smitty - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 12:03am)
Hector - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 12:10am)
Hector - Hi smit
Hector - Hey, you awake!!
Hector - Sleeping.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
smitty - I'm here.
smitty - Sorry.
Hector - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Hector - Ah!
Hector - It's okay, 'ol man.
smitty - Not sleeping (although that's a good idea). Surfing.
Hector - Oh yes, you do mutliple things.
smitty - But my heart is empty tonight.
Hector - I just do one thing at a time.
Hector - Like, if I walk, I can't whistle
smitty - Whistling while walking is overrated.
Hector - Is Crystal on the outs again?
smitty - For two days.
smitty - She's disappeared again.
Hector - Look, man, have you ever seen her?
Hector - You're like a dog chasing a car.
smitty - Alas, no. But that's all her doing. Not that I haven't tried.
Hector - What is it that attracts?
smitty - Similar interests, likes, dislikes. Her refreshing personality.
Hector - Her New Times Roman text looks like all the others, bud.
smitty - Her obvious intelligence. Intelligence, to me, is a major turn-on.
Hector - True. Thatls why I like Diana. Very bright
smitty - Of course, sensational biceps and magnificent lats don't hurt, either.
Hector - Smart girls are about as hard to find as smart guys. - very hard to find
Hector - How do you know that?
Hector - Take me, I'm neurotic and screwed up.
smitty - How do I know what?
Hector - If she has a great bod - you've never seen it.
smitty - Oh, I was speaking in generalities. Although Crystal has likened herself to someone whose form I find exquisite.
Hector - Want me to tell you about me? Built like Conan the Barbarian. Pure muscle. Believe me?
smitty - Don't get smart, Hector.
Hector - I'm just trying to ease your pain. But I can see I should say nothing
smitty - I've just heard similar sentiments from too many folks here. Hey, in all other things, I'm a realist.
smitty - But in this one instance, I just find myself drawn in, inexorably.
Hector - Cyber relations are difficulr. The traditional mechanisms are absent. Your senses are being upset.
smitty - I know. One must rely on his instincts.
Hector - I really understand, pal. We all have things we want. And here it can almost happen.
smitty - Where are you from, Hector?
Hector - Originally form Connecticut. Now, recently form North Carolina - starting over.
smitty - Ahh, OK. Well, at least you've got good BBQ now.
Hector - The best. But the women are not good
Hector - No content. All fluff, and very deceitful.
smitty - I have lived in the NYC area virtually my entire life. Each of the last two weeks, I've had extra time before heading into work, so I've sorta wandered around the city. You want to talk about women ...
Hector - See, I like intellegence, too.
smitty - Deceitful? Ouch.
Hector - So many look so good.
Hector - Shallow, I should say
Hector - Very shallow. Selfcentered.
smitty - Shallow is bad, I agree.
Hector - But most people are.
Hector - You find better than average here.
Hector - Diana sets the tone.
smitty - True.
Hector - I gotta get up go to work tomorrow.
smitty - I'm off again!
smitty - Three days in a row after covering the Olympics.
Hector - I feel for you about htis Crystal thing. I've had my heart broken.
smitty - It's not broken yet. Just stretched every now and then.
Hector - What do you do?
smitty - Senior editor for a sports wire service.
Hector - Gotta go smitty
Hector - Oh, thta sound good.
smitty - Good talking to you, Hector. Look for you tomorrow.
Hector - I get to travel, but locally, at least I get out of the office
Hector - Look... tomorrow!!
Hector - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 12:36am)
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 01:13am)
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Smitty.
HardbodyPaul - I didn't realize that you were a "senior" sports editor, smitty. Wow, big time!
smitty - Hey.
smitty - Another human being. Thankfully.
HardbodyPaul - Was Hector not another human being?
smitty - That was 40 minutes ago, Paul. Gets kinda lonely here.
HardbodyPaul - Oh, I didn't look at the times next to the posts.
HardbodyPaul - So, sounds like Crystal and you are not heading in the direction that you were hoping.
HardbodyPaul - But, you did get to hear her voice recently, yes?
smitty - Well, it's a painfully slow process.
smitty - Too brief, I'm afraid.
HardbodyPaul - In my opinion, smitty, it shouldn't be so slow. I think that Crystal needs to show you so more interest.
smitty - I don't mean to sound crabby, but sooooo many folks here have said the same thing.
smitty - Crystal moves at the pace she's comfortable with. I just hope to sorta prod her along, that's all.
HardbodyPaul - I couldn't have stuck with chasing her as long as you have, with as little as she moving in your direction.
HardbodyPaul - Yes, I know. You two seem to be a common topic of discussion in here. You know, we all want to see the two of you seriously together. Perhaps that's why we all seem so impatient about the whole thing.
smitty - Well, what's the saying? Something about the patient being rewarded.
HardbodyPaul - You've never been married, smitty?
smitty - No.
smitty - Or is it to the victors go the spoils?
HardbodyPaul - If that's the saying, then I don't know that I'll ever be rewarded. Ha!
HardbodyPaul - I've almost got my vacation approved at work to allow me to make the trip to St. Louis to see Sandy B. I'm getting excited.
overkil - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 01:25am)
HardbodyPaul - Man, why do women of muscle have so much power of guys like us?
HardbodyPaul - Hi overkil
smitty - I can't tell you, Paul. But I fear it's not just women of muscle. It's women in general.
overkil - no women in here?
HardbodyPaul - Where from, overkil?
HardbodyPaul - But, that's not so with me, smitty. I am not affected or weakened in the knees by most women. But, a woman of muscle, that's another story.
HardbodyPaul - Not tonight, overkil.
smitty - True, Paul. That's because they are a rarer species.
HardbodyPaul - It's interesting how so many guys come in here thinking that the room will be filled with fbbs.
HardbodyPaul - Indeed they are, smitty. Perhaps that's a large part of it. However, women with green eyes are probably just as rare, but they have no power over me.
HardbodyPaul - I almost wish that I was crazy about fat women. Then, I would be attracted to just about every woman in the Midwest.
HardbodyPaul - Bunch of cows!
HardbodyPaul - Mooo!
HardbodyPaul - C'mon, baby, give me HUG!!!
HardbodyPaul - You must be busy there at work, smitty.
HardbodyPaul - I'm gonna go. See ya, smitty.
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 01:32am)
smitty - Shit. I was away from my keyboard.
smitty - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 01:55am)
eeeeee - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 03:44am)
Kathryn - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 06:21am)
Kathryn - you have been on for quite sometime eeeeee, are you still awake?
magilla - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 12:24pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 12:37pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 12:58pm)
Scooby -
Scooby -
Scooby - these are foe you, Rogon. Just a teaser of scenes from Volume 2.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 1:15pm)
Scooby -
Scooby - This is for you, sub!
Scooby -
Scooby - Here's sub now!
Scooby -
Scooby - YUCK! It's Poo!
Scooby -
Scooby - sub at play!
Scooby -
Scooby - Sub at work!
Scooby - Damn, these pictures are even making me a little hard!
Scooby -
Scooby - Now how about something for the ScoobMan...
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 1:30pm)
Scooby -
Scooby - oh, fuck me........
Scooby - man I love chicks.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 1:40pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 2:43pm)
Alexei - Hello Scooby, how do you put pics here?
Alexei - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 2:46pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 2:57pm)
Alexei - http://www.dvaudio.freeserve.co.uk/decor/flyhorse.gif
yoyo - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:01pm)
yoyo - yo alexei how you doin?
yoyo - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:02pm)
Alexei - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:03pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:04pm)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:27pm)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! - Well how dya like my new name?
Alexei - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:28pm)
Alexei - Hi arg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! - Hi Alexei what's new?
