calf-fan - Carmen, do you accept $250 bills?
JoanneFan - Not enough for me, gaily.
It's a new day!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the First Watch 12:00am
Carmen - Sure, calf-fan!
Julia - Hi JF and CF
calf-fan - you have to flex first Carmen
* JoanneFan wishes that it would rain stain for the back deck.
* Carmen flexes her calves for calf-fan.
calf-fan - I can feel some good olympic athelte photos coming on next week
calf-fan - Carmen, do will a cheque be ok?
calf-fan - - do
Socrates - Nickname change, calf-fan is now known as Socrates
Carmen - Oh hi, Socrates, how are you? :->
JoanneFan - hey soc!
Socrates - i am fine thankyou
TomNine - Olympics? Didn't we just have one a few years ago?
LPDorman - GA had one a few years back............
hawks1996 - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:04am)
Clepsydra - Hello, hawks1996, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Socrates - i am seeing tracksuited athletes wandering around the city already - the buzz is building
* gaily hopes that Soc has enough film for the Olympics......
Socrates - hi Hawks
gaily - hey, hawks!!!
Julia - my vcr is ready for lifting,,,,, starts saturday
Carmen - Hi hawks1996, how are you? 
Julia - Hi hawk
hawks1996 - hi everyone
hawks1996 - good Carmen yourself?
Carmen - I'm all

* gaily takes that down......... thanks, Sister Julia........
gaily - 
hawks1996 - anyone had any success with this new Valkyrie Channel on the site?
Socrates - i should stock up on film gaily - there could be a shortage - like they have only arranged for 100,000 condoms for the competitors - i think they forgot these people are elite athletes in the peak of condition and that amount would only last a couple of days
JoanneFan - Teh!
Julia - gaily,, in the "Parade" magazine thing of the Sunday Paper,, they had a listing of all the events and when they would be
gaily -
@ Soc......
TomNine - Hawk, hey.
gaily - ok, Julia......I'll get it from mom.......
hawks1996 - Hey T9
JoanneFan - Hey T9, didn't see ya there, man.
Julia - well guys and Dolls,,, I have a heavy day tomorrow, out of here and into bed
gaily - bye, Julia......do well!!!
TomNine - JF, I'm keeping a low profile.
Carmen - Oh bye, Julia, stay sweet. 
Julia - Hugs and
es to All
hawks1996 - bye Julia
TomNine - Sweet dreams, Julia.
Julia - 300 300 300 300 ,, I will do 300 300 300 300
JoanneFan - Sleep tight, Julia. Next time..
LPDorman - what does athletic ability and sex have to do with each other, Soc?
Socrates - Tom, I heard your pre-FVF party has now been advertised on the national media and all of Washington DC is coming
LPDorman - bye Julia
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Julia, come back soon.
Julia - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:09am)
Clepsydra - ...
Socrates - cya Jules
TomNine - Soc, everybody is welcome.
Carmen - Tom, I will hold you personally responsible for keeping Jabber out of trouble. Think you're up to it? 
gaily - uh, oh.......good luck, Tom.........
JoanneFan - Really..
Socrates - LPD, i am not sure - some people even think there is a connection between armwrestling and arousal - what's this world coming to
Carmen - Hey I kept him out of trouble this past weekend. So if little old me could do it.
hawks1996 - Hey Soc, what really big women have caught your eye lately?
JoanneFan - It's coming to what you want it to be.
TomNine - I think Paul will have Jabber duty that weekend.
Socrates - Hawks, I have some pics from a comp here a couple of months ago that i have not posted yet - including Christine Envall pics - will post them soon
gaily - oh, great....and I'm going to meet up with the two of them......... 
Carmen - Oh brother! We're all in trouble then! Uggh!
TomNine - I'll be busy keeping sub from grovelling too much.
hawks1996 - What Christine weighing these days?
Socrates - i heard jabber had lost interest in muscular women - now he has a crush on Kate Moss
JoanneFan - Sub is easy to please, T9.
Carmen - No, Socrates, what you heard is he crushed Kate Moss by falling on top of her!
hawks1996 - stick women eh
Socrates - not sure Hawks
* gaily still offers to help Tom out with his party........
Socrates - apparently Katie is here now - just got to track down her address
TomNine - Kate Moss could have nice abs for all we know.
Ten Years After - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:15am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Ten Years After, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Socrates - hi TYA
hawks1996 - has anyone used the Valkyrie channel on this site?
Carmen - Hi Ten Years After, how are you? 
JoanneFan - Party? T9 is having a party?
LPDorman - ten years after...........hello
TomNine - TYA, hey.
Ten Years After - Hey there, ladies
.....gents...
gaily - hey, TYA........ 
Carmen - Oh that's a cute face, Ten Years After!
Clepsydra - gaily, you have a new Private message from LPDorman
Ten Years After - Excellente', Carmen...and you?
TomNine - JF, the party is at your house. Try to have the deck stained by then.
JoanneFan - A big cute face.
Socrates - TYA, i saw you 30 years ago
Carmen - I'm all
, Ten Years After.
Ten Years After - Chello, Miss gail.. 
Clepsydra - LPDorman, you have a new Private message from gaily
Ten Years After - Oh yeah, Soc...down under?
TomNine - Hawks, not too many people meet the requirements to take advantage of the Valkyie channel yet. I know I don't.
Socrates - bye for now people - cya in another decade TYA
Clepsydra - Cheerio, hawks1996, come back soon.
hawks1996 - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:17am)
Socrates - Woodstock TYA
Carmen - Oh bye, Socrates and hawks1996, stay sweet. 
gaily - bye, Soc!!!
JoanneFan - 30 years ago. Just how old are you?
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:18am)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
TomNine - See ya, Soc.
Ten Years After - Righton, Soc!...ciao, buddy..
Ten Years After - JF- 30 
* Decades later, JoanneFan thinks, what a shithead
Ten Years After - JF- say what??? 
JoanneFan - I was thinking of Soc.
Ten Years After - Ohhh...gotha.
TomNine - JF, ya been drinking?
Ten Years After - 'c'
JoanneFan - You kidding, T9?
Ten Years After - Yeah..are ya banged up there, JF?
Carmen - Someone's drinking? teehee!
* Ten Years After taps the draft for the room... \___/
JoanneFan - Oh yah, bee bee...
LPaul Dorman - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:23am)
Clepsydra - Hello, LPaul Dorman, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
gaily - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:23am)
Clepsydra - Hello, gaily, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Gaily
gaily - Colour changed
Carmen - Hi LPaul Dorman, how are you? 
gaily - ....just came back to say goodnight........
gaily - see ya'll later........... 
Clepsydra - Cheerio, gaily, come back soon.
gaily - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:24am)
Clepsydra - Bye, Gaily
LPaul Dorman - have been drinkin' beer since 8:15
JoanneFan - Sleep tight gaily. Next time..
Carmen - Oh bye gaily, stay sweet. 
LPaul Dorman - is this name a little more easy to remember?
* JoanneFan has been drinking beer since 1959
* Ten Years After checks the cupboard to see how much ceyenne pepper he's got..
Ten Years After - Ciao, Miss gail 
Ten Years After - Ciao, Miss gail 
JoanneFan - One more time
LPaul Dorman - well, I started in........er...............'65
Carmen -
@ Ten Years After
Ten Years After - One more time
* JoanneFan is an old fart
TomNine - I'm taking off too, good night.
Ten Years After - Cya, T9er..
TomNine - I'll chat with you later, Carmen and guys.
Carmen - Oh bye, TomNine, stay sweet. 
JoanneFan - an old popcorn fart. hahaha!
LPaul Dorman - nite, Tom
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:27am)
Clepsydra - Off to push the prices up some more
JoanneFan - Next time, T9
Ten Years After - Ah ha...they say too much ceyenne pepper will give ya the 'toots'.. 
Carmen - Yes, Ten Years After, and too much sex will make your face look like 
LPaul Dorman - gives me the have to run like hells
LPaul Dorman - only good sex makes your eyes bug, Carmen
Ten Years After -
@LPD...
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Graveyard Watch 12:30am
Carmen - Then I must be fortunate.
JoanneFan - I've had to much pepper then. JK kicked me out of bed cause of the farts
LPaul Dorman - if you are happy......... yes, you are
Ten Years After - Ahhhh...hahaha@JKs kicker
LPaul Dorman - did you blow the covers off the bed?
Ten Years After - Leave the toilet seat up on 'er, JF...
JoanneFan - Did you gents get the farting in bed vid clip?
LPaul Dorman - she will kick his butt for doing that.......I know, as I have had my butt kicked by my ex old lady
Ten Years After - Missed that one...was there smellavision too?
JoanneFan - The one where he says, "I" got game"?
Carmen - JF, I'm not a gentleman. I'm not even a gentle woman. 
JoanneFan - Sorry Carmen, I'm used to just guys in here.
* Ten Years After luvs a woman with a fire in her belly(and down below).. :-O
Carmen - Want me to leave, JoanneFan? 
LPaul Dorman - well, ladies and gentlemen, I hate to leave such a classy conversation, but I have to work tomorrow........have a good evening........and Carmen, u r cool........your other half is very lucky
Ten Years After - Ok, LPD...have a good one...
LPaul Dorman - I will try
JoanneFan - Naah you can stay, Carmen. The rest of you gents, you can leave now.
Carmen - Thanks, LPaul, and you're sweet. Stay that way! 
Clepsydra - Cheerio, LPaul Dorman, come back soon.
LPaul Dorman - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:38am)
Carmen -
@ JoanneFan!
JoanneFan - Hahahaha!
Ten Years After - Okidoke...see yous guys later...ciao for now... 
* JoanneFan laughs his ass off
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Ten Years After, come back soon.
Ten Years After - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:40am)
Carmen - Oh bye, Ten Years After, stay sweet!
JoanneFan - Next time, TY. Have a good one, man.
Carmen - Now's your chance, JoanneFan, my legs are open. 
* Carmen blushes as she's not that kind of girl.
* JoanneFan is studdering trying to think of a responds
JoanneFan - That line was not like you, Carmen.
Carmen - Which one? 
JoanneFan - The, "my legs are open" one.
Carmen - Oh, I'm just joking, JoanneFan. You kidded me about wanting to be along, remember, silly? 
JoanneFan - Yeah, I'm such a silly ass.
Carmen - I'm used to silly asses, JoanneFan. Just think of the silly gringo. 
JoanneFan - Ya know, being a silly ass has it's advantages.
Carmen - Like what?
JoanneFan - I just need some time to figure out what they are. Hahaha!
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 12:49am
JoanneFan - Silly ass tall and handsome?
Carmen - Well I've settled for tall, pale, and handsome, uggh!
JoanneFan - Sorry about that. Hahahaha!
JoanneFan - Are you tall and handsome, Carmen?
JoanneFan - Tall and sexy I mean, Haha!
Carmen - I'm 5'6", is that tall? 
JoanneFan - Yeah, that's tall. are you sexy?
JoanneFan - Not a good question.
* Carmen blushes
* JoanneFan wonders why he got a blush
* JoanneFan is a shithead that asks dumb questions.
Carmen - Oh, no, you're sweet, JoanneFan. I can see why Joanne likes you. 
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:00am
JoanneFan - Joanne likes my macho shit. Isn't she a babe?
Carmen - Okay, bye JoanneFan, stay sweet! Joanne does sound like a saint. teehee!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Carmen, come back soon.
Carmen - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 01:04am)
JoanneFan - Sleep tight, Carmen.
JoanneFan - Well, it's just you and I again Clepsy.
JoanneFan - I'm sippin' a Canadian Mist and Coke. You?
* JoanneFan thinks that Clepsy is sippin' a timepiece in another land.
JoanneFan - When I was just 17
JoanneFan - Papa told me reach yyour dream.
JoanneFan - Life ain't easy as it seems
JoanneFan - when you get older you'll see what I mean.
JoanneFan - Well, I live my life day to day, wouldn't have it any other way
JoanneFan - wether I'm 12.. or 64....... gonna live my life like there ain't ggonna be no more.
JoanneFan - Shit. That looked like a typical JF post.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:30am
JoanneFan - Bye
Clepsydra - Cheerio, JoanneFan, come back soon.
JoanneFan - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 01:31am)
Clepsydra - Bye JF
Rob - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 01:37am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rob, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Rob - Yo
Rob - Where the %$#% is GROG!?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:00am
-NotGr og - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 02:01am)
Clepsydra - Hello, -NotGr og, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Rob - Yo, -jabs
Rob - Thatnks for the mail
-NotGr og - Alana's a real cutie, Robs. I'd seen her in a in the crowds WPW backstage video - really stood out, IMO...
Rob - I have about a dozen of her pics
-jabber - Nickname change, -NotGr og is now known as -jabber
Rob - Tre' helped me on a few. I consider myself very knowledgeable, but I still needed help
-jabber - Don't want Nicole or Blu to think I'm impersonating the legend from down-under there - ha!
Rob - Make sure you don't say, "I am Grog." That's also impersonation.
Rob - When I say "I'm not wearing pants, " it means that I am impersonating "not wearing pants."
-jabber - Rob, is DtV trying to idiot-proof this chatroom? If so, she'd need to ban everyone from using it...
Rob - Not everyone, but there are several who would need to go
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Rob
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Rob
-jabber - Rob, when was this "Andrew" character in chat? I'm reviewing the archives briefly...
Rob - Last night, maybe 6 or 7 pm CST
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Rob - Saturday night
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Rob
-jabber - Ah, we were in that hotbed of tourism, OKC last night - ha! I wrote my review on BA's board...
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Socrates - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 02:13am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Socrates, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
Socrates - hi
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Rob
Socrates - who is Andrew and what did he do?
Rob - Hi, Sox. Thanks for the mail. You may want to edit your email client settings, though
Rob - He was just really rude to Diana, Julia, and Tex
Socrates - what settings Rob?
-jabber - Hey Socrates...
Socrates - is this a pic of diana?
Rob - Did you want me to know your real name? I am known to stalk
Socrates - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/clubhouse/forbid/cod.htm
-jabber - Andrew = !awill97826
Socrates - I just use that guy's name on my email account to throw people off
Rob - Okay
Socrates - is that a yay or nay on the pic?
Rob - I can't look. Sorry. I'm at work
Rob - Besides, I won't reveal Diana's identity
Socrates - hey, i just got an email from Texas
Rob - I have to go. One of my coworkers keeps reading what I type. G'night
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rob, come back soon.
Rob - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 02:20am)
-jabber - Later, Robs...
-jabber - Anybody I know, Socrates???
Socrates - cya
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Socrates - and clepsy just emailed me too
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Socrates - when are you organising a shoot with Kelly Felske?
-jabber - Never heard I was, Soc. You funding it? 
Socrates - i thougght you could pay her off in sexual favours
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:30am
-jabber - Probably, but let's not talk about that...
Socrates - have you met Ginny yet?
Socrates - or is she too intimidated by your manly presence?
-jabber - Actually, I plum forgot, Soc - she knows my number and email - I'll meet if she likes. I've been away like every weekend - including next weekend, too.
* Socrates hands jabber a plum
Socrates - was it a Nikon or Canon you had?
-jabber - Neither, Soc...
Socrates - Minolta, Pentax or Olympus?
-jabber - Pentax - the Minolta was stolen on 12/14/99...
Socrates - any reason for choosing Pentax? i have a Canon - just looking for a good long zoom or telephoto
-jabber - Although "Andrew" had no tact, I kind of like his "I demand to date an FBB" philosophy...
-jabber - I can't share my rationale with mere mortals, Socrates...
-jabber - Okay, someone's calling me - I'm out of here - later, Soc...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, -jabber, come back soon.
-jabber - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 02:42am)
Clepsydra - Beware the frumious Bandersnatch
Socrates - cya
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 02:42am)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Graveyard Watch 04:00am
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Morning Watch 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Morning Watch 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Morning Watch 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Morning Watch 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Morning Watch 06:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Morning Watch 07:00am
* gaily decides to look in the chat room for a bit............
not gaily - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 07:28am)
Clepsydra - Hello, not gaily, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Gaily
not gaily - I'm not gaily
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Morning Watch 07:30am
not gaily - Apparently, neither is she.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, not gaily, come back soon.
not gaily - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 07:31am)
Clepsydra - Bye, Gaily
M.C. - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 07:31am)
Clepsydra - Hello, M.C., welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* gaily returns from gathering up some workout clothes......
M.C. - To be Gaily or not to be Gaily, that is the question
gaily - oops....seems that I missed Rob.......
gaily - hi, MC!!!
* gaily is always gaily......
gaily - 
M.C. - You missed your double
M.C. - Probably Rob
gaily - yes......I got tired of waiting and decided to pick out something to wear to the gym instead.......
* gaily had a feeling that she'd miss a chatter, though......
M.C. - Can you see the face you made, I can't
* gaily is going through the 'what's new' portion of the site...
gaily - yes.......it was a big grin........
M.C. - What time do you go to work ?
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my future it is revealed 07:36am
gaily - although....sometimes, I can't view all of the faces........
M.C. - Your usual
gaily - ....I leave home in about an hour.........
M.C. - 
* gaily , however, has been up for about an hour........
M.C. - now I see it; it just came on
M.C. - Everything appears to be working today(knock wood).
gaily - ah......good.......
M.C. - Do you go straight to the gym from work ?
gaily - yeah....it took me awhile to actually get through the boards last night.......
gaily - yep.....I walk there right after work.....
gaily - ooo...newsthumbs are working as well......... 
M.C. - Do you have a coach or someone that gives you advise ?
gaily - no.... I usually follow a lot of the trainers around.....although I did have a trainer once.......
gaily - I watch what they do with their clients.......and try to copy it
gaily - a lot of advice has come from the chat room, however.........
M.C. - Do you have any goals insofar as lifting is concerned ?
gaily - not at the moment........ I'm just enjoying lifting.......
* gaily , however, would like to get to that 200 bench, though.......
M.C. - I've noticed several of the chatters have been injured while lifting.
