Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 12:03am)
Scooby - Hey, sub, you from St. Louis? Me too!
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 12:08am)
sub - that's right, Scooby
sub - a couple of people have even asked if i am you
sub - you there, Scooby?
sub - afk-will return soon
sub - back
Magilla - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 12:37am)
Magilla - hi Sub
Magilla - hi Sub
sub - hi Magilla
sub - what's going on?
uff - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 12:43am)
sub - hi uff
uff - uff off
uff - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 12:44am)
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paul - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 02:01am)
Brownie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 02:15am)
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B.A. - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 08:05am)
David - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 08:20am)
David - Hello there
David - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 08:22am)
magilla - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 12:32pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 1:05pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 1:16pm)
Scooby - sub, we need to be in the chat room at the same time so we can talk about St. Louis stuff
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 1:36pm)
magilla - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 1:42pm)
magilla - hello
Scooby - Hello Magilla
Scooby - What's new?
Wrinkled Scrotum - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 2:08pm)
Wrinkled Scrotum - I've fallen and I can't get up.
Wrinkled Scrotum - Gravity is against me.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 2:31pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, folks
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 2:33pm)
magilla - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 3:27pm)
I wanna Sack of Ten - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 4:08pm)
Heavy On The Mayo - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 4:10pm)
Wrinkled Scrotum - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 4:17pm)
Wrinkled Scrotum - I'm all shrivelled up.
Wrinkled Scrotum - Karate Chicks suck.
Nobrute - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 4:55pm)
Nobrute - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 4:56pm)
Wrinkled Scrotum - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 5:18pm)
Wrinkled Scrotum - I like to buy 'em by the sac.
Wrinkled Scrotum - Papa's gotta brand new bag.
brenda - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 5:21pm)
Wrinkled Scrotum - I'd like to have a conversation, but I guess nobody has the balls.
Heavy On The Mayo - Hey there Rock'n Roll
Wrinkled Scrotum - I just flew in from New York. Boy are my testes tired.
brenda - Hi
Big Fat Guy - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 5:23pm)
Big Fat Guy - HOw did doo dah
Wrinkled Scrotum - Heavy, there are two things you need to do tonight before you go to bed. First of all you need to go to the TV message board and read my post called "contest" and respond to it!
Big Fat Guy - I was Heavy on da mayo and now lookatme
brenda - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 5:25pm)
Big Fat Guy - Hey I has don that Massa I means that I have read it
Big Fat Guy - LIke you were real Brenda, Like you were fuggin real
Big Fat Guy - Hey Has yew really been to NY ?
Wrinkled Scrotum - Second, if you haven't already, you need to read the story "Mata Hari" by Dreadnaught in Diana's story section. Did you respond to the post?
Big Fat Guy - Oh and I have already got TC's address so I have already ordered Michelles flowers for friday so there mister no address for Rogon.. NOt responded to post yet, still thinkin
Wrinkled Scrotum - Went to NY summer of 1980.
Big Fat Guy - Ohh OOOH BIG NEWS tell sue that Britannia bear has arrived so I will collect on Friday and send to her next week!!!!!!!
Big Fat Guy - Hey Ny has changed since then, it is less dangerous for one. They have some great cake shops in Greenwich Village
Wrinkled Scrotum - Sue will moisten her panties. Have you read Mata Hari?
Big Fat Guy - No not read Mata Hari
Big Fat Guy - No not read Mata Hari
Big Fat Guy - Why what goes on there, well I suppose I will find out later,
Big Fat Guy - So you are havin lunch with Megababe Michelle tomorrow betcha'r excited....
Wrinkled Scrotum - Cake shops? BFG, why don't you just hook up a lard IV to your arm? Read Mata Hari before you go to bed! It is the best story I've ever read on Diana's site. I wish I knew who Dreadnaught was so that I could tell him this.
Big Fat Guy - I think he's been here hasn't he. LArd IV, wow what an idea, say does M like lard too??
Big Fat Guy - Lard Lard Lard LArd Lard lard (to the tune of spam spam)
Wrinkled Scrotum - No. not excited. It's just Michelle. We will probably dine from around 12:30 to 1:30. Do yer wanna go to the chat room at around 1? Michelle LOVES lard. She spreads it all over her body in the morning.
Big Fat Guy - Arncha pleased that Nicole is not dead. My theory is that someone heard her speak and thought she was croaking (GEDDITT????)
Big Fat Guy - OK I'll head here about 1, she's so cute, I didnt get roses tho I didn't wanna come over too heavy, as if floers from a total foreign stranger she found in a chat room for perves isn't quite enough
Big Fat Guy - Actually I hate it when Americans call me foreign, it's like they are called Smith or JOnes or something, and they speak English and look like my next door neighbour and call me foreign?
Wrinkled Scrotum - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 5:43pm)
Big Fat Guy - where d'ya go you're always goin some place
Wrinkled Scrotum - Shaddap ya foreigner!
Big Fat Guy - Ya dam colonial!
Wrinkled Scrotum - This chat room is so slow my machine crashed. I'm having a hell of a time trying to respond to three questions ago.
Big Fat Guy - That's more to do with the relative spped of our brains
Big Fat Guy - I am a cambridge grad after all, Hmph which state college did you go to?
Wrinkled Scrotum - If we wouldn't have come over and saved you limeys back in dubya dubya 2, there wouldn't be any goddammed queens english!
Big Fat Guy - We were holdin em off, altho I think Europe would probabably have stayed German (OOps is still is) Hey DAn did you ever trace your folks back here or what?
Wrinkled Scrotum - College? Elementary is as far as most of us South Park alum ever got.
Big Fat Guy - Never know your ancestors might not have lived too far away
Big Fat Guy - I'm only kiddin ya, I have trouble keepin up with you
Big Fat Guy - Used to be a comedy guy here called Winters, quite famous
Wrinkled Scrotum - cambridge? they make nice sweaters. My ancestors were born and raised right here in the good ol US of fuggin A. Ain't no fuggin foreign blood in my family nosirree. Hungry? Eat your import!
Wrinkled Scrotum - I knew a guy named Jones once.
Big Fat Guy - there aint too many Indians called Winters, except teh ones who changed it from Weintraub
Big Fat Guy - Hey don't expose me to the Black Helicopter Brigade, who nightly tune in
Wrinkled Scrotum - You can trace my roots back 300 years and you will still find my ancestors hangin out at Denny's and the local truck stop.
Big Fat Guy - Well, I'm sorry they weren't quite the White Castle Crowd
Wrinkled Scrotum - There aint too many Indians named Jones except for the ones who changed it from Dick Eye Jones.
Wrinkled Scrotum - Hey, BFD... er... I mean BFG, Sue wants ta know how much she owes ya?
Big Fat Guy - There was supposed to be a tribe of Welsh Indians proabably just had similar accents like real Indians
Big Fat Guy - Sue don't owe me nuthin I mean it it's just not a problem
Wrinkled Scrotum - Did you see Demolition Man?
Big Fat Guy - Yeah with Sandra Bullock (changed from Bloch ) it was ok but the fighitng was not good
Wrinkled Scrotum - Sandra Bollocks kix sum ass in that one.
