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Doug - anyone home?
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Ger - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 06:00am)
Ger - Where ya from
squeezedman - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 06:02am)
squeezedman - hello, i'm from middle east
Ger - I'm from Australia
Ger - it is my first time on this chat line ,but I've visiting this site for some time now
squeezedman - are u male or female
Ger - m and u
Ger - I am abig fan of mixed wrestling how about you
squeezedman - i'm male
squeezedman - so do i , i also like muscular females, i think they are very sexy
squeezedman - so do i , i also like muscular females, i think they are very sexy
Ger - Same here do you have any favourite's
squeezedman - it's very sexy to see thea scissors, or cyndy jones big shaped body
Ger - I love to see a figure four scissor, love Gretchen Stripp
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Ger - See ya buddy
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gege - Is anybody home or am entering at the wrong time?
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Schmegma - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 1:10pm)
Schmegma - Hello?
Schmegma - Hello?
Schmegma - My name is Schmegma
Schmegma 2 - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 1:57pm)
Schmegma 2 - What a coincidence, my name is Schmegma too.
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 2:18pm)
HardbodyPaul - What the hell is a "Schmegma" anyway?
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Poon Tang A Plenty - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 3:47pm)
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Poon Tang A Plenty - Secret agent "Poon Tang A Plenty" reporting for duty, sir.
Adenoma - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 5:09pm)
Adenoma - Hey Poontang where are you it's nearly 4 o clock, why were you here an hour ago
dream386 - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 5:11pm)
dream386 - I'm Bored
Adenoma - Hey Dream how arfe you
dream386 - Good - You?
Adenoma - Great I'm not sure do I know you, what's your interest here
dream386 - I dont think you know me.
dream386 - My first time in this chat room.
Adenoma - Ok are you into body building or wrestling boxing or what?
dream386 - Boybuilding mostly.
dream386 - whoops bodybuilding
dream386 - you?
Adenoma - It's just that as haven't met and so on, cool so do you BB yourself or are you an admirer
dream386 - I work out every day but not serious, I'm an admirer
Adenoma - Personally I am an admirer of athletic women, altho which is why this place exists
dream386 - How bout you?
Schmegma - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 5:17pm)
Schmegma - picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky picky
Adenoma - I never work out except when spanking at the site of an athletic karate fighting woman on TV!!
Adenoma - Hey I can't help it if your law firm employs Pig-Women
dream386 - cool
Schmegma - Those chicks kick ass! What are you? Gay?
Adenoma - Every time I'm in the states I marvel at the stunning women around every street corner a testament to the Breeding ground of Ellis Island ( or so I imagine) why then does your firm have the largest concentration of Asses for faces in the known world????
Schmegma - Which ones did you say you liked and didn't like? Hello dream386!
dream386 - Hi!
Adenoma - Hey I like michelle don't I, I am so macho I could do her from here, I liked the one with the long hair and pacer and Hammet,
Schmegma - These chicks are PRIME SPANK MATERIAL!! I would pay money just to have them spit on me! I can't believe you say they suck and that Sue and Kimberly are babes! They EAT!
dream386 - C-Ya later!
dream386 - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 5:24pm)
Adenoma - Hey I wuz bein polite about at least one of kim and sue, M rules I mean these girls are like big sunday school mammas , I would rather spank over my own reflection (ew)
Schmegma - I told Michelle that she needs to bring in more photos. She said that she's going to Wal Mart tonight to pick up some prints and she's gonna pick out the best and bring em on in. D'yer know what that means Rog? More spank material for you!!!!!
Adenoma - And if you wanna pay girls to spit on you, I could fix you up
Adenoma - Heeres to one of her kickin you in the nuts
Adenoma - My own are too swollwn from all that Policewoman, that babe is a dream, hey Michelle for the sequel
Adenoma - Are you still there molasses boy?
Schmegma - Have you seen the movie "The Stranger"? Did Policewoman come... er I mean... arrive?
Adenoma - Hey hows the Jeep, bet it's not as fast as my Lexus
Adenoma - Yeeeeeah Policegal got here seen it done it SPANKED IT!!!!!
Schmegma - Have you heard from Diana?
Adenoma - I seen the stranger i think cathy long is one of the best fighters she can really do it, I heard form Di yesterday Alzeimer boy
Schmegma - I'll bet your Lexus can't drive through 21 inches of snow from Columbia to Kansas City
Adenoma - It could if it was on a hover craft
Adenoma - Hey how far are you from Minneapolis
Schmegma - What is the ETA for my first shipment of tapes?
Adenoma - Impatient, I have so far selected 3 but I know I have better, I will then post on maybe friday to di and send her your address, she will then keep the originals for ever
Schmegma - Too damn far.
Adenoma - Is there in St Louis a) Haagen Das B) Johnny Rockets C) a wide selection of hamburger joints
Schmegma - In The Stranger Kathy Long kills a man by beating him up then kicking him in the head. You would like. Hamburger joints out the ass. No Johnny Rockets. Possibly Haagen Daas. Rog, how fat are you?
