LuvUrThighs - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 12:07am)
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 12:40am)
TomNine - Anybody here?
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tomwalker - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 01:53am)
tomwalker - I haven't a clue as to how this feature works.Does someone respond? Then what?
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Cindi - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 06:14am)
Stu - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 06:32am)
Stu - Hi anyone here?
Stu - guess not
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Scooby - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 09:03am)
Scooby - The Scooby Spank-a-thon!
sub - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 09:33am)
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TomNine - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:27am)
TomNine - Anybody there?
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:32am)
sub - hello?
Blu - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:37am)
Blu - how are you today?
Blu - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:39am)
sub - sorry, Blu. didn't mean to be rude. was elsewhere, not watching screen
sub - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:45am)
Vincent - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:56am)
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 11:07am)
TomNine - Hello???
TomNine - Are these times about 15 minutes off again? I thought they were fixed.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 11:29am)
Ian - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 11:37am)
Ian - hi
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 12:18pm)
Karyn - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 12:20pm)
HardbodyPaul - Hi Karyn.
Karyn - Hi Paul
HardbodyPaul - A good friend of mine spells her name the same way as you do.
Karyn - It is a bit unusual
HardbodyPaul - Well, close. She spells it, Caryn.
HardbodyPaul - She's a massage therapist. That's how we met.
Karyn - So, tell me about yourself
HardbodyPaul - I met her in a department store, and made a comment of how muscular her forearms were. And she ivited me to get a massage from her.
HardbodyPaul - What do you wish to know about me?
Karyn - Anything you wish to volunteer
HardbodyPaul - Use caution! I'm VERY honest! And blunt.
HardbodyPaul - Ok, I ADORE muscular women! How's that?
HardbodyPaul - Actually, I love MUSCLE in general. On me too!
Karyn - Well, I kind of assumed that much, is that all there is to say?
HardbodyPaul - And you, what brings you to Diana's chat room?
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm, no, there's lots more about me. I'm single, 29, 5'7", 156 lbs., 8% bodyfat, and I live in Kansas City, Missouri.
HardbodyPaul - Where are you from?
Karyn - Aside from muscular, what other attributes do you like in women? California.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 12:27pm)
HardbodyPaul - I'm passionate about the sport of bodybuilding. Strength and muscle sports in general, acutally. I dabble in bodybuilding, myself.
TomNine - Hi HBP, Karyn
HardbodyPaul - Hi TomNine.
Karyn - Hello
HardbodyPaul - Karyn, I'm very attracted to affectionate women, as I am very affectionate myself. I like women of a competitive nature. "Tomboyish" if you will.
HardbodyPaul - Passionate, yet fun!
HardbodyPaul - Strong, yet gentle.
HardbodyPaul - Oh, and I type kinda fast too, Karyn.
Karyn - Well, I have been lifting since I was 11and I have always been somewhat on the aggresive side
HardbodyPaul - What's new with ya, Tom?
TomNine - Karyn, what is your interest in Diana's site?
HardbodyPaul - Uh-oh! Karyn, you're not a one of those girls who likes to wrestle with men and whoop their butts, are ya?
HardbodyPaul - Tom, Sandy's coming! WOOHOO!
TomNine - Not much new here, HBP. Your session with Sandy all lined up?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 12:32pm)
Karyn - Pretty much what I said in my last message. - No, but I do like being in control, I am not into giving pain or wrestling at all.
TomNine - And I don't type nearly fast enough...
Scooby - While the wife is away, the Scooby will play!
Scooby - Karyn, I like your atittude!
HardbodyPaul - Scooby! Just the man that I was hoping to see in here.
Karyn - Thank you
HardbodyPaul - Hmm, yes, Karyn. You would seem to be my type of lady also.
Scooby - How can I help you HBP? Too bad Sandy isn't here this weekend. I'm all by myself.
TomNine - Karyn, you will find many admirers here. Are you married, or have a boyfriend?
HardbodyPaul - Scooby, Sandy is awaiting your phone call!
Scooby - Did you tell her about me and my situation?
Karyn - As a matter of fact, I am married.
HardbodyPaul - I don't get into the wrestling thing competitively, as most of the guys here at Diana's playhouse. I prefer the muscle and strength of a lady in a playful, yet gentle way.
Karyn - No, tell me scooby
Scooby - Karyn, does your husband enjoy your atittude?
Karyn - Very much
TomNine - Karyn, does your husband share your interests?
Scooby - Do you go out with other men?
Karyn - Yes, quite often
HardbodyPaul - Scooby, yeah, sort of. I told her that you had some questions for her, and that you were considering seeing her, but needed some answers, as you had never done anything like this before. She responded to me this morning, that she would wait and see if you called her.
Scooby - And do you make him stay loyal or does he see other women?
HardbodyPaul - You go out with other men, Karyn?
HardbodyPaul - How's that work?
Karyn - I never let him see other women. Yes!
HardbodyPaul - Call her, Scooby!
Scooby - HBP, thanks. I may try to call this weekend while I'm alone.
Scooby - Karyn, do you consider yourself pretty?
TomNine - Scooby and HBP, I've mentioned my session here with Sandy before, and in a recent archive I saw some questions I might be able to answer. If you want to e-mail specific questions I'd be happy to relate some details.
Scooby - Are there any pictures of you on the web?
HardbodyPaul - I'm curious if sub has made his appointment with Sandy yet.
Scooby - Tom, are you in Missouri?
Karyn - Well, I consider my body more appealling that what might be that of as an attractive appearance.
TomNine - I'm inMaryland Scooby. I saw Sandy here about a month ago.
HardbodyPaul - Thanx, Tom. I think that I caught most of the conversation with you about Sandy.
Scooby - Do you have a pretty face, Karyn?
HardbodyPaul - I wish that Tom was in Missouri. Sandy would like to have six appointments in St. Louis. Right now, I think that she only has four.
TomNine - I'd hate to detract from the attention paid to Ms Karyn right now though...
Karyn - To a point. There are many other women more pretty but I know I am passable.
HardbodyPaul - I'm spending 1 1/2 hours with her myself.
Scooby - Do you live anywhere near Missouri Karyn?
HardbodyPaul - I was kinda amazed when Karyn slipped in here, Tom.
Karyn - California
HardbodyPaul - Do you ever lift men, Karyn?
TomNine - Now that Sandy's visit to MO is on wb270's page there should be more interest. Maybe somebody could post it on AAWA.
Karyn - Why were you amazed? - I have from time to time but it is not something I care one way or the other about.
HardbodyPaul - ARe you getting any snow today, Scooby?
HardbodyPaul - That's a good idea, Tom. Hadn't thought of that.
TomNine - Karyn, is your account with Diana yours, or your husband's.
Scooby - Ah, too far away. Karyn, maybe you could at least boss me around a little bit here in the chat room. No snow yet HBP, is it coming? It's pretty and sunny out right now.
HardbodyPaul - I was amazed, Karyn, because so few women frequent the chat room here.
Karyn - It is my husbands
Scooby - Karyn, I assume you have hit it off well with sub.
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, we're getting a bit of the white stuff today, Scooby. I'll be sure to send some your way.
TomNine - Karyn, we amaze pretty easily in these parts.
HardbodyPaul - Karyn, so you have a dominant personality?
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Tom. Yeah, that we do!
Karyn - I would say so, yes!
Scooby - Well, folk, I'm gonna go put the finishing touches on Volume 2 while the wife is away. I'll be back often today!
HardbodyPaul - Oh, and Scooby. I forgot to mention to ya. I told Sandy about Diana's video idea, and she is going to correspond with Diana about it.
HardbodyPaul - Ok, see ya, Scooby.
Scooby - Cya later. Gotcha HBP!
Scooby - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 12:46pm)
HardbodyPaul - Why are so many women here into domination?
HardbodyPaul - What is your strength level, Karyn?
Karyn - Probably the nature of the web site.
Karyn - How would you like me to rate that?
TomNine - Karyn, do you have a dominant lifestyle with your husband, or just occassional role-playing?
HardbodyPaul - Oh, I see.
HardbodyPaul - How would I like you to rate your strength level, Karyn. Well, you lift weights regularly, yes?
