smitty - But Andrulla will be in NY in April or May, right? And there's supposed to be another contest in NYC in March, one that doesn't require me to take a weekend off AND make travel plans?
Blu - Going Paul I have an extra girl that Smitty does not want
HardbodyPaul - But, can you continue to make me strong, Blu? I don't give a heck about being endurant really. I enjoy plopping down next to the big boys, and pushing the same weigth as them. And at about 70-80 lbs. less than them.
HardbodyPaul - Weighing 70-80 lbs. less than them, that is.
HardbodyPaul - Maybe next year, Blu. Although, I have been corresponding with Andrulla about possibly setting up a session with her the day after the contest.
HardbodyPaul - Must be great to be surrounded by so much female muscle, Blu
smitty - Guys, I've got to take out the garbage. Be right back.
HardbodyPaul - Blu, you never answered my question about whether or not Nicole has lifted you before.
Blu - So that means if the girl is nice and has no place to go ..you will not put her up at your place...Sorry ms,I have to go to the NCAA and look at some boys on ice
Blu - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 12:04am)
HardbodyPaul - I think that I can fly to Colombus pretty cheap.
HardbodyPaul - Takin' out the garbage. That's funny, because I just did that myself.
HardbodyPaul - You still there, Blu?
Blu - Yes She has Paul as a matter of fact it was in the 1996 Flex Mag lifting me up ,Yes I love the power
Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 12:07am)
HardbodyPaul - Isn't being lifted by a woman an incredibly erotic feeling, Blu?
HardbodyPaul - Hiya, Scooby.
Blu - me and Nicole will be at that show,I have to work the show
Scooby - Hello
HardbodyPaul - I like the feel of her power beneath me.
Blu - Scooby
HardbodyPaul - I'd work it, if they would let me.
HardbodyPaul - I especially love being lifted if I can have my hands on the specific muscle group being worked! Ummmm!
Blu - everything is an Erotic feeling Paul
HardbodyPaul - Well, if I fly in to see Andrulla, Blu, I'll have to look you up.
HardbodyPaul - I must get off or here now. See you guys later.
smitty - back
Blu - Paul I am an IFBB offical
HardbodyPaul - Well, not everything, Blu.
Blu - hi Smitty
HardbodyPaul - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 12:10am)
smitty - back
smitty - You and Nicole are relentless in your teasing.
smitty - hello?
smitty - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 12:17am)
smitty - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 12:19am)
JJ - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 01:01am)
dew - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 01:03am)
dew - Hi JJ
dew - It's a little here this evening.
dew - Typo -- meant to include "slow."
dew - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 01:08am)
smitty - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 01:36am)
JJ - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 01:41am)
JJ - What are you people thinking of.
smitty - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 01:45am)
smitty - The J.J.?
smitty - Is this Jodi?
smitty - Hello?
JJ - This is me speaking, not Crystal. You people have no feelings at all! She did want to send you a message, D
smitty - Please explain.
smitty - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 01:55am)
smitty - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 01:55am)
smitty - Please talk more frequently. Five minutes between messages is driving me crazy. Either that or go to IRC, please.
JJ - I'm sending private messages. Did you not get them?
smitty - No, I'm sorry, I did/do not see them. I apologize.
smitty - Oops, just got one.
JJ - I don't know how to do this. I'll try once more.
smitty - Jodi, if you can access IRC, it would be MUCH easier there.
smitty - What's Crystal's message, Jodi?
JJ - I WILL seeto it that nobody but you gets her messsage.i
smitty - How? When? Why am I being tortured like this?
smitty - Are you having computer problems?
JJ - If youheard what I said, just say goodnight.
smitty - I've only had one private message from you.
smitty - Did you get my private message?
smitty - Jodi, how do you know Crystal?
smitty - I just got your last message. Not the other four, I'm afraid.
smitty - Hey, I just got another one.
smitty - I think you're getting the hang of this.
JJ - Well, I'm done. I will mail you tomorrow.
smitty - J.J., I was really hoping you could tell me more before taking off.
JJ - Good night, Daren.
smitty - You know, Crystal was the only one in this chatroom who knew my name.
JJ - I guess others do now. I didn't think it was a secret.
smitty - It kinda was. Why are you so evasive?
smitty - Did you get that last private message, in response to yours?