Big Fat Guy - Yeah but not much and tha gal has no poise nor any skill as a fighter, come on she is pathetic, you wanna see skill see Kathy Long the only fighting star who can really do it
Wrinkled Scrotum - Have you seen The Stranger? I don't find Kathy Long to be very attractive but she kicks some intense ass in that one. Kills a guy with a kick to the head.
Big Fat Guy - She is really intense in that one the thing is she doesn't do screen fighitng it's all real, and so it may not be as pictureque but it has appeal
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:04pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi-de-hi
Big Fat Guy - She is attractive to m because she can fight and looks like a fighter too
Big Fat Guy - Hi DV, pleased to see that Nicole has not died
Diana the Valkyrie - Nowhere near!
Wrinkled Scrotum - Hey, speaking of Diana, did you send the tapes to Diana yet BFG?
Diana the Valkyrie - Just some guy being a silly little boy
scissored - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:07pm)
Wrinkled Scrotum - Hey Diana, did sub write you a toe story?
Diana the Valkyrie - If something is wrinkled, aren't you supposed to iron it?
Big Fat Guy - Oh no I am sorry I will do so this week however, Diana is there a limit on how many tapees Scooby here (for it is he) is thereceiver
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, he said he was working on it, but I haven't seen it yet
scissored - evening all,
Diana the Valkyrie - Er - how many?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, scissored
Wrinkled Scrotum - Wow, Diana! You're as sick as us!
Big Fat Guy - Aabout 4 or 5, is that ok, you can keep em big girl
Diana the Valkyrie - 4 or 5 is ok, how long each one?
Big Fat Guy - Di do you still do you're day job
Diana the Valkyrie - A steam iron is best.
Big Fat Guy - Di well they are all about 3 hours
Diana the Valkyrie - My day job is making a web site!
Wrinkled Scrotum - Some wrinkled things are better left... well... wrinkled. Hello scissored!
scissored - what time is nicole bass on?
Diana the Valkyrie - I dont remember, is it to PAL or from PAL ?
Big Fat Guy - To NTSC from Pat
Diana the Valkyrie - 8pm EST
Big Fat Guy - I mean Pal,
Wrinkled Scrotum - Scissored, are you really Mike?
Diana the Valkyrie - OK. the same tape that's 3 hours in PAL, needs a 3 1/2 hour tape for NTSC
Big Fat Guy - Lookie here it's late and the BFG has to hit the poor ole mattress pretty hard
Wrinkled Scrotum - C'mon BFG! You send M flowers while you lollygag on my tapes! Stop eating cake and get with the program!
Big Fat Guy - DV WS et al I am off Goodnight, WS love to Mmmmmmm
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, BFG
Big Fat Guy - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:14pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm making some new video clips
Wrinkled Scrotum - Diana, I have offered a "contest" on the TV and Movies message board. You should read it and reply.
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm looking ...
Wrinkled Scrotum - Diana, it's been a month and this chat room is still incredibly slow on Explorer v 3.02. Any news on speeding things up? What are the new video clips of?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, nice one!
Diana the Valkyrie - The new server isn't in yett. I don't hink it's an Explorer problem, I got MSIE 3.02
scissored - are any women wrestlers here now?
Diana the Valkyrie - And I didn't get the problem,. So I still dont know what it is.
Diana the Valkyrie - The new clips are going to be called "A little girl on her pony"
Wrinkled Scrotum - So there is hope on the way to speed things up?
Diana the Valkyrie - I don't know if the new server will fix it, but till it's in, there's no point in experiementing. It isn't a simple problem.
Wrinkled Scrotum - Any new mixed fighting or wrestling video clips?
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you seen the Sonia/Giles ones?
Wrinkled Scrotum - Diana, are you named after Wonder Woman?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Diana isn't exactly a rare name
Diana the Valkyrie - Plus, I'm not a princess
scissored - nicole is in uk at the end of march
Wrinkled Scrotum - Are you aware of the Marvel Comics superheroine called "The Valkyrie"? Yes, I saw Sonia/Giles. I would love to see her put a sleeper on a guy till he's out cold.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I'll get more footage of her then.
Diana the Valkyrie - Know of it? The guy who worked on the comic is an artist on theis web site!
Diana the Valkyrie - Maybe if you indicated what's on the compilation, you'd get more response
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you see, we have Zee the Pitbull now
Wrinkled Scrotum - Diana, I should ask Sonia this, but does Sonia do custom videos? Are you talking about the "Valkyrie" from "The Defenders"? Which artist? I knew em all! Diana, I indicated the complete track list to Volume 2 just a couple of days ago. The post is called "Compilation Tape Volume 2 Update.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, you shoudl refer to that message number, so people can find it.
Diana the Valkyrie - He's called "Pierre", you can see his Gallery
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, you should ask Sonia, I can't speak for her.
Wrinkled Scrotum - Diana, I had over 55 requests for copies of my comp tape Volume 1. I think that most people know what it's all about. Just women beatin' the crap outta men.
scissored - I shall be back later
Wrinkled Scrotum - Femme Fatales y'know. Plain and simple. Very naughty women indeed.
Diana the Valkyrie - Sounds like a good title to me. Can I put that one up as mine?
SqueekingTim - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:30pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Squeek
Wrinkled Scrotum - You should post your ideas. If you want an example of some scenes, check out the tapes that Rogon will be sending you. That should sum it up. SqueekingTim? Any relation to PeepingTom?
SqueekingTim - Just call me Peep.
Wrinkled Scrotum - Peep, you're never gonna believe this, but it's actually me, Scooby
SqueekingTim - It's funny, Scoob: you show up under a different name every time, but I ALWAYS know it's you...
Diana the Valkyrie - And I'm the Queen of Siam
Wrinkled Scrotum - Diana wants to iron my sac.
scissored - Diana, do you prefer to make guys submit in scissors or pass out?
Diana the Valkyrie - With a steam iron
Diana the Valkyrie - No, actually, I was suggesting that you iron it yourself.
Wrinkled Scrotum - Here's a question for all of you: Do any of you know of a mixed wrestling video where a woman puts a guy into a sleeper (using arms or legs) and knocks him COMPLETELY unconscious AND it looks remotely real?
Diana the Valkyrie - Submission is better, but some guys just don't know when to give up
Wrinkled Scrotum - If so, I would like to be made aware of this video. I would buy it in a second.
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you downloaded the Sonia vs Giles clips?
scissored - scrotum, where r u? usa or uk?
magilla - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:43pm)
scissored - I can never give up in scissors, I am just a glutton for punishment
magilla - hello everyone!
Wrinkled Scrotum - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:45pm)
Wrinkled Scrotum - My machine keeps timing out. Scissored, I'm in the US.
magilla - heck...looks like I just missed Diana!
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm still here
magilla - Great...it's a pleasure to meet you Diana!
Wrinkled Scrotum - Does Sonia ever knock out Giles?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, Maggie
Diana the Valkyrie - Does Sonia ever knock out Giles. Er ... you're asking that question the wrong way round.
magilla - I really enjoyed the clips from the Giles vs Sonia match!