Karyn - It is very much a complete lifestyle, but it is very casual.
Karyn - Yes
HardbodyPaul - Well, what's the heaviest poundages that you get up to on squats, bench, curls? And for how many reps with said weight?
TomNine - Karyn, Paul ants to know if you can lift him easily.
Karyn - How much does he weigh?
HardbodyPaul - Damn, you're psychic, Tom!
TomNine - How big a guy do you think you can lift?
HardbodyPaul - I weigh 156 lbs., Karyn. Oh, boy, here it comes!
HardbodyPaul - I'm paperweight!
Karyn - Oh hell, my husband weighs almost 200 and I can carry him with no trouble.
TomNine - I'm a soft 220 punds. Me next, me next!
Karyn - At that weight, I might be able to lift you, give the right way, with one hand.
HardbodyPaul - Yes, but how do you carry him, Karyn.
Karyn - I could probably lift you Tom but obviously not as easily
HardbodyPaul - Here's my all time favorite lift for a woman to do with me, Karyn.
Karyn - Depends on my mood and what I have in mind. - OK, tell me.
HardbodyPaul - Karyn squats down, Paul sits on her shoulders, Karyn stands up to a full standing position, without using her hands on her knees. Karyn squats back down again (all the way), and stands back up again. Repeat, repeat, repeat....
HardbodyPaul - Oh, God, I crack myself up!
Karyn - Well, at 156, I could probably do that but I never have tried that, I really have never lifted a man only for effect.
Stu - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 12:54pm)
TomNine - Paul, will you ask Sandy for that move? She might be able to pull it off.
HardbodyPaul - How many can you do, Karyn, to failure?
TomNine - Stu.
Stu - Hi all
Karyn - Hello Stu
HardbodyPaul - You can count on Sandy doing that move with me, Tom. We may just do it on tape, and send it to Diana.
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Stu.
TomNine - Excellent!
HardbodyPaul - Tom, you've got me giggling.
TomNine - Karyn, do you have any children?
Karyn - Yes
HardbodyPaul - It's all in good fun, Karyn.
TomNine - Are you raising your daughters to be assertive or sons to be passive?
Stu - Whats going down here today? Shoot a brick - he's out already
HardbodyPaul - What is the heaviest poundage that you have squatted in the gym, Karyn?
Karyn - I have a daughter and two sons, and while I can answer yes to that I probably should not go to far with that subject since it might considered somewhat in bad taste.
HardbodyPaul - Who, Stu?
TomNine - No details, eh. No problem.
Stu - Atherton. He only batted for 9 minutes. I've got the test match on
HardbodyPaul - Man, there are some seriously dark clouds converging on my house here!
HardbodyPaul - I'm afraid that I don't know who you are talking about, Stu.
Stu - Well if you're in the USA you probably wouldn't Paul. Its the Cricket
HardbodyPaul - Still there, Karyn?
Karyn - Right here
HardbodyPaul - I am, Stu. So, I don't know who the Cricket is.
HardbodyPaul - Why no answer to my question regarding your lifting in the gym, Karyn?
Stu - Well its similar to baseball in that you have to thump a ball with a lump of wood
TomNine - Stu, except for you we are all septics here.
HardbodyPaul - Hmmm, interesting sport, STu.
Stu - Sceptical about what, Tom?
HardbodyPaul - Well, I must be off for now, folks. See ya's.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 1:08pm)
Stu - See Ya Paul
Karyn - Bye paul
TomNine - Sorry, Stu, I thought you would get the rhyming slang for Americans: septic tank/yank.
Stu - HA HA hey Tom...I didn't know Americans used rhyming slang
Stu - I'll have to get on the dog and tell my friend about that one
TomNine - We don't use it and rarely even know about it. I've been to the UK a few times, work with some Brits here, read a little.
Stu - Karyn, are you in the USA too?
wb270 - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 1:15pm)
wb270 - hi
Stu - Hello WB
TomNine - wb!
Stu - Anyone still here? Or have I been bumped again...
Karyn - Still here Stu
wb270 - i'm here
wb270 - been off reading the archive
TomNine - Just a quite moment.
Stu - There's a lot of archive Wb - I was reading it yesterday
wb270 - if HBP were still here I'd tell him that as of last night sandy still had only 4 guys lined up
Stu - Sandy Who wb?
wb270 - Bouwman
TomNine - wb, I saw on the Iron Belles page that Rayne is coming to the DC area in April. Your page said you met her, when was that?
wb270 - weveral years ago. probably 1995
wb270 - probably the strongest woman I've ever wrestled competitively
Stu - Rayne! I love her! What about Shelahe, has anybody wrestled her?
wb270 - not me
TomNine - In her pictures Rayne looks huge, but not very defined. You had a competitive match with her, wb (or Stu)?
wb270 - have you met rayne stu?
wb270 - She is not defined at all. But she is damn strong
wb270 - defined doesn't have much to do with strong
TomNine - Never wrestled Shelahe, but the pictures look great.
Stu - No I've not met her wb, but I have some pics of her from the Ironbelles page
wb270 - gotta go eat lunch. bye.
Stu - I am hopelessly in love with Shelahe
TomNine - wb, I like a lot of aspects of having a session with a powerful woman. I'm just curious which of those aspects Rayne can fulfill.
Stu - Bye wb
Stu - Well I'm off out socialising for the evening - probably see you all later
TomNine - Bye wb, Stu.
Stu - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 1:41pm)
Karyn - Well TOm, you take care and I will look for you later
Karyn - More than likely
TomNine - Bye Karyn, talk to you again.
Karyn - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 1:48pm)
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 1:57pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 3:21pm)
Scooby - Holy cow! No sub?
sub - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 3:22pm)
sub - how's that?
sub - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 3:26pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 3:50pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Wow!
Diana the Valkyrie - I think this room has sub in the woodwork.
sub - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 3:53pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hmm, thought so
sub - greetings, Lovely Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Wottcha!
Diana the Valkyrie - You got into the newsletter
sub - i did? cool!
Diana the Valkyrie - sub's ordeal by chatroom
sub - my ordeal last night was very trying
Diana the Valkyrie - What, a haiku this time?
sub - no, either this computer or my ISP keeps causing me to lock up
sub - and it happened right in the middle of wha promised to be a very interesting conversation with
sub - ...Dom, i meant to say
sub - She was not pleased
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, I'm not surprised.
Diana the Valkyrie - Who's your ISP?
sub - primary.net
Diana the Valkyrie - Are you sure? Is that their domain name?
sub - yes. it's a local operation, i believe
Diana the Valkyrie - 11756 Borman Drive, St Louis
sub - that sounds right to me, Swift One
Diana the Valkyrie - When I ping them, I get timeout
sub - i was about ready to go do worse than ping them
Diana the Valkyrie - Yow! Shocking.
Diana the Valkyrie - Do they have a web site?
sub - yes. not a helpful one, though
sub - almost everything that isn't self-promotional says to call with problems
sub - and of course when i call, nobody's available
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm there. But it's very slow to load.
Diana the Valkyrie - They have two main problems. 1) being a small ISP is a dogs life. and 2) they don't have enough bandwidth, that's why their web site is slow, their ping is slow, and you have slow access.
sub - actually, i ususally get pretty fast access 42k-44k. or is that misleading?
Diana the Valkyrie - That's very fast! How do you know you're getting that speed?
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, they say they've got a T3
sub - that's what the little dial-up-networking box says
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, no, that's how fast the modem *can* transfer, not how fast it is transferring
Diana the Valkyrie - Means you have a clean line. But when you're caught in a traffic jam, the fact that you can do 44kbps doesn't catch rabbits.
sub - i thought that might be the case. is there a way to find out how fast it's actually transferring?
Diana the Valkyrie - Sure, download a 1mb file, and count seconds.
sub - hmmm. that wouldn't tell me how fast the tranfer is at any time, only at the time i downloaded
Diana the Valkyrie - Any test only tells you the result at the time you tested.
sub - there's gotta be some software that monitors continuously
Chuck - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 4:20pm)
sub - hi Chuck
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Chuck
Chuck - Hi Diana...Hey sub..
sub - by the way, Edifying Diana, what exactly does the ping rate tell you
Diana the Valkyrie - The ping is a round trip.