Alexei - It's long (the name)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! - Yes but it abbreviates to Argh or just A
Alexei - Not much. Did I know you as somebody else before or are you new here?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! - Yes I am FPM
Alexei - FPM?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! - OK Rogon
Alexei - I see
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! - Gotta go
Alexei - Bye then, did you come only to try the new name?
Alexei - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:35pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:35pm)
Alexei - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:36pm)
D.J. - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:48pm)
ana - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:49pm)
D.J. - There is a house ,in new orlenes .Before the risen sun .> hi Ana
ana - hi d.j.
ana - male or female?
D.J. - Male you ?
ana - female...opps sorry phone call see you later
Andrulla - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:52pm)
D.J. - I just singing hope you dont mind ,bye
Andrulla - Hi people.
D.J. - Hi Andurlla how are you today Iron goddess
Andrulla - Truthfully.. whacked out a bit.
Ghost - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 3:54pm)
Andrulla - Hi Ghost.
Ghost - Hi Andurlla Sorry I was D.J I just wanted to do some singing
Ghost - Where is everybody today
Andrulla - You playing with me ..
Ghost - How are you feeling ? and how is your training going ?
Andrulla - Its not quite 9pm.. they should turn up soon
Ghost - No not at Iron goddess
Andrulla - I have had insomnia for about a week. I have not trained yet today. I will train at midnight.
Ghost - Not at all Please excuse me im tired had only 3 hrs of sleep last night
Ghost - O my tou Ok Andurlla ?
Andrulla - Oh well. I guess I will be fine when I go to USA. Since my time will synch.
Ghost - Look at this were thinkling alike even
Andrulla - Im off to make some coffee. Back in ten minutes. Love to offer you a cup> But computers aren't that good yet.
Ghost - Im just going to hafe to take my time typing i guess. 5 hrs diff from here and there .
Andrulla - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:00pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:03pm)
Scooby - I look like I've seen a ghost.
Alexei - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:05pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:05pm)
Alexei - Hi
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, folks
Alexei - Oh Hi Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, ghost, alexei, scooby
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you see? Dom accepted sub's tribute!
Scooby - Where, here?
Alexei - Have I missed something?
Diana the Valkyrie - On the abuse board
Scooby - I'll check it out. Be back.
Alexei - How do you put pictures here Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - You use html
Alexei - Can you give me an example?
Diana the Valkyrie - Ordinary html, nothing special
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:12pm)
Scooby - Diana, did you see all my animated gifs that I posted earlier for sub?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, but they'll be in the archive
Scooby - I wonder if sub is in to having poo rubed on his face by a woman?
Scooby - I found a great fem dom site with animated gifs
Diana the Valkyrie - No, she'd tell him to do it to himself.
Scooby - Did you see them Alexei?
Alexei - I have seen all of them.
Scooby - Man, that's nasty.
Scooby - Did you like the Gillian photo?
Scooby - That one is hot!
victim - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:16pm)
Alexei - Thats why I wonder how you posted them
Scooby - Hi victim! They were posted using HTML code.
victim - hi everyone. kiss your feet, diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, vic
Ghost - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:17pm)
victim - not much time. scooby, whreīs the great femdom site?
Ghost - Hi all how are we all today ?
Scooby - Just a second, I'll go find the URL and post it.
victim - hi ghost
Ghost - Hi Vic
victim - diana, do get here more often regularly?
Ghos - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:21pm)
victim - oops
Diana the Valkyrie - Rephrase that, vic, it's incomprehenible
victim - meant-you-more-often-than-just-sundays
Andrulla - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:22pm)
Ghos - Server gave me the boot ,it going to be a long day
victim - my fingers tremble and forget some keys sometimes
Andrulla - Hi Im back.
Ghos - Hi
victim - hi andrulla
Andrulla - Ok Victim, Diana
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:24pm)
Scooby - http://members.aol.com/BlakCloak/imagesindex.html
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Andrulla. Yes, vic I pop in most days.
Scooby - that's the FemDom site, victim.
Alexei - Hi Andrulla
Andrulla - Hello Alexei
Scooby - Hello everyone!
Alexei - Think I know how to do it
victim - thanx, scooby. iīll check it. bye everyone
Ghos - Hay scoob whats up man
Alexei -
Ghos - Later Vic
Scooby - uh-oh, there goes victim. We'll never see him again.
Alexei - Like this?
Scooby - Hey! Kick Ass, Alexei!!!!! You stole my pic!
Ghos - Saw that one already Scoob
Andrulla - Hey, how did you send the pic?
Scooby - Have you all seen this movie yet with Shannon Tweed?
victim - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:27pm)
Scooby - It is called "Face The Evil" and it is awesome!
Scooby - Lotta mixed butt kickin and a good f/f fight too!
Diana the Valkyrie - Some people simply don't know how to queue for a phone box.
Scooby - It's not too often we see women kickin butt in heels and hose.
Alexei -
lilviking - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:30pm)
Scooby - oooooooooooo baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lilviking - Hi everybody :)
Andrulla - Hi Liviking
lilviking - First time in the chat room...just wanted to see what it's like here :)
Scooby - Alexei has turned into a madman!
lilviking - Hi Andrulla
Ghos - hi
Andrulla - I still wanna know how you send the pixs..
Scooby - lilviking, if you don't stop smiling, we're gonna call you Louie Armstrong.
Alexei - With html code ,Andrulla
lilviking - *laughing*
Andrulla - Oh. I see. Code!
lilviking - So I'm in a good mood....sue me
Andrulla - Alexei: you still planning to visit London.
Scooby -
Ghos - didnt work scoob
Scooby - whoops. can you read that code?
Andrulla - So, Where are you guys from? Scooby, lilviking?
Alexei - I was there in the weekend Andrulla
Andrulla - Oh.. You didn't call as you said you would..
Scooby - I was trying to tell Andrulla what the code was to type in but instead I get a blank picture. I'm from St. Louis Andrulla.
Scooby - Okay, let me try to break it up into 2 messages so it doesn't get confused. First you type in
Scooby - Damn! That still didn't work!
Alexei - I will meet you next time Andrulla as I had to meet somebody visiting from US this time
Andrulla - Oh Thanks scooby. Alexei: What is the code?
Scooby - Are you guys getting code or a blank picture?
Alexei - But I tried to call you but the number didn't work
Andrulla - 0171 281 2267 Gym no. Best time Evenings.
Alexei - You type someting like:
lilviking - I'm from Norway, Andrulla...and you? UK?
Scooby - I just get a blank picture. Does anyone see the code?
Andrulla - Ghost: No for Doubletree, in Columbus 614 228 4600
Scooby - Whoops, there it is!!!
Andrulla - yes .. Uk
Alexei - Everytime we try to tell you the code then the pic comes instead
Diana the Valkyrie - No, scooby, you have to use meta-characters
Alexei - IWe have to e-mail you how to doit
Andrulla - andrulla@irongoddess.u-net.com
Andrulla - Im going to go do some Chest and calves soon.. Then aerobics.
Ghost - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:44pm)
Ghost - server bootin me alot today .Thankyou Andurlla
Scooby - What are meta-characters?
lilviking - wb Ghost
Andrulla - Dashes and dots etc.. Scoob
Diana the Valkyrie - Thinks like  
Ghost - Thanks Lilviking
Scooby - < I M G S R C = " U R L " >
Diana the Valkyrie - Things like &amp;
Scooby - ooo, I think I did it! andrulla, just type in that, but don't put a space in between the letters with the exception of the G and the S. confused?
Andrulla -
Alexei - Check the e-mail Andrulla
Andrulla - I'll check the email .... Later. I'll do it next time.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:50pm)
Ghost - later ?