ShirpingBob - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:50pm)
magilla - Judging from the clips. looks like it was a hard fought match
ShirpingBob - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:50pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I lost count, I ran out of fingers
scissored - are we alone?
wb270 - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:51pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, scissored, we're alone
Wrinkled Scrotum - Does Giles ever get knocked unconscious by Sonia?
wb270 - hello DV et. al.
Diana the Valkyrie - It's just you, me and the rest of the internet
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, WB
scissored - I have wrestled Sonia many times, she is a killer
magilla - I noticed this was your first video Diana...hope there will be a lot more to come
ShirpingBob - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:52pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I hope so, I've got two more in the pipeline
magilla - How big a woman is Sonia...size and weight?
Wrinkled Scrotum - Well, kiddies, I gotta get going. Good night!
Diana the Valkyrie - 5'8, 155, as I recollect
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, Wrinkly
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, Wrinkly
magilla - How about Giles?
ShirpingBob - Night, Scoob.
Diana the Valkyrie - (Going from memory) 5'10, 205
Diana the Valkyrie - But the extra 50lb was all handicap
magilla - Very interesting Dina, I lost a mixed match about two years ago to a woman about the size of Sonia.
wb270 - who did you loose to magilla?
Cindy - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:57pm)
magilla - It was a match on my living room floor with a lady I was dating at the time
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Cindy (formerly known as Crystal?)
Cindy - Hi, all!
ShirpingBob - Hi Crystal!
magilla - Good match too...the embarrasing thing is that I was 42 and the time, and she was 48
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, maybe you'll get better with age
ShirpingBob - (it's Peeping actually...)
Cindy - Do we still need the update, Diana?
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 6:59pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Which update?
magilla - Don't know about me Diana, but she was in great shape for a woman her age...very strong
ShirpingBob - So Cindy is your real name?...
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, sub
Cindy - Excuse me. Is that you, Peep?
sub - greetings Mighty Diana
magilla - She beat me with a combination body scissor and headlock from behind
Cindy - The Crystal=Cindy update, Diana.
ShirpingBob - Yes it's me, C, just being silly with the rest of them in here... I'll make it easy on you in a second.
ShirpingBob - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:02pm)
PeepingTom - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:03pm)
Louis - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:03pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Cindy, not everyone follows the thread in detail. So what's the latest?
Cindy - Well, for starters.... Many of us have a problem with the frequent name changes.
PeepingTom - Cindy, are you still happy living in your big house by the lake? Just tell me...
Louis - Beep beep!!
Brownie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:05pm)
scissored - anyone good at scissors here?
Louis - Hi brownie
Diana the Valkyrie - I can squeeze them nicely
Brownie - Hi, everyone. It is unusual for me to be able to log on at this hour. Normally, it is much later.
Louis - I used to make these nice little filagreed htings for holiday decorations out of paper
Cindy - Smitty agrees! However, I prefer to think of it as "kids with a new toy".
magilla - Do you wrestle very often Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Brownie
Louis - Hi Di
Cindy - By the way, HI, Brownie!
Brownie - Hi, Cindy. It is good to see you back on the channel.
scissored - still here in london
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, an IRC-user
PeepingTom - You started it, Cindy! (I preferred Crystal anyway...)
magilla - A few weeks ago, had a nice chat with Joanna Needham on Aol. who wrestles for KenStar...seemed like a very nice lady.
Louis - Hi Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Louis
wb270 - Johanna is motorcycle cop
Brownie - Hi, Diana. I always enjoy being on when you tune in. I am trying to find a good time late in the evening---such as about 10PM Central time when some folks decide to show up
Cindy - I did NOT start it, sir!
Louis - Did you read about that court case I put up in Angler's Tales?
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, the problem is, the world is round, you see
scissored - diana, can you squeeze me to scissor heaven?
magilla - Judging from pics of her that I have seen, Needham looks pretty tough.
Diana the Valkyrie - If it were flat, it would all be a lot easier.
Brownie - Louis, where is Angler's tales located?
Diana the Valkyrie - Scissored, I could squeeze you through the eye of a needle
Louis - It's at the bottom of the list of message boards
Diana the Valkyrie - "The message board for stories that people might not believe"
wb270 - she is, although probably not absolutely the toughest
Louis - It was a 1947 court case, very funny.
magilla - She offered to take me on if I can ever make it out to CA from Okla.
sub - wb270, who is the toughest?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I saw it
wb270 - A number of women have beaten Joanna
PeepingTom - Let's not fight, Cindy. I'm just thrilled to have you around. And I mean it!...
Louis - I thought that guy really was a stinker.
wb270 - possibly Zee
Diana the Valkyrie - Brownie, check the archives, that'll tell you when people come on
wb270 - pound for pound maybe Raquel from Seattle
magilla - If I were ten years younger...and in a lot better shape...I would think about it!
Cindy - Fight? Me? You know me better thn that, Peep. Nice to see you again!
Louis - I hosed Tiffany just now on the same board. What a self-possessed nincompoop.
wb270 - Joanna wouldn't hurt you, at least not on purpose
Diana the Valkyrie - Valkyries hate hurting men
Brownie - It is approaching 6:00PM in Omaha where I happen to be today. Hopefully, some of you will be back on the channel about 10:00 PM CST. Diana, I notice that a number of us sign on and then drop off just prior to another party joins.
Cindy - Diana- What happened to Raging B?
scissored - still here,
Louis - I love this chat room. I feel like I'm standing in the woods shouting into nowhere.
Diana the Valkyrie - He's still around
Brownie - Talk to you all later.
magilla - I wouldn't be too worried about getting hurt...but it would be nice to al least be able to give her a decent match,
Cindy - I haven't seen him since you went to colours.
wb270 - might surprise yourself. Joanna is not invincible
Louis - Ugh!! This is hopeless. I'm outta here.
PeepingTom - Cindy, where's smitty? (he always seems to be lurking till you show up...)
Louis - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:19pm)
scissored - can these girls scissor me unconcious?
wb270 - which girls?
Brownie - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:19pm)
Cindy - Smitty has his hours changed because of the Olympics.
magilla - nope...no one is...have a good friend of mine who was a great professional wrestler 25 years ago, he lost now and then too
PeepingTom - Cindy, I know you're into movies
Cindy - Correct!
PeepingTom - Did you see Titanic?
Cindy - Loved every minute of it!
wb270 - Joanna is on AOL right now
Small Dick - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:23pm)
magilla - That neat...might jump over and say hello if I wasn't having such a good time here
PeepingTom - I agree!! So you're a romantic soul like me, after all...
scissored - still here,
Cindy - Your question, Peep?
magilla - What is your favorite submission hold Diana?
sub - wb270, is Raven Iron Maiden as mean as She sounds on the phone?
magilla - what name is Joanna using on Aol now?
wb270 - Never talked to her on the phone, sub
wb270 - she's supposed to be very organized, and to have good days and bad days
wb270 - NEEDJJ
magilla - thanks...need to add it to my Aol buddy list
Cindy - Sorry. Must leave. SEEYABYE!
wb270 - bye
sub - farewell, Cindy
PeepingTom - NO, Cindy, don't leave!!
