It's a new day!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the First Watch 12:00am
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Socrates
TomNine - PJ, yes I did see your new site, very nice.
boomer - i thought blaster squealed like a pig
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
Clepsydra - TomNine, you have a new Private message from PJ
TomNine - PJ, ya gonna make it to the Jan Tana? I ordered my tix and reserved the hotel room already.
PJ - thanks Tom.......kind of eclectic 
* Socrates turns on his eclectic blanket
PJ - no Jan tana for me Tom........next show is the Bev Francis in June in NY then the Natls then the WSE
Socrates - This cracks me up the way people name shows after themselves
Clepsydra - PJ, you have a new Private message from TomNine
boomer - yeah soc, wse is very vain
Socrates - when is the WSE exactly
TomNine - 30 ep for the WSE last I heard.
TomNine - ep = September
boomer - soc, i dont know if you heard, but i saw a commercial for the olympics, they are being held in australia this year
Socrates - is that the new abbreviation there tom?
Clepsydra - TomNine, you have a new Private message from PJ
Socrates - boomer, i am campaigning to have the WSE included in the olympics
boomer - i'm sure they will listen to you
Socrates - the olympics is a big imposition - they want me to share my accomodation with the Czech female gymnastic and track teams
Clepsydra - PJ, you have a new Private message from TomNine
gaily - aw.....poor Soc....whatever will he do????
boomer - hold out for the swedish team
Clepsydra - PJ, you have a new Private message from TomNine
Clepsydra - TomNine, you have a new Private message from PJ
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Socrates
PJ - anybody else get the new WPW
TomNine - I have the new WPW!
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
Clepsydra - PJ, you have a new Private message from TomNine
Socrates - new board boomer
boomer - no thanks soc, i'm happy with the one i have now
PJ - I thought the new WPW was very bland........nothing new.........I like it when they feature new Fbb's making it on to the scene........mostly just contest coverage though
Socrates - you have a board boomer? I thought WildDude got there first
boomer - he paved the way, i took it to the next level
boomer - i have a webpage too soc, not that you ever check it out
Socrates - contest coverage is just filler to me - i agree with pj about the new chicks plus i like the muscle girlz page and such
TomNine - I thought this was an okay WPW, I don't expect to be bowled over by them. Lots of new faces to me.
Socrates - ok boomer, maybe i can be the one to start off your counter
boomer - i think murch is losing his touch
Socrates - who is murch?
boomer - and muscle faxx is going downhill too
Socrates - and what is he touching?
boomer - murch does the muscle girlz page
PJ - did you see the Ironmaiden coveerage withh the top 4 heavyweights weigning 177,175,172, and 171lbs!!!!!!
Socrates - boomer, why don't you send stuff to Muscle Faxx?
boomer - murch used to touch my soul with his candid bicep shots
PJ - Tre should take over the musclegirls feature!
TomNine - PJ, aren't those girls big enough for you? 
Socrates - boomer, all you need to do is steal a bunch of his business cards, get a camera and you're in
boomer - i have one of tres cards, but i keep asking the gals to flex so they know i'm an imposter
Clepsydra - boomer, you have a new Private message from Socrates
PJ - I think its cool that they are that big Tomnine.........did you notice Annete Hayes ...I think she was 4th
TomNine - Boomer can't pass himself off as Tre. He doesn't look Mormon.
Clepsydra - Socrates, you have a new Private message from boomer
Socrates - that would have been a free session then boomer
TomNine - I'm looking at Annette's pic now. Smoothe but very thick, nice shape.
Socrates - bye for now comrades
gaily - bye, Soc!!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Socrates, come back soon.
Socrates - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 12:23am)
Clepsydra - A lovely little thinker
PJ - Imet her and snapped a few pics last year of her in the crowd at the USAs.....she was 185lbs back then.......told me she used 85lb dumbells for presses .......she used to be a dancer.....she alos did work for builtmmore
TomNine - I'm gonna wander too, may drop back by before bed.
TomNine - Chat with you later, Gaily, PJ, Boomer.
gaily - bye, Tom!!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 12:27am)
Clepsydra - Off to push the prices up some more
PJ - me too
boomer - i'm out too, nite all
PJ - me too
Clepsydra - Cheerio, PJ, come back soon.
PJ - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 12:29am)
Clepsydra - Cheerio, boomer, come back soon.
boomer - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 12:29am)
Clepsydra - Bye, Flatbushian
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Graveyard Watch 12:30am
gaily - gee.....everyone's gone.........(sigh)
* gaily feels a bit lonely in the room........
MadScientist - Just stopped in to wish you good night.
MadScientist - Aren't you going to say good night?
gaily - oops......sorry........good night, MS........
gaily - and thanks for stopping back.........
MadScientist - Bonne nuit. Ooooooo la weeeeeeeeee, I sure gotta peeeeeeeeeeeee!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 12:46am)
Clepsydra - Bye, Scientist
gaily - oh, yeah......he's mad, alright..........
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Graveyard Watch 01:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Graveyard Watch 02:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:00am
Gomez - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 03:00am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Gomez, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Welcome again, Gomez
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Gomez, come back soon.
Gomez - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 03:01am)
Clepsydra - Bye, Big G
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Graveyard Watch 03:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Graveyard Watch 04:00am
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Morning Watch 04:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Morning Watch 05:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Morning Watch 05:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Morning Watch 06:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Morning Watch 06:30am
Da King - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 06:38am)
Clepsydra - Hello, Da King, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Your KingShip
Clepsydra - Yo ho ho, it's Grog
* Da King thinks he left the family jewels at home...............
* Da King thinks he'll go and have his crown polished! 
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Da King, come back soon.
Da King - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 06:39am)
Clepsydra - Bye, King
Clepsydra - Grog off
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Morning Watch 07:00am
gaily - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 07:25am)
Clepsydra - Hello, gaily, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Gaily
gaily - Colour changed
* gaily laughs at Grog.........then leaves.......
Clepsydra - Cheerio, gaily, come back soon.
gaily - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 07:26am)
Clepsydra - Bye, Gaily
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Morning Watch 07:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Morning Watch 08:00am
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Forenoon Watch 08:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Forenoon Watch 09:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Forenoon Watch 10:30am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:00am
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Forenoon Watch 11:30am
John - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 11:31am)
Clepsydra - Hello, John, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
John - Colour changed
* John shall wait for others to log on!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, John, come back soon.
John - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 11:46am)
rainerk - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 11:58am)
Clepsydra - Hello, rainerk, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Woo hoo, it's the tRainMan
rainerk - Colour changed
* rainerk shall wait for others to log on!
It's a new day!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Forenoon Watch 12:00pm
rainerk - bulb
Clepsydra - Q: How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb, doncher fink? A: All of them. (Notes : An anarchic society 'as no one in charge; each must do fer theirself.) Perhaps it would 'elp to say, "All of them. Or, none of them. Or several." (BTW, I prefer "theirself" to any uvver construction.)
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rainerk - bulb
Clepsydra - Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb, eh darlin? A: Five. One to 'andle the bulb, and four to contemplate 'ow David Sanborn would've done it.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, rainerk, come back soon.
rainerk - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 12:14pm)
Clepsydra - Choo choo, RainerK
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Afternoon Watch 12:30pm
rainerk - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 12:50pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, rainerk, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Woo hoo, it's the tRainMan
rainerk - /colour005588
rainerk - Colour changed
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:00pm
rainerk - Clepsydra
Clepsydra - "Life is like a buffet; it's not bit of all right but there's plenty of it."
rainerk - It's really a pity, that nobody wants to chat with me 
rainerk - Bye Clepsydra
Clepsydra - f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 1:11pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
TomNine - Rainer, yo.
TomNine - I'm expecting the cable guy so I may leave abruptly.
TomNine - I was hoping to meet a non-member in the Tea Parlour but he never showed...
Clepsydra - TomNine, you have a new Private message from TomNine
rainerk - Were you lurking?
rainerk - btw. I must really go now. See you later.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, rainerk, come back soon.
rainerk - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 1:16pm)
Clepsydra - Choo choo, RainerK
Forrest Curran - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 1:19pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Forrest Curran, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Forrest Curran, come back soon.
Forrest Curran - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 1:20pm)
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Afternoon Watch 1:30pm
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:00pm
Bull - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 2:13pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Bull, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Bull, come back soon.
Bull - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 2:13pm)
Osprey - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 2:27pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Osprey, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Osprey - Hello Clepsydra
Clepsydra - A musician of more ambition than talent composed an elegy at the death of composer Edward MacDowell. She played the elegy fer the pianist Josef Hoffman, then asks 'is opinion. "Well, it's quite nice," 'e replied, but don't yer fink it would be better if ..." "If what?" asks the composer. "If ... if yer 'ad died and MacDowell 'ad written the elegy?"
Osprey - WHo is Edward MacDowell?
Osprey - CLepsydra rules
wrestle-boy - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 2:29pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, wrestle-boy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the Afternoon Watch 2:30pm
Osprey - Hey wrestle boy
Osprey - Are you still here wrestle boy?
wrestle-boy - hey cleps
Osprey - I doubt Clepsydra will respond
Clepsydra - Even if yer do learn to speak correct English, whom are yer going to speak it to, aint it? -- Clarence Darrow
Osprey - Why are you in here wrestle-boy?
wrestle-boy - any female wrestlers in here?
Osprey - Not very often? Have you wrestled any women?
AL - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 2:41pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, AL, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
AL - hi ! happy friday
Osprey - Hi Al
Osprey - Where is everybody?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:00pm
Osprey - Al - How did you come up with 43402 in your e-mail address? It used to be my old zip code.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the Afternoon Watch 3:30pm
Osprey - How are you today Clepsydra?
Clepsydra - If yer make people fink they're thinking, they'll love yer; but if yer really make them fink they'll 'ate yer.
Osprey - Why would they 'ate yer Clepsydra?
Clepsydra - When love is gawn, there's always justice. And when justice is gawn, there's always force. And when force is gawn, there's always Mom. Wotcha, Mom! -- Laurie Anderson
Osprey - I love Laurie Anderson Clepsydra. What is your favorite song of hers>
Clepsydra - The a fair bit ink wiv which all 'istory is written is merely fluid prejudice. -- Mark Twain
Osprey - Where do you get all of your great quotes Clepsydra?
Clepsydra - The average income of the bleedin' modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Afternoon Watch 4:00pm
Malky - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 4:05pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Malky, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Banquo and Donalbain! Malcolm! awake
Malky - hi clepsy
Malky - go on geeza joke
Malky - too quiet 4 me - be back later
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Malky, come back soon.
Malky - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 4:08pm)
Clepsydra - Nothing in his life
Became him like the leaving it
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 4:30pm
Naturalfan - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 4:49pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Naturalfan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Malky - I'm back
Naturalfan - WAZZZZUUPPPPP!!!
Malky - not a lot
TomNine - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 4:52pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
TomNine - Guys, hey.
Malky - hey T9
Naturalfan - Hi TN!
Naturalfan - Nothin happnin there, Malk?
TomNine - Lots going on, eh!
Naturalfan - TGIF....brothers! 
Josef - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 4:56pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Josef, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Naturalfan - There he is...hey, Jo!
Josef - hey Guys
TomNine - Josef, hey.
Josef - NF always a plesure......
Josef - Hey Tom9
Naturalfan - So, Tom...any wrasslin planned for yu this weekend?
TomNine - I wish!
Josef - yes tom9, saw pretty nice pics of you and Jazzmon, what a lucky man you are..
TomNine - Should be a femuscle-free weekend for me. 
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 5:00pm
Naturalfan - How rough does Jazzmon get with ya, TN?
TomNine - Josef, I like to think that Jazzmon is a a lucky girl! 
Josef - hahahahaha, your so right
TomNine - Jazzmon is very aggressive and stronger than she looks. When wrestling she kinda loses herself, can get very rough. Good thing I can take it!
Naturalfan - That gal enjoys a good fistfight I hear...HA!
Josef - yes and that foodslave stuff....
Troy - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 5:03pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Troy, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Troy from down under
Naturalfan - foodslave???
Naturalfan - foodslave???
Naturalfan - W'sup, Troy...
Troy - Hello, Josef,Moosker,and Tom,Maly..
TomNine - I didn't let Jazzmon punch me, no doubt she can really give a beating.
TomNine - Troy!
Josef - yes those pics from whats new today with Diana..
Troy - Josef, I just put a message to you on Christines message board mate..
TomNine - Have we lost Malky?
Josef - aha, thanks troy (i will reed that right away)
Troy - Naturalfan, Not much, could not sleep so I came in here antil my wife wakes up..
Naturalfan - Can relate, Troy...what time is it there?
Clepsydra - Time for tea 5:07pm
Troy - Did any of you see the new site and pic's of Amanda Doherty?
Troy - 7:13am
TomNine - Amanda has a site? i saw her gallery here and the message board, pretty girl.
Naturalfan - Cool, nope...Amanda Doherty...which site?
Troy - Tom, she put a link to her site on the gallery and meaasge board, I got her here, I asked C-P to do her sitew and the told her to come here for the board and she will chat soon, she is Australia's only IFBB fitness pro..
Naturalfan - Ahhh...'fit pro'...will have to check it out then...
Troy - She is the wife of the man that owns the gym we train at, both really nice people, and there are not many of them in this sport..
Naturalfan - You mean nice people(in the sport)?
Troy - Naturalfan, and she got her pro card through the drug tested IFBB Worlds to mate..
TomNine - I'm in the site now, CP really outdid himself on this one.
Josef - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 5:15pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Josef, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Troy - Naturalfan, there is a saying in pro BB, I have never liked but it is true, there are no friend just drug contacts..