M.C. - Sub, Jabber, and a few others whose names escape me.
gaily - yeah....that happens a lot........ 
gaily - .....I tend to injure myself doing everyday things though.....like twisting my knee while getting out of my car
M.C. - Is it because they were liftung improperly , or too much ?
M.C. - lifting
gaily - a lot of those injuries weren't due to gym activities, though....that's the odd thing about it......
M.C. - Have you ever been ijured in the gym ?
* gaily is very careful when lifting in the gym.....
gaily - only when I walk into things!!
gaily - ....that's probably why I don't lift to my full potential......too much of a risk to injure myself.....
M.C. - Certain people do tend to bump into or trip over things more than others.
gaily - ...and that would be me.....
gaily - probably tied in with my balance problem.......
M.C. - Anyway, Gaily. I'm off to the pool now to swim my laps(that's my gym). Have a nice day.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, M.C., come back soon.
M.C. - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 07:50am)
gaily - have fun........ 
gaily - ...swimming is good.........
* gaily wishes she knew how to swim.......
* gaily probably can't float as well as she used to, though.......
* gaily decides to check on mail while she waits a bit for someone to show up......
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Morning Watch 08:00am
TOPhotoGuy - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 08:10am)
Clepsydra - Hello, TOPhotoGuy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
TOPhotoGuy - Good morning, gaily, Cleps. 
TOPhotoGuy - Your looking well, your demi-goddessness.
TOPhotoGuy - Ok, I screwed up.
TOPhotoGuy - It wasn't the first time I've screwed up and it won't be the last time I screw up.
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 08:19am
gaily - .....oops....sorry.....was reading some stories......
* gaily was surprised to see that MAK had updated his own site.....
TOPhotoGuy - I'm sorry, if I offended you in chat last night.
gaily - are you still there, Rob???
gaily - 
gaily - .... I have no clue what you mean.......
TOPhotoGuy - Who's Rob?
TOPhotoGuy - I like Mak's stories. 
gaily - oops......sorry........ you were using his color......
gaily - ....and I missed him in here as well this morning......
TOPhotoGuy - He comes by every morning?
* gaily misses a lot of folks.....because she tries to do too many things at one time......
gaily - pretty much...... (and I kinda needed to tell him something)
gaily - oh, well...... I'll see him in here later, I suppose......
gaily - unfortunately, I have to get ready for work now.......(sigh)
TOPhotoGuy - I'm getting dizzy, I think I need to get something to eat.
gaily - get something to eat!!!
gaily - I'll see you later, then........bye!!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, gaily, come back soon.
gaily - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 08:25am)
Clepsydra - Bye, Gaily
TOPhotoGuy - cya. later.
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Forenoon Watch 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:00am
andy - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 11:24am)
Clepsydra - Hello, andy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
andy - anyone here got big biceps
M.C. - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 11:29am)
Clepsydra - Hello, M.C., welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:30am
M.C. - Guess nobody's around...
gaily - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 11:39am)
Clepsydra - Hello, gaily, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Gaily
gaily - Colour changed
gaily - stil here, MC???
gaily - oops....still.......... 
TomNine - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 11:40am)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
gaily - oh, well.........perhaps not.........
gaily - hey, Tom!!!
* M.C. is still here but only for another 15 minutes.
TomNine - Anyone here got big biceps? 
* gaily is at the library once again......
TomNine - Gaily!!! MC, hello.
* gaily laughs at Tom...
gaily - what.....these little old things??? 
M.C. - At 7 p.m. we have what you'd call a PTA meeting.
TomNine - I'm on vacation! I laugh at you working people!
gaily - ah... I remember mom going to those...........
gaily - geez.........rub it in, Tom......
TomNine - MC, sounds like fun. A room full of Jewish mothers.
* gaily is already in 'vacation wind down mode'
M.C. - Gaily - if I were you i'd refuse to pay taxes until Tom returns to work.
gaily - sorry.....but I'm on a government grant........
TomNine - I'm just as productive at home as I am at the office.
M.C. - Ya.....right
gaily - besides....I can't harass someone who's going to pick me up from the airport, now can I?? 
TomNine - Gaily, when are you flying back home?
gaily - that following Wednesday, Tom.......
gaily - actually.... I think my flight leaves at the same time in Baltimore as the one does in Chicago.......... bg
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 11:46am
TomNine - Ah, I'll be back at work by then.
gaily - ..you make it sound so exciting, Tom..........
M.C. - Will you be standing outside of the exit of Gaily's plane with a big sgn that says "FemsportValkyrieFest", so Gaily will recognise you ?
* gaily laughs..........
gaily - and you can keep the sign for sub as well............
TomNine - I may have to make a sign for later in the week, Tre has asked me to help with some more airport runs to pick up competitors.
* gaily still thinks that Tom should rent a car for that weekend........
M.C. - How about " A hard man is good to beat".
gaily - ....I hope they have somewhere to stay........ 
gaily - now if I see that in the airport...... I'll just die of laughter........
TomNine - I'll be sure to wear my loudest Hawaiian shirt so I can't be missed.
gaily - ...that might be even funnier.........
TomNine - Rent a car? My poor old Accord is making some interesting new noises...
gaily - seriously..... we will have to figure out where to meet up, don't we, Tom??
M.C. - or just " Gaily"
gaily - ...is that 'interesting' in a good way, Tom??
M.C. - Don't you guys have cellphones ?
gaily - ....how about a big number 9.........
gaily - me....oh, heavens, no, MC......
TomNine - I don't have a cell phone.
TomNine - There's no such thing as a good sound from a 1988 Honda.
M.C. - in Israel everybody has at least one.
gaily - ...I'll just do it the old fashioned way...... check my flight before hand and e-mail Tom details........
* gaily doesn't want a cell phone...... she'd only get calls from her mother...........
M.C. - How quaint
TomNine - Gaily, last Time I tried to pick someone up at BWI I couldn't get near the actual gate, I think that is the on-going security situation. I'll wait right outside the luggage pick-up area.
gaily - ah... the luggage area is good...........
gaily - ...don't laugh, MC..... that's how Soc found out that his flight had been changed when he was in the states........
* M.C. notes that Andy's e-mail address says 'Andrew".
gaily - oh....don't even start, MC..... 
TomNine - It's a common name. Andy didn't call Clepsy a bitch.
gaily - guys...stop it...I'm in a library for goodness sake............
M.C. - Just kidding.....I hope
* gaily must really get a copy of that chat......... for posterity.........
M.C. - He's gone
TomNine - It's funny to see Stu get feisty with the members he doesn't like.
gaily - yes.......it was fun to watch......
gaily - one of those 'all of a sudden...BOOM!' kind of things..........
gaily - however....I really should be getting upstairs now......it's getting close to lunchtime.........
TomNine - If Diana just answered his question, all would have been well.
TomNine - See ya, Gaily.
gaily - ...I'll see the two of you later..............bye!!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, gaily, come back soon.
gaily - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 11:59am)
Clepsydra - Bye, Gaily
M.C. - Do you really believe if Diana had told him her height it would have ended there ?
It's a new day!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Forenoon Watch 12:00pm
M.C. - Bye Gaily
M.C. - It was an accident waiting to happen.
TomNine - I'm sure Andrew would've cracked eventually.
TomNine - I'm gonna go to the movies this afternoon, I'm taking off now to tend to some errands first.
M.C. - Well, Tom. It's time to meet my daughter's teacher. C'ya later.
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 12:01pm
TomNine - I'll chat with you later, MC. Enjoy the meeting.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, M.C., come back soon.
M.C. - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:02pm)
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:02pm)
Clepsydra - Off to push the prices up some more
TwoPossums - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:28pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TwoPossums, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - At least two Possums have arrived.
* TwoPossums looks around the room. Sees nobody. Heads for the couch and turns on the tube waiting to see if somebody drops by
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Afternoon Watch 12:30pm
* TwoPossums dreamly thinks of the all the muscular women he met this weekend.
TwoPossums - Hotties
PJ - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 12:39pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, PJ, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
PJ - where did you go this weekend TP
TwoPossums - Oh hello sorry was surfin
TwoPossums - Went to the show here in Virginia Beach.
PJ - where did you se all these hottie FBB's
PJ - cool any notables in the audience/
TwoPossums - Linda Murray was there. I had no i d e a she lived her in town. Has a gym just a few minutes from my house. 
PJ - cool how did she look ? is she still muscular?
TwoPossums - Chick that won the middlewieght and overall was amazing
PJ - really how old was she?
TwoPossums - Looked good. Classy as ever. Unfortunatley she was all covered up in that buisness suit of hers. But that morning she worn jeans and a long sleeve white buttion up. You could see the muscle under there
TwoPossums - Over 40 'cause she entered and won the masters also
TwoPossums - I think her name was Celeste
TwoPossums - Still there?
PJ - yeah sorry
PJ - any big buffed young girls in the audience?
PJ - maybe some unknowns?
TwoPossums - Oh yeah. This was my first show so I didn't get to many good pics but I got one of this one girl. Total unknown and she was so flattered I asked to take her picture she thanked me. What a hottie and thick.
TwoPossums - Should have gotten more pics. No better next time. So cute. Looked like Alley Sheedy with muscles
PJ - tell me more about her? age height and weight? strength> will you post the pic here?
TwoPossums - Hmmm. Lets see. About 5'5" or 5'6". She must have been about 150-160 I guess. I'm bad at this sort of thing. Really thick. I'll scan in the photos tonight if I get the chance and post 'em
TwoPossums - She was in her early 20's at most
PJ - awsome TP......You are graduating o the PJ school of phooing unknown audience muscle!!!!
PJ - will you post them here?
TwoPossums - Oh yeah I love the audience stuff. Screw the on stage photos. I spent the whole time out in the lobby. Ha
Clepsydra - A stitch in time saves nine 12:56pm
TwoPossums - And lots of candid photo's.
PJ - totally cool...thats the type of shots I like as well...as you know from my galleries
TwoPossums - I'm gonna start one-a those yahoo pages and post the links I guess. Got a better suggestion
TwoPossums - I met Tre and the first time I turned around and shot somebody that was walking buy he went crazy. I was like. "am I breaking the rules or something" but I couldn't be stopped once I started to get some confidence.
Clepsydra - Face up...make your stand and realise your living in the golden years 12:59pm
TwoPossums - This was my first show ever
PJ - why did Tre go crazy/
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:00pm
TwoPossums - He thought I should go and ask her. It was bad form to take a pic without asking.
PJ - True.....
PJ - I always ask politely
PJ - 95% of the girls will be flattered and say sure
TwoPossums - Well I do that but sometimes a girl is walking across the room or whatever and you just shot. I can't help it. Like that photo you have of 'whats her name' that had a bigger back than the mr olympia guy. Sorry blanking on names
TwoPossums - I don't walk up in there face and snap a pic.
PJ - oh yeah...the one of Nancy lewis from behind...I was actually taking a phot of the guy and she moved into the frame...so I just snapped it....but I understand what your saying.....any other "new" girls there
TwoPossums - Oh yeah. One girl needs to be my baby's moma. L O L. I got a nice pic of her. BUt I didn't ask her to flex. Georgeous face though. Mmmmm
TwoPossums - I had a bad experience with asking to take a photo when I first got there so I was really shy about asking at first
PJ - was she muscular? how old?
TwoPossums - Late 20's early 30's long brown hair. Pretty desil. Off season. Not huge mind you. KEep in mind I really haven't met many FBBs in real life so I really don't have the ability to describe to you what is huge and what is not
PJ - well Huge iw when they look like a comic book super heroine....
...thats a guidelin
TwoPossums - Ha. Ok chick was huge. Nice big arms but very soft look. Off season. I don't think either of these girls compete. Just awsome looking
TwoPossums - I'm learning slowly. I had some hurtles this first time
PJ - Well my definiton of Huge is when compared to myself they look like they have bigger arms and legs than me
TwoPossums - When I first got there there where some competitors outside and I stopped to ask this one girl if I could take a pic. (she turned out to be the lightweight winner. Can I pick 'em) and she looked at me with this look of disgust and said "I don't care" Took me awhile to get up the nerve to ask anybody else. My first show remember
PJ - they just have to look more physically imposing than myself regardles of height....then they are HUG
PJ - yeah ...you kind of just have to ease into stuff
PJ - when and where ar you posting the pics?
TwoPossums - Add to this I had a new camera that I wasn't sure worked so I brought like one roll of film and took a couple of shots like of a wall to see if the flash worked.
TwoPossums - I'm an idiot. L O L
TwoPossums - I'll scan them tonight hopefully. Tre and Mrs. Possum made fun of me for running the pics to a 1 hour place the next day
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 1:13pm
PJ - thats ok TP....youll learn
TwoPossums - Ha aha
TwoPossums - I was also waiting for Tre'. He totally missed the pre-judging and and I was expecting to follow him around and learn a little but he took very few pics at the show when he finally got there. He was working his game and it was my fault really. I should have just done what i ended up doing sooner and that is just take the pics I wanted
PJ - just hang around Tre....and take notes....
PJ - Are you going to the FTV TP?
TwoPossums - Like these two georgous girls came up to talk to him. He knew them of course and I kept waiting for him to ask to take some pics so I waited and didn't say anything but he just set up a shoot for tommorow. Good for him and I understand but I missed an oportunity there. My mistake.
TwoPossums - Oh. I will have lots of film for that.
PJ - thats when you go up and say he Tre ...whats up....oh and hi ladies...would you mind if I got a picture of your?
PJ - There should be a lot of Muscle to phot for sure
TwoPossums - Yeah I know. I'll know better next time
PJ - Any big girls as presenters at the show?
TwoPossums - Linda was there of course and there was another black girl I forget her name though. I got a pic of her with me and MRs Possum. Great legs
TwoPossums - So like if a girl doesn't seem to mind having her photo taken can you ask her for 2 or 3 pics say. I know you have to kinda gage her reaction to the first one but like what is the protocal.
PJ - yeah what you do is if she does a pose right off the bat...just say "how about a different pose now" or how about a relaxed pose now"
PJ - Out of the hundred girls I have photgraphed I can count on one hand the amount that said no
TwoPossums - Ok sounds good. I got into asking for the pose after awhile. I found that they don't pose right away. At least the girls that I said I didn't think competed didn't. Really 3 shot would be great. One relaxed. One double bi and one full body. And if your luck a back shot
TwoPossums - Yeah but the ones that look at you strange are almost worse for me.
PJ - well you have to gage it...throw them a compliment first always
TwoPossums - Kay. Like I said I'm new and was so nervous. It was like asking a girl on a date for the first time. Ha.
TwoPossums - Hope you don't think less of me know that you know I'm a loser. L O L
TwoPossums - My secret is out. AAAAaaaaaa
PJ - not at all TP
TwoPossums - Luckly the camera works by the way. So I have one for the FVF. Very happy about that. 
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:30pm
PJ - I remember going to my first FBB show about 13 years ago...it was the first WSE...all women BB's...I was amazed
TwoPossums - It was amazing. I've never seen that much fem muscle in one place before. I found a great place to sit for the morning show. Outside as you walk in alot of the girls where out there putting on lotion and practicing. I just sat on a bench and watched.
PJ - what height and weight was the most massive girl there?
TwoPossums - Did you have a suggetion for posting the pics?
TwoPossums - Have to be the heavyweight girl I guess. But I only saw her on stage so I can't be sure. SHe looked huge. Ask tre he might now.
TwoPossums - There was a 5'7" power lifting looking girl out in the audience. She was wearing jeanes and a long sleeved muscle shirt but she looked tough and big
TwoPossums - heavyweight winner I should say there
Tre' - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 1:37pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Tre', welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Tre' - Colour changed
PJ - were her arms stretching her sleeves out?
PJ - speak of the Tre!
TwoPossums - NO big sleeves
TwoPossums - Tre'!!!!1
Tre' - Greetings, Diana...hello, everyone else. TwoPoss!! Nice meeting you and the Mrs. this weekend, mate...great time! Hey PJ - you won't believe the strength of this young grrl I saw at the Possums' gym yesterday...
TwoPossums - We had a great time too
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 1:39pm
PJ - really Tre...whats her stats?
Tre' - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 1:40pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Tre', welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
PJ - test
Tre' - She was tall and thin - I'd guess 5-6 maybe 5-7, and about 112-114
TwoPossums - Oops. Lost you guys there
?
TwoPossums - Work is back on so I may be in and out so don't worry
PJ - and what were her strength feats
Clepsydra - Tre', you have a new Private message from PJ
PJ - Im here
PJ - test
TwoPossums - Kid almost kicked tre's but on the lat pull down. ha
PJ - really.....how old is she what what else did she lift?
Tre' - On the cybex, she was doing 50 *easily* in the pulldowns (the iso-grip one) and then 50 in the rows as well.
TwoPossums - What was she 15 Tre'?
PJ - no dumbell bench presses?
Tre' - Yeah, 16 at the most. I'm taking them some Femsport t-shirts next time I go down there. No dumbells at all - they knew what they were doing, but aren't that advanced yet. They did all do bench presses using the Smith machine, tho.
Clepsydra - Had we but world enough and time 1:50pm
PJ - wow how much weight on the benches
PJ - Tre well you should here about my workout with "who Ijust mentioned to you"!!!!
* TwoPossums feels left out. :-(
PJ - No I just told Tre her name...he knows her....Ill tell you the story though TP
TwoPossums - Heh. Its ok man.
Tre' - 40 lbs
Tre' - PJ - I need to touch base with her to talk about plans for the show. Did she mention anything to you about Nationals?
PJ - Tre....shes 153lbs right now ...looks awsome! Yeah she is definetly doing the NATl's...shes gonna put on about 8-10 more lbs then diet down
* TwoPossums loves these kinds of conversations.
Tre' - PJ - you're gonna love Mrs. Possums...she's DIESEL! (and getting stronger!)