Cindy - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:29pm)
magilla - Well...the crowd seems to be thinning out a little
PeepingTom - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:30pm)
magilla - guess I should be taking off too
sub - cya, magilla
scissored - still waiting to get scissored
wb270 - good night all
magilla - had a good time folks...enjoyed the chat!
wb270 - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:31pm)
sub - thanks for the info, wb270
Small Dick - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:32pm)
sub - so, scissored, sounds like you really ned to get squeezed
sub - oops, need
sub - Glorious Diana, are You still listening in?
scissored - Sonia is on line
Sharon - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:40pm)
sub - greetings, Sharon
Sharon - Hello sub
scissored - sonia does great scissors.
sub - and a lot of other things
Sharon - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:43pm)
scissored - hi sharon, can you scissor?
sub - gotta go
sub - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 7:47pm)
scissored - anyone else here?
Diana the Valkyrie - BOO!!!
achilles - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:13pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Uh-oh, it's The Heel
achilles - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:15pm)
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:15pm)
sub - greetings again, Glorious Diana
sub - i left a note on Your msgboard, Great Valkyrie, to explain why i haven't submitted that story yet (the one You so kindly ordered me to write on Sunday)
Diana the Valkyrie - Failed again, huh?
sub - regretfully, yes, Your Highness
ottO.rD - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:26pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Otto, you've got your trousers on backwards
ottO.rD - .tol a snialxpE
ottO.rD - Rats. Nevermind. It was a stupid idea anyway...
Diana the Valkyrie - So how's you?
ottO.rD - OK...Much better. New messages at the bottom.
ottO.rD - OK, getting by. Ends don't meet, but they can see each other.
Diana the Valkyrie - So if you pulled obn them a bit ...
Diana the Valkyrie - Lisa Houston might be wanting to commission some artwork for her web site
ottO.rD - They'd snap, and plummet out of control.
ottO.rD - Lisa Houston? And she would be...?
Diana the Valkyrie - Wonderfem
ottO.rD - And Wonderfem would be...?
Miles - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:33pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Miles
Miles - Hi Diana. Long time no talk. Hi Otto
ottO.rD - Hy.
Miles - what's happening
ottO.rD - I wonder if Nicole got the sketch I sent her yet...
smitty - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:35pm)
ottO.rD - |-o-|
sub - hi smitty
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Smitty
ottO.rD - It worked!
smitty - So what are we going to do to the jerk who started the Nicole rumor?
Miles - what is it?
ottO.rD - Uh oh...time for me to dig out the armor, lance, and shield again...
smitty - I won't give credence to it by repeating it.
sub - the jerk should have to explain it to Her
sub - he'd never do that again
smitty - Good idea -- with her knees pressed firmly on his chest.
Diana the Valkyrie - Rumours of Nicole
ottO.rD - Bleah. I gotta change this font color. My eyes are starting to bleed...
ottO.rD - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:38pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Rumours of her death are greatly exaggerated
smitty - I see I missed Cindy. Did she say whether she plans to return tonight?
Dr.Otto - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:39pm)
Harrison - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:39pm)
sub - i think She said She'd be back
Dr.Otto - And Cindy is...?
smitty - Cool, thanks, sub.
Diana the Valkyrie - She didn't say.
Diana the Valkyrie - Apparently you've been rearranged on account of the Olympics
smitty - Yes, that's correct. I now work until 4 a.m. ET.
Dr.Otto - Huh? I realize I'm hopelessly outta the loop, but...
Harrison - Good evening, everyone.
sub - sorry, wrong again. thank You for correcting my error, Omniscient One
Harrison - Good evening, everyone.
Harrison - Good evening, everyone.
Dr.Otto - Oh well nevermind...it doesn't really matter anyway...
Dr.Otto - Hy.
sub - 'lo Harrison
Dr.Otto - will be back after a word from Red Bull Energy Drink...
Harrison - I seem to have caused a bit of controversy in the Power Squeeze Message Board, hmm?
Harrison - I seem to have caused a bit of controversy in the Power Squeeze Message Board, hmm?
smitty - bbl
smitty - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:45pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:45pm)
Miles - haven't read it in a while Harrison, what did you do
Alexei - Hi people
Diana the Valkyrie - Cindy is Smitty's girlfriend
Diana the Valkyrie - Or maybe not
Diana the Valkyrie - He's playing hard-to-get
Nobrute - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:47pm)
Nobrute - Hiya Group.
Harrison - Issued a challenge, that's what I did. I doubt that any women actually go to that board. Or anywhere else on this site, either.
Miles - not many
Nobrute - I *hope* thats not true.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hopefully, I scared them all off
Miles - not many that post messages anyway
Miles - I talk to a few that seem to read the boards but you don't see many posts
Nobrute - What was the challenge?
Alexei - What is happening?
Dr.Otto - Hell. Women on thi ssite are as scarce as they are in the real world. Decent ones, I mean. =P
sub - do You want us all to Yourself, Mighty DV?
Diana the Valkyrie - I thought there was supposed to be more women than men?
Miles - true Doc.
Diana the Valkyrie - On account of they don't die so quickly
Miles - good one Diana. they're out there. just not in here
nicole - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:52pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Aaarghhh, it's the ghost of Nicle!!!
nicole - look who is alive and kicking!
Harrison - Actually, I don't really recall now. LOL. You'll have to go and read it. Post a response, or send one by email if you like.
Alexei - Hi Nicole,I'm happy to see you alive
Diana the Valkyrie - Ooo, you do look pale.
nicole - me!
Dr.Otto - The current female to male ratio based on 1997 US Census Bureau statistics is 5 to 1. Unfortunately, 4 out of 5 of these women are golddiggers, self-absorbed, or on the post office wall. Which, as I figure it, leads to a reverse estimate of 1 to 1...an even number. My match is likely in Thailand.
Nobrute - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:54pm)
nicole - let me change colors
nicole - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:54pm)
Harrison - Harrison is alive and kicking. Much to civilized society's dismay, I must assume. LOL
Nobrute - I like Nicole in Blue
nicole - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:55pm)
nicole - how is my color now? Rosy!
Dr.Otto - Rumors of my debt are greatly underexaggerated. =P
Diana the Valkyrie - Otto, the self-absorbed women are there for the egotistical men
Nobrute - Darn
Diana the Valkyrie - The gold-diggers are there for the quick-buck merchants
Dr.Otto - Which counts me out...
nicole - but Dr. Otto STOLE my color, and now I have to be red!
Harrison - I've never met Nicole, so I don't know that I like her at all... yet. LOL
Dr.Otto - Which I could actually understand...
Diana the Valkyrie - And the post office people are there to watch my mail and see if it delivers itself
Dr.Otto - I'm a theivin' bum...yep.
Diana the Valkyrie - What I want to know is, what exact breed of snail do they use?
nicole - Dr. Otto what are you bitching about?
Diana the Valkyrie - Because if it's edible, then at least we could eat it.
sub - You are lovely in red, Nicole
Dr.Otto - Nicole, I can assume my envelope dinna arrive yet...