Adenoma - I think she breaks his neck with a kickn to the side of the head or under the jaw or something, I am quite fat actually,
Schmegma - Sorry, I got a phone call.
Adenoma - Hey slooooow boy, that old alzeimer sloin you down you're in the chat room remember
Susanna - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 5:43pm)
Adenoma - Hi Susanna
Schmegma - How much do you weigh?
Susanna - Hi is Adenoma you're real name, Hello Schmegma
Schmegma - Hello Susanna
Adenoma - Su no it is just that Sch and I goof off, you know
Schmegma - My friends call me Schmeg
Susanna - Sch, are you into bodybuilding or stuff like that, I mean are you guys bodybuilders?
Susanna - I weigh about 130, most guys don't ask right out though
Schmegma - Nope. I lifted a heavy box the other day though. Are you a bodybuilder?
Susanna - I work out but I amnot what you would call a bodybuilder, I teach Tang Soo Do
Adenoma - Hey that's a martial art we like that
Schmegma - Susanna where are you from? Susanna, I was asking Adenoma how much he weighed. Sorry if I insulted you.
Adenoma - Isn't it like tae Kwan do
Schmegma - Tang Soo Do! Those are delicious with a little hot mustard and soy sauce!
Susanna - Yes it is similar to tae kwan do, no insult taken Schmeg, why do you guys like martial arts?
Susanna - You can't eat it
Adenoma - Susanna the truth is that I get turned on like nobodys bsiness by it the mere site of a gal in a Karate suit gives me a hard on like the space needle
Schmegma - What Ad is trying to say Su is that we like martial arts women. A lot.
Schmegma - Susanna, what country are you in?
Adenoma - Anyway I weigh 230 I am 5 9 and I have a 46 inch waist measurement, are you happy now!
Adenoma - I practically exist on the horizontal plane more than the vertical
Schmegma - Damn, Ad! Forget the burger joints! I'm gonna have to show you all the salad bars in St. Louis.
Susanna - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 5:58pm)
Schmegma - Well, there goes Susanna. You chased away another one with your penis references.
Adenoma - Bollock to salad you cheeky fugger,give me cheese burgers, hey earn enough dough and women will such yer space needle anyway
Adenoma - Bollocks any woman who gets out off that easy ain't worth havin'
Adenoma - Anyway you know it was me all along ha ha ha
Adenoma - Ha ha ha ha
Adenoma - ha ha ha ha ha ha
Adenoma - Well say something
Schmegma - But do you earn enough dough to unclog those arteries? I'm sorry ad, it's nothing but Tofu burgers for you in the states!
Adenoma - Bollocks to arteries My family is built to withstand massive fat attack
Schmegma - Adenoma, you seem extra fiesty tonight! What was it lad? Policewoman?
Adenoma - Hey I can't wait til you tell Michelle, yeah I've seen Policewman and I haven't spanked I got more testosterone in me than Nicole Bass's fridge
Adenoma - Aw come on I had you goin with Susanna didn't I
Schmegma - How can you watch Policewoman and not spank? I thought it was synonimous.
Adenoma - Yeah but I had clean pants on, Hey admit the susanna thing, you're not sore are you?
Schmegma - Yes, you had me going. I had no idea it was you. It did strike me as odd that she seemed so perfect for you though. And she wouldn't answer my country question.
Adenoma - Tee Hee. I was gonna do a new york answer I know Manhattan like the back of my hand, or Chicago like Wacker Drive,, Thye should change that to Wanker, Does Wank mean Spank in the US like ti does here??
Schmegma - Yes, but we just say spank. If you say wank, you're from England.
Buford - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 6:15pm)
Schmegma - Ad, i can't figgur you out with the photos. These women are BABES I tell you. Better than many playmates I've seen. Do you have a wide screen monitor or somethin'? If wanna see fat chicks, I'll send ya fat chicks. I just farted.
Schmegma - Buford T. Justice?!?
Buford - Hey nice fart, the thing is that those gals don't look like BABEs to me they look like fat slags
Schmegma - Well then I guess I'll just have to take them all then. *sniff* *sniff* what smells?
Buford - I mean I said I liked Pacer, and 2 of the others aren't bad maybe the photos don't do em justice all I know is that I if I worked aat TC Sexual Harassment would not be a problem
Buford - Now MIchelle is serious totty
Buford - Which one would hjave the best kick do you think
Buford - Which one would hjave the best kick do you think?
Schmegma - Alright Buford Boy! That does it! You wanna see fat slags?!? Just you wait until my next e-mail!!! You just better hope that you haven't just got done eating a half dozen cheeseburgers when you get a load of my next four!
Buford - Hey I order halfpounders by the sack
Buford - We don't have white castle over here and that's sad
Buford - I don't remember saying I wanted to see fat slags just give me Michelle in her underwear kicking the crap outta you
Schmegma - Hammett is the most athletic. Pacer has the best legs. St. Louis has about 37 White Castles.