Stu - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 1:58pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Stu, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Someone give up a chair, it's the Official Chatroom Geezer
Stu - Colour changed
TwoPossums - Hey Stu
TwoPossums - Blush
Stu - Just stopped by to say hi, Men
PJ - We met in the morning and we had a challenge on to who was going to outlift who....we then started with biceps
Tre' - hey Stu - are you planning to attend the (TNP) TomNine Party on the 30th?
Stu - Tre, looks like my daughter won't make the FVF, has to go to a union conference in Myrtle Beach that weekend...Heather Fine is back on as a substitute, looks like
PJ - we started with Barbell curls......and we worked our way up to 135lbs for 6 reps.....her arms were HUGE
C-P - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 2:00pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, C-P, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's the chocolate-coated webmaster
C-P - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 2:00pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, C-P, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's the chocolate-coated webmaster
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:00pm
C-P - yoo !
Stu - I don't see why not, Tre. Haven't heard much detail about it besides maybe meeting at the hotel restaurant.
PJ - then we did 60lb dumbell curls for 4 reps then50's for 6 then40's for 8 then 30's for 10
Stu - Hi C-P
TwoPossums - Hey C-P
PJ - hi CP and stu...Im describing my arm workout with a FBB from last week
* C-P is too tired to think about training ...
PJ - barbell curls; 95lbs X 12; 115x 8; 135x 6; 135x 4; 95x 10
Stu - I thought that could be it, PJ...when you kept using "we", I didn't think you had a mouse in your pocket you were including
Tre' - Stu - yeah, you already told me about your daughter. Heather could probably do decent business that weekend, I dunno.
TwoPossums - Oh that girl. I remember you talking about her
PJ - then 60lb dumbell curls and then 50lbs then 40lbs.....then some cable concentrations with about 100lbs
Stu - I forgot that I might have mentioned about Vanessa as she didn't mention it to me until last week, as well as Heather blessing me last Friday
* C-P won't be at the FVF ... ha ...
PJ - well her being 153lbs and me being 200lbs....I kept up with her in the bicep portion of the workoout....I was getting worried about the Triceps coming up though
TwoPossums - You will be missed...ok really we'll miss your wife and not you. 
Matt - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 2:05pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Matt, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Stu - Hey, Matt
C-P - TP, grrrrr
Matt - Hi all...any other muscle growth fans here?
C-P - yo Matt
Matt - Hi Stu
Stu - But 2P, C-P will be able to say almost the same to us when a FVF is held in his territory.
Matt - Hi C-P
PJ - well We started with nosebreakers(lying tricep estensions)...we did 60 for 15 then 80 for 10 then 100 for 8 then 100 for another 8....at that point her form was awsome and I was struggleing...but manged to keep up...next came reverse grip bench press
C-P - Stu, you really think I'll miss your wives !?!?
PJ - she did 135 x 12; 155x 10; 175 x 8; 195x 6......well here is when I fell behind...I couldnt manage to complet the last 2 sets...I was wiped I maybe got 2 reps to her 8 then 1 to her 6
TwoPossums - Hey Matt
Stu -
@C-P. That's why I said almost, and if you saw my ex-wives you wouldn't have had to ask that question. One continues expanding to fill all the available space and the other hasn't been heard from/of in 20 years
TwoPossums - S'ok. At theEurope FVF he can miss Mrs. Possum
Matt - whats up TP?
PJ - then here is the incredible part...after these last two very heavy exercises she says lets do some single dumbell behind the head presses....and then she picks up the 80lb dumbell and startst doing 12 reps! she then gives it to me and I get abo 6 reps....then to my surprise she picks up the 90lb dumbell and does another two sets of 10 reps....I had to go get the 60's and do the same.....UNBELIEVABLE
C-P -
@ Stu !!
Matt - anybody know of good new muscle growth sites?
Stu - But if there's an "All you can eat" contest along with the FVF in Europe, we might be able to enter one of my ex-wives in that
PJ - anyone following this
TwoPossums - Kinda PJ. I'm gonna re-read it in the archives. Kinda hard to devote all my attention here at work. Sounds impressive though
C-P - Matt, what do you mean with 'mucle growth' ?
PJ - tre still here?
C-P - PJ, I'm too tired for that ... just the thinking of doing some 'skullcrushers' finishes me
Matt - I meant to type "muscle growth"...sorry 
PJ - heee haaa CP
Stu - Sorry, Matt. I'm not into muscle growth. I'd think if you could find one site you like, perhaps their links page would lead you to others. There's muscle growth stories here as well as galleries
Matt - I know...I gone through most of the links I could find...just hoping to run into a fellow growth fan who could help me out
Clepsydra - C-P, you have a new Private message from PJ
Stu - Is there a "muscle growth" board on this site. If so, I'm sure you could read some of the posts and/or drop a question there
PJ - there is
Matt - thanks Stu...I'll look into that
Stu - How about using Yahoo, Altavista, or another search engine to locate "muscle growth" references. You'll have to wade through a bunch of other stuff.
Clepsydra - PJ, you have a new Private message from C-P
Clepsydra - C-P, you have a new Private message from PJ
Tre' - Matt - only one thing matters - are you coming to the FVF on October 1st??
Stu - Could download "WebFerret" which'll use about 10 of the major engines at one time and give you a formatted list with the links
Clepsydra - Time and tide waits for no-one 2:16pm
Matt - what is FVF?
Clepsydra - PJ, you have a new Private message from C-P
Matt - Stu-that approach has worked in the past...but now I get about 900 links about creatine and stuff
PJ - when willyou update Marilyns pics CP? also anything new on WOM or fitladies?
Stu - Yeah, that's the downside of the search engines unfortunately
TwoPossums - Talk to Bicepual. He's into that muscle growth stuff
Stu - Tre, I'm assuming Heather can use Vanessa's ticket?
C-P - PJ, we'll do pics later this year ... Renee O'Neill's site is ready, but I can't get in touch with her ..
PJ - Darn....I wish you took some of her off season
Matt - Bicepual eh? when does he come around here?
Tre' - HeY CP + I'm not really here right now...tons of stuff going on as we enter the final weeks of preparation.
TwoPossums - Night I think. Only talked once or twice. He's from Isreal so the time is off for him
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 2:20pm
Tre' - Matt - the FVF is the FemSport Valkyrie Fest...College Park, MD - October 1st.
TwoPossums - run an archive search for him or muscle growth. Should produce something
PJ - Tre did you see my workout stats with C?
C-P - Tre, hello ... I've into an hyper active mess here as well , hehe
Tre' - Stu - ah, that's right - I'd forgotten you already purchased 2 tix! Yes, they'll be in your name at the door, so you can give them to whomever you wish, mate!
PJ - Tre...save a ticket for me...looks like Im coming
Matt - bye all! thanks for the suggestions
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Matt, come back soon.
Matt - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 2:22pm)
Stu - What time should I figure on being there, Tre? 11 or so.
Clepsydra - Would you believe in a love at first sight? Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time. 2:22pm
Stu - I might send Eric around the beltway one way with Heather, while I go the other way to get Gaily
C-P - ok, off to finish some work
PJ - how long will it take me from NYC Tre...with No traffic
Clepsydra - Cheerio, C-P, come back soon.
C-P - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 2:24pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, C-P
Stu - Take care, C-P
TwoPossums - oh crap. I can't remember if I took my hydroxycut for lunch. I've been such a mess about that since Tre' came into town
Stu - 4 hours, PJ. It's roughly 240 miles between NYC and DC
PJ - cool Stu.....I can listen to the NFL breview shows on the way down!
Stu - 4-5 hrs., depending on pit stops
Stu - That would work, PJ. You'd just have to find the next sports radio station as you work your way south
PJ - good point Stu
PJ - Stu...are any of the big girls coming to the FTV..like Vonda or stacy G
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:30pm
Tre' - Stu - the meeting is at 10am that Sunday. PJ - no problem.
Tre' - PJ - just under 4 hours.
PJ - cool tre...will you hold a ticket for me
Stu - Okay, Tre. I guess Gaily will have to go early, unless she takes the metro to my place and Eric drives her with Heather
PJ - check out the potential on this girl
PJ - http://www.buffchicks.com/tracey/index.html
Stu - I don't know, PJ...Tre, heard anything from Stacy G., Vonda, etc.
Stu - I do want to nag Maria Calo, and Andrea hopes to make it
PJ - Im just trying to gage how many FBB's there will be in the crowd?
2Poss - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 2:36pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, 2Poss, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
2Poss - Back
2Poss - maria would be awsome
Stu - She should be getting back from Argentina this week, if she's not already home. Left a message on their machine last night.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Stu, come back soon.
Stu - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 2:38pm)
Clepsydra - Cheerio
2Poss - Later Stu
Clepsydra - Cheerio, PJ, come back soon.
PJ - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 2:48pm)
Tre' - I haven't spoken with Vonda, but Stacy Garonzik is going to have her company's booth there. Her hubby is one of the judges.
2P - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 2:52pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, 2P, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Tre' - Andrea will be there, but she's not expecting to arrive until early afternoon.
2P - Sorry server at work is going crazy. I might be kicked off again at any mometn
Tre' - I'm doing nine things at once...I'm barely here, mate.
2P - Ok then I didn't miss anything. Ha
piro - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 2:57pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, piro, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
piro - WOW WOW WOW......i just spent the last 45 minutes talking to a 17 year old track chick who was wearing a skirt and kept on flexing her quads
Tre' - Piro - where were you? At her high school?
piro - aha....nearby
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:00pm
piro - then she caught me staring at her legs......and she asked me if i thought her legs were too muscular 
Tre' - Piro - P.S. 62? Down on 53rd St in the city?
piro -
...no in CT.....i am not in NYC, i am in CT.....but right on the ny border
Tre' - Piro - you dirty dog...heh heh heh. WOOF!
piro - see...17 is not too young for me......actually it is the ideal age for me....i am 19
Tre' - Piro - gotcha - some great (yet sorta hidden) physiques playing field hockey & lacrosse up in your area
Tre' - Piro - you're in college, she's in high school - huge difference, mate
piro - hehe.....this girl was apperntly embarresed of her muscles.....cuz she kept trying to hide her 4 pack
piro - i dunno....i have dated mostly girls of that age.....for some reason, i preffer them 1-2 years younger.....and always did....they like it 
piro - but damn....those quads were perfect....especially when she hardened them (which she did every few seconds)
2P - 17 and 19 is a big diff but not unheard of
2P - Muscles overcome any obsticale. 
Tre' - 17 and 19, no diff. high school and college...big diff!
Tre' - Piro - do you have her contact info?
2P - Colour changed
piro -
to tell u the truth i don't see much of it......maybe she could not hold her own in a conversation about polotics, or quantum physcis......but she's more intelligent than some college girls
piro - tre', none other than her first name and number 
piro - besides.....she doesn't have the bitchness that a lot of younger college girls have
piro - my cutoff for dating is 16........but i know a few 17 year old girls that went out with 30 year old guys....and loved it
2P - My cut of is 15......a girl has to have at least 15" arms for me to date her.
piro - 
Tre' - Piro!! Bring her down to the FVF with you - I'd love to meet her. She sounds like someone who'd benefit from meeting a muscular young grrl like Sarah.
2P - You comming piro?
piro - no 
* piro thinks sarah is too muscular
piro - besides....i am still to embarressed about my tastes for muscle to actually bring a girl down there with me
Tre' - Piro - you're not coming? But we were saving you a couple of tickets, bro. What's the deal?
Tre' - Piro - dude, you *have* to come to this event...this is the perfect show for men, women, boys, grrls no matter what their interests are.
2P - damn. Wanted to meet the piro-meister
2P - don't be embaressed. come out into the light and you can have a girl that works out like me. :D
Clepsydra - Q: How many 'umans does it take to change a light bulb, innit? A: Not sure; I only know it takes only one to press the button which obliterates them all. The problem is estimating 'ow many thousand years will be required to rediscover the technology to manufacture more and replace them.
Tre' - back later dudes....piro, email me at trescott@yahoo.com + we should talk, bro
piro - 2p....i do....all my GF's were the track chick type....and i tell them that i am attracted to their muscular quads and 4 packs
.....i have never went as far to tell them that i go to BB competitions
piro - k tre'....c ya
piro - although i told a couple that i think fitness girls r hot
2P - I can see yer point. GOt the typical reactions today at work when I told them about the FBB show I went to this weekend
piro - dude.....my freinds were just talking about how ugly that "gorrilla muscle woman" looked in the cell 
piro - although i personally don't like FBB's either....i like the lean, but small fitness look
2P - Ha. I'm lucky. My "friends" all dig muscle women.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:30pm
2P - yeah well individual taste are cool. I like that look too.
piro - damn....i still can not forget how nice her quads looked....especially when i "accidently" dropped my cell phone, and bent over and got a nice close up just as she hardened them 
2P - Know how you feel. I went to my FIRST bodybuilding show this weekend. It was incrediable
piro - hehe...i went to my first in august
2P - Hey we're newbies together. L O L
piro - yup....im going to go to the nationals in NYC in november....that will be my second.....tre' will be there too
2P - I can't travel far so I have to wait for them to come around here. Guess I miss out on the big ones. 
piro - yep....where are you from?
2P - Virginia Beach, VA
2P - So I can get to Maryland and North Carolina
piro - ah...i live right on the NY border in CT.....very close to NYC......but i don't travel to shows that often either
2P - Jan Tana is around here I think??? I can't wait. Now that I started I know I won't stop
Diana the Valkyrie - Take your camera
piro - luckly there are lots of shows in NYC 
piro - hi diana
Diana the Valkyrie - yo
2P - Oh you know I will 'D"
Diana the Valkyrie - bbl
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Afternoon Watch 4:00pm
2P - La la la
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 4:30pm
serf - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 4:54pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, serf, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
serf - wotcha
?
2P - wasabi
serf - wotcha
serf - Hmmmmmm...... dat
's not what i typed.
serf - i missed Diana, didn't i?
2P - Hai. Yes you did
serf - =(
serf - just as well i suppose. she probably couldn't 'elp me anyway.
2P - She'll be back
serf - 'ave a pleasant day.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, serf, come back soon.
serf - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 4:59pm)
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 5:00pm
2P - Well its quitting time here on the east coast. Later
Clepsydra - Time for tea 5:01pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, 2P, come back soon.
2P - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 5:01pm)
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 5:30pm
CaptainCorc - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 5:41pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, CaptainCorc, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Amidst a skirl of bagpipes, the Captain reels in
Heck - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 5:47pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Heck, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra carefully avoids the obvious joke "Who the Heck is that"
Heck - Hey, Cap
CaptainCorc - Hi, there, Heck, how are you?
Heck - Seriously well, Thanks. How's it with you?
CaptainCorc - Seriously well? That's almost disgusting. (That might give you a clue as to how it is with me
)
Heck - Just almost? I've failed, then 
CaptainCorc - You sadist. You oughta be ashamed.
Heck - http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/heckcelebratesstrongwomen
Heck - I made a Yahoo club. Check it when you have a minute.
shadok - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 5:51pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, shadok, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
CaptainCorc - I'm bringing it up as we type.
Heck - Failed sadist. Hey, Shadok
shadok - evening
CaptainCorc - An exclusive club you got there.
Heck - How's it going, Shadok?
Heck - Exclusive? Why so?
shadok - big 
CaptainCorc - Demanding my secret password like that.
rassler - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 5:55pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, rassler, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Heck - Only yopu and the cybermonkey know, Cap 
CaptainCorc - Did you recruit people to join?
rassler - Eveming all!
Heck - Hey, Rassler. Long time ....
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 5:55pm
CaptainCorc - Hi, rassler.
Heck - In a way. I posted on most of the clubs with a similar theme.
rassler - Yeah not been chatting for a while
CaptainCorc - Well, the cybermonkey might be OK but who is this yopu guy?
Heck - Well, how's things, Rassler?
CaptainCorc - I'd say you got a good response.
Heck - Cap, Yopu is a special agent of the duff typists society.
rassler - Things is going slow but otherwise OK. Got you own club heck?
Heck - Yep. D'you want the link?
* rassler knows yopu really well!
CaptainCorc - I'll be damned if I let someone like that have access to my secret password, Huck.
rassler - Go one then Heck!
Heck - http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/heckcelebratesstrongwomen
Clepsydra - Cheerio, shadok, come back soon.
shadok - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 5:59pm)
Heck - Yopu is cool, Cap. Even if he wanted to post it, he couldn't type it 
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Dog Watch 6:00pm
rassler - Ah Heck - It tells me I have entered a restricted area
CaptainCorc - Very cute point there Hock.
Heck - You have to join Yahoo Clubs, Rassler. It's free.
CaptainCorc - Hick. Heck, I can't find the 'e' key. eeeeep
Heck - I haven't got a spare, Cap. Otherwise I'd lend you one.
CaptainCorc - Respectable number of folks in just a few days. Now all you have to do is get 'em to give you currency.
Heck - I know! I wish it was a pay site 
CaptainCorc - Does yahoo let you clutter the place up with banners? Maybe you could do some click through business.
CaptainCorc - Ooooooh....robin88_1999 listed exotic dance as one of her interests...contortion as another.
Heck - That's an
. I'll have to look into that. There is a banner from some wierd S&M site that seems to have insinuated itself, so p'raps they do.
Heck - Wow! I missed her. I'll have to see if she has a homepage 
neil - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 6:10pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, neil, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
CaptainCorc - She didn't put up much otherwise, but was certainly very forthcoming about her interests.
CaptainCorc - Hi, neil.
Heck - Hey Neil
Clepsydra - Cheerio, neil, come back soon.
neil - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 6:12pm)
Carmen - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 6:12pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Carmen, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
CaptainCorc - No homepage specified, Heck.
Heck - Carmen!!!!
Carmen - Hi guys, how are you?
That Neil must be the strong, silent type! Ohh!
Heck - 'Twas too much to hope for, Cap
CaptainCorc - She also included "adult" under interests.
Heck - Hmm, an adult exotic dancing contortionist. My type of gal 
CaptainCorc - Hi, Carmen.
CaptainCorc - No kidding.