Naturalfan - Right on, Troy...they are beginning to crack down with the hope of Olympic recognition coming soon...
Josef - Troy you are so right, but you must have the looks and the skill to seduce soch a fine lady...
Troy - But over here in the little land of Oz we are not like that, MOSTLY!
rainerk - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 5:16pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, rainerk, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Woo hoo, it's the tRainMan
rainerk - Colour changed
rainerk - Hello folks
Josef - hey rain
Troy - Hello, Rman.
rainerk - Troy. Is this a new smiley?
TomNine - Rainer, hey.
Naturalfan -
@Troy...heard that, mate!
Naturalfan - Hiya, rainerk!
TomNine - They are trying to make fitness an Olympic event?
Troy - Naturalfan, BB will never be in the Olympics, no easy to see judging, so there would be to much bullshit, and they wont radom drug test yet and they need to for 2 year even to get a real case together.
rainerk - T9. Have you met your friend in the Tea Parlour?
Troy - Tom, Jo and Ben have for year, but they have had no luck but wast a lot of money on it.
TomNine - Rainer, yes, we chatted for a few hours. He is very hot for Annie K, but who wouldn't be?
Naturalfan - Maybe not right away, but never say never, Troy...it WILL happen I believe...very important move.
rainerk - K who?
Josef - Troy nice answer.....
TomNine - Annie Klepacki.
Troy - The latest was they tryed to get it in by way of male bb and fitness with out the fbb, but they still got nocked back, and the pro's are not able to compete the Olympic because the pro's are only ran in the USA and they need to be in 9 countrys..
Naturalfan - Right, WHEN it happens, it will be amateurs only...highly drug tested as well.
Josef - why make it olympic, there will be more discusion about fbb
Troy - Naturalfan, BB is not a first pat the line sport, there would be to much upset from each country, it will never happen with the IFBB because the best would still be in the pro rank and that would make the Olypics a joke with not having the best there, and most of the people and more men would not compete for them with the drug testing, they ask them not to take Diurets and out of 34 guys at the Iron man 14 failed..
Clepsydra - Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to cross the road. A: Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it aint going to 'atch. A: None. They're all far too busy crossing the road.
Heck - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 5:26pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Heck, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Naturalfan - Jo, the Olympic games are monumental for sports..a HUGE move in general...no problem with amateurs, Troy...it will work fine.
Josef - What the.............
Heck - Hi. everyone.
Troy - hELLO,hECK
TomNine - Heck, hello.
Naturalfan - Hey, Heck!
Heck - Caps lock on, Troy? Love the smiley, by the way.
rainerk - Hello Heck. Read the first 2 chapters of your story.
Heck -
, Rainerk. What do you think?
Naturalfan - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 5:28pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Naturalfan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Troy - nATURAL, you miss the point, they have tryed for 18 years and they have go no were, and with out the pro's no one would think it was a class competition and the Olympic people know that,,If they were really gunning for it they would radom drug test but they don't even drug test..
rainerk - Heck. Are you a book writer? The story is very well written imho. Almost like a book with lots of details.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 5:30pm
Josef - Troy, pic. 005/ptma026jpeg on may the 9 (one lucky guy)
Heck - Thanks, Rain. No. I'm not an author. This is my forst serious try.
Heck - forst = first
Naturalfan - Troy, they've been trying for over 50 years, view on what's considered "class" competition have are changing...give it a chance...it will happen soon.
Josef - thats the only way a fbb must look (clothes ON)
rainerk - Heck. Only in the first chapter, I had hard to read on the speech between the 2 evils.
Josef - see ya guys
Heck - Bye, Joe
Naturalfan - Ciao, Jo..
rainerk - Bye josef
TomNine - Josef, see ya.
Heck - My fault, for trying to write in dialect, Rain
rainerk - Heck. How many chapters will the whole story have?
Heck - I forget that English isn't everybody's first language.
Troy - Can some one please put a link upto the pic?
Troy - Bye Josef.
Heck - I don't know. It's just tahking me where it will. A dozen or so, I guess.
TomNine - Heck, I thought the dialect worked out well, much better than I could do.
Heck -
. T9
Heck - I'm having a bit of trouble with the 4th chapter. I'm blocked.
TomNine - Heck, when you get blocked just start having the girl beat up some guys, that will move things along.
Troy - have to go, see you later.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Troy, come back soon.
Troy - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 5:39pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, cobber
rainerk - Bye Troy
Heck - Bye, Troy
Heck - Gotcha, T9. This chapter is supposed to be a light relief, though.
Clepsydra - Q: How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb , eh? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thoughts, make dat two. Is dat okay wiv yer? A: Why change the bloomin' bulb? Aint it more romantic in the dark? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned aht. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new lightbulb, or...
Naturalfan - Ahh...Chris must be up...ciao, Troy..
rainerk - I liked reading the story, even if I like stories with supergirls more.
TomNine - I'm gonna wander, will be back later.
Heck - CU, T9
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 5:41pm)
Clepsydra - Off to push the prices up some more
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 5:41pm)
Clepsydra - Off to push the prices up some more
Naturalfan - Cya TN..
rainerk - I liked reading the story, even if I like stories with supergirls more.
Heck - I tried to make her seem possible like someone you might actually meet, while at the same time being an invincible warrior.
Clepsydra - Time for tea 5:45pm
Heck - ?me is going to make
. Back in a minute.
Heck - Cocked that up, didn't I?
Naturalfan - Cocked up...not at all...BRB...
rainerk - Bye T9
rainerk - Yeay. She is a fantastic fighter.
Heck - Back again
Heck - I don't want to keep going on about it, but writing doesn't half help the old fantasies along. 
rainerk - Why?
Heck - Because, as you're writing your imagination goes wild. Especially when you describe the muscle/strength parts.
rainerk - Goes wild means, that suddenly, when you write, she will be much stronger than originally supposed?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the Dog Watch 6:00pm
Heck - Yeah, but I try to keep a grip on reality. As I say, she's supposed to be someone you might actually meet, so she can't have infinite strength. She's going to get stronger as she grows, of course, and will always be stronger than any amn she meets.
Heck - Not that I've ever met an amn. I meant man.
* rainerk finally got in the top 20 chatters again.
Heck - Good for you, Rain
Naturalfan - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 6:05pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Naturalfan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Heck - wb, Nat
rainerk - Maybe you can bring you into the story and you are a little bit stronger than Brenhya. 
rainerk - wb NF.
Heck - Don't want to be, Rain. That would defeat the fantasy.
Naturalfan - Hey guys...so where the Heck is your story...in the new section?
rainerk - Nobody can beat NF in the top 20 chatters.
Heck - Nat. Yes. Its called @Brenhya@
C-P - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 6:07pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, C-P, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's the chocolate-coated webmaster
Heck - "Brenhya"
C-P - yo !!
Heck - Hi, C-P
rainerk - Heck. Where did you find the name of the girl? And all the other names?
Naturalfan - HA!...I think gaily's just toyin with me.. Hey C-P!
Heck - The " and the @ on my keyboard are switched, for some reason.
rainerk - bonsoir C-P. Comment ca va?
Heck - Made 'em up, Rain.
C-P - goes fine Rainer !! Just updated my site with some drudru !!
rainerk - Heck. Isn't that difficult? Do you read a lot of books?
C-P - http://www.home.ch/%7Espaw2551/galleries/misc/fibo2000/andrulla_boothposing/WoM_Andrulla_BoothPosing_27.jpg
Heck - I have a strange mind. It can make up things like that, but it can't balance my cheque book,
. Yes. I do read a lot.
C-P - http://www.home.ch/%7Espaw2551/galleries/misc/fibo2000/andrulla_boothposing/WoM_Andrulla_BoothPosing_24.jpg
Naturalfan - drudru...I luv that! (I think) 
C-P - http://www.home.ch/%7Espaw2551/galleries/misc/fibo2000/3wayfight/WoM_3WayFight0034.jpg
rainerk - C-P. Did you get the film of the cameraman?
Naturalfan - ohhh drulla...yep, dig her chili...
C-P - http://www.home.ch/%7Espaw2551/galleries/misc/fibo2000/3wayfight/WoM_3WayFight0020.jpg
C-P - rainer, what film ?
rainerk - And with that woman, I went for dinner

Heck - Lucky dog, Rain. Brilliant pics, C-P
C-P - Heck, they're vidcaps ... the video clips will follow soon
* Heck 's imagination has gone ballistic for a minute.
Heck - I'll watch for them, C-P
rainerk - C-P. There was a cameraman one time on the booth with a big professional camera.
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 6:16pm
Naturalfan -
@Heck...good one (ballistic)
C-P - oh, they were shoot the official FIBO video ... dunno if I'll ever see it though
rainerk - C-P. I won't come to Sion this weekend. I have too much work to do tomorrow.
HUGEkate - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 6:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, HUGEkate, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
HUGEkate - Colour changed
C-P - ah, sorry for you ...
HUGEkate - HUGE greetings and salutations!
Naturalfan - Hey there, HK!
C-P - hey KATE !!!
rainerk - My FIBO pics will take a little bit longer. I think, not before 2 weeks from now.
HUGEkate - Hiya, Nf! *HUGE
*
rainerk - Good evening hH.
HUGEkate - Bonsoir, C-P!
C-P - rainrer, why so long ?
Heck - Hi, HUGEKate. We haven't met. Nice to meet you.
HUGEkate - rk! *HUGE
* Good to see you!
HUGEkate - Nice to meet you, Heck! How the heck are ya? (sorry.... I couldn't help myself~~~)
Heck - Oh, yeah. Like that's a new one .... 
Heck - I'm good. How're you?
HUGEkate - Hehehe kind of figured it wouldn't be...
HUGEkate - I'm HUGE thanks! 
Naturalfan -
@HK...(wink)
rainerk - C-P. I don't trust the shops for developing the films anymore. I have a shop in Waldshut/Germany (10km) that I trust, but just have only time on the weekend to go there.
Clepsydra - Life is very short, and there's no time, 6:22pm
HUGEkate - Clepsy sure likes that old Brits band, doesn't she?
Heck - So, as we're new to each other, why not explain the handle, Kate?
HUGEkate - Well... my hUGEST asset is my attitude, Heck... no doubt about that. But HUGEness is what I'm after....
C-P - rainer , ah
so have your film developed in walnuts then 
HUGEkate - My goal is to see how big and muscly I can get (naturally) and still look sexy
HUGEkate - I've gone from 240 to 170 @ 17% BF so far
HUGEkate - ...and I've done such a good job, I'm having a hard time convincing hubby I should share
Clepsydra - Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years 6:24pm
Blaster - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 6:25pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Blaster, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hey, it's Blasterman, we can start the party now
Chris - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 6:25pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Chris, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
HUGEkate - but one of these days I will have some pics to post...
Chris - hi all !
Heck - Hey, Blaster.
Blaster - Hi,folks
HUGEkate - Blastah! *HUGE
*
Blaster - Colour changed
C-P - yo Blaster
Heck - Hey, Chris.
HUGEkate - Hiya, Chris!
Blaster - Yum! Thanks ,Kate
rainerk - Good evening Blast and Chris
C-P - yo Chris
Naturalfan - HK said "naturally"...NF's ears perk up! (HUGE wink)
Heck - Kate, you interest me strangely.
Chris - nice pic, kate....how does it work ?
HUGEkate - MMmmmmmmmmy pleasure, B-man 
Chris -
, like the smilie
HUGEkate - k i s s or s m o o c h without the spaces, Chris
Naturalfan - Hi Chris!
Chris - ???
Heck - Yeah, Chris, How do you do that?
HUGEkate - Oh! That's a new smilie!
Chris - smile
rainerk - C-P. I would say more in the land of black forests and coockoo clock 
Clepsydra - I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. 6:28pm
Blaster - I've never seen that one before(smile),Chris....
Blaster - Is that the "exorcist smile"?
Naturalfan - What the heck? (no pun intended)
Heck - smile
Chris - smile again, Blaster
HUGEkate - of course, B-man! But why isn't it green?
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the Dog Watch 6:30pm
Chris - am I still here ?
rainerk - C-P. Where was this egyptien scenery at the FIBO?
Heck - Yes you are, and you're welcome
C-P - rainer, in hall 11
Naturalfan - Chris, are you still here?
Chris - thx, heck
rainerk - smileani
Chris - what is "FIBO"?
M.C. - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 6:33pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, M.C., welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Blaster - Fibo is what you tell your parents when they ask you how school was,and you know you played hooky.
HUGEkate - Hiya, M.C.
Chris - hi M:C:
Naturalfan - Hey MC!
Blaster - Hi ,M.C.
M.C. - Colour changed
rainerk - Chris. FItness and BOdybuilding fair. I was held in Essen last weekend.
Heck - On the TV earlier this evening, there was an variety show. The had a f/m adagio act ...
Heck - On the TV earlier this evening, there was an variety show. The had a f/m adagio act ...
C-P - Chris, it's a huge expo about BB and fitness in Germany
C-P - yo MC
rainerk - Hello M.C.
Chris - Germany...how nice
M.C. - M.C. removes his helmet and flack jacket....he just came from the sessions board.
Heck - Dunno what ha[ppened there. Anyway, they were both made up to look like marble statues ...
M.C. - Hi everyone.
Chris - (Someone here from Germany?)
Naturalfan - rain mentioned that the fitness gals even flexed and posed like real physique athletes for a change...
Heck - ..the woman was built like an amazon, with very good definition, and she was doing much of the supporting ..
Heck - ...right up my street. Oh, Hi, MC.
C-P - Natural, yep. In WABBA, NABBA, they don't have gymnastics to do like in IFBB. Just regular posing
Blaster - amrfan,and sen are from germany....
rainerk - Chris. Not at the moment. sen and armfan are from Germany.
