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dv - qwertr
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Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 08:32am)
Diana the Valkyrie - I've moved the chat room to it's new home, Freya
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Mikiko - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 09:48am)
Mikiko - Seems this room is deserted these days! No?
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kitty - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 10:40am)
magilla - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 11:47am)
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 12:41pm)
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Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 1:05pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 1:16pm)
Scooby - IT WORKS!!!! IT'S FAST AGAIN!!! THANK YOU DIANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scooby - YEAAAAA! DIANA! NEW COMPUTER!!!!!!
Scooby - YAHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 1:23pm)
Crystal - Get back, Scoob!
Scooby Doo - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 1:25pm)
Scooby Doo - I'm here! The computer runs smoothly again yipee!!!!!!
Scooby Doo - I can type like lightning!
Scooby Doo - Look out kiddies!!!!
Scooby Doo - Kick ass!
Crystal - Greetings, fellow herbalist.
Scooby Doo - How are you today Crystal?
Scooby Doo - Are you at work on your lunch hour?
Scooby Doo - Do they give you internet access at work like they do me?
Crystal - Just FINE!
Scooby Doo - Dangerous thing I tell you.
Crystal - Yes.
Scooby Doo - I was listening to an Elvis Costello lyric earlier and it reminded me of sub.
Crystal - Which one?
Scooby Doo - "He got a mind like a sewer and a heart like a fridge, he stands to be insulted and he pays for the priviledge"
Scooby Doo - 50 points if you can name the song
Crystal - Ah, yes.
Scooby Doo - I think sub would find it appropriate in a degrading sort of way.
Crystal - On his 3rd album?
Scooby Doo - "Man Out Of Time" from Imperial Bedroom.
Scooby Doo - So Crystal, are you ever gonna meet smitty? You two should get together!
Crystal - What's on your mind, Scoob?
Scooby Doo - I'm just excited that Diana's chat room is fast again. Ever since January 11 it has been slow as mollasses for me. Have you had the same problem?
Crystal - Smitty has waited, patiently.... I think I will call him.
Scooby Doo - Crystal, have you heard of the University of Missouri Health Sciences Center? Yes, you should call him. It will make his day!
Crystal - Not since Netscape.
Scooby Doo - Yes, the problem was only happening in Explorer, not in Netscape. Are you on a Mac or IBM?
Crystal - Do people still use Mac?
Crystal - Am I frozen?
Crystal - I'm not. Still here, Scoob?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 1:41pm)
Scooby - I crashed.
Scooby - Yes, if you are a graphic designer, a mac is the only thing to use.
Crystal - Back in Black?
Scooby - Just call me Johnny Cash
Crystal - Are you a GD?
Scooby - Yessum. Art Director for a law firm
Crystal - Does that pay well?
Scooby - They have money to burn.
Crystal - Do you?
Scooby - Unlike working for the state. I used to work for the University of Missouri.
Scooby - Do I have money to burn?
Crystal - Yes.
Scooby - I thought Ms. Manners said that you were never supposed to ask women about age and never supposed to ask men about money? I'll answer your question if you tell me how old you are.
Crystal - First, did you graduate from the U of M?
Scooby - Yes I did. I have a B.A. in psychology with a related field of Sociology and then a B.F.A. in graphic design with a minor in art history.
Scooby - I was on the 8 year plan
Scooby - Couldn't decide what the hell I wanted to do. Also spent 2 years as a business major.
Crystal - Art history impresses me.
Scooby - Finally found my niche- goofing off on the internet!
Scooby - I loved art history classes. As long as you can memorize dates it's a breeze!
Scooby - Did I answer your question fully enough?
Crystal - Especially when one gets paid for doing just that!
Scooby - What was your major?
Crystal - BS in microbiology. Want to hear the name of my M thesis?
Scooby - k
Scooby - what is it?
magilla - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 1:56pm)
magilla - hello...Crystal...hi Scooby!
Scooby - Hola Magilla
Crystal - The effects of vasoctimization by cells of the caput epididymis in mice and rats
Scooby - OUCH!
magilla - whew...after reading that last sentence of yours Cyrstal...feel like a fast ball just went past my head!
Scooby - Crystal, you could probably rewrite your thesis and turn it into a good story for Diana's site.
Crystal - I sarificed many rats.
Scooby - Change the mice into men. I have a friend who is a biochemist. He kills rats for a living.
Scooby - Crystal, that isn't related to what you do now is it?
Crystal - Mice and Men?
Scooby - Change the mice to men for your story!
Crystal - I do RX, now.
Scooby - Gotcha!
magilla - sounds like you fill prescriptions and things Crystal
Crystal - Where are my manners.... Hi, magilla!
magilla - Hi Crystal!!
Scooby - Crystal, do you have your own office? Do others that you work with know that you hang out on this site?
Crystal - The blue works well on Diana's new screen.
Crystal - It's a secret.
magilla - interesting to see all the different subjects that pop up on this page
magilla - guess people can't talk about wrestling all the time
Crystal - I like the people who appear here!
Scooby - I won't tell anyone. A few gals in the office know that I am doing this. Michelle is a real person. she's the one that rogon has a crush on.
magilla - me too...I am a realative newbie...but have already met some really nice people
Crystal - Why is not rogon here?
Scooby - She's oriental and Rogon digs oriental babes. she's a secretary here. She probably would slap sub around for $300 though.
Scooby - Rogon usually shows up around 4 central time.
Crystal - I guess I knew that.
Scooby - Crystal and magilla, are either of you familiar with Cagney and Lacey?
magilla - I like it better when there is not a lot of flaming going on
magilla - sure...remember the old tv series well
Scooby - Which one is which? One of them has short black hair, the other one had longer brown hair.
Crystal - Which one was the drunk? Lacey?
magilla - not bad, kind of typical cops and robbers stuff
Scooby - Which one is Cagney and which one is Lacey?
magilla - Cagney was the dark haired married gal, as I recall
yoyo - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 2:12pm)
yoyo - afternoon everyone and today's topic?
Scooby - Magilla, are you aware that there is also a guy named magilla that posts on the TV and movie message board?
magilla - she had kind of a new york "jewish" personality
Scooby - umm... Cagney and Lacey I guess. Hi Yoyo!
Crystal - Hi, yoyo!
Scooby - So Lacey had the longer hair?
magilla - nope...if that is the case...may need to put a number on something on my name to avoid confusion
yoyo - hey epstien from welcome back kotter was a detective on the show as well
Crystal - He was?
yoyo - how you doin crystal
Crystal - Fine.
yoyo - he sure was how is that for stupid trivia
Scooby - We like stupid trivia!
magilla - I don't remember Epstein on the show, but it has been a few years...slept once or twice since then
Crystal - No trivia is stupid.
Scooby - What ever happened to Dragon?
yoyo - check it out! they still have reruns of it ,i hated that show! homicide RULES
magilla - trivia is fun only if something has fond personal memories associated with it
Scooby - Last I heard he had a crush on a girl at the post office. Now I've haven't seen anything of him for a few months.
yoyo - what ever happened to carvelli's sidekick "murray"
Scooby - Stupid Trivia for Crystal: What is Elvis Costello's real name?
magilla - I was probably in my 30's when Cagney and Lacey came along, so it was not a big deal tome
yoyo - carvelli became ROGERRABBIT,its a living
Scooby - 50 points
Scooby - 10 seconds on the clock
Scooby - 5 seconds left...
Crystal - I used to know that, Scoob.
magilla - has anyone here done any wrestling lately?
Scooby - bbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Declan MacManus
yoyo - got a session scheduled tomorrow,no big name just a local fbb
Crystal - Movie trivia for $500, Alex.
Scooby - Damn, this has been a long lunch hour. I gotta get back to work. Will drop back by at 4. Cya!
magilla - good for you...yoyo...do you expect to win?
Scooby - Okay, one last question. I'll take movie trivia for $500 please!
yoyo - i think so
Scooby - Who was the first James Bond girl?
yoyo - i'm up for the ? as well
Scooby - 10 seconds...
magilla - great...I have a mixed match coming up myself...my first one in two years
yoyo - iwasn't even born yet,crystal
Crystal - Which movie?