Heck - I'm fine, thanks, Carmen. You?
neil - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 6:16pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, neil, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
CaptainCorc - I had no
Yahoo had all this stuff.
neil - hi folks
Carmen - Hi Neil, how are you? 
Carmen - Heck, what is contortion? Is doing the splits contortion?
neil - fine carmen what you into?
Carmen - I'm evil today, Neil, usings my gringo's computer without him knowing about it. teehee
Heck - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 6:20pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Heck, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsydra carefully avoids the obvious joke "Who the Heck is that"
Heck - Oof! Bumped again 
Carmen - Oh Heck, you saying hello to me made you log in again? 
Clepsydra - Cheerio, neil, come back soon.
neil - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 6:21pm)
Heck - Carmen, I often get bumped when a powerful woman comes into the room 
Carmen - What are you into Neil? 
Stu - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 6:21pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Stu, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Someone give up a chair, it's the Official Chatroom Geezer
Stu - Colour changed
* Oh Heck, I'm not that powerful. Carmen blushes
Heck - Cap, Yahoo has loads of stuff for the likes of you and me.
Stu - Hi, Carmen! Hi, Men
Carmen - Hi Stu, how are you? 
Stu - Great, Carmen...good to see you again.
Heck - Carmen, splits would probably qualify as flexible rather than contortion, but that's good for me too 
Heck - Hey, Stu
CaptainCorc - Hi, Stu.
Carmen - Shh, don't tell anyone. I'm using Jabber's computer without him knowing. 
Stu - I was beginning to wonder as I signed in whether everyone was practicing signing in
Stu - Howdy, CC and Heck
Carmen - Contortion is when you ask money from others? 
Stu - Mums the word, Carmen. Won't breathe a word about it
Carmen - Oh, what a cute face! I forgot that does that!
Heck - I thought that was extortion, but I suppose you could get paid for it.....
* CaptainCorc snickers at Carmen's whatever it was.
CaptainCorc - Spoonerism?
Carmen - You guys are funny!
CaptainCorc - Worthy of Gracy Allen, Carmen.
Heck - I never spalk in toonerisms, but that's a differtent fettle of kish
Heck - different, even
Carmen - Kish me in the morning? teehee
Stu - I'll be right over, hold the pucker pose, Carmen
Heck - You have to wait 35 minutes for it to be morning over here, Carmen
Carmen - Most guys can't wait, Heck. uggh!
Heck - I know, but it'll take at least that long for my lips to cross the Atlantic. I'm stretching them as we speak.
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 6:30pm
* Heck thinks - is this getting surreal, or what?
Carmen - Stu, we met someone I think you know this weekend. Toni Norman. Do you know her? She was pretty.
Stu - Carmen, I never actually met Toni, though I remember her from the two shows I've seen her at. When I saw her at the JrUSA, I couldn't believe that she was the same person I saw in 1998 at the WSE. She is pretty
Clepsydra - Stu, you have a new Private message from Carmen
Stu - Any plans for you to travel east to any shows, Carmen?
Carmen - East? Jabber's taking me to Galveston. That's east, right? 
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from Stu
Stu - I only remember Galveston relative to Houston and the Space Center
Rob - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 6:35pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rob, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Rob - Yo
Heck - I just looked at a map. If you go to Galveston, and keep going east for about 4,000 miles, you'll end up about a mile down the road from my house. 
Stu - Hey, Rob
Heck - Hey, Rob
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from Rob
Rob - Sorry to interrupt
Carmen - Hi Rob, how are you? 
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from Carmen
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from Rob
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from Carmen
Carmen - Where are you, Heck?
Heck - England, Carmen.
Rob - Storm's brewing. Better disconnect.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rob, come back soon.
Rob - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 6:41pm)
Carmen - Oh bye, Rob, stay sweet. 
Heck - Bye, Rob
Carmen - Isn't England, north, also?
Stu - Cya, Rob
Heck - From Galveston, yes it is. I was jesting.
Heck - A merry jape
Carmen - Stu, how are you feeling?
Heck - Carmen, you're in Dallas, right?
Stu - With my fingers? But seriously, fine, Carmen. Got back into the gym last week. I had tried it two months ago and it didn't feel right. Now it feels right
Stu - When I put back on some of the weight I was supposed to be losing I said, Oh, Oh, and got back to work
Carmen - Today I am, Heck. Actually I spend my time with my mother in Corpus Christi, south of Galveston a bit.
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 6:48pm
Heck - Only, I might have to go there, sometime next year.
Stu - I've got memories of Basic Programmer Training at IBM's site by the Space Center and going down to Galveston during the 10 weeks we were there. Also remember the heat and humidity this time of year
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 6:50pm
Carmen - Galveston beats Oklahoma City as a romantic date town though, Stu. 
Stu - ROTFLMAO! @ Carmen
Stu - Yeah, but in Galveston you can watch submarine races, tricky to do in Oklahoma City
Carmen - I was impressed with the Memorial in downtown Oklahoma City. It was sad but beautiful in a way.
Stu - I can believe it, Carmen. The Vietnam Memorial, Holocaust Museum and some other spots around here (DC) have a similar effect on me
* Heck sings, "It's oh, so quiet"
* Carmen sneezes
Heck - Bless you
* CaptainCorc coughs and sputters his way out of the Yahoo personals
Carmen - Oh thank you, Heck. 
Carmen -
@ CaptainCorc. You dirty old man!
Heck - Welcome back, Cap
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 7:00pm
CaptainCorc - Thank 'ee kindly.
CaptainCorc - I'm dirty all right, Carmen, but definitely not energetic enough for these Yahoo women.
Heck - OK, Carmen. It's gone midnight in England. Morning. Time to pucker up for that kish....
* Stu tosses CC a bar of soap
Carmen - 
Stu - Take care, Heck
Heck -
right back atcher
* CaptainCorc catches bar of soap and adds it to his stash of unused soap bars.
Heck - ... and it's time all good little Hecks were in bed. G'night guys. Another kiss to Carmen.
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 7:03pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Heck, come back soon.
Heck - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:04pm)
Clepsydra - Hie hither, Heck
Carmen - Oh bye, Heck, stay sweet. 
CaptainCorc - See ya, Heck.
CaptainCorc - I'm speechless from those ads. What's your excuse?
Willy - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:09pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Willy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Stu - Going to take care of stuff. See you both later
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Stu, come back soon.
Stu - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:09pm)
Clepsydra - Cheerio
Willy - Hey everyone!
Carmen - Oh bye Stu, stay sweet.
Hi Willy, how are you?
* Willy is doing pretty good :-)
CaptainCorc - Hi, Willy.
Willy - just getting the vette ready for a road trip to Reno
Carmen - Where are you, Willy?
Willy - Ahoy, Captain!
Willy - Vancouver, I'm going down for the Air Races, got a couple friends competing
Carmen - Oh that's a trip!
CaptainCorc - You've got friends with fast planes? I thought all you guys only had those Chink slugs? 
Willy - How about you Carmen, What ya up to?
Willy - yup, most of my friends have faster Iron than mine
Couple of the boys will be going around the course at 450mph....
Carmen - We came back from Oklahoma City yesterday. I drive back to Corpus Christi tomorrow. I'm not looking forward to the drive - uggh!
CaptainCorc - Any classics? Like a P-51?
Willy - Yup, there'll be 10 or so P-51's, a bunch of seafurys, a couple bearcats, it's gonna be a great weekend
Willy - Carmen, how far is that???
Carmen - Dallas to Corpus Christi is about 6 to 7 hours. Jabber showed me a shortcut, but it's still a long trip. We went to a show in Oklahoma City. It was pretty fun actually.
John - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:17pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, John, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
John - Good evening all!
Willy - Right on, I think I've got about 14 hours of driving. It's about 950 miles
Willy - Hey John,
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
* John does his "Chef" impersonation. "Hello there childred! And how's my little crackers today?!"
Carmen - Hi John, how are you? 
John - I'm fine Carmen, and you?!
Clepsydra - John, you have a new Private message from Carmen
Willy - Carmen, you didn't drive to Oklahoma did you???
Carmen - No, Jabber and I drove from Dallas Saturday morning. We were supposed to Friday afternoon, but I arrived late. 
Willy - Texas is a big place
John - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, John, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
John - Damn computer.
Carmen - Oh hi John, how are you? 
HUGEkate - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, HUGEkate, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Huger and huger every day
HUGEkate - Colour changed
Willy - KATE!!!!
HUGEkate - HUGE greetings and salutations!
Carmen - Hi HUGEkate, how are you?
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
* HUGEkate picks up Willy and gives him a HUGE squeeze~~~
John - Kate! Long time no chat! How are you?!
Clepsydra - I'm just ticking along 7:25pm
TomNine - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:25pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
John - Hiya Tom!
HUGEkate - I'm doing HUGELY well, thanks, Carmen. Long time no chat! How've you been?
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 7:26pm
TomNine - Hello, ladies and gents.
John - I am fine Carmen thank you for asking!
* Willy tries to return the squeeze, but the loss of oxygen is making it difficult :-)
HUGEkate - *HUGE
* doing great, thanks, John... How about you?
Willy - Hey Tom,
HUGEkate - Tommy!
John - Oooo! A
! What ever did I do to deserve that?! 
* HUGEkate wrests T9 from you-know-who and gives him a HUGE squeeze~~~
Clepsydra - John, you have a new Private message from Carmen
John - I'm fine Kate. Just got back to teh gym to get HUGE like you! Except masculine!
.
TomNine - ~~ooph!~~
* Willy hands Tom the oxygen mask
HUGEkate - Hehehe yeah, I seem to be missin the masculine part despite my proportions, HJ.... job situation doin better, I hope?
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
John - I DID find a job Kate thanks. It's at a place called Dave and Busters? Ever hear of it?
* HUGEkate looks about the room for the long lost Captain....
CaptainCorc - Kate!! It's been a while.
Carmen - John, are you Dave or Buster? 
John - I also weighed myself at the gym Kate, I'm up to 140!!! Aren't you proud of me?! 
HUGEkate - Yes, HJ! One of my favorite places to play pinball as a matter of fact... havin fun?
CaptainCorc - I was off minding a data download.
Willy - gee, that worked pretty good
John - Neither Carmen!
Carmen - Hi TomNine, how are you? 
HUGEkate - CC, my friend *HUGE
* missed ya! How are you doing?
John - Yes I am Kate. I guess they figured two years work at a theme park is too good to pass up!
CaptainCorc - And Tom the Malcontent too!
HUGEkate - Hehehe timing is everything, Willy
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 7:30pm
TomNine - I'm doing great, Carmen. How are you?
CaptainCorc - I'm sinking fast Kate, but they say drowning is a nice way to go, so I guess I'm just swell. How about you?
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:30pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, 300SquatWho'sYourMamma!, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Redheads Rule!
Clepsydra - John, you have a new Private message from Carmen
John - Yo 300.
HUGEkate -
Hiya Jules!
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - Colour changed
John - Hi Julia!!!!
TomNine - Malcontent? I am content, and gruntled.
CaptainCorc - Not demanding your hours back then, Tom?
HUGEkate - Yes, HJ... very very proud of you!
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - Hi John, CC Tom and Willy
clarkkent - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:31pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, clarkkent, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Carmen - My Mamma's in Corpus Christi. 
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
TomNine - Julia, goal accomplished? Way to go!
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - Hi Kate, Carmen
Willy - Hey Julia!
John - Well done Julia, congrats!
TomNine - Clark, hello again.
CaptainCorc - Hi, Julia & ck.
clarkkent - you squat 300 julia? nice going
Carmen - Oh hi clarkkent, how are you? ;_0
Clepsydra - HUGEkate, you have a new Private message from John
clarkkent - hello tom
TomNine - Cap, those hours are gone forever.
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! -
b 
clarkkent - cap hi carmen
Carmen - Oh my! That was a weird smile. 
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - I am extemly happy,, does it show??
Willy - Way to go Julia!
John - By the way Julia, I weighed myself at the gym. I'm now up to 140!!!!
Clepsydra - John, you have a new Private message from Carmen
Willy - Julia, I'm changing tires on my car tomorow, you wana help? You can be the jack 
* HUGEkate is hung up on the phone....
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - Cool John,,, keep eating!
* Carmen shares a Protein Shake with John
Dead On Arrival - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:34pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Dead On Arrival, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - sure willy,, I wil be right over
TomNine - DOA, hello.
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
Willy - Hey DOA!
Dead On Arrival - hey Tom
Willy - Cool, might have to take pictures 
John - Hiya Dead!
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - hi doa
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - /pm's on
Dead On Arrival - hello everyone
John - KATE - What's your height and weight now?! Bigger and more ripped since we last saw each other?!
Dead On Arrival - been a long time since I have seen Carmen in the room
Clepsydra - Time is on my side.... 7:35pm
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - / pm's on
John - Julia, no appostrophie.
HUGEkate - Hey, Julia, congrats!!! Gaily says I need to put you on my mailing list so I can send you my male bashing jokes
Mind PMing me your email address?
John - Don't know if I spelled that right.
John - MALE BASHING JOKES?!
HUGEkate - 176, HJ and gettng quite lean... seein' abs and ribs and stuff WOOHOO!!!
Carmen - I'm confused. Who is 300Squat and Dead On Arrival? Hi guys anyway! 
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - / pms on
John - No SPACE Julia!
Falco - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:37pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Falco, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
300SquatWho'sYourMamma! - I would if I could get my darn pm;s on
TomNine - Julia, no space after the slash.
John - Kate - Rrrrrowl! I LOVE abs on a woman! You gonna take some pics?!
Willy - no space julia
Julia - Nickname change, 300SquatWho'sYourMamma! is now known as Julia
HUGEkate - HUGE greetings to clarkkent and DOA... missed your arrivals
John - Hiya Falco.
Willy - Hey Falco,
Carmen - Hi Falco, how are you? 
TomNine - Falco, hello.
Julia - PMs on
clarkkent - hello kate
HUGEkate - Damn phone! Ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr BRB
Falco - hello all
Julia - bingo
Dead On Arrival - Carmen, who is your favorite fish?
Willy - SQUISHED!!!!!
John - Julia, try sending someone a PM.
* Dead On Arrival is assuming she knows no other fish
Clepsydra - John, you have a new Private message from Julia
John - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:39pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, John, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Dead On Arrival - hello Willy
John - Damn computer!
Julia - squishy,,,, I ate some shrimp last night and this morning,, yummy! 
Carmen - John, the room just ate a PM to you. And it was a good one. 
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from Falco
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
John - DAMN Carmen!
Clepsydra - Falco, you have a new Private message from Carmen
Dead On Arrival - Julia, you are lucky it was only crustaceans....I would be after ya
John - Looks like a lot of people got kicked off!
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from Falco
Dead On Arrival - shrimp are just second cousins....not close on the family tree
Clepsydra - John, you have a new Private message from Carmen
squishedfish - Nickname change, Dead On Arrival is now known as squishedfish
* Carmen charges guys to kick her off
Carmen - Oh hi, Squishedfish, how are you? 
TomNine - Who got kicked off besides John?
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
squishedfish - the jury is still deliberating on that exact issue, Carmen
TomNine - Fish, hey. Having a rough day?
John - Kate got kicked off. SO did the Captain.
Julia - hmmm salmone is sounding really good about now............ 
John - Hey Julia, isn't FISH a good source of musclebuilding protein?! 
Carmen - Squishedfish, you're funny!
* Willy didn't get booted, just ICQing
squishedfish - not too bad Tom....been waiting on some new audio gear to arrive and am starting to get pissed at BUY.COM
HUGEkate - No I'm still here *HUGEsigh* just doing battle with phones and doorbells and homework....
HUGEkate - Squishy! *HUGE
* How've ya been?
squishedfish - /me hopes Julia has a tough time with salmon bones getting stuck in her teeth
Clepsydra - Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. 7:44pm
John - KATE - When you have a moment or two, check out Julia's site! I have some more art there! 
TomNine - Kate is on the phone, the Captain probably just wandered off.
* Willy is having Chinese food for dinner
squishedfish - Kate, still alive and kicking....and yourself?
HUGEkate - ...as captain's are wont to do.....
Clepsydra - HUGEkate, you have a new Private message from Julia
HUGEkate - Both as well, sf... how goes the training?
Julia - nahhhh, I use the bones as tooth picks
TomNine - Fish, have you decided if you can make FVF on 1 Oct?
Clepsydra - Julia, you have a new Private message from HUGEkate
Clepsydra - HUGEkate, you have a new Private message from John
squishedfish - at a standstill Kate. With my recent move, I havent actually found myself a new gym....been a couple of months since I have seen a barbell
John - Carmen?
* Carmen powders her nose
John - Same here Squished. I just got back to the gym. I'm sore everyday after!!!
Clepsydra - HUGEkate, you have a new Private message from Julia
Clepsydra - John, you have a new Private message from HUGEkate
squishedfish - Tom, I am still deciding....I doubt I will make it down ( I wanted to be one of the cool kids ).
Clepsydra - HUGEkate, you have a new Private message from John
Clepsydra - Falco, you have a new Private message from Carmen
* Willy waits for Carmen to put on lipstick before bumping her elbow :-)
HUGEkate - Ah, well, guys... don't be discouraged... a lot easer to regain muscle than to build it in the first place
TomNine - Fish, be prepared for big changes in barbell technology.
Carmen -
@ Willy!
John - True Kate.
* Willy is in the same no gym boat right now :-(
John - Why do you say that Tom?
squishedfish - I have heard the same thing Tom
Clepsydra - Julia, you have a new Private message from HUGEkate
squishedfish - lmao @ T9
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from Falco
* TomNine chooses to ignore John's question. :)
squishedfish - not discouraged Kate, just disappointed that I was doing so well, and sort of let it slide away
* John right now is gaining. The only bummer is his abs are not as ripped as they were. No six pack! :-( Just incredibly firm!
John - Why is that TOM?!
Willy - Tom, do you like how smooth that new gravimetric thrust converter works?