Chris - I see
HUGEkate - This is HUGELY an international chatroom, Chris
HUGEkate - From where are you chatting, Chris?
Chris -
, Huge
* Naturalfan REALLY likes that, C-P...any way to see this comp without having to cross the 'big pond'?
rainerk - Kate. Do you more to chat today?
rainerk - more time
M.C. - Is that a new emoticom ?
C-P - I didn't tape it ... but I'll have some nice footage within 2 weeks of the Swiss WABBA Nationals ... even tomorrow I'm shooting a show here
Chris - please stay a little more, Kate
Blaster - First time I saw it,MC...
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 6:39pm
HUGEkate - Yes, rk... I am trying to schedule some playtime for myself. Apparently my schedule is not destined to slow down at work, so i am forced to make time for myself
Clepsydra - It's later than you think 6:39pm
M.C. - Chris, how do you do it ?
Heck - Chris. That new smiley. Share? How'd you do it?
Chris - how do I do what , MC?
rainerk - C-P. BTW. Which show will be better. This one in Sion or the other in Morges?
M.C. - The revolving smiling face.
HUGEkate - Of course both of the teenaged HUGElings are whining about not getting ther turns...
Naturalfan - Excellent, C-P...will there be info and pics on your website?
C-P - rainer, yep. also all the IFBB shows ... there is one tomorrow in Winterthur aswell
HUGEkate - ...but I will growl and hang on to the keyboard as long as I can
Blaster - Survival of the fitest,Kate....
Chris - Kate is nice isn't she ?
C-P - Natural, sure ... and also on Diana's ... I'll havea shoot with a GREAT looking friend of mine this Sunday , so get ready for some great pics !
* Heck thinks Chris is being coy.
M.C. - You're lucky Kate - my teenagers want nothing to do with their parents.
Chris - what does "coy" mean ?
rainerk - C-P. Where do I get informations of that from Winterthur? That's pretty close.
HUGEkate - I am lucky, M.C. they are both great kids and hardly ever any trouble. Now my third one may be a different matter, but she is only 9, so not sure yet
C-P - http://www.ifbb.ch
rainerk - Kate. Hey, your daughter is able to drive by herself, isn't she?
Naturalfan - C-P-awesome...look forward to it...thanks!
M.C. - coy= shy or modest
HUGEkate - yes, she is rk
Malky - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 6:43pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Malky, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Banquo and Donalbain! Malcolm! awake
Chris - thanks MC
Heck - Hi. Malky.
C-P - yo Malky
Malky - hello all
HUGEkate - Hiya, Malky!
M.C. - Hi Malky
Blaster - Hey,Malky
Malky - hi heck - & blaster and
es to HUGH kate
Naturalfan - W'sup, Malky...
HUGEkate - *HUGE
* right back at ya, Malky
rainerk - Hello Malky
Malky - Hi C-P man of the Marylin
Chris - hi Malky
Heck - .. or it could mean keeping something to yourself in a jokey way.
Malky - hi rainerk
rainerk - Ohhh Kate. I forgot about your 3rd one. 
C-P - That's me !! haha ...
Malky - hey chris
Chris - CP ?? is that you on that page???
Malky - not a lot NF
HUGEkate - Oh, rk! that's a new one too!
C-P - Chris, what page ?
Chris - Big compliment to CP !
Blaster - Chris,show Malky your smile face please....
Chris - ok, 
Naturalfan - Still not a lot, Malky..eh?
Blaster - Thanks!
Chris - very direct answer CP: You look cute and gougious
* C-P starts to be worried about Chris' comments ... 
HUGEkate - Gougious? that sounds painful!
Naturalfan -
again...is that the
...
Malky -
How do you do that one
rainerk - C-P. There is not pretty much information on this website. Just a date and a location. No time. No how much it cost. No phone number where someone could inform itself. The web would be perfectly suited for such information.
M.C. - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 6:50pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, M.C., welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Heck - Hiya, MC
Naturalfan - wb, MC!
C-P - rainer, ifbb's site sucks !!! yeah ! predjudging is usually about 13:00 ... nightshow at 20:00 .... price is about 20.- for pre, 45.- for the night
M.C. - Colour changed
Chris - maybe CP doesn't want to meet you , Rainer
Blaster - wb MC
* HUGEkate reaches over and dusts off MC's landing area~~~
M.C. - Colour changed
rainerk - Chris. Why that?
Heck - That's better, MC
Diana the Valkyrie - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 6:52pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Diana the Valkyrie, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - There's a puff of blue smoke, and a Valkyrie appears. Cough splutter cough cough.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ahoy, shipmates!
M.C. - It's Diana's color though.
Heck - Helloooooooo, Diana!
Blaster - Ahoy,Captain Valkyrie
M.C. - i guess not
C-P - hey DI !!
HUGEkate - HUGE greetings, my queen!
Naturalfan - Hey there, Di!
C-P - DI, for which months do you need that invoice ???
M.C. - Hi Diana
rainerk - good evening Diana
Diana the Valkyrie - Each month you get a check, I want an invoice, please, because I count the sponsorships as a business expenditure
Diana the Valkyrie - Emailed is fine, and I'll print it out
Diana the Valkyrie - Tax-rats like bits of paper
M.C. - Pink just isn't me.
C-P - DI, ok !! Also , what about a copy of the DVtape I shot last weekend ??
Heck - ... helps them to build their cosy little rat-nests. However, a lighted match ...
Blaster - You could just use your canceled checks,Diana...
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes please, will the copy be on DV also?
C-P - DI, sure !! you know I'm doing things properly 
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 6:56pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's the angry or insane Seeker after Truth
MadScientist - Bonsoir tout le monde.
Blaster - Hey,MS
Diana the Valkyrie - That's good. I'm getting lots of stuff up on The Valkyrie Channel
Heck - Wotcher, MS
HUGEkate - Maddy! *HUGE
*
MadScientist - C-P, what are doing up so late?
Naturalfan - Hey, Mad!
MadScientist - Hi Kate, long time no see.
Clepsydra - Time is on my side.... 6:57pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Bonsoir, logiciel-de-fou
MadScientist - Colour changed
M.C. - Hi M.S.(it's getting crowded in here).Can I sit on your lap Kate?
C-P - salut MS ... bah, je sais pas ... en plus je suis crevé et demain je shoot un show toute la journée
MadScientist - Insane computer program? 
rainerk - Bonsoir seulment MS.
Diana the Valkyrie - MC, did you know you're in the Top Twenty in three places?
HUGEkate - Been HUGELY busy at work of late, MadS... great to see you! How goes the lifting?
HUGEkate -
of course, MC.... plenty of room. thanks for asking first!
MadScientist - N'abend RK
MadScientist - Not too good, but at least not too bad.
M.C. -
I just sent you another story a minute ago.
Clepsydra - Tick tock tick tock 6:59pm
MadScientist - My bench press is withing 5 lbs of my al time best. My squat is still way off, but showing some improvment. My deadlift is so so.
Clepsydra - Had we but world enough and time 6:59pm
Diana the Valkyrie - I already put it up 
MadScientist - Kate, did I show you my pictures?
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the Dog Watch 7:00pm
HUGEkate - Great, Maddy.... but why are the squats off? Lower back stuff?
MadScientist - http://vnews.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/004/altibautista.jpg
Heck - Now Diana's doing the spinny thing. Hopw it it done???
Blaster - There it is again.....
M.C. - I even cpelled most of the words korectly.
MadScientist - Well, back could be better, but that does not usually effect my squats.
Naturalfan - Yeah how?
MadScientist - Colour changed
Blaster - Diana and Chris must be the same person.....
HUGEkate - Well, you're well on your way, madS! keep after it
MadScientist - Heck, Blaster and NF
Heck - Yo!
HUGEkate -
Great shot, MadS.... shows off your favorite attribute and everything~~~
MadScientist - Diana, next week I submit the second of my two papers.
C-P - ok, time to go for me ... see you soon ! DI, tomorrow I'm shooting again ... and Sunday aswell ...
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 7:03pm
Naturalfan - Hey MS..what's your bench PR?
Diana the Valkyrie - Sleep well, shoot fast ...
HUGEkate - Bon nuit, C-P!
MadScientist - Bonne nuit, C-P, and good luck with the photos.
Blaster - Bye,CP
Heck - What do you want, MS?
M.C. - Bye c-p
MadScientist - 325 lbs for 1 rep.
Heck - Toodle-oo, C-P
Clepsydra - Cheerio, C-P, come back soon.
C-P - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 7:04pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, C-P
Naturalfan - Ciao C-P...will check out the pics fo sho...
HUGEkate - hhhhmm didn't think I speeled that right....
MadScientist - I was supposed to say HI heck, but I left out the hi.
Heck - Gotcha
MadScientist - Yes, Alti won the fitness competition at the Jr USA, which was in New Jersey a couple of weeks ago.
Diana the Valkyrie - mad, quite mad ...
Naturalfan - MS-nice #...at what body wt?
rainerk - Bye C-P
MadScientist - She does have some rather prominent glutes and thighs.
MadScientist - Around 175 lbs, which is my current weight.
Heck - Aren't we all, Diana?
M.C. - Some more than others
MadScientist - http://vnews.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.binaries.fitness.centerfolds/013/angelfriend01.jpg
Naturalfan - Correction...'excellent' #s then, MS.
Heck - b-b-b-b-b-b-b
Blaster - MS,I didn't know that you were a bodybuilder....
MadScientist - Angel won her height division, but finished second overall to Alti.
HUGEkate - Hehehe another excellent photo and more prominent glutes~~~~
MadScientist - Actually, I am a powerlifter. My physique is not bad, but not really as good as a bodybuilder.
HUGEkate - He is a power lifter, B-man
MadScientist - Love dem thongs.
MadScientist - Now for some brawny muscle.
MadScientist - http://vnews.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/005/barbaramatheson012.jpg
Diana the Valkyrie - We had a loser contest in the chatroom once.
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, we tried to.
Diana the Valkyrie - There was a bit of a Godel problem with it.
M.C. - Who got the brownie
MadScientist - I am good at too many things to be a TOTAL loser. Now, if only I could make it with the mujeres...
Blaster - I wasn't there,so how could the right person win....
Heck - Great pix, MS.
Diana the Valkyrie - Well, it wasn't possible to pick a winner.
HUGEkate - of course not, DtV... the ultimate paradox 
MadScientist - Unless we first make unprovable assumptions?
Diana the Valkyrie - Because if we did, then that loser wouldn't be a loser any more, and we'd have picked the wrong person
Blaster - Of course not.
M.C. - How about a loser?
HUGEkate - How could the loser be a winner?
Heck - Some people say I'm a perfect loser. But I say, "No". Nobody's perfect ...
MadScientist - ha ha ha ha
Blaster -
!
Diana the Valkyrie - Winning a losers contest would spoil your perfect record, Heck
M.C. - In a loser contest does the loser win or does the winner lose ?
Diana the Valkyrie - It's a Godelian paradox
Heck - I'm such a good loser, tho'
Blaster - Yipes! This means that Chris,Diana and ME are the same person.....(gulp)
* HUGEkate is HUGELY ignorant of things Godelian~~~
Blaster -
!
MadScientist - Godel's theorem is about being forced to make assumptions, because within a certain mathematical or otherwise symbolic frame-work some principals cannot be proven or disproven, for that matter.
Heck - What's all this about godly parrots?
Diana the Valkyrie - Godel proved Godel's theorem
* rainerk is getting tired
Blaster - He's cute....
Blaster - 
MadScientist - Well, if is theorem is correct, he had to rely on certain postulates.
Heck - Well done, Blast!
HUGEkate - Thanks, Mads *HUGE
*
MadScientist - Given ________ is true, then __________ is also true. The given is the assumption.
HUGEkate - That seems profoundly sensible, Diana.... someone had to do it... may as well be someone named after the theorem~~~
rainerk - Good night Kate (
), Diana and folks.
MadScientist - Blaster, how do you do the rotating smiley face?
Naturalfan - GREAT definition, Mad!
Blaster - Thanks,Heck! Er...a...whadidido?
Heck -
, Kate!
HUGEkate - Good night, rk! Sweet dreams!
Heck - Blaster - the spinny thing.
Heck - G'night, Rain
Blaster - L O L without spaces.
Naturalfan - Ciao, rain...
M.C. - Godel's theorem - the theorem that in a logical system of natural numbers there exists at least one formula that can be neither proved or disproved.
MadScientist - 
Clepsydra - Cheerio, rainerk, come back soon.
rainerk - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 7:15pm)
Clepsydra - Choo choo, RainerK
Heck - Upper case?
MadScientist - l o l
M.C. - M.S. types faster than I do.
Blaster - yep
Heck - 
Heck - Thanx, Blaster.
Blaster - Sharing smiles is what its all about....
Diana the Valkyrie - Next - calculate the probability that in a random group of 10 people, there of them know Godel's theorem
Diana the Valkyrie - three
MadScientist - Do natural numbers include zero?
M.C. - Diana - what is 'Go Girl' ?
Naturalfan -

HUGEkate -
except that this collection of grey matter is hardly random~~~
M.C. - There of them ????
HUGEkate - zero isn't a number is it?
Sonia - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 7:18pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Sonia, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Ironlegs, crushed any good victims today?
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Sonia
Heck - Hello, Sonia
* Naturalfan like the 'natural' numbers best. 
Sonia - hi guys, hi Diana and Huge.
Blaster - Sonia!!! 
MadScientist - zero is a whole number. Negatie numbers are also whole numbers. Natural numbers are only positive and they can't be fractions.
Naturalfan - Hey there, Sonya!