Diana the Valkyrie - Another victim of the US Snail
Dr.Otto - Bitchbitchbitch. It's a hobby. =)
nicole - what's so funny about not liking me Harrision?
magilla - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 8:57pm)
Harrison - And the writers are there to make the whole thing look good! LOL
magilla - hello everyone!
nicole - the envelope arrived today, I have my first artist rendering of moi! thank you very much:):):):)!!!!!
sub - careful, Harrison. don't make Her angry
nicole - mine too! exceot my hobby is piss and moan!
Dr.Otto - So...you DID like it, eh? Pretty good likeness, I thought...
Diana the Valkyrie - Ah, the ganser megilla is here
Harrison - Didn't say I DISlike you... just don't know you yet. Still making sure you aren't dangerous. LOL
Nobrute - R U going to share it with us, Nicole?
nicole - yes, it does look quite a bit like me, thank you so much
Diana the Valkyrie - sharpen sharpen sharpen
nicole - I don't have a scanner that's up to Dr. Otto
magilla - not sure what that means, Diana...but it sounds impressive
Dr.Otto - My honor, as always. It fit right in with my "large mass" illustrative style.
nicole - what's wrong with danerous Harrision?
Harrison - Why shouldn't I make Nicole angry? Unless she's... oh, no. LOL
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, I assumed you knew what a magilla was.
nicole - does dangerous offend you?
Dr.Otto - I'm trying to get it scanned in myself, but I haven't been able to reduce it small enough yet.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scan it one toe at a time
nicole - Harrision you don't HAVE to like me, because I am already starting not to like you:)
Harrison - Danger doesn't offend me, Nicole. It... amuses me.
magilla - in my instance, it has a cartoon conotation...but I do know of Bible refereces also
nicole - why are you wasting your time in a room with someone you don't like?
Diana the Valkyrie - It means "book"
nicole - you aren't amusing me, in fact I am starting to be quite bored
nicole - I think I will ignore you for the rest of the evening
magilla - thanks dear lady...always nice to learn something new
nicole - so peoples, did you hear that I died?
Harrison - Please, Nicole, pay attention. I DO NOT DISLIKE YOU. I SIMPLY HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU LONG ENOUGH TO FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING I LIKE YOU YET.
Dr.Otto - Whoa kids...I think maybe we got off on the wrong foot here...the net loses some inflection when it comes to conveying intent...I don't thing Harrison meant to be offensive.
Alexei - What did you do to the room Diana? There is lots of lines here
Diana the Valkyrie - I've just finished making a bunch of new Galleries. "A little girl and her pony, Aramis"
Nobrute - I heard you got choked in a wrestling match.
Dr.Otto - BUT, I could be wrong. Happens daily. At least 14 times.
sub - maybe one or more of the rest of us can amuse You, Nicole
Alexei - What kind of a car did you crash, Nicole?
jb2710 - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:05pm)
jb2710 - good evening everyone
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, JB
Dr.Otto - Hy.
Diana the Valkyrie - Alexei, I set the number of lines stored to 20
Alexei - Hi jb
nicole - you must not have very many friends Harrision, so far you keep inserting your foot deeper and deeper down your throat. Here is a little lesson in ettiquette. When you meet someone you don't know, you should should let time take it's course. Don't stand there holding out your hand and saying I don't know if I like you. That is a complete turn-off. Say "pleased to meet you" if we don't get along, fine.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:07pm)
Harrison - Nicole, I did not intend to offend you. I was only being playful. However, this medium, as Otto says, does not convey... nuances. Inflection, facial expression, and other subtleties tend to get lost in the transmission.
Dr.Otto - Geez, Diana. Control freak? =)
nicole - an invisible car
Diana the Valkyrie - Someone has to look after you lot!
nicole - my husband would have killed meif it was his jeep!
Scooby - Hello everyone!
Nobrute - How did you die, Nicole? (Pleased to meet you, BTW)
sub - thank You for looking after us, Diana
nicole - harrision now I have to grow to like you
nicole - I heard that I died on the Grand Central in a car crash.
Dr.Otto - That's what the emoticon system is used for. Example: :) happy. =) extremely happy. ;) flirtin' bastard. :P joking, silly goof. :( sad, unhappy, you just pissed me off. XP Bollocks to that. Etc. Etc. I've written a 213 page thesis on these.
smitty - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:10pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Rumourrs like that tend to grow out of control.
Diana the Valkyrie - Pretty soon, a chrono-synclastic infundibulum will have swallowed up all of New York
Nobrute - Ouch. can you at least collect insurance money??
Diana the Valkyrie - Trouble with that, Otto, is it's culture-dependent.
nicole - whoever posted that knows my area very well. That is the meanest thing anyone has done to me so far. I don't care if people try to trash my rep, but that little rumor had people very freaked out. I had the phone ringing off the hook today, Cheryl woke me at 7:30(yuck!) and things have finally mellowed out
Nobrute - Nicole, sometimes people confuse you with Princess Di.
Diana the Valkyrie - Brits usually make jokes with a straight face, we don't signal them.
smitty - She is ... alive!
nicole - I think that isthe fifth time I have died in two years,. I should get the insurance money
Alexei - What is a chrono-synclastic infundibulum¿ I bet there is no such ting
nicole - TO HAUNT YOU SMITTY MY LITTLE MANCHILD!
nicole - who would terrorize you about your boyfriend Crystal?
Nobrute - It is not healthy to die more than twice a year.
Hector - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:14pm)
nicole - I mean girlfriend--HA!
nicole - go get your own color Hector
Hector - Hello
nicole - I have only died once this year
Hector - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:14pm)
Hector - Sorry!!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Ask Dr Otto, he'll tell you about the CSI
Hector - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:15pm)
Hector - hows that?
nicole - oh Smitty.... yooo hoooo! where are you?
nicole - oh much better, thank you:)
Alexei - Dr. Otto, What is a chrono-synclastic infundibulum ?
Hector - Hi Alexei
nicole - Smitty WAS happy to see me alive but I think he is over it now!
smitty - I'm here ... As Diana can explain, my hours have been changed so I can cover the Olympics.
Alexei - Hi Hector
Diana the Valkyrie - Now he wants to see Cindy alive
smitty - Too true, DV.
Diana the Valkyrie - Smitty's been rearranged
Alexei - They don't know......
Hector - I need some advice - by the way I'm much calmer tonight.
Diana the Valkyrie - If in doubt, whip it out.
Hector - Oh my....
Alexei - Oh, it is something, found it in Altavista
Hector - I'm kinda depressed... I just had my body fat measured.
Diana the Valkyrie - And it's the wrong sort of bodyfat?
Hector - I went from 14 to 19 percent. Is that really BAD!!??
nicol - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:20pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Look on the bright side. It means you're more cuddly
Hector - I try soooo hard and I'm always just a little fleshy
Alexei - The future of the Internet. The C-SI allows two people existing at two different widely separated physical locations to sit together in a grassy nook at Swallowtail.
Hector - Thank you.. sincerely
smitty - Welcome back, Nicole.
