Cindy - A Pasolini flick. I thought you would have seen it?
Chuck - Well maybe sometime you can enlighten me Cindy, when you have time.
Scooby - I've never heard of it. What happens in it? Any mixed fighting?
Cindy - It's strange... Days of Sodom in the Hitler era.
Scooby - Do you recommend it? Is it the type of film I would like?
Scooby - Cindy, have you ever seen the movie Raising Arizona?
Cindy - Only for your personal edification, Scoob. It's not "you" a all.
Cindy - Have seen RA... not bad!
Chuck - How 'bout The Shawshank Redemption. Liked it too.
Scooby - Well, I'm goin' ta bed folks. Nighty night. BTW Raising Arizona is my all time fave film. Yes, Shawshank Redemption was an awesome film! Also loved The Crying Game and A Fish Called Wanda.
Chuck - see ya.
Cindy - The "Shank" is very cool! By the way, Stephen is doing an XFILES on Feb.8.
Scooby - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 12:09am)
Chuck - How's everything in the mall of america?
Martin - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 12:11am)
Cindy - OK, I guess... why do you ask?
Martin - Hi ppl!
Chuck - no reason really..just seemed like everybody went there when i was in MSP.
Cindy - Hi, Martin!
Chuck - Hi martin.
Martin - What´s up tonight?
Chuck - nothin' much.
Cindy - Nobody that lives here goes there! For touristas, If you get my drift
Chuck - Ah ha I see...Haven't been there for a while...Closest was madison, WI last month.
Cindy - I did a summer school stint at the U of W. Nice town!
Chuck - Good friend of mine from my home town here in PA is football coach of the Badgers.
Cindy - Who is that, Chuck?
Chuck - Barry Alvarez...He's from Burgettstown, PA..Just outside Pittsurgh.
Cindy - Just curious, Chuck... Do you Ralph Bell? He hails from your town. His brother played football at the U of M and his daughter has a full ride there next year for basketball.
Rich - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 12:28am)
Chuck - from pittsburgh or burgettstown? I've been out of my hometown for quite a while now..live about 1/2 hour away.
Cindy - Sorry... I mean't to put a "know" in there.
Chuck - How do you know them?
Cindy - Pitt.
Chuck - god there are so many high schools around the city...don't know..
Cindy - I used to work with Ralph. And the sporting community will soon know Kim.
Chuck - Find out what town and/or high school she's from and let me know..i know people from all over around here.
Chuck - How old are you if you don't mind me asking..If you do, don't answer or lie..LOL
Cindy - Somewhere between 34 and 36.
Chuck - Let me bring all my mathematical skills to bear and see if I can figure it out.
Cindy - I believe you can.
Chuck - O.K. After careful and intense calculating, my guess is 35.
Cindy - Wrong! 35.625 give or take a decimal.
Chuck - Damn!!! I was so close...I'm eating some M&M's, want some?
Chuck - Istill have a couple red ones..
smitty - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 12:46am)
Cindy - Only on peach ice cream.
Chuck - best I can do is Frech Vanilla
Cindy - Hi, Daren!
smitty - What, no more Jersey?
Chuck - Damn boy!!! How ya been?
Cindy - If you insist...Hi, Jersey!
smitty - Hey, Chuck. Pens got me a tie tonight.
smitty - So how's it going, Jersey?
Chuck - I was just gonna ask ya what they did?
Chuck - Oh Christ it's Crystal!!!! Never even thought...Well, three's a crowd...See ya'll later
smitty - C'mon Chuck, not you, too?
Chuck - Bye...You two don't want to talk to my tired ass...Bye.
Cindy - I've been better! You know the flu strain that the vaccines didn't work for... I have it, I fear.
Chuck - Talk to you guys later...Good night.
Chuck - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 12:55am)
Cindy - Did, Jersey! You didn't know I was Crystal, Chuck? Hmmmm....
Cindy - Flying to Atlanta tomorrow night, J.
smitty - Atlanta? No stopovers in Newark, eh?
Cindy - How did you leave and come back in 2 seconds?
smitty - I never left.
smitty - Business or pleasure, Cindy?
Cindy - Are you in 2 rooms? You did disappear from the screen. Business.
smitty - How long will you be there?
smitty - Nope, just here. But I'm also at work and a bit distracted. You'll forgive me?
smitty - Cindy?
Cindy - Until Sat And Of courseyou are forgiven. You know you don't have to ask!
smitty - Does that mean you'll be away from a computer?
Cindy - I will be in the midst of computers. You didn't do your homework!
smitty - Why not? What do you mean?
smitty - Oh, if you responded to my e-mail, I wouldn't know. I've been out since about 3 this afternoon.