* John has only until 8 pm to be on this computer!
Clepsydra - John, you have a new Private message from Carmen
squishedfish - IT WAS A BIT OF SARCASM, John....quite humorous too
HUGEkate -
actually, I did see a new technological advancement in barbells, and it made a lot of sense to me... called the tri bar. Three flattish sides instead of circular to more evenly distribute the weight
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
TomNine - Willy, I liked the old model better.
HUGEkate - *HUGE
* but it WAS still funny Tommy~~~~
squishedfish - Me too Tom...I prefer the handle bearings on the old model
* Willy doesn't like changes very much, but the gravimetric thrust converter is pretty cool
John - Grava-WHAT?!
Julia - what the heck are you guys talking about??
* HUGEkate prefers to convert her own thrusts thank you....
squishedfish - could extrapolate that the gravimetric thrust converter could easily be mistaken as a BICEP
* Carmen tries to harness pelvic thrusts
Willy - Julia, those of us that can't Squat 300lbs are trying stuff 
HUGEkate -
Good girl, Carmen! 
* Julia has strong hip thrusters
* squishedfish can think of a harness that should fit carmen just fine....... lol
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
TomNine - No jokes will be explained!
HUGEkate - mmmm and hence the HUGE squats, Red
Julia - + + + +
Julia - + + + +
* John sighs.
Julia - Yup Kate!! amongst other things,,,,,,,,,,

squishedfish - even I qualify as a 300 lbs sqaut club member
Clepsydra - John, you have a new Private message from Carmen
squishedfish - or squat.....the sqaut is my own exercise
HUGEkate - 
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
Julia - yes, but fishy,, does your butt go below your knees and do you weigh 147 pounds??
squishedfish - it is secret, and I can divulge any specifics
HUGEkate - Hehehe might enjoy seeing that done some time, squishy
* Willy can squat 300lbs, just not at once :-)
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
Clepsydra - John, you have a new Private message from Carmen
John - Like 100 lbs three times Willy?!
* HUGEkate had her new boss ask to do a leg workout with her last week... he threw up OOPS!
TomNine - Julia, have you been to a state competition before, or is this your first?
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from John
Willy - That'll do John,
squishedfish - yes, my ass touches the back of my calves and I have weighed 147 before
John - I must go everybody! Have a nice night!
Willy - Kate, did he make it to the bathroom at least?
Clepsydra - John, you have a new Private message from Carmen
John - universalartist75@hotmail.com
Julia - bye John
John - TRY to use your email Carmen!
John - Night!
squishedfish - just not currently
Clepsydra - Cheerio, John, come back soon.
John - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:57pm)
Carmen - Oh bye, John, stay sweet! 
Julia - Yes Tom,, this is my first State Meet,,,,,, last time I trained for a state meet,, a jerk wad at the gym hurt my back,, could not compete
Clepsydra - "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things" 7:58pm
TomNine - Bye, John.
Willy - bye John,
HUGEkate -
yep, flyguy... he made it out of the gym.... but my fitness manager was givin hm some grief on the way out (cuz I was still training)
Carmen - Oh what happened, Julia? And what did you do to the jerk wad? 
squishedfish - actually I managed 415 back in March
TomNine - Is Hector also competing?
HUGEkate - Bye, HJ... keep up the good HUGEness work!
Willy - Way to go Kate!
HUGEkate -
excellent question, MsCarmen
sub - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 7:59pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, sub, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.
squishedfish - hlo sub
Willy - Hey Sub!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Dog Watch 8:00pm
Julia - Jerk drunk at gym,,, Jerk fall forward with 250lbs on neck.... Julia jump up and pull weight off Jerk,,, kick Jerk... Jerk casue Julia to herniate L4 and L5 disks
* HUGEkate swiftly picks up sub by the collar and embraces him in a HUGEsqueeze~~~~
sub - greetings, Beautiful Carmen, Powerful Julia, Your Awesome HUGEness. hi guys
squishedfish - 
Julia - No Tom,,, we switched roles,,,, he is coach this time
HUGEkate - Colour changed
sub - ooooooffffffffff!!! thanks, Your HUGEness
sub - Colour changed
Carmen - Hi sub, how are you? 
TomNine - sub, hey!
Carmen - Oh, so you hurt yourself helping someone? You sound really sweet, Julia.
squishedfish - Julia....I tried 465 back in March too, and my spotter when I couldnt get the weight up, just told me to prepare to hit the wall in front of me.....and pushed me forward from behind ( allowing the weight to nicely fall off onto the safety bar )....worked well, but looked horrific
HUGEkate - How HUGE of you to recover and compete, Jules! WTG big grrrrrl!
TomNine - I think I heard that jerkwad story before.
sub - i'm doing pretty well, Lovely Carmen, for a feeble old guy
HUGEkate -
oh yarite, sub!
Julia - yup Tom,,,
Julia - Oh man fishy,,,, how come he did not support you around the chest and help you get the weight up??
HUGEkate - UGH! Glad i didn't see that, sf.....
Carmen - Feeble? What happened, sub? By the way, I'm used to feeble. Feeble-minded that is. 
squishedfish - he wanted nothing to do with that much weight if things went wrong....think he was worried that the squat rack would fail
sub - nothing happened, Adorable Carmen. i've been feeble for a long time
Julia - get your self a new spotter,,,, I have spotted Hector for 600 + before with no prob
Willy - I gotta run, seeya later everyone!
HUGEkate - One man spot on heavy squats is NOT good form... DrSquat said he saw a man lose his legs that way
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Willy, come back soon.
Willy - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:06pm)
sub - cya Willy
squishedfish - I probably had no reason to be attempting that since I was literally exhausted before hand....and it was atleast 50 lbs over my personal best at that time
Carmen - Oh bye, Willy stay sweet. 
HUGEkate - Later, Willy!
HUGEkate - 50 pounds is a HUGE jump even for a fish your size, squishy
* squishedfish doesnt have a personal spotter......am just lucky to find anyone waiting around
Julia - bye willy
squishedfish - I know, I was feeling cocky Kate....the weight came off the bar nice, and I went down feeling okay...when I hit bottom, I thought the titanic was on me.....
Julia - Proper mega heavy spot calls for one person behind you,,, one person at each end of the bar
HUGEkate -
knew YOU know that, Jules....
Carmen - Squishefish was feeling cocky? Suddenly this is getting interesting. 
* squishedfish would not call a 465 squat a mega heavy....just a baby squat
squishedfish - dont go there Carmen....lmao
Julia - mega heavy for you fishy,,,, still qualifies
squishedfish - as that as a qualifier....it was MEGA heavy to ME
Julia - however, I have seen the side ppl hurt the squater too,,,,, one person will yank up on the bar before or faster then the other person
sub - if one is lifting enough weight to need 3 spotters, they ought to know what they're doing
squishedfish - is lucky to find a spotter while doing squats......usually I am on my own, but make sure not to do a max 1 rep without anyone at least watching
Concretehead - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:11pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Concretehead, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
sub - hi Conc
HUGEkate - Hiya, CH!!! HUGE amount of time no see~~~~
Clepsydra - It's later than you think 8:12pm
squishedfish - hello CH
Julia - you would think so sub,,,,,,
sub - the spotters, that is, as well as the lifter
Concretehead - Just dropped by to say Hi.
Julia - Hi conc
Carmen - Hi Concretehead, how are you? 
Concretehead - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:12pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Concretehead, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
squishedfish -
....anyone who can find 3 people bored enough to spot needs to find a new gym....
HUGEkate - spotters can make or break a lift for sure
Carmen -
@ Squishedfish!
* squishedfish thinks CH should hand out hard hats before DROPPING by
HUGEkate - unless, sf... one is a goodlookin muscle babe of course~~~~
squishedfish - OF COURSE....preferably all 3
TomNine - Conc, hey.
Julia - well Everyone, I need to go rest and nap,,,,,, I will catch you all later
sub - funny how the Women never seem to have much trouble finding spotters
squishedfish - if all 3 are muscle babes......then I am going to do 10 sets of 1 max reps
sub - farewell, Glorious Julia
Carmen - Oh bye, Julia, stay sweet. 
HUGEkate - Congrats again, Julia 
Malky - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:14pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Malky, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Banquo and Donalbain! Malcolm! awake
TomNine - Bye, Julia. Enjoy the nap!
Julia - Monday Night Football,, ahhh what a perfect thing to rest with
sub - hi Malky
squishedfish - exactly sub......an ugly guy like me needs to roam the gym floor for 15 mins to find one
Malky - Colour changed
TomNine - Malky, hello.
LPDorman - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:15pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, LPDorman, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Julia - Hugs and
es to All
Carmen - Hi Malky, how are you? 
LPDorman - Hello, room
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Julia, come back soon.
Julia - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:15pm)
Clepsydra - ...
Malky - hi sub
sub - hi LPD
TomNine - LPD, hello.
Carmen - Hi LPDorman, how are you? 
HUGEkate - *HUGE
* greetings, Malky!
squishedfish - so what have you been up to, Carmen?
Malky -
es to all my favourite women
LPDorman - ok, Carmen........how r u?
HUGEkate -
HUGE greetings, LPD!
LPDorman - nice lips, Malky
squishedfish - besides cracking ribs and crushing skulls.............
Clepsydra - Carmen, you have a new Private message from Malky
* squishedfish needs to get out of here, before my dog re-decorates my carpet.
LPDorman - Carmen is not a violent person, squishedfish.........she only think she breaks is hearts
Malky - or I can do this 
Carmen - Oh, Squishedfish, I'm a sweet girl, I'd never do that!
HUGEkate - Well... I've a houseful of hungry young HUGElings Time for me to go as well
Concretehead - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Concretehead, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
sub - cya fish. farewell, Your HUGEness
squishedfish - yeah, when did you catch the sweetness virus??? 
TomNine - Bye, fish.
* squishedfish always needed to run from Carmen before she did damage
HUGEkate - Have a HUGE evening my friends!
Concretehead - Cracking ribs and crushing skulls IS the hallmark of a nice girl, LPD! Dontcha agree, SF?
TomNine - See ya, Kate.
Malky - bye and huiggs to Kate
Clepsydra - Malky, you have a new Private message from Carmen
Clepsydra - Cheerio, HUGEkate, come back soon.
HUGEkate - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:19pm)
Clepsydra - Hug hug, Huge.
squishedfish - bye Kate
squishedfish - most certainly, CH
Carmen - Oh bye, Kate, stay sweet. 
TwoPossums - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:19pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TwoPossums, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - At least two Possums have arrived.
Malky - & so to bed
TomNine - I guess I'll take off too. Bye for now.
squishedfish - it is the elevated benchmark that all nice girls should strive to reach
TwoPossums - Hey just poppin' in fer a minute. How is everyone
* Carmen notices she's now the only girl here.
sub - hi 2P. cya T9
TomNine - I'll chat with you later, Carmen and guys.
Concretehead - As usual, SF and I are on the same page....
squishedfish - later Tom
boomer - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:20pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, boomer, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, it's the Big Bicep lover
Carmen - Hi TwoPossums, how are you? What a cute name!
boomer - hello folks
Concretehead - Night, T9!
sub - hi boomer
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:20pm)
Clepsydra - Off to push the prices up some more
squishedfish - speaking of that CH, looking for any new vids?
2P - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:20pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, 2P, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
2P - Damnit
TwoPossums - Nickname change, 2P is now known as TwoPossums
Carmen - Hi boomer, how are you? 
boomer - all i said was hello 2p
Concretehead - Got something in mind, Fish?
TwoPossums - You scared me Boom
Concretehead - Evening, Mr. Booms!
boomer - hey ch, you remember me now?
squishedfish - have managed to collect a bunch more since our last transaction....if you are interested, I could prepare a list
boomer - hello carmen
LPDorman - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:22pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, LPDorman, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
LPDorman - hello, again...........lost the room for a minute
boomer - hey lpd, i had no
you had written katie/giselle 2, been waiting forever for it
* Carmen powders her nose again.
Rob - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Rob, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* TwoPossums coughs as powder gets in his muzzle
Rob - Yo
Concretehead - Send me the list, Fish, to Concretehead@prodigy.net. Thx.
boomer - hey wp
TwoPossums - Hey Rob and LPD
* squishedfish is beginning to wonder if Carmen has a substance abuse problem
squishedfish - no problem CH....I will do it up this week and send it to ya
sub - hi Rob
LiBa - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:25pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, LiBa, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
boomer - luckily i'm not drivin tonite cause i'm doin some serious drinkin
Carmen - Hi Rob, how are you? 
boomer - lisa baby
Carmen - Hi LiBa, how are you? Nice color! 
LiBa - Hello everyone. My computer seems to be working again.
Rob - Hello, LiBa. Talking tonight?
squishedfish - hello Lisa
sub - greetings, Magnificent Lisa
squishedfish - time to go.....
* squishedfish is off like a prom dress
Carmen - /color pink
Carmen - Colour changed
Clepsydra - Cheerio, squishedfish, come back soon.
squishedfish - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:26pm)
Clepsydra - and swishes out again
Carmen - Oh bye, Squishefish, stay sweet. 
LiBa - Yes, I'm talking tonight.
Rob - A nice change
boomer - when dont you talk lisa
LiBa - I don't know boomer, but it seems that you and Rob have something in common.
* Carmen never talks with her mouth full.
Rob - The last time I was here I tried talking to her, but she wasn't interested
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my fate is sealed 8:28pm
Carmen - 
Rob - Neither of us likes to be ignored
boomer - are you dissin me lisa
LiBa - You guys are crazy, I don't intentionally ignore anyone, Sometimes it gets hard keeping conversations straight
LiBa - Not dissin you boomer. I have e-mailed the 2 of you both personally, I don't do that for just anybody
LiBa - Anyway, lets move on. How is everyone this evening?
* boomer is missing something here
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the First Watch 8:30pm
Carmen - I'm doing good, LiBa.
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Rob
sub - i'm doing well, Lovely Lisa. how are You?
LiBa - Carmen have we met before?
boomer - i'm getting very tired of this splint
LPDorman - I was watching wrestling..........missed everything
TwoPossums - back. Did I miss anything?
Concretehead - Why're you in a splint, boom?
LiBa - Good sub. I've talked to you many times have I not?
TwoPossums - Wrestlings on?
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from boomer
LPDorman - WCW
LPDorman - Tori Wilson vs Madussa coming up
boomer - hurt a tendon in my wrist moving a big ass sony tv at work
TwoPossums - OH yeah. I always tape that when it replays at midnight.
sub - every time we've both been here, Powerful Lisa. probably 10 times or so
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 8:31pm
TwoPossums - OH sweet.
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Rob
Carmen - I don't think so, LiBa. I'm a skinny girl according to people. 
Concretehead - Crap! Wrestling on TV is the opposite of the wrestling I'm interested in. 8>((
TwoPossums - and i had almost given up on ole wubba cee wubba
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from boomer
LiBa - But, I don't know much about you sub...Carmen is skinny a bad thing?
LPDorman - the ratings are back up........they r gettin' better
* TwoPossums tries to imagine the opposite of pro-wrestling
LiBa - Rob and boomer, now who's not talking to who?
boomer - i'll watch wcw until the jet game comes on, the yanks are sucking tonite
TwoPossums - I just tape it and scan through it to see if anygirl flexes or fights. Often there is nothing.
boomer - lisa, you are one of my favorite gals in here, i dont know what you are talking about
sub - Astonishing Lisa, i'm a submissive guy from St Louis who admires powerful Women. YOur friend Sheila knows me pretty well
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Rob
TwoPossums - Oh shit. Rob. I'm looking at the new photo sets for Michele Ralabate. Set 3 looks like a good one
Concretehead - OK, 2P. Try to imagine my ears vs. Anita Ramsey's thighs, and then you will have the concept of the opposite of pro wrestling. Got it?
LiBa - Actually neither do I. You're definately one of my favorites as well.
Rob - I tried being nice. It didn't work
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from boomer
Rob - 2p, I own all those photo sets
TwoPossums - Oh. I figured luge or sincronized swimming might be the oppisite of pro-wrestling. 
boomer - gals in the ring, are they allowed to flex
Rob - Sets number 1,4, and 6 are my favorites
TwoPossums - Well then one of us gets to be happy then. 
Carmen - LiBa, since most of these guys like these really thick big girls, skinny could be a bad thing.
Rob - Ralabater is one of my top five all time favorites.
Clepsydra - Time waits for no one and it won't wait for me. 8:36pm
TwoPossums - I'm looking at 4 now. (just the free photo I mean.) looks good to. 1 looked like it was stuff I had seen. I like theoff season stuff
LiBa - Sub, did you go and see Sheila in Calgary last weekend?
TwoPossums - Skinny ain't a bad thing. All muscle is good muscle. Repeat after me...
LiBa - I don't think they all like big girls, not too many around anymore
Rob - I have about 250 photo sets, 2p
sub - no, Beautiful Lisa...unfortunately, i couldn't
boomer - well 2p, that match sucked
Rob - Maybe 300
TwoPossums - Yeah you were telling me
Lisa's Little Man - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:38pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Lisa's Little Man, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Rob - I even paid for some of them
LiBa - Neither did I. I was really hoping to be there for her. Next time, the North Americans are in Toronto next year.
TwoPossums - Figured it would. Tori can't do a damn thing in the ring. She has no presence.
Lisa's Little Man - Colour changed
TwoPossums - Right you trade for some. That's kewl
Concretehead - Actually, I think you see some nice legs in synchronized swimming, too, 2P...
Rob - Yo, Tre' -jabs knew who that woman was
LiBa - Hello LLM
sub - hi Tre
TwoPossums - Tre'. Guess what Heather did in the gym today.
boomer - lisa, i just like pretty women, the size just makes them purtier
Lisa's Little Man - Rob - ya, Jabs has a monopoly when it comes to knowledge of the Latina bodybuilders! hehe
Rob - Yes, he admonished you for your "ignorance." best that you kick his ass
Lisa's Little Man - TwoPoss- she talked to that woman (the mom) who was there yesterday and convinced her to come to our show. Or, she went up to her schmoe and flexed her quads in his face while he was benching!