Buford - SSSSOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEE I am comin home
Schmegma - $1000 and Michelle and I will do it.
Schmegma - Are you in to F/M strangulation scenes at all without a fight?
nightguy61 - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 6:25pm)
Buford - I jus love the South. Anyway this fat boys too fat to stay awake, I don't believe you Micheele is too nice to do that, yes I am, I have to go now, GOODNIGHT
Buford - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 6:26pm)
Schmegma - There's gonna be a lot of them on vol. 2. They give me a chubby. When Scooby gets a chubby, the world gets a chubby.
nightguy61 - hello
Schmegma - Hello nightguy what's up?
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 6:55pm)
Blasterman - Whats happening folks?
Blasterman - I should have used deoderant today I guess.
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Dr.Otto - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 8:13pm)
Dr.Otto - Damn. Chatty bunch tonight.
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jb2710 - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 8:17pm)
Dr.Otto - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 8:17pm)
smitty - Hey, JB.
jb2710 - unusual for me to be early, seem to bit a bit too early
nicole - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 8:18pm)
nicole - hello room!
Dr.Otto - I hate technology. Occasionaly.
jb2710 - hello Dr, Smitty, screen looked blank
nicole - DR. OTTO!
smitty - Nicole, good evening.
jb2710 - good evening Nicole
Dr.Otto - How-D, Nicole...
nicole - HI! how the hell are you? stranger!
Dr.Otto - Yeah, I got tonight offa work, so here I B.
nicole - HI Everyone!
Dr.Otto - Yep...they don't make anyone stranger. =)
nicole - hi Smitty:) all my favorites are here tonight!
nicole - JB too!
smitty - Awww, shucks. And I haven't even come through with Knicks tix yet.
Dr.Otto - I'm embarrassed.
nicole - what's new?
nicole - anyone see me on Stern?
jb2710 - hehehe, all your favorites and jb??
nicole - Smitty, I don't think you are ever going to come through with tix
Dr.Otto - Well, after 4 light years, I finally got your pic done. And I still don't have cable. I was probly drawing while you were on Stern. =)
smitty - I did warn you that b-ball is not my sport.
nicole - but that's ok, still like you anyway
jb2710 - saw you hypnotized, have you been on since?
nicole - are you getting sensitive on me JB? I meant you as well
nicole - yes, you did warn me
nicole - how is your girlfriend Crystal?
nicole - has she cofessed that she is really a guy?
jb2710 - sensitive as a slow rock Nicole, just looked like a line waiting to happen
nicole - yes, JB I have been on Monday, and I think tonight or tomorrow for the birthday show
Dr.Otto - Ok...I admit it...I'm really a guy.
smitty - She got very upset when she read those comments in the archive. But she still has not called and she was not here last night.
ps1908 - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 8:24pm)
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jb2710 - ah, had not thought of the birthday show
nicole - my picture is DONE? where? when? can I see?
smitty - Speaking of pictures, have you ever posted mine, Nicole?
nicole - hi gymee, and ps1908
ps1908 - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 8:26pm)
nicole - that is in the roll that we thought we lost, but I think I have it now. Got a bunch of pics developed but our picture was not in there so I know I am missing a roll
gymee - hi nichole i don't think we have met i'm from NY what about you?
Dr.Otto - I wish I coulda had it on the web tonight, but it don't look like it's gonna happen...I'm not particularly good at caricature, but I got your distinctive likeness down, I believe. Folks who've seen your pictures before recognized it as being you. So I was happy.
nicole - have to devlop a roll we just found
smitty - Dr., have you ever thought about collaborating with a writer on illustrated stories? Just a question.
Dr.Otto - But anyhow, I was assuming you wanted me to send it via snail mail anyhow?
nicole - when do I get to see it?
nicole - gymee hi , yes I am from ny
nicole - but there is no h in my name
Dr.Otto - Actually Smitty, I have considered such...thing is, most of the pics they wanted were stuff I don't do. I don't do skull crushing or nad kicking or that kinda biz. It ain't me.
smitty - I don't write about such things, either.
nicole - ok, snail mail is cool, keep me in suspense:)
nicole - Dr. Otto? can you do me another favor?
gymee - sorry por spelling is a sex link characteristic
Dr.Otto - Well, I'll e-mail you once I get it posted online, Nicole...but I'll need an address to send the hard copy to. Another favor? Sure...what up?
nicole - change the color you picked, very hard to read!
Dr.Otto - Doh. That Radioactive Green is so me...OK, hang on...
nicole - that's ok , gymee
nicole - cool
jb2710 - yes Dr, hard to read here too
Dr.Otto - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 8:31pm)
nicole - my address is
Dr.Otto - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 8:32pm)
jb2710 - Nicole, does ECW give you any photos you can post?
gymee - whats the jb2710 mean?
jb2710 - jb is my initials, 2710 is a place
smitty - Hmmmm.
gymee - smitty thatyou from nj if so hello again
jb2710 - not very imaginative, on AT&T I am jb16958, my house number
nicole - P. O. Box 790321, Middle Village, NY 11379
smitty - I am from New Jersey.
