ya T9! TomNine - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 5:03pm) It's the Rig'lars - The good news, to balance it as it were, is that I have found another two tapes and stand ready to post all of 4 tapes Scooby - Cheap cheap cheap cheap ploy to get me to send the tape early! It's the Rig'lars - Including a new TKR scene Scooby - When will next post be then?!? Scooby - ooooooo! Kick ass! Scooby - send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! send! It's the Rig'lars - (aghast) that you could think me capable of such Diana the Valkyrie - No more than 2.5 hours per tape, I hope? It's the Rig'lars - I'll post soon, but you must remember that I am concerned with many weighty matters, I have an elevated social and professional position you know Diana the Valkyrie - You're a lift attendant? Scooby - yes yes yes yes whatever...JUST POST 'EM!!!!! Diana the Valkyrie - Are you the lift attendant at Harrods? It's the Rig'lars - Diana sadly some of these tapes I suppose I mean all of them were sort of put together before I was properly aware of the 2.5 hour rule Diana the Valkyrie - sigh Scooby - everyone knows you're a pervy old fugger anyway...POST EM!!! Diana the Valkyrie - Oh well. It's becaus 3 hours PAL translates to 4 1/4 hours NTSC It's the Rig'lars - Tut tut remember your place Scooby - Diana, Rogon and I will worship you forever if you do this one more time {:-) It's the Rig'lars - Well we worship you already, you have changed my life Diana the Valkyrie - Have I? On what way? It's the Rig'lars - Well this website has opened up an entire dimension Scooby - Guess what folks? Tonight it's time for a Volume 3 dubbing session. Featured films include: the Golden Lady, Bimini Code, Angel's Brigade, The Naked Killer, Sudden Death.... Diana the Valkyrie - Sub said that joining my web site was the best entertainment investment he ever made Diana the Valkyrie - I'm going to quote that in the next newsletter, it's a lovely quote. Scooby - I would say same here. It's the Rig'lars - Golden Lady is overrated hardly a fight, Nked Killer is great the rest I don't know. Diana, I have to say that it is a lot of fun Diana the Valkyrie - Given Scooby a new interest in life. Diana the Valkyrie - Apart from licking bits of himself, that is. Scooby - I like the fight in Golden Lady better than Mackintosh Man. It's the Rig'lars - I would love to know Diana how you got the idea in the first place Diana the Valkyrie - That's quite a long story. Are you sitting comfortably? It's the Rig'lars - Scooby, in each case there is hardly anything in terms of quantity It's the Rig'lars - Yes Diana the Valkyrie - Well, it was mostly by accident. My original idea was to do something Diana the Valkyrie - SOmething on the internet, but I didn't know what. So I did some research. It's the Rig'lars - Mmmm Golden Lady makes me think of Golden Cup do Mackintosh still make those they were scrummy Diana the Valkyrie - AOL was crucial in a whole bunch of ways Scooby - True, Rig, but I'm getting low on material. It's the Rig'lars - I am listening and thinking of a golden cup Diana the Valkyrie - When you go into an AOL chatroom, you're struck by the fact that there's a whole bunch of people with the capability of communication, but nothing to say. Scooby - Shorter scenes will mean more of them! Go on Diana, I won't interrupt anymore. Diana the Valkyrie - So you get conversations that go "I'm from Texas" "I'm from New York" It's the Rig'lars - "I am from Wales" Diana the Valkyrie - "It's raining here" "It's snowing here" "We just had rain, too" Diana the Valkyrie - "What time is it where you are ..." Scooby - My name is Scooby. Diana the Valkyrie - "Wales, wow! Do you know Prince Charles?" It's the Rig'lars - I know what you mean Diana the Valkyrie - So it dawned on me, the internet is an entertainment medium, and there aren't enough entertainments Scooby - I had a cousin from Cleveland. Diana the Valkyrie - And people can rarely entertain themselves Scooby - I enjoy golf, waterskiing and masturbating. Diana the Valkyrie - So then I had my big idea. Internet Puppet Theatre Scooby - I entertain myself for a living. Diana the Valkyrie - Like Punch and Judy, you know that Scooby? Scooby - Punch and Judy was a song by XTC. It's the Rig'lars - Mind you don't fall and hurt yourself whilst masturbating Diana the Valkyrie - Um. Scooby - Go on, Diana. Diana the Valkyrie - How do you explain P&J? Scooby - Peanutbutter and Jelly? Ask Hector. Diana the Valkyrie - It's a children's entertain ment, very traditional Diana the Valkyrie - There's Punch, and Judy, and the baby, and the POliceman, and the crocodile It's the Rig'lars - At the Moment Scooby isn't talking to me so I am not explaining anything to him Diana the Valkyrie - And it's all performed by one person in the tent, but you don't think of that, you only think about the action Diana the Valkyrie - And you know that when cfaced with a problem, Mr Punch will hit it with his club Scooby - So how does that tie in to sext women posing? It's the Rig'lars - I asked him if he had fry's chocolate cream bars in America and he won't answer me Diana the Valkyrie - So, Internet Puppet Theatre, was going to be a sort of Punch and Judy, but for grown-ups, and over the internet instead of on the beach It's the Rig'lars - A club with thick chocolate Diana the Valkyrie - Which obviously means sex and violence. Or Romance and action, as you Americans like to call it. Scooby - Cripes, Riggles, can't you think of anything else? Didn't you eat, man? Scooby - No, I think it's just sex and violence! It's the Rig'lars - Do you have those bars or not? Diana the Valkyrie - Sex and violence and the internet. Gotta be a winning combination, right? Blu - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 5:25pm) Scooby - I told you I've never heard of them. I'm just not sure. Do you want me to call around? Yes, diana! Sex and violence is as much a winner as titties and beer! It's the Rig'lars - because I have gone to the trouble of sending you some, and some creme eggs Diana the Valkyrie - If you'd been on AOL about 18 months ago, you'd have seen some performances. Diana