MadScientist - Hi Sonia
Diana the Valkyrie - Go Girl is a superheroine. There's three episodes
HUGEkate - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 7:19pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, HUGEkate, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
M.C. - Is it animated ?
Sonia - What a greeting, thank you guys, 
MadScientist - Not enough T&A, Diana.
Naturalfan - wb, HK!
* Heck 's head is getting done in by all this math [or whatever]
HUGEkate - Hiya, Sonia!
M.C. - Sorry,Hi Sonia
MadScientist - Comment va ton dos? Est-ce qu'il s'améliore?
HUGEkate - Thanks, Nf... my turn to get the boot, and now I've got to leave, I'm afraid
Sonia - What's up tonight?
Diana the Valkyrie - No, MC, it's not animated
Blaster - Bye,Kate
HUGEkate - ...but MsSonia is woman enough to keep you all in line in my absence i think 
Sonia - Don't get me started on that MS.
Heck - Bye, Kate. Nice to have met you. See you soon.
Naturalfan - Boot'em back, HK! 
MadScientist - Go-Girl comes off as a kind of Batman spoof.
HUGEkate - Have a great weekend, everyone! 
Sonia - Bye Kate, I'll try to do just that.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, HUGEkate, come back soon.
HUGEkate - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 7:22pm)
MadScientist - Will do, Kate
Naturalfan - Ciao, HK..always a pleasure..
M.C. - Gaily posted an interview about Chyna which I both saw and heard perfectly.But on the Valkyrie channel I always have trouble.
Diana the Valkyrie - What news on your back, SOnia?
M.C. - Bye Kate.
Sonia - Absolutely awfull Diana. One has just to love the NHS.
MadScientist - tu ne veux pas parler de ton dos? Alors, regarde ce photo que j'ai pris à une concurrence, il y a deux semaines.
Sonia - Believe it or not, they have cancelled the surgery.
MadScientist - http://vnews.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/004/altibautista.jpg
Heck - NHS? You English, Sonia?
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh no! Till when?
Blaster - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 7:25pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Blaster, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hey, it's Blasterman, we can start the party now
M.C. - M.S. Is that brightness in the background a reflection of your flash?
Sonia - I do not know. The surgeon I saw this time who I was supposed to see months ago, is confused about my back problems.
Clepsydra - There's a time and a place for everything 7:25pm
Blaster - Colour changed
Sonia - Yeap Heck.
Heck - MS. I've seen that one before. Just as good second time round, tho'.
Clepsydra - The time is out of joint 7:25pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Oh, so they aren't sure yet what's wrong?
Blaster - ...how rude..
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes, Heck, Sonia's in Oxfordshire
MadScientist - ARe you saying the surgery is postponed or cancel altogether?
Sonia - Well, after my hosital stay in July, I saw 2different urgeons who happened to be his partners. They ha each wrote something different on my files, including the time when I was hospitalised.
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 7:27pm
Heck - Me, too, Sonia. And having had similar probs [knees] myself, you have my sympathies. It's a national scandal.
Sonia - Rght now, it's cancelled all together. he hs offered me therapy, which have done in the past and it has not helped one bit. I'm due to see him again in 4 months.
Diana the Valkyrie - So - no operation. How's the pain?
Sonia - The best of all, is every timeI wenin and saw one of this doctors, not one of them gave me an examination, including yesterday's.
Sonia - My back has detoriated quite a bit, but they don't know that.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the Dog Watch 7:30pm
* Blaster gives Sonia 5 passes to "Blaster's Massage Shop"
TomNine - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 7:30pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
Sonia - Thank you Blaster, because I sure need something.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tom
MadScientist - Colour changed
Sonia - Hey Tom!!
Blaster - Hi,Tom
M.C. - Hey T/9
Heck - Hi, T9
TomNine - Hello, Sonia, Diana, guys.
MadScientist - Can you do exercises to strengthen your back?
* Diana the Valkyrie offers Sonia a bowl of chicken soup. With Matzo balls
Blaster - Women in need are why I'm alive,Sonia.
TomNine - Sonia, I'm very sorry (and a bit angry) to read about how you are being treated.
Sonia - That is what was doing, but it was painful and at the same time, I had a pretty bad relapse.
M.C. - *Do Valkyries have Jewish mothers ?
Sonia - Thank you Diana, 
Sonia - You are not the only one Tom. No one can believe this when I tell them.
rdhdpwr150 - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 7:33pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, rdhdpwr150, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
rdhdpwr150 - hello
MadScientist - Hi rd
Heck - Hello.
TomNine - Sonia, so what's going on? Is anything being done, and are you att least getting pain killers now? Somebody should be getting sued over this.
Blaster - You mean the outrageous income taxes you pay in the UK ,can't even get you decent health care?
TomNine - r150, hello.
Blaster - Hi,150
Sonia - Anyway, I have reverted to going o Florida where there is a clinique which specialises in backs and hopefully they will sort me out. It's costing me the skin of my bottom at the same time.
rdhdpwr150 - hi, sorry trying to get the screen to stop moving
Sonia - It's compare to a third world country when it omes to medical Blaster.
MadScientist - There is a freeze button in the upper right hand corner for that, rdhd
Blaster - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 7:35pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Blaster, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hey, it's Blasterman, we can start the party now
Heck - Time to go. Sonia, feel better soon
Sonia - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 7:36pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Sonia, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Ironlegs, crushed any good victims today?
Blaster - Colour changed
Heck - 'Night, guys.
to the ladies.
TomNine - See ya, Heck.
MadScientist - Nite Heck
Blaster - Bye,Heck.Have a heck of a good night.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Heck, come back soon.
Heck - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 7:36pm)
Sonia - He never said anything about my painkillers, so I'm carry on whith what I have Tom.
TomNine - Sonia, are you heading to Florida now?
M.C. - NIGHT HECK
Sonia - I have booked myself in for the 30th of may Tom.
MadScientist - Have you tried acupuncture?
rdhdpwr150 - alright, think i have it, thank you
Blaster - Sonia,have you seen ShyGuy around?
Sonia - Yes MS. He can ease off a bit the pain, but can't cure it, so I was told.
Sonia - Yes Blaster, he took me to the hospital yesterday.
TomNine - Sonia, are you still just taking over-the-counter painkillers and whiskey? Have you been in touch with the Florida doctors?
Blaster - Tell him I said hi,and to come visit some time,we miss him.
MadScientist - Well, I got to split.
MadScientist - See you folks.
TomNine - rdhdpwr150, can I assume this is your first visit?
Diana the Valkyrie - Bye, MS
Blaster - Bye,MS
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 7:40pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, Scientist
TomNine - MS, bye.
Sonia - I phoned the Florida institute today Tom and made the appointment. My GP has put me on morfine and vallium for now.
M.C. - bye M.S.
Diana the Valkyrie - Morphine is strong stuff, it'll help a bit
Sonia - Bye MS.
Sonia - Yes, it does help a bit Diana.
Sonia - 150,I haven't met you, right?
Blaster - Look at the good side ,Sonia.Since your back has you laid up a bit,there's less chance you can get shot again.....
M.C. - Colour changed
M.C. - Diana - you can have your color back.
Sonia -
Blaster, very funy. But a pellet does not hurt a quater as much as my back.
rdhdpwr150 - sonia, no i am new,, and trying to figure this chat out
TomNine - It takes more than a little old bullet to hurt Sonia. 
Sonia - Where are you from 150?
Sonia - Too bloody right Tom,
.
TomNine - Colour changed
Blaster - Ouch,Sonia.I wish there were somthing I could do to ease your pain.
M.C. - Tell her a joke Blaster.
Clepsydra - Q: How many Bayesians/subjectivists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: As many as yer fink it takes.
Sonia - Well fingers cross, it will be over and done soon Blaster.
TomNine - rd150, just keep pushing different buttons, once you figure out what works best for you this room is pretty easy.
rdhdpwr150 - I am from souther califronia
Sonia - Diana, have you seen the new web page of the Belgium club?
M.C. - Where in S.Calif ?
Sonia - Great 150, nice part of the world.
Blaster - OK.I'll tell her the bunny joke,I'm sure she hasn't heard that one....
rdhdpwr150 - El Centro,, better known as the center of hell
Sonia - Natural, you there? Being quiet tonight.
TomNine - Isn't Kasie Cavanaugh from El Centro? It can't be too bad.
Diana the Valkyrie - What's their URL?
Blaster - Sonia,what do you call 12 bunnys walking backwards in a straight line?
TomNine - If Naturalfan is being quiet he can't be here.
rdhdpwr150 - el centro is south east of san diego,, next the the boarder
Blaster - A receding hareline.
M.C. - If thwt doesn't cure her...nothing will.
M.C. - That's 'that'
Sonia -
Blaster.
Sonia - MC, thank you for those jokes. I love them. Send more.
M.C. - I sent them to Clepsy, but she doesn't seem to wany them.
Sonia - Here it is Diana: www.bfwomen.com
M.C. - WANT. It's getting late here.
Blaster - Time for the Knicks game.I wish thay wouldn't have so many commercials...
Sonia - Blaster, one for you. What is the similarity between men and old age?
Sonia - They both come to soon.
Diana the Valkyrie - OK, thanks, I added the link
Blaster - 
rdhdpwr150 - 
Sonia - You welcome Diana. I got it today.
TomNine - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 7:54pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
Blaster - Goodnight,good folks.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Blaster, come back soon.
Blaster - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 7:55pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, Blastermouse
rdhdpwr150 - ok,,, think i am getting the hang of this, gee and ppl thought i was a puter nerd
TomNine - Is Tania the only Belgian Fighting Woman?
M.C. - night blast
Sonia - No Tom, Beatrice sometimes wrestles for her and so do some of her girls too.
Sonia - Night Blaster.
Diana the Valkyrie - Well done, rdhd
rdhdpwr150 - Diana, are there any places on your site for women who powerlift?
Sonia - The Tunisian tournament is apparently held in 3 differents cities Diana.
Diana the Valkyrie - I'm in the middle of making a powerlifting gallery
Diana the Valkyrie - From the last Women's USA Nationals
M.C. - It's 3 a.m. good people.Time for bed. Goodnight all.Sonia hope you feel better.
TomNine - There's plenty of powerlifting stuff already scattered arond the site.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, M.C., come back soon.
M.C. - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 7:59pm)
TomNine - Goodnight, MC.
rdhdpwr150 - wonderful, can't wait to see it, I compete and coach
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; eight bells on the Dog Watch 8:00pm
Sonia - Diana, Eric is back with filming the BB shows. He is doing one at the Beck theater on sunday. Shall I see if you can have some footage?
Sonia - Goodnight MC.
Diana the Valkyrie - Yes please!
MadScientist - You're a powerlifter rdhd?
Sonia - OK, will ask him tomorrow.
MadScientist - I won a contest 10 years ago. I totaled 1225 in the 165 class. I only weighed 155 at the time though.
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 8:02pm
rdhdpwr150 - yes i am a powerlifter, passionate about it actually!!
MadScientist - I weigh 175 currently, and my total is somewhere over 1300 lb. I am still chasing the elusive 1400 lb goal.
MadScientist - In top form I may manage about 1350 or so.
Sonia - Time for my butt to take a break from this chair. Speak to you all soon.
Sonia - Night all, night Diana.
rdhdpwr150 - right now i am getting my hubby ready for the police games and i plan on competing in oct at calironia championships
MadScientist - Bonne nuit Sonia. J'espere que ton dos s'amerliore.
rdhdpwr150 - night sonia
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Sonia, come back soon.
Sonia - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 8:04pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, Sonia
MadScientist - What is your weight class?
MadScientist - 150 lbs?
MadScientist - How tall are you?
rdhdpwr150 - my hubbys best friend is being inducted into the weightlifting hall of fame next month in York, PA
MadScientist - Who do you coach besides your husband?
MadScientist - Who is this guy in the hall of fame?
rdhdpwr150 - i am 5'8 and weigh 148
MadScientist - I take it your hubby is also a powerlifter? Is that what the police games are all about?
MadScientist - Lets see, an average woman is around 5'5" and 125 lbs. You are a few inches taller and about 25 lbs heavier...
MadScientist - Have you ever been featured in Powerlifting USA mag?
rdhdpwr150 - Mark Chaillet is being inducted,,,, i coach local ppl
MadScientist - Never heard of him, but then again, I haven't really followed the sport since I stopped competing (after only one contest) 10 years ago.
rdhdpwr150 - yup.. i am rather tall for a pwrlifter, but just means i widen my stance out on all 3 lifts
MadScientist - What are your lifts and how do they compare with what other women do?
rdhdpwr150 - i would love to be in powerlifting usa, maybe one day i wil
MadScientist - ditto, but first I will have to get my 1400 lb total. My best deadlift is 585, but I can't do it every day of the week.
rdhdpwr150 - had to have major surgery 6 months ago, so have to start over from scratch basically,,,, i bench 150, squat 250 and dead 250 as of right now
MadScientist - Some time this year, I will be ready to pull off another 585. When I do, I plan to have my picture taken for the record
Clepsydra - There's a time to live but isn't it strange that as soon as you are born you're dying. 8:10pm
MadScientist - What are your personal bests?
rdhdpwr150 - but my lifts are going up every week so by oct i will be in good position to really compete
MadScientist - What was the surgery for? Myself, I have never been under the knife!
rdhdpwr150 - squat---300 dead----305 bench 150 ( my chest is my weakness)
TomNine - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 8:12pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
rdhdpwr150 - hysterectomy,, now i don't have an excuss as to why i am so bitchy
MadScientist - So you squat and deadlift twice your bench. I can almost deadlift twice my bench. My deadlift is my best, at least a hundred pounds better than my squat, which to date is not yet 500 lbs.