Diana the Valkyrie - You say hi, the thing ping says "hi back"
Chuck - Diana...I haven't been around for a week...I think I will be in Columbus next weekend...Do you know if Andrulla will be available for dinner or a session or hasn't she said...
smitty - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 4:25pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Andrulla's competing, she isn't likely to do sessions when she's competing
sub - would it be too much to ask you to ping mo.net, post.net, and nine.net, please, Helpful Diana? hi smitty
smitty - Hello?
Chuck - sub...how'd ya make out after your "test"?
Diana the Valkyrie - Dinner, I don't know, I suggest you ask her.
Diana the Valkyrie - sub, you can ping them, you know
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Smitty
smitty - How does one contact the missing persons bureau?
sub - i didn't know that, Beautiful Diana. how? Chuck, things were going pretty well with Dom until last night
Chuck - Hi smitty...As Mike Lange says..."He shoots and scores!!!!!"
smitty - Yeah, three times on Barrasso on five shots in the first period, Chuck. He's letting me down.
smitty - Anything new, Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - mo.net, about 100 ms
smitty - Chuck, about a month ago, NHL.com did a feature on Lange. I pulled off about eight great audio clips.
Chuck - smitty..Call 911 in Minneapolis...
Diana the Valkyrie - post.net also good, nine.net doesn't exist
Diana the Valkyrie - "Smitty pulls it off"
smitty - Well, I'm not sure it's an emergency, Chuck. She does have a history of periodic disappearances from this place.
Diana the Valkyrie - WHo are you going to say is missing?
smitty - What's in the March newsletter, Diana?
smitty - That's a really good question, Diana.
sub - what was primary.net, Kind Diana? and maybe it's 9.net
Chuck - Jesus Christ..not you too...what happened?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, the marriage announcement ...
Diana the Valkyrie - What do you mean "too", Chuck?
Chuck - Thanks Di..Just thought you may have known...I will do that..But I understand she's there competing, so it might be tough.
Diana the Valkyrie - primary.net doesn't ping, I told you
Chuck - No Di...That was meant for sub...
sub - sorry. Helpful Diana. i forgot
smitty - Off to work everyone. Try to return later.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I knew you were talking to sub, but I still want to know what the "too" referrred to?
Diana the Valkyrie - 9.net doesn't exist
smitty - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 4:36pm)
Chuck - I know smitty...I've heard them all from Lange...He's an excellent broadcaster. In a sport that I think is the hardest to do play-by-play.
sub - oh, for me? well, Chuck, Dom hasn't disappeared yet, but i was rudely disconnected in the middle of a conversation with Her last night and She didn't seem too happy. thank You, Lovely Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Does that mean she's going to punish you?
sub - well, one may always hope...but i'm afraid She'll just ignore me
Chuck - Well Di...Let me put it this way...Half of the "too" I was referring to just logged off....Like a damn soap opera...haha
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe soap operas are designed to imitate life?
Chuck - What the hell happened, Ray Fosse...??
Diana the Valkyrie - You just don't usually see other peopleit all laid out in front of you.
sub - what about Ray Fosse, Chuck?
Chuck - Not mine Di...I don't play games...Bottom line guy...
Diana the Valkyrie - You don't play games? What a pity
Diana the Valkyrie - Hockey's rather fun, if you can persude them to forget about the silly puck and concentrate on the Valkyrie
Chuck - no sub..i was calling you that..what happened last night?
Chuck - Not those kind Di...After I get together, I'll play tons of them...hahaha
sub - they only bother with the puck because there's usually no Valkyrie around. i got disconnected during a conversation with Dom last night and She lost patience waiting for me to get back in
Diana the Valkyrie - So what you're saying is, the puck is a kind of Valkyrie-substitute? Yes, I can understand that.
sub - one gets pretty desperate for a substitute whan there's no Valkyrie available
Chuck - Well gang...Gotta run...Nice talking to ya..Bye..
sub - cya Chuck
Chuck - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 4:54pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Any puck in a storm, huh?
sub - yes, Lovely Diana. lack-of-Valkyrie is more like a drought, though
Diana the Valkyrie - On a dark night, a puck's as good as a fuck, is that the expression?
sub - odd, i never heard that expression. let me write that down
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 5:00pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Rhys
sub - hi Rhys
Rhys - Hello, sub - Diana
Rhys - What a lovely afternoon here. 75 degrees
Rhys - Flowers are blooming
Rhys - Idiots are blooming
Rhys - Sub, have you seen Dom since last night?
Diana the Valkyrie - I like idiots, they brighten up the planet
sub - haven't seen Dom, Rhys
Rhys - Be thankful for the fools, for without them we could not succeed. - Mark Twain
Rhys - Dom, she came a looking for you last night. What happened??
sub - i got disconnected, Rhys
Diana the Valkyrie - He got cut off.
Rhys - Hard luck, sub. You were working up to a first class grovel, I could tell.
sub - indeed i was, Rhys.
Rhys - Do you have any idea who she is?
sub - i have plenty of ideas. evidence, very little
Rhys - Tell, please - theorize
Rhys - Hold on I gotta get a beer.
Rhys - Okay, back - wow my last one.
sub - don't even have enough to form theories. wild guesses, vague fears-that's all
Rhys - Shoot!
Rhys - Maybe its Sharon.
sub - you, Rhys, have been suggested as a possible culprit
Rhys - Or Mac. - eh, Diana? Mac.
Rhys - On my honor as a descendent of the Revolution, it is not I, sub, honest Injun.
Diana the Valkyrie - Mac said that he isn't a member, didn't he.
Rhys - Besides I was on last night with you and talked right through her. I can't duplex.
Rhys - You're right! That lets him out.
sub - i believe you, Rhys. writers, however, have been known to claim veracity where the is little or none. are you sure you can't, Rhys?
Rhys - God, that ale is good. Johnson's local stuff.
Rhys - I don't even know how to get a picture in the chat room, and no one will tell me.
sub - Beautiful Diana, Rhys, I must go. take care
Rhys - Lsten, sub, if I were Dom, I'd be a whole lot more creative. And you'd be in real pain.
sub - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 5:19pm)
Rhys - Well....
Diana the Valkyrie - The pickle torture?
Rhys - I'd have him go out and have his nipples pierced, and make him scan the reciept and post it here.
jeff - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 5:20pm)
Rhys - And that's just for starters.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, jeff
jeff - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 5:21pm)
Rhys - hi, jeff
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, have you been reading upo about ampallung then?
Rhys - jeff, ever have your nipples pierced?
Diana the Valkyrie - I have an excellent link on pirercing things.
Diana the Valkyrie - With some great pictures
Diana the Valkyrie - And a recipe for doing it yourself.
Rhys - Ghastly stuff, can't handle it, really, UUGGHHH!!!!
Rhys - SHUDDERRR!!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Or a Prince Albert
Rhys - Boy, we scared him right off.
Rhys - What's a Prince Albert -
Diana the Valkyrie - It's a piercing.
Diana the Valkyrie - Go check out those links some time when you're bored.
Rhys - Do you have Prince Albert in a can? - Yes? - Well, let him out.
Diana the Valkyrie - Not just before eating, though
Diana the Valkyrie - Or if you're prone to nightmares.
Rhys - I've seen pictures on the web. It's unbelievable. I can't handle it. Horrid!
Diana the Valkyrie - That's just a small thing, you should see the more extreme ones.
Rhys - Why do people nowadays do this?
Rhys - Rights of passage?
Diana the Valkyrie - That's one reason.
Rhys - Belonging?
Diana the Valkyrie - As a conversation piece
Rhys - Good God!
Rhys - That'll set the neighborhood a gaggle.
Rhys - I ws in the gym today and this guy with a body I wish I had was just covered in rings. All pierced with rings, what a desecration of the fleash.
Rhys - Was Trencherman on today? and wb270?
Diana the Valkyrie - I can't imagine why people want so many holes in themselves.
Diana the Valkyrie - Dunno, look in the archive.