the Valkyrie - Creme eggs yumyumyum It's the Rig'lars - S and V good Scooby - When did your site open up as it is Diana? It's the Rig'lars - I've sent some to Scooby with some Fry's chocolate cream bars Diana the Valkyrie - People started asking me for details about Diana the Valkyrie, they wanted descriptions and pics Scooby - Riggler, are you trying to fatten me up? Scooby - So Diana was a character? Diana the Valkyrie - So instead of explaining the same stuff again and again, I made a tiddly web site using the 2mb that AOL gives you It's the Rig'lars - I don't think either is available in the US Diana the Valkyrie - One picture, plus some text. It's the Rig'lars - but you'll have to share with the girls Diana the Valkyrie - Then I added half a dozen pictures, and some stories Scooby - So Diana, are you a FBB fan or are you just in it for the money? Diana the Valkyrie - Then I added a few links, and a few more pictures, and then something wonderful happened. Scooby - Someone visited it? Diana the Valkyrie - AOL banned me. Diana the Valkyrie - Nipples. Scooby - Naughty Diana! Diana the Valkyrie - Rude. Diana the Valkyrie - Unsuitable for family viewing Scooby - go on go on then what? Diana the Valkyrie - So I asked them how they'd noticed it, and they said "volume of traffic" Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, I thought. I've been wagginng the dog. Diana the Valkyrie - I was getting maybe 10, 20 people interested in performance art. Meanwhile, the web site that was subsidiary was taking off like a rocket. Diana the Valkyrie - "Slap me around with a dead trout", I thought. Diana the Valkyrie - And started wagging the tail instead. That was November 1996 Scooby - How do you make money on this site? Diana the Valkyrie - Originally, it was a free site. Scooby - Can you support yourself with a web site alone? Diana the Valkyrie - The trouble is, as soon as you do something good, everyone wants to visit it. Diana the Valkyrie - Very few people understand the economics of the Internet. I certainly didn't. Diana the Valkyrie - You have to pay for bandwidth, you see It's the Rig'lars - I remember whne it was free. Diana the Valkyrie - If you run a site that gets a hundres hits per week, you can run a free site. Diana the Valkyrie - When what was free? It's the Rig'lars - I have to go now, victim - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 5:40pm) Diana the Valkyrie - Cheerio Scooby - Wait Riggs, when do you expect next post? victim - hi. go on, diana. don´t want to disturb Diana the Valkyrie - It never was free, though. THat's like saying you remember when electricity was free. Diana the Valkyrie - If electricity was free, that's because someone else was paying for it. It's the Rig'lars - Well i dopn't know, you haven't been very nice to me tonight, so when i get round to it It's the Rig'lars - DV I meat I remembered when the site was free Scooby - What are you talking about? When was I not nice? Diana the Valkyrie - So my ISP sent me an email, explaining the situation, and I had to think again. Do I close it down, do I pay for entertaining people, do I take adverts, do I charge people for entertainment. Diana the Valkyrie - Ok, OK Rog, yes. It's the Rig'lars - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 5:44pm) Diana the Valkyrie - And no, this web site isn't my sole means of support, I do other stuff Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 5:44pm) victim - e.g.? Scooby - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 5:45pm) Diana the Valkyrie - I'm a professional writer. I just sold another story today victim - what do you write about? victim - diana? victim - still there? victim - don´t you talk with me? what have i done? Diana the Valkyrie - Busy ... victim - just tell me when you´re back Diana the Valkyrie - Back victim - wb. what do you write about, diana? Diana the Valkyrie - Whatever pays, of course. Fiction, fact, whatever. I've used several different names victim - popular? Diana the Valkyrie - No, not very victim - mainly magazines or newspapers? or did you publish books? Diana the Valkyrie - I've done a couple of books, but mostly magazine articles. Diana the Valkyrie - You get $200 per thousand words, or so victim - guess you won´t tell me the titles of the books? Diana the Valkyrie - Good guess victim - do you love writing? or has it become a job for earning your living? Diana the Valkyrie - I enjoy writing, that's why or because I'm good at it victim - yes, as far as i can judge it (my english), you´re very good. And you seem to have a broad formation Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I'm very good. victim - and how comes you know so much about computers? just a must because of your site, or a real interest? Diana the Valkyrie - You learn what you have to, otherwise you have to rely on other people sub - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 6:16pm) Diana the Valkyrie - This stuff is only difficult if you don't bother to learn it. victim - hi sub. Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, sub sub - greetings, Beautiful Diana. hi victim sub - Kind Diana, thank You so much for taking care of that little problem. Diana the Valkyrie - Ya, non sweat, sub. Got a suitable camcorder? victim - you hate to rely on other people, right, diana? Diana the Valkyrie - I hate to rely on unreliable people, victim. You always have to rely on people to some extent. sub - i shall make arrangements, Mighty Diana, if it would please You and if things can be worked out with Sandy Diana the Valkyrie - Smashing, sub victim - as far as it must be, as less as possible Diana the Valkyrie - I can read VHS and VHS-C tapes in NTSC format sub - a pleasure to serve You, Lovely Valkyrie sub - sorry to interrupt the conversation Diana the Valkyrie - How sorry? victim - it´s ok, sub. sub - how sorry should i be, Glorious Diana? Diana the Valkyrie - Shouldn't you be asking Dom that question? Betty - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 6:27pm) Betty - Hi all. Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Betty! victim - hi betty sub - i'm afraid i don't understand, Puzzling Diana. did i interrupt Dom's conversation?. Diana the Valkyrie - Hey, Betty, you missed Zee the Pitbull last nnight sub - greetings, Beautiful Betty Betty - Why? Small Dick - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 6:30pm) sub - hi SD victim - hello, sd Betty - I think Zee is a men (from the pictures) Small Dick - Hi guys, hi Diana, hi Betty Betty - Hi Small Dick victim - e-mail? Nein. Hattest Du die Adresse? Oder verwechselst Du mich? Small Dick - Victim, English please! Betty - Ich bin immer noch nicht blond! victim - sorry, sd Small Dick - Betty, does that mean you haven't always been a blond? Betty - I mean victim. victim - ??? Small Dick - I was in Tijuana today and things made more sense! Diana the Valkyrie - Where's Tijuana? Small Dick - Baja Mexico Small Dick - I went to the duty free store to get a MONT Blanc wallet, They carry great products at good prices and no tax, Small Dick - Tijuana is where Tom Cruise lost his virginity in the movie "losing It". Diana the Valkyrie - I think Betty and victim are whispering together. Small Dick - Oh, I was wondering! Small Dick - Want don't we run away to a desert island, Diana? sub - guys always seems to be telling secrets to Betty victim - just clearing a misunderstanding Diana the Valkyrie - Because there'd be nothing to drink victim - what about a dessert island? Diana the Valkyrie - Too fattening victim - yum! Small Dick - I wasn't an English major. I barely passed. So I guess I meant desert, but you get the idea!. Small Dick - I lecture for a living,. I don't write prose as well as you do Diana. victim - what´s your native language, sd? Betty - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 6:50pm) Small Dick - We can go to Maui and make pina coladas til the blender breaks. Rhys - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 6:51pm) Rhys - Hello Small Dick - English is my second language, but I never had a first, so I am in real trouble. sub - wb, Fantastic Betty. hi Rhys Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Rhys Small Dick - Hi Rhys Rhys - hi sub Rhys - Hi, all victim - hi rhys Small Dick - Victim, what is your native language? Rhys - Ahem... victim - german, sd Rhys - Vic? Rhys - Your English is very good - no accent. victim - lol Rhys - Don't everybody laugh at once. Small Dick - Do you live in Germany now, victim? By the way, your English is excellent! Small Dick - Dat vas a gut von, Rhys! Rhys - I glad I mak yoo laff. Small Dick - Ja, Ja victim - thank you. Yes, I live in Germany. Rhys - Where. Betty - Vinctim your are Englishteacher? Betty - Ich auch! Rhys - Mein GOTT!!! Small Dick - I would love to visit Germany, someday prehaps. I have never been to Europe. My job takes me to all parts of the US, Central America and the Carribbean. I need to make time and go. Betty - Hello bautifull Rhys. Rhys - Ich glaube das nicht. Rhys - Hello Betty! Small Dick - English, bitte! victim - No, I´m not a teacher. btw: wish my english would be better. when it comes to fineness, it gets difficult for me. Rhys - It's fine enough Rhys - Just joking Betty. Americans always joke if we like you. If we don't like you we just don't talk to you. Small Dick - I took four years of German in College and can't speak a word! Betty - My english is not good Beautifull Small&Dick Rhys - Ich studiert im Universitat zwei yahren Rhys - You stay here, Betty, and it will improve. Small Dick - Your English is terrific, Betty. I am originally from New York and the people here in California can't understand me! Rhys - All we need now is Scooby. Betty - when i tell my story off german you have a big ständer! victim - big boner, that is Rhys - Go ahead, we can stand it. victim - hard-on, to be exact Rhys - Oh, my god. Is that what she meant? Diana the Valkyrie - You won't see Scooby for, um, four hours after he gets home victim - think so, yes. Rhys - Too bad, the life of the party Betty - Scooby my new houseband Rhys - Close, Betty - Husband victim - housebound husband Rhys - But, please, explain.... Diana the Valkyrie - I thinnk I prefer Betty's spelling, actually Betty - Thank you Teeeeeaaaacher! Rhys - Hey, kid, I'm just trying to help you out. Just being nice Rhys - Yes, I'm going to leave things alone. Betty - Diana Wann kommt this site in german? I tell wonderfull Storrys. Diana the Valkyrie - Betty, we already have a German section, I'll put your German stories there Diana the Valkyrie - And victim will translate them into English victim - lol Diana the Valkyrie - Or else Betty will go and tickle him victim - Only if you lecture it, Diana Small Dick - Yes please translate them, Diana. That way I can get a grosser stander! Rhys - You're okay, Betty Betty - No i am stinkig Rhys - Do some boxing stories. From real life! Betty - Yes i tell one Story sem i was pretty. (in German) Small Dick - Diana, why are you so hung up on tickling. That discriminates against those of us who are tickling impaired. Diana the Valkyrie - I'm eclectic Rhys - Betty, listen, really. I'm very serious. No fooling. If you ever wrote a story in your english - and I just touched it up a very little, and left it as it was, it would very wonderful, unique. Nothing else like it. Small Dick - Ok, but let's do it all! Rhys - You have to believe me. Betty - Sem said he give my story Diana he übersetzt this in English. (Please victim Help me!) Rhys - We have a guy here called frank, and his english is like yours, but he's from California. His stuff is great victim - As i understand, guy named sem got her story, translates it and sends it to diana Rhys - victim. Explain to her what I am trying to say. I don't think she believes me. Small Dick - Diana, my girl friend just called and said we are going to play tonight with an ultra violet wand. I have no idea what she is talking about, but talk about eclectic! Diana the Valkyrie - Can we do the same thing with your stories, Rhys? I think the mistakes you make are soooooooooo cute ... Rhys - Of course, it's aprt or the style. Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I know those, smalldick. The voltage is supposed to be entirely safe, no need to worry. Rhys - howxs that? Diana the Valkyrie - No, Rhys, you have to use words that are in the spell checker, but which are the wrong words Betty - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 7:25pm) Rhys - Oh, really? An example please. Diana the Valkyrie - Well, you might say pleas instead of please Small Dick - Thanks for your words, Diana, but I never worry, or at least didn't til you mentioned that van der graf generator! Rhys - That's why I ask my friends to proof for me. Diana the Valkyrie - That's why Betty asks her friends to proof for her Rhys - I once wrote a story about Angus McCrummon, the man who invented the steam toilet Diana the Valkyrie - A man who deserves to go down in history Rhys - You all know who Tom Crapper is? The lad from York. Diana the Valkyrie - Sir Thomas Crapper, actually Rhys - Who walked to London when he was 12 and becae a plumber and ..... Diana the Valkyrie - I played a magnificent joke on someone once, really long term. Rhys - His biography is called, "Flushed with Pride" Diana the Valkyrie - Told him about Sir Thomas Crapper, inventer of the flush toilet, along with loads of detail, in my "Diana the Valkyrie serious" tone of voice. Diana the Valkyrie - Naturally, he didn't believe a word of it. Small Dick - Bye everyone. I will be back next week. Have to go on the road. Diana the Valkyrie - And for some years, I elaborated on it, and he didn't believe a word, of course. Diana the Valkyrie - By, sd Rhys - Gute reise!! Small Dick - Danke Diana the Valkyrie - And then one day, I happened to notice a manhole cover with his name on it, and pointed it out to him. Small Dick - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 7:37pm) victim - bye, sd Rhys - Have a good fahrt Diana the Valkyrie - And he sort of blenched. "You mean, you mean, it was all ... true?" Rhys - Yes, the truth is amazing Diana the Valkyrie - People never seem to believe me when I tell them the truth, I can't think why. Rhys - The thing about McCrummon is ficticious, but I have it down in detail and can go for a long time. Right through McCrummon's model 6. The one that crippled him for life. Rhys - The staem toilet was part of the all steam house. Diana the Valkyrie - I told him not to use steam at 120 psi, the engines canna take it victim - hang on, rhys. Don´t mind I just listen. Rhys - The setam vacuum cleaner was really the first wallpaper remover. Rhys - It exausted to atmosphere. Rhys - Aye, Scotty Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, you remember Brunel's Atmospheric Railway? Rhys - The rats ate the leather flap. You ARE good! Rhys - He is one of idols. Diana the Valkyrie - I visited it once, saw the pump room Rhys - He was amazing. Slep three hours a day in a little van they pulled him around in. Betty - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 7:47pm) Betty - Hi sorry my modem. Diana the Valkyrie - Invented a thing to get sovereigns out of people's throats victim - get isdn, betty Rhys - Yes, I remember that now! tinyboy - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 7:49pm) Rhys - The Great Eastern killed him Diana the Valkyrie - Invented the Broad Guage, thus proving that better is worse if it's non-standard tinyboy - Hello all victim - hi tb tinyboy - Hello victim wb270 - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 7:50pm) victim - hi, wb wb270 - Hello all Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, WB Diana the Valkyrie - We're discussing IKB wb270 - What was Brunnel's first name, something like Isombard, or something strange? Rhys - Good evening admiral tinyboy - (bows to the towering beautiful Diana) Hello Ma'am Rhys - Isembard wb270 - middle name was Kingdom, as I recall Rhys - Isembard Kingdom Brunel Rhys - Yoiu're just ahead of me tinyboy - IKB= International Kick Boxing? Diana the Valkyrie - Isambard wb270 - Not many americans would recognize the name. Rhys - Yes, Diana Rhys - Brunel is an American by parentage Rhys - English only by establishment. wb270 - So was Wisnton Leonard Spencer Churchill, or at least his mother Rhys - His father, Marc, was of French extraction and his mother (Kingdom) was a full blooded American Rhys - But that is really circular tinyboy - (goes to sleep since History is soo booring!) wb270 - Bridges, railroads, ships, a great time to build things Rhys - Marc designedug the Thames River tunnel and Isambard bossed the job wb270 - not at all tinyboy, history is a great story, full of interesting events and people Diana the Valkyrie - That';'s when he invented the Tunneling Shield tinyboy - Rhys: read your story: Naked Dancer... not bad... such a shame you couldn't get to know her Rhys - If the lodlady was Spencer, she was likely Mayflower. Good Puritan stock - like ME! Rhys - Correct again, Diana Rhys - Meliss was a babe in black hair. Rhys - It's all true. Diana the Valkyrie - The Great Eastern was another fiasco Diana the Valkyrie - Or am I thinking of the Great Western? Rhys - One of the things I feel the best about my generic heritage is that I'm Icene. Rhys - But really a great idea. I studied that ship extensively years ago. He was far ahead of his time. Rhys - Built in 1859. The next ship to be larger was the Lusitania Rhys - The Great Western was a success Rhys - You history consious Brits were good enough to put the Great Western in a dry dock and restore her. Rhys - Here is one of the most amazing things I ever read about Brunel. Rhys - He designed the railway form Leeds to London. And there is a tunnel somewhere along the line, where one day a year the sun shines through at dawn. Thta day is Brunel's birthday - or so i have been told. wb270 - gotta go. I'll probably be back a little later. bye wb270 - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 8:07pm) Diana the Valkyrie - bye Diana the Valkyrie - Hey, sub, I found this for you Rhys - bye wb Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.mindspring.com/~mcgatney/indexx.html Rhys - I see no subs sub - found what, Lovely Diana? armfan - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 8:08pm) sub - brb armfan - hi there victim - hi Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, armfan sub - thank You, Kind Diana Diana the Valkyrie - I've added it to my page on ISP testing sub - hi armfan armfan - anything new? Rhys - Hey, folks, got to go back to work. Hate to leave. sub - cya Rhys Rhys - Yeah, see ya all!!! Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Rhys armfan - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 8:13pm) Rhys - bye armfan - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 8:15pm) armfan - I'm fighting with my computer! Diana the Valkyrie - Get your girlfriend to help you Rhys - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 8:17pm) armfan - no, she's downstairs looking at the cat, cause she's getting kittens. it's 2 o'clock at night Diana the Valkyrie - Oh Betty - armfan in Germany . Your are German? armfan - betty: yes, are you? Betty - Yes i am German Diana the Valkyrie - So is victim Betty - its sleeping on the tastatur from the PC armfan - 3 germans and one british in here? Diana the Valkyrie - Right, all the amis have gone Betty - Dann wird es zeit das wir Diana deutsch beibringen. sub - oh? armfan - keyboard (tastatur) who is sleeping on it? Betty - Wo kommst du her armfan armfan - betty: i think we should stick to english here Diana the Valkyrie - Three Germans, one Brit and one low form of life whose species is uncertain Betty - Yes Rhys ok. Diana the Valkyrie - Mein Deusche gesprachen is nein gut sub - thank You, Precise Diana armfan - I'm from Hamburg, where do you live? Betty - Dann rede mit mir privat zum 100 mal mein English ist beschissen. armfan - Diana: very good for the beginning, only about three mistakes Betty - Its better than my english armfan - Betty: ok, I'll try. Betty - My name is Betty i am 25 years old and i love .......... (Diana) your answer Diana the Valkyrie - Boxing armfan - to armwrestle? Diana the Valkyrie - Betty is our Web Site Boxing Champion Betty - all right not armwrestling bloody noses. Diana the Valkyrie - I just wrote a boxing story, in English :-( Betty - Not Zee the Pittbull? armfan - oh, she got a page? Diana the Valkyrie - I don't think Zee boxes, does she? Diana the Valkyrie - Zee has a page, the Gallery of Zee the Pitbull Betty - I think. Diana the Valkyrie - Hmm, I could do a Gallery of Betty the Boxer if you like Betty - Erde an Victim bitte kommen. Betty - I have a problem with the pic bekomming in the internet or to e.mail i have outlook armfan - what does Zee do? Diana the Valkyrie - Oh well, never mind. Diana the Valkyrie - Zee? Go look at her Gallery and web site armfan - would you give me a direct link? Diana the Valkyrie - East Wing, Zee the Pitbull victim - somebody called me? armfan - ok, I'll be back in a second Betty - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 8:46pm) armfan - there are no x, y's and zee's in the East Wing (or I'm blind, which could really happen at 3 AM) Diana the Valkyrie - P for Pitbull armfan - I'll try again victim - he really likes pitbulls, does he? Diana the Valkyrie - She victim - i meant armfan SW46810 (Steve) - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 8:50pm) SW46810 (Steve) - Greetings dear friends and delightful Valkyrie! victim - hi steve Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Steve armfan - found it! It's in the transient wing! sub - hi Steve SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: How can I find stories from MusclVixen on your site? Diana the Valkyrie - Have you asked Sandra? armfan - when is ric going to write new Miren stories? SW46810 (Steve) - Hey, Sub...top of the evening to you my friend. sub - and to you, Steve SW46810 (Steve) - Couldn't get through to her tonight. MusclVixen said she had a bookshelf on your site. SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: Great newsletter for Feb. armfan - nobody's posting on the armwrestling boards nowadays. Diana the Valkyrie - Couldn't get through to who, Steve? Diana the Valkyrie - Armfan, why don't you tell them about your good news? SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: Sandra...just wouldn't connect...AOl typical problems. armfan - what good news? Diana the Valkyrie - In that case, go to my ISP problems page, in the Office Diana the Valkyrie - TYou've been grabbed by a Valkyrie, armfan SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: That's MY Valkyrie...a solution to every problem. armfan - oh, they already know that Diana the Valkyrie - Um. Well, post some facts and figures. SW46810 (Steve) - armfan: Not all of us! Is it true that you actually locked arms with a Valkyrie? Diana the Valkyrie - Ask some questions armfan - urp, no, I haven't really armwrestled my girlfriend yet SW46810 (Steve) - Armfan: Your girlfriend is a Valkyrie?! Diana can this be true? Diana the Valkyrie - Aren't there armwrestling championships each year? SW46810 (Steve) - Houston to Mission Control: We have verification of close encounters of the Third Kind. A mortal by the name of armfan is claiming physical contact with a Valkyrie. Confirmation needed by Section 24. We will keep you posted. armfan - not in Hamburg or near Diana the Valkyrie - No, but wherever, surely you keep in touch with them? SW46810 (Steve) - Houston update: Please move sector check to Europe, possible 300 mile range from Frankfurt. armfan - it depends what you call a valkyrie Diana the Valkyrie - Where's Houston? armfan - but at least I got a strong girlfriend Diana the Valkyrie - Hamburg is by the Elbe. armfan - and check this: SW46810 (Steve) - armfan: Valkyrie definition encompassing powers normally employed and enjoyed by Diana herself. Diana the Valkyrie - Great nightlife! armfan - we love each other today more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: Houston is in the great state of Texas, USA. Mission control for rocket programs and Section 24 contacts with extraterrestrial or super-human beings. armfan - diana: you've been to Hamburg? Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, that Houston. Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, armfan, lots of times SW46810 (Steve) - Diana; You have been tracked on several occasions on your warrior steed. Diana the Valkyrie - I've even been sailing on the Elbe there armfan - cool, what have you seen? SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: What did you expect....Whitney Houston? yoyo - logged on. yoyo - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:08pm) SW46810 (Steve) - Hey, Yoyo...welcome! armfan - in NY there's a Houston sub - hi yoyo wb270 - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:09pm) yoyo - good evening y'all armfan - and on the Alster? wb270 - There's a Lisa Houston SW46810 (Steve) - armfan: This is a clever ruse to fool Saddam Hussein. yoyo - dont forget angelica houston armfan - have you tried the electronic armwrestling machine on the Reeperbahn? SW46810 (Steve) - Hey WB, good seeing that name on the net! Welcome back. Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, WB, yoyo yoyo - hey sub whats up sub - not much, yoyo. how ya been? yoyo - good evening diana! Rhys - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:12pm) armfan - i just saw "from dusk till dawn" on the telly Diana the Valkyrie - No, I didn't know about an electronic wrestling machine. How much will it cost me when I break it? yoyo - i know this is a little late ,but what the f$%&*ck happened to andrulla she got screwed SW46810 (Steve) - <---Be back in a moment...trying an experiment. sub - wb Rhys. hi wb Rhys - Back - the network was down. so I came back. Hi all Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, yoyo, we're all disappointed armfan - diana: you think you'll break it? yoyo - anyone into fbb wrestling? yoyo - i heard she was ripped!!!! Rhys - I like to watch, but no expert. Dean the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:14pm) Dean the Valkyrie - Egads, experiment worked! I am now married to Diana. wb270 - who was ripped? Rhys - Uh, oh. yoyo - hey rhys whatta you like to watch Rhys - What happened? Diana the Valkyrie - No you're not. Rhys - I'm ashamed to say yoyo - andrulla wb270!!! Diana the Valkyrie - Foo, he doesn't even know what a male Valkyrie is called. Dean the Valkyrie - Diana: I wasn't ready to make this public yet. Please forgive me. armfan - hannie van aken Rhys - Valkyrus Dean the Valkyrie - Diana: He is called "your servant!" Diana the Valkyrie - You're suggesting that you're a lesbian, Steve? Rhys - Doofus maximus yoyo - yo armfan a name from the past armfan - she's got a pizza place Rhys - Actually, I just liek to watch naked wrestlers or boxers Dean the Valkyrie - Diana: ? I'm still a male, you're still a female...how does that make me as lesbian? yoyo - hey diana married and we didn't throw you abridal shower sub - don't forget about the naked nurses, Rhys Diana the Valkyrie - If you're a Valkyrie, then you can't be male, can you! Rhys - and Naked slavegirls yoyo - yo armfan who has the pizza place ,hannie?all i know she has guns!!! armfan - i guess i gotta go to sleep, because when the little cat babies won't arrive in the next 5 hours, I have to take her to the doctor Rhys - Doctor? Why? Dean the Valkyrie - Diana: Obviously, you are not totally aware of Nordic history or myth. for in the 8th century a group of Valkyrie's produced a strain of males in their own image with, however, male sexual characteristics. They called this group D-Valkyrie's to differentiate them from the normal male valkyrie of which you speak. I am one of the last descendants of the 8th Century Nordic experiment! yoyo - hey diana this is the 90's dean can be what he wants i guess Diana the Valkyrie - Steve, you haven't done your research. armfan - to slice her up and pull the kittens out magilla - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:21pm) Rhys - When I was a kid, cats had kittens in cardboard boxes yoyo - take it easy armfan magilla - good evening everyone... sub - hi magilla Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, mags Rhys - Why? she's having a ceaserain yoyo - yo magilla whats up ? armfan - yoyo: no, seriously, if the cat is about to give birth and doesn't, you gotta do certain things magilla - hello Diana...a pleasure to see you, as always! Dean the Valkyrie - Diana: Don't forget TTFN! I, as your great admirer, must know everything about you and how to serve you. However, in deference to your great name and the fact that I have no right to expect contact at so early a point in our relationship I will now turn back into the mild-mannered Steve you have known me as in the past. Rhys - I have always had cats. Love cats. Diana the Valkyrie - Steve, be grateful I didnn't use Valkyrie Magic on you. armfan - rhys: you'll get the kittens SW46810 (Steve) - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:24pm) Rhys - Notice I don't say "owned" cates magilla - "Dean the Valkyrie?" Rhys - No, thats okay. armfan - diana: you know, that I'm a magician? SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: I do thank you. Hope you were not angered too much by my indiscretion. Please indicate your forgiveness, if you would be so gracious. Tony the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:25pm) SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: Hey, THAT'S NOT ME!! yoyo - hey an italian valkyrie Tony the Valkyrie - hey, azzo! Diana the Valkyrie - Oh? magilla - Good grief! I think someone has let the squirrels out of their cages Diana... yoyo - YO !tony fetch me a slice Tony the Valkyrie - I'ma 'talian Valkyrie SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: Please...forgive me so I can put my daughter to bed. armfan the valkyrus - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:27pm) Rhys - What the hell? sub - oh no Diana the Valkyrie - Urgghhhh Tony the Valkyrie - I runa Valhalla Pizzaria SW46810 (Steve) - <----I think I've started something VERY bad. Sorry Diana! magilla - Think that sound was Diana throwing up on her shoe yoyo - yo tony lets get original already dean beat u to the punch Tony the Valkyrie - Wotan'a my biggest customer armfan the valkyrus - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:28pm) Tony the Valkyrie - I'ma go. yoyo - hey steve how old is your daughter(just put my 13 month old down) Tony the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:29pm) armfan - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:29pm) Rhys - Who the hell was that? SW46810 (Steve) - Yoyo: 11 years. Great girl! Kids are a real joy. armfan - oh my god, valhalla pizzeria SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: So are you. Would you forgive me? P L E A S E ? yoyo - 11 years seems long but i've noticed it flys when you have kids(last 13 months gone in a second) armfan - steve's in pain yoyo - SO ARE WE GONNA TALK FBB OR WHAT!!!!!!!! SW46810 (Steve) - yoyo: the good times always go by fast. Enjoy them while they're there! Rhys - yoyo, you have NO idea how fast it goes. yoyo - i do nowRhys armfan - oh, my email adress has gone, i'll have to go too Diana the Valkyrie - Actually, yoyo, that not a subject we tend to talk about a great deal, I don't know why!!! wb270 - sometimes I wish it would go a little faster. I'm sick of trying to get my 14 year old to do his homework SW46810 (Steve) - <-----BRB....luv ya all! sub - cya Steve armfan - ciao Rhys - I want Diana to do [I want is the phrase she really dislikes] [not one of us] a picture gallary on naked wrestler and boxers. yoyo - easy gents homework i'm still on diapers armfan - rhys: send her pics yoyo - why is that diana since your site is all about these powerful women Rhys - And I want it now, and full of just the shots I like. sub - and nurses, Rhys Rhys - and slavegirls. Rhys - yoyo, I have the answer. wb270 - we prefer to discuss Gilbert & Sullivan, and Isambard Kingdom Brunnel Rhys - Exactly! armfan - bye diana Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know why that is, yoyo, I think maybe the people who come here aren't completely monomaniacal about it Rhys - We're latent intellectuals who dig naked muscle chicks. Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, armfan wb270 - Frankly, although it may sound strange, I'm not even particularly interested in female body builders - unless they wrestle men armfan - monomaniacal is a great word <- that was my last thought for today. I'm drunk. yoyo - wb i'd rather talk about lockwood&kim c. playin hockey tonite good nite all sweet dreams diana!! wb270 - and then it's OK with me if they're BBs Brownie - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:38pm) Rhys - Hey, armfan, Ive been on drunk too Rhys - It's fun. Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Brownie yoyo - logged off. --- (Mon Mar 9 9:38pm) Rhys - sub has seen me drunk, right, sub? sub - hi Brownie Brownie - Hi, Diana and everyone. Brownie - Hey, sub. sub - of course, Rhys. aren't you usually drunk? Rhys - I'm a real lush, sub. Gooned half the time. Blotto. Rhys - (hic!) Rhys - Sorry. sub - plowed. polluted. Diana the Valkyrie - Totally frobozz Rhys - sozzled, snoggered Rhys - Thta's a new one Rhys - shit-faced is my favourite sub - i couldn't think of any other explanation for your behavior, Rhys. unless it's the drugs Rhys - Drugs, I do NOT do. Rhys - I prefer the old tried and true stuff, tested by centuries of use. Liquer sub - they call that denial Diana the Valkyrie - Alcohol isn't a drug? Oh! Rhys - No, its the truth wb270 - actually distilled spirits are relatively recent, I believe Rhys - Semantics, the FIRST refuge of a.... sub - drug, poison...who's counting? Rhys - To my knowledge the English started making gin in the 1550s or so Rhys - really rather late wb270 - yes but Valkyries should drink mead sub - Rhys is an ale man, and that's been around since ancient egypt wb270 - whiskey became popular in the US because it was the only way to get a profitable agricultural product across the appalican mountains to the markets in the east Diana the Valkyrie - Mead and beer, WB SW46810 (Steve) - <----back. DIANA: May I ask forgiveness again? Just a little "yes" would be greatly appreciated. Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, Steve Diana the Valkyrie - And what penance are you offering? sub - look out, Steve SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: For such a transgression as I committed; I must say that you should choose what I can do to make amends to Y O U. Diana the Valkyrie - Hmm. What do you think, sub, what should Steve do? sub - uh oh 30 min. pickle? SW46810 (Steve) - sub: I must put myself in Diana's hands. Rhys - Thanks wb, I didn't know that. I'll tuck that away for another cocktail party Diana the Valkyrie - No, I don't think this rates a pickling. SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: I humbly await your orders; whatever my mortal capabilities permit I am ready to offer in your service. sub - how about a story, then? Diana the Valkyrie - What would Dom make him do? SW46810 (Steve) - <----Doesn't think he wants to know what "pickling" is. sub - for making fun of Her name, let's see... SW46810 (Steve) - Hey, the story sounds fair! I'll do that!! Diana the Valkyrie - Good idea, a story. SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: If I do this story would you forgive me? Diana the Valkyrie - If it's a good one,yes SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: I'm not sure I can measure up to your standards; but I'll do the best I can. Rhys - Which reminds me, I should be delivering another Ursa about now. Diana the Valkyrie - A story about Rhys and Betty would be fun Diana the Valkyrie - She's visiting the US soon, you know. Maybe she could drop in on Rhys sub - inspiration itself! Rhys - Ja, ausgeseichnect Rhys - Jawolle!!! Diana the Valkyrie - Unexpected, like Rhys - Hell, I'll fly her over SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: I would be glad to do this but do not know enough about them to do them justice. sub - with Her fists taped Diana the Valkyrie - While he's out in some field photographing Morlocks Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, well you have to research it, Steve SW46810 (Steve) - <---I think I'm way over my head on this one! sub - tap, tap, WHAM! Diana the Valkyrie - Very easy, it's all in the Chatroom Archives Rhys - I have that photo scanned but it's at work. I put it up tomorrow Diana the Valkyrie - You'll get lots of help from your friends Rhys - A Morlock entry. Rhys - She can stay with