Dr.Otto - Anyhow, I'm gonna start my own website and sell my images there. Gonna takk to Diana about links.
nicole - better color Dr Otto!
jb2710 - wishing great prosperity to you Dr
Dr.Otto - Got the address, Nicole...thanks. I'll post the image though, and let ya know when it's up. Give you an advance look.
Dr.Otto - Yeah...it's a nice color.
smitty - Sounds cool, Doc.
Dr.Otto - Thanks JB...I'm startin' small, with 12 images. $5 apeice, any 6 for $25, or all 12 for $50. At least that's the plan.
nicole - your own website? cool!
Dr.Otto - Most of them are images already on Diana's site, though.
nicole - my picture was a present. nanny nanny nanny
jb2710 - will be curious to see what response you get Dr
Dr.Otto - But I am signing and numbering each one...each piece'll be limited to 100 or so.
Dr.Otto - This is true. Nicole's was a freebie...plus I wanted to see if I was up to the challenge.
nicole - you are going to need stories to go with the pictures
smitty - Did someone say storieS?
nicole - my picture was the originating idea, so my picture is extra special
Dr.Otto - I'm not a writer. The images'll be there...if someone wants them, fine. If not, fine also.
smitty - Nicole, ever come across that script?
nicole - right?!!!!!
nicole - yes I have the script, why?
smitty - You said you'd let me see it, remember?
jb2710 - Nicole is extra special, and extra large
Dr.Otto - Yeah, Nicole...I guess it IS a pretty unique image.
nicole - thank you JB
Dr.Otto - Lemme ask, Nicole...when you pull your hair back, you have a small widow's peak along your hairline, yeah?
nicole - it's an olriginal, so no offense I sm not letting it out of my sight
Dr.Otto - I need to double check that address: PO Box 790321, Middle Village, NY 11379
nicole - my husband says it's very small, don't make me look like Herman the Muensters kid!
smitty - That's OK. When do I get a "viewing?"
nicole - that's my address!
nicole - when do you want to meet up and where?
Dr.Otto - Don't worry, Nicole...I think you'll like what I've done. If not, just promise you won't throw me around. Well, actually...
smitty - Good question. You're traveling a lot, so I guess the time and place are up to you.
nicole - how does Sheepshead Bay sound, feed me at Lundy's and Bob pays his own way?
Dr.Otto - I stocked up on elbow pads and got a crash helmet. Good stuff.
nicole - actually what?!!!!!!
smitty - I haven't been to Lundy's since it reopened.
Dr.Otto - Actually, I think that your likeness is the closest I've come to capturing the person's essence, although I have done one that looked like Cory Everson before...
smitty - Is it all seafood?
nicole - people tell me I look very similiar in bodytype too Cory, only she is 5'7"
nicole - no, It's not all seafood, was there monday withh bam bam bigelow. we each had two dozen oysters
Dr.Otto - Well, actually I'm referring to facial features. Your body was easy...massive, yet proportionate.
nicole - they sreve steak and pasta too
smitty - Hey, is Bam Bam Bigelow in a new commercial, playing a football player?
Dr.Otto - BAM BAM!!! The boy! How's he doin'? I ain't seen him anywere since his WWF days...
nicole - facial features? not my crossed eye!
Dr.Otto - Not at all, Nicole. Trust me...you'll like what you see.
nicole - we are in the same wrestling organization, ECW
Dr.Otto - Your life must be so cool, Nicole. I'm jealous. Yes i am.
nicole - Dr. Otto you have always been my knight in shining armour, from the early days of me on AOL. I used to be REAL sensitive back then
nicole - jealous of moi?!
smitty - Nicole? Real sensitive?
Dr.Otto - Yeah, I'm a bit jealous. Of course, you deserve the life you've gotten...I just sometimes feel like just another artist in a sea of artists...there's TONS of us. And only a few make it.
nicole - now I have thick skin, I don't care what people say. You can love me or hate me. Love me and we willl get along fine. Hate me and I won't give you the time of day. Given the chance I will rip your heart out and have it for breakfast:)
nicole - yes, Smitty I used to be sensitive. Ask Dr. Otto
smitty - You eat hearts for breakfast?
Dr.Otto - Ah yes...the way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. So Andrah says.
jb2710 - hehehehehe, will never believe Nicole as a villian
smitty - With eggs?
nicole - don't be jealous, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
nicole - and oatmeal too
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 8:57pm)
Dr.Otto - I know you're right, Nicole...I'm just going through some hard times I guess...
Blasterman - Hello all!
nicole - jb- careful JB, I willl poision your swamp!
smitty - Hey Blaster.
Dr.Otto - Oh cripes...lissen to me, already. I'll quit whining now.
Blasterman - Don't want to intrude on the conversation but may I ask you a question Nicole?