Rhys - I's beyond me. My son understands it. but I don't
Rhys - Reading Eternal Golden Braid - Hevy stuff. Difficult to read at night.
Diana the Valkyrie - You shouldn't expect to understand it all
Rhys - Thta's good to hear, I'm hanging on, but just.
Rhys - The music I understand completely and the art, but the math is difficult
Rhys - Do you know why the H in BACH is a B natural?
Diana the Valkyrie - The math gets worse
Diana the Valkyrie - Er - isn't that how they wrote it?
Rhys - It's like this: a B is a B flat (soft B) and an H is a B natural (hard B).
Rhys - It's hard to explain without drawing it.
Rhys - But when you begin singing a modal scale on D, the B is flat sometimes and sharped others, depending.
Rhys - This was before the notation we have now. So thye used a round lobed B for B flat and a sqaure lobed B for B Natural.
Rhys - The square lobed B looks like an H
Rhys - Finis.
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you got as far as Godel's theorem?
Rhys - Yes.
Rhys - I'm working through that now.
Diana the Valkyrie - That's the key theorem
Diana the Valkyrie - The music is just fluff
Rhys - I guessed that. The whole thing appaers to be about recursion. Am I right?
Diana the Valkyrie - No
Rhys - I guess I'll have to read more.
Diana the Valkyrie - Self-reference; that isn't recursion.
Rhys - I think I see where the key is but it always appeasr to me to be the un proof-able. And goes on a lot about the business of proofs being insuficiently understood.
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, you can't prove that proof works.
Rhys - I know. So I hope he leads me to soemthing worthwhile and not to a dead end.
Diana the Valkyrie - The Cretan liar paradox is a self-referential thing
Rhys - Yes, of course, and the two sentences he gives later on.
Diana the Valkyrie - You probably always wondered how to resolve that
Rhys - You can,t - as far as I know.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, you can
Diana the Valkyrie - You know how gas has a smell in it?
Rhys - Yes?
Diana the Valkyrie - It's so that you can spot leaks, they add the smell, it isn't there naturally
Rhys - I know that.
Diana the Valkyrie - Paradoxes are the smell in logic.
Diana the Valkyrie - Alerts you to a problem.
Rhys - In real estate deals we call it the "sniff test"
Rhys - I think we're getting a little circular here.
Rhys - This isn't hard logic.
Diana the Valkyrie - It's at the foundation of logic
Rhys - True, we ar e ta the very edges of waht we can comprehend.
Diana the Valkyrie - What's this "we", Kimo Sabe?
Diana the Valkyrie - (Old joke)
Diana the Valkyrie - The lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by ten thousand hostile indians
Diana the Valkyrie - "We're in a heap of trouble, Tonto"
Rhys - We are all unable to grasp the beginnings. We argued about this once before.
Diana the Valkyrie - What's this "we", paleface?
Rhys - I know the joke well.
Rhys - I called it the essence of the beginning and the end.
Rhys - Look, I'd better get going., and read some more.
Diana the Valkyrie - My little tricorder just came back from the menders
Rhys - What?
Diana the Valkyrie - I said, "My little tricorder just came back from the menders"
Rhys - I heard you, but how can you - oh, my - how can you have a tricorder.
Diana the Valkyrie - It records sound, stills and video. Three things. Tricorder.
Rhys - I was thinking of Star Trek
Diana the Valkyrie - Theirs was similar, wasn't it?
Rhys - I don't know. You never really saw it up close.
Rhys - It seemed to do everything.
Rhys - Diana, I'm exhausted.
Diana the Valkyrie - So does mine
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh dear, I keep hearing that phrase.
Rhys - I really should take a nap and then do some work, maybe work on Ursa.
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, then
Rhys - Nigh. Well, just a respite. Maybe the room will be lively tonight. Maybe Capt. Bligh will be back.
Diana the Valkyrie - Who can tell?
Rhys - Or ThillyBruth
Rhys - or I.K. Brunel?
Rhys - Bye.
Diana the Valkyrie - Reminds me of a brand of salt we have here
Rhys - What?
Diana the Valkyrie - Cerebros salt
Rhys - Oh. Bye. I'll read some more .....
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 6:11pm)
Mauro - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 6:26pm)
Mauro - hi
Diana the Valkyrie - hi
Mauro - seems we r alone tonite
Diana the Valkyrie - {{licks lips}}
Mauro - hmmm should i be scared or pleased?
Diana the Valkyrie - You shouldn't know whether to be scared or pleased
Mauro - ok let's wrestle t
Mauro - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 6:33pm)
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 6:33pm)
TomNine - Hi Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, T9
TomNine - I guess Mauro was scared... or maybe overly pleased.
TomNine - If I knew I'd have you alone I would've checked out the newsletter so I'd have something to discuss.
Diana the Valkyrie - One of those, I expect.
Diana the Valkyrie - SMitty and Crystal made the newsletter again
TomNine - I just glanced at the chat archive... something about wedding bells?
Diana the Valkyrie - Er - possibly. Let's not count our chickens just yet
TomNine - Have they met, or even exchange photos?
Diana the Valkyrie - THey've spoken on the phone
TomNine - If I come on and see one of the soad opera moments going on, I just move on and look at some pictures.
TomNine - soap opera...
Diana the Valkyrie - The soap opera is the most interesting part!
magilla - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 6:42pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Mags
magilla - hello Diana!
Stu - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 6:43pm)
TomNine - I thought as I got to know the characters the appeal would increase, but not really. And this sub/dom thing can't be good for anybody IMHO.
TomNine - 'gilla, Stu.
Diana the Valkyrie - WHy not?
Stu - Hi everyone
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Stu
magilla - Hello Stu
Diana the Valkyrie - I was enormously impressed by the way everyone rallied round sub in his time of need.
Stu - What was Sub's time of need Diana?
TomNine - sub seems pretty happy with the game, at least when his ISP cooperates, but I think the fantasy is getting out of control.
Diana the Valkyrie - The sub-a-thon
Diana the Valkyrie - No, it's far from out of control. The worst thing he's done so far was that sonnet!
magilla - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 6:48pm)
Stu - What happens in a sub-a-thon?
TomNine - Of course everybody supports sub. And he should pursue his bliss.
TomNine - Did the newsletter pay tribute to the sub-athon?
Diana the Valkyrie - Sub stayed n the chat room for 24 hours, to prove that he is worthy.
Stu - 24 hours??? Its a good job he doesn't have to pay a BT phone bill
magilla - 24 hours...he must be tough as allegator steak!
Diana the Valkyrie - And then he had to write a poem
TomNine - Then there was the sonnet, and it looks like this Dom character is losing interest in the game.
Diana the Valkyrie - She was in yesterday, Tom
Stu - Diana, I'm nearly ready to sebd you my next story. Just got to get the email part sorted. Thanks for the info about it
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, great
Stu - When I have the new email address I'll send you amended versions of DKA1 and 2 as well
TomNine - But she just barked at the chatters for a few minutes while sub desparately rebooted. Or was there more?
Diana the Valkyrie - I thought sub grovelled rather well.
TomNine - Is this the long-awaited Denny Kane's Amazons part 3 coming? The first instalments were excellent.
Stu - Well thanks Tom! No its not DKA3 just yet. I have a long way to go with yet before its ready. Its the first in a series of shorter amazons stories I am writing called the "Amazon City" series. The first story is called "Iilyana's Revenge"
TomNine - I look forward to reading it, Stu. I love all the details in the DKA stories, and of course the entire premise is right up my alley.
Stu - Thanks again Tom. If you like DKA you should like this. I'll be posting soon
TomNine - I've been puttering around with some stories of my own, but it's hard work to get them just right. And I'm pretty lazy, so it's not a good match.
Stu - Well it can get difficult writing them sometimes Tom. I sometimes go for weeks on end with a mental block when I can't write anything at all. I like to feel the story flowing when I write
Stu - Do you have any stories here Tom?
TomNine - No, and nothing close to posting. I have a broad outline for a long series and a few scenes down. All in an old Apple II, then I'll have to retype it as webtv e-mail, so that's another task that is puttig me off.