Tre' - Nickname change, Lisa's Little Man is now known as Tre'
Rob - But thanks for trying. I consider myself an expert, but since I don't go to shows, I am limited in exposure
Natural - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:40pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Natural, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
TwoPossums - She upped her weight to 9 on the Lat pulldowns thus beating yer punk ass. 
boomer - hey mook
sub - hi Nat
Natural - "Big"
@The Room
* TwoPossums sings. "My grrls stronger than you are"
Socrates - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:40pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Socrates, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
Tre' - Jabber will be taken to task, appropriately so.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Natural, come back soon.
Natural - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:40pm)
Socrates - hello all
TwoPossums - Hey Soc
LiBa - Hey soc,
Rob - Hey, Sox
Tre' - TwoPoss - I love it!!! (don't tell her that I really do 14-15, ok?)
sub - Powerful Lisa, did i hear You mention that You'd be competing at the next Ms I?
boomer - mr socrates
Concretehead - Evening, Soc
Tre' - LisaB - bad news out of Toronto today, I'm afraid.
sub - hi Soc
TwoPossums - you mean you used to do 14-15. 
Tre' - Soc - did you hear that Lindsay is in the FVF now?
Socrates - boomer, i liked that first pic best - who was that?
LiBa - Yes, if I get accepted/invited, whatever, I don't know the procedure
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
* Carmen continues to powder her nose.
LiBa - What's that Tre'?
Socrates - no Tre, so she is back in training?
Carmen - Oh hi Tre', how are you? 
boomer - ignore the pm soc
TwoPossums - Kay I gotta go. Bye
Tre' - Lisa - have you written your letter to Wayne D yet?
Carmen - Oh hi Socrates, didn't see you there.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TwoPossums, come back soon.
TwoPossums - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:42pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, 2P
Clepsydra - LiBa, you have a new Private message from Rob
Socrates - cya 2P
boomer - thats laura, one of the gals me and fister shot
LiBa - Didn't know that I had to.
Tre' - Lisa - Freddie won't be able to get our tops ready in time, so we have to go with another company now. 
LiBa - Our tops for what?
Socrates - is that the one that is stalking you boomer?
Rob - Scott Steiner has issues...even in real life
sub - cya 2P
Tre' - Soc - she's training again, yes...says she didn't lose any of her strength, and I know she didn't lose any size.
boomer - nobody is stalking me soc, except for the people from visa
sub - i hope to get a chance to meet You at the Arnolds, then, Lovely Lisa
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from LiBa
Carmen - Okay, bye guys, I have to go. Stay sweet! 
Rob - He claims he is natural. Here's a sign of a juicer: a muscular pot belly
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Carmen, come back soon.
Carmen - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:44pm)
* boomer badly wants to meet lisa
sub - farewell, Beautiful Carmen
Tre' - Lisa - if you're not anticipating an invite (and haven't gotten it by say, the end of October), you should write and let 'em know you're interested. Kamikazi was going to design the sports bras for the FVF. They'll get the contract next year, though, I'm pretty certain.
LPDorman - only the fashion police are stalking me!
Socrates - PM to sub: Arnolds is not real, it is only on Happy Days
LiBa - I hope I meet everyone in here at the Arnold. You guys have an advantage, you know who I am, but I have no
who you all are
Clepsydra - LiBa, you have a new Private message from Rob
sub - oh...thanks, Soc
boomer - sorry lisa, i never leave the house, and ohio is out of the question
LiBa - OK, thanks Tre'. Anybody have any pull that I can contact ahead of time, I haven't even done a pro show yet, doubt I'll be considered for an invite
Socrates - Lisa, my real name is Brad Pitt - I can send you a pic of myself if you like
boomer - soc, brad is married now, at least choose a single guy
Rob - intergender match!
Socrates - Lisa, Boomer will give you an invite to his birthday party
Tre' - Soc - good one! Rob - who the hell is "the Cat" and why are they trying to make him famous? WCW is desperate for some good writing...I'm willing to try, but I want the women to have a big and *active* role in things.
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from LiBa
LiBa - Will there be loop bags and pony rides at the end?
LiBa - OK, Soc , send me a picture.
Clepsydra - LiBa, you have a new Private message from Rob
sub - i gotta go. farewell, Awesome Lisa. cya guys
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sub, come back soon.
sub - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:48pm)
Clepsydra - The subdolous insubstantial sub is now subduced.
Concretehead - I'm outta here for the evening. G'night, friends!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Concretehead, come back soon.
Concretehead - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:49pm)
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from LiBa
Tre' - Lisa - I don't have any pull at all, and I doubt anyone in the Canadian federation has any, either. Those guys up there are the butt of many jokes right now after what happened last weekend...
Socrates - piggy back rides maybe Lisa
Socrates - cya CH
Rob - Lisa, did you see those modified pics I sent you?
* boomer is still waiting for the pic rob was going to send last week
LiBa - Don't I know it, Tre'. They're going to make Canadian FBB's the laughing stock of the IFBB. That's why I need to do the Arnold.
Clepsydra - LiBa, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Tre' - Lisa - Wayne pretty much controls that whole show, so just put a bug in his ear. Fact of the matter is that it's the Ms. INTERNATIONAL and they're starved for non-USA talent. Let him know you're interested and intend to be in top form by the end of Feb 2001.
LiBa - Rob, the ones of Kim C?
Rob - boomer, it was returned after 4 days. The address that was posted was invalid
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from LiBa
Socrates - boomer, was that the one of Fabio?
Rob - Yes, Bavy
boomer - you must have sent it to the wrong address
LiBa - Yes, I did. You did a great job.
Rob - Yes, I made a mistake in clicking the link at the top of the page
Tre' - Lisa - yeah, that woman who won the overall would have no chance in the Ms. I...even with the "newer, smaller" standards that are supposedly coming into place.
Rob - Did you figure out how it was done, Bav?
LiBa - Will do, Tre'. I'm really looking forward to it.
LiBa - No, I'm totally out to lunch with computer pictures/graphics stuff.
Tre' - Lisa - and we're all looking forward to watching you kick some ass. In fact, this group tends to be very supportive of the women in their final weeks of dieting... *smile*
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from boomer
Rob - That's flattering for me. If people can't figure it out, then I feel like I do a good job
LiBa - Tre', I think that's the point. None of these girls ever plan on competing. It's so frustrating when we have the girls to compete with the Americans
boomer - almost game time, this one should be good
Socrates - Lisa, i thought you were out to lunch with boomer
LiBa - Always soc
Rob - I copied Kim's right arm, cut it down, flipped it over, pasted it on the gap in her left arm, darkened it, blended it, then merged the image
LiBa - Is this what you do for a living, Rob?
LPDorman - too many sports, not enough TVs..........I need to move to a sports bar and buy a lap top with a wireless internet connection
Rob - No, I'm just obsessive. I worship fbbs and I cannot abide by flaws in their photos
LiBa - I think I may be one of the, if not the only Canadian who wants to compete. Don't know about Cathy LF or Dayana Cadeau, etc.
Willy - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:55pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Willy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Willy - Hey everyone!
boomer - hey willy
Tre' - Lisa - precisely. Sheila (and maybe Jodi) are about the only women I saw who are even close to being ready to step on the Ms. I or Jan Tana stage. It's a shame that only 3 Canadian women have gotten any notice over the past decade. LeFrancois & Coates, and then Laura Carolan made some noise one year. We know Donna Logue and Lynea Brehm, but they've never done anything.
Rob - Yo, Wil
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Socrates - hi Willy
Tre' - Lisa - oops, my bad - forgot all about Cadeau and Ellis for a moment - don't shoot me!!
* Rob bows his head in mourning as another fbb (LeFrancois) just got married
LiBa - I know, don't forget about Laura B though
Willy - Sharon Bruneau
Tre' - WILLY!!! Meet Lisa B...Lisa B, meet Big Will...
LiBa - Hi Willy
Willy - Hey again Lisa, thanks Tre'
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
Tre' - Lisa - I was just joking by leaving out Big Laura B...I *love* her. hehe She's is totally diesel...ah, what a beautiful woman... *sigh*
Willy - gotta hate it when that happens Rob 
LiBa - To each his own
Socrates - very true boomer
Rob - Lisa, you gotta get some photos taken of you by a decent photographer
Socrates - gotta go - bye
Tre' - Lisa - Will is a total stud...complete chick-magnet extraordinaire. I hung out with this guy for like one day in Seattle and his "leftovers" (teasing!) were all over me!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 8:58pm)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
LiBa - Yes, I know this. That's my main driving force behind the Arnold.
Tre' - Lisa - you don't like Lisa's physique?
Willy - be nice Tre'
LiBa - Tre'? I love my physique. HeHe
Rob - You figure that if you beat-up Arnold, then you'll get some good photos taken?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the First Watch 9:00pm
* Rob , too
* boomer also like lisas bod
LiBa - Rob, exactly. There is no such thing as bad publicity remember
Willy - Lisa should get Tre' to shoot some pictures
LiBa - Well thanks boomer
Rob - Lisa, can I be your next victim?
Tre' - It's true - Will had so many women that his extras were running over to me just to get a chance to be closer to him!
Willy - Lisa, where you in Ottawa earlier this summer?
Tre' - Lisa - me like your physique, too... *smile*
LiBa - Willy, all of you may take pics of me at my next show.
Rob - Leftovers = Sloppy Seconds?
* Willy wonders if he was missing something :-)
LiBa - Rob, no victims here, just willing participants
LiBa - No, Willy, I wasn't in Ottawa
boomer - lisa, i only take non-comp pics
Clepsydra - LiBa, you have a new Private message from Rob
LiBa - Yes, boomer, I know, you can take your pictures at another time
Willy - Tre' "the human highlight film"
Rob - Jets will win by 10
Clepsydra - Rob, you have a new Private message from LiBa
boomer - did my michelle falsetta vidcaps today, not too bad
* Tre' looks around the NFL for a decent starting QB...
Rob - Peyton Manning
Tre' - Lisa - you're mad beautiful...how many dates do you have to turn down a week?
boomer - the ram kid seems to have some talent
Tre' - Peyton is nice...Brunell...c'mon, need a little help here
Willy - when I went through Ottawa in June, saw a lady in the mall with Incredible arms
Rob - I turned down a date in the 6th grade. That was my last one
Tre' - KURT.
LiBa - between 0 - 99,
Tre' - maybe Brett?
Tre' - hehe @ Lisa
LiBa - I haven't been on a date in 8 years
Rob - She beat me up when I refused
LiBa - Wasn't me Willy
LiBa - I always cover my arms anyway
Rob - Lisa, guys are intimidated by beautiful women. Bea Arthur gives me the shakes
LiBa - In a good or a bad way, Rob?
Willy - Lisa, I think your arms must be more Awesome than hers 
Rob - 
Tre' - But Rob/Booms, naming the bad ones is just *too* easy + Mirer, Grbac, Johnson, Johnson, Kitna, Gannon, Griese, Buerlein (sp?), Plummer, Leaf, etc.
LiBa - I doubt it, they don't impress me much anymore
Rob - I disagree with half of those, tre'
Willy - I've gotta run. Dinner calls, seeyas later!
LiBa - Bye Willy, nice meeting you
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Willy, come back soon.
Willy - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:08pm)
Rob - Lisa, every guy here would drop several hundred dollars for just one date with you
Tre' - Rob - I'll take one of the Johnsons and *maybe* old man Gannon as backups
Tre' - Lisa B - would you ever consider marrying a pro wrestler?
Rob - I'd rob a liquor store just to have you look my way
LiBa - Oh, oh, less people, more personal, am i the only female?
-jabber - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:08pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, -jabber, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Twas brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble.
* Tre' starts the bidding for Lisa at 40 dollars and a back massage
LiBa - Rob, sold, I need the money. But I'm not much fun
-jabber - LiBa, you're the only female that "matters"... 
Tre' - No, Lisa, now Jab is here.
Rob - My last girlfriend said I wasn't a man. Does that count?
LiBa - I'd never consider marrying period
Rob - Yo, mcjabber
* Tre' wonders if Lisa is looking for another grrlfriend...
LiBa - Thanks, jabber, nice to see you too
Rob - I think I'm in love. I also never want to get hitched
Tre' - Lisa - we're kindred spirits...."why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?"
LiBa - Tre', give me some of whatever it is that you've been smoking
-jabber - LiBa, okay, won't marry a period, have you considered marrying a hyphen? ROFLWAFBB!
Tre' - l o l @ Lisa!
LiBa - Everything comes at a price
LiBa - Jabber, you kill me
Rob - Dedric Ward grew up in my town
-jabber - Hey Rob, answered your Dela Rosa question - she actually looks like a Mexican version of Lisa Bavington, IMO - and that's a compliment to both, BTW.
LiBa - $40 and a back massage. That's it?
Rob - LiBa, do us a favor and kill him
-jabber - Laughing at Robs...
Rob - Tre' said he though it was Rue McClanahan from "Golden Girls"
-jabber - No, Robs, Estelle Getty maybe... though...
Tre' - l ol@Rob's second "Golden Girls" reference of the night!
LiBa - A mexican version of me?
* Tre' throws in an ice cream sundae with the 40 bucks and massage. (That's 40 in U.S. dollars!)
LiBa - Oh, OK, then what an offer.
Rob - I need to watch some football. LiBa, I will try to stop fantasizing about you so often, but I don't think it's possible
Rob - Toodle-oo
-jabber - LiBa, have you seen Myriam-Bustamente Dela Rosa ever? She was at the '00 Jan Tana, incredible looking woman (even if I wasn't partial to Hispanic ladies)...
LiBa - Thanks, Rob, you don't want to think of me anyway. I'm no good for you boys
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Rob, come back soon.
Rob - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:14pm)
LiBa - No, don't pay much attention these days
Tre' - Lisa - 'no good'. Are you serious??
LiBa - Dead serious
Tre' - Lisa - you're cool, intelligent, beautiful...what's not to like??
LiBa - Bodybuilding is all about the illusion of perfection, remember
LiBa - Well, I can't argue with that Tre'
-jabber - You got that down pat then, LiBa. 
LiBa - I'm pretty great over the internet, but.....
-jabber - Oh my - me and Tre' trying to outsmooth each other - ha! Where's boomer and LPDorman when you need them!
Tre' - Lisa - bodybuilding is but a small part of the total you...a 'tiny' illusion, at best
-jabber - TRe', you'll like my comments on Tex's board...
LiBa - I think they're watching football. At the Arnold, we should all get one picture together and post it in a separate gallery
LiBa - Tre', finally someone who understands me.
LiBa - Tre', finally someone who understands me.
Tre' - Jab - you said the other day something about not replying and I didn't know what you were talking about! I went back and read mine earlier today, tho...
-jabber - LiBa, I only pose for paid photoshoots with professional photographers. So far, no one's bit. 
* -jabber sings "No Reply At All" by Genesis...
LiBa - Yeah, me too, jabber, remember your cheque book, actually cash is best
LPDorman - I am watching wrestling...........jabber
-jabber - LiBa, that's what I love about Canada - Canadian money!
Tre' - Lisa + I can't say that I understand you (I'm not that arrogant!), but I'm sure that I can understand at least a part of you now, and more as we come to know one another better.
LiBa - I'm not getting pictures done here. Everything is over the border. The exchange is better
Clepsydra - LiBa, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Tre' - Lisa - I know a couple of photographers in Toronto...none that I like, tho.
LiBa - Listen, Tre', it's few and far between who think that bodybuilding is not my life. That's a great step
-jabber - ROFLWAFBB @ Tre's off-handed comment and it's wit and ascerbic tone...
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from LiBa
LiBa - I know a few in Toronto as well, so we'll see what happens in a few months
Tre' - Lisa - ah, I know exactly what you mean there. I'm working on a piece now entitled 'Perfection Obsession'. It's a short essay that I'm hoping will help more fans to understand a bit more about this scene...
LiBa - I've stayed in hiding here for awhile.
LiBa - Tre', have I got some references for you!
Clepsydra - LiBa, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Tre' - Lisa - one sec...(phone call)
LiBa - That's why I have so few pictures done. I'm not into the whole "look at me" thing. But now I look at it differently
-jabber - Tre', you presume most folks would "understand" where you're coming from. That's quite a leap my friend - oh, ahemTofuahem...
LiBa - Jabber, that's good. More Canadians the better
-jabber - Yes, Lisa - BTW, I "may" consider going to Toronto next year - but I love Calgary and would go to Vancouver of course - probably in the spring.
LiBa - I did recently put together a collage/portfolio thing of the pictures that I do have.
LiBa - I'd go to Vancouver in a second. Anything to see Miss Sheila again. I think we'd all have a great time. Tre', you coming too?
M.C. - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:26pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, M.C., welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
-jabber - LiBa, Tre' deemed a phone call more important than you.
LiBa - Hey, M.C.
-jabber - Hey M.C., how's it going...
M.C. - MORNING, good people
LiBa - Hey, I'm here, he's there. I'm not offended. Maybe it's his girlfriend
M.C. - Trying to wake up.
-jabber - ROFLWAFBB @ LiBa - good one!
LPDorman - I am from GA but have not met a Canadian I didn't like
-jabber - What are you kibbutz'ing about, M.C? 
-jabber - LP, good color...
LiBa - I have
boomer - hey mc
* M.C. is not a big fan of puns
LiBa - Boomer, you back?
boomer - timeout in the game
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the First Watch 9:30pm
LiBa - Now, I'm offended
M.C. - Hello Boomer. Hope you weren't offended about my post on your board - even though it had nothing to do with celebrity flexing.
boomer - td jets, no mc,
LiBa - I've got to go everyone. Thanks, I had a great night tonight. Talk to you all again later.
-jabber - Take care, LiBa, good chattin' with you again!
LiBa - This is as close as I've come to a date in a long time, I think I made it to first base.