Cindy - No, updating things. My HMO uses the Ross system. Hence, Atlanta.
smitty - Oh no. Please, please don't bring HMOs or anything insurance-related into our conversations.
smitty - Did you respond to my e-mail?
Cindy - Which one? If you sent a very new one, I have to leave the room to check.
smitty - I sent one late last night. You remember, the pouring-my-guts out one.
Chuck - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 01:19am)
HardbodyPaul - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 01:21am)
HardbodyPaul - Hello there.
smitty - Evening, Paul. What's up?
Cindy - I did read it. Very flattering, Ithought! Chuck just logged off? I do want to know about your possible tripto Chicago. Hi, HBP!
smitty - Just flattering?
HardbodyPaul - Hey, smitty. Just relaxing after work. I was reading some of your posts here, and I've come to the conclusion that you work too much.
HardbodyPaul - Hi Cindy. I don't think that we've met before.
HardbodyPaul - Do you live in Chicago, Cindy?
HardbodyPaul - I hope that you make a truckload of $$$ for all of that work, smitty!
HardbodyPaul - Cindy, smitty can be a flattering guy.
Cindy - Better than flattering, J! What can I say.....
HardbodyPaul - Where did smity go?
smitty - I don't work too much, I just work when everyone else is home and comfortable.
HardbodyPaul - Oh, I see, smitty. At night.
Cindy - Well, sleep calls. Smitty gets distracted at work.
smitty - Must you leave, Cindy?
HardbodyPaul - Yeah, I just got here, Cindy.
HardbodyPaul - Is Cindy in Chicago, smitty?
Cindy - You know where I live, HBP!
HardbodyPaul - I do?
HardbodyPaul - Have we met, Cindy?
smitty - No, Cindy's in Minnesota.
Cindy - Does the name "Crystal" ring a bell or two?
HardbodyPaul - OH! Cindy is "Crystal". Well, you changed your name! Ornery thing!
smitty - You calling Cindy ornery, Paul?
HardbodyPaul - Well, if you are leaving, Cindy. I guess that I'll go to bed too. G'Night smitty, Cindy.
HardbodyPaul - Yep, smitty. She's definetly ornery. Don't you agree?
Cindy - Cindy has always been my name.
HardbodyPaul - Not in here, it wasn't though.
HardbodyPaul - But, it's ok, Cindy.
HardbodyPaul - G'night you two. Be well!
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 01:37am)
Cindy - I changed to Cindy after Daren told me his name.
smitty - Cindy, we keep driving everyone away. What does that mean?
Cindy - Don't know, Jersey. Maybe they want to listen, quietly. We do provide fodder, no?
smitty - Yeah, I think we do.
Cindy - Also, I really don't think I'm ornery!
smitty - Do you like Bonnie Raitt? "Let's give them something to talk about."
smitty - Ornery can be good, I think. Feisty, you know?
Cindy - Bonnie's cool. Did I mention I know a guy ho used to play in her band? From Downers Grove. Why does the conversation seem to always revert to Chicago?
Cindy - I need a new kb. It's starting to annoy me.
smitty - kb?
Cindy - The ring will be a surprise, Jersey! When you least expect it..... By the by: keyboard.
smitty - Ahh, OK. I know things can get lonely in a hotel room (having just been in one for four days), so there's always the phone.
Cindy - Look @ the time! Must leave. Night JG.... *KISS*
Cindy - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 01:55am)
smitty - Same here. Bye, Jersey!
smitty - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 01:55am)
sexymuscle - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 02:00am)
VEGAS - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 02:11am)
VEGAS - Anyone in the room at this hour?
VEGAS - Sexymuscle, how are you doing?
VEGAS - I'm not sure anyone is here. let me know if you are there. Muscle is sexy, yes?
VEGAS - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 02:17am)
azlan - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 02:49am)
jb - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 02:50am)
jb - Hi Azlan
gtyra - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 08:47am)
gymee - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 1:07pm)
gymee - hi gtyra
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 2:23pm)
Scooby - Hello?
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 2:30pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, folks
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 2:47pm)
Kevin - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 3:58pm)
Scooby - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 4:59pm)
Scooby - I'm feeling very feminine today.
Scooby - And she sure feels good.
Scooby - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Elbee - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 5:13pm)
Elbee - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 5:14pm)
Elbee - Hi all
Elbee - I am not suwatI am doing...but here goes! Anyone see the new Purcelles that were posted? Awesome!!
Sharla - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 5:57pm)
Sharla - after all that to get in it's just me? Pooh!