Diana the Valkyrie - I can write stories at about 1000 words per hour
TomNine - All hail the prolific Valkyrie. We love you, Lady Dee!
Stu - Wow Diana! Thats about 300 words faster than me. Can all Valkyries do that?
Diana the Valkyrie - When I'm not being distracted, yes
TomNine - Diana, I think your stories are exceptionally well crafted. Maybe not the most "effective" for me, but certainly the most literate stories on the site.
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you. Actually, I'm a professional writer.
Stu - Yep Diana's stories are very good. I have always enjoyed them. I used to read tham before you had this site Diana, when you had that thig with the anon.petet email address. Bet you are gl;ad to be rid of that
TomNine - Is running this site your main job now, or do you also have a mild-mannered secret identity profession?
Diana the Valkyrie - Writing brings in some extra marmalade
Stu - Diana, could I send to an email? I'd like some advice on setting up a web site
Diana the Valkyrie - Sure
TomNine - I remember that e-mail thing... didn't seem at all compatable with webtv, but the stories were posted on AAWA. Which reminds me, weren't there a few more Jim Priest stories in those days?
Diana the Valkyrie - There's a couple I don't have up on the web site, out of policy.
Stu - There used to be an FTP site with all the Jim Priest stories and all the "Catscratch Fever" series, but it went offline
Diana the Valkyrie - Leyser's site, I know. He's a member of mine now.
TomNine - And no more Jim Priest stories to come? We'll never find out how it ends!
Stu - Yeah that was it Di, Leyser.
Diana the Valkyrie - He'll contact me sooner or later.
Diana the Valkyrie - I guess he's not on the internet right now, or he would have already
Stu - Maybe he's just lurking Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Possibly. Everyone else has contacted me now, even David Sullivan
TomNine - Weren't the stories originally circulated on the internet? I recall the copyright dates on them were only like 94-95, not too long ago.
Diana the Valkyrie - Sure, and I have them all, I think.
Stu - Whhhhaaaattttt????? You mean David Sullivan that porno geezer?
TomNine - David Sullivan of Ssandy Stone fame?
Diana the Valkyrie - Sandi Stone, right. No, not the one you're thinking of, Stu!
Stu - Thank goodness for that Diana. We don't want the Sunday Sport on your fine pages.
Diana the Valkyrie - Or vice versa
Stu - Oh...have you been trying to get your web site in the Sunday Sport then?
Diana the Valkyrie - No thank you!
Stu - What about the mail on Sunday?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, thank you
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't want to be in the newspapers at all, it would do me no good whatsoever, and they'd completely fail to understand what the site was about.
Stu - Any other publications?
Diana the Valkyrie - The paper media are shit-scared of the web, you know.
TomNine - why would the popular press be interested in this quaint little gardening site anyway?
Diana the Valkyrie - hee hee hee
Stu - I'm glad to hear that Diana. But its not surprising. It'll probably put them all out of a job.
Diana the Valkyrie - Precisely.
TomNine - Traditional media seems is either hailing the web as the ultimate media revolution or they are attacking it as an uncontrollable font of porn and crime. The tabloid audience probably remains mystified by the whole thing.
Diana the Valkyrie - The web is as easy to understand as London
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 7:41pm)
TomNine - Rhys, hi.
Rhys - Looks interesting.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, R
Stu - Well they won't be mystified for much longer Tom. Over here people are buying Pentium PC.s with modems etc like there was no tomorrow. It's gonna explode soon.
Stu - Hi Rhys
Diana the Valkyrie - I saw this study; someone did a web search and came up with the fact that the word "pedophilia" was found 6000 times in his search engine.
Rhys - It's the future of civilization - if that's not too corny
Diana the Valkyrie - And I read his article about it, and foun the same word eight more times.
Diana the Valkyrie - And I thought, when they put this article up on the web, the count will increase to 6008
Diana the Valkyrie - And I sighed, sadly.
Rhys - They're all running VERY scared. It's going to destroy paper publishing soon
TomNine - Stu, isn't there an assumption that once the masses see what's out there at least some won't like it? The mothers of America are going nuts about it.
Stu - Yeah. That sort if thing is inevitable unfortunately Diana, because the Internet is so open to everybody, anybody with a computer can put whatever they like on it
Rhys - The price of books has doubled in the last 10 years.
Rhys - And you can't get published unless it is likely to sell BIG. The costs are huge, but the web is cheap
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't actually understand why an article discussing the horrors of pedophilia is something that we should censor.
TomNine - Aren't almost all print outlets opening web sites too? I don't think we'll see the end of paper publishing anyways, like tv didn't make people stop going to movies, etc.
Stu - Well yes Tom. There is an assumtion of that. But like everything else new that comes along, people are just taking it in their stride I reckon
Rhys - It's culture -
Rhys - TN this is different. But I have to admit I thought movies would die along time ago. Considering they almost all stink, I can't see why people go - and it's expensive.
Rhys - I do not get off on car crashes and leftist object lessons.
Stu - Well I saw "Titanic" the other day Rhys. It was worth £3.50
Rhys - I must be a little strange. I don't like watching people die, or starve on mountainsides.
TomNine - People get used to going to movies, buying a paper, etc. Even after people will be able to access the web on the subway, a newspaper may still be more convenient.
Diana the Valkyrie - How about crushed between a Valkyrie's thighs?
Rhys - Oh, there will always be some need.
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't read newspapers, I prefer my fiction to be undisguised
Rhys - I want to be the crushee, not watch.
Stu - Well its not entirely about that Rhys, it is a sad story about an era
TomNine - Valkyries go well in all media, from opera to braille.
Rhys - Newspapaers bore me, I've always gotten my news from the radio.
Rhys - I always though that taking a newspaper to the shit house has very symbolic
Stu - My girlfriend crushes me between her thighs sometimes
Rhys - And in the old days what thye did with it afterwards was even more suitable.
Rhys - How was it stu
TomNine - You are a lucky guy, Stu.
Stu - Can be a bit painful, but don't I just love it
Rhys - Is she strong?
Rhys - Come on, you can tell us, we can keep a secret.
TomNine - I assume that you are living the Denny Kane fantasy, Stu. Don't let me down and say it isn't so!
Stu - She isn pretty strong. She is not a bodybuilder or anything, but she keeps pretty fit. She is 5ft 7ins and weighs about 160lbs
Rhys - Holy shit! That's a lot of girl! If she's toned - watch out, kid.
Stu - Well that's a fantasy that I sure wouldn't mind living, Tom...but the reality is not quite as far-fetched as that!
Rhys - Can she bend 6 inch nails?
Diana the Valkyrie - Tell her to read my recipes
Rhys - Tell her to get some nails and read her stories.
Stu - Not that I know of Rhys. But she can beat me at armwrestling about 50 percent of the time. And legwrestling
TomNine - Diana will have her ripping apart phone books in no time.
Diana the Valkyrie - Piece of cake
TomNine - Stu, does she know about your special interest in strong women?
Rhys - No doubt. Look, I'm 5-8 and weigh in at 190, and it's not fat, and I'm a guy! Let me tell you, Stu, she's strong!
Rhys - I have to drop out. people. I'll be back later.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 8:04pm)
Stu - I only see her every few months at the moment though. She is overseas
Stu - Bye Rhys
Stu - yeah she knows Tom. She works out a bit sometimes
TomNine - It's good that it didn't freak her out. Is she working out to get stronger for your benefit, or is she into it too?
Stu - Oh she enjoys exercising Tom.
Stu - Oh, she did say she wanted to get stronger for me
TomNine - Overseas for you is anything that isn't Great Britain, right? Could be Brazil or the Isle of Wight. If she's in the US I could see how she's doing for you :-).
Diana the Valkyrie - No, she's doing it for herself.
Stu - Well sorry Tom! No she's not in the US. She is in Kenya
TomNine - Maybe next time. Of course the Valkyrie will acknowledge the needs of her man while atending to her own interests.
Stu - ???
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 8:19pm)
TomNine - That bit was in response to the "doing it for herself" thing. I say, You go girl!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, HBP
HardbodyPaul - Hiya's!
TomNine - Paul, howdy.