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Amy - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 06:43am)
ED - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 09:03am)
ED - is anybody there
Groundhost - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 11:27am)
Groundhost - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 11:29am)
ED - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 1:40pm)
cuneyt cabuk - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 2:26pm)
cuneyt cabuk - hello
cuneyt cabuk - are you there
soda - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 2:33pm)
soda - Hello
jackday - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 2:37pm)
jackday - hello
soda - Hi
jackday - How's things?
soda - Pretty good..
jackday - Fan of wrestling? Mixed or female?
soda - Im a fan of BBs
jackday - Great...I love BB too
soda - bbl
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soda - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 2:50pm)
Alexei - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 4:23pm)
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Cole - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 4:49pm)
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Cole - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 4:50pm)
dew - logged on.
dew - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 4:53pm)
Rogon - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 5:03pm)
Rogon - Hey Scoobs are you around?
Scooby - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 5:05pm)
Rogon - Hey Mighty Scoobmaster!
Scooby - Scooby's in the house. Rock bottom. Word.
Rogon - I have just come from watching Sliders, guess what some quite nice kicking this week, by a feisty army type babe
Scooby - So what was the number one spank scene over the weekend from my tape?
Scooby - Rog, did you read my post regarding the latest on comp tape vol. 2?
Rogon - Expect a ground communication ffrom me in the near future, over the weekens Hmmm, I guess it was Pac Blu , it is so hot
Scooby - Rog, I would like to go back to the year 1965 and get head scissored by Tina Louise and Jill St. John. See what you can do, huh?
Rogon - Yep comp 2 looks good, oh on cop 1 I guess that the scene where all the gals sit around a scissoring girl with a chinese guy is this summuru I have heard so much about??
Rogon - One time machine a comin up
Scooby - Rog, what do you mean by ground communication?
Rogon - Scoobs have you seen deadly females yet is there much fighting?
Rogon - A letter
Scooby - Yes, that is the infamous "Sumuru" that you described. God! To be that guy! Lucky bastard!
Rogon - I agree tho those 60's girls had ass and hips thighs they looked like women, did you ever see dalilah lavi, she fought briefly in some of the MAtt helm fims built like a racehorse
Scooby - A letter? No tape? Damn.
Rogon - Scoobs I will try with the tape but all the converters I have seen so far are $1000 plus and I don't want to get some agent to do it for obvious reasons
Scooby - No, I have not seen Deadly Females yet but I do have 3 copies on their way to me right now. Rog, I don't think this is a fighting film. This is the film with the... o so sexy pillow smother where the poor hapless chap struggles but alas cannot survive the overpowering strength of the woman... wow... that gave me a stiffy.
Rogon - What won't work is that I can't record onto NTSC tape with my player it will play it but not record it, so I will probably buy a two way machine but then I will have to get NTSC tape.
Scooby - What if the "agent" looked like Giselle Fernandez?
Scooby - Rog, I will be happy to supply you with all the NTSC blank tapes you could ever want.
Rogon - So it is not an over night thing, it's a pity DAmn, are you sure there are no panasonic units over there that can do PAL. If the agent was giselle I'd be too busy spankiing to do anything. Giselle would be a greatr assassin, shge could beguile soften me up with a few kicks delivered in an elegant yet heartless and cruel way before snapping my neck with a scissors
Rogon - Yes Scoobs I didn't think that blank tapes would be a problem, let me work on it tho, I have a couple of NTSC's to practice with
Scooby - Nope. No PAL in the USA. FYI I'm SOL.
Rogon - Did you know that NTSC stood for never the same colour?
Rogon - Obviously the evil Euro socialist dicatatorships (pace William Burroughs) invented PAL to cut us off from freee thought
Scooby - Really, I thought it stood for Naughty Titties and Stank Cunt.
Scooby - PAL: Pussy Ass Labia
Rogon - I hope your central computer hasn't got a swear detector. I rang information today to get the address of your firm to be told the number was unlisted or private or someting, seemed odd for the type of business it is.
Scooby - Rogon, do you remember a british band called the Primitives? Listening to them now. Lead singer makes me wet.
Rogon - No it's Piss off American Libertarians
Rogon - NosireeBub never heard of no primitives, I'm not into much Rock, I prefer country, now Faith Hill I bet she could kick your ass
Scooby - A lot of pretty young female assassins are sent to the firm to polish off attorneys every day. We need to stay as private as possible. Security, y'know.
Rogon - I'm sure Michelle could take em all out
Scooby - Damn Rog, what a waste. You fly over to America just to rent videos and I fly over to London just to go record shopping. We're silly.
Rogon - I'm working on Michaela, the sadistic chinese kung fu bitch in my Karate Mistress series, she's naaaasty but cute! Hey when are you comin over to London again? we can meet up
Rogon - Micaela often strips naked to fight especially when stalking her prey, no clothes no rustle
Scooby - Faith Hill??!!?? What the hell? Don't you like Oasis, Blur, Saint Etienne, Pulp. Terry Hall, Massive Attack, Portishead, The Beautiful South, Bryan Ferry, Paul Weller, Dubstar, Mulu, Pet Shop Boys,Tricky...