Diana the Valkyrie - How could you have doubted me!
nicol - I got bumped but the computer never acknowledged thhat I am not here, I had to sign on as nicol
Diana the Valkyrie - The words have a latin root. Infundibulum, for example, means "funnel"
nicol - Smitty have you ever spoken to Cyndy/Crystal on the phone?
smitty - So you have returned to normalcy, Nicole?
jb2710 - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:23pm)
Nobrute - oops gotta go. cya!
Diana the Valkyrie - Nicole is undead now
GILES UK - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:24pm)
jb2710 - bless the mental migets at AT&T
Nobrute - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:24pm)
nicol - fleshy is good, ask my husband! it is very expensive to make that gut
Alexei - Didn't doubt you. Just amazing that there is so funny words
jb2710 - an undead Nicole??
smitty - Nicole, no, not yet. But I did "hear" from her today.
nicol - me normal?
Diana the Valkyrie - Alexei, there's about 800,000 words in the English language
GILES UK - good morning all
nicol - what are you implying Smitty?
nicol - Crystal is a man
Diana the Valkyrie - I think he's accusing you of being sane, Nicole
Diana the Valkyrie - Wotcher, Giles
sub - Nicole is paranormal. Diana just said so
smitty - I was implying nothing. I meant I got an e-mail from her today.
nicol - I think if Crystal were half the woman he says she is, you would have at least heard from him by now
Alexei - Hi Giles
Alexei - Can you tell me the 800 000 words Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - JB, someone posted a rumour that Nicole was dead in her Message Board
Alexei - Maybe I'm asking to much....
nicol - I am never going to be normal, consider me a born again .......bodybuilder/wrestler.......fresh from the grand central parkway
smitty - C'mon, Nicole, be nice.
Diana the Valkyrie - Sure, Alexei. Which one do you want me to start with?
jb2710 - oh dear, well I have not read the boards in ages
Alexei - a
GILES UK - Diana, the pics of me wrestling sonia are great, well done.
Alexei - Diana, can somebody post on the boards without being a member?
nicol - me neither JB!
Diana the Valkyrie - The boards are open to everyone
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you, Giles, that's because you used a good camcorder
nicol - why Alexi, do you want to start another rumor, let's tell everyone that i am pregnant!
Alexei - Do you know who posted it?
Alexei - Nicole is pregnant
nicol - some lowlife mother fucker
jb2710 - careful Nicole, people will believe it
Dr.Otto - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:31pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - He called himself "Raymond" and he posted again later to advertise his wrestling and left a phone number
Dr.Otto - @#$%!! I hate technology.
nicol - I thinmk Rob Schuh posted it from his prison cel
Diana the Valkyrie - Is he still inside? How sad.
nicol - there is a
smitty - I'll be back later.
nicol - did you try the phone number, 1800 buy the bridge
smitty - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:33pm)
nicol - let's gossip about Smitty
Diana the Valkyrie - No - I thought maybe you'd give him a tootle
nicol - just kidding
nicol - what is a tootle?
sub - smitty's pregnant
Hector - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:33pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - A bell on the dog and bone
Alexei - I'm also pregnant
Hector - Sorry, I got knocked off and jammed up - it was horrible, I'm still shaking.
nicol - let's all be pregnant! I know Smitty is really a woman
Dr.Otto - I'm not pregnant, but I DO have a monkey grafted to my skull.
Alexei - Have been for 87 years but haven't told anybody before
Diana the Valkyrie - Are you married, Alexei?
Alexei - Do you think I am?
sub - you carry it well, Otto
jb2710 - Hector, are you by any chance a victim, um subscriber to AT&T?
Hector - No, just a lousy dialup
nicol - I have a monkey knapsack, his name is curious george. When I take him to special events people think I am nuts.
Diana the Valkyrie - I just thought you might be an unmarried father
Dr.Otto - I used to sell those packs...
Hector - Curious George was the very first book I read.
nicol - hahahahahahah
Dr.Otto - Huh?
Hector - What's so funny???
Alexei - No I'm not a father
nicol - the first book I ever read was Lady Catterly's Lover
nicol - chatterly
Dr.Otto - I still haven't read a book.
Alexei - Not that I know
Hector - Yeah, but I was only seven when I read that book. hahahahahahaha!!!
jb2710 - great line Nicole
nicol - I was 6 whnen I read that one,
Hector - Actually I was really 5, I just didn't want to brag.
jb2710 - read Dads copy at a rather early age myself.......
Dr.Otto - Oh yeah? So I had Wall Street Journal fetus delivery. Don't ask.
Hector - Hey! Really! I need to know just how bad 19% body fat is. Help me!!!
Alexei - Hector, don't worry about the number, look in the mirror instead
Diana the Valkyrie - Hector, do you want the address of a good tailor?
nicol - I don't know Hector, I just go by the mirror, never measured my fat. If I look and i see fat, I know it shouldn't be there. I don't need to know how much shouldn't be there
sub - Nicole-once a child prodogy, now prodigious
Hector - Oh GREAT!!!! You had to say THAT!!!
sub - oops, prodigy
Hector - No actually I look okay. Girls whistle at my legs - it's very embarrassing.
Alexei - If you think it's too much then you burn it away Hector
Dr.Otto - I keep my head shaved. Chicks diggit. =P
Hector - With what, a blow torch?
Hector - I work out HARD four times a week.
Diana the Valkyrie - Did you go bald at an early age, then Otto?
nicol - just think of me as ominous
Alexei - No, use your car
Alexei - But don't drive it, push it!
Hector - Hey Doc. How do you shave your own head?
sub - and intimidating, Nicole?
Dr.Otto - Not at all...but there's a dominant gene trait in female DNA strands that make them instinctively want to rub their hands on a shaved head.
Hector - I began to lose mine at 15, no joke.
nicol - by the way it's prodigy, I still consider myself as such
Alexei - After a 10000 miles the fat is gone, easy!
nicol - lose your what?
Diana the Valkyrie - Stroke an egg before breakfast
Dr.Otto - I shave my own head via a standard military issue hair trimmer.
Hector - Ich bin dicke
sub - good shot, Nicole
nicol - the reason we like to rub our hands on shaved heads is because it's as soft as a baby's......
nicol - ear
Alexei - Ich bin auch dicke
Dr.Otto - Don't matter why...I just figured it out is all.
nicol - no
Hector - Gut! Ich habe einen freund.
sub - smooth, Otto
Alexei - Hast du? Wo ist dein freund?
Dr.Otto - Unfortunately, due to an overabundance of personality, shy or timid women need not apply...it takes a strong will to get through to me.
nicol - german?
Hector - Hey Alexi, read the third Ursa story and tell me what you think of her mundart
GILES UK - well i am off soon,
Alexei - Ich will, Hector
nicol - bye giles
Alexei - Bye, bye
Hector - Ausgezeichnet!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Toodle-oo, Giles
nicol - hasta la pizza
Hector - I mean Effen's mundart - you'll see.
Scooby - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:53pm)
nicol - good night peoples, sleep with the angels
GILES UK - yes, if you are able to do my type of match?
Dr.Otto - Getting out, eh?
Scooby - Sub, didja get my message?
sub - farewell, Nicole
Hector - Alexei, where are you from?
sub - got it, Scooby. thanks
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Scooby. Done your ironing yet?