Scooby -
Ghost - wb Scoob
lilviking - lol...nice pick, Scooby ;)
Scooby - That's what I call giving a dog a bone.
Ghost - I dont want to see you scoob i want to see ladies
Andrulla - Very Later. Like tomorrow. I'll still be awake. Training til midnight.
Diana the Valkyrie - I always wondered what you looked like.
Scooby - My hairy ass is much more attractive tho, Ghost.
Ghost - NOT
Scooby - Andrulla, if you could see a picture of any handsome man in the world right now, who would it be? I'll give him to ya.
Andrulla - Keanu Reeves, would be fine. Can I have him for a night?
Scooby - If you promise not to hurt him.
Ghos - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:55pm)
lilviking - wb Ghost...again
Ghos - Excuse me for my words server sucks Thanks again
smitty - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:55pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:56pm)
Andrulla - Hi Smitty.
lilviking - hi smitty
Ghos - Hay smitty
Scooby -
lilviking - ...and wb Scooby...again
Alexei - Hi Smitty, are you allright?
Andrulla - Yum!
smitty - Hello, everyone. Yes, I'm fine, Alexei. How are you today, Andrulla?
Andrulla - Any chance of Naked?
Scooby - anybody else?
Scooby - naked? hang on....
victim - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 4:58pm)
lilviking - I didn't hear her say anything about not hurting him tho, Scoob *grin*
Andrulla - Come on Scoob...
victim - hi
lilviking - hi victim
Ghos - hi vic
Andrulla - Smitty. How far is Bevs Gym from the City.
Alexei - You know how to do it now Andrulla?
smitty - If it's in Syosset, that's about 40 minutes on a good day without traffic. Of course, there are few of those in New York.
Andrulla - I will try it when I log-on next time.. It should be easy. thanks
Andrulla - I still prefer to be nearer to the City. I can go to Bevs for a one-off or two visit.
victim - sooby, nice pics on the site you mentioned
smitty - Do you want to be in the city itself, Manhattan?
Andrulla - Im going to be meeting; several people so the city, would be best..
Ghos - Have you gotten toghter with Cindy/Crystal yet Smitty ?
Andrulla - Nearby, would be ok.
Anacreon in Heav'n - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:03pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:04pm)
Anacreon in Heav'n - Sittin here in full glee
Scooby - Are you ready for Keanu naked?
smitty - Ghos, we were taught in journalism school never to ask questions that you know the answers to.
lilviking - hello Anacreon
smitty - In other words, of course not.
Anacreon in Heav'n - I am a jolly old Grecian
Scooby -
lilviking - LOL
Diana the Valkyrie - Then what's a Grecian urn?
Scooby - Andrulla? Still with us?
Alexei - Hi Anacreon
Anacreon in Heav'n - Not much
lilviking - hmmmm....how do we know it's Keanu Reeves?
Andrulla - Have to fly now.. Got to go train.. See ya all.
Scooby - How can you tell? Just look at his butt cheeks!! It's him!!!!
Andrulla - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:06pm)
lilviking - Bye, Andrulla...nice meeting you
Scooby - train... yeah right... I know where she's going...
Mike - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:06pm)
Mike - Sorry Smitty
lilviking - hello Mike
victim - did i miss andrulla?. rats!
smitty - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:08pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, at least sub has good news.
smitty - Don't worry, Mike. My comment was laced with sarcasm.
Scooby - I think I scared her off with Reeves' butt cheeks.
smitty - Really? Do tell, Diana.
Anacreon in Heav'n - Andrulla gave you all about 10 mins or so it seems now she's off for a kebab
Me again - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:08pm)
Scooby - Did you see the pictures I posted for you earlier?
Scooby - Of Shannon Tweed kicking ass with a kick to the head?
Anacreon in Heav'n - No whre are they do i have to go to the archive?
Scooby - Yes, go to the archive. There are two pictures from a movie that will be appaering on Volume 2
Anacreon in Heav'n - Sounds good tho are these from Face evil or Evil Face etc
Alexei -
Mik - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:10pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby, can you do screen caps?
Alexei - Can't help it
Mik - Server sucks I better come back later Smitty i knew that so was I
Scooby - Yes, they are from "Face The Evil". No, Diana, I can't do screen captures. I just found them on the web.
smitty - Diana, what's sub's good news?
Scooby - Anac, I'll post em here again.
Anacreon in Heav'n - Hey if you could do screen caps wouldn' that be dandy
Diana the Valkyrie - Dom accepted his nearly-a-sonnet
Anacreon in Heav'n - Ok Muchacho
Diana the Valkyrie - DV thinks about screen caps fro Scooby's tape
Anacreon in Heav'n - He's still holdin a torch for Dom?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:12pm)
Anacreon in Heav'n - Trouble is they are rarely of good quality
Scooby -
smitty - That's nice, Diana. I'm glad for him. Now, if only ...
Diana the Valkyrie - Not a torch, exactly...
Anacreon in Heav'n - OOOOOOOOOH nice!
victim - wow!!!
Scooby - It's a sneak preview of Volume 2 for ya! But you don't get it until you send Diana your tapes!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - If they're done from a decent quality tape, they can be very good.
lilviking - Gotto go...nice meeting you all...bye :)
Anacreon in Heav'n - Bye LilViking
lilviking - bye Diana...great site! Keep up the good work :)
Anacreon in Heav'n - I could tell you wuz a swell fella
Alexei - This is for you Diana
lilviking - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:15pm)
smitty - Those look awfully familiar.
Anacreon in Heav'n - Hey Scoobs I bought a jiffy bag today so I am on the way
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:16pm)
Anacreon in Heav'n - Not even Paper Roses
victim - scooby, any pics like that with bare feet?
Scooby -
Anacreon in Heav'n - "but they're only electronic like my electronic love for you"
Anacreon in Heav'n - She dosn't have the best kicking posture i have seen
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:18pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - A jiffy bag? And do you have a jiffy to put in it?
Scooby -
smitty - Guess I'll do some grocery shopping. Later, all.
Anacreon in Heav'n - I have several, better pose in that oone
smitty - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:19pm)
Anacreon in Heav'n - Trouble is the tapes I am sending are not the best tapes, can't find those at the mo
Anacreon in Heav'n - Still Worth havin tho if like us you are a desperado
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:20pm)
Mike - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:21pm)
Scooby -
Anacreon in Heav'n - Now that is class
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:22pm)
Scooby - I need to find some barefoot ones.
Mike - I think ill take off Im having a bunch of trouble with my server today .Ill try back later
Scooby - You still there victim?
Diana the Valkyrie - This is the only web site in the world where the members put up the pictures in a chat room
Scooby - We're silly that way.
Mike - I believe so diana
Scooby - So anac, did you send the tapes yet or are they going tomorrow?
Scooby - Mike, you want another scissors, bud?
Anacreon in Heav'n - I bouhgt the Jiffy so tomorrow
Mike - You feel like giving me a good one too scoob while your at it
Scooby - Mike, I wouldn't let you down.
Mike - Thanks Scoob
victim - yes, scooby. sorry, multitasking reduces attention
Anacreon in Heav'n - The Scoobmeister makin copies, Scoobinator breachin copyright, (pace Saturday Night Live)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:28pm)
Scooby -
victim - diana, do you think andrulla comes back?
Mike - Boy is this running slow today ,Hope I dont get bumped again
Anacreon in Heav'n - OK folks I have to hit the hay, I am pooped
Scooby - What? We're just starting!
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, pooped
Anacreon in Heav'n - OK I'll stay a mo
victim - mike: guess why itīs so slow. nice pics, but bad performance.
Scooby - okay, no more pics.