* TomNine sees that he missed Snia's departure but finds that the "new guy" is a girl, perhaps a red head weighing around 150 lbs? 
rdhdpwr150 - i am only 27 so have not really hit my peak yet,
MadScientist - Do you have any children?
MadScientist - That would be my guess.
TomNine - MS, why are you whispering?
rdhdpwr150 -
,, yes,,, you are right
rdhdpwr150 -
,, yes,,, you are right
MadScientist - I guess you don't know what a hysterectomy is.
rdhdpwr150 - yes MS, one 3 year old devil child of a daughter,,, future powerlifter
MadScientist - Well thats good to hear.
TomNine - Everybody knows what a hysterectomy is. Sorry to hear about someone so young getting one.
rdhdpwr150 - trust me a hysterectomy puts you back to square one when it comes to powerlifting
MadScientist - After RADICAL surgery like that, I can imagine.
rdhdpwr150 - don't be sorry, i am not
MadScientist - Well, I guess you still have your health and plenty of years of lifting ahead of you.
rdhdpwr150 - tell me about youselves,,, MS, Tom and all else
MadScientist - I am a scientist
TomNine - Colour changed
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 8:19pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, Scientist
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 8:19pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, Scientist
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 8:19pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, Scientist
TomNine - I am a nine.
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 8:19pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's the angry or insane Seeker after Truth
MadScientist - Click on the link "Seeker after Truth" to see my picture.
TomNine - Yikes!!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, nine
rdhdpwr150 - a "mad" one I take it? what field of science?
MadScientist - I am a neurobiologist
TomNine - I work for the government, live in Maryland, 41 years old, fan of strong women of all kinds.
MadScientist - But, remember I am not a powermad schemer bent on taking over the world. I am just a little crazy, thats all.
TomNine - The rats may have a different opinion about MS.
MadScientist - My rats are "honored" for their noble self-sacrafice in the glorified name of scientific research.
Jaxx - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 8:23pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Jaxx, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MadScientist - The fact that they didn't volunteer only reflects the fact that they can't speak, so as to tell us so in the first place!!! 
TomNine - Beautiful Jaxx, hello.
MadScientist - Hi Jaxx
Jaxx - yeah like those sheep and pigs we left on those ships when we were testing atom bombs in the 50s
Jaxx - hello all you beautiful people
MadScientist - ha ha ha ha ha
rdhdpwr150 - nice pic,, sorry but i need to be going
Joanne fuh fuh Fan - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 8:25pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Joanne fuh fuh Fan, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
rdhdpwr150 - wonderful meeting all of you and i will be back soon
MadScientist - I shouldn't even be here now. but I couldn't resist, once I heard you were a powerlifter.
Joanne fuh fuh Fan - Hey Valkyrie and gents!
TomNine - Hope to chat with you again, Red.
MadScientist - Colour changed
TomNine - JF, yo.
MadScientist - whats thuh thuh prob problem, Joanne fuh fuh Fan?
rdhdpwr150 - have good night bye!!!!
Joanne fuh fuh Fan - thuh thuh thuh
MadScientist - G'nite
Jaxx - did anyone see that show about women's boxing on the Discovery channel a couple of nights ago????
MadScientist - sloshed brained again?
kanenas - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 8:27pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, kanenas, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MadScientist - Well......it is Friday after all.
Joanne fuh fuh Fan - Not yet. Working on it though. TeeHee!
kanenas - .
Jaxx - hello kanenas
MadScientist - "You never eat the middle of an Oreo, first, and save the chocolate cookie outside, for last!"
Clepsydra - $3,000,000
JoanneK - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 8:28pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, JoanneK, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Joanne flexes a bicep at Tex, and puts HardBodyPaul on her shoulder
JoanneK - Hi Clepsydra and Diana the Valkyrie and Jaxx and Joanne fuh fuh Fan and MadScientist and TomNine and kanenas and rdhdpwr150 !
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Jaxx, Kanenas, JK
MadScientist - Hi JK, long time no pow wow. 
Clepsydra - We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed". 8:28pm
Jaxx - hey MS JK is here WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joanne fuh fuh Fan - Like I said before MS, it happens only when I come in here.
JoanneK - Yeah, I missed ya's! 
TomNine - Joanne, it's been a while! Kanenas, hello.
JoanneK - How is the storm by you, Jaxx?
Jaxx - next time aim better ms JK 
Clepsydra - Face up...make your stand and realise your living in the golden years 8:29pm
MadScientist - kane, come out, come out, where ever you are!
kanenas - test
Jaxx - passed by for the most part MS JK
JoanneK - TN, any new wrestling stories?
Clepsydra - Ting; one bell on the First Watch 8:30pm
Joanne fuh fuh Fan - New clips?
JoanneK - aim better, Jaxx?
kanenas - this chatroom is strange
TomNine - http://community.webtv.net/TomNine/gabrielle
Jaxx - you said you missed us MS JK
MadScientist - It is a litte different than your usual ICR, but it has some nice features.
JoanneK - Is that a story of your latest escapade, TN?
TomNine - That's my latest review, also up in Diana's library. Gabrielle really beat me up good. And that's not bad.
kanenas - hello everybody
Joanne fuh fuh Fan - IRC?
MadScientist - You know, she almost tempts me, Tom. YOu say she LIKES to beat guys up?
JoanneK - HI, Kanenas
TomNine - kanenas, you haven't seen strange yet!
Stick around a few years.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hello, kanenas. The inhabitants are pretty strange, too 
JoanneK - 
MadScientist - http://vnews.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.amazon-women.admirers/004/altibautista.jpg
JoanneK - Diane, how did you make that smiley face spin?
MadScientist - JF and JK, take a look at my new hobby.
Diana the Valkyrie - Woo hoo, MS is about to lose his virginity!
JoanneK - Oops, Diana.
MadScientist - just type l o l, JK
JoanneK - 
* Joanne fuh fuh Fan is looking
* Jaxx likes to think he is "unique" 
Diana the Valkyrie - Very good shot, MS
TomNine - MS, I believe that Gabbrielle likes to be in control and she likes to know she's giving the customer what he wants. She's not cruel at all, a very nice girl, but I've heard enough reports from other guys who she really went too far with.
MadScientist - I thought it was supposed to be a wrestling match? I want someone challenging but not a big she-brute. At least Gabrielle has some sex-appeal.
TomNine - MS, Alti is a nice hobby!
MadScientist - http://vnews.thevalkyrie.com/news/newsfast/alt.binaries.fitness.centerfolds/013/angelfriend01.jpg
JoanneK - MS, are you taking pictures now?
* Jaxx "she brute"??????
MadScientist - Yes, my new hobby.
Mavis Beacon - Nickname change, Joanne fuh fuh Fan is now known as Mavis Beacon
TomNine - The term "wrestling" covers a lot of ground.
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Mavis
Mavis Beacon - Hi Diana
JoanneK - It sure does, TN. The REAL wrestlers are left out in the cold.
* Jaxx does not like wrestling
* JoanneK loves kickboxing!
TomNine - Jf, let me guess. You have been drinking? 
MadScientist - http://www.vegasamazon.com/images/gallery/gabgal14.jpg
Mavis Beacon - Nahhhhhhh.., hic'
MadScientist - Here is Gabby. Now I say she looks kinda hot!
Jaxx - she must be cool to stand next to
JoanneK - Ohhh, she's nice. Another role model for me.
MadScientist - BTW, that is not my photo. Its from her web site.
Mavis Beacon - Where is your photo, MS?
TomNine - Gabrielle is dreamy. I have to get her to wear high heels next we meet, I'd love to have her tower over me.
JoanneK - JF has not eaten dinner yet. Just drinks.
Mavis Beacon - hic'
MadScientist - http://www.vegasamazon.com/images/wrestle/gabwrs3.jpg
MadScientist - I haven't taken a picture of Gabby. I have never met her.
TomNine - It's too late for JF to eat now, mixing food with booze can be dangerous.
sub - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 8:39pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, sub, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - A subtle subfusc subaltern has subtruded.
TomNine - Blaster took some nice pics of Gabrielle, they are somewhere on the site.
MadScientist - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/m/madscientist01/monicamartin02.jpg
JoanneK - Hey, sub!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, sub
Mavis Beacon - Hey sub!
TomNine - Sub!
sub - greetings, Mighty Diana, Beautiful Joanne. hi guys
MadScientist - Mavis, that is one of the photos I took at an art exhibit called Picturing the Modern Amazon, at the New Museum of Contemporary Art in NYC last month.
sub - Colour changed
JoanneK - HOw have you been, subby?
Mavis Beacon - Is that what that was, MS?
TomNine - I'll be back...
Clepsydra - Cheerio, TomNine, come back soon.
TomNine - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 8:41pm)
Clepsydra - Off to push the prices up some more
sub - i've been pretty darn good for an old guy, Powerful Joanne. how about You?
JoanneK - Paul is coming to visit Memorial Day Weekend.
MadScientist - What happened to kane?
JoanneK - TN, Nice Arnold impersonation.
sub - cya T9
JoanneK - sub, okay for someone who has only been doing one workout a week.
MadScientist - Ok, check this woman out.
MadScientist - http://www.TheValkyrie.com/pics/m/madscientist01/pavlabrantalova.jpg
JoanneK - Oh, MS, quite the damn links already!
Mavis Beacon - Blonds.....
sub - if i was as strong as You, Awesome Joanne, i might think i could get away with one workout a week, too
MadScientist - Ok, but just check Pavla out just this once. I am sure you wil agree that she is rather pretty.
JoanneK - She looks like an evil pixie doll.
MadScientist - ha ha ha ha. How come she looks evil, though?
JoanneK - Her face looks like one of those evil dolls that come to life.
JoanneK - sub, I could use you as a barbell.
MadScientist - That is some glare I picked up from the bright lights.
MadScientist - ha ha ha ha
JoanneK - Gabrielle is much better.
MadScientist - or, better yet use his face as a cushion. I am sure he won't mind if you fart in it!
Jaxx - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 8:45pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Jaxx, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
sub - yes, Powerful Joanne...You could, easily. i can handle a can of soda pretty well, almost
JoanneK - Oh, by the way, we have DSL now. Yipee!
JoanneK - Jaxx is HERE! WOO HOO!
MadScientist - Hey that is great!!!
MadScientist - How much does that cost each month?
sub - hi Jaxx
Jaxx - MS JK you lucky
Diana the Valkyrie - Have you seen The Valkyrie Channel yet?
MadScientist - My brother wants to get it, but it is not available in our area yet.
* Mavis Beacon is not as slow as he used to be. Just slow.
JoanneK - No, Diana, what is that?
Jaxx - it costs about $40 a month here
JoanneK - At least we won't be getting bounced off this site from disconnects anymore.
MadScientist - Is that unlimited time? If so, then that is a good deal.
Mavis Beacon - Is that for two machines, Jaxx?
MadScientist - yes, you are logged on all the time and you can still use your phone. What about download speeds?
Clepsydra - When it's time to meet the maker 8:47pm
Diana the Valkyrie - Designed for DSL folks
JoanneK - We have it via Flashcom for $49.95/month. 384K download, 250K upload
Diana the Valkyrie - http://nancy.thevalkyrie.com/channel/
Jaxx - I don't know MS. I don't have it but I have looked at the Ameriatech prices
JoanneK - We have that price because of two machines. Two separate IP addresses.
Mavis Beacon - Phone and DSL are seperate.
* sub lives in a primitive neighborhood where DSL isn't available yet
MadScientist - Sooner or later DSL will come to my area. I will get a new PC whenever it does.]
Mavis Beacon - I really like that one 
* Jaxx now that I think of it I don't know anything about DSL 
Ian - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 8:50pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Ian, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
MadScientist - Ok, nite folks. I have dallied too long already.
Mavis Beacon - Hey Ian
sub - hi Ian. 'night, MS
MadScientist - BTW, I think we lost kaneas. I wonder what the hell happened to him/her?
Ian - are you guys refering to te net bt offering ADSL
MadScientist - Hi Ian (Anderson) and bye. Catch ya next time.
Mavis Beacon - Nah
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 8:51pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, Scientist
Jaxx - AOL might have screwed up Kanenas. I had a problem with it
JoanneK - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/joannek/joann013.jpg
Mavis Beacon - Next time MS...
Clepsydra - Face up...make your stand and realise your living in the golden years 8:51pm
* Jaxx hubba hubba. check out that nose 
* sub nearly faints at that look at Joanne's huge biceps
* Jaxx oh yeah those too
Mavis Beacon - sub
JoanneK - The better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Ian - I just cheched that link, Joanne you are a good looking gal
sub - yes, JF?
* Jaxx JK when was that picture taken?????
* Diana the Valkyrie nearly throws a bucket of cold water over sub
JoanneK - Thank you, Ian.
JoanneK - Last summer, Jaxx.
Mavis Beacon - No, it was, sub
* Jaxx sweet
Ian - I mean it
JoanneK - 
Ian - if you are in the UK, I will marry you
Mavis Beacon - Hey sub. How about joining us on the 29th?
Jaxx - too late Ian, Mavis beat you too it
Ian - doh!
sub - 29th? that's Memorial Day weekend, right?
Mavis Beacon - Paul and Beth are coming up.
Mavis Beacon - Yeah, man.
JoanneK - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/j/joannek/joann017.jpg
JoanneK - Ian, I am married already to a great guy!
Mavis Beacon - 
Ian - all the good ones are
sub - 29th is Monday, right? f, i already have plans for that day
Mavis Beacon - I'm glad I scarfed her strong ass up 
* Jaxx agrees that there are no good women left
Ian - my wife is expecting twins in august
Amanda - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 8:57pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Amanda, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Jaxx - hey Ms Amana is here WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mavis Beacon - Sorry sub, the 28th. It's a Sunday. You game?