Scooby - 5 seconds...
yoyo - hey magilla vs who?
Scooby - Dr. No! I shouldn't have to tell you that! 3 seconds...
Scooby - 2 seconds...
Scooby - 1 second!
magilla - it is with a gal I met on aol...we are about the same age, size, and weight
Scooby - bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Crystal - That would be Honeychile Rider, don't know her real name, though.
magilla - like me, she is not an athelete...so I am expecting a pretty good match
Scooby - I'm sorry Crystal but we have some wonderful consolation prizes waiting fo you back stage...
Crystal - Ursulla was in "Thunderball", no?
Scooby - Crystal, you look it up. If you can figure it out by 4:00 p.m. you stil win the 50 points. Here's a hint: SHE IS A BABE!!!
Scooby - Gotta go... in the words of the famous Cindy SEEYABYE!
Crystal - Be right back.
Scooby - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 2:27pm)
magilla - Good...all that nostalgia stuff was getting on my nerves!
yoyo - hey people had to run know i'm back,magilla is she a fbb
yoyo - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 2:35pm)
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 2:39pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 2:48pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Crystal
yoyo - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 2:53pm)
yoyo - hi gals!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, yoyo
Diana the Valkyrie - The chatroom's on the new server now
yoyo - i had to logoff yesterday how long did andrulla chat for
Diana the Valkyrie - You can read the archive
yoyo - just trying to make small talk
yoyo - hey crystal whats up?
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah.
Diana the Valkyrie - Till about midnight, I think it was
yoyo - all right gotta run your site rocks!
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, yoyo
yoyo - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 2:57pm)
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 2:57pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - rehi, Crystal
Crystal - Hi, Diana!
Diana the Valkyrie - We're running on Freya now
Crystal - That explains things..... Freya?
Diana the Valkyrie - Look at the URL we're on
Diana the Valkyrie - Freya the Valkyrie
Crystal - Must I change the bookmarks?
Diana the Valkyrie - It depends what you bookmarked
Diana the Valkyrie - Probably not
Crystal - URL is the same.
Diana the Valkyrie - http://freya.thevalkyrie.com/clubhouse/echat/main/index.htm
Crystal - Can you do it in blue?
Diana the Valkyrie - Chat
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 3:05pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - But I guess you've bookmarked the Clubhouse, which is what I wanted people to bookmark
Diana the Valkyrie - So how's the J & J' romance going?
Crystal - So... Who was the woman in Dr. No?
Diana the Valkyrie - Was that Ursula?
Crystal - J&J are improving.
Diana the Valkyrie - Glad to hear it
Crystal - I thought she was in "Thunderball"?
Diana the Valkyrie - Could be, I'm not an Ian Fleming expert
Crystal - I also thought Honour Blackman was one of the first.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, she was one
Crystal - Pussy G?
Diana the Valkyrie - You're right.
Diana the Valkyrie - I think it was Ursula
Crystal - What else is up?
Crystal - In Dr. No?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes
Crystal - Just a minute....
Crystal - Claudine A.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ursula Andress, and she played Honey Ryder
Crystal - Correct.
Diana the Valkyrie - So who played Moneypenny?
Crystal - The name eludes me, but, she didn't have a chance with Sean.
Diana the Valkyrie - Lois Maxwell
Crystal - Again, correct! Who was M?
Diana the Valkyrie - bernard lee was *always* M
Diana the Valkyrie - Who was Q?
Crystal - Can you name the 7 "bonds"?
Diana the Valkyrie - No
Crystal - I also liked Roger Moore
Crystal - Who was Q? and 006?
Diana the Valkyrie - I just asked you that!
Crystal - Don't you know?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I know
Crystal - I, on the other hand, do not. Enlighten me.
Diana the Valkyrie - Q was the chap who made the gadgets
Diana the Valkyrie - 006 wasn't in any Fleming book that I can remember
Crystal - Name, though?
Crystal - Was it 008 that died?
Diana the Valkyrie - He didn't have a name, just Q
Crystal - Who was Felix?
Diana the Valkyrie - He was the hern
Crystal - Did you read "The Once and Future King?
Diana the Valkyrie - I can't recollect reading it
Crystal - Arthur's story. Merlin lives backwards. White, no?
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah - I read the Bernard Cornwall treatment of it
Crystal - Your thoughts?
Diana the Valkyrie - I liked it
Crystal - Did you read any JRRT?
Diana the Valkyrie - yes, the usual ones
Diana the Valkyrie - Including Silmarrillon
Crystal - Have you read the Tolkien "Companion" by Tyler?
Diana the Valkyrie - No
Diana the Valkyrie - I read the Ring just like a book, not like a bible
magilla - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 3:51pm)
magilla - Hi Diana...hello again Crystal!
Crystal - Hi, magilla!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Mags
magilla - Neat discussion here...Tolkein is one of my favorite authors!
magilla - after many years...still partial to the Hobbit
magilla - How are you today, Diana?
Crystal - The Hobbit was enchanting.
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine thanks - I moved the chatroom and message bo0ards toay
magilla - Absolutely...it is a book I re-read every few years...re-read the entire triology about six months ago
magilla - Sounds like you have had a busy day, Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, some of those bytes were pretty heavy
Crystal - I was bored with the "Towers", though.
magilla - By the way...heading out tommorrow morning for CA...and the mixed match I was telling you about.
Diana the Valkyrie - Good luck with that!
magilla - Looking forward to it...will be there for five days and hopefully will have several matches.
Diana the Valkyrie - Returning a shadow of your former self.
Crystal - Several?
magilla - Having lost my last mixed tussle a couple of years back...hoping to come out a winner this time.
Diana the Valkyrie - Limping, gasping and wheezing...
Diana the Valkyrie - barely able to hobble
Diana the Valkyrie - Every time you breathe in, the crasked rib reminds you ...
magilla - LOL...I wasn't that bad off last time; she just got me in a hold I couldn't get out of, so ended up submitting.
Crystal - M will be happy to escape with his life.
magilla - my ribs are still in very good shape.
Diana the Valkyrie - M will be totally blissed out by this time next week.
magilla - Yes....walking around with a smile on my face now!
Crystal - There will be a certain smile.
magilla - You bet, Crystal...a bit of romance is going with this little encounter.
Crystal - Romance?
Diana the Valkyrie - He'll be as limp as lettuce in her hands
magilla - Yes...the lady and I have become very good friends while chatting...on a variety of subjects.
Diana the Valkyrie - It's an internet romance, about to come to fruition
magilla - LOL...not quite that soft Diana...not sure there is a woman alive who could do that do me.
saxon - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 4:07pm)
saxon - hi to all
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh yes indeed, it just takes time, that's all.
Crystal - I don't think limp is the definitive term.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Saxy
Crystal - Hi, Saxon! Long time!
saxon - big hugs and kisses
magilla - Probably, quite the opposite Crystal
saxon - how are you Crystal
magilla - When was the last time you had a good tussle, Diana?
Crystal - Just fine!
saxon - you look fantastic
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, I get plenty of tussle, thank you
Crystal - Who, P?
magilla - LOL...yes, I bet you do; probably more challengers than you can shake a stick at.
saxon - yes you
Diana the Valkyrie - You'd be surprised how many sticks I can shake
Crystal - What been up to, Pennick?
magilla - Nope...I am at the stage in life where darned little surprises me
magilla - Do any of your opponets ever give you a decent match...or hold my breath..ever win one with you?
Diana the Valkyrie - If you said that in front of me, you wouldn't need to hold your breath, you wouldn't have any to hold.
magilla - Sounds like you are not a very good loser
saxon - Crystal
Diana the Valkyrie - i have no idea, the question hasn't come up yet
magilla - Good for you...nothing I admire more than a real champ!
magilla - I have a friend of mine I would pay to see you wrestle...he is a former collegiate, olympic, and professional champion
Crystal - This really turned into a long lunch hr. for me.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, but what's he like in bed?
magilla - LOL....damned if I know!
magilla - if you like incredible strength, he would probably be great
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, ask him.
magilla - Not me Diana...this is a guy I have seen crush apples with his hands; snap pliars by squeezing the handles and snapping bolt in the center
magilla - Also a very religious man...very concervative
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, that's useful. Can he do bramleys?