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't think Andrulla sounded like she was coming back
Mike - Got that one off the web ,Not tonight Vic,Scoob try a diff,.one please
victim - thougt you were anacreon
Anacreon in Heav'n - SO DV I will post tape tomorrow to Diana T Valkyre
Mike - yes I guess I have a bad server
Diana the Valkyrie - When you post a pic that way, the time to refresh the page then depends on the speed of the server that's storing the pic. So the pics can slow the chatroom down a *lot*
Scooby - Did you not like that one, Mike?
victim - sorry, scoob. donīt want to offend you. pics are really great.
Scooby - My chatroom is still bookin'! I think the pictures make it aroused and increase performance!!!
Anacreon in Heav'n - Which Pantomime dame was that anyway?
Scooby - Which one?
Anacreon in Heav'n - She's gone off to lick her dried clams
Scooby - ???
Back - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:32pm)
Scooby - Welcome Back!
Back - Scoob already seen that one could you please do a nother one please , Thanks
Scooby - Did I already post that one the other day?
Back - Creative films that ones from
Scooby - Yeppir.
Back - One more make it a good one
Alexei - Welcome Back Back
Scooby - I have a great one for you. Hang on...
back again - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:36pm)
back again - I called and bitched about the problems im having with the server
sub - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:37pm)
sub - hi all
Diana the Valkyrie - Who are you with, Mike?
back again - Hay Sub
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:38pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - sub! Hail the conquered hero!
Scooby -
Anacreon in Heav'n - Do you have wheetabix in America?
Diana the Valkyrie - I saw Dom's posting, she didn't moind about the blunders
victim - hi, sub
back again - Aol Im going to cancel them soon
Scooby - No, what's that? Another cheeseburger?
Scooby - Hey sub, did you see all my postings for you in the chat room archive for today?
sub - no, Kind Diana, She didn't seem to
Alexei - Did you like the roses Diana?
sub - no, Scoob. should i go look?
Scooby - Go check it out really quick sub then come back and tell me what you think!
sub - brb
Diana the Valkyrie - AOL have a traffic jam on their network, that's the problem, Mike
back again - Got that one downloaded already Scoob but thanks for teying
Anacreon in Heav'n - I realy like that photo, the woman doesnt look like she had to fight too hard
Scooby - Yes, I agree. It's one of my favorites. Her confident look kinda reminds me of "The Million Eyes of Su-Muru"
Diana the Valkyrie - Thanks for the roses, Alexei
Anacreon in Heav'n - And an older woman in good shape is often more attractive
Scooby - He's gonna have a seam mark on his chin.
Mike - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:44pm)
Anacreon in Heav'n - Those seams do it for me!
Diana the Valkyrie - Experience, Anacreon. Experience is important.
Mike - Ill try back later Scoob you be here later I wish that was me
Anacreon in Heav'n - Yes one of the best wrestlers I wretled was an older woman
Mike - Thanks Diana Ill try back later
Scooby - Old chicks kick ass!
Mike - Best one that wrestled me was Kasie strongest scissors hold was Sharel Rivers from Wis.,
Diana the Valkyrie - Young boys are more juicy.
Scooby - Hard on the outside and soft in the middle.
Mike - Now the dame things workin ,
Mike - Im soft in the head
Scooby - I have atough time gettin my dame to work for me.
Mike - Not that head Scoob
Diana the Valkyrie - In the head, soft I don't mind.
victim - Scooby, imagine a hardcore remake "Su-Muru" - that would be great.
sub - jeez, Scoob, we're gonna haveta figure some way to limit your access to URLs
Mike - Thankyou Powerful Diana
Scooby - victim, I can't tell you how many gals in the office I have wanted to reshoot that film with.
Scooby - So, sub, did any of that do anything for ya?
Anacreon in Heav'n - The American Humane Assoc would never allow it
Mike - Hay Sub whats up
sub - i didn't stare long enough. i can always go back later, Scoob
Anacreon in Heav'n - A lead in to the jellyfish joke my mom is welsh/irish
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe I should make a page "Scooby's favourite URLs"
Alexei - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:52pm)
Scooby - Send to: Scooby
sub - hi Mike, not much
Scooby - Diana, you can't make a page big enough! Would you all like to see where I really spend my time?
Anacreon in Heav'n - Ok, well I,m not you could tell from my voice it's too high
Diana the Valkyrie - Don't underestimate the power of the Valkyrie, Scooby
Scooby - Shall I post one last picture for the day? This will be from my favorite site.
Diana the Valkyrie - We already know where you spend all your time - http://freya.thevalkyrie.com/clubhouse/echat/main/index.htm
sub - can we stop you, scoob?
victim - do it, scoob!
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 5:55pm)
Scooby - sssssssssssssssomebody sssssssssssssstop me!!!!
Scooby -
Scooby - Whoops, I guess I just broke the copyright law...
Anacreon in Heav'n - Goodnight All, Ye friends of Harmony, send your Petitions
sub - cya AinH
Scooby - Did that make anyone else cum on the spot?
Scooby - Ladybumps Schmadybumps! These are Ladygams!
Scooby - Did I crash everyone?
sub - still here, Scooby
Scooby - sub, so what's next for you and Dom? Have you talked to her since writing the poem?
sub - no, only read the msgboard, and saw a warning (sort of) in last night's archives
Scooby - Did she give you another challenge? What was the warning?
Scooby - victim, you still around?
sub - no new challenge. it wasn't a warning, really. She logged on and seemed annoyed that i wasn't here
victim - yes, eventually, scoob. just detected a tickling chat.
victim - well, the phone company does earn a lot on my free week
Scooby - Did you guys enjoy that last post?
sub - that was ok, Scoob. you've posted better
victim - kind of vanilla, scoob
Scooby - what is an example of better? Gillian?
Scooby - VANILLA???
Scooby - man you guys are hard to please!
victim - oops.
Scooby - what do you want from me?
sub - GA in latex. now that was great
Diana the Valkyrie - Blood
Scooby - Sub, did you see the animated affects in the archive? Do you want more GA in latex?
Scooby - blood? diana, you're gonna have to send some pretty valkyrettes to come and get it.
victim - Blood, Diana the Vampkyrie?
victim - what about sweat and tears, diana?
sub - saw the animations. why don't you post sites for GA on your msgboard? faster than here
Scooby - My message board? That has a nice ring to it.
sub - only the truth, Scooby
Scooby - It's not too difficult to find a good GA site, sub. There are only 43,739 of them.
Scooby - thinking mans crumpet. That's for me.
Diana the Valkyrie - I already have plenty of those, victim
sub - Scooby's Soapbox. i know, but i want you to pick out the best ones
Diana the Valkyrie - What's "GA" ?
Scooby - Sub, let me give you an address right now for one of my favorites
sub - go ahead
Scooby - Gillian Anderson, Diana! Where you been, girl?
Diana the Valkyrie - Do you think you could handle a Scooby's Soapbox Message Board?
Scooby - http://208.211.64.32/ganderson/
Scooby - I would love a Scooby's Soapbox message board. I only live here anyway.
Diana the Valkyrie - This is some person local to you, yes?
Scooby - What the...? GILLIAN ANDERSON, DIANA!!!!! DANA SCULLY!!!!! X-FILES!!!!
Scooby - HOTTEST BABE ON PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now that princess Diana is no longer with us.
Scooby - what happened to sub and victim? I keep losing those two.
sub - well, hottest babe on TV every Sunday night, anyway
Scooby - I feel like a mother.
Scooby - sub, who is your dream girl? Keeping it to actresses?
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't watch TV
Scooby - Diana, you're a video person! How can you not watch TV?
Diana the Valkyrie - It isn't interactive.
Scooby - did I lose you sub?
sub - no, just can't decide, Scooby
Scooby - where'd victim go?