Amanda - Hi everyone, this is my first visit to chatroom. you have all made me feel welcome on the message board. Thank you all..
* Jaxx does not know who Ms Amanda is but WOO-HOO anyway 
Ian - my first visit also
Jaxx - oh THAT Amanda 
sub - greetings, Lovely Amanda
JoanneK - 28th of May, sub.
Mavis Beacon - I really really screwed that up.
Jaxx - BRB
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Jaxx, come back soon.
Jaxx - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 9:00pm)
Ian - my birthday is 25th may
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Amanda
Clepsydra - Ting-ting; two bells on the First Watch 9:00pm
sub - JF, that's cutting it close. i gotta be back here all day on the 29th
Diana the Valkyrie - Happy 21st birthday, Ian
Ian - Joanne where are you from, the US?
Amanda - Hello,Diana thanks for the message board,
Ian - Im 31 this year, but thanks anyway
Mavis Beacon - It's a good thing that this room isn't my career. Hahaha! I'd have been dead long ago.
Amanda - Happy birthday ,Ian
MadScientist - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 9:01pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, MadScientist, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - It's the angry or insane Seeker after Truth
Ian - thanks amanda
MadScientist - Wow!
Mavis Beacon - You got the May thing right, sub?
sub - wb, MS
Amanda - Hello,MadScienst.
Jaxx - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 9:02pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Jaxx, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Ian - I dont know how to play all these tricks with the text!!!!
MadScientist - I am SUPPOSED to be getting some paper work done. But then, I just looked at Amanda's photo! 
JoanneK - That was uncalled for
Jaxx - yeah I'm back. you can all sit down now 
Jaxx - http://www.thevalkyrie.com/pics/d/doherty_amanda/amand016.jpg
Mavis Beacon - Nice teeth, MS
Amanda - Which photo did you like?
JoanneK - Oops.
sub - i think so, JF. 28th is Sunday, correct?
MadScientist - Oh shit.....
Jaxx - # 16
Mavis Beacon - May 28, Yes
TomNine - I'm back! Hello, Amanda!
MadScientist - http://www.fitladies.com/amandadoherty/galleries/pinkbikinitree.jpg
JoanneK - Is that really you, Amanda?
Amanda - yes, just sweet little me...
Jaxx - little????
Amanda - Hi tom9, how are things?
JoanneK - Are you in fitness competitions?
JoanneK - 
sub - why don't you email me with the plan, JF? it kinda depends on what you've got planned for the 28th
Amanda - JK, Yes, IFBB pro, the only one from Australia at this time.
Ian - I think mad's pic was beter than jaxx!
TomNine - I'm doing great, Amanda. I checked out your site earlier today, at Troy's urging. You should be very happy with the way you look, and I hope your husband knows how lucky he is. 
Jaxx - Ian I think thet are both good
Ian - me too
Jaxx - Australia????? I have been there
Mavis Beacon - Sub, I'll spell it out for you. I won't screw it up?
Amanda - Thank you for the kind words, Troy has been kind to alert you all of my existance and my husband Tony knows he is lucky...
JoanneK - How do I do the smiley with the teeth?
Ian - Tom your reviews are great and very informative, but personally I would like a little more detail on the holds the gals put you in
sub - ok, JF. you know how easily i get confused
TomNine -
is that the one, Joanne?
Jaxx - Ms Amanda you are married????
Clepsydra - sub, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
JoanneK - Yeah, TN.
MadScientist - Looks like Tony is a lucky STIFF.
Jaxx - 
MadScientist - Anyhow, I really must to. See ya Amanda
Amanda - Yes, married December 12th 1999 to Tony Doherty in Melbourne Australia
Clepsydra - Cheerio, MadScientist, come back soon.
MadScientist - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 9:10pm)
Clepsydra - Bye, Scientist
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from sub
Jaxx - Lookes like I was more correct than I thought. all the good women are taken
sub - cya MS
JoanneK - You guys just base things on muscle & looks. You don't know if we are really good women!
!
TomNine - Ian, thanks. I try to capture the overall tone of the encounter. I try to get some details of the holds down, especially the ones that impress me the most, but I need to do that right away, within hours of the session. After a few days pass the specific memories fade away.
JoanneK - We could be the biggest bitches you ever met! Hee hee!
Ian - I would take the risk
Amanda - Especially when dieting Hee Hee
JoanneK - Yes!!!!
Ian - I can see ypu problem Tom, Its just an abservation
Jaxx - you are right MS JK but being typical guys, I think most of us start with looks and go from there
* sub likes big, mean Women
TomNine -
= b g
Amanda - Tony thinks I am always nice, but he don't know what in my mind.
JoanneK - Well, how do I do that one, TN?
JoanneK - If looks could kill, right Amanda?
Jaxx - Women do the same thing but they are more low key and less honest about it
TomNine - Ian, also I lack the vocabulary to describe most of the different holds, though I have been learning.
Ian - you have a point there, not every one knows the wrestling terminology
Jaxx - T9 how about words like "gag" "Gak" "moan: and "groan" 
TomNine - Joanne, you mean tere is more to being a "good woman" than muscles and looks? You are right, we don't even know if you can cook. 
Ian - But I get the impression its mostly scissors, I would like to think the women employ a variety of holds
Ian - who cares if you can cook
sub - there are a couple pretty good sites that describe wrestling holds, T9. i could probably track them down, if you like
Jaxx - I would like a woman with muscles who is smart. I can cook myself if I have to
Amanda - Tom, I can cook, but when I diet I love to cook, the smell..
Ian - member.tripod.com/~maverint is one site
Ian - members soory
TomNine - sub, I've seen a few of those sites myself.
Jaxx - I may not eat well, but I'll eat 
Ian - the guys know that judging by your pics girls eating is the last thing on there minds
Jaxx - MS Amanda is your hubby a bodybuilder????????????
JoanneK - Eating is one of the first things on my mind. I'm always hungry!
Amanda - Yes, he trains hard but these days just for fun or just for me..
Jaxx - Me too Ms JK. I have a fast system so I burn whatever I eat
Jaxx - he trains for his woman. Isn't that sweet???? 
Amanda - Ian, What is on your mind?
Ian - buy all
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Ian, come back soon.
Ian - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 9:21pm)
Mavis Beacon - I know that Jaxx isn't talking about me.
Amanda - Bye Ian
JoanneFan - Nickname change, Mavis Beacon is now known as JoanneFan
* sub is currently losing weight on 5000 calories/day
sub - cya Ian
Jaxx - no I'm talking about MS Amanda
Amanda - Did Ian leave because I asked him something?
Jaxx - <---------------does not know
Amanda - It is hard to keep up with the names in the chatroom!
Amanda - Sub, are you a bodybuilder? that is a lot to eat.
Jaxx - just remember mine Ms Amanda and it will be alot easier 
Amanda - Jaxx, Christine told me you were nice, she is training in my gym right now.
Diana the Valkyrie - Ian left because it's 2.30 am where he is
sub - i'm not exactly a bodybuilder, Adorable Amanda, but i weight-train 5-6 times per week
JoanneK - What gym, Amanda?
Jaxx - tell her I said thanks Ms Amanda
Jaxx - tell her I said thanks Ms Amanda
JoanneK - I wieght train once a week myself!
!
Amanda - Doherty's 24hour gym in Brunswick, Melbourne Australia.. I own with my husband, Tony
JoanneK - 
Jaxx - you do MS JK???? Maybe I have been doing it wrong. I try to train 3 times a week but am still a stick figure
JoanneFan - JK is in one of her flirt modes
TomNine - Amanda, are you competing in the US at all this year?
Amanda - Christine and Troy say Hi Mr Jaxx
JoanneK - Jaxx, my muscle has gone down. Bodyfat up. I have to get back into it.
* JoanneK
es JF
* Jaxx says Hi back
* JoanneK slaps JF around a bit with a kipper
Amanda - Tom 9 Rimini, Italy June 17th. Then Jan Tana Fitness In July
* JoanneFan is week in the knees
Clepsydra rolls 84 for JoanneK
Amanda - Diana, I never knew there were sites like this on the net, it is great.
Jaxx - the only bodyfat I have is in my gut MS JK. the rest of me is a walking train track
JoanneK -
)
JoanneK - :-]
TomNine - Amanda, I already have my tickets to the Jan Tana, so I'll be cheering you on. Don't be too alarmed if a very old, very fat man comes by to say hello.
Jaxx - I think this is the only site of its kind Ms Amanda
JoanneK - :>)
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting; three bells on the First Watch 9:30pm
* Diana the Valkyrie suspects that there's only one site like this on the net
JoanneFan - Hahaha! Jaxx, JK says that I'm turning into a watermelon on tooth picks.
JoanneK - :->
Amanda - Tom, make sure you say Hi, are you really fat,old ?
JoanneK - :-*
Diana the Valkyrie - You can see pictures of Tom, in the Jazzmon area
JoanneK - 
Jaxx - there are other sites that have muscle and a few that have a chat room but this is above them all
JoanneK - 
Diana the Valkyrie - He is by no means the Oldest Inhabitant.
Clepsydra - sub, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
Jaxx - JF if I did not have this gut I would have no shape at all
Diana the Valkyrie - Although I'd guess he's definitely over 21
TomNine - Diana, those pics are over a year old, and it's been a rough year. From those pics, you can also add "with lots of body hair" to the description.
Jaxx - yeah old is a relative term
Clepsydra - JoanneK, you have a new Private message from sub
JoanneK - 
JoanneFan - Jaxx man, I used to be in good shape until I got married. TeeHee!
Clepsydra - sub, you have a new Private message from JoanneK
JoanneK - 
JoanneFan - Nice teeth JK
tony - Nickname change, Amanda is now known as tony
JoanneK - Me too, JF!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Tony
Jaxx - of course JF. you are married now. why do u need to look good anymore???? 
TomNine - Lucky Tony, hello!
JoanneK - v
sub - hi tony
tony - Colour changed
gaily - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 9:34pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, gaily, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Hello, Gaily
Jaxx - hey tony is here 
JoanneK - Hi, gaily!
gaily - Colour changed
sub - greetings, Mighty Gaily
gaily - hey, JK!!!!
JoanneK - Bless you, Joanne.
JoanneK - Thank you.
Jaxx - hey MS gaily is here WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TomNine - Gaily!!
gaily - hi, sub!!!
JoanneFan - I need to look good for my babe, Jaxx.
gaily - hey, Jaxx!!!
tony - Hi all, just dropped into the gym and amanda showed me this site, it is great, wait I'll just change colour
gaily - Tom!!!!!!
JoanneK - That colour is way too bright, Tony!
Jaxx - works for me JF
JoanneFan - I started taking sa shower everyday for her. Hahaha!
TomNine - Hmmmn, Tony went right to Troy's colour. Is he being coached? 
tony - Colour changed
Jaxx - thanks Tony
JoanneFan - sa? Kind of makes you wonder.
gaily - ah...much better, Tony........
Curtis074 - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 9:36pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Curtis074, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* JoanneK feels like going to bed.
JoanneFan - Hey gaily!
JoanneK - Hi, Curtis.
TomNine - Curtis, hello.
sub - hi Curtis
tony - Yes troy is encouraging me to join in. He says you are alot of fun..
Curtis074 - hi people
gaily - hey, Curtis!!!
Jaxx - Already Ms JK?????????????
gaily - hi, JF!!!
* gaily feels like having dinner.......
Jaxx - we have our moments tony
Curtis074 - Hi everyone....... gaily sub tom joannek and everyone
TomNine - Joanne, it's too early for bed! Make Jim take you out dancing.
* JoanneFan feels like having dinner at gaily's house
Jaxx - maybe MS JK is giving a hint to JF 
gaily - well......I'm just having a hamburger......
* sub tries to picture JF dancing. ouch!
Diana the Valkyrie - Hi, Curtis, Gaily
JoanneK - sub, picture Ally McBeal.
JoanneFan - Thanks, man...
Curtis074 - Hi diana
Jaxx - yeah i need to go eat too. It;s been a entire 1/2 hour you know
Clepsydra - When I find myself in times of trouble, 9:38pm
sub - np, JF. always around to lend my support
Jaxx - 
Jaxx - bye all
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Jaxx, come back soon.
Jaxx - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 9:39pm)
JoanneFan - "I had to put that one in".... shit!
tony - I just saw christine and amanda in the gym they are both pumped up with a light layer of sweat...If only you could all be here to share this moment with troy and I...
Clepsydra - Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb, eh darlin? A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure aht what to do wiv the old one fer the next 10,000 years.
Curtis074 - getting ready to go to the lakers and suns game...thought I would pop in and say hi first
sub - cya Jaxx
JoanneK - JF dances like Ally.
* TomNine just ate a mango!
* JoanneK just ate some strawberries.
gaily - hi, Diana!!!
sub - tony, yer killin' us
TomNine - Tony, you are killing us here!
* JoanneFan does the dirty dance
Curtis074 - hope the lakers kill them tonight.....oh diana ...trying to do some free advertising for you tonight
JoanneK - I'm not being killed.
TomNine - sub, you beat me to it.
gaily - ....looks like tony just made the guys in the chat room very happy............
tony - Didn't mean to kill you all, but you had to know...
Diana the Valkyrie - Thank you, Curtis
sub - it probably hurt me more, T9
Curtis074 - carrying a sign talking about the lakers and put your website address on it....hope you dont mind
* gaily sweated enough for one day......
JoanneFan - Whaat the hell is lakers?
JoanneK - Lakers = basketball.
Curtis074 - oh ,y,,,,,
TomNine - What is a talking sign? 