Crystal - Still here, Saxon?
magilla - my ignorance is showing here...what is a bramleys?
Diana the Valkyrie - Which religion?
magilla - Protestant Christian
Diana the Valkyrie - Christians, they're an offshoot from the jews, aren't they?
Diana the Valkyrie - I get all you pagans muddled up
magilla - yes...guess you could put it that way; Christians believe that Christ was the Jewish Messiah
Crystal - Jesus was a jew. What pagans?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I thought so, and you're the ones that have the three-for-the-price-of-one deal, right?
Crystal - Uh-oh.....inviting flak
magilla - You got it Diana...more for your money that way
Diana the Valkyrie - Very handy, means you only pray once.
magilla - That depends...I have always been partial to the axiom that prayer is the last refuge of a scoundrel; a lot depends on how wicked you are
Diana the Valkyrie - Prayer is the last refuge of a man trapped between a Valkyrie's legs.
Diana the Valkyrie - It's patriotism that's the last refuge of a scoundrel
magilla - Best way to keep from being trapped between a Valkyrie's legs is to beat her to it
Diana the Valkyrie - You mean, dive between her legs so she doesn't have to put you there?
magilla - If I were ever to wrestle a Valkyrie...my strategy would be to keep her on her stomach and stay away from those legs
Diana the Valkyrie - Good strategy
magilla - Staying on one's feet as much as possible would help too
yoyo - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 4:44pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, yoyo
Diana the Valkyrie - Staying conscious is recommended, also
yoyo - how you doin di
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine, thanks
magilla - but heck...I do well to keep up with middle aged women; am not likely to challenge any Valkyrie's
yoyo - i'm going to start that script on the greatest fbb wrestling tourney
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, you'll be OK in california!
Diana the Valkyrie - Well done, yoyo
yoyo - hey magilla you mentioned earlier about having a session ,with who?
magilla - Thanks....a man has to know his limitations
Diana the Valkyrie - Magilla isn't having a session, he's wrestling a lady friend
magilla - with a little age, one also hopes to acquire a degree of wisdom...or...descretion is the better part of valour
magilla - How are you doing yoyo...you must be a writer
magilla - Just for the fun of it, I wrote a mixed wrestling story for Cavalier about ten years ago that they turned down
magilla - Still have it somewhere on some old 5 1/4 floppy discs...plan to dust it off a little and send it to Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Great
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 4:56pm)
Scooby - Diana IT WORKS
Scooby - ITS FAST
Scooby - IM BOOKIN
Scooby - THIS USED TO TAKE ME 5 MINUTES!
Scooby - Kick ass!
Scooby - FAST chat room!
Diana the Valkyrie - Whoosh!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby rolling around in the middle of the room...
Diana the Valkyrie - WATCH OUT FOR THAT VASE >>>>
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, well, I never liked it anyway
Scooby - Be back in 2 minutes. gotta take somethin to a partner.
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 5:00pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - wb, C
Crystal - You never left!
Scooby - Crystal, do you have the answer to my trivia question yet?
Gildas - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 5:02pm)
Scooby - Gildas Radner?
Gildas - Hey Scoobs, DV sorry about enlarging the archive
Scooby - Giraldus Rivera?
Gildas - Sorry no I am being a monk again
Crystal - I guess it was UA.
Scooby - YOU ARE CORRECT CRYSTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gildas - WOw I can hardly keep up altho my speed is not altered
Scooby - Thelonious Monk?
Scooby - Gildas I have my own speed back now!
Scooby - Look at me go!!!
Gildas - Yes I can see
Scooby - Yippeeee!
Diana the Valkyrie - heh heh heh
Scooby - No more responding to your question 4 questions ago!
Crystal - Jerry Rivers?
Scooby - Crystal and I were playing movie trivia earlier. Shall we all have another go?
Gildas - I e mailed M today she mention it?
Scooby - Yes, she called and said she e-mailed you back. Didja get it?
Gildas - Diana are you annoyed at me for doing the large font thing
Diana the Valkyrie - Nope
Crystal - Let's!
Gildas - Yes she returned it, she has such a cute little sense of humour
Scooby - Gildas, yesterday I received VidMan's tape AND Hapkido. Today the Comp Ents tapes arrived! When it rains it pours!
Scooby - Crystal are you gonna ask a question or do you want me to?
Gildas - Wow get some Nivea (Noxema) you are going to be sore
Crystal - You.
Gildas - So have you seen them yet what is the comp ents tape like, does it have a name?
Scooby - Where did Brad Pitt go to college?
Gildas - Diana why are you so quiet?
Scooby - Sore nothing Gildas, earlier today it fell off in my hand! You are gonna die when you see some of this stuff!!!!
Scooby - 10 seconds on the clock...
Scooby - 9
Scooby - 8
Scooby - 7
Scooby - 6
Scooby - 5
Scooby - 4
Scooby - 3
Diana the Valkyrie - hovering
Scooby - 2
Gildas - HOY YOU SEEN THE COMP ENTS TAPE YET?
Crystal - Who cares? He is cute, but can't act.
Scooby - 1....
Scooby - That is absolutely correct! 50 points Crystal!!!
Scooby - No, Gildas, it just came today... huh huh... I said "came"....
Scooby - The University of Missouri - Columbia!!!!
Gildas - Well how do you know I'll die when I see it!, I thought Columbia was in NY?
Scooby - Actually Columbia is in South America
Diana the Valkyrie - He'll die of exhaustion and dehydration
Gildas - And Canada
Scooby - What I meant was, you'll die when you see some of VidMans stuff! I watched the whole 2 hour thing last night.
Gildas - And Columbia was going to be the name opf the US after the late unpleasantness
Gildas - And on the tape is......
Gildas - Which is why DC is DC
Scooby - Have you seen the movie "Don't Just Stand There!"?
Scooby - you will...
Scooby - Crystal, your turn....
Gildas - Yes I love that film who is the actress who does the fights?
Crystal - What is Ving Rhames' normal name?
Gildas - Scooby Whjat else What else?
Scooby - Barbara Rhoads! Did you see her kick a guy unconscious whilw wearing an orange mini dress and heels?
Diana the Valkyrie - I remember that film
Scooby - I have no idea Crystal! I give up!
Gildas - I amhaving trouble with the room it is locking up and stuff
Crystal - Which?
Diana the Valkyrie - Try hitting the Refresh, over on the right
Scooby - A lot of New Avengers stuff. Purdy knocks a guy out with her hands tied behind her back! Purdy takes out 5 guards while wearing a green leotard. Purdy lays on the ground and puts a guy into a neck scissors with her ankles and flips him...
Scooby - Purdy Purdy Purdy...
Scooby - She's so purdy
Scooby - What is the answer Crystal?
Diana the Valkyrie - Joanna Lumley
Crystal - Irving. Remember "Pulp Fiction"?
Scooby - Yes, Mrs. AbFab herself!
Diana the Valkyrie - Also, the UK voice of AOL
Gildas - Yes that's great altho I have seen all that all before
Scooby - Yes I saw it, but I don't remember the characters' names.
Gildas - Is Ab fab popular in the states?
Scooby - Charlies Angels: Farrah fights Timothy Dalton, Jackyn Smith knocks out oriental guy with karate moves
Scooby - AbFab is only cult in the states. I'm probably the only one who has heard of it.
Gildas - Wow intresting tell us more more more
Crystal - Farrah has nipples you could hang things on.
Diana the Valkyrie - Most of the jokes are very Brit-oriented
Gildas - I saaw the characters on an episode of Roseanne they seemed to get a good receptiion
Scooby - Murderer's Row, Ann Margaret strangles man to death with his tie! WOW! circa 1966
Scooby - I understand Brit-oriented stuff. Try me...
Scooby - elevator = lift
Scooby - exit = way out
Scooby - tights = pantyhose
Gildas - Brit sitcoms have good charater actors but shite material, US ones have excellent material, the actors are more uneven altho some like frasier and Niles in Frasier are excellent, all the US sitcoms I have seen have at least been watchable, we get loads of em over here and they are very popular
Scooby - Spice Girls = Spice Girls
Crystal - How about the "loo"?