LiBa - Tell Tre' that I said goodnight. and to jabber, boomer and M.C.
boomer - cya lisa
Clepsydra - Cheerio, LiBa, come back soon.
LiBa - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:34pm)
Murk135 - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:34pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Murk135, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
M.C. - bye lisa
Murk135 - Good evening
M.C. - Are you a jet fan Boomer - or Giants ?
M.C. - Hi Murk 135
boomer - like them both, would probably root for the giants in the super bowl
boomer - hey murk
-jabber - Hey Murk - I'm respondin' to you on the message boards right now...
Murk135 - Something wonderful, I hope
M.C. - It's not like the Yankees/mets where if you like one you hate the oyher.
-jabber - About someone wonderful, yes...
Murk135 - Yeh, still high on Policky.. you lucky devil.. did you talk with her?
* M.C. never understood that
-jabber - I've now got a good reason to, Murk. Some guy I met this past weekend wants to do work with her - I said, not before I do, buddy - wait in line - ha! Since I have a way of reaching her and he doesn't. :-o
-jabber - Me neither, M.C. - that's why I don't follow team sports...
M.C. - It's a New York thing
Murk135 - Go for it man, she´s invaded my brain and kicked all the tennants out for the night
Socrates - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:39pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Socrates, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
Socrates - hello
Socrates - Colour changed
M.C. - hey, Soc. How are things down under ?
Murk135 - Hello Socrates
-jabber - No it's not, M.C. I'm from New York. And there's PLENTY of other rivalries - Texas/OU, Florida/Florida State, etc., etc...
Tre' - Hey - did I lose Lisa?
Tre' - Murk - are you the guy who wrote about Policky? Dude, she's but hot as hell...(just my opinion)
Socrates - Tre, Lisa said you have lost her for life
Murk135 - Jabb, did you video take that contest or did your finger not come off the camera button?
boomer - time out, what did i miss
Murk135 - I am that dude, yes sir, she´s all that
* Tre' admits that he, like every other red-blooded (yet still primarily heterosexual) American male, *would* have animal sex with Chyna.
-jabber - Tre', Lisa left since you deemed a phone call more important than her. Thanks for your Policky comment,Tre', I'll tell her (but I'm sure she'll say who's that?
)
-jabber - Heather Policky could eat Chyna for breakfast and be hungry again by lunchtime...
Tre' - Jabber - *shux* ~ Lisa...I love that kid (even though she blew Iron-Tim off). Tell Heidi that I have a thing for women named "Heather"...esp ones in their early 20s.
M.C. - Lisa left because Boomer was more interested in Jets/NE, than chatting with her.
* Tre' loves women with big appetites.
boomer - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:44pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, boomer, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, it's the Big Bicep lover
-jabber - Tre', remember the term "overlap"...
LPDorman - opps......missed stuff again........watching Chyna wrestle
-jabber - Colour changed
boomer - okay, jabber and i are officially no longer friends
Clepsydra - Cheerio, boomer, come back soon.
boomer - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:45pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, Flatbushian
Tre' - Jabber - I don't even want to go there...I'll be completely honest - my interests in Heidi are not at all professional.
Murk135 - Doesnt the fact that Chyna acts stupid on Leno and other shows undermine your attraction to her, or is it just me..?
-jabber - Tre', if YOU don't want to go there - than don't...
Tre' - Damn, I love Chyna...what a hottie.
-jabber - boomer, your silly tantrums are hilarious dude!
Socrates - brb
M.C. - boomer's watching a football game
-jabber - Uh-oh, Soc has no one to PM now that boomer's gone...
Tre' - Jabbe - I'm just a brotha tryin' hard to get a date, man. And now Chyna's dancing...oh my
-jabber - Understood, Tre' - me, I'm just a white brotha who hangs around a skinny girl WAY too much...
LPDorman - I like a big strong woman with a silly personility
Murk135 - LPD Example?
Clepsydra - Tre', you have a new Private message from -jabber
Hiram D. Damn Walker - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:49pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Hiram D. Damn Walker, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* Tre' is trying to mobilize all the strong women in the USA...
-jabber - Speaking of silly personalities, hey Hiram. 
M.C. - Hello Hiram
* Tre' Tre': Andro Pimp
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Hey fellas. Good to be back after 10 days in STL/Indy.
Tre' - Hiram, the famous porn star??
Hiram D. Damn Walker - L O L
Tre' - I love that little slut, Stephanie, too. I'd love to get her onto a coupla cycles of this'n'that...
Tre': Andro Pimp - Nickname change, Tre' is now known as Tre': Andro Pimp
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Tre' - Did you get all that stuff I faxed ya. I sent you an email telling you that most of it did not send becuase of poor line condition, but that email was returned. Your inbox musta been full.
M.C. - So long everyone
* -jabber wonders if Tre' is pondering a handcrafted response to his PM...
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Woo HOOO! Interception by Pats!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, M.C., come back soon.
M.C. - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:52pm)
Murk135 - same here..
Tre': Andro Pimp - Hiram - read the archives, bro - I already thanked you for arming me to go forth and kick ass! Thanks, though - damn Sci-Shit...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Murk135, come back soon.
Murk135 - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:52pm)
Socrates - Pats is a nancy boy!
-jabber - Later, M.C. and Murk...
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Tre' - Did you get the drawing/cartoon of the SciFit chef? That was hilarious!
Socrates - i can see things clearer now Murk has gone
Hiram D. Damn Walker - I will give you some more stuff the day of the FVF, OK?
LPDorman - if anyone wants to speak to me, pm me so I can catch it in a few minutes.......working out......I have a wrestling match next month
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
-jabber - Hiram, did FVF move to OK (Oklahoma)? We were there this past weekend...
Clepsydra - LPDorman, you have a new Private message from -jabber
gaily - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:54pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, gaily, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Gaily
gaily - Colour changed
-jabber - Hey gaily - NOW THE FUN CHAT BEGINS!
Hiram D. Damn Walker - l o l @ jabs!
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Hiram D. Damn Walker - hey gaily, whassup?
gaily - ....hi, jabber!!!
gaily - hey, Hiram.....not much!!!
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
boomer - hello gaily
Socrates - hi gaily
gaily - hi, there, boomer!!!
gaily - hi, Soc!!!
Tre': Andro Pimp - Hiram - ya, loved that one! Gimme a moment, Jabs - didn't know I had a PM. Hiram - yes, that would be fine. Needless to say, Sci-Shit is not invited to our party. Hey Gail-ee...my back is sore, and J H Franklin is speaking down here next week.
Clepsydra - Hiram D. Damn Walker, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Tre': Andro Pimp - Chyna just told Eddie she's gonna be on the cover of Playboy...
gaily - hey, Tre!!!
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
* gaily ran into J H Franklin in an elevater once.....
gaily - oops...elevator....
* gaily should never try typing after lifting.......
gaily - 
-jabber - Tre', Chyna and Eddie got it ALL backwards, it's supposed to be white guy, Hispanic chica, NOT the other way around. 
BA - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 9:58pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, BA, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Tre': Andro Pimp
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Socrates
-jabber - Hey BA - you are making me work, buddy!
BA - Hey!
gaily - hey....it's the suave little devil!!!
Socrates - Hi Big Apple
boomer - hey ba
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Hey BA
BA - Jabber- Well, what else have you to do??
Seriously, thanks for the posts
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the First Watch 10:00pm
BA - So, what's up, people?
Tre': Andro Pimp - Gaily - way cool! Never heard him speak myself, but may have to check him out sometime. Damn, they've got Goldberg chained to the front of a bus!! Dude, he's gonna kick some major ass when he gets loose...someone's gonna get it Fall Brawl. Oh no, he broke loose!!! Ok, show over for tonite...
Clepsydra - Tre': Andro Pimp, you have a new Private message from -jabber
gaily - ....not much, BA......just having some dinner......
BA - Whatcha eatin', Gaily?
-jabber - Gaily, I once ran into a Bible placed by The Gideons. 
Socrates - I've got nothing to say
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - boy, did Sheila miss *you* last weekend, bro. You should've seen the guy she got stuck with on Sunday...she was like, "Where is my BA when I need him??"
* gaily is having mac and cheese......
BA - Yes, I'm sure she said just that, Tre
-jabber - BA the "trio" of Tre', myself, and Tofu was two funny for words! With the 4th guy, Twixpix, too...
* Tre': Andro Pimp prefers the 'Bible: Part II" placed by the Marriotts...
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - hey, you're the head judge. You can make her sit right next to you at the FVF if you want!
BA - Jabber, wish I could've been there. Btw, Twixpix has a nice site there
* Socrates prefers the Photoshop 5.5 Bible placed by the Geeks..
-jabber - Dude, I've been economizing - dealing with Ramada Limiteds, Days Inn, and carp like that - we just made our Galveston arrangements - GREAT deal, btw...
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from LPDorman
BA - Tre-speaking of which. I need to e-mail u bout that. Need some info.
-jabber - ROFLWAFBB @ Socrates!
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - what Jabber really means is that it was the U.S. vs Canada and the Canucks had less than a prayer. It was like sending the Oakland Raiders in to play a team formed from members of your church choir (only more stupid!).
-jabber - ROFLWAFBB @ TRe' (because it's vaguely complimentary toward the -jabber)
* Tre': Andro Pimp knows a nice patch of sand in Galveston...
BA -
@Tre
-jabber - I'm sure it's still moist, Tre' - OUCH!
Clepsydra - LPDorman, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Tre': Andro Pimp - Jabs - gotcha beat + stayed in the Corsa del Mar the other night...a little off-the-strip joint for less than 50 bucks - the place next door was 180! The Marriott quip was a reference to the Marriotts being Mormon, thus Bible: Part II...and you didn't laugh. Hmph.
-jabber - Tre', the place we got is slightly under $50, too.
BA - Tre- when are most folks arriving for the FVF?
Socrates - fbb included, jabber?
Hiram D. Damn Walker - I saw multiple demonstrations of High Def at 1080p (as opposed to 1080i) this weekend. Upconverted with a Faroudja scaler/processor. I can't wait to see FBB contest coverage at that resolution!
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - no, you cannot sleep with the competitors. This isn't the ANBC, bro.
Socrates - tomorrow BA
-jabber - BA, HBP and myself are arriving at midnight Friday night...
BA - Damnit! Well I ain't going then
-jabber - Hiram, what are you talking about sucker?
* gaily actually arrives in the area on Sept 27......
BA - Thanks, Soc
-jabber - No, Soc, skinny Hispanic though. 
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - Twix is shit...but that *was* a great shot of Lucie he posted today.
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - many will arrive Saturday, but the huge crowd will drive in on Sunday.
* -jabber NEVER knew Lucie had such great calves - and concludes the pic was enhanced. :-o
Hiram D. Damn Walker - The CEDIA convention in Indianapolis this weekend. That setup cost 38,000 for the projector and 26,000 for the processor, and probably 2000 for the 150" screen. But prices come down in the electronics industry! FBB's in HDTV = HELL YEAH!
-jabber - Gott rabeort
BA - Tre- I don't think his site is shit. The quality of the pics may not be great, but he has stuff that no one else has, especially the older stuff, and that! what makes it good
Clepsydra - Cheerio, -jabber, come back soon.
-jabber - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 10:09pm)
Clepsydra - Beware the frumious Bandersnatch
BA - I may need to come in on Sun morning as well
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
Tre': Andro Pimp - Yeah, maybe two different companies, cuz now that you mention it, I think "Flexible" is a link from Nercy's site...not sure, tho. No, me not knowing him actually makes my status go 'up', you! Delta has no real surprise...just wanted you to know she has biceps now.
She might be down with the program...I'll have to talk to JR, tho.
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Socrates
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
Socrates - will Delta be competing at the FVF?
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - shit pics = shit site. It's just that simple.
BA - Well, just makin a pit stop. Time to zoom away.....vroooom!! Lata'
BA - Matter of opinion, Tre
Socrates - cya BA
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Take care, BA
Socrates - BA, you forgot to tighten your wheel nuts
Socrates - shit site = shite
gaily - bye, BA!!!
Tre': Andro Pimp - Soc - Delta, Lindsay, Shanay, Lisa Maree, Kim C, Dana B, Jen C, Teri, Kim T, Carolyn, Becky, Laurel...
BA - There are way! too many sites out there that have pics with great quality, but the pics aren't original. Besides, bad pics can always be fixed
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - it's a shit site.
Tre': Andro Pimp - plus he's an idiot fucking schmoe with bad manners
BA - Tre, don't get me started on you 
Socrates - Tre, will you be running a book for people who want to bet on a winner?
Tre': Andro Pimp - Bring it on...
-jabber - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 10:17pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, -jabber, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Twas brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble.
* Tre': Andro Pimp sends out a platoon of little Femsport chicks to kick BA's ass... heh heh heh
BA - Tre, I don't give a shit what kind of person he is. I'm only interested in the site......
Tre': Andro Pimp - Soc - I'm not involved with any such activity...
* Socrates summons boomer to return
* Hiram D. Damn Walker still hasn't seen "Bring it on" or "The Cell"
-jabber - BA, Tre' has a problem delineating between the two - don't worry..
boomer - i'm here soc, just watching the game
gaily - ah....the return of jabber.......
-jabber - And I WON'T see "Bring It On" - The Cell was great though, Hiram...
BA - Half the guys who have sites are a bunch of idiot fucking schmoes withbad manners
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - I hate him, and don't think much of the site. Damn shame he's trying to bump Polyglot as 'the guy' in western Canada. Bad manners from an idiot like that hurt the legit guys out there...
RobW - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 10:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, RobW, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Socrates - BA, have you checked boomer's site?
boomer - hey rw
gaily - .....hey, RobW!!!
Socrates - hi Rob
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - yes, but at least they have decent pictures!
-jabber - Hey RobW - thanks for noticing my return, gaily- and thanks for answerin' my PM in the room, Tre' - now I've gotta look at the damn archives - 
RobW - afternoon all.
Hiram D. Damn Walker - 4 FG's. They are eventually gonna have to find the end zone
Tre': Andro Pimp - Jabber before you left, you said: "Gott rabeort" +- are you really Blu in disguise???
BA - Tre- Listen to me very carefully........other than the folks who've met him at a show....tha majority of folks don't know or care what kinda guy he is when surfing his site.
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Melissa Stark alert!
-jabber - ROFLWAFBB @ Tre'! And Carmen tried to be Nicole this past weekend - REALLY GUY!
Tre': Andro Pimp - Jabber - FUCK!!!! My bad, dude
BA - Tre- This site is full of great pics, but it's also full of shit pics too (and I may be responsible for some of them) but don't forget what the common goal is
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - exactly what I'm telling you - all we know is that, in general, he takes shitty pictures. HELLO.
Clepsydra - Tre': Andro Pimp, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Socrates - Melissa Coates is starkers?
RobW - whom are you discussing?
Hiram D. Damn Walker - L O L @ Tre'!
Socrates - Rob, we have no
what Tre and Hiram are talking about - we are just nodding politely
* gaily laughs at Soc.......and agrees with him.......
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - I only saw a few good ones when I visited a few months ago. I'll check again next month sometime. IMPORTANT POINT: The common goal is DIMINISHED when weirdo creepy assholes like him behave the way they do. We're fighting the good fight, and this trick is trying to fuck it up for everyone out there.
-jabber - Tre', who is "JR" you speak of? You know my Tre'speak is rusty - tell Delta I think she's adorable and would love to see her biceps...
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from LPDorman
-jabber - Good one, Soc!
BA - Tre'- Then criticize him as a person. what the hell does his site have to do with that???
Tre': Andro Pimp - Jabber - Delta loves to flex for guys... JR is the boyfriend. Shit, I thought that was privato!
Clepsydra - LPDorman, you have a new Private message from -jabber
* BA forgot the capitol "W"
Hiram D. Damn Walker - gaily, Soc, RobW - I was just referring to Melissa Stark - sideline reporter for MNF.
* -jabber answers the age-old question: "JABBER SHOT JR!!!"...
Socrates - don't worry about JR Tre - we have organised to take him out of the picture
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - you're missing the point, bro...(my womputer doesn't make double-u's too well today)
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from LPDorman
BA - Tre, I gotta run, but you know I owe you an ass whoopin'. To be continued.......
Clepsydra - BA, you have a new Private message from -jabber
BA - 
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - if he's taking photos for his site, but exercising extremely bad manners to achieve that end, then what he has done is detrimental to all involved.
-jabber - BA, got that PM to ya - shorter tahn I wanted.
-jabber - BA, if ya hang around 2 minutes, I'll finish it.
-jabber - tahn=than
Socrates - Rob, what's news? did you get your $33 fare to Sydney?
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from LPDorman
BA - To much to explain here, Tre'
Clepsydra - Tre': Andro Pimp, you have a new Private message from RobW
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Tre': Andro Pimp
Socrates - Rob, i don't know what to do at the moment - too many fit women wondering around the city looking lost
BA - damn....to=too
RobW - Soc: I did, but I was run off my feet the whole day.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, BA, come back soon.
BA - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 10:27pm)
Tre': Andro Pimp - BA - take care...and I'll be sure Sheila puts the big hurt on you next time!
RobW - I'll be back down post-Olympics (5th-7th)
Socrates - off your feet - sounds like you had a good time
Socrates - early October i will be o/s
RobW - Soc: give them directions. (:
Clepsydra - LPDorman, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Julia - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 10:29pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Julia, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Redheads Rule!
Julia - Colour changed
Clepsydra - RobW, you have a new Private message from Tre': Andro Pimp
RobW - Soc: I drank more
yesterday than is probably healthy (everyone wanted to meet in
shops) . (:
Julia - Hi Everyone
Socrates - hi Jules!
boomer - hey julia
Tre': Andro Pimp - hey sexy
gaily - hey, Julia.......congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia - Gaily,,,,, Anthony Clarke was ate your gym today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RobW - Hey Julia.
Julia - Whats up,,,,,,,
gaily - yeah, baybee!!! 