Curtis074 - oh my.......
JoanneFan - No wonder
Curtis074 - LA. LAKERS MAGIC KAREEM....KOBE SHAQ PAT RILEY
Curtis074 - NBA..PLAYOFFS
JoanneFan - It's about capital letters. I knew it.
tony - what is the best time to be here for a lot of people?
Clepsydra - Time is of the essence 9:43pm
Curtis074 - its on national tv....tonight...and we have great seats...tonight..thought I would help diana ....out
gaily - that's hard to say, tony..........
sub - tony, generally at one of the times when an Fbb is scheduled to be here
TomNine - This is usually a good time, but you never know. Plenty of Aussie chatters, so you won't be too out of whack.
tony - OK, time to log off and go watch the girls go at it in the gym of course....all the Aussies say bye for now
Clepsydra - What's the time, Eccles? Eight o'clock. How do you know? I've got it written down on this piece of paper, Bluebottle. Cor, I wish I had a piece of paper with the time writted on. 9:45pm
Diana the Valkyrie - ttfn
TomNine - See ya, Lucky Tony.
JoanneFan - Have a good one Tony
sub - cya lucky tony. farewell, Brilliant Diana
JoanneK - Night, Tony.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, tony, come back soon.
tony - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 9:46pm)
gaily - bye, Diana!!!
* gaily now feels very sleepy........
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Diana the Valkyrie, come back soon.
Diana the Valkyrie - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 9:47pm)
Clepsydra - There's a puff of purple smoke, and Hey Presto!
TomNine - Oops, I thought Diana's "ttfn" was for Tony...
gaily - ...uh, oh.......
Curtis074 - going to the game...have fun people......
Youch - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 9:50pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Youch, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
* gaily wonders what happened to the others........
gaily - have fun, Curtis!!!!
sub - cya Curtis. hi Youch
Curtis074 - I will
TomNine - Bye Curtis, hello Youch.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Curtis074, come back soon.
Curtis074 - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 9:51pm)
* TomNine always wonders abut the others.
gaily - ...hi, Youch!
Joanne - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 9:51pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Joanne, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Youch - "the others"?
gaily - ah....Joanne's back!!!
sub - wb, Delightful Joanne
Joanne - I'm falling asleep.
gaily - aw....poor thing........
TomNine - Beware of the others!
* sub offers to fetch Joanne some cof fee
Joanne - I have a massive headache.
Joanne - I hate these other chatrooms like Talk City. They don't even talk to you.
gaily - we'll try to type quietly........
* sub offers to fetch Joanne some aspiring, and his condolences to JF
sub - or aspirin, even
Youch - JK just gets pissed when other people don't recognise her.
TomNine - We'll talk to you, Joanne, who needs TalkCity.
gaily - ah.....you're so helpful, sub.........
sub - thank You, Lovely Gaily. i try
Joanne - Thank you sub & TN!
Youch - Here JK get's a warm welcome. It doesn't happen at all of the rooms.
Joanne - They are talking about lesbian stuff in the Chicago Local area of Talk City.
gaily - ....so, what do you want to talk about, Joanne??
Joanne - How are your workouts coming along, Gaily?
gaily - ah...they're coming along well.....very, very well..........
Youch - Those lesbians would have said Hi if they saw JK's arms. TeeHee!
Joanne - Did sub and TN leave for that?
Joanne - Yeah, really, JF!
sub - i didn't leave, i just opened another window
Joanne - Yeah, sub.
!
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting; four bells on the First Watch 10:00pm
Joanne - Any new pics, Gaily?
gaily - unfortunately, they haven't been posted yet......MAK's been a bit busy, lately.....
Joanne - Well, I"m going to go. See ya guys later!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Joanne, come back soon.
Joanne - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 10:01pm)
sub - farewell, Beautiful Joanne
gaily - bye, Joanne!!
sub - that MAK had better get his priorities straight. Gaily's site is his most important project
TomNine - I didn't leave either, I was just posting on Amanda's board.
* gaily laughs.......
* gaily hates that she just missed chatting with Amanda.......
TomNine - sub, MAK's first priority is new stories, then Gaily's site. That internet start-up and his nasty divorce can wait! 
* sub stands corrected
gaily - actually.....I keep reminding him that he has his own site to maintain as well......
TomNine - Gaily, Amanda seemed to be having fun, so I assume she will be back.
gaily - ah.....that's good!!! 
TomNine - MAK hasn't produced a new story in a while. I'm down to using my own imagination these days.
sub - that's grim, T9
gaily - actually, he confided that he's hit a writing slump.......
gaily - and he's been very busy at work, as well.......
TomNine - The posts on Amanda's board asking her about sessions are personally painful to me. She's been handling them okay so far, but these guys never let up.
sub - what you need, T9, is another fetish. it opens up lots of new stories and stuff
gaily - ....gee....it's started already, Tom???
sub - the smoking fetish seems to be pretty popular these days
TomNine - Gaily, he's confided the same thing to everybody who see the site, the writing slump comment has been there for months.
gaily - yes....true......but there are other things as well.....and the slump started long before he put that comment on the site......
TomNine - Started already? Amanda's board wasn't even a day old before someone asked about muscle worship, and the last post before mine specifically asks about wrestling. i wish I had read it before I posted, I would have mentioned it.
TomNine - Smoking, eh? I was leaning more toward the hairiness fetish.
* gaily sighs........
george1974 - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 10:11pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, george1974, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
TomNine - I do collect Pez dispensers, my "alternate fetish" and one that may end up costing me more than sessions.
TomNine - George, hello.
gaily - hi, george!!!
george1974 - Hi Tom
george1974 - Hi gaily
sub - just pick one, T9. getting wood is the only important thing
sub - hi geo
TomNine - You don't pick your fetish, it picks you.
george1974 - Hi sub
sub - have you ever made a determined effort to develop a new fetish, T9? it can work
george1974 - just off the subject a bit......did any of you guys here about Adam Petty?
george1974 - Hi Joannefan
george1974 - Hi JoanneK
george1974 - Hi Youch
TomNine - Who is Adam Perry?
sub - i heard he died, geo, in a racing accident
gaily - 
george1974 - yes he did sub.....he was only 19
* TomNine was about to talk about Pez but didn't want to change the subject.
george1974 - NASCAR driver tom
sub - grandson of Richard Petty
gaily - ah........ok.......thanks for the info.......
george1974 - no prob gaily.....i dont follow nascar that much, but it is still tragic......he was only 19 years old
* gaily sighs again.........
george1974 - Hey gaily, i got my grades today for this past semester
sub - go ahead, T9...tell us about your Pez fetish. we're pretty open around here, y'know
* george1974 didnt mean to interrupt you tom.....=)
gaily - ooooo.... a fetish............
* gaily hopes that george did well.......
* george1974 got 4 C's and 1 B
* gaily wonders if Tom is trying to locate more Pez dispensers on ebay..........
TomNine - A "special edition" Pez dispenser is being used as a Cubs give-away on 29 June. It's a Charlie Brown Pez with a Cubs insignia on the ballcap. If I only knew someone in Chicago who could get one for me...
* gaily looks around.......
gaily - unfortunately, I'll be in Arkansas......sorry, Tom........
TomNine - I haven't bought any Pez on Ebay yet, but I sometimes look at them to see what's available and what they are selling for.
* george1974 knows someone that lives in chicago.....i can ask if you would like me too Tom
TomNine - Gaily, I figured you would be a White Sox fan anyways. 
gaily - any more deep, dark bits of info about your Pez fetish, Tom??
gaily - nah........
* gaily is not fond of baseball......
gaily - however....I wonder when Renee is going to a game........
TomNine - That's all right, George, thanks for offering.
sub - i gotta go. farewell, Powerful Gaily. cya guys
george1974 - are u sure tom......it wont hurt for me to ask.....you never know....=)
george1974 - BYE sub
gaily - bye, sub!!
Clepsydra - Cheerio, sub, come back soon.
sub - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 10:24pm)
Clepsydra - The subdolous insubstantial sub is now subduced.
TomNine - See ya, sub.
daw - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 10:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, daw, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
daw - Hi!
george1974 - Hi daw
gaily - hi, daw!!!
daw - Tom, nice review of your match vs. Gabrielle.
TomNine - George, if you know his person regularly goes to Cubs games you can let him know that someone will pay $10 for something he would probably just throw away.
TomNine - daw, thanks. It was a great session.
daw - Hi, Gaily. Are you the female weightlifter?
gaily - um......I do like to lift weights......
daw - Tom, I am deciding between a session with Joanna Needham or Olga. Sometime in summer. Tough choice 
daw - Gaily, you have a website, right? If I'm thinking of the right person, you are a strong lady.
TomNine - Yes, two great wrestlers, and I haven't met either yet myself. I'm set for Olga in June, it's been fun e-mailing her.
george1974 - ok, i will let him now and get back to you tom
gaily - I do have a website.....it hasn't been updated in quite some time, though.....
daw - Olga and Joanna have both been great about E-mailing.
TomNine - george. my e-mail is TomNine@webtv.net . Thanks.
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; five bells on the First Watch 10:30pm
daw - Gaily, how mch can you bench press? wat about other lifts?
george1974 - no prob tom.....i will try and find out as soon as i can
* gaily does some quick math......
gaily - ....the most that I've bench pressed was 145 for 8 reps
* george1974 looks forward to seeing gaily's new pics.....hopes mak gets them up this weekend
gaily - but I don't have a spotter, so I dare not try to do more than that
gaily - gee.....I hope so as well, george......
george1974 - i have been in suspense for over a week now so i hope it is this weekend......
TomNine - Gaily, do you have many recent pics waiting to be posted? It's great to watch your progress, both physically but also in your attitude about being strong.
* gaily blushes......
daw - Well, Gaily, I greatly, greatly admire you.
gaily - actually, I have more pics than MAK ever places on the site......
* gaily blushes again
* george1974 would love to see pics of gaily blushing......=)
daw - Gaily, you outlift me by at least 10 pounds. You must be getting used to outlifting men.
TomNine - You don't want ALL your pics put online.
gaily - yes, I'm sure that you would, george........
gaily - actually......I am, daw.......
gaily - well, it's nice to have some to choose from, Tom.......
Clepsydra - gaily, you have a new Private message from george1974
daw - Gaily, are your legs proportionally stronger than your arms?
Clepsydra - george1974, you have a new Private message from gaily
george1974 - do you have someone take the pics gaily or do you have a timer on your camera so that you can take them yourself
daw - , where do you live, Gaily??
gaily - I think that they are.....
gaily - my camera has a timer on it.......
gaily - ....and I'm in Chicago....which is why Tom was hinting about the Pez dispenser........
Clepsydra - gaily, you have a new Private message from george1974
Clepsydra - george1974, you have a new Private message from gaily
daw - Chicago!! I am from Milwaukee. I make it to Chicago to wrestle some ladies about twice a year.
george1974 - well guys, i gotta go.....take care and talk to you later
gaily - bye, george!!!
TomNine - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 10:39pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, TomNine, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Clepsydra - Clepsy jumps at T9, and puts him in a headlock, picks him up and turns him upside down
george1974 - BYE everyone!!!!
TomNine - See ya, George.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, george1974, come back soon.
george1974 - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 10:39pm)
gaily - ah.....Tom's back!!!!
TomNine - Daw sounds like me. I only leave my apartment to wrestle. 
daw - You got it, Tom. That's the ONLY reason I go to Chicago!!
daw - Gaily, do you get a kick out of humbling men? Are they surprised by being outlifted by a member of the "weaker sex"??
TomNine - I had a voice mail to check. 6 seconds of silence.
TomNine - Gaily looks pretty strong, nobody should be too surprised to be outlifted by her.
gaily - actually, I don't .....unless they're being real jerks..........
gaily - actually, two guys were when I was doing bench presses yesterday, Tom
daw - Yes, Tom, but men have that certain arrogance and some just expect to outlift women.
gaily - they were amazed that I was able to start my set with 115lbs
daw - You start very near where I finish, Gaily.
daw - Are you active in other sports, Gaily?
gaily - actually, no....before I started lifting, I was a regular couch potato........
TomNine - I've been pestering my cable company since Monday about my lack of signal. The maintenance guys just showed up full force, like five trucks, a cherry picker, lots of guys with tools.
gaily - they JUST showed up?????
TomNine - Gaily, do you do much aerobics?
* gaily really hates cable people.....they never show up when you want
daw - I have to go, but Gaily,can I have your website address??
gaily - I do some in the morning.....then I walk to the gym and back.....
TomNine - Yeh, they just got here. i skipped out of work today for an appointment with a technician, scheduled between 9am-1pm, of course he showed up around 2pm...
TomNine - daw, see ya.
daw - bye, Tom
gaily - http://members.tripod.com/~MAK4163/gaily/g-index.htm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, daw, come back soon.
daw - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 10:48pm)
gaily - hmmmm....wonder if daw got that.......
TomNine - When the guy does show up I figured I'd have to convince him my lack of picture wasn't my fault, but my neighbor comes over and says he has the same problem. He checks the building's utility room, sure enough, no signal coming in.
gaily - geez......fortunately your neighbor was there to confirm your story
TomNine - He said he'd call in the problem for the maintenance guys, but nothing happened. I called the cable company around 8:30 pm to see what's up, after a few duels with the menu system I finally got a human voice, she said the technician never reported back the problem.
gaily - yep.....sounds about right........
TomNine - I'm pleasantly surprised to see so much activity now, but i missed a whole week of TV. They said they'll credit my account (more troubles anticipated) but I'll never get that week of May Sweeps back again.
Dragon - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 10:53pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Dragon, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Dragon - Hi Guys!