Scooby - cigarette = fag
Scooby - potty
Diana the Valkyrie - Harvey Nicks?
Scooby - shopping
Scooby - bugger off
Diana the Valkyrie - Not *just* shopping!
Scooby - poofta
Diana the Valkyrie - No, poofta is Oz
Scooby - bullocks!
Gildas - Poofta is used here or at least was in the 70,s
Diana the Valkyrie - Only in Earls Court
Scooby - your musics' shiite it keeps me up all night...
Scooby - Boxing Day December 26
Scooby - University Challenge
Crystal - Rock the C?
Scooby - Mrs. Schmegma, will you stand up please...
Diana the Valkyrie - And it isn't bullocks, it's bollocks
Scooby - My knickers are so old, it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together...
Crystal - Correct, D.
Scooby - drunk = pissed
Scooby - line = qeue
Scooby - Mind The Gap!
Gildas - Bollux is used in the US too I remeber hearing it on the JAckie Gleason show,
Gildas - Some things are used in parts of the US and not others
Diana the Valkyrie - The wrong sort of snow
Crystal - You mean queue.
Gildas - eg Sidewalk is Pavement in Philly and over here
Diana the Valkyrie - That parrot is dead
Scooby - gas = petrol
Diana the Valkyrie - You haven't translated the ones I just said
Scooby - Dead Parrot sketch, Monty Python, John Cleese and Michael Palin
Crystal - Also in Germany, Scoob.
Gildas - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 5:35pm)
Gildas - Nos Da
Diana the Valkyrie - Say that to a Brit, the Brit starts laughing. Say it ti a Hern, you get a blank look
Scooby - Look at you Neil, swatting about for teacher like a total spazmo!
Diana the Valkyrie - No, don't recognise that
Scooby - Diana, you fixed your clock in this room!
Scooby - Rick and Neil on the Young Ones
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I made the clock right
Scooby - Crystal and Diana, who is the prettiest actress in Hollywood today?
Diana the Valkyrie - It's still Norma Jean
Scooby - Living.
Diana the Valkyrie - She lives on
Diana the Valkyrie - Deathless in celluloid
Scooby - Physically breathing.
Diana the Valkyrie - narrowly beating Ginger Rogers
Scooby - Well, I gotta do more work. Diana thanks for fixing the chat room and message boards. chat with ya later!
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, scoobster
Scooby - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 5:45pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 5:45pm)
Cuthbert Collingwood - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 5:47pm)
Cuthbert Collingwood - nobody here
Cuthbert Collingwood - oh well
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 5:47pm)
sub - hi Cuthbert
Cuthbert Collingwood - hello sub
Cuthbert Collingwood - where is everybody?
sub - what's up?
sub - they fear our rapier wits
sub - hmm, seems unlikely
sub - still there, Cuthbert?
Cuthbert Collingwood - yes
sub - otherwise known as FPM?
Cuthbert Collingwood - FPM?
Cuthbert Collingwood - no
sub - sorry, my mistake
Cuthbert Collingwood - but if FPM can use a different name every time, why not me?
sub - i suppose you can. come here often?
Cuthbert Collingwood - occasionally at least
sub - what's your story, CC?
Cuthbert Collingwood - don't have a story; just dropping by to see who is here
sub - oh. just me, it seems
Cuthbert Collingwood - looks like FPM was here an hour ago or so
sub - that's why i thought you might be him. he's often on around this time
Cuthbert Collingwood - have you contacted Sandy Bouwman yet, sub?
sub - no i haven't
Cuthbert Collingwood - FPM is usually gone before I can get on.
Cuthbert Collingwood - faint heart never won fair dominatrix
sub - maybe true. if it did, i'd win plenty of them
sub - me being extremely faint of heart, that is
sub - some Dominatrices must find faint-heartedness endearing, i suppose
sub - hmm, may be talking to myself here
sub - well, guess i'll go look at some pictures
sub - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 6:16pm)
Cuthbert Collingwood - nobody here again
Cuthbert Collingwood - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 6:19pm)
smitty - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 6:41pm)
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 6:44pm)
sub - hi smitty
smitty - Evening.
sub - what's new?
smitty - Nary a thing, you?
ladystronghands - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 6:47pm)
sub - nada, smitty
sub - greetings, ladystronghands
ladystronghands - hi
sub - what brings you here, ladystronghands?
ladystronghands - the valkyrie did
ladystronghands - plus my husbands computer
Brownie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 6:52pm)
smitty - And what makes your hands so strong?
sub - hi Brownie
Brownie - Hi ladystronghands, smitty and sub.
ladystronghands - 16 tears of judo plus some armwrestling plus a grip exerciser
smitty - OK. Fair enough.
ladystronghands - hi brownie
sub - impressive, even
ladystronghands - where does everyone here live?
Brownie - ladystronghands, glad to have you here on this chat channel. I assume you are female. Have you tested your strength against your husband or other guys?
smitty - N.J.
ladystronghands - yes
Kevin - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 6:55pm)
Brownie - MO
sub - Missouri
Brownie - Good evening Kevin.
ladystronghands - is everyone here male
smitty - Hang on, ladystronghands, let me check.
sub - male here
Brownie - ladystronghands, we need to find an abbreviation for you. "lhs' okay?
Kevin - Brownie, Smitty, Ladystronghands...good evening
smitty - Yes, I am male.
sub - hi Kevin
Kevin - Sorry sub, good evening too
Brownie - Yes, I am male. However, about 7:00 pm, Nicole should be on along with some other females.
sub - np Kevin
ladystronghands - sure
ladystronghands - what time is it now
Kevin - Time for pizza!!!!!
Brownie - lhs, what brought you to this room? Most of us greatly admire females that have developed their strength. Right now is about 6:00 pm CST.
Brownie - lhs, where are you from?
ladystronghands - my husband visits the site---i am just browsing it too
Brownie - lhs, have you beaten your husband at arm wrestling? If so, will he admit it?
ladystronghands - only with my left hand i am afraid
Woofer - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:04pm)
Brownie - Hi, Woofer.
sub - hi Woof
ladystronghands - well nice to meet you all see you again i hope
Woofer - Hello everyone!
Brownie - Please drop in again.
sub - cya, lhs
Kevin - Hi W!
Woofer - Sub, Brownie, how are you all doing?
ladystronghands - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:06pm)
Woofer - Howdy Kevin
sub - not all bad, Woofer. you?
Kevin - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:06pm)
smitty - That was quick.
Woofer - Things are good. It is dry today in So. Cal. El Nino is taking a brief rest
Brownie - I was going to meet with HBP tonight and visit his favorite local FBB. However, she will not be back to work for several weeks.
sub - damn, Brownie. HBP sais great things about Her
Brownie - smitty, what's the latest word with Crystal. She seems to be very confusing to follow.
Brownie - I guess that she dropped a 45# weight on her hip that has slowed her down a little bit.
Brownie - Sorry!. It is Ricci that was injured, not Crystal.
Woofer - Sub, last time I was on was your first time chatting. You seem to have gotten the hang of it. How have you been?
smitty - Confusing? Jeez, what makes you say that?
sub - i've been ok, and mostly here, Woofer
Brownie - Perhaps, it is just the big words. I have trouble with more than two syllables.
smitty - Brownie, sometimes Crystal can be downright confounding, perplexing.
sub - slippery, shifty, evasive, coy
smitty - Vexing, even.
woofer - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:15pm)
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:15pm)
woofer - I was cut off, sorry
Brownie - The next thing I know, Crystal will be Cindy.
sub - wb woofer
smitty - I don't have a problem with the names, Brownie.
woofer - Sub, you are from St. Louis correct?
smitty - Speak of the girl herself!
Brownie - Hi Crystal. I was just asking the guys to explain you to me. Being a simple person, I have difficulty handling some of your big words.