HardbodyPaul - Hello, Diana. Have you heard from Sandy Bouwman yet?
HardbodyPaul - Hi Tom, Stu.
Stu - Evening Paul
HardbodyPaul - What's the topic in here tonight?
TomNine - What was Sandy supposed to tell Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - I haven't had an email from Sandy
HardbodyPaul - Sandy is interested in making a video of the Missouri guys in our sessions with her.
HardbodyPaul - You'll probably be hearing something from her soon, Diana.
TomNine - Is it a scripted video, or just shooting whatever happens at the session?
HardbodyPaul - I mentioned the idea of making some video footage to Sandy, and she said that it sounded like fun to her, and that she would ask you about it.
HardbodyPaul - I think, shooting whatever happens, Tom.
HardbodyPaul - I'm pumped!
HardbodyPaul - Of course, during my session, some squats are going to get in there somewhere.
Diana the Valkyrie - Great. Who's got a good camcorder?
TomNine - Is the video meant to help defray costs if not enough sessions are booked?
HardbodyPaul - I'm hoping that Sandy does, Diana.
Stu - Well folks - i'm off for a while. see you later
HardbodyPaul - Yes, Tom, I know that is specifically why I mentioned it to Sandy. I also booked a 1 1/2 hour session with her to help her out.
Ghost - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 8:28pm)
Stu - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 8:28pm)
Ghost - Hello All Whats up
HardbodyPaul - Hi, Mike. What up?
TomNine - Hey, Ghost.
Ghost - Not much tonight .Only 1 week till I see Sandy
Ghost - Hay Tom
Ghost - Cant wait ,She was busy when she got back from NY thats why she hasent answerd her phone
TomNine - I love the anticipation before a session. Almost as good as the session itself.
HardbodyPaul - We were just talking about her, Mike. ARe you feeling some anxiousness?
Ghost - Alot HBP cant wait to see her i wish it was tonight
HardbodyPaul - I couldn't agree more with you, Tom. It's kinda feeling that I used to get on Christmas Eve., when I was little. Since I've grown up, I don't seem to get that feeling too often anymore.
Ghost - You might even say Im going crazy
HardbodyPaul - What do you think that Sandy will wear when you first see her, Mike?
TomNine - And Sant's leaving a beautiful blonde body builder under the tree!
Ghost - I agree with Tom .The first time I met with Victoria ,she said she was feeling the same way awaiting fior my arivel
Ghost - I hope a Mini skirt with 5 in heels
Ghost - I hope a Mini skirt with 5 in heels
Ghost - Howd that happen I guess i am more excited then i thought
HardbodyPaul - I would imagine that Sandy would look quite good in a mini.
TomNine - I'm sure that if you let her know how you want to be greeted at the door she will be happy to oblige.
Ghost - Ill talk with her before then and see what she says
TomNine - Mike, are you in on this video deal?
Ghost - I hear that she is making plans to go to ST Louie ,Did you talk Scoob into seeing her HBP
Ghost - What with Diana
HardbodyPaul - Mike is seeing Sandy in Detroit.
Alexei - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 8:39pm)
Ghost - What video deal Tom ?
Ghost - Hay Alexei
HardbodyPaul - Yes, she has her hotel reservations, and plane reservations, Mike. Scooby has some questions for Sandy before he will decide.
TomNine - I see. This is a "Show Me" exclusive.
Alexei - Hello, It's me, just been to town, checking in here before bed
TomNine - Alexei, hi.
Ghost - Just talkin about Sandy ,One of the sexyest FBB around
Alexei - Hi Tom, Paul & Ghost, what's happening?
Ghost - Hay Alexei how are you
TomNine - The St Louis guys are planning to tape their sessions with Sandi, Mike.
HardbodyPaul - Indeed, it is, Tom. We are going to show Sandy how great we Missouri guys can be.
HardbodyPaul - Hello, Alexei.
Ravenwolf - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 8:41pm)
Ghost - So am I HBP
Ravenwolf - Hello everyone
Ghost - Hay Wolf
HardbodyPaul - That's correct, Mike. Diana offered to pay a little money if we made some video footage with Sandy.
HardbodyPaul - Hi, Ravenwolf.
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, I know that you will show Sandy a good time too, Mike.
TomNine - Hey, RW.
Ghost - Did you check with Sandy .Im sure she wouldent mind the free advertisment
Ravenwolf - are there pictures of this Sandi in the Gallery?
Alexei - I'm too tired. Have to sleep
Alexei - See you all tomorrow
Ghost - Shell have the time of her life here I want to show her that Mi is not that bad of a place
Alexei - Bye
Alexei - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 8:44pm)
HardbodyPaul - Where are you from, Raven?
Ghost - Not that I know of .She does have a web page of her own thou
Scooby - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 8:45pm)
Ravenwolf - I'm in North Carolina
Ghost - Hay Scoob
Scooby - Volume 2: COMPLETE!
Ghost - MINE MINE MINE MINE
HardbodyPaul - Yes, Mike, I've mentioned it to Sandy, and she said that it sounded like a fun idea.
Ravenwolf - Where is her web page?
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Scoob!
Scooby - Starting to dub copies as we speak. Hello everyone!
TomNine - Time to start on Volume III, Scooby.
HardbodyPaul - It's in Diana's links, Raven.
Ghost - Dont know the address off hand ,But she calles it heatwave
Scooby - Already started on Volume 3.
Ghost - HEATWAVE
HardbodyPaul - Sounds like a lot of work, Scooby.
Scooby - It was a hell of a day.
HardbodyPaul - What does your tape consist of, Scooby?
Scooby - The house is filled with strange odors.
TomNine - Sandy's homepage is called "FIREHOUSE" or something like that. Very Hot!
Ravenwolf - what's her last name?
Ghost - KICK ASS FIGHTING WOMEN
TomNine - Duh, Heatwave.
Ghost - HEATWAVE dammit
Scooby - 6 hours of scenes from movies and TV shows that feature women beating up, knocking out or killing men.
HardbodyPaul - Sounds wild, Scoob.
Scooby - Actually 6 hours and 30 seconds.
TomNine - Sandy Bouwman, often misspelled.
Ghost - Its in the link page under Heatwave .
Scooby - Yep, too bad you're not in to that kind of stuff Paul!
Ravenwolf - thank you
TomNine - Is that 6 hours PAL or NSTC?
HardbodyPaul - I don't find women whooping men all that fascinating. However, women whooping WOMEN, does a little something for me.
Ghost - Bouwman Sandy , No prob Wolf
Ravenwolf - I find both to be quite arousing
Scooby - Well, I'm gonna get back to dubbin. Tom, it's NTSC format.
Ghost - Hay Scoob I got that tape rteady for you .Pushed to the limit
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby
Scooby - I'll be back later. Say, where's sub anyway?
TomNine - Scooby, did you ever offer your tape on AAWA. Different guy, different tape, or what?
HardbodyPaul - Once again, it's interesting how our tastes vary. I guess that is what makes life interesting, huh?
Scooby - Ooooo! Thanks Mike! Send her off! How much do I owe you?
Scooby - Tom, that was a different guy offering a similar tape.
Ghost - Nothing im going to put a couple more movies on with it first
HardbodyPaul - I haven't seen sub. But, I'm anxious to see if he's set up his appointment with Sandy yet.
Scooby - Thanks Ghost! I'll be back later!
Ravenwolf - Greetings Diana
Ghost - And ill send the $2000 with it when i send it
Ghost - Thats $20.00 not $2000
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Raven
Scooby - $2000?!? KICK ASS! Hi Diana! Bye Diana!
Scooby - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 8:53pm)
HardbodyPaul - $2000?
Ghost - Im watching Mimi kick some ass right now
HardbodyPaul - LOL, Oh, God, that was funny!
Ghost - $20.00 not $2000
HardbodyPaul - Scooby thought that he was mading some serious dough!
Ravenwolf - Time to eat, see you folks later
Ravenwolf - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 8:55pm)
Ghost - But hafe to be carfull where I put the dot when im talkin money
HardbodyPaul - See ya, Raven.
Ghost - Not from this kid
HardbodyPaul - Yes, very important, Mike.