TomNine - Dragon!
* Dragon thinks of Gaily as one of the guys now!
gaily - hey, Dragon!!!
gaily - um.....I'm not sure if I should be flattered, or insulted...........
TomNine - I see the guys in the cherry picker moved to a location further down the street...
Dragon - Great review Tom. I'm envious. That's what I was hoping for from Gabby, just didn't happen.
TomNine - Dragon, you may need to see two women at once to really get your ass kicked.
Dragon - I'm thinking of handicapping myself.
gaily - what.....tying one arm and leg behind your back???
TomNine - I'm glad I can take a beating. I've hard from many guys who were really hurt by Gabrielle. I got one great e-mail I'm hoping the guy will let me post, it will make Tre pee in his pants when he reads it.
Dragon - If I get the chance to see Gabby again, I'm going to have to do a kick ass workout that morning so I'm weak as a kitten.
Dragon - I definitely felt the effects of the Gabbster. That's the sorest I've ever been.
Dragon - I just missed out on the ass kicking and domination 
TomNine - Gaily, there is no higher status than "one of the guys." You should be honored.
Dragon - OK, they've changed the emoticon. I'm not crying about it...
gaily - aw.....gee, thanks..........
* gaily hands Dragon a tissue.....
TomNine -

gaily - gee....hope you aren't getting dizzy, there, Tom.........
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting; six bells on the First Watch 11:00pm
Dragon - I aluded to getting a little taste of Gabby's trash talk. I had just tapped out of something because I was stuck, and she started in on me, she got out about one sentence, and then you could just see her thinking, "I'm really not doing that well here," and she stopped.
Dragon - Tre is dead meat though. His only chance would be to eat Sumo wrestlers stew and try to gain a hundred and fifty pounds before the match. Barring that, he's done.
* gaily looks in her closet for a black dress.....
TomNine - Most of her customers are probably easy work for her, but her reputation must also bring her plenty of hard cases. She's used to meeting guys she can't take, but they aren't the norm.
TomNine - What could happen to Tre if he won't tap out could be funny, but the reality is nothing to take lightly.
Dragon - She said she never met anybody like me before (not the first time I've hear that!), but I don't know how true that is. I tend to think you're right.
Clepsydra - Baby, baby, baby you're out of time 11:05pm
Dragon - He'll tap like a baby girl!!!
Dragon - He's a lot thinner than we are too, which should double her leverage! **shudder**
gaily - hmmm....maybe I should get some black shoes as well.......
Dragon - That line about, "But it is my fantasy to hurt you," just blew me away! I have got to get another piece of her!!!
gaily - uh, oh...........
TomNine - The cable guys can't get into the utility room, so my dream of tv tonight or at all during the weekend is looking bleak.
gaily - I suppose that last post of mine could apply to Tom as well..........
TomNine - I still don't know what it is that Gabrielle gets off on. If she doesn't enjoy administering pain she sure does do a lot of it anyways.
Clepsydra - TomNine, you have a new Private message from Dragon
TomNine - I love the
of really having no control in a session, of being really frightened. But I don't appreciate the nearly continuous pain I was put through. I look forward to putting my life in Gabrielle's hands again, let her be the judge of what I should receive.
Dragon - She does seem to be into it. Interesting that she's still only charging $275. I told her that she should be charging at least the going rate. Not to bring PW down on me, but if anybody deserves it, it's her!
Clepsydra - Dragon, you have a new Private message from TomNine
Dragon - What the hell is that thing???
gaily - it's a light bulb
Clepsydra - Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Billions and billions.
Dragon - Oh.
Dragon - Looks more like a yellow tree.
gaily - ..it looks like a cotton boll to me.......
TomNine - Absolutely, I know she turned away as many sessions as she booked in DC. The low price further proves that she really loves what she does. Even in Vegas she averages more than one session a day.
TomNine - i d e a - 
Dragon - Tom, that's exactly what I was looking for. That delicious fear of the unknown. Unfortunately, there's no place for me to go to get it. Who can I try next? Rayne?
TomNine - Rayne is probably stronger than Gabrielle and bigger, also loves being dominant but takes it a different way. Not nearly as aggressive or skilled as Gabrielle, but I'd love to see her again too. She hasn't been traveling and my last few e-mails have gone unanswered.
TomNine - Dragon, I wasn't kidding about taking two women on at once.
Forrest Curran - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 11:20pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Forrest Curran, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
gaily - hey, Forrest!!
TomNine - Melissa Coates is coming this way soon and I'd consider seeing her, maybe just 30 minutes of armwrestling, posing, light stuff. Unfortunately, i think she's kinda pissed at me for the message board fuss.
Clepsydra - Q: How many CND supporters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They won't, because:
Forrest Curran - Hi Gaily. How are you?
Clepsydra - TomNine, you have a new Private message from Dragon
TomNine - FC, hey.
Forrest Curran - Hey T9, King of Sessions!
gaily - ....doing fine.....arms are starting to come back to life again......
Forrest Curran - That's good, G.
Forrest Curran - T9, still waiting for that first session. Christine M comes to NYC in June, so we'll see.
Clepsydra - Dragon, you have a new Private message from TomNine
TomNine - It's good to be king! Christine is a good choice.
Forrest Curran - I sure hope so.
Clepsydra - TomNine, you have a new Private message from Dragon
Forrest Curran - Looking forward to it.
eros - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 11:24pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, eros, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
gaily - hi, eros!!!
eros - Hi Dudes!
Forrest Curran - Was just checkin' in. Hittin' the hay early 2nite. See youse guyz.
Clepsydra - Cheerio, Forrest Curran, come back soon.
Forrest Curran - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 11:25pm)
eros - T-9 about taking on 2 women at once ther'es one for you at my place 5 ft and she can kick my butt !
eros - i am 6ft 2 and 235lbs work out 4 times a week
Clepsydra - Dragon, you have a new Private message from TomNine
eros -
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Clepsydra - TomNine, you have a new Private message from Dragon
gaily - bye, forrest!!
TomNine - eros, hello. Who is this woman?
gaily - ...time for Jeopardy.....I'll be back in 30 min........
Dragon - Tom, have you seen Lynn McCrossin?
Clepsydra - Dragon, you have a new Private message from gaily
eros - i think she calls her self a "Jedi?"
eros - calls her self "Sylvia" , tough as nails
Clepsydra - Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting-ting, Ting; seven bells on the First Watch 11:30pm
Clepsydra - Dragon, you have a new Private message from TomNine
eros - She who MUST be obeyed !
eros - and i do
TomNine - Dragon, never met Lynn. Some day, perhaps. Lots of personality in her e-mails!
TomNine - eros, is this woman a friend of yours, or is she available to others who yearn to serve her?
Clepsydra - TomNine, you have a new Private message from Dragon
eros - I'll ask .. how much trouble do you need ?
Dragon - I'd highly recommend her as an alternative to wrestling. PJ put me onto her. Unlike most FBB's, she takes your pleasure seriously, and she works at it!
Sarah - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 11:34pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Sarah, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Dragon - She will wrestle also, but she's really too small.
Clepsydra - Dragon, you have a new Private message from TomNine
eros - Little people have sharp lil' pointy fingers and there quick!
Dragon - Hi Sarah!!!
TomNine - Pretty Sarah!
Sarah - Hello all!! I just wanted to say hello tonight, I have a few trips coming up
Dragon - Iron City Sarah!!!
Sarah - PMs on
eros - Likes to grab behind bicep an DIG EM IN ... ooooh that hurts!
Sarah - damn right baby!
eros - Srah your turning me on
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TomNine - Going to Nantucket soon?
TomNine - Have we lost Gaily to Jeopardy again?
Dragon - She's cool, strong, and bubbly, just like the beer! Not that you'd know anything about that yet, would you Sarah?
Sarah - tee hee... leaving tomorrow morn for Indiana- Extreme Fighting 9, then the day after I get back (Sunday) I am leaving for Nantucket
Dragon - Participating or watching?
* Sarah wonders how innocent people portray her
eros - (eros thinking and typing furiously with2 fingers)
Sarah - watching... Its a big pro fight... The owner of Practical Fighting Concepts (where I train) is fighting Jens Pulver... Its gonna be a blood bath...AND I GET TO MEET TITO
Dragon - Matter of fact, I think I'll get myself an IC Cherry Twister in your honor!
TomNine - Who here is innocent?
eros - Exactly where is gailly? would like to know now?
eros -
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eros - 
TomNine - I looked at your grappling gallery today, Sarah, Tre got some great shots. No one looking at those pics would guess who was declared the winner.
Sarah - I see gaily in my crystal ball engrossed in the television
Dragon - Gaily will be back in twenty minutes.
Sarah - Some of those shots are pretty embarrasing
Sarah - I could have had a double heel hook at one point, and it is so visible with the photos
Sarah - Instead I took the achilles lock
Sarah - oops
eros - embarrassing ? YUM !
Dragon - Personally, I've never made any comments on the outcome of that match, because I have no
how they score those things.
TomNine - Sarah, you are still learning.
Dragon - no i d e a
Sarah - I have the tape of my new match in my car, but I have yet to watch it
eros - What's the yellow thing ?dragon ? can i get one??
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Sarah - It keeps me up at night thinking about what I could have done, or how I could make my next time rolling better
Clepsydra - Time it waits for no man my fate is sealed 11:44pm
Sarah - 
TomNine - I have no
how they score either, plus I really couldn't watch the match very well either, though I was there. I was more concerne with figuring out how the camera worked. 
Sarah - I will always be learning
eros - Eros notices one engine is on fire and attempts to land in Vancouver ?
Dragon - I don't know if Tre passed on my comments that night, but I think that's the best thing that could have happened to you. People who fail are the ones who eventually succeed! People trying to protect winning records are doomed to spend every waking minute watching their back. You're free to take on the tough competition and learn without worrying about whether you win or lose! It's people in that position who become champions!!!
Clepsydra - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana 11:46pm
Clepsydra - Cheerio, eros, come back soon.
eros - logged off. --- (Fri May 12 11:46pm)
TomNine - You learn a lot more by losing than by winning, that's true of almost anything.
Jaxx - logged on. --- (Fri May 12 11:47pm)
Clepsydra - Hello, Jaxx, welcome to the Coffee Lounge.
Sarah - awe dragon... I appreciate it... I should have had the win... I am not quite sure still why it wasn't mine,,, but I made up for it at King of the Rings IV
Jaxx - hello all you beautiful people
TomNine - Beautiful Jaxx, welcome back.
Dragon - What happened there?
Jaxx - If that is true T9 I must be one of the smartest people around
TomNine - Sarah, didn't the officials tell you why they said you lost? Could you ask, is there a score card or anything?
Sarah - ooohhh... you can say I took the win this time... simply by whooping the girls butt!! tee hee... na, I just completely dominated
Sarah - no score card... simply opinion
Jaxx - hey MS Sarah is here WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
TomNine - Sarah, how many more years of school do you have ahead?
Sarah - They are hard to judge really because sometimes when a grappler is sooooo good, he can put himself in what looks like a dangerous position for him, but in reality, it was planned to get the opponent in a certain position
Sarah - two and a half possibly more if I want to think about law school
Dragon - I've got a question for you Sarah. What exactly is legal in NHB tourny's as far as "small joint manipulation"? I take it you can't go after fingers, what about wrists? (My specialty.)
Sarah - hey Jaxx!!
Sarah - no fingers, but wrists are perfectly legal
Dragon - Ughh!!! Let us put a few more on the bottom of the ocean before we make more lawyers!!!
Sarah - fingers and toes are too easily broken, so they don't fit into the rules
* Jaxx is surprised MS Sarah is not out tearing up the town tonight
Sarah - no lawyer, but possibly judge or FBI
Dragon - Why don't I ever see anybody going for/getting wrist locks? Or have I just not seen enough footage?
Sarah - too much to do.. I shouldn't even be talking.. I have to be awake in six hours
Sarah - well wrist locks aren't easily seen first of all... A fighter might be going for an arm bar, but take the wrist at the same time to increase pain and chances of tapping out
Clepsydra - Time for tea 11:54pm
Jaxx - well I'm glad to see you Ms Sarah 
TomNine - Sarah, I'm surprised to see you here at all. Tre is always making excuses about why you can't visit the site. 
Sarah - chicken wings and arm bars are commonly paired with wrist locks, but defensively we watch to not let our arms and wrists in bad positions
TomNine - Dragon, did you study one of the martial arts that focuses on wrist work?
gaily - .....back again......hi, Sarah!!!!
Sarah - I am here some... Not as much as I should or would like to be, but he just doesn't want people thinking that I am sick or not alright enough to get to the computer
TomNine - Gaily!
Sarah - hello gaily!
gaily - Tom!!!!!
Dragon - Yeah, twelve years of Aikido. We use a lot of wrist locks common to Ju Jitsu.
Sarah - Dragon... do you follow NHB competitions?
Jaxx - hey MS gaily
TomNine - Tre cares too much.
Sarah - Jujutsu does use them a ton with stand up work I noticed
gaily - hey, Jaxx!!!
Sarah - Tre just cares, and he is not doing anyone harm by doing so... he's a great bud
Dragon - I really don't follow them. I've seen quite a few UFC tapes though. Those tourny's really changed the face of the martial arts world and brought legitimacy to the non-striking arts.
TomNine - My cable is back! The crew found out that a newly-installed road sign sliced the undeground cable.
gaily - excellent, Tom!!!!!!!
Sarah - The WEF is just as big, if not bigger than UFC right now... this is what I will be witnessing tomorrow night!!!!
Jaxx - alright T9 now you can get back to surfing through the 500 channels and finding out once again that there is nothing on 
Sarah - grappling is my favorite