Crystal - I've decided to be Crystal.
sub - yes, woofer. greeetings, Beautiful Crystal
woofer - Hello Crystal
Brownie - I lik Crystal. Perhaps, I need to get a more descriptive name.
woofer - Sub, how is the weather. I was in St. Louis i
Crystal - Hi, J, Brownie, submissive, and woof!
sub - warm for Feb, woofer. 40s
woofer - As I was trying to say, I was there in july and it is HOT! How do you deal with the heat?
smitty - So, Crystal, I read late last night that you were thinking of ending the suspense. What stopped you?
sub - damply, woofer
PeepingTom - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:20pm)
woofer - Crystal, why do people think you are so mysterious?
Crystal - I have a plan.
Brownie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:21pm)
smitty - Is that the "I'm going to gradually destroy smitty" plan?
Brownie - I love it when a plan comes together!
sub - or the "quickly destroy smitty" plan?
Crystal - Beats me. Why would you say that, J?
smitty - Must I say it again, J?
PeepingTom - hi folks
sub - hi PT
smitty - Evening, PT.
Crystal - Hi Peep!
woofer - What's up PT
Brownie - Hi, Peeping Tom.
Brownie - According to the info, Nicole is scheduled to be here about 7:00pm CST. Is that still true?
smitty - Yeah, Nicole's usually very prompt.
PeepingTom - Yes, where's Nicole? But, don't worry: we have Crystal :)
Crystal - Nicole does not like me too much!
Brownie - PT, where is home base for you?
smitty - Blu thinks this will be the showdown between the two of you tonight, J.
woofer - Crystal, why would she have reason to dislike you?
Brownie - Why, Crystal? Do you give Nicole a difficult time?
Crystal - I'm ready!
smitty - Where's Michael Buffer when you need him?
PeepingTom - Crystal gives EVERYONE a difficult time one time or another...
woofer - Crystal, you seem to provoke a lot of people
sub - Prepared Crystal, Nicole just wants You to give smitty a break
Brownie - I need to run a few errands. I hope to return about 7PM. Ciao!
sub - cya Brownie
Brownie - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:31pm)
Crystal - I never said anything negative to Nic!
smitty - Yes, Nicole has discussed that with me. Part of her thesis on Crystal.
PeepingTom - But she doesn't like you? Why do you think so?
Crystal - Thesis?
smitty - Nicole thinks Crystal is just taking me for a ride.
Crystal - I hope you don't think that, J?
sub - i think Nicole may be a big ol' romantic, wants to see two nice people get together
smitty - Well ...
smitty - You know what the stumbling block is, J.
smitty - Where'd everyone go?
sub - dunno. poof
TomNine - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:39pm)
sub - hi T9
Hector - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:41pm)
smitty - And now it's just the three of us.
Hector - Hi sub
Hector - Hi guys
smitty - Make that four.
sub - hi Hector. good to see you
TomNine - Hey sub
Hector - I have had a wierd problem. I am locked out of Diana's site.
Hector - I can't get on through my local ISP but I can through one in Connecticut
Hector - I'm on another computer at work using MCI so I can get on
smitty - Sounds strange, Hector.
ms. Bicep - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:44pm)
Hector - I use Alltel in Charlotte and she is dead but I can get any other site I want
sub - greetings ms. Bicep
Hector - Now I have to erase all traces of this from the work computer. Hah! A lousy Compaq Presario
ms. Bicep - Good evening all
Hector - Sorry to blab on guys
TomNine - hi ms.bicep
Hector - Greetings ms. Bicep
sub - your blab is more interseting than most, Hector
Hector - Hey sub? How long you been on today. Sunday you were on for 11 hours
ms. Bicep - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:49pm)
Hector - Hang in tehre and go for a full 1/2 day
TomNine - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:49pm)
Hector - ms. Bicep bugged out.
sub - only about 2 hrs, Hector. actually, i have orders to stay on for 24 hrs Fri-Sat
Hector - I wanna see that. A marathon
sub - well, tune in. may be rough
smitty - Hmmm.
Hector - We'll feed you with conversation and slosh you with the water bottle of encouragement.
sub - i'll need it, i'm sure
sub - Hmmm, smitty?
Hector - I hope ot able to get on. This is pissing me off. I'm addicted to this site
Hector - I'm supposed to be working. And then to the gym. So so long for now.
smitty - Had to say something to avoid disappearing.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 7:55pm)
Hector - BYE, bye, bYe, ByE, bYE, bye
sub - cya Hector. greetings, Mighty Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi. folks
Hector - OOOOps, the Big D
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, hector
TomNine - Hi Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - What's pissing you off?
Hector - I better hang in and be polite
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tom
Hector - I'm locked off your site through my ISP in Charlotte
Diana the Valkyrie - sub, your treatise on the Valkyrie's feet is up, have you seen it?
Hector - But I can get anythings else. I'm at work now.
sub - haven't yet, Great One. where is it?
Diana the Valkyrie - Who is your provider?
Hector - Another Feet thing? I must read it!
Hector - Alltel
Diana the Valkyrie - Same place as the others, sub. Sigh.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, Hector, I'll look into it - no promises, though
Hector - We can start a foot worshiping board
Diana the Valkyrie - We already have one
Hector - We have been discussing this sub rosa
Hector - Yes of course - I forgot!!!! Sorry
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, a rosa by any other sub wouldn't be so low
Hector - Pomegranite or Two Door
sub - You must have just put it up, Distracting Diana. i looked a couple of hours ago
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, just now, sub, it should be visible.
Hector - It's great to be published sub. Congrats!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I see it
sub - thank You, Kind Diana. thx, Hector
Hector - oh, pshaw...
Diana the Valkyrie - I knew his brother, Geoge
smitty - Acch, I've disappeared again.
Hector - and his cousin Bernie
Hector - "When you get to be my age, you can say any Goddamn thinge you please" - GB Shaw
Diana the Valkyrie - Smitty, you missed a rivetting game of Movie Trivia earlier.
smitty - I saw a bit of it. I'm very good at trivia. I'm waiting for the showdown.
Hector - A couple of riviters showed up
Hector - And punched holes in every plot
Diana the Valkyrie - I was looking through the usage stats today; the archives are very popular
Diana the Valkyrie - Message archives and chat archives
Hector - I lookn and see what thye say about me after I leave
SW46810(Steve) - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:07pm)
Brownie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:07pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Steve
Hector - I really have to (HEY SUB!! WAKE UP!!!) go now.
SW46810(Steve) - Good evening, all. Special "hello" to the supreme Valkyrie!
Diana the Valkyrie - sub will think twice before asking someone to give him a task now!
sub - *waking* cya Hec
Hector - Oh, sub is gone....
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Hector, Hi, Brownie
Brownie - Hi DV.
Hector - Going to the gym to tickle some iron and pump girls
sub - ouch, You saw that, Perceptive Diana?
Hector - Ooops.
SW46810(Steve) - Sub: Diana sees all...knows all...and controls all.
Hector - I'm disgusting.
sub - if you say so, Hector
Hector - Bye -----
Hector - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:10pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - They call me the Ubiquitous Valkyrie
Crystal - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:11pm)
sub - these rhetorical pleas for commands are getting me in trouble
Hector - Hi Chrystal.
sub - well, not so rhetorical
Crystal - I missed Hector?
smitty - Now I don't know what to think.
SW46810(Steve) - Hey, it's crystal palace. Hi, my queen.
sub - greetings, Fair Crystal
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm a literalist
Hector - Crystal drew me back like a magnet. I feel like a bunch of iron filings.
SW46810(Steve) - A sense of expectancy fills the room as Nicole prepares to sign on.
Crystal - Think, J.
nicole - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:13pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Where can we get you iron filings at this time of night?
Hector - Bye for real. Nicole scares me.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Nicole
nicole - hi everyone
smitty - I'm lost. Lost more now than ever before, J.
SW46810(Steve) - Ahh-haa! You see, I have psychic powers!!!!
nicole - by e hector:)
Crystal - Iron Range.
Hector - hi... nicole
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:14pm)
nicole - why are you leaving?
SW46810(Steve) - Diana, Crystal and Nicole...the power of the hour means feminine power!!
Hector - watch out, sub
sub - greetings, Great Nicole
Hector - just clowning
nicole - how is everyone tonight?