Rogon - No
Scooby - When will another story be coming out? I don't know when I'm gonna go to London again. TWA flies nonstop from St. Louis to London y'know.
Rogon - This chat room sux, bet Diana got the electrics from a 1980's jaguar. I like Dubstars not so manic now and I like bits of Beautiful South, And I bet they fly to St Louis from London too.
Rogon - You know I discovered that St Louis accepts the NY state bar exam (reciprocity) so that if I got that I cpould get admitted there too. I will do my resume soon!!
Scooby - The lead singer of Dubstar send shivers to my staff of life. yessir, big boy pee pee. Can you ask her if she'll fly over here and kick my ass a bit?
Rogon - Well I could ask, don't have her number, how about Donna Lewis she used to live close by
Scooby - Rogon, wait until you see Tina Louise kill a man. There's nothing like it. #1 weekend spank material.
Rogon - Who is Tina Louise?
Rogon - And where and how does she kill/
Scooby - Rogon, Gilligans Island. Remember? The tall red head in the dresses with the loooong slits.
Rogon - I don't recall any killing in Gilligan, altho it was never big over here
Scooby - She kills him by putting her arm around his throat and squeezing until he dies in her arms. Whatta way to go.
Rogon - You've lost me in which film does this happen?
Scooby - No no no the killing didn't take place in a Gilligan's Island episode. The killing was in a completely different show. Gilligans Island is just what Tina is best known for.
Rogon - OK so which show?
Scooby - Suspense Theater. It's explained in my post regarding Volume 2
Rogon - And why young man have yoou not got a java enabled browser so we could go to the other site and have instant chat eh?????
Scooby - rogon, why don't you come to St. Louis the next time you want to wrestle and rent movies.
Rogon - Yeah I will there's a good wreslter there called unique leigh. Scoobs is Missouri the "south" or what, and why is it snowing I tought the south was warm, etc. Also can you fly to Miami from there?
Scooby - Rog, do you know who Jill St. John is?
Rogon - Jill St John certainly do
Scooby - No, Missouri is not the south. Missouri is central. I'm sure you can fly to Miami and back nonstop on some airline. I was born in Miami by the way.
Rogon - And I take it it's missouruh not missouree
Rogon - Ola,
Scooby - Well Tina Louise is very similar to Jill St. John.
Rogon - I love Miami, I love the Grove I love the Blockbuster on South Dixie Highway
Scooby - Rog, lets help you out on your St. Louis accent shall we? First of all, take out all "o"s from your speech and replace them with "a"s. Forty becomes farty. Ford becomes Fard. Also add "r" to wash. Washington becomes Warshington.
Rogon - So it's Winter's in Miami, (Chortle, smirk, tee hee)
Rogon - Sound like Boston? Why have they got that accent? is it British descent?
Scooby - So are there any movies that you recommend that I add to my compilation tape that I haven't mentioned?
Scooby - No Boston is very different! they take out "o" and add "ah". We take out "o" and add "a".
Rogon - Well i have a lot of chinese tapes and some are good, most are repetitive tho, but you won't have them all in the US because they got here via our last outpost in Hong Kong
Rogon - I would also like to see more of policewoman, and a little more of alley cat
Rogon - But the chinese babes move like they can really fight only Karen Shephard can match them
Scooby - Moan Moan Moan
Rogon - What am I moaning? sorry but hey I'm British we moan and strike, and eat chips
Scooby - Have you seen Last Gasp?
Rogon - No is there a fight??
Scooby - No, but one fuck of a strangle killing!!!!!
JJ - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 6:04pm)
Rogon - Well before I go Dump and go to bed you'd better tell me how it's done?
Rogon - Hello JJ welcome to Bedlam
Scooby - allo JJ
Scooby - Woman wrestles man to the ground. She finally wraps her belt around his throat and pulls with all her might. Strangle must last 1.5 minutes. sweet.
Rogon - Well with that this boy gotta go, see ya tomorrer me ole cock sparrer
Scooby - Rog, don't forget to wipe.
Rogon - and to shake....................
Rogon - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 6:10pm)
JJ - Do a different colour Rog!
JJ - Question for you Scoob... Who were the FBB in the show about Hammr?