Scooby - Wife took care of things for me. Thanks for asking.
jb2710 - did I make it back?
Dr.Otto - Well, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down. I'll seeyas.
Scooby - Diana, here at home I am using Netscape 2.0 and this chat room is a breeze!
jb2710 - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:55pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, that's good. Did she use steam?
Hector - Hey Alexi. Ladybumps ist nein boogel bret mit wartzen
Alexei - I dont find the story, Where is it?
jb2710 - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:56pm)
Scooby - She just uses hot breath... well, we better not go there.
Diana the Valkyrie - Scooby, 99% of people use this chatroom fine, that's why I can't work out what the problem you're having is
Dr.Otto - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 9:57pm)
Hector - It's under multi-media in stories with pictures
Alexei - Danke schon
Scooby - It's only on my machine at work (where I do 99% of my clowning around) It started on January 11. The message board and archives are also slow. The rest of your site is as quick as it ever was.
Hector - Bitte schoen
Diana the Valkyrie - I moved the message boards, chat room and chat room archive to annother computer at that time.
Scooby - Sub, we need to chat sometime later about local stuff.
Diana the Valkyrie - My current plan is to replace that computer
sub - k, Scooby
Hector - I've got an old 386 you can use. It
Scooby - Hopefully that will work. I can't figure what else it would be.
Hector - Ooops. It's got 640 K overhead!!!
Diana the Valkyrie - A 386 I can use as what?
sub - bookend, doorstop, q-tip
Hector - Hey It's a great computer I made over $500,000 with that computer, really!
Diana the Valkyrie - It would be a bit slow for a doorstop
Hector - In its day it was great.
Alexei - I will read it tomorrow Hector
Scooby - So was the model T
Hector - I bought it in 1986. It was one of the first.
Scooby - Just shittin with ya Hector. How did you earn all that money with it? You a writer?
Hector - Thanks Alexei
Hector - No, a real estate appraiser. I developed software no one else had for the industry.
Alexei - But I have to go for now, I should be in bed before the sun come up Ø-)
Diana the Valkyrie - He sent out five emails, would you like the text?
Hector - And I put it to work!!!
Hector - Very funny.
Alexei - Nite everybody! Guten Abend!
Diana the Valkyrie - Night, Alexei
Hector - Gute nacht
Scooby - sub, am I to assume you are not the dominant type? G'nite Alex
Alexei - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 10:04pm)
sub - that is an understatement, Scooby
sub - i am quite submissive
Hector - Hey Scooby, don't feel bad, I lost a lot of it too.
Hector - Bad investments
Scooby - Are you married sub? Hector, I hope you spent it on strong women.
jb2710 - giggle, he bought AOL at $9.95 a month..........
Hector - Shit no.... would that I did, Pal, would that I did.
sub - i'm single, Scooby
Scooby - What country are you in Hector?
Diana the Valkyrie - Frittered it away on food and Vim
Hector - good 'ol USA
Hector - No, Diana, bad real estate.
Scooby - What state, Hect?
Diana the Valkyrie - Swampland?
Hector - I don't want to talk about it any more.
Scooby - Ah, so you live in Florida!
Hector - No. Connecticut
Hector - We have swamps there too. I'm a swamp Yankee..
Scooby - Sub, did you check out Unique Leighs page yet? She's smoke!
Hector - Is that a dooblantrandray???
Scooby - ?????
Hector - She sounds a little.... well... cheap.
Scooby - Who? Unique Leigh?
Hector - Yeah! Unique Lay
Hector - Little Miss Electric Dildo
Scooby - Hell, she could suck for all I know. All I'm saying is she's local and she's all we got. She don't look too bad though
Hector - Really? Local? Thta's different. Get her autograph.
Scooby - Why?
Hector - I dunno. Just get it.
Scooby - You want it?
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 10:16pm)
Hector - Folks, fugit hora, I must wend my weary way home.
Scooby - See ya Hect!
Hector - Scoob, I'll take anything.
sub - got booted. lotta that going around tonight
Hector - Im beat. I'm gone.
Hector - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 10:17pm)
Scooby - Sub, have you seen Unique Leighs site yet?
sub - cya Hector
sub - yeah, i looked in-no indication that she does dom/sub that i could see
Scooby - sub, can you meet back here at 9:30? My favorite show is on.
sub - sure, Scooby
Scooby - See you then.
sub - cya
sub - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 10:21pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, sub
Diana the Valkyrie - I've just been invited to a wedding
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 10:46pm)
sub - Great Diana, i just posted more lame excuses on Your msgboard. hope it explains a little
Scooby - Hello?
sub - hi Scooby
Scooby - Okay my show is over
Scooby - Hey sub, are you a fan of mixed fighting at all?
sub - i am a fan of mixed fighting-i like it especially, though, in i Dom/sub context
sub - where the Woman easily beats the man and humiliates him
Scooby - Sub, even if it isn't her specialty, I'd be willing to bet that Unique Leigh would do some femdom stuff for you. Do you ever read the TV and movie message board?
sub - no, i haven't
Scooby - Sub, have you heard of my compilation tape?
sub - no, what's on it?
Scooby - 5 hours of scenes from TV and movies featuring women beating up, knocking out, or killing men
Scooby - There's some sweet stuff on it, sub
sub - sounds cool-that must have taken a lot of work
Scooby - It's the result of over 5 years of dubbing movies and TV shows. I'm currently working on a Volume 2 of mixed scenes. This one will be 6 hours long. I have 4 hours complete already.
Scooby - Anyway, I'm making copies of my comp tape for those interested. I've made over 55 copies so far. If you're intereseted I'm only asking $10 which covers the price of a blank tape, a mailer and priority mail postage.
sub - wow. by the way, you're probably right about Unique being willing to do femdom
Brownie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 11:00pm)
Scooby - Are you a movie or TV buff at all? Do you ever find yourself searching for the mixed action?
Scooby - Just let me know if you're ever interested in getting a copy. Hello brownie!
Brownie - Scooby, have you met with Unique Leigh?
Scooby - No I haven't. Have you heard of her?
sub - i'm interested, but not sure i'm ready to give my address to a local. i am more of a tv than movie buff
Brownie - Scooby and sub, are you guys from Missouri?
Scooby - Yep
sub - yes. thanks for the offer, Scooby
Scooby - Where are you from brownie?
Brownie - Scooby, does she wrestle guys, and have you wrestled with her?
Brownie - I am in Omaha right now, but I am from the St. Louis area.
Scooby - Yes, she wrestles and fights guys. I have not done this with her. My wife would kick my ass. Brownie, you from St. Louis too?
Scooby - Brownie and sub, did either of you go to Mizzou?
Brownie - Sorry, I didn't meanto be confusing. I live in St. Louis, but I travel a great amount.
sub - Scooby, i hope you understand and are not offended by my reluctance-i just don't know you, that's all
sub - didn't go to Mizzou
Brownie - I did not go to Mizzou. I am a relative newcomer to Missouri.