SW46810(Steve) - My hands tremble and my mind staggers at the reality of it all.
nicole - oh ok Hector
Brownie - Hi, Nicole.
SW46810(Steve) - Nicole: with you here how could anyone help but be great!!!!
sub - better since You've arrived, Extraordinary Nicole
nicole - I missed my pro-wrestling for my kitty tonight. He had to be fixed at the vet
Hector - I never chatted with you. You're great nicole. Super bod.
Crystal - I thought I missed you, Hector?
nicole - thank you very much Hector, that is very sweet
Hector - Damn... people are coming. Gotta go.... bye ... off to the Gold's in Charlotte.
Brownie - Nicole, when did you get into pro-wrestling?
Hector - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:17pm)
Hector - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:17pm)
nicole - at the end of December, it kind of just fell in my lap
Hector - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:18pm)
sub - lucky pro-wrestling
nicole - I will be on pay-per-view March 1
Crystal - PTG, J!
Diana the Valkyrie - That's what happened to Crystal with Smitty
Brownie - Nicole, I was hoping to adjust my schedule to meet with you in Chicago. It just didn't work out. Hope to meet you the next time you come to the mid-west.
nicole - cool
Crystal - What?
SW46810(Steve) - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:20pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - He just fell into her lap
smitty - I've been tortured!
nicole - you mean his lap
nicole - I torture you:)
sub - please tell us more about the ppv, Towering Nicole
smitty - No, I've been tortured tonight.
nicole - very quiet in here
nicole - why were you tortured?
SW46810(Steve) - Alas: what misfortune has befallen me? I get kicked off by the computer; I get ignored in this delightful chat room. Is this a conspiracy? Have I offended President Clinton? Has Diana forsaken me? Has Nicole rejected me? Please, give me a greeting...as my self-esteem is plunging and I am afraid I might be forced to watch the Olympics.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ignored? You weren't posting, as far as I could see.
smitty - I cannot say, Nicole. But Crystal knows, for she is the one who has done the wicked act.
nicole - hi Steve! what's new?
Crystal - Everyone likes you, Steve!
SW46810(Steve) - EGADS! Computer fraud. But better than being ignored. Thank you my dear friends, I have been rejuvinated.
nicole - ok, so you don't want to say, so we won't talk about it
nicole - where have you been?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, wicked Crystal!
SW46810(Steve) - Nicole: Sweet lady, I saw FLEX. YOU RULE!!!
Crystal - Wicked?
Diana the Valkyrie - sub wishes she'd torture him ...
sub - i should be so lucky
Diana the Valkyrie - Too late, sub, she's already doing it
sub - lucky smitty
smitty - Wicked! A vile temptress.
SW46810(Steve) - The "sub" descends to the depths of pure delight.
Crystal - Wicked=cool on the East Coast.
sub - whenever i can, Steve
smitty - I thought I was being tortured before, but now I am truly the victim of foul deeds.
SW46810(Steve) - A place a delightful scents and lost breath.
Otto Destruct - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:28pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hey, it's the Otter!
SW46810(Steve) - OD: Nice screen name!
Otto Destruct - yoink!
Crystal - What foul deeds?
Brownie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 8:30pm)
Otto Destruct - Thanks SW...everybody knows what I'm up to, though. =)
nicole - Flex did do a great article
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you punch him below the belt, Crystal?
Otto Destruct - I've become predictable as I rapidly approach 30.
smitty - Worse, Diana.
SW46810(Steve) - Nicole: With you as subject-matter ANYONE could have done a great job!!
nicole - otto-how are you doing?
smitty - She tantalizes, teases, plays with my emotions.
Diana the Valkyrie - sub, what would be worse?
Crystal - I would never do that.
Otto Destruct - Rill good, Nicole. Did you egt my business proposition?
Otto Destruct - GET, even...
Brownie - Am I the only one who has not yet met Nicole?
Otto Destruct - Oh...Hi Diana. (toses manners out window)
Diana the Valkyrie - Brownie- Nicole. Nicole, Brownie
smitty - But you did, J, you did!
SW46810(Steve) - Otto: Please reveal nature of business proposition as required by Diana's Chat Room Code 39.4, Article 78.
Diana the Valkyrie - Shake hands, then come out of your corners fighting.
Otto Destruct - I only know Nicole through numerous side-by-side internet battles. =)
Brownie - Thank you, DV.
nicole - hello Brownie:)
nicole - Dr Otto! is the best:)
Brownie - Hello, Nicole! Looking forward to meeting you one of these days.
nicole - he has defended my honor many times!
Otto Destruct - My shield is dented all to hell, and my lance is dull.
sub - he said lance
Otto Destruct - But not quite as dull as some of the brackish boors that pop on from time to time.
SW46810(Steve) - Otto: A dull lance can lead to futile thrusts; but honor defended earns universal trusts.
nicole - Brownie, i tried to e-mail you so that I could add you to my St louis list should I ever make it to your area but your e-mail is not typed in right
Crystal - Mail me your address, J! This can be cleared up in the following week.
Diana the Valkyrie - You could always use it as a club
nicole - Dr. Otto did you get my message about using your proposition?
Otto Destruct - One of these days Nicole, we're gonna meet face to face...or in MY case, face to shoulder...
SW46810(Steve) - Diana: always the warrior.
Otto Destruct - Yep...I sent a note back Get it?
Diana the Valkyrie - Elbow
Otto Destruct - I want to be sure though, and there's witnesses here...you get 50% of the profits, Nicole.
Diana the Valkyrie - OD, let me know if I can help to plug it
nicole - lol, in everyones case !
Otto Destruct - Paperwork will have to come later, but as we hammer out the details, we'll come to an arrangement, and get stuff signed and all officail like. =)
SW46810(Steve) - Crystal: You are very silent tonight...like the gentle snow in your Northern state.
nicole - sounds good to me Dr. Otto
Otto Destruct - Thanks, Diana...Nicole, should we let them know what's up? =)
nicole - you tell!
Otto Destruct - OK...
Crystal - I called smitty, Steve.
smitty - She has not been totally silent, SW.
Diana the Valkyrie - Called?
SW46810(Steve) - smitty...true, but of late...ahh, there she is. Seeing you and smitty together warms my heart.
smitty - Called.
SW46810(Steve) - Is there anything more pure and sustaining then true cyber-romance?
Otto Destruct - This is what's up. The image I've done of Nicole...well, after looking at it, I think it's good logo material, and I hope to use it in association with Nicole, to perhaps put it on everything from t-shirts to coffe mugs...and split the profits. It increases both of our visibilty in the marketplace, while offering folks some unique stuff. I also hope to do a series of 4 images of Nicole, and perhaps sell them as a limited-edition thing.
SW46810(Steve) - Otto: You've got your first buyer! I'll take four t-shirts.
Diana the Valkyrie - Well done, Otto - best of luck in this endeavour
Otto Destruct - Nicole's becoming more popular as days go by, and in a way, I hope to expand upon this by a product line of some sort...
smitty - I'll buy one, Otto.
Diana the Valkyrie - Take his credit card number now, Otto, while it's still warm.
SW46810(Steve) - Man: what a great way to get close to Nicole and not get crushed in the process!!!
nicole - I get to approve the images, right steve?
Otto Destruct - Wow...good response. =)
SW46810(Steve) - Diana: It is true..plastic meltdown.
Diana the Valkyrie - As soon as you actually have something to ship, we'll announce it on the web site.
SW46810(Steve) - nicole: Sounds great...but no image of you could be anything but POWER!!
Otto Destruct - Thanks guys...but we're not quite ready to go just yet. Lots of little businessy things to handle, and I want to make sure Nicole is OK with everything before we actually get moving, as she is my 50% business partner. =)
SW46810(Steve) - Here's a free motto for the back of the t-shirt: Nicole Bass can kick A**
nicole - and I don't even have to do anything:)
smitty - Yeah, Nicole, just count the money.
Otto Destruct - That's not true Nicole...we have to have you sign stuff. =)
SW46810(Steve) - Otto: Bill me at SW46810@aol.com
Otto Destruct - We gott acome up with price, first. =)
nicole - lol
smitty - And if Otto's short a couple of bucks, I can't wait to see the shakedown.