JJ - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 6:20pm)
Jodi - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 6:24pm)
Jodi - Never mind.
soda - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 6:45pm)
Saxon - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 7:16pm)
Saxon - hi soda hi jodi
Saxon - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 7:17pm)
Saxon - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 7:17pm)
Jodi - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 8:20pm)
Jodi - Sent mail. It bounced, smitty.
doc - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 8:23pm)
doc - hi jodi
Groundhost - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 8:24pm)
doc - i,m brand new in this room. any female bodybuilders on line here
Groundhost - Hi jodi, doc
Jodi - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 8:25pm)
doc - how you doing groundhost
doc - where is everyone tonight?
Groundhost - I'm fine ! Are you "the Doc" ?
doc - thats me
doc - what happened to jodi?
Groundhost - He changed colors, and ... ?? :-)
doc - is jodi a he or a she
Groundhost - Sorry, don't know. Male I guess.
Jodi - What am I doing wrong?
doc - jodi, what do you have to say for yourself
Groundhost - What do you mean J ?
doc - jodi, are you a male or female
Groundhost - 50 $ on male, doc ?
doc - jodi , why arent you speaking up?
doc - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 8:33pm)
Groundhost - Bye to you to, doc !
Groundhost - So, Jodi still here ?
SAXON - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 8:36pm)
Jodi - Why is this so slow? I can't get on.
SAXON - Hi there from England where from
Groundhost - Hi ! Belgium calling !!
Groundhost - But you have to excuse me. I'm really tired, gotta go to bed ! Goodnight everyone !
Groundhost - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 8:39pm)
SAXON - what are you talking about
SAXON - Jodi are you still there
Jodi - Middle America, but this is NOT working.
SAXON - are you male or female
Jodi - I give up! smitty's message must have to be in IRC.
SAXON - what do you meen
SAXON - what would you like to talk about
Jodi - I can't get a message on here with any speed whatsoever! Might be the server.At any rate, I'm trying to get in touch with smitty!!
SAXON - will i not do?
Jodi - I guess. I'm timing this message. Answer right when you get it.
SAXON - now
SAXON - what would you like to talk about are you into bodybuilding
Jodi - That was a little faster. Excuse me, Hi SAXON!
SAXON - you sound better hi Jodi
SAXON - you must be having troble and and getting pissed off
Jodi - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 9:07pm)
Jodi - I reset. Let's try again.
SAXON - did it work this time Jodi
SAXON - Jodi try shutting down computer i will wait
Jodi - This must be my system. My messages are not getting through.
Jodi - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 9:15pm)
SAXON - any good
Jodi - This will be my last stab at it.
SAXON - what would you like to talk about
Jodi - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 9:18pm)
SAXON - you must be still having troble
Jodi - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 9:22pm)
SAXON - maby you can email me and tell me when you next on
Jodi - I'm going to shut down. I'll try again in 1 hour.
SAXON - take my email first
SAXON - d.pennick@virgin.net if still there
Jodi - Got it. Talk later.
Jodi - Got it. Talk later.
SAXON - how long
Cole - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 9:41pm)
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JJ - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 10:37pm)
Brownie - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 10:42pm)
Brownie - Hi JJ
Brownie - The system seems to be very slow tonight.
JJ - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 11:00pm)
Jodi - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 11:24pm)
Ice - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 11:27pm)
Ice - Hi, Jodi!
Ice - Hi, Ice! Let's talk to ourselves?
Woofer - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 11:37pm)
Woofer - Hello Ice and others!
TP - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 11:43pm)
JJ - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 11:43pm)
TP - JJ how are you doing
JJ - Hi, TP.
TP - JJ where are you from?
JJ - I've been better.
TP - JJ where are you from?
TP - JJ, this is going really slow tonight
TP - It seems to be picking up some steam
TP - JJ, you sound a bit down, what's up?
JJ - Minnesota USA
TP - I might be a little down if I lived in that cold too!
JJ - Where from, TP?
Brownie - logged on. --- (Mon Jan 26 11:50pm)
TP - I live in southern california, orange county
TP - Hi brownie
Brownie - Hi JJ and TP
JJ - Brownie: Some people think you are Crystal. Set Him straight!
TP - Brownie, where are you from?
Brownie - I definitely am not Crystal. Not sure who she is, but I am a guy currently in Kansas City.
TP - That is not Crystal
Brownie - I saw a message the other night that mentioned Crystal had been injured while skiing in Nothern Wisconsin or Michigan.
TP - So JJ, what is getting you a bit down?
JJ - I need a response from you, Brownie.
Brownie - JJ, please ask your question again. I am not sure what the question is.
TP - logged off. --- (Mon Jan 26 11:57pm)