Ghost - Well Ill hafe to corect him later
HardbodyPaul - Hey, Mike, don't forget to let us all know how your date with Sandy goes. And if she's able to do one squat with you.
Ghost - No Prob HBP Ill eather wmail you or tell in here
HardbodyPaul - Maybe you could post a review of the session on Scooby's board. Perhaps that will entice him to have a session with her tool.
Ghost - If im alive to tell about it . After shes done with me I might become Ghost 2
HardbodyPaul - too.
Ghost - With her tool GBP what are you thinking about HBP
HardbodyPaul - Oh, that was supposed to be "too", not "tool". HeHe No, really it was!
Ghost - GBP ? Whos that ??
HardbodyPaul - I'm sure that Sandy's tool is pretty good also.
Diana the Valkyrie - A fire axe?
HardbodyPaul - Oh, some typo's are killers.
Ghost - Im sure it is . Woh knows mabey well be lucky enough to find out
Ghost - WOH ? What is the meaning of that
HardbodyPaul - GBP = GoodbodyPaul?
Ghost - Very Good HBP
HardbodyPaul - I'm sure that Sandy has one of those too, Diana.
Ghost - Now what is WOH ?
HardbodyPaul - Thanx!
Ghost - typos up the butt tonight
HardbodyPaul - WOH = abbreviation for, "Whoa". Used when Sandy picks you up!
HardbodyPaul - You say, WOH!
Ghost - What the heck its Saterday night
Ghost - yes WOH
HardbodyPaul - Yes, it is, and I'm sitting here waiting for a buddy of mine to pick me up and take me to see a local band play. And he's late, Damnit!
HardbodyPaul - I'll be saying, "WOH, Sandy, do that again, baby
Ghost - never fales
Ghost - Buddy ?????/
HardbodyPaul - Diana, are you anxious to see me get lifted?
Ghost - O Baby please .Woop me beat me .but Baby please dont hurt me
HardbodyPaul - Yes, Mike. A friend. A pal.
HardbodyPaul - You lie, Mike. We all know that you want some pain!
Ghost - Thats what ill be saying to Sandy .
HardbodyPaul - My beer drinking buddy
Ghost - Yes I do HBP Pain its wonderful when done by a beautiful lady
Ghost - Im only kidding HBP
HardbodyPaul - No you're not, Mike. It's ok.
Ghost - I didnt think you drank beer .Cheres
HardbodyPaul - Oh, perhaps you meant that you were kidding about he "buddy" thing. I thought that you meant the "pain" thing.
HardbodyPaul - Sometimes on weekends, I do, Mike.
Ghost - Buddy HBP I was kidding
HardbodyPaul - Boys must play, ya know!
HardbodyPaul - I see, MIke.
HardbodyPaul - Diana?
HardbodyPaul - Oh.....Diana?
Ghost - Shes flyin around here somewhare
Diana the Valkyrie - hi
HardbodyPaul - Hmmmm.....
Diana the Valkyrie - YEs, HBP, the whole world wants to see you fly!
Ghost - See Told you
HardbodyPaul - Did you see my question, Diana?
Ghost - She just answerd it HBP
HardbodyPaul - I don't care about the whole world, just you, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - Purrrrrr
HardbodyPaul - Meant in an affectionate manner, Diana.
Ghost - Hell its time for a BEER hold on Ill be right back
HardbodyPaul - Uhmmmm, I love to hear Diana Purrrrr!
Ghost - I think all guys do HBP
HardbodyPaul - Drink up, Mike. Since I'm not getting to. So somebody should.
HardbodyPaul - How's Roderick?
Ghost - Want one I got enough for 10 of us here
Ghost - Who ?
HardbodyPaul - Still "flappin'"?
Ghost - Always
HardbodyPaul - Sure, Mike. Push it right on through the screen. Roderick is Diana's steed.
HardbodyPaul - flap, flap, flap That was so funny!
Ghost - wherd Tom go O Sorry Mighty Diana I forgot
Ghost - Hold on let me try Ill push one through the screen for you
HardbodyPaul - Dunno where Tom went, Mike.
HardbodyPaul - Don't spill any, Mike!
Ghost - By the time it gets to you itll probley be worm thou
Diana the Valkyrie - I've located a MUD
HardbodyPaul - Well, it sounds like Diana is pretty busy, and I've got to call my friend. So, I must be off. Thanx for the effort on the beer, Mike.
magilla - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 9:16pm)
Ghost - Who Mighty Diana
HardbodyPaul - See ya's!
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 9:17pm)
Ghost - Later HBP no prob man
magilla - Hello Diana...Hi Ghost
Diana the Valkyrie - A multi-user-domain
Ghost - Hay Magilla
Ghost - Sounds cool Diana
magilla - room looks pretty quiet for a Sautrday nite...everyone must be out wrestling!
TomNine - Mike, you looking for me?
Ghost - Where you been hiddin Tom
Diana the Valkyrie - Making The World of the Valkyrie
magilla - I guess everyone needs a hobby Diana!
Ghost - I love Valkyries
Ghost - I made a big mistake the other day . Saying I loved all women . Well i found out that i dont love all ladies
TomNine - I'm cooking dinner and glancing at chat every so often.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yummy, a man who can cook!
Ghost - just most of them
magilla - LOL Ghost...any man who has ever been divorced knows that
Ghost - All guys cook at one time or another Diana
Ghost - Magilla 100% true
magilla - Thank Odin for microwave ovens
Ghost - when growing up ,when in the army,when living alone ,and when married
Ghost - I love to BBQ ribs
magilla - married life is no guarnatee of a good meal...had one wife you couldn't cook and another who wouldn't
Ghost - Thats why I cook ,My BBQ ribs make mouths water
TomNine - Diana, I know that the way to a Valkyrie's heart is through her stomach.
magilla - sounds good Ghost...but too much trouble for me
Diana the Valkyrie - That's only one of many ways
Ghost - # hrs to profection
Rhys - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 9:28pm)
TomNine - After dinner, Diana, you can relax and relate your days battles as I massage your feet.
Ghost - Kissing and licking feet is desert
Rhys - Where's sub?
Rhys - I'm worried.
Rhys - Hi, all
magilla - Hello Rhys
Diana the Valkyrie - We have version 0.1 of the mud up; tell sub if you see him
Ghost - I gotta go see you all alter
Ghost - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 9:31pm)
Rhys - Really? Where? - Oh shit, version 0.1 - very amusing
Rhys - I gotta get a beer - Oh, Jesus! I'm outa beer. I drank the last one back when I was on last.
magilla - Life does have its little tragdies Rhys
Rhys - Oh, my GOD!
Rhys - My hands are shaking.
wb270 - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 9:35pm)
Rhys - ------------ hello?
wb270 - hello
TomNine - Hello, wb.
Rhys - Oh, good, someone to talk to.
Rhys - hi, wb270
Diana the Valkyrie - OPen up a Dos boox, and type telnet freya.thevalkyrie.com 4000
Rhys - A DOS Box? Is that what you mean?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes
Diana the Valkyrie - version 0.1 of the mud
Rhys - How do I do that. A DOS Box.
wb270 - I just did it ant it tells me that this program can't be run in a dos box
Diana the Valkyrie - You running CPM, WB?
wb270 - CMP?
Diana the Valkyrie - Windows?
wb270 - win 95
Diana the Valkyrie - You should be able to tun Telnet, then.
wb270 - I have a win95 telnet program somewhere
Diana the Valkyrie - Nettterm?
Rhys - I did it, I'm On. DOS Box - just get to a DOS Prompt! How does it work?
Diana the Valkyrie - type telnet freya.thevalkyrie.com 4000
Rhys - I did I'm there.
Rhys - Now what?
Diana the Valkyrie - Do what it tells you!
Rhys - I'm connected but it's just a blank screen with a block cursor.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hit enter
Rhys - I have options for Connect Edit Terminal Help Enter does nothing.
Diana the Valkyrie - coonnect, then remote system
Diana the Valkyrie - host name is freya.thevalkyrie.com
Diana the Valkyrie - port 4000
Rhys - Listen, I did all that - I'm on I have the screen and the cursor. So what's supposed to happen.