Dr.Otto - I gotta log out for a few minutes...back shortly.
nicole - hey Blastman go get your own color! I am blue first!
wb270 - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 8:59pm)
jb2710 - the mosquitos are resistant to every thing we have sprayed so far
nicole - see you in a few Dr. Otto
Dr.Otto - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:00pm)
wb270 - hello nicole
smitty - Oh great, jb2710 and wb270
nicole - wb and JB , I used to confuse you two all the time, I on't think I have ever seen you two in the same place before
jb2710 - yeah Smitty, not my only curse, but a curse.....
nicole - hey Wb! how are you?
wb270 - well if I don't use the wb270, people don't know who I am
jb2710 - well to totally eliminate the confusion he uses 271 on AOL
wb270 - I'm fine Nicole. Just spent a wddk skiing in Colorado
nicole - everyone knows the infamous wb list!
wb270 - week
jb2710 - fortunately everybody seems to love WB
nicole - with all the skiing accidents that I have been hearing about, I will never have an urge to ski again!
wb270 - I use 271 on AOL because they kicked me off as wb270
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:03pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, folks
smitty - Evening, DV.
nicole - especially the women! hehehehe
Blasterman - Nicole will I burn more calories using heavier weights to work out with ,or are lighter weights and more repetitions better?
wb270 - skiing is farily safe, if you are sensible
nicole - hi Diana:)
jb2710 - Hi DV
Blasterman - Hi Diana!
wb270 - Hi DV
nicole - Blasterman I am not talking to you unless you change your color, I was blue first!
wb270 - apparently the serious injury rate for skiers is similar to bicyclists
Blasterman - OK sorry
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jb2710 - black and blue seems appropriate here
nicole - still have no desire to ski
wb270 - I'll bet skiing is safer than riding, at least jumping
Diana the Valkyrie - Thanks for the review, JB
nicole - lol, very funny JB! the colors in the room tonight are all bruise colors
Blasterman - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:05pm)
jb2710 - enjoyed the privilege Dear Valkyrie
nicole - lighter weights and more reps
smitty - Shouldn't it be Die Valkyrie?
Diana the Valkyrie - I have done a "logo" type intro, I did an animation, a bit like Fantasia
Blasterman - Opps! Now I'm in dianas dress.
wb270 - But is lifting itself a good way to burn calories at all?
Diana the Valkyrie - no, Smitty, "Die Walkure"
nicole - hey WB , did you hear I lowered my rates? but not for Europe. Too expensive in
jb2710 - actually calling her Honey has worked well too........
smitty - I was close.
nicole - Europe to charge usa prices
wb270 - Yes, I heard Nicole
Diana the Valkyrie - Close doesn't get you a coconut
nicole - no WB, aerobics is the best way to burn calories
wb270 - but I never discuss rates on the list
nicole - close doesn't get you a coconut! nyah nyah nyah!
wb270 - that's better negotiated between the participants
nicole - oh, ok
smitty - But I don't want a coconut.
wb270 - Lifting does increase muscle mass, and muscles burn calories all the time though
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, you can have a walnut.
nicole - you still can't have a coconut because you weren't close!
Blasterman - wb270 have any extraordinary reviews come your way recently?
smitty - Don't want a walnut, either. What else you offering?
Diana the Valkyrie - Or are you more of a peanut sort of person?
nicole - why does he get a walnut? he wasn't even close?
Dr.Otto - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:11pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Otto!
jb2710 - DV has this thing for crushing walnuts
nicole - Dr. Otto!
smitty - I was close. Why are all of these offering nut-like objects? Are you trying to say something.
nicole - where did you go? bathroom break?
wb270 - Not too many, now, BM, since I'm not including most reviews.
nicole - smitty is a nut:)
wb270 - Did get a very good review on a girl in Germany last week, though
Diana the Valkyrie - I thought you liked nuts, Smity. Why else would you hang out here?
Dr.Otto - Arrr, mateys. I be back from sailin' the seven seas, and got me a hull fulla gold an' spices from round th' world. Tis a byootiful thing, says I, arrrr.
nicole - lol
Diana the Valkyrie - Arrr, Jim lad
smitty - I think this whole room is jumping the track.
nicole - and you said you couldn't write!
Diana the Valkyrie - Pieces of eight
Dr.Otto - Oops. Sorry. Wrong internet persona. Damn...
nicole - Dr. Jim Otto!
nicole - arrrr
Diana the Valkyrie - Avast there.
Dr.Otto - Here...lemme change...
Dr.Otto - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:14pm)
nicole - wait a second!
Captain Cutlass - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:14pm)
nicole - where is he?
nicole - LOL, you are soooo funny
nicole - hello Captain Cutass
Captain Cutlass - Ah. Thar ya be...much more comfortable, says I.
nicole - ooops, I meant Cutlass
wb270 - You've changed the chat room since last time I was here DV. I like it.
nobrute - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:16pm)
nicole - diana redecorated, it's a woman thang!
nicole - and we all get to be diferent colors, much easier to read
nicole - hello nobrute
nobrute - Hi Gang.