Scooby - Okay, just name one.
victim - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 6:23pm)
Scooby - It doesn't have to be your all-time favorite
sub - Raquel Welch
victim - ****swqerqw*** telecom
Diana the Valkyrie - I have a Gallery for her, you know.
sub - i sense a picture coming up
Scooby - victim, who is your actress dream girl?
Scooby - no picture unless you wan t a picture. Do you want one?
Diana the Valkyrie - I also have a new Message Board called Scooby's Soapbox, go see!
Scooby - You have a gallery for Raquel? get outta here!
Scooby - Scooby's Soapbox!!!! No way!!! I'll be right back!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Of course I do. Don't you think she's a Valkyrie?
victim - diana rigg, famke janssen, sharon stone, gal who acted in "dusk till dawn" etc...
sub - You have sent Scooby scurrying, Informative (and fast) Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - I put Scooby Between Mistress Lauren Taylor and Zee the Pitbull
sub - lucky Scooby
Scooby - Holy Cow, Diana! What a priviledge! What the hell am I gonna do?
victim - monica vitti as modesty blaise
Scooby - oooooooo Dusk til Dawn !! Salma Hayek!!!! Did you see that scene where she pours drink down her leg and in to Quentins mouth?
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, you could take a shower ...
victim - yes, yes, yesssssss
Scooby - He has her toes in his mouth and I popped an instant chubby!!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - It's a soapbox. You sound off in it.
Scooby - WHAT A WAY TO DRINK!!!!!!! Rewind, rewind, rewind, rewind!!!!
victim - think tarantino is a strong foot fetishist
Scooby - Thanks Diana! I'll have to start mouthing off right away!!!!!!
Scooby - Yes, victim, I have no doubt that that scene was in there only because tarantino always wanted to do that!!!! I'll bet money!!! He's cool!
sub - Brave Valkyrie, inviting disaster, gives Scooby a microphone...
victim - scoob, even like the scene better where she puts her foot on his chest and he canīt get up. and then her talking...
Diana the Valkyrie - Anything that deteriorates into an abuse-fest, I'll send to the appropriate board.
Scooby - sub, you may have a point there. I'll keep it well policed Diana! You can count on old Scoob!
Diana the Valkyrie - Of course, sub has been misusing that board, by not posting abuse and insults there
Diana the Valkyrie - Naughty sub
Scooby - sub couldn't abuse or insult if he tried.... well... maybe if it was a guy...
sub - well, the things i said about myself would be abuse and insults if they weren't true
Scooby - victim, we have some very similar interests! You need one of my tapes, bud!
Diana the Valkyrie - Precisely. He posted praise to the abuse board. That's off-topic.
Scooby - But still, that was the most lowly place to post praise. Dom's got ya trained sub. You're toast!
victim - you know, these scenes are way too rare, too short, too less explicit.
victim - and smoetimes cesnored
Scooby - But sub, if you compile about 100 of them in a row, you can have 5 or 6 hours of fun!!!
sub - please pardon me, Beautiful Diana. You know my excuse
Scooby - Sorry, I meant, but victim,...
Scooby - sub, when are you supposed to talk to Dom next?
sub - She said in the chat, Scooby
victim - my all-time-favourite is a mainstream tickling scene with jeanne moreau
victim - saw that when i was young. think it was one of the main things that twisted my mind.
Scooby - when, sub? I missed it. victim, my all-time favorite movie is Silencer. Have you seen it?
Scooby - with Lynette Walden?
victim - think so, scoob. too less femdom
sub - She didn't say when, Scoob. Probably when She feels like it
Diana the Valkyrie - I guess sub isn't her most important toy right now.
Scooby - But victim, she stuffs the barrel of her gun down Morton Downey Jrs. throat until he gags to death. How much more splendor do you want?
victim - well, if she stuffed her foot down his throat till...
Scooby - That's the sexiest scene I've ever seem in my life. Better than hardcore videos!
Scooby - Well, she was wearing gorgeous high heeled sandals while she was doing it!
Scooby - And gloves!
Scooby - And she was sitting on top of him!
Diana the Valkyrie - It's difficult getting vomit off of leather
Scooby - wha......?
victim - im not into gloves - thatīs because of my ticklin fantasy
Scooby - I love anything skintight!
victim - diana, can you reeat it?
victim - repeat
Scooby - why barfing, Diana?
Scooby - do you not like my scene description?
victim - scoob, sitting on his face would have done it even better
Diana the Valkyrie - For bloodstains, you use cold water. Not hot, or warm.
Scooby - sitting on face would be a fetish video, victim! this was much more realistic!
Diana the Valkyrie - Then perozide, with a little ammonia.
Scooby - Doing the husbands laundry, Diana?
victim - you are much into blood today, diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Warm water is better for vomit.
Scooby - Now where did sub go?
sub - here, Scoob
victim - vomit is not erotic, i think
Scooby - sub, we need to find you a woman for real! At this rate, your eyes are gonna be shot by the time you're 40!
Scooby - Are you good lookin at all sub?
gym rat - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 6:47pm)
Scooby - have you kept the spare tire off?
sub - maybe not to you, victim. some people probably think vomit is the greatest. people do not usually find me unattractive, Scooby
victim - well, iīm new in the scene, but i sure like the names here.
victim - sub: yes i tolerate that. just speaking for myself.
Scooby - that's a lotta double negatives sub, Okay, I'll take that as meaning you're cute! So how tall are you? Do you like taller women?
sub - i'm short, Scoob. 5'5" i really like taller women. a lot
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 6:50pm)
victim - TWO dianas. Wow!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, gymrat
Scooby - And there are no good lookin babes at your office?
sub - none that i'm attracted to, Scooby
victim - Diana, what is 6ī in metres?
Scooby - sub, do you have any guy friends that you can hit the landing with?
sub - when i go out, Scoob, i don't want to be with male friends
victim - sub: better your not attracted. Donīt fuck the crew!
Scooby - sub, get some of your female friends to introduce you to some of their friends!
victim - what i mean is: separate business and private. Keeps you out of problems.
Diana the Valkyrie - 1.83 metres
Scooby - victim, you sound like you're talking from experience!
sub - i agree, victim. that has happened, Scoob. just hasn't worked out
victim - no, iīm just not used with feet (as a measure)
Scooby - sub, are you interested in finding a mate or are you perfectly happy single?
victim - Personally Iīm taller.
Scooby - victim, what if you worked with Salma Hayek and she wanted to meet you after work to... pour you a drink? still don't mix business with pleasure?
victim - by the way: thank you, diana.
sub - i'm not looking to get married, Scoob, but i prefer a serious monogamous relationship to 'playing the field'
victim - meet her and change the job. Worth it!
Scooby - then it's settled, sub. We need to find you a chick!
victim - but with her mothods i think i donīt even have to worry about a job.
Scooby - How important is it that she slap you around occasionally?
victim - anymore
Diana the Valkyrie - He's already been collared by Dom, Scooby
Scooby - What if she was tall and pretty but not dominant? What if she was dominant but shorter than you?
sub - Scoob, i just don't get aroused without some Dom/sub action
Diana the Valkyrie - No postings in Scooby's Soapbox yet, but I've just had an email from Kandor, who wants his own Korner ...
victim - collars are for dogs. Scooby Doo is one, i think
Scooby - Did he ask you about that because he saw mine?
Scooby - I'm ready for my collar! woof.
Diana the Valkyrie - Collars are also for subs. If sub is very lucky, he'll get to wear Dom
Diana the Valkyrie - Collars are also for subs. If sub is very lucky, he'll get to wear Dom's collar.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, scooby, that's what he saw.
sub - Scoob, i lived with a Woman who is about 5' tall for 6 years
victim - toons can stand much more damage than people, i think, scoob.