Sharla - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 6:02pm)
AmazonFan - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 6:03pm)
AmazonFan - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 6:03pm)
shane - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 6:11pm)
shane - heelo
Cole - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 6:23pm)
Cole - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 6:25pm)
KOBoxer - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 7:50pm)
KOBoxer - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 7:50pm)
KOBoxer - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 7:50pm)
coach - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 7:52pm)
coach - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 7:53pm)
PeepingTom - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 8:08pm)
PeepingTom - Anyone?
PeepingTom - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 8:25pm)
ms. Bicep - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 8:40pm)
ms. Bicep - Anyone Here?
ms. Bicep - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 8:41pm)
SW46810(Steve) - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 8:45pm)
SW46810(Steve) - Well, let's try out this new chat room format. Hello,all.
SW46810(Steve) - Is anyone in here? Diana, what have you done?!
SW46810(Steve) - Egads, even the messages move in the opposite direction. Paradigm shift!
SW46810(Steve) - Well, at least I'm not getting kicked off the net. Good sign. May all you good Valkyrie fans have a most joyous and prosperous evening... as once again your friendly town herald welcomes you to the world's greatest Web Site.
Cindy - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 8:54pm)
Cindy - Hi, Steve!
jb - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 8:57pm)
jb - Hi Cindy
Cindy - Hi, jb! Do I know you?
jb - No, I just dropped by.
jb - Where are you from?
Cindy - OK. We can talk. I'm waiting for a certain Jersey Guy!
smitty - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:03pm)
jb - What's going on wherever you are?
smitty - Wow, talk about timing.
Cindy - How did you just drop by? I haven't seen a "jb" on the screen, before.
Cindy - Did you get my message, Jersey?
smitty - Was it an e-mail?
jb - Using my buddy's bookmarks. Wasting a little time while I work on some drawings (AutoCAD).
Cindy - Let's quit the purple... I will be green. Yes, It was, Jersey!
smitty - When did you send? I checked around 3 p.m. and saw nothing. I guess this gives me something to look forward to when I get home.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:08pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Hullo!
Cindy - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:09pm)
smitty - Good evening, DV.
Cindy - H, D!
Diana the Valkyrie - You two are in the February newsletter
jb - Hi Diana -- the real Diana?
Diana the Valkyrie - yes, that's me. Diana the Valkyrie.
Cindy - Which two?
Diana the Valkyrie - Crystal and Smitty
Diana the Valkyrie - aka Cindy and Smitty
jb - Diana, Where do you live?
Cindy - I prefer to be Cindy, now that Daren and I are on a first name basis.
Diana the Valkyrie - Daren? Who's Daren?
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm in England
jb - By the way, your site is fabulous -- first rate work, I hope you are proud of it.
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you, jb. Yes, I am.
Cindy - Are you kidding, Diana?
smitty - We're in the newsletter? Sheesh.
jb - What time is it there? I live in Idaho. I'm using a friends computer -- do you know Dew?
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, go read it. I did a list of Inhabitants of the Chatroom.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, I know Dew, it was the Distant Early Warning system, I think it's obsolete now.
smitty - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:19pm)
jb - Cindy and Smitty: where do you live (just curious).
Cindy - Let me send again: Are you kidding, Diana? Smitty just left for a bit... he gets distracted at work.
Cindy - Let me send again: Are you kidding, Diana? Smitty just left for a bit... he gets distracted at work.
Cindy - Let me send again: Are you kidding, Diana? Smitty just left for a bit... he gets distracted at work.
Diana the Valkyrie - The time is 02:10. Beep beep beep
jb - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:20pm)
Diana the Valkyrie - Kidding? Moi?
smitty - Jersey, what about that mail message?
smitty - I didn't leave, I could not access this site temporarily.
jb - I was booted so I switched colors.
Diana the Valkyrie - So, who's Daren?
smitty - Is anyone still here?
Diana the Valkyrie - I am
Cindy - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:26pm)
jb - Yes, I thought maybe all of you were in PC.
smitty - Jersey has returned.
Cindy - Some sort of mail froze my screen. Sorry. Hence the triple posting.
Cindy - Everyone OK?
smitty - You in Atlanta, J?
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, I'll leave you two alone - toodle-oo. Don't do anything the Valkyrie wouldn't do.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:31pm)
Cindy - Check your mail, JG!
jb - Sun Valley, Idaho. Ski country -- this time of the year.
smitty - I wish I could, but I'm at work.
Cindy - My computer still seems a little strange. I take it everyone is still here, except D.
smitty - So how you doing, J?