Diana the Valkyrie - click on connect
Rhys - I did all that but Okay.
Rhys - Host name freya failed - that's the message I get
Diana the Valkyrie - freya.thevalkyrie.com
Diana the Valkyrie - no spaces
Rhys - I'll try that from scratch at the C: prompt
Rhys - Gotcha Valkyrie!
Rhys - I'm in kind of game, answering questions.
Rhys - You on Tomnine
wb270 - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:05pm)
wb270 - well I got in
Rhys - Yes, so did I. But what now?
TomNine - I took my webtv apart and couldn't find anything that looked like a DOS box :-). I'm just lurking through this, Rhys.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah. WebTV
Diana the Valkyrie - Can it handle Javascript?
Rhys - Tom, just get to a DOS prompt and type in freya.thevalkyrie.com 4000 just like that
Rhys - How to I enter text?
Diana the Valkyrie - You type Say hello
Rhys - I can see people responding but I can get anything in.
TomNine - webtv can do javascript, though I've never done anything with it. No idea if it's even possible to get to a DOS prompt. I could enter freye etc as a URL, but I wouldn't expect to get anywhere.
wb270 - I doubt if web TV has a telnet client
wb270 - telnet is the hacker's favorite
Diana the Valkyrie - I might be able to get a javascrpt telnet.
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Tom, you can't do a Dos prompt
Rhys - Wow, I reall appreciate wondows, kids.
Diana the Valkyrie - Web TV people will have to wait till I can get the java telnet
Rhys - Tom, your a youngster, I can tell. I was raised on DOS, man.
Rhys - Go to START and you can find a dos prompt there. Put it on your desk top as a shortcut. and you'll be able to drop right into DOS. Forget the BOX, I don't know what that means
Diana the Valkyrie - Tom's running a webtv, Rhys, he can't do that
Brownie - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:21pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - hi, brownie
Brownie - Hi, Diana, Rhys, TomNine and wb270
TomNine - I'm 39 Rhys, and I use DOS every day at work. I chose webtv to get away from that, and the limitations really haven't bugged me. Like no windows...
Rhys - Tom, got to folder window and find a program called Exit to DOS and make a shortcut from taht.
TomNine - Hi Brownie
Rhys - So, Diana, where do we go with this from here (not right now but in the future)?
Diana the Valkyrie - I need to find someone to write the scenarios and descriptions
Diana the Valkyrie - What I have here is all ordinary D&D, I want to make it in tune with the web site
PeepingTom - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:25pm)
Rhys - You mean, architect a structure for the room?
TomNine - Rhys, I'm holding a remote control with fewer buttons than the one for my tv. I'm going nowhere here, just watching as I get ready to eat dinner.
TomNine - Hi peeping one.
PeepingTom - Hi people
Rhys - Watch out Peep she'll clobber you for using her color.
wb270 - my boy could probably so what you want, Dv, but he wouldn't be very in tune with your web site
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Peep
Diana the Valkyrie - Rhys, it isn't one room, it's a world full of interconnected rooms
PeepingTom - DV can do what she wants: I'm used to this color.
Rhys - Yes, of course.
wb270 - a lot of your folks are not going to cope well with telnet DV
Rhys - Whoa, there Peep.
Diana the Valkyrie - I know that, JB, I want to do a browser interface to it.
Rhys - I see, a real place to meet people.
Rhys - A couple could go off to a room alone and chat by thenselves.
PeepingTom - Anyway, Diana doesn't hurt men, she protects them, right Di?
Rhys - Even lock the door.
Rhys - Get cuddly.
Diana the Valkyrie - Only when I have to.
Rhys - I'm not joking.
Rhys - sub could go in a get the shit kicked out of him by Dom.
Diana the Valkyrie - mud mud mud
Stu - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:34pm)
Rhys - rah rah rah! sis boom bah
Stu - Hi all
TomNine - Stu!
PeepingTom - welcome Stu
Brownie - Hi, Stu.
Stu - Hi Toms Diana and Rhys and brownie
Stu - and Wb
Rhys - greetings from the sunny south, stu, 75 here today.
Rhys - Diana, took us on a tour of her new baby
Stu - Lucky you rhys! It feels like about 75 below here
Rhys - Mostly still in vitro
Stu - What new baby?
Rhys - mud mud mud
Diana the Valkyrie - WB, there's lots of Windows clients for muds
Stu - A MUD??? Oooohhhh good. Is it like Doom?
wb270 - No, it's the exact oposite of doom
wb270 - Doom gives you a great graphics engine
PeepingTom - What does 'mud mud mud' mean?
wb270 - with a MUD everything is words
Brownie - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:41pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe, WB. Maybe not
Rhys - Really? No graphics at all?
Stu - I think it means "Multi-User Dungeon," PT
wb270 - You going to do a Doom WAD for your dungeon?
wb270 - well classically no graphics anyhow
Rhys - If its just ASCII it will be alot faster.
Rhys - Just put a nice front end on it
wb270 - I guess at their core all these games are based on some kind of finite state engine
Diana the Valkyrie - I can do the graphics via URLs maybe?
Rhys - I'm afraid games have never interested me, never. But human interaction - yes.
wb270 - but the Goom, Quake, etc. games throw a terrific visual rendering engine on top
wb270 - You get some of the interaction, with the graphics, with Ultima Online
Stu - Maybe people should have the option to have graphics and text, or just text alone for speed of operation Diana
Rhys - Why are you so interested in telnet?
Rhys - Can't you do this in regular WWW
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know Rhys, maybe I can get a web interface
Rhys - I like the concept of many rooms and being able to select and pair up. We really need something like that.
wb270 - sounds like you just want to chat Rhys
Rhys - It's really just one step beyond what you have here now.
Rhys - What else do you want to do in this format? other than look at pictures.
wb270 - the point of the MUD is that it is a game
Diana the Valkyrie - That's right, I'm thinking it will be like a chat room, but better
Rhys - Enter a game?
wb270 - with puzzeles to figure out, and challenges to overcome
Stu - Has anybody here played the Nicole Bass Doom WADS?
Diana the Valkyrie - WB, the game is only a part of it. The people are what's important
Rhys - Yes, I agree. This could really open up communication between like minded people
Diana the Valkyrie - The game gives you something to do when the people part is slow
Rhys - If you're a oddity like me it's tough to meet suitably interesting people.
Rhys - Girls, in particular, are difficult.
Rhys - I like this.
Stu - What about girls Rhys?
Rhys - Beats those one line lieson the dating services.
wb270 - but how many women have you met on-line then met in the flesh?
Rhys - Girls are tough to meet if you're not the standard item and your're not looking for the standard item.
Rhys - none. wouldn't bother at the present state of the art
Rhys - Gotta get to talk with someone for a while first, get to know them, give them a chance to get trapped in their lies.
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, I'm to bed, I have to think about the possibillities this opens up.
wb270 - good night Diana
Rhys - I'm going off to buy some beer and food.
Stu - Well I'm off to bed also folks (but not with Diana). Nighty night
Rhys - Night, Diana.
wb270 - that's a shame stu
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:57pm)
Stu - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:58pm)
wb270 - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:58pm)
Rhys - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:58pm)
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 10:58pm)
TomNine - Yikes, looks like everybody left at once!
TomNine - Maybe I'll drop by later...
TomNine - logged off. --- (Sat Feb 28 11:02pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 11:26pm)
Scooby - be back later.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 11:50pm)
wwwwww - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 11:53pm)
TomNine - w's, hi.
Hal - logged on. --- (Sat Feb 28 11:54pm)
Hal - Yo, TomNine! You there?
TomNine - What's up, Hal?
Hal - You know this multi-w?
Hal - Where's the scissors guys? Or better yet, scissors women at?
TomNine - I think I've seen the login before, haven't really attached any persona to it.
TomNine - A buncha people bailed out a while ago. Wait around long enough and eventually a powerful woman will swoop down.
Hal - Tell her to hurry up. If you get her mad for being pushy, she can take it out on me....
TomNine - You spend much time here, Hal?
Hal - First time. I'm a virgin here.