Captain Cutlass - Funny am I? Well, me dear ol' mum always said looks ain't ev'ryting...
smitty - I better say something or I'll disappear.
Blasterman - Et tu nobrute!
nobrute - Why, thank you. This is my first time. Be gentle.
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you, wb270
nicole - smitty, have you two ever met before? Dr. Otto does a lot of art, and he even has partaken in diana's web-site. I used to get terrorized in the early days of my online time. I was always defended by Dr. Otto
smitty - I've been chatting ever so briefly with the good doctor. I've seen and admire his work very much and would love it if he illustrated one or more of my stories.
smitty - As always, thanks for the suggestion, Nicole.
nicole - than one day Dr. Otto got fed up with all the bs of the internet and he just split. now he is back for a visit
Captain Cutlass - Aye, the lass speaks th' truth. Ruffians and scalawags all, they were. Beware o' the Captain, says I. I don't take kindly to them what's tryin' ta keelhaul the lasses, aye.
smitty - I ain't done no keelhauling in years.
Captain Cutlass - Drawin' pitchers and all fer some stories, y'say? Well...the Captain thinks he eb innerested in yer propersition.
Captain Hornblower - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:22pm)
smitty - Arrrggh.
jb2710 - remembering one fun day when some idiot got up on the wrong side of Nicole.....
Captain Hornblower - Well, shiver me timbers!
nobrute - 000hhh... do we have a video of that one???
Captain Hornblower - It's a Jolly Pirate!
nicole - well, we have a seafaring room tonight
Captain Cutlass - Spit an' bother...me blasted polly tells me I'm needed up at the blasted wheel. Sure an' I'll be back in a whistle, aye.
jb2710 - should have saved the onscreen, it was in chat
nicole - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:24pm)
nobrute - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:25pm)
Captain Nemo - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:25pm)
Captain Hornblower - Yo ho ho and a bottle of Metrox
Captain Cutlass - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:25pm)
Captain Nemo - I am a captain too!
Captain Nemo - captain cutlass left?
Captain Nemo - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:27pm)
captain and teneille - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:27pm)
nicole - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:27pm)
captain and teneille - Love will keep us together.
Captain Hornblower - Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Davy Jones - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:28pm)
nicole - we got famous singers in the room!
nicole - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:28pm)
Captain Janeway - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:29pm)
captain and teneille - Has anyone bought one of our records since the '70s?
Captain Janeway - I had to take time off from the starship enterprise so that I could visit this room
Captain Janeway - spock says hi!
wb270 - Where is Mr. Bush Horneblower?
Captain Janeway - "love, love will keep us together, lalalalalalalala
Davy Jones - Say Hi back to Spock for me
smitty - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:30pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm beginning to wonder if I'm onb the right web site
Captain Janeway - I didn't know they still made your records
Captain Hornblower - He got replaced by Mr Clinton
Andrah - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:32pm)
Captain Janeway - did anyone watch my tv program tonight? Star Trek, the next generation. i have been having so much trouble with the Borg
Andrah - Y'ello?
Davy Jones - Oops, I think I'll just check me locker ...
Davy Jones - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:33pm)
Captain Janeway - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:33pm)
jb2710 - did somebody spike the punch again??
Andrah - Blue, even.
smitty - Ahoy!
Bluebeard - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:33pm)
Bluebeard - I am a captain as well as a pirate ARGGGHHH
Bluebeard - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:34pm)
Blasterman - I'm getting seasick tonite.Is this the right channel?
Andrah - All we need now is a parrot and we can do Treasure Island.
wb270 - I think I'll come back as Horatio Lord Nelson
Capt Morgan - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:35pm)
jb2710 - looking for Gilligan
Capt Morgan - anyone care for some Captain Morgan Spiced Rum?
Capt Morgan - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:35pm)
Blasterman - Eric the Red
Andrah - Say...isn't Nicole supposed to be around?
wb270 - Or maybe Lord Cochrane
Skipper - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:36pm)
jb2710 - ah yes Captain, a large glass of rum
Captain Hornblower - You know what sailrs call rum "Nelson's Blood"?
wb270 - I think all this nautical stuff drove her off. she logged off
Skipper - gilligan, the skipper, a movie star and his wife
Andrah - Oh well nevermind...
Skipper - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:37pm)
Andrah - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:37pm)
Ricardo Montelblan - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:37pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:37pm)
Ricardo Montelblan - hi I am from fantasy Island, anyone see the midget around?
smitty - This is getting a bit too nuts, even by this place's standards.
Diana the Valkyrie - You know thePirates of Penzance?
Ricardo Montelblan - they are at disneyland! yoho ho and a bottle of rum!
smitty - No, but I know the Pirates of Pittsburgh.
Ricardo Montelblan - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:39pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Gilbert and Sullivan opera
nicole - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:39pm)
nicole - hi , what did I miss?