Cindy - Did you get it, Jersey?
smitty - Nope, don't think so.
Cindy - I have to clean a few things up on Netscape! Might be the Yahoo! thng!
smitty - If we go to Yahoo, which room?
Chuck - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:41pm)
Cindy - So what's with the "featured" thing? Have you checked?
jb - Fine here, I'm working on a drawing while I'm doing this.
Cindy - Hi, Chuck!
smitty - Hey, Chuck. Pens lead again.
smitty - Featured thing?
Cindy - On the newsletter.
Chuck - Ooops sorry...smitty, Barrasso's up 2-1 vs. Bruins 17min. left in 3rd.
smitty - Diana said we're listed as denizens of this chatroom. I think I can live with that, as long as that's what it is.
Chuck - hi Cindy...he just made 2 good saves..in his hometown...15 left now.
Cindy - Does she list denizens? I really need a new keyboard.... this is like typing a manual!
smitty - I didn't think she did, but I guess it'll be new for the February newsletter. How do you feel about that?
Cindy - I'm OK with it.
Chuck - Leave you guys alone..See ya later..13 left..Barrasso is shining so far..bye
smitty - Cool.
smitty - I think we're pushing the Bonnie Raitt thing.
Chuck - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:52pm)
Chuck - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:53pm)
jb - I am checking back later, bye.
jb - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:56pm)
smitty - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 9:59pm)
Cindy - Don't you really have to work, Jersey? I can't get away with 1/2 the stuff you do. By the by, I do have a question.
smitty - Whoa, where'd everyone go?
Cindy - WAIT! I see! When you are composing a message (longer than a minute's time) It seems as you have logged off.
Cindy - You need to answer a question....then I'll let you go.
smitty - I'm not going anywhere ... ask away!
Cindy - You really are distracted when at work! I'll be brief....
smitty - No, really I'm not. Nothing can distract me if we're conversing.
Cindy - I believe you said you saw a message on the boards from Crystal (about a month ago)
smitty - Eeee, now you're testing my memory.
Cindy - Was NOT me! I've never posted.
smitty - I believe you. As I think you're aware, I'm pretty good at identifying you, no?
Cindy - Turn your all-seeing eye@ others. Sexymuscle? PLEASE!
smitty - What does that mean?
Cindy - It takes a woman to spot a fraud in this room!
smitty - You really can't tell. Sometimes, the 'Net gets me so down because you don't really know who people are.
Doug - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 10:17pm)
Doug - hello Cindy and Smitty
smitty - Evening, Doug
Doug - Smitty there is one thing for sure that you can know is that am a guy without a fbb for a wife, a lover, a friend
Doug - left the damn I
Doug - where ever, whoever and whenever she would surely be pleased if she could catch me or visaversa
Doug - sorry for the lack of puncuation
Doug - OVER
smitty - what do you mean, Doug?
Doug - with which statement
Doug - why did
Doug - why did cindy leave
Doug - cause of me?
Cindy - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 10:25pm)
Doug - welcome back Cindy
smitty - You sound a bit forlorn.
smitty - Yes, welcome back, Jersey.
Cindy - Not because of you, Doug. I got kicked. However, it was just as you entered.
Doug - Sorry if I sound that way, just seems that the cards are allways against me
99672 - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 10:28pm)
Doug - see what i mean
99672 - 8 77 713321 38 7 hi
Doug - hello 99672
Doug - hike hike
99672 - 78 7 76 hi, hi 90 2 3
Cindy - Did you get my message about the women @ this site, Daren?
99672 - 7381 where is smitty? 5654# getting better 7 8 76 sm8i 98 tty
Doug - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 10:32pm)
Doug - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 10:32pm)
Cindy - Hello?
smitty - I
99672 - 78765v rude people. 66i'm only a num787ebr and at least res787spond.
smitty - I'm here, Jersey.
99672 - HI HI!!! &*87656v remember me. 99672!
99672 - smitty surfing ag898ain
Cindy - I think only 6 women access D's. I might be wrong, but not by much.
99672 - hey7 7 cindy, 2 wanaa talk to a 787number67??
99672 - Are you surprised??? 7 87 676
smitty - You're right, Jersey. I'm not sure what that means. I would hope more women come here.
Cindy - Don't think so, Jersey! I can't do a PM , yet.
99672 - hey smitty? who's jersey?
smitty - What?! Words, 99672?
99672 - I'm getting better!!! Seee...
Cindy - Some people shoud be ignored, Jersey.
99672 - Women do not come to this site because they have no sense of humor, Smitty.
Cindy - See what I mean about the keyboard?