SW46810(Steve) - Otto: Nicole is priceless, therefore set your charges accordingly.
Crystal - I'll be in touch, Jersey.
Otto Destruct - Well, so far the image is only in B/W...
SW46810(Steve) - Pricing suggestion: $15 for t-shirt with Nicole image; $25 for image with autograph; $500 if Nicole personally puts it on the purchaser.
Otto Destruct - But if we use this image repeatedly on different items, people will come to associate it with Nicole instantly...just like any other logo you could think of. =)
Diana the Valkyrie - $1000 if she also takes it off again
Otto Destruct - And $3,000 to cover the "accident" insurance when her husband gets ahold of ya. =)
sub - $2000 if Nicole works out in it first
SW46810(Steve) - $2,000 if purchaser can put t-shirt on Nicole
nicole - sounds good to me
smitty - Can't wait, J.
SW46810(Steve) - Otto: Bob is a very gentle and sweet man.
nicole - hey I am getting rich!
Otto Destruct - I know...was a joke. =)
SW46810(Steve) - Nicole: And I am getting excited!
SW46810(Steve) - T-shirt selling motto: "Put a little Bass on your body!"
Otto Destruct - Never seen a little Bass...
nicole - sounds like someone should be rubbing fish all over them
SW46810(Steve) - Another motto: "Nicole will give you her shirt on your back."
nicole - BASS KICKS ASS-----(that's what my logo for the ECW is
Diana the Valkyrie - That could lead to a lot of sales enquiries
SW46810(Steve) - Nicole: LOL! Something is fishly; watch out so noone mollusks you.
Otto Destruct - Oh yeah...I'd forgotten about that...maybe you don't NEED a logo. That TOTALLY slipped my mind...
Otto Destruct - Oh hell...the more publicity, the better. =)
nicole - moolusks me! hahahahaha
SW46810(Steve) - Otto: Give a free t-shirt to Howard Stern....up go the sales!
nicole - how come me and otto are the only people with e-mail addresses?
SW46810(Steve) - Nicole: I know it was bad...I'll "clam" up. But don't throw me trout of here. I'm no piker.
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm hoping people already know mine
Crystal - Everyone has at least 2!
SW46810(Steve) - Diana: You are known throughout the internet. People who don't know your e-mail are thrashed and beheaded during the Superbowl.
Diana the Valkyrie - The Ubiquitous Valkyrie
nicole - DVALKYRIE@aol.com just in case!
smitty - I have 2, used to have 3.
Otto Destruct - My e-mail is so I can handle my huge volume of hate mail...even the ones my Mom DOESN'T send...
nicole - he is soooo stoned! it's kind a funny!
SW46810(Steve) - Diana: You're everywhere one wants to be...a Valkyrie version of Visa.
Diana the Valkyrie - Then why did you say yes?
SW46810(Steve) - Nicole: I do get a bit crabby at times, but I really 'eel for you cause you're the sharkest lady around.
Crystal - Still have excalibur, J?
Diana the Valkyrie - Excalibur? And wht exactly is this excalibur you have?
SW46810(Steve) - Diana: Hint; Bill Clinton has it.
Otto Destruct - So Excalibur is a lawsuit?
smitty - Nope, not me.
smitty - Vexing, even.
smitty - Brownie, sometimes Crystal can be downright confounding, perplexing.
smitty - Brownie, sometimes Crystal can be downright confounding, perplexing.
smitty - Confusing? Jeez, what makes you say that?
SW46810(Steve) - Otto: It is a sword of power. Bill wields his frequently.
smitty - Confusing? Jeez, what makes you say that?
smitty - Confusing? Jeez, what makes you say that?
smitty - Yes, I am male.
smitty - Hang on, ladystronghands, let me check.
smitty - Hang on, ladystronghands, let me check.
smitty - Hang on, ladystronghands, let me check.
smitty - That was quick.
smitty - OK. Fair enough.
smitty - And what makes your hands so strong?
smitty - Nary a thing, you?
smitty - Evening.
smitty - N.J.
smitty - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:08pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, but you didn't tell me you were planning to do t-shirts too. Urghhh.
smitty - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:08pm)
Otto Destruct - What the...?
smitty - Better?
Diana the Valkyrie - Smitty, you're repeating.
SW46810(Steve) - smitty: stay with us good buddy...
Crystal - What happened?
smitty - I'm repeating?
nicole - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:09pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hmm.
SW46810(Steve) - Crystal: smitty had a scrolling orgasm.
smitty - Let me log off. I don't know what I just did.
smitty - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:09pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I thnk we just had a Chrono Synclastic Infundibulum
smitty - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:10pm)
smitty - What the?
SW46810(Steve) - Diana; To the tenth power.
Crystal - Seems so!
Diana the Valkyrie - Those are tomorrow's messages,I recognised some of them.
sub - that was...disorienting
nicole - what is going on?
smitty - How could I have done that by myself?
SW46810(Steve) - It should be noted that Nicole has remained in the chatroom ten minutes beyond her scheduled departure. What a woman! Us fans are very grateful.
Diana the Valkyrie - I told you, a Chrono Synclastic Infundibulum
SW46810(Steve) - Diana; You should note that smitty has been "Crystal"ized.
nicole - yea, clono smpksdjdfi infwhgkiw
smitty - We have different words for it in New Jersey. I got all f***** up.
Crystal - I see you appear in blue now, J?
Dr.Otto - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:12pm)
smitty - And it was all to fulfill Nicole's request that our e-mails show.
nicole - look there are two nicole here!
smitty - I'm still purple on my screen.
SW46810(Steve) - Otto: Are the t-shirts done?
nicole - I will E-ya smittster!
sub - twice as, Duplicating Nicle
Dr.Otto - Damn, I hate technology. We can friggin' clone sheep but we can't make a decent OS...
sub - nice, i mean
sub - Nicole, i mean
nicole - consider yourself eeeeed!
smitty - I await every word, Nicole.
nicole - nicole is mean?
Dr.Otto - No...the shirts aren't done yet...I only approached Nicole about the concept two days ago.
sub - well, She is in my dreams
Diana the Valkyrie - sub gradually talking himself into a hole again ....
nicole - I just heard about the t-shirts tonight
sub - (cowering)
Dr.Otto - Well, this was an 11th hour thing...the shirts just hit me when I was on my way home...there's a nearby place that prints shirts, calanders, mousepads, coffe mugs....
Dr.Otto - I think the mousepads would be a hot item. =)
nicole - you know I am already making t-shirts?
nicole - it is in conjunction with the ECW
Diana the Valkyrie - Nicole's already making t-shirts?
Dr.Otto - I did not know that.
nicole - after I get back from Europe
SW46810(Steve) - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:19pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hmm, drop the t-shirts, otto, go for mousemats
Dr.Otto - Well, if that's the case, t-shirts may not be the first item of choice, perhaps.
SW46810(Steve) - Diana: Nicole as "mousey?" NEVER!!!
Crystal - Might work, D!
nicole - I thought you did, that's why I was a little thrown off balance with your idea
smitty - Well???
nicole - mousmats!
SW46810(Steve) - Nicole: I want you on my chest, not under my finger.
Dr.Otto - Nope...unfortunately, I'm not muchuva wrestling spectator, so I didn't know.
nicole - lol
nicole - sorry:(
SW46810(Steve) - Diana: that's as bad as having her logo on a litter box. Shame on you!
nicole - that's why I said BASS KICKS ASS, it's my ECW logo
Dr.Otto - Well, I still think the shirts should be made available...I'd just have them printed by order, instead of by bulk.
Dr.Otto - Guess I got an excuse to watch now, though. =)
nicole - Steve is on a roll tonight!
Diana the Valkyrie - Would ECW be cool on that?
nicole - march 1 pay-per-view!
smitty - Hey, Nicole, I'm curious. Do you do any work as in private training?
nicole - be cool on what?
SW46810(Steve) - nicole: "rye" humor! Luv ya gal.
nicole - no I hate to train people
Dr.Otto - Well, unless they actually own her name, I don't see the conflict.