Captain Hornblower - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:40pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
Diana the Valkyrie - I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
Diana the Valkyrie - I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
nicole - looks like we had a bunch of nuts in here, screwballs
Diana the Valkyrie - From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
smitty - Yeah, Nicole, you wonder where they all came from.
jb2710 - bowl of granola tonite
Diana the Valkyrie - It's the light that attracts them
nicole - yea me too!
wb270 - WB Nicole
smitty - Isn't there something we can do to keep weirdos out of this place?
smitty - hehehehe
nicole - WB Nicole?
Diana the Valkyrie - but we *want* the weirdos
nicole - but then you can't come in anymore smitty!
wb270 - I've always wanted to be a Pirate King
wb270 - welcome back
nicole - yea smitty we want YO
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/tower/Songs/Pirates_Penzance/pirates-penzance.whole
nicole - oops , we want you to be here
smitty - We want the weirdos? For experimentation?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, Smitty, because we like you
nicole - I will experoiment on you Smitty-hehehehehehe
smitty - Have we reached a speed bump?
nicole - feels like it doesn't it?
Diana the Valkyrie - AOL has a speed bump, I'm geting a lot of AOL people saying that the service is poor
jb2710 - thought Nicole was offering you that job Smitty
wb270 - the service is poor
nicole - after I finish in here tonight I have to go and find help on AOL. I send mail with messages and they come up with only a subject by no letter.
jb2710 - a real TOS up DV, you know how many services I have tried
smitty - So Nicole, you said you're not going to Columbus, right?
jb2710 - Nicole, are you by any chance trying AOL 4.0?
Dr.Me - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:48pm)
nicole - I am going!
nicole - who said I wasn't going?
smitty - Oops, dumb me.
smitty - So if I also go, you'll be able to network me, right?
Dr.Me - Hey!
nicole - Dr. Me
Mr. Hanky - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:49pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - AOL 4? bargepole!
nicole - of course
Dr.Me - Sorry I took so long. It's hard to drop that pirate accent.
nicole - that's what I do with Diana friend A.l
jb2710 - looks interesting, more bugs than my swamp, too many features that only work with other 4.0 users
Mr. Hanky - Hi De Ho
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, Hanky
nicole - you should have seen the room after you left, tons of captains came and left. We even had the Captain And Teneel(sp?)
Dr.Me - Hell, I jsut came back from Columbus. caught a near fatal case of pneumonia. Consequently, I won't be visiting home until Spring thaw next year...
nicole - and the captain of a starship!
wb270 - Is AOL 4.0 out?
Dr.Me - Ah...posers, all of 'em. There's only one Captain.
nicole - I had that flu, in fact I have had four so far this year!
jb2710 - was avail for download, have not seen the CD's yet
wb270 - Well I grew up on Horatio Hornblower
nicole - I don't have the flu now, but I have a case of ass numbness
Dr.Me - Funny, I think my brain has that.
wb270 - been riding a bike?
nicole - AOL 4.0 is out?
nicole - wb did you get my message?
Dr.Me - Oh yeah, Diana...I was ayin' earlier that I'm gonna get a website up. I'm sellin' individual images.
jb2710 - not sure how far out, suspect it needs a few patches
wb270 - yes I did Nicole, and I thought I sent you a reply.
Diana the Valkyrie - Images on paper? How much?
Matt - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 9:54pm)
smitty - Hey, Matt.
wb270 - maybe I don't know how to work this though
Dr.Me - $5 apiece, 6 for $25, or 12 for $50. That's the plan at the moment...
nicole - how do I see the reply?
Dr.Me - I'm also planning a series of images...hopefully one a month, signed and numbered, limited to 100 or so pieces.
Diana the Valkyrie - You want some help from here?
Diana the Valkyrie - Limited to 100? And therefore worth millions in the future
wb270 - I saw you message in the bottom frame
Dr.Me - Well, I was gonna see if you'd throw up a link when I had the URL...
nicole - how do I see the reply?
Diana the Valkyrie - "This is a rare Dr Otto from his Blue Period"
wb270 - I'll try again
Diana the Valkyrie - I'll do a link, sure.
Dr.Me - Millions? Well, I guess I better handg on to a few...but seriously. I can hardly sell my stuff for a coupla bucks now...what makes ya think millions?
Diana the Valkyrie - Rembrandt - Van Gogh - Dr Otto ...
Diana the Valkyrie - Only after you're dead, naturally.
Dr.Me - Oh yeah...
Diana the Valkyrie - if the pneumonia had got you, then you'd be rolling in it by now.
Diana the Valkyrie - Another missed opportunity.
wb270 - did you see it this time Nicole?
Dr.Me - Well, I gotta try SOMETHING...I'm nearly 29 and I'm no closer to my life's goal than I was 10 years ago...
nicole - did you send it?
nicole - nope
wb270 - yes
wb270 - or I think I did
nicole - how about an e
Diana the Valkyrie - What's your life's goal?
wb270 - an e?
smitty - Doc, let me know when you want to continue our earlier conversation?
wb270 - a private message apparently esults in a table at the top of the lower frame
wb270 - but it goes away as soon as you enter anything
Dr.Me - Just to have my work recognized and accepted in a mainstream fashion. I'd love to do a line of sportswear, or do a series of Patrick Nagel styled work involving FBB's...SOMETHING that will elevate FBBs as well as being able to earn a living.