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the First Watch 10:30pm
Clepsydra - Tre': Andro Pimp, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Hi Jules
Julia - OMG,,, do you know who he is????? The worlds greatest Powerlifter EVER
* gaily knew that she messed up his name somehow.....
RobW - Julia: nothing... watching tha computer, smokin' some buds. (:
gaily -

Julia - Will he be there tomorrow,,,,, you can get his sweat on something for me??? maybe bring me good luck or something
gaily - ...it was so cool to watch him lift......... everyone was watching, even the trainers......
-jabber - Julia, you say Anthony Clarke ate gaily's gym??? That's not surprising!
Hiram D. Damn Walker -
@ jabber
gaily - sorry.....he was only there for today......... 
Julia - to bad,,,, still way cool though
-jabber - Hiram, you ever answer my PM buddy???
Tre': Andro Pimp - Julia - he's a big fat guy who likes hamburgers. He used to call himself "sexual chocolate" when he was on TV getting his ass kicked by little white boys.
* Socrates thinks gaily could beat the shit out of Anthony Clarke in armwrestling
Clepsydra - Tre': Andro Pimp, you have a new Private message from RobW
Julia - well,, I took some industrial strength motrin,, dolac,, washed it down with a beer, soaked in the tub,,,, I am feeling great
-jabber - ROFLWAFBB @ Socrates' Jabberism...
gaily - hmmmm....Julia's feeling no pain now........ 
Hiram D. Damn Walker -
@ Tre'
Julia - still can't believe I did a 300lbs squat,,,,,, hehehehhehehe,,
Socrates - Julia, give us an example of an AC lift
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from LPDorman
gaily - oh....was that all.... 
Julia - he was the first man to break the 800lbs bench barrier
LPDorman - congradulations, Julia...........all that power and looks, too
Socrates - Julia, I can do that much on one toe
Julia - he likes reverse benches,,, squats over 1000lbs
gaily - .....do calm down, Julia......... 
-jabber - Not only that, Julia, he has chubby fingers. 
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Tre': Andro Pimp
gaily - yeah...come to think of it...this was a reverse bench......
Julia - seeeee, he could of taught you how to do them
gaily -
@ Julia.....
gaily - .... I think I have the hang of it, though........
Clepsydra - gaily, you have a new Private message from LPDorman
gaily - most of the folks have no clue of what I'm doing, though
Clepsydra - Tre': Andro Pimp, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Tre': Andro Pimp - The Game just knocked the ever-lovin' shit out of his wife!
boomer - halftime, whats up
Clepsydra - LPDorman, you have a new Private message from gaily
Hiram D. Damn Walker - STARK!
Tre': Andro Pimp - that little slut is just straight getting her ass kicked tonite...she needs some Motrin
gaily - ......evidently, Julia does know squat, boomer....... 
Socrates - boomer, LiBa came in a proposed to you - then left crying when she got no answer
Tre': Andro Pimp - she's got HHH in a headlock!!
Julia - www.anthonyclark.com
Socrates - diddly squat in fact gaily
Tre': Andro Pimp - http://www.fatboysinlove.com
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Tre' - I have the last two weeks of WWF waiting for me on my Tivo box! Don't tell me anymore!
Tre': Andro Pimp - "Boom, stick'em ha ha ha, stick'em"...
Julia - yup, I know squat about nothin'
Tre': Andro Pimp - "There's never been a better time to be a grrl." + GREAT commercial...looks like the Femsport message is spreading!
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my future it is revealed 10:39pm
Clepsydra - Julia, you have a new Private message from -jabber
-jabber - Bo Diddly Squat, Soc? 
Socrates - "there's never been a better time to be a schmoo, than 1 October"
Clepsydra - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 10:40pm
* Tre': Andro Pimp begins checking all the collegiate gymnastics schedules...for the mid-Atlantic states
Clepsydra - gaily, you have a new Private message from LPDorman
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Soc - Yep!
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Julia
Clepsydra - LPDorman, you have a new Private message from gaily
Tre': Andro Pimp - Hiram - close your eyes...
Socrates - bye for now people
Julia - bye Soc
Tre': Andro Pimp - Foley just booked The Game vs Kurt Angle at Unforgiven...NHB
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 10:43pm)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
gaily - bye, Soc!!!
Clepsydra - Julia, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - gaily, you have a new Private message from Julia
Clepsydra - Julia, you have a new Private message from gaily
Tre': Andro Pimp - "If you scared, get a dog"
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Julia
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Julia
Clepsydra - Julia, you have a new Private message from -jabber
* Tre': Andro Pimp loved being a cornerback and sending the big boys in to do damage up front!
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Did you see me? I was just on TV! Section 435 in the TWA Dome! hee hee hee
-jabber - Julia, our PM's are crossing - I wrote that last one before reading your last two...
Tre': Andro Pimp - Hiram - I saw you briefly, but only a silhouette - the fireworks were going off in front and kept me from seeing you clearly.
Hiram D. Damn Walker -
@ Tre'!
Clepsydra - Julia, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Hiram D. Damn Walker - That game was awesome. 441 yards for my boy Kurt
-jabber - Hiram, you talkin' about sports?
Julia - ok,, I am out of here for the night
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Julia, come back soon.
Julia - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 10:50pm)
Clepsydra - ...
Tre': Andro Pimp - Hiram - Sci-Fit Canada says they're completely separate from Sci-fit USA...says that many of their products may not be identical
Hiram D. Damn Walker - jabs - yep
gaily - bye, Julia!!!
-jabber - Later, Julia - you're sick, Hiram!
Hiram D. Damn Walker - halftime went by fast!
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Tre' - I believe that about as much as their labels! 
-jabber - Agreed, Hiram, time flies when you're not watching the sh*t...
Clepsydra - Had we but world enough and time 10:52pm
Clepsydra - gaily, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Tre': Andro Pimp - Hiram - he tried to argue that several other companies are selling the same stuff...that so much of it comes from a single source (which is true) and is just labeled separately for each company. It was like a screen: "Well, we may be selling crap, but so are the others"
Hiram D. Damn Walker - /me hopes to have his free 2.5" LCD TV in his possision by the time FVF rolls around. He'll be able to show jabs the beauty of football live at the Holiday Inn College Park! hee hee
Clepsydra - Tempus fugit 10:54pm
* -jabber sticks that 2.5" LCD of Hiram's where the sun doesn't shine...
* Tre': Andro Pimp wonders if Jabs remembered to shine that sum'a'bitch up and turn it sideways...
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Tre' - That sounds about right. But I've never seen anything test out as poorly as that. Even the companies that may be buying from the same source are still putting more "product" in the product. Usually 30-40% where the andros/nor are concerned.
* -jabber writes down all the wise words Tre' is imparting on us this evening...
Hiram D. Damn Walker - There are only a handful making a legitimate product.
Hiram D. Damn Walker -
@ both Tre' & Jabs!
Tre': Andro Pimp - Hiram - I'm still scared to touch that stuff...still looking at the bottles in my little vault. I'm afraid of what it might do to my already horrible skin.
-jabber - Hiram, have you tested the latest versions of Astroglide, K-Y Jelly, Probe, and Wet? And what have been your scientific results?
Tre': Andro Pimp - Hiram - he insists that they get the product already packaged and labeled. Even invited me to check out the manufacturer's plant...maybe he said it's in Ohio or Kansas or someplace else.
Hiram D. Damn Walker - It effects everyone differently. Julia said she takes the Paradeca by VPX - probably the best prohormone stack on the market, or one of the best, and she has had no side effects at all.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the First Watch 11:00pm
Hiram D. Damn Walker - It should be highly androgenic (and IS for most people)
Tre': Andro Pimp - Hiram - what's a 4-week cycle of that going to run me?
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Unless you have a $100,000 mass spectrometer, it wouldn't do much good to tour a factory. Might be interesting though.
* Tre': Andro Pimp is thinking of taking "steroids for grrls"...big wimp!
* Tre': Andro Pimp places a quick call to MassSpectrometers 'R Us to place an order...
Hiram D. Damn Walker - A six week cycle is about $120 from a reputable retailer or wholesaler.
Tre': Andro Pimp - Dude, that's a lot to drop for a little product just to get me back to where I was...
Hiram D. Damn Walker - If you try one, I would suggest Mirabol by Syntrax, or perhaps 19-Nor 3-Andro by AST Sports Science
* Tre': Andro Pimp is currently searching for a sponsor willing to finance a little guy's search for diesel chicks...
Tre': Andro Pimp - Syntrax should cut us a deal...
Hiram D. Damn Walker - They are much more reasonable in price. VPX is expensive because of the liposomal delivery system. It is also higher because it adds CryptoGold Trib and Methoxy Isoflavone.
* gaily returns to the room....... and rejoins 'drug chat' already in progress...........
* -jabber falls asleep from this stimulating conversation...
-jabber - gott rabeort
Tre': Andro Pimp - I don't need that shit - just some cheap not-quite-roid will do
Clepsydra - Cheerio, -jabber, come back soon.
-jabber - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 11:05pm)
Clepsydra - Beware the frumious Bandersnatch
Tre': Andro Pimp - l o l @ Blu!
* Hiram D. Damn Walker recommends jabber turn on MNF for stimulation
Tre': Andro Pimp - MNF = "My Nuckin' Futs"???
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Ate at a Mortons Steakhouse this weekend. Damn Good.
Tre': Andro Pimp - Perfect example of why Testaverde will never be a decent NFL QB + burned a timeout in the 3rd quarter...and for what. STUPID waste of a timeout.
* Tre': Andro Pimp loves good steak, but yours was probably salty. hehe
Hiram D. Damn Walker - This is a great game, but certainly the opposite of last week!
Hiram D. Damn Walker - 
brooksie - entered the room. --- (Mon Sep 11 11:11pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, brooksie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
gaily - hey, brooksie!!!
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Hearts just broke around the world. Al said Melissa Stark is getting married.
brooksie - hi gaily!
brooksie - I'm having trouble getting into Sheila Burgess's website. Anyone else experiencing this?
-jabber - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 11:15pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, -jabber, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Twas brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble.
-jabber - Haven't noticed, brooksie...
brooksie - www.sheilaburgess.com Is that correct?
Tre': Andro Pimp - Brooksie - hate to cut it to you, but none of us here is responsible for checking all the websites on the internet each day.
Tre': Andro Pimp - Brooksie - but send a letter to Raff9000 - I'm sure he can answer that question for you in just a few minutes time.
brooksie - i realize that. just asking
-jabber - True, and none of us are responsible for Tre's weird mood swings, either. 
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Great defensive play
brooksie - thanks. anyone know of any other women in Vancouver who wrestle?
-jabber - Brooksie, Desiree' Ellis does sessions, too, but I'm not sure about wrestling. She also does killer photo shoots. 
Tre': Andro Pimp - Brooksie - there are at least 400-500 women wrestling in Vancouver, but you can't date all of them, mate!
brooksie - How about just one?
-jabber - http://www.desireeellis.com/
brooksie - Derisree Ellis. Don't know of her.
-jabber - Your loss, brooksie, she looked great in the audience at the Canadian Nationals... You from Vancouver???
brooksie - Victoria
Tre': Andro Pimp - Brooksie - the guy to hang with in Vancouver is "Willy" from this site. That guy has women all over him...you'll definitely want to be in his company if you're looking for quality leftovers. I'm not joking - this guy pulls women like you wouldn't believe...
-jabber - Well HECK (no not the chatter
), I'm clear across the continent in Dallas here...
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Testaverde = 7 for 25.
Clepsydra - gaily, you have a new Private message from -jabber
-jabber - Testosterone = 24/7
Tre': Andro Pimp - that was a really easy catch...and an easy call for the refs
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from LPDorman
Hiram D. Damn Walker - hee hee
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Tre': Andro Pimp
Clepsydra - LPDorman, you have a new Private message from -jabber
Clepsydra - Tre': Andro Pimp, you have a new Private message from -jabber
-jabber - Crap, I missed WWF - was it any good, Tre'???
brooksie - oops, got company. Later, all.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, brooksie, come back soon.
brooksie - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 11:29pm)
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from gaily
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from LPDorman
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the First Watch 11:30pm
Tre': Andro Pimp - Jabs - you didn't miss much - I was working online and caught spare moments involving the Rock, Chyna, and then HHH.
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Why the hell is Bledsoe so bad at scrambling?
LPDorman - stiff knees, it looks like
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Tre': Andro Pimp
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Must be. He looks as bad as Marino did over the last few years.
Tre': Andro Pimp - For the same reason white guys can't dance... And WHY use a time out with 11 minutes left in the 4th???
Clepsydra - Time waits for no one and it won't wait for me. 11:31pm
* gaily has to go....but will be back
-jabber - No, gaily, you're the ONLY interesting person to talk to here!
* gaily will stay logged on, in the hopes that jabber responds to her PM.....
Clepsydra - Hiram D. Damn Walker, you have a new Private message from Tre': Andro Pimp
LPDorman - r u tryin' to say us white guys with bad knees can't dance?
LPDorman - thanks, jabber...........you r off my christman list
LPDorman - Christman
Tre': Andro Pimp - The Christ Man list...pretty interesting.
LPDorman - Christmas
LPDorman - the left hand went on strike
Clepsydra - gaily, you have a new Private message from -jabber
-jabber - Colour changed
Willy - logged on. --- (Mon Sep 11 11:36pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Willy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
-jabber - PM to LPDorman? Too much masturbating (the left hand going on strike)? Ha!
Willy - Hey everyone!
-jabber - Speaking of too much masturbating, hey Willy - biggest ha!
Willy - missed ya too Jabs 
Hiram D. Damn Walker - TD NE!
Tre': Andro Pimp - Brooksie - now's your chance to meet Willy, the chick magnet extraordinaire...and you're off entertaining company!
Willy - 
Clepsydra - Tre': Andro Pimp, you have a new Private message from Hiram D. Damn Walker
Willy - Tre' you gonna be in Reno this weekend?
LPDorman - jabber is asking for a figure four head scissors the first time I see him
Clepsydra - It's later than you think 11:39pm
Willy - Tre' I'm wondering if the poles on my chick magnet have been reversed or something 
-jabber - LPD, just get a female to do your dirty work and you're all right in my book...
-jabber - ROFLWAFBB @ Willy!
LPDorman - r u repelling chicks now?
-jabber - Willy, why would Tre' be in Reno? Is there some middle school cheerleading competition out there or sumptin'? 
Willy - Well, I'm going down for the Air Races. With Tre' you never know, 
Hiram D. Damn Walker - ROFLWARHFBB @ jabs!
* Willy wouldn't go so far as to say he's been repelling them, but the rate of catch is low as of late :-)
Tre': Andro Pimp - Willy - no, I'm local this weekend...covering real sports.
* -jabber thinks Tre' has a crush on Bryant Gumbel...
Willy - I'll find out what kind of female muscle is lurking around in Reno, and let ya know
* -jabber can't believe he said a "mainstream sports" joke...
Tre': Andro Pimp - Willy - you're mah-ney with the females, bro...I'm *very* excited to hook up with your Lisa at some point...
Hiram D. Damn Walker - jabs - I thought that show went off the air like 5 years ago?
LPDorman - my catch has been high.........all I go out with is tall chicks.......I feel like I am standing in a hole
Willy - Tre'- What are ya convering?
Willy - I do need to send an email to that girl
Tre': Andro Pimp - Jabs - had what I'll simply call a golden moment yesterday when all these little high school chicks came into the gym, hit the weights, and then starting comparing lifts. That was just plain awesome...
Tre': Andro Pimp - Willy - I enjoy field hockey and soccer, too. Yes, email her...NOW.
Willy - patients, Tre' you can't rush perfection 
-jabber - patients or patience??? 
Tre': Andro Pimp - Willy - "He who hesitates is just a fool." (says one who knows from *lots* of experience)
Willy - Thanks, I usually need a spell checker
Willy - That's another one I follow Tre'
* Hiram D. Damn Walker waits for Tre's computer-generated response to his PM....
Tre': Andro Pimp - Willy - but 'perfect timing' is also a virtue...you're right not to rush, but neither should you sleep. Just sprinkle a little water on the seeds you already planted...
-jabber - ROFLWAFBB @ Hiram!!!
Tre': Andro Pimp - Whoops - sorry Hiram - I was concentrating too much on getting face-masked. Damn, that Chrebet is one bad-ass white boy.
Willy - oh dear...
-jabber - Hiram, speaking of PM's you never responded to mine, fool!
Clepsydra - Hiram D. Damn Walker, you have a new Private message from Tre': Andro Pimp
Tre': Andro Pimp - guys, wall...crash...zzzz... once you don't hear from me anymore, you know I'm gone. Gotta get up EARLY in the morning - long story - so...
Willy - night Tre'
Willy - Gentlemen, I'm gonna head out also, lots of stuff to get done before heading out of town. Ciao
Hiram D. Damn Walker - Take care, Tre'
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Willy, come back soon.
Willy - logged off. --- (Mon Sep 11 11:51pm)
Tre': Andro Pimp - Willy - that doesn't mean I'm gone yet...just that I'll leave without saying g'nite, cuz I'll be passed out and lying on the floor...
-jabber - Later, to the folks who are leaving...
-jabber - Tre', ever notice Tofu doesn't know how to log off???
Hiram D. Damn Walker - I bet that stadium is only half as loud as the dome last week.
LPDorman - true that on the noise
* gaily returns......
LPDorman - welcome back, gaily
Tre': Andro Pimp - Jab - no, I can't take on any more 'cases', if you know what I mean. I try not to come when he's around.
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from gaily
-jabber - Tre', you've got challenge yourself, to expand, triumph, and other unreliable British sports cars. 
Clepsydra - -jabber, you have a new Private message from Hiram D. Damn Walker
Tre': Andro Pimp - Good one, but I'm not as tolerant as the British...not anymore anyway.
Hiram D. Damn Walker - D. Damn! - That's like 4 injured patriots tonight.
Clepsydra - Hiram D. Damn Walker, you have a new Private message from -jabber