Scooby - I'm sorry, that probably didn't make sense. Diana, did Kandor ask you about his own message board because he saw mine?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, scooby
Scooby - okay sub, so I guess short is okay.
Diana the Valkyrie - And he's posted to it!
Scooby - Well, I gotts go folks. wife is here to pick me up. I;ll try to drop by later. Cya!
sub - dominant and short is fine, Scooby
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 7:02pm)
victim - i once had a link for a tickling site. what i found was a site about soapmaking and candlemaking
victim - bye, scoob.
Diana the Valkyrie - You can tickle someone with a candle
victim - ah, tickling!
victim - but with a candle????
sub - soap's more diffficult
victim - only thing i know with candles is the hot wax stuff - but i donīt like this
Diana the Valkyrie - Sure. Hot wax ...
sub - ever tried it, victim? the hot wax?
victim - no, sub.
sub - it's pretty fun. can hurt quite a bit, with litle chance of injury
victim - you use hot wax to torture, diana ?
victim - sub: thatīs one thing i like about tickling: very effective, no marks.
sub - that is a good thing about tickling. victim
Diana the Valkyrie - Me? Hot wax?
Diana the Valkyrie - You get no marks with the pickle torture, too.
victim - well, you mentioned it, diana
sub - the pickle torture might be a little debilitating, though
victim - but fingers are more personal than pickles, diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Uh - victim, it sounds like you don't know the pickle torture.
victim - you described it recently, diana.
sub - it's pretty personal
sub - quite personal
victim - look, diana, i like the female body, not dead things....
Diana the Valkyrie - Great fun though
victim - ...like to be tickled with fingers rathter than feathers..
victim - ...lick feet rather than boots...
sub - one might add the pickle torture and hot wax to tickling...
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 7:16pm)
Scooby - Diana, you still there?
Scooby - "Men should also allowed to speak"?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes?
Scooby - Did you leave out a "be"?
Diana the Valkyrie - oops
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 7:17pm)
Scooby - be back later!!!!!
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 7:18pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Fixed
victim - fixed? what? dinner?
sub - so, Lovely Valkyrie, it appears that Dom has decided to forgive the flaws in my almost-sonnet
Diana the Valkyrie - Fixed the problem that scooby just mentioned.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, she has overlooked them. Maybe you should thank her for that.
sub - i shall, of course, when next we speak
victim - how would you thank her, sub?
sub - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 7:26pm)
sub - humbly, victim
sub - any more thoughts on the MUD, Inventive Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - Not yet
victim - diana, as long as i donīt disturb a discussion...
victim - do you tickle men regularily or enevtually
Diana the Valkyrie - Occasionally
victim - īscuse my english
bettina - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 7:33pm)
victim - hi bettina.
bettina - hi Diana
victim - another valkyrie?
bettina - hi victim
SAXON - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 7:34pm)
SAXON - Hi everyone
victim - hi saxon
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tina, Saxon
sub - greetings, Lovely Bettina. hi Saxon
SAXON - Well done Sub you mad man!
victim - tina, saxon: what are you into?
bettina - hi
sub - thank you, saxon
SAXON - Hi Tina DV how are you
bettina - good and you
SAXON - Dandy
wb270 - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 7:37pm)
wb270 - hello
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, WB
sub - hi wb
victim - hi
SAXON - DV did you try that pictureview.com
bettina - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 7:40pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I looked there, but you need adultcheck
SAXON - got some great pics
victim - what knd of, saxon?
SAXON - muscle girls
SAXON - all kinds
SAXON - nice message for you sub from dom on message bored
Karyn - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 7:45pm)
victim - hi karyn
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Karyn
SAXON - hi K
sub - yes it was, Saxon. greetings, Beautiful Karyn
Karyn - Hello victim
Karyn - Hello Saxon, Sub, and Diana
SAXON - blind date was terrible by the way
Diana the Valkyrie - Forgot your white stick?
SAXON - and wheel chair
sub - sorry to hear that, Saxon
SAXON - London was closed!
SAXON - sould have stayed with sub
sub - well, London doesn't close that often. how could you know?
SAXON - thats how it felt!
sub - perhaps everyone was looking in to see if i'd make it. Diana may have spread the word around
SAXON - Still USA in may cant wait
victim - see you later. Kiss your feet, diana.
SAXON - Were are you from Karyn
Karyn - Los Angeles CA
SAXON - Bye victim
SAXON - Ah dreaming
sub - cya victim
SAXON - How,s thing,s there
victim - ah forgot: did scooby say he comes back?
sub - Scooby always comes back, victim
victim - than i wait a bit
SAXON - hows things in CA Karyn
Karyn - They are very wet.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby has his own soapbox nnow
SAXON - i have 2 weeks there
SAXON - sounds a bit like London
sub - London has mudslides?
SAXON - mudslides?
Fan of Diana - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 8:03pm)
sub - when Cal gets heavy rain, houses slide, with mud, down hills
Fan of Diana - Hello everyone,especially Diana!
sub - hi FD
SAXON - London is sexy when it rains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAXON - Hi FD
victim - hi fd
Fan of Diana - Sexy London? What are we talking about?
sub - Cal is dangerous when it rains. almost as bad as the fires and earthquakes
SAXON - Have you never been mugged in the rain?
Fan of Diana - Does the shower count?
SAXON - What the hell am i going on about someone stop me!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, Fan
smitty - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 8:08pm)
Fan of Diana - STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE BEFORE YOU BREAK OUR HEARTS.
victim - yo smitty
Karyn - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 8:09pm)
smitty - Evening, victim.
Fan of Diana - Hello most kind valkyrie.
SAXON - HI Smitty
smitty - Hey, Saxon.
Fan of Diana - Hi smitty
sub - hi smitty
smitty - Hello, hello.
SAXON - How you been smitty
smitty - Honestly?
Fan of Diana - Does that mean your not normally honest.
smitty - I'm always honest. How many among us can say that?
SAXON - not me
sub - we can all say that, smitty
Fan of Diana - Let he who has not sinned cast first!
SAXON - i,m the lowest form of scum honest
smitty - Jeez, look what I've set off with one simple question.
Fan of Diana - Come now Saxon,wheres your self esteem?
SAXON - i have none left
Fan of Diana - smitty you are a trouble maker! (just kidding)
SAXON - but being English i,m nice with it
SAXON - in fact i,m lovely
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, SMitty
SAXON - polite
smitty - Evening, DIana.
SAXON - fantastic
Fan of Diana - Modest?
SAXON - good looking
victim - well, think i leave. Bye everyone. Kisses, Diana.
smitty - So long, victim.
sub - cya victim
SAXON - but very low esteem
SAXON - Bye Victim
Fan of Diana - Might as well face it he's a victim of Di. Bye V
victim - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 8:20pm)
Fan of Diana - The big bold name "SAXON" says differently.Is that a disguise?
SAXON - no
smitty - Diana seems to be flitting in and out tonight.
sub - hovering, swooping
smitty - Dare I say, lurking?
SAXON - drifting
magilla - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 8:25pm)
Fan of Diana - Maybe we should sacrifice somthing for her?
sub - hi magilla
Fan of Diana - A lamb ,or ox?
magilla - good evening everyone! How you doing, sub?
SAXON - hi magilla
sub - not bad, magilla. and you?
Fan of Diana - Hi Magilla
magilla - doing just great sub!
Fan of Diana - Take my adivice at any price a gorilla like magilla is mighty nice.
magilla - aint it the truth!
sub - did i say something to offend You, Beautiful Karyn, or did You logoff?
smitty - Karyn logged off earlier, sub. Right after I got here.
magilla - hey...room is kind of quiet tonight
sub - thanks, smitty
magilla - guess we need a couple of gals here to spice things up
smitty - I was thinking of one in particular.