Scooby - I understand sub. I find it wild that there are three of us in this chat room right now and we're all from St. Louis.
sub - it is wild. i'm also fairly new to St Louis
Brownie - Do you guys know Hardbody Paul? He is trying to line up several guys who would be willing to wrestle a FBB if she would come to MO.
sub - i've seen him here
Scooby - Well I'm not new to St. Lou. Been here for 30 years. Hardbody is from KC is he not?
Brownie - I have met quite a few females over the years. From the photos, I would love to meet Leigh.
Scooby - Would she be coming to KC or St. Louis or both? I think Leigh is very good looking.
Brownie - Yes, Hardbody is from KC. I gave him a lead on a FBB who dances at a club. I think he became infatuated with her.
Scooby - Brownie and sub, what kind of woman do you like physically?
Brownie - Because most of the interested people are in St. L, I think he would arrange to have her visit only St.L.
Scooby - Are there others besides us three in St. Louis?
Scooby - I mean are there other regulars to Diana's site from St. Louis?
Brownie - I tend to prefer bigger stronger females, but I am flexible. I do prefer that they are quite strong. Thresa is only 5'-3, but extremely strong and a great person to be with.
sub - i am most attracted to muscular women with big biceps and glutes
Scooby - I like women with pretty faces and nice legs. Preferrably tall. Princess Diana was epitome for me.
sub - i also really like the tall ones, but they usually don't have the best muscle shapes
Brownie - I think there are others, or else you guys are using more than one name on this channel.
Scooby - Do you have a problem with Elle McPhersons muscle shapes? Angie Everhart? Gabby Reece?
sub - this is the only name i've used
Brownie - Regarding females, I tend to prefer the taller gals also. The last one was 5'-9 or 5'-10.
sub - i said usually, Scooby. Gabby is unbelievable
Brownie - Elle ad Gabby are great. I don't know Angie.
Cindy - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 11:17pm)
Scooby - Every afternoon I have a chat with Rogon and I use a different name. It's only in the afternoon and only with him. Today I was wrinkled scrotum. Yesterday I was Pre Cum. It's not too hard to figure out that it's just me.
Brownie - Hi Cindy! It is good to see you here again.
Scooby - Cindy, by golly, where you been gal? smitty is drinking himself silly over you.
sub - greetings, Cindy
Scooby - I even bought a dress for your wedding
Brownie - Cindy, one of these nights, we will need to arm wrestle here.
Cindy - Jersey doesn't drink to excess.
Scooby - Well I'm just sayin we missed ya Cindy.
Cindy - Thanks, Scoob!
Brownie - Oops, I will be back in a minute or two.
Scooby - Tonight the focus is on St. Louis Cindy. Ever been there?
Cindy - Only in Moberly.
Scooby - Hey sub, can I just ask if you work downtown? You don't have to answer if you don't want.
Scooby - Relatives in Moberly?
sub - i do work downtown. not far from Blue Cross
sub - don't even know where Moberly is
Scooby - I don't know where Blue Cross is. Near Union Station? St. Louis Center?
Scooby - Moberly is near Columbia isn't it?
sub - near Union Station
Cindy - Uncle. Two cousins. One brother-in-law.
Scooby - I'm near St. Louis Center.
Scooby - Cindy, I'm sure you told me this already, but are you a FBB? A fan of FBBs?
Cindy - Are you experiencing floodsand/or heavy rain, Scoob?
Scooby - It has been a nasty day, that's for sure
sub - but no floods, yet
Cindy - Wait! You will. Mild here, upper 30's
Scooby - Sub, you are just a 3 minute ride on the subway from me.
Scooby - no pun intended
Scooby - Cindy, do you like to have men worship you?
sub - plus several minutes' walk. i'm not that close to union station
sub - god question, Scooby
Cindy - Isn't that everyone's wish?
sub - oops, good
Scooby - To worship you? Well... sure it is! Do you enjoy it?
Scooby - Sub, recite some poetry for Cindy and peel her a grape.
sub - if it pleases Her Highness, i would be honored to do so
Cindy - I have a question for you, Scoob. TV related.
Scooby - Shoot.
wb270 - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 11:35pm)
wb270 - hello
Cindy - Alfred H. The weekly. Who was the woman that threw Roddy McD from the cliff?
Scooby - Hello wb270
Scooby - I don't know, but now you got me interested. Cindy, you oftewn seem to know more about good mixed fight scenes than I do. Would you be interested in a copy of my fight scene compilation tape?
sub - hi wb270
Scooby - Hey sub, do any of the people you work with know about your "interests"?
sub - no. i'm pretty unlike this in "real life"
Cindy - Not really. I was wondering about the Alfred. It came up in trivia and not one single person knew.
Scooby - Are there any ladies in the office that you take a particular interest in regarding this?
sub - no, unfortunately
wb270 - do you see professional dominatrixes, sub?
Scooby - That sux. I'm surrounded by dozens of beauties that I would love to have tie me up and smack me around sometime. Makes it hard to concentrate on work.
sub - haven't yet, wb
wb270 - i've seen a few, but only to wrestle them really
sub - have had girlfriends who were willing to play rough
sub - you make me envious, Scooby
Cindy - Guess no smitty tonight. SEEYABYE.
Scooby - sub, do you get turned on by a sexy executive type in a sharp suit?
sub - wb, i asked you about Raven earlier because i'm trying to hook up with her
Cindy - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 11:46pm)
sub - sure do, Scooby
wb270 - she's reputed to be very good at the domination bit
sub - that's what i heard
wb270 - are you in chicago?
sub - no, St Louis
Scooby - sub or wb, do you either of you fancy the idea of a woman knocking you unconscious?
Scooby - for example with a sleeper hold?
wb270 - Unique Leigh country
wb270 - I don't at all. I think that sort of thing is dangerous
sub - i fancy the idea, but i'm not sure i'd really like that to happen
Scooby - There you go sub, Unique Leigh!
wb270 - I'm not sure that Unique does domination though
sub - is Unique on your list, wb?
wb270 - yes, she is
sub - Scooby and i were pondering that earlier
wb270 - good looking, martial arts backgrouns
wb270 - pondering what?
Scooby - Well guys, I'm going to go to bed. I'll be talking with ya later. G'night. My final thought: sub, I think you oughtta give Leigh a try.
sub - great looking-the Dom is more important to me than real fighting ability, though
Scooby - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 11 11:51pm)
sub - night Scooby
sub - wb, we were pondering whether Uniquw does femdom
wb270 - just talked to a dominatrix in San Francisco, who does only competitive wrestling, won't do fantasy or sominant wrestling
wb270 - did you check out her web page?
Brownie - Hi, guys, I'm back. Looks like some people have departed.
wb270 - a lot of the wrestlers eventually get into domination
sub - i checked out her page. couldn't find any indication of femdom scenes
Brownie - wb27, which state is your home domain?
wb270 - probably not then
wb270 - try Cynthia/Raven then
Brownie - I would second Cynthia/Raven. She is good and is into domination if you want.
sub - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 11 11:57pm)
sub - got punted again. rough night
Brownie - Hello again, sub. What happened?
sub - have you met Raven, Brownie?
Brownie - Yes, I have met with Cynthia.
wb270 - gee, the Max Fisch Domina Guide doesn't list any girls in MO