99672 - Please help me understand that, that is if your talking to me.
Cindy - I prefer to think I have a great sense of humor!
smitty - You have an outstanding sense of humor, J.
smitty - That's one of the many reasons we get along so well.
99672 - Then excercise it! I am. Just kidding. Don't get sore. Oops, a personal conversation. Bye.
99672 - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 10:46pm)
Cindy - You mean "you're" 99672!
Cindy - Jersey, have you talked to Raging, lately?
smitty - Nope. Haven't seen him in about a week.
smitty - So what's new with you? If you're in Atlanta, how was the trip?
Steve - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 10:54pm)
Steve - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 10:57pm)
Steve - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 10:59pm)
Browne - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 11:03pm)
smitty - Hello?
smitty - Echo, echo, echo, echo!
Browne - Hello, smitty
Cindy - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 11:05pm)
Browne - hello, Cindy
Cindy - Hi, Browne! Sorry for the downtime, Jersey!
Browne - For some reason when I use this computer, there is no color difference with the various chat participants. Everything shows black. Any thoughts or suggestions?
Cindy - Didn't you used to have an "i" in here?
Browne - Cindy, you are correct. My typing was bad tonight. My handle is "Brownie."
Browne - I was on with you and Chuck last night.
Cindy - Let's get Scoob on, also.... He listens
smitty - I'm back. Never left really. Just had to update our Australian Open coverage.
Browne - Is Scoob and smitty the same person, or do you know how to raise Scoob?
Cindy - You don't deal with tennis, do you?
smitty - Everything, Cindy. Absolutely everything.
Browne - How about you, Cindy?
Cindy - Friends use first names... What's your's, Brown?
Browne - My first name is Don. My friends call me "Brownie."
Cindy - Scoob and smitty are not the same.
Browne - I answer to both.
Cindy - Hi, Don! Welcome!
smitty - logged on. --- (Thu Jan 29 11:19pm)
smitty - Sorry about that. Netscape crashed.
Cindy - Jersey, I never know when you leave.
Browne - Cindy, you mentioned that you were travelling this weekend toa computer conference or trade show, I think. Are you heavy into computers or in that industry?
Cindy - Atlanta tomorrow a.m. Got delayed.
smitty - I wish I could join you, I really do.
Browne - I wish I was heading that direction also. However, I would prefer to continue to Florida.
Browne - smitty, what area of the country are you located?
Cindy - Florida is not my cup of tea, so to speak. Except for Key Largo!
Browne - Cindy, are you into scuba? There is an underwater hotel there.
Cindy - Yes!!! I've done the John P reef on th East Coast of FL. Wish for the GREATBARRIER!
Browne - I agree. I would love to get to the north shore of Australia. I have been in the Red Sea.
Cindy - See how smitty leaves when he's working?
Browne - He seems to sneak off. We find out only when he signs on again.
Browne - What do you do when you're not chatting?
Cindy - He leaves work to send me mail. Don't worry, Jersey!
smitty - I didn't leave. Are you a tennis fan, J?
Cindy - I don't like watching. I'm a reasonably good player. I also like golf. Been trying to talk Raging into it.
Browne - I am not sure who you are asking about being a tennis fan. I enjoy watching good tennis. I used to play.
smitty - J, why don't you swing up through N.J. on your way back to Minny?
Cindy - Any chance of a "Jersey Foursome"?
smitty - I'll hit the links, sure. If that's what you mean (nudge, nudge).
Cindy - Jersey, can you get me in @ the S Cup game? I'll go!
Browne - I may have dropped off. My name disappeared.
smitty - Hmmm. Finals?
Cindy - You mean: Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Cindy - WB, Don.
Browne - Thanks to your education last night, I know some of the basic abbreviations now.
Cindy - How come you didn't mention the All Stars, before? Can you sneak a friend in?
smitty - A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man.
smitty - J, I must've sent you a half-dozen e-mails about my All-Star plans. I kept waiting to hear from you, especially with the Minneapolis stopovers.
Cindy - Love the Pythons!
Browne - The Pythons?
Cindy - You DID NOT! Or, I didn't get the mail?
Cindy - John Cleese, Eric, et. al.
smitty - If we have one more thing in common, I'm flying down to Atlanta tomorrow!
smitty - J, I met Michael Palin in person while in college.
Cindy - Really? A seminar on good comedy, or what?
Browne - My computer screen just changed color. Think it is time to drop off. Hope to chat with you again next week.
Browne - logged off. --- (Thu Jan 29 11:58pm)
smitty - It was a promotional tour for a movie he made -- "The Missionary." He was hysterical.