me. sub - really, Steve, check the archives. there's a whole novel full of material there Rhys - At least she would have a good computer and modem and ISP. SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: Might I write you a story about a woman with a very special obsession concerning the treatment of men under her control? I think you'd like it. Diana the Valkyrie - Steve, you've already been given your assignment. You wimping out already? SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: Maybe you might even put it in the library if you like it. Rhys - Hey, nothing dirty, SW Diana the Valkyrie - You can do the second one as well, if you like Rhys - This is a clean site Diana the Valkyrie - Cleanish SW46810 (Steve) - Rhys: Have I ever acted otherwise? hope not! Diana the Valkyrie - Well, bits of it are suitable for people over 21 with strong stomachs Rhys - Kept clean by Diana die Putzfrau Rhys - JUST JOKING!!! Diana the Valkyrie - See, sub is helping you already Steve Rhys - I can get an hour of writing in. I should go, but you are so diverting. Rhys - Diana, throw me off and make me write. Diana the Valkyrie - I just wrote a 3000 word boxing story today SW46810 (Steve) - Rhys: Don't go yet...if I'm going to write this story, just answer three questions: (1) Are you attracted to Betty; (2) Have you ever met Betty; (3) Is Betty a femme fatale? sub - Rhys vs. Betty! the battle of the 7.2 seconds! Rhys - 1: yes 2: no 3: unknown SW46810 (Steve) - sub: Is Betty like Nicole...a wrestler and FBB? Rhys - right i kik her geil Pussy Diana the Valkyrie - Hey, Rhys, you really want me to throw you off? I have some Valkyrie Magic here ... sub - Betty is like nobody else, man. check the archives SW46810 (Steve) - Rhys: Are you from Germany and Betty from the USA? Rhys - Don't I know. Diana the Valkyrie - Want to see it? Rhys - It's like dying. I just close my eyes, and...... Go ahead DO IT! SW46810 (Steve) - sub: Where are these records on Betty to be found. I can't get into the archieves from my computer. Diana the Valkyrie - 10 Diana the Valkyrie - 9 Diana the Valkyrie - 8 Diana the Valkyrie - Bye Rhys SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: this is toughter than the TTFN assignment. Diana the Valkyrie - Steve, it's in the clubhouse, if you can access the chatroom, you can access the archives sub - just a second, Steve. i wanna see this... Diana the Valkyrie - See what, sub? Brownie - IS Betty really coming to the USA later this spring? sub - oh, it's over already? Diana the Valkyrie - Where's Rhys, sub? Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, brownie sub - i don't know, Powerful Diana. did You fling him? SW46810 (Steve) - Sub: Is Betty a traveling FBB that is taking on Rhys? Diana the Valkyrie - Worse than that, sub sub - aha! then the rumors are true! Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 10:09pm) SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: What did you do to Rhys? How can I write a story on him if you've done something awful to him? Diana the Valkyrie - Betty's a boxer, Steve. You really have to read the archives to do this Diana the Valkyrie - The rumours aare all false, sub Diana the Valkyrie - He'll recover, sub. Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby sub - hi Scooby Scooby - Hello. Did Rhys get the boot? SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: I'll try to do this...but these archives, don't they run on forever? Can you at least tell me where to look? SW46810 (Steve) - Hi, Scooby....top of the evening to you. sub - in about the last week and 1/2, Steve Diana the Valkyrie - Rhys felt the Power of Valkyrie Magic, Scooby Scooby - Funny that Ghost isn't here. I wonder if he's enjoying himself with my tape?... SW46810 (Steve) - sub: Thanks so much my good friend! You are very good to me. Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby, I didn't expect to see you for about 12 hours SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: I'm really better with wrestling women than boxing ones. Still want me to do it? Diana the Valkyrie - Betty's a boxer, you hoped this would be easy? sub - Scoob, Steve's gonna write a story: "When Rhys Met Betty" Brownie - scooby, please send me your e-mail address. I would like to order one (or more) of your tapes. SW46810 (Steve) - Diana: No, I just wanted to do a good job. wb270 - steve, start working backward from today, and use the Find commend in your browser to locate Betty Scooby - Was Betty here again today? Diana, I haven't been able to open the package yet. I gotta be sneaky about it. I'm waiting for the right moment. SW46810 (Steve) - Scooby: What package? This could help the plot! SW46810 (Steve) - wb: EGADS! I don't have a BROWSER. sub - Betty was here for quite a while today, Scooby Diana the Valkyrie - Haven't opened it yet? The suspense must be killing you SW46810 (Steve) - <----I am computer castrated. wb270 - don't tell me you're a web-tv wimp Diana the Valkyrie - Steve, the thing you're using right now is called a browser Diana the Valkyrie - He's an AOLer wb270 - even AOL probably has a find Scooby - Damn, I seem to have missed Betty for several days now. Yes, Diana, I'm going nuts. I also got another package too! There's advantages and disadvantages to being married. wb270 - name the advantages Scooby - umm..... Diana the Valkyrie - Haven't you got your own kennel in the garden, Scooby? SW46810 (Steve) - wb: Tis too true. I was president of "Noputers" for three years. Then I got this computer from my wife. I thought the internet was a birth control device. I'll try to access these archives. I hope my computer illiteracy will not put my in even hotter water with Diana. Oh, this is very bad. Diana the Valkyrie - Someone to do up your zip for you Muscle Girl - logged on. --- (Mon Mar 9 10:17pm) wb270 - hello MG Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, muscle girl Scooby - She's bright. Muscle Girl - Hello! How y'all doing tonight? SW46810 (Steve) - Hi, MG. Always a pleasure to feel your power in this room. sub - greetings, Muscle Girl Brownie - Hi muscle girl. Scooby - I got it, wb! Tax Exemption!