Fan of Diana - I'm sure you guys are a wise lot,but just in case.....D'ONT FALL IN LOVE!!!!!!
magilla - tell us smitty...we are all ears and eyes
Fan of Diana - Love sucks,or as the song says it STINKS!!
smitty - It's no secret.
magilla - common fan...romance isn't that bad!
Fan of Diana - It sucks us in only to hammer our balls!
magilla - as a man with three ex-wives...I know from experience
sub - i gotta go check out Scooby's new message board. brb
Fan of Diana - 3 strikes your OUT!!!!!!!!What kind of masochist are you M?
magilla - nope...no masochist...just haven't hooked up with the right one is all
Fan of Diana - King Magilla the 8th and his seven wifes.I can't wait for the book.
magilla - oh well...if nothing else, it is seldom boring
Fan of Diana - Are you still speaking with all of them?Surround sound!
magilla - nope...only one I have contact with is the first...mother of my son
Fan of Diana - Think you might try living with the next one first?
smitty - I better say something or I'll disappear.
magilla - that is what I am doing now
Fan of Diana - OK good magilla thats a good way to go.
sub - Diana is way cool. She just started up new message boards for Scooby and Kandor just for the hell of it
magilla - not a bad woman...is she could wrestle she would be perfect
Fan of Diana - O well my lady Di does not feel like talking tonite .Too bad.
smitty - Later, all.
smitty - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 8:48pm)
Fan of Diana - I'm curious sub.Is sub for subject?or submarine?
Fan of Diana - That smitty does not say much does he?
sub - sub is for submissive, subservient, generally under or below
sub - smitty gets going sometimes
Fan of Diana - Do you enjoy being submissive to women?
sub - very much so, FD
Fan of Diana - I've never had any choice about it.
sub - really FD? how so?
Fan of Diana - It seems they have a nature to control.
sub - some do, that's for sure
Fan of Diana - Women that is.
Fan of Diana - Yes there are some docile ones but few and far between.
sub - so, you imply that Women have controlled you. is that the case?
Fan of Diana - All the women I know try to tell me what to do.
Fan of Diana - My mom,my sister,my wife,any girlfriend I ever had.
sub - and do you do what they say?
Fan of Diana - I've learned how to trick them.
sub - how do you trick them?
Fan of Diana - I tell them"yes thats a great idea" then I do what I want.
sub - ah, so you passively resist their control
Fan of Diana - Oh you must!!!It is too painfull otherwise!
sub - depends on what you like, FD
Fan of Diana - I'm talking mental pain! Far worse than physical pain.
sub - what kind of mental pain?
Fan of Diana - When those witches start casting their evil verbal spells on you ,you are doomed!
sub - like what, nagging?
Fan of Diana - Somtimes I've tried to pull every hair out of my head because of words that are aimed at me!
Fan of Diana - nagging is the song,the words can vary.
sub - jeez, that seems extreme. you must know some really cruel women
Fan of Diana - sub I've always had a big weakness for women.If I haven't had a hundred different women I wouldn't be surprised.
sub - you are attracted to Them, but you don't seem to like Them
Fan of Diana - They are out to get us men believe me!
sub - They can have me. i'm not doing anything important
Fan of Diana - Thats life huh!IT's a bitch then we die.
sub - that says a lot, all right
Fan of Diana - Well your desire to be subserviant will certainly be fullfilled!
sub - not often enough, i'm afraid
Fan of Diana - I found out a long time ago that men are not the hunters but the hunted.
sub - c'mon, both sexes hunt
Fan of Diana - Men hunt for sport.Women hunt for slaves!Lifetime committment!
sub - what, men don't want lifetime committment. who do you think invented marriage?
Fan of Diana - Hey sub your a cool guy.Thanks for listening to me .You are a gentleman.Men somtimes invent bad things,just think about it.Anyway goodnite.Hope to talk again.
sub - nice talking to you, too, FD. take care
Fan of Diana - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 9:16pm)
sub - sub, demonstrating lack-of-life, hangs out in chat...
Diana the Valkyrie - It's a good place to hang out
sub - You are correct again, Lovely Valkyrie. one never knows who may come swooping in
wb270 - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 9:35pm)
sub - hi wb
wb270 - hello sub, I see that Dom was pleased
sub - i hope so. She didn't seem angry, at least
wb270 - Sandy whould be back in florida tonight, I wonder if I'll hear from her atoub St. Pouis
wb270 - about
wb270 - I hear that she had a very busy weekend in New York
sub - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 9:38pm)
sub - that's good. i should call Her tomorrow to arrange session
Diana the Valkyrie - Dom permits this?
sub - Dom has not forbidden it
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you ask her?
sub - no, i haven't, Mighty Diana. haven't had much opportunity to ask anything
Rhys - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 9:50pm)
sub - hi Rhys
Rhys - Hello
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Rhys
Rhys - Hello, Diana
Rhys - How's the sonnet, sub, 'ol man
Brownie - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 9:52pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Apparently, it was good enough!
Brownie - Hi, Diana, sub, and Rhys
sub - my not-exactly sonnet is completed, posted, and has been found satisfactory
Rhys - oh.....
victim - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 9:53pm)
Rhys - Hi, vic
Brownie - Hi, victim
victim - hey
sub - hi Brownie. wb victim
victim - shower your toes with kisses, diana
Rhys - I found a book at door just now. I ordered it on the advice of a friend.
Rhys - An Eternal Golden Band.
Rhys - Cost a bundle.
sub - by whom?
Diana the Valkyrie - Braid
Rhys - Hofstader
Rhys - Sorry, that dyslexia again, braid!
Diana the Valkyrie - Doug Hofstadter
Rhys - I've scanned it. This will keep me up a few nights.
Rhys - Fuge on BACH! and CAGE
Diana the Valkyrie - Quite a few
Rhys - A world in itself
Rhys - And little math things
Rhys - Didius Falco will have to take a rest
Rhys - I'm looking at the last few notes Bach wrote before he died. He enetered his name as BACH in the score
Rhys - Hey Vic, hows the tickling story coming?
victim - not so far yet. am pretty worn out.
Rhys - Worn out from what? too much sex?
Rhys - not enough sex?
Diana the Valkyrie - Too much tickling
victim - had a tickling chat with a girl named rebecca, she played a fuge on my ribs.
Rhys - Most excellent, 'ol man
victim - well, alst real experience was more than one week ago.
Rhys - Having the woman on top is the best.
Rhys - Right, sub?
sub - correct, Rhys
Rhys - You bet your ass.
Rhys - Just lay back and take your medicine
Rhys - I feel another Ursa story coming on, vic.
sub - "My love is as a fever, longing still...
victim - what about, rhys?
sub - ...for that which longer surseth the disease."
Rhys - I don't know. I have an amusing one in my head. But there are others.
sub - or nurseth, if you prefer the original
Rhys - Hold hard, men,sub is giving forth
sub - done now. just goofing with the medicine thing
Rhys - surseth is not a word
sub - some, surprisingly, do prefer the original
wb270 - Didius Falco? as in Silver Pigs?
Rhys - yes.
Rhys - I'm up to Iron hand of mars
Rhys - Hello?
wb270 - think I've read them all, unless there is one out in the UK that hasn't got here yet.