SW46810(Steve) - smity: She'll train you very well!!! This I'd like to see.
nicole - after spending 14 years in a gym, it's the last place I want to have a job at
SW46810(Steve) - The last guy that had a "training" session with Nicole ended up on his cabose.
nicole - they own BASS KICKS ASS, and they are using a cartoon logo
smitty - I asked because I think I could use some workout pointers.
nicole - like what?
Dr.Otto - As I thought. They own the phrase. This shouldn't be a bother, since I won't be using it.
SW46810(Steve) - Crystal: What do you think of this Smitty line of reasoning?
nicole - okay
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:26pm)
SW46810(Steve) - Scooby!!!! Welcome good friend.
nicole - hi Scooby
smitty - I've never had any formal training, so I've just being going along, picking up things from different sources. I just want to make sure I'm doing the right exercises and doing them correctly. I know form is very important.
Crystal - Line? Hi, Scoob!
nicole - I hate to do this, but I am off and running, night all:)
smitty - Jeez, I hope it wasn't my question.
SW46810(Steve) - Night, Nicole!!!!
Scooby - Hello all!
nicole - Monster says goodnight too
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, Nicole
sub - farewell, First Lady of Large
nicole - monster is my kitty,
nicole - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:28pm)
SW46810(Steve) - I must leave, too...as I chase nicole through cyberspace. Have a great night everyone.
Dr.Otto - See ya, Nicole...I'll keep in touch on the project as it goes on...
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby
sub - cya Steve. hey, Scooby
Scooby - Hey! Look! Sub's here!
SW46810(Steve) - Hey, OTTO:" Don't forget to get me a t-shirt.....
Crystal - Does everyone have cats?
smitty - Wow, I just found out that Harry Caray died today.
smitty - I have three, but you knew that, J.
Dr.Otto - I'll let you know when they're ready...probably not until March sometime.
Scooby - Does the Guiness book of records have a category for chat room attendance?
sub - imagine that, sub's here
Diana the Valkyrie - Who's he?
Scooby - I heard he was doing bad earlier today
Crystal - He did? I thought the chairman would go first.
Scooby - Chicago Cubs voice
Dr.Otto - I need to get outta here too...I got work to do.
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, otto
smitty - That's sad. He was baseball.
Scooby - And restaurant owner
Dr.Otto - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:31pm)
Scooby - Did Nicole leave?
smitty - Yes, she did, Scooby.
Harley - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:33pm)
sub - She could smell you coming, Scoob
Crystal - Harry even drank with the best of them. Ditka was his friend.
Scooby - Hello Mr. Davidson!
Harley - Hi all...what's the buzz...
Crystal - I did, Scoob.
Scooby - Hey sub, that was kinda funny! That would make a good comp tape title!
Harley - Hi Scoob! I left my hog in the garage.
smitty - I met Harry when I was a freshman in college.
Scooby - How did it go?
smitty - This is what Harry said at last year's final home game at Wrigley Field:
Crystal - NW, J?
sub - feel free to use it, Scooby
smitty - "Well, Harry Caray speaking from Wrigley Field. God willing, hope to
Scooby - Harley, tape is almost complete. Have you seen the movie Hapkido?
Harley - Nope, never heard of it. Any good?
smitty - see you next year. Next year will maybe the next year we all have been waiting for forever. "
smitty - Yes, J, NU.
sub - killer, smitty, killer
Arthur Wellesley - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:37pm)
Scooby - Supposed to have a wicked leg scissor kill. Got it in the mail today. Haven't watched it yet.
Crystal - Harry also used to scope the girls.
Harley - What ya waiting for!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, the Iron Duke is here
Scooby - Harley, my penis still hurts from the 2 hour tape that VidMan just sent me.
Diana the Valkyrie - Is that Angela Mao?
Scooby - Yes ma'am! Have you seen it? Hapkido (Lady Kung Fu)?
Harley - Scoob, I can't type good when I'm laughing :))))
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I saw Hapkido once. Angela was very good.
Crystal - Hi, Arthur!
Arthur Wellesley - hi crystal
Scooby - Do you remember the leg scissor kill? I believe she crushes his windpipe, no?
smitty - So, J, what about my proposal?
Harley - Diana, do you recall the scene Scooby mentioned?
Diana the Valkyrie - I can't remember much of it, there was a *lot* of leaping about.
Scooby - You finally proposed smitty?!? KEWL!
Crystal - Which, J?
Scooby - Harley, you are a scissors fan, no?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, I can't remember much about the film, but Angela Mao had a lovely hairdo.
Harley - Does the proverbial bear shit in the woods?
Diana the Valkyrie - And used it to belt people round the face.
smitty - Calling from my end?
Scooby - Have you seen the episode of the New Avengers where Joanna Lumley is lying on her back in a field with her legs in the air while fighting some guy?
Arthur Wellesley - there's a new avengers?
Scooby - She puts him in a leg scissors around the neck and throws him.
Harley - I probably did because I think i saw all the episodes but I don't really remember that particular one very clearly.
Scooby - Yes, Arthur, old chap.
Crystal - Your end? I've seemed to have missed something
Harley - Any buzz on the new Avengers movie?
smitty - I asked if I could call you.
Scooby - I've seen pictures of Uma Thurman in her outfit and frankly I don't think she'll need to do anything other than just stand there for me.
Crystal - You can.
Scooby - I heard that shaun Ryder from Happy Mondays/Black Grape has a small part in it.
Harley - Well, if she just stands there, it's probably a Sidarie movie!
Harley - make that Sidaris
smitty - You'll have to help me out, you know.
Crystal - Uma lacks talent.
Scooby - Harley, what do you do when a movie like that is released? do you see it in the theater or wait for video?
Scooby - I mean... I'm really eager to see it... but... well... you don't get a lot of privacy in the movie theater...
Harley - Almost always wait for video release...that's because I can't fast forward in a theater.
Crystal - You mean my # before your address?
Scooby - The last time a good mixed action film came out PeeWee Herman got busted.
Mike - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 18 9:50pm)
Harley - What a waste...I loved Pee Wee!
Diana the Valkyrie - It's tough phoning somoene if you don't know their number.
Mike - Hay gang
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Mike
sub - hi Mike
Harley - Hi Mike
smitty - How 'bout you send your number via e-mail and I give you my address on the phone?
Scooby - Mike, are you no longer a ghost?
Arthur Wellesley - hello mike
Mike - Hello Diana the great how are you ?
Crystal - That will work, J!
Mike - Hi Arthur
Mike - Hay Scoob Smitty how u all doing
smitty - Then I await your mail.
smitty - Evening, Mike.
Diana the Valkyrie - Fine thanks, Mike
Scooby - Gosh darnnit smitty and Crystal! this is like pullin teeth! CALL EACH OTHER! Your asexual relationship is becoming as tense as Scully and Mulders!!!
Crystal - Mike is still a ghost.
Mike - Evening Smitty serviving work ?
Diana the Valkyrie - This is a delicate negotiation, Scooby.
Mike - Hay Scoob you watch the movie yet
smitty - I'm off tonight, Mike. Then three days left of the Olympics.
Scooby - Hapkido?
Crystal - Interesting, though, Huh, Scoob?
Mike - Cool sounds good to me all I like in the olympics is the ladies skating
Scooby - Yes, but let's get to the love scene already!!
sub - Mr. "Hubba Hubba Poppa Chubba" knows little of delicacy
smitty - Sounds good to me, Scoob. J?
Crystal - Back to regular hrs in three, J?
Scooby - slip her the tongue smitty!
smitty - Actually, before I go back to regular hours, I have Sunday, Monday and Tuesday off!
Mike - Yes Scoob sorry about that rude remark i made last night
smitty - To quote the great Homer J. Simpson, "Woo-hoo!"
Scooby - ride off in the sunset!
Scooby - Haven't seen Hapkido yet Mike... er... Harley can explain why...
Crystal - And you're not flying to MN?
Harley - Mike...Scooby's suffering from "Dickus Sorus"
Scooby - sub, how do you remember that stuff?
Scooby - "Biggus Dickus Sorus"
smitty - Well, first things first. The e-mail, the phone ... the flight?
Mike - Ok understood thanks
sub - don't do anything else, Scooby<