Dr.Me - I just ;lack the mainstream connections. All I need is a chance and a decent contact...I KNOW I could impress them.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, WB, one advantage of this chatroom software is that it's not good for private messages.
jb2710 - or pirate messages
smitty - Matt, you still here?
wb270 - Send me an e-mail, Nicole and tell me who, and why
Matt - Yep, just...listening
Dr.Me - I'd rather avoid spilling blood as I try to achieve this goal, also...
nicole - e-mail
Dr.Me - But i'll do what I must.
Diana the Valkyrie - I wouldn't know how to go about getting recognition like that
nicole - ok, I will give you all the sorid details
Dr.Me - Neither do I. =)
Diana the Valkyrie - The only way I know how to proceed, is to make something nice, and make sure people can find it.
nicole - ok, peoples I am going to sign off and I will send you an e-mail wb
smitty - See ya, Nicole.
nicole - nighty night
Dr.Me - Well, maybe the website will turn something up...I just wish hope that someday the right person will spot the work, and say "Hey...this might have possibilities..."
jb2710 - bye Nicole
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, Nicole
Dr.Me - OK Nicole...I'll e-mail ya when I get your picture posted. =)
Diana the Valkyrie - You might read the Ursa story; the author is maybe looking for an artist to collbotrate with
Diana the Valkyrie - he's thinking of a commercial venture
Dr.Me - I see. I tried writing my own stuff for a bit...turns out everything I did was basically CRAP.
smitty - Hey, I'm trying to corral the good doctor to illustrate my stories, DV.
smitty - That makes us even -- I can't draw.
Diana the Valkyrie - Read the Ursa stories, they're good, and could appeal to the mainstream
Diana the Valkyrie - Smitty, I didn't realise you'd written stories. have I seen them?
Dr.Me - What's the deal on Ursa? Like, who is she, for example?
smitty - Two of them are on YOUR site, DV. Sheesh.
Dr.Me - Busted...
Diana the Valkyrie - She lived a couple of thousand years ago, she ran a ship
Matt - Ouch
Diana the Valkyrie - Which two, Smitty (he expects me to remember everyting that's on a 6 gigabyte web site)
Dr.Me - I'm hoping that Nicole will be thrilled with her pic...I'm usually not too good at caricature, but I think she's recognizeable.
smitty - "Mark of the Amazon," parts I and II by ... Smitty.
Matt - The now classic Randi the Amazon stuff
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, well done.
smitty - "Now classic?
Dr.Me - Ursa, huh? Sonds likea chance to deal with period clothing...
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, tunics and skirts
Diana the Valkyrie - Anyhow, read the story, I think you'll be enchanted
smitty - I've got others, too, Diana. But sending them to you has proved troublesome in the past.
Dr.Me - This could be cool...he got an e-mail?
Diana the Valkyrie - Can you ftp?
smitty - I think so.
Diana the Valkyrie - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/stories/html/ursa/index.htm
Diana the Valkyrie - It's 1300BC in the Aegean Sea and Ursa is captain of the merchant ship Isis.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, ftp to ftp.thevalkyrie.com
wb270 - Is Ursa a bear?
smitty - I shall try. They're all sorta unfinished -- works in progress, so to speak.
Matt - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:19pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - She's fond of bearhugs, yes
smitty - But I have noticed a paucity in recent weeks of femuscle growth stuff.
Diana the Valkyrie - I updated the list, did you notice that?
Watcher - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:21pm)
smitty - Damn, I did not. I will check that when I'm off the chatroom. Thanks for letting me know.
Dr.Me - Well, I'll have to see what i can work out. Since I'm workin' two jobs these days since I'm so dashedly destitute, I won't be able to do volume, but a few illos could be done.
Diana the Valkyrie - Also, a new animation in the Valk-cam
smitty - Wow, outstanding.
Dr.Me - Not that this ain't fun, but I still gotta scan Nicole into the hard drive...I'll see ya.
smitty - I think I'll check out for a while too, hit the vid stores.
Diana the Valkyrie - Big hard drive you have there.
Dr.Me - You have NO idea.
smitty - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:28pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Cheerio everyone
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:30pm)
wb270 - good night everybody
wb270 - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:30pm)
Dr.Me - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:30pm)
Brownie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:35pm)
Brownie - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:35pm)
Brownie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:44pm)
Brownie - If anyone is checking, I will enter the chat room again about 10PM CST.
Brownie - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:46pm)
Davmil - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:48pm)
Davmil - hello
Davmil - goodbye
Davmil - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 10:50pm)
Brownie - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 11:15pm)
Brownie - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 11:17pm)
Ger - logged on. --- (Wed Feb 4 11:54pm)
Ger - logged off. --- (Wed Feb 4 11:55pm)