Rhys - Davis is very godd. Get's Rome cleaned up a bit. Makes it a lot more jolly than it likely was
Brownie - wb, I noted that you are planning to have a session with Sandy. Are you coming to St. louis?
wb270 - She has abondoned metals in the more recent titles, though
wb270 - no, I don't have any immediate plans for a session with Sandy
wb270 - abandoned - can't type worth a damn
Rhys - We knew, don't worry.
wb270 - I'll probably try to catch Sandy some time in DC
Brownie - Do you know anyone who has had a session with Unique Leigh?
wb270 - Have you tried any Stephen Saylor?
wb270 - no I don't, brownie
Rhys - sub, where is your sonnet so I can read it.
sub - on the 'flame' message board, Rhys.
victim - night, folks. need some rest. have a date tomorrow (giggle)
sub - cya victim
Rhys - a real GIRL!
Rhys - Yes, of course, that's where you had to post !
wb270 - about all I know about Unique is what's on her web site, and that she has talked to Lisa Houston and convinced her that her martial arts are for real
Rhys - bye vic
sub - it's a couple feet too long to be a proper sonnet, though
victim - real arrogant girl. hope i get her even more arrogant. bye
Rhys - keep writing.
victim - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 10:19pm)
Rhys - yes, sub, I read.
Rhys - Diana likes feet, but not extra feet in poems
sub - She seemed almost upset by them
wb270 - a couple of extra iambs, I guess
Rhys - She brooks no aesthetic corruption
Rhys - she cut ya a new one, sub?
sub - of course, Rhys
Rhys - flap flap flap flap flap flap
Brownie - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 10:22pm)
Rhys - wanna here my poem?
sub - sure, Rhys. go ahead
Rhys - A-hem!
Rhys - Okay.... I'll send it in a line at a time
Rhys - How fair a lark should swoon,
Rhys - in transmogrified eternal gloom;
Rhys - He, who hast harbored that,
Rhys - which only the infidels have reasoned;
Rhys - And brought to infamous fruition.
Rhys - finis! hows that?
Rhys - Diana should see this masterwork
Rhys - any comments?
sub - lovely, Rhys. you should hope She doesn't
Rhys - ..............why?
sub - She may cut two new ones for you
Rhys - I think it's the essence of all pretentious poetry
sub - there is some odor...
Rhys - It's like reading Thoreau
sub - no, not that!
Diana the Valkyrie - Urggh
sub - uh oh
Rhys - Ooops
Rhys - She ,liked my poem
Rhys - Thta's the noise a Valkyrie makes when she likes something
sub - oh, that's the sound a Valkyrie makes when She likes something?
sub - i would have thought otherwise
Rhys - Come on Diana, what do you think of it?
Rhys - Some analysis, please
sub - Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a masochist...
Rhys - I's too much of a puzzle.. to, well...., deep, I should say.
Rhys - Vague references
sub - are you saying that it's too complicated for Diana, Rhys?
Rhys - sub?
Rhys - oh, no, not at all
Rhys - it's too complicated for me
sub - good. safer that way
Rhys - I'd go read your sonnet but then you would be alone
sub - Diana is hovering...go ahead. only 14 lines.
Rhys - but she remains mute, a testament.....
Rhys - we long for her company, but we are spurned, tossed aside.
Rhys - neglected
sub - you can read it whenever, Rhys. i don't think She was so offended that She'll remove it
Rhys - and now she is gone
Rhys - gone, but not forgotten.
sub - no, never forgotten
Rhys - fuget hora, sub. let me read your poem and I shall return later.
Rhys - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 10:41pm)
sub - ok
Scooby - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 10:44pm)
sub - hi Scoob
Scooby - sub sub sub sub sub sub sub!
Scooby - Has Dom showed up?
sub - no Dom so far
Scooby - are you pulling another marathon?
sub - no, just nothing better to do
Rhys - am I back?
sub - seems so, Rhys
Rhys - Yes, okay
Scooby - I just got done writing a book on my message board. Can you believe Diana did that? sub, you need to get your own message board. I'm sure it will be a great way to pick up chicks!
Scooby - Hi rhys!
Rhys - hi, scoob
sub - i think it's really cool that She did that, Scooby
Rhys - You must feel good, sub, called you a maggot. I'm impressed.
sub - yeah, i bask in the sunlight of Dom's kind words
Rhys - She can throw away her toenail clipper now, sub, you can just nibble them off.
Scooby - well, sub, I hope you talk to her soon. I'm going to bed. G'night!
Rhys - nightie, night
sub - i should be so lucky. night Scooby
Scooby - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 10:50pm)
Rhys - You, know, sub, she's reading every bloody word we post. You know that, don't you.
Diana the Valkyrie - Someone has to keep an eye on you!
sub - i am aware that She might be
Rhys - See, see!
Rhys - the lurker at the threshhold
Rhys - A story by H.P. Lovecraft
Rhys - Well, people, I've got a BIG book to read.
sub - don't hurt yourself, Rhys
Rhys - I'll have to get Ursa to hold it up for me.
sub - now wouldn't that be nice
sub - you might have trouble concentrating on the book, though
Brownie - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 10:56pm)
sub - wb Brownie
Brownie - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 10:57pm)
Rhys - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 10:58pm)
Rhys - go frozen out. Where was I?
Rhys - Oh, yes, But then she'll tire of holding it and pounce on me and taer off my shorts and, and, and, pin me to the bed and...
sub - you were about to get Ursa to hold your...book, i think it was
Rhys - She'll want to hold more than my book
sub - well, then you won't get much reading done
Rhys - And I'll lay there and scream, "Nooooooooooo. Yeeeeeeeeesss. Nooooooooo, Yeeeeeeeesss....!!!!!
Brownie - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 11:01pm)
sub - the sacrifices that Rhys will make for a fair maiden!
Brownie - It finally worked! For some reason, I was unable to communicate after appearing to log on.
Diana the Valkyrie - More like the Catcher in the Rye
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, bedtime for me, night all, don't forget Scooby's soap-box-warming tomorrow
sub - good night, Lovely Valkyrie
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 11:04pm)
Brownie - Good night! Diana. Sorry that I missed your conversation tonight.
Rhys - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 11:05pm)
Ghost - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 11:05pm)
Rhys - I missed her. got frozen out and MISSED HER!!!!
Ghost - Hello
Rhys - AAAAaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiigggggggGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost - Shell be back tommorw , Hay Sub
sub - hi Ghost. yes, missed your opportunity for counter-strike, Rhys
Rhys - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 11:07pm)
Brownie - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 11:07pm)
Brownie - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 11:07pm)
Ghost - Man was I having trouble staying in the chatroom today
sub - a lot of people seem to have had those problems today
Brownie - logged off. --- (Tue Feb 24 11:08pm)
Ghost - Must have used 7 names to get back on ,I hate that especialey when Andrulla is here
Ghost - I hate getting logged off that is when Andrulla is here
sub - i saw. you were Back, and Back Again, etc.
Ghost - YES :D
Ghost - Its funny I cant use the name I had when I was logged off because the chatroom still thinks that person is still here
sub - met a very interesting Lady here tonight, Ghost
sub - met a very interesting Lady here tonight, Ghost
Ghost - Not Sharon again
Ghost - You know Sharons a lier dont you ?
sub - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 11:13pm)
sub - didn't know that, Mike
Ghost - Ill have to read the Archives WB SUB
sub - none of our conversation is in the archives. all private messages
Ghost - Well she tells everybody she doesnt come here very often .Shes been here 5 times in the last 4 days. Sub Please DO TELL
sub - can't tell, Ghost. She seemed to want it private
Ghost - I didnt want to put that on the board sorry
Ghost - She from St Louie
Ghost - At least tell me her name
sub - no, not from STL. if you look at the archives you'll probably figure out who it was
Imback - logged on. --- (Tue Feb 24 11:19pm)
Imback - Ok cool
Imback - Has she been here before ? Just yes or no
sub - in answer to your private message, Mike, in case you didn't get my return, i don't think so. i've never seen Her here before
Imback - You know that 18 yr